Local Hour: The Haves vs. The Have-Nots

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Speaker 10 Billy, why were you so excited by your Bezos sighting or your Bezos reporting?

Speaker 10 I don't think you actually cited him, but we are now treating a rich man like he is a very giant celebrity just because he is- He is a celebrity.

Speaker 15 Is he not a celebrity?

Speaker 10 No, but it's just because he makes a lot of money. Like, he's not famous for anything else.
He's just famous for being rich.

Speaker 17 Well, I mean, he's not famous just for being rich.

Speaker 18 He's not like Kim Kardashian, right?

Speaker 17 I mean, I guess he's famous for other things too, but like he, you know, he's a businessman. He figured out how to, you know, bookstores are dying.

Speaker 21 I don't know if you heard. Bookstores are dying everywhere in part because of him.

Speaker 18 But bookstores are dying everywhere.

Speaker 21 And he said, you know what?

Speaker 17 I have this online bookstore, but also I can send you a stapler and i can have it to you by 10 a.m tomorrow magic yeah it's incredible and this is a man that you know everybody knows one of the world's richest men and uh i was sent an article i don't know why i was sent an article by my father who saw it the miami herald wrote this article jeff bezos unfortunately his mother passed away a few weeks ago

Speaker 17 And the article wasn't about his mother eulogy. It was more a story about how his mother's funeral, again, one of the world's richest men, most famous men who grew up down here.

Speaker 19 His mother's funeral was at the funeral home next to Tropical Park, Caballero River.

Speaker 13 No. Yeah.

Speaker 1 No.

Speaker 17 Same place that

Speaker 18 my grandparents' funerals were.

Speaker 15 Mayabuleida is buried there. Yeah.

Speaker 1 Well, she's not

Speaker 14 buried there. It'd be weird under a building.

Speaker 21 It's a funeral home.

Speaker 1 Oh, no, I'm sorry.

Speaker 11 The one right by Tropical Park.

Speaker 21 Yeah, so

Speaker 19 the wake was there, and there was almost like paparazzi photos of him going in with his new wife into this, you know, just funeral home where a lot of old Cuban people for the most part just go and uh have their wakes.

Speaker 10 We need to send Tony over there to do a live uh hit from over there so people can see what it is the Caballero funeral home actually is.

Speaker 2 Not to make this like morbid, but like that's also where Jose Fernandez's wake was. It's a who's who of you know, famous wakes.

Speaker 15 Wow,

Speaker 10 exactly where I thought we were starting today.

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Speaker 23 Hey.

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Speaker 13 It's time to put on a suit and roll out the carpet

Speaker 13 rank up the tube and gather nail.

Speaker 22 It's the best time of the year,

Speaker 22 so keep your dial right here.

Speaker 22 It's me and you and me again, and the Sueys,

Speaker 28 The greatest of life's mistakes and best revelations

Speaker 28 brought to you by the greatest fear.

Speaker 22 It's the best time of the year,

Speaker 22 so keep your dial right here.

Speaker 22 It's me and you and me again and the Suez.

Speaker 13 And every day you're gonna go to a website

Speaker 22 to vote on the sounds that brought you cheer

Speaker 22 Cause it's the best time of the year

Speaker 22 So keep your dial right here

Speaker 22 It's me

Speaker 22 and you

Speaker 22 It's me again and it's you

Speaker 22 it's me, and you, and me again

Speaker 22 at the suit.

Speaker 22 That kind of thing,

Speaker 10 Chris, Chris, were you looking at your father's face throughout all of that? Like, your father is never happier, never more radiant than when something is about him.

Speaker 10 That is as happy as I have seen your father. Tell me the last time that you were that happy at your son's wedding?

Speaker 30 I mean, isn't that human nature? You know,

Speaker 30 I'm featured. I hear my voice singing.
What could be better?

Speaker 31 Were you watching your son's wedding video after the fact thinking to yourself, man, this should have been more me? Yeah.

Speaker 13 Oh, yeah.

Speaker 30 Of course.

Speaker 10 Do your sons, does your wife, do they know that they were raised and love a man who is a serial narcissist this way that makes every single thing about him, including his son's Father's Day, which is now about, should be about your granddaughter.

Speaker 30 See, I blame my late parents. I'm sorry, mom and dad, but they encouraged that.
You know,

Speaker 30 I remember driving around with mom and dad at a very early age, singing the game of love, which was a big hit at the time. What were they encouraging?

Speaker 30 They were encouraging me to perform, you know, to sing, to do little shows for them. And I grew up to be whatever the hell I am.

Speaker 31 They saw you as a star?

Speaker 13 Yeah, I think so.

Speaker 10 i have a clip here of one of my of my dad reading one of the nominees and in this clip it's him reading about himself you can hear kind of like pablo you can hear him smiling while reading a clip about you absolutely you absolutely you when your father is delighted by only himself you can absolutely hear the smile in his voice greg cody dismisses youth sports teams for not earning donations you can hear him like greg cody crushes youth sports team you can hear the the smile.

Speaker 10 The SUI winners are going to be announced today. I suspect that your father has won some.
How long?

Speaker 10 How long is that montage of your father just screwing up all of those SUE readings?

Speaker 32 We have a minute 35 of my dad screwing up all the lines he had to read, and then we have a five and a half minute montage of all the winners.

Speaker 10 All right, well, before we get to the winners, let's just play the montage of, because let's celebrate today because we've got to put the SUIs away.

Speaker 10 And now it's not just that we're sprinting toward football season.

