The Big Suey: Adele Dazeem

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Speaker 10 Welcome to the Big Sue,

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Speaker 8 Why are you listening to this show?

Speaker 10 The podcast that seems very similar to the other Dan Lebetard podcast. I'm sorry, I'm not going to apologize for that.
In fact, the only difference seems to be this imaging.

Speaker 8 I have been tempted in restaurants just walking past tables to grab somebody's prize that if they're just there.

Speaker 4 That hasn't happened to you guys. I've done it.

Speaker 10 And now, here's the marching man to nowhere, fat face, and the habitual liar.

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Speaker 8 Tony is broken, and he has described Chris Cody as radiant because someone made a mistake

Speaker 8 made a verbal mistake, made a pronunciation mistake worse than any Chris Cody has made. The worst part about it, the worst part about it, look, this is a real cyclone of regret and embarrassment here.

Speaker 8 Jeremy also happy at Tony's misery.

Speaker 8 The cyclone of regret isn't merely that the name was botched this amazingly.

Speaker 8 The regret is also, it was going to be the last words that he spoke to Ariel Hawani, a king in this business who, if he doesn't want to earn his respect or show him how much he knows, he at the very least doesn't want to embarrass himself in front of Ariel.

Speaker 13 So you think there's a little bit of home cooking with

Speaker 11 you would have said to me before today, who in media does Tony most want to be?

Speaker 1 Yeah.

Speaker 2 I might have said Ariel Hawani.

Speaker 8 The majesty of everything that's happening there is that Tony never did get it right. He just bailed on it and there was never actually the satisfaction of getting the name right.

Speaker 13 So you think there's a little bit of home cooking with

Speaker 8 Mike Fuentes was consoling and comforting Tony, and these times they don't have comfort in them.

Speaker 8 So I just walked by Fuentes saying to tony it is a tough name and it wasn't reaching tony like it wasn't helping tony it uh tony after

Speaker 8 jeremy jeremy look up the name no i'm serious look up you look at how it's spelled it's tough it's not three names it is just two names but they're a tough two names it is it it is indisputably a tough name to say alia de laziz

Speaker 8 but uh it is especially hurtful to try and say it in front of one of your heroes the man you most want to be like in the the industry.

Speaker 13 So you think there's a little bit of home cooking with Abdel Slavir?

Speaker 15 Abdel.

Speaker 4 Adele Abdal.

Speaker 3 It's a tough name.

Speaker 6 The funny thing is, is Ariel answered his question.

Speaker 3 Yeah, the question was a good one.

Speaker 16 Yeah, absolutely.

Speaker 5 Like midway through, you hear his answer.

Speaker 21 Yes, the question though.

Speaker 13 There's a little bit of home cooking with Abdel.

Speaker 14 Abdella.

Speaker 15 Abdel.

Speaker 4 Adele Abdal. Whoa.

Speaker 3 It's a tough name. Whoa.

Speaker 8 I also enjoyed that he just hit the Adele Azine at the end there. John Travolta.
Who was John Travolta trying to introduce when...

Speaker 22 Jeremy knows Adina Menzel?

Speaker 8 Let's go ahead and find, as the alarm goes off, here, the sound of John Travolta. I sent the alarm.
Famously, famously trying.

Speaker 23 I said it off then. Sorry, I pulled the fire.
The fire alarm.

Speaker 4 I had to get out of this somehow.

Speaker 8 I think when we do this tournament of most famous sounds in the show's history, I believe that one of the... This will be a team in the tournament if we do famous sounds in the show's history, right?

Speaker 8 Please welcome the wickedly talented, one and only Adele Dazine.

Speaker 5 That's basically what I said to Ariel Hawani.

Speaker 11 That's basically what I said.

Speaker 8 Well, at the end, you did say it.

Speaker 23 I did, because I had to pull a bunchie cord somehow.

Speaker 24 Adil Tazeen.

Speaker 23 Dying in there.

Speaker 3 And that's the...

Speaker 21 So he was talking about how a guy in Islam's camp and Islam's camp doesn't like him. That's his manager, Ali Abdelaziz, also managing Kamaru Usu.

Speaker 4 Abdel Adel Abdel.

