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Speaker 2 I am pissed off that I got

Speaker 2 Tom-fooled into believing that he was a good guy.

Speaker 2 Simply because he said, hey, I'm Larry.

Speaker 2 Sorry.

Speaker 2 You gonna tell me that dude in that truck is... He pulled the wall clear over us.

Speaker 2 He tore down our trap and then made sure we knew he had the last life. Hey, boys.

Speaker 2 Hey, Larry. Hey, boys.
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Speaker 2 I was the one who stole your radio. I was the one who pulled down the trap.
I was the one who paid myself $1,000 to tear down your trap.

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I'm sure Jeff is a frazzled. He is.
He's a frazzled and a frazzled. There's a lot going on.

Speaker 2 Have we announced who's going to be there yet? Not yet. Not yet.
Okay, well, let me know when I can talk about that.

Speaker 2 I think you told me, but it's a very, it's a secret. These things are very secretive.
We don't want to do Fire Fest 3 at Memphis. No.

Speaker 2 And I'll do a Fire Fest update later on in the week, but just know that it's definitely not happening. Definitely not happening.
I'm shocked.

Speaker 2 Yeah.

Speaker 2 Of all, I am less shocked that the Mountain Monsters...

Speaker 2 Find don't never find something that they're chasing than I am that Fire Fest 2 is in fact not happening

Speaker 2 But it's not happening I wanted to quickly and I know you guys on Friday We watched uh mountain monsters we were getting through the top five scariest hunts and we got to number three meaning we had just kind of come up on number three we'll get back to it we promised we will um but i wanted to ask you real quick did you know that alec baldwin has a new reality television show

Speaker 2 the baldwins yes i did i've i i've seen some press about it and i've seen it pop up on max i think or netflix i can't max yeah yeah yeah it's on tlc

Speaker 2 so i've had had it on in the background because a lot of times, you know, there's a couple channels that I'll just keep on in the background.

Speaker 2 It's like mindless entertainment that I really don't have to pay attention to, but I'll tune in if I hear something interesting.

Speaker 2 And

Speaker 2 I was watching, or I had it on in the background, and man, Alec, listen.

Speaker 2 Nothing like that poor woman's family who will never recover.

Speaker 2 That was so sad. That was the craziest thing.

Speaker 5 It sounds like a freak accident.

Speaker 2 I believe that it was.

Speaker 2 I believe it was a freak accident. And I believe everybody, including Alec, probably could have taken more care to make sure that things were okay.

Speaker 2 You, of course, had the person, the armor, who was supposed to never have real bullets anywhere on set, but did, which is just insane to me. Um, I don't think it was some grand conspiracy.

Speaker 2 I think she was um a kid, a kid who was also partying at night and made some mistakes, some big ones that cost somebody their life.

Speaker 2 But then, Alec, I don't think he checked the gun, whatever, who cares? It doesn't matter. But anyway,

Speaker 2 that must be a very frightening, terrifying, difficult thing to go through for everybody and for the person who pulled the trigger, Alec.

Speaker 2 And when you're watching that show, I will give the show, it's been criticized by a lot of people, and I can understand why, you know, on the backs of this death, you're out there trying to rehab your image or make money or

Speaker 2 whatever the criticism is. Agreed, all of that.
But then also, when you watch the show, you can see just how vulnerable and in pain Alec is. He is very much stewing in his own shit, so to speak.

Speaker 2 And the

Speaker 2 of course. Yeah.
He's not gloating in this, right? And I think that's pretty clear. I don't know.
But, and he's a public figure.

Speaker 2 So, of course, he went and did the obligatory interview so that people can get the questions answered. They feel like they have some idea.
He's got to defend himself in some way, shape, or form.

Speaker 2 He's a public figure.

Speaker 2 But what I was going to share is that people stewing in their own own shit is never something easy to watch, them dealing with that kind of pain.

Speaker 2 And this was recorded the three weeks before he was to be

Speaker 2 the trial, the trial. And so it's like really intense.
And I was just watching a scene before you got here.

Speaker 2 I was just watching a scene where him and his wife are driving up to their Hamptons house or whatever. They're arguing about all kinds of different stuff.
And she's just like a whip.

Speaker 2 She's just telling you, you know,

Speaker 2 get off your ass. Stop feeling sorry for yourself.
You know, lots of people are in pain here. You have a family to deal with.
Like, you got to get your shit together.

Speaker 2 You got to figure out how to process this pain and process it. But I don't, I put myself in Alex's shoes, and I don't know how I would process.
I don't know how you do process something like that.

Speaker 2 Yeah, that's awful. Yeah, when you know you were responsible for someone else's death in such a terrible and freak way.

Speaker 4 Yeah, it's like car accidents, too, where somebody's responsible for killing someone.

Speaker 2 I did know a guy when I was in my when I was working at L'Estrad and giving away a Chiante Clásico and the soft show collabs.

Speaker 2 I did know a guy worked with a guy who had gotten into a car accident that was his fault. He ran a red light, wasn't drunk or anything like that.
He ran a red light. He wasn't paying attention.

Speaker 2 Ran a red light, killed a woman, like a lady who had a family. And a couple of nights I went out drinking with him and it didn't take the little bittest pinprick and it all came out.
Oh, yeah.

Speaker 2 And this was like years after it had happened, like six or seven years after it had happened. And he still had zero reconciliation about it.
Zero. It was all right at the surface.

Speaker 2 And I can only imagine that's what guys that go to war must feel like. Police officers, other people who are in terrible incidents and accidents.

Speaker 2 Anyway, I give the show a little bit of credit, a little bit of credit for showing those very vulnerable, tough moments where it seems like Alec is essentially leaking out of his own skin.

Speaker 2 They kept it in there.

Speaker 2 So whether the editors have full control over the final cut or Alec has some kind of approval or whatever it is, I will say that they are showing some of of these vulnerable moments.

Speaker 2 And you see just how tough this has been for everybody involved. Now, of course, that, you know, that, who is that? Hannah Guten, what was her name? Somebody or other, the lady who died.

Speaker 2 Anyway, whoever died, that obviously there's no comparison, none, zero. She can never come.
Alec can figure a way through this. She can never, and her kids can never.

Speaker 2 But anyway, I just want to share that. The Baldwin show is rather interesting in that sense.
Okay, now to something completely unserious.

Speaker 2 The mountain monsters.

Speaker 2 We all know them. We all love them.
We all think they're ridiculous. And it just keeps getting more ridiculous as they are now counting down.

Speaker 2 There's a compilation video out there where they count down the top five hunts the mountain monsters have had in their hunting career of mythological bullshit creatures.

Speaker 2 We just saw them put together the Thunder Axe, I guess.

Speaker 4 Well, yeah, well, see, counting back to number five, it was Bigfoot, right?

Speaker 2 His nest. Yep.