Speaker 10 Pablo's going to drop another Pablo, and it's a bomb like pablo does it well i we can't talk about it yet you'll tell me off air i can't even tell you off air because uh this it's going to be the story of the week though it's going to be a it's going to be a a big pablo drop why don't you trust me bigger bigger than any of previous pablo drops wow we'll see and so that's the expectation and we will see if that happens or if he under delivers oh subject matter i can't tell you that's not even a hint huh yes he's uh but he's he's gonna he is merging with the New York Times and the Athletic.

Speaker 10 And on a football week, I think he's going to have the talk story in sports.

Speaker 17 There's this tension that you yourself have created in this office.

Speaker 18 And I don't know if you're aware of this, Dan. There's very much a case of the haves versus the have-nots.

Speaker 17 And it started today where the haves know what this Pablo story is, and the have-nots do not.

Speaker 2 And it's being talked about, like, oh, we need to plan and do this and that, and we're going to have, and it's going to be this huge thing.

Speaker 3 And then everyone's like, what the hell is going on?

Speaker 25 Does any, do you know?

Speaker 13 I don't know what's going on.

Speaker 1 Yeah, Zaz doesn't know.

Speaker 2 Zaz looked at me.

Speaker 3 He's like, do do you know? I was like, Zaz, buddy, welcome.

Speaker 13 It's not a.

Speaker 31 I thought this was an inclusive place.

Speaker 10 Exclusive. It's not a haves and have-nots story.
It's that evidently it was some work that Samson and Amin had to do with Pablo and for Pablo.

Speaker 10 And so they were, I guess it's not haves and have-nots, but I guess that there were multiple layers to this story.

Speaker 11 Damn, I thought we were definitely doing a have-and-have-not thing.

Speaker 1 I was kind of reveling in it.

Speaker 25 I definitely know.

Speaker 1 Mike's a have.

Speaker 30 Yeah, I don't know.

Speaker 10 No, they didn't want to tell me and i did not want to know i'm left out uh but now i have to get involved because there's there are legal matters and because we're starting something with the new york times and uh because i think pablo's gonna drop a pablo here and i think it's the biggest story pablo has had i know what the story is no you went there i don't know what i i pulled dan aside before the show and we were just talking like how great is it that we know this

Speaker 21 they were talking like we weren't even in the room carl what do you think what are we gonna do for this

Speaker 26 just like what if we weren't even, like we were ghost people, they were talking around us.

Speaker 11 It's crazy.

Speaker 1 We made it seem like Carl knew too, but Carl doesn't know.

Speaker 15 Wow. This is,

Speaker 15 yeah, just

Speaker 13 having

Speaker 16 Ethan asked, why are they saying it?

Speaker 2 I'm like, Ethan, they're afraid you're going to scoop Pablo, bud. That's why they're not saying they don't trust you.

Speaker 11 But Ethan can't be trusted here. I've got to tell you, this was all by design.
This was exactly what Dan was going for.

Speaker 10 So Greg Cody was reading in the Sueys. He was the host of the Suez.
It was a spectacular Sueys, but we're about to leave them behind as we go into football.

Speaker 10 Got a lot to get to with Zaslow because he was in the middle of the big games and his suite. Lucy was in the middle of everything.

Speaker 10 The University of Miami is in the middle of everything. But first, let's just listen to Greg Cody.
He's not always smiling during this. I've seen him enraged.
He yells at his son. I see you, Chris.

Speaker 16 I see you and your dad recreating.

Speaker 21 Jeremy, that's Greg breathing.

Speaker 18 You just asked me. Who's breathing?

Speaker 13 Awesome breathing. Holy cow.
Pardon me for living breathing.

Speaker 22 A little safety blanket.

Speaker 25 It's a nice little reminder. He's still kicking.

Speaker 12 Thank you. Some breathing.

Speaker 30 Thank you. I appreciate that, everybody.

Speaker 10 He was a giant nostril. Why are you winded?

Speaker 13 We are. I'm not winded.

Speaker 11 Hey, you're not allowed to say, Greg, get in front of the mic and then not be okay with the ramifications of that.

Speaker 25 Thank you.

Speaker 30 Thank you very much.

Speaker 30 When I sit back here, everybody yells at me.

Speaker 10 All right, so the

Speaker 13 fair enough.

Speaker 25 Ridiculous.

Speaker 10 You know what? Fair enough. We hadn't accounted for the size of those nostrils.

Speaker 30 Cody nostrils.

Speaker 18 His parents used to encourage him to breathe.

Speaker 13 thank you.

Speaker 30 I've been breathing every day of my life. I don't know about the rest of you.

Speaker 10 Well, yeah, the rest of us have, too.

Speaker 25 Oh, well, what are you complaining about then?

Speaker 2 The pot kettle situation.

Speaker 10 Hank Azaria would tell you that being a voice actor can be hard because of the number of takes of things. And Greg Cody, during the Sueys, this is a lot of work.
He's doing a lot of work.

Speaker 10 He's doing a lot of reading.

Speaker 10 And he's recreating the dynamic I have with my father on television, which is he's getting furious at his son for his son just asking him to keep doing the job a little bit better.

Speaker 10 A father does not like to be corrected like this when he is stubborn and male as Greg Cody is, or as my father is. And so, Greg also gets mad while smiling while reading his name.

Speaker 10 So, let's just hear the mess-ups of Greg Cody.

Speaker 30 You know what? Hang on, hang on, I'm not plugged in yet.

Speaker 34 What is going on with you? Okay, here we go.