Speaker 3 It's a tough name. Wow.
Come on.

Speaker 8 I also think that, Mike Ryan, you tell me if you're reporting something there that I am unlikely to see reported anywhere else before you've reported it, which is the rare and perfectly symbolic distinction that Lane Kiffin has right now at the height of being wanted where he makes an oral commitment to two schools.

Speaker 22 He's made a verbal agreement on the deal points with both schools right now.

Speaker 22 And I think one of the more interesting parts about this and one of the more sympathetic deals here with this story is Ole Miss's position. They are rightfully furious.

Speaker 22 This is a majestic season for Ole Miss. These opportunities don't come around often for this school.
And from where I'm sitting right now, given the hostility that's warranted, I understand.

Speaker 19 Even though I also think Lane Kiffen does deserve this opportunity too,

Speaker 19 I don't know if he's going to be coaching this egg bowl, Dan.

Speaker 22 And that has implications, especially if Ole Miss loses that game.

Speaker 8 You say that Mississippi has righteous anger, earned anger, and under normal circumstances with almost any place in sports, I would agree with you.

Speaker 8 The one diluter I would offer here is you got into business of marriage with the exotic dancer.

Speaker 8 Like this guy represents in this sport, it's business first, and business is the only thing that matters.

Speaker 8 And if career opportunity is the only thing that matters, Lane Kiffen is only at at Mississippi so that this opportunity presents itself. It's the only reason he's going there.

Speaker 8 He was slumming by going there. The fact that he has achieved or overachieved beyond anyone's expectations to make him the most coveted coach going at a time, it's a good time to be a coveted coach.

Speaker 8 You've done this to yourself with the marriage that you got into, and this is the business that you're in now. The business has changed since you got Lane Kiffen, and this this is how it's changed.

Speaker 8 Since Lane Kiffen has been in play, how many years has he been at Mississippi now?

Speaker 22 It feels like

Speaker 22 sick. He was at FAU in 2017.

Speaker 19 So it's been

Speaker 18 probably, it's probably been a while. You say he's overachieved.

Speaker 22 I think he's achieved, properly achieved. And I would look back at last year and say he underachieved.

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Speaker 30 Don Lebatard.

Speaker 11 For five minutes, I was watching everyone just like, nope, not letting you in, not letting you in. So when I got up there, I had to say say something and I said it.
Cheaters never prosper.

Speaker 30 Stugats.

Speaker 11 My buddy was saying, not today.

Speaker 3 Yeah, but you're not today.

Speaker 6 I think that was what he was adding.

Speaker 3 Yeah, that would have been so much better.

Speaker 6 But I'm telling you, the response I got from this guy, what I said was amazing.

Speaker 16 He got him.

Speaker 6 Cheaters never prosper. This guy yelled as angry as he could.

Speaker 16 I cheat.

Speaker 30 This is the Don Lebatar show with the Stugats.

Speaker 8 The reason I'm saying overachievement is because Mississippi playing or being in play for the national championship and the playoffs is not something that I had expected.

Speaker 8 And so when Lane Kiffens has been here for six years and we saw that FAU team here, he made that FAU program matter.

Speaker 8 And it was fascinating, actually, when we went out there with the Cody's to see a FAU team.

Speaker 5 High school players they look like.

Speaker 8 No, it's not even high school players. It looked like pee wee players.

Speaker 3 I was in the middle of the day. They were so

Speaker 8 small. The players on the field were so small and he had that being a 9 and 10 win FAU program.
But here's what's changed in the six years since you got into business with Lane Kiffin.

Speaker 8 Everything Brian Kelly in those six years gets bought from Notre Dame by LSU, flames out.

Speaker 8 The landscape changes so much at Florida that Florida can afford, like a lot of other schools, the buyout mid-season of get the hell out of here. We've got to keep up right now.

Speaker 8 We've got to get a better coach when the getting is good. And I really ask you legitimately, Mike, as you are enmeshed in the business of just really ugly, ugly finance and currency.

Speaker 8 It ain't boxing, but it's coming close to boxing.

Speaker 8 And just because it's been sis boombas and amateurism and it's about the kids and the way that it's been framed, rest assured, it is no longer that if it ever was.

