Mountain Monsters & The Great Larry Con Job!

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Sorry.

You gonna tell me that dude in that truck.

He pulled the wall clear over.

He tore down our trap and then made sure we knew he had the last laugh.

Hey, Larry.

Hey, Larry.

Hey, boys.

It's me, Larry.

I was the one who stole your radio.

I was the one who pulled down the trap. I was the one who paid myself $1,000 to tear down your trap.
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Like your hat? Thank you. Menfo hat.
Menfo right around, not right around the corner, but coming up quickly. I'm sure Jeff is a frazzled.
He is. He's a frizzled and a frazzled.
There's a lot going on. Have we announced who's going to be there yet? Not yet.
Not yet. Okay, well, let me know when I can talk about it.
I think you told me, but it's a secret. These things are very secretive.
We don't want to do Fyre Fest 3 at Memfo. No.
And I'll do a Fyre Fest update later on in the week, but just know that it's definitely not happening. Definitely not happening.
I'm shocked. Yeah.
Of all, I am less shocked that the mountain monsters never find something that they're chasing than I am that Fyre Fest 2 is in fact not happening. This is correct.
But it's not happening. I wanted to quickly, and I know you guys on Friday we watched Mountain Monsters.
We were getting through the top five scariest hunts, and we got to number three, meaning we had just kind of come up on number three. We'll get back to it.
We promised we will. But I wanted to ask you real quick.
Did you know that Alec Baldwin has a new reality television show? I did. The Baldwins? Yes, I did.
I've seen some press about it, and I've seen it pop up on Max, I think, or Netflix. Max.
Yeah, yeah. Yeah.
It's on TLC. I don't know if I'm interested in watching it, but I don't know.
So I've had it on in the background, because a lot of times, you know, there's a couple channels that I'll just keep on in the background. It's like mindless entertainment that i really don't have to pay attention to but i'll tune in if i hear something interesting and um i was watching or i had it on in the background and man alec listen nothing like that poor woman's family who will never recover that was so sad that was the craziest thing it sounds like a accident.
I believe that it was. I believe it was a freak accident and I believe everybody, including Alec, probably could have took more care to make sure that things were okay.
You, of course, had the person, the armorer, who was supposed to never have real bullets anywhere on set, but did, which is just insane to me. I don't think it was some grand conspiracy.
I think she was a kid, a kid who was also partying at night and made some mistakes, some big ones that cost somebody their life. But then Alec, I don't think he checked the gun.
Whatever, who cares? It doesn't matter. But anyway, that must be a very frightening, terrifying, difficult thing to go through for everybody and for the person who pulled the trigger, Alec.
And when you're watching that show, I will give the show, it's been criticized by a lot of people and I can understand why, you know, on the backs of this death, you're out there trying to rehab your image or make money or whatever the criticism is. Agreed, all of that.
But then also, when you watch the show, you can see just how vulnerable and in pain alec is he is very much stewing in his own shit so to speak and the i'm sure it's horrible he of course yeah he's not gloating in this right and i i think that's pretty clear i don't know but and he's a public figure so course, he went and did the obligatory interview so that people can get the questions answered. They feel like they have some idea.
He's got to defend himself in some way, shape, or form. He's a public figure.
But what I was going to share is that people stewing in their own shit is never something easy to watch, them dealing with that kind of pain. And this was recorded the three weeks before he was to be the trial, the trial.
And so it's like really intense. And I was just watching a scene before you got here.
I was just watching a scene where him and his wife are driving up to their Hamptons house or whatever. They're arguing about all kinds of different stuff.
And she's just like a whip.

She's just, you know, get off your ass. Stop feeling sorry for yourself.
You know, lots of people are in pain here. You have a family to deal with.
Like, you got to get your shit together. You got to figure out how to process this pain and process it.
But I don't, I put myself in Alex's shoes and I don't know how I would process. I don't know how you do process something like that.
Yeah, that's awful. Yeah, when you know you were responsible for someone else's death in such a terrible and freak way.
Yeah, it's like car accidents too, where somebody's responsible for killing someone. I did know a guy when I was working at Lestrade and giving away Chianti Classico and the soft show collabs.
I did know a guy, worked with a guy, who had gotten into a car accident that was his fault. He ran a red light, wasn't drunk or anything like that.
He ran a red light, he wasn't paying attention. Ran a red light, killed a woman, like a lady who had a family.
And a couple of nights I went out drinking with him, and it didn't take the little bit of pinprick, and it all came out. Oh, yeah.
And this was like years after it it happened, like six or seven years after it had happened. And he still had zero reconciliation about it.
Zero. It was all right at the surface.
And I can only imagine that's what guys that go to war must feel like police officers, other people who are in terrible incidents and accidents. Anyway, I give the show a little bit of credit, a little bit of credit for showing those very vulnerable, tough moments where it seems like Alec is essentially leaking out of his own skin.
They kept it in there. So whether the editors have full control over the final cut or Alec has some kind of approval or whatever it is, I will say that they are showing some of these vulnerable moments.
And you see just how tough this has been for everybody involved.

Now, of course, that, you know, that, who is that?

Hannah Good, what was her name?

Somebody or other, the lady who died?

Anyway, whoever died, that obviously there's no comparison.

None.

Zero.

She can never come.

Alec can figure a way through this.

She can never and her kids can never.

But anyway, I just want to share that.

