Hour 1: Guys Being Dudes Naming Movies

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Speaker 21 This is the Dan Labatar Show with with the Stoogats Podcast.

Speaker 13 I hate cowards.

Speaker 13 You want to talk trash? You want to talk mess?

Speaker 13 Talk mess and own it.

Speaker 22 I hate cowards. You someone in particular?

Speaker 23 You're thinking of cowards?

Speaker 13 Yeah, I'm thinking of someone in particular.

Speaker 22 Are they in this room?

Speaker 13 No, they're not in this room. We don't have cows.
We don't employ cowards around here. Okay, very good.

Speaker 13 Talking about Dylan.

Speaker 13 Dylan Gabriel.

Speaker 17 You don't know. What are you talking about?

Speaker 15 you don't believe him?

Speaker 13 I don't believe him. So if you don't know, Dylan Gabriel, he started for the Browns this weekend.

Speaker 13 He played all right, I guess.

Speaker 17 A couple turnovers.

Speaker 13 Afterwards.

Speaker 25 I mean, pick six.

Speaker 17 Yeah, stuff.

Speaker 3 Afterwards.

Speaker 15 Losing the ball is bad.

Speaker 13 He says,

Speaker 13 there are entertainers and there are competitors. My job is to compete.

Speaker 20 Well, you can read into that, right?

Speaker 26 Yeah, let's read into that.

Speaker 27 He sure didn't entertain. We know that.

Speaker 28 Mina said that his first drive looked good.

Speaker 29 And then I tuned in and I saw the other drives and they did not look good.

Speaker 15 But, you know, at least he has all the size that you want at the position.

Speaker 13 My thing is this, man.

Speaker 13 It's all right. You're in a battle for who's going to get this spot.

Speaker 13 You're in a battle with another rookie.

Speaker 13 That guy brings a lot of pizzazz to the table. You're trying to position yourself as, I'm the steak and potatoes, and this guy is all flash, right?

Speaker 28 We all know that Flacco is starting, right?

Speaker 17 Yes, yes. This is not...

Speaker 22 Yeah.

Speaker 22 No, but none of them are competing to start week one. They're competing to start like week six.

Speaker 4 For the future of this franchise.

Speaker 32 But it's constantly being discussed on debate shows as if Shador Sanders or even Dylan Gabriel, much less so Kenny Pickett, as anybody else has a chance to start week one for the Cleveland Browns.

Speaker 33 You know what?

Speaker 34 It's going to be Joe Flacco. You're right about that.

Speaker 22 You're right, because when else has it ever been,

Speaker 22 when else have we ever paid attention to the backup quarterback competition?

Speaker 13 When yours is Zach Wilson, what are you talking about?

Speaker 35 We're paying attention to that.

Speaker 24 That's local, though, yeah.

Speaker 23 No. No one else is.

Speaker 13 This is a national show.

Speaker 13 We're tastemakers.

Speaker 32 It's not as sexy when you position it that way.

Speaker 3 But in league circles, they're all talking like this was always a plan. It doesn't matter.

Speaker 28 It literally doesn't matter what Shador does.

Speaker 25 Joe Flacco is starting week one.

Speaker 13 Sure, but we all know that this is for, again, both of these guys were highly touted prospects, despite where Shadur was drafted, right?

Speaker 13 So this is, in essence, for the soul in the future of the Cleveland Browns. Well, you're not arguing for week one.
We're arguing for who's going to be the franchise quarterback one day. Right.

Speaker 22 But if Shadur, if the Browns spent their third-round pick on Dylan Gabriel and they never came back and selected Shadur Sanders, no one would be paying any attention

Speaker 22 to what Dylan Gabriel is doing.

Speaker 13 Of course not. But Dylan Gabriel would feel like this is my team.
I'm not going to start in week one, but eventually the keys are going to get handed to me, and maybe it happens next year.

Speaker 13 Maybe it happens, like you guys have said in week six.

Speaker 38 The other thing, too, is they're probably assessing, all right, this next quarterback class is going to be really good in 26 coming out of college.

Speaker 27 Like, are we going to, are we going to try and take another quarterback?

Speaker 39 They can't get it.

Speaker 27 But they can, right?

Speaker 27 If Gabriel's not good, if Shadur's not good, if they have Flacco Killer,

Speaker 34 they sign up for a lot of people.

Speaker 17 They also have Sleep Huntley.

Speaker 39 And they also have

Speaker 27 the one who should not be named.

Speaker 10 So we've got seven quarterbacks trying to vie for face of the franchise.

Speaker 27 Joe Flacco's too old. He's going to be gone.
Kenny Pickett is a journeyman at this point. He's not good.

Speaker 10 So you've got these two guys.

Speaker 27 And it's like, all right, if they're not good this year, next year, if the Browns are going to be bad, which I think they will, they're going to have a good spot to get a good quarterback next year.

Speaker 1 We were talking at the beginning about the comment, though. Like, was that a shot at Shador? Dylan Gabriel claims he's been saying this.
He said it at college. Like, it's just one of his sayings.

Speaker 1 That's his sayings that the media is, you know, the entertainers, and we're competing. So, like, I don't know.
I kind of believe that.

Speaker 13 Like, we're supposed to know Dylan Gabriel lore.

Speaker 1 But it's just like, no, but you're taking it and just assuming it's a shot. And he clarified.
I'm just

Speaker 1 passing along his notes.

Speaker 42 Chris, this ain't exactly Wayland Utani.

Speaker 39 Look,

Speaker 1 I'm just pointing out, you said it seems like a shot, and he's saying it wasn't.

Speaker 28 But are we taking his word for it?

Speaker 31 Is this documented?

Speaker 1 I am looking for, I don't see the old quote.

Speaker 41 And originally, if he did say it earlier, that was a shot at someone else.

Speaker 17 Right.

Speaker 13 Like, you don't say shit like like that, and it's not at the media.

Speaker 24 That's what he's saying it is.

Speaker 13 That's what I'm saying. Like if it's a media, you would say something like, look, media's job is to entertain.
Our job is to compete.

Speaker 23 He didn't say that. That's me.

Speaker 1 When he was asked to follow up, he did say that exact thing.

Speaker 17 But why, why?

Speaker 22 When did he feel the need to differentiate between the media and the players, that one are entertainers and the other are competitors?

Speaker 22 Do some people think that the media are competitors?

Speaker 1 Well, no, I think the narrative got out there that that was a shot at Shadura. And he's like, I want to clarify that the media.