Speaker 8 It was better disguised before, but now what it is is if you're Mississippi, you are only a stepping stone for the next coach. who wants a career opportunity that's better than the one in Mississippi.

Speaker 8 That's what you are as a program because you've never won anything. The only reason Lane Kiffin is there after FAU is because that's what you exist as as a program.

Speaker 8 So you're only allowed to be so mad. And I get why they're mad.
Of course, they're emotional and they've never had this kind of hope.

Speaker 8 But this is the deal you made with the exotic dancer when you decided to marry him.

Speaker 3 I don't know

Speaker 22 the details surrounding their anger other than the obvious. All I know is that they are pissed.
Like I heard from source that they want to fire Lane Kiffin right now. That's how toxic it is.

Speaker 22 I think the unfortunate part about all of this is the timing. And could Lane have handled this a little bit better? Could he have had this commitment and made sure he was all right with Ole Miss?

Speaker 22 Maybe. We have to, we can't ignore history here with Lane Kiffen.

Speaker 5 You would think that he would learn from it a little bit.

Speaker 27 I don't think this is quite as ugly as Tennessee because I was really ugly, but he did this 20 years ago, Dan.

Speaker 22 Burning mattresses in his wake.

Speaker 23 He left for a better opportunity.

Speaker 19 And Tennessee is like one of the top 10 jobs in the nation.

Speaker 27 He left for USC.

Speaker 19 Tennessee is wondering, like, what makes that job so much better? This one's a little bit more obvious.

Speaker 22 He has an interesting decision to make.

Speaker 17 I think if he wants the best job, it's LSU for what they're promising, but he's been going back and forth with Florida for quite some time.

Speaker 8 You made a correction of me when I said that he had made an oral commitment to both schools. You said that he's got, in principle, a verbal

Speaker 8 financial setup with both schools.

Speaker 8 I have not not heard that,

Speaker 8 not just about Lane Kiffin.

Speaker 8 I have not heard that ever as a report that someone has a verbal arrangement with two schools. It's the first time I've heard a report of that kind, and you've got that locked down.

Speaker 22 He's got a verbal agreement with both schools. This is not about money anymore.
This is about what does Lane want to do here.

Speaker 22 And I think Lane understands he needs to make a decision soon because we have, I think we've surpassed critical mass here.

Speaker 22 Florida did institute a deadline last night and Lane Kiffen laughed at that I think we find out today on Lane Kiffen if he doesn't I don't know what college football is gonna look like tomorrow because you got three big programs here and all of them are are starting to get heated and you have one of the biggest personalities in the sport it's just it's on it's unsustainable for this to continue going the way that it is It's Lane's decision right now.

Speaker 22 The family aspect is not something that you can ignore. Florida would properly be pissed too because they have felt for a while now that Lane Kiffen was going to be their next coach.

Speaker 22 And I said it earlier, but let me revisit it again.

Speaker 19 LSU does have skepticism here.

Speaker 22 They do think that they're being used as a pawn a little bit, but they know that they have a path to Lane's heart, which is Lane's son. And the general thinking is Lane's son wants LSU.

Speaker 24 How does it rub you?

Speaker 8 I haven't quite seen what's in front of us before, and I'm trying to think.

Speaker 8 I'm going through the data bank, the library, trying to think of a situation that looks exactly like this one when I think of coveted coach, possibly.

Speaker 19 Who doesn't recruit and the deal points around this

Speaker 22 bake that into the deal, Dan.

Speaker 19 We know you don't want to recruit, so who do you want on your staff that will recruit?

Speaker 22 And how much NIL do you need?

Speaker 8 I am used to coaches upgrading. I am used to coaches leaving schools before bowl games.

Speaker 8 I am not used to a team with a championship chance thinking about firing its coach, giving the consideration to firing its coach before we've even gotten to the playoff portion of this.

Speaker 8 Before a championship chance, like that's that's not something. I don't even know.
I'm trying to think of what's comparable to a coach. This isn't, I've seen coaches leave before the bowl game.

Speaker 8 I've seen coaches leave before December or at the beginning of December. I have not seen a coach throw away an alleged championship champ.

Speaker 12 Name their biggest rival next Saturday.

