TCB Classic: Pauly Couch Cushions!

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Speaker 7 I saw you in the VIP, bottle service in Hennessy. My heart went crazy, it skipped a beat.
I thought that you could be with me. I walk over to you, we lock eyes.

Speaker 7 You're my wife, and I realize you're with my friend, and it's no surprise. Watching you two makes my flag rise.

Speaker 8 I have a cup, cup, crush on you.

Speaker 8 I hide in the closet, let you do what you do.

Speaker 7 So, baby, grab your phone, start to swipe. We need to spend some time getting it right.
I don't want you to be alone tonight. I want you to cheat without a fight.

Speaker 7 When you're in the bed with my favorite guy, I hide myself and try not to cry. I love you, lady, but I won't lie.
My therapist even wonders why. I I have a cut-cut crush on you

Speaker 9 I have a cut-cut crush on you

Speaker 8 I'll hide in the closet, let you do what you do

Speaker 9 I have a cut-cut crush on you

Speaker 7 Grab a man and let's paint the town I'll stay in the corner and watch it all go down I promise not to make a sound while you and neighbor ground and pound. It's so lovely to be your man.

Speaker 7 I can't do what the other guys can. But when you're happy, I feel grand.
He can be your lion, I'll be your lamb.

Speaker 8 I hide in the closet, let you do what you do.

Speaker 8 I hide in the the closet, let you do what you do.

Speaker 8 I have a cut, cut, crush on you.

Speaker 9 I like to watch it get screwed.

Speaker 9 I have a cut, cut, crush crush on you.

Speaker 11 I just love watching dues.

Speaker 8 Feel free to get loose.

Speaker 12 On this episode of the Commercial Break.

Speaker 13 Hey there, cats and kittens.

Speaker 14 Just jumping on to let you know that we are doing a TCB Classic episode today because of Blue.

Speaker 15 Yes, Blue.

Speaker 18 My 12-year-old Yorkie, who cannot for the life of her figure out how to navigate this little world of hers without using that bark box every 15 seconds.

Speaker 17 But she is my dog, and I do love her.

Speaker 14 And last night, she came down with a case of acute hemorrhagic diarrhea syndrome. Now, that's a mouthful, and I'm gonna spare you all the gory details, but let's just put it this way.

Speaker 15 Blood coming out both ends. So after a long night of following around with a mop in a bucket, I decided the best use of my night was to spend time at the emergency vet.

Speaker 14 Blue's okay, she's on the mend, but rather than record, we're gonna monitor Blue and make sure that she'll be back with that bark box on future episodes of the commercial break.

Speaker 14 I gotta be honest, it's kind of quiet around here. It's almost as if I missed the barking.

Speaker 2 I don't miss the barking, but it's almost as if I missed the barking.

Speaker 14 All that said, I made a promise to a young lady. Her name is Bella, and her and her mom listened to the show.
And if you listen to the show, you know I made a promise earlier.

Speaker 2 in the week that I would do a Poly Couch Cushions episode.

Speaker 14 Then because we always keep our promises here at the commercial break, I'm replaying our very first Poly Couch Cushions episode, which didn't happen to be all that long ago.

Speaker 14 So let's all just roll with it, give Bella what she wants, let Blue calm down and get better, and we'll be back next week with fresh episodes. One more thing before this episode gets started.

Speaker 14 We have been talking about the commercial break's very first merch drop. Chrissy and I earlier in the week had said that would be August 4th through the 18th.

Speaker 14 The powers that be have made the decision that that merch drop is actually happening August 8th through the 22nd.

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Speaker 14 Until next week, when we meet again, enjoy this TCB Classic.

Speaker 12 The next episode of the Commercial Break starts now.

Speaker 31 Oh, yeah, cats and kittens.

Speaker 16 Welcome back to the commercial break.

Speaker 14 I'm Brian Green.

Speaker 32 This is my dear friend and the co-host of this show, Chris Joy Hoadley.

Speaker 16 Best to you, Chris. Best to you, Brian.

Speaker 14 Best to you out there in the podcast universe. It was at, maybe it was a coffee shop, maybe it was Starbucks.

Speaker 35 I was up there and I was talking to somebody, some guy that was standing there.

Speaker 32 And he had, I forgot how the conversation started.

Speaker 38 He had like a bag of plantains or something, and he was mentioning something about coffee.

Speaker 17 And I said, Oh, you got some plantains.

Speaker 24 My wife is Venezuelan.

Speaker 39 She likes plantains.

Speaker 40 To which he replied, Oh, your wife is Venezuelan.

Speaker 28 And I said, Yes, she is. And he goes, Oh,

Speaker 42 well, she must have.

Speaker 19 That was a really, probably a really tough childhood she had.

Speaker 30 And I said, What do you mean?

Speaker 14 And he goes, Well, I know there's a lot of starving children there, and you know, the education system isn't so good.

Speaker 30 And I said, Are you, are you a moron?

Speaker 28 This is the thing you get when you get, when you have a bi

Speaker 35 nationality,

Speaker 43 when you like have a mixed family, right?

Speaker 14 People, and listen, I know I've been guilty of this in my past too.

Speaker 5 So in my head, at least, I don't usually say these words out loud, but people make these huge

Speaker 16 umbrella assumptions about Venezuelans.

Speaker 32 It's not...

Speaker 28 Ethiopia in the 1980s. Venezuela was one of the richest countries on earth before,

Speaker 20 before Hugo Chavez took over and decided to suck all that money from the Venezuelan people.

Speaker 54 It's also one of the most educated countries on earth.

Speaker 2 My wife has two master's degrees.

Speaker 55 I have a master in nothing.

Speaker 56 I barely went to school.

Speaker 34 I barely made it through school.

Speaker 21 And my wife had a

Speaker 13 relatively,

Speaker 54 generally speaking, normal childhood and grew up in a middle-class home and, you know, very nice things.

Speaker 26 Caracas, I hear, is one of the most beautiful places on earth.

Speaker 28 But the assumption sometimes that is made when I say that my wife is Venezuelan is that I took some, you know, poor

Speaker 30 out of her

Speaker 30 out of

Speaker 42 poverty.

Speaker 30 Yeah.

Speaker 21 And the uneducated poor woman that I adopted, and this is not,

Speaker 29 what's that movie with Julia Roberts?

Speaker 64 Oh, Pretty Woman.

Speaker 42 This is not Pretty Woman.

Speaker 30 I didn't pull her up out of there.

Speaker 51 She pulled me up out of poverty.

Speaker 30 That is true. I pulled her into poverty is what happened.

Speaker 65 Okay?

Speaker 66 All right.

Speaker 67 She was doing just fine until she met me.

Speaker 3 This isn't like a sympathy plea that I made because I like to bring home straight cats.

Speaker 51 Astrid is well-educated, well-spoken, well-to-do. I mean, well-to-do a general sense, right?

Speaker 57 She's middle class.

Speaker 39 But I hate it when people just make these stupid assumptions.

Speaker 69 I know.

Speaker 70 And he was like, how did you guys communicate at first?

Speaker 58 And I was like, how do we, with words?

Speaker 47 What do you mean?

Speaker 30 How do we communicate?

Speaker 71 Unlike the United States of America, Venezuela is not under the assumption that everybody in the world is going to speak Espanola.

Speaker 72 Well, and she wasn't like a mail-order bride. Yes.

Speaker 62 You were communicating with

Speaker 72 a translator from her computer in like a shack.

