#658: Small D Energy

Speaker 1 What are you going to war for? I won. I got.

Speaker 1 Guys, we don't need to develop the A-bomb, because I haven't. I forgot the T-bomb advance.

Speaker 1 Oh, the fucking third banana from a practical joker's got a fucking Pokemon console and he gives us that, I'd be like, yeah.

Speaker 1 How do you think we went to Daddy's?

Speaker 1 I'm not paying for this asshole, and I wanted a steak.

Speaker 1 Tell him, Steve, Dave. Hello, and welcome to this week's edition of Tell Hem Steve Dave.
I look around the table. I only see three mics.
I see one for BQ. Yeah.
I see one for Walt. Yo.

Speaker 1 No, get him, though.

Speaker 1 I saw him on Instagram, not Instagram, on Facebook.

Speaker 1 Some people were happy that Giddam finally put a mic out for himself and he was becoming more a part of the show and they actually enjoyed what he had to say. Yeah, and he actually has.

Speaker 1 And then I woke up and I was like, oh, wait a second.

Speaker 1 What a horrible nightmare.

Speaker 1 People were not happy? No, people are happy. Yeah, people are happy that get him.
I mean, I think Walt usually hears the naysayers. Sure.
He gets the email.

Speaker 1 He actually has some news about his, he has answers on his health issues. He could be

Speaker 1 talking about that, but he chooses, I guess, you know, maybe he wants to keep it private. But he got everybody worried, and now that he's not.
Oh, no, it's oh, it's it's it's to worry about.

Speaker 1 That's what I'm saying. Like,

Speaker 1 why would he get us all concerned and then not? that's why it's not recording. No, it's recording.
I just can't really hear it that well.

Speaker 1 Okay, that's beautiful. Okay.
Well, it's kidding's right. Yeah, you know, HIPAA.
And at the general store, we respect HIPAA of all the laws of HIPAA.

Speaker 1 Hippo?

Speaker 1 But

Speaker 1 he did get his diagnosis, and now he's at least that's step one

Speaker 1 on the road to recovery.

Speaker 1 It's not bad. I mean, considering that the guy's been been

Speaker 1 ignoring it for how long now? Well, I don't know, not that long. I mean, it just kind of popped up where it began.
No, I mean, his general health. Oh, his general health.
Yeah, yeah.

Speaker 1 Well, maybe this is the catalyst for his overall health, too, to be monitored on a more regular basis than never.

Speaker 1 You're right. I saw some people defending him as, you know, the autistic thing.
Like,

Speaker 1 he can't do it. It's not that he doesn't want to do it.
I think literally. I think there's some truth to that.
Yeah. Yeah.

Speaker 1 I think autism does play a factor in how he chooses to

Speaker 1 handle things

Speaker 1 or not handle them. Right.

Speaker 1 And you took him? No, I ended up not taking him? He let me know that his roommate was going to take him. Really? Yeah.
Oh.

Speaker 1 And you were you celebrating?

Speaker 1 I didn't celebrate it, but yeah, he said his roommate would take him. And so,

Speaker 1 again, all good, though. It's at least we know what we got to.

Speaker 1 We know it has to be tackled now. Yeah, yeah.
So there's a path. It's not just,

Speaker 1 ooh.

Speaker 1 There's a path. Yeah, that's a good point.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 I like how you worded that. The doctor's like, ooh.

Speaker 1 Written in his medical charts.

Speaker 1 There's always a path. No matter what it is,

Speaker 1 there's, you know,

Speaker 1 it might be filled with thorns. and,

Speaker 1 you know, you got to hack through it to get, you know, to make it to the other end of that path. Well, the other end of that path is the same as everybody's end of the path.

Speaker 1 It's a clearing at the end that we're all headed towards, no matter how you get there.

Speaker 1 Oh.

Speaker 1 What was I going to talk about first? I had two.

Speaker 1 I have two things, too. Oh, yeah.
Two things that really

Speaker 1 caught my attention. Yeah.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 My first thing, Walt, is Columbo. Oh, yes.

Speaker 1 Did you see the poll? I put up the clip of Columbo going down the hill. Oh, okay.
No, I didn't see it. Yeah.

Speaker 1 71% of ants think Columbo fell and didn't recover.

Speaker 1 And the other 29% think that he was acting.

Speaker 1 That was the general consensus on that. Because

Speaker 1 me and Mary Beth re-watched it several times, and it's so hard to tell, but it does look like at one point he loses his footing. And if you're wondering, it's a season two, episode two.

Speaker 1 If you're looking for the fall, it's actually in the very beginning of the day. It's the kind of fall that if he's lucky, he didn't break his neck.
Yes.

Speaker 1 So, why on earth would he be allowed to do that if you know on purpose? Why would they, why what kind of insurance would 1974? Who knows, right? I don't know. He's still a big network star.

Speaker 1 They're like, hey, you know what I want to do today? Right. What's that?

Speaker 1 I want to do my own stunt

Speaker 1 or Tom Cruise. Where I fly down a hill.

Speaker 1 But what does that add to the script? Nothing. Right.

Speaker 1 This is it. This is the close.
This is the fall, yeah.

Speaker 1 This is the moment. Legendary hill fall scene.
Yeah, we'll see what you think, Hugh. I mean, he's younger than you'd think he was, than I had imagined he would be in this scene.

Speaker 1 He's not an old man here. No, he could easily.
Not a young man either. He's 16.
He's 17, I'd say.

Speaker 1 Okay, so he starts on the hill. You can see this on YouTube, what we're talking about.
Starts picking up speed a little bit, a little bit more, a little bit more. Holy shit, holy shit.

Speaker 1 Right there. Right there, what is happening?

Speaker 1 That's on purpose, though, because they cut maybe not that last fall, but him coming down like that. Like, there's two different camera angles.
And

Speaker 1 he starts going down at the first from the back. But there's so much could go wrong with that for no payoff.
I agree. And it ended up in the culvert perfectly.
Like, perfectly placed.

Speaker 1 Unless you had some stunt man background. The camera angles are so specific that I almost feel like it can't be anything but real.
It added nothing, though, to the overall episode, though.

Speaker 1 It added nothing. The guy's brushing all the burrs off of me.

Speaker 1 Yeah,

Speaker 1 I don't know, but you can't have that coverage without being planned in advance. I think

Speaker 1 this is shut on film. So these are film cameras.
I think he filmed the going down and fell, and then they started like, you know, or keep that. And then they did some wraparounds after he fell.

Speaker 1 But it's such a pain in the ass. Like, it's such a choice then to disrupt the shot list to get that from the other angle.

Speaker 1 I think, right? I think that's legitimately.

Speaker 1 But then again, you're right. There's a second camera.
That's what I'm saying. That camera's not there in the reverse shot, so they had to set it up.
Yeah, I have no idea what the fuck's going on.

Speaker 1 I mean, there's no answer on the internet. Like, you guys didn't.

Speaker 1 No, he's gone, so you can't ask him.

Speaker 1 Well, I don't know. What do I know? I don't know.
I don't know anything.

Speaker 1 Let's see. This I found really interesting.

Speaker 1 This story, I got a little Staten Island action for you. Ooh, all right.
If I can pull it up. Beautiful Staten Island.
Lovely.

Speaker 1 All right, there we go. Lovely Staten Island.

Speaker 1 Staten Island. Yeah, this time it's not somebody getting beheaded.

Speaker 1 It's

Speaker 1 let our people go.

Speaker 1 Zoran Mamdani. Victory spurs Staten Island polls to renew bid to pull out of New York City.
I was not aware that this is a long time thing.

Speaker 1 We've talked about this before. Have we? Yeah, it comes up every few years.
I'd say once a decade somebody brings this up assisting.

Speaker 1 Every time there's a mayor that they don't like, it comes up. I mean, if you look at

Speaker 1 the map

Speaker 1 with the, you know, like red versus blue, Staten Island really doesn't like him. They don't like him.
Well, because, again, like, Staten Island is so heavily weighted by city workers.

Speaker 1 Cops, firemen, bus drivers, sanitation guys, like a lot of them live on Staten Island. And they don't, you know, they don't like the guy.

Speaker 1 A Republican from Staten Island has been pushing a secession bill since 2008 and has seen little traction.

Speaker 1 So, you guys want to become part of Jersey? No, we become

Speaker 1 City of Staten Island. We voted on it years ago.

Speaker 1 I don't think I voted on it because I was like, this shit's not happening. I don't give a shit.
But I think it did most.

Speaker 1 I think there was one vote because I've done this a few times where the majority of Staten Island were like, yeah, fuck it. We want out.
And

Speaker 1 Albany blocked it. Because you can't do it without,

Speaker 1 you can't just secede.

