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In Local Crab Apple News, the newly appointed head of the CCIA, the Central Crab Apple Intelligence Agency, Judas Snickelberg, gave a press conference to local residents and broadcasters to explain why she was qualified to run the CCIA.

Many residents questioned whether she should be running the intelligence agency, given that her most recent occupation was as the house mother of the Kitty Cat Pet and Club on Central Avenue.

Let's take a listen to a little bit of what Director Snickelberg had to say this afternoon.

Some idiot, probably a normal person that just is dumber than a box of rocks, okay?

asks me about videotaping.

Life with my mental disorders, I have PTSD and anxiety, both of which I got because the Department of Defense kidnapped children of mine that I donated to science.

Yeah, the very first ever science donation got crotched by an airwoman.

That was mine.

And then the weirdos ran off with my kids while I've been published in nudie magazines and things like that.

So I don't want...

People, the good people, hearing exactly what I think about people like that every day?

To bring down the morale of our nation, I am not trying to have people just straight up going after these people.

If you know, you know.

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Those pictures can be sent directly to this reporter through his Slack channel.

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On this episode of the Commercial Break.

Can I tell you about what this is on the phone right now?

Some shit just went down.

You can ever ask about what it is later.

Make it two times weekly paychecks.

When she makes a thousand a week, make it two thousand.

What?

And what?

Do you make something up?

I can't tell you what it is.

I'll tell you about it later, but I need $2,000.

Wow, I wish I could pull that trick with some of my friends.

I can never speak about this again, but I need

$250,000.

I'll tell you later.

Yes.

I'm just, it's a test to see if you'll share your resources.

The next episode of the Commercial Break starts now.

The party of the morning!

Oh, yeah, Cats and Kittens.

Welcome back to the Commercial Break.

I'm Brian Greene.

This is my dear friend and the co-host of this show, Chris and Joy Hoadley.

Best to you, Chris.

Best to see you Brian.

Best to you out there in the podcast universe.

How the hell are you?

Thanks for joining us.

I think we made absolutely the right decision.

With the guy?

With this guy.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Oh, yeah.

Half contact.

Half contact.

Full contact.

Full no contact with this guy.

I'm reluctant to say the name because we want to work with the agency again, so I won't say the name.

But recently we had an interaction with a celebrity guest, a very famous celebrity guest.

Oh, you were talking about that.

That.

Okay, I thought you were talking about that.

No, Polly Couch Cushions coming up.

Stay tuned.

I know everybody's.

We're working with his agent?

I wish.

He has an agent?

He has an agent.

He is his own agent.

Recently, we had an interaction with a very famous celebrity.

And that interaction, you'll never hear, because the interaction, the five minutes, 10 minutes, actually ended up being more like 15 minutes of interaction that we had with the celebrity was so disconcerting that Chrissy and I kind of bailed on the interview.

I mean, there's a little bit more to it than that.

I don't think we exactly bailed on the interview, but we decided not to return to the interview after their interview.

He had a bad reputation, anyways.

He lived up to it.

He lived up to it, every inch of it.

He was a complete waste of time.

He was an asshole to two people he didn't meet.

And by the way, he was angry about something that wasn't even our fault.

It was a timing issue.

His agent gave him anyway.

The whole situation ended up really turning us off.

Now I'm watching his own personal Instagram reels, and he's doing the same thing to random strangers around him.

He's being an asshole.

It

feels like we made the right call.

I don't think we'll ever see that particular guy on the commercial break.

But you never know.

Stranger things have happened.

And if we could talk earnestly and honestly about his reputation and why he gets it that way, if we could go deep with him, then I might be able to do that.

But I wonder if he even...

Throw some ROM DOS out there.

Yeah, throw some.

rom dots

I have this habit you probably know and I love rom dots by the way but me too

me too obviously I love him so much I quoted him during an interview you probably noticed this but during the TCB infomercials there are times when we're just silly and having fun with a guest largely depends on the guest's mood or attitude yeah but sometimes my default position is to try and get into somebody's head like a psychologist like i'm doing a therapy session with them.

I don't know.

Something of, I just like to kind of, I don't know, go inside, I guess, go inside how somebody's thinking.

Yeah, it's interesting.

Yeah.

And so during a recent interview, which you'll hear very quickly in the future, I decided to quote Ram Das,

the guy who wrote Be Here Now, passed away a couple of years ago, but he's like the original OG Eastern philosophy, Western guy kind of thing.

He's like, you know, he's the dude who back in the summer of love brought it all here.

He started it all, Started everybody wondering.

Not me, one of the guys who started it all.

Everybody wondering what Eastern philosophy was all about and going inside and figuring it all out with meditation and stillness and all that.

Anyway, I quoted him during an interview, and I think the interviewee was

wondering exactly what she had shown.

Because it was like within the first seven minutes of the interview, too.

I didn't even wait.

I just kind of threw it out there.

I was like, so here's what you're saying.

Oh, why did that just stop all of a sudden like that?

That was weird.

Was the music over?

I guess it was.

It was?

Oh, okay.

All right.

I talked so long, the music just ended.

I don't know.

Anyway,

everybody, and I mean, everybody.

I can't think of how many text messages at this point I've gotten about Paul.

Oh, my brother-in-law wrote me about it yesterday, too.

Allison.

I've been doing everything all wrong.

I've been doing everything all wrong.

I don't know.

I thought I had it all figured out, and here comes poly couch cushions tearing it all up now he doesn't have the couch cushions anymore he's literally got a banner that's a hundred dollar bill

oh my god so so let me say this and then we'll get it we'll get into it because i know everyone

i know because We have very rarely gotten a reaction like this to anything that we have done.

Sometimes Frankie B will get a similar reaction, but not in this volume.

I mean, I might get like 10 text messages about a Frankie B video, but we've done so many at this point.

I think everybody's just kind of used to the Frankie B attitude and mood.

Pauly Couch Cushions, who we just introduced two weeks ago, has taken the commercial break world by storm.

I can't think of, I can't count how many text messages I've received.

