Alley Oop: MPJ’s Comments Go Viral — NBA Media Day Fallout & the Liberty’s SHOCKING decision to dump head coach

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Speaker 12 Welcome to the alley. Ooh, we outside, dog.
You see, my sister is Tristan right now in Zion in the Matrix right now, calling from where Neo is actually at.

Speaker 12 Thank y'all for pulling up on this. You feel me? What another look? It's a lot going on.
We don't need no damn intros. We're finna cut the intro short.
It's time for

Speaker 12 Bushstock.

Speaker 8 Hold up, hold up. I know we were about to start with the Liberty.
Yeah. But you said Zion.

Speaker 8 And I feel, and I feel

Speaker 8 that we kind of got to talk about Zion.

Speaker 12 You know what I mean?

Speaker 12 And I'm not going to talk about it.

Speaker 12 My boy got the goatee.

Speaker 8 I think, so Zion went, it was media availability week or whatever, media week. What was it called?

Speaker 12 It's called Media Day.

Speaker 8 And so

Speaker 8 they throw out their little people, you know, they throw out the little characters that they have in their puppeteer match. And Zion was like, I feel like I'm in the best shape of my life.

Speaker 12 Right.

Speaker 12 They would say it feels good to feel good, man.

Speaker 8 He said, it feels good to feel good. Like he's never felt good or taken care of his body in his life.
And someone put him on the Zempic and he was like, yo,

Speaker 8 allegedly. I'm just saying potentially.

Speaker 8 And he was like, what's it like to not think about food 24-7?

Speaker 8 And I'm now in the best shape of my life where I can work out for hours and not need 17,000 beignets. And so I feel amazing.
Like my knees are feeling good, right?

Speaker 12 I'm about to say, bro, like, he was out for Achilles injuries for the last six years of his career like that's not the case bit bruh like you have not been out for health concerns but keep going sis and you've been out because you've been fat um

Speaker 8 so but jeff teague said it on his podcast and it's nice nice to see a professional athlete say

Speaker 8 what we have been feeling which is listen

Speaker 8 you're in control of all this it's like you zion and And Jeff Teague is like, I'm not a fan of his anymore. Like, he could have been feeling good.
Yes, find it, Miss Rebecca. Find it.

Speaker 8 Jeff Teague, Zion, you will pull it up really fast.

Speaker 12 Shit, okay.

Speaker 14 From boxing to working out on the football field a lot

Speaker 14 to just different random workouts.

Speaker 14 Locked in pickleball. During that time frame last year, I really felt a shift in my body to where I would look at him and go,

Speaker 14 dude, it feels good to feel good.

Speaker 5 I haven't

Speaker 14 dealt like this since college, high school.

Speaker 16 Feels good, it feels good to eat.

Speaker 13 Cut the beat.

Speaker 16 It's probably the dumbest press conference I ever heard in my life.

Speaker 16 All this stuff is because of you.

Speaker 13 You choose to eat, be out of shape, all that.

Speaker 2 Now, all of a sudden, it's a contract year, probably.

Speaker 12 Or you're looking for an extension.

Speaker 5 All of a sudden, he in shape.

Speaker 15 He caused a lot of harm on his body by being out of shape. Come on, bro.

Speaker 15 Now he caused a lot of harm on his own body.

Speaker 12 Brad, like, he shot it. You can't say that.

Speaker 12 He acted like he done hurt himself intentionally because of some French minds. Look, I salute Jeff T, bro.
Like, I ain't hear that before now. So, yeah, salute.
Like, he's right.

Speaker 12 Why is you acting like somebody held you in a dungeon for three years and they wouldn't let you out? And now they finally let you out and you feel good.

Speaker 8 He literally acted like he got Britney Grinard.

Speaker 12 You know what I mean?

Speaker 8 Like, he was in a Russian prison getting the plate of metal, like the metal plate of gulag

Speaker 8 underneath the door, and he was malnourished. She's like, oh, I finally feel good.
It's like, no, you were eating yourself into a stupor.

Speaker 12 I ain't never heard no woman come out and be like, bruh, I miss Bazayan. That's my guy.

