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Speaker 2 In Local Crab Apple News, the newly appointed head of the CCIA, the Central Crab Apple Intelligence Agency, Judas Snickelberg, gave a press conference to local residents and broadcasters to explain why she was qualified to run the CCIA.

Speaker 2 Many residents questioned whether she should be running the intelligence agency, given that her most recent occupation was as the house mother of the Kitty Cat Pet and Club on Central Avenue.

Speaker 2 Let's take a listen to a little bit of what Director Snickelberg had to say this afternoon.

Speaker 4 Some idiot, probably a normal person that just is dumber than a box of rocks, okay?

Speaker 2 Asks me about videotaping.

Speaker 4 Life with with my mental disorders. I have PTSD and anxiety, both of which I got because the Department of Defense kidnapped children of mine that I donated to science.

Speaker 4 Yeah, the very first ever science donation got crotched by an airwoman. That was mine.
And then the weirdos ran off with my kids while I've been published in nudie magazines and things like that.

Speaker 4 So I don't want people, the good people, hearing exactly what I think about people like that every day.

Speaker 4 To bring down the morale of our nation, I am not trying to have people just straight up going after these people.

Speaker 4 If you know, you know.

Speaker 2 While this reporter is no stranger to the kitty cat club, I would have to see the nude photographs in question to determine the veracity of her claims.

Speaker 2 Those pictures can be sent directly to this reporter through his Slack channel. We'll be back after this commercial break.

Speaker 6 On this episode of the Commercial Break.

Speaker 7 Can Evan tell you about what this is on the phone right now? Some shit just went down. You can never ask about what it is later.

Speaker 7 Make it two times weekly paychecks. When she makes a thousand a week, make it $2,000.

Speaker 6 And what? Do you make something up? I can't tell you what it is.

Speaker 6 I'll tell you about it later, but I need $2,000.

Speaker 6 Wow, I wish I could pull that trick with some of my friends

Speaker 6 i can never speak about this again but i need uh two hundred and fifty thousand dollars

Speaker 6 i'll delete later yes i'm just it's a test to see if you'll share your resources

Speaker 6 the next episode of the commercial break starts now

Speaker 6 Oh, yeah, Cats and Kittens. Welcome back to the Commercial Break.
I'm Brian Green. This is my dear friend and the co-host of this show, Chris and Joy Hoadley.
Best to you, Chris. Best to you, Brian.

Speaker 6 Best to you out there in the podcast universe. How the hell are you? Thanks for joining us.
I think we made absolutely the right decision. With the guy? With this guy.
Yeah. Yeah.
Oh, yeah.

Speaker 6 Half contact. Half contact.
Full contact. Full no contact with this guy.

Speaker 6 I'm reluctant to say the name because we want to work with the agency again, so I won't say the name. But recently we had an interaction with a celebrity guest, guest, a very famous celebrity guest.

Speaker 6 Oh, you were talking about that. That.
Okay, I thought you were talking about that. No, Holly Couch Cushions coming up.
Stay tuned. I know everybody.

Speaker 6 We're working with his agent?

Speaker 6 I wish.

Speaker 6 He has an agent? He has an agent.

Speaker 6 He is his own agent.

Speaker 6 Recently, we had an interaction with a very famous celebrity.

Speaker 6 And that interaction you'll never hear because the interaction, the five minutes, 10 minutes, actually ended up being more like 15 minutes of interaction that we had with the celebrity was so disconcerting that Chrissy and I kind of bailed on the interview.

Speaker 6 I mean, there's a little bit more to it than that. I don't think we exactly bailed on the interview, but we decided not to return to the interview after their interview.

Speaker 6 He had a bad reputation anyways. He lived up to it.
He lived up to it every inch of it. He was a complete waste of time.
He was an asshole to two people he didn't meet.

Speaker 6 And by the way, he was angry about something that wasn't even our fault.

Speaker 6 It was a timing issue. His agent gave him anyway the whole situation ended up really turning us off.

Speaker 6 Now I'm watching his own personal Instagram reels, and he's doing the same thing to random strangers around him. He's being an asshole.
It feels

Speaker 6 like we made the right call.

Speaker 6 I don't think we'll ever see that particular guy on the commercial break, but you never know. Stranger things have happened.

Speaker 6 And if we could talk earnestly and honestly about his reputation and why he gets it that way, if we could go deep with him, then I might be able to do that.

Speaker 6 But I wonder if he even throws some some ROM DOS out there. Yeah, throw some

Speaker 6 ROM DAS.

Speaker 6 I have this habit. You probably noticed this.
And I love ROM DOS, by the way.

Speaker 6 Me too.

Speaker 6 Me too. Obviously.
I love him so much I quoted him during an interview. You probably noticed this, but during the TCB infomercials, there are times when we're just silly and having fun with a guest.

Speaker 6 Largely depends on the guest's mood or attitude.

Speaker 6 But sometimes my default position is to try and get into somebody's head like a psychologist like i'm doing a therapy session with them i don't know something of i just like to kind of i don't know go inside i guess go inside some how somebody's thinking yeah it's interesting yeah and so during a recent interview which you'll hear in very quickly in the future i decided to quote ram das

Speaker 6 the guy who wrote be here now passed away a couple years ago but he's like the original og eastern philosophy western guy kind of thing he's like you know he he's the dude who back in the summer of love brought it all here.

Speaker 6 He started it all. Started everybody wondering.
Not me.

Speaker 6 One of the guys who started it all, everybody wondering what Eastern philosophy was all about and going inside and figuring it all out with meditation and stillness and all that.

Speaker 6 Anyway, I quoted him during an interview, and I think the interviewee was

Speaker 6 wondering exactly what she had shown. Because it was like within the first seven minutes of the interview, too.
I didn't even wait. I kind of threw it out there.

Speaker 6 I was like, so here's what you're saying. Oh, why did that just stop all of a sudden like that that was weird did it was the music over i guess it was it was oh okay all right

Speaker 6 i talked so long the music just ended

Speaker 6 i i don't know

Speaker 6 anyway um

Speaker 6 everybody and i mean everybody i can't think of how many text messages at this point i've gotten about

Speaker 6 oh my brother-in-law wrote me about it yesterday too

Speaker 6 allison

Speaker 6 classic yeah he's been doing everything all wrong i've been doing everything all wrong I don't know.

Speaker 6 I thought I had it all figured out and here comes Paulie couch cushions, tearing it all up. Now he doesn't have the couch cushions anymore.
He's literally got a banner that's a hundred dollar bill.

Speaker 6 Hey Todd.

Speaker 6 Oh my God.

Speaker 6 So let me say this and then we'll get it. We'll get into it because I know everyone,

Speaker 6 I know, because We have very rarely gotten a reaction like this to anything that we have done. Sometimes Frankie B will get a similar reaction, but not in this volume.

Speaker 6 I I mean, I might get like 10 text messages about a Frankie B video, but we've done so many at this point. I think everybody's just kind of used to the Frankie B attitude and mood.

Speaker 6 Paulie Couch Cushions, who we just introduced two weeks ago, has taken the commercial break world by storm. I can't think of, I can't count how many text messages I've received.

Speaker 6 And Allison Hare, when I was in Disney, was the one who tipped me off that I might be onto something because she was like, I'm like a couple minutes into this Paulie Couch Cushions thing and I need to know where I can find the video of is the video up like the commercial break video up of you guys doing this because i am i love it i'm all about it when i got home there were so many text messages about poly d the great news about team coach poly d is what

Speaker 6 that's the actual youtube video if you want to go watch it the great thing is he's literally putting out a video every 30 minutes and i

Speaker 6 it's just fantastic it's a wealth of videos the channel's relatively new he just celebrated getting to a thousand subscribers which I would laugh at earnestly, but I don't even think we're there yet.