Speaker 22 But that's back to what I'm originally asking. Like, does he feel the need to make sure that everybody knows that the media are not competitors, that we're competitors? What does that even mean?

Speaker 13 It comes from the quarterback school of obvious shit.

Speaker 3 Well,

Speaker 11 this is where the media is at fault.

Speaker 19 We all know. Is it our fault now?

Speaker 32 No, this is where the media is at fault in that everyone in this room seems to understand the game.

Speaker 32 It's being presented on TV like this is a quarterback battle because it's not as interesting to talk about who's going to be third string on the depth chart or what have you, right?

Speaker 15 So they feed into this narrative where all these guys are competing and trying to drive wedges and people are picking their favorite in a bad faith gambit that all these guys actually have a chance to start off the bat when it's going to be Joe Flacco.

Speaker 13 No, but Mike, Mike, I'm going to push back on you this way. Do you think Joe Flacco is going to start 17 games?

Speaker 13 Bar injury. Barring.

Speaker 24 No, no, no, no, no. No one believes that.

Speaker 17 No one that's paid attention to the Cleveland Browns lore for the last 40 years knows exactly how this is going to go.

Speaker 29 But also, I think that all too often media gets lumped in with what's atop the food chain.

Speaker 32 Talking about the first take type of media of the world that unfairly trickles down to all the beat writers.

Speaker 31 And beat writers are literally incentivized to find these storylines and keep you engaged.

Speaker 33 I mean, their eyes lit up with that quote.

Speaker 24 Yeah.

Speaker 41 Well, that's on Dylan Gabriel.

Speaker 47 It's on Dylan.

Speaker 17 That's a data point, my friend.

Speaker 13 Mike, my thing is this:

Speaker 13 normally you're right where people assign the media to what Stephen A and company are talking about. Like that's not the media.
That's one show, right?

Speaker 22 He represents us.

Speaker 13 He doesn't represent all of us. He represents himself.
He represents his show and what he does. And that doesn't should not be how, which is what athletes do.

Speaker 13 They perceive that's how all media, all beat writers, everyone's doing it.

Speaker 3 They also do this with just random Twitter accounts, they say.

Speaker 32 They say they say quickly becomes the media.

Speaker 13 Right. Because social media equals media for some athletes, right? But in this case,

Speaker 13 in this particular case, this is in a concoction because none of us expect Joe Flacco to be starting 17 games barring injury, right?

Speaker 13 We all expect at some point, Joe, give me the ball and we're going to send in the lefty or whatever, right?

Speaker 28 Be it ineffectiveness or, hey, we just got to eval these guys.

Speaker 31 No one really expects their season to be good.

Speaker 3 I'm sure Joe Flacco takes exception to all of this, being like, hey, just two years ago, I was comeback player of the year over over a player who died on the field.

Speaker 22 Do you think he takes exception?

Speaker 25 I mean, he took this team to the playoffs.

Speaker 30 He knows the drill.

Speaker 1 I feel like even him at this point, he's like, I'm Joe Flacco.

Speaker 42 He beat a guy who died for comeback player of the year.

Speaker 13 That's pretty impressive.

Speaker 39 I'm sure he's got an ego about it.

Speaker 30 He's a Super Bowl champion.

Speaker 13 That's just, that's almost as impressive as Tony's worst day of his life.

Speaker 17 Worst day of my life.

Speaker 12 And I'm sure, yes, maybe there's part of it like, well, you did that two years ago, but now you're older.

Speaker 3 Can you do it again?

Speaker 41 He's looking around like, I'm literally the only guy in this uniform outside of Baker Mayfield that you've had proof of concept over in the last 25 years.

Speaker 13 Hold on. Hold on.
Jameis did Snow Angels. Yeah, he didn't get to the playoffs.

Speaker 3 Big game.

Speaker 39 Joe Flacco got to the playoffs.

Speaker 26 Joe Flacco got to the playoffs and was comeback player of the year.

Speaker 15 Joe Flacco was at times really good for that franchise when they were desperate and happy that Watson got hurt.

Speaker 42 And they pushed Joe Flacco out to appease Watson.

Speaker 4 Right.

Speaker 17 Something that they should have never done.

Speaker 13 I'm not doubting Joe Flacco's effectiveness. I'm just saying, saying, we're all saying, I think, Mike, he's got to look around and know the deal.

Speaker 13 Like, he sees what they didn't draft, they didn't draft two quarterbacks because they thought you're so awesome and this job is yours forever.

Speaker 13 You are here basically keeping a seat warm for whoever the heir apparent is going to be.

Speaker 3 Right, but he's going to have the ego.

Speaker 48 Like, good luck in this job. I'm not going to look too hard.

Speaker 13 You have to rip it from me.

Speaker 20 Absolutely.

Speaker 13 But it's going to get ripped from him. And so to me, I don't think it's a disingenuous conversation to be like, Gabriel versus Sanders, who's going to win out?

Speaker 17 Even though it is that way.

Speaker 41 It should be framed that way.

Speaker 13 Well, how's it being framed?

Speaker 3 It's a quarterback battle.

Speaker 25 Who's going to be starting for the Cleveland Browns?

Speaker 22 I don't think it's being framed that way. I think it's implied.
I think everyone who talks about it knows that Flacco is the starter, week number one.

Speaker 22 It's all about at some point in the middle of the season, probably before the middle of the season, because yes, like Tony said, next year is supposed to be a very good quarterback class, which, by the way, this year was supposed to be a very good quarterback class.

Speaker 22 So it's hard to

Speaker 22 really predict the way that that's going to wind up going down, but they're going to have to see both of these guys at some point during the season, which means that it's only flacco for the first few weeks.

Speaker 37 And the first few weeks are brutal.

Speaker 49 They play Bengals, Ravens,

Speaker 37 Packers, Lions, Vikings, Steelers, and then Dolphins.

Speaker 13 He's not making it out of that stretch. Yeah, like it's perfect.

Speaker 34 Brutal stretch.

Speaker 13 He's not making it out of that stretch.

Speaker 22 When I say it's perfect, because they're going to have a bad record. It's like, okay, great.

Speaker 17 Now we'll go to the other guy.

Speaker 1 Thank you for including the Dolphins in that. That made me feel a little better.

Speaker 42 Well, the Dolphins is like the winnable, the first winnable.

Speaker 17 That's where you started.

Speaker 34 Honestly, made just, I felt good there just being included in that.

