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We're going.

Okay, so

now, folks, welcome to the Adam Friedland Show Podcast.

It's the podcast.

What do you, uh, what do you got going on?

I have to post.

I'm posting the shit on fuck with the episode.

I'm just posting a video of Gene Denapoli.

Not a video.

Folks, so this is going to be, this is, this is probably, this is the best way to do it.

So this is the Adam Friedland Show podcast.

And, you know, I mean, the goal here is to move away from podcasting.

This is going to be like

after the Walking Dead.

My personal prediction is that podcasting will not be a thing in another couple of years.

Well, AI technology will take over for podcasting.

Literally.

Well, people are going to, I'll tell you what's going to happen.

We're going to have AI Joe Rogan defeat Rogan in the ratings.

Everybody's car is going going to get repossessed once the fucking,

you know, the recession hits.

Oh, yeah.

So nobody's going to be able to commute to work, which is the only time people listen to podcasts.

So we're going to go back to active media, which is why we need to make the pivot to a talk show as soon as possible.

Because people, look, the old podcast, you used to be able to put it on, you forget about it.

Maybe you laugh once an hour, you know.

But the highs were high.

I personally was not even aware Comptown was a comedy show.

No, this was news to us.

I felt it more to be philosophical.

People were kind of, I guess I didn't realize people were laughing at us and making fun of us.

Psychological.

In intelligent size.

Yeah.

Cool.

Edges societal.

All right.

I'm done.

I'm ready.

Sorry.

You're ready.

It is late night.

But anyway.

Thursday night, December 22nd.

I guess sort of silver lining to every cloud.

I went to go, you know, we have to do this.

I got to sell advertising for this podcast because the podcast should pay for it.

You know, we shouldn't just,

we got to figure out how to have our bases covered just in case.

And so I go to sell advertisements for next year, and we have seen a 70% drop in listenership.

Perhaps more, maybe 90%.

There's no one that actually listens to the podcast, which means this show is entirely funded by either Spite

or

we're the subject of some, who knows what the CIA is up to.

It might be.

Yeah.

I can't.

It could be a psyop.

Because all of the stuff that for my entire life, or basically the last hundred years, all the guys that were quote-unquote conspiracy theorists are like, yeah, the CIA, they're doing, they have these mind control experiments and they got aliens and they're fucking kids for Satanism.

And then over the last couple of years, the CIA and, the.

I thought it was true.

Yeah, they were like, yeah, of course.

Of course, you're doing that.

So they got to be, whatever they're actually doing,

it's got to be unfathomable.

You know what I mean?

Right.

And funding the ad stuff that hasn't yet come out.

I've just accepted that I'm probably some sort of conduit.

I'm some sort of conduit for the most evil people in government.

To sow chaos.

No.

In fact, the exact opposite.

Or to placate the masses.

To create.

I'm not even really a chaotic guy.

I know who you to be chaotic from time to time.

It may be in my personal life, but in terms of the, look, I mean, did anybody, you know who had a mass shooter?

Chapo.

You never had a mass shooter?

Come town.

Yeah.

Chapo had a mass shooter.

Yeah.

Don't ever let anybody forget that.

Dylan Roof.

Dylan Roof was a Chapo guy.

No, there was the Dayton guy, wasn't there?

Yeah.

Yeah, I remember what he was listening to a Christmas rant.

Yeah, he was listening to it.

When he popped off?

Yeah.

He was listening to Matt.

What's going on in your schizophrenic head?

Just go into the bar and fucking shoot him up.

Shoot him up.

Everybody in that fucking bar

is a gormless weasel.

Gormless.

He loves gormless, Matt.

Is a crepusculant, gormless weasel.

Gormless.

Yeah.

Yeah,

in his apartment afterwards, the police raided it and it was written on the wall, Die Chud Scum on the walls.

did he yeah

written in

blood

that's cool i'm looking up the ads we got for this for this weekend what do we have i don't know but uh big fuck you for

never paying last year did everyone else settle up yeah and then uh

so never

never

never buy that never buy those fucking shit never buy that shit honestly they sent a bunch of stuff.

They sent me a bunch of stuff.

I threw it all out.

I threw all those clothes out.

I think you're wearing again

or

the second to last.

Filled with cum.

Yeah.

Yeah, exactly.

That's what we think their product.

I threw all those clothes out.

Literally all I wear.

All my clothes are like.

You wear the pants every day.

There's the t-shirts

that people have brought to me on the road.

I literally cannot take care of myself.

I'm going to start.

You were wearing that shirt that said it was like

Houston Sippers on it.

And I was like, are you wearing a

lean drinking shirt?

I donated that shirt because I, honestly,

this is as close as my heart gets to being charitable.

I was like, black people would like this more than

so.

I imagine some homeless black guy wearing it, and I'm like, it's Christmas.

So I've took it to good will.

Donate.

You're such a good guy, dude.

I imagine some homeless black guy.

What a good guy.

Wearing a Houston lean shirt.

And I'm like, yeah, the Houston Sippers.

And I was like, were you wearing a lean drinking shirt?

You're like, I don't fucking know.

Someone brought it to a show.

I don't know.

It looked kind of cool.

It was cool.

It looked like it was a Los Angeles Clippers logo.

Some girl brought me a black Bart shirt.

I kept that.

That's cool.

I wear that.

And then I wear the, somebody brought me a shirt, and they were like, this was signed by all the legends, the barbecued legends.

Who are they?

I don't know.

It's on the back of the shirt.

But I wear it.

I was wearing it today.

The barbecue legends?

The legends of barbecue.

Bob's big boy, Bob Evans, Jimmy Dean.

God damn, dude.

Oscar Meyer.

She's just giving you something like that for free?

Yeah.

Damn.

But no, I mean, I'm going back out out on tour.

And yeah, please.

And so am I.

I'm also going back out.

No, I got to plug this.

This is more important now.

You have New York.

San Jose.

I have forgotten to plug this date, but I'm San Jose.

I thought it was just New Year's Eve, but it's a full fucking weekend at the San Jose Improv.

And we've sold like 11% of the tickets.

So please, New Year's Eve, if you live in fucking San Jose,

I made the goddamn, I made the fucking, I don't know why, I should look more at the deals that get sent to me.

Yeah,

because it was a mistake to book something.

I thought it was one show on New Year's Eve.

How many shows are there?