Speaker 6 And so Poly D, or Poly Couch Cushions, as we've taken to calling him around here, is really just a phenomenon, a mass of testosterone, machismo, and

Speaker 6 very bad English. It's all

Speaker 6 in money and probably some. some kind of narcotic pain medication somewhere in there.

Speaker 6 But the guy is brilliant in his own way. I've fallen in love with Paulie couch cushions.
I've watched so many of his videos at this point.

Speaker 6 So I thought, you know, I could drag this out and like do another one in a month, but that's not our style here. When we find something we like, we jump right on it.

Speaker 6 So without any delay, we're back from vacation. We're back from the Odyssey studios.
I think we should treat ourselves to another Paulie

Speaker 6 couch cushions video. Now, let me describe what's going on here.
It's a little different than the other videos we've watched. Pauli's on his black pleather couch down in his mom's basement.

Speaker 6 He has a wider angle because he's got a guest with him. He does.
And that guest, an in-person guest. An in-person guest, you will learn, is the girl,

Speaker 6 whatever her name was, Cotton.

Speaker 6 What's her name Cotton?

Speaker 6 I don't know. Some weird name like that.

Speaker 6 Who he put on half contact, which means he only talked to her half the time.

Speaker 6 He only responded to her on occasion because she had done the incredible disservice of telling him he liked something when he didn't like it, if you remember. Yeah.

Speaker 6 Among his friends or something? Yeah, among his friends. He said, she said, oh, you must like that.
And he didn't say that. So he had, so she's on half contact.
He won't be talked to like that.

Speaker 6 What else is now caught in the shot is the couch cushions that were like the image of $100 bills were on the couch cushions are gone.

Speaker 6 But in the back, there is a cloth banner that is a large $100 bill. He's also got a looks like a bottle of Pinot Grigio, but it's blue.
I don't know what that is.

Speaker 6 I think it's blue because of what's behind it. Oh, it's the digital.
Yeah, it's the digital. I don't,

Speaker 6 yeah, I actually think that's like a camera. That's weird.
It's a camera. It's one of those like Amazon cameras, like home camera.
That's weird.

Speaker 6 But maybe he's doing, I don't know, maybe he's creating some content or something.

Speaker 6 So this young lady is gorgeous, no doubt about it. She's got brown, curly hair.
She's wearing a brown one-piece mini skirt.

Speaker 6 No shoulder, shoulderless on one side. The one shoulder.
Yeah, it looks like she looks like a typical New Jersey beauty. I mean, that's it.
She's a lovely girl. I mean, I'm just looking at her.

Speaker 6 I'm just sharing my own feedback about her. Not that anybody cares what Brian thinks about how you look, but I'm just sharing.
I'm trying to fill in the details for those of you listening.

Speaker 6 Paulie, white. Long sleeve t-shirt.
The long sleeve t-shirt's always a good look, especially when it's tucked in to acid-washed jeans and a black belt with a huge belt buckle, gold chain strapped.

Speaker 6 He's got the hat, he's kicking it. Racket, stack it.
Let's go, Polly D, baby. Oh, yeah.
All right, hit that subscribe button. Let's go together.
Let's go together.

Speaker 7 What is the number one thing you're attracted to in a band?

Speaker 8 I'm definitely

Speaker 9 a person of vanity, so I'm all about looks.

Speaker 9 Gotta have something nice to look at.

Speaker 7 What is your favorite body part? So, what is gonna stop you in the street and just be like, oh my god, wow, this guy is fucking hot.

Speaker 6 What is the dick that

Speaker 6 size gonna make you just drop like wet panties on the ground? By the way, can you get me some more of my medication? I'm a little sleepy, right?

Speaker 6 Yeah, he looks like maybe it might be the pinot gricio I'm drinking. Nothing says huge testicles like a glass of cold pinotricio.
You know what I'm saying, Chrissy? Shut up.

Speaker 6 I'm trying to do a video over here. Jesus Christ, you're killing me.
Whack it, stack it. Let's go away, back it.

Speaker 7 Maybe.

Speaker 9 We're so poor Moses' facial features because that's

Speaker 6 he's drinking. Yeah, he's slurping that down.
He's slurping that down.

Speaker 9 Something you can't get in the gym. Right.
Something that's just snacking. Right.
All right. Uh-huh.
Spatial by genetics. So that's first and foremost.

Speaker 9 And then there goes after that the body because if you care for yourself, then you're going to care about yourself.

Speaker 6 Give me some more of that. Give me some more of that wine.

Speaker 9 Anything else?

Speaker 7 Oh, you see a man's body after the face, and it shows they care for themselves. So tell me more about that.

Speaker 6 He could not be sitting further away from her on the back. He moved further, I think.
He just moved. Now he's got his phone in his hand.

Speaker 7 Like, what about that? Like, what does that mean to you? Is that make a break? Like, tell me more about that.

Speaker 6 All right.

Speaker 6 All right. And a Sukupu over here doing an interview.

Speaker 6 Very, very similar style.

Speaker 9 Definitely make a break because if they don't care about themselves, I don't know what the long run of that relationship might just be.

Speaker 6 I think her mic might be.

Speaker 6 Yeah, that's her mic on the side over there.

Speaker 6 See over there? He's got the

Speaker 6 microphone. Yeah.

Speaker 6 Not the best podcast setup in the world, but

Speaker 6 I don't think anybody who's watching this cares.

Speaker 9 Issues later on down the line. That's first.

Speaker 7 So what if a guy doesn't work out?

Speaker 9 If he doesn't work out.

Speaker 6 Do you just hiccup? Yeah.

Speaker 6 Yeah.

Speaker 6 I just threw up a little bit in my mouth. That's right.
Shut up, Chrissy. Trying to do a video.

Speaker 6 Jesus, you're killing my fucking...

Speaker 6 My jizz level went down by like 10% when you're talking over there, Chris.

Speaker 6 You got my testicle shrinking.

Speaker 9 He's probably not that great in bed either, you know, and he's gotta have stamina.

Speaker 6 Yeah, true, true.

Speaker 6 If he don't, if he ain't at the gym 15 times a day, he ain't got the stamina to keep it going. Seven-hour lovemaking sessions, six and a half of which include me looking at myself in the mirror.

Speaker 6 And endurance.

Speaker 9 And I feel like he most likely will not. I think that's a really important thing.
That means he's organized. He's about his stuff.

Speaker 6 He's about his

Speaker 6 stuff.

Speaker 7 He's organized.

Speaker 6 She's almost as good as talking as he is.

Speaker 9 Serious about himself. And hopefully that falls in line, you know, with his finances.

Speaker 6 Yeah, straight from the gym to the finances. Nothing says I got my shit together financially.
Like staying the entire day at the gym. Or

Speaker 6 having just a banner about it. Yeah, banner with a $100 bill.
If you've got a $100 bill banner in your mom's basement, yeah, in an emergency, take it down in case of emergency.

Speaker 6 Break the door down in the basement of my mom's house and get that hundred-dollar bill.

Speaker 6 That's a good idea.

Speaker 6 That's good words there. I like those words.
Not sure what you said because I'm a little sleepy right now, but whack it, stack it. Let's go together.
Let's grow together. God said that I didn't.

Speaker 7 So, how important is a man's finances?

Speaker 9 A man's finances are very important.

Speaker 6 He doesn't have to be like said no asterid ever

Speaker 9 Becca Rich off rip. He just has to be going in the right direction to reach higher success.