Speaker 3 Wait, do the Dolphins come after a bye?

Speaker 32 Because we're definitely getting a quarterback change there.

Speaker 38 Is the next their bye week is, I think, later in the season.

Speaker 17 How many core over under

Speaker 7 three and a half Cleveland Browns quarterbacks we see this season?

Speaker 17 Three and a half? That's a lot.

Speaker 13 Three and a half is a lot.

Speaker 36 It's a lot.

Speaker 13 Two and a half, I say over.

Speaker 17 Two and a half, easy over.

Speaker 22 I'm I'm going over three and a half.

Speaker 35 Wow.

Speaker 27 You're saying Flacco, Pickett, Gabriel Sanders.

Speaker 22 And we're talking, okay, or starting or taking snaps?

Speaker 29 They take the field.

Speaker 17 Okay, yeah, I'm going over. I'm not counting the field, though.
I'm not counting wildcat packages.

Speaker 34 No, I'm going over then.

Speaker 17 Oh, over. Okay, okay.

Speaker 19 All right.

Speaker 22 If they had said starting, I would have thought twice about it, but just taking snaps at any point, and yeah, I'm going over.

Speaker 51 If they're thinking of taking another quarterback next year, what Zaz is saying is right. Like, you need to give Shador and Dylan both chances.

Speaker 32 And even then, when you're playing both of them you're not going to get enough to decide if that's your franchise quarterback because they're not going to have a long enough leash to struggle and come back unless one of them comes out the gates just blazing and then it's like oh it's his job now it's a very strange franchise that has no shit looked for an answer at quarterback they had two guys that took them to the playoffs one of them being a former number one overall pick the other guy being a former super bowl champion and

Speaker 31 they pushed them out the door it's so bizarre It's because they're white.

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Speaker 13 Top five posters, Mike.

Speaker 46 Top five posters all time.

Speaker 17 Two Americas.

Speaker 46 And this is subjective. Yes, this is going to be a two Americas sample.
Actually, I think he'll be happy with this.

Speaker 13 You know what? Let's see. I really do.
I'm keeping an open mind.

Speaker 1 Does Roy want to get his own?

Speaker 13 Hey, Roy, yeah, you got a list? No, I don't have a list.

Speaker 41 It's going to be the Russian Rocket, number one.

Speaker 19 I had that poster, too.

Speaker 35 I bet you his list is going to be wider than mine.

Speaker 1 Roy's posters would be like just posters you've had, Roy.

Speaker 17 Ooh, I could Ultimate Warrior do that.

Speaker 11 I would love to do the posters that we had.

Speaker 49 All right.

Speaker 43 Top five posters all time.

Speaker 19 OLI.

Speaker 39 The Beatles, Abbey Road.

Speaker 13 Crossing the street. Yep.
Everyone knows that one.

Speaker 19 OLI.

Speaker 48 Keep calm. Carry on.

Speaker 13 Yeah. Oh, my God.

Speaker 46 Staple of a 90s storm.

Speaker 13 Oh, my God. And then, and came back like during the Olympics, I want to say, 2012 Olympics.

Speaker 19 Yeah.

Speaker 49 And final OLI, although you could have several others.

Speaker 48 Muhammad Ali.

Speaker 17 Yep. Oh, I have that one.
Yep.

Speaker 13 I had that. Standing over Sonny Liston, I was there.
Yeah, Sonny Liston, right here in Miami.

Speaker 22 That was, I think that was the only sports poster I had up in my room. I had

Speaker 24 interesting.

Speaker 13 Did it have like a motivational quote on it? No.

Speaker 17 Ooh.

Speaker 24 I like what you're thinking.

Speaker 24 Because number five on my list, I mean, what is it?

Speaker 28 Dennis Rodman, full extension.

Speaker 35 Give everything.

Speaker 24 Oh, layout for that ball. I mean,

Speaker 17 perfectly flat.

Speaker 34 Oh, that table. No, no, no.

Speaker 50 Oh, no, get off the table.

Speaker 17 Get off the table. Get it off.
Give less. Not everything.

Speaker 19 Yeah.

Speaker 49 Oh, my God.

Speaker 34 That was almost bad.

Speaker 13 This cost $7.2 million.

Speaker 39 Number four.

Speaker 28 Hey, you want to show people that you have a sense of humor, but you're also an intellectual at your college dorm?

Speaker 19 Albert Einstein, tongue out.

Speaker 13 I'm playful, but I'm smart too.

Speaker 48 But I'm learned.

Speaker 3 You want to show people that you like smoking weed?

Speaker 24 Bob Marley. Yeah.

Speaker 17 Oh, man.

Speaker 1 The The one where he's like half a lion.

Speaker 17 Oh, that's a sick one. I love that one.

Speaker 28 There isn't a single one.

Speaker 31 It's usually him smoking.

Speaker 43 It could be his Grand Sits album.

Speaker 39 He's looking this way, half like a lion's looking the other way.

Speaker 42 But the lion has the dreads, too.

Speaker 17 Yeah.

Speaker 30 It's corny that poster.

Speaker 17 What do you know?

Speaker 25 Number two,

Speaker 28 another Chicago Bull full extension type of poster.

Speaker 25 Michael Jordan, wings.

Speaker 13 Oh, yeah, yeah. Yep.

Speaker 28 And number one, tip of the hat, highest-selling poster of all time.

Speaker 15 Before my time, but we respect the GOATs. Farah Fawcett, red swimsuit.

Speaker 17 Wow.

Speaker 17 Yep. What was that, 10? Let me look at that.

Speaker 13 10, yep, with the, with the, with the hair, right?

Speaker 1 Take this thing for a walk.

Speaker 13 I don't know, man. I kind of feel like Scarface needs to be there.
I feel like everyone I knew in college had the Scarface.

Speaker 26 I didn't want to personalize it because it was Miami for sure.

Speaker 3 And I didn't think that this was like, this is my salary.

Speaker 13 It was worldwide, man. Every single college dorm had Scarface.
Everyone. Everyone, everyone, everyone.

Speaker 27 I'm searching for mine, by the way.

Speaker 13 Godfather also,

Speaker 49 I have one of those.

Speaker 13 The little puppet thing strings.

Speaker 48 Oh, the Mandel?

Speaker 13 Marionette? Marionette? The Marionette strings, that one.

Speaker 24 What are other...

Speaker 13 The movie posters, the Heat? Heat was a big one.

