The Big Suey: Taste the Taste of Wetness

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Speaker 13 Welcome to the Big Sue,

Speaker 13 presented by DraftKings.

Speaker 6 Why are you listening to this show?

Speaker 13 A podcast that seems very similar to the other Dan Lebatard podcast.

Speaker 14 I'm sorry, I'm not going to apologize for that.

Speaker 13 In fact, the only difference seems to be this imaging.

Speaker 6 I have been tempted in restaurants just walking past tables to grab somebody's prize that if they're just there. That hasn't happened to you guys.

Speaker 15 I've done it.

Speaker 13 And now, here's the marching man to nowhere, fat face, and the habitual liar.

Speaker 16 This episode of the Dan Labetard show is presented by DraftKings. DraftKings, the crown is yours.

Speaker 17 Flying by the sea to your pants originated in the early days of aviation when pilots had to use their senses and physical feel to navigate and control their aircraft because there were no sophisticated instruments.

Speaker 1 So not Peter Pan?

Speaker 6 Well, but the seat of the pants, you understand why I'm doing Peter Pan, right? You have to put somebody on wires in order to get them to fly and then they're flying by the seat of their pants.

Speaker 6 What he's just described right there doesn't have the seat of the pants being used

Speaker 6 anything.

Speaker 17 I'm driving the plane. I'm flying it.
I'm sitting in this seat and I'm just feeling it out. Where do I got to go here?

Speaker 18 Am I making a, I got to go a little tilted a little left here.

Speaker 16 I need some help with something that happened to me on the plane this weekend. So I was flying back home late Saturday nights.
I already told you that part. Government shutdown.

Speaker 16 Come on, figure it out. So I'm on my way home Saturday night.
We're about to take off. All right, I'm sitting in first class.
You know my style, Dan. And there's a woman sitting next to me.

Speaker 16 I don't know. She looks like she's maybe like 50, something like that.
I don't know. I didn't know for sure.
I didn't ask.

Speaker 16 And she seemed a little bit strange to me. It was one of those deals where, like, the pilot and the,

Speaker 16 they don't call them stewardesses anymore.

Speaker 14 Flight attendants.

Speaker 9 Flight attendants. Flight attendants.

Speaker 16 They come on the plane.

Speaker 6 You are stuck in a different time, dude. You really are.

Speaker 16 They come on the plane and like she cheered.

Speaker 19 She, like,

Speaker 9 come on.

Speaker 9 All right.

Speaker 16 Whatever. So.
Did you feel obligated since you're next to her?

Speaker 9 No.

Speaker 16 She cheered. No, but it wasn't.

Speaker 6 Clyde was cheering. Woo!

Speaker 16 All right.

Speaker 16 Anyway, we're getting ready to take off. I got my AirPods in.

Speaker 6 She, too, was waiting six or seven hours and was excited about the fact that now she could take off and the the government hadn't shut down her flight.

Speaker 16 I would just be normal. So I got my AirPods in.
I'm listening to, I'm watching something on my iPad, right? And I got my phone next to me. Because you know, in first class, Dan, there's like a table.

Speaker 17 That thick armrest.

Speaker 16 Yeah, it's so good. So my phone is there.
And the woman, she motions toward me. Again, I got my AirPods and I can't hear.
And she starts pointing at my phone. And I'm like,

Speaker 16 I'm looking confused. She then picks up her phone and she opens up the settings and she points at airplane mode.

Speaker 9 Wow.

Speaker 16 Like,

Speaker 16 so I just, like, I shrug my shoulders at her. Because I don't believe in airplane mode.

Speaker 9 I'm like, Dave. I kind of, I has to say that.

Speaker 16 I never put my phone on airplane mode. Prove a point.

Speaker 6 That's right. Prove the point.

Speaker 17 Hey, not important. And so far, I'm right every time.

Speaker 1 But what if it is just one time and you're the real one?

Speaker 17 But then it wouldn't be that bad because of how many times he did it without airplane mode.

Speaker 16 That probably wouldn't be the right that would seem to be that would seem to be a really weird coincidence what do you know about how satellite services work with airplanes i'm finding out literally every flight i find out so i just kind of like shrug my shoulders you know see tattle but but i'm thinking i'm like who does that somebody who's worried about their plane crashing Well, I didn't put it on.

Speaker 17 If you see something, say something is a good way to live.

Speaker 20 I would have just lived with a

Speaker 1 ball of anxiety the entire flight. I never would have said anything to you.

Speaker 1 But I would have been so frustrated if I saw that you weren't on airplane mode.

Speaker 16 What?

Speaker 14 What kind of team player are you?

Speaker 17 Selfish.

Speaker 16 Airplane mode.

Speaker 16 She's telling me to put my phone in airplane mode. About 20 minutes later, I spilled my drink on her.
On purpose? Not on purpose. But I spilled my drink all over her.

Speaker 16 I didn't feel bad, but it was not on purpose. It would be wild if before every flight, they're like, all right, we got, I can see here we have six people who are not on airplane mode.

Speaker 17 We don't move until I get this down.

Speaker 16 I spilled my drink on her ice cubes and all.

Speaker 6 Put it on the poll at Lebatard show.

Speaker 6 Do you believe in airplane mode on your cell phone when flying?

Speaker 16 There's no evidence.

Speaker 6 I've also been told that you lit up ESPN this weekend, that it was a vibrant, radiant thing with your take on your love of Sicilian pizza.

