Postgame Show: The Doritos Lie (feat. JuJu Gotti)

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I'm old enough to remember when the 40-point game in basketball used to mean something.

Now, all of a sudden, first time in NBA history, says four different players opening the season with a 40-point game in the same year.

Doesn't mean anything anymore.

I'll be honest,

the game was moving too fast for me last night.

I don't mean like I couldn't actually keep up with it.

All the games are heat magic.

Definitely heat magic.

And what I mean by that is just, I feel like the game, the things that are happening in front of you the first three quarters, it doesn't mean as much when it's moving that fast.

It's like, all right, let's just wait till the fourth quarter where it slows down a little bit and the possessions mean something.

I felt the game was too fast.

It's how it used to be when you would get to the playoffs, right?

Like it was the pace between the regular season and the postseason.

Now it's literally in-game for the first, second, and third quarter into the fourth quarter.

Like, I loved the fourth quarter of heat match last night, but the first three quarters, like

we're going to be doing Thursday Thunder here in a second with Juju, but I

would imagine that most of the games went over last night, that there was just a ton of scoring everywhere, and that they're going to readjust the totals in these games because it felt like all of the games were going way over on point totals, and that the scoring was totally insane.

We're going to get to Juju in a second, but before we do that, I just want Jeremy to give us all the things that we could have done better yesterday before Juju gets to all the things we could have done better today.

Glad we waited until the post-game for this.

OLI, we spoke about the truly pathetic Dolphins in like 12 different ways, including the second conversation we've had about whether or not Steven Ross is a good owner or a bad owner before we ever got to the debut night of basketball NBA on NBC.

Number five, we only spoke about one single player from that in the first two hours of the show, and it was Kevin Durant only in comparison to Brad Marchon's legacy.

It was a weird feeling.

That was so weird.

Yeah.

What was it?

What were you guys doing?

Number four, I can't believe he had Luca at the top of the MVP when Wemby exists.

Luca had 43, 12, and 9.

It was Wemby of nobody.

I was switching to the 2007.

It was Wemby before the season.

It was Wemby the day the season started.

It was Wemby all season long, and it will be Wemby until the day he retires.

How could you be the NBA MVP when you have zero games played?

Exactly right.

That was Wemba Dyla.

Thank you.

Number three.

Was calling me the witty of Pablo's supposed to be an insult?

Like, damn, why did you treat it that way?

I was pretty flattered by that, actually.

Luca was definitely the MVP after Tuesday night.

That's indisputable.

I think they're both annoying.

I don't find them annoying.

Number two, I can't believe in me and ask Jess, like, when's the last time you've been to the mall?

I love the mall.

The mall's great.

You ever just walk around the mall and get a little Wetzel's pretzels or any anns and just kind of

stroll?

And number one.

You missed the joke, though.

It was the chair company.

They were doing an inside joke on the mall.

No, I mean, I get it, but it's still.

Number one:

whoever choreographed that basketball is Jack backjack video,

really talented, probably deserves a raise, and definitely very handsome.

Undeserving number one.

I regret bringing, you know what?

We're going to major penalty on Jeremy.

Five minutes for being Jeremy.

Yep.

Gonna get to Juju's Thursday Thunder.

It cashed.

Juju cashed a Thursday Thunder.

He went three for three last week.

No, no, no, no, no, no, no.

I went four for four, my brother.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry.

You had that Bengals Steelers game.

You were all over that Bengals Steelers game.

Let's Let's do it.

He's got a hot streak going.

Sorry.

I am sorry I've insulted you, Juju, by getting my facts wrong.

That's right.

It's Thursday Thunder, and it's presented by DraftKings.

DraftKings, the crown is yours.

Tuga, tuga, tuga, tuga, tuga, tuga, tuga, tugga.

Toot, toot.

You know what that is?

The Thursday Thunder winning tickets on the tracks right now for your boy.

I'm going to go ahead.

I'm going to stop all the talking.

Let's get straight to it.

Tonight, I'm going with my brother, Justin Gentas,

for over 5.5 catches tonight from Carson Wentz.