Speaker 35 And now, the

Speaker 34 and now the

Speaker 30 and now the hang on

Speaker 30 Stugas dismisses Shohai Otani.

Speaker 35 Hey. What?

Speaker 16 Shohai Otani.

Speaker 30 Tony Kalatiud, Limited Fake Nicola Yokitnan.

Speaker 34 Dan Levatar disrespects Black History Month while talking to PK Suban. Did I pronounce that right?

Speaker 18 PK Suban.

Speaker 34 While talking to PK Suban.

Speaker 30 Greg Cody dismisses youth sports teams for not earning donations.

Speaker 30 Greg Cody dismisses Gary Furman.

Speaker 30 Nobody knows who Gary Furman is. Gary Furman's in the same category as.

Speaker 21 I'll leave that in.

Speaker 10 Please don't.

Speaker 30 How do you want me to pronounce Tatas? Oshia Jackson Jr.

Speaker 4 Oce.

Speaker 27 Pat Ford.

Speaker 10 Is it Ford or Fordy? Forde.

Speaker 30 Steve Kerr. Kerr.
Steve Kerr?

Speaker 4 You don't know Steve Kerr's name?

Speaker 13 I mean, you know, that kind of thing.

Speaker 30 Stormy Daniels.

Speaker 32 Scroll down past laughs.

Speaker 34 Hang on, it's making me jump through hoops here. I gotta...
Hang on.

Speaker 18 Are you jumping through hoops?

Speaker 34 Is that what you're doing? All right.

Speaker 30 Dominique's... Hang on.
Dominique Foxworth played through spinning.

Speaker 32 Dominique's...

Speaker 30 Dominique Foxworth. Diamonds look like pee-pee.
Andrew Sicilian.

Speaker 30 Andrew Sicilano. Sicilano, right? Siciliano.
Ciciliano.

Speaker 25 Perfect. Take the rest of the day off.
Thank you.

Speaker 10 Nobody knows who Gary Furman is.

Speaker 30 You want me to say Tetas or Tetas or? That is not true. I mean, down here they do.

Speaker 10 There's a fake Gary Fuhrman lurking around during Mike's five-hour marathon sessions to preview University of Miami Notre Dame, and he's dirty.

Speaker 11 And for the record, he just did a rewatch of Sex in the City still holds up.

Speaker 10 There's a fake Gary Fuhrman sneaking around Mike Ryan's chat. I think Mike Ryan essentially got this game right when he predicted what he did about the University of Miami.

Speaker 10 And I will get to that story later in the show because we did discuss it some yesterday. Welcome back, Ruben Bain.
God, it was nice to see a defensive player for Miami.

Speaker 10 Well, he's a pretty good player, but also it was sort of weird that he wasn't that player last year, that their defense was that bad with him in it.

Speaker 10 And to see Ruben Bain do that to that offensive line was super exciting and almost as exciting as, oh, they can be a physical defense and not get a ton of penalties and not make a lot of ton of dumb mistakes.

Speaker 10 Wait a minute, did they fix their defense in one game? Or is that a first-time quarterback that doesn't make them pay for their mistakes? Because it looked like they fixed their defense.

Speaker 31 I mean, and Ruben Bain in particular, I felt like I was watching the best defensive player in the country.

Speaker 31 He was incredible. He was in the right.
I know, you know, why was he on that side of the field when the ball was kicked in the air?

Speaker 12 But it's like he was around the ball.

Speaker 23 He was around every play the entire game.

Speaker 11 He was swarming the ball. He was hustling.
That ball should have been intercepted three different times. It was hilarious that Ruben Bain not only intercepted it, but then ran 15 yards.

Speaker 11 But Ruben Baines, I was listening to someone from PFF talk about Ruben Bain's performance on Saturday.

Speaker 11 Ruben Bain's freshman year, he had the second best pass rushing grade for a true freshman in the history of PFF, only behind Miles Garrett.

Speaker 11 Miles Garrett was the only freshman pass rusher to ever impress PFF that way.

Speaker 10 For the record, and we saw it, you can see it with your eye, right? Calais Campbell did some of this too.

Speaker 10 His first year, you were looking at him and saying, oh, can that be Jerome Brown category of pass rusher where this guy's going to get physically stronger and he's already that much bigger and faster and stronger than everybody, but he was not at all that player last year.

Speaker 25 I have to correct you, Dan.

Speaker 15 He's not bigger than everybody.

Speaker 23 Like he is put together.

Speaker 11 He is incredibly strong, but his size is not prototypical there.

Speaker 11 In the same way, I'm not drawing comparisons. I think Aaron Donald's the best offensive player I've ever seen.

Speaker 11 But Aaron Donald, the measurables, it's the reason why he wasn't taken number one overall.

Speaker 11 Ruben Bain has to make up for some deficiencies with his body type, but last year he got hurt on like the third snap against Florida, missed several games, and his body never got fully fit after that.

Speaker 11 This offseason, got a nutritionist, got healthy, and we're seeing the guy that won that game almost single-handedly against Clemson his freshman year.

Speaker 10 Chris, can you hear his breathing? I mean,

Speaker 31 can you hear me?

Speaker 37 I don't want to stop the show, but it's just, I can't go.

Speaker 13 I can barely hear Mike.

Speaker 10 Why are you wended?

Speaker 10 Can we put what Ruben Bain, the game plan, he wrote it in his notebook. We've got exclusive access to this.

Speaker 32 We decided last minute that we're not going to show this.

Speaker 38 A lot of curse words.

Speaker 37 We can describe it for the people.

