Hour 2: Amin Gets Punched By Cal Raleigh (feat. Amin Elhassan)

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Speaker 15 this is what damn on it

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Speaker 16 great hots and Right hots and three hotspot three hots.

Speaker 16 This is one day.

Speaker 16 This is one day.

Speaker 16 This is one day.

Speaker 17 That song makes me want to dance specifically like Aaron Glenn on the sideline.

Speaker 17 There's something about that song that just feels like a block field goal that you think is going to win you the game and that you're not going to engulf by all the jet shit that engulfed Aaron Rodgers.

Speaker 17 Greg Cody.

Speaker 7 So you don't want the call?

Speaker 19 I mean, play the opening one.

Speaker 9 Maybe.

Speaker 19 He's probably going to do it again.

Speaker 2 Greg Cody.

Speaker 17 Yeah, I do need to hear it again, actually. I need to hear it one more time.

Speaker 20 I don't want to do this.

Speaker 17 Yeah, I need to hear it again, please. Thank you.

Speaker 21 Ray Hudson. Please, no.

Speaker 15 Ray Hudson.

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Speaker 15 Ray Hudson.

Speaker 15 Ray Hudson.

Speaker 15 right, Ray Hudson, right, Ray Hudson, right, Ray Hudson.

Speaker 22 This is what damn moment. It is what I want.
Are we done?

Speaker 22 Not until the World Cup.

Speaker 15 This is what damn moment.

Speaker 17 Every day until the World Cup, we're going to play Ray Hudson sounds.

Speaker 17 The reason I was mentioning Greg Cody is because he wanted to talk about Messi. Is the Ray Hudson call of the day? Does it involve Messi or does it involve somebody else? Let's hear it.
Messi!

Speaker 17 Messi! A UK

Speaker 17 Incomarks! This man is absolutely mad

Speaker 17 to pure footballing magic that belongs in a different galaxy altogether! Look at Smiling Greg Cody,

Speaker 17 the Greg Cody show featuring Greg Cody. Do you talk about Messi this week? Because I know you always want to talk about Messi, and he was great again.

Speaker 14 Actually, we did not, but I wish we had because he just never ceases to amaze Messi.

Speaker 14 You know, he, first of all, he resigns, which would have been huge news down here, except it was fully expected. But still, he resigns for at least next season, World Cup season.

Speaker 17 Still huge news.

Speaker 14 Miami Freedom Park season.

Speaker 17 It is still surreal to see him in a uniform playing in our city.

Speaker 17 It's not normal to me yet.

Speaker 14 No, in three years, I still have not gotten used to saying Inner Miami Lionel Messi. Leonal Messi plays for Inner Miami.
It's a mind-blower and always will be. And then this guy, they played D.C.

Speaker 14 United, which is not a good side. I mean, I thought Miami would have no problem with that game, but they were behind, 1-0, and Messi scores two goals.

Speaker 14 I was at the UM game, so I did not see them live only on replay, but this guy just never ceases to amaze. He's 38 years old, and he, yeah, I'm not going to say he's still in his prime.
He isn't.

Speaker 14 Go on. But he's fading in a way that LeBron James is.
He's still so good that even if he's not in his prime, he's still

Speaker 14 a marvel, a physical marvel.

Speaker 17 What do people need to know about the Greg Cody show featuring Greg Cody, which we have not promoted enough today? What is on there? What is exciting?

Speaker 17 Why should people find the Greg Cody show featuring Greg Cody today?

Speaker 14 We have on Brad Williams the official comic, official stand-up comedian.

Speaker 7 He actually has beef with Dan right now.

Speaker 23 He doesn't like how Dan's just using Brad. Anytime Dan wants to reference anything small, he just says Brad Williams, and Brad's noticed.

Speaker 14 Yeah, which is funny. It's a funny quote.
You got to go to it just for that. But he talks about being in the new Spinal Tap.

Speaker 23 Did he just tell us what he says?

Speaker 5 No, that way you wouldn't go to the podcast. What am I going to?

Speaker 14 I give you the menu.

Speaker 17 I feel like Zaz isn't going to go either way.

Speaker 14 I give you the menu. I don't feed you the dinner.
I mean, you've got to go there to get it. He talks about being in Spinal Tap.
He talks about all kinds of things.

Speaker 23 Great Elton John stories. He shot

Speaker 14 tells a crazy story about a massage incident. I will invite you to go to the podcast.

Speaker 4 Did you know that he played hockey?

Speaker 23 I've seen that photo of Brad Williams in

Speaker 9 St. Elton John.

Speaker 17 What do you mean when he was a little kid?

Speaker 25 What do you mean when he was little kid? Yeah, CEO?

Speaker 14 Oh, that's a terrible.

Speaker 21 That was Dan, Brad.

