Local Hour: Sports Broadcaster Handshakes

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Speaker 11 Why were you guys talking about who you think has the best handshake in broadcasting? How did this conversation come about?

Speaker 12 I was complaining about Iron Eagle and Charles Davis being split up, even though J.J. Watt, good reports coming from his first couple weeks there, so I'm gonna give that a pass.

Speaker 12 I haven't heard it yet, but I was complaining about that group being split up. And then it just, Charles Davis seems like a stand-up guy, seems like he has a great handshake.

Speaker 12 So that's where it started. And then it started, turned into other broadcasters with good handshakes.
Someone said Lewis Riddick. I don't really see that one.

Speaker 15 And that's where we are.

Speaker 16 Charles Davis seems like the kind of guy that'll give you a handshake and say, how the hell are you?

Speaker 13 Exactly.

Speaker 11 Exactly. Put it on the poll, please, Juju, at Lebatard Show.

Speaker 11 Charles Davis seems like the kind of guy who would give you a handshake and say enthusiastically, how the hell are you?

Speaker 11 I would like to understand what you guys are doing here, though, because I don't know that I can assess firm handshake based on appearance. You feel like you can do that?

Speaker 11 Yeah, and then Troy Aikman was thrown out there, but then Jeremy pointed pointed out he's a look-and-me Louie handshake guy like he's gonna go overly hard too much where you're just like all right you're trying too hard here I think you'd surprise you with that like you you'd give him a handshake brings you in a little bit like maybe like finger snap and pull you in a little bit well so you're assuming that someone so in this category the way you guys are doing this Trevor Mattich you're making all the big guys all the thick guys have you're saying that that I've had some of the limpest handshakes I've ever had from you seen Aikman with his shirt off well no Aikman's a different character when you said Aikman you made me rethink my position because aikman is country thick and you went out a category outside of the one you were doing which is it was strong black men for a while for what it is that i heard like uh well i mean there are those photos of troy aikman looking like jay-z

Speaker 11 lewis riddick was nominated

Speaker 11 Who else would you nominate here?

Speaker 11 When, Billy, did you have any thoughts on this? A person that you can size up on their appearance and be like, yeah, that person clearly has a good handshake.

Speaker 11 I don't know what you guys are doing. Does Brad Williams have a good handshake?

Speaker 7 Like, what are you guys doing?

Speaker 7 Whoa, where'd you bring it? What does that mean? A weird pool? Yeah.

Speaker 11 You know who I bet had a firm but comforting handshake?

Speaker 26 Vince Cully. I bet that was a perfect handshake.
Just exactly firm enough to where he was saying, Hey, how are you?

Speaker 28 But without overdoing it, like Troy Aikman.

Speaker 16 I think you mentioned the Brad Williams thing, having shaked his hand on several occasions.

Speaker 7 It is like

Speaker 16 the bro hug when you set up.

Speaker 24 Like, you do have to, it works out the quads.

Speaker 11 What Jeremy is saying there,

Speaker 7 what are you smiling about, Roy? It works out the quads.

Speaker 24 I mean, it's one of those handshakes that you have to work out in your head before.

Speaker 12 Like, I can't do eight in a minute.

Speaker 19 Get those quads in, man.

Speaker 11 Troy Aikman, for some reason, it's too vigorous. I don't know what we're doing there.

Speaker 11 I'm not sure what we're.

Speaker 7 What the hell are we doing?

Speaker 13 We've established you have no idea what we're doing.

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Speaker 11 I'll let people see just behind the scenes a little bit here because there are several things about Chris Cody that are very red.

Speaker 11 One of them is how red he turns during that open when he sees how close we are as a media company to televising his kulo.

Speaker 11 We are very close. His legs are flapping around and the shorts are open and we are seeing undergarments and skin.

Speaker 11 And every time, Chris, are you fearing that we are going to see the entirety of the whole of your butt?

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Speaker 12 They do a lot there to protect me.

Speaker 16 There is that brief moment where you kind of see it.

Speaker 19 Little puckered up red starfish.

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Speaker 13 All right, we got it, guys.

Speaker 11 Yes, look how happy you are.

Speaker 13 You look so happy.

Speaker 7 Back to Dan.

Speaker 31 I'm enjoying my dad.

Speaker 12 I'm a good son.

Speaker 11 Pablo Torre is going to join us here in 40 minutes. Everywhere he goes these days, he's just spilling information that no one else has.
So you're going to want to be here for that, I would assume.

Speaker 11 He's doing better journalistic work in sports than anybody is.

Speaker 11 And Jeremy said before we started here,

Speaker 11 Jeremy nominated Vin Scully for someone he assumes has a firm handshake. And the reason that I don't know what we're doing here is I don't assume that old people ever have a firm handshake.

Speaker 11 Like none of them. I don't, I'm never going in.
Maybe Jeff Conine's dad. Jeff Conine's dad one time took me off guard because he's like a champion racquetball player.

Speaker 11 And as soon as he shook my hand, my elbow hurt. Like he did it.
He had unbelievably strong hands.

Speaker 21 When Niner came in studio,

Speaker 33 we knew this reputation around the Conine family and the racquetball racquetball thing and whatnot and we'd heard the legends of Jeff Conine's handshake so we all got on the same page and like we're gonna give it to him yeah and

Speaker 7 I'm proud of report like I gave it to him I won that no yeah I won that I won he's like if you mentally prepare like this guy's gonna try to rip your hand off in this handshake you go in and like

Speaker 11 you go in prepared and I definitely so when you definitely dominated the handshake okay so this he underestimated you is what happened the reason I said no the way that I did is because he prides himself on his handshake and I'd never seen my brother.

