Ep. 307 – Better Late than On Time

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As I'm sure all of you are aware already,

you know, I mean, we'll talk about it, but

Stav killed himself this week, and so we'd like to just

obviously this is going to be the last episode.

I mean, I think we should keep going.

Yeah, I mean, we will.

But I think that's the thing.

I'm saying I think this should be the last episode.

And we'd like to

adapt.

What the fuck is wrong with my head?

Adoda Kate.

Adota Kate.

I'd like to adotecade.

I'd like to adoticate this message to Mento Hef.

Yeah.

We've got to be talking about Menta Hef.

Because

when I wrote Donda 7, when Donda 7 was on the way out,

I said, I love the way it says his mom's name.

Donda.

Donda?

Donda.

Yeah.

Also, he's got a weird name.

The guy in the documentary, he's like, Kaiye.

Yeah.

The emphasis is on the sex.

When you write a song,

when you write a song,

you're not thinking about the music, you're thinking about

the way the language is related to your subconscious.

Yeah, he's got, I mean, he has like a weird accent.

Yeah.

I don't know what it is.

What's Kai?

Kaye's got like a weird accent, right?

I don't think.

Sorry, I'm like, guys, I was having the gentrified urge to open the third coffee shop on the same block in Brooklyn.

When you have the gentrified urge to open the third coffee shop

on the same block in Bushwick,

it's the same.

Let's just go.

I'm going to do Kanye reading.

Kanye reading Indian's tweets.

I think it's just like a little mentally ill, a little gay.

You know, hi.

Ian,

Ian Fidance.

What's his Twitter?

Ian Animal.

Ian Animal.

Awful pun.

Doesn't make any sense.

Ian Animal69 for anyone.

Ianimal.

And you're going to want to go check out.

You know, it only makes sense if you have like a fucking mid-Atlantic guy.

Animal.

Animal.

Yeah, my name's Ian.

I'm Ian.

When you post a picture yesterday with someone,

that someone is Dave Chappelle, and we stand together as comics.

But I do not agree with him on transgender issues.

Wait, it's so funny.

Yeah, I'm trying to do Kanye

if he had all of Ian's thoughts.

I see.

But a seeker like him isn't done evolving.

Please see the thread for my full apology.

Thank you.

Oh, that's he was making fun of me.

In the gentrified urge tweet, which is so beautiful, everyone is all the boys, and thank you to all the boys are being like, This is this is your, you know, this is the best tweet I've ever seen in my life.

Go ahead and listen.

If you haven't retweeted that tweet, just go ahead and go ahead and do it.

I want to get into

150,000 likes.

Let's get it viral, baby.

When you have the gentrified urge, when you have the gentrified urge, what's Kanji sound like?

I don't know.

So, anyway, but he is literally just responding to every single one.

That's awesome.

You know what?

I'm going to let you.

You just retweeted it, Adam.

I'm going to let it breathe for a couple of days and then I'm going to retweet it to kind of.

I retweeted it today.

Stop doing it.

I'll give it a couple days.

Give it four days.

Four days.

And guys, if you're listening to this,

go look it up.

He tweeted it on

January 14th, 2022.

A moment in Twitter history.

And it's Ian fight 90-day Fidancé, 90-day Fidance.

The tweet is the gentrified urge to open the third coffee shop on one block.

Comedy just doesn't get cleaner and more concise.

It was at 4.42 p.m.

on January 14th.

Twitter for iPhone.

You know, I'm like, am I living in another timeline?

The pandemic started in 2020.

How the fuck are people saying three years of a pandemic?

Mm-hmm.

Does that sound like Connie?

Not really.

What does he sound like?

You got a little something there.

You got a little piece of it, but I don't know exactly what he's doing.

How am I so dumb?

Oh, this is just somebody else.

This is just people responding.

I'm Ian and I'm gay.

My name is Kanye, and I'm Ian Fidance, and I'm gay.

I'm gay, and I'm Obama.

Someone did it.

Is there a more perfect show than 30 Rock?

Unfuckwithable.

Yeah, it's a good show.

He's right about that.

He's right.

It's good.

LOL Chris Brown beat the shit out of Rihanna in 2009 and won a Grammy three years later.

Save the crocodile two years ago from Louis C.K.

You're going a little like

a little southern.

He is

southern, though.

No, he's from Chicago.

Well, all black people are southern, dude.

No, no, I don't think he.

Isn't his dad from like southern Maryland?

His dad opened an oxygen bar in like Charles County or some shit.

Did he?

Or Calvert County.

Yeah, I swear to God.

Entrepreneur.

Something really strange.

But

where a lot of

the black, I think, like mid-Atlantic accent comes from is people from like South Carolina

moving to the mid-Atlantic.

Sure, but still, you went a little

too much.

When you poo in your pants,

if you make poo in your pants,

then you've done doo-doo.

You made yourself a doo-doo.

You done do-do yourself.

You've do-dooed yourself.

You've done do-doo yourself, boy.

You've become a done-doo-doo gentleman.

Don't done do-do-do gentlemen.

Crocodile.

Everybody's talking about crocodile done D, but how about Crocodile Dundo?

How about Crocodile Doo-Doo?

How about Crocodile Dun Doo-Doo when he's going doo-doo in his pants?

Because he's scared of the alligator, Joe Rogan.

That ain't no shit.

This is shit.

Because he's scared of the alligator, Joe Rogan.

And that's

with the latest album, Donedu 19,

I was thinking if I met.

Which you can only play on a Nintendo DS.

It has to be played.

You got to get an automatic litter box and then put the CD in the side and the sounds it makes when it breaks.