Speaker 6 Higher success. Nothing like success.
That's a Frankie B word right there. Success.

Speaker 9 He has to have a plan and

Speaker 9 it has to be organized.

Speaker 6 I think they're both

Speaker 6 fucked up. Yes.
Yeah. They're both falling asleep mid-sentence.
Look at Paulie. I know.
He can't. Couch cushions is.

Speaker 6 There's a reason why we named a reason why this nickname is sticking is because he needs a couch cushion so he can take a little nap.

Speaker 9 Yeah, as far as his financial cushion.

Speaker 6 He's got a furry blankie in the background, too. He does.
Everything looks very cozy over there. I do have to say, even though it's not my favorite recording setup, I could take a nap on that couch.

Speaker 6 I feel like I have taken a nap on that couch.

Speaker 9 It has to be excellent, but just going on the right way.

Speaker 6 He doesn't have to have credit. He doesn't have to be financially rich off the rip.
He just has to be going in that direction, said Polly to her.

Speaker 6 Yes.

Speaker 6 I thought I'd get into that place.

Speaker 7 How much money do you think I'm making you?

Speaker 6 How many money do you think I'm?

Speaker 6 I'll be back. I got to power down for a second.
I'll be right back.

Speaker 6 I'm in a creatine coma.

Speaker 6 I'm in a protein coma. I'll be right back.

Speaker 9 I will say at least one.

Speaker 7 What?

Speaker 7 Oh, did he?

Speaker 6 Did he bleep that? She said $150 something.

Speaker 6 Did she give like

Speaker 6 a penny amount? Because that was like a long thing. He muted.
He muted that. That's kind of crazy.
Why ask the question if you want to mute it?

Speaker 9 I would say at least one.

Speaker 6 Yeah, he.

Speaker 6 Oh, she said $150 million

Speaker 6 off his YouTube channel with 1,000 subscribers? Oh, my God. I don't think so.
I wish. I wish I made 100.
That's about how many subscribers we have, and we're not making that.

Speaker 7 Finance is important. So now, what if a guy's only making like 50,000?

Speaker 9 I hope if he's making just 50,000, he has plans on making more just than, besides his current job, he has more goals set in mind to reach higher.

Speaker 6 No,

Speaker 6 no guy ever in the history of $50,000 making didn't have goals of making more money. I think most people are not satisfied satisfied making

Speaker 6 a not like $50,000 is a chunk of change, no doubt about it. But it's not exactly like in 2025, it's hard to live on $50,000, even by yourself.

Speaker 9 You know, heights in life because, yeah, it's okay. You can be comfortable, you know, and just get by.
But life is on.

Speaker 6 His one eye is falling asleep.

Speaker 6 It's so weird what's going on here. I know.
I just can't tell. There's weird editing too, where like his head's in one position at one point, and but hers stays the same.
Yeah, I don't know.

Speaker 6 And then his moves around. It's like almost like he had to take a nap and then he came back to the video a little bit later, but he told her to stay still.
Where were we? Oh, where were we?

Speaker 9 You had to definitely enjoy life. Life, you know, involves things like traveling and buying yourself things, you know, not in excess, but just treating yourself.

Speaker 6 Like a hundred dollar bill, yeah, like the hundred dollar bill poster.

Speaker 6 You know, the finer things in life, yeah, from Etsy at some point

Speaker 7 so how do you decipher if he's actually going the right direction because i always tell my students like

Speaker 6 i always tell my student like

Speaker 6 i say yo students

Speaker 6 like if you get to place and lift and you can

Speaker 6 i know he's oh he's leaning back now too i know he's so tired and guys i'm not saying this because i like i'm i don't know i don't know poly d and i hope that he's not like has some problem with any kind of prescription medication or whatever.

Speaker 6 So, I don't know this. I'm saying this because I have seen it.
I have been there. I have done it.
I know what it's like.

Speaker 6 This seems to me like there is some chemical flowing through Pauly's body that is making him

Speaker 6 unable to stay awake for a period of time. It's gotta be.
That's the only thing.

Speaker 7 They couldn't go out and have a little something cool show and tell. You know, you couldn't just tell something, right? You had to show it first.
then tell it, right?

Speaker 6 So, a lot of you. So, I would like to show my, so I like show them my dick, and then

Speaker 6 where was I in the sentence?

Speaker 7 No, with you women, you just tell and tell. You know, you're telling them who you are, but there's no show to it.

Speaker 7 And then you want to know why they leave you or never get with you because you're on a dating half Instagram.

Speaker 6 Whoa, whoa. I mean, his eyes literally are just closed.
Wow. I'm wondering if what we're laughing at now is something a little bit more

Speaker 6 watching somebody who's like kind of in the throes of some kind of addiction. It's either that or just he's working out too hard in the gym.
Yeah, that might be it too.

Speaker 6 That might be it too. Yeah, he's working too hard.
He gets home. He eats a big meal.

Speaker 6 He might be in a food coma. You never know.
Because that will do it to you, too. It will.

Speaker 7 This and you're in the first date and you're running about. You make six multifigures.

Speaker 7 You're fucking crypto and you do this.

Speaker 6 You're fucking with crypto. You're fucking with crypto.
You're on the Trump coin. You're on the Melania coin.
Meanwhile, she's staring straight ahead. Yeah.
Like a deer in a headline. She's no aware.

Speaker 6 It's so strange. This whole scene.
I'd love to spend a day with you.

Speaker 6 Hey, Paulie, if you're getting this message, if you're hearing this, if you're awake, let me know because I'll spend a day with you.

Speaker 6 Dude, I love you, bro. I don't want to see anything bad happen to you.
I think you're a funny character.

Speaker 6 I think you got your own game. I got my own game.
Listen, call me. And let me spend a day with you because I want to get inside your world.
I want to see your head.

Speaker 6 And if you need help for some reason, then I'm not the person to call, but I probably have a phone number somewhere.

Speaker 7 And I tell my clients, you know, you know, I stole this obviously from Goldie, but I want you, I want to get chosen with my mouth closed.

Speaker 6 What? I want to get chose with my mouth closed.

Speaker 8 I stole it from Goldie.

Speaker 6 I stole it. I stole it from Goldie.
I said, I want to get chosen with my mouth closed. If you know what I mean, most.

Speaker 7 I dress and designer. I was just preference.
I'm six foot, six back, six biggest plus in design. Head clothes.

Speaker 7 she has to be stupid not to choose me right um i don't need to say anything because i just put it you know and i show it and i take professional photos with the way they look

Speaker 6 i take i take professional photos

Speaker 6 but not professional videos yeah hey paulie chrissy and i take professional photographs too and it hasn't landed us a whole slew of pussy lately not that chrissy's looking for it

Speaker 7 look dress and act she would be retarded to not see what i'm talking about and then on top of it, my point is I'm prefacing getting Joes with your mouth clothes and show and tell.

Speaker 6 What? Tell and tell.

Speaker 7 And by the time I could even tell you, I've already showed you. And by then, you're already a believer.

Speaker 6 So I don't have to say much.

Speaker 6 What in the good fuck? How does this guy's brain work? I want to know. I don't even know what to say.
I feel like there's like a bunch of wires in his head.

Speaker 6 Yeah. And it's like blue's supposed to connect with blue, but then sometimes it jumps over to red.

Speaker 6 It's like this studio. Yes.
A lot of these wires, they do something if they were plugged in the right way, but they're not. So you get this, the commercial break.

Speaker 9 The only way that I can really actually tell if he's, you know, getting back whatever he's working towards is, you know, by action.