Speaker 11 My brother liked to wander around and

Speaker 11 have these fights. He used to do it with your dad, Chris, where he'd have these, because your dad has a good, strong hand.

Speaker 11 Your dad has a firm handshake, but my brother only lost one time in his life in a handshake off where he's going in to try and hurt someone's hand and they're going in trying to hurt his.

Speaker 11 Like, that's where the starting point was. My brother was undefeated.
Because he defeated your dad, Chris. He was undefeated until he met Jeff Conine.

Speaker 11 And so that was my surprise when you said you beat him him at the handshake, but you were prepared and he wasn't.

Speaker 7 I had the keys to the game.

Speaker 1 Jeff Conine could not have wanted to be here any less than he wanted to be here the day he was here.

Speaker 36 He felt that way.

Speaker 1 I've never seen anyone be more miserable than Jeff Conine was the day that he was here.

Speaker 21 He's pretty dry, and it was hard to get a read on it.

Speaker 23 And we were told that, oh, no, he really enjoyed it.

Speaker 13 Could have fooled us.

Speaker 11 Let's call Jeff Conine now, please, and let's find out about the handshake.

Speaker 7 That'll go well.

Speaker 11 I'm going to give you his telephone number.

Speaker 12 Oh, I thought you were going to ask him if he enjoyed it.

Speaker 1 Just give it to us right now.

Speaker 38 Yeah, we're definitely. We have phones.

Speaker 11 Billy, that's a good contribution by you. I'm not going to give it to you over the air, though.
I would like you to call him, though.

Speaker 11 I'm going to send you his number right now because I do have questions, but let's continue the conversation about the firmware.

Speaker 7 This is shit-stirring, right? Like, I'm not going to know it when you do it.

Speaker 15 Like, you don't have, like, this is shit-stirring.

Speaker 10 Third-dimensional shit-stirring.

Speaker 11 This is shit-stirring that Jeff Conine will and would enjoy.

Speaker 1 And if I'd been here that day, as much as he enjoyed the day he was here, because everyone keeps telling us, no, he really is like a pleasant guy with such a good sense of humor.

Speaker 7 It's like, no, no the guy's a stick in the mud dude don't give dan more reasons to put him on i was beginning to say if i had been here that day

Speaker 11 i probably would have explained to you that throughout my life for deadpan humor in athletics no one funnier than jeff conine about making people uncomfortable with his stoicisms so that they think that he hates them when he doesn't hate them he just amuses himself by seeing discomforts like that so i would like to talk to jeff conine about whether he was thinking about you and your handshake in any way and if you could defeat him at the handshake if he were trying because his racquetball hands and baseball wrists are something that make his hands inordinately strong.

Speaker 25 I'm not going to abide by Jeff Conine now claiming victory when he lost to me too.

Speaker 19 Like that's twice in one week, pal. I'll tell you this.

Speaker 26 I happen to know that both

Speaker 7 Chip Karen.

Speaker 3 Oh my god, he knows. He happens.
No, he doesn't get one of those. Come, everyone.
Come and listen. He said the thing.

Speaker 34 No, but it's he happens to know.

Speaker 22 He said the thing.

Speaker 7 It's not just.

Speaker 18 And that was very quick of a turnaround right there, Chris Cody.

Speaker 11 Jeremy is not.

Speaker 11 Forgive me because Jeremy is a sideline reporter. He's a professional broadcaster.
He's got credentials. But Jeremy has not to date been someone with sources who breaks news.

Speaker 7 I don't have that wrong.

Speaker 11 Do I don't mean to underestimate you?

Speaker 10 First-hand account here, Dan.

Speaker 2 I happen to know both Chip Carey and Dan Shulman.

Speaker 20 Great handshakes.

Speaker 41 Is it?

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Speaker 11 I want to talk about where the Dolphins are in a second, but before Pablo Torre comes on, and I want to talk a lot of football today because last night's was interesting.

Speaker 11 Mike, I argued with you all of last season, telling you that I thought Green Bay's defense was good only because their front four gets pressure without needing help. And now they have Micah Parsons.

Speaker 11 So Jaden Daniels hasn't had that kind of pressure in his entire career. And that's what it looks like for all of them when that's that's the pressure, except for sometimes Lamar Jackson.

Speaker 11 There are certain guys

Speaker 11 are okay against that, but the Packers defense was good before and added Micah Parsons. We'll get to that game in a second because

Speaker 11 the Jordan love throw that he made that got, I mean, he makes a bunch of them, but the 40-yarder that got overturned by a holding call,

Speaker 11 it's just an absurd talent they now have at quarterback. Like, that team's going to be good for a while if it's healthy in a way that's obvious to everybody and replaces Aaron Rodgers.

Speaker 11 And they're going to have three great quarterbacks in a row, which is insane because that's a little bit hard to do.

Speaker 19 I think fans locally are pretty jealous of the fortune Green Bay's had when they've had a Hall of Fame quarterback backed up by a Hall of Fame quarterback.

Speaker 32 That quarterback takes over, puts up a Hall of Fame career, and then backed up by another future all-pro because Jordan Love is looking the part.

Speaker 11 It's not just that, though. Looking the part in the modern age with the way that football is played today, running over a safety on third down.

Speaker 38 I did not know he had that in him.

Speaker 11 Okay, but this will be fun to watch.

