Local Hour: Biggest Slut At The Hut

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Speaker 1 This is the Dan Labatar Show with the Stu Gats Podcast.

Speaker 4 Let me ask you something.

Speaker 4 When is the the summer over?

Speaker 1 When the kids start having their photos posted on IG because they are going back to school.

Speaker 4 There you go. I agree.
I think summer is over

Speaker 4 when kids go back to school. Greg, do kids go to school in the summertime?

Speaker 1 They do not. I can tell you officially when summer starts and ends.
Summer is June 20th through September 22nd. So we are officially

Speaker 1 in summer.

Speaker 4 That did not go the way that you thought it was going to go.

Speaker 1 Wow. Summertime.
What a twist. Shalom.

Speaker 1 Were you doing the math in your head whether we were still in summer? I mean, I'm just. What a swerve.
I'm trying to be fair here. I'm trying to be fair.

Speaker 1 All right, so you're not wearing a wig somehow, though. This is the most embarrassing fit you've had on your head.

Speaker 1 Why?

Speaker 4 What's wrong with this? I don't know. It's a good-looking hat right here.

Speaker 1 I never fit it. It's the flex fit.

Speaker 1 The backwards flex fit is insane.

Speaker 1 I don't know how you do it.

Speaker 4 Flex.

Speaker 1 You mean the stretchy flex fit hats.

Speaker 4 Well, you can't have the backwards hat with the

Speaker 1 snapback. That's a good thing with the snapshot.
The snapback, that is the look.

Speaker 4 Then you got the deal sticking out.

Speaker 1 Yeah, well, you don't have to do that. I don't.

Speaker 4 It's because, you know, I'm lacking in that department these days.

Speaker 1 Yeah, but if you're a full-headed bald dude like you are, that works too. Everyone, it's implied.
No, you're not. You've got enough.
I'm with Zaz on this.

Speaker 1 You do want some hair to pull off the backwards snap. It looks best with hair, but...
But that forehead in between is not a great.

Speaker 1 Trust me, as the entradas, I have a lot of forehead on the back. I don't do the backward snap.

Speaker 4 Oh, I think having the deal, having the hair sticking out, I think that's a weird look.

Speaker 1 Well, plus, you have the hat low on your forehead. Yeah, that's right.
Like it's just over the eyebrows. That's my look.
No. The issue is it's cop behavior.
Yeah. You look like an

Speaker 1 like if you're driving next to me, I'm like trying to make sure that I'm on the up and up, make sure I don't look. I'm looking like a narc.
Yes, you look like...

Speaker 1 This is a sting operation to find ticket scalpers. Right.
And you're holding two fingers in the air. You should be walking through a high school hallway right now pretending to be the hip senior.

Speaker 4 Oh, really?

Speaker 4 Well, you know,

Speaker 4 I'm not going to be bullied into changing my look.

Speaker 1 No, this is your look. It's

Speaker 1 my look. We're just telling you, though.

Speaker 1 All right. Of course, we're showing Fuentez now with his backward snapback.
Yeah.

Speaker 4 And he's got the deal. I don't know.

Speaker 1 He's got a good lid. But like, even with Christo, you're wearing the fitted hat.
You can throw the fitted hat around and we know, okay, fitted hat. That's a grandfathered look.

Speaker 1 Chris Cody and Fred Durst, they can do that.

Speaker 4 Yeah, I like how Chris looks. Like, he just turned it around.

Speaker 1 When I look at the beginning, I like that look. I switched the hat around probably like six years ago.
Look at that. That's nostalgic for me right there.
That's like Griffey Jr. taking BP right there.

Speaker 4 Yeah, me too. I look like Griffey Jr.

Speaker 1 No, you do not. Oh, you should do a goatee like John Griffey Jr.
You should save the sides, come in tomorrow with a goatee, maybe dye it black. Then you'd be not looking like a cop.

Speaker 1 Yeah, definitely not looking like a cop. cop that way.
Maybe some sunglasses. Definitely won't look like Oakley's.
They have to be Oakley. Yeah, Oakley's wraps.

Speaker 1 I dare you to turn turn your hat around right now because I've never seen you with a hat with a brim forward. Oh, okay, well, I'll do that.
Hang on a second. Hang on.
That's no big deal.

Speaker 1 This might look better here. Let's see.
Yeah. How you load up? You still look like a cop.
Yeah, yeah.

Speaker 4 Yeah, I think I look more like a cop.

Speaker 1 That's just his face.

Speaker 1 I look like a crooked cop. Yeah.
But we like those. Yeah, we doubt it.
Don't let us go.

Speaker 1 Let us go. Come on.
All right, well, I'm going back to my look.

Speaker 1 Okay, pet and pending. They both look bad.
All right.

Speaker 4 Well, summer's over. Hope everyone enjoyed.

Speaker 1 That was a hell of a run, Sam. Thank you.
That's a good one. Thank you.

Speaker 4 Thank you very much. All right.

Speaker 1 Really ate into our

Speaker 1 wig budget. Those were wigs.