The Baldwin show is rather interesting in that sense. Okay, now to something completely unserious.
The mountain monsters. We all know them.
We all love them. We all think they're ridiculous.
And it just keeps getting more ridiculous as they are now counting down. There's a compilation video out there where they count down the top five hunts the mountain monsters have had in their hunting career of mythological bullshit creatures.
We just saw them put together the thunder axe, I guess. Well, yeah.
See, counting back to number five, it was Bigfoot, right? With his nest. And then they upped the ante then on number four, and that was the lightning man, which is a version of Bigfoot that strikes quick like a lightning.
That's right. It's the Lightning Man with the Thunder Brothers.
The Thunder Brothers and the Lightning Man. But if they put together some kind of magical axe, I guess they have protection against the Thunder Brothers and the Lightning Axe.
They lifted it up like he was He-Man. Yeah, like he was He-Man.
And someone got struck by lightning, by the way. And peed.
Yeah, and peed himself. Lots of peeing in that episode.
Anyway, go back on Friday. You can watch that episode.
Let's get right back to it. I think we have some time left in this segment.
Let's get right back to it with number three. Here we go.
And we're going after the Midnight Whistler. The Midnight Whistler.
Now, why do all these creatures look alike? They all look exactly the same. They really do.
I mean, some are more bulky than others, but it's generally the same principle. This one has green eyes.
The other one has red eyes. And I might add that these animations are absolutely childlike.
I mean, you would think that I understand this thing is done on a shoestring budget. It just takes a forest and a couple of cameramen and terrible sound effects.
But you would think that they would spend a little bit of money just to go.

I mean, I could get better things done on Fiverr.

Do you know what I'm saying?

Yes.

All right, let's get back to it.

That the Midnight Whistler was the first Bigfoot to come out of the mammoth caves.

And we're going to prove tonight that he exists.

And how are you going to do that, Buck?

He would.

It looks like he's been dead. You have never proven anything has existed.

How are we going to do this one?

We're using this one. I'm kidding.
He's been in here. Well, he's not here during the day.
And he's not dead. You have never proven anything has existed.
How are we going to do this one? I'm using this one. I'm a kid and he's been in here.
Well, he's not here during the day and he's not here at night. Oh, shit.
It's a bomb. It's a bomb.
Point your gun every... Point your gun wildly in every direction.
Right there. There he is.

Where are you going?

Right up through there.

That old log right there.

I just seen some limbs moving.

I saw some logs moving.

That's what he said.

I saw some logs moving.

You saw some logs moving up in a tree?

What is this?

It's a mining operation? Oh, my God. These guys, they really have a specific acting skill set, and that is pointing at things that are not there and screaming really loud.
Black guys, son of a bitch. Did he just say, look at those black guys? No, he said stand back.
All right. I just wanted to make sure we weren't getting into some weird territory here.
Trapper. Go ahead, Buck.
Trapper MD. That's Huckleberry number six.
Look at him. Hey, we're down here in the nest.
Something just come down to the tree on top of us. It's down here with us.
We're down here in the nest. We're down here in the nest.
I make nest. We're on our way.
We're on our way. Holy ****.
I'm telling you right now, he don't whistle.

What do you mean he don't whistle?

There's some sort of scream.

I've never heard nothing like that.

Big old roar.

Big squall, Trapper.

Trapper, just think that bastard could have been up there that night we found it or that

day we come back in here.

I don't know how he got up that high wall that fast.

In a matter of just a second, he was gone.

Straight up.

I don't know why we recall everything that ever happened.

The whistle.

Whistling.

Whistling.

Whistling. Whistling.
Whistling. Whistling.
Wh whistling monster. Down, you can whoop goat up back.
How in the hell we get up that bank? We can't get back on that ridge front. No, there's no way.
It's straight up and down. We've got to come up with a better plan.

We've got to do.

I don't think you're this far up here.

We've got one left, right.

Let's get some bushwhack or whatever that thing's called.

I'm going to throw these logs around and scare those fat guys.

Yum, yum.

What the f*** is that?

Check it out.

What in the world is that?

God damn, what in the world is that?

Oh my god.

Oh my God.

It was like a teepee.

It was like a two-stick teepee.

Three.

Three sticks just put together in a teepee.

They were tiny.

What in the world is that?

It's a child.

It's a child playing in the forest. What the hell? Look at this.
Watch your step, guys. Easy now, easy.
Easy now, easy. It could be a booby trap.
Easy now. If they don't say easy four times an episode.
Easy. Easy.
Go slow into your certain death. Easy.
The slower we die, the better. You've got to be careful here.
What is this? Is it graves? This is a bad spot. Graves.
It's a bad spot, I'm telling you, we shouldn't be here. It's a bad spot, it's a bad spot, I'm telling you, we shouldn't be here.
Lighting is terrible. The Whistler, Whistler man's making graves, He's digging graves.
He's digging graves. It's me digging some graves.

Who are these idiots? Whistler man's making great. He's digging graves.
It's me digging some

graves.

Who are these idiots?

Hey, stay away from my

graves.

That's my

dog and my wife.

Buried him in the family plot.

This place gives me the shivers.