Speaker 8 What was her name?

Speaker 12 No, we can't bleep her name out.

Speaker 8 Bleep her name out. We can't give her any shine.
Anyway, she came out and was like, yo, he's fat. I go over there.
The house doesn't even have furniture. They got lawn chairs in the living room.

Speaker 8 This a professional athlete making 40 M's, or is this like

Speaker 8 a guy in his dorm room?

Speaker 12 I think lawn chairs in the living room get a bad rap, though. What?

Speaker 12 You think the lawn chair? I ain't going to hold you. Like, come on, man.
Like, why? We cannot have...

Speaker 8 What? We cannot have lawn chairs in the living room?

Speaker 12 Why? Kind of. Like, if we got a couch, couch, we got a love cushion or whatever they call it, love sofa, whatever they say, love chair, and we got a damn lawn chair because it, brother.

Speaker 12 I like laying in my lawn chair, man. The dog can hop up on you.

Speaker 12 Oh, my, nah, we gotta move on.

Speaker 8 Boy, stop.

Speaker 17 I would like to ask, do you really think that Luca lost all this weight playing pickleball?

Speaker 12 Pickleball?

Speaker 12 No. No.

Speaker 8 He did not. I'll just say this about Luca.
It's not pickleball, homie. It's not pickleball at all.

Speaker 12 It's Ozickleball.

Speaker 8 It's Ozickleball. It's Monjickleball.

Speaker 8 It's Wagickleball.

Speaker 8 That's Wagovi, Ozempic, and Manjaro, if you were wondering. I know all the GLP ones.
Not that I use them, but

Speaker 8 just because.

Speaker 12 If you're dealing with moderate to severe platiness, neither here nor there. Moving on.

Speaker 8 All right, let's move on.

Speaker 12 Speaking of out-of-pockets, out-of-pocket books, Michael Porter Jr., brother of John Chain.

Speaker 12 What a summer my boy is having behind the microphone. Sis, have you caught up to any of this? Like, have you been watching this?

Speaker 8 The one that I just saw that I wanted to make a video on, I hope that Mr. Becca has.

Speaker 8 It was about...

Speaker 8 how he was dating a girl and agreed to split rent with her when she first of all she makes whatever she makes not a lot but she was not able to afford five thousand dollars a month in rent which is like not many people can yeah and and so he said well what could you afford

Speaker 8 and he she said i can afford this he's like i'll pay the rest

Speaker 8 And then, why are we getting Yahoo?

Speaker 8 Why are we not getting the videos?

Speaker 12 Salute to Mr. Beck.
Everybody in the video audience and the listening audience, thank you for being here.

Speaker 12 Point your hands at your phone or at your TV device and send a prayer from our sister, Miss Rebecca.

Speaker 12 Just send a general prayer. It don't got to be specific.
Just send one her way.

Speaker 17 What is wrong with the two of you? Look, I get three words. Okay, I get Michael Porter Jr.
That's what I get. I have to Google that.

Speaker 12 Dylan, leave all of this in.

Speaker 8 Let me see here.

Speaker 12 We're watching black couples right now. I don't know what.

Speaker 12 No matter what you say, Miss Rebecca, we're watching a black couple get interviewed on our television. Maybe she's having,

Speaker 12 you know, I don't know.

Speaker 12 I didn't want to say nothing out of pocket. You know, maybe she's having some ED.
I don't know. This looks like a commercial for that.
She's talking about MPA.

Speaker 12 I mean,

Speaker 8 I just feel like you don't know how to find things.

Speaker 12 That's all.

Speaker 13 I know you're not worth $200 million dollars and was splitting rent with your

Speaker 15 you talking about that i should pay for the whole thing absolutely

Speaker 13 hold on

Speaker 13 200 million dollar deal and you were splitting rent with your ex-girlfriend yeah

Speaker 15 like what are you talking about the right decision basically bruh i said whatever happens in this relationship for the next year i'm committed to paying this this rent. You're a year by year guy.