Speaker 42 That's right. Somewhere.

Speaker 14 I didn't pay per minute to text her and have it translated.

Speaker 17 I didn't take a tour bus around the country to...

Speaker 51 dance halls looking for women.

Speaker 58 I mean, I didn't do that.

Speaker 69 We met through a mutual friend.

Speaker 72 It's a 90-day fiancé.

Speaker 64 Yeah, it's 90-day fiancé or that Russian mail-order pride thing that we watched that one time.

Speaker 24 But it's just like, you know, it, it goes without saying that Venezuela is taking a lot of heat right now, thanks to some people elected dually into office, that Venezuela is taking a lot of heat.

Speaker 73 And that particularly Trump has flip-flopped a lot on Venezuela.

Speaker 70 When he was in office last time, he wanted to protect the Venezuelans from the communist government.

Speaker 41 Now the Venezuelans are invading the United States of America.

Speaker 53 They are more educated.

Speaker 25 They are harder working.

Speaker 35 Did you know that almost 75%

Speaker 59 of all working class male Venezuelan immigrants are working?

Speaker 17 That's more than any other population, domesticated or undomesticated in the United States.

Speaker 44 They are educated, highly educated, by and large.

Speaker 48 A lot of them speak the language.

Speaker 36 It's just kind of silly.

Speaker 60 They're silly assumptions.

Speaker 54 And I know we make these assumptions about a lot of different types of people. It's not just Venezuelans.

Speaker 6 It happens to be the one that's close to my family, but it just drives me up a fucking wall.

Speaker 26 I just wanted to know if you liked plantains, dude.

Speaker 50 Yeah.

Speaker 17 Christina Anmanyanpor, I didn't need your world dissertation on the state of Venezuela.

Speaker 30 Really, honestly.

Speaker 52 I think that, you know, we could probably learn a little bit more from people who want to better themselves and better than family.

Speaker 57 Here's the point.

Speaker 17 Here's a point that I've been making for a long time, long before we became so tribalized and long before I met my Venezuelan wife, because I had Venezuelan friends who were essentially my family.

Speaker 55 That's how I got into the Venezuelan culture and how I met my wife.

Speaker 59 Geography and where you're born, your nationality is really a lottery.

Speaker 54 And when you think about it, that's the only way to describe it.

Speaker 28 It is like a universal,

Speaker 48 you win or you don't win.

Speaker 75 You're here or you're there kind of lottery.

Speaker 28 You don't choose where you're born and you don't choose to whom you're born and you don't choose which lines you're born within or without. You don't.

Speaker 59 So the fact that a lot of people, especially it seems like right now, get fired up about that imaginary line in the sand and whether or not someone has crossed it or will cross it to make a better life for themselves generally,

Speaker 40 then I say fuck you because it's a lottery and you...

Speaker 76 you won it this go round, but what happens if you don't win it next go round if you believe in that kind of shit?

Speaker 38 And what happens if someday that imaginary line in the sand moves to the other side of you to not include you?

Speaker 27 Right?

Speaker 28 Because, you know, the United States is the greatest country on earth.

Speaker 17 I firmly believe that, but maybe it's not always going to be.

Speaker 54 And maybe you're going to want to go somewhere else and then they're going to say, fuck you, because we don't like you, because you were born in that country.

Speaker 24 It's such a stupid thing to get all upset about.

Speaker 39 Here's, here, and I'm not trying to get on a high horse.

Speaker 48 Immigration is a hot button issue right now.

Speaker 28 It really is.

Speaker 24 And you don't have have to be a genius to figure out how I feel about it.

Speaker 77 I have a Venezuelan wife.

Speaker 53 You don't need a doctorate or you don't need two master's degrees to figure out how Brian Greene feels about this.

Speaker 5 I think it's really silly for us to feel so incredibly spiteful and hateful to someone because they were born on the other side of an imaginary line.

Speaker 44 I really do.

Speaker 25 Do I think we need immigration reform?

Speaker 75 Absolutely.

Speaker 24 If you walk into my house and you're a criminal, do I want you here?

Speaker 35 No, I do not want you here.

Speaker 2 But if you're here with good intent and you want to do some good and you feel like you're going to contribute to the household, I'm going to listen.

Speaker 6 I'm at least going to give you a chance, right?

Speaker 73 And all that aside, it's our constitutional obligation to give someone their

Speaker 30 ability to argue their case.

Speaker 72 Yeah, I mean, the nation was built on immigrants.

Speaker 30 That's it. We're all immigrants.
We are.

Speaker 18 We're all immigrants.

Speaker 80 Very few of us are natives to this land.

Speaker 46 Yes.

Speaker 2 But how quickly we forget that when it's time for vitriol, hate, and spit.

Speaker 24 And I don't understand for the life of me how some people are sleeping at night when the things that they're doing to families and to children and then the people who are cheering them on.

Speaker 47 It is hate as a sport and it is fucked up. It is really fucked up.

Speaker 57 And

Speaker 3 so, and I think that while this guy may not have been one of those people, I don't know, I didn't stand around to talk to him about his particular political leanings.

Speaker 73 It just sounded really ignorant.

Speaker 55 Like the whole thing sounded really ignorant.

Speaker 72 That's not just the generalization of anybody from a country.

Speaker 54 Yeah, he's believing the generalizations that are being put out there.

Speaker 2 Take the time to get yourself educated about the people you're disliking so much.

Speaker 45 It's so fucking silly, guys.

Speaker 48 It's fucking silly.

Speaker 21 We can argue about the debt ceiling and whether or not these laws should be enacted or we should go to war or not go to war or whatever we can argue about that in the halls of Congress that's why we elect officials but we and I don't believe in war either but when we are at home in our own on our own backyards and we are literally beating the shit out of people who did nothing except for cross an imaginary line to get a better life

Speaker 24 I think we should really reevaluate our place in humanity because that is silliness.

Speaker 18 And then when we're believing the lines that that are fed to us without any evidence to the contrary, zero evidence that it's true,

Speaker 18 is really, it's really kind of fucked up.

Speaker 45 It's really fucked up.

Speaker 70 I agree.

Speaker 36 And it makes me just sad.

Speaker 24 It makes me sad. It makes me sad for everybody that is getting caught up in all of this drama.

Speaker 35 It makes me sad for the people who are probably somewhere deep down, good people, who are just getting caught up in the Facebook posts and the Twitter feeds and the constant barrage of bullshit that's coming at them that they're believing.

Speaker 28 And it makes me feel most sad for the kids, the children,

Speaker 25 who are getting ripped from their families or their families ripped from them.

Speaker 53 And then just from the children who are just born in this country right now, who are going to have to at some point act like the adults that we are not being.

Speaker 19 That, my friend, is the saddest thing of all is that the kids are going to have to pick up all these dirty fucking pieces because we refuse act like humans.

Speaker 70 And that is silliness.

Speaker 43 Silliness.

Speaker 55 Off my high horse, because someone likes plantains does not mean they grew up in poverty, uneducated, unable to speak any language whatsoever.

Speaker 79 Okay? Just remember that next time you're talking to somebody.

Speaker 42 Okay, Chrissy.

Speaker 72 This is the happiest place on earth.

Speaker 42 Have happy.

Speaker 30 Fuck you.

Speaker 64 Holy shit.

Speaker 42 Where's the Tylenol?

Speaker 17 Chrissy and I were talking talking about the fact that Polly Family, a show that Chrissy and I hated, but we were watching anyway, just all of a sudden up and left.