I'm not sure what the hell it is, but it looks like a burial ground. This place gives me the herpes.
This place gives me a bad case of the clap. I can tell you right now, if these are grave sites, they're awful big.
That son of a bitch there must be 10 foot long. I'm getting nervous.
You ain't the only one, brother. Yeah, you ain't the only one, brother.
Let's do this. Let's stay around in the dark for a couple more hours and see what happens.
This is eerie. There's no way this is an Indian burial ground.
There's no active Native Americans in this part of the country. It's too well upkept, and something has been in here taking care of it.
I don't think it's a grave site. I disagree.
Look at all these. Humped up, humped up dirt.
Dig one up. Every one of these.
Yeah, go ahead. Get a shovel.
Go on. Line up.
You better not. Over eight and a half feet long.
There's Bigfoot buried in these. I don't think so.
I got to go with Buck on this one, Trapper. I think it's a burial ground, too.
I'll tell you what, there's one way to find out. I'll tell you what, there's only one way to find out.
That's right. It's my goldfish.
I buried it in the back for my kid. He didn't know what to do, so we buried it.
By the way... Something humped up here.
Making a mistake. This is a Bigfoot burial ground, and I'm about to prove it.
Wow, there might be some proof of something under there. They're up there, dammit! What? dirt, all hell broke loose.
I mean, they were whistling from this direction, this direction, and this direction. There's another one over there.
And rather than call scientific authoritize, we have decided to put the thermals on them. It's like a whistler.
It's so stupid. In front of you, Trapper.
Damn. I hear a whistle.
I hear a whistle. They're coming toward us.
Again, if I'm them, I just start shooting. You know what I'm saying? I'm not waiting for someone to kill me.
I'm just shooting. Man, this way.
Man, that screech and whistle noise. Man, it's just piercing.
I'll tell you what. We definitely got them P.O.ed.
We got to get out of here, guys. That's a train whistle that the kids get for Halloween at the shitty houses.
You know what I'm saying? Here's a whistle. Be a good boy for Santa Claus.
Teaming the side-by-side and scoot our asses off this burial ground before all the s*** hits the fan. Them damn things can be on top of us.
Good job, brother. I don't know how many midnight whistlers are coming down that hill, but they're mad.
And we don't want to shoot them. They're a long ways away from the trap.
The best thing to do is just get out of Dodge. All right.
No. Not that.
Why don't they want to shoot them? Yeah. Why don't they want to shoot them? And then follow up to this.
Did anybody send like archaeologists or something to the grave sites to follow up on this? No. Of course not.
No, no, no, no. Because that would make too much fucking sense.
Wow. I didn't know if we was going to make it out of there.
I didn't know if we were going to make it out of there, but we did have time to scoot our fat asses down to the four bys and get down the hill. I had two on my left.
I had four on the thermal. There was at least four on the thermal.
I seen them on the thermal with Jeff. By God, they were watching.
I'll guarantee you the minute he touched that. Oh, it was on then.
Oh, it was on. Let's stand around here and talk about it again.
That's what we always do. We can't actually see it on the camera, like the video camera that we happen to have recording this for television, but we'll stand around and talk about it afterwards.
As soon as I was about to dig into that grave, the most ear-piercing whistle let off I've ever heard. They had us surrounded, and their whistles were so loud, it hurt my ears.
I bet when they started to whistle. Last time I heard a scream like that, I was trying to bid my wife for our 10th anniversary.
When they all was coming in. I guarantee it.
Reinforcements. We came here after the midnight whistle.

That guy might be my favorite.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, Bill's my favorite for sure.

For sure.

He just screams.

Yeah, there's no comment.

There's no sense to what he's saying.

That Bigfoot in the Appalachia isn't folklore.

He's fact.

We found his nest.

We saw a trail camera picture of him, and we heard that legendary whistle.

I believe that we've made an incredible discovery.

But we will not be following up on it.

Next week, we'll be chasing the whisper wolves.

I don't know if it's a burial ground.

I do know those midnight whistlers ran us out of there.

People and creatures protect things that are very important to them.

There was something there that they did not want us to find.

I don't know why y'all was in such a hurry for me to dig in that big pile of dirt.

It's time for Laughs with Huck and Chuck. I don't want why y'all was in such a hurry for me to dig in that big pile of dirt.
It's time for Laughs with Huck and Chuck.

I'm going to do it.

We twist your arms.

Yeah, boy.

You look like a cat's litter box.

All right, guys.

All right, guys.

We've been funny.

Now it's time to move on to the next one.

Yes, even though we found clear evidence of Bigfoot in his burial sites and his nest and the whistlers, and we have them all on camera, let's go home. I mean, honestly, if you need any more proof that this isn't real, then just imagine this.
All the things that have happened over all of these seasons that they've caught on camera and been a part of and found and the Whisper Wolves and the Thunder Brother Knife or whatever, they never once presented these things to any kind of authority. They just move on to the next episode.
Like you do when you find the discovery of humanity. It'd be like if an alien came to you.
It'd be like if Alf was living in your house and you didn't call somebody about it. All right.
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The excitement is building. We've got a Bigfoot that's attacking these poachers.
On other hand you got us out here tonight with lights guns and this phantom of the forest he can't distinguish the difference the phantom of the forest has been attacking poachers out here that has lights and guns we have lights and guns it's perfectly safe though we're the good guys we run into either one of these the bigfoot or the poachers there's we've got a thunder penis i mean a thunder axe gonna be a fight here tonight we're working through this corn it's hard to see anything oh the cornfield this is one of my favorites yeah where they're running indiscriminately through the cornfield, shooting at each other. Guy vanished.
It's difficult to find any sign in the field, especially in this cornfield. Oh, what was that? What was that? Oh, oh, oh.
Did you hear that? I heard it. I heard it.
Sounds like something big took up through the woods. No, it's just me.
I'm getting some corn to make my kids popcorn. It's so good.
I love it. Let's go up.
I don't think that was that person we've seen. He is so big.
And not, you know, everyone has different body shapes. But this is a big body shape.
Like, it's clear maybe Ozempic. I don't know.
Something, yeah. I don't think he should be wearing those pants.
No. Yeah, he doesn't need to wear a shirt tucked in.
You know what I'm saying? Like, when you that big, give yourself a chance to look normal. Here, go in the corn.
Whatever it was up there in the woods was way too heavy. Look at this trail up through here, huh? Speaking of way too heavy, what? Who cares? Yeah.
That's probably what we heard breaking. Yeah.
That log busted or something stepped on it. That's fresh.
That's fresh. How do you know that? How do you know that a dead branch on the ground broken is fresh? I mean, I'm sure that there are people that can tell you that, but I'm sure it's not Huck.
I don't think so. Any more sign, Buck? Oh, what do we got here? Look here, look here.
What's this? It's penis eyes. That's the Circle K down the road.
Oh, boy. We got company, boys.
Oh, boy. How many of them is it? There's two side-by-sides.
Damn, they're coming in hot. There's four.
Oh, they're coming in hot. There's another vehicle.
Boys, this ain't good. No, it's not.
Those are the poachers? No, it's stopping. Those are the poachers, and they're ready to kill anybody who gets in between them and whatever it is you poach in Kentucky.
What exactly is that? Are there elephants for their ivory? Rhinoceruses? I'm not sure what you poach in Kentucky. Well, they know we're here.