Speaker 48 Heat was a big one.

Speaker 22 I'd be like, Reservoir Dogs was a big one.

Speaker 17 Reservoir Dogs.

Speaker 16 If you were a film student, if you were a film student, you had that.

Speaker 3 You had Pulp Fiction.

Speaker 13 Pulp Fiction, the Uma Thurman. Yep.
On the bed.

Speaker 15 You usually go to the Blockbuster video and say, hey, are you throwing away any movie posters?

Speaker 42 You would do that?

Speaker 15 Dude, I had a Dead President's poster.

Speaker 39 Oh, that was a great one.

Speaker 16 I had a Batman Forever poster on my wall.

Speaker 15 I had so many posters.

Speaker 19 I can do posters in my room, another top five.

Speaker 24 Go ahead.

Speaker 17 Where are they, Mike? Where are they?

Speaker 19 And I lost every single one of those.

Speaker 34 We were bankrupt after a while. Oh.

Speaker 17 I hit Blockbuster.

Speaker 39 As a family?

Speaker 17 It was a whole thing.

Speaker 48 Blockbuster too.

Speaker 24 Moving my grandpa.

Speaker 13 Your grandpa didn't believe in posters.

Speaker 24 Yeah.

Speaker 15 My grandfather was like big into the tribulation and the rapture.

Speaker 29 So that's it.

Speaker 13 I just like the idea of you like moving in like, hey, grandpa. And then you start putting up your poster.

Speaker 36 Yeah, what if you just start putting them up?

Speaker 17 This is the devil's work. This is El Diablo.

Speaker 34 And he just ripped it up and you got it.

Speaker 15 If I wanted a poster, I'd go to Sunset Place Virgin Megastore and I would just say, man, that would look good on the wall someday.

Speaker 39 Not with grandpa.

Speaker 19 All right, let me get to work on this topic.

Speaker 29 But I'm curious at the posters that you guys all had growing up.

Speaker 13 Man, I don't think I had posters, to be honest with you, man. I had, I didn't, like, definitely not growing up.
I didn't have posters.

Speaker 13 When I went to college, then it turned into like I was getting, like, pictures, like, but big poster-sized photographs of, like, Jon Stark's dunking on.

Speaker 11 So, like, posters.

Speaker 13 No, they were actually photographs, though.

Speaker 51 They were poster-sized photographs. Yes.

Speaker 13 So posters. No.
Posters is different. Posters, you roll it up.

Speaker 39 You can't roll up.

Speaker 51 But why would you pay for poster-sized photographs?

Speaker 3 That seems expensive.

Speaker 13 I was getting them signed.

Speaker 13 This is when I was working for the Hawks. So

Speaker 13 I would get these things signed. And there was a guy that I knew.
He collected memorabilia. He said, I will send you two of everything.
And you get to keep one. And so that was a deal.

Speaker 13 And so I was getting, so Jon Stark's dunking on

Speaker 13 Horace Grant and Michael Jordan. That one, I had that sign.
Alan Houston hitting the shot. Again, man, the Alan Houston.

Speaker 17 Oh, I got Brittany,

Speaker 17 I get that.

Speaker 34 It was

Speaker 15 something you shouldn't be doing as a team employee.

Speaker 13 I was like a part-time employee at the time.

Speaker 4 It didn't matter.

Speaker 39 What's the matter with you, dog?

Speaker 13 Man, I'm telling you. It was behind.
It was behind the shot. You saw the shot clock and you see his release, and everyone's just like, Yeah, everyone knows, man.

Speaker 22 It's a great shot.

Speaker 13 It's a great shot.

Speaker 51 What'd you do with the poster pictures?

Speaker 13 Oh, man.

Speaker 13 They got stolen. Stolen?

Speaker 4 Yeah. By who?

Speaker 13 I don't know.

Speaker 17 Oh.

Speaker 38 Guy you sold the phone cards to?

Speaker 13 Oh, the phone cards. Don't get me started on that.
That's my... That's my.

Speaker 16 That's what a scheme you run over.

Speaker 31 Someone broke into your house and all of a sudden I'm like, what's missing?

Speaker 14 Like, my posters.

Speaker 13 The dorms. The dorm.
I was moving out for the summer, and so I had my stuff in a box, and I had a bunch of stuff in there. A bunch of stuff.
It was the pictures.

Speaker 13 It was some jerseys. It was like a warm-up.
All that shit got stolen, bro.

Speaker 13 Devastating. Wow.

Speaker 34 All right. Here are the posters that I can remember that I had growing up.

Speaker 17 Hulk Hogan. Yep.

Speaker 13 Do you know the pose?

Speaker 15 He was in front of a blue background and it was just him like, oh, I think I had the same one.

Speaker 13 This is the WWF, right?

Speaker 31 Then I had a sting poster.

Speaker 25 That was the W sting.

Speaker 48 Okay, not the police sting.

Speaker 39 Okay,

Speaker 3 Matt Field's a gold sting. No, it was just a sting in front of like a Sears backdrop.

Speaker 17 White fanfly.

Speaker 17 Put on the fanfly.

Speaker 48 Batman Forever.

Speaker 13 You know what's crazy? I was thinking about this literally yesterday because some commercial had Seal Kiss from a Rose in it. What a song.

Speaker 13 And I was thinking to myself, man, that song is so ubiquitous, people don't even remember. That was a Batman song.
Yep. That was a Batman song.

Speaker 3 Dead Presidents.

Speaker 13 Went to see the movie off the poster alone.

Speaker 9 It was a great poster. Great poster.

Speaker 13 The white makeup. White makeup, the lighting.

Speaker 17 Chris Tucker's in this.

Speaker 39 Incredible.

Speaker 3 Let's look down.

Speaker 28 Kathy Ireland.

Speaker 22 Really?

Speaker 34 The one in the swimsuit? Yep.

Speaker 17 Really?

Speaker 22 Now, were these all up at the same time?

Speaker 29 No, this is over the course of like eight years or so.

Speaker 39 You had a Kathy.

Speaker 13 No wonder your grandpa flipped out.

Speaker 9 Yeah.

Speaker 32 Christine Anguillera.

Speaker 26 Genie in a bottle.

Speaker 11 It was like a part of that album shoot because...

Speaker 13 It was in a desert, right? And it was like...

Speaker 30 No, she was just kind of casually like leaning on the side of a doorway.

Speaker 13 You know the one I'm talking about where it's like in a desert and it's like low light. It's like maybe like dusk.