Speaker 14 Oh, yeah. That

Speaker 6 you say that this is the greatest of all the pizzas.

Speaker 16 A pizza that I would imagine you eat with a fork and knife had to yeah it was a little too messy i'm about to go on the air there's cameras and all that stuff i can't be looking like i got vampire wings like i had i had to eat like with a fork and like i couldn't be out there looking like daniel jones all right so i had to have the fork and the knife but sicilian pizza oh my dan you know dan you know about that sicilian pizza yeah i love sicilian that's right that's my pizza of choice amber wilson had never even heard of sicilian pizza and she's all critical of me i told her listen when i walk into one of these pizza joints and you know, they got the window there and it shows you all the pizzas that they have, if I see a Sicilian pie, I don't even look at the other pizzas out there.

Speaker 16 I'm getting Sicilian.

Speaker 6 Put it on the poll at Lebatard Show, is Sicilian pizza the best of all the pizzas?

Speaker 6 You have to like something that's basically thick as a sandwich. You have to.

Speaker 6 I know most people I know prefer a thin slice. They do not.

Speaker 6 In fact, most people I know would say that the deep dish stuff in Chicago is not something that is is their preference because they just want to be able to grab a thin slice of pizza that doesn't have that much bread, that much dough.

Speaker 16 Well, also the Chicago deep dish,

Speaker 16 it's like pizza soup. Like there's so much tomato sauce.
It's too much.

Speaker 14 It's a tomato pie.

Speaker 16 Yeah, that's right. It's like a tomato sauce pie.

Speaker 6 Do you think that the audience is going to think that the Sicilian pizza is the best of the pizza?

Speaker 6 Because I believe that most people think that when they go to get a New York-style pizza, Sicilian is not their preference.

Speaker 16 Sicilian is always my preference. I love it.

Speaker 6 Let's go ahead and do the funniest thing of the sports weekend here, please.

Speaker 15 Hey, people, tell us what in the sport made you laugh hard this weekend. It is a segment we call what made you laugh this weekend.
Ha ha ha!

Speaker 17 I'm going to start. You just mentioned it, Zaz.
Daniel Jones, bloody mouth. I mean,

Speaker 17 he kind of looked like the Joker.

Speaker 16 He looks like Aunt Gladys from weapons.

Speaker 17 kind of look like Robin Williams and misses Doubtfire after he returns from the bathroom with the red lipstick

Speaker 6 They should have lost that game. They had two other fumbles that weren't recovered by Atlanta

Speaker 17 Minister Survivor League with five teams left. I had the Colts.

Speaker 15 Oh, yeah, let's go, baby. We're alive.
We're still alive.

Speaker 6 They deserve to lose that game.

Speaker 6 Jonathan Taylor is pretty important to them, and I believe the only team in the league that I end their playoff chances by taking the running back away instead of the quarterback.

Speaker 6 I understand that Daniel Jones has been very good for them this season, but I just saw, and in a game where they scored 31 points, by the way, or 30 points or whatever it was, they scored plenty in that game, but it's because Jonathan Taylor went crazy, three touchdowns, 200-something yards, when the Falcons were hell-bent on stopping Jonathan Taylor.

Speaker 14 Like

Speaker 6 those wide receivers for the Colts gave them nothing in that game. It was just Daniel Jones looking wherever he could for his tight end.
All he wanted was Tyler Warren.

Speaker 6 That's the only thing he was looking for.

Speaker 9 What do you got, Roy?

Speaker 21 Trump doing play-by-play during the commanders game.

Speaker 6 All right, let's hear some of this here and let's compare it to Stugats' play-by-play if you can get it. Which do you want to do first here, Chris? Do you want to do Trump first?

Speaker 6 Let's do what this is, by the way.

Speaker 17 During Lions Commanders.

Speaker 6 Not only that, Trump says he wants that stadium named after him and it's probably going to be named after him.

Speaker 18 That's normal. After him.

Speaker 6 I think it's going to be named after him. Can you do me a favor and look something up? I have not seen credible reporting on this.

Speaker 6 but because I have heard from so many people, I want to see who's reporting it credibly that the President of the United States is wearing a diaper and smells bad.

Speaker 6 Just get for me that information if you could, and let's hear this brilliant play-by-play. I'm sure it's very smart.
Let's see.

Speaker 22 We have a very important, I think it's a very important couple of plays. Here we go.

Speaker 5 Second and seven.

Speaker 23 Right, second and seven. Let's see what happens.

Speaker 5 Whoa.

Speaker 24 All right. Kroski Merritt.
Not bad. Takes it down to the five-yard line.

Speaker 23 That's right. That's right.

Speaker 22 Good runner.

Speaker 9 There we go. I love the whoa.

Speaker 17 Right when he's supposed to be explaining what's happening. Here we go.

Speaker 14 Whoa.

Speaker 16 Anytime you're doing play-by-play and you say, let's see what happens, that's good stuff.

Speaker 6 Let's just play that again so people can just hear just how generally empty it is. Let's see.

Speaker 22 We have a very important, I think it's a very important couple of plays.

Speaker 5 Here we go. Second and seven.

Speaker 23 Second and seven. Let's see what happens.

Speaker 5 Whoa.

Speaker 24 That's right.

Speaker 24 Kroski Merritt. Not bad.
Takes it down to the five-yard line. That's right.