As soon as those vehicles stopped, people start getting out.

There's a whole pile of them. Hey!

Hey!

Hey!

Hey!

Hey!

Hey!

Hey!

Hey!

Hey! Oh, shoot!

I'll shoot too!

We'll all be dead!

That's the call.

Well, I don't like the math on that one!

All right, we're gonna go!

Talk to you later!

Bring your buddies!

Buck, I got weapons up.

No, I got something for you

What's that?

Oh, f***

Pew, pew, pew, pew

I got something for you

What's that?

I got something for you

I'm gonna indiscriminately shoot at you

I wanna go to jail for murder. We're in trouble, boys.
I don't know if they're trying to kill us. I don't know if they're trying to scare us.
Any way you look at this, it's not good. We need to come up with a plan fast.
Willie, Phil, we're getting shot at. Willie, I'm on the ground.
I don't think I'm going to be able to get back up. Who lays down like that? I know, who lays down on their back? That's not the ready position.
You got to lay down on your front so you can crawl around. Right now, the only thing you can do is roll off the hill.
Just to let you know, there's like lights off in the distance. They're yelling at each other.
And then one of them fake shoots, right? And then so all of these guys slowly but surely sit down on their butts and then lay on their backs. Like they're going to do stargaze.
You don't lay on your back. You lay on your front.
Now you can't even see. I know.
He's just looking straight up. It's so stupid.
I copy that. What do you want to? I copy that.
10-4. We're certainly going to get murdered.
Do you want me to shoot back or what? Look at this guy. He's looking up.
He's looking after his gun. This is so stupid.
Turn your lights off. Lay down and get hip now.
All right, I copy that. You say lay down and get hip? Get hip.
Oh, I thought you said get hip. I'm like, cool.
That was cool. Lay down and get hip.
All the kids are doing it. Lay down.
Hey, we gotta find a safe place. Everybody's doing a brand new dance now.
Hey, now lay down in the forest. We gotta find a place to hide, man.
Now they're moving. Now they're moving.
Are they coming our way? I don't know. I can't tell.
I'm staring at the stars. Look, he just sat up.
He just sat up. I'm surprised he could see it up, honestly.
They're moving to our right. I got them.
Buck ain't interested in us. They're going off.
They're going over in the woods. They're going to poach.
Sorry! Wrong mountain monsters! Don't mind all the shooting! Got them on the thermal. I ain't seeing nothing, Buck.
I got nothing on the thermal. These poachers, they headed off towards your woods we know where they're going they're

going after this bigfoot and they're going to kill it that little cheesy bastard and that's exactly

what we're going to do finders keepers still can't come up and face a man to man

quick quick what do we do lay on your back i lay on your back stare at the stars play dead

I'm not going to be a good one. Quick, quick, what do we do? Lay on your back.
Stare at the stars. Play dead.
He can't hear us. I don't know.
We have guns in our hands. What should we do? Lights out, lights out, lights out, lights out, lights out.
Lights out, lights out, lights out. Except for you, cameraman.
We got to get this on film. Shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh, shh.

Buck.

All right, we got our lights out.

They're starting to close in on us now.

All right, we'll go radio silence.

All right, we'll go radio silence.

Good luck.

See you later.

You good?

Huck, Huck.

They've got guns, and they're coming up on us i think we're trapped

all right i'll turn off the radio so i can't hear you getting killed okay bye i'm sorry about all the drama but i can't listen to you get murdered i'll be a crispy cream i'll talk to you later okay we'll go radio Okay, nothing we can do.

Sorry.

Should I call the cops?

I'm going to go. Okay, we'll go radio silent.
Okay, nothing we can do.

Sorry.

Should I call the cops?

I'm going to go radio silent.

Let me turn off my radio.

Let me turn off my radio.

Turn off communication.

Yes, I can't hear you die.

I can't live with that kind of guilt.

Not me.

I got to go.

Moving your wine.