Speaker 4 We talked about it on the hockey show. You can listen to that interview.

Speaker 16 Oh, wow. Oh, look at this.

Speaker 14 He's bombing in on my tease.

Speaker 26 Well, should I listen to the hockey show first first or Greg's show first to get the full context of the story?

Speaker 4 Well, you listen to Greg first because that was the most recent thing, and then you can come on over to the hockey show.

Speaker 9 There you go.

Speaker 27 Don't forget to check out Zaslow Show 2.0, play up.

Speaker 4 Well, hold on.

Speaker 28 Is Brad on there? Is there any Brad stories on there?

Speaker 9 On mine? Yeah. Whenever I want.

Speaker 8 Also, Kane's Insight, going to be live.

Speaker 5 Yeah.

Speaker 18 Keynes Insight.

Speaker 8 A media company that I don't know if anyone wants to hear from me that listens to this show on the Miami Hurricane. Kanes.
It seems as though the topics dry up a little bit when we're winning.

Speaker 17 But if you'd like to hear we haven't talked enough about Miami today, New York.

Speaker 16 Honestly, we can do it.

Speaker 13 Let's wrap up the show.

Speaker 8 We must only talk about Ruben Bank.

Speaker 1 I don't have a show, so nothing to promote.

Speaker 4 Also, speaking of Miami, because Miami, you can listen to that every Friday.

Speaker 17 Brad Williams sent me a text the other day asking,

Speaker 17 when people say that someone is at your beck and call, are they ever at just your beck? I don't even know what it is to be at your beck.

Speaker 17 I don't, when people say say the phrase that someone is at your beck and call, what is beck?

Speaker 5 What is the call?

Speaker 14 No, that's not the root word of beckon. Beckon means to summon someone.

Speaker 17 No, no, but it's at, I don't believe it.

Speaker 19 It's not beck and call. It's beckon call.

Speaker 14 Right, B-E-C-Call.

Speaker 18 Is that what you're saying?

Speaker 17 I thought it was Beck and call.

Speaker 17 I didn't think it was Beck and call.

Speaker 17 Yes, it is. It's Beckin, B-E-C-K-O-N call.
It's not Beck and call.

Speaker 20 Correct.

Speaker 27 It's Beck and call, but Beck is a shortened form of Beckon.

Speaker 17 Okay, didn't know that how about greg cody wasn't aware of that but you would not be at someone's beckon right someone you never hear that it's always it's a beckon call i thought beckon call was redundant i thought to call someone is to beckon them i thought those two words mean the same thing you could argue it's redundant but beckon means make a gesture with a hand arm or head to encourage someone to come nearer or follow

Speaker 30 I am beckoning you.

Speaker 17 Come on in. I'm welcoming you.

Speaker 22 Yes, beckon.

Speaker 14 I beckon you.

Speaker 8 Don't do that to a vampire. No.
Because they can stand outside and they're only allowed to come inside if you invite them.

Speaker 18 Is that true?

Speaker 19 But they'll try to attract you.

Speaker 28 Like cops, they have to tell you if you say, Are you a cop?

Speaker 2 Vampires are the same. Vampires are like cops.

Speaker 1 You have to invite them in to come and suck your blood.

Speaker 25 If they have a warrant.

Speaker 9 No, but vampires are cops.

Speaker 7 They have to be involved.

Speaker 24 They're like cops.

Speaker 8 This was covered in the classic film Lost Boys and then later in Sinners.

Speaker 14 Right. Keynes fans looking for a better game from Carson Becken.

Speaker 9 Good call.

Speaker 14 Thank you.

Speaker 31 Who fed you that?

Speaker 17 Look how proud he is. He's prouder of the bad jokes than he is of the good ones.

Speaker 23 I feel like you can hear in the way he talks when he's been fed a joke.

Speaker 14 Yeah, right. First of all, I was not fed a joke.
I don't want to praise or blame anyone for that. I'll take it all on my own shoulders.

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Speaker 12 Don Lebatard.

Speaker 17 You don't remember the idea?

Speaker 25 I was probably like, that kind of thing. Something.

Speaker 7 Okay, no.

Speaker 14 The home run call was that kind of swing, that kind of thing.

Speaker 18 Stugats.

Speaker 26 Oh, it's a good call. Thank you.

Speaker 14 And plus, it doesn't matter who's hitting it. Like, you're not tailoring it to a particular name.
You know, all that jazz. You know, you don't got to do that.

Speaker 25 You just have to do that. Oh, that would be a great call.

Speaker 30 That kind of swing, that kind of thing.

Speaker 18 This is the Don Lebatar Show with the Stugats.

Speaker 17 Let's talk about the Rams for a second because they really impressed me in defeat.