Speaker 9 I have to see it. I have to actually see, you know, something happening, you know, not with him just, you know, talking about something he's planning.

Speaker 9 As long as I see it, then I really won't believe it. I'll just think he's just trying to, you know, get in my pants and just try to, you know, get me.
And I'm not going to waste my time.

Speaker 6 Yeah, because

Speaker 6 Polly hasn't been talking about getting into anybody's pants. Thank God Polly is all about your brains.
Polly has been talking about nothing except getting in your pants.

Speaker 6 Something about a mouth close. Yeah,

Speaker 6 chose with your mouth closed. You chose with your mouth closed, Chrissy.
I'm trying to tell you, you got to show and tell, not tell and tell.

Speaker 6 Don't hate me. God said it.
I stand on business. Smack it, mack it.
Let's go and whack it.

Speaker 7 No, if they're showing you properly, like what? Because anybody can act like they have something. Is it?

Speaker 6 Like, you know, anybody can rent it. I got $100.

Speaker 7 Like, there's so many things.

Speaker 6 Anybody can rent a car.

Speaker 6 I love this so much. I can watch this all day.
Oh, my God. This is better than any seven little Johnstons.
I'm sorry. It is.

Speaker 7 Like, what shows you, like, what actually gets you to believe this guy is this?

Speaker 9 Well, I would have to see, you know, let's say, for instance, like, he's trying to become an owner of a brand, you know. I'd like to see, you know, material.

Speaker 6 I'd like to see a full portfolio.

Speaker 6 I'd like to see a proposal.

Speaker 6 Oh, wow. Man, dating in New Jersey must be tough.
You got to have a brand portfolio. You can't just rent a car.
Yeah, you got to have the papers to make sure you can see the car.

Speaker 6 You got to at least have one pleather couch somewhere in the accroutements.

Speaker 6 And God forbid you don't have a $100 bill hanging out somewhere. All right.
There's lots more, Paul E. D.
I've lined up a couple of videos. This is just the beginning.

Speaker 6 Let's listen to the notable change in addition.

Speaker 6 This, by the way, this video is almost over, but let's notice, let's notice the notable change in energy level, tone, and texture when Pauli is by himself in the next video.

Speaker 6 We'll get to that after these words.

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Speaker 6 You wanna play?

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Speaker 6 Bye.

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Speaker 6 All right, we're back with Poly Couch Cushions. We're jumping jumping to the next video here.
Rapid fire. Boom, boom, boom.
Let's go together. Let's grow together.
Stack it, whack it.

Speaker 6 Let's get it in a packet.

Speaker 6 I want a nose with your mouth closed.

Speaker 7 Doesn't like you if she's doing these three things.

Speaker 6 Oh.

Speaker 7 Stack Jack. Why I teach you how to map.

Speaker 6 Guys, the therapy. Oh, the couch cushions are back, so that's good.
At least we got those going for us. What's red?

Speaker 6 Oh, I think he gave blood or something. He'll talk about that in a second.
But

Speaker 6 look how much more energetic he is right now. He is.

Speaker 6 He's got his name tag on. Yes.

Speaker 6 It's a sticky name tag. And he's got his fucking tattoo.

Speaker 6 Jerry Lee Lewis.

Speaker 7 Came up this pit. And probably is what happens to all you guys.
So watch through the whole video. Subscribe to the channel.

Speaker 6 Help me grow. We hit 1k, baby.

Speaker 7 Comment in the comments. I've been here.
If you've been here, and I'll send you a t-shirt. Let's fucking grow.
I'm not stopping on YouTube.

Speaker 6 It's a t-shirt. Yeah, a t-shirt.
You're going to send a t-shirt to everybody that comments in the comments? What if they don't comment in the comments? What if they comment on the like button?

Speaker 6 What are you gonna do then, Paul?

Speaker 7 Just invested in another mentor, 15, 20 grand. I'm taking over this bitch.
I love you, motherfuckers, man. You gave blood, so I'm in here tatted and inked and a wrap and a thing.
Blah, blah, blah.

Speaker 6 First. Bye, ba-ba.
Bye-bye. Chrissy.
Bye-bye.

Speaker 6 You hear what I said? First. Let's get to the lessons, Chrissy.
The lessons. Come on, shut up.
You're making me nervous over here. You got, I'm wasting time because of you.

Speaker 7 If she argues or disrespects you,

Speaker 6 you hear that, Chrissy? Exactly. That's what I'm talking about.
This is the problem with you.

Speaker 6 You argue and you disrespect both of these things. You're on half content.
I'm going to put your mute button on. I'm going to put half mute on you.
Chrissy's on half mute.

Speaker 7 Women only argue with men they're trying to dominate and do not look up to and have zero respect for. If she's constantly disagreeing and or pushing your buttons, she doesn't respect you.

Speaker 7 And this is just a placeholder mentality. You're just here.
She doesn't like anything you do at all. When a girl likes you, she likes everything you do.
You could say, fuck you. She'll say, say,

Speaker 6 switching the

Speaker 6 chest muscles. Yeah, he's got to.
He's got to do that. So you know that he's been working out.
He's been stacking, whacking. Let's go in and packing it.

Speaker 7 Edit in my chick with your knees.

Speaker 6 Oh, my God. Why are you showing us the thong girl? Yeah, the thong girl.
A girl.

Speaker 6 He's got a picture of whoever.

Speaker 6 Cotton, cotton candy, whatever her name is. Oh, right.

Speaker 6 With his thong on because it says Polly on the back of the thong. And then the other girl's cleaning his shoe.
So, you know, that's fun.

Speaker 7 ass cleaning my shoes a girl that likes you will do everything for you if it's like this she sees you as an emotional sponge not a man to follow this is not attraction this is just a situation and she wants to be out of it you're just holding the fucking place when a girl loves you you can fucking feel it you feel like you

Speaker 6 you can fucking feel it I've never I don't understand this level of testosterone I just don't I'm sorry

Speaker 6 the stock videos he puts in between here, obviously. I don't know.
He maybe has AI running out there and trying to find these videos for him, but they're just, they don't make much sense.

Speaker 7 Dayton, more than dating, she's not yours. She's already somebody else's.
A girl that really likes you submits, is calm. She lets you take the full lead.
She's completely in her submissive.

Speaker 7 When she's constantly arguing and fighting, it's completely

Speaker 6 clear, Polly.

Speaker 6 She's in her submissive. She's in her submissive.
She's fully in her submissive. You know what that means, Chrissy?

Speaker 6 Either do I.

Speaker 7 You need to understand that this girl does not like you. Those are not normal traits.
And I've been with the craziest, craziest girls.

Speaker 7 I really argue with everyone, and that girl's speaking about one specific is just trouble.

Speaker 6 Because

Speaker 6 here we go. Here we go.

Speaker 6 Just like Frankie B. Yeah, it's the old Frankie B playbook.
Let's take what we hate about everybody else and let's make it a generalization about everybody else.

Speaker 7 And they'll never find a man. But some girls will be arguing, but not with me.
Augative.

Speaker 6 I hate when my chicks are arguing. It drives me crazy, Chrissy.

Speaker 6 well not with the man that they really want and that's most women number two baby she never pays she never buys wow this is the second video in a row that he's given this same advice to if she doesn't pay then she's not she's not on your level but then he explains that he really doesn't make her pay he just wants her to leave the tip and he's gonna give the credit card he's gonna give her the credit card to make the tip number gibbs if a girl does not buy you things or offer by the third date she does not like you this trick mentality of a man pays for everything is this new age way for girls to be OnlyFans girls when they're not OnlyFans girls.

Speaker 6 These girls do not like what?