Speaker 48 Let me take that one for a walk.

Speaker 11 I randomly had a Drew Bledsoe one.

Speaker 17 Surprise. Drew Bledsell.
Yeah.

Speaker 46 I'm trying.

Speaker 15 There was, yeah, there was a Patriots and there was like a nickname of sorts.

Speaker 13 Drew bled so much that he needed a transfusion. Who remembers that? No one remembers that? I know.

Speaker 13 Hold on, before we go on. So there was a, this is Sports Center commercial where they were like training people to be sports center anchors.

Speaker 13 And Boomer is like, all right, what's Drew Drew Bledsoe's nickname? And the guy raises his hands, like, Drew Bledsoe much that he needed a transfusion. And the guy's like, trick question.

Speaker 13 There is no nickname for Drew Bledsoe.

Speaker 7 It was Drew Bledsoe in front of an American flag.

Speaker 15 It said, Drew Bledsoe, Patriot Games.

Speaker 17 Wow, electric. Okay, that's a

Speaker 39 Book Fair poster if I ever heard of one. Yeah, it's a Scholastics poster.
Hold on, no. Those are good.

Speaker 51 Those are like cardstock.

Speaker 13 But to take the name of a popular movie that had been released a few years earlier and apply it to the sports situation.

Speaker 13 Let me tell you something. I remember there was one.
Who was it? It was someone from Cincinnati. It was like the hunt for Red October.
And I was like, that's a

Speaker 13 dope name.

Speaker 51 Jeff October.

Speaker 7 I had the Dan the Man Marino poster.

Speaker 14 Oh, nice, nice.

Speaker 22 Seeing the Zubas?

Speaker 43 Ooh, the quarterback club. I may have had that quarterback club one.

Speaker 32 Man, that's such a huge part of my childhood.

Speaker 48 Maybe I had that poster, but I don't remember it specifically or vividly.

Speaker 29 Fight Club?

Speaker 19 That one's still around.

Speaker 11 See, this is the movie poster.

Speaker 15 I randomly had an Indianapolis Colts poster just because I wanted something to fill out my room.

Speaker 11 And

Speaker 41 eventually, in fact, I can take it out of the frame.

Speaker 12 I just put the Fight Club poster over that because I wanted it first.

Speaker 13 Oh, the soap?

Speaker 39 The soap.

Speaker 34 The soap and then like the

Speaker 48 shitting grin that Brad Pitt had.

Speaker 22 Fight Club was the first ever DVD I bought.

Speaker 24 Really?

Speaker 13 Mine was Long Kiss Good Night.

Speaker 17 Oh, fuck. That's a good movie.

Speaker 39 That was a great movie. That's a holiday movie.

Speaker 13 It's a great and a great rewatchability movie.

Speaker 30 Very

Speaker 19 great movie.

Speaker 34 I'm not a Rennie Holland guy. I don't like that guy.
Really?

Speaker 11 Oh, because of Die Hard 2? Exactly.

Speaker 49 You got to forgive him for that.

Speaker 48 I can't.

Speaker 49 It was good enough.

Speaker 15 Almost destroyed everything.

Speaker 32 And finally, Eminem.

Speaker 15 There was one with him

Speaker 48 with a microphone

Speaker 32 in his mouth, and he was like, like that.

Speaker 13 You know, you could have just grabbed the microphone as it was a picture of it.

Speaker 17 He was like,

Speaker 13 the microphone was like this.

Speaker 13 You guys, I'm trying to find current NBA nicknames, and it's, man, it's tough.

Speaker 20 It's like when you said active, it's just Yannis.

Speaker 13 Alex Caruso, the bald mamba.

Speaker 17 No.

Speaker 39 But we don't call him that.

Speaker 27 We call him that, like, on this side.

Speaker 27 Like, NBA people don't call him that.

Speaker 13 Yeah, that's true.

Speaker 22 Austin Reeves, Hillbilly Kobe.

Speaker 13 DeMar DeRosan, Debo. They do call him Debo.

Speaker 22 You know about Debo?

Speaker 4 I guess Joker. Really doesn't.

Speaker 13 Yeah, but I don't like Joker.

Speaker 1 Darantula?

Speaker 13 Darantula.

Speaker 34 Again, we don't call him that.

Speaker 3 We call him KD.

Speaker 47 Splash Brothers.

Speaker 17 Yeah.

Speaker 13 Yeah, well, they're not together anymore.

Speaker 1 Dame Time?

Speaker 13 Anthony Dame Time is a good one. Dame Time's good.
But it's more about the moment than it is.

Speaker 1 King James.

Speaker 13 We don't call him Dame Time like in the second quarter.

Speaker 3 Mick Bob.

Speaker 17 Oh.

Speaker 13 Who remembers him?

Speaker 13 Josh. Can't forget.
Ant-Man for Anthony Edwards. Yeah.

Speaker 13 I feel very underwhelmed right here.

Speaker 30 I feel very underwhelmed.

Speaker 27 Like, we're not making the big tickets anymore.

Speaker 48 I know. Ah, the big tickets.

Speaker 1 Big tickets. The process? Big tickets are good.

Speaker 30 Big tickets are good.

Speaker 1 Is Joel Embiid?

Speaker 24 The process is over, but.

Speaker 13 I mean, yeah.

Speaker 13 Look, when he was doing well, people really like to tout that one.

Speaker 9 I'll give him that one.

Speaker 39 Jimmy Buckets slash Playoff Jimmy.

Speaker 1 That's a good one.

Speaker 13 I don't like either of those.

Speaker 13 Here's why. Playoff Jimmy, super unimaginative.

Speaker 13 Jimmy Buckets wouldn't be bad except for the fact that it's become parlance for anyone who gets buckets to be called like Michael Buckets and Jacob Buckets in everyone's buckets now.

Speaker 31 Scary Terry.

Speaker 13 Scary Terry's a great one.

Speaker 9 Cat scary.

Speaker 29 Cat is one that people use all the time.

Speaker 13 Yeah, cat is one that people use.

Speaker 9 And the brow.

Speaker 13 The brow is one that people use.

Speaker 39 They're not cool, though.

Speaker 13 Playoff people. Scary Terry is, that's a great nickname.

Speaker 18 Like, if he was really good.

Speaker 13 Oh, my God. Yeah.
Or if he was like... Not even really.
Like, if he was just a defensive pest, like he was when he was in Boston, Scary Terry.