Speaker 36 I cannot find for the life of me any information.

Speaker 43 I can't either.

Speaker 30 Possibly,

Speaker 72 usually there would be the little Google thing that says, you know, like somebody else had asked, what happened to the show? But it's on IMDb. It's gone.
It's not, I mean, it's there.

Speaker 72 The first six episodes are there. But they totally left it because there was a storyline happening.

Speaker 75 I'm asking ChatGPT to see if he can see if it can search the web and find any information.

Speaker 18 Polly family has not officially or formally been canceled, but all signs point to it being gone.

Speaker 65 Yeah.

Speaker 54 Reddit viewers note that episode five and six aired back-to-back and were labeled the season finale with no announcement of more episodes.

Speaker 72 I didn't realize that was labeled season finale.

Speaker 30 But there was a whole storyline. Yeah.

Speaker 18 However, speculation is that TLC quietly ended it early, likely due to low ratings and backlash against cast member Sean, who had been linked to controversies?

Speaker 30 Oh,

Speaker 58 what

Speaker 72 Sean was the

Speaker 72 one that nobody wanted to sleep with?

Speaker 42 That's right. Okay.

Speaker 23 Yes.

Speaker 68 He was the one that none of the girls got excited about. Yeah.

Speaker 25 Controversies was Sean involved with, question mark.

Speaker 55 We are learning this in real time.

Speaker 15 This is the fog of war, kids.

Speaker 36 I'm having chat TCB figure it all out for us.

Speaker 24 Alleged emotional and psychological abuse.

Speaker 60 Say it isn't so.

Speaker 59 Reddit users frequently describe him as controlling and volatile.

Speaker 28 Control and rage seem to be how he

Speaker 48 monopolizes the family.

Speaker 24 It's extremely abusive.

Speaker 66 Okay.

Speaker 47 Past acquaintance.

Speaker 31 Talk today.

Speaker 57 I am having such a problem.

Speaker 64 What is wrong with my mouth?

Speaker 54 Past accusations of sexual harassment.

Speaker 25 Viewers shared claims that Sean was fired for sexual harassment from a workplace or high school coaching role.

Speaker 65 Ooh,

Speaker 73 involvement of child protection services.

Speaker 75 Wow.

Speaker 38 Multiple temporary custody modifications were filed by his ex-wife, citing immediate danger and inappropriate online interactions with a minor.

Speaker 25 One ex-wife reported that the Department of Human Services and Police

Speaker 35 intervened after allegations of leaving his daughter unsupervised with stepchildren

Speaker 78 associated with a sexually acting out committee.

Speaker 81 What does that, I don't even know what that means.

Speaker 53 Multiple ex-wives and multiple paternity claims.

Speaker 30 Multiple ex-wives. Oh.

Speaker 72 I thought they didn't. They didn't have any kids.
I thought. I mean, they had the one.
Well.

Speaker 24 But they're saying he had.

Speaker 72 Like previously.

Speaker 80 Yeah, he had previously. Oh, he did.
Yes.

Speaker 30 Wow.

Speaker 72 Okay. Well, that's a reason to yank it.

Speaker 68 Okay. Well, good night.

Speaker 71 See See you later.

Speaker 21 Polly Family No More.

Speaker 18 Didn't know that.

Speaker 39 Had no idea.

Speaker 24 This is the thing is like, you know, you get involved with these television shows and then months and months later, all this bullshit comes out.

Speaker 2 It's like I was watching 90 Day Fiancé the other way a couple of years ago and there was a guy who was a sperm donor, quote unquote.

Speaker 25 And then they had the Netflix documentary, The Man Who Spermed the World or something.

Speaker 69 I don't know what it was called.

Speaker 18 To find out that he was a part of a cult, essentially, that was running around trying to make as many children as possible so that they could have their own little fiefdom of kids running around.

Speaker 53 They wanted their DNA to be like a lineage throughout the world and history by multiplying, but they had to essentially impregnate enough women to make that happen,

Speaker 44 which is crazy.

Speaker 88 That's like a weird, I don't know, God fetish or something like that.

Speaker 39 But I didn't, I had no idea about any of this with Sean.

Speaker 27 And now I can understand why TLC may have quietly shelved this.

Speaker 30 I think so too.

Speaker 24 But Sean definitely was the X Factor in the family for sure.

Speaker 72 Yeah, he was. And he was kind of mean.

Speaker 54 There was an episode, the first episode.

Speaker 47 With the kids?

Speaker 34 Yes.

Speaker 72 Yes, I hated that.

Speaker 46 Where the two fathers, so Polly Family, in case you don't know, in case you have your head in a hole and you're not listening to the commercial break, Polly Family is another, you know, kind of,

Speaker 60 I don't know how to say this,

Speaker 25 like fetish porn from TLC, where they get into weird situations in people's lives and make a whole television show about it, where two families had gotten together,

Speaker 24 two couples, a man and a woman, a man and a woman, living under the same roof, all of them fucking each other.

Speaker 72 Well, no, not all of them. It was just the men.

Speaker 21 The men fucking the women.

Speaker 72 Yeah,

Speaker 72 the men would basically switch

Speaker 72 every other day.

Speaker 72 Then you were with the other woman. They weren't together.
The women weren't together and the men weren't together. Yes.

Speaker 28 Well, but the one of the women did want to be with the other woman, but she had said no.

Speaker 18 Right.

Speaker 13 So it was, it was all weird.

Speaker 39 Like, right? You know, okay, you get the kids.

Speaker 31 You get the premise.

Speaker 34 Then they had kids.

Speaker 72 Then the other couple had previous kids. They brought into it.
And then

Speaker 72 everybody got pregnant like three different times. I don't know.
It was.

Speaker 49 Weird.

Speaker 60 Okay. It's hard to follow.

Speaker 18 And really, it was non-instrumental to the story.

Speaker 41 So I never really paid attention to whose kids were whose.

Speaker 44 They wouldn't even tell the children.

Speaker 72 The two older kids were the not Sean and his wife, the other couple.

Speaker 68 Yeah.

Speaker 68 So

Speaker 28 they're sitting at a table.

Speaker 24 One of the daughters comes home. One of the younger daughters comes home from school.

Speaker 25 And one of the fathers, not Sean, can't even remember his name.

Speaker 72 Not Sean. Who was the biological father? Yes.
They're the ones that brought those two older children into the marriage.

Speaker 5 He says, he starts talking to the daughter.

Speaker 48 And Sean is sitting at the table also.

Speaker 28 And he says, nope, not going to do this.

Speaker 73 You got to go downstairs. You're grounded.

Speaker 20 And the father, the birth father of the child is like, what's going on?

Speaker 48 And he says, she's grounded.

Speaker 38 She was grounded and she can't sit here and talk because she's grounded.

Speaker 24 Finish your food and go downstairs.

Speaker 54 Yeah.

Speaker 35 And he doesn't cause a stink. The birth father doesn't cause a stink.
But when the girl leaves, he explains, I just wanted to talk to my daughter after that.

Speaker 30 I've been at work all day.

Speaker 24 And he's like, don't make me out to be the bad guy. She's grounded.

Speaker 18 And so she needs to live up.

Speaker 24 I didn't know talking was against the grounding rules.

Speaker 89 I mean, I was grounded a lot when I was a kid, but I was still allowed to talk.

Speaker 85 Talk, exactly. Yeah.

Speaker 3 I mean, especially to my parents.

Speaker 60 That's that's what I, that's all I was allowed to do, essentially.