Speaker 17 And I know that the way that we do these things is if the Colts don't get an offsides call at the end of the game against Denver, we would talk about them differently at 2-1 than we do at 3-0 because they would have lost the game.

Speaker 17 And generally speaking, in that sport, there are so few games and they mean so much each game that when a team loses, we become bottom line about our assessments of them.

Speaker 17 But there's not a team that impressed me in losing more than the Rams did yesterday. And Dominique Foxworth is saying on his podcast that the Rams are the best team in the NFC.

Speaker 17 And he will get no argument from me because what they did to get ahead of Philadelphia, like I said, the biggest play in that game.

Speaker 17 I understand that people look at the blocked field goal at the end, but before that, the Rams could have ended the game by simply converting a fourth and one.

Speaker 17 And it's just Philadelphia never gets stopped on that. And we underestimate how bad most quarterbacks are at that.
Jalen Hurts, obviously very strong in the lower body. Same with Ruben Bain.

Speaker 17 Mike's beloved Ruben Bain is ridiculous, how strong and explosive he is in the lower body. But I saw last week, Kayla Williams did the quarterback sneak very poorly.

Speaker 17 Fourth and short is still a situation that scares a bunch of offenses.

Speaker 17 And what you hear in Philadelphia, when they know the tush push is coming, this is such a unique and interesting thing, what is happening around the tush push.

Speaker 17 A fan base that has won 19 of 20 games and has an unstoppable play is laughing as the nation gets bored with 12% of your plays last week were the tush push. Not this week, but last week.

Speaker 17 And that's obviously too much.

Speaker 17 But when they get the solution in these circumstances is always to tell the team, well, if you don't like our play, then don't allow us to get into third and fourth and short.

Speaker 17 But they have a play that is annoying, is not fun to watch, and was the difference in that game yesterday because the Rams had fourth and one and got blown up.

Speaker 17 And the Eagles never lose yardage on short yardage situations. It happens to every other team in the league, but it never happens to Philadelphia.

Speaker 17 And their whole game plan is to make sure to get into third and fourth and short situations.

Speaker 2 When they have third and long, and the ball is spotted just short of the marker, the crowd cheers.

Speaker 27 They like it.

Speaker 29 They like knowing we're going to come out

Speaker 29 for the bullshit that makes everybody mad and is going to make us really happy.

Speaker 17 But how cool is that to have as a fan base that you know that your team, in football specifically, where you have to be stronger than everybody, that your team has a play that everyone else hates.

Speaker 17 And also,

Speaker 17 it's something that can't be stopped because it's just so physical. That stadium has something that they love that everyone else in the world hates.

Speaker 14 Yeah, Eagles fans should be embarrassed by the tush push. They really should.
It's a play that should have been made illegal. Every time I see it, I think, really?

Speaker 14 It's cheating. It's cheating.
I don't care who does it.

Speaker 17 It's not why I watch football. I'd watch rugby.
If I wanted to see that, I'd watch rugby.

Speaker 17 Miami did a lot of that against Florida.

Speaker 17 And I don't love it, but I love it slightly more when it's my school.

Speaker 27 But why is it cheating?

Speaker 2 I don't like it either, but why is it cheating?

Speaker 14 Because you're pushing somebody. Let them do it on their own.
Let their blockers block for them and let them run. Don't get behind them and push them over the line.

Speaker 28 Football's notoriously unphysical.

Speaker 9 I think there's a lot of...

Speaker 5 It's literally cheating.

Speaker 23 A lot of pushing in football, though, you'd argue.

Speaker 14 Not in that way.

Speaker 23 They're constantly pushing each other.

Speaker 14 Not in that way.

Speaker 28 But what about like that UM play where then it ended up not being called the touchdown, that there was still movement, and then they said dead ball.

Speaker 14 That was a patently bad call.

Speaker 25 Okay, Okay, but what's the difference between five times?

Speaker 28 The pushing there and pushing for one yard.

Speaker 2 Why'd you have to watch five times? You couldn't tell after the first time.

Speaker 14 I could, and I enjoyed the malfeasance of it so much, I had to keep watching it.

Speaker 8 The Marty Brown one was weird because it wasn't like the other plays in the game where they would get dragged by, he just never stopped moving.

Speaker 8 He was running into his own guys, was never touched by a Florida guy, and squirted out.

Speaker 22 It was weird.

Speaker 17 Can I play for you guys something here? I want to get your thoughts on this.

Speaker 17 This, I don't know what the context is on this, how fast this person is moving but whenever i see this anywhere in south florida uh people running with a baby stroller and a baby in it it's uh it's something i look at and say that seems like it could go wrong in a lot of different ways and somebody has set a new baby stroller mile world record by running a mile in four uh four minutes and 26 seconds and that's not a doll like if there's a doll in there i am fine with all of this and i don't want to be the guy that's like i don't like offended by or anything, but this is it makes me nervous.