Speaker 1 So it's just

Speaker 1 waste of time. I mean, at this point, it wouldn't matter to me if they were like, we're seceding.
I'd be like, whatever. That's fine with me.
I mean, taxes can't possibly go up, you know?

Speaker 1 Well, that's what they're saying, though. I mean, although I did see his, it was like the night of the election, they were going on and on and on about free buses.

Speaker 1 For some reason, free buses are a big thing that everybody was behind. Yeah.
And then the very next day, the governor's like, yeah, no free buses. I can't do it.
It's insane.

Speaker 1 Like, anybody, look, I don't take my whole thing is like, I don't take the bus. So I don't give a fuck.
Like, you guys want to make the bus free? Go ahead and make the bus free.

Speaker 1 But like, don't stand there and tell me that it's not going to become a fucking rolling fucking psych ward. Or it's, it will.
It just will.

Speaker 1 Yeah, the subway is, and you have to pay to get on that. So I'm like, do it if you want, but like, it's the pie in the sky thing where you're like, no, it's going to be great.

Speaker 1 Then you're like, hey, you're not even going to fucking try and address this. But again, like, yeah, I, I, I hope, look, man, I hope the guy fucking does a great job.
It's the same thing.

Speaker 1 You're like, look, it's better for me if he does a great job

Speaker 1 and helps the city. So I hope he does.
But yeah, people usually act, like many times, actively rude against the candidate they don't like, even if they're in office.

Speaker 1 But once they're elected, you're like, well, what do you want? I don't want them to do bad because that's not, I don't want, you know what I mean? I mean, it's the same thing thing with Trump.

Speaker 1 You're like, once he becomes president, you're like, I just hope he does good for the country.

Speaker 1 And he just, I don't know. I never got that thing of like,

Speaker 1 once the guy's elected mayor, just

Speaker 1 why are you hoping for it to get worse?

Speaker 1 Are you surprised in such a short amount of time since 9-11 that a Muslim took over? No, not really. That doesn't

Speaker 1 seem like what does shock me is that so soon after de Blasio fucking wrecked that city, that people would be like, nah, let's do that again. Right.

Speaker 1 It's that, to me, I can't get my head around but you know what do i what the fuck do i know like he might be the best mayor in the world let's talk about it in four years you know what i mean yeah

Speaker 1 yeah you know

Speaker 1 and the uh something like

Speaker 1 you know

Speaker 1 i don't know

Speaker 1 the guy's not gonna be able to raise taxes she's she's running for

Speaker 1 governor next year.

Speaker 1 So on an election year, she's not gonna fucking raise taxes. She's just not gonna do it.

Speaker 1 so his whole thing about raising taxes and resources it's not gonna happen the free bus isn't gonna happen maybe he opens one grocery store in each borough I mean all right like you know what I mean like

Speaker 1 I don't think it's gonna be the

Speaker 1 the handout that people think it's gonna be like the whole socialists it can't be because it doesn't work

Speaker 1 it doesn't work and

Speaker 1 the cops you can't you see what happened in de Blasio when he pissed off the cops they sort of turned their backs on him and then he just went into fucking hand-jobbing mode, like trying to hand-job every cop he can just to win him back.

Speaker 1 It's not going to

Speaker 1 the shit about his religion, the shit about his race, you're like,

Speaker 1 What do you guys want? You know what I mean? It's New York City. It's like, what do you think that was not going to happen? Like, what are you talking about? But the

Speaker 1 pie in the sky shit, I'm always like, only a 34-year-old would come out with this shit.

Speaker 1 Good luck, man. I hope the grocery stores work.

Speaker 1 That'd be cool. It would be.

Speaker 1 Let's see. We'll wait and see.
I don't know. I'll tell you, either way, on Staten Island, in my fortress, it doesn't matter.

Speaker 1 Whatever happens out there. What's going on out there? Who cares? I don't care.
Let them eat whatever they want. Okay, you can kill whatever.
Let me have it. Here we go.

Speaker 1 Look, I honestly, like, I hope he does well. I hope he does well for the city of New York.
Sure. Of course.

Speaker 1 And Walt,

Speaker 1 I don't know how your boy's faring right now, but a slick thief made off with $10,000. That's one of the things I was going to mention.
Oh, the robbery of Tom Brady. What happened?

Speaker 1 Oh, this is

Speaker 1 10 million? This is where I was. 10,000.

Speaker 1 How the fuck does that matter at all?

Speaker 1 It turned out it fell out of his back pocket. Yeah.

Speaker 1 Oh, I was out of it. His cookie jar money got fucking stolen.
I was like, you know, this is one of the, you know, there's been crimes throughout history that have spurred anger enough for change.

Speaker 1 And this is one that got me finally off the couch when I heard that Tom Brady's card shop had been broken into and somebody stole a $10,000 Pokemon card. A bunch of Pokemon and baseball cards.
Yep.

Speaker 1 And this is the

Speaker 1 Bridgeport. This is the crime that got you riled up.

Speaker 1 A card that shouldn't be worth that much money is stolen from a man that doesn't care. That's what just happened.

Speaker 1 So where is his baseball card shop located? Soho. Where's that? That's downtown in New York.
Oh, he owns it in New York. Yes.

Speaker 1 That's shocking that he would open a card shop in New York because he's not that beloved in New York. He's not a New York guy.

Speaker 1 No, he's not, you know, I'm surprised it's not in Boston or it's not in Tampa or in California where he grew up.

Speaker 1 But

Speaker 1 I tell you, yeah, I was outraged at

Speaker 1 people's attitudes, much like Q's, where we're like, who cares?

Speaker 1 That's insane. My whole fucking storage unit got stolen.
You guys fucking laughed in my face. I'm supposed to give a shit about this guy?

Speaker 1 That was not a legitimate theft, though.

Speaker 1 That was

Speaker 1 my shit getting taken from me. That wasn't me.
Not your knowledge. No, no, that's not what happened.

Speaker 1 That's what you being like that. I don't have to pay for Nutlocker.
Sure. I'd be cute.

Speaker 1 It's a privilege to have my shit in that locker.

Speaker 1 But

Speaker 1 that place is not a business. That's not what we're talking about here.
Somebody going in and being like, give me that Pokemon card. I'll blow your head off.
Does that happen?

Speaker 1 Well, no, this guy, his card was declined.

Speaker 1 It's not exactly like Waltz that

Speaker 1 his card got declined. He fudged with the tap-to-pay system to trick the employee into believing the transaction went through.

Speaker 1 I guess somehow he made the beep. He then left with a hall of baseball and Pokemon.
Basically, yeah, worth $9,700. Wow.

Speaker 1 Police did not confirm what specific cards he'd stolen in the store, declined to.

Speaker 1 Here's a picture of it. Do you see the picture of it? Cardvault by Tom Brady.
Oh, boy. He even has his name on it.

Speaker 1 That's crazy that that's not more well known that he has a card shop in Soho. Yeah, what's the address? What street is it on? Does it say?

Speaker 1 I don't think it does. It just says.

Speaker 1 But

Speaker 1 if we just turn our backs on the bottom,

Speaker 1 it's called get him.

Speaker 1 And take the attitude of like it doesn't matter because he has money, then you know, we're that's

Speaker 1 what's what is that going to lead to? I mean,

Speaker 1 like the cops should have

Speaker 1 much, like, what do you mean? They should have around, they should have 24-hour investigation into this, and there should be all hands on deck. Resources spared all hands on down.

Speaker 1 Find this fucking perp. Yeah.

Speaker 1 And, you know, make him

Speaker 1 pay the price. They have a picture of the guy, though, right? I mean, that guy's pretty well displayed.
244 Lafayette Street. Gotcha.
They don't have. You can't see him very well.

Speaker 1 They they haven't caught the guy yet how could they not catch the guy that guy's face full face is on the is on display

Speaker 1 because nobody cares there's a way somebody just got murdered in the subway you hear this you hear that your pokemon card stolen or you know

Speaker 1 four dead in uh no but i sound like how there's not anybody being like holy shit that's 10 you know what i mean oh yeah you know it's like there's a lot of people are like hey you know what that's like he's robin hood he just stole from the rich

Speaker 1 sure I guess, in a way. And he's probably going to give to himself.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 Yeah.

Speaker 1 Oh, man. Could you imagine, though? You know, that you, you, let's say you opened up a store like you wanted to.
Right. And everybody came in and just started stealing shit.

Speaker 1 And the cops, and the cops,

Speaker 1 everybody comes in and just takes something.

Speaker 1 Every time you call the cops, they're like, oh, well, hey, what'd you expect? Yeah, but I wouldn't think that the cops.

Speaker 1 I wouldn't think that the cops are saying that to him.

Speaker 1 I'm saying that.

Speaker 1 And if Tom Brady was like, oh, the fucking third banana from a practical Joker's got a fucking Pokemon cut stolen, who gives a shit? I'd be like, yeah, I kind of agree with Tom Brady.

