Postgame Show: Top 5 People In Sports Who Need To Keep Their Beard (feat. JuJu Gotti)

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Speaker 3 All right, Juju's wearing a Miami Heat Vice jersey, but you're not fooling me, man. We all know what happened yesterday.
Dolphins beat the Bills. You know that's what we're starting.

Speaker 3 You're not fooling me, Juju. You got to eat that one, Juju.
Come on now.

Speaker 4 Come on. Yes, sir.
You're right, brother. Like, there is no excuse.
There is no excuse at all. The only thing that I would say is when Dan says this is the biggest surprising loss.

Speaker 4 I have literally been saying all year since week two, beating the bills is not the head on your mantle that you think it is.

Speaker 4 They have a lot of problems.

Speaker 4 It's multi-pronged. Like, as good as it is to say, everybody eats is our mantra.
Every now and then, you got to have somebody at the head of the table that demand the breasts. Like, you feel me?

Speaker 4 Like, on third and third down, you need somebody at the table saying, give me the breasts, bro. I got us.

Speaker 4 Like, somewhere on the spectrum, and they haven't had anybody in the way of a number one receiver. And that's what cripples them on those thirds and longs or second and longs.

Speaker 4 I'm going to stop talking and let you get a word in edge-wise because I got a lot.

Speaker 3 I'll tell you, Chris, you know, low-key, my favorite moment from the game yesterday? What moment? When that Jordan Poyer, when he was was face down on the grass, that was my favorite.

Speaker 3 I don't like that Jordan Poyer. Eat that grass, Jordan Poyer.

Speaker 4 Right. Because as good as it is, as good as Patrick Mahomes is, bruh, it's a great luxury to be able to throw the ball to Travis Kelsey.

Speaker 4 As good as Matthew Stafford is playing, man, it feels good to probably see Puka Nakua and Devontae Adams out there when you need them. You dig.

Speaker 4 And so I think that the Bills, they've been relying on Josh's greatness more than just understanding that hey, greatness comes and goes, but you got somebody in a prime right now.

Speaker 4 You got to surround him with talent, an overflow of talent, because if you don't, you're going to have games like this.

Speaker 3 Are you worried that the bills are not going to win the division?

Speaker 4 Oh man, I don't plan on winning the division this year.

Speaker 4 Like, all we needed somewhere within these couple of years is a competent competitor, which is the Patriots right now.

Speaker 4 They're very competent, and I don't see us overcoming our problems, which is the defensive end. We have so many injuries.
We got AJ L. Panessa, Taryn Johnson, Christian Benford, A.

Speaker 4 Oliver, Josh Palmer, Daquan Jones, Shad Thompson, Landon Jackson yesterday. We have so many injuries to overcome.

Speaker 4 And by them not pulling the trigger at the trade deadline, which is a whole nother thing. I think that they're just destined to be middle of the road this year.

Speaker 3 Juju, I see you have a top five for us here today. What do you got, man?

Speaker 4 Yes, sir, man. Earlier in the show, Chris said that Aaron Rodgers definitely needs a beard, bro.
He needs some scruff.

Speaker 5 Dude, he looks old.

Speaker 6 It looks like gray. It just like his white face just makes him look grayer.

Speaker 4 Right, bro. It looks terrible.
I was watching it as well. His mean face, his angry face, he'd be looking at his teammates with.
I'd be like, man, hell nah, bro. You look too angry.

Speaker 4 So it made me come up with a list of top five people in sports sports that should not cut their beards

Speaker 6 looking good jerry that's your topple ganger juju right look at that we have juju and juju

Speaker 4 salute salute number

Speaker 4 five aaron rogers

Speaker 4 Brother, you need to keep that beard on your face, bro. Look at you.
The Jerseys is already bad, but the beard makes it worse. You know what?

Speaker 3 Strangely enough, I think you're right. I think no beard makes him look older.

Speaker 5 Yes, it's odd.

Speaker 2 He looks odd.

Speaker 4 That's the only way I can say that.

Speaker 3 His face looks backwards.

Speaker 4 Number four,

Speaker 4 Ryan Fitzpatrick.

Speaker 4 Keep the beard, brother.

Speaker 4 The beard was a great addition. Never get rid of it.
Number three, it's a double whammy.