It's five.

It's a full fucking weekend.

It's a 450-capacity.

You have to go to California.

You have to go to Canada.

I'll probably lose money on the weekend.

All right.

Anyway, guys, I will be Zaney's and Rosemont, which is Chicago area, January 20th.

Helium, Philly, January 26th to the 28th.

Pittsburgh Improv, February 3rd, 4th.

Comedy Connection in Providence, Rhode Island, February 23rd, 25th.

Charlie, Good Nights in Raleigh, March 23rd, 25th.

And Zane's Nashville, March 31st, April 1st.

And then we're announcing more dates.

They're putting my fucking boy pussy out on the stroll.

Yeah, I'm doing the same amount of dates.

Yeah, I'm not going to bother you with that.

Just go to mole.

Yeah.

Moll.dog slash

dash

shows.

Well, if you're in those towns,

those are the close ones.

But there will be a lot more announced.

Adamfreel.com/slash tour.

All right, you plugged all the dates, and then

I gave him a website option.

Yeah, but if you give them the website, then if the guy lives in fucking like

South Dakota, he's going to go on the website, you're wasting his damn time.

All right.

Just say the cities.

All right.

And I said them fast, dude.

I think the the audience will appreciate how fast I did that.

Okay.

All right.

Back to the show.

No, there was something I wanted to.

What did we want to talk about on the Adam Friedland show podcast?

Because we've got to figure out what the podcast is, because the podcast is going to be a completely separate product.

Because I tell you what, I don't want to be podcasting.

Yeah, we've said that enough to our audience, and maybe it upsets them.

No, but it fucking weirdly.

Okay, hold on.

Look, I don't give a fuck whether that upsets the audience.

We're still making stuff and also making a lot of stuff.

Like, we did a show for six fucking years.

Like, we want to, you know,

like, there's plenty of it.

Yeah.

If you want the show, go listen to it.

There's so much come town.

And it was great.

It was great.

No, no, no.

But yes.

Absolutely.

We, you know, the products, the podcast can be a different product as it exists, as that is the model.

But, I mean, I don't know.

This month has been, we've been putting out shit

video stuff that you can go find on patreon.com/slash T-A-F-S.

That I don't know.

If you're only a fan of the Adam Friedland Show podcast and you're unaware,

you're somehow unaware

unaware of

the talk show or whatever.

Yeah, so

you can go check it out there.

I have no idea.

I have no idea who listens to any of it.

I don't know what is going on with the talk.

There's like 35 guys that have been listening to the show since the beginning.

And they're pissed.

They are pissed.

Well, they make a bunch of communities online, and they're the guys in the replies all the time.

And they just call you faggot over and over again.

Yeah.

But it's like, I mean, there has to be more people.

That's what I mean.

It's like, it's got to be just like the CIA is pumping.

They're just laundering money through Patreon.

Maybe you have like a secret admirer, gay billionaire,

David Geffen.

David Geffen.

Yeah.

And he's just like giving you money for your little pet project because he wants to see you.

He wants to see you happy.

But he'll never tell you

who he is.

Yeah, I really don't understand how

anything works.

I don't know at all.

There's like two options.

Everybody has to move to Brooklyn, Brooklyn.

You got to move to Brooklyn.

Everybody moves to Brooklyn.

Oh, my God.

It's like paradise.

And either you win the CIA money laundering lottery or you turn into a guy that also has a podcast that doesn't get any fucking money.

And then you're a Marxist.

And then you become a Marxist.

You do online Marxism all day long.

And I guess that's like, maybe that's...

You're a Marxist and you're an actor.

Maybe they control the amount of money.

They identify the guys that are going to be the Marxist dickheads and they give them less money

to be like, you know, be like, oh, yeah, you're a loser if you

think this.

That is the great.

So we're the accidental beneficiaries.

Yeah, because I'm not reading a fucking book.

Hell no, I'm not reading a book.

If I read a book, it's going to be an illustrated novelization, reverse novelization of Master and Commander.

Oh, my God.

I'm not reading the original novels.

It's got to be Illustrated.

I will watch, because you don't read graphic novels.

I will watch a graphic novelization of Master and Commander.

Then by Frank Miller.

Yeah.

That'd be badass.

Yeah.

I love that shit, dude.

Like that genre of, I guess it's just the Watchmen.

I don't know enough about comic books.

I don't know enough.

But the comic book guys are like, yeah, this is actually.

It's actually for fucking grown-ups.

It's actually, if you get pussy, you're into this kind.

Yeah, Watchmen's, it's commentary on

society.

On fascism.

And

the Jussance.

Le Jussance.

Yeah.

It needs Jussance.

There's really nothing gayer than fucking caring about any of that stuff.

I cannot imagine.

That is just the worst.

I mean, Bernie Loss, I'm just like, I'm never going to care about anything.

Learn how to fix lawnmowers.

Yeah.

That is infinitely more interesting as a guy that's fucking like...

Start a

YouTube channel where you get vintage lawnmowers.

If you're a guy that knows everything about fucking mailboxes.

Yeah, you're the guy.

You're the number one guy on mailboxes.

I'll listen to that guy all day long.

I rewatch Vernon, Florida, and that guy just describing fucking different types of worms.

I love that guy.

They got different kinds of wigglers up there.

you know, they call them, I'm going to forget the name of them.

Boston wigglers.

They got night crawlers, too, but they don't grow around here.

And brought them down here.

I'm the only one that grow them.

I'm doing rewatch in Verna, Florida.

I haven't seen that since college.

You learn it by doing.

You can't.

They don't got a book about it.

Actually, they do got a book, but I ain't going to read it because you read it and everything in there is wrong.

You've got to learn it by doing it.

And I know that because I wrote the book on it.

That's cool.

Yeah.

That guy's cool.

The gobblers, the turkey guy.

The turkey guy.

You know,

you're just describing.

And the pines, the planted pines, they're uneven.

They go left and right.

It ain't in a straight line.

You see, so I'm walking through and I'm seeing them.

And I see that turkey way

down, maybe fi 25 yards, and I know

I can't get any closer to him.

So

I raise the gun up, breathe

slow.

Ca cow!

Drop probably sounded like a ton of bricks when he hit the ground, and that's him right there.

Probably 11-inch beard on that turkey.

The next one I shot, and he just does

moves on to the next one.

Yeah, he's so into that.