Speaker 4 Can I tell you, yesterday,

Speaker 4 I got a ton of messages on social media, Instagram, Twitter, with people thanking me, thanking us. Thanking us as a group.

Speaker 4 Thanking us for the PSA of turning off the location services, this new feature on Instagram. Now, Greg, I don't, Greg, I'll just ask you.
You got the Graham?

Speaker 1 I'm on Instagram, but not actively.

Speaker 4 Okay, so you're probably okay.

Speaker 1 Others do that for me.

Speaker 4 But Tony, see, Tony wasn't here yesterday.

Speaker 1 I have no idea what's going on, boys.

Speaker 4 Okay, well, we're going to help you out now, man. I got a ton of messages from people yesterday.
Zaslow, thank you so much for telling me about this. I'm turning the location off right now.

Speaker 4 On your Instagram, they instituted a new feature.

Speaker 4 I think it was like six or seven days ago where there's there's you can click on a map on the direct messages and on the map it shows like go to your direct messages on Twitter and one of the features up top will be a map and you click on the map and it'll show you where everyone of your friends is located in the moment including maybe yourself and not just like what city you're in but it'll take you to the direct address like to your home it's essentially like google maps and you could see where the person is.

Speaker 4 Who the hell needs that, right? You don't want that.

Speaker 1 I don't like that.

Speaker 4 You don't like that? Of course you don't like that. What are you?

Speaker 1 Asian.

Speaker 4 Yeah, you don't like that. So everyone in this room was shook, yes, especially Jeremy.
He was really upset. He was really shook.
And people were learning.

Speaker 1 Everyone in the room.

Speaker 4 Look, Greg, everyone is double checking right now.

Speaker 1 I'm checking.

Speaker 4 To make sure that they don't have this on. You do.

Speaker 1 You're checking.

Speaker 1 That's funny. What am I looking for? Exactly.
A map logo? What am I looking for?

Speaker 4 yeah just just go to google and put greg's location and turn it off

Speaker 1 size i will say i haven't updated the app though the instagram app in the last week oh so you may you may

Speaker 4 i don't have it i don't see the map i'm looking through like my dms with lewis and i don't see anything okay all right so i made it off the hook but the thing is if i update it then all of a sudden then it shows up well but at least you know now you know you got the heads up that's a hot tip right there all right you got the hot tip to turn that off so i got a ton of messages from people yesterday who were so grateful that we put this PSA out there.

Speaker 4 Greg, you don't want people to be on like Instagram and they're friends with Greg Cody on Instagram and then they see where you live?

Speaker 1 I don't want my relatives and friends to know where I live. There you go.

Speaker 1 But I've said before on this air, there's no privacy anymore. Everybody's looking at all times.
Everybody can find out where you are. You know, they're tracking your car.

Speaker 1 I mean, it's like Big Brother is watching. That was a fortuitous novel generations ago and it turned out to be true.
Everybody's watching us.

Speaker 4 So it was a little bit scary yesterday, but I feel like we helped people out that if you don't want to be found i don't want you to be found right that's what the bottom line is jeremy you have a gift for greg cody today i do

Speaker 1 we had a a fun conversation on the show uh the other day where greg revealed that his first date was to Pizza Hut and he sat on the same side of the booth as his now wife

Speaker 4 was that a planned move or was it like when you were walking up to the booth and she sits down first of course because you're a gentleman and you're like you know what?

Speaker 4 I'm just going right in like was it was it a planned move or it was just on the spot?

Speaker 1 It was me trying to be romantic trying to do the right thing. I barely knew her at this time.
So you're on the outside correct. She sits down and you pin her in.

Speaker 1 So I'm trying to think in a split second.

Speaker 4 So get up in that microphone.

Speaker 1 I'm trying to think in a split second what would she want? Like what should I do? Because I was flummo.

Speaker 4 So when you were thinking what would she want? Your thought was me right next to her.

Speaker 1 Right. Okay.
Yeah, and so that we couldn't look at each other and talk. We had to go like this and talk to each other.
And since then, she was polite on that date.

Speaker 1 I don't think she mentioned anything. Yeah, she makes fun of him to this day.
Oh, after the fact. Anytime she sees like another couple doing it, she's like, your dad did that on the first date.

Speaker 1 Was that a weird... I know.
I mean, we learned to laugh about it, but at the time, it was pretty awkward. Well, ultimately.
I've never done that again, never. Greg, it was a huge story.

Speaker 1 It impacted me. I was really moved by this first date.
And so I was scrolling Twitter. One of my favorite accounts is Shirts That Go Hard.

Speaker 1 And there was this little beauty that I just felt I had to get for you. So Greg, with the Pizza Hut logo, it says

Speaker 1 biggest slut at the hut. Wow.

Speaker 1 This is just for you. I'm going to go ahead and walk it into the studio if you want to throw it on.
Look, this is a gift from me to you. For Greg.
For Greg. Cody.
Not for Christ. This is for you.

Speaker 4 You're not calling Chris's mother a slut at the game.

Speaker 1 No, I'm calling Greg the game.

Speaker 4 Wait a minute.

Speaker 1 Greg, you ignorant slut.