Speaker 4 Jason and Travis Kelsey.

Speaker 4 I couldn't even imagine it before seeing this picture of Jason, but at the same time, we all know what that Travis Kelsey picture looked like without the beard.

Speaker 3 Yeah.

Speaker 3 And Jason looks like he's got that butt chin.

Speaker 4 Number two, James Hardin.

Speaker 8 I don't know how this is number two.

Speaker 5 That's crazy.

Speaker 4 Bro, look crazy as hell, man. That beard was his glow up.

Speaker 4 And the number one person in sports that should not cut their beard,

Speaker 4 Daniel Levitton.

Speaker 4 Brother, like a bird of prey.

Speaker 1 By the way, Roy here making the argument for James Harden without the beard.

Speaker 6 He was doing it off mic, but he's like, it looks good. Yeah, it's not bad.

Speaker 5 It's not terrible.

Speaker 4 I don't know. Also, the play calling for the Bills, terrible in times.
Four for short, you doing a spin out, launch the ball down the field. Terrible, horrible.
PU. Sorry about that.

Speaker 3 Well, Juju EC, you are wearing your Bam Etta Bio Miami Heat Vice jersey tonight.

Speaker 1 The Heat have what I call a show-me game.

Speaker 3 It's a lot going on in the NBA right now. So, you know what? Let's get to our MVP update.

Speaker 4 Oh, yeah.

Speaker 3 I got an update for you, ass. You ready for this?

Speaker 3 We got a lot of guys who are in the MVP conversation right now.

Speaker 3 If we're going to have a conversation about MVP,

Speaker 3 it might need to start

Speaker 3 with Tyrese Maxi.

Speaker 3 You see what Tyrese Maxie was up to this weekend? Oh, yeah. That's right.
Besides that, the Sixers are 6-4. Better without Embiid.
All right.

Speaker 3 They did lose last night. They're 6-4 back-to-back 30-point games this weekend for Maxi.
On the season, he is averaging over 33 points and eight assists a game. He is a superstar.

Speaker 3 If we're going to have a conversation about MVP, we better be talking about Tyrese Maxi.

Speaker 4 We sure should. I saw close second.
The Joker. Wow.

Speaker 5 Good player.

Speaker 4 We shall not mention his name. I like him.

Speaker 5 I like him.

Speaker 4 He is playing out of his mind right now.

Speaker 8 He's yet to appear on this list. Aaron Gordon's appeared on this list, and Tyrese Maxi becomes the first three-time participant of the MVP of the day.

Speaker 1 Deservedly so.

Speaker 3 Deservedly so. Yep.

Speaker 3 Juju, let's update some polls, man.

Speaker 4 Yes, sir.

Speaker 5 MVP

Speaker 4 let them be jamming

Speaker 4 do you judge someone who sleeps on the airport floor i know 68 juju i know you juju and i know i know where you stand on this never yeah you already know right

Speaker 4 68 of the audience says yes they do judge them disgusting once again i don't prefer to do it It's when you have like four hours.

Speaker 7 What else am I going to do?

Speaker 3 Four hours? I did it this past Saturday night, and not for a second did I say, you know what I want to do? I'm going to lie down on the floor.

Speaker 7 After like two hours of sitting on that chair, you're like, oh, I got two more hours of this. What am I going to do? Oh, no.

Speaker 4 Do you believe in airplane mode on your phone? 60% of the audience says, no, they don't, Jeremy.

Speaker 1 I mean, how's it that low?

Speaker 4 It's crazy. Right.
I thought it would be higher. Is Sicilian pizza the best pizza? 77% of the audience says no, it is not.

Speaker 5 Whoa.

Speaker 4 Damn. Do you drive with your arm out of the window?

Speaker 3 Dad move.

Speaker 4 52% of the audience says yes, they do.

Speaker 3 Really? I can't tell you the last time I drove my arm out the window.

Speaker 4 Right. Do the Jacksonville Jaguars think that Davis Mills is Patrick Mahomes? 78% of the audience says, yes, they do.

Speaker 4 And last poll, are you aspiring to taste the taste of wetness? 61% of the audience says, No, they are not. And those are your polls.

Speaker 5 Come on, taste the taste of wetness.

Speaker 3 Still looking to have that conversation about Nestle Quick.