That's the album.

It only plays on the Zoji Rushi Rice Cooker when it's done cooking.

What if you spent thousands of dollars on appliances and it still didn't bring your mom back?

That's what I was thinking about when I did this.

I said, if I met an alligator, I would do do in my pants myself.

I would done doo-doo.

I would be crocodile.

Ian has it.

Well, go ahead.

No, it's not funny enough.

They have the aboriginal.

You're going to have to give us something.

They have the aboriginal people.

This is good.

That's an interesting thing.

Girls are like,

why don't I say original people?

This is is good.

This is him retweeting himself from December.

A long December.

It's not just December.

And there's a reason 2019.

2019.

Maybe this is

the first tweet.

Girls are like cats.

Give them too much attention and they'll run away, but ignore them just enough and they'll show you their butthole.

That was very good, man.

It's not a bad tweet.

Really awesome to retweet it three years later for no real reason.

He just can't give himself, he can't even just take a rare dub.

He has to be like, I need 40 more likes on this.

Damn, I need some water.

We had a very salty lunch.

We had sushi.

We had fucking miso soup.

Ian finance on TikTok.

Bye.

No, everyone's bi.

No, no, no, honey.

Every girl is bi.

Fucking guys are not bi, okay?

Girls will get drunk at a party and be like, oh my god, we made out.

It was crazy.

If I make out with this guy at a party, we are no longer friends.

Okay?

He's being very biphobic for a bomb.

So I thought it would be fun to use this as if I was on a dating show.

You got the full experience, folks.

You watch TikTok at home, and now you can watch TikTok on the show.

Yeah, you can listen to it.

You can listen to TikTok.

By the way, my TikTok is the algorithm works.

My shit is all girls with huge tits.

Really?

Just nothing else.

It's awesome.

They know what you like.

They really, though.

The Chinese have us figured out.

I'd let Trump dig up my grandmother and grab her by the pussy if it lowered the gas prices.

Is that Ian?

Yep.

No.

He didn't just tweet that.

Yeah, 326.34.

Trump?

Grab her by by the pussy.

He's not even the president.

And climate change, don't get me started.

Oh, fuck.

That's so awesome.

That's a good one.

That's an awesome.

That might be better than the gentrified urge.

No, it's not.

You're right.

The gentrified urge is

incredible.

Buy a whisker.

But throw it in, grab her by the pussy,

March 2022.

This is funny with the Grammy thing about Lucy Kate and the Crocodile Tears.

I didn't realize that was a tweet thread that goes on.

Oh, nice.

Hey, morons of Twitter, Chris Brown physically assaulted Rihanna, didn't spend a day in jail, got probation, broke, it didn't face cons

okay.

What did that have to do?

Louis pulled his dick out and was a creepy pervert, never even clutches their pearls, and thinks he should be banished from society forever.

Nothing will ever be good enough to make up for.

We don't care about Louis.

And you can't even name the woman he quote-unquote abused.

This I can't Michelle Obama.

You can't name her?

You don't care about that.

What is that?

I mean, literally, like, quite literally, like, if there's a sexual assault allegation, you shouldn't name the person.

Remember when Ian was like, remember when Ian was like, there's a real good documentary about the Michael Brown case that was made by black leaders.

Black leaders.

And he listed off.

It was.

It was just nothing but

classic black conservatives that were just like, it was awesome.

It was what's it?

He just.

Thomas Sowell, uh uh samuel jackson from django uh

candace owens darth vader yeah yeah

yeah it was he was like a bunch of black leaders

doesn't want you to know the truth about mike brown

it's like his politics are so awesome they rock he's doing a bit where he's shitting on bi people as a as a bisexual as one of the most bisexual person ever actually i think it's not most

yeah the thing is, is like, you know, like

people say, like, oh, like a woman can be by, but if a guy is a bi, then they're just fucking gay.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

And the thing is, is like, the reason people say that is because of guys like Ian.

Right.

You know?

Yeah.

Instead of being so biphobic, you should just be, you should be out there being less gay.

This is great.

This is great.

It's a quote suite of someone saying, at Ian Animal69.

Saw you outside the Montrose stop the other day.

Just wanted to let you know that you you were looking nice.

So then Ian says, thank you.

And next time, say hi instead of observing me from afar and tweeting about it days later.

Crazy face.

Oh, man.

Observing me.

You're listening to the Ian podcast, bro.

You're listening to us thinking about our friend Ian.

The Ian podcast fightance.

Oh, they just solved the Zodak killer on Nashville.

Yeah, we're watching TV right now.

He made this an animated gif.

It's him just pointing at the the camera and holding it.

That's awesome.

It could just be a regular photo.

It could be a picture.

He does nothing.

For no reason.

Why is it a gift?

He made this a gift.

In fact, it's confusing as a gift.

Why is that a gift?

Is something going to happen?

He had retweeted this post.

It's just a picture of Tody Soprano.

And it says, you wake up as Tody Soprano.

What do you do?

Hell yeah.

Yeah, this is here we go.

I will say, okay, this is.

Wow, this is insane.

They arrested Will Smith today in Los Angeles.

Hashtag Will Smith, Will, and Chris.

JK, y'all, you just got danced.

Happy April Fools.

Oh, my goodness.

Who fell for me?

And he says, okay, what the fuck?

I thought this was a pick.

Why is it a jip?

How did you accidentally make an animated jib?

I don't know how to make one of these.

I know.

It's awesome.

It's also like being the guy who sends fake links on April Fool's Day.

It's like, come on, man.

He's in a rick role.

Oh, I love him so much.

I know.

I wish he was here because I do want to just...

I want him to...

