Postgame Show: Top 5 Uncs In Sports History (feat. JuJu Gotti)

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I still haven't been added to this AOC South group chat.

Yeah.

Starting to get a little worried.

I think he lied to you about that.

I possibly did.

Yeah.

I'll send Adam Archoletta a DM.

Why was Tony afraid to say where he saw him years ago?

That was

strange, dude.

You don't want to blow up his spot.

You don't want to blow up his spot from eight years ago?

Yeah, I don't want to be like, oh, it wasn't eight years ago.

It was two years ago.

Oh, he blew it up.

He's like, well, all the CBS.

But that's okay, but that's on him to say it, not for me to say it.

If I go, hey, by the way, I saw saw you the diplomat he's like damn dude like why would you blow me up like that i'm not here to snitch i'm not here to be deposed i get it it's spiro dedes we're talking about exactly all the spiro uh groupies will be flocking to the exactly

it's a great hotel

broward doesn't have a whole lot of hotels like that one that's the best hotel broward's got nice yeah it used to be a dump but they really refused no else there

have

my bar mitzvah there is that true diplomat really i think that's the only broward hotel that's a billion dollars like i think they poured a billion dollars into that hotel.

There ain't no such thing as that in Broward County on the beach.

I'm pretty sure.

I think you're right.

No, there's that other one where that Michael Minna restaurant is.

It's got a name.

Yeah, with that.

A W?

No.

Juju's going to join us now.

We've got a number of things to talk about.

How do you feel, Juju,

as someone who talks openly about where some anxieties lie about Zaszlo's assessment of the movie Friendship and how you crawl around in your skin?

Are you in agreement or disagreement with Zaslow?

I agree 100%,

bro.

Like when I first saw that movie, I had heard of it initially because my dog Mike was doing a screening of the movie.

So I was like, yeah, if Mike doing a screening, I'm going to definitely check this movie out.

But me and my girl watched this movie, bro.

We had to cut it off because it was so awkward, bro.

Like he was just being so extra awkward is the word I just use, bro.

What's your thoughts, that when he broke into

the home and he was carrying around the gun and the wife was home, I almost had to get up and walk the aisle.

In the airplane, yeah, I almost had to get up from it.

It was a lot for me to handle.

I got through the movie.

Like I said, I enjoyed it, but that scene right there, I told you, I get really bad second-hand embarrassment.

I get really uncomfortable.

I almost had to walk the plane.

Well, which is more uncomfortable for you, watching friendship on the airplane or sex scenes appearing on your movie during the that happened to me again yesterday on the way home.

But you know what?

I decided screw it.

I'm going to keep watching it because this wasn't something on my iPad where there's a sex scene.

It was on one of the shows or movies that they were offering on the TV that is on the seat in front of me.

So you know what?

Screw it.

I'm watching my movie.

Yeah.

And it was like explicit sex scenes, big boobs, all right?

You know about that, Greg.

And I'm like, whatever.

I'm just keeping it on.

I'm watching my show.

Yeah, I do know about that.

Zaz, let me ask you, and I'm being serious here, how do you describe second-hand embarrassment?

Because I don't know that phrase.

Just if there's an embarrassing situation taking place in front of me, and it doesn't even have to be in person.

It could be watching a show.

I just, I get very embarrassed myself.

Like Deshaun Foster's press conference at Big Ted Media Day.

We all felt that cringe while he was speaking, that embarrassment for somebody.

Like a lot of people will watch something like that and they'll point and laugh, like, ah, that's terrible.

Like, no, not me.

I'm like, I feel the same way that guy does.

I'm embarrassed right now.

We keep invoking Nick Siriani's press conference and how wrong we were to judge him based off of that.

We nailed the Deshaun Foster one.

Yeah, I think that ends up being a victory for all people who saw him fired after they start 0-4.

I can't, I don't know if you guys have examples like that in the history of college coaching or professional coaching where you can point to something that obvious, where it's like that 0-4 team shouldn't be 0-4.

And the proof I have is they just beat Penn State.

An 0-4 team has never been able after immediately firing its coach to beat that standard of team.

And then they go out and drag Michigan State by 25 after losing at home to New Mexico by 25.

For Deshaun Foster to be sort of a 50-point difference, a 50-point difference between we lose to New Mexico at home by 25 or we beat Michigan State by 25?

Go ahead and find me all the examples that you have of that.

I want to get with Juju to the polls in a second.

I also want to get to the news.

Wemby has grown.

I'm afraid for everybody in the league that everyone's talking about Giannis and everything else, and it's not going to matter in a minute because Wemby's taller than that.

It makes my knees hurt just hearing that.

Friend of the show, Boban Mayanovich, has says, I look up to Wemby, right?

And Boban's, what, 7'5?

So it's like you start doing the math there.

They say that he's 7'5 on paper in the NBA, but if Boban's looking up to you, you're a couple inches taller.