Speaker 4 And then they up the Annie then on number four, and that was the Lightning Man, which is a version of Bigfoot that strikes quick like that's right.

Speaker 2 It's lightning, like the Lightning Man with the Thunder Brothers.

Speaker 2 The Thunder Brothers and the Lightning Man, but if they put together some kind of magical axe, I guess they have protection against the Thunder Brothers and the Lightning Man.

Speaker 5 They lifted it up like he was He-Man.

Speaker 2 Yeah, like he was He-Man. And someone got struck by lightning, by the way.
Just Pede and Pede himself. Lots of peeing in that episode.
Anyway, go back on Friday. You can watch that episode.

Speaker 2 Let's get right back to it.

Speaker 2 I think we have have some time left in this segment. Let's get right back to it with number three.
Here we go.

Speaker 2 And we're going after the Midnight Whistler. Legend of Henry.
Midnight Whistler. Now, why do all these creatures look alike?

Speaker 2 They all look exactly the same. They really do.
I mean, some are more bulky than others, but it's generally the same principle.

Speaker 4 This one has green eyes. The other one has red eyes.

Speaker 2 And I might add that these animations are absolutely childlike. I mean, you would think that I understand this thing is done on a shoestring budget.

Speaker 2 It just takes a forest and a couple of cameramen and terrible sound effects. But you would think that they would spend a little bit of money just to go.

Speaker 2 I mean, I could get better things done on Fiverr. Do you know what I'm saying? Yes.
All right. Let's get back to it.

Speaker 2 That the Midnight Whistler was the first Bigfoot to come out of the mammoth caves, and we're going to prove tonight that he exists. Man, and how are you going to do that, Buck?

Speaker 2 It looks like he's been dead. You have never proven anything has existed.
How are we going to do this one? We're using this one. You're kidding.
He's been in here.

Speaker 2 Well, he's not here during the day, and he's not here at night.

Speaker 2 Oh, shit!

Speaker 2 Point your gun at him.

Speaker 2 Point your gun wildly in every direction.

Speaker 2 I saw some logs moving. That's what he said.
I saw some logs moving. You saw some logs moving up in a tree?

Speaker 2 What is this? It's a mining operation. Oh my God.
These guys, they are the best. They really have a specific acting skill set.

Speaker 2 And that is pointing at things that are not there and screaming really loud.

Speaker 2 Black guys, son of a bitches. Did he just say, look at those black guys? Oh, he's a sandbag.
All right. I just wanted to make sure we weren't getting into some weird territory here.

Speaker 2 Trapper MD.

Speaker 2 That's Uncle Barry number six. Look at him.
Hey, we're down here in the nest. Something just come down of the tree on top of us.
It's down here with us.

Speaker 2 We're down here in the nest. We're down here in the nest.

Speaker 2 We're on our way. We're on our way.
Holy.

Speaker 2 I'm telling you right now, he don't whistle. What do you mean he don't? There's some sort of scream.
I've never heard nothing like it. Bagel roared.
Bagel squall, Trapper.

Speaker 2 Trapper, just think that bastard could have been up there that night we found her or that day we came back in here. I don't know how he got up that high wall that fast.

Speaker 2 In a matter of just a second, he was gone.

Speaker 2 I don't know why we recall everything that ever happened. Whistling.

Speaker 2 I'm just a whistling monster. Down, you can go up that.
Well, how in the hell we get up that bank?

Speaker 2 We can't get back on that ridgeline. No, there's no way.
It's straight up and down. We got to come up with a better plan.
We got to do it. I don't think he was this far up here.

Speaker 2 We got one left, right.

Speaker 2 Let's get some

Speaker 2 bushwhack.

Speaker 2 And that's where these lads are at and stir those fat bad.

Speaker 2 Check it out.

Speaker 2 What in the world is that? Yeah,

Speaker 2 God, damn, goddamn, what in the world is that? I want my go.

Speaker 2 Wow.

Speaker 2 Oh, my God.

Speaker 2 It was like a TP. It was like a two-stick TP.

Speaker 2 Three. Three sticks.
Just put together in a

Speaker 2 TP, but they were tiny.

Speaker 2 What in the world is that?

Speaker 2 It's a child.

Speaker 2 It's a child playing in the forest.

Speaker 2 Watch your step, guys.

Speaker 2 Easy now, easy. Be ready.
Easy now. Easy.

Speaker 2 It could be the baboobi trap.

Speaker 2 Easy now. If they don't say easy four times an episode.
Easy. Easy.
Go slow into your certain death. Easy.
Hey, guys,

Speaker 2 the slower we die, the better. Remember, you got to be careful here.
What is this? Is it graves? This is a bad spot. This is a bad spot.
I'm telling you, we shouldn't be here. It's a bad spot.

Speaker 2 This is a bad spot. I'm telling you, we shouldn't be here.
Lighting is terrible.

Speaker 4 Whistler man's making grave. He's digging graves.

Speaker 2 That's me digging some graves.

Speaker 2 Oh, these idiots.

Speaker 2 Hey, stay away from my grave.

Speaker 2 That's my dog and my wife. We're buried in the family plot.

Speaker 2 This place gives me the shivers. I'm not sure what the hell it is, but it looks like a burial ground.
This place gives me the herpes.

Speaker 2 this place gives me a bad case of the clap i can tell you right now if these are grave sites they're awful big that son bit your must be 10 feet long i'm getting nervous yeah you ain't the only one brother this is yeah you ain't the only one brother let's let's do this let's stay around in the dark for a couple more hours and see what happens This is eerie.

Speaker 2 There's no way this is an Indian burial ground. There's no active Native Americans in this part of the country.
It's too well upkept, and something has been in here taking care of it.

Speaker 2 I don't think it's a gravestone. I disagree.
Look at all these. Humped up, humped up dirt.
Dig one up.

Speaker 2 Yeah, go ahead. Get a shovel.

Speaker 2 Why not?

Speaker 2 You better not.

Speaker 2 Over eight and a half feet long. There's Bigfoot.
buried in these.

Speaker 2 I don't think so. I gotta go with Buck on this one, Trapper.

Speaker 2 I think it's a burial ground too i tell you what there's one way to find out right now i tell you what there's only one way to find out that's right it's my goldfish

Speaker 2 i buried it in the back for my kid he didn't know what to do so we buried it by the way

Speaker 2 There's something humped up here. Making a mistake.
This is a Bigfoot burial ground, and I'm about to prove it.

Speaker 2 Oh,

Speaker 2 wow, there might be some proof of something under there.

Speaker 2 They're up there, damn it. Who are you, guys?

Speaker 2 The minute Buck started digging in this dirt, all hell broke loose. I mean, they were whistling from this direction, this direction, and this direction.
There's another one over there!