I want him to defend himself.

Exactly.

This is unfair.

We just dial him in.

Yeah.

I've missed all his guest appearance because he's been filling in for me, unfortunately.

Yeah.

Oh, shit.

Nash Bridges is giving the Zodiac Killer his gun.

I love Nash Bridges, dude.

Yeah, it's a good show.

You got Cheech.

Cheech hanging out.

Cheech is a fucking awesome day.

One more doesn't mean anything to me.

It should.

Blast his ass, Nash.

Oh, this is good.

Conflicts with Russia, question mark.

Sheesh, why are we pooting up with this, folks?

Oh, come on.

It's Ian retweeting a compliment on his joke from Lil Miss B.

I can't stop laughing.

It's so wrong and perfect.

The LOL Will Smith will take

let his wife take a break and you can't take a drink.

It's so wrong and perfect.

It's so wrong and perfect.

Ian's tweets are like a little piece of dark chocolate for the fattest secretary you've ever seen.

I love him.

It's so wrong and so fucking perfect.

I would say that's all of Ian's writing.

Yeah, all LOL at the idea that Chris Rock made fun of somebody with a disability for being bald.

If that's true, I'm very quickly becoming disabled.

Oh,

boy.

You are, Ian.

My dad would like that.

He would.

That's Bill Maher writing at Bill Maher level.

Yeah.

That would be awesome if Ian started writing for Bill Maher.

I actually just quit my job.

My last day was two days ago.

No shit.

Hell yeah.

What work did you do?

I was the store manager at Sunglasset.

Fucking dude.

That ruled.

I was the store manager at sunglass.

Hell yeah, dude.

That's awesome.

He's so nice.

He's so nice.

Oh, my God.

What do you do for work?

I actually just quit myself in my last service two days ago.

Fuck you, dude.

That's so cool.

You use some manager sunglasses.

That's awesome.

Fuck yeah.

That's awesome.

He's so nice.

That's so nice.

I would prefer mana.

god.

Fuck yeah.

It gets heavier every time.

And it gets better every time.

Oh, my stomach hurts.

Oh my god.

Fuck yeah, dude.

That's really really good stuff

Fuck yeah

oh fuck my stomach

Oh fucking Ian

just an awesome guy You're gonna have an awesome time around Ian

That lady was smiling all day after I was so happy She got to talk to the comic

oh my god

I'm on vacation she was talking like she was in an Oprah in an Oprah audience I'm on vacation.

Fuck yeah, dude.

Fuck yeah, dude.

That rules.

Manager and sunglasses, dude.

I'm trying to get me some Oakleys.

I'm a bunch of wraparounds.

Fuck yeah, dude.

Oh, God.

There goes Monk.

You guys ever watch Monk?

Yeah, dude.

Shaloub with Big Shaloub?

Dude, Shaloub, you can fuck my bitch.

Would you let Tony Shaloub fuck your bitch?

I think probably.

This is a good one.

His musical notes got in one little fight at the Oscars and the world got scared.

Now that is a fucking masterpiece.

That is a fucking masterpiece right there.

Somebody just replied, I prefer to fight with pen and legislation.

Pen and legislation.

Oh, fuck.

What a little fight if the Oscars and the world got scared.

Doesn't even stream.

He starts off with a joke that's already bombing, and then he makes it worse because he tries to make it a society thing.

It's always like, knock, knock, who's there?

Orange.

And it's like, orange who.

And he's like,

Aren't you glad it took 20 years to get out of Afghanistan?

Baba booey.

Bing bing-a-ling-ding-ding-long.

Ding-long.

Yeah, what's happening, man?

Bonk, bonk.

You know,

weapons of mass destruction.

I don't see any.

Okay, all right.

Here's a good one.

Code tweet.

So this is a bill to make daylight savings permanent has passed the U.S.

Senate.

It's not Cousaire.

Not

the weapons of mass destruction because they don't exist.

You're right, right.

That's good.

Yeah.

Give me it, Adam.

All right, so this.

Okay, first of all, getting rid of daylight savings is a great idea.

It's stupid.

It's stupid when shit gets dark at four.

Whatever.

So breaking, a bill to make daylight savings permanent just passed the U.S.

Senate.

Ian's quote tweet: U.S.

citizens,

can you erase student debt, give us health insurance, make sure we don't go to World War III, or at least lower the price of gas?

U.S.

government, no, but we can do this to prove that time isn't real.

To prove that time isn't real i don't get that that's awesome

uh

i love him dude

fuck yeah dude

everyone go buy some merch off ian's website go buy merch you see uh vermont ian and uh

he already already did that april 1st oh yeah

That's already we'll we'll just plug Ian states we'll make up for it

make up for it by plugging Ian states

I was a manager at a sunglass side.

Fuck yeah, dude.

Fuck yeah, dude.

That rules.

He's such a like purely good human being, too.

Oh, fuck, dude.

Yeah,

I gotta find it again.

I gotta watch it one more time.

Just one more, dude.

Just once more, please.

One more time.

Oh, hell yeah.

we're back to the jj the this

this commercial where they have him with the weirdest green screen background you ever see him do stand-up no i never have that was a guy i remember when i was like young comic that was a guy that would come to your shitty club yeah irwin would book him yeah and you'd be like wow yeah

like in your mind because like the celebrity is just one sphere.

Yeah.

So that's like, to me as a retarded young man,

that was no different than if they were like, We have Bruce Willis coming, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Which, by the way, shout out to Bruce.

Something's fucked up with his head top.

I can't remember.

And we're praying for you, big Brucey.

Thank you for all the years of meditation.

What do you do for work?