Speaker 11 The Packers aren't going to do, we just saw their downtime, and Jerry just traded them a pass rusher. Like, wait, their downtime was to get him before now.

Speaker 11 Now, Jordan Love is not only going to be great, Jordan Love is also value because he costs, doesn't he, about what Tua does? Like, when you.

Speaker 42 No, he signed a big extension, but they're smart about their extensions.

Speaker 16 I don't know about you, but I was like fixated on Micah Parsons last night.

Speaker 25 I love watching that dude play.

Speaker 7 Michael Parsons.

Speaker 18 I love how Dallas used him and Green Bay is using him in a similar fashion, probably even

Speaker 19 amplifying his versatility across the line. He played every position across that line, from what I could tell last night.

Speaker 25 They reserved him a little bit.

Speaker 1 You could tell

Speaker 23 the back injury, they're still trying to, you know,

Speaker 25 wade him into those waters.

Speaker 1 That's wild that he is still technically hurt because he's so fast.

Speaker 18 Oh, he had like nine snaps midway through a sentence.

Speaker 14 He's easy how fast he is.

Speaker 11 He chased down

Speaker 11 last week when he had his sack, and it felt to me like Jared Goff was surprised.

Speaker 11 You know, Jared Goff has some familiarity of when people are around him, but that got there faster than other things get there.

Speaker 11 When you look at the way they measure those people, because I've told you guys,

Speaker 11 I saw LT's Prime.

Speaker 28 I watched that.

Speaker 11 And now when I watch TJ Watt or Miles Garrett, I'm like, yeah, that, I mean, it's pretty close. And this is better than those things.

Speaker 11 To my eye, Miles Garrett is as good at that as anyone I've ever seen. Seeing him sack Joe Burrow three times, I believe Miles Garrett is the only thing on this earth that scares Joe Burrow.

Speaker 11 I don't think there's anything else that scares Joe Burrow. I think to my eye that Miles Garrett is better, but numerically he's not.

Speaker 11 When Micah Parsons is on the field, he creates more pressures than any player in the sport. And Bill Barnwell had this stat empirically.

Speaker 11 Since they've had Micah Parsons when he was in Dallas, when he was on the field, they were the best defense in the league over that time. When he wasn't, they were the worst.

Speaker 11 This is a player that is what Charles Haley was once upon a time when Dallas needed a missing piece. You can never get that guy.

Speaker 11 Now he's a little hurt, but he's available to a defense that's already good. We'll get back to that in a second.

Speaker 40 Hey, listeners, it's Mike.

Speaker 21 Hey, Billy Gill.

Speaker 7 Hey.

Speaker 40 Hey, Billy, as a proud member of your inner circle, remember when we were hanging out last weekend?

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Speaker 46 The fishtail palms, the great memories we made, kids playing in the pool and in our hands, a nice ice-cold can of Miller Light.

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Speaker 11 David Sampson was with Amin El Hassan giving real expertise so that Pablo Torre is now miles ahead of everyone else, the NBA, the Clippers.

Speaker 11 It felt to me over the last couple of days seeing Adam Silver talk before the next episode dropped, I saw a whole tide shift.

Speaker 11 in that sport and in that league from where it is Ballmer was when he was with the board of governors and everyone was laughing with him and believing that he was saying it's a fraud.

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He's at the board of governors. Everyone there likes Ballmer.
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Speaker 11 And the first step was for Silver to get out there, just like Mark Cuban, and defend Ballmer. And then the next news dropped.

Speaker 11 And it makes them look foolish because they didn't know what the next news was going to be, where it's a little closer to the Clippers than it was before.

Speaker 11 And they were talking in protection of Ballmer. That's not the mood in the last 24 hours.
In the last 24 hours since this Pablo story broke, I have talked to enough people that they are now more

Speaker 11 inclined to believe that Ballmer knew more than what it is that was going on at those governor's meetings when he was insisting the same thing that he insisted to Ramona Shelburne. Like,

Speaker 11 you guys have to understand.

Speaker 24 What does any of this have to do with peanuts?

Speaker 11 That David Sampson was eating peanuts throughout the episode. I didn't understand why he was eating peanuts throughout the episode.
Forgive me.

Speaker 12 Probably because they're damn good. I don't know if he had Hampton Farms, but he should have.

Speaker 13 Let's know, you have to circle back to the Packer game, too.

Speaker 16 You are weaving quite the web today.

Speaker 1 I was wondering if he was talking to peanut farmers or trying to figure it out.

Speaker 24 I'm personally hoping he forgot about the Conine thing.

Speaker 11 I gave the number to Chris and Billy.

Speaker 1 My phone's off in the corner because something's wrong with it where I turn the sound off and it keeps making sounds anyway. So I have it under a bag in the corner.
Is your phone in timeout?

Speaker 11 I'm going to send it to Roy now. Oh.
Yeah, well, I need somebody to get me Jeff Conine so I can ask him about this.

Speaker 25 Damn, I reminded him he was definitely going to forget.

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Speaker 11 Roy, I have put you on a text with Jeff Conine. I see that, yes.

Speaker 1 Not a lot of detail. I just saw the text.

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Speaker 11 I'm busy doing something. I can't.

Speaker 42 I can't just text Roy the number and he can handle it.

Speaker 11 I did that with Billy and Chris. How'd that work out for me?

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Speaker 1 I wasn't fired up. I just, you know, saw Tony Rizzo talking about Shadur Sanders.
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Speaker 1 isn't even really participating on the practice squad at the moment. So it's kind of like, what are the Browns doing? with Shadur Sanders?