Guys, we got to go. Guys, we got to go.
I don't know where we're gonna go, but we gotta go. To the corn.
Guys, we gotta go. It's two furs at Burger King.
It's two furs at Chili's. It's margarita hour at Chili's.
We gotta go, guys. Chips and sauce are all you can eat.
Willie just radioed over. He said them poachers are coming right up by him.
We gotta get over and give them some backup. We can get up there and get behind them.
Well, they're certainly moving with a sense of urgency. Plotting along.
Do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do. Guys, we'll have to drop one.
We don't want them to get... Did he say we'll have to drop one? Yes.
Guys, I gotta did he say what the drop one guys i gotta drop one i'll be or two i'll catch up i'll catch up with you guys meanwhile maintain radio silence william bill oh what was that what was that whoa whoa through that yeah right there right there i bet that's that first guy we've seen hey Hey! Hey! You! Get over here with your gun. Get over here with your gun after shooting at me.
I want to talk to you, son. Man to man.
Man to man. Tell me about why you're trying to kill me.
Hey! Where'd you go? You in here? Oh, I got movement! I got movement! I got movement! Up ahead, up ahead! Right in here, right in here! Ah! Fuck! Jeez, they're shooting at each other. They shoot out in the cornfield.
Buck! You alright? I'm alright, I'm alright. What happened, Buck? Something grabbed me.
You okay? Get him up, Jeff! No, don't, don't, don't. Get him up! I'm cold, don't mind all the blood pouring out of my shirt.
He looks like he's got blood on his shirt. I know.
That Bigfoot. Oh, no.
It's just a logo. In here.
Did he hit you? It grabbed me. Luck was luck.
He grabbed me. Here in hell.
Jeff and me was ahead of him. That Bigfoot come around, hit him from behind.
He let out a scream and shot at this thing. I want out of the corn.
See the field. I want out of the corn.
I don't like it anymore in here. I'm very scared of the corn now.
I don't like it. I want out of the corn.
Slow down, Buck. Slow down.
We need Willie and Bill. We need to get everybody together.
This't safe i lost my radio well you're using it anyway we don't have yeah it was radio silence who cares radio anymore we can't just go yelling and screaming for willie and bill with our headlights on we're gonna attract it yeah what's different this time why can't you go yelling and screaming? That's what you guys do. Attention to them poachers, and we'll definitely attract the attention to that Bigfoot.
The only thing we can think to do is to start heading towards the tribe. Wait a minute, what's that doing? Okay, so wait, let me get this straight.
We're ignoring the fact that you just got grabbed by a Bigfoot and shot at it? Yeah, it was a close call. Yeah, it was a close call, but let's move on.
I don't want to think about it. I don't want to think about it.
It's rather embarrassing for me, so we just move on. I appreciate it.
Oh, oh. Oh, oh.
What the hell is he doing? What are you doing? He's doing it. He's doing it.
Okay, so this is ridiculous. This is ridiculous.
It appears they have put a Bigfoot trap that looks like an igloo made out of wood. I'm not sure.
It looks like a pyramid. Yeah, like a pyramid or something made out of wood.
And it's like tipping itself over, which I imagine they're now going to tell us was Bigfoot tipping it over, but I don't see anything anywhere. It's like someone's pulling it down.
Oh, you can actually see the string wrapped around it. That's crazy.
Bad editing. We're standing there.
All of a sudden our trap comes down, crashes, starts dragging off, taking trees with it. These idiots tore up our trap.
Okay, why are you not? You're three feet from it. Why are you not going to see what is going on? Is someone going to go investigate? What the hell? That's how you want to play? Let's go get him.
Let's go. What the hell? No, this ain't happening.
I don't know. I was looking for the poachers or for Bigfoot.
I have no idea. I think they're purposely confusing us because I thought that was Bigfoot.
But they're saying it's the poachers that are doing this. But they are literally standing a foot and a half from it.
Why not, like, I don't know, shoot somebody or something? But I got to see who the hell is. I mean, I don't condone just shooting people, but...
I also don't condone, like, incongruent television. It's gotta make some kind of sense.
I'm going over there right now! I'm going over there right now, and you better have your room cleaner. There's no dinner for you, young man.
Get on out of that truck, brother! Watch your pastor's side. Watch that, Kevin Watch your pastor's side.
We don't have to have any people's in there. Hey, what are you doing? You with one of them poachers? You with those? You with one of them poachers? That's right.
It's me and I'm a poacher. They've come up on another guy and they've blurred out his face.
That's right, Chrissy. He didn't agree to be on camera.
I am from the West Kentucky poacher clan. Idiots.
What are you talking about? What the hell are you doing here to tear the hell out of it? This guy paid me $1,000 to take down this trap. Say hi to Abbot, I get to work.
Okay, so all you know is this guy paid you a lot of money to come out here and tear this thing down. That's exactly what I'm doing.
Well, I first started talking with this. Well, all's forgiven.
All's well that ends well. Talk to you later.
Maybe it was the guy who owned the cornfield. Yeah, maybe somebody's not so happy that you're running around their cornfield building traps and shooting indiscriminately.
This guy, I wasn't sure if he was full of crap or if he was telling us the truth. But the more we talked to him, I think he's...
The more we talked to him, the more I liked him. And I gave him a job at craft services.

It's cool.

I'm Buck.

Hey, it's cool.

Don't worry about it.

I'm Buck.

Don't worry about all that shooting at me.

I'm all good.

It's all good, brother.

Split the money?

Split the $1,000?

What do you say?

Buck's nice to meet you.

I'm Larry.

Nice to meet you, Larry.

The guy that you dealt with is part of a poaching ring poaching ring the west kentucky poaching ring what are they poaching i still want to know i mean i understand there is but like you know you took too many deer this season you're killing the babies or whatever there isaching. Everywhere there's poaching.
But you usually don't think of West Kentucky and poaching. You usually think of like South Africa.
Or a ring. Yeah.
Or a poaching ring. Like how much money can you make poaching Bigfoot? I don't know.
I'm sorry. I didn't mean to get involved in this.
I try to keep it low-key. No, I understand.
No, it's all good. We're just out here killing, murdering monsters and getting shot at.
I understand. I just got attacked by a Bigfoot, not but yonder.
And look at me. Everything's all good.
Don't worry about it. You want to go have a bear? This has nothing to do with you.
This isn't on No hard feelings man No hard feelings Clearly you aren't lying

We don't even want to investigate

Just take our trap

And yeah go ahead

Yank it down

No problem

Spent all day making that

Thanks

Appreciate it

Let's get the hell out of here

It is what it is dude

Yep

It is what it is

I'm not real happy with Larry

After he tore down our trap

But I can't be too mad at him

Cause he didn't know

He was doing anything wrong

Look at that

Don't do no damn good

Traps in a thousand pieces

Yeah he was

Look at that

Thank you. but I can't be too mad at him because he didn't know he was doing anything wrong.
Look at that. Don't do no damn good for traps and f***ing tiles and pieces.
Gee whiz. Look at that.
So much for this. Gee willikers.
Gee willikers. That is so funny.
It is. Damn.
The weird twists and turns that these storylines take. I mean, my question is, do they like get together beforehand? I mean, there some yeah they have like a content discussion like okay we're gonna go chasing the you know thunder clappers and uh the cheek clappers uh the west kentucky cheek clappers we're gonna go chase them and then we're gonna run into a uh organized crime poaching ring and then one of the poachers is going to pay a guy to tear down our trap

and then I'm going to get attacked.

I mean,

these are wild stories

that don't seem to have

any kind of rhyme or reason

to them, really.

Yeah, no, I agree.

It's...