Speaker 29 Yeah, I don't like it.

Speaker 23 There's a man running at a very high rate of speed with a baby. And I know that it's one of those strollers.
It's made for this running.

Speaker 23 So like, I know it's going to probably end up safe, but I don't like this.

Speaker 4 Yeah, I was going to say, it doesn't matter there's a three-wheeler instead of a four.

Speaker 23 Well, I think it's designed to be like run with, but still, it's just, I didn't like it. That's what I thought about this.
I saw it. I said, I don't like it.
It's a danger to babies everywhere.

Speaker 17 We can agree that running that fast in a stroller with a baby seems and baby skulls are small or soft.

Speaker 17 We've got to be more careful with these things, but we do sound like a bunch of people that are going to outrage the baby stroller running community with our softness in general.

Speaker 1 On the record, F them.

Speaker 28 Shouldn't be running with a baby.

Speaker 2 F you baby runners running on a track.

Speaker 28 Four miles or a mile in four minutes, what does that end up being?

Speaker 1 That they're running?

Speaker 2 Like 18 miles an hour or something? It's ridiculous. That's way too fast to be driving with a baby.

Speaker 14 Yeah, it should be again the law, in my opinion.

Speaker 23 And I don't, once again,

Speaker 23 like maybe you put some sort of protection on the baby just in case that there is some sort of, because the baby wasn't wearing like a helmet.

Speaker 23 There was, I don't know, like it just, more steps should have been taken for safety.

Speaker 14 There's an unnamed woman in my neighborhood who jogs, jogs pushing a stroller.

Speaker 21 What's her name?

Speaker 18 I'll tell you off the air.

Speaker 23 Which is actually more dangerous because there's cars around her where this guy was clearly on a safe track with no cars around her.

Speaker 14 Well, she is on a sidewalk, but nevertheless, and she's not running at the speed that guy was.

Speaker 2 15 miles per hour is what it ends up being. That's a speeding ticket in a school zone.

Speaker 20 Yeah, absolutely.

Speaker 14 And she's doing a steady jog with the stroller in front of her. And, you know, what if she hits a crack in the sidewalk? All of a sudden, they both go, you know, head over tea kettle.

Speaker 33 For whatever, whatever the hell that expression is.

Speaker 25 For frame of refuels.

Speaker 8 For frame of reference, how many miles per hour was this runner?

Speaker 2 15, roughly.

Speaker 8 So Jordan Davis was clocked at 18.59 miles per hour. It's the fastest speed a 300-pounder has ever reached as a ball carrier since they started

Speaker 8 measuring these things

Speaker 8 in 2017 per next-gen stats.

Speaker 2 It's also not impressive to be running with strollers that are designed for that. Ball bearings, that thing just glides.

Speaker 28 It's not a physical accomplishment pushing a stroller.

Speaker 2 You don't have to do anything.

Speaker 28 You could probably push it with one finger and that thing would go downhill like that.

Speaker 14 Ridiculous.

Speaker 17 Can you guys look up for me, please, whether in that competition it actually has to be a baby and can't be a doll that weighs the same amount as a baby?

Speaker 17 And Greg, what is the head over tea kettle is not the expression what were you going for something over tea kettle okay thank you why are you looking okay I'll look it up instead of you okay very good thank you for putting the work on I'll look it up before we get to weekend observations with Amin El Hass and Chris Cody can you tell me what we're doing with weekend observations next week to sexy it up a little bit we're doing the same thing we did last year which is our weekend observations predictions pool if you would like to win a trip for two to come hang out with us in studio and be at our next Miller Light watch party which I believe is going to be at a Flanagan's.

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Speaker 4 Greg, according to Merriam-Webster, it's ass over tea cuddle.

Speaker 17 What are you celebrating for?

Speaker 1 It's a family show.

Speaker 1 You're not going to say that. that.

Speaker 18 What did I say? Rear

Speaker 25 head over head.

Speaker 16 Oh, okay.

Speaker 20 Well, I had the wrong end.

Speaker 14 I had the wrong end of the donkey. Other than that, the theory was the same.

Speaker 17 Let's do weekend observations now that Amin is here and quit wasting Amin's valuable time, please.

Speaker 19 It is time for

Speaker 32 to share his game notes.

Speaker 12 No one in the media will tell you what happened better than my boy.

Speaker 31 Weekend observations is presented by Miller Light.

Speaker 31 Dan,

Speaker 31 it felt like it was standard procedure. It felt like it was business as usual.

Speaker 31 You line up, you hike the ball, you kick the ball. What's so hard about that? But yesterday, just like that, make no mistake, blocking field goals is back.

Speaker 30 Yes.

Speaker 31 Jordan Davis

Speaker 31 can scoot.