Speaker 23 That's right.

Speaker 23 Good runner.

Speaker 22 All right.

Speaker 6 So he offered no information and just repeat.

Speaker 18 My eyes were closed watching that.

Speaker 17 I have no idea what happened.

Speaker 9 Whoa.

Speaker 16 Well, it happens when you listen to the Dolphins broadcast anyway. I think that he, I think that he's carving out like a new role, Trump.
You heard him there.

Speaker 16 Like, he's confirming what Kenny Albert is saying. That's like a new role where you have a guy in the booth who lets you know that the things that the play-by-play guy is saying is correct.

Speaker 16 That's right.

Speaker 1 He said at the end of the interview that he wants that job. Also, Dan, no proof that Donald Trump wears a diaper and smells bad.

Speaker 6 No proof whatsoever.

Speaker 1 I don't see any articles that say so.

Speaker 14 We can assume so, though. Yeah, I think we can assume that.

Speaker 6 Let's go.

Speaker 6 Let's go ahead and play Stugatz play-by-play comparatively.

Speaker 25 So this is a pretty big at-bat, Stu. Does that include the shot he took in the face when he was getting

Speaker 25 on base? Stu, you got to stop talking when there's a hit.

Speaker 25 Logan Morrison with a big base hit up the right side, and Martinez slides into first, first and third, no out here in the bottom of the third inning.

Speaker 20 Why'd he slide in a first there's two guys sliding in a first apparently carpenter deals

Speaker 25 some chin music to gabby sanchez uh chin music normally isn't swung at any swung at that i got news for you i was getting chin music in no matter what today this is radio stew i was getting chin attention stu a lot better uh mike what was the funniest thing from the sports weekend fran brown

Speaker 20 His act doesn't necessarily work when he's getting blown out and has one of the worst teams in college football. But fans have a memory from, you know, a very quotable head coach.

Speaker 27 At one point, I was told that he told the interviewer that, man, Miami was ready to quit at a certain point. He and Mario Kristoval don't get along.

Speaker 20 They're battling it out right now, presently, for a five-star recruit. But after the game, fans

Speaker 20 gave Fran Brown some of his own medicine, said, you're not going to get washed tonight, dirty ass.

Speaker 20 Frame Brown also shook Michael Irvin's hand and said, don't get used to this shit.

Speaker 6 The Syracuse football coach famously does not shower after losses. There have been a lot of them this year.

Speaker 16 He doesn't deserve so.

Speaker 6 Fran Brown, he's entertaining. Him and Mario were on the field yelling at each other during the game.

Speaker 6 Also, Miami, in terms of penalties this year, 134th of 136 teams. They improved.

Speaker 18 Five spots.

Speaker 20 Moved up five spots.

Speaker 18 Discipline.

Speaker 6 Nine penalties a game for the University of Miami. Again, only so you're telling me they're no longer two games a year.

Speaker 20 I think we just had five on Saturday, so marked improvement.

Speaker 6 Okay, so there were only two teams worse than them at getting penalties. Are you saying that they've climbed from 134th to better than that? Cleaning it up.

Speaker 6 Jeremy, what was the funniest thing from the sports weekend?

Speaker 1 Justin Fields completed six passes. The Jets had 169 yards of total offense, and they beat the Browns.

Speaker 6 So the stats in that game were crazy. First of all, they had two

Speaker 6 consecutive kicks returned for touchdowns. The Jets did.
But the stats at the half on Justin Fields were so great because it was at the half

Speaker 6 three for six passing for five yards with one interception.

Speaker 1 And they were leading. It was tied.

Speaker 6 It was tied at the half, 17-17 after Justin Fields

Speaker 6 gave them a big three for six for five yards with one interception. Zaz, what was the funniest thing from the sports weekend?

Speaker 16 Yeah, so I saw it happen in the heat game, but overall, it's a funny thing that is happening in the NBA right now.

Speaker 16 So there was one at the end of one of the quarters on Saturday night with the heat game. Nikojovich, he chucked it full court.
There was no time left, you know, why not?

Speaker 16 But that's the funny thing to me is this new rule in the NBA, all of the players now, they all chuck it at the end of the quarter because it doesn't count against your stats anymore.

Speaker 16 It's so none of these guys, they all take the extra dribble when years pass. Oh, I didn't get it off in time.
And now everyone wants to shoot at the end of the quarter.

Speaker 20 I love it.

Speaker 6 When did they change that rule? This year. I didn't know.
So it doesn't count against your shooting percentage.

Speaker 16 If it's at the end of the quarter.

Speaker 17 What's the cutoff on that?

Speaker 16 If it's the end of the quarter and the play originates in the back court and you shoot it behind half court. I think it's actually behind like the logo.

Speaker 16 You can go a little bit into the front court and it only counts if it goes in.

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Speaker 27 The libertard.

Speaker 9 John Taslow.

Speaker 9 How you love that catchphrase!

Speaker 9 Bad news for

Speaker 9 opposing teams in the triple A

Speaker 27 Tugats. These are smiles.

Speaker 27 Tell LeBron's a clutch again.

Speaker 27 Clutch again.

Speaker 27 Clutch again.

Speaker 6 This is the Dan Lebatar Show with the Stugats. I thought one of you was going to select the way the Dolphin game started yesterday because

Speaker 6 I've never seen it happen. False start timeout.
There's no time taken off the clock.