Speaker 2 And rather than call scientific authoritize,

Speaker 2 we have decided to put the thermals on them.

Speaker 2 A whistler. It's so stupid.
In front of you, trapper. Stamp.
Whistle. That way.

Speaker 2 Again, if I'm them, I just start shooting. You know what I'm saying? I'm not waiting for someone to kill me.
I'm just shooting. Hey, this way, man, that screech and whistle noise.

Speaker 2 Man, it's just piercing. I'll tell you what, we definitely got them P.O.'d.

Speaker 2 We gotta get out of here, guys.

Speaker 2 That's a train whistle that the kids get for Halloween at the shitty houses. You know what I'm saying? Here's a whistle.
Be a good boy for Santa Claus.

Speaker 2 Team in the side-by-side and scoot our asses off this burial ground before all the shit hits a fan. Them damn things are going to be the worst hit.

Speaker 2 Woo! Good job, brother. I don't know how many midnight whistlers are coming down that hill, but they're mad.
And we don't want to shoot them. They're a long ways away from the trap.

Speaker 2 The best thing to do is just get out of dodge. Hey, go on.

Speaker 2 Why don't they want to shoot them? Yeah, why do they want to shoot them? And then, follow-up to this, did anybody send like archaeologists or something to the grave sites to follow up on this?

Speaker 2 No, of course not. No, no, no, no.
Because that would make too much fucking sense. Wow.
I didn't know if we were going to make it out of there.

Speaker 2 I didn't know if we were going to make it out of there, but we did have time to scoot our fat asses down to the four-by's and get down the hill. Take a line to get dirty.

Speaker 2 Woo!

Speaker 2 I had two on my left. I had four on the thermal.
There was at least four more thermal. I've seen them on the thermal with Jeff.
My God, they were watching.

Speaker 2 I'll guarantee you the minute he touched that. Oh, it was on England.

Speaker 2 Oh, it was on. Let's stand around here and talk about it again.
That's what we always do.

Speaker 2 We can't actually see it on the camera, like the video camera that we happen to have, recording this for television, but we'll stand around and talk about it afterwards.

Speaker 2 Whatever. As soon as I was about to dig into that grave, the most ear-piercing whistle let off I've ever heard.
They had a surrounding, and their whistles were so loud, it hurt my ears.

Speaker 2 I bet when they started whistling. Last time I heard a scream like that, I was trying to bid my wife for her 10th anniversary.
When they all was coming in. I guarantee it.
Reinforcements.

Speaker 2 We came here after the midnight twist. That guy might be my favorite.
Oh, yeah. He's...
Oh, Bill's my favorite for sure. For sure.
Bill. He just screams.

Speaker 2 Yeah, there's no comment. There's no sense to what he's saying.
That Bigfoot in the Appalachia isn't folklore, he's fact.

Speaker 2 We found his nest. Thank God.

Speaker 2 We saw a trail camera picture of it, and we heard that legendary whistle.

Speaker 2 I believe that we've made an incredible discovery.

Speaker 2 But we will not be following up on it. Next week,

Speaker 2 we'll be chasing the whisper wolves. I don't know if it's a burial ground.
I do know those midnight whispers ran us out of there. People and creatures protect things that are very important to them.

Speaker 2 There was something there that they did not want us to find. I don't know why y'all was in such a hurry for me to dig in that big pile of dirt.

Speaker 2 It's time for laughs with Huck and Chuck. I'm going to do it.

Speaker 2 We twist your arms. Yeah, boy.
You look like a cat in a litter box.

Speaker 2 All right, guys, we've been funny. Now it's time to move on to the next one.

Speaker 2 Yes, even though we found clear evidence of Bigfoot and his burial sites and his nest and the whistlers and we have them all on camera, let's go home.

Speaker 2 I mean, honestly,

Speaker 2 if you need any more proof that this isn't real, then just imagine this.

Speaker 2 All the things that have happened over all of these seasons that they've caught on camera and been a part of and found, and the Whisper Wolves and the Thunder Brother Knife, or whatever, they never once presented these things to any kind of authority.

Speaker 2 They just move on to the next episode,

Speaker 2 like you do when you find the discovery of humanity.

Speaker 2 It'd be like if an alien came to you, it'd be like if Alf was living in your house and you didn't call somebody about it.

Speaker 2 All right, anyway, let's take a break and we'll be back with more shenanigans. The boys from Mountain.

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We're almost at number one.

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Speaker 2 We're on to number two. Here we go.
The excitement is building. We've got a Bigfoot that's attacking these poachers.

Speaker 2 On the other hand, you got us out here tonight with lights, guns, and this Phantom of the Forest. He can't distinguish the difference.

Speaker 2 The Phantom of the Forest has been attacking poachers out here that has lights and guns. We have lights and guns.

Speaker 2 It's perfectly safe, though. We're the good guys.

Speaker 2 We run into either one of these, the Bigfoot or the poachers,

Speaker 2 we've got a thunder penis. I mean a thunder axe

Speaker 2 gonna be a fight here tonight. We're working

Speaker 2 It's hard to see anything. Oh, the corn just the cornfield.
This is one of my favorites. That old cornfield.
Yeah, where they're running indiscriminately through the cornfield, shooting at each other.

Speaker 2 Guy vanished. It's difficult to find any sign on the field, especially in this cornfield.
Oh, what was that? What was that?

Speaker 2 Did you hear that? I heard it. I heard it.
Sounds like something big took up through the woods. No, it's just me.
I'm getting some corn to make my kids' popcorn. It's so good.
I love it.

Speaker 2 Let's go up there.

Speaker 2 I don't think that was that person we've seen out there.

Speaker 2 they are he is so big and not you know everyone has different body shapes but this is a big body shape like it's clear maybe ozempic i don't know something yeah i don't think he should be wearing those pants no yeah he doesn't need to wear a shirt tucked in yes you know what i'm saying like when you're that big give yourself a chance to look normal you're going to corn whatever it was up there in the woods was way too heavy let me just trail up through here huck speaking of way too heavy what?

Speaker 2 Look here. Look here.
Yeah. That's probably what we heard breaking.
Yeah. That log bust or something stepped on it.
That's fresh. That's fresh.
How do you know that?

Speaker 2 How do you know that a tree that a

Speaker 2 dead branch on the ground broken is fresh? I mean, I'm sure that there are people that can tell you that, but I'm sure it's not Huck. I don't think so.
Any more sign, Buck?

Speaker 2 Oh, oh, what do we got here? Look here, look here. Look,

Speaker 2 what's this? It's penis eyes ah

Speaker 2 that's the circle key down the road oh boy we got company boys

Speaker 2 oh

Speaker 2 how many of them is there's two sides

Speaker 2 or four oh they're coming in

Speaker 2 there's another vehicle boys this ain't good no it's not the poachers

Speaker 2 those are the poachers and they're ready to kill anybody who gets in between them and whatever it is you poach in kentucky What exactly is that? Are there elephants for their ivory? Rhinoceroses?

