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Speaker 3 I ask every single one I meet.

Speaker 1 Dead serious, too.

Speaker 1 On this episode of the commercial break,

Speaker 3 I will kick people out like it's nothing, like it's nothing.

Speaker 2 No base, I would do. Yeah.

Speaker 3 And I never have rude hecklers. It's always people, it's always people that love me,

Speaker 3 but it's usually people that have had a little bit too much to drink and they, and they just want, instead of listening to me do stand-up, they just want to talk to me in the middle of my set.

Speaker 3 And I will give them a couple, a couple breaks. I'll say, okay, I'll say, okay, now you need to be quiet, you know, because people didn't come here to hear you, you know.

Speaker 3 And if they keep going, I'll just say, come get this bitch. Yeah.

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Speaker 1 2:30 30 in the morning oh yeah cats and kittens welcome back to the commercial break i'm brian green this is my dear friend and the co-host of this show brian green best to you brian and best to you brian and best to you out there in the podcast universe welcome to another episode of the commercial break it's a tcb infomercial tuesday with a very special guest indeed chelsea lynn also known as trailer trash Tammy.

Speaker 1 But let me not ignore the elephant in the room. Why am I saying hello to myself? Because Chrissy's not here.
Because Chrissy's not supposed to be here. You see, long time ago,

Speaker 1 well, let me explain it this way. When a man loves a woman, or a man loves a man, or a woman loves a woman, sometimes those people do things with each other.
More adult thinks.

Speaker 1 And Chrissy and I recorded an intro and an outro to this episode, but for one reason or another, I cannot get it to work.

Speaker 1 So, since Chrissy's not supposed to be here, and I would like to let you listen to the Chelsea Lynn interview, I'm just going to do it solo. Fuck it.
We'll do it live, as they say in the business.

Speaker 1 Let's talk a little bit about Chelsea Lynn and then we'll get to the interview where Chrissy is a part of that interview and I know that's the part you really want to hear.

Speaker 1 Chelsea Lynn is one of my personal pandemic guilty pleasures. I found her social media during the lockdowns of 2020, just as I was starting this podcast, actually.

Speaker 1 And one of the things that instantly hooked me into Chelsea was this universe of characters, this cast of characters that she had created that were living and breathing on video and podcasts and social media around trailer trash Tammy, which is essentially an alter ego.

Speaker 1 So I want you to imagine for a minute, if you will, if you have not heard of Chelsea,

Speaker 1 that the Crabapple bits that I do at the beginning of the show had come to life in a much funnier, much grander, much more visual way.

Speaker 1 And 10 and a half million people also liked those characters. So

Speaker 1 10 and a half people like the Crab Apple bits, 10 and a half million like Trailer Trash Tammy, and the universe of characters that she has created or other people have created and brought into her world.

Speaker 1 And she goes out there in the universe and she interacts with people. as Trailer Trash Tammy.

Speaker 2 She's been in music videos.

Speaker 1 She's had many a celebrity, a comedian on her podcast, in her videos, and she's just done it. I mean, I don't know any other way to explain how

Speaker 1 crazy huge Chelsea Lynn and Trailer Trash Tammy have become. Here's one way I can put it into perspective.

Speaker 1 In 2026, in March, I think, of 2026, Chelsea will be doing the second annual

Speaker 1 Tammy's Pontoon Party,

Speaker 1 which which is a Norwegian cruise line that is completely occupied by people who love Chelsea and Tammy and this other rotating characters that she has in her world.

Speaker 1 So, like 1,500 people will get on a cruise for four nights and they will travel around the Caribbean and Mexico. And you can do this too.

Speaker 1 You can go to eatmytrash.com and find out more information about that. By the way, check out that URL, eatmytrash.com for all things Chelsea Lynn.
But she will go on this cruise and it is wild.

Speaker 1 You should watch some of the videos on YouTube of last year's cruise, this year's cruise, and how insane it was. Here, let me give you a little snippet of what's to come on the interview.

Speaker 1 So in the last version of the cruise, she hired a band called Mini Kiss. And that's not like a small kiss, like a half kiss.
That mini kiss means that

Speaker 1 It is people of a shorter stature who are dressed up exactly like the band Kiss and they play Kiss covers.

Speaker 1 That's not even the wild part. That's pretty wild, but that's not the wild part.
The wild part is that Chelsea wanted to have them on cruise number two. So she called and asked if they would come.

Speaker 1 And of course, they said yes.

Speaker 1 She then pitched that to Norwegian Cruise Lines, to which the higher-ups at Norwegian said, fuck no, mini Kiss is never coming back on not only your cruise, but any cruise of ours, period, end of sentence.

Speaker 1 Chelsea will explain why in this interview, but it is insane.

Speaker 1 And if that's your kind of party, if you're into it, I would highly suggest you go to eatmytrash.com soon to book your room because I think there are right now there are limited rooms available.

Speaker 1 I've been kind of keeping up with all of the sales emails that come through.

Speaker 1 So she's got TikTok.

Speaker 1 Five, six million people follow her on TikTok. About a million people follow her on Instagram.
She's got a number of different accounts. Million and a half people are subscribed on YouTube.

Speaker 1 She's got an OnlyFans page. She does multiple podcasts and she is everywhere.

Speaker 1 Chelsea Lynn, also known as Trailer Trash Tammy, I would normally throw it to Chrissy right now and I would say, hey, Chrissy, why don't we take a break?

Speaker 1 And then through the magic of telepodcasting, Chelsea Lynn will be right here in front of us on our video screen. But since Chrissy's not here, I'm just going to tell you, why don't we take a break?

Speaker 1 And then through the magic of telepodcasting, I will fanboy out a little bit about one of my personal favorites, Chelsea Lynn, coming here to talk to Chrissy and I. We'll be back.

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Speaker 2 And she's here with us now, Chelsea Lynn, one of my pandemic heroes, as I was just telling you. One of the people that pulled me through the pandemic, got me inspired, and made me laugh along the way.

Speaker 2 Did you like, did you read, did your stuff really blow up when everybody was sitting at home?

Speaker 2 And I mean, I know you've been around for a long time doing vines and all that, but did it like set on fire during the pandemic?

Speaker 3 Yeah.

Speaker 3 Well, first off, thank you. I appreciate that.

Speaker 3 Yeah, it was a slow burn there for a minute. You know, I was gaining a little bit of following, a little bit of love.