Yeah.

Turkeys are hideous.

They're one of the ugliest animals.

I love that movie.

Yeah, it's really good.

Yeah, guys, check out documentary film.

Check out

documentary cinema.

If you like podcasts, you're going to love documentaries.

The thin blue line, Gates of Heaven, The Thin Blue Penis.

The Thin Blue Penis.

The...

It's about Elmo.

The sex scandal.

That rocked Sesame Street.

Dasha just texted me.

What did she say, bro?

She said she enjoyed the new episode.

She liked it?

Yeah.

That's it.

Yeah.

She's a famous actress.

She's huge.

She's on HBO.

She was on HBO.

Yeah, she got fired.

She got fired.

She got fired for racism.

Did she?

No.

Yeah.

Just started a rumor.

Yeah.

Her character, I believe, was irradiated by the Chernobyl disaster.

She, yes, it c it came out that it was implied that she had

um nuclear fallout cancer, that she was slowly dying from all season.

Yeah, she get I I believe Dash's character on Succession is killed by James Bond, is she not?

Yes.

Her character is her character is killed off when James Bond shoots her in the face

after fucking her.

Well, you know, the first guy the first girl he always fucks is the one that uh he has to kill.

And then he gets pussy from the nice girl.

Yes, I'll be in Denver this weekend and I'm looking for pussy.

If anyone knows,

I'm in Winston-Shalem, North Carolina, looking for pussy.

Hello, everybody.

It's me, James Bond.

Just a quick social media update.

I'm here in Vancouver looking for some pussy, perhaps.

If anyone wants to come over and watch my movies and give pussy to me.

And eat edibles.

too close

a little too close not vague enough no james bond does

taking shots rather than just doing a subtle i don't think we've crossed that bridge what nothing what

we're taking shots at james bond dude we don't like colonialism

What was it?

What's that thing supposed to be in the beginning?

Is it a gun?

It's the barrel of a gun, I always thought.

Or a camera.

Why would it be a camera?

To let people know that it's a movie?

I don't know.

When I was a kid, I always showed this guy like taking a picture of James Bond.

And then James Bond's like, don't fucking take a picture of me, actually.

That's what I thought of.

Why said no photos?

Yeah.

That's so funny, dude.

It made the inside of a penis.

Scientists still don't know what the inside of a penis is.

It is a penis hole.

Yeah.

Yeah.

With like a spiral.

Yeah.

I would love that, dude.

That's probably what the inside of a spider's penis looks like.

Well, there's a gun.

So he shoots into the barrel of the other gun.

That's how good he is at shooting.

That's what it implies.

Well, no, he shoots, and then there's blood pours over the front of the gun.

There's blood that goes down the screen.

The guy gets shot, and he holds his own gun like this, and he goes, oh,

he dies in a weird way like that.

Nick did a funny

act out.

Act out.

Yeah, I got to get better at acting for the show because we can't hire enough actors, so I got to play.

We're running out of budget.

We're running.

We're fucking.

Please, folks, if you enjoy the Adam Friedland Show podcast,

go support the Adam Friedland show

at patreon.com/slash T-A-F-S.

Yeah, many of you might not know

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It's a talk show, in fact.

We have cold opens, monologues, intellectual conversations.

Our most recent episode had Gene DiNapoli.

We had Gene DiNapoli back on the show.

Yeah,

I saw someone commented somewhere.

They were like, a quote from Gene, which I forgot about until I was editing last night.

with our editor and and he said i like elvis i just want to do what's right for this country

And,

yeah, there are a lot more choices.

Yeah, you kept quoting that line to me as if it's supposed to be funny, but it's accurate.

No, I mean, the man is selfless.

Elvis was a veteran.

He loved his mother.

He did more to smooth over race relations than any of these counterculture

assholes.

Yeah, and

he shook his dick

and ended racism.

I always said history is going to look kindly on Elvis.

Mark my words.

That guy's going to be huge.

Mark my words.

This dude is the next dude.

He's the truth, dude.

Yeah.

He's the truth.

This dude is the guy to look out for, is Elvis.

That's what's up.

That's what's up.

That's what's up.

That's what's up.

That's what's up.

What's up, but it's sexy.

It's what's up, but it's sexy.

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We guys,

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I love that, dude.

What is THCP?

It's THC Penis.

What a bad name for a band, Red Hot Chili Peppers.

Yeah, really bad.

Think about how much further they would have gone if they had a name like fucking the Rolling Stones.

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They would have been Elvis.

Yeah,

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The people were going to say, were saying they were going to be the next Elvis.

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If the Beatles were called the Don Cheadles, they would all still be alive and still be a big band.

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Yeah.

Should I try building models again?

Like of what?

Like a little plane or something.

My dad was real into it.

Well, you never became a ship in the bottle guy.

No.

It seems like you have that kind of personality.

I don't have a steady hand anymore.

My hands are fucked up now.

I don't have like I have have like a real shake.

You do have like a tremor.

I do.

What is that from?

I don't know.

Is it the shakes?

Is it because you need a you need one more beer?

Yeah.

No.

I don't know.

I don't know.

I think it meant probably vaping or something or too much coffee or yeah, you you consume a ton of caffeine.

Yeah.

Uh your dad got into model planes and stuff?

He was always into it since he was a kid.

What does he do with them when he's done building it?

Just puts it yeah, he puts in a little box and and then in the garage and puts it away?

Yeah, he did.

Yeah, he would, I think he sold all of them, in fact, to Korean men.

And they were like, this is a high-quality product?

I don't know.

He just told a story about

fucking Korean men buying all of the model planes.

They all came in a passenger van.

It was like 15 Korean men.

Really?

Yeah.

They came to the house?

No, no.

This was tw 20 years ago they came to

after he he moved out and then had a storage facility that he had to liquidate.

They moved him at his they met him at the s at the storage lock.

They came and they came in a fifteen passenger van, a bunch of Korean men and they bought a bunch of model airplanes off.

And he he he recounts this with like a sense of pride?

He recounts it in the same way he recounts everything else with just a completely flat affect.

Really?

No, there's uh there's like a cloying

sort of y you know.

He's like, oh, great, you know, like, oh,

I heard your family's dead.

You know,

everything has the same,

like, he's like trying to not upset co-workers.

He's always, his disposition is not trying to not get fired.

Yeah.