Speaker 17 He has a mask.

Speaker 24 Oh, yeah.

Speaker 13 Show up to the game in a mask. Yeah.

Speaker 13 Kevin Herder, red Velvet.

Speaker 27 Huh? Not bad, but nobody's ever heard of that.

Speaker 13 Yeah, that's true.

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Speaker 13 Kyrie Irving, Uncle Drew, no one really calls. No one calls him.

Speaker 13 Tough, man. Tough, tough, tough.
Isaiah Joe stroking Joe. God, that's crazy.
Yeah, it is crazy. I just wanted to...

Speaker 48 Breaking NFL news.

Speaker 15 Former Miami Dolphins coroner, Xavian Howard, has signed with Miami's week one opponent, the Indianapolis Colts.

Speaker 13 Okay. Is he coming in with all the info? This is what they like.

Speaker 27 This is what they're doing. He's coming and saying they got no corners, so go deep.

Speaker 13 I know. I was there.

Speaker 22 So what would a team have seen from him now that they didn't see last year? He went the whole year without playing.

Speaker 48 Him being healthier.

Speaker 17 All right.

Speaker 13 Connect for Dalton Connect. That's a good one.

Speaker 1 That's a good one. I mean, I didn't know who you were talking about.
I thought you were like, why is he talking about a board game home?

Speaker 13 Connect for, yeah, Dalton Connect. And he wears number four.

Speaker 51 It says Trey Young's nickname is Ice Trey.

Speaker 39 Yeah.

Speaker 19 Yeah,

Speaker 13 that's a legitimate nickname. And it's probably one of the better ones that we've got going on right now.

Speaker 36 The Claw for Kawhi Leonard.

Speaker 17 The what?

Speaker 17 The Claw.

Speaker 36 We just call him Kawhi.

Speaker 13 Jonathan Kaminga. Should I say his nickname?

Speaker 3 Sure.

Speaker 19 CB.

Speaker 13 Well, no, it's not. It's a bucket of some sorts.

Speaker 1 KB. I'm going to go with no if you're that nervous about it.

Speaker 13 Not nervous, but just

Speaker 51 especially Jonathan Buckets.

Speaker 48 Knowing where your line

Speaker 17 is.

Speaker 13 Brooke Lopez, Splash Mountain.

Speaker 17 Never heard that. I never heard that.

Speaker 13 I've heard that a lot. And it's because not only is he big and he hits threes, but huge Disney fan.

Speaker 3 Disney adult, yeah.

Speaker 13 Loves Disney.

Speaker 26 Did anybody else have posters growing up?

Speaker 22 I mean, I did, like I said, they were all those music posters. And I had wrestling posters before that.

Speaker 29 Yeah. Just the one wrestling poster?

Speaker 7 No, no.

Speaker 22 I had the Hulk Rules one that you just talked about. Yes, for sure.
I also had an Ultimate Warrior poster, and I had Demolition.

Speaker 13 Demolition Man? Demolition Man?

Speaker 22 No, Axe and Smash. What's wrong with you?

Speaker 24 Oh, sorry.

Speaker 13 The Demolition Man poster was hard.

Speaker 17 You took me back.

Speaker 39 I had a Demolition Man poster.

Speaker 17 Right?

Speaker 13 Wesley and Stallone. Face to face.
Face to face. Oh, man.

Speaker 22 Oh, and I also had Heart Foundation. Those were like the ones that I had.
Those are my wrestling posters.

Speaker 13 You really was like, you was about that life, huh?

Speaker 17 Not what?

Speaker 34 Yeah, man.

Speaker 22 When I was like eight, nine, ten years old, at all wrestling posters.

Speaker 34 You just went to SummerSlam 2020.

Speaker 13 I know, but like, it's different when it's like... You're surrounding yourself with the idea that, look, he loves sports.
He's always speaking.

Speaker 22 He always gets WWE at the magazine and the mail everywhere.

Speaker 2 Did you ever want to be a wrestler?

Speaker 39 And when did you?

Speaker 34 No. Never.
A manager?

Speaker 22 I knew I wasn't going to be big enough. I mean.

Speaker 52 Did you want to be a manager? No.

Speaker 51 See yourself like, I could be Jimmy Hart. No.
Or I could be mean Gene Okerlund.

Speaker 34 I was about it, man.

Speaker 40 I loved it.

Speaker 35 It was my love growing up.

Speaker 15 Dude, the poster for Demolition Man is electric.

Speaker 13 I'm telling you, man.

Speaker 26 You have Jon Spartan and Simon Phoenix facing off.

Speaker 16 Stallone over Jon Spartan.

Speaker 45 Snipes over Simon Phoenix.

Speaker 28 Subtext below Stallone's favorite.

Speaker 3 Wait, wait, wait. We're getting there.
This has a lot of.

Speaker 39 I've never seen this movie. This is electric.

Speaker 3 I've never seen Demolition Man.

Speaker 28 All right, so it sets up your face off, and it's got the 21st century's most dangerous cop.

Speaker 48 I'm in.

Speaker 15 Then under Snipes, the 21st Century's Most Ruthless Criminal.

Speaker 17 Oh, I'm Double In.

Speaker 31 Demolition Man.

Speaker 32 And then below that,

Speaker 15 the future isn't big enough for the both of them.

Speaker 17 Oh, my God.

Speaker 22 Are you kidding me?

Speaker 4 Tony?

Speaker 13 Three Shisos.

Speaker 13 I know a lot of people listening to the show. Like, here they go.
They're talking talking about these old-ass movies. I am telling y'all right now, I guarantee,

Speaker 13 guarantee, thorough entertainment. If you watch this movie,

Speaker 17 always, always.

Speaker 39 Strictly in the United States.

Speaker 13 This, strictly in the United States.

Speaker 17 This movie. This old-ass movie.

Speaker 13 It is electric, right? And by the way.

Speaker 13 And by the way, not for nothing. Guess what? Kind of prophetic.
Wow. Kind of prophetic.
Yeah, Taco Bell. Taco Bell is everywhere.
Number one.

Speaker 13 Number two, people getting fined for saying the wrong things.

Speaker 39 Oh, wow. You are.

Speaker 13 Wait, Mike used to do this really well.

Speaker 3 Don't forget three shells.

Speaker 22 Three C shells, greatest mystery in cinematic history? Absolutely.

Speaker 13 Still trying to figure it out.

Speaker 22 Of course.