Speaker 6 You've used a timeout, you got a penalty, and the game hasn't started yet. It's still at the 15-minute mark.
It's not something I've seen before, but I'm going to go with, did you guys see this?

Speaker 6 You guys know the Key and Peel sketch of one pump, two pump, the celebration in the end zone where the referee is getting real close to the groin of the celebrating player, waiting for the second sexual pump, and it comes, well,

Speaker 6 phrasing, Uh, the second pump ends up in a penalty. Not one.
This has got to be six or seven years old or longer. How old is this skit? It's old.
Two guys did it yesterday out of nowhere.

Speaker 6 Rico Dowdle and Aaron Jones both did it out of nowhere yesterday, and they both lost the game.

Speaker 20 No, it wasn't out of nowhere. It was a big talking point the previous week.

Speaker 20 Skates got away with two pumps, but Rico Dowdle got penalized for two pumps. That's right.

Speaker 9 That was last week. Two pump jumps.

Speaker 17 Then there were some fake pumps this week because it made news last week.

Speaker 6 Okay, but it still, all of it is a bit out of nowhere. That sketch is how old?

Speaker 26 You're being a man right now.

Speaker 6 How old is that sketch?

Speaker 29 The episode premiered November 2nd, 2012.

Speaker 9 Okay.

Speaker 17 I saw Gene Sterator talking about it where his kids caught him up because he saw all the pumping stuff. He's like, I don't know about this.
And his kids put him on the Key and Peel.

Speaker 17 Big Key and Peel fan now.

Speaker 6 All right. You know what? I retract it since I was

Speaker 6 malinformed, and I'm going to take another one. I'm going to take a different choice here.
My choice is just the Jags. Yeah, that's great.
So let me examine that game for a second because

Speaker 6 keep in mind how weird what I'm about to say is. During the witching hour of the one o'clock games,

Speaker 35 all of them except one

Speaker 6 were one-score games during the witching hour. As soon as the witching hour started, all of the games except Jacksonville-Houston was a one-score game.

Speaker 6 Jacksonville at Houston against Davis-Mills, Jacksonville, this group of losers against Davis-Mills were up 29-10.

Speaker 6 They allowed 26 fourth quarter points to the Texans who are a bad offense when it's not Davis-Mills. I want you to look up for me.

Speaker 6 I'm going to guess that there's been one game this season where the Texans have scored more than 26 points in an entire game. There's one game that I remember against Baltimore.

Speaker 6 I'm going to guess that they haven't scored more. They might have a couple of games where they've scored close to 26, but I'm going to guess that if you look at the Texans' game logs.

Speaker 16 They've scored 26 twice, and they've scored above that once.

Speaker 1 They scored the 44 points against Baltimore, like you mentioned. And then in their other two wins, outside of this one, they scored 26 exactly.

Speaker 6 So in the fourth quarter, they scored 26 points. And in all the previous games, when given all four of the quarters, they've not scored more than 26 points.
It's not just that, though.

Speaker 6 It's that Jacksonville in the fourth quarter had two yards. They're trying to win the game.
They're trying to advance to 6-3. The same record that the Bills would have as their window closes.

Speaker 6 They could have been 6-3. They're playing the back.
They're playing Davis Mills. They've got the game one at 29-10.
And I want to, do you guys know, does anyone here, Roy's going to know what this is?

Speaker 6 Are you old enough to know, Zaslow, what the Nest Tea Plunge is? Do you know what the Nest Tea Plunge is?

Speaker 9 I don't know.

Speaker 6 Does anyone here, this is an,

Speaker 6 you know what Nest Tea is, right? Is it

Speaker 16 chocolate stuff, right?

Speaker 22 I don't think it's chocolate.

Speaker 9 No, no, no, no. I think it's just tea.

Speaker 17 That's Nez Quick. Yeah.

Speaker 14 That is Nest Quick.

Speaker 16 And Nez Lee.

Speaker 9 That's like ice cream.

Speaker 6 Yeah, that's totally different.

Speaker 14 Well, what the hell are you talking about?

Speaker 16 Nest tea.

Speaker 22 Okay, so tea.

Speaker 6 Let's give video a second to find.

Speaker 16 But Nestle Quick is so good.

Speaker 6 Yeah, but that's not what we're talking about.

Speaker 17 But I'm with Zazzle. That's just if we're just comparing the products.
It's also not Nestle.

Speaker 17 It's Nest Quick.

Speaker 27 Whatever. It's good.

Speaker 20 Let's talk about that some more.

Speaker 6 Zazzl got everything wrong there and didn't know what the Nesty Plunge is either, even though he's of an age that he should know.

Speaker 6 And I'm sure the woman who was sitting next to him who got ice cubes spilled on her was also thinking how old you were when she was looking at you.

Speaker 16 Do you promise we can go back and talk about Nestle Quick, though, when you get done with this?

Speaker 6 I mean,

Speaker 6 anything Nestle-related is going to be chocolate-related, so it's going to be delicious. This is not at all chocolate-related.

Speaker 20 When you're making strawberry or chocolate milk, do you prefer the syrup or the powder?

Speaker 9 Oh, the powder.

Speaker 16 No, the powder feels like more authentic.

Speaker 9 What?

Speaker 9 I love the powder.

Speaker 18 It's the weirdest thing you've ever said.