Speaker 73 It was just really weird.

Speaker 24 And Sean was always getting upset about something or other in the situations.

Speaker 28 He was jealous, he was mad, he didn't like the other guy.

Speaker 54 The other guy was stepping on his toes, he couldn't be a parent.

Speaker 22 And go figure, the ladies did not want to have sex with him.

Speaker 24 They got all excited about the other guy when it was his night to sleep with them.

Speaker 89 They got all excited and shaved their legs and put on perfume.

Speaker 28 But it was Sean's night.

Speaker 30 They were like,

Speaker 41 it was like, you could tell they just weren't as emotionally, physically, or

Speaker 60 sexually as involved with Sean.

Speaker 20 As a matter of fact, the very last episode that I saw, one of the couples, the Sean and one of the women, went to a

Speaker 20 yoga sex therapist to get their mojo back.

Speaker 28 And Sean looked like...

Speaker 68 I don't even know any other way to say it.

Speaker 25 He looked like a circus clown trying to fit in in church.

Speaker 36 I mean, the guy really looked like he was out of his element.

Speaker 65 He did not know the first thing to do or say when it came to sex or they kind of had foreplay with his wife.

Speaker 21 Now, I don't know that any of these allegations are true.

Speaker 53 I'm not saying they are.

Speaker 25 This is literally chat, GPT, sucking up bullshit information from the internet.

Speaker 60 It could just be people talking because that's what happens when you get.

Speaker 58 a certain amount of notoriety.

Speaker 20 People come out of the woodwork saying stuff about you, and most likely, most of it is not true.

Speaker 19 Yeah.

Speaker 28 But this chat is citing some references that are not Reddit, like news stories.

Speaker 24 So maybe Sean was up to no good.

Speaker 91 And so if that's the case, doesn't TLC do any betting of these people?

Speaker 28 If I can figure that out in one second, doesn't somebody at TLC go, ah, we should probably check this guy out?

Speaker 72 Yeah, or speak to his ex-wife. She might be coming back around with some allegations here.

Speaker 46 Well, if there's multiple legal custody hearings, you can get that information.

Speaker 35 It's all, you know, you can't, when it comes to families, I think a lot of that stuff is like the redacted, but you can still pretty much figure out what's going on.

Speaker 90 Plus, you hire a private eye. They can figure out anything.

Speaker 24 That's what private eyes do.

Speaker 48 They go through your personal information, even when it's sealed.

Speaker 89 All right. Okay.

Speaker 18 So let's take a break and then we'll be back.

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Speaker 70 Okay, speaking of Sean and douchebags, somebody sent this to me on the TCB phone line, 2124333 TCB.

Speaker 24 And you feel free to send content ideas. We get quite a few.
Some of them are right for the show.

Speaker 2 Some of them are not. Some of them we just haven't gotten to yet.

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Speaker 81 Someone's claimed that this might be the new Frankie B, like the new younger Frankie B.

Speaker 30 And I thought, well,

Speaker 17 those are hard shoes to fill, but maybe, but maybe.

Speaker 27 So let's take a look at this guy.

Speaker 24 He's kind of flying around social media right now. A lot of people talking about this guy

Speaker 57 and his

Speaker 24 personality, so to speak.

Speaker 6 I'm not going to say too much more. Let's just, you want to take a listen? Yeah, let's do it.

Speaker 34 All right, here we go.

Speaker 91 Three reasons why you're not getting laid, even when you're in shape, because it don't fucking matter, bro. It's about so much more than that.

Speaker 91 And if you think that's it, you got the whole game fucked up and twisted, man. All right.

Speaker 72 There's so much to digest.

Speaker 34 I don't even know where to start.

Speaker 72 Let's start with the black leather sofa he's on, and then the two or three or four throw pillows that are just thrown to the side.

Speaker 17 Yes, that's definitely not leather, it's pleather.

Speaker 92 Let's not get it mixed up.

Speaker 45 He's got a big black pleather couch, a white wall behind him.

Speaker 25 Chrissy's right.

Speaker 54 There are three throw pillows for no good reason whatsoever thrown next to him for no good reason whatsoever.

Speaker 43 In no order, they're just stacked on top of each other.

Speaker 81 This is a huge dude.

Speaker 25 He is a big, beefy guy, probably in his early 30s, I would imagine.

Speaker 43 High and tight on like a little thin Italian beard, eyebrows

Speaker 23 till Tuesday.

Speaker 72 Yeah, I mean,

Speaker 72 that's definitely their statement. Yes.

Speaker 25 White, button-down, short-sleeve shirt, which is a choice.

Speaker 2 It's a look and it's a choice. I just want you to know that.

Speaker 57 And

Speaker 28 he's only got two of the buttons buttoned.

Speaker 24 And then he's got a huge black belt with a buckle, huge watch on, tattoos up and down his arms and on his chest.

Speaker 54 You have to see this guy, youtube.com/slash the commercial break.

Speaker 18 And that accent is unforgettable.

Speaker 34 Forget about it.

Speaker 91 Guys, let's get into it. We came from no women at all, out of shape, overweight, to having girls that truly, oh my God.

Speaker 72 this is team coach hp is where you can find him in case you're interested i'll give him a shout out he is now showing pictures of what i imagine is him uh he doesn't look the same but okay maybe the beard is different he doesn't have the hat on yeah there is one picture of him holding a girl uh just holding a girl with her face blurred out and right next to it is a picture of him at a club what looks like a club or something i guess he's licking

Speaker 72 her mouth while he's taking his selfie and looking at the camera.

Speaker 75 It's disturbing.

Speaker 91 Listen, I didn't say this shit. God did.
God said it. Okay.
She's supposed to obey and submit to you. So that's what we do.
We run on submission in a pot.

Speaker 30 Oh, there we go.

Speaker 48 What does he even mean by that? I didn't say it.

Speaker 75 God said it.

Speaker 83 You have to be, and I, I'm just going to say this.

Speaker 55 I don't know who you are, and I'm sure we're going to be fast friends after this video, but God didn't say anything.

Speaker 57 The Bible said it.

Speaker 58 And the Bible was written not by God.

Speaker 54 I think most historians would agree.

Speaker 55 It's not written by God.

Speaker 72 Well, also, he said, God said he was out of shape. Is that what I?

Speaker 61 God said we run on submission. The women submit to us.

Speaker 77 We run on submission. That's what God said.
You know what I'm saying? Let's go over that again, Chrissy.

Speaker 67 You're not understanding because you're a woman.

Speaker 29 Just you sit there, shut up, and I'll do all the talking.

Speaker 87 Okay?

Speaker 91 Well, that's what we do. We run on submission.

Speaker 17 Oh, I got to run that back a little bit more, Chrissy.

Speaker 77 You're bothering me. You're getting in my head now.

Speaker 54 Let me go back to these pictures.

Speaker 41 You see me with this tongue down this throat?

Speaker 70 That's what the women are submitting to me. You know what I'm saying?

Speaker 59 Submit to my fat tongue down your throat.

Speaker 35 God damn it.

Speaker 54 Look at that tongue.

Speaker 30 It's so beautiful.

Speaker 91 Listen, I didn't say this shit. God did.
God said it. Okay.
She's supposed to obey and submit to you. So that's what we do.
We run on submission in a positive manner.

Speaker 68 Do I need to positively run that back again?

Speaker 72 I was misunderstanding. I thought he was saying God said that she needed to.
I don't know.

