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Hello, and welcome to Smosh Reads Red Stories.

I'm Shane, and today, the theme, Siblings.

And I'm here with my brother and my sister, Trevor DeVay.

Hey!

Hi!

We're a big family here.

Hey!

Siblings, everybody always gets along, right?

Mm-hmm.

Siblings, there's never a problem.

Totally.

Siblings always good.

It's like the pre-bunch.

So you have sisters, you have a brother.

Correct.

Yeah, I have three sisters, one brother.

Yeah, my brother and I got into it.

I have some fun stories about him and me.

Oh, shit.

Yeah.

I made him cry real bad once.

Is he a younger or older brother?

Older.

Well, you made your older brother cry.

Yeah, well, here's the thing is that he was always bigger than me because I grew late.

And so I had to learn how to hurt him emotionally.

He he would hurt me physically and I had to find out how I could hurt him.

I heard that younger brothers have it really hard.

Like they're just constantly in like battlegrounds.

Yeah, I'm really a martyr.

Wow.

Yeah.

Sucks.

Yeah, it sucks for you.

Yeah.

My brothers are so much older than me.

I don't think I dealt with that.

They were like.

I'm like, oh, hey, you can come.

They're like, they're not threatened by me.

They're like, you're just a little kid.

Yeah, my brother's two and a half years older than me.

So like we were in high school at the same time.

That's brittle.

And I'm cooler than him.

So, it was really tough.

You always roast him.

You know, you roasted him on Smash Roth, too.

And I was like, damn.

People think I hate him.

I love him.

I love him.

Sure.

That's how siblings go.

Yeah, we roast our siblings.

That's what we do.

Before we begin, we have something exciting to tell you.

We had a confessions episode months back where Trevor said he would confess something he's never told anyone if the video got 150,000 likes.

And as of now, it has over 150,000 likes.

So at the end of this video, Trevor, you are going to confess.

I have made my bed and I will lie in it.

Wow.

I can't wait to hear it.

Yeah.

I feel like now it's been built up.

It's really stupid.

It's really dumb.

It probably is.

It is embarrassing, though.

I think so.

Let's get into this first story, shall we?

Yes.

All right, here we go.

This comes from Am I the Asshole.

My girlfriend called me brother while having sex.

It's not quite the sibling story we thought we'd start with.

Women's like a Hulk Hogan, like, oh, brother.

Yeah, brother.

I, a 28-year-old man, and my girlfriend, a 29-year-old woman, were in the middle of having sex.

We were nearing climax when I went to grab her hand.

She quickly clasped it and pulled my arm toward her in the style of friendly handshake.

She brought it in and said, hell yeah, brother.

No!

I couldn't anymore.

My erection died and well, I felt like I just gave one of the boys a good old bring it in, pat on the back, and go get beers handshake.

Had to tell somebody, thanks, Reddit, for listening to my misery.

Dude, awesome.

There's nothing I can say, like, what?

Yeah, there's not much to say to that one.

You can't, like, assume, well, maybe she meant this.

No.

Okay, it's better than I thought it was going to be.

I thought it was going to be a weird, like

a weird, like, fetish thing.

And then it was like, no, she was joking around that.

No, she was joking around.

But joking around in the middle of it, which unfortunately it's funny.

It's amazing.

It's actually really funny.

Yeah.

I think it's kind of endearing.

Yeah.

Maybe she wasn't, maybe she wasn't like.

She wasn't like enjoying it too much.

Maybe she was just like,

she was just there to witness.

Hell yeah, brother.

She's like, good for you, man.

You're getting there.

I don't know.

I don't know.

I don't know either.

I mean,

just having fun, I guess.

I don't know how long they've been together.

That's true.

But I don't know.

Some people, they like to joke around.

I was going to say, I think it's kind of fun to have a good laugh sometimes.

Yeah.

You know, when you're intimate.

I think it's like chill to like, you know, get a little silly if I'm a silly guy.

Right before.

That's a tough one.

I need to know what happened after all that.

Because he ends it right there and just says like, oh, my erection died.

And well, like, that's, okay, cool.

How did you guys reconcile that afterwards?

Like, did you guys both laugh?

Whatever.

Like, you know, I think that can be a growing moment for both of you.

He's just like, that was weird.

Yeah.

He's like, you're hilarious, brother.

Comments.

When his erection died, he should have tagged in someone else.

Hilarious.

Man, someone said, man, I misread the title of this post.

I'm sitting here wondering why I should call your brother.

And now I'm just here disappointed that you'd lose interest in your girlfriend who just pumped out an all-time Hulk Hogan impression.

You're the asshole.

You're the asshole.

It's not even an asshole,

this guy is asking if he's the asshole or not.

And it's like,

what?

So it said, if you're not laughing and having fun while you're fucking, you're doing it wrong.

Yeah.

Okay.

I love this guy getting roasted in the comments.

Like, you're going down, brother.

You're the asshole here.

It is hilarious.

I do get the turn off, though.

It's like fist bumping when you're having sex.

It's like

notch.

What's wrong with fist bumping?

Hey, come on.

Rosemary's hitting a handshake.

You got a secret sex handshake.

Oh, God.

Yeah.

You're just going in.

No.

Oh, God.

It's hilarious.

What's the update?

There's no update on that.

I actually ended up finishing

years later.

I posted this on Reddit and then went back.

She walks into the bedroom one day and there's just a whole ring set up.

He's like, all right.

Okay, our next story.

Am I the asshole for refusing to buy a gift for a kid because it's their sibling's birthday?

Okay.

Last week, I was invited to my friend's house to celebrate his kid's birthday.

When I asked what I should bring for the brat, my...

Well,

damn.

Last week, I was invited to my friend's house to celebrate his kid's birthday.

When I asked what I should bring for the brat, my friend informed me that they like to give both kids gifts so no one is left out of the celebration.

I said, okay, and when I arrived, I gave their birthday kid a gift and my friend a six-pack.

His wife mentioned that the other kid is going to feel left out, but I informed her that although she's welcome to raise her kids how she likes, it doesn't mean anyone has to subscribe to the same parenting style.

Am I the asshole?

He's like, give the kid a beer.

I brought a six-pack.

I got a brewski for you, kid.

I mean, happy fifth birthday.