Speaker 13 You committed to the NBA year by year. You committed to

Speaker 15 because I'm like, I don't know if we're going to be.

Speaker 15 be i don't know if this is my wife i don't know if it's not so i'm okay for this next year i got you whatever happens we could break up i got you for this next year i split rent with you you came to it with the wrong mindset though i know but brother i don't know i just didn't know so then we ended up breaking up five six months into the rent

Speaker 15 and basically that's where i'm at now where i'm like man do i keep do i keep helping her out or is it cooked so you just don't send her her half for the rest of the year because she need to act right month to month

Speaker 12 oh

Speaker 8 okay, that's where you lost me. You need to act.
You're not together anymore. Go ahead, Juju.
I'm going to let you go.

Speaker 12 Go ahead, Juju. Nah, go ahead, Tristan.

Speaker 8 I'll be picking topics that are like the hottest stove. And I'm like, I'll let you go, Juju.

Speaker 12 I'll let you go.

Speaker 12 I'm going to catch the alley oop.

Speaker 8 And Juju said, nah, nah, nah. Do you step on those hot coals for me, for us?

Speaker 8 What you lost me at, you're going to need to act right month to month. You're not together anymore.
What do you mean, act right month to month?

Speaker 12 Yeah, what is acting right, I guess.

Speaker 8 Yeah, what does that mean?

Speaker 12 Yeah, what does that mean?

Speaker 12 Gentleman callers, yeah.

Speaker 8 Can she not date anyone else? You've promised to pay the rest of the lease. Send her the bread and call it a day.

Speaker 12 Or maybe she got some embarrassing pictures on her phone, though, my boy.

Speaker 8 That's what he said. That's probably why he's like, I'm going to make you act right.
Act right now.

Speaker 12 Don't take no, you post that picture I took that one time.

Speaker 8 I don't like the fact that she's got to come to him month to month, hat in hand to be like, hey,

Speaker 8 could you Venmo me that money though? Because like it's the end of the month.

Speaker 12 I got to see the apartment.

Speaker 8 I can't.

Speaker 12 I got to see the apartment. Because dad will tell me, hey, sometimes you need to keep your hat in your hand for some of these apartments.
Now, some places, I get it. Yeah, man.

Speaker 12 Don't maybe pull up on you every month for this. Come on, man.
I live in the damn, I'm in the Marcy Projects, bitch, bro. Come on.
Bruh, I'm not finna go back and forth with you.

Speaker 12 You know the picture you got on your phone. You won't delete it.
How about this? I'm going to send you the Durant.

Speaker 12 Holler at me next month when that picture still ain't relevant because maybe we waiting on some stuff that he shouldn't be seen in.

Speaker 12 My boy ain't never been this smart, so I don't know why I'm giving him this much.

Speaker 8 You really are. I feel like we had not seen any or heard anything from Michael Porter Jr.
when he was in Denver after he said, I don't think COVID's real.

Speaker 8 And I think it's a plant from the government to make us sick and it's a conspiracy. And I think Denver was like, okay, we're going to need to put you

Speaker 8 in the basement with some duct tape on until the games, until game day rolls around. And he got to Brooklyn and he started talking a lot.

Speaker 12 Yeah, he goofy for that one. Like, come on, Joker of the day for that one, bro.
That was like a month ago or so. That's still goofy in here.
I ain't put my damn girl through no tests.

Speaker 12 You got to jump through some hoops to get to know me. Bro, it's me we talking about.
I'm a prize. Yes, I love myself, but I ain't this much of a prize.

Speaker 12 This lady got a parent, mom, dad, sister, brother. I'm playing Andrew Tate in front of her.
But if you don't get the hell up out of here with that one, salute, though.

Speaker 8 There's nobody more respectful towards women that I know than Juju.

Speaker 12 See, now, this is what you got to understand. I've been a player since I was in third grade.
Like,

Speaker 12 oh, congratulations. You are a great-looking woman.
Guess what? I've been doing that since I was six, man. I've been seeing fine women since I was six.

Speaker 12 Had them, you feel me, on my team consensually as well through high school, middle school, college. Come on, man.
I'm a grown-ass man right now.