Speaker 1 Yeah, you got to do it for insurance. Okay.
Yeah. I mean, that's the other thing, too.

Speaker 1 Would you take the insurance payout? Because then you're going to get a bad PR hit, too. I would not only take the payout, I'd inflate.
I'd be like, he also took a fucking Digibus card.

Speaker 1 I'd be like, he stole four of them. I don't have to tell you.

Speaker 1 I was robbed of $40,000 worth of fucking Pokemon cards. He took a, what's the name of a Pokemon?

Speaker 2 Charizard, like the same card that got stolen from Mark.

Speaker 1 Yeah, let's not bring that up

Speaker 1 when I get called in on a fucking

Speaker 1 suit. All right.

Speaker 1 But it got me thinking, you know, maybe we have a history, TSD, of helping people out.

Speaker 1 What if we did a what if we did

Speaker 1 a benefit? You can't even say it

Speaker 1 for Tom Brady

Speaker 1 to raise some funds to make up for that lost Charizard.

Speaker 1 You know what I'm in?

Speaker 1 Let's do it. Let's do it.
Let's fucking send him a check for 10 grand.

Speaker 1 I'm down.

Speaker 1 Speaking of benefit pods, we do have a benefit pod coming up this Christmas. We have

Speaker 1 two ants. First time ever, we're doing

Speaker 1 something for two people in need, and the cause is cancer this year. Christmas cancer.
Cancer than two people at once? No, Christmas cancer. Christmas cancer.
If there's not a better name for it,

Speaker 1 I don't mean to laugh. No, I didn't mean to

Speaker 1 say that was the working title.

Speaker 1 But the cause this year is cancer.

Speaker 1 Okay, all right, cool. So we have a listener who reached out to me, him and his brother,

Speaker 1 big-time TSD listeners. Nice.
And his brother got sick. Okay.
He contacted me in the summer.

Speaker 1 See if there was anything that TSD could do. And unfortunately, since the summer and us announcing this, his brother has passed away.
Oh, God. I'm sorry, man.
Hey, man. I'm sorry about that.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 But

Speaker 1 his wife and his children

Speaker 1 will be getting a portion. Well, half of the band camp Christmas.
Minus 10 grand.

Speaker 1 Not for Tom.

Speaker 1 No, no. We got to do our own.
We got to play it up.

Speaker 1 We want to play it up so that it gets on Tom's radar.

Speaker 1 Yeah.

Speaker 1 He'll care. I don't think he'll care.

Speaker 1 He wouldn't be touched if just some podcast was. I think a guy like that is used to people going out of their way to help him, and he'd be like, great.

Speaker 1 It would not stir anything in his heart. No, I don't think so.
Wow. Why would it? He'd probably be like, why the fuck are they doing it for me?

Speaker 1 Because of all the joy he's given everybody across the world.

Speaker 1 It's like cynical one over here. I mean, like two teams.

Speaker 1 You're right, I guess.

Speaker 1 And well, anyway, the other person that we're doing, that is getting the second half of the

Speaker 1 Bandcamp sales, 100% of the portions of the Bandcamp sales are going to these two aunts. The other one is

Speaker 1 a listener who has a child who's got cancer.

Speaker 1 so this is going to be kind of convoluted for listeners. So please, please just pay attention.

Speaker 1 The only way to do this is like is to give them the file. They put it up on Bandcamp.
And so this way the money goes directly into their bank account. So we're going to break it up into two parts.

Speaker 1 Part one is going to go to one aunt and part two will go to the other aunt. So you have to, it'll be,

Speaker 1 I believe, $4.99,

Speaker 1 part one, $4.99, part two.

Speaker 1 So you're going to have have to buy two purchases, and it's going to come out in December, probably,

Speaker 1 I'm thinking December 20th. Give us enough time to get it all ready.
And

Speaker 1 we'll announce it again on a future episode. But there will be a little bit of work.
And I know it's going to cost, I know this

Speaker 1 just throwing in this, they have to make two purchases is enough to make people go,

Speaker 1 I don't understand this. Right.

Speaker 1 Right. It's going to be, I know I'm going to have to hold some hands.
Well, hopefully part one is good because then they won't go back to part two and part two recipient will be like, What the fuck?

Speaker 1 Well,

Speaker 1 I think you're going to need part two to

Speaker 1 fully appreciate it because it is a one-true three tournament. So, in part one,

Speaker 1 you're going to get to meet all the participants, you're going to hear some stories, but in part two, you're going to find out who wins the fucking tournament.

Speaker 1 And they'll be available at the same time, so they're going to buy them. They both drop at the same exact time.
Great.

Speaker 1 And

Speaker 1 I believe we're just calling it Tell them Steve Dave Christmas 2025, Part 1, and Tell'em Steve Dave Christmas 2025 Part 2. Nice and simple.
Yeah, it seems easy enough. Simple.
Keep it simple. Right.

Speaker 1 Stupid.

Speaker 1 Nice.

Speaker 1 Oh, did you see that

Speaker 1 Gene Simmons and Kid Rock are going to have their own halftime show for Turning Point USA?

Speaker 1 No. Yeah.

Speaker 1 Oh.

Speaker 1 I can't imagine that. Those two teaming up.
Yeah, they don't seem like a

Speaker 1 good fit. And I can't imagine people changing the channel

Speaker 1 and trying to find it. What station will it be on? Or is it going to be an internet only? It's probably internet only, I would imagine.
I'm surprised you do this because it could be an anemic

Speaker 1 turnout.

Speaker 1 And then you kind of look like stupid.

Speaker 1 Put aside who's doing it and why.

Speaker 1 It's an idea I'm surprised hasn't been done before. It's pretty interesting.
I mean, there's a history of people saying, hey, turnover MTV used to have those death matches, right?

Speaker 1 When you turn over at halftime, there has been a history of changes. Yeah, but it's

Speaker 1 not even like we're doing our own halftime show. Yes.

Speaker 1 It's kind of an interesting idea.

Speaker 1 If somebody was doing it, if there was an artist that I liked that was doing it,

Speaker 1 I would probably

Speaker 1 turn and watch it.

Speaker 1 Like they used to have the lingerie bowl and the puppy bowl. Well, like if Tom Petty was like, look, man, I'm doing my own halftime show.

Speaker 1 If he was still alive, obviously, I would be like, well, yeah, of course I'm watching that. It's an interesting idea.
Yeah, I kind of get it.

Speaker 1 I know who's, I know the person's name who's playing the halftime show. I can only imagine

Speaker 1 I've never heard a song, though. I imagine it's not like Kiss Then, Bad Bunny.
Bad Bunny has defiantly said that he will only sing in Spanish.

Speaker 1 He's going to sing the whole halftime show in Spanish or something. You know what, though? I mean, you know what Gene should do?

Speaker 1 I'm only going to sing fucking

Speaker 1 in Hebrew.

Speaker 1 I'm only going to sing deuce.

Speaker 1 What's deuce in Spanish? Deuce? I don't know.

Speaker 1 I'm not really sure.

Speaker 1 And Turning Point USA. Uno dos Tres Cuatros? What is Turning Point USA?

Speaker 1 That's the Charlie Kirk

Speaker 1 organization. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Oh, okay. So that continues.
That continues on under his. That's what his wife is saying.
Yeah, okay, I understand.

Speaker 1 All right. But yeah, I'm looking at this poster.
It doesn't have Gene's name on it, but in the article I read, it was Geneva.

Speaker 1 I thought he was thinking about joining. Or putting some money behind it.
Maybe.

Speaker 1 You know what? I'm just going to go to the bathroom during the halftime. Whole time.
Yeah, because usually I hold it

Speaker 1 during the whole game so I don't miss anything.

Speaker 1 And no matter who's performing. That's why I missed those tits back in the early days.
Oh, Jenna Jackson? Yeah, I was in the bathroom.

Speaker 1 I was dropping a deuce. Nice.
Or a dose. Deuce.
And

Speaker 1 I missed the tits.

Speaker 1 Two down.

Speaker 1 What a big thing that was, huh?

Speaker 1 That was massive. Wow.

Speaker 1 Yeah. A little nipple, and everybody went nuts.
And you could hardly see a show.

Speaker 1 It's so unexpected. It really was unexpected during a halftime show.
Sure.

Speaker 1 We're way past that as a society. We've degraded way past that now.
You don't think if someone upped the ante and they showed their sack on during a halftime, it wouldn't be as

Speaker 1 incendiary as I think that would be more than the tip.

Speaker 1 But like on

Speaker 1 Raw last week, one of the Charlotte Flair, Ric Flair's daughter, like her boob full out, popped out on TV. And there wasn't like a...
No meltdowns? No meltdowns. No.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 So maybe we should.