Speaker 3 And then I just, I think people were just bored at home and just, cause I didn't change anything I was doing. Yeah.

Speaker 3 And then during the pandemic, it just got a little, woof. It kind of went off.
It hit. It went off there.

Speaker 2 Your shit is so wacky and so wild and so relatable. It's like you are this exaggerated version of everybody we know or some character in your world is.
Yeah, your wigs, dude.

Speaker 3 Thank you. We do a little bit of everything.
You know, I'll do the trailer trash Tammy stuff. I'll do just some regular Chelsea life stuff.

Speaker 3 We do positive talks podcasts with the wig. Like we just, honestly, I'm just having fun.
And if something sticks, great. If it doesn't, I'm still having fun.

Speaker 3 So I just do, do a little bit of everything.

Speaker 2 Were you the kind of child who would sit around and like make characters and you know, do little funny things? I imagine your family is pretty funny. Everyone's all in on this, right?

Speaker 3 Yes. I was the type of kid that if there was a camcorder, if anyone had one of those big camcorders on their shoulders,

Speaker 3 I was the one who was in front of the camcorder being like, watch me do this, watch me do this.

Speaker 2 So

Speaker 2 yeah we have footage of that actually so yes okay when are those tapes getting released the epstein tapes and the chelsea lynn tapes i want them both released immediately we need them both we we need them both yes i love how you're wearing a dr phil i know you got to tell us that's my guy yep phil mcgraw he was

Speaker 2 Yeah, we got him to do a commercial for us. A couple of commercials, actually.
We convinced him

Speaker 2 to do some commercials for our podcast. And I've, it's still to this day, it's the funniest fucking thing ever because we give him this script.
And, like, the first six times he read it, it was very,

Speaker 2 I didn't know, he didn't know what to make of it. Like, if you're a big fan of fucking ghosts, check out the commercial breaks.

Speaker 2 And, but then the seventh time, I think he understood that it should be comic, you know, that it's comedy. And he got with it and he did the best read we've ever had, ever.

Speaker 3 Dude, I am so jealous. You got Dr.
Phil to do a commercial for you.

Speaker 2 What the hell, dude?

Speaker 2 That's crazy. We paid him.

Speaker 3 I would do the same thing.

Speaker 2 Call of him. He'll do it.
Call him. He's going to

Speaker 2 podcast.

Speaker 2 Okay.

Speaker 3 Okay.

Speaker 2 I love him. Is he one of your guilty pleasures, one of your TV guilty pleasures?

Speaker 3 Yeah. I mean, come on.
Just watching Dr. Phil, even if it's a serious episode, it's so funny.
Just the things he says.

Speaker 3 He's Dr. Phil, dude.
I've actually been in the audience several times.

Speaker 2 No way. I love him.

Speaker 2 What were the shows about? Yeah, what were the shows?

Speaker 3 Oh, my gosh. Oh, I can't even remember.

Speaker 2 Did you get on TV? Did they like, did the camera pay on to you?

Speaker 3 Oh, yeah, me doing this.

Speaker 2 Clapping. Yeah.

Speaker 2 Oh, yeah.

Speaker 2 Yep.

Speaker 2 Because you loved him so much, you actually traveled to Los Angeles to go into the studios and sit there?

Speaker 3 Well, I used to live in San Diego. Okay.

Speaker 3 So super close. And I'd go up to LA all the time anyway.
So it was just like, hey, well, you have a free day. Let's get some tickets and go type of thing.

Speaker 2 Wow.

Speaker 2 That's crazy.

Speaker 3 I've also been to the Price is Right.

Speaker 2 Oh.

Speaker 3 It's been several years and I've never got on. And that is still a goal.

Speaker 2 I still need to do that. Oh, that's one of my favorites.
All right. So you want a Price is Right story? I'll tell you.

Speaker 2 I'll take up a little, I'll cut a little, I'll eat up a little bit of your time with my story. Hold on.
So

Speaker 2 we used to have this streaming radio station like we went from working in radio to having like a like a homegrown streaming radio station there was a guy who worked for us his name was alfie alfie was the world's biggest prices right fan and i hired a girl and he met this girl and they fell in love and he went he was such a big fan of prices right he wrote them and he said i need to be on the show i need to ask my girlfriend to marry me on the show.

Speaker 2 Can you make this happen? And no shit, They made it happen. So it's out there on the internet.

Speaker 2 There's a lot of different places, but I think he's one of the only people who's ever been on The Price is Right and gotten engaged. So he gets called.
He does a game.

Speaker 2 At the end of the game, they, you know, Drew Carey says, hey, listen, you know, I hear you have something else in mind. And he asks his girlfriend to marry him on The Price is Right.

Speaker 2 So he didn't win it much, but

Speaker 2 he won a fiancé.

Speaker 3 That is a dream, dude. That is awesome.

Speaker 2 Yeah. Yes.

Speaker 2 Oh, my God.

Speaker 2 I love watching it every time. It makes me smile because he just was so in love.
And then Price is right. I've been to the Family Feud taping.
Yeah, Family Feud's a fun one, too.

Speaker 3 That's a goal of my, I love game shows. I love, that's, I want to be on Family Feud.

Speaker 2 Oh, yeah, that would be so much fun. But you know, one of our dreams is here, Chelsea, is to have our own cruise, like a commercial break cruise.

Speaker 2 And right before you came on, we were watching like your hype video for the pontoon party. Yeah, it looks like so much fun.
What is that all about? You got to dig in. Tell us.

Speaker 3 I can't believe it.

Speaker 3 I've got my own Tammy's pontoon party cruise.

Speaker 3 And a couple weeks, about three years ago, my agent came to me and said, Would you ever want to do a cruise?

Speaker 3 And I'm thinking, like, oh, would you, would I ever want to be booked as a comedian on a cruise? Yeah, that sounds, that'd be awesome. She goes, no, no, no, like your own cruise.

Speaker 2 And I said, I don't know if I could sell a cruise.

Speaker 2 Wild, wild.

Speaker 3 I go, she goes, well, I think we should try. And it just, it sold, it sold out.
I was just, we're doing it. We're about to do our second cruise.
I'm like, oh, my gosh.

Speaker 2 Right. Tell us some of the things that go on on the cruise.

Speaker 3 Well, for starters, we had mini kiss on our first cruise, and they've been banned.