And Allison Hare, when I was in Disney, was the one who tipped me off that I might be onto something because she was like, I'm like a couple minutes into this Pauly Couch Cushions thing, and I need to know where I can find the video of, is the video up, like the commercial break video up of you guys doing this because I am I love it I'm all about it when I got home there were so many text messages about Pauli D the great news about team coach Pauli D is what

that's the actual YouTube video if you want to go watch it the great thing is he's literally putting out a video every 30 minutes and I'm sick it's just fantastic it's a wealth of videos this channel's relatively new he just celebrated getting to a thousand subscribers which I would laugh at earnestly but no I don't even think we're there yet.

And so, Poly D or Poly Couch Cushions, as we've taken to calling him around here, is really just a phenomenon, a mass of testosterone, machismo, and

very bad English.

It's all

money, and probably some kind of narcotic pain medication somewhere in there.

But the guy is brilliant in his own way.

I've fallen in love with Poly Couch Cushions.

I've watched so many of his videos at this point.

So I thought, you know, I could drag this out and like do another one in a month, but that's not our style here.

When we find something we like, we jump right on it.

So without any delay, we're back from vacation.

We're back from the Odyssey studios.

I think we should treat ourselves to another Pauli

couch cushions video.

Now, let me describe what's going on here.

It's a little different than the other videos we watched.

Polly's on his black pleather couch down in his mom's basement.

He has a wider angle because he's got a guest with him.

He does.

And that guest,

an in-person guest, you will learn, is the girl,

whatever her name was, Cotton.

What's her name, Cotton?

I don't know, some weird name like that.

Who he put on half contact, which means he only talked to her half the time.

He only responded to her on occasion because she had done the incredible disservice of telling him he liked something when he didn't like it, if you remember.

Yeah.

Among his friends or something?

Yeah, among his friends.

He said, she said, oh, you must like that.

And he didn't say that.

So he had, so she's on half contact.

He won't be talked to like that.

What else is now caught in the shot is the couch cushions that were like the image of $100 bills were on the couch cushions are gone.

But in the back, there was a cloth banner that is a large $100 bill.

He's also got a, it looks like a bottle of Pinot Grigio.

Yeah, but it's blue.

I don't know what that is.

I think it's blue because of what's behind it.

Oh, it's the digital.

It's the digital.

I don't,

yeah, I actually think that's like a camera.

That's weird.

It's a camera.

It's one of those like Amazon cameras, like home camera.

That's weird.

But maybe he's doing, I don't know, maybe he's creating some content or something.

So this young lady is gorgeous, no doubt about it.

She's got brown, curly hair.

She's wearing a brown one-piece mini skirt.

No shoulder, shoulderless on one side one shoulder yeah looks like she looks like a typical New Jersey uh beauty I mean that's it she's a lovely girl like I mean I'm just looking at her I'm just sharing my own feedback about her not that anybody cares what Brian thinks about how you look but I'm just sharing I'm trying to give the fill in the details for those of you listening Polly white long sleeve t-shirt the long sleeve t-shirt's always a good look especially when it's tucked in to acid wash jeans and a black belt with a huge belt buckle gold chain strapped he's got the hat, he's kicking it.

Racket, stack it.

Let's go, Polly D, baby.

Oh, yeah.

All right,

hit that subscribe button.

Let's go together.

Let's go together.

What is the number one thing you're attracted to, Interman?

I'm definitely

a person of vanity, so I'm all about looks.

Yeah, gotta have something nice to look at.

What is your favorite body part?

So, what is gonna stop you in the street and just be like, oh my god, wow, this guy is fucking hot.

What is the dick?

What is the dick size gonna make you just drop like wet panties on the ground?

By the way, can you get me some more of my medication?

I'm a little sleepy, right?

Yeah, he looks like it.

Maybe it might be the pinot griscio I'm drinking.

Nothing says huge testicles like a glass of cold pina crishio.

You know what I'm saying, Chrissy?

Shut up.

I'm trying to do a video over here.

Jesus Christ, you're killing me.

Whack it, stack it.

Let's go all wet, back it.

Whatever it may be.

We're so poor Moses' facial features because that's

he's drinking.

Yeah, he's slurping that bad.

Slurping that down.

something you can't get in the gym right something that's just snapping right all right uh-huh i showed by genetics so that's first and foremost and then there goes after that the body because if you care for yourself then you gotta care about give me some more give me some more of that wine

anything else oh you see a man's body after the face and it shows they care for themselves so tell me more about that he could not be sitting further away from her on the body moved further i think she just moved now he's got his phone phone in his hand.

Like, what about that?

Like, what does that mean to you?

Is that make a break?

Like, tell me more about that.

All right.

All right.

And to Sukupa over here doing an interview.

Very, very similar style.

Tell me a make a break because if they don't care about themselves, I don't know what the long run of that relationship might just be.

I think her mic might be.

Yeah, that's her mic on the side over there.

See over there?

He's got the

microphone.

Yeah.

Not the the best podcast setup in the world, but

I don't think anybody's watching this cares.

Issues later on down the line.

That's first.

So what if a guy doesn't work out?

If he doesn't work out.

Did he just hiccup?

Yeah.

Yeah.

I just threw up a little bit in my mouth.

That's right.

Shut up, Chrissy.

Trying to do a video.

Jesus, you're killing my fucking...

My jiz level went down by like 10% when you're talking over there, Chrissy's.

You got my testicle shrinking.

He's probably not that great in bed either, you know, and he's got to have stamina.

Yeah, true, true.

If he doesn't, if he ain't at the gym 15 times a day, he ain't got the stamina to keep it going.

Seven-hour lovemaking sessions, six and a half of which include me looking at myself in the mirror.

And endurance.

And I feel like he most likely will not.

I think that's a really important thing.

That means he's organized.

He's about his stuff.

He's about his

stuff.

He's organized.

She's almost as as good as talking as he is curious about himself and hopefully that falls in line you know with his finances and whatnot too yeah straight from the gym to the finances nothing says i got my shit together financially like staying the entire day at the gym or or having just a banner yeah banner with a hundred dollar bill if you got a hundred dollar bill banner in your mom's basement yeah you in an emergency

break the door down in the basement of my mom's house and get that $100 bill.

That's good words there.

I like those words.