He clearly has opinions.

When I got the gift for the brat.

Yeah, I'm like, damn, okay, dude.

I don't have to subscribe to your parenting.

Hey, can I sit in your house?

Like,

it's a little, okay.

I don't know.

Yeah, the brat thing, I'm like, damn, dude, okay.

Like,

whoa,

you don't seem like you really want to be going to a children's birthday party.

Yeah, so like, oh, man.

Maybe you just skip it.

Here's the thing.

I did hear that like when a second sibling is born born to like throw a party for the older sibling so they feel because it's like really intense for a new baby to like come in.

I hear that, but every single birthday bring bringing gifts for the other sibling is kind of

like that's conducive for like

prepping yourself for life.

Because it's like, hey man, once you're an adult, like there's going to be situations where people are going to get shit and you're not.

And you better be emotionally prepared for that.

I think it's weird that when he walked in, that people were like, well, where's the gift for the sibling?

It's like, unless he's family,

he brought a six-pack.

I don't know what to say.

Could be.

That's a lot.

I understand.

That's a lot to be like, hey, buy two gifts.

It's like, whoa, okay, man.

Yeah, I don't think he's the asshole, but I think the way he's going about it is a bit...

I also think it's maybe, you know, I don't know a ton about this.

I don't have a kid.

But like, it's...

A friend of, I never as a kid expected my parents' friends to bring me anything.

No.

Like, if they're, if my parents, if like a friend of mine is coming to my birthday party,

I expected a gift from my friend.

Friend, right.

So their parents would be what I'd be helping.

But if it was just some random person that was a friend of my parents, I'd be like, cool, dude.

It would be weird.

It would be like, yeah, bring booze for my parents.

Yeah, get my parents drunk.

I don't know who like,

I understand the sentiment of like not wanting a child to feel left out.

But if that's the case, it's like, you know, it's not their birthday.

Just give them like a gift.

You know, if the parents want to get them a gift as well to open or something just so that they're like

Yeah, expecting all of your guests to bring two gifts is insane.

I just am like I don't know.

I guess it's also the principle of it all.

I'm just like this sounds to me like you're avoiding like parenting by just alleviating the situation.

Like it's easy to just be like, oh, this makes you feel bad.

So we're just gonna like make you feel good instead of teaching you the lesson of like sometimes

sometimes it's someone else's day and it's not your day but i i feel like this is going to make this kid a nightmare yeah yeah

i don't understand and i'm like with people i'm like it's your decision to have kids it's your decision to get married it's your decision to have a bachelor party it is not on other people to do exactly how you picture it yeah like unless they're unless that's like your sister coming over and it's their nephew or niece or nephew i just i'm like that's kind of it's a lot it's a lot

i agree agree with his sentiment of like he doesn't have to subscribe to other people's parenting style.

I agree with that.

Did it say how old the kids are?

I'm assuming pretty young.

Brat age.

Brat age.

Brat age, yeah.

Imagine it's just like 16 year olds.

He's a lot.

He's not the asshole.

I don't think he's the asshole in this situation, but I'm like, hey, dude, okay.

You're acting like a dick.

The verdict was not the asshole.

Comments, not the asshole.

The parents are being entitled.

Asking for an extra gift just so the other kid doesn't feel left out is out of order.

An extra present costs money, and it's the birthday kids' day, not a free-for-all.

If the other kid feels left out, that's on them, not you.

Someone said, I have relatives who did this.

The oldest was eight when the sibling was born and had been spoiled before.

The older one always wanted a gift on the sibling's birthday, but got mad when the sibling got a gift on their birthday.

The older one really took up the entitlement in college, now hardly ever contacts the family.

Wow.

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Well, that's that's a totally different post.

Someone else said, LOL, I would take one of the six-pack cans and give it to the kid.

He wouldn't be able to drink it, but it's the thought that counts, right?

Exactly.

Someone said, Everyone sucks here.

It's good for kids to learn that not everything is about them, and it's entitled to expect people to buy gifts for the non-birthday kid.

But if you're referring to the birthday kid as a brat, you should just stay home.

I think we landed on that, too.

It's like, why are you going to this dude?

Like, it's also like, I feel like every birthday I had when I I was younger, you know, you get a bunch of gifts and sort of everyone plays with them when you're a kid.

It's like you're getting cake and then you're opening up everything.

And it's like, oh, I got three Nerf guns.

Like, let's run around.

And there's no way the kid, the sibling, doesn't have like something to play with, something new to do.

It's kind of purely an ego thing.

It's just like, I'm mad that this person's getting a day and I'm not getting a day.

It's not a, because yeah, you're right.

At a birthday party, no matter where you're at, there's so much shit everywhere.

Yeah.

But I, oh, God, kids' birthdays, they're so complicated.

No, those videos of a younger sibling wanting to blow out the birthday candles of their older sibling.

Or

the parents who are like really intense about like

fear and the kid, the birthday gay kids are like, happy birthday.

All right, let's move on.

Let's

hide everything else.

You're just like, oh my God.

Oh my God.

Birthdays for little kids are so

they can either be great or they're interesting.

Oh my God.

Okay, our next story.

Am I the asshole for crashing out because I'm not invited on the family holiday?

Whoa.

Crashing out.

Crashing out.

Crashing out.

Because I'm not invited.

Are you familiar with crashing out?

I don't know if I am.

You're not.

Okay, crashing out.

Trevor, you probably could give a great explanation.

Yeah, I mean, crashing out is like,

it's basically like having a meltdown.

It's kind of like like,

I'm losing it.

I'm crashing out.

Like, I'm getting mad.

I'm getting sad whatever.

Yeah, I'm losing it.

I'm crashing out.

I'm losing it man.

Got it.

Thank you.

Hi guys, 23-year-old woman.

My family recently booked a holiday and asked if I wanted to come.

I said I couldn't afford it and that was that.

Recently, I was talking to my mom and she said that both of my younger siblings are bringing a friend that she is fully paying for.

My brother is 20, like he lives at home and she is paying for him and a friend.

And my sister, 15, and her friend get to go on an all-inclusive holiday to Spain.

It was the same last year.

They all went on holiday without me, but last year they didn't bring anyone else.

I was fine with it until I heard my mom's paying for other kids to go but wouldn't bring me so I'm annoyed with her.