Speaker 2 I'm not sure what you poach in Kentucky. Well, they know where we're here.

Speaker 2 Soon as those vehicles stopped, people start getting out. There's a whole pile of them.

Speaker 2 I'll shoot.

Speaker 2 I'll shoot too.

Speaker 2 Wall me dead.

Speaker 2 Well, I don't like the math on that one. All right, we're gonna go.
Talk to you later.

Speaker 2 Bring your buddies. Buck, I got weapons up.
No, I got something for you.

Speaker 2 What's that?

Speaker 2 Pew, pew, pew, pew, pew. I got something something for you.
I got something for you. I'm going to indiscriminately shoot at you.

Speaker 2 I want to go to jail for murder.

Speaker 2 Damn, damn. Damn, damn, deal, damn.

Speaker 2 I don't know if they're trying to kill us. I don't know if they're trying to scare us.
Any way you look at this, it's not good. We need to come up with a plan fast.

Speaker 2 Willie, Bill, we're getting shot at. Willie, I'm on the ground.
I don't think I'm going to be able to get back up.

Speaker 2 Who lays down like that? I know, who lays down on their back. Yeah, that's not the ready position.
You got to lay down on your front so you can crawl around.

Speaker 2 Right now, the only thing you can do is roll off the hill.

Speaker 2 Just to let you know, there's like lights off in the distance. They're yelling at each other, and then one of them fake shoots, right?

Speaker 2 And then, so all of these guys slowly but surely sit down in their butts and then lay on their backs like they're going to do star, like they're going to stargaze. You don't lay on your back.

Speaker 2 You lay on your front. Now you can't even see.
No.

Speaker 2 Just looking straight up.

Speaker 2 It's so stupid.

Speaker 2 That's your hand.

Speaker 2 I copy that. What do you want to?

Speaker 2 I copy that. 10-4.
We're certainly going to get murdered. Do you want me to shoot back or what?

Speaker 2 This guy.

Speaker 2 I know, he's looking,

Speaker 2 he's looking, he's looking after his gun. This is so stupid.

Speaker 2 On the field, turn your lights off. Lay down to get hit now.

Speaker 2 All right, I copy that. He said, Lay down and get hip.

Speaker 2 Get hit. Get hip.
Oh, I thought he said get hip. I'm like, cool.
That was cool.

Speaker 2 Lay down and get hip. All the kids are doing it.
Lay down.

Speaker 2 Hey, we got to find a safe.

Speaker 2 Everybody's doing a brand new dance now.

Speaker 2 Ain't I lay down in the forest?

Speaker 2 We gotta find a place to hide, man. Now they're moving.
Now they're moving. Are they coming our way?

Speaker 2 I don't know. I can't tell.
I'm staring at the stars.

Speaker 2 I think he just sat up. He just said.
I'm surprised he could steal up, honestly. They're moving to our right.
I got him. Buck ain't interested in us.
They're going off.

Speaker 2 They're going over in the woods. They're going to poach.
Sorry! Wrong mountain monsters. Don't mind all the shooting.

Speaker 2 Got them on the thermal.

Speaker 2 I ain't saying nothing, Buck.

Speaker 2 I got nothing on the thermal. These poachers, they headed off towards your woods.
We know where they're going. They're going after this Bigfoot, and they're going to kill it.

Speaker 2 That little cheesy bastard.

Speaker 2 And that's exactly what we're going to do.

Speaker 2 Finders, keepers. Still can't come up and face you man to man.

Speaker 2 We'll use a light backer. There's a light backer.
There's a light picture.

Speaker 2 Quick, quick. What do we do?

Speaker 2 Lay on your back.

Speaker 2 Stare at the stars. Play dead.

Speaker 2 He can't hear us. I don't know.
We have guns in our hands. What should we do?

Speaker 2 Lights out, lights out, lights out, lights out, lights out. Lights out, lights out, lights out.
Except for you, cameraman. We got to get this on film.

Speaker 2 All right, we got our lights out. They're starting to close in on us now.

Speaker 2 All right, we'll go radio silence.

Speaker 2 All right, we'll go radio silence. Good luck.
See you later. You good?

Speaker 2 Hook, hook. They've got guns and they're coming up on us.
I think we're trapped. All right.
I'll turn off the radio so I can't hear you getting killed.

Speaker 2 Bye.

Speaker 2 I'm sorry about all the drama, but I can't listen to you get murdered. I'll be at Krispy Kream.
I'll talk to you later.

Speaker 2 Okay, we'll go radio silent.

Speaker 2 Okay,

Speaker 2 nothing we can do. Sorry.

Speaker 2 Should I call the cops? I'm going to go radio silent.

Speaker 2 Let me turn off my radio.

Speaker 2 Let me turn off my radio. I'm going to turn off communication.
Yeah, so I can't hear you die. I can't live with that kind of guilt.
Not me. I got to go.

Speaker 2 Moving your way.

Speaker 2 We got to go. Let's go.
Guys, we gotta go. I don't know where we're gonna go, but we gotta go.

Speaker 2 To the corn.

Speaker 2 Guys, we gotta go. It's twofers at Burger King.

Speaker 2 It's twofers at Chilis.

Speaker 2 It's margarita hour and chilies. We gotta go, guys.
Chips and sauce, all you can eat. Willie just radioed over.
He said them poachers are coming right up by him.

Speaker 2 We gotta get over there and give them some backup. We can get up there and get behind them.
Well, they're certainly moving with a sense of urgency.

Speaker 2 plotting along.

Speaker 2 Guys,

Speaker 2 we'll have to drop one. We don't want him to get.
Did he say what to drop one?

Speaker 2 Guys, I gotta drop one. I'll be or two.

Speaker 2 I'll catch up with you guys. Meanwhile, maintain radio silence.

Speaker 2 Willie and Bill. Oh, Roseanne, who's that? Whoa, whoa.
Do that? Yeah, right there, right there. I bet that's that first loud we sing.
Hey!

Speaker 2 Hey! You! Get over here with your gun!

Speaker 2 Get over here with your gun after shooting at me. I want to talk to you, son.
Manda man. Manda, man.

Speaker 2 Tell me about why you're trying to kill me. Hey!

Speaker 2 Where'd you go? You in here? Oh, I got moving. I got moving.

Speaker 2 I got moving. I got moving.

Speaker 2 Up ahead, up ahead. Run in here.
Fire!

Speaker 2 Buck!

Speaker 2 Jeez. They're shooting at each other.
Shoot out in the cornfield.

Speaker 2 Buck! You alright?