Not sure what you said because I'm a little sleepy right now, but whack it, stack it.

Let's go together.

Let's grow together.

God said it.

I didn't.

So, how important is a man's finances?

A man's finances are very important.

He doesn't have to be like said no asterid ever

like a rich off-rip.

He just has to be going in the right direction to reach higher success.

Higher success.

Nothing like success.

That's a Frankie B word right there.

Success.

He does have a plan and

it has to be organized.

I think they're both

fucked up.

Yes.

Yeah.

They're both falling asleep mid-sentence.

Look at Polly.

I know.

Couch cushions is...

There's a reason why we named a reason why this nickname is sticking is because he needs a couch cushion so he can take a little nappy.

Yeah.

Yeah, as far as his finances, he's got the furry blankie in the background.

He does.

Everything looks very cozy over there.

I do have to say, even though it's not my favorite recording setup, I could take a nap on that couch.

I feel like I have taken a nap on that couch.

He doesn't have to have credit.

He doesn't have to be financially rich off the rip.

He just has to be going in that direction.

Said Polly to her.

Yes.

Okay.

How much money do you think I'm making?

How many money do you think I'm?

I'll be back.

I got to power down for a second.

I'll be right back.

I'm in a creatine coma.

I'm in a protein coma.

I'll be right back.

I will say at least one.

What?

Oh, did he?

Did he bleep that?

She said $150.

She said something.

$150.

Did she give like a penny amount because that's like a long thing he he muted he muted that that's kind of crazy why ask the question if you want to mute it

i would say at least one

yeah he

oh she said 150 million dollars

Off his YouTube channel with a thousand subscribers?

Oh my gosh.

I don't think so.

I wish.

I wish I made 100.

That's about how many subscribers we have, and we're not making that finance is important so now what if a guy is only making like 50 000 i hope if he's making just fifty thousand he has plans on making more just then besides his current job he has more goals set in mind to reach higher

no

no guy ever in the history of fifty thousand dollar making didn't have goals of making more money.

I think most people are not satisfied making

a not like $50,000 is a chunk of change, no doubt about it.

But it's not exactly like in 2025, it's hard to live on $50,000, even by yourself.

You know, heights in life because, yeah, it's okay.

You can be comfortable, you know, and just get by, but life is hard.

His one eye is falling asleep.

That's, it's so weird what's going on here.

I know.

I just can't tell.

There's weird editing too, where like his head's in one position at one point, and but hers stays the same.

I don't know.

And then his moves around.

It's like almost like he had to take a nap and then he came back to the video a little bit later, but he told her to stay still.

Where were we?

Oh, where were we?

You know how to definitely enjoy life.

Life, you know, involves things like traveling and buying yourself things, you know, not in excess, but just treating yourself like a hundred dollar bill.

Yeah, like the $100 bill poster.

You know, the finer things in life.

Yeah, from Etsy.

At some point, there's only one life to live.

So how do you decipher if he's actually going the right direction?

Because I always tell my students, like,

I always tell my students, like,

I say, yo, students,

like, if you get to place and left, then you can.

I know he's, oh, he's leaning back now, too.

I know he's so tired.

And guys, I'm not saying this because I like I'm, I don't know.

I don't know Paul E.

D.

And I hope that he's not, like, has some problem with any kind of prescription medication or whatever.

so i don't know this i'm saying this because i have seen it i have been there i have done it i know what it's like this seems to me like there is some chemical flowing through polly's body that is making him

unable to stay awake for a period of time gotta be that's the only thing

they couldn't go out and they have some cool show and tell you you couldn't just tell something right you had to show it first and then tell it right so a lot of you so i would like show my so i I like show them my dick.

And then

where was I in the sentence?

No, with you women, you just tell and tell.

You know, you're telling them who you are, but there's no show to it.

And then you want to know why they leave you.

We'll never get with you because you're on a dating habit.

Whoa.

Whoa.

I mean, his eyes literally are just closed.

Wow.

I'm wondering if what we're laughing at now is something a little bit more

watching somebody who's like kind of in the throes of some kind of addiction.

It's either that or just he's working out too hard in the gym.

Yeah, that might be it too.

That might be it, too.

Yeah, he's working too hard.

He gets home.

He eats a big meal.

He might be in a food coma.

You never know.

Because that will do it to you, too.

It will.

This, and you're in the first date, and you're running about.

You make six multifigures.

You fuck it through crypto and you do this.

You're fucking with crypto.

You're fucking with crypto.

You're on the Trump coin.

You're on the Melania coin.

Meanwhile, she's staring straight ahead.

Yeah.

Like like a deer in a headline she has no idea it's so strange this whole scene i'd love to spend a day with thee hey paulie if you're getting this message if you're hearing this if you're awake let me know because i'll spend a day with you

dude i love you bro i don't i don't want to see anything bad happen to you i think you're a funny character you you i think what you got your own game i got my own game listen call me and let me spend a day with you because i want to get inside your world i want to see your head and if you need help for some reason then i'm not the person to call but i probably have a phone number somewhere and i tell my clients you know you know I stole this obviously from Goldie but I want you I want to get chose with my mouth closed and what I want to get chose with my mouth closed I stole it from Goldie I stole it I stole it from Goldie I said I want to get chose with my mouth closed if you know what I mean most

headdress and designer I was just preference.

I'm six foot, six back, six biggest plus in design.

I close.

She has to be stupid not to choose me, right?

And I don't need to to say anything because I just put it, you know, and I show it and I take professional photos with the way you guys.

I take professional photos.

But not professional videos.

Hey, Paulie, Chrissy and I take professional photographs too.

It hasn't landed us a whole slew of pussy lately.

Not that Chrissy's looking for it.

Look, dress, and act, she would be retarded to not see what I'm talking about.

And then on top of it, my point is I'm prefacing getting chose with your mouth closed and show and tell.

What?

Tell and tell.

And by the time I could even tell you, I've already showed you.

And by then, you're already a believer.

So I don't gotta say much.

What in the good fuck?

How does this guy's brain work?

I want to know.

I don't even know what to say.

I feel like there's like a bunch of wires in his head.

Yeah.