Speaker 1 Biggest slut at the hut. Like Cody.
No, I'm going to bring this into you. This is for you.
Your size and everything. I reached out to Christopher.
Nobody. Come bring that in here.
Come on. Let's go.

Speaker 1 An honor. Look at that.

Speaker 4 A big shirt. It's got the Pizza Hut logo.
Could be a little copyright infringement there.

Speaker 1 I'm not sure. Yeah, don't worry about that.
Don't worry about that. Don't worry about that.
Copyright. Nope, there.
You're good. You own it.
You can use that now. That's yours, playoff.

Speaker 1 Good move. Good value management.
Look at this thing.

Speaker 4 Look at that.

Speaker 1 Greg, you got to put it on like the guys at the Heat Games where they put the jersey on over the shirt. You got to put it on over that shirt so you have the collar.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 Over the headphones, So you have the collar coming out of the shirt. Okay.
When's the last time you were called a slut, Greg? Yeah. I don't know that I ever have been.
Really? Yeah.

Speaker 1 For you. Isn't that a word applied to women and what was yours? I was just saying.
What was your sluttiest year? It was a quality here, all right? Come on. Men can be sluts.

Speaker 1 What was your sluttiest year?

Speaker 1 When I dumped my longtime girlfriend to pick up your mother. Oh, hey.
What is long time? I've been dating

Speaker 1 several years.

Speaker 4 And you dumped her specifically because you wanted to.

Speaker 1 I was smitten. How about that? And my future wife also dumped her boyfriend of long-standing.
So you both cheated. You can't hear me.
Yeah, it was just before or after the Pizza Hut situation.

Speaker 1 I don't think Greg can hear you.

Speaker 4 Was this

Speaker 4 before or after the romance at Pizza Hut?

Speaker 1 Before.

Speaker 4 Before. Okay.
Wait a minute.

Speaker 1 So you went on a date with mom before you. Wait, let me wait till you put this.
That looks good. You went on you, Greg.
With mom before you officially broke up with your ex? Is that what I'm hearing?

Speaker 1 No, I think we'd broken up first. Okay.
Yeah. So there was no cheating.
Like, who cheated more? You or mom?

Speaker 1 When you were together?

Speaker 1 We were cheating with each other, so it's like a tie. That's what I mean.
So you died both. You were cheating.
Nice. The two biggest sluts at the.

Speaker 1 No, it was controversy at the time. Wow.

Speaker 1 Did you almost get into a physical altercation with her ex?

Speaker 1 No, but we actually became awkward friends. I know.
Didn't he like visit us once and like slept at our house? Yeah. Yeah, that was weird.
I remember thinking that was weird.

Speaker 1 At like 18, my mom, like, yeah, my ex-boyfriend's going to be staying with us for a couple days. And

Speaker 1 right after the breakup, we were both tennis players at the time, and we played tennis.

Speaker 1 For mom? It was a real challenge, no, man. No,

Speaker 1 the guy and me. No, for mom.
Like, you played tennis. No, no, no.
Is it doubles, singles? It was singles, and I top partners. I'd already won your mother.

Speaker 1 What surface? It was a hard surface at FAU. Of course, it was.
And it was,

Speaker 1 but he hit a hard shot that hit me right in the private region. And for years, like, I was worried that it was an issue down there because.

Speaker 1 For years? What made you think that, Greg? What made you think?

Speaker 1 Were things working all right? Everything was coming out normal. Painful.
Was this intentional? There was a time when.

Speaker 4 Yeah, did the ball hit you on a bounce or straight? It hit me straight. Also, maybe it did on purpose.

Speaker 1 I'm not alleging that, but I am implying it. Pre-Christopher, post-Christopher.

Speaker 1 Oh, pre-from Christopher. Did it hit the twig or the berries? It hit the berries.

Speaker 1 That's why he's worried. That's why he was worried for 10 years.
For a couple of years after that, one berry was noticeably bigger than the other. Really?

Speaker 1 Which concerned me, but I had it looked into and it was okay.

Speaker 1 Doc said everything good, yeah. Barry Bonds, well done.
Yes, so everything's good. Nice shirt, though.
Thank you so much, Jeremy. Jeremy is so thoughtful.
What a wonderful person.

Speaker 1 He gave you a shirt that's calling you a slut. I know, but still,

Speaker 1 to celebrate the moment. It's fun.

Speaker 1 I'm still confused about this dynamic in this relationship. So there's just a sleepover one day.
Yeah,

Speaker 1 why didn't he visit us?

Speaker 1 Because your mother has continued an open relationship? Yeah, whereas I and my girlfriend have not continued. I've Googled her occasionally.

Speaker 1 Is she still with us? She is still with us. Is that what you do? You Google access just to make sure you're doing better? No, not to make it.
Like, where is she living? What's she doing?

Speaker 1 She's got two grown daughters. She's on Instagram now, yeah.
Yeah, so you do that kind of thing. She's got a podcast?

Speaker 1 No, she's the only one in America who doesn't. Are you doing better than her? I don't know how to define better.
Yes, you do. No.
But you have a podcast she doesn't, so.