Speaker 1 I don't quite understand why they didn't just release him when they had to cut a quarterback if they're not even going to use him in the practice squad.

Speaker 16 It is an interesting situation that the Browns have because their purported savior is this fifth-round draft pick.

Speaker 13 And it just so happened to be in a year in which they drafted a quarterback ahead of them.

Speaker 16 So maybe we trust the evaluation there and say like maybe Dylan Gabriel, I know it doesn't make sense to our eyes and Shadur probably fits what you envision a franchise quarterback looking like certainly more than Dylan Gabriel.

Speaker 19 But they have two of these rip cords that they can pull at any time that can release what is an intoxicant for Cleveland Browns fans, hope at the quarterback position.

Speaker 1 I also don't want to speculate on things, but there were reports that Kevin Stefanski did not want him to be on the team and didn't want to draft him.

Speaker 1 And then they went around him and drafted him anyways and forced that pick. So it's entirely possible Kevin Stefanski is like, you know what? I didn't want you on this team.

Speaker 1 I'm being forced to have you on this team, but you're not really going to be on this team if I have anything to do with it, which is absurd.

Speaker 18 It was a haslen call.

Speaker 11 There is no reason to pay pay attention to the Cleveland Browns this season because I'm about to get there. That's what I was going to do.

Speaker 28 He was bought in.

Speaker 7 Guys, what is this?

Speaker 11 The Cleveland Browns are in the position that they are in because you cannot have that much dead guaranteed money from a quarterback who isn't playing for you.

Speaker 11 So they're handcuffed in a way that will make them uninteresting all season, even though they have Miles Garrett.

Speaker 1 But you also have like your potential future quarterback who's a fifth-rounder, so you make up for that there, right?

Speaker 1 Like if you could get a first-round quarterback at a fifth-round price, then that kind of offsets some of the dead money for Deshaun Watson.

Speaker 11 Well, but the problem with that is more structural than you know, because when you have that much money tied up in Deshaun Watson, the rest of your team isn't quite good enough to make sure that Shador Sanders is protected the way a first-time starter who's a fifth-round pick must be at the beginning of his career because that position is hard to play.

Speaker 11 Their team is really bad, and they had a chance to win the opening game and start the Bengals the way that the Bengals always start.

Speaker 11 But once you're starting Joe Flacco with your season at this point in his career, that season has no chance. That season's not going to end anywhere good.

Speaker 11 And by the time Shador Sanders can play, even if he can play, that team's not good enough to make him better.

Speaker 11 And structurally, organizationally, they've got these problems that make it why when Aaron Aaron... Aaron Rodgers goes from the Jets to the Steelers, you see how that ends up looking different.

Speaker 11 That is a bad franchise and has been a bad franchise almost the entirety of my lifetime.

Speaker 11 Even if Shador Sanders were good, he would drown there because they've made no one good at that position since Bernie Cozar.

Speaker 16 Well, I mean, Baker did have like a good season and did win a playoff game on the road for them.

Speaker 22 And we all know now that Baker Mayfield is a pretty damn good quarterback.

Speaker 35 I would buck up against you saying that the Browns aren't interesting, just sampling, you know, debate television.

Speaker 36 Shador Sanders,

Speaker 18 whether he can play or not, that's still TBD.

Speaker 36 But in terms of having it as a sports conversation, he's had that for years.

Speaker 11 Oh, but, oh my God, the reason I say it's uninteresting is just because that's all going to fail. Deion's kid is going to drown in the dysfunction that is Cleveland because everyone does.

Speaker 11 It's always happened.

Speaker 7 A lot of fifth-round drafts also fail.

Speaker 1 But also, like, had he been drafted fifth or whatever by the Browns, then people would have been excited. But because he was drafted in the fifth round, then all of a sudden it's a guaranteed failure.

Speaker 1 Like, I don't entirely agree that it's just going to be kind of like an uninteresting team.

Speaker 1 They have storylines, and you are going to have a legitimate QB battle, not just amongst a drafted quarterback and a franchise quarterback, but two drafted quarterbacks.

Speaker 1 What's working against them, though, Dan, is a schedule because this week they're at Baltimore.

Speaker 1 And that's going to be a tough one. Then they host Green Bay.

Speaker 1 That's probably another loss. Then they're at Detroit.
I mean,

Speaker 38 I don't know.

Speaker 22 We don't know exactly exactly what the Lions are going to be.

Speaker 1 This is a big week for the Lions.

Speaker 30 Maybe.

Speaker 1 Then you have the Vikings, Steelers, Dolphins. I mean, this is just a murderer's row at the beginning of the season.
Yeah.

Speaker 7 It's going to be rough.

Speaker 2 Check after the bye.

Speaker 1 After the buy? I mean, you have Miami, New England headed into the byes. That's kind of get-right time.
Then you have the Jets.

Speaker 16 Well, is this a spot where you put in Shador?

Speaker 1 You guys are doing.

Speaker 11 You guys are doing a funny thing with the Browns because I don't think anyone listening to the sound of my voice would put the Browns in the top 15 of their teams in the league, in wherever it is your power rankings are on such things.

Speaker 11 And I don't think that anyone listening to this also thinks that Shador Sanders would make them appreciably better than that when that's what he'd be inheriting in his first year.

Speaker 38 Well, I don't know if you were following what we were doing.

Speaker 7 Yeah, they don't have a win.