Speaker 13 Mike, I just cursed in the future. What happens?

Speaker 44 John Spartan, you've been fined one credit for.

Speaker 13 There you go, man.

Speaker 13 They've got to be aware of that. I'm too close to that, actually.

Speaker 1 I've heard that reference before. Right?

Speaker 13 Yeah. That, and then, and then also.

Speaker 49 Caveman.

Speaker 13 The VR.

Speaker 13 They got the VR in there.

Speaker 34 Yep.

Speaker 28 That did not look like good sex.

Speaker 13 It didn't, but it's VR.

Speaker 22 And it's a really young Sandra Bullock. She was so cute.

Speaker 13 She still is. Yeah, she still is.
Yeah. I love Sandra.

Speaker 17 I love Sandra Bullock.

Speaker 9 Harble buses.

Speaker 29 Dan Cortez, I think, plays two roles in this.

Speaker 17 Really?

Speaker 34 He really stretches it.

Speaker 29 Yeah. Wow.

Speaker 3 Dan Cortez, yeah. I think he's.
Is he the singer? Is he the lounge singer?

Speaker 40 Garden in the valley.

Speaker 40 Valley in the garden.

Speaker 22 I haven't seen a movie in 30 years.

Speaker 4 No way.

Speaker 42 We should have a re-watch.

Speaker 13 Let's have a re-watch right now. Fire it up, video team.
Demolistic, man, right now.

Speaker 26 We'll be your second screen experience. Exactly.

Speaker 13 You'll watch us watch.

Speaker 3 Wall camps are closing everywhere. Installs going in.

Speaker 32 We're going to re-watch Demolition, man.

Speaker 22 I'll tell you, I mean, two kinds of movies.

Speaker 23 I'll watch all of them.

Speaker 22 I love time travel movies. And this, I mean, does this count as time travel?

Speaker 17 It's futuristic.

Speaker 13 Well, they were

Speaker 13 cryostasis, so it is kind of time travel.

Speaker 22 Okay, I'll watch any time travel movie and I'll watch any prison movie. I love time travel.

Speaker 35 I love prison.

Speaker 22 I don't want to go to prison because I would be holding somebody's pocket. It would go terribly for me.

Speaker 28 This is a perfect film because it's kind of both.

Speaker 13 Yeah, there's prison in the future. Yeah.

Speaker 1 Do you like Time Cop?

Speaker 17 I was going to say that's like

Speaker 17 Time Cop.

Speaker 4 Love Time Cop.

Speaker 17 Time Cop. Great file.

Speaker 47 Dude, Time Cop, great.

Speaker 13 And also, Time Cop, I think I could do it better.

Speaker 13 Hollywood, give me a budget. You guys love existing IP.
Give me a budget.

Speaker 13 Great movie. Time Cop should have been him.
Most of it should have been him trying to solve the mystery, going through time, trying to find these crimes that he was doing.

Speaker 13 Remember, he went back to the stock market, and then he went back to the Civil War and all that stuff.

Speaker 22 Because that's how the congressman was raising the money

Speaker 30 president, right?

Speaker 13 That's how they should have done it. Instead, they kind of yada yada that partner got right into the conspiracy.

Speaker 22 And he had Mia Sarah. I mean, he hadn't seen her since Ferris Bueller.

Speaker 4 That's right.

Speaker 17 That's right, man. I forgot about that.

Speaker 13 Have you Escape Plan?

Speaker 22 Yes.

Speaker 35 I like that movie. I love Escape Plan.
I like that movie.

Speaker 30 You love Escape Plan.

Speaker 51 Escape Plan 2?

Speaker 22 No, I haven't seen Escape Plan 2.

Speaker 23 But you love the first one.

Speaker 17 Yeah.

Speaker 17 Whatever. I don't know all the time.
What more do you have a movie?

Speaker 40 What more do they have to do?

Speaker 22 Love Pris movie. Have you ever seen Brawl and Cell Block 99?

Speaker 13 No.

Speaker 22 Oh, Vince Vaughan?

Speaker 33 No. That's a good movie.

Speaker 1 That's good.

Speaker 31 That's a good movie.

Speaker 13 Brawl and Cell Block 99.

Speaker 24 Brawl and Cell Block 99.

Speaker 35 I haven't heard of that. Yep.

Speaker 22 That's a good movie. It's Love.

Speaker 1 Vince Vaughn playing a badass. Yep.

Speaker 11 Sky's being dudes.

Speaker 17 This is what a podcast is time cop and demolition man I've got my viewing for the next couple days time cop either dude's von wow bald in this yeah he's a bad I would 90% on Rotten Tomatoes it's a very good movie hard target is better than time cop

Speaker 39 no yes it no

Speaker 17 he smacks the snake no no no no smacks the snake no no no no time cop's better man

Speaker 17 time cop man

Speaker 24 What was yours, Mike?

Speaker 13 Hard target. Hard target.
Hard target.

Speaker 3 There's a great

Speaker 17 experience.

Speaker 43 Are you not in on the Van Dam movies?

Speaker 38 No, I like Van Dam.

Speaker 38 What was one of the other ones?

Speaker 24 Blood and Blood Out? Blood Sport.

Speaker 27 No, Bloodsport. Bloodsport.

Speaker 37 Yeah, it's called Bloodsport.

Speaker 32 Kickboxer.

Speaker 13 Kickboxer also. Oh, that's the best nickname.
That's the best nickname. James Johnson, Bloodsport.
Hands down. I give you Bloodsport.

Speaker 35 That's his nickname.

Speaker 11 Don't I have to know it's his nickname? That's a good one.

Speaker 30 That's his nickname.

Speaker 13 That's his nickname. They call him Bloodsport.
And it's like, it's the most fitting nickname in the world, right? This dude round house kicking people.

Speaker 18 Yeah.

Speaker 50 Oh.

Speaker 13 Bloodsport.

Speaker 22 My favorite prison movie? Mm-hmm.

Speaker 13 Shot Caller.

Speaker 37 You ever seen Shot Caller? No.

Speaker 22 Best prison movie.

Speaker 13 Better than Shaw Shank?

Speaker 35 Well, no. Okay.
It's me.

Speaker 23 Shaw Shank's an all-time movie.

Speaker 13 Better movie. Better than Let's Go to Prison.

Speaker 13 You didn't see Let's Go to Prison. Who's in that again? Dak Shepard.

Speaker 17 And isn't the one DJ Quaw Quaz?