Speaker 17 Listen, I didn't say it.

Speaker 28 You were born with a little few less brain cells than us men, okay?

Speaker 70 I didn't say it. God said it.

Speaker 47 Okay.

Speaker 20 Positively.

Speaker 91 and make the rules god did so with that being said let's dive into it stack jack while i teach you how to max subscribe to the video stack jack what you can't keep up because you're a woman let the guys talk what are you getting involved for stack jack flapping stack flap flap it jack flip it flap it what about oh no

Speaker 91 let's grow together man i'm bringing you this heat so let's grow off it man so number one three reasons why you're not getting laid while you're in shape why the fuck would that happen

Speaker 24 while you're in shape yeah while you're in shape because you know just because you got a a small dick and big arms doesn't mean you're gonna get laid all the time you gotta get your tongue game going you know what i'm saying chrissy she doesn't want your tongue all the way down her mouth if she doesn't want to be eating your tongue like a big fat piece of steak then you're you're generally not doing it right all right now shut up flap flip flap flap it jack let it go all right let's grow together i said it on god i'm bringing the heat i'm bringing the heat let's grow together flap jack submission sense but i'm gonna break it down make it make sense you got the body you dreamed of of.

Speaker 91 You finally got in shape. You got jacked, but you're still not getting results for women.
What are we talking about here? Why is this happening? Let's break it to fuck.

Speaker 65 Let's break it to fuck out.

Speaker 91 Down A to Z. Come on, baby.

Speaker 49 So number one, you A to Z.

Speaker 87 I thought you were going one to three.

Speaker 68 No, we're going A to Z.

Speaker 21 Number one.

Speaker 56 Okay? Shut up.

Speaker 90 You don't know.

Speaker 24 God said it. I didn't say it.

Speaker 91 Zero frame. This is the first time you really ever been in shape, so it's not something you...

Speaker 36 What happened to the couch cushions?

Speaker 47 Now we're moving them around.

Speaker 62 He did it.

Speaker 84 I didn't do it. God did it, positively.

Speaker 17 Flip it, flap it, let it go, all right?

Speaker 80 Jesus, Chrissy is fucking killing me over here.

Speaker 24 Trying to talk to the guys.

Speaker 19 All you're doing is

Speaker 91 comfortable with and you feel powerful and things of that nature. So you're not leading.
She doesn't feel like she's being led. So those muscles mean nothing if she's not being led.
Muscles.

Speaker 19 Where's your leash?

Speaker 94 You got to get a leash.

Speaker 26 You got to get a collar and a leash.

Speaker 67 You got to be led.

Speaker 36 You know what I'm saying?

Speaker 24 She wants to be led like a a little doggy.

Speaker 46 Rough, rough. You know what I'm saying?

Fuck that.

Speaker 46 Come on, let's go.

Speaker 91 They're an attribute. They're an add-in.
But yet, these girls don't care about the muscles. They come with the confidence and the things that come with the muscles.

Speaker 91 Being a true leader, decisive, picking out meals. Where are we going?

Speaker 68 Picking out meals.

Speaker 31 That's what a girl really wants.

Speaker 36 Picking out meals.

Speaker 67 You say, hey, we're going to McDonald's. All right.

Speaker 56 Double cheeseburger for you.

Speaker 77 No, I don't think so.

Speaker 49 Apples.

Speaker 56 You'll get my apples from the happy meal because you're fat.

Speaker 23 I don't like that.

Speaker 72 Stock video or photos of people he's describing.

Speaker 17 I didn't do it. Chat did it.

Speaker 24 Positively. All right.

Speaker 77 Okay. You know what I'm saying? Let's grow together.

Speaker 24 Let's get it together. Come on.

Speaker 56 Move those pillows again. All right.
Good.

Speaker 91 One out of not. My chick said to me, you want to go out tonight? I said, I don't think so.
She said, good, me neither.

Speaker 63 So I got laid instantaneously.

Speaker 26 My chick said to me, you want to go out? I said, fuck you.

Speaker 83 You know what she did?

Speaker 25 Blowjob instantaneously.

Speaker 90 That's how it goes.

Speaker 35 Micro penis. All right, let's get it together.

Speaker 91 She does whatever I want to do. And you have to accept that role as the leader and not and take it like a man.
Otherwise, it comes off fraudulent.

Speaker 30 So you got it.

Speaker 23 Yes, of course I am.

Speaker 72 I guess he's very alert. And then his eyes flutter.

Speaker 26 355 cc's to GHB before I go hit it.

Speaker 77 You know what I'm talking about?

Speaker 83 I got the Roy 255 of testostes.

Speaker 42 You know what I'm saying? Testosterone.

Speaker 83 Testostes. I didn't say it.
God said it.

Speaker 26 He said, get as swole as you can.

Speaker 24 They get a blowjob before dinner. And if she wants to go pizza, you say, no, I want steak.

Speaker 83 That's how it goes.

Speaker 84 All right. I didn't say it.
God said it. Just submit it.

Speaker 27 All right, goddamn it.

Speaker 60 Flip, flap, hit it, stack it, let's go, let's throw together.

Speaker 91 You're not leading with frame is number one, and most importantly. And if you're not doing that, you're going to lose.

Speaker 30 You're going to lose, lose, lose, lose, lose.

Speaker 58 What is he doing? I fell asleep for a minute there. All right.
Okay.

Speaker 84 All right. Let's go together.

Speaker 70 Come on.

Speaker 88 What are we doing? All right.

Speaker 24 I just got out of the gym. I'm tired.
What can I tell you?

Speaker 46 A little heroin.

Speaker 91 Never hurt anybody. So you're not taking the lead.
You just have muscles, but you're not decisive, showing the way, leading the relationship, getting respect by other men. So most importantly,

Speaker 91 it's the frame.

Speaker 64 Getting respect by other men?

Speaker 68 You're not getting your asshole tickled a little bit by other men, Chrissy.

Speaker 56 She doesn't like that.

Speaker 17 She wants to see you getting a little ball licking from other guys.

Speaker 92 That's what I'm saying.

Speaker 26 You know, you see a little ball licking, then she ball licks your balls. Everybody's in on it.

Speaker 77 Come on, hit it, had it. Let's go.

Speaker 24 What's going on with my pleasure couch?

Speaker 46 It's making noises.

Speaker 6 I'm sleeping.

Speaker 90 My watch is too heavy.

Speaker 77 What can I tell you? I don't know.

Speaker 91 Go on these dates. You're half-hazard.

Speaker 52 You're half. Half hazard.

Speaker 39 He literally nodded out half-sentence. Yes.

Speaker 61 I think he's on something.

Speaker 52 Yeah. Or he's really tired.

Speaker 91 Yes, you're half-hazard. You looked up.

Speaker 45 You're half hazard.

Speaker 36 You're half hazard, you're cream pie.

Speaker 67 You're overwaddled. You're underweighted.

Speaker 66 Oh, what are we on? Hey, I didn't do it.

Speaker 84 God did it. What can I say?

Speaker 83 Positivity. Let's go.
Let's grow together.

Speaker 87 Wow.

Speaker 69 I can hear tweedly music in the background.

Speaker 30 He just falls asleep halfway through.

Speaker 72 Yeah, that's weird.

Speaker 34 He really did just fall asleep halfway through his sentence.

Speaker 66 That was a little weird.

Speaker 91 Paul, but when she speaks to you, she can feel the weakness in your voice, the nervousness. You're still asking her where she wants to go.