And it's like blue's supposed to connect with blue, but then sometimes it jumps over to red.

It's like this studio.

Yes.

A lot of these wires, they do something if they were plugged in the right way, but they're not.

So you get this, the commercial break.

The only way that I can really actually tell if he's, you know, getting back whatever he's working towards is, you know, by action.

I have to see it.

I have to actually see, you know, something happening,

not with him just, you know, talking about something he's planning.

As long as I see it, then I really won't believe it.

I'll just think he's just trying to, you know, get in my pants and just try to, you know, get me.

And I'm not going to waste my time.

Yeah, because

Polly hasn't been talking about getting into anybody's pants.

Thank God Polly is all about your brains.

Polly has been talking about nothing except getting in your pants.

Something about a mouth close.

Yeah,

chose with your mouth closed.

Chose with your mouth closed, Chrissy.

I'm trying to tell you, you got to show and tell, not tell and tell.

Don't hate me.

God said it.

I stand on business.

Smack it, mack it.

Let's go and whack it.

No, if they're showing you properly, like what?

Because anybody can act like they have something.

anybody can act.

I got a hundred dollars.

Like, there's so many things.

Anybody can rent a car.

I love this so much.

I can watch this all day.

Oh, my God.

This is better than any seven little Johnsons.

I'm sorry.

It is.

Like, what shows you, like, what actually gets you to believe this guy is this?

Well, I would have to see, you know, let's say, for instance, like, he's trying to become an owner of a brand.

You know, I'd like to see, you know, material.

I'd like to see a full portfolio.

I'd like to see a proposal.

Oh, wow.

Man, dating in New Jersey must be tough.

You got to have a brand portfolio.

You can't just rent a car.

Yeah, you got to have the papers to make sure you can see the car.

You got to at least have one pleather couch somewhere in the accroutements.

And God forbid you don't have a $100 bill hanging out somewhere.

All right.

There's lots more, Paul E.

D.

I've lined up a couple of videos.

This is just the beginning.

Let's listen to the notable change in this.

By the way, this video is almost over, but

let's notice the notable change in energy level, tone, and texture when Pauli is by himself in the next video.

We'll get to that after these words.

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All right, we're back with Polly Couch cushions.

We're jumping to the next video here.

Rapid fire.

Boom, boom, boom.

Let's go together.

Let's grow together.

Stack it, whack it.

Let's get it in a packet.

I want a nose with your mouth closed.

Doesn't like you if she's doing these three things.

Oh, stack, jack, while I teach you how to map.

Guys, the thermal.

Oh, the couch cushions are back, so that's good.

At least we got those going for us.

What's red?

Oh, he, I think he gave blood or something.

He'll talk about that.

Oh, okay.

But look how, look how

much more energetic he is right now.

He is.

He has a name tag on.

Yeah.

It's a small.

It's a sticky name tag.

And he's got his fucking tattoo.

Jerry Lee Lewis.

And probably is what happens to all you guys.

So watch through the whole video.

Subscribe to the channel.

Help me grow.

We hit 1k, baby.

Comment in the comments.

I've been here if you've been here.

And I'll send you a t-shirt.

Let's fucking grow.

I'm not stopping on YouTube.

It's a t-shirt.

Yeah, a t-shirt.

You're going to send a t-shirt to everybody that comments in the comments?

What if they don't comment in the comments?

What if they comment on the like button?

What are you going to do then, Paul?

Just invested in another mentor, 15, 20 grand.

I'm taking over this bitch.

I love you, motherfuckers, man.

You gave blood, so I'm in here tatted and

inked and a wrap and a thing.

Blah, blah, blah.

First.

Ba-ba-ba.

Ba-ba-ba, Chrissy.

Ba-ba-ba.

You hear what I said?

First.

Let's get to the lessons, Chrissy.

The lessons.

Come on, shut up.

You're making me nervous over here.

I'm wasting time because of you.

If she argues or disrespects you,

you hear that, Chrissy?

Exactly.

That's what I'm talking about.

This is the problem with you.

You argue and you disrespect both of these things.

You're on half contact.

I'm going to put your mute button on.

I'm going to put half mute on you.

Chrissy's on half mute.

Women only argue with men they're trying to dominate and do not look up to and have zero respect for.

If she's constantly disagreeing and or pushing your buttons, she doesn't respect you and this is just a placeholder mentality.

You're just here.

She doesn't like anything you do at all.

When a girl likes you, she likes everything you do.

You could say fuck you.

She'll say say it daughter.

But my chick just talked to me like chess muscles.

Yeah, he's got to.

He's got to do that.

So you know that he's been working out.

He's been stacking, whacking it.

Let's go in and packing it.

Edit in my chick with your name.

Oh, my God.

Why are you showing us the thong girl?

Yeah, the thong girl.

A girl.

He's got a picture of whoever,

cotton, cotton candy, whatever her name is.

All right.

With his thong on because it says Polly on the back of the thong.

And then the other girl's cleaning his shoe.

So, you know, that's fun.

As cleaning my shoes.

A girl that likes you will do everything for you.

If it's like this, she sees you as an emotional sponge, not a man to follow this is not attraction this is just a situation and she wants to be out of it you're just holding the fucking place when a girl loves you you can fucking feel it you feel like you

you can fucking feel it i've never i i don't understand this level of testosterone i just don't i'm sorry

the stock videos he puts in between here obviously i don't know maybe he has ai running out there and trying to find these videos for him but they're just they don't make much sense.

She's completely in her submissive.

When she's constantly arguing and fighting,

completely dark, Polly.

She's in her submissive.

She's in her submissive.

She's fully in her submissive.

You know what that means, Chrissy?

Either do I.

Everyone, and that girl's speaking about one specific issue is trouble.

Because

here we go.

Here we go.

Just like Frankie B.

Yeah, it's the old Frankie B playbook.

Let's take what we hate about everybody else and let's make it a generalization about everybody else.

And they'll never find a man.

But some girls will be augutive, but not with me.

Augative.

I hate when my chicks are augutive.

It drives me crazy, Chrissy.

Well, not with the man that they really like, and that's most women.

Number two, baby, she never pays, she never buys.

Wow, this is the second video in a row that he's given this same advice to.