Speaker 2 I'm all right i'm all right what happened buck something grabbed me you okay get him up jeff no don't don't touch me don't touch me

Speaker 2 i'm cold don't mind all the blood pouring out of my shirt

Speaker 2 he looks like he's got blood on his shirt i know that bigfoot it's oh no it's just a logo

Speaker 2 in here

Speaker 2 he grabbed me luck was look

Speaker 2 he grabbed me here in hell Jeff and me was ahead of him. That Bigfoot come around, hit him from behind.
He let out a scream and shot at this thing. I want out of the corn.
See the field.

Speaker 2 I want out of the corn. I don't like it anymore in here.
I'm very scared of the corn now.

Speaker 2 I don't like it. I want out of the corn.

Speaker 2 Slow down, Buck. Slow down.
We need Willie and Bill. We need to get everybody together.
This isn't safe.

Speaker 2 I lost my radio.

Speaker 2 Well, you weren't using it anyway. We don't have a radio.
Yeah, it was radio silence. Who cares?

Speaker 2 Radio anymore. We can't just go yelling and screaming for Willie and Bill with our headlights on.
We're gonna attract the yeah, what's different this time?

Speaker 2 Why can't you go yelling and screaming? That's what you guys do.

Speaker 2 Attention to them poachers, and we'll definitely attract the attention of that Bigfoot. The only thing we can think to do is to start heading towards the trap.
Wait a minute, what's that going?

Speaker 2 Okay, so wait, let me get this straight. We're ignoring the fact that you just got grabbed by a Bigfoot and shot at it.
Yeah, it was a close call. Yeah, it was a close call, but let's move on.

Speaker 2 I don't want to think about it.

Speaker 2 I don't want to think about it. It's rather embarrassing for me, so we just move on.
I appreciate it.

Speaker 2 Okay, so this is ridiculous. This is ridiculous.

Speaker 2 It appears they have put a Bigfoot trap that looks like an igloo made out of wood. I'm not sure.
It looks like a pyramid.

Speaker 2 Yeah, like a pyramid or something made out of wood. And it's

Speaker 2 like tipping itself over, which I imagine they're now going to tell us was Bigfoot tipping it over, but I don't see anything anywhere. It's like someone's pulling it down.

Speaker 2 Oh, you can even actually see the string wrapped around it. That's crazy.
Bad editing.

Speaker 2 We're standing there. All of a sudden, our trap comes down, crashes, starts dragging off, taking trees with it.
These idiots tore up our trap. Okay, why are you not...
You're three feet from it.

Speaker 2 Why are you not going to see what is going on? Is someone going to go investigate? No. What the hell?

Speaker 2 That's how you want to play? Let's go get him. Let's go.
Will it swing? What the hell? No, this ain't him. I don't know what to do.
I mean, look for the poachers or for Bigfoot. I have no idea.

Speaker 2 I think they're purposely confusing us because I thought that was Bigfoot, but they're saying it's the poachers that are doing this. But they are literally standing a foot and a half from it.

Speaker 2 Why not, like, I don't know, shoot somebody or something?

Speaker 2 But I gotta see who the hell is that? I mean, I don't condone just shooting people, but

Speaker 2 I also can don't condone like incongruent television. It's got to make some kind of sense.

Speaker 2 I'm going over there right now.

Speaker 2 I'm going over there right now, and you better have your room cleaner. There's no dinner for you, young man.

Speaker 2 Hello, down that truck, brother. Watch your pastor's side.
Watch out, watch the pastor pastor side.

Speaker 2 What are you doing? You with one of them poachers? You with us? You was one of them poachers. That's right.
It's me, and I'm a poacher.

Speaker 4 They've come up on another guy, and they've blurred out his face.

Speaker 2 That's right, Chrissy.

Speaker 4 He didn't agree to be on camera.

Speaker 2 I am from the West Kentucky Poacher Clan.

Speaker 2 Idiots! What are you talking about? What the hell are you doing there?

Speaker 2 Say how to have it out of here, 30. Okay, so all you know is this guy paid you a lot of money to come out here and tear this thing down.
That's exactly what I was telling you.

Speaker 2 When I first started talking with this, well, all's forgiven. All's well that ends well.
Talk to you later.

Speaker 4 Maybe it was the guy who owned the cornfield.

Speaker 2 Yeah, maybe somebody's not so happy that you're running around their cornfield building traps and shooting indiscriminately.

Speaker 2 This guy, I wasn't sure if he's full of crap or if he's telling us the truth. But the more we talked to him, I think he's on the more we talked to him, the more I liked him.

Speaker 2 And I gave him a job at craft services.

Speaker 2 It's cool. I'm Buck.
Hey, it's cool. Don't worry about it.
I'm Buck. Don't worry about all that shooting at me.
I'm all good. It's all good, brother.

Speaker 2 Split the money? Yeah, split the thousand dollars. What do you say?

Speaker 2 Nice to meet you, Larry.

Speaker 2 The guy that you dealt with is part of a poaching ring.

Speaker 2 Poaching ring. The West Kentucky poaching ring.
What are they poaching? I still want to know. I mean, I understand there is, like, you know, you took too many deer this season.

Speaker 2 You're killing the babies or whatever. There is poaching.
Everywhere there's poaching. But you usually don't think of West Kentucky and poaching.
You usually think of like South Africa. Or a ring.

Speaker 2 Yeah. Yeah.
Or a poaching ring. Like, how much money can you make?

Speaker 2 Poaching Bigfoot. I don't know.

Speaker 2 Sorry, I didn't mean to get involved in this.

Speaker 2 I try to keep it low-key. No, I understand.

Speaker 2 No, it's all good. We're just out here killing, murdering monsters and getting shot at.
And I understand.

Speaker 2 I just got attacked by a Bigfoot not but yonder. And look at me.
Everything's all good. Don't worry about it.

Speaker 2 You want to go have a bear?

Speaker 2 This has nothing to do with you. This isn't on you.
No hard feelings, man. No hard feelings.
Clearly, you aren't lying. We don't even want to investigate.

Speaker 2 Just take our trap and go ahead and yank it down. No problem.

Speaker 2 Spent all day making that. Thanks.
Appreciate it. Let's get the hell out of here.
It is what it is, dude. dude yep it is

Speaker 2 i'm not real happy with larry after he tore down our trap but i can't be too mad at him because he didn't know he's doing anything wrong

Speaker 2 with the traps and tiles and pieces

Speaker 2 look at that so much for this gee willakers

Speaker 2 gee willakers

Speaker 2 it is

Speaker 2 damn the weird twists and turns that these storylines take i mean my question is do they like get together beforehand i mean there must be some. Yeah, they have like a content discussion.

Speaker 2 Like, okay, we're going to go chasing the, you know, the thunderclappers and the cheek clappers.

Speaker 2 West Kentucky cheek clappers. We're going to go chase them.
And then we're going to run into a

Speaker 2 organized crime poaching ring. And then one of the poachers is going to pay a guy to tear down our trap.