Speaker 10 No, it's just bleep ND, bleep ND, bleep ND.

Speaker 37 Yeah, but the bleep is shown.

Speaker 11 My favorite was bleep noter dick.

Speaker 15 It looks like what a 12-year-old would do to a composition book.

Speaker 10 It is a notebook from a dirty 12-year-old that's hiding this from their parents. They've just learned curse words.

Speaker 11 This is him very much appearing like he's in a film room. He takes his notebook out to take notes, the notes as he's watching film, and one of the notes is bleep Jeremiah Love Bleep.
Bleep noter dick.

Speaker 11 And at one point, he writes down an initial number on the sack total and then after watching the film, scratches it out and then lands on three sacks.

Speaker 11 Now, he only got a half sack, but he impacted the game more than any other defender.

Speaker 31 My favorite part of this journal is just like you used to when you were in school,

Speaker 31 he's got the date in the top right corner.

Speaker 31 Everybody knows when you're in school, you got to put the date in the top right corner.

Speaker 38 But then also at the very bottom where he wrote it again, he had 8 slash 31 slash 25 at the top where he dates it. But then at the bottom, just to remind himself, August 31st.
Yeah.

Speaker 30 You can't put that out on social media. I don't want to be the wet blanket here, but if Ruben Bain is not the player he is, a coach is going to say, What are you doing? Never do that again.

Speaker 30 But because he's the best offensive player on the team and one of the best in the country in a top 10 NFL draft pick, they go, Hey, that was funny, Ruben.

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Speaker 25 And then that's Stafford through him 25 and 2. Oh, there's a brand new kid in town out of BYU.

Speaker 27 Stugats.

Speaker 13 They call him Buka.

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Speaker 10 Can you guys censor this sum so that people can see that this is a piece of notebook paper? This is not a game plan, okay?

Speaker 10 This is this is a child who is scribbling and is like yes i'm gonna wreck sunday night because miami's defense is back before we get to all of the miami things though that we have not talked about because uh i also want to get to enter miami and notre dame notre dame and miami was so big that we've got luis suarez spitting on a seattle staffer as billy said yesterday they're called the staffers yeah they're they're the league's gold cup champions three nothing uh they they the one they they won the trophy that confuses me league's cup yeah called it a gold cup and i and i said it not billy

Speaker 30 Second year tournament, a lot of heritage there.

Speaker 11 People are pissed, dude. I follow a ton of Inner Miami accounts, and I have very rarely seen fans this upset

Speaker 24 at a team, its leadership.

Speaker 11 Zaz, when you mentioned Inner Miami before on our show, you kind of... admitted that you were uneasy about how unlikable they are and fade into it.

Speaker 31 I was like half joking when we did this like a week or two ago.

Speaker 31 I'm like, I don't think I like this team, you know, because it feels like they're constantly cheating or they're skirting the rules they're just they're they they just feel dirty and i was i was like half serious half trying to be funny and Then you see what happened on Sunday night, which I mean, I didn't watch the game because I'm watching the canes, you know, but you see the clips afterward.

Speaker 31 And Luis Suarez, who, who's got a reputation anyway?

Speaker 10 Oh, wait, a reputation. He bites.

Speaker 10 He's bitten people. Right.

Speaker 15 Bad dude.

Speaker 31 Right. He's got a reputation anyway.
It's one of these guys like, really? Now I got to cheer for Luis Suarez. He's on Inter Miami now.
All right, fine, I guess so.

Speaker 31 And then you got this melee after or late in the game, they called it with a little bit of time left. Not only did Inner Miami get their shit kicked in and they lose 3-0,

Speaker 31 but then you have this super team who's fighting Seattle. They're not fighting some club from overseas.
They're fighting the Seattle Sounders. And then you have Luis Suarez, who straight up

Speaker 31 spits in the face, not even of another player. I don't know if that would would make you feel better, but in the face of a staffer.

Speaker 31 And you got Sergio Bisquettes who's actually throwing punches out there. I'll tell you something.
I'm out on this team.

Speaker 13 I think I'm out.

Speaker 12 I'm out on Intro Miami. Are you out or you think you're out?

Speaker 10 No, say it or don't say it out.

Speaker 13 That's a good question.

Speaker 40 It's not, I'm out, I think I'm out.

Speaker 13 Out or not? No, are you?

Speaker 25 Wait a minute.

Speaker 13 You got caught up in a. Good question.

Speaker 25 Look, or is this conveniently time because football season started?

Speaker 12 Let us know when you decide.

Speaker 31 Another good question. I'm going to decide right now.

Speaker 31 I am

Speaker 12 out on Into Miami. I'm out.

Speaker 13 I'm out.

Speaker 31 There's so much for

Speaker 13 giveable.

Speaker 25 No, not the right sound.

Speaker 21 You guys missed the un.

Speaker 31 They're so unlikable, this Inter Miami team.

Speaker 23 It was a breathing.

Speaker 31 This happened two days ago.

Speaker 16 All right.

Speaker 31 Has anyone of Intermiami said anything yet? Has Luis Suarez said anything yet?

Speaker 41 This is an important point.

Speaker 13 No one has said anything yet.

Speaker 11 Yeah, what Zazzlo's saying right now is part of the reason why a lot of fans are upset upset is that where's the communications from the media relationship?

Speaker 31 Their media relations has always been awful. And now you have this here where you're not even giving out, a team's not giving a statement when it's on video for everybody to see.

Speaker 31 He is straight up spitting in the face of another person.