I actually just quit my job.

My last day was two days ago.

No shit.

No shit.

Hell yeah.

What work did you do?

I was before Mandress.

Fuck, that's awful.

That rule.

I remember being in a new book.

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And so I met the Cushy Dream.

I know this is not a Cushy Dreams read, but I met the Cushy Dreams guy.

He's the guy that said that I tanked his business.

No, no, no, that was his brother.

But the other two guys, the two guys that you met.

Oh, and what were we in Phoenix?

No, they were at the Stan.

They were in town.

Oh, they were in town.

And I don't know how it is, but there's a way that fucking only people that are in the weed business know how to wear a bandana and

a fitted hat.

It's like a specific

kind of

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Yeah, but then they also have the bandana that I've only seen we'd gotta kind of an X-Games like moto cross look.

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Fuck yeah, dude.

Yeah, dude.

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The bitch-ass Lakers are out of it.

All their fans are gay.

What's it called, Adam, or did you shoot things diagonally?

Like the movie Wanted?

Yeah, what is that called?

I don't know, bullet bending,

something like tilted or something.

Yeah, they do that.

Nash Bridges would do that a lot.

It's always

at an angle.

Yeah.

Well, because they're in San Francisco.

Yeah, everything is.

To show that it's downhill.

Yeah.

Now that's a good directing.

Yeah.

Yeah.

That's really my memory of this show.

This is Don Johnson being like, I'm still a piece of ass.

Yeah, I mean, he is.

He's still now.

He's probably like 85 years old, and he looks better than I do.

Yeah, dude.

Even his daughter is also hot.

On Eastbound bounding down, he was looking good back then, too.

His daughter's all right.

Stop.

Have you seen Dead Bang?

I haven't.

You should watch that, dude.

That movie is amazing.

I should.

We've had this conversation.

I always, I'm like, I'm going to watch it.

I never do.

Yeah, I was blown away.

I thought it was going to be a piece of shit.

Yeah.

And

what is it?

Is it Frankenheimer?

It's Frankenheimer.

I think it is.

Yeah.

Yeah.

The trailer made it look like it was.

Yeah.

That actually had big tits.

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That guy's an actor.

Yeah, yeah.

Yeah.

Wait, what is he in?

I don't know.

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That's Justin Guarini, I think.

He does have a good-type look.

He's got the green eyes.

He's light-skinned.

Don Johnson.

Yeah, look at this.

Look how dated this intro is.

I know.

This was like everything.

I remember this looking like new as shit.

Oh, yeah, yeah.

When I was a kid, I was like, damn, everything's going to look like this in the future.

I respect Don Johnson being like, yeah, let me just do old version of Miami Vice.

Dude, you know, they're bringing Nash Bridges back, right?

With him?

Yes.

That's awesome.

She was like, I always loved the character.

He just won a bunch of money in a lawsuit, too.

For what?

He owned like half of the Louis C.K.

jacked off for it.

And you know what?

Save your crocodile tears because Chris Brown also beat the shit out of it.

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Chris Brown beat Rhyo.

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I don't know.

Turd Kressler.

We can look it up.

Leo's big score.

Eric Turd Kressler.

Anyway, listen, I'm in Toronto this weekend.

The tour for me is finally ending.

I'm fucking tired.

The road is sucking my dick.

But we've got a couple big dates left before I take a whole summer sabbatical.

Toronto this weekend, Providence the 28th through the 30th, Washington, D.C., the 12th through the 15th, and then Philadelphia, the 16th through the 18th.

For some reason.

Oh, and San Diego.

San Diego, the 19th through the 20th.

The 22nd.

Ian will be there.

He will be saying, fuck yeah, dude.

People have been asking me about t-shirts.

The merch is going to drop at some point in the next two weeks.

Keep an eye out.

It's going to be on

a website, adamfreeland.com, probably.

Le Jackpot de Leo is what

Google calls this episode Leo's big score.

I don't know why.

And also subscribe to my YouTube channel.

I am dropping my special there in May.

I still have to tweak a couple things so I don't have the exact final date, but it's happening for sure in May.

I promise.

I've promised a hundred times it's actually happening.

Probably middle of May.

Oh, it's Robert Richard.

It's him.

That's him.

Yeah, yeah, Leo.

What else has he been in?

He has been in Coach Carter.

Yup, yes.

Yes.

Wait,

that's where he taught him how to play the game, but he also taught him how to play the game of life.

Right.

House of Wax.

I don't remember.

Cousin Skeeter, of course.

Yeah.

Famously on the show Cousin Skeeter.

Yep.

Oh, One on One.

Something called California.

You ever watch One on One on UPN?

That's where I know Michael.

I thought his name was Michael Glue.

No.

Okay.

Well, who is Michael Glue?

I don't know.

One on One was awesome.

It was supposedly set in Baltimore.

It was one of those UPN shows.

That show really bothered me.

I loved it.

I thought the daughter was hot.

I think it was just like it was at a time in my life where I think I like when I was younger than that, I was like, every show is good because it's on TV.

Right.

And if it's on TV, then they're right and I'm wrong.

I think that's still right.

And then when I saw that, I was like, I'm not laughing at it.

It didn't make me laugh.

I wanted to fuck the daughter.

She was hot.

Well, who the fuck is Michael Glue?

This guy.

You know who Robert Richard is, guys?

There's a white version of him who's evil in every movie.

There's a guy that looks just like this guy, Microsoft Most Valuable Professional Business Applications, Michael Glue from Canada.

I don't think that's it.

I was confusing the two of them.

Robert Richard is in a

MX365 business central developer since 2001, beginning with Navison 2.60.