Speaker 6 Wait, is the new age

Speaker 6 way

Speaker 6 for men to pay for everything? I thought that was the old age way. Yeah.
Or am I out of stock? Yeah, no, I think

Speaker 6 that's the old way. Have I cycled one too many in my life? Am I so old that I've gone through so many cycles that I'm going backwards?

Speaker 6 I missed the cycle somewhere in there.

Speaker 7 You're just a meal ticket. You're just a trick.
If a girl really likes you, she will share her resources.

Speaker 7 And I tell this to my women in the beginning stages of dating to set up the scenario for when they understand the type of dynamic of the relationship.

Speaker 6 So I'll take me on a nice vacation, okay? I just want you to know that. Oh, my name is Polly.
What's yours? I'm sorry. I forgot the name part.

Speaker 6 Early stages. I got to set the ground rules.
Stack it, pack it. Look at while I whack it.

Speaker 7 like, let's say third, fourth, date. And these girls usually offer to pay.
And what I'll say to them is, good, because if you didn't, this is not going to last much longer.

Speaker 6 Good. Your brother-in-law is right.
We have been doing this all wrong the entire time.

Speaker 6 How did I not know this? Why did I not pull this playbook out with Astrid? Yeah. Good.
Good. Good.

Speaker 6 Listen, let me pay. And of course, Astrid said that on occasion.
Let me pay. Or I'll split this.
Or this is my treat. And I would always,

Speaker 6 usually the bill was already paid. I'd sneak off to the bathroom.
Yeah. But I can only imagine if I said, good, because I ain't got no money and my credit's not so good.

Speaker 6 Good. Because I didn't bring my wallet.
Not because I forgot it, but because on purpose.

Speaker 6 Probably in the last day.

Speaker 7 And if they don't, I'll somehow dwindle it away to come up with a phrase.

Speaker 6 Windle it away. Windle it away.
Nothing like windling away. Have you ever windled away, Chrissy? You look like you're windling away right now.

Speaker 6 I'll be back. I'm going to go do some windling.

Speaker 6 You got to windle it away. That's the name of this episode.
Windling away. Yep.

Speaker 7 I'm cool, but I'll get straight to the point. I don't joke because I'm a serious man, but I'll be like, oh, you just thought this was a one-way meal ticket, huh?

Speaker 6 Or I'll just, I'll talk about the law of reciprocation, which is something I do and I'm going to break down to you guys but it's something i'll do early in dates too i'll talk about scenarios where i know and i'm even doing them a favor by bringing this up i shouldn't even have to do that i'll talk about i'm doing them a favor i'm doing them the law of reciprocation i'm doing them a favor but it doesn't seem to be what he's doing no it's the law of you pay yeah good the law of amount of money

Speaker 7 scenarios of the law of reciprocation with friends and when guys don't offer to buy things back when they get bought and i don't respect those men's opportunity on this what he don't i don't know some things out some things go right over my head and the law of reciprocation and if they don't pick that up by the third or fourth date and try to buy something then she doesn't like me so the law of reciprocation states when something is done for you the opposite the person should want to do it back the same thing should be done back when the opposite is done and nothing is done for you yeah

Speaker 6 when the opposite of done of the thing you've done then the thing gets done when you do it on the opposite but when you return that thing then it returns back to you in the opposite way to nothing chrissy that is the law of reciprocation it's einstein's fifth law of reciprocation i studied it i'm windling away over here trying to get you to understand a human does not like you and i'm very very sure about that just because your girl has a vagina that has a slit in between her legs why does the law of reciprocation go out the window that's insane just because she's a woman doesn't mean she needs to reciprocate now doesn't mean she needs to reciprocate i think nothing like the romantic notion of a slit between your legs yeah that's a squeeze.

Speaker 6 Yeah. I mean,

Speaker 6 my favorite, my least favorite word for a vagina is a minge. And that is what they say a lot in England.
Your minge.

Speaker 6 I hate that word, but I think I found a new one that I hate even

Speaker 6 more. And that is a slit in between your legs.
Lovely.

Speaker 7 Fact that I make more money because I'm making money than anyone else. And I dominate the relationship physically, mentally, emotionally, sexually.
Doesn't mean I should just pay for all the bills.

Speaker 7 Now I'll pay for 90% of them. 70% of them.
I think you have more day.

Speaker 6 90% of them, 70% of them,

Speaker 6 20 to 23% of them, depending on what your slit looks like. I don't know.
Just because you have a slit doesn't mean you can't do math.

Speaker 6 I pay for at least 7% of everything that we do at a Chili's, everywhere else, which is my go-through place. Because I dominate physically, emotionally, sexually,

Speaker 6 food-wise, in the kitchen.

Speaker 7 Like, I just bought my chicken

Speaker 7 I would have always said back in the day that a man pays for everything

Speaker 6 70-30. It went from 90-10 to 70-30 in one sentence.
Yeah.

Speaker 6 I did a separate video on it. It's getting worse for cotton candy every minute.
Oh, yeah.

Speaker 7 This is just a teaser to see how much you're into me. Because not only does the law of reciprocation say I need to allow her to pay, the law of resources say that I need to allow her to pay.

Speaker 7 A woman's most scarce resource is her money as she's biologically inclined to try to save for her future children and potentially her children that she has now.

Speaker 6 God.

Speaker 6 This guy's got all kinds of

Speaker 6 wagged out notions. Yeah, he's philosophy.
He's

Speaker 6 I can't believe any woman would want to be with this guy, but hey, listen, to each their own.

Speaker 7 Life with you, the children, whatever, her past children, and to save in their high brain because they make babies in their women.

Speaker 6 Her past children?

Speaker 6 Who's how do you have future children, current children, past children?

Speaker 6 I wish I had fast children.

Speaker 7 Save for that child, the potential child, or their actual child. And money is scarce then.
Yes, women make money nowadays more than ever, but a lot of girls don't have money and all make money, right?

Speaker 7 And even the ones that do, they don't have the man's abundance of mindset that I'm gonna make this forever.

Speaker 7 And they're in a more scarce place where they don't know if they're gonna be able to keep it. So, therefore, they're more scarce to share it with where us, a man's scarce resource, is resources.

Speaker 6 What do you mean?

Speaker 6 A man's scarce resource. Did you see how I went?

Speaker 6 Did you see how I went into the matrix there, Chrissy? You didn't even understand.

Speaker 6 You don't even know the mental gymnastics that I got to do to get into a place where I can understand this kind of shit.

Speaker 6 I'm saying the man's resources, the man's most scarce resource, is the resources. And inside of those resources are additional resources that you can resource for other resources.
Okay?

Speaker 6 Everyone following? Let's go together. Let's grow together.

Speaker 7 And start sharing his resources. The people he knows, his circle, the people that cream thing, because it's scarce to us.
And it's something we've built up. And it takes a man a long time to build up.

Speaker 7 So when he starts sharing that, that's his fucking love.

Speaker 7 A woman doesn't want to share her money. A man doesn't want to share his resources, his connections.
The way he made money, his family, his fucking competitors, whatever.

Speaker 6 He doesn't want to share his family,

Speaker 6 his connections.

Speaker 6 Fuck you.

Speaker 6 I'm not sharing my connection with nobody.

Speaker 7 He starts sharing his resources and things like that, which a woman needs money and resource. But it's not about what we need.
It's about what they are willing to share.

Speaker 7 What we are willing to share with our scary thing.

Speaker 6 I'm trying. I'm really trying to follow you.
There's no trying here, Chrissy. I'm really paying attention and trying to get away.
We are a web. Yeah.
We are deep in the mind of poly couch cushions.