Speaker 18 It's a huge, it's the biggest game in program history to solidify, at the very least, a first-round buy.

Speaker 8 You've got one loss in an SEC where Alabama and Texas and a whole bunch of other schools are looking up at you in the rankings.

Speaker 22 Another thing I want to revisit is this will indeed be a record-setting salary for a head coach.

Speaker 31 It will far surpass that of Kirby Smarts.

Speaker 8 Good spot to be in if you're lame kiffin, no one can tell you anything about anything. They can't set timelines for you.

Speaker 8 You don't have to respect anything that anyone is giving you in the way of timelines. Not Mississippi, not Florida, not LSU.

Speaker 8 You have all of the power here for as long as you're willing to endure this part of it.

Speaker 8 And I think he's willing to endure this part of it because I will tell you, no matter how much we do this optically, this is never and has never been about the kids. It's not about education.

Speaker 8 It's not about anything other than how do the coaches get to the next spot that is better than the spot they already are so that they can have a lifetime of security for their family.

Speaker 22 At least the kids aren't victims the way that they used to be, Dan, because I understand your point, but they're less victims now than they've ever been.

Speaker 19 It is a lot about the kids.

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Speaker 30 Don Lebatard.

Speaker 6 Cheaters never prosper.

Speaker 30 Stugats.

Speaker 16 I ain't cheating.

Speaker 30 This is the Don Lebatar Show with the Stugats. Stugats.

Speaker 8 Let's go ahead and talk about some other quote-unquote kids that nobody is going to feel bad for today.

Speaker 8 But I did think it was interesting yesterday when the headlines started coming out that the Lakers were firing both of the bus kids from their scouting departments.

Speaker 8 And I just wanted, I know that Nepo babies are not viewed

Speaker 8 by the majority majority of the public as victims.

Speaker 8 However, the story of the Lakers, as much as it's been told, the part that goes unnoticed often, and it's weird that it goes unnoticed, is that the Bus family hasn't been rich the way that other sports owners have been rich, where they make their money elsewhere and then the ownership of the team is a plaything on the side, a hobby, a money-making vehicle that is just a different oil well in their portfolio.

Speaker 8 The Lakers have been, and you've heard me say this before, a mom-and-pop business for a long time.

Speaker 8 I cannot imagine the heartbreak and the hurt and all of the dysfunction in the family of the bus kids, wherever it is that people fight over money and power inside of families.

Speaker 8 For the bus kids to realize that the end of everything they've done with their father's business is you're fired. The new people don't want you.
You're gone. Get out of here.

Speaker 3 Hold on.

Speaker 22 Are you doing this?

Speaker 21 It's one in particular, right? Genie Bus is the one that's kind of been chopping heads across the family. And when they did the sale, I was listening to Brian Windhorse earlier today.

Speaker 21 Each kid got about a hair less than a billion dollars each.

Speaker 25 So it's not like they're cutting and be like, damn, where am I going to go eat?

Speaker 21 They got

Speaker 3 $100 million. Oh, no, no, no.

Speaker 8 Wait a minute. What do you mean I can't do this?

Speaker 8 I am looking at this. I'm not looking, and I get why most people would simply look at the money.
Yes. Those kids have been fighting Genie Bush.

Speaker 8 Those boys have been fighting Genie Buss the entirety of their tenures. Genie Buss has,

Speaker 8 I'm just talking about family dysfunction here and what it means to be cut out of your dad's thing when you care about the basketball portion of this.

Speaker 8 The Buss family is only associated with basketball. Any power those kids, those boys have in Los Angeles is born of having that last name.

Speaker 8 And that last name is being diluted right now by please leave. We don't want you around anything that's basketball related.

Speaker 22 Well, now the power will come from having a billion dollars each.

Speaker 13 Understood.

Speaker 22 But look, they still have the last name.

Speaker 17 Their name is still good.

Speaker 22 And Tony mentioned it.

Speaker 18 Their heads got chopped off by their sister early on.

Speaker 22 They never cared about this franchise the way that she did. Everybody's been handsomely rewarded.
They are not victims here. They are great.

Speaker 22 They are doing so good. Jay Moore is the richest comedian in the history of stand-up.
Do you understand that?