That's probably

kind of like Jim Norton.

He does.

So maybe I was confusing Jim Norton with Michael Glue.

Right, right.

And then

I guess I thought the other guy was Patricia Norton.

We should watch this movie.

It's called Chocolate City Colin Vegas, but it looks like it is.

Okay.

Chocolate, that's the Adam Friedland asshole.

It is like a Adam Friedland story.

It's about...

So it's like a black version of Magic Mike, right?

So

in this one, the exotic dancers

black chick Mike.

The dancers from Chocolate City get back together for a trip to Vegas at a chance at $500,000 in prize money to save the nightclub from foreclosure.

That's all.

They decide to enter a national stripper competition.

They must travel to Vegas to try their luck at winning.

And there's also this guy, Michael Glue from Cheltenham, England.

Oh, that's pretty cool.

My name is Michael Glue.

I'm single.

I'm 26 years old.

I'm fucking dying over here.

I'll be right back.

You are cute, Segret.

I love this video.

Michael Jai White is in this movie and Vivigay Fox.

I love your voice.

And Belle B from the Spice Girls.

This is a great cast.

That is a good cast.

Oh, this guy, Keith Carlos.

I just wanted to say thank you so much for your support.

I'm here with Casper from the band.

We're at the airport in Paris.

So, we're on our way to LA now, and hopefully, we'll be on our way to Brazil sometime.

That will be so cool.

Bye.

What is that?

I don't know, Sigrid Brazil.

Fonte Brasilera, Sobre Contora, y Compositora, Nuruguesa Sigrid.

So

she's some British singer.

That's pretty cool.

What is this?

I don't know, some Brazilian.

I hope he gets sued by.

This is an awesome cup, dude.

That's pretty good.

You know, Dave...

I forget, is it Wright, I think?

He's a Greek guy.

Magic Wright.

That's been listening to the show forever.

A Greek guy?

Some Greek guy that does real estate.

He's been writing the show since it started.

Huh?

I don't know.

Some guy.

He got you this mug?

He sent it to me, yeah.

Oh, that's nice.

Dave Wright, I think his name is.

I forget his name.

Not his Greek name.

We used to talk more.

I think

maybe his.

Writesopoulos?

Yeah.

Writes a bunch of child porn.

No, we don't do that.

Yeah.

What do you mean, write it?

Yeah.

So, if you're describing it in like a novelized fashion, Lolita's not poor.

Dude, I want to see this movie as much as a good book.

Chocolate City colon pen.

Dude, that's just.

This sucks.

That shit made me feel weird, dude.

Yeah, who is this bitch?

This is the worst music I've ever heard, honestly.

This is like truly offensive.

And this was on The Late Show with the fat British guy.

James Corden.

James, yeah, James Marshmallow.

James Corden,

who is, by the way,

the host of Cometown, he's our favorite late-night host.

Who is Segrid?

Who is Segrid?

Segrid?

Segrid.

Like, Cigarette?

I don't understand.

I mean, is music as bad as comedy?

Probably.

Okay.

No, I mean,

it's not even close.

Damn, I'm having trouble breathing.

Music is awesome, dude.

Music is like my life.

You're right.

There was a lot of salt in that fucking song.

Dude, this is just making me feel bad.

I want to throw up.

This is what I get for not getting a bodega sandwich.

I'm never not getting a bodega sandwich for lunch ever again.

I'm moving at the speed of the bag.

No, it's suck dick garage.

It's bad, dude.

It's CIA PC.

Okay, I like this one.

Hey, only because it's got like K-pop vibes.

Yeah, exactly.

Hey.

Should I try and enroll in K-pop Idol School?

Yes.

You think they'll take that?

Dude, I'm trying to go over to Korea and be the Michael McDonald of K-pop.

That would be so awesome.

I would just have Korean barbecue for every meal.

I'd die in like four weeks or so.

Man, they put you on that crazy diet.

They get you so much plastic surgery, too.

I would look like handsome Squidward.

You look like a gorgeous squid.

No, I would have a big chin.

Squidward.

I would look like handsome Squidward.

The Bogdanovich twins.

Yes, exactly.

Yeah, they're dead, right?

The Buddha Cheeks of Vich Twins.

They're dead?

Yeah, they both died together.

They both died together.

Dude, that's beautiful.

Yeah.

That's the kind of.

That's how much they love each other.

Yeah, because no woman could ever love them like they loved each other.

They probably hated having sex with women.

Oh, my God.

How could you be the perfect man and then demean yourself by having sex with a normal woman?

That's such a good question.

That's a really great question.

Those poor fellows.

To even have to talk to women.

Anyways, I guess it's back to Ian's Twitter.

Okay, let's go back to the.

Oh boy, I'm sleepy.

We don't have to go back to Ian's Twitter.

We don't even have the fucking...

Alright, I guess I'll keep looking at Segrid's Twitter.

Trying to figure out who this is.

What the hell is this?

I'm red-pilled, I'm blue-pilled, I'm black-pilled.

Hey, gang, I'm addicted to pills.

That's pretty good.

This tweet is based on it's pretty good.

Should I move to Scandinavia and be the Michael McDonald of K-pop?

Yeah, yeah.

100%.

Well, you got a floor for me.

Sneak a couple in.

You can always sneak sneak a couple in.

I do want to go back to Korea.

I only went that one time.

No, man, chill.

What?

You know what?

What?

I wouldn't call that one a sneak.

It's not really a sneak.

No, stop trying to sneak them up.

Well, I didn't hear it, and that's fine.

As long as I didn't hear it.

stop doing it.

Damn, she's hot.