Yeah.

He doesn't want to step on toes.

Yeah.

But there's like a sadness underneath.

Hey, good to see you.

Oh, oh, yeah.

A second plane hit the towers.

Yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, good.

Yeah.

But you got a load of that.

Yeah.

Yeah.

I'm going to go see my dad in three days' time for the first time.

Anywhere.

South Africa.

You're going to South Africa.

You're going to go back to Wakanda.

Also, by the way, folks,

there will be episodes for the rest of the year as long as we have ad contracts, which looks like it's

really, there's only one more for the year, 1228.

Okay.

And then we're done.

So there will be one more podcast episode, but Adam's going out of town.

I'm going out of the country.

I'm going to go see my grandmother.

Nick's going to see his family.

That's what the holiday season is about, guys, is going to see your family and spend

time with your loved ones.

What we would do on Come Town is we would go to the cabin, and this is a, I will truly miss this because that was the highlight of the year.

The cabin was a nice time.

Dude, I loved it.

We all had a good time together.

Doing eight episodes in a day.

Here's a little something.

I'm a little sloppy, so I'll tell you guys this.

We would never hang out.

Me and you would.

Yeah.

The three of us never fucking hang out.

Literally.

I mean, maybe the first year of the show that happened.

And then after that, it was just

for picks.

Yeah, basically.

It was just for the press.

Yeah, unless you were on tour or at the cabin.

Yeah.

It was always a fun time.

It was always a fun time.

I fondly recall

a hotel room in Cleveland

where I laughed the hardest I've ever laughed in my entire life.

Honestly, so funny.

That might have been the hardest I've ever laughed.

Legitimately.

I remember I was like,

my stomach was, I was in pain.

Yeah.

Yeah.

What was that?

What's that?

I don't even remember her name.

I don't remember her name, but we knew this.

Yeah, laughing about some DC comedy.

Being groped by like a...

No, just being confused by an Uber driver.

No, he chased her down and he was like, I love you, baby.

No, he asked for her phone number and then she panicked and gave her real number.

Yeah.

Yeah.

And then he mad, he, like, what is she?

Like, did some sting operation and had the

had this like poor immigrant arrested

because he was texting her like just weird arrest i love you i love you baby please

yeah oh no that was fucking hilarious that was really fun that was a really fun night yeah

i uh i five a lot of fun memories of the road and guess what guys maybe in 2023

young nicholas and myself

might uh do some stuff for the two of us i don't know what that would look like.

Because, look,

this quote-unquote podcast is dog shit.

And obviously, nobody's listening.

They thought it was good until you said that.

No, they didn't.

Nobody's listening to it either.

We have like, what was it?

What did you say?

It was 150 downloads per episode

of the Adam Freeland Show podcast.

Oh, yeah, about 100 to 150 downloads.

It used to be in the come town, we were.

A quarter of a million.

More than that.

$350,000 to $400,000 per episode.

Yeah.

And now this is.

We lost it, dude.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

We lost the audience.

Oh, well.

We just got that rich guy.

We just got that gay rich guy.

Yeah.

I would love that dude in the CIA.

If it turned out, like,

at this point in my life, that would be a dream come true.

That would be awesome.

It was David Geffen.

Yeah.

If I got a letter from David Geffen, it's like, look, I've been the one supporting the Patreon,

and you don't have to, but maybe please stop calling me a pedophile on the show right away.

I'd be like, David, you're a good guy.

David, baby cakes.

Babe, babe.

David, babe.

David, baby.

Babe.

The fact that you'd think you'd even have to ask

is blowing my fucking mind off.

David.

David.

You say how high?

You say jump, I say how high.

Yeah.

Perhaps I could come play Nintendo Switch on the yacht while you rape a child.

Maybe I'll go to one of your twink pool parties.

Yeah.

That's got to be, that's funny.

Because

women get drunk and they're like, oh, don't go home with that guy, Sarah.

There's like things that they know not to do.

You know what I mean?

It's like the guy at the party is like, oh, I'll give you a ride home.

Like, oh, look out for that guy.

Michelle.

He's got a bad reputation.

Yeah, it's sad.

And then if you're like a young gay man, if a billionaire is like yeah we're having a pool party

like that's they're like Eric

you know what a pool party means

he's like I thought there was gonna be pizza and a beach ball that we all knock around you saw that episode of deGrassi right which one the gay pool party episode no

where uh

I don't know

it wasn't a real Does that happen?

No, it doesn't happen.

I don't remember that.

Whatever it takes.

I know.

Come in.

Come in.

Get through.

I got back into the grassy recently.

I started watching it, too.

It's on HBO Max, though.

I have the entire series on DVD.

No, you don't.

You got me into it.

Yeah.

It is truly a demented world.

Dude, it's fucking hilarious.

It is so funny.

It's a show about Canadian kids, but then they killed

a soprano.

A kid gets raped in one episode.

Next episode, she's back at school.

She's like, I'm so stressed.

Out.

Yeah.

Emma's like, I guess I'm going to have to kill Manny because she looked at my boyfriend.

It's like fucking shit that Tony Soprano did.

Sociopathic.

Yeah.

It's insane.

Manny, Big Pussy got killed because he was a tattletale.

You know that.

We don't talk to the feds.

Somebody called Ginny Sack fat.

Fat.

Fat.

They called her Fat.

Somebody called Ginny Suck fat.

Fat.

Her dumb accent.

It's so funny that Drake is from that.

The biggest star in the world.

Yeah.

He really shouldn't be allowed to say the N-word.

They should take that away from him, honestly.

He can still do his little raps, but he's not allowed to say the N-word.

He was a victim of gun violence on the show.

Yeah, he gets shot by a number of.

He's the block character.

I mean, the best character is Spinner, the one that's like.

Spinner's the best.

The retard.

Yeah, the retard.

There's an episode where he gives one of his riddling pills in sexy.

I've seen that.

Yeah, he gives his riddle in pill.

I watched that a couple weeks ago.

He gives his briddling pill to Jimmy.

And

what you have to play basketball.

So he gets better at.

Yeah.

Jimmy, you're going to do better in the game if you take my riddling pill.

And then so he gives him the riddling pill, and then fucking the spinner, because he can't take his riddling, he's like hyperactive.

Yeah, Jimmy's fouling people, he's fouling his own teammates.

He like pushes Sean in the game.