Speaker 2 And then I'm going to get to, I mean, these are wild stories that don't seem to have any kind of rhyme or reason to them, really. Yeah, no, I agree.

Speaker 2 It's hilarious. That's what it is.
That's what it is. It's entertainment.
Yes, it is. It looks like a friggin' tornado hit it.
This is sickening right here. Guys, these poachers ain't playing games.

Speaker 2 No, they're not. They shot at us.
They destroyed our trap. This Bigfoot attacked me.
Early on in this investigation, they slept with our wives. This Bigfoot attacked me.
Yeah, Bigfoot attacked me.

Speaker 2 And asterisk, Bigfoot attacked me. But let's not get into weeds about all this.

Speaker 2 We got into it with a bunch of poachers that we probably shouldn't have been messing with. Not that they're tougher than us, but they're a lot dirtier.

Speaker 2 Willie Bill, we were looking for you guys for a while. I was hoping.
Yeah, what happened to you guys being chased by a single individual with a gun? All of a sudden, you just popped out of nowhere.

Speaker 2 Hey, it's all good. Don't worry about it.

Speaker 2 All's well today. We were looking for you.
Yeah. We were looking for you.
Hey, boys.

Speaker 2 Hey, boys.

Speaker 2 It's the West Kentucky Poaching Ring.

Speaker 2 Hey boys, it's me, West, the leader of the West Kentucky Poachers. And I just wanted to let you know we've got your number

Speaker 2 and some nude photographs we're going to disseminate on Bigfoot.com. If you don't leave this here cornfield and let us poach some more Bigfoots.

Speaker 2 Yeah, listen. Yeah, go ahead.
I enjoyed ripping your trap down, boys.

Speaker 2 And I'm gonna enjoy taking your pants down.

Speaker 2 You better take your new fangled camera crew out of there.

Speaker 2 Do you remember cowboy Ken?

Speaker 2 No,

Speaker 2 that's because we have him.

Speaker 2 We buried him last episode in the makeshift grave site you found.

Speaker 2 Don't fuck with the Kentucky poachers.

Speaker 2 The guy in the truck. Yeah, whatever.

Speaker 2 Are you serious?

Speaker 2 It's Larry.

Speaker 2 The one that tore down our trap.

Speaker 2 The one that suckered me into believing he was just hired to do a job.

Speaker 2 That's right. I fooled you simply by saying, My name is Larry.

Speaker 2 Diamond code. It's like an episode of Scooby-Doo.
This is like the minions movie.

Speaker 2 It's like

Speaker 2 that's right. It's Larry.
And I am pissed off that I got

Speaker 2 Tom fooled into believing that he was a good guy simply because he said, hey, I'm Larry.

Speaker 2 Sorry. You don't tell me that dude in that truck.

Speaker 2 He pulled the wall clear over us.

Speaker 2 Hey, he tore down our trap and then made sure we knew he had the last laugh. Hey, boys.

Speaker 2 Hey, Larry. Hey, boys.
It's me, Larry.

Speaker 2 I was the one who stole your radio. I was the one who pulled down the trap.
I was the one who paid myself $1,000 to tear down your trap.

Speaker 2 Riddle me that, Batman.

Speaker 2 Bam, pow! Clap!

Speaker 2 We're dealing with an evil genius here.

Speaker 2 He even fooled himself into believing he paid himself $1,000.

Speaker 2 That's how good he is.

Speaker 2 The only thing I can tell you is you stick out in that truck and it's a small town. Yeah.

Speaker 2 Yeah. Yeah.
Yeah. Get him, Buck.
That's a good one, Buck. Get him around town.
Yeah. I'm going to get him around town.

Speaker 2 I'm going to order extra hash browns on your waffle house ticket

Speaker 2 those poachers they pulled the wall over ice tonight they horn snoggled us bamboozled us and I tell you what the way I feel about this bigfoot at this point I'll stay out of his woods I'll let him take care of these poachers himself he takes them out

Speaker 2 that was a good one I like that one I like when they go hilarious yeah I like when there's other human interaction. Like there's some kind of MacGuffin

Speaker 2 to worry about.

Speaker 2 Because, you know, we can't see anything that they're chasing. But when you can see another human being, and Larry, yeah, Larry was a sneaky one.
I do have to say, Larry was a sneaky one.

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Speaker 2 Number one, most scary hunt in big in mountain monsters history. We'll be back.

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Speaker 2 I don't know that I'm mentally prepared for the number one. I don't know if anybody is.
I don't know, but I can only hope it's half as good as the last one.

Speaker 2 All right, let's get right into it so we have enough time to get to get it all in. Here we go.
The number one,

Speaker 2 best or scariest, or whatever their whatever the clickbait title is, Chase in Mountain Monsters History. Here we go.
We're back in central Kentucky, and we're going after the squalling savage.

Speaker 2 The squalling savage

Speaker 2 looks looks a lot like the Thunder Brothers. Looks a lot like the Lightning Man.
Looks a lot like the Whistler. It looks a lot like everything.
Just a different color of fur. Yeah.

Speaker 2 Zoom into this three-year-old's drawing.

Speaker 2 Savage is a huge Bigfoot. Eight and a half foot tall, between 600 and 800 pounds.
There's a big foot.

Speaker 2 Yeah, well, listen, you know, they come in all shapes and sizes, Chris. He takes all kinds.
Wingspan and dwells in trees.

Speaker 5 Dwells in trees.

Speaker 2 Nothing.

Speaker 2 I don't understand that. I really thought back at the barrel ground whenever I went down there that things would kick off.
I had no idea I'd have to come back in here this far and nothing.

Speaker 2 I don't understand.

Speaker 2 Whoa!

Speaker 2 I really thought back there at the party in the woods we were going to get things to kick off. I didn't realize I have to go this deep in the woods to find me a hippie chick.

Speaker 2 Go on!

Speaker 2 Threw a tree at us!

Speaker 2 He threw a tree at us.

Speaker 2 We got to get out of here. Hang on.
Hang on.

Speaker 2 It's stuck on the side to side.

Speaker 2 We'll go over top of him.

Speaker 2 We'll go directly toward the danger. What you got to understand is they're on a side-by-side or a four-by-four or a golf cart, the fancy golf cart.
And he's talking on the camera.

Speaker 2 And then all of a sudden, there's a loud noise, but we never saw the front of the...

Speaker 2 the what was out the windshield in the first place so that tree could have been there the entire probably was there the entire time. They just pretended a loud noise.
Yeah.

Speaker 2 And now, rather, since the tree was thrown at them from the forward direction, rather than go backwards back to safety, they're going to go forward toward whatever just threw something at them.

Speaker 2 Makes sense. Come on.