Speaker 91 The whole relationship is thrown off center because she feels no power in you no release of her feminine energy she wants to go that's right i've so far i've made two points in my a to z and number one

Speaker 67 number one was tell her where to go number two was tell her where to go

Speaker 42 no

Speaker 67 number three is tell her where to go

Speaker 24 a little foreshadowing there you don't know what that means shut up no

Speaker 91 leave it at the door he'll take care of it none of that energy so all that muscle means nothing you have to own it you have to own who you are and it's not about money it's about everything but money.

Speaker 91 It's about lead control.

Speaker 49 I'm looking at the pillows.

Speaker 47 Yeah, I'm looking at the pillows.

Speaker 79 They're jumping from one side to the other.

Speaker 42 What can I say?

Speaker 67 I didn't do it. God did it.
I got ghosts in my house.

Speaker 36 Where's Theresa Caputo when you need it?

Speaker 89 That broad come over here and she'd figure out where the ghosts are.

Speaker 84 Look, I got dollar bill pillows.

Speaker 85 They are. Oh my God.

Speaker 69 He's got throw pillows that have George Washington on them.

Speaker 96 And the other one is a $100 bill.

Speaker 30 Oh, that's classic.

Speaker 88 Where did you get those?

Speaker 64 Pottery Barn?

Speaker 72 I don't think they're still in them.

Speaker 30 No. Kmart.

Speaker 91 Respect integrity. So a few dates in, you're still acting lackluster.
Barely wants to sleep with you. You wait until three, four, five, six dates to even get laid for the first time.

Speaker 91 It's a massive lack of confidence in itself. So you're just dropping the ball in all avenues, man.
You need to.

Speaker 22 You're dropping the ball when you should be dropping your balls.

Speaker 57 You got to drop a nut.

Speaker 48 First one, two dates.

Speaker 88 I just got to do.

Speaker 77 You got to tell her, hey, I don't care what you want to eat.

Speaker 46 We're going to have some pizza.

Speaker 24 We're going to flip it, flap it, let it go.

Speaker 26 I'm going to drop a little jizz on you, and then I'm going to make a video.

Speaker 21 I'm going to take a nippy nap.

Speaker 67 And when I get up, I expect this place to be clean.

Speaker 68 Put those dollar bill pillows back.

Speaker 34 I know it's our first date, and it's a blind one at that, but I'm going to need my room clean and go upstairs, make some ragu with my mom.

Speaker 56 Chop, chop. I need some vasava.

Speaker 91 Lead and lead from the front and lead strong. She never advanced with sexual nature, touch, and things of this nature.
You don't flirt properly. You don't fucking put energy on her.
You're soft.

Speaker 91 You're weak. You're scared to think and talk about sexual.

Speaker 42 Wow.

Speaker 30 Wow.

Speaker 21 Even I'm getting turned on by this guy.

Speaker 15 You don't fucking lead.

Speaker 22 You don't touch her.

Speaker 72 Things of that nature.

Speaker 68 You don't grab her breasts in the car at a stop sign.

Speaker 26 What are you doing?

Speaker 71 You don't stick your tongue directly down her throat all the way.

Speaker 88 That's what you got to do. I don't know what to do.

Speaker 46 Sorry, I had to take a nippy nap there.

Speaker 88 Mommy didn't put me to bed tonight. What can I tell you?

Speaker 34 All you want.

Speaker 17 A thousand bucks.

Speaker 24 He is videotaping this from the basement of his mom's house.

Speaker 30 Oh, yeah.

Speaker 91 You don't care about sex, you get sex. So when I'm on a date with a chick, I would say, Lynn,

Speaker 67 sorry, what was I?

Speaker 89 Was I talking about this or what was I going on? I don't know.

Speaker 83 Flip it, flap it, hit that subscribe button. Let's go together.

Speaker 56 Let's go together.

Speaker 63 All right, come on.

Speaker 30 I don't know what to tell you.

Speaker 29 Wow. This is great.

Speaker 84 All right. We'll be back.
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Speaker 65 Stay tuned.

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Speaker 70 I'm here with you.

Speaker 56 Let me tell you the rest of this story before I fall back asleep.

Speaker 79 All right, I got my couch cushions set.

Speaker 46 I'm ready to go.

Speaker 91 I know. What are you talking about? You know, if it goes there, it goes there.
I just want to have chemistry. I'm more of the type that, you know, has sexual energy and intellectual nature.

Speaker 91 I'm not worried about none of that shit.

Speaker 77 I got sexual energy and intellectual nature.

Speaker 83 I like to talk about your tits all the time.

Speaker 76 I know what they are. They're breasticles.

Speaker 46 That's what my mommy calls them. The mammary glands.

Speaker 53 The milk comes out of them. I know.

Speaker 41 I saw National Geographic when I was a kid.

Speaker 70 What do you think? I'm intellectual all the time.

Speaker 54 So I got a problem.

Speaker 70 I'm on some medication. What can I tell you? I got my dick shank, and then it grew, and now I'm here.

Speaker 25 You got to lead with the frame.

Speaker 46 That's what you got to do.

Speaker 70 You got to tell them where to go, Cracy. Tell them where to go.

Speaker 24 I don't know what you want me to do.

Speaker 41 On submission, positively.

Speaker 91 I'm doing things. I'm touching, talking about the workout we're going to have and things of nature.
I'm always running my frame.

Speaker 54 I'm going to work you out.

Speaker 24 You're not going to understand. I'm going to get your glutes.

Speaker 41 Oh, my God. I'm going to get your glutes and your boots.

Speaker 72 I'm touching you.

Speaker 54 We talk about working out. That's right.

Speaker 17 I'm going to get your labia and your labia. I'm going to get it all.

Speaker 34 Don't worry about it.

Speaker 49 I'm going to lead you.

Speaker 59 I got a frame. I'm going to lead you.

Speaker 77 I'm going to lead you with my frame.

Speaker 55 Here I go.

Speaker 81 Ready?

Speaker 55 Just give me a second. Got to take a little nap.

Speaker 46 I'm so tired.

Speaker 89 I've been up all day trying to make this video.

Speaker 61 I've been up since 1 p.m. trying to make this video.

Speaker 88 It's already 2.30.

Speaker 46 I'm hungry.

Speaker 66 What can I say?

Speaker 17 I got to get another protein chick.

Speaker 91 First date kiss shit, you know. Listen, I could tell you really want to kiss me right now.
Listen, the way you're looking at me right now, I could tell you really want to kiss me.

Speaker 91 It's going to make me real uncomfortable if you don't.

Speaker 52 He is wasted.

Speaker 30 Yeah.

Speaker 23 Something.

Speaker 50 Something.

Speaker 61 Bro, you're wasted.

Speaker 67 I don't know what it is.

Speaker 25 I don't know if it's medication that you're prescribed.

Speaker 24 You may be a narcoleptic, but your eyes are straight fading.

Speaker 70 And I've known enough and I've seen enough.

Speaker 74 I know one when I see one.

Speaker 90 That's all I got to say.

Speaker 88 Back to the video.

Speaker 49 Hurry up.

Speaker 30 I'm about to go down.

Speaker 67 That's why he's got the pillow next to him.

Speaker 34 Just so we can take a nap.

Speaker 42 Yeah.

Speaker 91 Do something about it right now. Plus, it's going to worry me about our future and if you're going to take action on anything we need to do, baby.