Yeah, he pushes Sean over, but he makes a good point.

He's like, Jimmy, we talked to you about dunking the basketball.

There's no black dunking allowed.

The box

aren't allowed to dunk the basketball in Canadian.

Basketball.

Canadian regulation basketball bans blick dunking.

You're doing too much black shoe booting.

You're going to jail for black shoe booting, Jimmy.

And so he gives a Ritalin pill to Jimmy, and then

he ruins that.

And Sminner shows his asshole.

He's like, he's like, hey, Degrassi, check this out.

And he pulls his asshole out.

And then he's in the principal's office.

And he's like, but Mr.

Radish, I didn't mean to.

And the principal's like, We all know what happens when you miss your Ritalin pill.

Yeah, like he already has a peg that he misses Riddlein pill.

And it's like, What happens?

He shows his asshole to people.

It's like, that's just that's why he was open your cheeks.

He's like, So that's why he was

diagnosed.

That's why he was prescribed a Riddle in the first place, because Spinner was going around showing his sealed asshole to the school community.

His sealed Down syndrome asshole to everybody.

It is.

It is truly such a funny show.

Yeah.

No.

But like, I remember you showed it to me for the first time.

You just turned to me and you're like, this shit goes so hard.

I love it, dude.

You're like, you don't realize how hard this show goes.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

It's amazing.

No, people don't.

Wait, Emma, like, gets raped in the first episode, right?

Well, she doesn't get raped.

I mean, she's like talking.

A pedophile tries to keep her.

Yeah, she's talking to the pedophile.

The show opens with her talking talking to a pedophile.

It's the first episode.

Yeah.

Yeah.

But then mind your bees now.

Nick watches DeGrassy.

Like you're in this, like you're the bully at the school.

Yeah.

And you're like, you're like, fuck you, Emma.

You fucking dumb lips.

Literally, dude, I hate all

of you.

She's the black girl with the glasses.

Liberty.

Liberty.

Nick just sits there bullying Liberty by the couch.

You get to look at her.

She's the kind of girl you're mean to in school.

She's the kind of girl she's like, that gets shit when she's in the middle.

All of the characters suck, and then the writers all get to be like, yeah, what if JT gets stabbed and pissed on?

And then, you know, that's a kid that's the actor's on the show for fucking seven seasons, and then he gets stabbed.

in a parking lot.

Wait, JT, like the annoying kid?

The kid that's like the Jim Carrey kid.

The class clown.

The class clown.

Yeah.

Not a single joke that he tells is funny.

Yeah, no, he sucks.

He is brutal.

He sucks.

That is so funny.

Yeah.

Yeah, he never says anything funny.

He's not even a remote.

They don't even write jokes for him.

You're so funny, JT.

Nobody thinks he's funny either.

He's just coded as a class clown.

No, no.

That's what I mean, too.

It's like none of the, like...

Like, Paige is coded as hot, but there's no hot characters on the show.

Spinner is coded as retarded.

well you saw Ashley got hot drake is coded as black yeah but there's they imply he's none of the characters

none of the characters he's a victim of gun violence none of the characters are actually the thing they're supposed to be yeah like Toby's a nerd supposedly but in the nerd the only way he's a nerd he's just Jewish well he's he's good at googling things

like he finds like Emma's like I can't find any information on sea turtles and then Toby's like let me me try.

And then he Googles, like, fucking, there's like, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom.

The interstitial music is incredible.

Well, yeah.

And then he's like, fucking, where does those like ghost rider close up on the computer while he's like, fucking Toby's World Sea Turtles?

And he has his own search engine.

And then Emma's like, wow, Toby, how did you do that?

And he's like, can I please get some pussy?

Please.

Can I please?

Hey, Toby, here.

I'm here in Denver looking for some pussy if I can get it.

I'll be at Comedy Works June 17th through the 19th.

Toolby here.

I'll be at Comedy Works Denver, and I'm looking for some pussy if I can get it from you.

From y'all.

Yeah.

Hey, if you don't mind.

Spinner is just straight up retarded.

No, yeah, he has Down syndrome.

His tongue is too big for his mouth.

He has that kind of speech pattern.

I remember, yeah, there was a girl I showed to Grassy one time, and I told her Spinner had Down syndrome.

and she just believed it.

I was like, Yeah, the character has Down syndrome.

The same thing.

Yeah, he gets to go to regular.

Obviously, they're not going to cast a guy with Down syndrome.

Yeah, it's

both cruel and technically not necessarily feasible.

Yeah, they're actors.

They could play different people.

Yeah, yeah.

Can you imagine a guy with Down syndrome trying to deliver all those lines?

Not like Spinner can.

Yeah, no.

Ashley got hot in real life.

Which one's Ashley?

Ashley becomes goth.

Wait, who's Ashley?

The sister?

Ashley's

Toby's stepsister.

Toby's stepsister.

And her dad's gay.

Emma's hot in real life now.

In real life?

Yeah, you want to see?

I don't know.

I find that hard to believe.

I'll tell you.

I hate Emma.

I know.

You watch it.

You're like, you stupid fucking bitch.

Emma sucks, dude.

She sucks.

She sucks.

She's fucking annoying.

Oh, bro.

We got a text back.

From who?

From harm.

Why are you saying this on the road?

And first of all, don't say his name like that.

What?

Don't say his name like that.

It's good because it obfuscates it, but also...

I was about to say the full thing.

No, no, that was you doing the you ism.

Dude, we called him weeks ago.

I know, but saying it that way was you doing.

We'll beep it, dude.

Dude, I can't tell you how bad I want to fucking just dra pull a drag off that vape don't do it i know i can't the apple watch is telling me it's like uh

we'll beep the name get a timestamp no i'm not beeping shit you shouldn't have said it this i'm not putting any more effort into beeping the show or doing any of that shit yeah yeah folks look

please this is not do not interpret this as me being ungrateful for the last six years or having any negative feelings about come town but come town like anything else, was a product that or project that had a beginning and the end.

And we're proud of it.

We're happy with it.

But we want to do something other than podcasting.

And the talk show is a departure from that.

Please go to patreon.com, subscribe, because honestly, because it's not like

blowing all the money is a joke, but it also isn't.