Speaker 2 Why did they get banned? Why?

Speaker 3 I don't even know if I can say on here.

Speaker 2 You can say.

Speaker 2 You can say anything on here. She doesn't know if she can legally with her lawyers

Speaker 2 well no

Speaker 3 they they uh let's just say day one they were giving and receiving oral in the hot tub on the upper deck oh what

Speaker 3 and even for me i'm like hey go to your room

Speaker 3 but if that just gives you kind of like it was a that was my first cruise ever it was wild and fun. And I'm not even kidding you.

Speaker 3 Me and my whole family to this day say that was the funnest time I've ever had in my life.

Speaker 2 Wow. It looks fun.
That hype video looks fun.

Speaker 3 Incredible. And we're doing our second one.
Gosh, in like six months, I think it's in February. End of February.
End of February. We're going to Mexico out of Tampa and we are counting down the day.

Speaker 2 But is it a lot of work?

Speaker 2 Is it, I know you say it's fun. I can only imagine that it's like a blast.
You're drinking with everybody saying hello to the fans.

Speaker 2 But one of the things that Chrissy and I talked about when we discussed doing a cruise, which is what, you know, like a dream for us too, not that anybody has approached us to do a cruise.

Speaker 2 Nobody's asking for it. Yes.
It seems like it would be a lot of work. Like you'd have to be on 20, you know, almost 24 hours a day.

Speaker 3 Well, you're doing about a year of planning. Yeah.
Before we have weekly meetings of planning every week, starting about a year before. So it is a lot.
And I am involved in everything.

Speaker 3 It's not like they plan it and I just show up. Like this is like

Speaker 2 planning.

Speaker 3 Yeah. Yes.
And then, yes, it's a lot of work. So on the crew, the first cruise we did, I had so many, because we had shows and meet and greets and activities and stuff.

Speaker 3 And so many fans came up to me and they're like, oh, gosh, they're working you to death. You must be so tired.
I'm like, if this is work, dude, like this is the best job in the world. Like,

Speaker 3 I was having so much fun. It's unbelievable.

Speaker 2 I think it is awesome. I think that's one of the things that I admire about you personally is that you do have the best job in the world.
We do have the best job in the world.

Speaker 2 We're not digging ditches. We're not out there in the hot sun most of the time, not out there in the hot sun.

Speaker 2 We're just talking on a microphone, making up silly shit for a living, and blessed enough then to have people on the other end who receive it and then whatever the revenue is.

Speaker 2 But the reality or the way that I see you interpreting all of this is really just still humble and having fun.

Speaker 2 You're not like, like, it's not, some people, some, I think sometimes they get a little bit of fame. I mean, this is a tried and true story, old as time,

Speaker 2 is that you get a little bit of fame and then it goes to your head and you act like a real asshole, but you just seem to be having a whole bunch of fun with this.

Speaker 3 Man, you'll never hear me complaining about this job ever. Yeah.
Ever, ever, ever. And, and I started this

Speaker 3 just having fun. I never anticipated doing stand-up comedy.
I never anticipated being famous. I never, I mean, nothing.
I literally just started this for fun.

Speaker 3 And when I was able to quit my nine-to-five seven years ago,

Speaker 3 that was insane to me. And it's every time I get to do something, it's mind-blowing to me that I even get to do this.
So I will, you'll never catch me slipping on complaining. Yeah, ever.

Speaker 2 This is crazy.

Speaker 3 Thank you. It's just crazy.
I'm like, you know, I grew up in Oklahoma in a run-down trailer house, literally.

Speaker 3 And it's just the fact that like people show up to these things for me, it's just like,

Speaker 3 I can't even, it's wild.

Speaker 2 And now it's wild. And now I will tell you, you're in New Orleans right now as we're recording this, not as you're listening to it, listeners, but as we're recording this, you're in New Orleans.

Speaker 2 I know which hotel you're at in New Orleans because I've been to that hotel.

Speaker 2 Yes, ma'am. And that is, I mean, from the trailer in Oklahoma to where you're spending the night tonight is one hell of a, of an updo.
You know what I'm saying? It's one hell of an updo. Yeah.

Speaker 3 Crazy. Crazy.
Crazy.

Speaker 2 What was your nine to five before you kind of hit it? Oh, gosh.

Speaker 3 I was doing a little bit of everything, but right before I quit, I had two jobs. I was working at Whole Foods in the bakery.

Speaker 3 And I also worked for like a tech company as like an assistant type thing. Okay.
So I was basically working for engineers. My husband was an an engineer and he got me the job.

Speaker 3 So I was working kind of as an assistant for engineers and I was working those two jobs and

Speaker 3 I don't know what it was. I was on my way to work one morning, literally, and like a light bulb went off.
And I just said, I'm, I'm putting in my two weeks notice. Wow.

Speaker 3 And

Speaker 3 yeah, because I wasn't making any money at that point.

Speaker 2 Yeah.

Speaker 3 And I just went in and put my two weeks notice and it's been great ever since. It's free to go off.

Speaker 2 Yeah. Yes.
Yeah. Exactly.
We were talking to Donnell Rawlings, the comedian, about this and he said

Speaker 2 that

Speaker 2 someone told him when early on, when he was making no money, when he had no change, when he was couch surfing and, you know, we're doing gigs for food and beer and stuff like that.

Speaker 2 He, someone told him,

Speaker 2 you have to firmly believe with blind faith that this is the only thing you were ever put here on earth to do and go do it.

Speaker 2 Don't give yourself another option because you give yourself another option, you're going to do something else because this ain't the easy way. This is not the easy way.

Speaker 2 And, you know, we did the same thing with the podcast. All of a sudden, we went from one episode, you know, basically a month to four episodes a week.
You just kind of blindly have to

Speaker 2 like take that leap of faith. And when it works out so spectacularly, it's almost like there's no doubt the universe is saying, hey, Chelsea, this is where you're supposed to be.

Speaker 2 This is where you're supposed to be.

Speaker 3 And you know what? If it doesn't work out, you had nothing to lose. You're back to square one.
So what? So you might as well just do it. Exactly.
You might as well just do it.

Speaker 2 Yep. Yeah.
And you're taking your family along for a ride. Does your hub, does your husband still work? I'm sorry, I don't know.
Does he still work?

Speaker 3 No, he, he, I forced him to quit his job about a year ago.