Speaker 2 And if a four by four can, if a golf cart can go over it, is it really that dangerous in the first place? Probably not.

Speaker 2 We got to go.

Speaker 2 Huckleberry. Huckleberry.
Go ahead, Buck. Buck to hook.
Huck the buck. I'm past the graveyard about 200 yards.

Speaker 2 Bill, you're up next. Start blowing your whistle and attract him directly to you so I can get away.
You're all right. Keep your eyes open.
Hey, Momo. I'm coming as quick as I can, man.

Speaker 2 I'll be up there as quick as I can. Copy that, Buck.
Copy, copy. Copy, cop, copy, cop, copy, copy, cop, copy.
Copy, huck, buck, buck to buck. Huck to buck, chuck to buck.

Speaker 2 Buck to chuck, chuck to buck. Cop to cop, cop, cop, cop, copy.
Bill, Bill, Bill, Bill. Come in your way.
Come in your way. Stay there.
Start whistling. Go there.
Chuck, chuck. Chuck to buck.

Speaker 2 Buck to chuck. Radio silence.
Maintain radio silence. Billy, billy, biddy, biddy, bitch, biddy, bitch, biddy, biddy, biddy, billy, huh, cuck, huh, cuck, cuck, cuck, cuck.

Speaker 2 It's all so fast and furious. I don't know what we do.
What do we do?

Speaker 2 Got my eyes for Bill. Buck just got this party started.
Now it's the old Marine's turn. I'm going to blow this whistle.
Get him coming right up the canyon.

Speaker 2 Here's my train whistle.

Speaker 2 That is is a train whistle. It's a child's train whistle.

Speaker 2 Bill, I'm still looking. I don't see anything yet.

Speaker 2 Give me another whistle.

Speaker 2 Bill, I got something. Speg, I got moving down over the hill.
Tell me what direction. It's 9109.
It's John Popper. Here he comes.

Speaker 2 Tell me to be which direction.

Speaker 2 Yeah.

Speaker 2 Straight over the hill from me, Bill.

Speaker 2 All right, Bill, he's closing in. He's about 30, 40 yards.
Jump in your hole now.

Speaker 2 Get in there, Carter. Get in here.
Get in there. Get in there, Curtis.

Speaker 2 Get the hole.

Speaker 2 There, Curtis. Get the hole.
Jump in the hole. Give me a hug.

Speaker 2 Stay warm with body heat. Take your clothes off.
Roll on top of me.

Speaker 2 Grind a little bit. To the left.
Stick your finger in my butt. I I like it.

Speaker 2 Oh, he left the cameraman outside. Yeah, he did.
He went and

Speaker 2 you're not watching this, but he did dug a hole and put a piece of like a wood door on top with a bunch of leaves and foliage. So when he covered it, it just looked like the ground.

Speaker 2 And he says, Quick, get in here. But the cameraman didn't get in there and he just closed the door.
So I guess now the cameraman's fucked. These guys aren't very considerate, are they?

Speaker 2 I got something in a tree right there.

Speaker 2 It's a bird.

Speaker 2 It's a yellow-breasted cardinal. You know how rare those are?

Speaker 2 Heard something over here.

Speaker 2 Now he's going.

Speaker 2 I'm going.

Speaker 2 Huckleberry, I'm going to the safe hole.

Speaker 2 Huckleberry, I'm making a bunch of noise so he can follow me. Go on.

Speaker 2 Ah, Jeff had to go to plan B. He's got something on him.
Jeff had to go to plan B. Forgot to pull out.

Speaker 2 I got to go to the pharmacy real quick and get him some medicine.

Speaker 2 Here's something coming.

Speaker 2 It's a little ways out, but it's coming this way. Chuck to buck, buck to chuck.

Speaker 2 Start shooting indiscriminately, quick.

Speaker 2 He's too close. He's coming right in on us.
We got getting that hole. We got to get in the hole.
Too close.

Speaker 2 I mean, he's got a gun. Yeah, he's got a you have a gun.
Number one. Number two, how did you make all these elaborate holes in the ground? When did you have time to do that?

Speaker 2 Huck. We got a Bigfoot about 50 yards out from my hole.
I don't know what Bigfoot it is, but he's damn close.

Speaker 2 Just hold tight, Huck. I'm coming.
Hold tight, honey. I'm on my way.
He said, hun. Did he say hun or huck?

Speaker 2 Either way, it's funny. That way, I'm coming that way.

Speaker 2 I guess the cameraman's in there with him. Yeah, I guess the cameraman's in there, which means that hole is really big.
Yeah.

Speaker 2 He's got a knife in his hands, by the way. He's now in the mud, three feet in the mud, and he's got a trap door on top of him with leaves and foliage.

Speaker 2 And he's holding one of the biggest hunting knives I've ever seen in my entire life. I imagine what happens next is he starts stabbing upwards at whatever's coming.

Speaker 2 Quick duel, whacking off like motion, and kill whatever's on top of you.

Speaker 2 Jeff, Wild Bill, and Huckleberry's all already in their blinds. Huckleberry has something right on top of him.
I gotta go get this.

Speaker 2 The camera.

Speaker 2 Now they're showing the three different holes or the three other. So we've got Huck running up the mountain with his four-by that's not going very fast because God love him.
Huck is a big boy.

Speaker 2 And then you've got three separate individuals that are now in holes with trapdoors on top of them.

Speaker 2 all have some kind of weapon in their hands, a knife, a shotgun, which, how you're going to shoot that in that hole, I have no idea. And it looks like, I don't know, a pipe bomb.

Speaker 2 I'm not even sure what that is. Guys, I got to get over there now.

Speaker 2 Oh!

Speaker 2 The top of the door is now shaking. Mud is falling into the pit.

Speaker 2 Huckleberry is just doing his best to keep his composure. Start stabbing upwards.
That's what I do.

Speaker 2 Ah!

Speaker 2 He done lifted my door up.

Speaker 2 Come on.

Speaker 2 Is that running?

Speaker 2 That's a slow walk. Bethany, back up.
Hurry up. Get out of here.
Bump up.

Speaker 2 Huckleberry, I'm on my way.

Speaker 2 That's the slowest Bigfoot I have ever seen.

Speaker 2 He's not even traveling at a mile per hour. That poor old man, he's trying his best to make it look scary, but it's not.

Speaker 2 If Bigfoot is moving slower than that, then I am officially not afraid of Bigfoot.

Speaker 2 Bill, I'm on my way to get you.

Speaker 2 I'm on my way to get you. Drop a pin and share your location.

Speaker 2 Jeff, the find my app. It's real easy.
Let me walk you through it. Make sure you update your iPhone 17.

Speaker 2 Connect to the local internet. Got me and Jeff Pro.
We need to get up for Huckleberry some. Search for find, man.
Back up. Get in, get in.
Come on, come on, come on, come on.