Beverly Johnson.

Secret.

I don't know Secret.

I don't give a fuck about that, bitch.

And Secrets, you've got a new single coming out.

Is she hot?

She's pretty.

She's not as hot as Kyla Pratt.

She's very pretty, but...

From the show from UPN's One-on-One.

Sometimes I'll like knock her on.

Oh, she was also on Dr.

Doolittle.

Who it's Secret?

I don't know, Kyla Price.

I'll knock people points down if they're just hot, like, like they're the standard issue hot of their ethnicity.

She's lovely.

You know what I mean?

Who's Secret?

Yeah,

I'm falling in love with her.

You already have a

girlfriend?

No.

I said a single dick.

Secret is hot.

She's not that hot.

She kind of looks weird.

She looks like a real person.

She's a fucking disgusting piece of pizza.

She looks like a real person.

I don't know why women do that.

What?

They post pictures of themselves eating the worst slice slice of pizza I've ever seen.

Yeah, you were complaining about Chelsea Manning on Sunday, which will come out soon.

Yeah, the Sunday episode, Nick, really goes in on Chelsea Manning's first post after jail.

I guess she looks like a regular bitch, which you know what?

That means...

That's nice.

But here's the thing.

If you look regular, then you get to.

But she's not regular.

She's a famous person.

Right.

So you'd have to put up with.

She's like a regular person.

You'd have to put up with all of the...

Look.

And she's not good enough at singing to look like.

See Grid, if you're listening, we've already decided we're not dating you.

Siegrid, we're not I mean listen hold on I'll let you suck me off

a couple times even but no I don't want to release

I would treat you so good

here's what I would do I'd invite you everybody

and then I'd explain Ian finance to you and then I'd say you know what I just got to show you and I'd play the video and you'd watch me sit here cackling at the Sunglasses Hut crowd work video for hours then we'd watch Natch Bridges until my dick gets even softer than it was when you arrived.

What you don't realize is like this is like the Ed Trader show is like a Baltimore hipster show.

And then they booked this guy Tom Myers.

Is this Sigrid?

Opposition

let's work on it.

Yeah, I don't know.

It's just European enough that it makes me feel like it's like a fake thing.

I'm not interested in Sigrid.

Yeah, well, it's like the music and all of it,

it's like fake music that's created for like The Sims or some other alternate reality where like this is a popular music.

She doesn't even sound like she's saying English.

That's right.

Wow.

She's with.

But now I'm kind of hooked on the idea of being the.

Does Sigrid have a boyfriend?

I don't know.

If you ask that question again, I'm going to spin kick your head off.

Do you really want to fuck Sigrid that bad, dude?

No, I just think she's nice.

Shut up.

She just looks like a nice person.

She doesn't look nice.

She looks like a standard-issue Danish type bitch.

Honestly, she's not that hot.

Or Norwegian, whatever the fuck is she.

Compared to the pussy that we get, the three of us, she's nothing.

Oh, she's kissing someone.

She's a fucking fucking slut.

Nikolai.

Nikolai Shermer.

Oh, my God.

Now I clicked on his profile.

He's doing aggressive skiing.

Your voice sucks.

You're ugly.

Fuck you.

I hate you.

Oh, Adam scorned.

Nikolai.

Look at this guy.

He's so extreme at skiing.

Damn, I want to cut this guy's head off with a fucking katana.

You want to kill Nikolai?

I've never seen him, but if I could eviscerate this man, you want to kill Nikolai for having sex with

Sigma.

Soak the slopes of Norway with his fucking blood.

Yeah,

and then have a nice big fucking reindeer pie afterwards.

I would honestly love to go on just a massive killing spree through Scandinavia.

I don't want to go there.

I'm going to go to the next thing.

Imagine a kill dozer, but it's got chains with blades on the end that fly around like a helicopter.

Yeah, yeah.

Like a ground.

Yeah, go to the hospital, bitch.

You get free fucking medicine.

Why don't you use it?

Yeah.

Fucking cunt.

That's the kind of shit I would love.

That place seems like, you know, like it would be pretty, but it's.

It's only when we find out this girl's 12.

That's a great point.

She's very likely underage.

This is just a 12-year-old.

You're talking about letting her Zug in the bank.

I'm like, I want to kill her boyfriend.

Hold on, let's see how old this bitch is.

Oh, okay.

96.

We're good.

Oh, my God.

She's too old.

She's fucking an old bitch.

Oh, Sigurd

Rob himself.

That's her last name.

She's related to himself.

Yeah.

She's a member of the himself family.

I think that's her accent.

She's from fucking Pennsylvania.

But that's an interesting accent.

Are you from Pennsylvania?

She's from Alesund Norve.

I'm from from the New Region.

Oh, you know what, though?

That fucking movie, The Norseman, or whatever,

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It's been really nice.

That's why they call him the king of the Segue, this guy.

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Yeah, yeah.

Yeah, wetter.

Sigrid is a brand ambassador for Gore-Tex.

She is?

Yeah, that's Gore-Tex.

Well, I'll tell you what it is.

It is right.

It's certainly not a chewable to get your dick hard.

Right.

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Sigrid.

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How the fuck did we start talking about this, bitch?

I don't know.

I looked up Michael Glue.

Michael Glue.

You thought that black kid actor's name was Michael Glue, and then you found a British guy named Michael Glue, and I guess he's a fan of Sigrid.

He is.

Wow.

Okay, that makes sense.

Fuck yeah, dude.

Fuck yeah, dude.

That's fantastic.

Fuck yeah, dude.

That's awesome.

What am I you for looking?

A really bad singer from Norway.