Speaker 11 There was also a really ugly clash among supporters in the streets of Seattle. I don't think there's ever been a stranger pair of colors to be seen in the streets fighting than...

Speaker 13 pink and neon green.

Speaker 30 Yeah, ugly, terrible.

Speaker 31 And it's like they're, Dan, they're afraid of doing or saying anything because it might upset Messi.

Speaker 31 Like, that's why they haven't said anything yet because, oh, if they scold Luis Suarez, what's Leno Messi going to say? It's like, I don't like this team. I don't like this team.
No, there should.

Speaker 20 The league needs out of Miami.

Speaker 11 The league needs to do something about Luis Suarez's behavior.

Speaker 31 No, they're afraid to.

Speaker 11 It needs to be very punitive.

Speaker 15 That was straight up yes. He'll be suspended.

Speaker 13 Well, what are they waiting for?

Speaker 25 Any more evidence? Maybe that's what Pablo is going to talk about. It is not.

Speaker 15 I can also tell you with conviction, conviction, it is not.

Speaker 13 We know.

Speaker 18 When's the next tournament that this team is in?

Speaker 11 MLS playoffs would be the next tournament.

Speaker 15 When's that start?

Speaker 11 Probably during like a huge football weekend, and you won't be able to watch it anyway.

Speaker 30 Yeah, nobody will notice.

Speaker 11 You'll be watching a bigger game.

Speaker 30 By the way, they play Seattle again in less than three weeks, so that'll be must be.

Speaker 21 The winner gets the cup?

Speaker 30 No, no.

Speaker 30 You know what? Let me say something about all this controversy, okay?

Speaker 30 The reason people are all upset about Luis Serrara's spitting and them losing this game and the brawl and all that stuff is that they continue to underperform on the field.

Speaker 41 I'll say it.

Speaker 30 Inner Miami has been a massive disappointment thus far in the Leonal Messi era. Not on the business side.
Not on the business side, but on the field.

Speaker 30 The way they lost in the first round of the playoffs last year, the way they lost this Leagues Cup. Now, they did get to the quarters of the FIFA Club World Cup, which was nice.

Speaker 11 Getting to a cup final is also no small achievement. They do have two trophies to their name in the the time that he's been here.
That may not be enough.

Speaker 11 And I think the gold standard, from what I've gathered from casual fans, is he needs to win the MLS championship in the postseason.

Speaker 30 Yeah, and they failed so miserably last year that this has to be better. But the President's Cup doesn't matter, or whatever the hell they call it.

Speaker 13 The supporters' shield.

Speaker 10 And not the League's Gold Cup either.

Speaker 30 No, the League's Cup doesn't matter. The Supporter's Shield doesn't matter.
They're nice little trophies. They're not what you hang your hat at.

Speaker 21 What do you want them to win? The World Cup?

Speaker 30 I want them to win the MLS Cup, the league championship of the league they play in. Despite all these ancillary tournaments, they need to win the main cup, which is the MLS Cup.

Speaker 10 I feel that we are missing what seems like a hugely symbolic sports team in the middle of today's America, right?

Speaker 10 Today's America with all its divisions and all the places where, of course, you have to cater to Senor Leonor Messi for whatever he wants, because he's the whole reason anyone's talking about soccer.

Speaker 10 Now, this diminishes MLS, but him running that sport while behind a paywall and while that business doesn't bring the traffic that they thought it was going to bring, they're making a stadium here, right near the airport, with like a ton of precious land, the most valuable land there is right next to the airport to support this team that now represents Miami for better or for worse.

Speaker 10 And we got to do it on our team that he glosses over a lot when he says he's got a reputation. He bites people like he's a biter.
It's not, it's plural. He bites people plural.

Speaker 13 On grand stages.

Speaker 10 And he spit in someone's face, and he's representing Miami horrifically here at this time.

Speaker 25 He also scored 20 goals last year.

Speaker 10 At this time in America, spitting in someone's face at the center of that.

Speaker 11 I don't think there's ever a good time to do that.

Speaker 10 No, but

Speaker 10 how many of the greatest sports controversies? I remember Roberto Alomar doing this. This has been done in football a couple of times.
Romanowski. Romanowski does it.

Speaker 10 People who spit in your face, like no matter what level of savage you are, we all understand that's a disrespect that can't can't be abided by anybody.

Speaker 11 I actually think maybe you could argue it was a good time to do that because it was during Miami Notre Dame.

Speaker 25 I got around to it.

Speaker 11 I was alerted to it on yesterday's show that we did for YouTube. And it's a real ugly scene.

Speaker 11 But I think Zaz is really speaking for the local South Florida fan because one of the tether among all these Inner Miami accounts that are complaining is they feel disenfranchised.

Speaker 11 They feel like they've been boxed out as this club goes for the marquee and gets influencers on the sideline. They can't afford to go to the games.

Speaker 11 They don't necessarily think that this club is fan-friendly. That narrative is out there.

Speaker 11 And the more unlikable that they become on and off the pitch, the less results that there are, the volume gets turned up on, hey, we were your day ones.

Speaker 11 Before Messi and all that came over here, this was about a community and you've kind of forgotten about that.

Speaker 31 I was way in the first few years. I had season tickets the first four years of the team.
I was way in those first few years.

Speaker 31 What they got going on right now is the first year that I haven't been a season ticket holder.

Speaker 23 What they got going on right now, I don't dig it.

Speaker 31 Like, I don't like this team.

Speaker 31 I don't like this team.

Speaker 10 How do you feel about that, Cody? That you've got something happening? What are you laughing about?