Speaker 20 If you use a syrup, you get that one little clump of syrup at the bottom.

Speaker 9 Yes. Fitzsuffer.
Yes, right there. Yes.
Yeah.

Speaker 9 That's what I like.

Speaker 9 I like the powder.

Speaker 17 I like to go around the, like, wipe off all the chocolate from the side, make sure there's no chocolate.

Speaker 16 I'm like, I never know if I've mixed up the syrup enough, and I feel like it's all at the bottom, and I never know. It's cooky.
Yeah.

Speaker 6 The Nesti plunge, okay, is

Speaker 6 basically, and I don't know why,

Speaker 6 I'm going to assume that Nesti was saying their tea is so delicious that you just want to fall back and swim in their delicious tea.

Speaker 6 But it involves turning your back around and sort of falling into a pool. Let's play an old commercial here so that people can see what it is that I'm talking about here.

Speaker 36 I'm huffin' and I'm puffing, getting dry as I can be.

Speaker 24 Got a thirst that's got me aching.

Speaker 5 Come on, taste the taste of wetness.

Speaker 5 Take the nest tea plunge.

Speaker 5 Soak your thirst with nest tea instant tea.

Speaker 34 Nest tea, it's the best wet yet.

Speaker 5 So taste the taste of wetness. Take the nest tea plunge.

Speaker 34 Try nest tea and see why people choose nest tea more often. It's America's biggest seller.

Speaker 9 Wetness.

Speaker 6 Taste the taste of wetness.

Speaker 16 I mean, why would those women do that, though?

Speaker 6 The reason that I'm bringing all of this up is because the way that Jacksonville got up to that 19-point lead is that their slot receiver and punt returner, Parker Washington, ends up breaking a punt return.

Speaker 6 And when he gets to the one-yard line, he turns around and falls into the end zone on his back the way that you would neste plunge. And about 40 yards from the end zone, the punter's got an angle.

Speaker 6 And Parker Washington sees that he's got an angle, but is not scared in it.

Speaker 9 I saw that.

Speaker 9 He's not scared in anything.

Speaker 17 It's like a brief moment of, oh, do I need to?

Speaker 35 No, I don't need to speed up at all.

Speaker 9 That punter's like, oh, I'm on this. I'm on this, guys.

Speaker 9 It was so good.

Speaker 6 It is. And then they lost.
And then they had two fourth quarter yards.

Speaker 6 And then they allowed.

Speaker 6 Listen, this is, this is, I do enjoy laughing at the Jags, but here's what happened to the Jags at the end of the game game because it was great to watch because Jacksonville knows how to lose these kinds of games, okay?

Speaker 6 As I said, Jacksonville had two fourth quarter yards. They're now down by a point with 31 seconds left.

Speaker 6 They get a good, they get a decent return, but they don't need much of a return because their kicker, little. All you got to do is get to like your own 40-yard line.

Speaker 6 to have a chance for this guy to try a 70-yard field goal. They come out with two fourth quarter yards and Trevor Lawrence ends up running for like 19 yards.
They're now in field goal range.

Speaker 9 They were close, yeah.

Speaker 6 No, they're in field goal range. They're not close.
They're in field. Their kicker has made the longest kick ever.
They're in field goal range. They can try it from here.

Speaker 6 And then, of course, he gets sacked. And then on the next play, he just lobs the ball up and it's a pick six.
And Houston ends up with 26 fourth quarter points.

Speaker 6 When that is a dreadful offense, there's no circumstance under which you you can allow Davis Mills and a truly terrible Texans offense to just break your season over their knee that way.

Speaker 16 Liam Cohen's reaction was so good. He throws his

Speaker 16 pad with the plays and throws off his headset and the equipment.

Speaker 1 Looks like a guy who wants a new quarterback next year.

Speaker 6 What happened in that fourth quarter, I dare say the only thing more surprising than that was the end of the Broncos Giants game this entire season. And

Speaker 6 I'd have to say that this is, I'd have to put this in that conversation.

Speaker 37 Don't forget Titans Cardinals.

Speaker 9 That one was an all-time.

Speaker 14 Oh, yeah.

Speaker 6 Titans Cardinals was a pretty good one. I'm so excited about that one.

Speaker 20 Do you think Brian Dable gets fired during the show?

Speaker 15 I think so.

Speaker 29 You think he should get fired?

Speaker 20 I mean, there was a report that Mira had to get talked out of firing him in Denver. They are 0-4 in games that they've led by more than 10 points on the road.

Speaker 20 Also, another great stat, Jackson Dart, has been evaluated for four concussions this season. Oh, God.

Speaker 6 Jackson Dart scores a lot of touchdowns. And the moment that he left that game yesterday, you could see everything leak out of the Giants.

Speaker 6 Russell Wilson, I told you guys when he signed there that I found that signing to be sad for Russell Wilson.

Speaker 6 I think Stugatz and Zaz have both said that Russell Wilson is playing his way out of the Hall of League.

Speaker 16 I think he is, yeah. Yeah.
I mean, you see that final drive with Russell Wilson? Like, he didn't know what he was doing out there.

Speaker 31 How good is this job, though, when it opens up?

Speaker 20 You want that job now all of a sudden.

Speaker 6 Well, they still have skill position problems

Speaker 18 because they're hurt.

Speaker 22 I mean, their skill guys are hurt next year.