Speaker 1 Has a boner ever popped out? Because I imagine everybody sliding all over each other and everything. I would imagine that it's hard to suppress an arrest.
I've never seen a boner pop out.

Speaker 1 I'm looking at this footage.

Speaker 1 You don't even see her nipple. It's covered.
It has like a star kind of thing on it. Oh, you're talking about Janet? Yeah.
Jackson.

Speaker 1 All these years we've been here about Nipplegate, and there's not even nipple? Well, that's why they say it was predetermined. It was definitely on purpose, and she knew she was going to cover it.

Speaker 1 Why, is she saying that that's not true? Well, initially, they said it was an accident,

Speaker 1 wardrobe malfunction, don't you remember?

Speaker 1 Yeah, I guess you're right, yeah.

Speaker 1 Her nipple's not even out. So what are people upset about? Because you can, if it's close enough, you can see it.

Speaker 1 She has like a huge nipple star ring thing around it. This is before HGTV as well, right? Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah. So, what the fuck did you even see? Wow, I'm surprised.

Speaker 1 Well, you know, you fill in the blanks, Q. Like, people were like, I saw it all.

Speaker 1 Every inch. But the people who's saying that, you know, are like, well, you certainly thought.

Speaker 1 The fact that he used the word supple is shocking.

Speaker 1 I'm surprised at her nipple. I guess I never really watched that before, but.
Charlotte Flair wardrobe malfunction. What do you got? Safe search on or something, get him? Where's that nip slip?

Speaker 1 God damn it.

Speaker 1 Yeah. And she handled it with good humor, actually.

Speaker 1 Which one? The wrestler or the Charlotte Flair, yeah. She was like, I guess I'll start wearing my dad's robes or something when I wrestle.
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I was wondering also, well,

Speaker 1 another thing about Columbo, I remember you guys, you and Giddam saying that you thought he had autism. Yes.
I think he may also have ADD

Speaker 1 because it's either on purpose purpose or he cannot pay attention like because somebody will ask him something and it'll be like yeah this this turntable you have over here like he just he'll ignore whatever questions people are asking him you think that's on purpose yes and I and I would disagree on the what'd you call ADHD ADD yeah ADD

Speaker 1 I think it's the exact opposite he only focuses on the exact things he wants to focus on and he never lets off of them right like that's not like this incidental shit I'm not even gonna work yeah yeah to me, it's like he's

Speaker 1 laser-focused on the things that he sees as suspect and he won't let them go. And it would be

Speaker 1 the opposite of ADD then. Okay.
I thought he eats the same thing. Have you noticed he eats chili a lot?

Speaker 1 And that is a sign of somebody who wants the same consistency in their food and the same food over and over again. Right.
Right.

Speaker 1 You're laughing, but it's true.

Speaker 1 I mean, you're talking to a human garbage can that'll eat anything

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Speaker 1 we went me and went to Denny's the other night yeah and

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Speaker 1 I just fucking rolled the dice and sometimes it comes up sevens

Speaker 1 oh yeah

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What type of steak was it? Soft.

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Speaker 1 So Ben Denny's is back on the fucking

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Speaker 1 Life is a circle, you know? Time is a flat disk.

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Speaker 1 I feel like your ad finger twitching. I know.

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Cullen Bunn,

Speaker 1 he released a novel and I read it and it's fucking, if you like horror, it's he created a monster that I've never, like, he created a brand new fucking. I was like, holy shit, man.

Speaker 1 Like, I never, this is so cool, and it's so creepy. Is it a graphic novel? No, it's a novel that was written.
It's called Bones of Our Stars, Blood of Our World by Cullen Bunn, and it is like,

Speaker 1 it's set up for sequels too, which I like. Yeah.
But the monster is fucking dope. I don't know why.
I'll tell you guys all it, but it's fucking weird, man, and creepy and shit.

Speaker 1 It's like old school Stephen King, like when he was going for Creep, Creep Factor. Right.
Yeah. Before Woke Factor.
Before.

Speaker 1 Well, is he still doing that? Oh, yeah. Okay.

Speaker 1 Where can you get it? Anywhere. Amazon.
Like, it's out there. It's in bookstores.
Simon and Schuster put it out. There you go.
Good for him. Yeah, yeah.
And

Speaker 1 I read it in like two nights. Did you keep up with Cullen? I haven't heard from him since we finished it.

Speaker 1 I haven't talked to him in a while.

Speaker 1 And then recently, very recently, we reconnected. And I said, what's going on? How you been? And he said, I have a book coming out.
I said,

Speaker 1 send it to me. I want to read it.
He sent it. I read it.
He's like, buy it. It wasn't out yet.
Yeah. I got like one of those preview copies.

Speaker 1 Yeah, fucking dope. It's really good.
It's really good. I'll stake my reputation.
I hope it does well for him. He's a good guy.
Yeah, he is. He is a good dude.

Speaker 1 You said you were the second thing, Walt? Yeah, I was inundated.

Speaker 1 My email inbox blew up. I was getting texts from

Speaker 1 Tom

Speaker 1 and some other people

Speaker 1 when the news broke. I'm surprised you guys didn't hear about this.
Did you hear that findings,

Speaker 1 laboratory findings, data,

Speaker 1 without a doubt, shows that Hitler had a micropenis

Speaker 1 without a doubt now? Fuck yeah.

Speaker 1 Good.

Speaker 1 Good.

Speaker 1 Good. Now that I think that's everybody's initial reaction when they hear that.
They're like, yeah, even I was like, good, good. I'm glad that fucking monster.

Speaker 1 Well, then you have to think, if he didn't have a micropenis. That's the exact same thing I was thinking.
Would all of this have happened? Would this data even be released or would it be suppressed?

Speaker 1 If they were like, hey, you know what?

Speaker 1 Let's say you, let's say BQ opened up your own laboratory. You're like BQ Tech.
Yeah, BQT. And you guys got a grant to,

Speaker 1 I don't know, to do some research on Giddam. I'm not Giddems, I was on Hitler's

Speaker 1 Hitler's DNA or whatever to find out about. And I don't know why, in this day and age with all the ills of the world, we're still looking to see what kind of, how big Hitler's cock was.

Speaker 1 It's like, doesn't everybody hate him already? Like, what else do you need to know?

Speaker 1 And the data came back, and you're like, all right, your best scientist comes into the fucking office. He's like, let me hear it, micropenis, right? And he's like, well, well, Q, just the opposite.

Speaker 1 A giant hog. It sounds like you know the dad is saying that like he had to kind of cock that fraud lines would leave their husbands and families for put johnny wadds to shame i'd have to release it

Speaker 1 i think that the world would burn i think that it would it would destabilize segments of society

Speaker 1 because people would be like people would start to have a respect for him

Speaker 1 i i you would release it though i i think people have the right to know the truth yeah but you're going to take a massive pr hit though as like guess that's i'm not here for good pr we're here for the truth about a good penis.

Speaker 1 Yeah, I feel like that.

Speaker 1 If the data was to show the exact opposite of micro,

Speaker 1 I feel like a lot of laboratories would not release their

Speaker 1 findings. I think it does them no good.
It only puts them under the spotlight of being. What about the pursuit of truth and science? I just

Speaker 1 results were inconclusive. You remember COVID?

Speaker 1 Most likely the micro penis, but we're not 100%

Speaker 1 sure.

Speaker 1 I'd pull back on that.

Speaker 1 Most likely.

Speaker 1 But what if it comes out? What if it comes out? What if a scientist is like a family? Oh, I'm not a fucking whistleblower? Yeah, you've got a whistleblower.

Speaker 1 You're pulled before Congress. It's a bio-QT.
I might be pulled in front of fucking.

Speaker 1 And suddenly I'm there like I'm fucking C-SPA.

Speaker 1 And I have to answer as to why I suppressed the truth.

Speaker 1 I think public perception

Speaker 1 is worth being pulled in front of Congress at a Senate meeting hearing over

Speaker 1 why you

Speaker 1 again, unless Congress funded the study. Sure.
I don't think they care, though, if you didn't tell

Speaker 1 the truth or you didn't reveal the data's

Speaker 1 results.

Speaker 1 Now, do you think, going on the other hand, like just got me thinking, do you think if he didn't have one,

Speaker 1 would things have been different? Well, that was the point that I made. That's the point I was making at first.
You misinterpreted.

Speaker 1 I said, I think if he, I think if he didn't have a micropenis, the Holocaust never happens.

Speaker 1 And I'm not even fucking, I'm not even being a dick. Like, I believe this is.
Why do you think that? I thought of that too. I just, I didn't know.
You're pretty cock sure.

Speaker 1 Yeah.

Speaker 1 I didn't know.

Speaker 1 But

Speaker 1 I just pondered. I had no idea to know if, like, I posed the question to myself and I couldn't answer it.