Speaker 91 So lines like this, but instead, you're telling about your work, your travel, your dog, and nothing in relation of sexual energy, bringing tension, exciting this girl's life so that she never wants to go anywhere.

Speaker 44 What is he talking about?

Speaker 30 I don't know.

Speaker 46 I'm surprised this channel doesn't have a million followers yet. Really?

Speaker 76 You're talking about your dog.

Speaker 79 You're talking about lunch. You're talking about whatever.

Speaker 59 I'm talking about my dick and your vagina.

Speaker 79 What are we talking about?

Speaker 59 I'm going to work you out and then I'm going to work you up and then I'm going to take a nigga little nappy and then mommy's going going to make me her famous ragu and we're going to have some bread and fasafu.

Speaker 79 You're going to go home. I got to go down to my bed.

Speaker 46 It's a single. What do you want me to do?

Speaker 76 I'm still living in my mom's basement.

Speaker 70 You mad at that? Don't be mad at that.

Speaker 86 It's not me. It's God.
God told me.

Speaker 79 God said to live with my parents for the rest of my life. What can I tell you?

Speaker 24 I don't like you. You like me? Okay, let's go.
I'm going to make a video real quick.

Speaker 79 I'll talk to you later.

Speaker 66 I got to go work out.

Speaker 91 We're ever again outside on a date with you. And then you go three, four, five, six dates in, barely having sex.
Even after you've had sex, you don't keep a girl retainer because your sex is weak.

Speaker 91 You got to do it anywhere and everywhere, in a car, in a spot in a bathroom as soon as she walks in the door

Speaker 96 as soon as she walks in the door boom in the spot

Speaker 30 where the restaurant in the spot

Speaker 90 oh my god wow i love love love guys like this oh yeah i've had so many friends with this exact same accent and i love i had a guy a guy that i worked with his name was corey i loved corey corey and corey introduced me to david mammot the famous playwright his books.

Speaker 24 And I just fell in love with David Mammet and his books.

Speaker 86 And Corey knew how to recite these, but he had this exact same accent, this exact same build.

Speaker 46 He lived with his mom.

Speaker 57 I mean, the whole nine yards, right? And I loved him.

Speaker 45 Highly intelligent, really sweet guy, very creative.

Speaker 22 But these guys are so fucking funny.

Speaker 18 Only they have the spot, but the spot really means any, it could be anywhere.

Speaker 24 It could be the restaurant, the place where we meet.

Speaker 30 Small bathroom, bathroom.

Speaker 61 You got to hit him at the spot.

Speaker 46 Yeah, hit him at the spot.

Speaker 30 Hit him at at the spot.

Speaker 91 Throw over the counter. Kinky shit.
No hedge is fucking, bro. And we'll talk about that whack pussy shit later.

Speaker 69 Let's talk about that whack pussy and shit.

Speaker 77 No head. I don't want no head.

Speaker 61 Oh my god. I want to stick my tongue down your throat.

Speaker 41 You seen the picture?

Speaker 36 Let me show you the picture. That's how I like it.

Speaker 91 Come here. Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck.
Anywhere, every time.

Speaker 31 I like how that was edited.

Speaker 96 I know.

Speaker 69 I like how he had to cut three fucks into an edit.

Speaker 90 What's I saying?

Speaker 30 Fuck.

Speaker 42 Fuck.

Speaker 68 uh, fuck.

Speaker 63 I'll let it together later.

Speaker 91 Mess a hair up. Masculine, but in control.
And this level, but not needing it like a cornball, but it should be nasty, bro. And this should

Speaker 72 this is amazing.

Speaker 66 This guy.

Speaker 30 Oh, man.

Speaker 18 And here's the thing.

Speaker 82 There are plenty of suitors out there for him that are getting turned on by every word he's saying.

Speaker 2 They just love it.

Speaker 45 They love this shit.

Speaker 54 They just, they think it's great that he's going to throw him against the counter and make it it messy and do it in the spot.

Speaker 91 Never end. You should never live together.
So it always stays like this. My whole script and playbook is going to change the game on how to keep a girl forever.

Speaker 24 He's going to change the game on how to keep a girl.

Speaker 53 That's right. You never live with them.

Speaker 59 Never. Always with mommy, never with them.

Speaker 24 Mommy does your, mommy makes your bed. Your girlfriend doesn't.

Speaker 59 You know what I'm saying, Chrissy?

Speaker 60 I didn't make up the rules.

Speaker 76 God made up the rules.

Speaker 24 It says in Corinthians or some shit like that.

Speaker 41 It says, make your bed. Don't make your bed.

Speaker 24 Mommy, make your bed, not your girlfriend.

Speaker 77 You know what I'm saying? Don't live with them.

Speaker 46 Ever. Don't do that.

Speaker 60 That's a recipe for the whole relationship to go downhill.

Speaker 92 You can fuck them in your mom's house, fuck them in the spot, fuck them in the bathroom, fuck them in the Portaloo.

Speaker 66 I don't care.

Speaker 83 Get them wherever you get them.

Speaker 24 Throw them over the counter.

Speaker 76 Throw them over the dog bed. Throw them over the balcony.

Speaker 67 Throw them over the balcony.

Speaker 89 Make sure you pick them up. Bring them back inside.
Clean them up a little bit. Fuck them again.

Speaker 47 That's how I do it.

Speaker 91 And even in a marriage frame, we'll have the party, not the paper sign. But it's going to keep it like nobody's business ever.
I'm going to be the best ever to create this shit. Okay.

Speaker 91 You understand me?

Speaker 30 What is wrong with his eyes? He is.

Speaker 35 He's fading out. That looks like he's fading out.

Speaker 55 That looks like an opiate or diazepam reaction to being over-medicated.

Speaker 39 Like he's on pain medicine. I don't know.

Speaker 28 I mean, I don't know.

Speaker 73 I'm just saying. There's something.

Speaker 48 I've seen people in this state.

Speaker 80 We've all...

Speaker 2 Not all of us, but some of us have had surgery where they give you high doses of medication.

Speaker 27 You do what's called fading out.

Speaker 25 You're mid-sentence, and then you feel an overwhelming urge urge to close your eyes.

Speaker 55 But you're not really closing them, they're actually rolling in the back of your head, and that's what's going on with this guy.

Speaker 91 So it's nasty with it, no games, okay? But you need okay,

Speaker 66 he said okay

Speaker 91 to control everything A to Z, switching the places, toys in there, you know, things she's never done before.

Speaker 91 Um, not in a weird way, but you know, just using it on one spot where you're hitting in the other spot.

Speaker 18 Not in a weird way, you got to bring in a chimpanzee, maybe a couple of zebras, a small car, but not in a weird way.

Speaker 30 You got to keep it.

Speaker 77 Not in a weird way. You don't want to scare her off.

Speaker 92 But you put one toy in her mouth, one toy in her ass, get a zebra to hit her tits.

Speaker 63 Not in a weird way.

Speaker 77 Don't make it weird, Chrissy. It's not weird.
God said it's in the submission.

Speaker 83 Flap it, flip it, let's go.

Speaker 56 Let's go together. Let's grow together.
Come on, I'm doing it.

Speaker 72 What happened to one, the one and two, three points?

Speaker 46 I don't know. I fell asleep a little while ago.

Speaker 66 I forgot all about it.

Speaker 91 The thing she's never done before: sexing it up, you know, in there and in the beginning before it gets there, advancing it to there in a masculine, strong way, or being respectful.

Speaker 49 Wow.

Speaker 69 He is a mouthful of words without any thoughts.