Speaker 1 Well, she worked at a prominent southern university, had a good job. I don't know whether she's still working or retired.
That's how old I am. We should get her as a guest on the Greg Cody show.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 That would be weird. No, we should actually.

Speaker 1 We haven't spoken

Speaker 1 40 years.

Speaker 1 Mom's still close with their ex, so we could have him on. Well, he would be on.
Yeah. That doesn't bother you.
What? No.

Speaker 1 No, it doesn't bother me in the least. He's a nice guy.
How many green eyeshade awards does she have? I don't know that she's won one.

Speaker 1 But as Lebatard casually said i forget whether i won one or not did i win one or two and turns out he won two to one up me that's okay no resentment no it's all good

Speaker 1 biggest slut at the hut

Speaker 1 why did they make shirts like this what does this even mean i don't know if people will buy it's implied i don't think it's very deep shirts to go hard

Speaker 4 you know what it means like there's not you know what that is

Speaker 1 it is a saying it is yeah all the kids are saying it these days biggest slut at the hut yeah wow It's on TikTok. Pop culture lexicon fixture.

Speaker 1 Wow. See, I didn't.
We're messing with you. We're messing with.
I've never heard the phrase until I saw it there, and I find it contextually supplementary.

Speaker 4 But that's yours now. Now, you have to be careful how often you use it because I don't know if you heard.
Maybe it was when you were taking your headphones off. Billy owns the rights.

Speaker 1 Yeah, but it's okay. I granted it to you.
Yeah, you're good. Okay.
Don't worry. Are you sure? I'll have you sign a disclaimer after the show.
You should take a selfie and send it to Erlene.

Speaker 1 Say, look what I got. I should, actually.

Speaker 1 Remember the days? I am going to do that. Next break, I'll send it to her.
If she gets back to me, it'll be a laugh because she'll probably know what this means. I think she'll get it, yeah.
Yeah.

Speaker 1 Okay, I hope so. Wait,

Speaker 1 what does it mean? What happened at the HUT?

Speaker 1 I think it will just reel her mind back to that day and our first date and

Speaker 1 what happened after that date? Was there like a movie after?

Speaker 1 Let's talk baseball terms. What base are we thinking?

Speaker 4 Well, what year are we here? We've got to understand the times.

Speaker 1 What year are we here?

Speaker 1 I would say we had just broken up with our partners

Speaker 1 a couple of weeks earlier.

Speaker 4 Was it one of those where it's like, hey, I broke up with my girlfriend?

Speaker 1 Hey, I broke up with my boyfriend.

Speaker 1 I don't remember the chronology of that particular thing, but I do remember there was a campus bar called a Rath Skuller. Oh, yeah.
We all called it the Rat. Ah, the Rat.
And

Speaker 1 our first real date, just one-on-one, was at the Rath Skuller, but the Pizza Hut was the first one where we were like off campus and more of a couple type date.

Speaker 1 What did you just do with your fingers there? You know, more of a couple type date. Ooh, okay.
So some light fingering. Nice.
No, not yet. No? No.

Speaker 1 First date.

Speaker 1 I mean, Chris, you want to vomit.

Speaker 1 We're not talking about at Pizza Hut. We're talking about after.

Speaker 1 How many dates until that happened?

Speaker 4 Isn't it so great?

Speaker 1 You were having.

Speaker 1 Yeah.

Speaker 1 Sallywag. So I guess they don't just give out that shirt.
As a coxman.

Speaker 4 So you were how old at that time? Like, you're in college. So how old are you? 19, 20?

Speaker 1 I would say 19 or 20.

Speaker 4 Okay, 19 or 20 years old. You're on a first date.
You want to impress the girl. You took her to Pizza Hut, which I think is a great move, but still.

Speaker 1 At the time, it was a better move.

Speaker 4 But still, it's Pizza Hut. It's so funny when you go back and you think about the place.
Like, I remember where I used to take girls on a date when I was in college.

Speaker 4 Like, restaurants that you thought were like, ooh, this is a nice place. Like, I...

Speaker 1 Olive Garden. Olive Garden was a great spot to take a big one.

Speaker 4 Let's go to a nice Italian restaurant, you know, on a date. Like, I took a girl one time in Gainesville.
Went to a nice steakhouse. You want to know which steakhouse that was? Sizzler.

Speaker 1 Outback. Yeah.
Went to a really nice steakhouse. No rules just right.
Yeah. Outback.

Speaker 1 Wow. She was impressed, I bet.
Have you had the Matzies at Outback, by the way? No way. Yeah, dude.
The fried boomerangs? They're really good.

Speaker 1 Makes it tough to have a cheese pool, you know, because it's unconventional.

Speaker 1 It's V-shaped. It's like a boomerang.
Yeah, that's weird. Do they still have the Bloomin' Onion?

Speaker 4 That's their go-to. Is it still?

Speaker 1 I mean, 20 years ago. I don't know.
I have a lot of fun. The fried boomerang boomerang

Speaker 1 batter that they use.

Speaker 1 Same batter as a bloomin' onion. So is the rat scaler like a chain? Because that's like a thing at UM, too, the rat.