Speaker 17 It's crazy.

Speaker 31 He followed the block field goal with a 61-yard touchdown return. I heard Mike just mention it clocked in at almost 19 miles an hour.
I hope they had the oxygen tank ready for them.

Speaker 31 Travis Kelsey and Andy Reid getting into a tiff on the sidelines. I know this playbook all too well.

Speaker 31 This is how you preempt the eventual breakup.

Speaker 20 Really?

Speaker 31 Yeah, you just plant little arguments here and there. They weren't really, wasn't a necessary argument.
You're winning the game, but like, ah, let's do it.

Speaker 31 Let's get everyone going a little bit just so that when it happens, we're like, oh, yeah i remember when they fought on the sideline against the giants in week three historically it's an indicator for them making the super bowl

Speaker 31 maybe not this time

Speaker 31 georgia tech

Speaker 31 miami

Speaker 31 acc title game collision course

Speaker 17 Mike says he's not worried Mike said sorry I mean Mike says he's not worried about that one he says he's not worried and he should be

Speaker 31 no he hasn't been worried the last two years it's not at Bobby Dodd at noon I'm okay.

Speaker 31 Well, two years ago, it wasn't at Bobby Dodd. I believe it was in South Florida.
He didn't fumble.

Speaker 31 I have to take my record.

Speaker 8 Okay. Keep expecting that Miami team to show up.

Speaker 15 All right.

Speaker 31 I just hope that you guys have an opportunity to kneel to win the game.

Speaker 16 Oh, we will.

Speaker 31 Okay.

Speaker 28 Will you kneel?

Speaker 17 That trash talk really petered out between you two.

Speaker 17 I thought there was going to be something there, but it just

Speaker 16 keep it moving.

Speaker 25 Trying to keep it moving.

Speaker 9 His time is precious.

Speaker 31 It's valuable, apparently. Yeah.
What's the clock at, by the way? How does Zaslow look at himself in the mirror

Speaker 31 after that game?

Speaker 31 Embarrassing.

Speaker 31 I'm talking about physically, how do you look at yourself in the mirror?

Speaker 32 What should I be embarrassed about? I don't know.

Speaker 31 You look like you drink soda.

Speaker 8 He didn't go to Florida. He went to Santa Fe.

Speaker 2 And when he looks in the mirror, he sees Bryant McKinney.

Speaker 31 Russell Wilson

Speaker 31 reminds me of the viral decent man song in that I hate him and I never want to see him again.

Speaker 31 Daniel Jones leading the best offensive output through three games in Colts history. It's crazy.
Rumors of his demise were greatly exaggerated.

Speaker 31 McCorkle Jones completing 27 of 41 passes for 284 yards and the win.

Speaker 31 Rumors of his demise were greatly exaggerated. Comedy comes in threes.
I wish there was someone named Jones who had a good game on Sunday. There wasn't.

Speaker 31 Jackson Dart,

Speaker 31 we're ready for you.

Speaker 31 Haynes King showing he can do it with his arm. Don't look at the stats.
Just trust me on this. He did it with his arm.

Speaker 31 Greg Cody.

Speaker 31 Stay strong. There's a silver lining somewhere in that shitstorm cloud called the the Dolphins.

Speaker 31 I'm sure you'll find it.

Speaker 6 Thank you.

Speaker 31 Why do HVAC companies all have USA flags on their trucks?

Speaker 31 Like shrink-wrapped on it or on a bumper sticker or flying over or whatever? Is anyone hiring an HVAC company because of their patriotism?

Speaker 17 Put it on the poll.

Speaker 31 Anyone not hiring an HVAC company because of the lack of patriotism?

Speaker 17 Put it on the poll. Put both of them on the poll, Juju at Lebatard show.
Is anyone hiring an HVAC company because of their patriotism?

Speaker 17 anyone not hiring an HVAC company because of their lack of patriotism?

Speaker 31 Like, my AC's out, but this guy, I don't know if you love America. I'll wait in 10 days for the other guy.

Speaker 31 Asia Wilson, four-time MVP, GOAT.

Speaker 31 Kyle Raleigh hit his 58th home run this weekend.

Speaker 31 If Kyle Raleigh came up to me and punched me in the throat and the cops showed up and asked me who punched me in the throat, I would say nothing because I got punched in the throat. I can't breathe.

Speaker 31 Caitlin Clark

Speaker 31 being fined $200 for disparaging the officiating via social media is the equivalent of LeBron James being fined $135,000.

Speaker 31 Double standard.

Speaker 31 After I get my win back, after getting punched in the throat by Kyle Raleigh, when asked by the cops who punched me in the throat, I would still say nothing because I ain't no snitch.

Speaker 31 I really don't think Donald Trump knows how adjectives work.