Speaker 1 They might have a week until win seven. Or week seven.

Speaker 11 So they're only going to be interesting because they're dreadful.

Speaker 7 I mean, but you've run off how many teams already after one week.

Speaker 1 Look, they played close to the Bengals.

Speaker 13 The Browns have this weird thing about them that when when they're bad, they're an interesting type of bat.

Speaker 21 They've been a topic for being even when they're really bad.

Speaker 11 You have to bet and be right. You guys would put futures on the Browns making the playoffs.

Speaker 7 No, I don't know that they're going to make the playoffs.

Speaker 7 There's either like they're terrible or they're going to win the super teams. We have them at 0-7.

Speaker 47 What are you talking about?

Speaker 24 We have them at interesting. That's what we have.

Speaker 11 No, but half the teams in the league aren't interesting because they don't have a chance to win. And half the teams of the league are in the playoffs.

Speaker 23 And as someone that has lived through several Browns' bad seasons, they have found a way to be interesting always because of the hope that is represented in a young draft pick at quarterback.

Speaker 36 And now they got two of those, and no one wants the higher draft pick to succeed.

Speaker 18 In sampling the Cleveland Browns fan base, they're all shouldor people.

Speaker 1 Well, Kevin Stavansky wants the higher draft pick to succeed, it would appear.

Speaker 11 You sound like a Browns fan again.

Speaker 7 No, no, no, no.

Speaker 22 I am informed.

Speaker 40 I didn't unfollow Browns'

Speaker 28 accounts.

Speaker 21 I got my finger on.

Speaker 11 Sounds like you're a little more informed on the Browns than you might be on, for example, I'm going to say the Seahawks.

Speaker 7 Well informed.

Speaker 13 Don't do that to me.

Speaker 40 Don't project that to me.

Speaker 11 No, I think you're biased here again. No, I'm not.
I think I see some bias.

Speaker 13 I didn't introduce the topic.

Speaker 7 I'm a Bucks and the Titans guy.

Speaker 11 I think you're crawling back to the Browns.

Speaker 42 No, couldn't be further from the truth.

Speaker 13 They had a chance.

Speaker 16 They didn't trade up to get Cam Ward, and now I'm tightening up.

Speaker 11 Chris Cody, Billy mentioned once, I think, Tony Rizzo from Cleveland. Do we have some sound of him? What was he ranting against? The parade?

Speaker 12 He was complaining against a potential Owen 16 parade for the Browns.

Speaker 55 If you're one of the people out there that is planning a parade for Owen 16, I will fight you. Come down and see me right now.
I am at Buffalo Wild Wings.

Speaker 24 Do you have the clip where he said that we were such a well-produced show?

Speaker 18 Like a training ground for producers.

Speaker 11 So you're alleging, Billy, that Tony Rizzo happens to know. You gave him, I gave Jeremy, Chris gave Jeremy happens to know.
I thought that was the exclusive domain of reporters around here.

Speaker 11 People who were doing reporting and were offering information that no one else had because they're reporters. That's your biggest scoop, Jeremy? That.

Speaker 26 I mean, I'm the only person here who works as a reporter, like literally by definition.

Speaker 18 Yeah, that's his main job.

Speaker 19 This is what I do for a living.

Speaker 11 But you don't break news.

Speaker 7 No, but he reports.

Speaker 49 Sideline reporters don't often break news unless they're like, so-and-so went into the dugout, so-and-so is in the locker room.

Speaker 18 We'll give you an update here. But no,

Speaker 7 what's happening today?

Speaker 24 Are we all right?

Speaker 7 That was a good football game.

Speaker 11 Is this because we haven't delivered Jeff Conine?

Speaker 7 Yes.

Speaker 26 I can't understand why you would sort of diminish the credentials of me as a reporter.

Speaker 26 I mean, tonight, when I'm working as a reporter on the Marlins broadcast, I'll be going around asking trivia questions to Marlins fans in the concourse with the deal being for everyone they get right, I buy them a hot dog for Dollar Hot Dog Night.

Speaker 20 If that's not reporting, then I don't know what is Dan.

Speaker 1 Walter Kronkite.

Speaker 55 We will spend the entire season analyzing the sport i listened to dan's show while i was in florida last week you know i listened every day came in in the afternoons got a good show it's got a very good show oh it's impeccably produced i mean oh goodness that is like a um like a like a training uh show for kids on how to produce radio

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Speaker 18 I mean, we're certainly not that anymore.

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Speaker 27 Don Lebatard.

Speaker 1 I may take it one step further.

Speaker 7 Wait a minute. We haven't.
Wait a minute.

Speaker 11 Wait, let's go. You're getting sexier by the moment.

Speaker 11 Slow down. We haven't even gotten.

Speaker 27 Stugats.

Speaker 13 Jason Sanders, you're unnoticed.

Speaker 13 What in spite of him?

Speaker 13 Oh wow. I love you, Duke.

Speaker 52 This is the Don Levatar Show with these two guys.

Speaker 1 What is the going on payoff exactly? Like, what are you going to ask the paychecks? Did you have fun when you were here? That's right. When I wasn't?

Speaker 20 That's right. The big payoff is...
It was alright.

Speaker 1 You know, in 2003, Chicago. I was like, we get it, buddy.
You won a World Series 23 years ago.

Speaker 11 Do you remember your handshake with Mike Ryan?

Speaker 7 I don't know.

Speaker 7 Not really.

Speaker 35 Two thoughts.