Speaker 17 Thank God he threw the consensually. in.

Speaker 12 I'm a grown-ass man right now. I don't get impressed.
You can't impress me with fine no more. Guess what? There's a hundred million folks on the earth fine.
What you got between the ears?

Speaker 8 Yo, I thought I was impressing you with fine when we met with my bling. I thought that's what it was.

Speaker 12 Ah, you was impressing me with sauce, man.

Speaker 12 Sauce, it's the sauce.

Speaker 12 Come on. I was like, nah, something's going on over here.
The vibes is pulling me this way. Who are you? What do you do?

Speaker 12 Why do you have on 17 chains like Slick Rick himself

Speaker 12 in the damn Super Bowl meeting?

Speaker 8 He said I had a whole bunch of them on my team conceptually since I was, what, six years old? Six years old.

Speaker 12 Six, six, man. Come on.
I've been a player since I was six, man.

Speaker 12 Congratulations for looking good, man. But I don't see you.
I see who I want to see. And that's my baby.
Speaking of hoops, Brianna Turner the other night for the fever.

Speaker 12 She was at the free throw line, bro, and she had one of the most epic mistakes you could have.

Speaker 12 It wasn't the ultimate epic, which is the air ball, but she shot the ball so hard into the glass, she almost broke the damn goal.

Speaker 12 The whole ACES bench, when it happened, reacted and was jumping like, oh, somebody shoot.

Speaker 8 Did you see that? I did not see it. If Miss Rebecca has it, which I know she does.

Speaker 12 You see, I was trying to feel. I was doing my job.
I was like, look,

Speaker 12 Brianna Turner, ladies and gentlemen. Yeah.
Let's just start there, Miss Rebecca.

Speaker 8 Literally, we're just giving her time to like get into it.

Speaker 8 And it's like, nope, it's not coming. It's not coming.
Nope.

Speaker 8 The B-roll is definitely still not coming. Don't worry.

Speaker 12 Even now, she didn't take that time either to find the video.

Speaker 12 I have it.

Speaker 17 It's just getting it to you. Just give Mara a second.

Speaker 12 Put the blade down. Put the blade down, Miss Rebecca.
Bruh, look at the Aces Bench, bruh.

Speaker 12 They so damn stupid.

Speaker 12 They so damn stupid, bruh.

Speaker 8 That was a jump scare. Look at them jump scare.

Speaker 12 Kia Stokes wanted to laugh instantly. She had to look back to make sure she could laugh.
Kia Stokes, hell. You know who else, hell? Whoever, who that? Aaliyah Boston? No,

Speaker 12 I can't see. That's an old girl.
She just got signed. Salute the game cop.
She's a cop.

Speaker 12 She tried to give her a little dap. Like, good shot.
That wasn't no damn good shot. Jackie, young, you need to be ashamed of yourself laughing that hard.

Speaker 8 Asia had to tap Jackie like, yo, relax. Relax.
Stop.

Speaker 8 That's how you knew that it was really a blowout. Because

Speaker 8 if the aces were down in that game, I don't know what the score was at that point, but I bet you they're up 20 or more. Because if they're down, they're not playing around like that.

Speaker 12 Bro, videos like this make me miss playing team sports, bro.

Speaker 12 This is funny as hell, bro. This is a playoff game.
She shot the ball so damn hard in the backboard, bro.

Speaker 12 Look, Breonna Turner, we ain't gonna play like this. This is the first time we mentioned you on the show.
We gotta keep respect on your name. You a listener.

Speaker 8 I know. I like that.
The best part about Rebecca is that she likes to beat a dead horse

Speaker 8 metaphorically only.

Speaker 8 And she'll just keep it on loop. Like, we're just gonna have this on loop.
It's like, damn.

Speaker 17 By the time I find it, I have such happiness that I found it that I just need to leave it there forever.

Speaker 8 We just know Breonna Turner is not there for her shooting.

Speaker 8 She's there for her defense and her rebounding.

Speaker 12 Toughness.

Speaker 12 Playing that bit about the spike.