Speaker 2 And

Speaker 3 he did not want to do it.

Speaker 3 But it was a very stressful job. And I was like, Greg, I'll go, just quit your job and you can, you know, he's real big into racing and cars and stuff.

Speaker 3 So he started a youtube channel himself he's he's grinding you know on this side also so

Speaker 2 um my sis yeah my sisters are in my videos one of my sisters is my tour manager the other works on my podcast so it's a family business for sure we know all about it incredible yeah we know all about it and that's the way it's got i mean And not only like, are you living this kind of like dream existence now, making content and getting up on stage, making people happy, but then you to bring your family along with it is like the ultimate

Speaker 2 F you to your former nine-to-five. You're working in a bakery at Whole Foods

Speaker 2 now.

Speaker 2 I'm so happy for you. And thank you.
And then you're bumming a cigarette from Post Malone. I saw that video and I could not believe it.
I go, is that a setup or did that really fucking happen?

Speaker 2 I watched it. I couldn't believe it.

Speaker 3 I couldn't believe it. And

Speaker 3 we saw him, dude. It was just the most random chance meeting in the world.
okay yeah we we just i saw him randomly in an alley behind the rhyming yeah

Speaker 3 it was like there's post like it was just the craziest thing the nicest guy i've ever met oh yeah you got tootsies on one side the rhyming on the other

Speaker 3 i was walking out of tootsies i was walking out of and i was just waiting on my right i was trying to figure out where to go for my ride and he was right there just standing it was nothing did he know who you were did he know who you were

Speaker 3 I don't think, I don't think he did.

Speaker 2 Oh, you don't think he knew who you were?

Speaker 3 Okay, no, no, and and yeah, all when I posted that video, people were like, How does he not know who you are? I'm like, Most people don't know who I am.

Speaker 2 Well, that's true. You can be a pretty fucking famous and still have a fair share of people that don't know who you are, which is nice sometimes, right? Exactly, but do you get noticed a lot?

Speaker 3 Recognize oh, yeah, probably every day, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 3 Um, but it's not like crazy, it's not like crowds of people or whatever. Not at all.
But it's like, it's pretty, it's several people a day, probably. It's wild.
That's great. That's got to be crazy.

Speaker 2 Yeah. That's got to be a big change, like to go from a rather anonymous existence, right?

Speaker 2 Because Chelsea, just so the listeners know, this is not like you showed up on social media in 2020 and blew up. You had been doing like vines in 2012 and 13, right?

Speaker 3 I was about to say, I think I started 2012, 2013. Yeah.

Speaker 3 And like I said, it was a slow burn. Like my podcast co-host, Paige Jen, she

Speaker 3 went to bed one night with like 100 followers and woke up with like half a million followers. That did not happen for me.

Speaker 2 Oh my gosh.

Speaker 3 It was very gradual. So I kind of got used to everything very slowly.

Speaker 2 Yeah.

Speaker 3 But yeah, it's still crazy. I'm like, this is wild.

Speaker 2 Well, that's got to be a little bit of a blessing, though, that it happens a little bit slowly because then you ease your way

Speaker 2 into it. Yes, you know, there's an old saying that overnight success and overnight successes never happens overnight, right?

Speaker 2 It's like, right, you know, but sometimes I guess, like in the case of Paige, it really did.

Speaker 2 I know she woke up with half a million followers, yeah.

Speaker 3 Something crazy like that. She had posted like a fall, like a

Speaker 3 falling, she does like uh stunts and stuff, like falling videos. And one of them went crazy and like World Star reposted it, and boom, dude.
It was, she woke up and was like, what the hell?

Speaker 2 Holy

Speaker 2 shit.

Speaker 3 Yeah. Mine was more of a slow thing.

Speaker 2 So what, so now you're on tour.

Speaker 2 So you, so you go from the vine, then you go move over to YouTube, then you're following it on social media, burning, burning, burning, slowly gathering followers and kind of figuring out your own comedic voice, I would imagine.

Speaker 2 Yes. Doing these funny characters and Tammy and the family and all that.

Speaker 2 Now you're doing stand-up. Now you're selling out shows, right? You're going and you're doing your own brand of humor,

Speaker 2 probably in a way you never imagined you would have. No.

Speaker 3 What? Never.

Speaker 2 Do you love the

Speaker 2 like that feedback that you're getting on stage? Is that the best in the world?

Speaker 3 It's the crazy dude, it's the craziest. I never would have thought in a million years I would do stand-up comedy.

Speaker 2 Yeah.

Speaker 3 And, and what, how I started it was

Speaker 3 years ago, fans would message me, you need to do stand-up. You need to do a show.
Do it, you know, and I'm like, I'm not doing stand up.

Speaker 2 Like, what? You're crazy.

Speaker 3 You're crazy. I'm not doing stand-up.

Speaker 3 And then I think it planted that just little thing in my head. And I was like, for years, I thought about it.
I was like, you know what? I'm just going to try it.

Speaker 3 And if I don't like it, then I'll be done. And if I, if I'm not good at it, then I'm done.
You know, at least I tried it. Well,

Speaker 3 I did, I did a show and I was like, okay, yeah, this is,

Speaker 2 this is awesome. That's the mother's milk right there.

Speaker 3 This is cool. This is cool.

Speaker 3 And I haven't stopped since, and that was four years ago.

Speaker 3 Where did you try it out at for the first time? In Dallas at Hyenas Comedy Club. Okay.
So what happened was I had a friend who does stand-up, Vinny Montez. He's out of Denver and he said, hey,

Speaker 3 I know you don't do stand-up, but would you want to do this show? Hyenas wants to book us for this show. And I kind of took that as like a universal sign to be like, you know what? Now or never.

Speaker 3 Give it a shot. Let's do it.

Speaker 3 And I booked a show, announced it. It sold out in 10 minutes.
Wow.

Speaker 3 They added another, and they added another show that sold out.

Speaker 3 They added another show.

Speaker 2 That sold out. Oh, my God.

Speaker 3 We ended up doing four shows.

Speaker 3 And they wanted to add more.

Speaker 2 And I said, hold on, let's just do these four. Let's just try this out.