Speaker 8 You guys always do this with money.

Speaker 8 And the thing that I think you ignore because of just the sheer number of unhappy rich people I know is where it is that people get their identity and their name identity on things.

Speaker 8 Yeah, my rich friends, yes.

Speaker 8 They are not my weather friends and they are not my men friends. They're just my money friends.

Speaker 22 Right, but the narrative around the brothers was that they never really cared about this anyways. Oh, but that's why Genie ascended to power.

Speaker 4 That's not true.

Speaker 4 It's not true.

Speaker 21 Dan's correct in the sense where Genie was the one that, so there's always been a vote divided by the five bus kids on selling the team or not selling the team.

Speaker 21 Genie was always on the not sell the team part, but then was able to move over to the sell the team part when she got guarantees that she was going to be the governor for the team in a way that cuts everybody else out of the deal.

Speaker 8 So, Mike, while I understand that the audience in general is going to side with you on this, the part that I was actually interested in

Speaker 8 examining as a dynamic, because family problems are family problems, and whether they're money or something else, the idea that Jeannie's the famous one, the idea that Jeannie's the competent one, the idea that Jeannie's the powerful one and she decides what it is gets done with the money, and that the boys who run that scouting department are

Speaker 8 in reality and optically

Speaker 8 her inferior. Less competent, and you just casually said, ah, they don't care about basketball while kids who had money didn't have to be working for a living.

Speaker 3 Remember the interview that they gave? Everyone's like, who's this joke?

Speaker 8 They didn't want to be jokes, though. The bus boys didn't want to be jokes.

Speaker 16 He was wearing an Ed Hardy shirt.

Speaker 18 The bus boys. Bond Dutch bedazzled hat.

Speaker 1 Poor guys are going to have to work as bus boys because they only got a billion dollars.

Speaker 22 They were looking like Chris Angel, the mind freak.

Speaker 23 That is true.

Speaker 8 The bus boys are going to make for very poor martyrs.

Speaker 8 The part that I was more interested in examining is: no matter how much money you or your family have, your sister being better than you at everything always is something that leaves marks.

Speaker 8 And you as a family always fighting over the money and power so that you don't like your sister, you don't get along with your sister, and your sister is always the one making the decisions on things.

Speaker 8 I know nobody's going to feel bad for the bus boys because of a billion dollars, but I just was saying to you how embarrassing it must be for your late father to have cared about something that way.

Speaker 8 And the punctuation on your career there is not unlike Tony's punctuation when talking to Ariel Hawani. Just a avalanche of two concepts.

Speaker 14 Abdell Abdul.

Speaker 15 Abdel.

Speaker 4 Abdel Abdel.

Speaker 3 It's a tough name.

Speaker 22 Wow. It's not Lawson.
On the top rope from you, by the way. You're referring to them as busboys.

Speaker 22 It couldn't be further from the truth in terms of an occupation and the reality. They're all Billy Madison squirting sunblock on their nipples.

Speaker 8 But they are.

Speaker 3 Nudie Magazine Day.

Speaker 20 And you, Golden State, Golden Yellow Jacket Guy over there.

Speaker 3 Hey, Penny. Oh, wow.
What are you doing?

Speaker 23 Bro, pull up that sound, huh?

Speaker 3 You simply

Speaker 16 have a pickle race.

Speaker 8 You think that Golden State Golden Jackets is as bad as

Speaker 3 it wasn't? Possibly worse.

Speaker 23 Agreed. Possibly worse.

Speaker 8 Agreed, it was a bad one. I cannot dispute that it was a bad one.
You got that exactly right. I did that very poorly.
I'm embarrassed by it.

Speaker 8 It is a mark that has been left on me that stings and hurts, just like leaving peanut shells in the staircase, a shame I've carried with me for 24 hours, means

Speaker 8 Golden State,

Speaker 8 Georgia Tech yellow jacket.

Speaker 4 Worse.

Speaker 3 Worse!

Speaker 23 Worse! Worse, sorry.

Speaker 8 Put them next to each other.

Speaker 19 Where's Judge Oslo? Where is he?

Speaker 8 Certainly, mine was easier. You're just saying the wrong thing.