Speaker 4 Oh, yeah, I thought you were talking about UM, actually.

Speaker 1 Oh, yeah. No.

Speaker 1 FAU had one as well. FIU had a rat scaler too.
I don't know if they still do, but they did when I was

Speaker 1 chilies too. Going to online classes there.
The one at FAU was like a vag as you might gather from the name, was like a vaguely German type feel, you know.

Speaker 1 Yeah.

Speaker 1 Why are you dancing when you say that? No, I went to

Speaker 1 the last time I went to the Rad Scaler. There's a brand new Rad Scaler at UM, but I went to like the old one.
It was for the SummerSlam that

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I think Rey Mysterio also debuted and had a banger against Kurt Angle. Yeah, we all remember that one.
Yeah.

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Speaker 1 who is five years younger, ended up signing with Cincinnati. Like, Darren Waller.
That would have been, that would have got us excited. Noah Font.
I mean, he's not bad, though.

Speaker 1 But more than Darren Waller. But more than Darren Waller.
Well, I think it's just about having someone who could play the position. Or could play at all.

Speaker 1 I mean, you know, the old saying, the best ability is availability. When you sign a guy who hasn't played in two years and he's immediately hurt.

Speaker 4 Well, no, he's not hurt. It's just he's not ready.

Speaker 1 Okay. You know? He said two years to get ready.
What are you doing?

Speaker 1 Not playing football, not getting ready. He was retired.
Okay, yeah. But now he's back.
Making music. You figure that he's working out on his own.

Speaker 1 He's trying to get his body up to conditioning, right? You're out of football for two years.

Speaker 1 Your cardiovascular is not going to be the same thing.

Speaker 1 So I get the point of holding him out of joint practice to see under your roof to see how he's going to fight and figure out how to be an NFL tight end again. So I'm not super worried.

Speaker 1 Did he have like any intention of playing football? Like it seems like they just knocked us out of the way. He came out of nowhere.
By the way, we just traded for you. Like you're back.

Speaker 4 He came out of nowhere. Like what

Speaker 1 is the point of this if this is going to be such a to-do and like such an effort just to get him on the field and you have no idea if he's going to be good or not? And by the way, may I say, John U.

Speaker 1 Smith, who they traded, had a great season, the former FIU payment. It was a career season for him.
He had a great season last year.

Speaker 1 In fact, I may have been the only one, but I actually voted for him as the team's offensive MVP. Wow.
You know, so that was a big deal.

Speaker 1 And when they traded him, that left a big void that they absolutely have not filled. Well, that was a money thing, though.
They didn't want to pay. No, no, no.
It wasn't because they were unhappy.

Speaker 1 They just didn't want to pay him what he wanted. Exactly.
But sometimes you've got to balance what you really need the most.

Speaker 1 You got to want to learn. Exactly.

Speaker 1 I actually think that's the biggest thing this season is last year, defenses were like, you're not going deep on us.

Speaker 1 And because of that, Jon U Smith ate all season because teams were just like, go ahead, take it. I want to see Mike McDaniel adjust this year.

Speaker 1 Can he get Waddle and Tyreek back to that with these deep, like adjust to the adjustment? Right.

Speaker 1 Because that, like, if our tight end is having another good season this year, that's probably not a great sign for the Dolphins.

Speaker 1 It just felt like he's been out schemed offensively where he's like, all right, we're going to do deep ends. Nobody's going to see it coming.

Speaker 1 And then remember that game where the Chargers just dropped back their linebackers and then all of a sudden it was like, oh, Tyreek can't get open. Like, what's going on here?

Speaker 1 Waddle's kind of always hurt every game going in and out. And now you look at Tyreek Hill off the field issues.
Now you look at kind of his decline. He's what, 31 years old now?

Speaker 1 He's had a lot of miles on him. Is he going to play to the level that he's been playing the last two, three, four years in this system?

Speaker 1 Tua can't go deep because the offensive line doesn't give him enough time. Like, where's the scheme win here?

Speaker 1 If I'm McDaniel, if I'm that offense, I'm throwing quick slants to Waddle in space and allowing him to use his speed.

Speaker 1 I'm pitching the ball out to A-chan rather than running him up the middle as if he's 230 pounds.

Speaker 1 There are ways to utilize somebody's speed by giving it to them in space, which they haven't done a lot in the past year.

Speaker 4 I hate doing the whole, you know,

Speaker 4 jumping off what Tony was just saying about being outskiened, I hate doing the whole, oh, he didn't make adjustments, you know, the coach, McDaniel, has got to make adjustments.

Speaker 4 He's clearly a defense. They figured out the Dolphins.

Speaker 4 We don't know what's going on in the halftime adjustment.

Speaker 4 Maybe they gave adjustments and the players weren't carrying it out properly.

Speaker 4 We don't know what adjustments are being made or not being made, but I will say, had an entire offseason now to figure out why defenses were week in and week out.

Speaker 4 able to stop what was once an incredible Dolphins offense.

Speaker 4 Like, we better get to this season after an entire offseason of him being able to look at what went wrong last year and better not be seeing that again.