Speaker 12 In other news, the Jonas Brothers won't be playing at the Phoenix Arena on Sunday as scheduled because

Speaker 12 of the Phoenix Mercury.

Speaker 12 Come on, man. How we feeling about that, sis? The WNBA is saying, nah, bruh, chill.
We got this. What you think, dog?

Speaker 8 I think it should have happened for the Golden State Valkyries if it's going to happen for Phoenix.

Speaker 8 I'm happy that it happened in Phoenix, but you can't have on one hand talking out one side of your mouth and then be talking out of the other side of your mouth.

Speaker 8 And Balholla would have been going crazy at Chase Center.

Speaker 8 So I think this is a really good sign, though, that the WNBA is going to say, hey, like if we have a playoff game, I don't care who's in the building. I don't care if it's Rihanna.

Speaker 8 I don't care if it's the Jonas Brothers. I don't care if it's Dua Lipa.

Speaker 12 Let's not go too far.

Speaker 8 Well, I don't care.

Speaker 8 No, I know. I love Rihanna.
And I love Dua Lipa and I love the Jonas Brothers. But this is a basketball arena.
And if there's basketball to be played, then that's what's going to happen.

Speaker 8 And you can move your concert somewhere else.

Speaker 12 Excuse me.

Speaker 12 But yeah, bruh, it's right because in 2021, the same stuff happened. The WMEA team was getting booted from its arena, which was the Phoenix Mercury for Disney on Ice.

Speaker 8 Oh, yeah. See, wait, come on.
Come on.

Speaker 8 There's levels to this. I don't know if Disney on Ice still boots the Mercury, but I know that the Jonas brothers are pretty great.

Speaker 8 It's not like we just had the Shimon Gonas brothers and we're getting rid of them.

Speaker 12 Yeah, salute to the Jonas brothers, man. Salute to Nick Jonas.
Getting the job done.

Speaker 12 That's the only one I know.

Speaker 8 You know who's seeing what they want to see? see is

Speaker 8 the GM of the New York Liberty. We got about five minutes at max to talk about the donkey of the day, Jonathan Kolb, the GM of the Liberty,

Speaker 8 firing Sandy Brandello, a two-time champion, because this is not a results-based business.

Speaker 12 Come on, bruh. What the hell was that? My boy, Miles Elrich, he said that.

Speaker 12 The GM says a coaching change was very much under consideration last season. We won the championship, but it's not about the end result.
Bro, what the hell is you talking about, man?

Speaker 12 They let you GM a team with that on your, on your, it's not about the result. What is it about, sir? What agenda are you trying to fit Miss Sandy in in, sir? Because what the hell? She's a winner.

Speaker 12 She had to deal with injuries all year and new players coming from overseas. Euro basket here.
Like, bro, this shit ain't easy. New player, Tasha Cloud, getting integrated.
You gonna hold.

Speaker 8 Leona Fi bitch with the broken ribs.

Speaker 12 Come on, man.

Speaker 12 Look, Breonna Stewart knee to be damned. Sabrina missed the last stretch of games because she was hurt.
John Quel missed a section of the year because she was hurt. Come on, bro.

Speaker 12 We ain't seen Benaja Laney all year. Fuck with them, forgot.
We ain't seen Benaja all year. And Benaja was damn near sixth man of the year last year.
Come on, bro.

Speaker 12 We're going to hold our behinds on Sandy. Nah, bro.
We can't play Sandy like that. Uh-uh.

Speaker 8 You can't play her like that. And Jonathan Colb, you look into his pedigree and his background and you say, how did you get here?

Speaker 8 You're an Arizona State alum, criminal justice major, two of the dumbest things together in all of academia.

Speaker 12 Jonathan Colb, you, sir, are the lame of the weak. And he talking about if he felt that evolution and innovation was what was needed.

Speaker 12 Man, how about you evolute your ass the hell up out of our face, man? Stop talking. Just do your moves, man, because you sound goofy trying to explain it.
Just do your damn moves. Sit over there.