Speaker 3 And by the way,

Speaker 3 I'm not tooting my own horn shows do not sell that that good for me anymore by the way

Speaker 2 um

Speaker 2 well the demand was there your demand was there demand up to it yeah right and i did those four shows and i said let's keep going yeah how did you work on the material how do you how do you work out that material

Speaker 3 so and i still do this four years later i will i'll just write a bit and i will just rehearse it in my room by myself until it's memorized and I'll go on stage and do it.

Speaker 3 And things that I thought would get a laugh, if they don't, I'll take it out, I'll replace it, and I literally just do it in my room by myself.

Speaker 2 Wow. That's a great way to do it.
Yeah. Yeah.
I mean, it's like the old school, and when you're in school, trying to memorize, you know,

Speaker 3 your project to get up and

Speaker 2 class and talk. Yeah, but I get this.
And you know what? Go ahead, please.

Speaker 3 Well, you know, what's funny is I have a really weird attention. Like,

Speaker 3 when I'm on stage and there's if it's like a small club if there's people in front of me and they're ordering a drink or talking to the person beside them or if they're like doing stuff it my focus it's so hard for me to focus on my stand-up so when i'm when i'm rehearsing at home i will make my husband and my two sisters stand sit in front of me on the couch and i make them talk to each other while i stand in while i stand in the room and perform the stand-up what a great meet that is very

Speaker 3 while they're talking to try to work that muscle of like ignoring what's going on around me.

Speaker 3 So they're used to doing that for me.

Speaker 2 That's like the Super Bowl teams that'll go to the big state, whatever stadium it's at, you know, the Superdome or whatever, and they'll have the audio people guys

Speaker 2 type in super loud music, crowd noise, firecrackers, gunshot, whatever. Wow.
To make sure that

Speaker 2 to get used to the noise and all the stuff that's going to be going on in a really loud environment.

Speaker 2 I do think also that if I was up on stage and someone was not focused on me, they were focused on something else, that my natural inclination would be to tune into what they were doing.

Speaker 2 And that is super distracting.

Speaker 3 Yes.

Speaker 3 It's hard. That's the hardest part about it.
That's the hardest part about doing stand-up for me. Do you get is the attention.

Speaker 2 Do you have you ever had hecklers at your show?

Speaker 3 Oh, yes. I

Speaker 3 will kick people out like it's nothing, like it's nothing.

Speaker 2 Nice. I always love you.
Yeah.

Speaker 3 And I never have rude hecklers. It's always people,

Speaker 3 it's always people that love me,

Speaker 3 but it's usually people that have had a little bit too much to drink and

Speaker 3 they just want, instead of listening to me do stand-up, they just want to talk to me in the middle of my set.

Speaker 3 And I will give them a couple, a couple breaks. I'll say, okay, I'll say, okay, now you need to to be quiet, you know, because people didn't come here to hear you, you know.

Speaker 3 And if they keep going, I'll just say, come get this bitch.

Speaker 2 I love it.

Speaker 3 You know, you can't ruin it for other people. So I have no problem kicking people out if they're disruptive.

Speaker 2 I have been, I've seen my fair share of live comedy. I went to a show, the Pete Davidson.
I saw Pete Davidson like working out some material in a really small club here in Atlanta.

Speaker 2 And he had a couple of openers. And one of the openers was trying to do his set.

Speaker 2 And there was a guy in the audience who had a little bit too much who thought that he was supposed to be part of the act. You know what I'm saying?

Speaker 2 He would, he would try, and the comedian was trying to tell a joke, and he would have a punchline ready, and he would say it out loud. And the first time it happened, he got a little bit of a laugh.

Speaker 2 The second time, people were like,

Speaker 2 and the third time, the comedian just let into him. I mean, he just was like, hey, dude, you want to get up here? Because I'll give you the fucking microphone.
I'm getting paid.

Speaker 2 And he ended up getting escorted out of the show. I do think that's the right thing to do after a minute.
Hey, listen.

Speaker 2 They didn't pay to see you. They paid to see me.
No offense.

Speaker 2 Yeah. And this is not our personal conversation.

Speaker 3 Right. And one of my very first shows, I had been doing stand-up just a few months.

Speaker 3 I had a girl kind of towards the front of the stage and she was drunk and just talking to the person next to her the entire time.

Speaker 3 And I ignored it. I ignored it.
I didn't, you know, I was fresh at stand-up. I didn't know how to, how to handle that situation.

Speaker 3 and after the show during the meet and greet i had a lady come up to me and and i was like did you have a good time and she's like well yeah i did but i didn't get to hear hardly anything you said because the lady beside me was talking the entire time and i said i said never again will i ever let that happen at another show of mine and i haven't and i haven't yeah it should be a rule we've talked about this on the phone chelsea people at live events are getting fucking loony loony tuned.

Speaker 2 Like, you know, people throwing phones on stage at live music events.

Speaker 2 People standing up.

Speaker 2 Between music and comedy, the weird things that you see people doing, there's a certain kind of entitlement and bravado that goes on, and they ruin it for everybody else who's just there to have a good time.

Speaker 2 So I think it should be a rule. If you talk during a comedy show, if you're not talking because the comedian asked you to talk, you need to leave.
Go somewhere else. Take that shit outside.

Speaker 2 Take that shit outside. Brian has said,

Speaker 2 put it in the book. Put it in the book.
Put it in the notebook.

Speaker 2 You're, this is part of a family. When you were growing up and you were hamming it up for the camera, was your family in on this too?

Speaker 2 Like, now it's a family affair, but this is like, is a lot of these characters like organic that you and your family have been? I don't know.

Speaker 2 In my mind, when I watch some of your videos, I think, I bet they've been doing this for years. I bet they've been doing these voices and these characters for years.
Yeah.

Speaker 3 Yes, and no. Some of them, yes, some of them, no.

Speaker 3 And I

Speaker 3 kind of will try things out. And if people ask for more of it, then I'll keep doing it.

Speaker 3 So, in that happens organically in that way, like me and my sister have been doing these characters and these voices called the Barbaras since we were,

Speaker 3 and they're real, they wear like bottle, bottle, bottle cat glass, and they'll talk about this and they're kind of old ladies.

Speaker 3 And we've been doing that since we were 12, 13.

Speaker 3 And we were kind of just Snapchatting us doing it. And people just begged for more.
So now we have to do full barber skits and

Speaker 3 the positive talks. It's a, it's a, um, I love those.

Speaker 2 Thank you. It's a podcast.