It's hilarious.

That's what it is.

That's what it is.

It's entertainment.

Yes, it is.

It looks like a frigging tornado hit it.

This is sickening right here.

Guys, these poachers ain't playing games.

No, they're not.

They shot at us.

They destroyed our trap.

This Bigfoot attacked me.

Early on in this investigation, they slept with our wives.

This Bigfoot attacked me.

Yeah, Bigfoot attacked me.

And, asterisk, Bigfoot attacked me.

But let's not get into weeds about all this.

We got into it with a bunch of poachers that we probably shouldn't have been messing with. Not that they're tougher than us, but they're a lot dirtier.
Willie Bill, we was looking for you guys for a while. Yeah, what happened to you guys being chased by a single individual with a gun? All of a sudden, you just popped out of nowhere.
Hey, it's all good. Don't worry about it.
All's well that ends well. We were looking for you.
Yeah. All for you.
Hey, boys. Hey, boys.
It's the West Kentucky Poaching Ring. Hey, boys.
It's me, West, the leader of the West Kentucky Poachers. And I just wanted to let you know we've got your number.
And some nude photographs we're going to disseminate on Bigfoot.com. If you don't leave this here cornfield and let us poach some more Bigfoots.
Listen. Yeah.
Go ahead. I enjoyed ripping your trap down, boys.
And I'm gonna enjoy taking your pants down. You better take your newfangled camera crew out of there.
Do you remember Cowboy Ken? No? That's because we have him. And his drone.

We buried him last episode in the makeshift grave site you found.

Don't fuck with the Kentucky poachers.

The guy in the truck.

Yeah, whatever.

Are you serious?

It's Larry.

The one that tore down our trap.

The one that suckered me into believing.

He was just hired to do a job.

See?

That's right.

I fooled you simply by saying, my name is Larry.

Diabolical.

It's like an episode of Scooby-Doo.

This is like the Minions movie. It's like an episode of Scooby-Doo.
This is like the Minions movie.

It's like this.

That's right.

It's Larry.

And I am pissed off that I got tomfooled into believing that he was a good guy.

Simply because he said, hey, I'm Larry.

Sorry.

You gonna tell me that dude in that truck. He pulled the wall clear over his fucking teeth.
He tore down our trap and then made sure we knew he had the last laugh. Hey, boy.
Hey, Larry. Hey, boys.
It's me, Larry. I was the one who stole your radio.
I was the one who pulled down the trap. I was the one who paid myself $1,000 to tear down your trap.
Riddle me that, Batman. Bam, pow, clap.
Myself. I was the one.
We're dealing with an evil genius here. He even fooled himself into believing he paid himself $1,000.
That's how good he is. The only thing I can tell you is you stick out in that truck, and it's a small town.
Yeah. Yeah, yeah.
Yeah, good one get them around town yeah i'm gonna get them around town i'm gonna order extra hash browns on your waffle house ticket those poachers they pulled the wool over eyes tonight they They horn snuggled us, bamboozled us.

And I tell you what, the way I feel about this Bigfoot at this point,

I'll stay out of his woods.

I'll let him take care of these poachers himself.

I hope he takes them out.

Oh, that was a good one.

That was a good one.

I like that one.

I like when they get... It's hilarious.
Yeah, like when there's other human interaction. Yes.
Like there's some kind of MacGuffin to worry about. Because, you know, we can't see anything that they're chasing.
But when you can see another human being, and Larry, Larry was a sneaky one. I do have to say Larry was a sneaky one.
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The number one best or scariest or whatever the clickbait title is, Chase and Mountain Monsters History. Here we go.
We're back in central Kentucky, and we're going after the Squallin' Savage. The Squalling savage? It looks a lot like the Thunder Brothers.
Looks a lot like the Lightning Man. Looks a lot like the Whistler.
It looks a lot like everything. Just a different color of fur.
Yeah, zoom in to this three-year-old's drawing. Savage is a huge Bigfoot.
Eight and a half foot tall, between six and eight hundred pounds. They're small bigfoot? Yeah, well listen, they come in all shapes and sizes, Chris.

He takes all kinds.

Wingspan and dwells in trees.

Dwells in trees.

Nothing.

I don't understand that.

I really thought back at the burial ground whenever I went down there that things would kick off.

I had no idea I'd have to come back in here this far. And nothing.
I don't understand. Whoa! I really thought back there at the party in the woods we were going to get things to kick off.
I didn't realize I'd have to go this deep in the woods to find me a hippie chick. What the heck is it doing? Threw a tree at us.
He threw a tree at us. Ha, out of here hang on hang on it's stuck on the side to side we'll go over top of it we'll go directly toward the danger what you got to understand is they're on a side-by-side or a four-by-four a golf cart cart, the fancy golf cart.
And he's talking on the camera, and then all of a sudden there's a loud noise. But we never saw the front of what was out the windshield in the first place.
So that tree could have been there the entire – probably was there the entire time, and they just pretended a loud noise. And now, since the tree was thrown at them from the forward direction, rather than go backwards, back to safety, they're going to go forward toward whatever just threw something at them.
Of course. Makes sense.
Go on. And if a four-by-four, if a golf cart can go over it, is it really that dangerous in the first place? Probably not.
We got to go. Huckleberry.
Huckleberry. Go ahead, Buck.
Buck to Huck Huck to Buck I'm past the graveyard about 200 yards This thing just threw a little on top of side to side and hit me Bill you're up next Start blowing your whistle Bill you're up next Start blowing your whistle And attract him directly to you So I can get away You're alright Keep your eyes open I as quick as I can, man. I'll be up there as quick as I can.
Copy that, Buck. Copy, copy.
Copy, copy, copy, copy, copy, copy, copy. Copy, huck, buck, buck to buck.
Huck to buck, chuck to buck. Buck to chuck, chuck to buck.
Copy, copy, copy, copy, copy, copy. Bill, Bill, Bill, Bill.
Coming your way, coming your way. Stay there.
Start whistling. Go there.
Chuck, Chuck, Chuck to Buck, Buck to Chuck. Radio silence.