If she doesn't pay, then

she's not on your level.

But then he explains that he really doesn't make her pay.

He just wants her to leave the tip.

And he's going to give the credit card.

He's going to give her the credit card to make the tip.

He's never gives.

If a girl does not buy you things or offer by the third date, she does not like you.

This trick mentality of a man pays for everything is this new age way for girls to be OnlyFans girls when they're not OnlyFans girls these girls do not like what

wait is the new age

way

for men to pay for everything i thought that was the old age way yeah or am i out of style yeah no i think

that's that that's the old way have i cycled one too many in my life am i so old that i've gone through so many cycles that i'm going backwards

i missed a cycle somewhere in there

they're just you're just a meal ticket you're just a trick if a girl really likes you she will share share her resources.

And I tell this to my women in the beginning stages of dating to set up the scenario for when they understand the type of dynamic of the relationship.

So I'll.

You're going to take me on a nice vacation, okay?

I just want you to know that.

Oh, my name is Polly.

What's yours?

I'm sorry.

I forgot the name part.

Early stages.

I got to set the ground rules.

Stack it, pack it, look it while I whack it.

And these girls usually offer to pay.

And what I'll say to them is, good, because if you didn't, this is not going to last much longer.

Good.

Your brother-in-law is right.

We have been doing this all wrong the entire time.

How did I not know this?

Why did I not pull this playbook out with Astrid?

Yeah.

Good.

Good.

Good.

Listen, let me pay.

And of course, Astrid said that on occasion.

Let me pay.

Or we'll split this.

Or this is my treat.

And I would always,

usually the bill was already paid.

I'd sneak off to the bathroom.

Yeah.

But I can only imagine if I said good, because I ain't got no money and my credit's not so good.

Good, because I didn't bring my wallet, not because I forgot it, but because on purpose.

And if they don't, I'll somehow windle it away to come up with a phrase.

Windle it away?

Windle it away.

Nothing like windling away.

Have you ever windled away, Chrissy?

You look like you're windling away right now.

I'll be back.

I'm going to go do some windling.

You got to windle away.

That's the name of this episode, windling away.

Yep.

I'm cool, but I'm not straight to the point.

I don't joke because I'm a serious man, but I'll be like, oh, you just thought this was a one-way meal ticket, huh?

Or I'll just talk about the law of reciprocation, which is something I do and I'm going to break down to you guys, but something I'll do early in dates, too.

I'll talk about scenarios where I know.

And I'm even doing them a favor by bringing this up.

I shouldn't even have to do that.

I'll talk about

the law of reciprocation.

I'm doing them a favor, but it doesn't seem to be what he's doing.

No, it's the law of you pay.

Yeah, good.

The law of amount of money.

Scenarios of the law of reciprocation with friends, and when guys don't offer to buy things back when they get bought, and I don't respect those men.

I have an opportunity to understand.

What?

He don't know.

I don't know.

Some things go right over my head.

And the law of reciprocation.

And if they don't pick that up by the third or fourth date and try to buy something, then she doesn't like me.

So the law of reciprocation states when something is done for you, the opposite, the person should want to do it back.

The same thing should be done back.

When the opposite is done and nothing is done for you, that's the person.

When the opposite of done of the thing you've done, then the thing gets done when you do it on the opposite.

But when you return that thing, then it returns back to you in the opposite way to nothing, Chrissy.

That is the law of reciprocation.

It's Einstein's fifth law of reciprocation.

I studied it.

I'm windling away over here trying to get you to understand.

A human does not like you, and I'm very, very sure about that.

Just because your girl has a vagina and has a slit in between her legs, why does the law of reciprocation go out the window?

That's insane.

Just because she's a woman doesn't mean she needs to reciprocate now.

Doesn't mean she needs to reciprocate.

I think she's not.

Nothing like the romantic notion of a slit between your legs.

Yeah,

I mean.

My favorite, my least favorite word for a vagina is a minge.

and that is what they say a lot in England your minge I hate that word, but I think I found a new one that I hate even more

and that is a slit in between your legs lovely fact that I make more money because I make more money than anyone I win and I dominate the relationship physically mentally emotionally sexually doesn't mean I should just pay for all the bills now I'll pay for 90% of them 70% of them and take care of them

90% of them 70% of them

20 to 23% of them depending on what your slit looks like.

I don't know.

Just because you have a slit doesn't mean you can't do math.

I pay for at least 7% of everything that we do at a Chili's, everywhere else,

which is my go-to place.

Because I dominate physically, emotionally, sexually,

food-wise, in the kitchen.

That guy just bought my chicken plane ticket here, but she bought the last three.

The law of reciprocation said I should buy one for her.

But now I take care of everything here.

She stays with me.

I handle everything.

She doesn't spend money on it here.

So the law of reciprocation says she should pay for the flight.

But then, because of that 70-30 rule, and that's not a cheap guy rule, I would have always said back in the day that man pays for everything.

70-30, which went from 90-10 to 70-30 in one sentence.

Yeah.

It's getting worse for cotton candy every minute.

Oh, yeah.

This is just a teaser to see how much you're into me.

Because not only does the law of reciprocation say I need to allow her to pay, the law of resources say that I need to allow her to pay.

A woman's most scarce resource is her money as she's biologically inclined to try to save for her future children and potentially her children that she has now.

God,

this guy's got all kinds of

whacked out notions.

Yeah, he's philosophy.

He's

I can't believe any woman would want to be with this guy, but hey, listen, to each their own.

Life with you, the children, whatever, her past children, and to save in their hind brain because they make babies in their womb.

her past children how who's how do you have future children current children past children

i wish i had past children

save for that child for the potential child or their actual child and money is scarce then yes women make money nowadays more than ever but a lot of girls don't have money and all make money right and even the ones that do they don't have the man's abundance of mindset they're gonna make this forever they're in a more scarce place where they don't know if they're gonna be able to keep it so therefore they're more scarce to share it with where us a man's scarce resource is resources

a man's scarce resource did you see how i went

did you see how i went into the matrix there chrissy you didn't even understand you don't even know the mental gymnastics that i got to do to get into a place where i can understand this kind of shit i'm saying the man's resources the man's most scarce resource is the resources and inside of those resources are additional resources that you can resource for other resources okay everyone following?