Speaker 2 Get in, get in, get get in, get in. Stay in on the buck.

Speaker 2 Jeff, stay in on the buck. Yeah, I'm on the live.
I'm on the live. We're coming to get you.
All right.

Speaker 2 All right, I got the cameraman in my dick.

Speaker 2 He's right in his dick.

Speaker 2 Be careful. I'm liable to pee on you.

Speaker 2 This whole team's in trouble. We need to get up for now.

Speaker 2 Come on, Jeff, get in, get in, get in, get in, get in, get in. Let's go, let's go, let's go.
Stay on, stay in, stay in on it. Get out of here.

Speaker 2 Get out of here. Jeff, what happened? Was you wizard or something? No! How many of them was there? I'd say it was two, at least.

Speaker 2 You gotta get down off here. Two, maybe 30.
I'm not sure because they are not real.

Speaker 2 We gotta go right now. I'm watching back.
Go.

Speaker 2 Huckleberry just hollered. I need to get off the top of this trap and go give him some backup.
He's more important than this hunt.

Speaker 2 Did you hear that? He's squall right there. Go, go, go.
go, go. You got to go, bro.

Speaker 4 The squall monster.

Speaker 2 The squall monster. Go, go, go.
You got to go. I know for eight seasons we've been trying to get images of an actual monster, but you should go now because there is no monster to get images of.

Speaker 2 Oh, he's ziplining. Whoa.

Speaker 2 Well, that was an interesting way of getting down from the treehouse.

Speaker 2 Yeah, by the way, the cameraman went down the ladder. He got a harness on and decided to fly down.

Speaker 2 Yes, it took him much longer to zip line than it took the guy to climb down.

Speaker 2 What's going on?

Speaker 2 What's going on? Oh, nothing. Just attacked by a 10-foot 385-pound Bigfoot.
And my knee's bad. And I got a bad back.
And I forgot my medicine. And my angina's acting up.

Speaker 2 But besides that, everything's fine.

Speaker 2 We just pulled up to Huckleberry. His eyes the size of a coffee cup.
He's scared stiff. He's shaking in these boots.
The damn thing wrested down and picked the damn lid up and pulled it up. No way.

Speaker 2 But it was right there, and all I could think of was let out a war hoop. I don't know if it startled a war hoop.

Speaker 2 War!

Speaker 2 Ha! Good God, y'all! What are we fine for? Absolutely new, let's go.

Speaker 2 That's the only war hoop I could think of.

Speaker 2 Fumbled it or whatever, but it backed off a little bit. And that's when I put my ass in the wind and got the hell out of there.
You did the right thing, that's for sure. I don't know what went wrong.

Speaker 2 That's when I gave him the five o'clock savage. I bent over and blasted him with a mighty wind.

Speaker 2 He ran down the hill. I bet my butt to the hill.

Speaker 2 I knew that Red Bowl and tacos would come in handy.

Speaker 2 I mean, how many people can fit in that golf cart? Yeah, that's a lot of people fitting in a golf cart.

Speaker 4 There's four and the camera.

Speaker 2 Yeah, four and the cameraman. Oh, wow.
Wild Bill Makrowski there. Just radioed over.
We got to get over and get him some backup right now. We got to go.
We got to go.

Speaker 2 wait what are you guys running from because you were running to save the other guy and now you're running to get away from something

Speaker 2 something's happening yeah this is the way this show works it's just a lot of running and shaky camera work

Speaker 2 Okay, here comes the comedy. Ready? Yeah.
There's going to be a comedy routine right before we get done here. Heard the whistle.
I had to send the cameraman down.

Speaker 2 And I started to come down the ladder. And I could hear the brush cracking.
He squalled on me. He squalled.
He squalled. When Huckleberry yelled for help, Willie decided it's time to bail on the trap.

Speaker 2 He sent the cameraman down first, and when he was getting that gun down, he heard a squall right by the trap.

Speaker 2 So he had to get down there with the cameraman because he was on the ground with the squalling savage. I thought

Speaker 2 squalling savage.

Speaker 2 Yadada, yada dadda, dee dad, deadly doo. Let's still jokes me and you wrap this episode up.
Everything was coming together perfect.

Speaker 2 Then you don't even whistle, and it shows something shows up with you, and you don't whistle, and something's on you.

Speaker 2 I don't understand that. It didn't make a sound, only what I could hear walking.
But when that thing yanked that lid up, I did get a quick view of it. And it wasn't black, and it wasn't reddish-brown.

Speaker 2 It was a light collar. I can tell tell you that.

Speaker 2 It was a light collar. We know that's not the squalling savage.
And we know that's not the midnight whistler. We know they protect their ground.
They're very territorial.

Speaker 2 I mean, when I let out that yell, it backed away. It seems to be.

Speaker 2 Yeah.

Speaker 2 Whoa.

Speaker 2 With what you're saying, Huck, because there's a... a complete different Bigfoot in here.

Speaker 2 Oh, there you go. There it is.
We ended. We got it.
We got all five. That was good.
All right.

Speaker 2 I like that. I like the compilation videos because we get a lot of mountain monsters in a short amount of time.

Speaker 2 All right. Well, you know, stay safe out there.
It's dangerous out in the middle of the woods. So don't go there.
Yeah, that's all I got to say. And be prepared.

Speaker 2 I say next time you're camping, dig three or four five to seven foot deep holes and get some old doors and put some foliage on them in case you run into a squaller or a whistler or a diddler or whatever it is out there.

Speaker 2 You want to make sure you've got the proper resources to take care of yourself. Thank God we have the mountain monsters to show us the way.
I mean, they're a costume. Back down, gang jerk.

Speaker 2 I lay down dude. Hug the buck, bock the huck, huck the buck, shock the buck.
Billy, billy, billy, billy, billy.

Speaker 2 Copy, copy, copy, copy. Copy, copy, copy.

Speaker 2 Oh, so much fun.

Speaker 2 So much fun. All right, you know, we'll get back to it someday.
We'll get back to the mountain monsters someday. But

Speaker 2 I felt it like it had had been too long. And I saw a video came up on my YouTube and I was like, oh yeah, we got to do the mountain monsters.

Speaker 2 Plus a lot of our comments on the various platforms say that their favorites are the mountain monsters. So there you go.
From me to you, a gift.

Speaker 2 Holla, holla back at you, boy.

Speaker 2 All right. tcbpodcast.com.
That's where you go. You find all the information about Chrissy and I, all the audio, all the video right there from one location, tcbpodcast.com.

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Speaker 2 At the commercial break on Instagram and youtube.com slash the commercial break for all the episodes on video the same day they air here on audio. Okay, Chrissy, that's all I can do for today.

Speaker 2 But I'll tell you that I love you.

Speaker 2 I'll say best to you. And best to you out there in the podcast universe.
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