Maintain radio silence.

Billy, Billy, Billy, Billy, Billy, Billy, Billy, Billy, Billy, Billy, Billy, Billy,

Billy, Billy, Billy, Billy, Billy, Billy, Billy, Billy, Billy, Billy, Billy, Billy,

Billy, Billy, Billy, Billy, Billy, Billy, Billy, Billy, Billy, Billy, Billy, Billy, Billy,

It's also fast and furious. I don't know what we do.

What do we do?

Got my eyes for Bill.

Buck just got this party started.

Now it's your Marine's turn.

I'm going to blow on this whistle.

Get him coming right up the canyon.

There's my train whistle.

That is a train whistle.

It's a child's train whistle. Bill, I'm still looking.
I don't see anything yet. Give me another whistle.
Bill, I got something. It's big.
I got movement down over the hill. Talk to me.
What direction? It's 1990s. John Popper.
Here he comes. Talk to me.
Which direction? Here he comes. Yeah.
Straight over the hill for me, Bill.

All right, Bill, he's closing in.

He's about 30, 40 yards.

Jump in your hole now.

Get in there, Curtis.

Get in there.

Get in there, Curtis.

Get in there, Curtis.

Jump in the hole.

Give me a hug.

Stay warm with body heat.

Take your clothes off.

Roll on top of me.

Grind a little bit. To the left.
Stick your finger in my butt. I like it.
Oh, he left the cameraman outside. Yeah, he did.
You're not watching this, but he dug a hole and put a piece of like a wood door on top with a bunch of leaves and foliage. So when he covered it, it just looked like the ground.
And he says, quick, get in here. But the cameraman didn't get in there, and he just closed the door.
So I guess now the cameraman's fucked. These guys aren't very considerate, are they? I got something in a tree right there.
It's a bird. It's a yellow-breasted cardinal.
You know how rare those are? F***. Heard something over here.
Now he's gone. F*** that I'm going.
Huh? Huckleberry, I'm going to the safe hole. It's there.
Huckleberry, I'm making a bunch of noise so he can follow me. Go on it.
Jeff had to go to plan B. He's got can follow me.
Jeff had to go to plan B.

He's got something on him.

Jeff had to go to plan B.

He forgot to pull out.

I got to go to the pharmacy real quick.

Get him some medicine.

Here's something coming.

It's a little ways out, but it's coming this way.

Chuck to buck.

Buck to chuck.

Start shooting indiscriminately quick. He's too close.
He's coming right in on us. We've got to get in that hole.
We've got to get in the hole. Too close.
I mean, he's got a gun. Yeah, he's got a gun.
You have a gun. Number one.
Number two. How did you make all these elaborate holes in the ground? When did you have time to do that? Huck, we got a Bigfoot about 50 yards out from my hole.
I don't know what Bigfoot it is, but he's damn close. Just hold tight, Huck.
I'm coming. Hold tight, honey.
I'm on my way. He said hun.
Did he say hun tight huck i'm coming hold tight honey i'm on my way he said hun did he say hunter huck either way it's funny i'm coming that way i guess the cameraman's in there with him yeah i guess the cameraman's in there with him. Yeah, I guess the cameraman's in there, which means that hole is really big.
He's got a knife in his hands, by the way. He's now in the mud, three feet in the mud, and he's got a trap door on top of him with leaves and foliage, and he's holding one of the biggest hunting knives I've ever seen in my entire life.
I imagine what happens next is he starts stabbing upwards at whatever's coming. Quick, do a whacking off like motion and kill whatever's on top of you jeff wild bill and huckleberry's already in their blinds huckleberry has something right on top of the camera man's right between his legs the camera now they're showing the three different holes or the three other so we we've got Huck running up the mountain with his four-by.

That's not going very fast because God love him.

Huck is a big boy.

And then you've got three separate individuals that are now in holes with trap doors on top of them. All have some kind of weapon in their hands.

A knife, a shotgun, which how you're going to shoot that in that hole, I have no idea.

And it looks like, I don't know, a pipe bomb? I'm not even sure what that is guys i gotta get over there now the top of the door is now shaking.

Mud is falling into the pit.

Huckleberry is just doing his best to keep his composure.

Start stabbing upwards.

That's what I do.

He done lifted Medora.

Come on.

Is that running?

No.

That's a slow walk.

I need backup. Hurry up.
Get out of here. Come on, Bob.

Buckleberry, I'm on my way. I'm coming as quick as I can, man.
I'll be up there as quick as I can.

We got a big foot on our ass.

That's the slowest bigfoot I have ever seen.

He's not even traveling at a mile per hour.

That poor old man, he's trying his best to make it look scary, but it's not.

If Bigfoot is moving slower than that, then I am officially not afraid of Bigfoot.

Bill, I'm on my way to get you. I'm on my way to get you.
Drop a pin and share your location. Do you have to find my app? It's real easy.
Let me walk you through it. Make sure you update your iPhone 17.
Get up here and that side by side. Connect to the local internet.
Got me and Jeff, bro. We need to get up here and give Hunkerberry some.
Search for find my. Back up.
Get in, man. Get in.
Come on. Come on.
Come on. Come on.
Go. Go.
Go. Get in.
Get in. Get in.
Get in. Stay in on the buck.
Jeff. Stay in on the buck.
Yeah. I'm on the line.
I'm on the line. We're coming to get you.
All right. All right, I got the cameraman in my dick.

He does.

He's right in his dick.

I know.

Be careful.

I'm liable to pee on you.

This whole team's in trouble.

We need to get up there now.

There's Jeff.

Come on, Jeff.

Come on, brother.

Come on.

Come on, Jeff.

Get in.

Get in.

Get in.

Get in.

Let's go.