I do so much for her as well, like way more than my other siblings.

I live 10 minutes down the road so I am always picking up slash dropping to school or doing things around the house for her, but I'm butthurt that she clearly had this extra money to spend to bring other people's kids on holiday, but not me.

Am I the asshole?

Edit.

I initially asked her a few weeks ago for her to tell me how much it would be if I booked on it because I would have went if it was affordable.

She got back to me saying it's $900 and I just said I couldn't afford that anyways and that was it until I found out she's paying for two of my siblings friends.

She said in Convo who was going and I just said, what?

You could have paid for me to go, but instead you're paying for two other children.

And she ignored that comment.

I love how I know this person's crashing out based on the writing style of this.

Like they're writing this for a robot.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Ah, dude.

I don't, there's, there's a lot.

I mean, there's not much missing.

Like, it does suck that the mom is paying for two siblings and friends, but won't pay for her.

Is it like the siblings' birthdays?

Like, I mean, it, I don't know.

It just, it,

I don't know.

Um, it might, it might be one of those situations where the oldest is like been responsible and is kind of getting punished for it.

Like, the mom is babying the younger two.

I don't know.

Yeah.

It always

seems like in Reddit stories, and I don't relate to this because of my family dynamics.

I never had this type of situation, but in so many Reddit stories, it seems like the

kids, the children who just are struggling or are kind of assholes, the parents just do everything for them.

Like, and it's almost like out of maybe out of desperation of like, oh, well, I have to be there for them.

I have to like give them this life because

I don't know.

And then the one who's got it all figured out, they just kind of go, oh, yeah, you're fucking fine.

Yeah.

I don't know.

It just seems like she's being punished for some reason.

It's tricky, though, because it's also like all these things she's saying she's doing for her mom.

It's kind of like what you do for your mom.

It's like, it doesn't feel like it's like, look at all this intense, like it's kind of, it's kind of like what you do when you live 10 minutes from your mom.

You help out.

And how young are her siblings?

20 and 15.

She's 23.

Her brother's 20.

Oh, okay.

Her sister's 15.

And it's like, she's doing a bunch, and we don't know how much the siblings, the other siblings do for the mom or help out around the house.

It's like.

Because she said drop off at school.

I thought they were young.

Yeah, no.

No.

They're, yeah, the brother is 20.

And it's not a big age gap between them all.

Maybe the mom thinks, you have your own place now.

You're an adult.

It's tough.

I don't know.

I had, well, I like have kind of experience with this.

My brother and his wife, they still live in Idaho, like near my parents.

And they've gone on vacations where like my parents will pay.

Like Like they went to the UK, they went to Mexico.

And part of me is like, ah, like it would have been cool to have been included, but also like, I don't live in Idaho.

Like, it's a lot easier for them to plan things.

It's a lot harder for me to make time around work.

And like, I totally understand that because I, there's like more distance between me and them.

Like, I don't, I don't expect like, oh, you should accommodate me.

And like, I get that.

But it goes both ways.

Cause also I'm like, oh, it would have been cool though.

You know, it would have been nice.

I'm with you on that completely.

And in this situation, they do all live close.

Yeah.

And she goes away.

And the mom, the family, they asked if she wanted to come and she said, I can't afford it.

And that was that.

Yeah.

But then she's paying for the others.

That sucks.

That sucks because she's paying for the others' friends.

Yeah, so she bought four, she's accommodating four people.

But can't accommodate just one.

That does kind of suck.

It really sucks.

That's awful.

The verdict is not the asshole.

Obviously, it's like, why are you the asshole here?

Comments, not the asshole.

I'd stop doing extra favors for her since she doesn't seem to appreciate it.

Someone said, I get that this might cause drama, but it's not about being petty or causing drama.

It's about communicating what's okay and what isn't.

Your sibling is 20 and getting their trip and their friend's trip paid for.

This is the biggest issue here.

They're also an adult, one who lives at home, costing your folks for more than you do.

I think you should talk to your mom and tell her exactly how this makes you feel.

This isn't about her or her feelings.

If she is making you feel excluded or like you aren't wanted on this trip or like a lesser part of the family than, say, your 20-year-old sibling's friend, then say so.

She needs to hear that from you.

Yeah, I mean, that's the first step here is to confront the mom and say how it's making you feel.

Do I have much faith that that'll do anything?

We've seen these stories so much.

Usually the mom just completely sides with the others and just makes her feel crazy and like gaslights her.

I feel like the mom is thinking in a way where she's like, this sibling is out of the house, so I'm paying for these ones because they're still in the house.

I don't know.

I'm trying to like put myself in her shoes, but regardless, it's not a good feeling at all for the 2015.

It's just wild logic because at the end of the day, it's like, if you're the mom, wouldn't you want all the kids to go?

It's not a matter of like principle at that point.

It's just like, oh, I want the whole family together.

So let's all do this.

But there's got to be missing context here.

Probably.

Update.

Oh, my God.

I feel like we're missing a lot, so maybe we're going to get some stuff.

My younger brother and his friend were meant to share the room with my sister and her friend, but he decided he wanted to book his own room using his own money, so he did.

Then when I heard there's a room free in the apartment, I asked if I could just add on flights and stay there.

But my sister was having none of it because they wanted it to themselves.

So I rang my mom and was like, I can't afford a whole separate room.

Like, let me sleep on the couch in my sister's room.

She refused.

I then said, well, can you pay for half of it with me?

Because that's not fair.

You may get whoever inserts sister's friend's name is to do anything you want for you.

My mother then said, yeah, okay, I'll go halves with you for it.

So all sorted now, and I'll be sunning it in Spain in July.

Okay, okay.

So nothing was really soft.

It's like a conversation was had.

It just sounds like all these people are like, okay, yeah.

Okay, yeah, like really, like, honestly, yeah, like, I'll, I'll split it half the way with you.

She got a coupon on the family vacay.

Okay, so this sounds like the ultimate in not communicating and not understanding the situation.

It's because it sounds like she heard some stuff and came to like further conclusions about what was going on when really it wasn't as intense as she thought.

Right.

She talked to the mom and was just like, can we go housing?

Into the moment.

She's like, okay, yeah.

Like that was all.