Speaker 1 Would, but you seem to fall under, if it was of the length and girth that was like the quote-unquote

Speaker 1 sausage, yeah. It was a diamond dick.
That

Speaker 1 he would have been, his thoughts and would not have been on, like, I have to exterminate six million people.

Speaker 1 I don't think he cares about power. He's like, I already have the ultimate power.
A giant fucking donkey dick.

Speaker 1 And I think he, and I think that they never, I'm not even being a dick. Like, I've I've seen how big dicks affect dudes.
You've seen how little dicks affect dudes.

Speaker 1 You've seen how medium dicks affect dudes. Like, it's all, you know, when, when you have, it's called big dick energy for a reason.

Speaker 1 You got that hug, it doesn't matter. Nothing matters.
You feel better than every man in every room you're in.

Speaker 1 And you don't have to like call into question their ethnicity or their. You're not worried about the economy.
If you've got a giant fucking 12-inch hog. You just don't.

Speaker 1 Yeah, you're just like, hey, everything's good, bro. I won.
Kumbaya. I didn't need to start a wear to win, a war to win.
Slap it out. You know what I mean?

Speaker 1 We don't have to go to war. What are you going to do for? I won.

Speaker 1 Guys, we don't need to develop the A-bomb because I have it.

Speaker 1 I got the D-bomb in my pants.

Speaker 1 So instead, people are like, Hitler, why are we going to war? And he's like, no reason. Yeah, exactly.
Because I need power. I need power over other men.

Speaker 1 I need to be the man.

Speaker 1 But you don't need to be the man if you're already the man.

Speaker 1 That's a good fucking argument. Yeah, thank you.
You should bring, you should write a paper on that. Maybe you get it.
Oh, I have several.

Speaker 1 They won't publish it.

Speaker 1 Scholarly journals won't take it.

Speaker 1 I've been laughed out of rooms

Speaker 1 by small dick scientists.

Speaker 1 You know what? I got a feeling they all, all scientists are small dick scientists. What are they doing with that? Always looking to fucking trump somebody with a fucking look how smart I am.

Speaker 1 I could get a single fucking moon. Can you? Look at this.
And they're working on shit like Blue Bluetooth to make it bigger. Yeah.

Speaker 1 Yeah.

Speaker 1 It made me wonder.

Speaker 1 I'm not kidding either.

Speaker 1 I would bet good money that he had a tiny dick. But even before this, I asked Tom, I was like, I can't believe they still have DNA.
Where are they getting the DNA from to even fucking do this study?

Speaker 1 And Tom said there was blood on a pillow.

Speaker 1 I think we talked about this once, and weren't they not 100% sure if it was his blood on it? Didn't we talk about this recently?

Speaker 1 Yeah, we haven't really spoken about

Speaker 1 Hitler news in Hitler and

Speaker 1 anything. We haven't learned something new in quite some time.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 Well, this is good. All right.
I mean, it doesn't surprise me that they have Hitler's DNA. Like, that doesn't

Speaker 1 make sense to me. I would think there's nothing.

Speaker 1 I mean, when you're the president of whatever the fuck he was of, like... There's doctors who are all over your shit, making sure you're okay and stuff like that.
Blood tests.

Speaker 1 Do you think they saved all that shit back from the 40s? I don't think it's unlikely.

Speaker 1 I think someone that noticeable, I wouldn't be surprised if some German guy was like, I got his blood. I'm kidding.

Speaker 1 When I heard this story broke, when I told Tom, I was like, I thought they went after like genealogy. What's that called? Genology? Like somebody's

Speaker 1 like somebody's

Speaker 1 ancestors. They're not going to step forward to take part in that.

Speaker 2 So what happened was it was a...

Speaker 1 Yeah, I got, yeah, my great-great-great-great-uncle had a small dick, but I don't. Yeah, I took it after my mother's side.
It's fifth-generation, I swear

Speaker 2 it was a war trophy that was recovered by a u.s serviceman and they confirmed it with relatives of hitler to make sure that the dna matched god dna was on a trophy yeah they found it he came on a trophy no no it was from the uh bunker he killed himself oh

Speaker 1 so he cherked off on a

Speaker 1 yes yes that's what happened okay wait wait he was on the what did he it was

Speaker 2 That's the couch from the bunker where he killed himself.

Speaker 1 But how did an American fucking soldier get that?

Speaker 2 Because they got there first.

Speaker 1 I thought the Germans, I mean, I thought the Russians got there first. That was the whole fucking point.

Speaker 2 He was allowed by Soviet forces.

Speaker 1 Lieutenant Takeopo Kearney, yes.

Speaker 2 Roswell P. Rossingren, who was an officer for General Eisenhower.

Speaker 1 Wow.

Speaker 2 So it stayed in his family until they put it up for sale in 2014.

Speaker 1 Fuck, man.

Speaker 2 It's now in the Gettysburg Museum in Pennsylvania.

Speaker 1 Okay. So what part of the DNA do you

Speaker 1 target to see

Speaker 1 the size size of a member? To me, I'm like, that's

Speaker 1 going, that's like bad science shit.

Speaker 1 You have to know how to narrow it down to the dick gene. I don't know.

Speaker 1 Yeah, I'm like, are we, I'm like, I'm really sure this is real fucking dad, or we're just trying to piss off some neo-Nazis and just

Speaker 1 stick their finger in their eye. Because I'm like, really, why are we spending the money to do this? Like, why the time, the money,

Speaker 1 the effort? Just because you know you just want to fucking publish that and make it go viral. That you know, he had a small dick.
Mission accomplished. I mean, this is on sanity.

Speaker 1 I'm sure he's fucking looking up from hell right now at being like, God damn it, they found out

Speaker 1 all that for nothing. And it's probably research that came from all the Nazi scientists that came over in Operation Paper.
Ultimate irony. Yeah.
Yes.

Speaker 1 Shit, man.

Speaker 1 But yeah, you like

Speaker 1 what

Speaker 1 tests are being done that can decipher that kind of information? Well, it's about because I was just scanning a bit, and it's about the condition that he had leaves certain markers in your DNA.

Speaker 1 Oh, he had a certain condition. Microbial

Speaker 1 Kalman syndrome. Congenital hypo.
I'm not even going to try to pronounce that word. I couldn't even read the goddamn adder.

Speaker 1 You can't read Rich. I know.

Speaker 1 You're not going to get that out. I'm not going to get that one.

Speaker 1 It says one of his genes had a mutation.

Speaker 1 Fuck it.

Speaker 1 Olympics.

Speaker 1 We're Olympics.

Speaker 1 Yeah, I don't know. I wonder if this is data that

Speaker 1 you could bank as irrefutable science. So this says that.

Speaker 1 Because no one's going to fucking call you on it.

Speaker 1 As soon as you try to

Speaker 1 debunk it, you're like, oh, hello, Nazi.

Speaker 1 You're right.

Speaker 1 You're right. Cancel him.

Speaker 1 Well, look, he either did or he didn't, right? And now we have some evidence that's suggesting he did. So why not just, yeah, I mean, who cares?

Speaker 1 It's a good day. It's a great day.

Speaker 1 But,

Speaker 1 like I said, though, I wonder if it's even legitimate news, though. Well, it says here, can you back it up a little bit, get him?

Speaker 1 We're right there.

Speaker 1 It says that whatever syndrome he had, it's a syndrome, huh? Salmon's syndrome. Yeah.
Did you have that? Or is that what's what's your autism called?

Speaker 1 Isn't it that? Aspira. Okay, I thought it was Collingwood.
I thought you thought it was. I thought that was Collingwood syndrome.

Speaker 1 You spend all day trying to fucking broker deals for garbage to make up for a small cock.

Speaker 1 I got over on him.

Speaker 1 I got this $5 Zippo for fucking three.

Speaker 1 Big dick energy, boys.

Speaker 1 It says with the syndrome and boys, these conditions can delay puberty and cause undescended testicles. Ooh, he had one ball, but I thought this because it was blown off by Tom Cruise in that movie.

Speaker 1 Valkyrie? Remember Valkyrie? That movie? Did he blow off Hitler's nut? That I don't recall.

Speaker 1 Yeah, because he brought a bomb into a meeting and he placed the bomb underneath the get him knows what I'm talking about, right? Valkyrie? Valkyrie, yeah. Get on Mike.

Speaker 2 But it also said he had a bad sense of smell as well.

Speaker 1 Hitler. I got a great sense of smell.
Yeah.

Speaker 2 Well, and amongst other things.

Speaker 1 Smell it. Hear that? That's big dick energy.

Speaker 1 Smelling big dicks, boys.

Speaker 1 I can smell one of our

Speaker 1 denny's the other night.

Speaker 1 See that guy over there in that booth? Or you're kidding him?

Speaker 1 He's got one.

Speaker 1 Is he looking at you?

Speaker 1 He's at the next table. You can hear.