Ideally, we would be blowing all the money, and we'd be doing, you know,

we have a producer that knows how to blow the money correctly, but everything gets reinvested back into

doing like bigger shit and fully crowdfunding it and not having to answer to anybody that would be awesome yeah if we could fucking you know

do like a like a serialized feature yeah

that would be the fucking absolute dream that's really what we I mean the the first couple of minutes of the show is really this is the shit I want to do for six years

is the shit we've been wanting to do for a long time Yeah.

And it's really cool that we're doing it now.

I feel really, honestly, genuinely.

The Patreon jumps up to like $6 million a month, and then I just, then I spend the next year just watching Degrassi

and podcasting, drinking.

Getting wasted by Jack Degrassi.

Emma, you fucking dumb bitch.

I live stream and I'm like, I hate Emma.

Yeah, I live stream and I'm like, no, it's like, it's like a meta thing about social media and DeGrassy.

And the movie is me watching Degrassi.

And then I'm not even watching DeGrassy anymore.

I'm just re-watching Contact.

Contact's a great movie, dude.

Yeah.

Is David Morse still alive?

You don't really see him much anymore.

He's a great actor.

Which guy is that?

David Morris is the father in Contact.

We should get him on the show.

Yeah, dude, that's Emma now.

Let me see this.

I mean, she's.

No, dude.

What are you saying?

It's not like.

I mean, compared to, like, whatever.

Compared to what?

She got an 11-year-old girl.

She got hotter.

I don't know about that.

No.

No.

But you know what?

I'm not going to say anything because there's a chance we could have her on the show.

Yeah.

Don't fucking comment on it.

Oh, fuck.

I forgot we got to do another read.

Alright, yeah.

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Wait, didn't we know someone that fucked Manny?

Yeah, a bunch of people fucked Manny.

A bunch of people.

Anyway, Paige would claim she gave me the water.

There wouldn't be much credit there.

You were my prom date.

I wouldn't let her take any credit.

Not for me.

There really wouldn't be.

Shut up, pal.

I've been knocking myself up.

Paige comes to one practice in three months and acts like she owns it.

Did you hear the part where I asked you the prom?

Toby, you're a sweet, sweet guy, but but

Benny's going with me.

Sorry, but as the newly single head of the dance committee, I had to scoop up the cutest date I could find.

How come the gay guys always win?

Oh my god, thank you so much.

You'll find something chic to wear?

Of course.

Who's all going?

Um, us, Jimmy, Hazel, and just so you know, I think Paige is bringing Matt.

Ooh, remember when Paige gets raped?

Awesome episode.

Yeah, and then they start a band and they do songs about rape.

Do you remember that?

About, like, when you rape me or some shit.

It's good.

Dude, remember when Marco is struggling with his being gay?

Well, he is gay.

Well, he is gay, but he doesn't, when he's trying to knock him out of the closet.

And he has a soul patch, but he's in high school with a soul patch.

It's very, very funny.

Yeah.

Damn.

There'll never be a show this good again.

It's literally, it's like the fucking The Sopranos and then DeGrassy.

And then the Adam Freeland show at patreon.com slash

DeGrassy and Sopranos exist side by side.

Yeah.

And then underneath that is probably fucking Deep Space Nine

and then Babylon 5

and then what what would be the fourth greatest show of all time?

I guess

Deadwood.

Meet the Press.

Meet the Press.

Yeah.

Hollywood Squares.

Yeah, Marvelous Miss Masil.

Marvelous Miss Masil.

Marvelous Miss Miles.

The Marvelous.

Marvelous Misses Penis.

How about that?

Wouldn't that be interesting?

Wouldn't that be interesting?

I noticed one of these LEDs flickering.

I wonder how much fucking work it would be to get those swapped out, because I really want to put better strips in those.

Like brighter strips?

Brighter?

I want that brighter'cause I want the f the velvet to pop more.

Yeah, brighter, but then also something with like uh like better, I don't know what you would call it, but like uh there's different types of LGBT or RGB

T Q C P plus

like uh color fucking technology, but a little bit more control because there's no we want a warm light coming out of there

but because it's

blue the velvet

it always looks green what are you doing

I'm trying to get a ride home bro what do you mean you're trying to get a ride home we're not even done with work yet I'm saying after we're done you want to leave here immediately no I've been sitting around I've been sitting around

for five hours we got more we got more business to attend to, but I just want to get picked up.

I've been sitting around for five hours waiting for your ass.

Well, I had to go shopping.

You bought a car today.

I didn't buy a car.

I'm leasing a car.

And you want to tell everybody about your car?

I got a Mazza Miata.

You got a Volvo.

With the flip-up lights.

You got a Volvo V70?

60.

V60.

It's nice, dude.

License plate number.

Well, it's a...

It's a vanity plate.

It's a vanity plate?

You know, Maine, the state of Maine, is cutting down on vanity plates

in an effort to

cut down on fucking

slurs.

Yeah.

Yeah.

In other news, New Jersey, in an effort to cut down on public obesity, is getting rid of dinner plates.

That's good.

Yeah.

What should we do?

What should we do?

Should we do a little monologue writing?

Wrap the show up.

We did the monologue yesterday for a while.

I know, but I don't mind.

I don't mind.

We actually when when did the episode come up come out?

It kind of came out today.

It came out yesterday.

Well, no, it came out at like 3 a.m.

this morning.

Zelensky had the house laughing nervously.

Here's how you write monologues, guys.

You go to Yahoo News, because

Yahoo is always the best.

That's where you get all the good shit.

For Zelensky, a celebration of resilience and a sales pitch for support.

Zelensky.

Oh, fuck.

Get back to the fucking dentist, too.

Zelensky's carefully choreographed blitz of Washington was crafted as one-part celebration of Russia's failure to crush Ukain, one part of appreciation of American taxpayer.

What the fuck is...

Fuck this article.

I need to know what he said.

U.S.

couple, get off your phone, please.

I'm looking for headlines.

I'm looking for headlines.

We can't both be looking for headlines.

Look.

What if I find a really good one?

I'm looking.

We're looking at the same website.

All right, all right, all right.

I was on my phone first.

All right, all right.

Here we go.

Megan The Stallions boyfriend, Partisan Fontaine, shares message in support of women amid Tori Lanez trial.

Tori Lane's.

Tori Lane's.

Her ex-boyfriend shot her in the foot.

But people say that she...

People have been...

And I just want to say

I don't know who any of these people are, but just looking at pictures of them, I think they should all probably be in jail.