Speaker 20 We'll see if Scataboo comes back, but they have neighbors. They have an answer, a quarterback.
They probably have the best pass rush in the division.

Speaker 9 Not probably.

Speaker 18 And they're going to have a super high pick in the draft.

Speaker 17 One of the best D lines in the league.

Speaker 15 Yeah, that's a good job.

Speaker 20 That's a good job.

Speaker 15 Saz.

Speaker 20 Good job or not a good job?

Speaker 6 You guys are assuming that. That's a good job.

Speaker 6 You guys are assuming that Scataboo and neighbors are going to both be back and totally fine and the same as they were when the margins in that sport are this.

Speaker 20 Saying if they don't play football ever again, it's a good job

Speaker 6 because they have a quarterback. They have a young quarterback.

Speaker 16 I'm not sure Scotty Boo's not coming back this year.

Speaker 9 Yeah, try and stop him this week.

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Speaker 9 Don Lebatard.

Speaker 6 While there's nothing official and conversations are still ongoing.

Speaker 20 Was that a fake shifter?

Speaker 9 Because it was pretty good. It was excellent.
I feel like there's legs.

Speaker 18 Yeah.

Speaker 6 I tried at the beginning and then I lost confidence in it. Wow.

Speaker 9 It was good. It was good.
You got this.

Speaker 22 There's nothing official.

Speaker 9 Yeah, that's right.

Speaker 22 And conversations are still ongoing.

Speaker 27 Stugats.

Speaker 6 It is trending towards Nick Siriani remaining the head coach of the Eagles. This is the Don Lebatar Show with the Stugats.

Speaker 6 Something that happened in that game, and I still am not used to this. You guys are now used to this, right? What I'm about to say from that game that was a stat.
In the first half, the first half,

Speaker 6 the Giants and the Bears went for it on fourth down five times. Five years ago,

Speaker 6 five years ago, a team wouldn't go for it on fourth down except at the end of game, an entire season five times.

Speaker 27 In a snow game.

Speaker 6 Five times in the first half, Zaz. And the Bears, the Bears is now a good job, too, right?

Speaker 16 Bears are good. Bears are good.
Caleb Williams is good.

Speaker 14 I mean, you could say it's a good job, but they have a coach.

Speaker 30 Yeah, they just got a coach.

Speaker 6 No, but I'm just saying that when you say young quarterbacks, that makes everything a good job. You can, in fact, say, how about this?

Speaker 6 I'm going to throw this at you. You guys are going to be stunned by it.
Yeah, not only do the Bears have a quarterback, the Bears have the best quarterback in their history, like in our lifetime.

Speaker 6 This is the best quarterback. It's just Jake Cutler.

Speaker 6 It's all you have to choose from is Jake Cutler. Yeah, I think he's going to be better.
I think think he's going to have a better career if he doesn't get hurt than Jake Cutler has.

Speaker 6 Like, what are we talking about?

Speaker 13 Sid Luckman?

Speaker 9 Jim McMahon?

Speaker 6 Jim McMahon wasn't very good.

Speaker 6 He wasn't very good statistically.

Speaker 6 He won a Super Bowl, but he wasn't.

Speaker 6 Go ahead and look up. Go ahead and find sunglasses.

Speaker 6 Fine for me. Go ahead and look at

Speaker 6 Jim McMahon's finest season. I think we will all laugh.

Speaker 6 Let's just look at his stats that Super Bowl season, if you'd like.

Speaker 17 Is there a present-day comp of a quarterback that's not that good but cool? Like Jim McMahon?

Speaker 9 Like, who's the current quarterback that we would call that?

Speaker 20 People like Gardner Minshew.

Speaker 17 That's how he's Gardner Minshew.

Speaker 14 That's not cool.

Speaker 6 You can't be wearing too much.

Speaker 9 Gardner Minshew is considered, I think, cool.

Speaker 6 You can't be wearing too tight, short, short jean shorts.

Speaker 17 McMahon was that bad, though?

Speaker 20 I think Gardner Minshew is like quite literally twice the quarterback Jim McMahon was.

Speaker 16 Yeah, I think you'd be surprised.

Speaker 9 You look at the numbers, like, wow, Gardner Minshew is a lot better than Jim McMahon. Oh, man.

Speaker 21 2,392 yards, 15 touchdowns, 11 assumptions.

Speaker 6 That was the Super Bowl yard.

Speaker 19 That was 80.

Speaker 15 That was 85.

Speaker 18 That's like two stats so far, though. Pro bowler.

Speaker 17 Two is at 15 and 11.

Speaker 6 He just gave you 15 and 11. Look quiet.

Speaker 14 He has 13 games, by the way.

Speaker 6 Quiet as it is kept

Speaker 6 because I don't believe a lot of people are talking about this today as we assess the entire league and everyone in the league is kind of broken because McDermott's yelling at Bosa. Wrap him up.

Speaker 6 And Bosa's like a torso out there with a cast on his arm.

Speaker 6 In his last six games, Matthew Stafford, quietly, because it has been quiet, Matthew Stafford, 20 touchdowns, zero interceptions.

Speaker 6 So in his last six games, look at what, look at how much the game has changed that in his last six games, Matthew Stafford is 20 touchdowns, zero interceptions, and Jim McMahon in his Super Bowl year was 15 touchdowns and 11 interceptions.