Speaker 31 Assuming I was a snitch who got punched in the throat by Kyle Raleigh,

Speaker 31 when asked by the cops who punched me in the throat and shown a lineup of all possible culprits,

Speaker 31 I would say I don't know because I have no idea who Kyle Raleigh is. There it is.

Speaker 20 Yeah.

Speaker 31 Top five things to do while being ignored. OLI

Speaker 31 B Cal Raleigh.

Speaker 31 Number five, rob a bank.

Speaker 31 Number four,

Speaker 31 cheat on your significant other.

Speaker 31 Number three,

Speaker 31 subvert democracy.

Speaker 31 Number two, weekend observations.

Speaker 31 And the number one thing to do while being ignored, take a nap.

Speaker 31 Will we go to trial for how I got punched in the throat by Cal Rowley?

Speaker 31 And the DA reads back my original statement to the police about how I don't know who Cal Rowley is, and I say that's correct.

Speaker 31 And then they pull up a transcript of weekend observations from August 27, 2025, and read verbatim how I called Cal Rowley historic, iconic, and legendary. I would just say I don't recall.

Speaker 31 Which is how Aspiration co-founder Andre Cherny responded to Pablo Torrey's revelation about the Aspiration Investment Committee, which, okay, Kawhi is no-show job. That I don't remember.

Speaker 31 That's how you do it.

Speaker 17 That is how you do it.

Speaker 31 Damon Dash

Speaker 31 has all the moral values of a 15-year-old.

Speaker 31 Pat Beverly and Trey Young arguing is like my microwave and my toaster having an argument. Who the hell cares? Speaking of hell, Mark Bryles.

Speaker 31 Those are the weekend observations.

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Speaker 12 Don Lebatard.

Speaker 32 Doesn't matter anywhere. We could do it in Buffalo or Baltimore, Eva.

Speaker 9 He said you could do it where?

Speaker 30 Anywhere. Oh, whoa.

Speaker 32 Oh, that's crazy.

Speaker 30 That's crazy. That's crazy.

Speaker 34 He said he could do it anywhere.

Speaker 30 That's crazy, murder.

Speaker 32 Murder, tell him.

Speaker 18 Stugats.

Speaker 29 I had no idea Mean had that in his locker.

Speaker 30 That might be his best. That's crazy.
I'm not kidding.

Speaker 32 That's crazy, killer.

Speaker 34 It's two America's dead. You don't get it?

Speaker 12 This is the Don Lebatar Show with the Stugats.

Speaker 13 That'd be cause for concern. That's brave little toaster territory.

Speaker 8 Appliances talking to one another? I mean, that's national news.

Speaker 25 Perhaps international.

Speaker 31 And that top line, man. The toaster.
microwave. Come on, man.
Yeah. Bridge.
Oven. Stove top.
What else fancy people have? That's a poltergeist.

Speaker 8 That's a poltergeist then. At that point, you have a poltergeist.

Speaker 17 Wait, though, if you're trying to rank, if we were ranking kitchen stuff, the microwave would be pretty hugely important. I think I'd put...

Speaker 22 What do you mean, no?

Speaker 19 Although, has the air fryer kind of mitigated the importance

Speaker 16 of thunder?

Speaker 23 You're living in the early 2000s there with microwave.

Speaker 17 The air fryer is good, except there are are times, Chris, and I know this might be hard for you to understand, you don't want things fried.

Speaker 9 Burn.

Speaker 23 Just anything heated up is better.

Speaker 8 It's like putting it in an oven.

Speaker 8 We are so lucky to live in a time with such an advancement to kitchen appliances.

Speaker 30 Thank you, Air Fryer.

Speaker 8 If it happened, just like, you know, we were the same generation that got an iPhone. Like, we are pretty lucky in some respects.

Speaker 17 You're saying the microwave is not a hall of famer in terms of kitchen stuff?

Speaker 31 Because it's a hall of famer in the same way that Dolph Schultz was a hall of famer. Like, yes, you you did it back then,

Speaker 31 but in today's game, you have no place.

Speaker 17 Does the air fryer make toast?

Speaker 20 Of course, it does bagels.

Speaker 23 It reheats pizza. It does.

Speaker 30 It takes forever. The air fryer

Speaker 23 takes forever. That's the only negative.
It does take a little bit longer.

Speaker 1 But it's faster than a regular oven.

Speaker 14 If I'm making chicken wings, it took me a half hour.

Speaker 20 What are you doing?

Speaker 8 You put it at 75 degrees.

Speaker 13 Is it plugged in?

Speaker 25 What do you, you got it?

Speaker 13 You put it at like 350.

Speaker 18 It costs you like eight minutes. All right.

Speaker 14 Worth it.

Speaker 14 It's not worth it.

Speaker 5 I I mean, the big thing is you're not using oil.