Let's go together, let's grow together.

And start sharing his resources, the people you know, his circle, the people at Greenthing, because it's scarce to us and it's something we've built up.

And it takes a man a long time to build up.

So when he starts sharing that, that's his fucking love.

So a woman doesn't want to share her money.

A man doesn't want to share his resources, his connections, and way he made money, his family, his fucking competitors, whatever.

He doesn't want to share his family,

his connections.

Fuck you.

I'm not sharing my connection connection with nobody.

So I'm sharing his resources and things like that, which a woman needs, money and resource.

But it's not about what we need.

It's about what they are willing to share.

What we are willing to share.

Our scary things.

I'm trying.

I'm really trying to follow.

There's no trying here, Chrissy.

Really paying attention and trying to get it.

We are in a web.

We are deep in the mind of poly couch cushions.

You know that old Rob Mac, What the old

It's Always Sunny where they're like strings this and that.

Yeah, I feel like that's there should be a board where we're trying to keep track of all this.

Number two, a woman that loves you will share her most scarce resource with you.

Just like a man, when he's serious, he will commit his resource of sex and his overall resources.

His resource of sex.

His resource of sex.

Okay.

Okay.

All right.

Cool.

And he'll share his resources.

His employees work from his friends.

I think the boy employees

gave

him

drained any remaining brain cells from his little head.

He'll share his employees with you?

What?

He had take one of my employees.

No, have him.

I'm serious.

It's okay.

I'm sharing.

I love you.

You're the best.

But you got to pay for it.

You pay his paycheck.

Law of reciprocation.

Law of reciprocation.

I share my most valuable resource, which is my resource.

If my employees are my resource, you pay for it.

Yeah, but a man doesn't want to share that and give that to a girl too soon because he doesn't want to give those things away that he works so hard for.

And a woman doesn't want to give away her money because she may not have it.

But when she does, and when a girl needs you,

my brain's going to

explode.

I know.

I feel like I have smoke coming out of it trying to follow.

It's hard to believe he's only had a thousand subscribers so far.

Buy you things.

Daddy, I'm at the mall today.

I just got you this.

I just got you that.

And she will fucking endlessly buy you you things.

If she's not buying you things, bro, a woman will spend their last dollar on you.

A little thing that you can play that I got from my man Goldie.

This call of girl.

My man, Goldie.

Oh, we gotta get to Goldie.

Oh, where is Goldie?

Goldie.

Wow.

That's the third time he's been mentioned.

That's right.

Can never tell you about what this is on the phone right now.

Some shit just went down.

You can never ask about what it is later.

But make it two times her weekly paycheck.

So she makes a thousand a week, make it two thousand.

What?

What?

Do you make something up?

I can't tell you what it is.

I'll tell you about it later, but I need two thousand dollars.

Wow, I wish I could pull that trick with some of my friends.

I can never speak about this again, but I need uh $250,000.

I'll tell you later.

Yes.

I'm just, it's a test to see if you'll share your resources.

$2,000 right now.

You never ask about how to get back to you in two weeks.

If you don't like likes you, won't ask any questions, send it over.

If she don't like you, she'll ask a million fucking questions.

Act as if she does, just to get the scarce resource, just to get your money and things like that.

Whatever.

So that's just to get your money.

Just to get your money, you're asking for her money.

What are you fucking talking about?

Dude, bro,

you're confused, man.

To say the least.

Yeah, you got a jumbly tumbly in that head.

I can hear the rocks.

And to that point, to get your scarce resources.

So a woman won't give money to you if she don't like you, but she'll take your money.

And when a woman does like you, she'll give you money and doesn't even care to take your money.

She'll go 50-50 with you.

She'll fucking sleep with fucking rats.

She'll fucking sleep now.

She'll sleep with rats.

Come on, little mousies.

Come in here.

Hey, babe, I need $2,000.

Don't ask questions and sleep with these little mice.

If you don't mind.

Just a test to see if you love me.

Sleep with the rat.

Sleep with Mickey Mouse over here.

All right.

I'll be back.

I've got to spend that $2,000.

Like it.

She'll let you have the whole covers.

A girl will never inconvenience a man.

She really likes him.

She'll give you the whole covers.

She'll give you the whole covers.

I have met a million women.

And I've been in bed, lucky enough to have been in bed with a few.

And I have never once had a woman love me enough to give me all the covers.

And sleep with, I thought she was sleeping with the rats.

Yeah,

sleeping with the rats.

You go down there.

Little girly, you're down with the rats.

God.

I'll be up here with all the covers.

Emotional level is so fucking crazy for him.

They're crazy.

They're emotional creatures.

And when they like something, they get emotion.

So when a woman likes you, you'll know.

And she'll pay for shit.

A lot of shit.

Number three.

A lot of shit.

She treats you like you're fucking replaceable.

She flakes on dates.

You guys are together and you're making things, reservations, setting things up.

She cancels.

She shows up late, in and out with the flaky shit, playing around social media, looking, not looking, all these little flake tactics, checking in, not checking in, telling you what other guys do, letting you know you're replaceable and she has other options.

A girl that lets you know she has other options does not like you.

A girl will literally act like you're the only man on the planet and get rid of her options, her most powerful resource when she likes you.

Oh, you said her most powerful resource was her money.

Now it's options?

That's options.

You gotta talk to the only guy I know.

We'll stop letting guys like, comment on her shit.

She'll delete social media if you ask.

But a girl that has options, allows intent to come in, does not like you, and she will let you know and show that you're replaceable.

These are three fucking hard tactic things.

She knows the girl likes you or not.

They'll be able to fight his teeth.

It's pretty plain and simple.

I really hope that.

Oh, it's pretty plain and simple.

Well, let's see.

It took about nine and a half minutes to explain, and I understood not one word.

Paulie Couch Cushions.

Well, another brilliant video by our boy, Paulie Couch Cushions.

One more to go.

If we can keep up, I feel dizzy.

Me too.

Right.

We'll take a break, get our bearings, let you get your bearings, and then we'll be back.

