Hour 1: The Fan vs. The Fanatic (feat. Brett Favre's Sister?)
Dan just learned how to properly pay the check at a restaurant and still doesn't know how to eat spaghetti. Remember that whole "he needs the upcoming holiday break" thing we said about him during the Local Hour? Also, the problematic Nacua brothers, the Dentek Bucket, and a movie that finally unites Zaslow and Amin.
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Speaker 2 Critics are calling Marty Supreme a full throttle masterpiece and the best movie of the year. I couldn't be more excited to see this one.
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Speaker 9 This is the Dan Levatar Show with the Stu Gats Podcast.
Speaker 5 Oh, what's up, what's up, what's up?
Speaker 5 I'm a chicken chicken,
Speaker 13 I'm a chicken chicken, mature,
Speaker 5 matriculate, I'm a chicken, my church, and take my chicken, mature, and a chicken, my chicken, mature,
Speaker 15 matriculate,
Speaker 15 matriculate,
Speaker 15 matriculate,
Speaker 16 I have had trouble this week sort of segueing from some of the stuff going on in the real world
Speaker 21 to the other things that we talk about silly every day. Like we have still not talked about what happened with Rob Reiner because I had nowhere to put it in us trying to do nonsense.
Speaker 18 And I will just tell you that David Sampson is going through an impossibly hard time.
Speaker 21 I wouldn't wish what he's going through on anybody that I cared about ever. It's the hardest thing.
Speaker 21 And in a recent episode of Pablo Torre finds out Mike Scherr and Joe Mandy are auctioning off a hat made by Mandy to raise funds for St. Jude's for Sampson's daughter.
Speaker 21 And if this audience, there are seven days left in the auction, wants to help with,
Speaker 17 you know, David Sampson is trying to do a good thing at an impossibly hard time.
Speaker 21 And he's trying to raise funds for St.
Speaker 17 Jude's. There's a man who's run on seven continents in seven days to raise money.
Speaker 21 He's an impossibly strong and willful man. And what he's going through is the hardest thing.
Speaker 26 So if you want to help Sampson's daughter, St.
Speaker 16 Jude's, people going through difficulties with illness, ptfo.betterworld.org.
Speaker 21 There's seven days left in the auction.
Speaker 23 ptfo.betterworld.org.
Speaker 18 And Mike Schurr has broken his feud with David Sampson.
Speaker 26 That was a real thing.
Speaker 17
Mike Schurr has no use for David Sampson's worldview. David Sampson wanted his number because he's like, I can win anybody over.
And Schur's like, don't ever give him my number.
Speaker 21
Nobody gives him my number. I never want to talk to that person like that.
I don't like what he represents in sports labor.
Speaker 16 And Mike Scher, because of what David Sampson is going to, is trying to help raise money for St.
Speaker 19 Jude's and for David Sampson.
Speaker 21
And none of the money will go to Sampson, obviously. Samson is actually very giving with his money.
So.
Speaker 29 Helwani said something similar last time he was here, too.
Speaker 30 I was very touched by it.
Speaker 32 Ariel Hawani also broke his feud with David Sampson as well.
Speaker 27 Yeah, Hawani's in town for this fight.
Speaker 21 And I wanted to ask you guys, I've got a bit of a dilemma in that I kind of want to go to this fight and I kind of don't want to go to this fight because the last time that I went to an MMA event here and Trump came in, I felt really alone in my own city with what everything that was about the worst parts of Miami that I don't want to be around.
Speaker 21 But I kind of want to be ringside.
Speaker 18 And so what do I do?
Speaker 33
Because... You go.
You go.
Speaker 34 You go and you bring your bag of
Speaker 6 shepherd's pie. There you go.
Speaker 16 God, I love shepherd's pie.
Speaker 26 You think Shepherd's Pie is worse than spaghetti? Like, spaghetti is so bad, guys.
Speaker 5 You guys are really uncomfortable.
Speaker 35 I don't know what it is. I could see
Speaker 2 a little pea falling onto the floor and like rolling away.
Speaker 36 You guys are doing spaghetti different than I'm doing spaghetti, though, because you're just doing it red sauce.
Speaker 17 Like, I can make it like a fettuccine or anything in that family and make it really more disgusting.
Speaker 27 You can't make a spaghetti.