Okay, yeah.

I think there's just not a lot of like communicating or thinking going on.

Well, I was going to say, like, if she's paying for all the friends, there's got to be something actually going on.

And it sounds like they're like

sharing a room.

And then the brother is actually paying for another room.

I like how she called the sister and was like, can I share a room with you?

And they're like, no.

No.

We thought we were going to have it by ourselves.

No.

It's so funny.

She's like, can I crash on the couch?

It's like, why do you want that?

Why?

It just sounds, I don't know.

Just FOMO.

It's FOMO.

FOMO's real.

FOMO's real.

But I would not want to be on the couch with my sister and her friend.

Sounds awful.

Them just sitting in their room like, can you like go away?

And you're on the couch.

You're like, oh.

Being a 23-year-old around like, yeah, two 16-year-olds actually sounds like a nightmare.

Yeah, that's awful.

They're 15.

They're 15.

Even worse.

This sounds almost a little bit more like an ego battle at this point.

Yeah.

A tiny bit.

Because a part of me is also putting myself at 23.

And I never had younger siblings.

But it's one of those things I'm like, I get that it's a vacation and it's probably really cool.

But there's also the element of like, all right, you guys go do that.

I'm going to go live my life.

Yeah, exactly.

It's they're they're going to be 15.

Like there's not much they can do other than like walk around and like look at shops.

Yeah.

All right.

Okay.

Next story.

This comes from relationships.

Boyfriend's mom called my blind brother, 25-year-old male, excess baggage.

I, a 28-year-old woman, called her a piece of shit.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah.

My brother is blind, has been since birth, and he lives with me.

Not that he needs someone to take care of him, just living with me makes his life much easier, and I like it this way.

He is pretty independent and has a great job and great future.

I'm proud of him big time.

Last month, we went to visit our parents back in our home country.

We live in Europe, but we are from East Asia.

My boyfriend is from here.

So on the way back, my parents filled our luggages with stuff, gifts, food, etc.

At the airport, we had to pay some excess baggage charges.

Last night, I was at my boyfriend's parents and I was chatting with his parents and sister.

Boyfriend wasn't in the room when these all happened, so he didn't see anything firsthand.

They asked about my trip and all, and I said it was all good except that we had to pay a lot for excess baggage, which was unexpected.

She started laughing, which made everyone wonder.

My boyfriend's dad asked what's so funny.

She said that she just can't stop appreciating the irony that excess baggage had to pay for excess baggage.

I didn't get it at first.

Nobody did, but she clarified that your brother is like an excess baggage on you.

You took him on a trip and had to pay excess baggage on the excess baggage as well.

It's like double dipping just the other way around.

I wanted to punch her in the face, but restrained myself, just told her that she's a piece of shit, apologized to the sister and dad, and came out.

Texted my boyfriend that I had to leave, and we'll talk tomorrow.

He came out and we talked a bit about what happened.

He offered to go back in there and try to sort things out, but I refused.

I told him that he's heard my side, so go in there and hear them out as well, and we'll talk about it again tomorrow.

We haven't talked since, but we will tonight.

Knowing him, I guess he will suggest some way to sort things out and make peace, but I don't think I'd want to, even if she agrees to apologize.

What?

Oh my god.

What was that comment?

Like, it wasn't even like that.

It's for to like say something so awful and then when someone's like, what'd you just say?

To be like, oh, so what I was doing was insulting your blind brother.

Yeah.

Just doubling down.

Let me explain.

I was referring to him kind of like luggage.

You know, like not a human.

You know, like not a human.

Yeah.

Anyways, past the potatoes.

What are we doing here, lady?

Oh my God.

Ugh.

Did she have a couple glasses of wine?

Like, what's happening here?

I like genuinely don't even know what to say to that.

To like refer to someone,

like to

the person, like, this is your brother that I'm talking about.

And I'm saying these awful things.

And you're like, wait, I don't think I get what you're saying.

You're like, no, I'm, I'm saying, like, I'm insulting him very deeply.

Like, this is.

Dude, read the room.

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I can't imagine saying a joke of that nature, but it's like...

Saying a joke and you go, you go, oh, you get that response.

You go, I'm sorry.

I don't know.

I don't know why I said that.

I don't know why I said that.

But like, not even that.

she's like oh let me keep going clearly the mom has wanted to say something for so long she's probably in bed with her husband she's like i'm gonna say something about this brother which is like insane and then she says it in the weirdest way possible and she clearly says it in a way where she's like i this is like a deep down belief exactly and we all agree on this right that your brother is just excess baggage like it's not do you think the son talks about it with them i guess we don't technically know I'm not sure if I can do it.

I don't think so, but like, I'm also, I wonder if he was surprised because if he's already going to like, let's work this out mode.

But, yeah, the work this out mode, it's like,

he's saying we could go back in there

some way to sort things out.

See, if I'm the boyfriend, it's like, no, you go in there by yourself and you confront your mom.

Because that is on another level and she shouldn't have to go in there and face that.

Yeah.

I would have a hard time believing that the mom just suddenly said something so awful.

Mm-hmm.

You know, that's why I'm wondering if that is so awful, right?

Like was the boyfriend surprised?

Like, I'm wondering.

He's not sounding like horrified

by this.

Also, if she immediately said, you're a piece of shit, I feel like if this was so out of pocket for the mom to say, I, if I was in her position, I'd be so stunned.

You're right.

I would be like,

I wouldn't know what to say because it's shocking.

When someone says something out of character,

you don't respond in a way because you're kind of like,

you're trying to like compartmentalize or figure out

and make it all make sense.

But the fact that she did respond so quickly saying you're a piece of shit means it's like,

what has she said in the past?

Yeah, it seems like a case of like the family just being like, ah, that's just mom, you know, that's just mom out of pocket.

Like,

oh, there she goes again.

God.

Comments, I wouldn't say you did anything wrong.

She should apologize.

He's a fucking human being.

Someone said, you didn't do anything wrong except lose your cool, but I think most of us would agree that's acceptable under the circumstances.

Hopefully your boyfriend will handle the situation with her appropriately.

OP left a comment saying she just posted a Facebook status update saying, my son's girlfriend called me a piece of shit because she disagreed with how I described what happened on a trip.

Oh, Facebook status?