Speaker 13 Will Arnett.

Speaker 22 Oh, no, I have to.

Speaker 24 DJ Qualls had a run.

Speaker 13 DJ Qualls and Road.

Speaker 50 A three-year run. Yeah.

Speaker 51 What about Get Hard?

Speaker 17 Get Hard. That movie is awesome.

Speaker 42 That movie is so funny.

Speaker 24 Are you kidding me?

Speaker 22 But I don't know that it's really a prison movie.

Speaker 24 None of it takes place in prison.

Speaker 13 It's prepping him for prison.

Speaker 22 Yeah, that doesn't really count.

Speaker 13 Leading up to prison.

Speaker 22 Shot caller, amazing prison movie. It stars Kingslayer from Game of Thrones.

Speaker 13 That's his name.

Speaker 13 Damian Lannister. Yes.
There you go.

Speaker 51 Do you watch just prison movies or prison shows, too?

Speaker 22 No, not really prison shows.

Speaker 51 You didn't get into prison move. Prison break.

Speaker 33 Oh, yeah, of course.

Speaker 22 Of course, I watched Prison Break.

Speaker 3 He had the map on his back.

Speaker 22 Incredible show. And I watched it when it was live, when it was off.

Speaker 22 It's not like somebody told me, oh, hey, you should go watch Prison Break. No, I'm an OG Prison Break fan.

Speaker 42 Love Prison Break.

Speaker 51 How long did you go before you're like, this is

Speaker 13 when they kept trying to break out of prisons? I was like, come on, man.

Speaker 23 No, I lasted the whole time.

Speaker 22 But granted, the first few seasons are the best.

Speaker 25 Well, didn't they try to run it back and reboot the series several years later?

Speaker 33 They did.

Speaker 22 Where Michael Schofield came back, he was alive.

Speaker 17 Yeah. What?

Speaker 23 How's he alive?

Speaker 13 You liked that? Did they bring him back? Did you like the reboot?

Speaker 22 I don't even remember it, so I I couldn't have liked it that much.

Speaker 17 All right. Yeah.

Speaker 13 Lot of prison movies. Other prison movies.

Speaker 4 There are a lot of prison movies. Hell yeah.

Speaker 17 Deadpool 2.

Speaker 4 Prison movie.

Speaker 13 That's not a prison movie. Yes, it is a prison movie.
What?

Speaker 9 Sean Shank Redemption.

Speaker 16 That's a superhero movie.

Speaker 39 Yeah, come on. Steve Martin.

Speaker 3 You said that.

Speaker 28 Well, you know, he said that at the very top of the line. We've established that's the best prison movies.

Speaker 26 We don't even count it.

Speaker 15 The warden was in Demolition Man.

Speaker 17 Really? Yeah.

Speaker 35 Caveman. Caveman.

Speaker 13 Blood In, Blood Out.

Speaker 8 Prison movie. Yep.

Speaker 13 I like how I'm testing. Zaz, do you approve of this?

Speaker 36 I can confirm.

Speaker 51 Ernest goes to jail.

Speaker 3 Oh, yeah, that's a good one.

Speaker 27 How many places did he go?

Speaker 39 Man, Ernest. He went to jail.

Speaker 34 He went to camp.

Speaker 10 He was scared, stupid.

Speaker 22 He was scared so stupid.

Speaker 13 Oh, I got one for Zaz. I know Zaz is going to love this one.
Law-abiding citizen.

Speaker 17 Great movie. Oh, that's a good movie.
Wow. Crazy.

Speaker 13 Good movie. He goes to court, and then he actually argues for his freedom, and he wins, and then he goes off on the judge for letting him go.

Speaker 13 He calls her all types of names. I'm not going to get into it.

Speaker 27 Shutter Island, prison movie?

Speaker 39 No, it's Mental Institute. Mental Institution.

Speaker 8 Yeah.

Speaker 13 Different.

Speaker 27 Prison of his own mind?

Speaker 22 No, no.

Speaker 22 You're getting too complicated here.

Speaker 17 Life.

Speaker 39 Oh, Life is excellent.

Speaker 30 Life's an excellent movie.

Speaker 22 Do I consider that a prison movie? I mean, I guess it is, but it's a comedy, you know?

Speaker 31 Cuckoo had to escape.

Speaker 32 Cuckoo's Nest is not a prison movie.

Speaker 48 No, Mental Institution.

Speaker 17 Mental Institution, yeah.

Speaker 13 Dark Knight? Yeah. Or is it Dark Knight Rises? Which one is he in?

Speaker 22 In Dark Knight Rises, he's in the

Speaker 34 pit.

Speaker 29 Whoever really understood that. Broken back.

Speaker 17 Did they fly him out there?

Speaker 18 Where was this?

Speaker 22 It's so strange because then when he breaks out of the prison, how does he so easily get back into Gotham, which is under Bane's control, and they're not letting you cross the bridge?

Speaker 22 It's really weird. That is true.
It's a plot hole.

Speaker 24 It is a plot hole.

Speaker 17 Yeah, what?

Speaker 44 The art direction here is all orange and dusty.

Speaker 31 All right. How does...
Where is this?

Speaker 17 Just

Speaker 13 in the world. Right outside of Gotham.

Speaker 36 You go a couple of miles.

Speaker 35 It may have been in Gotham.

Speaker 22 I mean, how'd he get back into Gotham?

Speaker 15 How'd he get out of the desert once he got out of the hole?

Speaker 39 There's nobody there, right?

Speaker 16 There was so much exposition needed here.

Speaker 19 But broken back.

Speaker 27 Boy fixed it, remember, because he climbed up the thing.

Speaker 32 Look, Nolan was dealt a bad hand.

Speaker 11 Clearly, the Joker was supposed to be a huge part of this story.

Speaker 15 I think he did the best he could.

Speaker 22 Honest to God, I watched Dark Knight yesterday.

Speaker 22 Movie's so good.

Speaker 17 Heath Ledger, good performance.

Speaker 30 Yes.

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Speaker 13 Dark Knight Rises better than Dark Knight.

Speaker 48 Okay, that's just

Speaker 39 asinine. Just incorrect.

Speaker 42 Now we're just saying things that are wrong.

Speaker 13 I like Dark Knight Rises better. I think it's better.
Subjective. I like Bane better than Joker.

Speaker 26 Hey guys, do Haywood High Smiths squirrel on trees?

Speaker 13 Yes, they do.

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