Speaker 11 Like, he's just struggling to say.

Speaker 5 He's saying the right thing, but saying it, but he never says it.

Speaker 8 He never gets it right.

Speaker 22 Oh, both you guys have Chris Cody on your side. It is clear.

Speaker 4 Abdel Adel Abdel.

Speaker 3 It's a tough name. Wow.
Jeremy, whoa, in the background. Jeremy, please.

Speaker 23 I just couldn't believe it.

Speaker 21 Do a hip thrust with confidence, damn it.

Speaker 23 Me?

Speaker 16 He has two Ebbys.

Speaker 23 That doesn't matter.

Speaker 25 Can he hip thrust?

Speaker 8 Please put Dave Damaschek in the picture-in-picture as he gets ready for his Football America hit to talk football. He is

Speaker 8 trying to be a gemstone here, and he is waiting to come on. I don't want to hear from him yet.

Speaker 8 He's going to begin yammering when we get to his segment, but I I simply want visually for people to say him because see him.

Speaker 11 He's dressed as Dan Orlofsky on Get Up right now.

Speaker 8 Well, I just saw him. I just saw his mouth, and he was having a lot of trouble with his teeth.

Speaker 8 Like he was, his teeth were moving around in his mouth in a way that suggested that his teeth were not in any way real.

Speaker 8 And so Football America

Speaker 8 has another new episode today. It goes out on Mondays and Fridays, and it is a fun show.
It is a weird show. It is an entertaining show.

Speaker 8 It is an informative show and Damashek is going to join us here to talk football in a moment, serving one of his punishments as a gemstone. So we're looking forward to that.
Tony, are you doing okay?

Speaker 8 Because that one hurts. You work hard, you hustle.

Speaker 8 But in my imagination, I'm honestly

Speaker 8 having trouble imagining something more professionally nightmarish for you than Ariel Hawani, the standard in your business.

Speaker 8 You were talking very fast and you were saying a lot of names that are hard to pronounce. And you did so on a slalom course of great excellence right up until you got to the last one.

Speaker 3 Absolutely.

Speaker 4 Abdel Adel Abdel.

Speaker 3 It's a tough name. Wow.

Speaker 8 Didn't feel great. In the imagination, though, if I were to give you a nightmare of like, what can I create for you professionally and publicly that would be

Speaker 12 more

Speaker 8 damaging than trying to say a name correctly and then never getting it right as the last words you say to Ariel Hawani in town for 24 hours before he leaves.

Speaker 21 I mean, it wasn't great. You know what I mean? Like, it wasn't great.
I didn't feel the best when it came out, but I understand that he knows what I was going for.

Speaker 21 Obviously, you guys are a pack of hyenas, so it's tough to get anything past you, but like, I feel like he understood me. Was it greatly embarrassing?

Speaker 4 Yes. You're not going to answer my question.

Speaker 5 Probably just one person that's worse.

Speaker 18 Folks, the leaves are turning.

Speaker 19 The weather's getting a little chillier.

Speaker 25 That means the football games are more important.

Speaker 4 That means football time should be Miller time.

Speaker 4 Game day hits different with a Miller light in your hand.

Speaker 19 From jaw-dropping touchdowns to fantasy heartbreaks, my fantasy season's over already, but you know what makes that better?

Speaker 24 Miller time!

Speaker 17 It's the beer that's been there for every moment.

Speaker 19 50 years of great taste, simple ingredients, and that iconic golden color you can spot from across the room.

Speaker 17 And here's the kicker.

Speaker 31 It's just 96 calories, 3.2 carbs per 12 ounces.

Speaker 26 The original light beer since 1975 and still hitting different five decades later.

Speaker 24 So whatever your game day looks like, remember Miller time is always a good time.

Speaker 27 Miller Light Grape Taste 96 calories.

Speaker 19 Go to MillerLight.com/slash stand to find delivery options near you.

Speaker 25 Or you can pick up Miller Light pretty much anywhere they sell beer.

Speaker 17 It's Miller Time.

Speaker 31 Celebrate responsibly.

Speaker 19 Miller Brewing Company, Milwaukee, Wisconsin, 96 calories and 3.2 carbs per 12 ounces.