Speaker 3 I do it on my Patreon. And I started with just doing one.
And now it's the number one requested thing I do.

Speaker 2 Oh, really?

Speaker 3 We, we would post maybe one episode every couple months and people were like, literally daily, Chelsea, this is not enough like i subscribe to watch this yeah podcast

Speaker 3 so now so now we have to put out we do uh two episodes a month it's um hilarious it really so i kind of just go with what people are asking for honestly smart honestly yeah yeah we should take that advice

Speaker 3 we should stop doing this people don't care about now hey so some stuff i do for myself if i think it's funny and people don't like it i'm like hey i'm having fun i'm gonna keep doing it.

Speaker 2 Exactly. You got to.
If you're not enjoying it, then

Speaker 2 what else are you doing? The positive talks, the best thing to me is the little intro that

Speaker 2 you guys did for the

Speaker 2 positive talks. Reminds me of like, I don't know, Reba in the 80s.
Yeah. Something like a Reba show.

Speaker 2 It is very, it is very funny. You, you're, you're all very naturally funny together.
It's obvious

Speaker 2 that there's a rhythm going there. And that's, that is, yeah,

Speaker 2 I, I think everybody can probably relate to being in a setting where you have a few beers, you're sitting around with the guys or the girls, and you have a rapport with somebody where you're laughing and you're yucking it up, maybe a sister or a brother.

Speaker 2 But it's very, I think,

Speaker 2 unique to find people who do that in an ensemble so naturally, so gifted, so quick

Speaker 2 and funny, because that's the part that's that's really hard. It's like one, two, three, be funny, right? That's really hard to do.

Speaker 2 And I know there's probably takes and stuff like that but you're just it's just really good you guys are you girls are gifted at what you're doing and thank you have you ever had any interest in doing um or have you ever had anybody interested in taking this into a fully scripted or unscripted television program for a streamer i can't imagine somebody hasn't approached you to say hey can we can we develop this Yeah, for positive talks or for any of it?

Speaker 2 Any of it. Any of it.
Yeah.

Speaker 3 Yeah. We, um, I feel like I've met with a thousand production companies over the past, you know, several years.

Speaker 3 Yeah.

Speaker 3 Um, yes, I part of me wants to write a Tammy movie. You know, I've been working on

Speaker 3 a pilot for kind of a TV show that we're out pitching actually right now. But, you know, I've, I've pitched other stuff over the years and, you know, how things go.
It's like,

Speaker 3 you know,

Speaker 3 you get excited about something. It doesn't happen.

Speaker 3 So I, nothing has happened solid, but I'm always out there grinding, trying to get a show or a movie done. Yeah.
Absolutely.

Speaker 2 Yes. Yeah.
We have a little bit of experience with this. It's very much hurry up and wait.
It's like, yes. Get excited, then nothing happens.
Get excited, nothing happens.

Speaker 3 Yep. And I also don't want to wait around for someone to come to me and be like, hey,

Speaker 3 let's do this, which I have had people come to me, but I want to like create something. You know, I've been, like I said, I've been working on

Speaker 3 this show that I'm actually really excited about that we're trying to go out there and pitch. So, you know, fingers crossed.
And you know what? I'm a tough person.

Speaker 3 If that never happens, that's fine.

Speaker 3 I'm living the dream with what I'm doing now. So,

Speaker 3 you know, whatever happens, it will happen. It'll be fine.

Speaker 2 You're doing cruises. You're selling out shows.
You're doing okay. You're smoking cigarettes with Post Malone.
I think you're okay. I think you're doing fine.
I'm good.

Speaker 2 You're staying at the finest Hampton Inn in all of New Orleans. You're doing okay for yourself.

Speaker 2 Yes. You're okay for yourself.

Speaker 2 Right.

Speaker 2 How hot is New Orleans right now, by the way? Oh, yeah. Good question.

Speaker 2 It's very, it's very hot.

Speaker 2 Yeah.

Speaker 3 Yes, it's very hot, but it's been raining off and on, which has kind of been nice.

Speaker 3 But it's hot, girl.

Speaker 2 You got that swampy. Yeah, New Orleans is hot in December.

Speaker 2 New Orleans is one of those places.

Speaker 2 Being in a Sup Bowl, of course. I think that's part of what

Speaker 2 makes the people of New Orleans so weird and wild and wonderful is that they're constantly steaming their brains.

Speaker 2 The heat. Yeah.

Speaker 3 They're in a sauna 24-7. That can't be good for your, yeah.

Speaker 3 We're going on a Gator tour tour tomorrow and i've never been on one

Speaker 3 those are good and i'm ex i'm excited

Speaker 2 you got to get excited are you going on the airboat

Speaker 3 i think it's yeah it's one of those yeah which i'm a little scared of but it's i don't know i you know it's like hey we're here let's do it it's fine we've been on two and we went on one of them when my kid was like

Speaker 2 just maybe a year old oh my gosh i know and so this guy down in you know middle of nowhere florida and he's like in the Everglades. And he's like, don't worry about it.
We have kids here all the time.

Speaker 2 And I'm like, he's one. Like, you know, am I going to be able to hold on to him? And that guy was whipping around those Everglades.
And I was hanging on to my son for dear life.

Speaker 2 And he's calling the Gator by name. And it's opening.
It was wild. It was wild.
I think you'll have fun, though, because seeing a gator really up close in person is kind of one of the.

Speaker 2 Like it hits you in a place that's very primal. You're like, wow, this is why we're scared of gators.

Speaker 2 And they're wild. Yes, they're wild.

Speaker 3 I'm the nervous one out of the group. Everyone else is excited.
I'm like, oh my gosh, my heart's pounding right now just thinking about it.

Speaker 2 Here's a piece of advice. Sit in the middle of the boat.

Speaker 2 Don't sit on the edges. Sit in the middle of the boat.

Speaker 2 Done. Done.
Those guys, they always think that the gators. For some reason, they treat them like pets.
They're their friends.

Speaker 2 They call them by name. But, you know, we all have seen those weird, wild videos where, you know, the tigers were everybody's pet until they bit off a head or something.

Speaker 3 Exactly.

Speaker 2 Look at those.

Speaker 2 And,

Speaker 2 I mean, you've seen a lot of crazy stuff in your life. You saw Mini Kiss giving head inside of the jacuzzi.
I still can't get over it.