That's racist.

There you go.

That's a mock.

No, it's not a joke.

That's just.

That's just.

Young men three times more likely to be shot dead in two U.S.

cities than in Iraq or Afghanistan.

Okay, which cities?

Chicago, Illinois.

Yeah, and

the young men are Osama bin Laden and Saddam Hussein.

Yeah, it's true.

They were harboring terror.

Criminal defense attorney.

That's good.

That's a Leno joke.

Monica Lewinsky.

Criminal defense attorney explains why you should avoid self-checkout lanes.

Theft by mistake.

Okay.

I guess she's warning people that you could

stop using self-checkout lanes because you accidentally steal.

Who is this fucking nerd?

The point of using self-checkout is to steal.

I'd say that it looks like

I'd like to accidentally steal her pussy.

Yeah,

I'd like her to be my lawyer.

Manshot ex-girlfriend 15 times because she didn't answer his calls, Florida cops say.

Manshot his ex-girlfriend 15 times because she hadn't answered his phone calls or text messages.

Which is exactly what I'd like to do to fuck anytime I call

fucking customer service of the cable company.

Okay, no Sam Bankman freezing this.

Yo, have you seen a picture of his girlfriend?

Yeah, she's horrible.

That is one of the ugliest women I've ever seen in my entire life.

And I don't want to comment on women's appearances because I would like to book a lot of people for the show.

That is a freak look.

And apparently, they're into

sex shit.

They're into like poly shit.

I would probably throw up in her face if I had to have sex with that woman.

That woman is

like god-awful.

Oh my gosh.

She looks like an owl mouse.

Yeah.

She's terrifying looking.

Yeah.

I mean, she looks like a little cartoon worm or bug or something.

Yeah,

she looks like it.

Yeah.

No, it's like Sam Bankman, Freed, and his parents didn't just shell out $250 million for bail.

Here's how it works.

I think this trend in headlines now where they just assume you're upset about something

because there's something you don't understand.

You know what I mean?

Yeah.

They're like, no, Harvey Weinstein didn't rape a bunch of actresses.

Here's what's actually going on.

Cousin Eddie display in Tucky leads to a police response.

Hey, what are you doing?

I'm looking for the sex stuff that they did.

Don't ignore it.

Why?

It's going to be funny.

Because I'm looking at headlines.

Well, look up the sex stuff.

We don't need just a bunch of dead air, please.

No, look.

I want to see the sex stuff that those freaks were doing to each other.

I'm going to do it.

So you find it for me then.

Why do I need to find it?

I'm in the middle of doing the monologue.

Okay, do the monologue.

Sorry, sorry, sorry.

Jesus Christ.

I'm sorry, man.

White male investment banker punches black female MTA worker in the face and is released without bail.

Sounds hilarious to me already.

I don't know.

Next joke.

Yeah, white male investment punched a black female into her in the face and was released without bail.

Berkeley subway station.

I don't like, am I supposed to be mad about this?

I don't understand.

Oh, we've bailed should be.

Oh, this guy's name is.

His name is.

Here's an important detail.

Okay.

Jean-Francois Coste.

That guy?

He punched a working woman in the face?

Yeah.

Sounds like a bad guy to me.

A senior equity analyst at Talkville Asset Management.

He was apparently drunk.

She pushed the door so it clicks and locks, and he punched her in the face at least twice.

Jesus Christ.

Costa's arrest of the scene.

I'll recording police.

He was ordered released without bail.

MYC Trans.

But

who's like the

target demographic for outrage with this headline?

Because all the people that are like, oh, a white man, you know, like,

they don't want fucking bail reform.

Right.

Right?

Well,

so you should, you want.

It's for Gene.

Because Gene, if you listen to the new episode, Patreon.com slash taps, he has a couple opinions on bail reform.

I guess.

Yeah.

I set them up.

You knock them down.

Yeah.

Who would want?

I guess you're going to have to listen to Patreon.

I guess you're going to have to listen on Patreon.com slash taps.

It seems like a weird DFS set.

It seems like a weird contradiction.

Yeah.

White male, a white,

a white man, or released without bail.

Philadelphia man exonerated after decades.

This is very funny.

Philadelphia man exonerated after decades in prison, gunned down at funeral.

Jesus Christ.

Damn.

That's horrible.

Yeah.

Gunned down.

Oh, man.

Suffered gunshot wounds to the head.

Wow.

That sucks.

What happened to the funny headlines?

Yeah.

Why is it all just shit that's going to...

You find good funny ones for the monologue.

Do we have the bull semen one?

His stuff that's going to bait me into deadpanning a racist joke that you ignore because you're responding to text messages.

I'm not.

I'm not on the phone, bro.

DA sees enough fentanyl to kill every American.

Hospital rooms for celebs with their VIPs under scrutiny.

Why?

Alright.

How do you want to use ERs favor the rich?

Okay, well that's going to do it.

You're trying to get a ride home.

No, I don't.

I'm not.

My ride's not.

Here he's going to be here for a while.

I want to talk about Sam Bankman Freed and his girlfriend's sex.

Okay, then.

Pull it up.

You can do your Google.

Apparently, they were into Chinese harem polyamory.

What does that mean?

Well, that's what I mean.

How is that different than regular polyamory?

They're ugly people having sex.

That's polyamory.

Yeah.

I told you that.

God damn.

Now I'm looking at her.

She really is fucking truly just dog shit hideous.

I mean, she is just.

What's her name, Christina?

Something like that.

Christina Dog shit.

Christina.

Caroline Ellison.

Sam Bankman Fried's ex.

Caroline Ellison made a foray into Chinese harem polyamory.

I'm Googling Caroline Dog shit, and if she comes up.

She penned graphic blog posts about polyamory and masochism before the implosion of FTX.

Ellison, who dated FTX founder Sam Bankman-Fried, wrote candidly about her foray into polyamory in a now-deleted Tumblr account in February 2020.

I just want to see

what those freaks were doing.

When I first started my foray into poly.

Oh my god, now I'm looking at a picture of her and reading this simultaneous.

When I first started my foray into poly, I thought of it as a radical break from my trad past.

But TBH, I've come to decide that only acceptable style of poly is best characterized as something like Imperial Chinese harem.

None of this non-hierarchical bullshit.

Everyone should have a ranking of their partners.