Speaker 18 It's because it's insane.

Speaker 17 I was on this team before it became popular.

Speaker 18 They got the greatest soccer player in the world.

Speaker 21 Now I'm out.

Speaker 17 They did too much for me.

Speaker 31 What did they do for me?

Speaker 1 Now you're the greatest soccer player in the world.

Speaker 13 They haven't won anything. I'm not arguing with you on that.

Speaker 11 They've won two trophies, and i think making it to the the the fifa club billy's right though

Speaker 11 as impressive as anything a an mls team has ever done

Speaker 10 more impressive than the two trophies right but but we all look the standard you guys can't dispute this the standard is messy win the big one we i mean

Speaker 10 based down to its basest of stupidity 100 messier well it's not just messy and your super friends that you brought in

Speaker 11 i want to see bitter i want to see messi's face as he scrolls through social media as dan lebetard says messy win the big one and he's like like, which one is he talking about?

Speaker 10 I'm not doing MLS copy.

Speaker 21 That's the problem.

Speaker 19 He's not committed to this league, if we're going to be honest.

Speaker 17 Greg, you're with me on this one.

Speaker 17 If he wants to cement his legacy, he's got to win an MLS Cup. Because all the other things that he's done to fail on the lowest of stages, the MLS, is an embarrassment.

Speaker 19 You can't succeed on the biggest of stages and puke all over yourself every year on the smallest of stages, which is what's been going on.

Speaker 10 It's not just spitting in the face, it's 3-0. You're losing 3-0, and you're just

Speaker 13 baby.

Speaker 30 What I'm saying is that if they won the MLS Cup last year, instead of taking a national crap in the first round against the lowest seed, if they won

Speaker 30 Sunday night instead of losing 3-0,

Speaker 30 nobody's worried. It's a minor story.
The brawl the fans brought up.

Speaker 10 No, the spinning in the face should be a big story. That should never be a minor story.

Speaker 31 You don't think it'd been a big story if they won 3-0 and then they still have the brawl?

Speaker 30 I don't think it would be nearly as talked about as now.

Speaker 21 I totally disagree.

Speaker 30 Okay, I think

Speaker 30 what you're hearing on the group chats with

Speaker 30 Miami fans right now is because they continue to disappoint on the field. That exacerbates everything you're talking about in terms of, oh, they're not fan-friendly.

Speaker 30 They don't treat their fans right. We've been here since the beginning.
Everybody would be thrilled if they had won as much as they were expected to when Messi signed with this team. They haven't.

Speaker 30 They've underperformed.

Speaker 2 Then they skip the all-star games.

Speaker 18 They're at cold play concerts.

Speaker 2 They're buying groceries at Publix.

Speaker 17 Like, let's focus on soccer already, you know?

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Speaker 35 Don Lebatard.

Speaker 5 I feel like we need to normalize saying the scientific terms for organs on the air.

Speaker 9 Like if someone, yes, you know what?

Speaker 5 If someone takes a foul ball to the penis, we should just say he took a foul ball to the penis.

Speaker 27 Stugats.

Speaker 30 Let free kick hit him right in the cocka-doodle-doo.

Speaker 27 This is the Don Lebatar Show with the Stugats.

Speaker 10 I can feel the audience.

Speaker 10 I can feel the audience, okay, at this point in our careers doing this for as long as we've been doing it, complaining about soccer talk, even if it's a spitter and Luis Suarez,

Speaker 10 even if it should be a big story because it's football, football, football time, and everyone gorges and wants to gorge more on this week of of NFL football after the insanity of this weekend in college football.

Speaker 10 And so excuse me for not bowing at the beginning of this show to Mighty Football and the specifics of what happened with last night with Belichick, which has no precedent.

Speaker 10 It has no precedent in the history of American sports, that he would allow more points than he ever has in a game.

Speaker 29 It's awesome.

Speaker 13 Delicious.

Speaker 10 And that everybody would watch.

Speaker 10 It's like watching Bear Bryant or Vince Lombardi or something just stripped to its nudest, almost like outside that door that Pablo sniffed out and that ring camera that Pablo recreated.

Speaker 12 You know what I learned about Pablo?

Speaker 10 I asked him this this weekend. I'm like, when you recreated Belichick leaving the room, did you not think to take your shirt off in the recreation or were you embarrassed?

Speaker 10 And I heard they debated it for hours in the Pablo Torre finds out universe and he wouldn't do it because he's a coward.

Speaker 10 He wouldn't do it shirtless. They did think about it and he didn't recreate it that way.

Speaker 10 Belichick has never been undressed like that before in the history of us watching football, a coronation, a celebration.

Speaker 10 He's a small underdog at home against a TCU team that is usually nationally relevant and you see right off the bat how far behind he is.

Speaker 10 Something I thought of last night that I didn't believe a lot of people were thinking of.

Speaker 10 North Carolina last year produced the single most surprising half of football that I saw in college football last year. At home, they were losing to James Madison and allowed 52 points

Speaker 10 at the half against the James Madison team that finished third in the conference.

Speaker 19 I mean, I think if you wanted to see North Carolina fail, it worked out perfectly, right?

Speaker 26 In that first drive, all the hype was coming in.

Speaker 2 You're like, Belichick's going to come in. He's going to change everything.
You're like, I've never seen anything.

Speaker 26 I can't prove it. And in the first drive, they drove right down the field.

Speaker 2 Like, oh, my God, we're great.

Speaker 21 Like, if you're a North Carolina fan, we're great.