Speaker 12 You fired Sandy. That was messed up.
But keep on moving. Don't try to talk to us.
Don't talk my head out by some damn evolution. Evolution

Speaker 12 Liberty was one of the top teams in the WMEA all year, evolution-wise.

Speaker 8 Evolution-wise, they were 9-0. Evolution-wise.

Speaker 8 Innovation-wise, they were innovating ways to put these buckets on your dome piece. And you

Speaker 8 look at the New York Liberty and who's going to be able to come in and be able to still have success with your fingers all up in the gun pot. You're going to turn into the Dallas Wings.

Speaker 8 You're going to turn into the Chicago Sky, a team that's in the lottery, doing nothing, and we're going to be pointing the finger at you.

Speaker 12 Exactly.

Speaker 12 I can't say much more than that, doll. You put the bow on it.
But yeah, bruh, goof of the week, my boy. Get him out of here, Jonathan Cole.

Speaker 12 If you his friend, if you his loved one, you understand what we mean.

Speaker 12 We don't wish no ill will on the brother, but it's some bull esh, man. It's some bull crap.

Speaker 12 I'm trying not to cut, but it's some bull, man. You got to make sense more of this stuff.
I don't give a damn. Like, I don't want no time to kill.
I'm a feeling. Yeah, bro.
Like, salute to the aces.

Speaker 12 I think they're going to do it, bro. Like, well, they're going to definitely beat the fever.
That championship matchup with the Lynx, I think,

Speaker 12 Mercury, I see you, but I just think that the Mercury are fools go. Who do you got winning the championship, dog?

Speaker 8 Well, I, Jiju, accidentally took Asia Wilson finals MVP, and

Speaker 8 I took a lot of finals MVP, and so I'm rooting for my girl, A1, from day one, Bam Attabios, plus one, and I'm going,

Speaker 12 oh, you like that? Ooh,

Speaker 8 Aces,

Speaker 8 Aces

Speaker 8 in seven.

Speaker 12 Oh, man. Look, I got links.
I got links in about

Speaker 12 five.

Speaker 12 We might put a little friendly wager down.

Speaker 8 I like that.

Speaker 12 By the next time we come to this podcast, I'm going to have a little bet for you because I'm riding with my dog, Courtney Williams, no matter what. If the dream out, I'm riding with Courtney.

Speaker 12 But the dream in, you already know what's going on.

Speaker 8 Listen, if I didn't have the bet, maybe that wouldn't be my perspective. But I got to ride with the money.

Speaker 8 Maybe we can get a DraftKings. Maybe we can get a DraftKings parlay going.

Speaker 12 Ooh, I like that. DraftKings, you listening? Shout out.

Speaker 8 Shout out out to DraftKings, the segment of the day.

Speaker 12 Right.

Speaker 12 We know the DraftKings executives, they probably playing this in their home studio right now.

Speaker 8 Oh, yeah, that's the kind of confidence I like, Juju. That's the confidence that we had on today's show.
There was way more that you could have heard if we were live.

Speaker 8 But next time, why don't you catch us on the DLS Hoops channel? Same bat time.

Speaker 8 And also on the Lebatard show channel here on Friday.

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Speaker 16 Hey everyone, it's Mike Ryan. One thing about me that everybody knows, I absolutely love Miller Light.
You know what else I love?

Speaker 13 You.

Speaker 5 That's right, you.

Speaker 16 Listening on your way to work right now, wondering whether or not today is the day to tell your boss what you really think of the new reports he needs filled out every week.

Speaker 1 I absolutely love you.

Speaker 16 That's why I'm thrilled to tell you that we are again partnering with Miller Light to give you a chance to play along with weekend observations.

Speaker 16 Starting September 22nd, you'll be able to go to DraftKings.com and guess what will happen during weekend observations on the show Monday, September 29th. How many beefs will there be?

Speaker 16 Who's the first person to interrupt? How many people will talk about the youth's chances to win a national title? Spoiler alert, definitely me.

Speaker 16 The winner will get a trip for you and a guest to come to Miami and hang with us at Flanagans for Thursday night football on October 30th and a visit to the studio to see a taping of the show.

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