That's crazy.

We're dealing with a different beast here.

Oh no.

This is different.

Dude, going on Facebook to rip

your son's girlfriend after calling

her brother excess baggage because he's blind is crazy levels of delusion.

Yeah, Facebook status, this is a different beast.

We have to approach this from a different place.

Yeah.

We're dealing with a kaiju.

Oh, no.

Okay.

Update.

Oh, let's go.

The next day.

I foresee we're about to see even greater depths of hell from this lady.

Yeah.

Yeah.

No, I don't think we've even scratched the surface on how awful she is.

Someone's gonna make a Facebook group and it's gonna be bad.

God.

Okay.

Okay.

This is the next day.

She posts this the next day.

Okay, this isn't good.

I didn't realize it's a full moon and she's gone full beast.

Oh my God.

In case you missed it, yesterday she posted a message on Facebook explaining an edit in yesterday's post.

So I talked to my boyfriend last night.

He acted as I suspected he would.

He suggested that it was a moment of madness.

She started it and I responded.

We're both at, okay, hold on.

He acted as I suspected he would.

He suggested that it was a moment of madness.

She started it and I responded.

We're both at fault and we can both apologize and move on from this.

That's such a funny way to put it.

It was just a moment of madness.

The moon is out.

She's mad.

Oh my my God.

This is bad.

Yeah, you know, she doesn't think blind people are people, and you called her a piece of shit.

Hard to gauge there.

Come on, be

people, guys.

Sorry, no way after her post on Facebook.

We had a long discussion.

He doesn't want to take a side.

All of these are besides the fact that she doesn't even want to apologize.

I'm very disappointed in him.

His dad called me yesterday as well, apologized for the mom's comment, and said that she wasn't speaking on behalf of everyone there, and that they found her comments to be very inconsiderate as well.

I also apologized to the dad for the way I reacted, but he said it wasn't necessary.

His sister called as well.

She said it's not the first time she's making comments like that about disabled people and she said she's ashamed.

I decided not to engage in a social media piss war and stayed out.

But while the mom's friends were commenting like, the young don't know how to respect these days, the sister commented that, mom, you left out what you said to her first, kind of proving her point, please put this down and stop.

A few hours later, the post was gone.

W sister, W dad, why did the boyfriend kind of sucks here

boyfriend let her down hard

saying you're both at fault like oh my god dude the boyfriend is enabling the mom and the fact that the dad and the sister had to like support the girlfriend and the boyfriend's not

dude and that comment is unbelievable unbelievable and it was a comment it was like oh she said something you responded it's like your mom said something and then doubled down and explained what she meant by it yeah like this was not a moment of whatever.

This was a fully thought-out thing.

Yeah.

The sisters now agreeing like, oh, she's horribly ableist and says horrible shit all the time.

It's awful.

So yeah, I'm disappointed in my boyfriend.

If he had the balls of his sister, he'd been great, but sadly, he doesn't.

His dad and sister stood up to the mom and he didn't.

I never make a decision impulsively, so I didn't break up with him, although I'm leaning towards that decision.

I just need to think and any advice to this is also very welcome.

Yeah, I mean, say goodbye.

Yeah, you got to be good.

You live with your brother.

You love your brother.

It's going well.

It's incredible that they have that relationship regardless if he's blind or not.

Like it's amazing that you have that close relationship.

The mom is never going to change and it sounds like the boyfriend isn't going to stick up for her.

Yeah.

Yeah.

And I mean the boyfriend has to know her brother.

The brother lives.

Yeah.

The brother lives there with

OP.

So like, yeah, they hang out all the time.

Yeah.

And it's so disrespectful to the brother.

Holy holy crap bro to like know the brother like probably like very intimate like like know him really well and then be like ah I mean you both are kind of at fault here like that's a dude

wow she's attacking him for something that is not in his control whatsoever her calling her a piece of shit is like kind of going light on her too it's like dude when someone says something of that nature yeah okay some comments OP, in response to another comment, said, he always believes in keeping the peace between people and finding compromises to work things out no matter what.

Sometimes, though, keeping the peace is just siding with the bad people.

That's a nice way of saying he's a pushover.

He doesn't do anything.

Yeah.

Someone responded, in that case, I think you explained to him in no uncertain terms how much his mother hurt you and how much he hurt you by not sticking up for you.

Let him know that when he said nothing, it was as good as agreeing with her.

Maybe, just maybe, he'll see where he's gone wrong and change.

But if not, I guess you have your answer.

His reaction to this doesn't seem so much about keeping the peace as being scared to stand up to someone.

There's a big difference between those two things.

Keeping the peace would have been, mom, come on, that's out of line and you know it.

Apologize so we can all get past this, not silence.

Such a bummer.

Yeah.

I mean, even like, even with the mom apologizing, it sounded like OP was still ready to be like, I don't know if I want to like make peace here, like even if she does apologize.

So like, yeah, the fact that he was like, well, maybe you should just both say sorry.

It's.

I think at this point, though, I wouldn't believe any apology from the mom i agree

what she said is deeply offensive yeah she and you she went to facebook afterwards so that's the that's the name once you go to facebook once you go to facebook it's done it is done

you're telling me you post on facebook all the time and you're ableist

what a strange show we are in other news water is wet

all right our next story This comes from the Too Hot Takes subreddit.

Shout out to Morgan.

Oh my gosh.

Morgan.

All right, right, here we go.

My brother-in-law confessed feelings for me after I went wedding dress shopping with his fiancé.

Wait, wait, read that back one more time.

Check this out.

My brother-in-law confessed feelings for me after I went wedding dress shopping with his fiancé.

Let's fucking go, dude.

Hell yeah, brother.

Hell yeah, brother.

Love this awkward shit.

Let's go.

Oh, man.

This just happened today, and I'm using a throwaway because I promote my small business on my main, and I want to be anonymous with this.

Okay, I'm pretty overwhelmed, so I'll start with some background.

I have been with my husband for five years.

We've been married for two.

Since early on in the relationship, I've been great friends with his older brother, partially because I always wanted one.

When he started dating a girl about two years ago, I went out of my way to make sure she knew she had a friend in me if she wanted, since we're the only girls in the family.