Speaker 18 It's healthier. Right.

Speaker 7 And cheaper.

Speaker 8 Sometimes you use oil.

Speaker 7 The air is your oil.

Speaker 16 You don't want it to stick to the air.

Speaker 17 Are you guys alleging the toaster is now obsolete?

Speaker 25 Obsolete.

Speaker 2 We haven't even mentioned the toaster.

Speaker 7 We haven't mentioned the toaster.

Speaker 8 No, he said the microwave. Didn't he say the microwave was arguing with the toaster?

Speaker 8 The microwave toaster.

Speaker 24 Throw that away.

Speaker 7 That was a good comment.

Speaker 13 If you have a microwave toaster, useless.

Speaker 14 If you want to have a conversation in the kitchen between two sad items, the toaster is commiserating with the waffle iron. Those two things, they're down in the

Speaker 14 bottom shelf where nobody ever looks. They're going, hey man, we used to matter in this room.

Speaker 20 But the waffle iron will

Speaker 23 iron will always have its place, though. If I'm in the mood for waffles, I'm going there.

Speaker 9 I use all these.

Speaker 27 I use all of this.

Speaker 21 You use a waffle iron?

Speaker 27 Yeah, we have that waffle maker deal on our website.

Speaker 21 You make waffles?

Speaker 9 Yeah, we do.

Speaker 30 What?

Speaker 24 What's the matter with you?

Speaker 8 I mean, that is like first ballot wedding

Speaker 16 box maker.

Speaker 19 Why did I ask for this?

Speaker 2 What did I think it was going to be?

Speaker 13 That box maker.

Speaker 27 I use the waffle maker.

Speaker 27 We use a microwave we also have air fryer and toaster i got whatever i want you use a refrigerator yes really how about a fondue pot you got no no we don't have that no you got a freezer yeah i got a freezer

Speaker 8 what's the matter with you call it an ice box no call it a freezer yeah i know i don't know anybody that does that you got a sink yeah i got a sink nice you got a junk draw in your kitchen

Speaker 2 yes yeah what are you got in there batteries yeah headphones headphones yeah wires yeah a lot of wires really paper clips

Speaker 17 i think you guys are blaspheming against the microwave. I don't think you're giving the microwave.
What it means is entrenched on this.

Speaker 22 Popcorn.

Speaker 9 Yeah, what else are you making that?

Speaker 23 All microwaves have right now is popcorn.

Speaker 9 That's it.

Speaker 25 Take away popcorn.

Speaker 31 The microwave is watching the game right now and talking about, back in my day, we would have done it this way and that way. No, you wouldn't.

Speaker 31 You would have been lost out here in today's game with these athletes, these super athletes, these air fryers coming in. And by the way, air fryer, look over your shoulder.

Speaker 31 The hydration oven comes soon.

Speaker 32 spaghetti?

Speaker 27 How do I heat up spaghetti out of the fridge?

Speaker 17 Microwave.

Speaker 8 It's the only way. It's the only thing it has going on, and you can do it in the air fryer.

Speaker 20 You can.

Speaker 17 Just the better.

Speaker 8 Just do a little olive oil in there so it doesn't get too dry. I'm telling you, microwave's got to be looking around like, man, am I next?

Speaker 17 You guys are saying, and I don't use the air fryer enough to do this to know the answer to my question.

Speaker 23 That's obvious, by listening.

Speaker 17 You guys are saying that the microwave is only useful at this point for popcorn and nothing else. That the air fryer can be a little bit more.

Speaker 8 I'm is everything else yes the air fryer can do popcorn is the only thing i can think of that's like that has to go in the micro instant oatmeal i guess it still has a purpose little instant mac and cheese for the little ones you need a microwave but i can't air fry my daughter's milk

Speaker 8 if it comes in a plastic like a little carton a styrofoam carton all right fine you still have a purpose but air fryer is as totally one over the game i'll re-reheat stuff in the micro

Speaker 31 You guys sound like people in 2010 trying to tell me, but I need the physical keyboard. Like, what are you talking about?

Speaker 31 What are we doing here? We're capping for this relic of the past? It's literally from the 50s. It might as well come with, like, one of those atom drawings with the electrons flying all over it.

Speaker 17 The microwave is from the 50s? I would have thought it's more recent than what a development.

Speaker 2 The microwave is the cars are from the 1880s.

Speaker 14 I thought it was from the 70s, the microwave.

Speaker 17 The microwave is 75 years old? That stuns me.

Speaker 17 I don't think, I don't believe.

Speaker 23 1945 by Percy Spencer.

Speaker 29 That was a good man right there.

Speaker 2 He has to have had cancer, right?