Let's go.

Let's go.

Stay in the way.

Stay in the way.

Stay in the way.

Get out of here. Get out of here.
Jeff, what happened? Was you whistling or something? No. How many of them was there? I'd say there was two at least.
You've got to get down off here. Two, maybe 30.
I'm not sure because they are not real. We've got to go right now.
I'll watch your back. Go.
Huckleberry just hollered. I need to get off the top of this trap and go give him some backup.
He's more important than this, hon. Holy s***.
Did you hear that? He squalled right there. Go, go, go, go.
You gotta go, bro. The squall monster.
The squall monster. Go, go, go.
You gotta go. I know for eight seasons we've been trying to get images of an actual monster but you should go now because there is no monster to get images of.
Oh, he's ziplining. Whoa.
Well, that was an interesting way of getting down from the treehouse.

There was a ladder, too.

Yeah.

By the way, the cameraman went down the ladder.

He got a harness on and decided to sit and climb down.

Like six feet.

Yes.

It took him much longer to sit and climb down.

This way. Oh, my God.
There he is, there he is, there he is. Uncle Ben! What's going on? What's going on? What's going on? Oh, nothing.
Just attacked by a 10-foot, 385-pound Bigfoot. And my knee's bad.
I got a bad back. And I forgot my medicine.
And my angina's acting up. But besides that, everything's fine.
Not attack. Keep an eye out.
He's still here somewhere. We just pulled up the Huckleberry.
His eyes the size of a coffee cup. He's scared to step.
He's shaking in his boots. The damn thing rushed down and picked the damn lid up and pulled it up.
No way. But it was right there and all I could think of was let out a war hoop.
I don't know if it startled it.

A war hoop.

War.

Ha.

Good God, y'all.

What are we fighting for?

Absolutely nothing.

That's the only war hoop I could think of.

Fumbled it or whatever, but it backed off a little bit.

And that's when I put my ass in the wind and got the hell out of there.

You did the right thing, that's for sure.

I don't know what went wrong.

That's when I gave him the five o'clock savage.

I bent over and blasted him with a mighty wind.

He ran down the hill.

I bet my butt did that.

I knew that Red Bull and tacos would come in handy.

Come on, guys, come and get me come in handy. Come on, guys.

Come and get me.

Let's go.

Let's go.

Let's go.

Let's go.

I mean, how many people can fit in that golf cart?

I don't know.

Yeah.

There's only four.

That's a lot of people fitting in a golf cart.

Get in.

Get in.

Get in.

Get in.

Get in.

There's four and the camera.

Yeah, four and the camera.

Oh, wow.

Wild Bill McCrowski there.

He just radioed over.

We got to get over and get him some backup right now.

We got to go.

We got to go.

Wait, what are you guys running from?

Because you were running to save the other guy, and now you're running to get away from something?

Yeah, something's happening.

Yeah, this is the way this show works.

It's just a lot of running and shaky camera work.

Woo!

Woo!

Woo!

Woo!

Woo!

Woo!

Woo!

Woo!

Woo!

Woo!

Woo!

Woo!

Woo!

Woo!

Woo!

Woo!

Woo!

Woo!

Woo!

Woo! Thank you. Just a lot of running and shaky camera work.
Okay, here comes the comedy. Ready? There's going to be a comedy routine right before we get done here.
I heard the whistle. I had to send the cameraman down.

And I started to come down the ladder, and I could hear the brush cracking.

He squalled on me. He squalled? He squalled.

When Huckleberry yelled for help, Willie decided it's time to bail on the trap.

He sent the cameraman down first, and when he was getting right come down,

he heard a squall right by the trap.

So he had to get down there with the cameraman

because he was on the ground with the squalling savage.

I thought... Squalling savage? Let's tell some jokes, me and you, and wrap this episode up.
Everything was coming together perfect. Then you don't even whistle and something shows up with you and you don't whistle and something's on you.
I don't understand that. It didn't make a sound, only what I could hear walking.
But when that thing yanked that lid up, I did get a quick view of it, and it wasn't black, and it wasn't reddish-brown. It was a light collar.
I can tell you that. What? It was a light collar.
We know that's not the squall and savage, and we know that's not the midnight whistler. We know they protect their ground.
They're very territorial. I mean, when I let out that yell, it backed away.
The war hauler? Yeah. Whoa! What you're saying, because there's a complete different Bigfoot in here.
All the way there. Yeah.
Oh, there you go. There it is.
We ended. We got it.
We got all five. That was good.
All right. I like is.
We got it.

We got all five. That was good.
All right. I like that.
I like the compilation videos because we get a lot of mountain monsters in a short amount of time. All right.
Well, you know, stay safe out there. It's dangerous out in the middle of the woods.
So don't go there. Yeah, that's all I got to say.
And be prepared. I say next time you're camping Dig three or four

Five to So don't go there. Yeah, that's all I got to say.
And be prepared. I say, next time you're camping, dig three or four, five to seven foot deep holes and get some old doors and put some foliage on them.
In case you run into a squalor or a whistler or a diddler or whatever it is out there, you want to make sure you've got the proper resources to take care of yourself. Thank God we have the mountain monsters to show us the way.
I mean, they're a cautionary tale. I don't get your balls.
Hug the buck, buck the huck, hug the buck, shock the buck. Billy, billy, billy, billy, billy.
Copy, copy, copy. Copy, copy, copy.
So much fun. So much fun.
Alright, you know we'll get back to it someday. We'll get back to the mountain monsters someday.
But I felt it like it had been too long. And I saw a video came up on my YouTube and I was like, oh, yeah, we got to do the mountain monsters.
Plus, a lot of our comments on the various platforms say that their favorites are the mountain monsters. So there you go.
From me to you. A gift.
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Okay, Chrissy, that's all I can do for today.

I think so.

But I'll tell you that I love you.

I love you.

I'll say best to you.

Best to you.

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