You make this rather snappy, won't you?

Somebody can be picking to do before 10 o'clock.

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Okay.

Then I think we might have to take a break from Polly for a while just because I don't know that we can handle Polly's absolute horseshit for too much longer.

He's a train wreck.

Oh my God, is this craziness or what?

All right, Polly Couch Cushions coming up.

Last video, how to get a girlfriend without being a simp.

Okay, this is gonna be a good one.

I could tell.

How to get a girlfriend in 2025 without simping.

Snack Jack, why teach you how to Mac, like, comment, share the video, subscribe to the channel if you don't do anything else so you can get more later.

Don't be a hater, don't be a simp or a pimp.

Let me show you guys that actually want to be in a

rhyming.

I'll give him that.

Built relationship in 2025 exactly how to do so.

He's got a different camera angle every single time he turns it on.

And now he's got headphones, or now he's got AirPods in.

Yeah, let me break down the 2025 rules to get the girl of your dreams this year that treats you, respects you, and loves on you.

So, number one, you got to build confidence.

You're never going to be with a woman if you're not 10 times more confident than her, but she feels she can lead to your excessive confidence.

No girl wants a man who's not confident.

Fix your finances, your fitness, everything in control, structured, ready to handle business.

Okay, a girl wants a man that walks with his fucking chest out, in control of the room, creates relationships because of the attitude he walks around with.

That's what a woman wants.

Number two, let her impress and qualify for you.

Stop trying to impress and shock.

Stop trying to impress.

Let her impress for you.

But I thought the guy was supposed to be confident and with his chest out.

As many of these PUAs will do, it's one thing one second, the next thing the next minute.

Her your weakness, and that you're dying to have her.

You'll never have her, right?

Who gets a job at a job?

The guy that asks the questions and does the internet.

Who gets a job at a job?

Wise words.

I've never heard a better sentence in my life.

It is what it is who gets a job and a job.

I'm holding space for that.

Get into this in a while, and the guy that's trying to impress, or the one who's doing the interviewing and not trying to press, right?

You're getting hired by the guy that doesn't care, right?

You're trying to impress.

Let her qualify herself to you.

Ask the questions on the date.

Let her run and open her mouth.

Let her try to impress yourself.

Ask questions.

Stay calm.

Stay quiet.

Stay in control.

Show power and dominance in a respectful manner.

In a respectful manner.

Show power and dominance.

She will walk herself into your arms.

But when you're too eager to tell her about your life, you're going to be gone, bro.

Stop trying to tell her everything.

Let her find out.

Show, walk.

You've done the work.

Let it show.

Show, walk, talk, eat.

Don't do it.

Do it.

I don't care.

Get the job.

You don't have the job.

Forget about it.

Let her impress you.

Let her impress me.

Order the vegetables.

Don't eat the meat.

You know what I'm saying, Chrissy?

This is how you get a girl 2025 without being a simp.

It's your girls don't want potential they want your ambition but not too much let her impress you you impress her don't show too much ambition shut your mouth get the job do the work chest out chest in up down left right I know what I'm saying direction they want to see that you have ambition towards the direction if you actually should I have ambition toward many directions but mainly east I don't know why I've always felt really partial to east and that's why my ambition is in the east you have a plan and you're actively going after it that's what they want without a drug county ambition Drug counting.

It's the back of a casino.

He's showing people counting stacks of dollars.

Talking about who you're going to become.

You don't need to be rich.

You need to be hungry.

Showing you're ready to die for the plan that you have and actually taking action on it.

What?

Why am I?

What?

I don't know.

I like this podcast, but I'm not ready to die for it.

Maybe that's why Astrid is not all that interested in anything I have to say anymore.

They want a man with goals, purpose, fucking driven.

Don't talk about your goals, live them and show her you're going towards something.

A man that's on a mission is a man that girls want.

Not a man that's supposedly good looking, not a man who's rich.

Fuck the Lambo.

We want the driven, goal-driven.

Fuck the Lambo, because I don't have one.

Savage man.

That's what a woman wants.

Fuck the Lambo.

Toyota Camry.

1996.

It's in mom's name, but I'm going to buy it from her pretty soon because I got ambition toward my direction.

Level four, run the relationship from the first text.

From setting up the first date, you should be in lead.

A woman will never be with you if you do.

7:30.

Bar, meet me.

Which one?

Don't ask questions.

You'll buy that later.

Figure it out.

Show ambition.

I'm going to give that.

I'm sending one to Aspen for our next day night.

Like 7:30, dinner.

Figure it out.

Be there.

Be there.

7:30, dinner.

Make a reservation.

Don't tell me.

I'll figure it out.

Did I take the lead?

Never mind, stay with you.

You can't show up and take lead and then falter in the relationship.

You cannot not take lead and get into a relationship.

I see so many single men out here in Hoboken because they don't know what the Hoboken.

That's where Goldie is.

He's got his finger on the pulse of a hoboken.

Which we have a lot of listeners in, actually.

Love you, Hoboken.

Look out for this guy.

They're doing.

And they're not dating on a high quality.

All I need is one girl.

I hear guys say all the time.

I just need one, but you can't get one.

And if you have one, she disrespects you.

You're settling for someone to disrespect you.

Most relationships I see are fucking horrible because the guy just getting disrespected and the girl doesn't like the guy because these guys out here are weak.

Subscribe to the video, guys.

Come on.

Hit that like button.

Smash that John for me.

So.

Smash that what?

John, I think he said.

What does that mean?

The toilet?

What are we doing?

Smash that pot of body for me.

Wham bam.

Wham bam, take a shit.

Yes, ma'am.

Let's go.

Seven o'clock.

I could be ready when I get out of work.

Seven o'clock.

Drinks, talk.

Quiet, speak easy.

Wear a red dress.

Drinks, talk, don't say anything.

Wear a red dress.

Speak easy, be quiet, don't talk.

Air conditioning at 73.

It's an Uber ride.

Thursday, I'm free during the day.

We can do a quick workout.

Come around three o'clock.

We had a little gym shark outfit I saw you on Instagram wearing.

Cute, man.

Girls love that shit when you tell them what to dress.