Fuck yeah, dude.

That's awesome.

Fuck yeah, dude.

Follow Ian on Ian.

Animal69 on Twitter.

Follow him on Twitter.

Go see him on story.

Give him a story.

You know what I hear?

Since I say this about Ian?

I guarantee you he fucked Siegfried already.

You think so?

Probably.

That's the kind of shit we've shown.

He does randomly.

No, he fucked someone.

He's like, yeah, I fucked Segret 13 years ago.

Yeah.

In a bathroom and fucking.

I fucked Lisa Ann.

Yeah.

Did he?

No, that would have been awesome.

She was around when I first met her.

Yeah, I used to meet.

I met her a couple times.

Yeah, I just missed her.

Unfortunately.

You missed your chance to nail Palin.

I would have loved to nail Palin, honestly.

She's anyway smaller than you.

She's tiny.

Yeah, because the actors are a lot smaller.

Lexington Steele's penis is actually three inches long.

He's actually Chinese.

He's an airbrushed Chinese guy.

Like Ali Janine, she's like tall.

She's like a right, right, right.

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He might be.

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Fuck it, dude.

Fuck it, dude.

That's so awesome.

I'm of two minds where I really love to see where it goes, but that moment is also so beautiful and pure, I don't want to spoil it.

I'm never playing the rest of that clip.

In fact, I'm going to encourage people to take that clip, cut it off there, and repost it

and try to get that viral.

It's like, this is the best comedian I've ever seen.

Yeah.

Different variations on just

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People are making that, dude.

I guess Sigrid's famous, dude.

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Now, in the Sigrid people also search for, there's somebody named Griff.

Who I would fuck easily.

She also appears to be a singer.

Griff.

Is the Griff the Chinese one?

She's half Jamaican, half Chinese, according to this

Wikipedia question that says, What race New York Times?

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That's a sick combo, dude.

Half Chinese, half Japan, half fucking Jamaican.

You know, there's a lot of Chinese people in Jamaica.

I one time in,

I was in, one of my jobs out of college was I wrote, like, uh, I wrote pro like

there's like a teacher of the year award in Montgomery County and somehow I like you won I know no I wrote I wrote the profiles for them that was my job

and one of them was a lady called named like Miss Chin it was like her name was like I don't know whatever the fuck her name was Michelle Chin or whatever and I go there expecting

Sigurd getting DP'd

getting DP'd while guys are in the background just beating off damn so it's it's Montgomery County and her name is like Michelle Chin so I just assume it's gonna be like like, you know, just a fucking Chinese American lady or whatever.

It was a white woman with a Jamaican accent.

It was a white lady that grew up in Jamaica who married a Chinese guy from Jamaica.

Wow.

Yeah, dude.

It threw me the fuck off.

She had a Chinese accent?

She had a Jamaican accent.

She was white, and her husband was a man.

A white lady named China.

Jeremy now was trying to do a little bit of math.

Yeah, it was.

Who's trying to do

it?

Which I tell you one, I tell you two, I tell you a three.

She was either a math teacher or a bio teacher.

I forget.

But yeah, that's when I was like on my I was a little freelance writer, you know?

Have you seen that video of that white kid that grew up in like China?

Yes, of course.

In Singapore.

In Singapore.

Yeah, that video is hilarious.

Yeah.

I love it.

Yeah, it's really good.

I grew up in Singapore.

He talks awesome.

Yeah, he talks really good.

Damn.

Who's this old bitch on

that cheech is fucking?

that's Paula Dean.

That's not Paula Dean, dude.

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What are you playing?

This is

a Chinese-Jamaican recording.

How the Chinese influence Jamaican reggae.

This is good.

Why'd you stop it?

My phone gloves.

Fuck you, dude.

Fuck yeah.

Fuck you, dude.

Oh, I guess Texas

charged a woman with murder for having a self-induced abortion.

Damn, that's fucked up.

Good.

It's like, if you want to have an abortion, get out of Texas.

You can move this California.

I say it's not good, personally.

Star County Sheriff's Office arrested 26-year-old Lizelle Herrera on Thursday.

Lizelle?

Yeah.

Damn, that's that little motherfucker in the wheelchair is acting a fool over there.

Who is that, Richard?

No, no, the governor of Texas.

Oh, God.

Oh, yeah, he's in a wheelchair.

Look at Richard.

Dude, remember who he plays in Coach Carter?

He plays Coach Carter's son, who goes to the private school on a basketball scholarship, and he's like, no, I want to be coached by my dad.

So

he de-enlists from the private school without his parents knowing

and then signs up for the public school.

He just shows up.

And he shows up and he's like, have you lost your damn mind?

Right.

You know, he gets mad at him.

Right.

But then he's like, all right, come join the team.

And everyone's like, oh, fancy boy from the private school.

You know what's always funny about guys?

He's also light-skinned with girls.

Guys in wheelchairs always...

They always sit gay in the wheelchair.

Huh?

You know what I mean?

Guys in wheelchairs are always like, they always sit gay.

Because their legs are small.

No, they sit gay.

They're like, I just don't think you should be allowed.

If you want trans people in schools, you know, with the girls.

Yeah, yeah.

That's why they're being homophobic.

Because their legs are just small.

They look so gay.

They should make a movie like Dallas Buyers Club, and it's just a guy that loses the use of his legs, and he's sitting like that, and he's trying to go to his cowboy bars, and they're like, get the hell away from me, you fucking queer.

He's like, I'm the same damn guy I was.

Dallas Gay Sitting Club.

Dallas sitting really gay club.

Dallas sitting like a fucking, like a

British debutante.

Look at his dumb little legs.