Part two,

I'm going with my other brother, TJ Hawkinson, for over 3.5 catches from big old Carson Wentz tonight.

TJ Hawkinson has been spooky lately.

If Addison's come back and he's demanded a bunch of targets from that team that Hawkinson was getting, I'm a little spooked by that, Juju.

Yeah, guess what?

Tis the season, baby.

And the last leg, I'm going with the biggest fantasy sensation right now.

If you haven't added him to your tight end depth list, beat your friends right now and get him right now.

I'm going with Arande Gadson for over 4.5 catches tonight.

Lock it in.

I like all of those, actually.

I like a lot of throwing tonight.

The Chargers got to win that game, don't they?

We're in the uniforms, they are.

They've got the best coach in history, according to Zaslow.

Was that Yoda you just did?

At Lebatard show is where it is you vote on the polls.

Roy, can you get me real quick the names that the FBI is giving their dual investigations, practicing in a mirror, giving speeches.

What are the names of these investigations?

All right, for the sports betting operation, this is Operation Nothing But Bet.

And for the illegal pokering, Operation Royal Flush.

That's a good one.

Your winning streak has ended.

At Lemotard Show on the Polls, Juju Wow.

That guy was practicing those lines.

He had three lines to deliver, and that whole press conference was just to get off these three lines.

Your winning streak has ended.

Your luck has run out and you can bet on that.

He kind of petered out at the end.

He was a little scared.

The inflection I didn't like there.

Play the inflection one more time.

Yeah, the luck.

You can bet on that.

It's almost like he got a sentence from another paragraph and put it in there.

You got to emphasize the that at the end.

On that.

Top cop right there.

You can bet on that.

Yeah.

On that.

You got to have more confidence.

It's more gravitational.

The moment it's huge.

You got to meet the moment.

Bet on that.

That's right.

Very well done, Tony.

Yes, you got to point at a camera.

You got to give an index finger.

Yeah, once you give the index finger that shows strength and power.

A finger gun.

It sounded like Chris Cody at the end of a read where he's just leaking confidence after he stumbled a couple of times.

That's better than when I try to say hi to guests.

At Lebatard Show on

the poll questions.

What do we have today, Juju?

I'm also willing to bet that that FBI agent, he was practicing that speech while watching Blazers Wolves last night go down to the wire like, oh,

another loss for my boy.

Your winning streak has ended.

Should Terry Rozier be arrested for his field goal percentage?

95% of the audience says, yes, he should.

Damn it.

It's not even innocent until proven guilty.

No need for due process.

Just straight to jail.

Should betting on your team to win be legal for professional athletes?

69% of the audience says, yes, it should.

Thank you.

Right, nice.

It's an incentive for my team to win.

I'm trying to coach them to get in the game.

I'm not going to, you know,

the money's not enough.

Are you self-conscious about eating in a restaurant alone?

73% of the audience says, no, they are not.

Oh, God.

confidence right also my auto bounds on me today coach I missed the Rachel Nichols poll it was something to do with nacho cheese Doritos I missed that one but I think

Dan for like the 10th time wanted red versus blue Doritos put on the poll in show history I think that's probably been up there six or seven times I'm not gonna lie show his history not gonna lie I go red look I go blue blue and I'm not gonna lie I have breaking news I'm reporting news Rachel Nichols may have told us a fib earlier.

I'm not sure.

Either she told us a fib or she told me a fib back when I was asking questions at NBA All-Star Game a couple of years ago.

Red Doritos or blue Doritos.

Her answer was: she doesn't eat Doritos.

She only eats Fritos.

I'm not saying, check your sources.

The human palate changes every seven years.

That is true.

Yeah, that is true.

Last poll: Should Terry Rozier be afforded due process for his field goal percentage?

Your winning streak has ended.

67% of the audience says, no, he should not be.

And those are your polls.

If you were throwing games for the Hornets, how would anyone be able to prove it?

I did not know that the purple Dorito is better than the blue Dorito.

It's a damn good Dorito.

Burrito.

Yes, sir.

What happened there?

Did I say burrito?

I think you did.

I couldn't have said burrito.