Speaker 1 I mean, mean, two years ago, Mike McDaniel is a wonderkind of the league. They have the most exciting offense in the NFL.
They just scored 70 points on Denver. They're the talk of the league.

Speaker 1 Now he's a yammer. Two years later, well, yeah, his acting's so cute when they're not so good anymore, you know? Yeah.
Which we called at the time. Chris Cody called it.
I was like, I love this now.

Speaker 1 This won't be cute. And I'll tell you, it's not.

Speaker 4 It's not.

Speaker 1 Every answer, I'm like, what did he just say? Well, the thing with him, too, though, like, every time you bring in someone new, they now need to learn this offensive scheme.

Speaker 1 And then then they're trying to catch up and they're not on the same page well tyreek hill's going into his fourth year with the dolphins and the first day of camp he said i'm finally starting to understand the offense that's insane like that there's been so many crazy quotes at dolphins training camp this offseason you're like this does not feel like this season is going to go well like it does to it just found his voice it's like he's been a captain for like three years 280 million dollar deal now he's fighting like just now him and tyreek are on the same page like what's going on here?

Speaker 4 Well, I don't know that they're on the same page.

Speaker 1 I mean, well, I have evidence that suggested they were on the same page when Tyreek Hill had one of the great seasons of all time for this franchise. I'm going to come out and say this, theorize.

Speaker 1 Might not be super bright.

Speaker 1 Tyreek Hill.

Speaker 1 Just there's enough. You may dub it circumstantial, but I think it's mounting.
You're going to take the under?

Speaker 1 Yeah. On intelligence.
Yeah. I'm going under.
Wow. Okay.

Speaker 4 It's just, the Darren Waller thing is reminding me, it feels like the Dolphins have done this before, where they go out and they get the guy and they give him money and he does literally like they got taken for a ride.

Speaker 1 I hear you. And usually that is a sign to a player that has expectation.
This guy hasn't played football in a while.

Speaker 1 And I think Greg hit Dan with a hard dose of reality when people got excited about seeing Darren Waller.

Speaker 1 He's a former all-pro had a tremendous couple of seasons at the tight end position, but he's quick to remind us, like, this guy, last time we saw him in a football uniform, he wasn't always available and he wasn't certainly effective.

Speaker 1 And it's been a couple of years since then. And on social media, it's kind of a punchline because of the rap career.
Why?

Speaker 1 attach any sort of expectation to this guy if he makes a team it'd be against the odds the the dolphins did the same thing a couple of years ago with odell beckham last year was it just last year

Speaker 4 it was that forgettable yeah it was

Speaker 1 it was and and but yet it's the same story you're trying to resurrect and exhume the ashes of a career that's what it reminds me of yeah it reminds me of beckham who totally took them for a rot like they paid him i don't know it was at least ten million dollars they they paid him and he told he had nine catches last year right but again he was playing football the year prior like he was in the super bowl and got hurt the year prior so it's like the he actually was playing do you think darren you figure chris greer mike mcdaniel all these guys in the front office called darren waller and said hey we're thinking of making something happen here.

Speaker 1 Are you ready to go? It's not one of the kid on his couch where he's like pointing at himself like, wait, me? I love that me. You guys are picking me up.
I haven't played football. I don't know.

Speaker 1 I'm rapping. What do you have to do?

Speaker 1 It's a cross-your-fingers signing. You know, it's just hoping upon hope that somebody who used to have for a couple of years, pretty good, five years later, still good? Probably not.

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Speaker 4 Speaking of Odell Beckham, you guys see what happened with Odell Beckham yesterday?

Speaker 1 No. What now?

Speaker 1 So,

Speaker 1 did I get got to?

Speaker 4 So, Odell Beckham

Speaker 4 was in, I wouldn't call it a Twitter beef, but he got a little riled up on Twitter yesterday, Odell Beckham Jr., because Adam Schefter tweeted out, although, no, wait, hold on a second.

Speaker 4 That's Adam Schelfer, all right? Adam Schelfer.

Speaker 1 Oh, wow, this got me. That's right.

Speaker 4 Adam Schelfer tweeted out, after 10 seasons in the NFL, Odell Beckham Jr. has decided to retire.
Beckham Jr. played for the Giants, Browns, Rams, Ravens, and Dolphins.
He announced Tuesday.

Speaker 4 And attached to Adam Schelfer's tweet is a picture of, I assume it's Odell Beckham, his back's to us.

Speaker 4 It's a sweet picture of Odell Beckham with, I also assume it's his son, and they're sitting on the parking lot outside MetLife Stadium. Which, can I tell you something?

Speaker 4 I was at MetLife Stadium last week, and that place is a dump. But anyway, you got Adam Shelfer who tweets that out, and then Odell Beckham responds directly to the Adam Shelfer account.

Speaker 4 And he responds with, no, seriously, please stop reading everything on the internet and stop texting me happy retirement before you piss me off that will get no response i promise you the day i'm done i will let you know again if you text me happy retirement i'm just gonna have to block you thanks

Speaker 1 this was a smart job by whoever runs that account because they put an adorable picture of him and what looks like his son looking at the state so like that got all my attention

Speaker 1 I'd never even like got to like, oh, let me make sure. Because it seems so harmless.
It got me. 100%.
I didn't retweet it, but I saw it and thought he was retired.