Yeah, he does have dumb little legs.

Oh, fuck, that's funny.

That's funny that he's fucking handicapped.

Tech Ham is open for business and closed for abortion, and you better deal the fucking dumb.

Yeah, he looks stupid.

Fuck him.

Yeah, dude.

Greg Abbott could suck my ball, my little ball sack.

Yeah.

He's a loser.

My legs don't work.

I lost the use of my legs.

How do you do it?

Fuck yeah, dude.

Fuck yeah, dude.

Fuck yeah, dude.

I heard he was he lost he lost his legs managing a sunglasses.

No sunglasses?

Fuck yeah.

Fuck yeah, dude.

That's awesome.

Fuck yeah, dude.

We gotta listen to it.

Fuck yeah, dude.

Damn, dude.

This sums up with this sushi.

I'm gonna go take a nap after this.

Yeah, I might have to put a little diaper on.

I feel sluggish now.

Lay down in bed, get the diaper on, take a nap, and fucking let nature take its course.

Dude, diaper in bed sounds nice.

Have you ever...

I mean, dude, have you gotten into diaper naps I've never taken a diaper nap so I put a diaper on I hit a couple of poppers and then I fucking take it awesome let your ass cheeks fucking yeah

I keep a trash can right by the bed and I just wake up kick that shit open diaper off right you know maybe wipe myself a bit pants back on go about my day that's awesome yeah that's great because I hate having to lose a half hour of sleep to shit you got to get one of those uh trash cans with like the lid on it of course because you want to keep the shit smell because yeah it smells fucking yeah

i tried doing i tried just leaving them like buy the dirty clothes and the fucking you know the the no that makes sense but you know that's trial and error the upstairs neighbor complained and fucking 311 came out right they do a welfare check because they thought you know your parents were abusing you yeah something like that

no i'm just trying a new thing i'm trying a new way to nap this is natural

we were we weren't meant to shit in toilets i'm like okay so when i do it it's it's a fucking municipal crime.

Meanwhile, the governor of Texas lives his life that way.

You want to get the city involved.

This guy's out there calling trans people freaks while he's literally shitting himself.

He shits himself all the time.

And sitting like a princess.

But I can't shit in my own bed.

That's the craziest thing.

You see him there.

I can't shit myself in my own bed of my own volition.

He's pushing there with his tiny legs.

You know, he's got a diaper on, and he's like, children shouldn't be exposed to men holding hands.

Right.

Well, he shouldn't be exposed to your legs then either, Chief.

Yeah, you're disgusting.

And a lot of people are saying like,

ableism, it doesn't matter if you're taking shots a fascist.

Abelism is never okay.

And my answer to those questions, or those people, is

you're going to have to speak up because I'm hard of hearing.

So a little uno reverse on you.

Very nice.

I'm actually fucking deaf.

Right.

And then they sign something to you.

I'm like, I didn't learn sign language.

I didn't learn that.

But just because I'm deaf, I got to know sign language.

I'm illiterate.

What's next?

Black people got to eat fried chicken?

Is that what that's the next thing?

And then they're like, that's not even close to the same thing.

What's next?

You're bigoted ass.

There's stereotypes about the deaf that they all know sign language.

You piece of shit.

Who's this guy?

Oh, it's this guy.

Oh, that's.

Yeah.

Yeah, he was the bodyguard in

True Romance.

He was also in that, he was also in

a sitcom.

He plays, maybe it's According to Jim.

Is he Jim Boys' friend?

Jackie Guy used to be around always.

Was he a wrestler?

No, he used to look.

He just had a wrestling look.

Yeah, he had the ponytail.

He was the blonde ponytail bodyguard in True Romance.

I love that movie, dude.

Great flick.

Dude, Don Johnson is such a piece of ass.

Yeah, Tony Soprano is great, isn't it?

He really is, dude.

Yeah, it's great.

It's almost bad, I feel bad I'm going to hurt you, sweetheart.

It honestly just feels like young Tony Soprano.

He's great.

I'm going to make it hurt.

I'm sorry, but I got to fuck you.

Do you remember that movie, the Mexican?

He doesn't do Tony voice.

Not Tony voice, but the character is like a mobster.

I know, but he's not doing that.

Do you remember the Mexican?

But he doesn't do his own voice.

I got to suck you off.

He doesn't do his own voice either, because his own voice is kind of like.

I got to put your penis in my mouth.

I got to suck your fucking penis.

I got to suck, but now I got to suck you off.

Oh, look, it's this guy.

The guy from the David Lynch movie.

Which movie?

I don't fucking know that one.

Why this guy's in a fucking wheelchair?

Get the fuck up out of that fucking chair.

Get out of the fucking chair.

Get a fucking fucking figure.

Get out of the fucking chair.

Stand up like a man.

Stand up like a man.

Stand up like a man.

Oh, yeah.

Look at his tiny little legs.

Look at his guy.

The diner.

Yeah, the dumpster.

That's the scariest thing in any movie ever.

In what movie?

In fucking Mohawk.

In Fuckley's.

In Fuckley's Day Out.

Yeah, this guy's scary.

You know what's really scary?

What's that?

You sucking my dick.

That's awesome.

You know what?

You never see a Chinese guy in a wheelchair.

I think you do.

No, they've never.

Asian shit.

Why?

Because they do Harakuri.

They do Sepaku.

Sepuku.

Yeah.

All right, guys.

So it's been a great episode of Cometown.

Really?

That's awesome.

Fuck yeah, dude.

Well, in 765.

Dude, this one flew.

This is a great episode.

Shout out to Ian Finance.

Thanks a lot, everyone.

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