Speaker 26 Michael Jordan's high-fiving people.

Speaker 2 Everybody's so excited.

Speaker 19 And then the rest of the game happens.

Speaker 11 I got to tell you, it's been quite the offseason leading into this debut for UNC for Bill Belichick, and a lot of people have questioned his legacy.

Speaker 11 Nothing has made me doubt his legacy more than him settling on Freddie Kitchens as a good guy to run my offense.

Speaker 31 Why would anyone have expected different things? I'm not talking about last night, but like this season. They're going to stink.
All right. UNC is going to stink and Belichick's going to stink.

Speaker 23 And you know how I know this?

Speaker 31 Because his entire coaching career, if he doesn't have Brady, he stinks. Yeah.
They're going to stink.

Speaker 31 And

Speaker 31 I have actual evidence to support this. If Tom Brady is not his quarterback, his whole career, he sucks.
And they're going to suck.

Speaker 30 Yeah, and people are going to laugh at him nationally because he's not likable. Unless you live in or around Boston, you don't like Bill Belichick.

Speaker 31 I don't think they like him so much in Boston these days.

Speaker 13 You could be right.

Speaker 10 Well, we've never seen, never,

Speaker 10 it has no precedent.

Speaker 10 Bill Belichick unraveling throughout this offseason in a way like

Speaker 10 everybody's looking like, what's happening over there, comes to the college game and triggers

Speaker 10 because this was the thing that I was thinking about that I thought was funny is like, oh, okay, look how they do it in North Carolina when it's Chapel Bill for the Deion Sanders celebration.

Speaker 10 That doesn't look like what Deion Sanders was doing in Colorado. That's Bill Belichick getting in the game with the fame and the name, but through management, right? Deion did it through player.

Speaker 10 Belichick did it through management. I kept thinking, do people understand that North Carolina was as bad last season as Colorado was bad when Deion inherited Colorado?

Speaker 10 What Deion did the first game out when he beat TCU.

Speaker 11 I've never seen a graphic like that in my life, by the way. I was watching that and I I was thinking, man, this is a really bad quarterback.

Speaker 11 No, and they put a graph damn near two hours after his last completed pass.

Speaker 11 They timestamped it.

Speaker 24 Last completed pass, 8.12 p.m.

Speaker 11 Eastern. That's one of the worst quarterbacking performances I think I've ever seen at the P4 level.

Speaker 24 That was at 9.30 p.m.

Speaker 43 Eastern.

Speaker 24 It had been over an hour and 15 minutes since a completed pass.

Speaker 15 Not good, Dan.

Speaker 10 But where does the game pass you by

Speaker 10 the spectacle that his offseason was,

Speaker 10 the cost of what it was to get Bill Belichick and that name to North Carolina?

Speaker 10 People disrespect how hard it was to do what Deion Sanders did, taking a team in Colorado that was what this North Carolina team was and making them beat. That was

Speaker 10 making that TCU team, beating this TCU team, which created an expectation for last night that while it was erased after the first drive, all of you were on the first drive like, Like, well, Cowherd, you saw

Speaker 10 Colin Cowherd's tweet.

Speaker 10 Colin Cowherd, who has mastered the troll business of how do you get the engagement by being wrong because nothing that you say actually matters, wasn't really sure what to expect from Chappelle Bill.

Speaker 10 But after that drive, I have him as the second best college coach I've ever seen. You think he's trolling? Just below saving.
I think he's trying to be funny.

Speaker 28 And he's failing. I think he's being serious.

Speaker 10 But I don't think he minds being historically wrong.

Speaker 10 I think he said great hyperbole about Arch Manning as well. Lewis, I don't know if you ended up finding that tweet, but there was a tweet from Colin Cowherd from, I think, 2024.

Speaker 10 The wrong business pays well. It doesn't matter when everyone's talking, right? I don't know.
You guys have... Did Gilbert Arenas just hire Skip Bayless? Are they together now? Like, that's how...

Speaker 10 Yeah, that's how that one ages, where you just go out at the end trolling people, and

Speaker 10 wrong doesn't end up mattering in any way.

Speaker 10 People will still associate Colin Cowherd forever with sports. It doesn't matter how wrong he is.
That's just sports people overreacting to thinking that right and wrong matters.

Speaker 13 Gilbert Arnold got like rated a couple weeks ago, right?

Speaker 20 That's just done.

Speaker 13 That was resolved?

Speaker 41 I mean,

Speaker 25 he turned it into content. Overrated or properly rated?

Speaker 10 Properly rated. How can you be more wrong than this? This was before,

Speaker 10 this was when Kyle DeBoer took over for Nick Sabin.

Speaker 25 I'm sorry, Calen DeBoer.

Speaker 13 Who cares?

Speaker 25 He's got to earn it.

Speaker 31 That was probably right after the Georgia victory, right? September 28th.

Speaker 10 I don't know.

Speaker 31 It wasn't such a crazy thing to say that day.

Speaker 23 That was a great performance in Alabama that game.

Speaker 12 And it was.

Speaker 30 A year later, you can just say, ah, I was just kidding.

Speaker 31 But then they lost to Vanderbilt very next week. Yeah.

Speaker 11 Alabama's now 5-5 in their last 10. Yeah.

Speaker 43 According to CFB on Fox on Twitter, through just 14 games at Alabama, Kalen DeBoer has matched the unranked loss total that Nick Sabin tallied over 235 games.

Speaker 1 Four unranked losses.

Speaker 31 Kalen DeBoer has lost four games so far as coach of Alabama, where they've been a two-touchdown favorite.