Speaker 1 Thank you, Jeff. Mike Mordecai.

Speaker 19 Okay, we get it, bud.

Speaker 11 Here's the problem with what you guys are doing. You take no inventory of consequences that befall me.

Speaker 11 Correct. You have ruined my relationship with World Series MVP Mike Lowell.

Speaker 7 No,

Speaker 7 my relationship is Renelle. No.

Speaker 11 No.

Speaker 36 Because I thought we were all cool and I mentioned something about his defensive prowess at second base and he took it super personally.

Speaker 11 Okay, again,

Speaker 11 not taking consequences.

Speaker 11 You were responsible for forever ruining my relationship with World Series MVP Mike Lowell. I don't know.
Now you're being disrespectful to Mr. Marlin.

Speaker 45 You're shit, Siring, because I'm not being disrespectful.

Speaker 1 He's also saying you guys are not taking accountability by the fact that you've ruined all of my relationships.

Speaker 42 I literally just said, no, that's my bad.

Speaker 28 I said, hey, man, I thought we could crack jokes about you playing second, and apparently Mike Lowell is not down like that.

Speaker 55 It's impeccably produced.

Speaker 40 So that's my bad.

Speaker 50 I feel bad about it every day.

Speaker 18 This is me taking accountability.

Speaker 23 Mike Lowell certainly wasn't as cool with me as well.

Speaker 11 You said you could beat him in a foot race, is where you lost.

Speaker 28 I don't recall that at all.

Speaker 11 You were disrespectful to him as a player.

Speaker 7 He was a little bit of a sword.

Speaker 11 You were disrespectful to me.

Speaker 7 Did I say that part?

Speaker 33 I think he took offense at like the defensive thing.

Speaker 7 I don't know. It was very, very strange.

Speaker 10 You tell me.

Speaker 10 I apologize personally.

Speaker 16 I've had two of these in my life. No, three of these.

Speaker 39 One of them was because Jeremy Roenick had too many on a golf course.

Speaker 7 That guy was. That was bad.

Speaker 38 Yeah, he kept calling my PD trying to get me fired.

Speaker 23 But you know what?

Speaker 24 He has his reputation.

Speaker 18 I got mine.

Speaker 1 Thinking back to the Conine day, didn't you also tell Jeff Kona, like, you had a terrible game three or something?

Speaker 7 Like, you just went over how horrible his game was.

Speaker 12 But you were trying to build him up because it was like you bounced back. He had the game-winning hit.

Speaker 7 Yeah, you had the game-winning hit.

Speaker 31 But you were so bad.

Speaker 1 Dog shit before that game-winning hit.

Speaker 13 Grounded into a double play,

Speaker 50 got caught stealing.

Speaker 34 But he did deliver the one run, and I was trying to credit it.

Speaker 1 What the hell was he doing trying to steal from the game?

Speaker 18 I don't think I have a problem with Jeff Conine, but we'll find out. Landon Donovan also had to apologize directly because he was very sensitive, but whatever.

Speaker 23 We're good now. We did a show.

Speaker 18 I had way too many Miller Lights, not really thinking that that game would end so quickly.

Speaker 1 So to be clear, Dan's relationships were ruined by you, and it wasn't you. It was them not receiving the information the way they should have that ruined.

Speaker 1 So really, they ruined their relationships with Dan if we're following this correct.

Speaker 11 It's not a they, and it's not relationships.

Speaker 1 No, Landon Donovan.

Speaker 24 No, that was Mike Lowell.

Speaker 7 I took accountability.

Speaker 1 No, but it was them because they received it wrong. So you didn't ruin it.
They ruined it by not receiving it properly. So that's why they ruined.
Look, they ruined their relationships with Dan.

Speaker 1 Settled.

Speaker 18 I'm being accountable.

Speaker 19 I thought I was closer to these people than I actually was.

Speaker 21 They're like, only my friends can talk to me like that. And you, sir, are not my friend.

Speaker 25 I will be a good teammate and not reveal the cavalcade of relationships Dan's ruined for me.

Speaker 7 Oh.

Speaker 11 Give me the broadcasting person who won our handshake competition and get me Jeff Conine.

Speaker 11 Who's the broadcaster that you guys would point to and say that's the guy.

Speaker 11 You think you can beat Trevor Madich? Like,

Speaker 11 if I say Trevor Maddich has the firmest handshake in all of broadcasting, you know Chris Fowler probably has.

Speaker 7 Oh, dude, that's a, yeah, I don't want that smoke.

Speaker 13 Don't want that smoke.

Speaker 11 But Chris Fowler wants to show you.

Speaker 15 Yeah, well, he's vascular.

Speaker 12 What about Mark Schlereth?

Speaker 42 I don't want that smoke either.

Speaker 16 Alyssa Lang looks like she has a good handshake.

Speaker 25 Mark Schlareth is another one of my beefs, but I think we're all right.

Speaker 11 I think Schlareth's handshake would be gnarled. I would think fingers are gnarled there, that there would be trouble sort of,

Speaker 7 and I'm not mocking him.

Speaker 33 Yeah, but it's a meat hook.

Speaker 33 You don't want any part of that.

Speaker 11 The hockey guys, Roy, have to...

Speaker 7 They're Eddie Ocek.

Speaker 11 Well, I mean, Kawhi Leonard, one of, I'm not going to say it's the reason Kawhi Leonard's so good, but one of them is the size of his hands makes him in the lane someone's impossibly strong.

Speaker 11 You cannot take that ball out of his hands.