We're great friends now, and since they got engaged three months ago, I have been helping with wedding planning and was asked to be a bridesmaid.

We went dress shopping today and had a blast.

We went to brunch, had some mimosas, found the dress, and went back to their house to celebrate.

I ended up alone in the kitchen with my brother-in-law a bit after being there, and he said he just had to tell me something before I kept eating at him.

I was a little buzzed and confused, but was not at all expecting him to say what he did.

I think I've had feelings for you for a few years, and I've never been able to tell you, and just needed to know if you have ever felt the same.

This is three weeks before the wedding.

Yeah.

Okay.

Yeah.

Great Great timing.

Oh, that's insane.

You've seen that like picture.

It's like a, it's like Steph Curry shooting a basketball from the moon towards Earth.

That's what this is.

Wow.

But here's the thing.

They've known each other for over five years because she's been married for five years to her husband.

She's been married for two years.

So.

Oh, wait.

But she's known this brother-in-law for years and she's like, I've always wanted an older brother.

So

very much.

I completely froze and just shook my head.

I told him that no, I have never thought about him in any other way than as a friend and a brother, and I never would.

Before he said anything else, I bolted back to his fiancé and the other girls there and very discreetly told her I got my period and wasn't feeling well and would have someone come get me and then come by soon for more wedding planning.

She thought nothing of it and called my best friend to come get me.

She dropped me off at home.

My husband is working right now and there is no question that I'm going to tell him as soon as he gets home.

But I just have no idea where to go from there.

Do I tell his fiancé?

Do I make him tell her?

Do I leave it?

Do I have my husband talk to him?

Has anyone ever had something like this happen or have any advice?

Anything is appreciated.

Oh.

Oh, girl, what a doozy.

She's in a really tough spot.

Oh, my God, bro.

Like.

It's always crazy to me, like, betrayal is so intense, right?

But when people make a decision that betrays, like...

multiple people at one time is shocking.

This is really hard because I think if the fiancé finds out, I think,

because you're in such a stressed out state when you're wedding planning and/or engaged or whatever, I think she's going to be like, Wait, was there always something between you guys?

Like, this could get really, really messy.

I personally would not go straight to the fiancé whatsoever.

I would go to my husband.

And I wouldn't, it's not like I would tell on him.

Cause, like,

I don't think this, I don't think the brother's the devil.

I really don't.

I think that he

this happened.

Okay, fine, whatever.

But I think that she should talk to her husband and be, and be like,

what should we do?

Yeah.

And get some context.

Like, has he ever done this before with one of the brother's like exes?

Like, is this like a normal thing?

To me, it seems like he shouldn't get married.

Well, yeah.

It's so tough.

Like, I, I feel like when I hear like situations kind of like these or similar to these, I'd be so worried if I was her that like.

if she does tell someone that the brother-in-law is gonna like start like doubling down and gasoline like no that didn't happen like she came on to me or like there's this thing like she was a scary situation like that can get messy that's really scary to be like wait I don't know you and that's also a betrayal it's a betrayal to it's a betrayal to his brother it's a betrayal to his fiancé and it's a betrayal to her because she's like oh I thought we had this dynamic you're my you're my family yeah so it's like oh so you're suddenly you're putting me in this situation now too it is so

unbelievable to do to a bunch of people.

But I feel like she needs to talk to her husband and be like, hey, I don't have all the answers right now.

This just happened.

Like, what are we going to do together?

Yeah.

Yeah.

Because the fiancé and the brother need to figure out what they're going to do together.

Because

I don't always feel like it's right to tell other people's business, but I get that this is like bigger than that.

But this is not her business.

Yeah.

This is.

He made it her business by

telling her this.

I agree.

He's like, I have feelings for you.

It's like, okay, well, that's your feelings for me is my business.

Well, sure.

Especially if you're cornering me when your fiancé's in the other room yeah she's gonna have so if he doesn't tell the fiancé

they're gonna have to have a conversation i think because i i personally wouldn't be able to move forward being a bridesmaid knowing this information no but just don't go to the fiancé first that's fair go to your go to your husband like go to the husband talk talk about it working as you because it's also his business because that's his brother And that's your wife.

As soon as she bolted out there, he's now probably going to be like, how do I cover my business?

He might be what Trevor said.

He might be freaking out and been like, oh, Bubble just told me that she has a crush on me.

How crazy?

Because now he's like, oh, this is not an option for me anymore.

I now have to save this.

Yeah, I have to get ahead.

How the hell do people get married when they have like this amount of feeling?

They do it all the time.

I don't understand it.

I feel like it happens.

It does happen all the time.

And do people just have, I think, I wonder if people have no concept of like time or like the understanding of what a commitment actually is.

Because I'm like, wait, you understand what a marriage is.

You understand like what you are planning on doing.

I don't know.

I don't think people think about, I think this guy doesn't think about the next month.

I think that they get excited.

They're like, yeah.

And I think sometimes it's like when people get so far into debt and then they do something terrible.

It's like they let it go so far because they push it away.

They suppress it.

Because, well, first of all, it didn't seem like he could ever have his sister-in-law.

She seems happily in a relationship.

So he just suppressed it, suppressed it, suppressed it.

But what happens when you get engaged?

A lot of things come up and now he like can't suppress it anymore.

I just can't imagine getting married and having any thoughts of like

feelings for someone else or being unsure.

I'm like, then don't do it.

Then don't do it.

Oh my God.

But people fucking get married all the time.

And they'll meet them and then get married.

It's, it's so wild to me.

There's another, there's, there's a possibility of like he's settling.

He knows he has doubts.

He doesn't want to do it.

So he's, instead of just

not doing it, he's trying to sabotage it.

What a way to do that.

Yeah.

People do, people sabotage their life.

You're just nuking your whole family.

You're duking your relationship with your brother, with like your sister-in-law.

Either way, he is not ready to get married.

No, at all.

Not at all.

And it's also that unfortunate thing where it's like, if the fiancé knew this, obviously, she wouldn't want to marry this guy.

So she doesn't even know who she's marrying.

And that's so sad.

That worries me so much, too.

Is that's another thing is like people, you don't really know someone.

Yeah.

Like someone could really suppress it so much.

I've fortunately just never been in this type of situation, but I can't like, people know, just even when we play werewolf, how I am with lying.