Speaker 3 Hey, we hadn't even been on the boat five hours, and that was happening.

Speaker 2 No fucking time. Did you have to kick them off like from then, or just like they did the rest of the cruise, but they're banned?

Speaker 3 So I love them to death. I had never met them before the cruise, but when we were picking people, I go, Minnie Kiss has to be number one.

Speaker 3 So since the cruise, we have become really good friends. I they've come and stayed at my house.
Like, I love them.

Speaker 3 So, we hadn't been on the cruise for a few hours, and my sister, I was getting ready to do our first show. I was filming my first special that night.

Speaker 3 And my sister came up and she said, Did you hear about Minnie Kiss? I was like, No, what?

Speaker 3 She goes, He was eating something in the hall.

Speaker 2 I'm like, She goes,

Speaker 3 She goes, They had about 30 people around them just sitting there cheering at me.

Speaker 2 Oh my God.

Speaker 3 So we continued to have a great time on the cruise. And then this year, when we were, when we were planning this next cruise, I told them, I said, Mini Kiss, coming back.
They're my number one.

Speaker 3 And they came back and said, yeah,

Speaker 2 we

Speaker 3 banned them.

Speaker 2 I was like, what?

Speaker 3 Dude, I was like, I go, let me talk to the, call this. I was, so I was like, I was not happy, but

Speaker 3 yeah it was fun though it was worth they said they they all told me they said worth it yeah exactly worth it I got ahead it was worth it

Speaker 2 right hey listen you know when you're in mini kiss you got to live up gotta live up to the expectation that is wild and yeah well I so mini kiss for those of you that don't know you got to google this they're they really are they're a cover band of kiss uh made up of little people people who have under

Speaker 2 um

Speaker 2 whatever kind of

Speaker 2 dwarfism. Dwarfism.
Yeah. And

Speaker 2 by the way, Seven Little Johnson's my favorite show in the world. So just

Speaker 2 have you ever seen that show?

Speaker 3 Yes, I have.

Speaker 2 I tried to get them on the show, but for some reason, they won't get on.

Speaker 2 You tried to get on their show. I tried to get on their show, too, but for some reason, don't give up.

Speaker 2 Don't give up. I'm not.
As soon as they go blue,

Speaker 2 I think I'm okay.

Speaker 2 But so the mini kids, so they do the whole cover band and the makeup makeup and all that stuff so you can imagine the wild scene as one of them is oh

Speaker 3 there were girls walking around i did see there were girls walking on the cruise ship with white makeup around their lips

Speaker 2 no

Speaker 3 where they had just been making out with mini kiss yeah

Speaker 2 wow those guys are those guys know how to pull tails

Speaker 2 they're better at it than i am but hey listen i mean again when you're in mini kiss you got to live up to all of the expectations of mini kiss take advantage.

Speaker 2 Would Gene Simmons be doing anything less? No, I'm afraid he would. He wouldn't.
Yeah, maybe his tongue's a little bit longer, but he's a little bit more proportional. So there you go.

Speaker 3 But no, this cruise is going to be just as good. We have L King coming on.

Speaker 2 I saw that. That's crazy.
Yeah.

Speaker 2 Wow. Who are you?

Speaker 3 Tam Patterson, Josh Wolf.

Speaker 3 Lots of comics. The girls that opened for me, Tina and Libby will be there.

Speaker 3 We're doing a live viral podcast, a live trailer tales podcast um i've got some special things planned that i don't want to say yet it's going to be it's going to be epic we added another night so it's even a longer cruise so it was three nights now it's four

Speaker 2 yes yeah yeah so when when you do these cruises uh because i don't know this i understand that sometimes uh these cruises are you are just a party on another cruise and then sometimes it's the whole boat are you the whole boat

Speaker 3 we're the whole boat yeah

Speaker 3 dude we are the whole boat which is crazy

Speaker 2 the whole thing baby Chrissy and I do not know a one kiss song that we could play but if you need a replacement for many

Speaker 2 yes we'll come with it that shit's wild I just love the thought that yeah

Speaker 2 and it's a it's an indicator of some level of success. I mean, that's thousands of people.
You have to get on a boat from all across the country or coming to Tampa to see you doing your thing.

Speaker 2 You've had a wild amount of success and I think rightfully deserved because you are

Speaker 2 fucking funny. You're working a muscle that not a lot of people do.
It's a comedic muscle that can, that's also an acting muscle, which is

Speaker 2 and just authentic. Yeah, it's just authentic.
It's coming from the weird, wild world of Chelsea Lynn.

Speaker 3 Thank you. Damn, thank you guys so much, dude.

Speaker 2 We're fans.

Speaker 2 I'm a fan. I am like a fanboy of Chelsea Lynn.
Because again, when I found you at the beginning of the pandemic, I was like, what in the good fuck is going on on this girl's Instagram?

Speaker 2 And then I just went down the rabbit hole of all of it, from the farting videos to the positive talk, just all of it was so

Speaker 2 it was inspirational to me. And as I went along my own journey with creating my own content, I thought, well,

Speaker 2 she's out there making her own little worlds and universes and finding some success doing that. Let's make our own little worlds and universes.
You're just one of the people that

Speaker 2 I look to. So I am, I, when I knew you were coming on the podcast, I was like, that is fucking fantastic.
You're in a Chelsea Lynn's in a Dirks Bentley video for me. I know.
I saw that.

Speaker 2 Bordeaux with the Bordeaux guy.

Speaker 3 Yeah, with Joey Bro.

Speaker 2 Joey Bro. I'm sorry.
Bro, I call him Bordeaux. I don't know why.

Speaker 3 And I got to meet John Anderson. Bro, I was like, this is crazy.

Speaker 2 Did they call you and just ask you?

Speaker 3 Dirks Bentley

Speaker 3 messaged me on Instagram asking me.

Speaker 2 No fucking way. That's incredible.

Speaker 3 I was like, what the hell is going on? I said, yeah.

Speaker 3 I go, I'm in town that day. I'll be there.

Speaker 2 Yeah. Literally.

Speaker 2 That is wild.

Speaker 3 I know.

Speaker 3 That's what I'm saying. Things like that happen.
And I'm like, what is happening?

Speaker 2 Yeah.

Speaker 3 I will, I will never just be like, Oh, yeah, Dirks Bentley,

Speaker 2 right?

Speaker 2 Check.