Speaker 6 You know that old Rob Mac, what the old

Speaker 6 It's Always Sunny where they're like strings to this and that. Yeah, I feel like that's there should be a board where we're trying to keep track of all this.

Speaker 7 Number two, a woman that loves you will share her most scarce resource with you. Just like a man, when he's serious, he will commit his resource of sex and his overall resources.

Speaker 6 His resource of sex.

Speaker 6 His resource of sex.

Speaker 6 Okay. Okay.
All right. Cool.

Speaker 7 And he'll share his resources. His employees, if you want to work from his friends, I think the

Speaker 6 employees have gave

Speaker 6 him

Speaker 6 drained any remaining brain cells from his little head. He'll share his employees with you? What?

Speaker 6 He had take one of my employees. No, have him.
I'm serious. It's okay.
I'm sharing. I love you.
You're the best. But you got to pay for it.
You pay his paycheck. Law of reciprocation.

Speaker 6 Law of reciprocation. I share my most valuable resource, which is my resource.
If my employee is my resource, you pay for it. Yeah.

Speaker 7 But a man doesn't want to share that and give that to a girl too soon because he doesn't want to give those things away that he works so hard for.

Speaker 7 And a woman doesn't want to give away her money because she may not have it. But when she does, and when a girl likes you,

Speaker 6 my brain's going to explode. I know.
I feel like I have spoke coming out of it trying to follow. It's hard to believe he's only had a thousand subscribers so far.

Speaker 7 Buy you things. Daddy met the multi.
I just got you this. I just got you that.
And she will fucking endlessly buy you things. You understand?

Speaker 7 If she's not buying you things, bro, a woman will spend their last dollar on you. A little thing that you can play that I got from my man Goldie.
This coal of girls.

Speaker 6 My man Goldie. Oh, we gotta get to Goldie.
Where is Goldie? Goldie. Wow.

Speaker 6 That's the third time he's been mentioned. That's right.

Speaker 7 Can never tell you about what this is on the phone right now. Some shit just went down.
You can never ask her about what it is later, but make it two times her weekly paycheck.

Speaker 7 So if she makes $1,000 a week, make it $2,000.

Speaker 6 What? Do you make something up? I can't tell you what it is.

Speaker 6 I'll tell you about it later, but I need $2,000.

Speaker 6 Wow, I wish I could pull that trick with some of my friends.

Speaker 6 I can never speak about this again, but I need

Speaker 6 $250,000.

Speaker 6 I'll tell you later. Yes.

Speaker 6 I'm just, it's a test to see if you'll share your resources.

Speaker 7 $2,000 right now that you never ask about it.

Speaker 6 I'll give you a back to you in two weeks.

Speaker 7 If you don't like you, don't want to ask any questions, send it over. If she don't like you, she'll ask you a million fucking questions.

Speaker 7 Act as if she does, just to get the scarce resource, just to get your money and things like that. Whatever.

Speaker 6 So that's just to get your money. Just to get your money, you're asking her for her money.
What are you fucking talking about?

Speaker 6 Dude, bro, you're confused, man.

Speaker 6 To say the least. Yeah, you got a jumbly tumbly in that head.
I can hear the rocks.

Speaker 7 And to that point, to get your scarce resources, so a woman won't give money to you if she don't like you, but she'll take your money.

Speaker 7 And when a woman does like you, she'll give you money and doesn't even care to take your money.

Speaker 6 She'll go 50-50 with you.

Speaker 7 She'll fucking sleep with fucking rats. She'll fucking sleep without it.

Speaker 6 She'll sleep with rats.

Speaker 6 Come on, little mousies. mousies.
Come in here. Hey, babe.
I need $2,000. Don't ask questions and sleep with these little mice.

Speaker 6 If you don't mind.

Speaker 6 That's just a test to see if you love me.

Speaker 6 Sleep with the brats. Sleep with Mickey Mouse over here.
All right. I'll be back.
I've got to spend that $2,000.

Speaker 7 Like it. She'll let you have the whole covers.
A girl will never inconvenience a man. She really likes

Speaker 7 her.

Speaker 6 She'll give you the whole covers.

Speaker 6 I have met a million million women,

Speaker 6 and I've been in bed, lucky enough to been in bed with a few. And I have never once had a woman love me enough to give me all the covers.
And sleep, but I thought she was sleeping with the rats.

Speaker 6 Yeah, sleeping with the rats.

Speaker 6 You go down there,

Speaker 6 little girlie. You're down with the rats.
God. I'll be up here with all the covers.

Speaker 7 Emotional level is so fucking crazy for him. They're crazy.
They're emotional creatures. So when they like something, they get emotion.
So when a woman likes you, you'll know. And she'll pay for shit.

Speaker 7 A lot of shit.

Speaker 6 Number three. A lot of shit.

Speaker 7 She treats you like you're fucking replaceable. She flakes on dates.
You guys are together and you're making things, reservations, setting things up. She cancels.

Speaker 7 She shows up late, in and out, the flaky shit. Playing around social media, looking, not looking, all these little flake tactics.
Checking in, not checking in, telling you what other guys do.

Speaker 7 Letting you know you're replaceable and she has other options. A girl that lets you know she has other options does not like you.

Speaker 7 A girl will literally act like you're the only man on the planet and get rid of her options, her most powerful resource when she likes you.

Speaker 6 Oh, wait, you said her most powerful resource was her money. Now it's options.

Speaker 6 That's options.

Speaker 7 You gotta talk to the only guy I know. We'll stop letting guys like, comment on her shit.
She'll delete social media if you ask.

Speaker 7 But a girl that has options, allows intent to come in, does not like you, and she will let you know and show that you're replaceable. These are three fucking hard tactics.

Speaker 7 You know if the girl likes you or not, don't be able to fight his teeth. It's pretty plain and simple.

Speaker 6 I really hope you're not. Oh, it's pretty plain and simple.

Speaker 6 Well, let's see. It took about nine and a half minutes to explain, and I understood not one word.
Paulie Couch Cushions. Well, another brilliant video by our boy Pauly Couch Cushions.
One more to go.

Speaker 6 If we can keep up. I feel dizzy.
Me too.

Speaker 6 All right. We'll take a break, get our bearings.
Let you get your bearings. And then we'll be back.

Speaker 6 You make this rather snappy, won't you? Somebody can be thinking to do before 10 o'clock.

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Speaker 6 All right. Home stretch.
Okay. Then I think we might have to take a break from Polly for a while just because I don't know that we can handle Pauli's absolute horseshit for too much longer.

Speaker 6 He's a train wreck. Oh my God.
Is this craziness or what? All right. Polly couch cushions coming up.
Last video. How to get a girlfriend without being a simp.

Speaker 6 Okay.

Speaker 6 This is going to be a good one, I can tell.

Speaker 7 How to get a girlfriend in 2025 without simping. Snackjack, why I teach you how to MAC.
Like, comment, share the video.

Speaker 7 Subscribe to the channel if you don't do anything else so you can get more later. Don't be a hater.
Don't be a simp or a pimp. Let me show you guys that actually want to be in a relationship.

Speaker 6 Oh, he's good at rhyming. I'll give him that.

Speaker 7 Build relationship in 2025 exactly how to do so.

Speaker 6 He's at a different camera angle every single time he turns it on. And now he's got headphones.
Now he's got AirPods in. Yeah.

Speaker 7 Let me break down the 2025 rules to getting the girl of your dreams this year that treats you, respects you, and loves on you. So number one, you got to build confidence.