Speaker 17 Dunned. Put it on the poll, Juju, at Lebatard Show.
Does the inventory

Speaker 17 is it guaranteed that the inventor of the microwave had stage six cancer? Died of

Speaker 30 stage six. Do we need the stage?

Speaker 34 Well, you know,

Speaker 34 mean, I giggled at the stage, but surely the trial and error of 1945 microwaves would be something that would be imperfect enough that for sure that guy fried his face

Speaker 23 There's no current cancer right now on earth that matches the first cancer that came out of that first microwave the first microwave was refrigerator sized weighed over 750 pounds and cost five thousand dollars at that time he died of a heart attack there's no way

Speaker 18 incredible hulk

Speaker 31 the gamma rays hitting bruce banner like that's exactly what happened they turned that thing on they probably tried to make popcorn Like, you did guesses.

Speaker 30 It's so

Speaker 20 inefficient.

Speaker 34 You're just throwing some corn kernels in something the size of a fridge

Speaker 34 and you're sending all of the world's radiation at it to make a single piece of popcorn.

Speaker 17 It seems inefficient. How much did it weigh?

Speaker 34 How much would give me more deep?

Speaker 23 750 pounds. It costs five grand, which at that time is a ton of money.

Speaker 34 Yes. For popcorn.

Speaker 17 How many different things were you using using it for in 1945?

Speaker 23 Now I'm seeing the first popular home countertop model was released in 67 for $495.

Speaker 1 That's more like it.

Speaker 17 Still,

Speaker 17 67 is earlier than I would have thought. Put it on the poll as well, Juju, at Lebatard Show.
Would you have guessed that the microwave had been invented in 1945? Yes or no?

Speaker 8 I have a question that's out of left field, but how does Tyler Hero injured and having surgery? I mean, last week we were talking about him.

Speaker 8 We were talking about him as potentially the worst defender in the league. No one mentioned that.
Hey, yeah, but he's got this thing that he's dealing with. Where did this come from? Ankle.

Speaker 14 They announced it a couple of weeks ago.

Speaker 23 Like he injured himself, like, working out in the offseason?

Speaker 14 I got the impression it was like a lingering thing that they're finally having surgery.

Speaker 9 Infuriating.

Speaker 19 That's bad timing.

Speaker 27 Why do they do that then? He's going to be out two months.

Speaker 17 That can't be right.

Speaker 17 I mean, that can't be right, what Greg is saying, that

Speaker 17 they would wait that long for something that could have been done two months ago.

Speaker 14 Well, him and Chuck are both going to be out the same amount of time.

Speaker 18 Yeah, but Kachuk.

Speaker 10 Kachuck's strategic.

Speaker 8 Yeah, it's a strategic thing to take advantage of the league's salary cap rules.

Speaker 19 But Tyler Hero

Speaker 8 is hugely important. What's going on here, Amin?

Speaker 1 He should have jumped in the pool.

Speaker 26 He could have come back later if you're Kachuck, right?

Speaker 17 You were saying, Amin?

Speaker 31 The policy usually is to try to see if you can rehab without a surgical option. That's the number one option.
It's like, do we have to have surgery? And so you try to rehab and see how it goes.

Speaker 31 This thing for him happened, I think, in the middle of the summer. And apparently the rehab wasn't working.
And so they went to the surgical option.

Speaker 17 Did you enjoy watching Belichick lose this weekend? Is it something that you're still paying attention to? Or is it something you've moved on from?

Speaker 31 Dan, it was so uneventful. It was in my weekend observations and I took it out.
I had a joke about like, oh, the season is still young, just like Belichick likes it. But I'm like, no, irrelevant.

Speaker 31 You don't even get the throwaway low-hanging fruit joke, Bill Belichick. Come back when you mean something.

Speaker 23 Did you see the kiss on the sideline between Belichick and his girl?

Speaker 31 I wasn't paying attention. I told you.

Speaker 23 Yeah, it was pretty inappropriate. It was amazing.
It definitely was not. It was definitely not AI.
Definitely not AI.

Speaker 17 You guys want to show it to Amin? Can Amin see it right now?

Speaker 17 Well, it was something that I think you don't normally see on a sideline. John Gruden on the poorly rated FS1 Wake Up with Barstool show

Speaker 17 complained about Mike Lombardi and Bill Belichick.

Speaker 17 Here you go, Amin. Here you go, Amin.
This is before the game. It was stunning to see this before the game.

Speaker 21 Oh, yeah.

Speaker 33 Incredible.

Speaker 31 Who was he thinking?

Speaker 33 Wait, that's not Bill Belichick.

Speaker 31 He sure looks like it's picked her up. The red flag wasn't picking up.

Speaker 30 That's when it threw you off.

Speaker 20 He picked her up.

Speaker 16 You know,

Speaker 17 you were surprised by the man's strength. Good talking, Diamine.
See you later.

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