Speaker 1 But going back to the one ball, though, didn't that happen during an assassination attempt?

Speaker 1 Just look up the movie Valkyrie, man. See if it says anything.
I remember, yeah, Tom Cruise brought in a bomb, and it didn't work, and Hitler got away.

Speaker 1 But

Speaker 1 missing one ball, though, I thought. I never heard that.

Speaker 1 Did you see the movie?

Speaker 1 I don't think so. No.

Speaker 1 Should I? Well, if we're asking AI, it's a Tom Cruise movie. They're all good.
I mean,

Speaker 1 if it involves one of Hitler's balls getting blown off, I'm in.

Speaker 1 Valkyrie won testicle, the failed assassination.

Speaker 1 No, no. The bomb was planted.

Speaker 1 It went off.

Speaker 1 Yeah, but the guy who planted the bomb had one ball.

Speaker 1 Tom Cruise had one ball, according to this. I think all Germans have one ball fucking in the 40s.
I think in the 40s. I'm not saying now, but in the 40s.

Speaker 1 If we have any German listeners, we know you got two balls.

Speaker 1 Their grandfathers, though.

Speaker 1 Sorry, guys. Your grandfathers got up to bad shit.

Speaker 1 Can't defend them. Yeah, your grandfathers were up to some fucking really sexy fucking crazy shit.

Speaker 1 I don't think we have any German listeners. No? I don't think so.
Well, on Patreon, at least.

Speaker 1 Because when I sent out all the gifts, I never sent them to Germany.

Speaker 1 I remember I ever send one in Germany. Huh.

Speaker 2 So it says there's a report in 1923 that he had an undescended testicle, which would have been before the bombing.

Speaker 1 So do you? Let's say he wanted to get a vasectomy. Would that change anything if he had one?

Speaker 1 I'm not the person asking about that.

Speaker 1 I think I know the guy to go to.

Speaker 1 We got a guy. I'm so glad you asked.

Speaker 1 Oh, man.

Speaker 1 I had a

Speaker 1 two. They just don't shoot.

Speaker 1 Oh, no, he's. I've heard about the vasectomy.
Yeah, of course.

Speaker 1 Who hasn't?

Speaker 1 I don't want to paint a picture that he just shoots blanks.

Speaker 1 Like, they're still, but everything looks normal, though. It's still a tidal wave.
There's no fish in it. You know, from a first glance, you know, he looks normal, but he looks very normal.

Speaker 1 If you do a little digging.

Speaker 1 The chamber's empty.

Speaker 1 I had a second Hitler story, Walt. Second Hitler story, yeah.
It's a little Hitler-heavy. He's back, baby.
Walmart under fire. It's been years since we discussed it.

Speaker 1 Walmart under fire for selling shirt that many say shows a Nazi-esque salute. Whoa, whoa, whoa.

Speaker 1 Here, I'll show you that.

Speaker 1 Oh, yeah, I could see it. Now, there's also a reverse image where, like in this image, there's a white hand going over a black hand saying paper beats rock.
Yeah, I see it. Well, here's the thing.

Speaker 1 But then there's also a reverse image one on the white shirt where the black hand is covering up the white hand. Yeah.

Speaker 1 That is probably most likely an oversight by Walmart. I'm sure that's not on the rack at Walmart.
I bet you that's on walmart.com. Oh, like somebody else is making a shirt.

Speaker 1 Okay. Yeah, because they fucking Walmart sometimes has Tone Steve Dave merch on it.

Speaker 1 And I know they don't have any Walmart fucking.

Speaker 1 We're not seeing any residuals.

Speaker 1 I've gone into many Walmarts. I've always looked.
I'm like, wonder where the Tillem Steve Dave section is.

Speaker 1 Tell him Steve Dave section? Because they have fucking shirts up there, and it's from some private seller who has no authorization, but Walmart just hasn't caught them yet.

Speaker 1 So that could be a lot of fun.

Speaker 1 It says right, you're right, because it says right there, the listing had been done through a through.

Speaker 1 Oh, my. Wow.
Oh, wow. There's something wrong with me today.
Through a third party and had been removed immediately as soon as it had been flagged.

Speaker 1 Yeah.

Speaker 1 So

Speaker 1 what's the story then? Is it just to fucking take a dig at Walmart's?

Speaker 1 They did what they are supposed to do. They found it, they removed it.

Speaker 1 For a shirt that's like kind of like... Oh, it's pretty egregious.
You think so? Oh, yeah.

Speaker 1 Oh, exactly. What about the Nazi salute? Isn't that good? It looks like a black flower fist, and it looks like the

Speaker 1 Nazi salute. That's just as egregious as it gets.
But if it was just a fist, it would be okay.

Speaker 1 It's the Nazi salute. Well, I think

Speaker 1 even if the arm was like straight out, like horizontal, instead of up in the air like every Nazi did,

Speaker 1 I think that would be okay.

Speaker 1 It's the angle of the hand. It's the exact angle of the hand.
And that does look like a black power fist.

Speaker 1 It says shirts sold online at walmart.com featured images and slogans that are used by white supremacists online.

Speaker 1 But if the truth came out and it was just some dope who made it on AI and didn't see it, I would also be like, yeah, I guess it wouldn't make sense.

Speaker 1 Most people can see it, though. I agree with you.

Speaker 1 I don't think anybody's that dopey in this day and age. Oh, I disagree with that.
Yeah. That they don't see it?

Speaker 1 That there aren't dopey people.

Speaker 1 Hey, there's tons of dopey people out there.

Speaker 1 It does look awfully close.

Speaker 1 The Aryan fist or white power fist looks awfully similar.

Speaker 1 That's what I'm saying.

Speaker 1 That's pretty nuts.

Speaker 1 Oh, speaking, I had to ask you, Walt,

Speaker 1 are you still a Lions fan? I see you're wearing a Lions jersey. No, it's a hoodie.
Hoodie. Yeah.
Sorry. And that's just a lion?

Speaker 1 This is a player's own fashion line now. Oh, I see.
His name is Hutch, and he started his own fashion,

Speaker 1 like hoodies and t-shirts. And I ordered my exclusive Hutch merchandise.
Nice.

Speaker 1 I'm still a Lions fan. Are you? Okay, because I'm not sure.

Speaker 1 Like in the last two weeks,

Speaker 1 I abandoned the.

Speaker 1 I think it may have been the last few days. Why? What happened? Lions Amon Ra St.
Brown

Speaker 1 breaks out Trump dance while pointing to the president in a box after a touchdown. No, I thought the Trump dance was.

Speaker 1 I thought it was banned. I thought all dances were banned in the NFL.
Oh, no. They're allowed to dance.
They're allowed to dance.

Speaker 1 So he broke out in the Trump dance during Sundays. He did apologize for anybody who might have offended, but he...
Did he really?

Speaker 1 Yeah, he did say, though, that there's only so many opportunities to dance in front of the president, and he was not going to miss the opportunity after scoring a touchdown.

Speaker 1 I have not gotten an opportunity yet to dance in front of the president. If I ever had the opportunity, you know I could fucking cut up a rug.
I know I've seen it.

Speaker 1 And I am going to remember the sixth-grade dance. I am going to break out my Velour shirt, and I am going to fucking

Speaker 1 President, may I have this dance? And we are going to fucking

Speaker 1 turn some heads. Yeah.
I don't care which president it is. Right.

Speaker 1 Democrat or Republican. But I thought they were doing this anyway.
I thought, like, the Trump dance was a thing.

Speaker 1 Like,

Speaker 1 didn't we see

Speaker 1 a bunch of like?

Speaker 1 I did not even know that. When I saw this live, I had no idea.
I didn't know that was.

Speaker 1 I didn't know that was associated with the president. It looked like he was like drying his butt

Speaker 1 with a towel. Yeah.
Like a, like, what's a pantomime?

Speaker 1 Yeah. Yeah, that's what it looked like to me.
Oh, the whole team's doing it. Yeah.
All right.

Speaker 1 It was the same guy one night. Well, like,

Speaker 1 me and we watched the games together, and he scored a touchdown. And he said some

Speaker 1 he said some hard, well, he said some tough words that only certain people are allowed to say, and it got caught on Mike, right? And I was like, That's gonna go viral.

Speaker 1 And I go, like, I really love Armand St. Brown, he's a great player.
And I asked Gen, I was like, Can I, can I buy that shirt?

Speaker 1 If what he just said, like, kind of the rallying cry, because you know, and he was like, No, you can't buy that shirt, can't buy it, no, not me, I couldn't wear it, right? Yeah,

Speaker 1 unfair.

Speaker 1 No, I get it. I get it.

Speaker 1 It was like, he screamed into the camera. He goes, I run this shit.

Speaker 1 And then a word of a word.