But I'm like, I can't live with like a secret like that.

I'd just be like, I either have to remove myself and never see you guys all again, or these cards have to be played.

It eats you up.

But people do.

They live with secrets for years and years and years.

they have completely double lives yeah that's why i'm telling my confession oh i cannot wait to hear it that's it's been eating you a double life

yeah i do it's crazy oh my god uh comments you tell your husband first discuss everything with him and then make a plan you're a team listen to what your husband thinks about talking to his brother first versus telling the fiancé in my opinion you and your husband should talk to his brother together and let the brother tell his fiancé if he won't tell her then tell the fiancé before they get married someone said said, brother-in-law knows she, brother-in-law knows she fled.

He knows it's highly likely she'll tell her husband.

Damage control on his end would be immediately to tell his fiancé that OP confessed feelings to him and then fled when he turned her down.

He doesn't necessarily need his brother to believe him if he can get his fiancé and the rest of the family to believe his version of events.

In fact, he doesn't even need the family to firmly take his side.

It's more likely they'll forever doubt who to believe, which will make everything awkward from now on.

Lastly, someone said, I had my brother-in-law confess to my wife that he's been in love with her and wished he met her instead of her sister.

My wife told me right away and I was pissed at first.

I wanted to go kick his ass, but I calmed down a little and talked to him on the phone.

I told him he would have to tell his wife or I would.

Long story short, my wife's sister blamed my wife, didn't believe her, and called her a slut and a bunch of other stuff.

It caused a huge mess in our family for about a year.

We all kind of moved past it and still see each other at get-togethers, but it is awkward to say the least.

I'm sorry you're having to deal with this too.

It's a hard road to navigate.

See, that's what sucks is I feel like the women usually gets blamed first.

Like, and that's what, that's where my worry is, is that like, it's going to be like, because what the fiancé's in such a tough position, she's about to get married to what she thinks is the love of her life.

And she's like, well, I trust him and you're my friend.

And it's just so easy to blame the other woman, but she needs to just get on this as soon as she can.

Yeah.

That sucks.

Yeah.

No update on it, too.

What?

You have to go.

You can't read us this story without an update, Shane.

You suck.

I know this is all on you.

You suck.

You suck, Shane.

Okay.

I'm not going to sleep tonight.

I hate you, Shane.

Whoa.

He's going so hard.

I don't like you right now, but I will like you later at some point.

When we have to work

together again.

You might be a Fed.

Our final story comes from confessions.

My daughter's friend in elementary school was actually her sister.

In our younger days, the ex-wife and I would get drunk and have foursomes with a co-worker and his wife.

Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.

What if that was the whole story?

And there you go.

We could do it.

We got the best.

All right.

They were never able to have kids.

Suddenly, she became pregnant.

My wife also became pregnant.

No one ever really said much about it.

After several years, I had a new career.

We moved away, then came back to the same area.

One day, my daughter came home and said she has a twin sister in her class and named the girl.

Yep, it was her.

We all denied it, but now she's an adult, and I'm pretty sure she knows.

Okay.

Let me get this straight.

They were having foursomes.

Yeah.

Great.

Get it.

Awesome.

The other couple that they were having foursomes with couldn't get pregnant, but suddenly she got pregnant.

She got pregnant.

So we think the one husband got her pregnant and then got his wife pregnant.

They both had kids and now they're twins.

Is that that what we think?

OP is probably the father of both.

Yes, yes.

Yes.

So that's what's going on.

Is it twins if two mothers are giving it's not twins.

I just think this other girl looks exactly.

They both got dad's genes.

Yeah, and they both probably got pregnant at the exact same.

So this is parent trapping in a totally different way.

Yeah.

Yeah.

That's kind of like, well, I don't know how close they were with a couple that they're having.

I don't know if it was like a casual thing or if they're like really good friends, but maybe it's kind of a cool situation, you know?

If you're having foursomes, like you know that it's, it's a possibility of it happening right now.

Surely like daddy, dad?

It's like now it's like, you're just like, you know, you got a couple kids.

It's cool.

We all denied it, but now she's an adult and I'm pretty sure she knows.

So this other girl is like, yeah, I figured it out and it's not great.

She's like, I've done the math and

the equation is definitely.

And she's an adult.

She's an adult now.

So this is many years ago that this happened.

And so now.

This reminds me of that story, that other Reddit story that you read.

Dude, there's the other one where he knows what I'm talking about.

Oh, immediately, where oh, that one's so much worse.

That's somehow worse.

Yeah, you read some wild stories.

The one where the girlfriend finds out that her boyfriend had a threesome with her parents like 10 years ago.

10 years ago.

No.

And she just, what she got, she just ran.

Dude, but like for a long time

before he met her, before he met her.

Completely isolated ads.

Unfortunately, in that story, we did the math, and she was 13 when this threesome happened

because her boyfriend was older than her.

So she was in the house.

She might have been in the house.

Maybe not.

I don't know.

But that's what I'm saying.

It's just like,

oh, no, that's brutal.

Story is something I never look, man.

If you're having threesomes or foursomes, a lot of people involved.

A lot of things can happen afterwards.

Things can happen.

Yeah, there might be results years down the line.

Some comments.

Plot twist: OP isn't the father of either.

The other guy is.

Someone said, did this stop the foursomes or not?

Someone else said, well, she has a ready-made spare for a kidney if she ever needs one.

So there's that.

Lastly, someone said, literally, what's done in the dark will come to light.

Wow, these people are having fun.

These redders are like,

these redditors are like, I've never had sex, but this sounds crazy.

I just like, you're having regular foursomes.

Are you not like,

me personally, I think I'd be using some sort of contraceptive.

You'd think you'd have some discussions.

Yeah.

But no, they're just going for it.

That's it.

They would get drunk and have forsom.

So they're just going to be.

I mean, no judgment.

Do your thing.

But also,

oof,

decisions are made and then results are there.

I can't believe it all happened and they were just like, we're all just not going to discuss this.

Yeah, we moved away.

Damn.

Moving away.

So wait, they moved away and did they move

back

and then suddenly it was like never moved back to where your forsome started.

Yeah.

And that's the big lesson.

That's the thing.

That's the thing people don't talk about.

If you have a foursome, you need to leave the tri-county area.