Speaker 6 That's crazy. Stafford, everyone's got to be afraid of him, right? Everyone, he has mastered the position correctly.
Like, I've got this correct when I say that is just simple mastery of the position.

Speaker 1 First player in NFL history with four-plus passing touchdowns and zero picks in three straight games. He's also the sixth player all time with four plus

Speaker 1 touchdown passes in three straight games in a single season.

Speaker 16 I saw such a great example yesterday after the Rams won that game. Such a great example to show or to remind you how awful those Lions teams were that he was on.

Speaker 16 With Matthew Stafford's win yesterday, he now has a career 500 record.

Speaker 15 That's wild.

Speaker 20 You know who the favorite in the NFC is? It's the Rams, according to DraftKings Sportsbook. They have the second best prices

Speaker 20 on DraftKings Sportsbook to win the Super Bowl buying only the Chiefs.

Speaker 6 I mean, they're very good.

Speaker 6 Thank you.

Speaker 6 No one would dispute that. In a league where, look, I know Denver's got two losses.
I know Colts got two losses. And all of you would say the Chiefs would be favored any field you want to put them on.

Speaker 6 I'm going to favor the Chiefs to win that game.

Speaker 14 But you wouldn't do it with the Rams.

Speaker 6 You wouldn't necessarily do it with the Rams. It's not something that when I think of good teams in that league, I think of very few who get to be good quietly.

Speaker 6 And they're a different kind of good as the Patriots because I don't believe the people listening to this believe that the Patriots can just run through the postseason.

Speaker 6 No matter how good Drake May's been on the deep passes, no matter how well they're coached, no matter how disciplined there are. You got to see it.

Speaker 6 But it's just, I don't believe that people will believe that the quarterbacks in the AFC can knock off Mahomes. Like, it's just not something that anyone listening to this is going to believe.

Speaker 6 But if I put Stafford in that game and I put it anywhere, any, I could put that on any field, all of a sudden you've got a mastery at that position that is unlike any other, any other mastery, I would say.

Speaker 6 I don't believe, even though Lamar Jackson and Josh Allen are singular MVP talents, I don't believe they've actually mastered the position the way Stafford has, where Stafford could still dominate the game, and he's not even one of these mobile guys.

Speaker 6 You kind of need to be mobile these days in order to get it done most effectively at that position. He's the only one doing it with straight drop back because Drake May is a hell of an athlete.

Speaker 6 Like that, that guy's running all over the place. He's not viewed like Josh Allen.
My guess is, can you look this up for me?

Speaker 6 Drake Allen, Drake May's rushing stats versus Josh Allen's rushing stats just this year. Would you be kind enough to just look that up for me?

Speaker 6 Because I don't believe people are assigning the mobility to Drake May that he actually has, and he's not getting the credit for running around the way.

Speaker 6 He had like 90-something rushing yards in a game against Tennessee last year.

Speaker 16 Let me ask you something about that draft class last year. Drake May, Jaden Daniels, Caleb Williams.

Speaker 16 If you had to pick right now which quarterbacks you would want from there, Jaden Daniels is first, second, or third.

Speaker 6 Well, he's just when he's coming off of injury this way, is it fair to even make an assessment? Like on it. What we've seen from C.J.

Speaker 6 Stroud in terms of regression is something you were beginning to feel with Jaden Daniels this year. Jaden Daniels at LSU averaged 10 yards a play.

Speaker 6 That's what he was averaging at LSU, and he made it look awfully easy his first year. But I'm thinking that most people listening to this would take Drake May, would they not?

Speaker 6 Would they not take Drake May just because of what he's doing with the deep pass and with skill guys that we don't believe to be as good as Washington's skill guys or Chicago's skill guys, because that's a lot of help in those two huddles.

Speaker 6 I don't believe we regard the Patriots' skill guys that way.

Speaker 1 To your point on rushing, Drake May has 283 rushing yards this year to Josh Allen's 311. The difference is the touchdowns.

Speaker 1 Josh Allen has seven rushing touchdowns to Drake May's two, but that's in part because he's completing so many passes deep down the field to those weapons.

Speaker 1 And as we pointed out earlier against the Dolphins, that was the big issue for the Bills is their skill guys can't get open down the field.

Speaker 1 It's a really good job by the Patriots of not necessarily acquiring splashy names outside of Stefan Diggs, but guys who can burn down the field because they knew what Drake May's strengths were.

Speaker 6 I should make a correction, by the way, on what it is that I said earlier about the Bills game, because that Bills-Dolphins game was lost because the Bills could not stop the run and cannot stop the run.

Speaker 6 I put too much of that on Josh Allen just because I'm expecting Josh Allen to score more. He was fine yesterday.
Like, he was, that, that stat line is totally fine. They moved the ball.

Speaker 6 They just didn't score. I'm not used to the Bills not scoring.
I did want to ask you, though, Zaz, because you're covering college football so intensely over the weekend.

Speaker 6 Is a Cuban going to win the Heisman Trophy? Because I have not seen a Heisman moment until the end of Indiana Penn State. Now, I know that Indiana has been running roughshod over everybody.

Speaker 6 They've been winning big. Fernando Mendoza, I can't get used to saying that name as a quarterback's name and seeing it in Indiana is super strange.

Speaker 6 But if I told anyone listening to this, never mind James Franklin, never mind Signetti.

Speaker 6 If I simply told anybody listening to this, hey, Indiana and Penn State are playing a football game at any time in your lifetime, who's got the better athletes?