Speaker 1 And I said again, I was like, oh man, that's fucking, look how fucking excited he is. Like, I bet you that's going to be, they're going to make a lot of bootleg shirts

Speaker 1 about that.

Speaker 1 You know, and his quote. And I was like, can I buy that shirt and wear it? And he was like, no, you should not buy that shirt and wear it.

Speaker 1 Where about this one point to the paper beats rock?

Speaker 1 Not that one either.

Speaker 1 I run this plaza.

Speaker 1 That is not true, though.

Speaker 1 I bound everybody in this plaza.

Speaker 1 Oh, there it is. Hot mic catches Amon Ross, St.
Brown.

Speaker 1 They should be able to say that. What's the big deal?

Speaker 1 Yeah. But I just, like, I was so pumped, though, that I was like, I want that on a shirt.
Right.

Speaker 1 That better, you know,

Speaker 1 the excitement after seeing him score kind of

Speaker 1 got better.

Speaker 1 Yeah, I got caught up in the morning. It was like Germany in the 1930s.
He got caught up.

Speaker 1 What else do I have? Declan flies planes. Did you know that? Have you talked to Declan about that?

Speaker 1 He's going to get his pilot license. Yeah.
Oh, yeah?

Speaker 1 What do you think of that? So he's going to take care of flying around Ireland.

Speaker 1 There's a Cessna? Yeah, probably a little one, I would think. He's going to fly over in

Speaker 1 a one-man prop plane and visit the airport plaza, you said. The crippled Charles Lindbergh that would be amazing.

Speaker 1 You hear him coming in.

Speaker 1 He's not even walking. Why are you

Speaker 1 something the Muppets would fly?

Speaker 1 Yeah. It would be cool if he did that, though.
Like he pulled an Amelia Earhart thing. Yeah, and tried to kill her.
And disappeared?

Speaker 1 Well, she had some success. He's going down.

Speaker 1 Like, he crashes on an island, like a deserted island, and he just sees her bones.

Speaker 1 Yeah, and he knows he's fucked.

Speaker 1 I said that the other day. I was like, why is Amelia Earhart so revered when she fucked up? I think she did a lot of it.
She tried it.

Speaker 1 Yeah. Her accomplishments before she disappeared garnered her the

Speaker 1 I'm not really familiar with Amelia Earhart, so I wasn't sure. Yeah, she was well, I know it was her last attempt.

Speaker 1 She was, um, no, she was pretty accomplished, uh, and it was crazy back then. Like, they had her last transmission or something, right?

Speaker 1 Yeah, and they thought, you know, I mean, I think back then they were like, you could still fly off the edge of the world and shit.

Speaker 1 No, I don't know.

Speaker 1 It wasn't that early. No,

Speaker 1 but that's what happened to her.

Speaker 1 Yeah, no. I thought it was real early on, though.
By the time they invented flight, we kind of knew what was going on, I guess.

Speaker 1 Wasn't it like

Speaker 1 when did she go disappear? What year? I'm going to say 1900. 37.
Oh,

Speaker 1 nooo!

Speaker 1 Just below Giddam's ears.

Speaker 1 Oh, yeah, there she goes.

Speaker 1 You go, girl. Yeah.
You know what I mean? Well, did she have like, she had like like a man on the plane with her, right? Did she? Wasn't like...

Speaker 1 Didn't she have a yeah, he didn't offer any help, did he? That's what I'm saying. He probably

Speaker 1 fucked. He was like, let me take that ant lips.
And then fucking. Let a man do this.

Speaker 1 Step aside.

Speaker 1 I got this, you little birdie. And then just fucking crash.
She probably would have been fine if

Speaker 1 she was

Speaker 1 on her own.

Speaker 1 You know?

Speaker 1 I think I heard that she was like, yeah, he fucked it up because she took a nap. And she was like, you take the fucking wheel.

Speaker 1 And while she was sleeping, he fucked it up. He just fucked it up.

Speaker 1 And how did we learn that?

Speaker 1 I heard that she got a period

Speaker 1 and had to take care of that. So she handed over the plane.
She was in the back plugging it up. Yeah, and then it crashed into the ocean.
So that's just what I heard.

Speaker 1 That's why you can't have female pilots.

Speaker 1 They might get their period. They might get their period.
Flight.

Speaker 1 You know what?

Speaker 1 we're laughing but like you know that was like that was at one point oh at one point like there was like a fucking uh pan am pilot going what yeah like he was sipping a martini like a fucking 3000 3000 miles he's like she's gonna get a period right in the middle of the flight oh god

Speaker 1 yeah when i went to um scotland it was interesting the uh

Speaker 1 i went to like a medical uh museum. Yeah.
And the one thing that stuck out was like in like 1900, there was like one female doctor or something.

Speaker 1 They just would not let them in to the medical schools. They would not trust them.
Yeah. Like what a weird time, man.
I agree with not trusting them, but you got to let them to the medical school.

Speaker 1 It's funny. I watched Frankenstein, the new one, but also I watched the original.
Horace.

Speaker 1 And the scene where

Speaker 1 Fritz comes in and steals the brain into that classroom. I was like, wow, there's a lot of female students in that classroom, which I found surprising.

Speaker 1 So you think it was inaccurate? No, I'm saying the opposite of what Brian's saying.

Speaker 1 But was it inaccurate for its time, though? Was the film inaccurate? I don't think that Hollywood was pushing that agenda back then.

Speaker 1 Now, maybe, but like back then. Maybe now.
Yeah, just possibly that they might have turned on the fucking.

Speaker 1 But like, I was like, oh, wow. I was like, a lot of the more of a class than you, because I bet you if you picture it in your mind, it was just like dudes in suits and lab coats.
You know what I mean?

Speaker 1 It's not. It's like it's a how was the Frankenstein? I liked it.
I liked it. I see.
A lot of people told me it was good, though. Yeah, I liked it.
It's one of the best-looking movies that's been made.

Speaker 1 Like, it just looks, it's fun. It's like cool to watch.

Speaker 1 I went to see the running man. How was it? It wasn't that good.
Oh, that's good. Yeah, wasn't that good.
Should I tell you? I said he wasn't with me. Should I say it? Should I tell it?

Speaker 1 I wouldn't want to say it because

Speaker 1 I know I'm going to get some flack for it, or I'll just say it. 15 years of flack west.

Speaker 1 I've learned though, over the course of 15 years, what to keep to myself and what to reveal. So this one, I'm putting myself out there.
But so

Speaker 1 late last night, not that late, it was already 9.30, I get a text from Rupp and he's like, any interest in seeing the Running Man? I'm going at 10.45. Holy shit, that is late.
And I was like,

Speaker 1 he's like, oh, yeah, I wanted to see it. The commercials look pretty good.
And I said to my wife, who was just about ready to fall asleep, I was like, I'm going to go to the movies at 10.45.

Speaker 1 And she's like, but then I'm going to have Teddy all night. And what Teddy does is like, he has to sleep on you.
Like he has to sleep on you, physically on you. And I handle that.
Doesn't bother me.

Speaker 1 But she gets hot, you know, from all the fur and everything. She has a hard time sleeping with Teddy right on her chest.
I don't, I can do it. That sounds so nice, actually.
Yeah,

Speaker 1 except when it is hot, then he puts off a lot of body heat. And so it can get a little hot.
He's a furry guy, too. Yeah,

Speaker 1 so she was like, she's not feeling that well right now. So I was like, you know what? Don't worry about it.
I'm going to take Teddy. And because I have this, he's a service dog.

Speaker 1 He's an emotional support dog, but he's not my emotional support dog. He has the paperwork and everything.

Speaker 1 So I was like, I'll just flash the card. Yeah.
And maybe they won't look at it too close and see it's for a female.

Speaker 1 And I have this little military vest that says emotional support service dog. War Hero.
I thought I did not say war hero. It does not say war hero.

Speaker 1 And I said, I'm going to try to bring Teddy. And I looked up on the website to see if they allow service dogs.
And they said they did. And I was like, all right, I'm going to try to bring them.

Speaker 1 And I was like, no, no, don't make a big stink. You won't be able to go.
I was like, no, I'm just going to try. It's no big deal.
If they say no, can I just come home?

Speaker 1 I go, I don't care to see it that much. So when I walked in, I felt the eyes on me.
I got a little nervous. So I...
I didn't know what to do other than to try. I didn't want to act crazy.

Speaker 1 So I just figured I want to show a little bit of something that I can eat. Like Like your PTSD, yeah.
So I just started blinking real crazy, like real fast when I was ordering the tickets.

Speaker 1 I was like, one for 1045,

Speaker 1 and they're like, and the lady behind the counter, she sees the dog, and she's like,

Speaker 1 oh, are you military? I was like, and I was like,

Speaker 1 not even a hesitation. I was like, I am not fucking taking any stolen valor for fucking trying to get a dog.
I'm cursing at her.