Speaker 17 These are literally words strung together.

Speaker 91 Nature. You guys are just weak, and then you get into it and you don't want to worry about it too much.
And sex is a huge advancement in a relationship, and you need to take it seriously.

Speaker 91 And it's a big part in getting laid to begin with and how to come off slow.

Speaker 30 Sex is

Speaker 69 a big part of getting laid.

Speaker 42 I agree.

Speaker 67 He said something that made sense there. He said something that made sense.

Speaker 67 If you're looking to get laid, sex is going to be a big part of it.

Speaker 57 Te Brian's word for it.

Speaker 51 I'm no, you know,

Speaker 63 what is his name?

Speaker 87 Brasanova?

Speaker 72 Yeah.

Speaker 69 Bergino de Bergiak or whatever his name is.

Speaker 24 But I'll tell you right now, if you're looking to get laid, sex is probably what you want to do.

Speaker 91 Oh, control, acting like you don't care about it. Yeah, just come in for this glass of wine when you leave dinner.
You know, you can leave it 10 minutes. You know, I got to go to bed tired anyway.

Speaker 91 Good. You know, leave your shoes on.
Don't take them off. Boom, because we're going to be chilling anyway.
And then before you know it, fuck, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom.

Speaker 97 You fuck.

Speaker 36 Oh. Nah, don't put your purse down.
I'm going to fuck you right there.

Speaker 31 Leave the groceries.

Speaker 26 Leave the groceries in your hand.

Speaker 46 Don't worry about the eggs.

Speaker 89 I'm going to fuck you real quick.

Speaker 30 Don't take your shoes off. Boom, boom, boom.

Speaker 67 Mom gets mad when you bring shoes in the house.

Speaker 18 Just boom, boom, boom.

Speaker 63 See you later.

Speaker 89 Leave the wine.

Speaker 88 Don't forget, but the eggs.

Speaker 95 I need the eggs.

Speaker 24 I've got to make an omelette before I take a nappy.

Speaker 91 Everywhere. And then, number three, you don't live like a savage.
In the beginning, Dayton Frays. And in the beginning, she could see the weakness.
You work your corporate drop, you do it.

Speaker 83 Corporate drop.

Speaker 91 You do, but you don't take any risk. Where's the mentorship you joined? Where's the life that you're leading that you're going to bring around to?

Speaker 54 Where's the mentorship you joined?

Speaker 72 What? Yeah, I don't know.

Speaker 52 I don't know either.

Speaker 91 That's a country you traveled to. When's the last time you took a business risk? When was the last time you got in a boxing ring and punched somebody in the mouth?

Speaker 91 Whoa.

Speaker 72 When's the last time you took a business risk? When's the last time you got in a boxing ring and punched somebody in the mouth?

Speaker 91 I beat up by someone twice your size. When are you going to show fearless nature? Like, you don't give a fuck.
You talk about being stressed. You're going to down her life, not excited her life.

Speaker 91 You need to live like a savage. If they're not trying to kill me, put a gun to my head or put me in a jail cell.
I ain't worried about it. Anyone, anytime, anywhere.

Speaker 91 We're not going to get this apartment.

Speaker 30 Whoa.

Speaker 26 Wow. Why did we take that there?

Speaker 91 What happened? Cool. We're not going to get this job.
Cool. They're going to take my fucking place.
Cool. They're going to fire me.
Cool. You need to live.

Speaker 30 Wow.

Speaker 96 They're going to foreclose all my house.

Speaker 65 They're going to foreclose on my house.

Speaker 47 Cool.

Speaker 17 They're gonna shoot me in the balls.

Speaker 34 Cool.

Speaker 25 I don't need that dick anyway. Fuck you.

Speaker 91 Looks like a savage, fearless, and that rubs off on her and makes her just want to spread her legs and give herself to you because you've taken control of yourself and have massive discipline.

Speaker 91 This is it. Subscribe to the video.
This is the type that we're living. Masculine frame, enticing, and exciting sex was number two on the way up.

Speaker 91 And number one, but But last but not least, the frame of the relationship, and especially those first few dates, has to be so on point because everyone's in that action.

Speaker 91 You need to control that, guys. Stack Jack white teacher at Mac.
Comment on the video, subscribe to the channel so we can grow together. Man, click the link in the description for my email newsletter.

Speaker 91 Get free emails every day. Go to my Instagram and I'll hit you with some nasty new fucking content you never seen before.
But let's grow together, support me, supporting you.

Speaker 91 And let's do this thing, baby.

Speaker 10 Oh,

Speaker 26 wow. So much to digest.

Speaker 48 I mean, I wouldn't even know where to start.

Speaker 37 But I have a feeling we have a brand new YouTube channel that we are going to be all over like a Thank you to whoever that just sent us that.

Speaker 97 Stag Jack, let it wrap.

Speaker 10 Let's go.

Speaker 94 I'm going to teach you how to Mac. I'm going to do it.
I'm going to hit you with some nasty shit you ain't ever seen before.

Speaker 71 Like that picture of me with the tongue down my girl's throat.

Speaker 30 Oh, wow.

Speaker 14 Guys like this, I wonder how much exactly they're actually getting laid.

Speaker 42 No.

Speaker 51 Because any of that advice, I mean, I know that there are girls out there that are all into this.

Speaker 44 Yeah, but.

Speaker 34 But Snookie is taken.

Speaker 67 Snookie is spoken for.

Speaker 95 So all the people from Jersey Shore have boyfriends.

Speaker 51 So, wow.

Speaker 26 Okay. Well, thank you.

Speaker 56 Thank you for sending that in.

Speaker 37 That was a good one. And I will be following up on that.
Because hopefully there's just a gold mine of many videos we can watch.

Speaker 37 I took a quick look at his YouTube channel this morning and he had 74 followers. So, but I have a feeling he's going to blow up.

Speaker 19 Yeah. He's going to blow up.

Speaker 17 This content ain't going to stay a secret for very long.

Speaker 37 There's guys like guys and girls like us all over the world looking for the next podcast hit sensation. And we just found it, I think.

Speaker 42 Yeah, wow.

Speaker 72 I'm still trying to, my head's still reeling.

Speaker 89 I'm still wondering why he was falling asleep.

Speaker 96 And why the pillows?

Speaker 23 Why?

Speaker 92 Why the pillows? I don't want to get them. Just take the pillows out.

Speaker 68 It would have looked so much better.

Speaker 92 Stand up or something.

Speaker 17 Give it a little bit of energy, but I'm not sure he could stand up.

Speaker 30 Looks like he was falling asleep.

Speaker 53 Yeah, he's going to hurt himself, fall over.

Speaker 71 Whatever you're on, bro.

Speaker 19 Take a little bit less of it next time. A little bit less of it.

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Speaker 36 Questions, comments?

Speaker 32 Concerns, or content ideas like that.

Speaker 22 We would love it.

Speaker 32 We'll take it.

Speaker 37 We'll run with it if we like it.

Speaker 30 We'll stack jack, flip it up.

Speaker 17 We'll stack jack, flip it up while we whack it at.

Speaker 31 I don't know. We'll do something.

Speaker 42 Yeah.

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Speaker 17 Okay, Chrissy, that's all I can do today.

Speaker 13 I think so. I'll tell you that I love you.

Speaker 30 I love you. Best to you.
Best to you.

Speaker 40 And best to you out there in the podcast universe. Flip it, flap it.

Speaker 31 Let's grow together. Let's go together.

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