People should know where they fall in the ranking, and there should be a vicious power struggle for the higher ranks.

I'm not even like one of these that is psycho, bro.

Not even one of these like guillotine fucking Marxist guys, but she really should have her head cut off.

She should be shot.

If only because that head should not be on a body,

it should just, it shouldn't.

Her little jack-o'-lantern head.

God damn.

Oh my gosh.

Imagine, just look at a picture of this girl.

I'm going to read you this sentence.

Look, I'll tell you what.

At least neither of the two of them need to worry about being raped in prison.

That's true.

I can tell you that.

No one's that crazy.

I hope Sam beats the case.

I hope Teflon Sam beats the case.

Yeah.

And I hope she gets solitary.

I hope his defense is he did it because he was sad about the rising tide of anti-Semitism in America, and he's let off.

I hope that they put her in the magneto prison from X-Men.

I'm less hedonistic and more masochistic.

I get a lot of pleasure from doing things that are hard, unpleasant, physically taxing, or emotionally painful.

The kinky CEO alleged.

Jesus Christ, man.

Yeah.

No, she's.

And it's like, it's, it's, it's, it's.

Because mathematically, she's not like, she's, she's not.

I mean, she's just an ugly girl.

Yeah.

I'm sure you could find women that are uglier than you.

Yeah, of course.

But something about it, she's got this, like, you know how, like, sometimes like a very plain looking woman will be like, you're like, what?

Why the fuck?

She's got some.

Yeah.

There's something.

Yeah.

She has.

She has got the reverse of that she's got like the negative there is something about her that she's got a dark energy yeah a dark energy that makes her disgusting disgusting

born too late to have 10 kids born too soon to have four-dimensional upload orgies that is disgusting yeah

yeah i just want to see like an elephant just like kind of just you know you know the videos of the firemen during the civil rights movement using the hoses on the protesters and they kind of just get swept along the street It is really crazy.

I want to see an elephant just doing that with its ass to this woman, just spraying diarrhea at her until she goes away.

She falls off a cliff.

Just elephant diarrhea hose that takes her

right off the face of the earth.

Look at this.

She talks about how she likes to get domed, and then you look at a picture of Sam Bay.

They made some poor graphic designer draw this bitch.

Let me see.

They had somebody to

I'm glad we're talking about this.

What?

Jesus Christ.

Imagine this guy throwing up all over his iPad.

She talks about how she likes men to have sufficient strength to overpower you, controlling most major and controlling most major world governments.

It's disgusting.

Yeah.

Yeah, she's spatial reasoning abilities, low risk aversion.

Yeah, she's this is

this is this is gross.

Are we gonna hear what her voice sounds like?

I don't know.

I'm looking for it.

I'd like to hear it.

You wanted to bring.

You were ignorant.

What if she has a sexy voice?

What are we doing?

In the last segment.

I wasn't ignoring you, dude.

So you could bring this up.

I was trying to find this sex stuff.

These nerds having doing

who's this Gary Wang guy?

I also like that this whole company is just like a community college lunchroom.

It's just like the biggest nerds in the world.

Like, it's like fully.

It's like Magic the Gathering.

Who's this other guy?

Yeah, this Gary Wang guy.

No,

he was in the company, too.

Yeah, Gary Wang, Chinese entrepreneur.

He's also,

but yeah, it's let me see a pic of him.

Yeah.

This is very.

Yeah, there's like another guy that looks like Toby from Degrassi.

What is Sam?

I've never heard what Sam sounds like.

Dude, headlines are so funny.

FTX Bros Orgy-loving Gal Pal.

These people are hilarious.

Yeah.

People are trying to spin it that their Sam Bank McFreed was the biggest Democratic Party donor.

They're trying to say that he was like

a Trump guy.

Was he?

No, yeah.

The Democrats don't ever do anything wrong, ever.

Yeah, Yeah, yeah, he was he was he was a huge MAGA.

Mm-hmm.

It was cool that he was in the Bahamas.

Before they caught him.

Perfect.

This is uh a reaction video, I guess.

To what?

I don't know.

Watching the FTX sex tape.

Let's see, I'm gonna go on porn.

What's the porn hub?

There's a porn hub video?

No, this looks like a...

No.

No, I'm not seeing it.

Sorry.

Alright.

Oh, I found it.

I found her.

Caroline Ellison nude.

Daron?

He's very little math.

He's a lot of elementary school math.

Being comfortable with risk is very important.

We tend not to have things like stop losses.

I think those aren't necessarily a great risk management tool.

Trying to think of a good example of a

trade where I've lost a ton of money.

Well, I don't know.

I probably don't want to go into specifics too much with that.

Got her.

They got her.

God, Caroline Edison, who was closely interlinked with FTX and was the head of Alambda Research.

Let's listen.

Being open to whatever happened, I think, like every week or so,

something like weirder than the previous week would happen.

And I was like, okay, I was like, I just like mentally, you know, adjusted myself to, you know, okay, we're farming comp.

And then it's like, oh, now we're farming these things that are like foods.

And then now we're farming these like whatever weird like meta food things.

I don't know.

Yeah, I feel like I did manage to get

away from my initial skepticism and of embracing the mindset of like, great, gonna like go out and look for like whatever, like, the weirdest, dumbest thing people are talking about today.

And like, that's gonna be the thing I'm working on today.

So, there you have it, Caroline Edison, the sex god of the earth.

Take a quick list.

I don't understand what that is, but

I now kind of

this is funny.

He has very little mouth.

He has a lot of elementary schools.

They put her in that meme with

the

guys,

the six guys, you know, in their underpants staring at a girl.

This one's much better.

Is Hunter Biden fucking her?

Dude, I love it.

Damn, they're getting flamed, these people.

Honestly, I think she's kind of fire.

I would love it if Hunter Biden fucked Sam Brinkman Freed

Sam Brinkman Fried Friedland.

Sam Brinkland.

No.

Yeah.

No.

Yes.

No, that's not his name.

Come on, bro.

This lady sucks.

Anyway, guys,

I think I would fuck her.

All right, well, that's going to do it for today.

That's going to do it for today.

All right.

Happy holidays, folks.

Happy Hanukkah.

Merry Christmas.

Happy Kwanzaa.

And as always, guys, see your families.

Be nice to your families.

Family is important.

It's been a great year.

Thanks Thanks for a great year, guys.

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