Speaker 2 Yeah, you don't used to that.

Speaker 3 It's like, What in the world is happening? I just get to do so much cool stuff, it's insane.

Speaker 2 What is the coolest thing you've been invited to or done so far? Like, I mean, besides having your own cruise and being in the Dirks Bentley video and smoking cigarettes at Post Malone, what other,

Speaker 2 like, something that's just like really blew your mind? You were like, Holy shit, I'm doing this.

Speaker 3 You nailed it, but uh,

Speaker 3 just the comedians i get to meet and hang out with i'm like i'm in a room with these people like it's like i it that's probably the number one because i'm a comedy i love these people yeah and the fact that and the fact that i walk into a room and they're like oh hey chelsea i'm like

Speaker 3 I feel like I'm like a person who like want to sweep stakes.

Speaker 3 And I'm getting to do all these cool things. Like, that's what it feels like to me.
I'm like, this is crazy.

Speaker 2 You have imposter syndrome sometimes. You're like, oh, my God, what am I doing here? Yeah.
I do.

Speaker 3 I absolutely do. And I envy the people who are like, oh, no, I don't have imposter syndrome.
I, this is, you know, I deserve it. I'm just like, I've got it, dude.
This is, I feel like this is a fog.

Speaker 2 Yeah. Like, what?

Speaker 3 Thank you. Thank you.
I wouldn't change it. This is awesome.

Speaker 2 This is crazy. Chelsea Lynn is on tour.
She does live stand-up comedy.

Speaker 2 She also has a number of podcasts and social media channels that will make you laugh until you're blue in the face. It's wacky.
It's wild. It's all over the place.

Speaker 2 And it is, if you like the commercial break, there is no doubt you're going to be into.

Speaker 2 Her brand of comedy. I'm going to put all the links in the show notes if you're so inclined.
She's got a cruise coming up in February, leaving from Tampa.

Speaker 2 There are still rooms available because Chrissy and I were looking at it right before. My birthday's in February, Brian.
You know, if you're looking for a guy.

Speaker 2 My birthday present, we might have to go on the cruise.

Speaker 2 Yeah, but my wife catches me in a hot tub with mini kiss. We're done.
We're done.

Speaker 3 It should be a little more tame this year, hopefully.

Speaker 2 Who knows? Who knows? I don't know. I don't think those things get more tame.
I think they get more wild.

Speaker 2 I know. I know.
Did you have anybody else that was kicked off the cruise? Is the question.

Speaker 2 Was there any other trouble that went down?

Speaker 3 No, and you know what? I had

Speaker 3 countless.

Speaker 3 So apparently no one got arrested. You know, they have like a jail at the bottom.

Speaker 2 I do know that. Yeah.

Speaker 3 And they were kind of shocked. They said, no one got arrested, not one person.

Speaker 3 And I had dozens of cruise ship workers that came up to me and said, I've been working on cruises for 10 years, 20 years, and we have never, number one, had more fun working a cruise.

Speaker 3 And number two, had more kinder, more respectful people to deal with on a cruise.

Speaker 2 Oh, that's

Speaker 2 really fucking cool.

Speaker 3 I cried when i got off i go that makes me so happy yeah that is really amazing

Speaker 2 isn't it cool

Speaker 2 when we interact with our listeners it's something it's cool to know that they are the cool people i imagined that they would be right and it happens almost a hundred percent of the time there's always one or two in the crowd but 99.9 of the time I just like to think of my listeners as people who I would like to hang out with.

Speaker 2 And it turns out most of them are. And so it's nice to hear like you didn't like breed a bunch of shitheads online that came and threw chairs off the deck and, you know, were punching people.

Speaker 2 And yeah.

Speaker 3 Exactly. It's not exactly.
You nailed it.

Speaker 2 It's not a carnival cruise. A carnival.
No. No, no, no, no, no.
None of that carnival bullshit.

Speaker 2 All right. So Chelsea Lynn, all of her links are in the show notes.
If you ever come to Atlanta, Chelsea, do us a favor. Come and come into the studio and talk with us.

Speaker 2 I literally will.

Speaker 2 It would be one of the honors of the podcast so far if you would come and grace us with your presence.

Speaker 3 Yes, let's do that. Yes, absolutely.
And thank you guys for having me.

Speaker 2 Thank you. Thank you for coming.

Speaker 2 Again, I'm not saying this

Speaker 2 insincerely. I am a fan of yours.
I think your comedy is great. And I hope that you do it for a long time to come.
And I hope we see that Chelsea Lynn television show soon enough. Yes.

Speaker 2 There's a lot of crap out there. I hope

Speaker 2 somebody gets it right. So

Speaker 2 stay safe and on the Gator. Nope.
The Gator hunt. I will.
I will. Thank you guys so much.
Middle of the boat. Middle of the boat.

Speaker 2 All right. Bye, Chelsea.
Thank you so much. Bye.

Speaker 1 Hey, I know you're expecting Rachel, but I wanted to drop in and let you know about two very special events you should think about maybe possibly putting on your calendar.

Speaker 1 Friday, August 8th, Chrissy and I will be watching Rally LA Live while we stream and break it all down.

Speaker 1 Rally LA Live is a drug lord movie starring Eric Roberts and our favorite preacher, the venerable Pastor Kenneth Copeland. I don't even know if what we are doing is legal, but I know it'll be fun.

Speaker 1 Stay tuned to our Instagram page for more details. Then, on that same Friday, August the 8th through the 22nd of August, we'll be dropping our very first merch line.

Speaker 1 That pre-order window only stays open for two weeks, so you'll need to go to shoptcbpodcast.com. That's shoptcbpodcast.com to pre-order some very good-looking merch.
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Speaker 1 Does not get any sweeter. That ranked that among my personal favorite interviews here at the commercial break because it's one of my,

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Speaker 1 I was trying to explain this to Astrid the other day.

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Speaker 1 Because like 10 and a half million people follow her collectively on social media, YouTube, and otherwise. And if you don't already, you should.

Speaker 1 All of that information is down below in the show notes, but there's just really one place you need to know where to go. It's eatmytrash.com.
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Speaker 1 I would pay a prince's royalty to have that URL. That's amazing that she even, that's amazing that she even got that.
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Speaker 1 You can understand why. That's just physics.
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Speaker 2 Apparently they have videotapes, and you got to be careful.

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