Speaker 1 The reason that ruse worked is that, and I don't know if it did, but the reason it worked.

Speaker 4 Well, no, it did because Adam Shelfer's tweet was

Speaker 4 engaged with 4.4 million times.

Speaker 1 Wow. Okay.
So

Speaker 1 the reason it worked is that Odell Beckham Jr. is the perfect example if you're playing the game retired or not retired.
You know, he's. It's like the timing you would expect him to retire about now.

Speaker 1 Like he's trying to get a job this offseason. He He can't.
I'm going to retire. And there are certain players around the league who are in that category.

Speaker 1 Ooh, you want to like maybe Darren Waller?

Speaker 1 Darren Waller would have been one. Should the Greg Cody show get out there with a fake report? Retired or not retired?

Speaker 1 Should we put out Greg Cody has retired and it'll picture me and you looking at the Kaseya Center? That would be funny with our back to the camera on Unrecreate the Hunter.

Speaker 4 Should be the two of you outside High Live.

Speaker 1 On an empty parking lot.

Speaker 1 Draft on Monday, Chris. Lock in.
You guys got to get Manu again? Don't Manu is back. Oh, my lord.
Manu is back.

Speaker 1 You guys don't get how it works. You don't understand.
You got to fire Mike Fuente. You guys fire Mike Fuente.

Speaker 1 From your lips. How old is Manu? Is he like 45?

Speaker 1 That's the prime. Fuentes, yes? That's a prime for

Speaker 1 an elite

Speaker 1 card player. Really? I think you got to hire Joey.
Like, bring back Joey. Bring back my friend? No, the famous highlight Joey.

Speaker 1 So do you get one keeper and you kept Manu again? We have more than one keeper. We brought back Kenyaki, who was great for us, number 69 in the programs, number one in your hearts.

Speaker 1 We just brought back two players. We had the top pick because we were the worst team.

Speaker 1 Manu would have been the number one team. What do you think a big problem is?

Speaker 4 Players or ownership?

Speaker 1 Players.

Speaker 1 Yeah,

Speaker 1 players,

Speaker 1 definitely the players. But ownership did take some account of that.

Speaker 1 But you also draft essentially the same team, except like two people every season. And you're surprised that you get the same result as well.
There are five teams in in the league. It's hard.

Speaker 1 And there's 26 guys in the league. Like, what do you want from them? Yeah, like, there are guys on our team that we wanted to bring back that are good, but we had to change something up.

Speaker 1 We've made plenty of tough decisions. Yeah, it's hard.
Oh, I'd like to hear one of these. I mean, we've let, Carballo, we had to let go a couple seasons.
So, how does that know? This season, Bueno.

Speaker 1 That was a really tough one. He was like our next captain in waiting.

Speaker 4 When you let him go,

Speaker 4 how does that go down?

Speaker 1 Tell him, no, Bueno. I owe him a conversation.
We send in the email of who we're keeping, and he's not on it. No, but I do hope.

Speaker 4 Look, definitely not a coward's way of doing that.

Speaker 1 No, I've done that. I've had heartbreaking conversations.
I've had a pull Carballo aside through tears.

Speaker 1 I learned my lesson like year one when at the draft, I like dapped up some guy. I was like, we're going to get you tonight.
And then we didn't. And he didn't make the league.
Why did you do that?

Speaker 1 Well, just because I thought we were looking at him as our late round pick and it just didn't work out.

Speaker 4 Billy, he wants them to like him.

Speaker 1 Right. But I don't even, like, you had the heartbreak.
It was more just like

Speaker 1 I hit him with like, we're hoping for you you today. But what it's not like he's moving.

Speaker 1 He just puts on instead of a what is the team called now he's a cyclones jersey instead of a cyclones jersey puts on a wall warrior jersey. No, now he lives in the same house.
It's the same thing.

Speaker 1 He didn't make the league.

Speaker 1 He didn't make the league. He was one of a floating player that like replaces injured guys.
Taxi squad. Taxi squad.
Okay.

Speaker 1 So you were fighting to keep someone that isn't even good enough to make the league. I told the guy

Speaker 1 I was hopeful we would take him in the late round and we ended up getting

Speaker 1 about Carballo. My bad.
Oh, Carballo? No, Carballo is now medically retired. What a good career for Carballo.
Electric on that.

Speaker 1 Cyclone legend. Cyclone legend.
He's young. Yeah, I know.
And you saw how he played the game. He never took a repo.
He was tough.

Speaker 4 As an owner of a team, do you feel like sometimes you let emotion play too big of a role in your decision-making? Yes.

Speaker 1 Manu's been on the team for 17 years.

Speaker 1 Manu was good. He won a championship one time, late seasons in a season.

Speaker 1 There are two seasons in a season. He's the best backquarter in the world.
He's the babe Ruth of that league. Your team, by the way, has gone downhill ever since I last appeared at a game.