Speaker 11 How often do you see Kawhi Leonard stripped? Like the way that he has the ball is at least in part because his hands are inordinately large. He will shake your elbow if he's shaking your hand.

Speaker 11 Is he in the contest if we make it sports, if we go into sports, if we go not just broadcasting, but the athletes?

Speaker 7 I would say if you have to grip a tool, like a golf club, a bat, hockey stick, tennis racket, you're probably in that tier. Wow.

Speaker 11 Well, but this is why I think, Jeff Konite, I think the racquetball and the bat, right? You're doing so many reps of things with your hands that require hand strength.

Speaker 11 That's why I tell you that it was something. My brother all his life did this.
He tried to have handshake offs with people like Boog Shambi. You know, Boog Shambi is.

Speaker 34 Good handshake.

Speaker 11 Oh, of course, Boog Shamby. Boog Shambi has taken me and my brother with

Speaker 13 both of them.

Speaker 11 Boog Shambi is uncommonly strong. And so me and my brother grabbed him from the sides one time and he threw us the way that Chewbacca did in the original Star Wars.

Speaker 11 Like he would just, he just threw the both of us with both, yeah, with both shoulders. That's Hulk strength.
Yeah, I mean, it was ridiculous.

Speaker 11 It was, and, and, and so, but he would tell you, Jeff Conine's hand, there cannot be a firmer handshake anywhere in sports.

Speaker 16 Roy, I did shake Brooks Kepka's hand one time.

Speaker 24 How'd that go? Nothing to report there. I thought I thought it was fairly even.

Speaker 7 Okay.

Speaker 7 Why did you share that story?

Speaker 13 Well, you were saying the people that hold clubs.

Speaker 22 I'm like, I'd love to tell the tale.

Speaker 13 Tools.

Speaker 11 The idea of tools, that if you're doing something that often, your hands are going to be, you know,

Speaker 11 unusually strong. If you guys don't get me conine for the payoff on this segment, I'm going to call Tony Rizzo and see if he wants to hire all of you.

Speaker 7 Oh, shit.

Speaker 16 Are you.

Speaker 1 He'd love to hire all of us. He glowing praise.

Speaker 19 I mean, you're lost, but he values us.

Speaker 7 Yeah, exactly right. Would he pay? I don't think this one's on us.

Speaker 13 This one might be on Niner.

Speaker 18 What if Niner doesn't want to do it?

Speaker 1 It's your fault, I guess.

Speaker 11 Back to the packers no before we i'll i've got something for them but before we get to that and before we get out of the local hour did you do on your special owned owned platform of university of miami hurricaning where you are an insider a booster a reporter and a jack of all trades uh did you do the five-hour live stream uh with guests for usf and miami a game between top 20 teams this week uh we did not do a special five-hour Hurricane Marathon on Keynes Insight, but Keynes Insight is available daily.

Speaker 25 I was on the show on Wednesday.

Speaker 33 We had Josh Appell, friend of the show, former intern, preview our opponent.

Speaker 42 And I'm super into this game.

Speaker 13 It's a top 20 matchup that doesn't have a lot of juice for, you know, they're playing for the McGuffin.

Speaker 49 Am I breaking this to you?

Speaker 11 I have liked South Florida and UCF for the last decade, getting sort of the spillage that there is in Florida football. And I know South Florida's had some bad teams here.

Speaker 11 I I don't think this is one of them.

Speaker 16 The University of Miami is a really good team. USF has pulled off back-to-back ranked wins.

Speaker 23 I did re-watch the game against Florida.

Speaker 16 I didn't think USF played particularly well in that game.

Speaker 19 And that's really impressive when a team can pull off an upset of close to 18 points without playing their 8-plus game.

Speaker 23 But I think Miami is ultimately too deep, too big, and it'll look a lot like last year's game did where Miami pulled away late.

Speaker 37 But again, they're playing for the McGuffin.

Speaker 16 And I don't think you were familiar with that because you just kind of,

Speaker 11 as a good producer, you wouldn't circle back around and point that out. I would hope that you would support me and just keep it moving.
I didn't come close to answering your question.

Speaker 11 I just did a little dance on USF and UCF's history over the last 10 years. But you're supposed to protect me in those spots instead of exposing me.

Speaker 37 I was just going to explain what the MacGuffin is.

Speaker 40 The McGuffin is this fictional trophy that people date back to the dawn of college football, Rutgers-Princeton.

Speaker 25 And basically, it's a title belt that gets handed down.

Speaker 37 So whoever won that Rutgers-Princeton game was a McGuffin champion, and whoever beat them got to be the McGuffin champion.

Speaker 37 Florida won the McGuffin championship when they beat Ole Miss last year, but now USF is a McGuffin title holder.

Speaker 13 Now, this would be Miami's seventh McGuffin reign, and they also one time held the McGuffin for 800 dates.

Speaker 7 Wow. Yes, so this is a big deal.

Speaker 16 This is a huge deal going on, as if I can make football in the CW seem any bigger. But usually when Miami has a top five team and they play a ranked team, there's more juice to this.

Speaker 15 I love it when these two teams play.

Speaker 49 Neither of these programs are afraid to schedule one another.

Speaker 39 I know they play again in 2028.

Speaker 28 I would totally sign up for this being an annual rivalry.

Speaker 42 I love taking trips out to Tampa.

Speaker 39 I love USF's gumption when it comes to scheduling these games.

Speaker 35 And I'm expecting a pretty good one in which Miami will, look, in the first three weeks, Miami has an opportunity to beat two ranked opponents.