Yeah.

100%.

That's why I've never been back to Tucson.

Is that your confession?

Tucson.

Oh, nothing good happens in Tucson.

Oh, yeah, Arizona.

Well, that's it for all the stories, but Trevor,

your confession.

My time has come.

Oh, my God.

Okay, so let me set the stage for you.

I grew up in Idaho.

In the fourth grade, halfway through my fourth grade year of school, my family moved to Virginia.

Okay.

It was for my dad's work.

We moved out there.

So, you know, moving across the country, new school, no friends.

I'm just trying to give, like, you know, set some context for the actions that I'm about to confess to.

And I would say that this was at a point in my life where I didn't really understand having like, you know, there being consequences for my, or like, like...

I was kind of just doing stupid stuff and I wasn't thinking about it.

You know, I'm a fourth grader.

So I met this new school and for whatever reason,

I

get

I get pee shy, okay?

I don't really like using urinals.

I've never liked using urinals as I've grown up.

You know, it's something that you got to do, but I didn't like it, especially as a kid.

So I would, you know, pee in the stall.

But for whatever reason, I decided that

I just started peeing everywhere.

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Okay.

I don't know why.

I was just peeing all over.

I was just nowhere near.

You peed all over the bathroom.

No, just like inside the stall, but I was just kind of, you know, I was just...

You were hitting the walls.

I was hitting the walls.

I was hitting everything.

And I don't know why I did it.

It's just something I did, okay?

But then it was really bad, okay?

Because a whole assembly got called of all the boys, got taken into like the gymnasium and sat down on the bleachers.

And they were like,

like, we got pulled out of class and went and sat on the bleachers, and they were like, and they're like, we're going to find the pisser.

Literally, we're like, we're going to find the piss boy.

And they were like, we sat down and they were like, whoever's doing this, like, like, you know, step up or confess to it.

But, like, it.

Yeah, that's conducive for a kid to stand up and say, all right, guys, I pissed everywhere.

There's all the adults here.

Don't be made fun of me, but I pissed everywhere.

But, you know, you're sitting there and I'm like, God, who could do that?

And the whole time I was just.

Yeah.

So that's my, I've never told anyone that.

It was me.

Oh, my God.

He only did it once?

No, I'm sure he did it multiple times.

It was probably two or three.

I think after that, I was like, I was like, I'm done.

It was, it was awful, though, you know, as a child.

I won't lie.

It sounds freeing.

I know.

To go into a bathroom and just go, everywhere is my toilet.

And it just starts spinning around.

Maybe that's the way it felt.

Just dry down

and spin.

Maybe you were like,

maybe you were stressed about moving and you were trying to mark your territory.

Thank you.

Thank you for defending me here.

I mean, I'm not really defending you.

I'm just saying.

I was just like, I don't know.

Again, I don't know why I did it, but getting like every boy had to go and sit on these bleachers.

And I was like, dude, this is awful.

That is actually terrifying.

I was like, surely there's no way for them to know on me.

That's incredible, man.

Do you feel better?

I don't know.

So you literally haven't told anyone this.

No.

So actually, do you think any of the teachers from that school might watch this show and are now like...

Yeah.

There he is.

Piss boy.

Oh my God.

No, the only, actually, the reason that I remembered it is because I told Raven, like probably a couple weeks or a week before we like shot that episode.

And then I was like, I've never told that to anyone.

And she takes off the ring.

She's like, my decision has been made.

It's me.

I'm the piss boy.

I'm coming clean.

So yeah, that's my confession.

That's fucking awesome.

My confession.

I hope everyone isn't disappointed by that.

I hope it was fun and funny enough.

I'm not disappointed.

Sorry I didn't kill anyone.

It's okay.

No, I'm glad you didn't.

But to piss all over the walls.

It wasn't bad, too.

Because then it was like, you know, it was on like the toilet paper roll as well, which is like brutal.

Like I was going everywhere.

So it's like, you know, I'm not like directly on the roll.

I'm not like being on the wall.

And it's like, it's all over, you know?

It's not like on the toilet paper, but it's on like the cup, like the machine, the cover for it.

It was bad, man.

I'm telling you, I don't know why I was doing it.

I was, it was a hard time in my life.

I think a child or developmental therapist would be able to figure it out like within one session of why you were doing it.

Because I think it's just like a control thing or like a...

Soggy toilet paper makes me sick.

Ooh, that's crazy.

The toilet paper wasn't soggy.

The toilet, it was like, it was on the, because it's cover, it's under the cover thing.

So the cover thing.

So you have to get down under and

someone peed perfectly on the mirror and says, piss boy.

Piss boy, what's here?

Like sorrow?

Dude, you're like the zodiac pisser, but you're like leaving marks on the walls that they have to decode.

Dude, people are going to start calling me.

Look at him.

Piss boy.

Oh, freaking out.

Dude, once Angela watches this, you're done, dude.

Dude, it's all.

Don't win Mario Party is about to be crazy.

I don't have a story.

I wasn't in fourth grade, but when I was like five,

I've told this story before forever ago.

My brothers are half-brothers, so on the weekends, their dad would come and like pick them up for the weekends.

And I didn't understand it.

I'm five.

So I'm just like, oh, my brothers are just leaving for the weekend.

I want to go with them.

And it was like, no, you can't.

And I was in Virginia when this happened.

So maybe it's a Virginia thing that you miss everywhere.

So they take them.

I'm on the front porch and my mom's like, no, you can't go with them.

She goes back.

She's like, come on, come back inside.

I'm standing on the front porch and I'm so mad that I'm like my brothers are gone I don't get to hang out with them I on the front porch drop trowel and just start peeing off the porch

What the hell is with

what is that?

What are you doing?

You don't have much.

If you guys have, you have to get your control back.

When you're a kid, you don't have many, many resources.

You don't have to be out there.

But you do have this

you would be so if i did that pulled down my pants and just stood there look when you're five years old you can get away with a lot all right if i did that now i'd be in prison but at then it was funny oh my god

all right incredible uh trevor thank you for your confession thank you you're all happy thanks for the 150k likes yeah appreciate it we really appreciate it uh thank you for watching let us know what other themes and subreddits you'd like to see on the show and we'll see you next Saturday.

Bye.

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