Speaker 1 Yeah, when you fainted. Yeah, when you collapsed.
I collapsed. I thought you were in my bank.
That's not true. We did make a final after that.
Did you? Yeah, we had a second-place finish.

Speaker 1 Is the league still recycling borderline former UM Hurricanes? There are some. Well, they weren't borderline former UM Hurricanes.
That's a weird sentence. They were former.

Speaker 1 We were talking about Jedden.

Speaker 1 And Tennessee. Don't forget him.
Rock won a national championship. No, Rock won a national championship with Miami Hurricanes.
What position did Rock play? He was a pitcher.

Speaker 1 Wow. Oh, baseball.
That made more baseball. I was like picturing football.
I'm like, that guy's lumbering. Can I ask a rude question that we're all thinking?

Speaker 1 You guys headed into the draft now next week, right? And you put in your keepers. Manu's a keeper again for you guys.
Kimyaki too.

Speaker 1 And that was a great draft pick. Okay, but like, and you've seen the results and the bit of the falloff over the past couple seasons.
Do you guys ever go and say, listen, Manu,

Speaker 1 we love you.

Speaker 1 We got to work on your training regimen here. Like,

Speaker 1 we got to talk some conditioning. We got to work into this.
It's just. Saz, he's a bit of a bigger guy.
We're far off from. Think of like a Movon type.
No, that's disrespectful.

Speaker 1 Well, Movon won an MVP. Disrespectful to who? Much like Manu did.
It's got Dan vibes. Yeah,

Speaker 1 little girl. Okay, now imagine Dan playing highlight.
Backcourt, you don't need as much mobility in the background. Incredible posture, though.
I haven't seen a spine this straight in quite some time.

Speaker 1 Greatest hands.

Speaker 1 Greatest hands in Palota history.

Speaker 1 That's often the criticism for Manu, but he he is certifiably the best backcourt player in the world. He's not the problem.

Speaker 1 If someone else had the number one pick and we didn't freeze Manu, guess who the number one pick would be?

Speaker 4 Manu.

Speaker 1 So we're keeping Manu. He is a Cyclone Lifer.
He is not the issue at all.

Speaker 1 I know by this picture, you may be formulating some opinions. That guy is the heart and soul.
of

Speaker 1 the cyclone franchise.

Speaker 4 Now, it says WP 20%. I imagine that's some kind of stat.

Speaker 1 I think that's a winning percentage.

Speaker 1 That seems rough. I mean, that seems awful.
Yeah, we mean. You guys don't know politics.
You guys don't know how difficult it is to go against Gocheri. You just don't.
And

Speaker 1 this guy performs very well against Gocheri.

Speaker 4 I mean, are you afraid of a time where you're going to show up to one of the games and the crowds are going to be chanting for new ownership?

Speaker 1 I mean,

Speaker 1 we've had... How many come to Jesus meetings have we had? Wow, that's too many.
Three. Three come to Jesus meetings.
Do you guys get lost? Like, what's going on? Three come to Jesus meetings.

Speaker 1 Look, man, we made really tough decisions this time. We have the number one pick.
So hopefully

Speaker 1 this will be the start of the tournament.

Speaker 1 That's our horse right there. Look at him.
I will say that despite the recent seasons where we're not living up to the standard, the gold standard that this franchise established. Which is what?

Speaker 1 We'll be back. Championship.
We won the championship the first season. We are the crown jewel of Battle Court.
We're.

Speaker 4 So when you say you won the championship your first season, is it possible like you won it because, hey, a team was given to you like in a good, you know, scenario?

Speaker 1 No, no, we were. We began.

Speaker 1 You got the team and you won the championship right away and now after many years of ownership you're once again number one you know who i think we miss i'll say it mike manny yeah the first couple seasons we had manny who's like 72 years old yeah but he's just one of the most is he available he's kind of been around in the drafts he's always one of these guys he never gets kept but he's just like a guy you want yeah number one pick maybe no we don't we don't know police who are the eyes on who's the number one pick you have the number you could say it no one else can take the person

Speaker 1 who is it if you freeze

Speaker 1 yeah we took manu with our number one pick so you don't have the number one pick. Well, we do.
Like, we could have unfrozen Manu and just taken Manu.

Speaker 1 We have the freeze. We don't know political.
We have to freeze. So we use a freeze.
Let me give you guys some free advice. Oh, boy.
Okay. And I'm being half serious.

Speaker 1 You fainted the last game you went to. No, no.
Listen.

Speaker 4 He was so excited.

Speaker 1 He was excited. Get a guy.

Speaker 1 There are a bevy of retired athletes who live down here, okay? And this is partly publicity stunt, but partly smart. A tryout.
Hire somebody, sign somebody like Ocho Cinco, just as a way to play.

Speaker 1 I like this idea. You know, it would be great publicity.
He's an athlete. He would probably like to do it as a lark.
He could learn High Lai in about a minute and a half.

Speaker 1 Such a dangerously difficult sport. This sport is not easy.
Also, well over our budget, pal. Well, you don't know.
He might do it. I know what our budget is, which is presently zero dollars.

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