Speaker 7 You're never going to be with a woman if you're not 10 times more confident than her, but she feels she can lead to your excessive confidence. No girl wants a man who's not confident.

Speaker 7 Fix your finances, your fitness, everything in control, structured, ready to handle business.

Speaker 7 Okay, a girl wants a man that walks with his fucking chest out, in control of the room, creates relationships because of the attitude he walks around with. That's what a woman wants.

Speaker 7 Number two, let her impress and qualify for you. Stop trying to impress and shock.

Speaker 6 Stop trying to impress, let her impress for you. But I thought the guy was supposed to be confident and with his chest out.

Speaker 6 As many of these PUAs will do, it's one thing one second, the next thing the next minute.

Speaker 7 Telling her your weakness, and that you're dying to have her. You'll never have her, right? Who gets a job at a job? The guy that asks the questions and does the internet.
Who gets a job at a job?

Speaker 6 Who gets a job at a job?

Speaker 6 Wise words.

Speaker 6 I've never heard a better sentence in my life. It is what it is who gets a job at a job.

Speaker 6 I'm holding space for that.

Speaker 7 Get into this in a while. And the guy that's trying to impress or the one who's doing the interviewing and not trying to press, right? You're getting hired by the guy that doesn't care, right?

Speaker 7 You're trying to impress. Let her qualify herself to you.
Ask the questions on the date. Let her run and open her mouth.
Let her try to impress yourself. Ask questions.
Stay calm. Stay quiet.

Speaker 7 Stay in control. Show power and dominance in a respectful manner.

Speaker 6 In a respectful manner. Show power and dominance.

Speaker 7 She will walk herself into your arms. But when you're too eager to tell her about your life, you're going to be gone, bro.
Stop trying to tell her everything. Let her find out.
Show, walk.

Speaker 7 You've done the work.

Speaker 6 Let it show.

Speaker 6 Show, walk, talk, eat. Don't do it.
Do it. I don't care.
Get the job. You don't have the job.
Forget about it. Let her impress you.
Let her impress me. Order the vegetables.
Don't eat the meat.

Speaker 6 You know what I'm saying, Chrissy? This is how you get a girl. 2025 without being a simp.
It's your ambition.

Speaker 7 Girls don't want potential.

Speaker 6 They want your ambition, but not too much. Let her impress you.
You impress her. Don't show too much ambition.
Shut your mouth. Get the job.
Do the work. Chest out.
Chest in. Up, down, left, right.

Speaker 6 I know what I'm saying.

Speaker 7 Direction. They want to see that you have ambition towards the direction.
If you actually show it.

Speaker 6 I have ambition toward many directions, but mainly east. I don't know why.
I've always felt really partial to east, and that's why my ambition is in the east.

Speaker 7 You have a plan, and you're actively going after it. That's what they want.

Speaker 6 They don't want a drug counting. Ambition.
Drug counting.

Speaker 6 It's the back of a casino.

Speaker 6 He's showing people counting stacks of dollars.

Speaker 7 Talking about who who you're going to become. You don't need to be rich.
You need to be hungry. Showing you're ready to die for the plan that you have and actually taking action on it.

Speaker 7 What?

Speaker 6 Why am I what? I don't know. I like this podcast, but I'm not ready to die for it.

Speaker 6 Maybe that's why Astrid is not all that interested in anything I have to say anymore.

Speaker 7 They want a man with goals, purpose fucking driven. Don't talk about your goals, live them, and show her you're going towards something.
A man that's on a mission is a man that girls want.

Speaker 7 Not a man that's supposedly good looking, not a man who's rich. Fuck the Lambo.
We want the driven, cold driven.

Speaker 6 Fuck the Lambo because I don't have one.

Speaker 7 Savage man. That's what a woman wants.

Speaker 6 Fuck the Lambo. Toyota Camry.
1996.

Speaker 6 It's in mom's name, but I'm going to buy it from her pretty soon because I got ambition toward my direction.

Speaker 7 Number four, run the relationship from the first text. From setting up the first date, you should be in lead.
A woman will never be with you if you just.

Speaker 6 7.30. Bar.
Meet me.

Speaker 6 Which one? Don't ask questions.

Speaker 6 You'll buy that later. Figure it out.

Speaker 6 Show ambition.

Speaker 6 I'm going to give that. I'm sending one to Astrid for our next day night.
Like 7.30, dinner. Figure it out.
Be there. Be there.

Speaker 6 7.30, dinner. Make a reservation.

Speaker 6 Don't tell me. I'll figure it out.

Speaker 7 Did I take the lead? Never mind. Stay with you.
You can't show up and take lead and then falter in the relationship. You cannot not take lead and get into a relationship.

Speaker 7 I see so many single men out here in Hoboken because they don't know what the

Speaker 6 that's where Goldie is.

Speaker 6 He's got his finger on the pulse of a Hoboken.

Speaker 6 Which we have a lot of listeners in, actually.

Speaker 6 Love you, Hoboken. Look out for this guy.

Speaker 7 Well, they're doing, and they're not dating on a high-quality game.

Speaker 6 All I need is one girl.

Speaker 7 I hear guys say all the time, I just need one, but you can't get one. And if you have one, she disrespects you.
You're settling for someone to disrespect you.

Speaker 7 Most relationships I see are fucking horrible because the guy just getting disrespected, and the girl doesn't like the guy because these guys out here are weak. Subscribe to the video, guys.

Speaker 7 Come on, hit that like button. Smash that John for me.
So,

Speaker 6 smash that what? John, I didn't say What does that mean? The toilet? What are we doing?

Speaker 6 Smash that pot of body for me. Wham bam.

Speaker 6 Wham bam, take a shit. Yes, ma'am.
Let's go.

Speaker 7 Seven o'clock. I could be ready when I get out of work.
Seven o'clock. Drinks, talk.
Quiet. Speak easy.
Wear a red dress.

Speaker 6 Drinks, talk. Don't say anything.
Wear a red dress. Speak easy.
Be quiet. Don't talk.

Speaker 6 Air conditioning at 73. It's an Uber ride.

Speaker 7 Thursday, I'm free during the day. We can do a quick workout.
Come around three o'clock. We had a little gym shark outfit I saw you on Instagram wearing.
Cute, man.

Speaker 7 Girls love that shit when you tell them what to do.

Speaker 6 Girls love that shit when you tell them what to wear to the gym for our first date.

Speaker 6 Meet me at the gym.

Speaker 6 I don't know. Maybe it's the kind of girl that I'm dating.

Speaker 6 But most of them, if I said, meet me at the gym at 7:30 for a date, they'd be like, oh.

Speaker 7 Wait, nothing to think about. Saturday, we're going to start early.
I got something to do with the boys later before.

Speaker 6 Yeah, he's getting sleepy. It's coming on now.

Speaker 7 It's casual, jeans and a nice top. No heels.
We're just going to the pier. Nice, sharp color.

Speaker 6 Exactly.

Speaker 6 Yeah, we're going all the way to the pi.

Speaker 6 I guess that's the thing in homework.

Speaker 6 Go to the pier.

Speaker 7 What the rest of her life is going to look like. They're turned on by that shit.
Masculine energy makes feminine relax.

Speaker 7 You need to put her in her feminine by you massively being in your masculine and owning it. Let her lean into it, and then the relationship will fucking escalate.

Speaker 6 Massively fucking escalate.

Speaker 7 And including that. Don't rush commitment.
You lock it down after two days because you think she's cute. You just know it's all you can get.
It's all you've had in a while.

Speaker 7 You want to have consistent sex so you break your manhood. You need to be complete with yourself and be you first and be able to be happy with yourself.