Juju, where are we on this?

I thought he was 7'7 and growing.

Yeah, apparently, I forgot he was so young.

This brother, what, 21, 22 years old?

And dog, every day, he's...

Every day of the summer last summer, he was shocking us with more stuff that he's been doing during the summer.

He was a monk.

He was with KG, getting toughness.

He was doing dancing.

Bruh, I think this year right here is the year of Wimby.

They might not win the championship, but this year Wimby is going to announce itself in a major way in the league.

The Heat should trade for him.

Before we get to the polls, I do want to get with Juju about the game this weekend.

I want you guys to all remember what Tom Brady looked like approaching 45 when he won the championship in Tampa.

And now, understand that Joe Flacco and Aaron Rodgers are playing against each other this weekend.

They're three or four years, both of them, younger than Tom Brady.

They will look nothing like Tom Brady looked while winning the championship.

What do you make of this fight between these two grandpas?

Brother, NFL tweeted out that this is the battle of the Unks.

So it made me think, dog, that's right.

They both got the Unk look.

So it made me want to make a top five Unks in sports of all time lists.

Whoa, that I can think of.

Okay, all time.

Not just now.

Not wow, that he can think of.

All right, that he can think of.

Right.

OLI, Cam McCormick.

If you know, you know.

Number five, Clyde Dretzler.

The bulbs.

The hair, yeah.

Island.

Number four, Yarimir Yager.

He's still playing, right?

Yep.

Over 50?

Yep.

Yes.

Somehow, some way.

Also, Zaz, you look incredible today.

Thanks.

I got this in Paddy.

Yeah, Paddy.

And you've been on fire, too.

I agree.

Kickoffs.

I'm done with kickoffs meaning so much in the NFL.

Like, come on, bro.

The kickoffs damn near mean more than the field goal that just tied the game.

Some kickers are mastering the pooch kick where they get it right to the one-yard line.

Some are even doing the drop kick.

It's stupid.

But that's the move, though.

You perfect that of getting it right to like the one or two-yard line.

Some guys are getting good at it.

Exactly.

Number three, Robert Parrish.

The chief.

The chief.

Smoking it off.

Number two, Paul Millsap.

All good.

It's a good list.

And number one,

Nolan Ryan.

I put

Robin Ventura.

Old-timey Granville Waiters on there, although no one's going to know what that reference is.

At least it's better than Greg Cody's wife swap information from 53 years ago.

Pablo Torrey had an episode on that, by the way.

Very strong.

He got to the bottom of that entire story.

If you're actually curious, is that where you learned it, GC?

No, I grew up with it.

I mean, it is.

I was like 18 years old.

This is one of the worst punishments we've ever done, Chris.

What up, Lebby?

The Poles at Lebitard show.

What do you have for us today?

You just did nicknames and initials.

Oh, shut up.

You crushed that shit and wore a polo.

Jeremy told me what to wear.

I was like, I kind of dress like a frat guy every day.

He's like, put on like a douchey polo and a college douchey polo.

That's not a punishment.

What punishment is?

LB.

Come on.

That was

come on, man.

I'm being cool.

All the whippersnappers.

I got to get you, Donnis out here.

Roy, you did do your assignment today.

He got him like two cups of ice moke baby.

How do you give him two cups of ice?

We don't want to see it again.

At Lebatard Show, Juju on the poll.

What do you have?

Should the movie Requiem for a Dream be renamed Heroin Arm?

81% of the audience say yes.

That's such a good question.

Also, Dan, you need to take a victory lap.

You made everybody take them victory laps in that treadmill room.

You need to take a victory lap on Darren Wilder, brother.

We need some good takes out of you next snowball all right yes sir

and last poll have you ever heard of someone who sleeps crisscross applesauce 82 of the audience says no they have not and those are your polls 18 82 18

it's impossible about this you don't even like that support you want to be alone it's impossible only 18 of people do what i do oh you think that number wait a minute you think that number's not a lot you think it's a low number Way too high.

You think a lot of people sleep the way you do.

You said earlier that you had 3%.

I mean, I expected at least 3, but to get 18, it disappoints me.

Can I get a ruling from everyone in the room?

Before he gets out of here today, Greg Cody, can I get a ruling from everyone in the room?

We said the other day there are no black Ethans.

Greg Cody used as AI and found that Penn State does indeed have a wide receiver named Ethan Black.

But because he Googled Ethan and Black, he didn't realize that Ethan Black is white.

Oh,

it's still, he's an Ethan Black.

Wait, that's all I'm saying.

His name's Ethan Black.

That's all I'm saying.

I googled Black Ethan's.

Ethan Black comes up.

Roy, he could use your help here.

It counts.

Thank you, Bells.

Thank you.

Yeah,

that's support right there.

I fulfilled my bet.

Yes, you did.

Thank you.

Later, Jobin.