Girls love that shit when you tell them what to wear to the gym for our first date.

Meet me at the gym.

I don't know.

Maybe it's the kind of girl that I'm dating.

But most of them, if I said, meet me at the gym at 7.30 for a date, they'd be like, oh.

With nothing to think about.

Saturday, we're going to start early.

I got something to do with the boys later before

he drinks.

Yeah, he's getting sleepy.

It's coming on now.

It's casual.

Jeans and a nice top.

No heels.

We're just going to the pier.

Nice, sharp color.

Yeah, we're going all the way to the pi.

I guess that's a thing in Homogen.

We go to the pier.

What the rest of her life is going to look like.

They're turned on by that shit.

Masculine energy makes feminine relax.

you need to put her in her feminine by you massively being in your masculine and owning it let her lean into it and then the relationship will fucking escalate massively fucking escalate

and including that don't rush commitment you lock it down after two days because you think she's cute you just know it's all you can get it's all you've had in a while you want to have consistent sex so you break your manhood you need to be complete with yourself and be you first and be able to be happy with yourself so fulfilled itself that you don't need anyone else and that's when she'll want you.

Well, that is the only piece of advice that Polly Couch Cushions has ever given us that we've heard that actually makes sense.

You do

be happy with yourself before you can lend that happiness to someone else or make somebody else happy.

So, good for you, Polly, for recognizing that.

I'll call a spade a spade.

That was a good piece of advice.

Be a minimum a year.

I know influencers that do two years, and then I know most of you guys do two fucking days, two weeks.

You don't know a girl in two days.

I know influencers who wait two years.

I don't know.

I don't have a relationship.

Two weeks.

Make her wait.

Make her qualify herself.

Make her make a mistake.

Find out who she is.

When you give it to her quick, too quick, she's going to change on you quick.

When you make her wait and you give them the rope to hang on and you wait, eventually she's going to make a mistake.

And if she doesn't, and if she doesn't, keep her.

But it's way more likely that she won't.

What was that?

Sounded like a lightsaber.

Oh, this is so good.

This is so good.

Put through these hoops because she knows you're just not some guy to wife anything up.

What?

I think it's like a motor album.

Is it a motor or is it a dog growling?

I don't know.

It's attractive to her.

When you just fucking give in, like any guy ever.

It's just a turn off, man.

And it's not what they want.

You need to be hard to get.

You need to be act like you don't need a relationship, but you're better off with one.

But she can never.

Nothing says.

Nothing says I'm ready for commitment.

like telling a girl you're not ready for commitment.

This is dumb.

This is dumb.

Yeah, I know that.

You need to be sure.

These are games.

He's playing games with women.

There are probably plenty of people out there who will play these games with you.

But are those the kind of people you want to be in long-term relationships with?

No, of course not, because relationships aren't about gameplay.

I mean, you know, Chrissy's kind of gameplaying where Jeff puts her in handcuffs and throws her against the refrigerator.

That's one thing.

That's one kind of game.

He's playing head games, and that's a different thing.

Yeah.

Masculine, make it, don't fucking just jump right into nothing.

And then, number six, don't be lazy when you win them.

When you get up, that's when the game starts.

It needs to be understood that if you're grown, she does.

You play the game to get her, and then when you get her, that's when the game runs.

That's when you really start fucking with her, Chrissy.

That's what I'm telling you.

Gross, she's got to go.

And if you don't follow those same rules, always getting in better shape.

You're not getting bigger, getting more ripped.

If you're not getting more ripped, you get in better fight shape.

If you're not getting more unkillable, then you're just killable.

So you have to do that.

That's not an option.

Getting more unkillable?

What are you fucking talking about?

Getting unkillable because if you're not, then you're killable.

This is the problem with men these days.

Everybody thinks they have to be unkillable.

Why?

We don't.

We're not.

There's no bears outside of our cabins.

We're not fighting off Tyrannosaurus Rexes anymore.

It's that weak spot.

If you expect her to stay in shape, have that fat little ass with a tight waist and look great you need to be doing it as well you need to be getting better in your business you can't the guy it's so selfish when guys fall off and they get in relationship it's literally disgusting that should never be the case you need to be escalating massively when you get into a relationship so most men they stop grinding they stop leading they stop dressing well everything needs to get more sexy more they stop bleeding or they stop bleeding leading okay intimate grow more make more money because you're doing it for her now and yourself this is a pack this is now we get better together and now we're two and one together relationships are beautiful, but you have to get better together forever.

And that's it.

You guys are always falling off.

So to close this thing out, guys.

You guys are always falling off.

You're a bunch of fucking morons.

I love you guys.

You're fucking idiots.

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all right whoa wow okay that was something that was a lot that was a lot

i feel like i have to decompress yeah i gotta tell astronom i gotta take a nap after this one because i'm not sure i don't know what just happened an hour of our life just went down the hole with someone who spoke very

uh incongruently i think that's the best way to put it yeah but listen i love him he's he might be a lug nut but he's our lug nut now guys welcome to the commercial break family polycouch cushions you have officially become part of our Lord.

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So there you go.

Frankie, look out.

We turned you in for a younger model.

A new gem.

Yes.

All right, Frankie, you better get back to making content or you might find yourself out of a commercial break job.

Just saying.

Hey, look, find a job at the job.

Who gets the job at the job?

He does.

Because he's there.

He showed up.

We've got 80 videos of this guy.

We could go on forever.

We could do this for the next four years.

I hope we don't, but we could go on for the next three years.

Oh, no.

Yeah, we got to take a little break after this one.

Three videos in a row is a lot.

That was.

Yeah.

I don't know how people go down a rabbit hole with him.

And I don't know that he's giving anything of value.

No.

What would you get out of these videos?

Something for $9.99.

Yeah, something for $9.99.

If you share and follow and subscribe and like and comment plus, thank God we don't make you do that.

But because we don't make you do that, we also don't have any followers, subscribers, or listeners.

A true story.

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Let's do this.

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I think I've gotten back to everybody so far.

Talk to us.

Do it.

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Okay, Chrissy, that's all I can can do for today.

I think so.

I'll tell you that I love you.

I love you.

Best to you.

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