Speaker 26 That's pretty damn good I don't think that they've done that since 2017 beat two ranked opponents I mean to Dan's point about liking UCF and USF you know for the last decade or so there's only two teams in the state of Florida who ranked in the top 25 in the Cully Matrix a nationally recognized poll by the NCAA put it on the poll please at Lebatard show is winning the McGovern USF and UCF top 25

Speaker 28 You can kick them out. That's all right.
I think most people would back that.

Speaker 7 They'd want that.

Speaker 1 It's good context.

Speaker 26 No Knights, though.

Speaker 7 Yeah, no Knights. Bounce House.

Speaker 40 You're self-reporting. That's good.

Speaker 1 Dane, do you see that UCF like officially renamed their stadium the Bounce House? It was just a nickname before, and now it's actually the Bounce House.

Speaker 22 Interesting. Are you not into this game?

Speaker 39 Do you not believe in USF?

Speaker 7 Do you not want to talk to football editors?

Speaker 1 I thought you wanted to come in Friday to talk ball.

Speaker 28 We talked ball, and you're like, well, let me talk to Mr. Morland.

Speaker 24 You got to circle back to the Packers.

Speaker 11 I will eventually. Put it on the poll.
Get me Conine. Is winning the McGuffin a big deal? And also,

Speaker 11 gumption.

Speaker 11 I'm not hearing that word a lot anymore, and I'm certainly not hearing it very much around football in my football analysis.

Speaker 11 All of you here, when Mike Ryan, for some reason, tells you he's impressed by a team's gumption. Is that analysis that you guys have heard anywhere else?

Speaker 11 That any, like, who leads, just tell me, who leads the NFL in gumption?

Speaker 16 No, I meant the athletic department's gumption in scheduling games.

Speaker 36 I don't know if there's an NFL team.

Speaker 33 Gumption doesn't really play itself out on the field, Dan.

Speaker 18 This is more of a mindset.

Speaker 1 I would argue that the CFP committee probably takes into account gumption.

Speaker 24 I mean, that's basically SOS, right?

Speaker 11 You guys want football? Let's do the bucket and get me Jeff Conine. Like, somebody get me Jeff Conine, but let's do the bucket,

Speaker 7 the Dentech bucket.

Speaker 11 I have told you before that this, that Dentech, this is something I have used because I was grinding my teeth at night.

Speaker 28 Look at you.

Speaker 19 The grind never stops for this guy.

Speaker 11 It was helpful. It was helpful.
It stopped the headache. So I can say that honestly.

Speaker 11 The helmet that we have in front of us, I have not lost

Speaker 11 in a year.

Speaker 50 I never lost last year.

Speaker 34 Like the McGuffin.

Speaker 7 Billy, you lost last week. I did not lose.

Speaker 11 I did?

Speaker 11 Yes, you lost last week. You were the only loser last week.
I did not lose all of last year.

Speaker 11 We are going to do the bucket again. Again, the Dentech bucket.
Mike Bryan, you select first, please.

Speaker 13 Where is the bucket, Roy?

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Speaker 27 Okay, I have.

Speaker 7 Thank you for your service. Who would take Army? Yeah.

Speaker 7 I would take Army. Army is on the by.

Speaker 49 I won with that Helmer Pole last time.

Speaker 3 Whoa, Jesus damn it.

Speaker 7 All right, let's fix this.

Speaker 7 Let's fix it.

Speaker 12 Put him back in. We had a fumble.

Speaker 7 We got a fumble. Ball's on the ground.

Speaker 15 Okay, actually, dramatic tension.

Speaker 7 Ball, ball, OSCE.

Speaker 11 Dramatic tension. Hold on a second.
I'm going to go to break. We got to get ourselves in order.
The game has been.

Speaker 7 I got it in order. The game has been compromised.

Speaker 34 Go to commercial. The game has been compromised.

Speaker 34 And give me going on.

Speaker 40 Hey, listeners, it's Mike.

Speaker 21 Hey, Billy Gill.

Speaker 7 Hey.

Speaker 45 Hey, Billy, as a proud member of your inner circle, remember when we were hanging out last weekend?

Speaker 2 Oh, yeah, fishtail palms.

Speaker 46 The fishtail palms, the great memories we made, kids playing in the pool and in our hands, a nice ice-cold pan of Miller Light.

Speaker 31 It was so hot out.

Speaker 44 I know, but it was so cold in my hand.

Speaker 19 We took that for a sip. It was crisp.

Speaker 36 It was refreshing.

Speaker 33 Oh, man, there is nothing like cracking open a Miller light with your crew and your inner circle bones.

Speaker 44 Hell yeah. we fist bumped.

Speaker 7 Whether it's we actually really did, whether it's that touchdown.

Speaker 16 It didn't make a sound, but it just thought BAM!

Speaker 7 Boom!

Speaker 45 Whether it's that touchdown you didn't see coming or just arguing about fantasy lineups, you and I did plenty of that.

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Speaker 7 What?

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The original light beer since 1975 and still hitting different five decades later.

Speaker 15 Miller Light, great taste, 96 calories.

Speaker 41 Go to millerlight.com/slash dan to find delivery options near you, or you can pick up some Miller Light pretty much anywhere they sell beer.

Speaker 10 It's Miller time! Celebrate responsibly!

Speaker 50 Miller Brewing Company, Milwaukee, Wisconsin, 96 calories and 3.2 carbs per 12 ounces.