Speaker 7 So fulfilled itself that you don't need anyone else. And that's when she'll want you.

Speaker 6 Well, that is... The only piece of advice that Pauline Couch Cushions has ever given us that we've heard that actually makes sense.
You do

Speaker 6 be happy with yourself before you can lend that happiness to someone else or make somebody else happy. So good for you, Polly, for recognizing that.
I'll call a spade a spade.

Speaker 6 That was a good piece of advice.

Speaker 7 Be a minimum a year. I know influencers that do two years, and then I know most of you guys do two fucking days, two weeks.
You don't know a girl in two days.

Speaker 6 I know influencers who wait two years. I don't know.

Speaker 6 Have a relationship.

Speaker 7 Two weeks. Make her wait.
Make her qualify herself. Make her make a a mistake.
Find out who she is. When you give it to her quick, too quick, she's going to change on you quick.

Speaker 7 When you make her wait and you give them the rope to hang on and you wait, eventually she's going to make a mistake.

Speaker 7 And if she doesn't, and if she doesn't keep it, but it's way more likely that she won't.

Speaker 6 What was that? Sounded like a lightsaber.

Speaker 6 Wow.

Speaker 6 Oh, this is so good. This is so good.

Speaker 7 Put through these hoops because she knows you're just not some guy to wife anything up.

Speaker 6 What?

Speaker 6 I think it's like a motor album. It's a motor or is it a dog growling? I don't know.

Speaker 7 Attractive to her. When you just fucking give in, like any guy ever.
It's just a turnoff, man. And it's just not what they want.
You need to be hard to get.

Speaker 7 You need to be act like you don't need a relationship, but you're better off with one.

Speaker 6 But she can never. Nothing says.

Speaker 6 Nothing says I'm ready for commitment. Like telling a girl you're not ready for commitment.

Speaker 6 This is dumb. This is dumb.

Speaker 7 Yeah. I know that.
You need to be sure.

Speaker 6 These are games. He's playing games with women.

Speaker 6 There are probably plenty of people out there who will play these games with you. But are those the kind of people you want to be in long-term relationships with? No, of course not.

Speaker 6 Because relationships aren't about gameplaying. I mean, you know, Chrissy's kind of gameplaying where Jeff puts her in handcuffs and throws her against the refrigerator.
That's one thing.

Speaker 6 That's one kind of game. He's playing head games, and that's a different thing.

Speaker 7 Masculine, make it, don't fucking just jump right into nothing. And then number six, don't be lazy when you win her.
When you get her, that's when the game starts.

Speaker 7 It needs to be understood that if you're grown, she's not.

Speaker 6 You play the game to get her, and then when you get her, that's when the game runs.

Speaker 6 That's when you really start fucking with her, Chrissy. That's what I'm telling you.

Speaker 7 And gross, she's got to go. And if you don't follow those same rules, always getting in better shape, you're not getting bigger, getting more ripped.

Speaker 7 If you're not getting more ripped, you get in better fights. If you're not getting more unkillable, then you're just killable.
So you have to do that. That's not an option.

Speaker 6 You know, we don't play getting more unkillable.

Speaker 6 What are you fucking talking about? getting unkillable because if you're not, then you're killable. This is the problem with men these days.
Everybody thinks they have to be unkillable.

Speaker 6 Why?

Speaker 6 We don't, we're not, there's no bears outside of our cabins.

Speaker 6 We're not fighting off Tyrannosaurus Rexes anymore.

Speaker 7 It's that weak spot. If you expect her to stay in shape, have that fat little ass with a tight waist and look great, you need to be doing it as well.
You need to be getting better in your business.

Speaker 7 You can't. It's so selfish when guys fall off and they get in a relationship.
It's literally disgusting. That should never be the case.

Speaker 7 You need to be escalating massively when you get into a relationship. So most men, they stop grinding, they stop leading.
They stop dressing well. Everything needs to get more sexy.

Speaker 6 More they stop bleeding or they stop leading

Speaker 6 intimate.

Speaker 7 Grow more. Make more money because you're doing it for her now and yourself.
This is a pack. This is now we get better together and now we're two and one together.

Speaker 7 Relationships are beautiful, but you have to get better together forever. And that's it.
You guys are always falling off. So to close this thing out, guys.

Speaker 6 You guys are always falling off. You're a bunch of fucking morons.

Speaker 7 I love you guys you're idiots 2025 your girlfriend this is the script to get a girlfriend 2025 don't just take anyone don't just fall for anyone she has distractions dms non-stop you need to be the best option and the least desperate option that's the only way you're going home with the girl you want and i don't want lackluster relationships i want high quality relationships with the women that we actually actually want guys and that's what we're going to do this year subscribe to the channel stack jack why i teach you how to mac i love you guys click the links in the description my website my instagram go follow my unkillable program will also be in the description Anyone that goes to my Instagram, likes, comments, follows the last post, shares it to a friend, and DM me the word copy.

Speaker 7 I'll give you a copy for $9.99. Everything a four-day.

Speaker 6 If you do these 48 things,

Speaker 6 I'll give it to you for double the price it's worth.

Speaker 6 Plus shipping and handling. All right.
Whoa. Wow.
Okay. That was something.
That was a lot. That was a lot.

Speaker 6 I feel like I have to decompress. I got to tell Astrid I got gotta take a nap after this one because I'm not sure.
I don't know what just happened.

Speaker 6 An hour of our life just went down the hole with someone who spoke very

Speaker 6 incongruently. I think that's the best way to put it.
Yeah. But listen, I love him.
He might be a lug nut, but he's our lug nut now, guys. Welcome to the Commercial Break Family Folly Couch Cushions.

Speaker 6 You have officially become part of our lore. You are our new

Speaker 6 sun setting in the west and rising in the east. We live and die and breathe by everything you say incorrectly.
So there you go. Frankie, look out.
We turned you in for a younger model. A new gym.
Yes.

Speaker 6 Frankie, you better get back to making content or you might find yourself out of a commercial break job. Just saying.
Hey, look, find a job at the job. Who gets the job at the job? He does.

Speaker 6 Because he's there. He showed up.

Speaker 6 We've got 80 videos of this guy. We could go on forever.
We could do this for the next four years. I hope we don't, but we could go on for the next three years.
Oh, no.

Speaker 6 Yeah, we got to take a little break after this one. Three videos in a row is a lot.
That was. Yeah.

Speaker 6 I don't know how people go down a rabbit hole with him. And I don't know that he's giving anything of value.
No.

Speaker 6 What would you get out of these videos?

Speaker 6 Something for $9.99. Yeah, something for $9.99.
If you share and follow and subscribe and like and comment, plus, thank God we don't make you do that.

Speaker 6 But because we don't make you do that, we also don't have any followers, subscribers, or listeners.

Speaker 6 A true story.

Speaker 6 All right,

Speaker 6 let's do this. Why don't you text us 212-433-3 TCB? 212-433-3822.
Questions, comments, concerns, content ideas. We take them all right there at that phone number.
We love to hear from you.

Speaker 6 We love interacting with everybody. So many new folks have been texting us over the last couple of weeks.
Thank you very much. I think I've gotten back to everybody so far.

Speaker 6 talk to us

Speaker 6 do it

Speaker 6 also

Speaker 6 oh oh i have a few voicemails i want to play at the commercial break on instagram tcb podcast on tick tock youtube.com slash the commercial break and tcbpodcast.com for all the audio video and your free sticker okay chrissy that's all i can do for today i think so i'll tell you that i love you i love you best to you

Speaker 6 best to you out there in the podcast universe until next time chrissy and i will say we do say and we we must say. Goodbye.

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