Speaker 27 Lost the game outright.

Speaker 10 Sabin was 131-2 in those games

Speaker 10 as a 14-point favorite.

Speaker 19 That was some performance against FSU.

Speaker 10 So, Mike, how did it happen?

Speaker 10 Because I will get more into Belichick over the course of the show, But how did it happen? Did you ever give your public opinion?

Speaker 10 Because you were talking for five hours on your show and you were also talking here, but I don't think I ever heard publicly you think that FSU was bad.

Speaker 11 No, I never got that take out there.

Speaker 11 I'm grateful because, yeah, everything that I'd heard from FSU had reminded me so much of like when Miami thought that they were good and they would get smacked in the face by bigger teams from the undersized quarterback saying Nick can't save them now to saying FSU is the best defense to shutting the media out and just people reporting on vibes.

Speaker 11 I thought it was going to be a bad moment yet again for FSU and Mike Norvell. Couldn't have been more wrong.
Couldn't have been more stunned by a result. Castellanos didn't need to throw.

Speaker 11 Gus Malzan, I don't know how he's surprising folks with his offense, but Alabama came out completely unprepared to play.

Speaker 11 And credit to the fans at the newly renovated Doke Campbell Stadium, which actually has fewer seats now. They were loud.
They affected that game.

Speaker 11 ACC actually, I thought there was going to be a well-established narrative going into that Miami-Notre Dame game where the ACC was a joke and they performed relatively admirably despite Clemson losing at home.

Speaker 28 Yeah, that game was awesome.

Speaker 31 And then you see the entire crowd storm the field after the game.

Speaker 10 They got fined, right?

Speaker 15 They get 50,000.

Speaker 13 50 grand thousands.

Speaker 31 I'm a little conflicted with the storming the field in that spot. The storm in the field jumped the sharks so many years ago.
It does not have the same meaning it used to. You're FSU.

Speaker 31 You've won national championships. I understand you were unranked in their number eight and they're big bad Alabama.
You've won national championships. You're storming the field?

Speaker 28 I don't know about that.

Speaker 30 The only fans who should storm the field at the only time they should do it is if you win a national championship. Then there's no more games next week.
Storm the field. Do whatever you want.

Speaker 30 But that, for the first game of a season,

Speaker 30 you're beating a down Alabama team that's about to fire its head coach a year from now. Why celebrate that like you did? $50,000.
It's ridiculous.

Speaker 10 Craig's getting off his old man takes here. Like, he's getting off the storm the field, the notebook.
You don't write that in a notebook. Like, you're getting off some serious old man takes.

Speaker 30 Well, speaking of old men, Don Shula, didn't like it when his players spiked the ball after a touchdown.

Speaker 13 Go on.

Speaker 30 And his classic line was, act like you've you've been there before. FSU fans, you've cheered two champion teams.
Act like you've been there.

Speaker 25 What are you doing?

Speaker 10 I've never seen someone go from 13 and 1 to 2 and 10. It's never been seen before.

Speaker 10 No one expected anything from FSU in that football game. A two-touchdown underdog at home?

Speaker 13 That program?

Speaker 11 I think I understand Nick Sabin leaving that program

Speaker 11 certainly couches this discussion, but it also isn't a coincidence that he decided to leave when the advantages that Alabama had went away and parody entered. This breathing is crazy.

Speaker 25 It's crazy.

Speaker 25 I'm really glad you're distracting.

Speaker 13 Man, getting him all worked up.

Speaker 30 I'll sit back here until I'm speaking.

Speaker 13 And then I'll be back.

Speaker 11 I hope you're all right. But, anyways, you're messing with me now.

Speaker 11 There's some people that are really reveling in the end of Alabama's dominance. That's a 20-year run.

Speaker 11 20 years running the sport, and now they got to deal with almost every other blue blood program in college football, having to reshape themselves.

Speaker 11 I'm going to play this sound courtesy of Barcelon Sports. This kind of speaks for where people are with Alabama and enjoying this.

Speaker 40 Alabama is officially dead.

Speaker 40 Dead.

Speaker 13 It's over.

Speaker 36 It's over, Alabama.

Speaker 44 You f ⁇ ing sucking pieces of.

Speaker 36 You f ⁇ ing f ⁇ ing penthouse living motherfuckers.

Speaker 45 Used to sit up there and used to piss on all of us.

Speaker 44 When you beat us, you would say, oh, well, you know, you should be happy. You put up a good fight.

Speaker 36 F you, you.

Speaker 45 Your time. Now you're down here in the suck.

Speaker 36 How does it feel?

Speaker 45 And the best part is, I know it feels worse for you than it feels for us because you're not used to being here. For 20

Speaker 45 years, you have lived a charm existence where everything revolved around you. Everything you had, you got, everything you wanted was at the tips of your fingers.

Speaker 36 You never had to worry about

Speaker 45 entering a single f ⁇ ing weekend. And now, every f weekend, you're going to feel the existential threat of losing games that you didn't have to think twice about in the past.

Speaker 11 He then later goes on to add, I'm going to drink your tears, urinate them out, and then drink them again.

Speaker 13 Can we just put up on the move?

Speaker 10 Let's put up on the screen as well, Ruben Bain's notebook. There it is.
You can see it bleeped out.

Speaker 10 There's the notebook.

Speaker 32 It's fun without the F-words.

Speaker 10 College football's back, though.

Speaker 29 What do you mean? It's all been F-words.

Speaker 10 What we just did for the last 30 seconds is the it is the voice of college football is back

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