Speaker 6 Penn State should not be a 14 and a half point dog in that game unless you've been watching Indiana all season.

Speaker 6 And so playing against Penn State, at Penn State, being a a two-touchdown favorite is something that Indiana has not been capable of the entirety of my lifetime.

Speaker 6 But the first Heisman moment I've seen this season was at the end of that football game.

Speaker 16 So going into this weekend's games, Julian Saiyan was the favorite to win the Heisman, which I thought was kind of strange because, I mean, he's a really good player, but Ohio State, they kill everyone.

Speaker 16 They don't play anyone, and they kill everyone. And so Julian Saen doesn't have any real moments.

Speaker 16 I mean, heck, the one close game, which you could say maybe is Ohio State's only good win, which we didn't really realize at the time because Texas didn't look so great, was that first game against Texas.

Speaker 16 It's not like Julian Saiyan had a big moment. They were up 14-0 in that game.
The defense made stops. It's important that you pointed out.

Speaker 16 the end of the game this weekend with Indiana because yes, that feels like a Heisman moment because not that Indiana's playoff hopes would have been dashed.

Speaker 16 They likely still would be totally fine as far as a playoff spot, but certainly their chances to win the big 10 and definitely their chance to get a buy in the first round of the playoff was absolutely on the line in that game and to do it on the road when indiana hadn't won in penn state like ever or it was like a thousand years and they asked signetti about he's like this team's never played right right so they so they they never win there and

Speaker 16 an unbelievable play at the end of the game. Yes, it felt like a Heisman moment.
So he's back now to being the favorite at plus 160, barely over Julian Sane at plus 185.

Speaker 16 I feel like he should be winning the Heisman. I feel like the odds should be a little bit more now.

Speaker 6 A Cuban, a Cuban from Columbus High School.

Speaker 16 Was he a big deal when he was in?

Speaker 9 Because, yes, he's from Columbus. He wasn't a big deal.

Speaker 16 I don't remember his name being thrown around here.

Speaker 20 He wasn't a big-time prospect. Went to Cal, earned the starting job over there.

Speaker 31 Went into the portal this year.

Speaker 20 Plenty of big programs, had an opportunity to bring Mendoza in and decided to go elsewhere. And he goes to Indiana.
His brother is his backup over there.

Speaker 20 And every week, the kid just gets better and taller and better.

Speaker 6 Put it on the poll at Lebetard show. Can you believe you've lived long enough to see the Heisman won by someone named Fernando?

Speaker 6 Because I can't get used to that. Gus Johnson at the end of the game, he knew the game he was calling.
And what Zaz is saying is significant, right?

Speaker 6 Because it's not just that you're protecting an undefeated season. You're protecting an undefeated season when you've gone on the road and that team has all the momentum at the end of that game.

Speaker 6 That is exactly the spot where a team that hasn't been there before caves because all of it is too much. Here's Gus Johnson calling the end of that game.
In trouble!

Speaker 6 It's up!

Speaker 6 Don't stop it!

Speaker 6 Slow it!

Speaker 6 I have no idea what happened there. I have no idea based on just the audio.
Oh, what are you shaking your head? You're sour on Gus Johnson? What are you doing? What are you doing?

Speaker 16 You know what I'm doing. You can see what I'm doing.

Speaker 6 You don't like Gus Johnson? No.

Speaker 16 No.

Speaker 16 I just, it like.

Speaker 16 I mean, that right there is just yelling, number one. And that's what we were all doing.

Speaker 16 Okay, but like, I'm not on the play-by-play, you know? And I just feel like every, every

Speaker 16 a big pass in the first quarter sounds the exact same as that that you heard.

Speaker 9 That's not true. That is true.
That is kind of true. That's not how true.

Speaker 6 That's not how.

Speaker 6 I've never never heard a first quarter that sounds like that.

Speaker 16 It's not for me.

Speaker 1 It's not for me.

Speaker 28 Man, Doza ate some shots in that game, too.

Speaker 20 He was just being tough and gritty, and that was a hell of a catch. But they go into every game.

Speaker 37 There's a talent mismatch every time. There's probably two guys on that team on offense that get drafted.

Speaker 17 My favorite moment from Gus over the weekend was when he was saying who was officiating the Indiana Penn State game.

Speaker 38 Chris Cody is your referee today.

Speaker 9 Wow.

Speaker 5 Chris Cody is your referee today.

Speaker 20 Did a good job in that one.

Speaker 27 Thank you.

Speaker 6 The apple doesn't fall far from the narcissist tree.

Speaker 38 Here's your referee today.

Speaker 7 Folks, the leaves are turning.

Speaker 27 The weather's getting a little chillier.

Speaker 30 That means the football games are more important.

Speaker 19 That means football time should be Miller time.

Speaker 27 Game day hits different with a Miller light in your hand.

Speaker 19 From jaw-dropping touchdowns to fantasy heartbreaks, my my fantasy season's over already, but you know what makes that better?

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Speaker 31 50 years of great taste, simple ingredients, and that iconic golden color you can spot from across the room.

Speaker 29 And here's the kicker.

Speaker 7 It's just 96 calories, 3.2 carbs per 12 ounces.

Speaker 31 The original light beer since 1975 and still hitting different five decades later. So whatever your game day looks like, remember Miller time is always a good time.

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