Speaker 1 There's not as a bridge too far. That's a line.
I'm not going to. I was like, I am not military and neither is the dog.
I said, I was knee deep. I'm the ship back in 70.
What do you mean?

Speaker 1 Am I military? How dare you?

Speaker 1 And I was like, we are not. We don't deserve any discounts.

Speaker 1 Why are you blinking?

Speaker 1 He has a tick. Surely I should let him in.

Speaker 1 I said, nope, nope,

Speaker 1 we don't apply. And none of that applies to us.
And she was like, well, I'll give you a senior discount. I was like,

Speaker 1 if you must, I said, I got it.

Speaker 1 I couldn't deny that. When I was like, Discount, I'll take it.
And we went down, we sat and watched the movie. He was excellent.
Yeah, he sat on the floor on a seat.

Speaker 1 He sat on my lap, as he always does every night at home and just fell asleep on my lap throughout the entire movie.

Speaker 1 Me and Rupp were the only people in the movie theater, anyway. Nobody else was in the theater.
Yeah,

Speaker 1 better cover up your lap.

Speaker 1 Old popcorn trick.

Speaker 1 But yeah, he was awesome. So now I know it.

Speaker 1 Almost like he had been to the movies before. It was really weird.
Okay. He was that, like, he fell right into the position.
Like, he got right next to me and immediately started snoring.

Speaker 1 Thank God there was no boss in the theater because he's got a loud snore. Over the Dolby, you could hear him snoring.
Wow. Yeah, but he was great.

Speaker 1 And yeah, so it looks like I can take him to the movies now if I need to. So what was the thing you didn't want to say? Oh, I don't want people to be like, you're the kind of asshole.

Speaker 1 Let's make it for people who really need dogs in the fucking theater. Nobody needs a dog in the theater.

Speaker 1 There are people who do.

Speaker 1 They say they do. Why do they go to the movies?

Speaker 1 You're right. I didn't think of it.
All right, well, some people definitely need their dog in the movie. I mean, sure, in our era of humanity, there are people that need dogs in movie theaters.

Speaker 1 But the person who, you know, his former owner needed him if she went to the movies. I'm not against dogs being in movie theaters.
Yeah, he did. I'm just saying, like, don't tell me we can't survive

Speaker 1 without it.

Speaker 1 I wish I could bring fucking Boris to the movies.

Speaker 1 That'd be great i think you can now i think we live in a world where you could pretty much do it people don't question you they're not allowed to yeah it's like illegal to be like

Speaker 1 this is

Speaker 1 good

Speaker 1 uh but the movie was not the movie was not as good as arnold's movie all right no richard dawson coming in and like no no richard dawson uh i don't know if the guy i don't even know if i've ever seen the guy who played the star of the running man when powell i don't know what i've seen him in before but he looked familiar i've never i've never seen anything he's done, but I know people love him.

Speaker 1 I don't know. It just kind of.
But it was more like the book, right? Like he was on the run across America. Yes.
Okay, that's cool because the book, like, wait, let me ask you something. All right.

Speaker 1 Spoiler.

Speaker 1 So,

Speaker 1 all right, I gave it a few seconds. The end of the book.
You know, that you know, I'm going to take so much heat for this.

Speaker 1 I know you're like, that fucking guy thinks he's so entitled, he could do whatever the fuck he wants. Yep.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 Yeah.

Speaker 1 He didn't didn't bother anybody. And if the theater was packed and the dog was snoring, I bet you would have been like, I got to go.
Absolutely. Exactly.

Speaker 1 You caught the lifeline. I'm sorry, excellent.

Speaker 1 He was staring at Walt's eyes and staring at my eyes, right, Walt?

Speaker 1 Go ahead, though. So the end of the book is

Speaker 1 he, it's very 9-11-esque.

Speaker 1 He crashes the plane into the fucking...

Speaker 1 Yeah.

Speaker 1 He does it in the movie? At the end? Yeah, he crashes the plane into the TV.

Speaker 1 Oh, wow. Holy shit, they kept the ending.
I was wondering, too, because I never read

Speaker 1 the Stephen King novel. Yeah, he's given the middle finger.

Speaker 1 Oh, he does. Oh, wow.
That's pretty cool. Yeah,

Speaker 1 there was a part of me that was wondering, like, which version, the Schwarzenegger or the new version, is more like the book. Yeah.
I asked Rupp and he didn't know.

Speaker 1 And it seems like, from what you're saying, it's more like the current version is more like the book than the Arnold's. Yeah, that's what I always remember the ending.

Speaker 1 I just think some of the dialogue was incredibly corny, stilted, just unrealistic. You know, there's a kid that's like that helps him.
Of course. You know, that's the kiss of death for me.

Speaker 1 You're like a street wise kid.

Speaker 1 It's like, oh, I know this computer.

Speaker 1 Oh, boy, here we go. Peak Ghost of Yotai, the new video game.

Speaker 1 And it was so good until like the last 25, last 25% of the game, they introduced like a...

Speaker 1 a little girl sidekick and it was like ah fuck it was such a struggle to finish the fucking game She knows everything. Keep putting fucking kids in games that know everything.

Speaker 1 So witty, and so brave, and so smart. And you're just like, get this fucking kid out of here.
I'm trying to slice people's fucking balls off.

Speaker 1 I live next to a school, and like, sometimes I'll drive by and I see all the kids. They'll have a stupid look on their face.
Not a one of them could fucking help.

Speaker 1 Oh, not one of them is wiser than their dad. And

Speaker 1 like at one point, she just like, they're in the middle of a war in fucking Japan, and she sneaks out to help her fucking aunt sneak into a fortress and assassinate people.

Speaker 1 You're like, she's fucking 11, man.

Speaker 1 Why are we doing this? Like, why are you doing this to me? I paid. I paid the money for the game.

Speaker 1 Hard-earned money. I plumped it down.
You guys are giving me this shit. I can't take it.
Do you know what it was rated? The new Running Man?

Speaker 1 I thought it was PG-13. Yeah, because I felt it wasn't.

Speaker 1 It didn't rise to an R, in my opinion. So I was wondering what it was rated.
Yeah, I think I'm pretty sure.

Speaker 1 I heard the new Predator is PG-13, but

Speaker 1 It's still pretty.

Speaker 1 Everyone I know had seen it liked it.

Speaker 1 I haven't seen the last couple of Predators. My friend said it is.

Speaker 1 Oh, I actually think he's been doing a good job with this guy, with the series, but my friend said it's really bloody and gory, but it's not human blood. So it's like...

Speaker 1 So that's how they get away with it. That's how they get away with it.
So it is everything in there, but it's green blood and shit like that. Running Man was R.

Speaker 1 Wow, I'm surprised. There wasn't much in there.
They did show that guy that you say everybody loves the star. Yeah.
He does show his honey.

Speaker 1 Really?

Speaker 1 Fucking ladies like that.

Speaker 1 There was such an egregious scene of like, okay,

Speaker 1 this guy's worked out for this role. He has to fucking be

Speaker 1 like 90% nude in this scene so he could show off all the rippling muscle. I feel it had to be done on purpose.
It moved the story along. I fucking approved it.
None at all. I approve.
Really? 100%.

Speaker 1 You know, when it's just like it's done just for titillation rather than to move the story.

Speaker 1 But it's a guy, guy, not a girl. No, I approve.
I fucking approve. I knew it.
I knew it. I knew you'd approve of that.
I do.

Speaker 1 I want to see good-looking people. Naked?

Speaker 1 Yeah, of course.

Speaker 1 I want to see good-looking people doing things I can't do. That's all I've ever wanted.
The great tragedy of fucking entertainment the last 10 years is it's people who look fucking worse than me.

Speaker 1 I don't want to be the good-looking one. I want to be the fucking ugly one.

Speaker 1 Yeah, he does.

Speaker 1 And let me tell you,

Speaker 1 even his muscles are uneven on his hiney, which is crazy. Really?

Speaker 1 You know

Speaker 1 you're ripped when you can flex your ass muscles. Yeah.

Speaker 1 Mary Beth's online buying tickets right now.

Speaker 1 Yeah.

Speaker 1 I don't know. On a scale of one to 10, I give it like a five, just mid.
Okay. Yeah.
Mid.

Speaker 1 Who's that? That woman's his wife? Yeah. She barely has any other role other than being like, we need help.
Right. We need money.

Speaker 1 Baby's sick, yeah. Right.
Yeah, good for her. She got a paycheck.
And she gets to look at his ass. No,

Speaker 1 no, it was an action scene of all things. Like, it was when he was being hunted that he took his clothes off.
Oh, he wasn't in a sex scene.

Speaker 1 That's fine. Yeah.
I don't know if that changes. I'll take it.
I'll take it.

Speaker 1 I'll take it. Tell him, Steve, baby.