Speaker 2 Just pulling chicken wings out of a bag would be funny.
Speaker 5
You make spaghetti fettuccine, it's just fettuccine. Yeah.
Whatever.
Speaker 17 Those noodles covered in an even creamier sauce than a red sauce, I can make a spaghetti even more fattening.
Speaker 24 You will not be surprised.
Speaker 5 Oh, you mean Alfredo?
Speaker 34 The red sauce pops, though. That's the problem.
Speaker 34 You see it, and it does that little stain on the side of the plastic. And that's why whenever you put spaghetti in Tupperware, it's ruined forever.
Speaker 29 I would have a hard time eating the spaghetti at the game out of the plastic bag because I eat spaghetti with a fork and a spoon.
Speaker 5 Whoa!
Speaker 1 Yeah, I gotta like, you know, touch
Speaker 5 the noodles. The worst.
Speaker 29 Fancy. So I wouldn't be able to do it.
Speaker 40 What about jell-o?
Speaker 41 Is that the worst? You think it's the worst?
Speaker 37 He's just doing it neatly.
Speaker 38 So it doesn't.
Speaker 6 Get over yourself. If I see someone twirling pasta with a spoon at the end of it, get over yourself.
Speaker 1 I have to do the spoon.
Speaker 37 You guys think he's eating pasta wrong by using the spoon?
Speaker 42 You're not better than me.
Speaker 6 You're not better than me.
Speaker 34 He's eating it aristocratically.
Speaker 23 Cleaner than me.
Speaker 2 You can't wear that outfit and then also. Zagaki.
Speaker 5 Being that way. Zagaki.
Speaker 32 Is there a proper way to eat spaghetti?
Speaker 5 Like, is there a way to- Definitely.
Speaker 34 The spaghetti with the spoon, that's how you're supposed to eat it. If you are someone who doesn't wear a Roman Reigns t-shirt to your anniversary dinner.
Speaker 5 You know what an alpha move is? Bringing scissors.
Speaker 24 I'm really bad. My family, I'm really bad.
Speaker 17 I've gone through 57 years of my life not knowing some very basic thing about table manners.
Speaker 36 For example, Mike Scher was actually the one who showed me this the other day.
Speaker 5 I was unaware until a month ago that you put your credit card in the bill at the top to tell the waiter that that's where you put the credit card. I thought you were like a little flap was there.
Speaker 5 What did you do? That little pocket was there for.
Speaker 17 Listen, listen, there are a thousand things you guys would be surprised that I don't know about very simple table manners. And I'm asking you genuinely, how do you properly eat spaghetti?
Speaker 32 If I were to eat at a formal dinner with royalty, what is the correct way to eat spaghetti?
Speaker 5 Out of a bag.
Speaker 34 Then, all your years,
Speaker 34 just as an adult, you go out to eat, whether you went to Chili's or you went to Prime or whatever, anything in between. They hand you the bill.
Speaker 34 There's there no intellectual curiosity of you when you open it up. What is this plastic pocket at the top?
Speaker 36 Yeah.
Speaker 17 I don't admit this with anything except shame and embarrassment.
Speaker 1 How would the server know that you're ready to pay?
Speaker 44 You guys are properly shocked.
Speaker 46 I too was shocked to learn this a month ago.
Speaker 34 I'm not shocked that you didn't know. I'm asking you
Speaker 34 the millions of times you opened up the bill and you saw that plastic thing at the top.
Speaker 30 What did you think about it?
Speaker 17 Never noticed it. Never noticed.
Speaker 48 The receipt I've noticed, the plastic thing at the top, never noticed that one of those was there for me.
Speaker 38 I put the credit card in the thing and I put it away from where it is that I'm eating.
Speaker 32 That's how I've always told the waiter that the bill is ready to be taken.
Speaker 44 I have never once noticed that flap or used that flap.
Speaker 29 That's wild.
Speaker 47 Are we done here? Like, are we done making me feel judged about this? Like, I admit something to you.
Speaker 6 Give us another one. What else do you do?
Speaker 47 How do you eat spaghetti?
Speaker 49 He doesn't know how to eat spaghetti.
Speaker 47 I know you guys seize on the piranha.
Speaker 5 You twirl the fork.
Speaker 9 You twirl the fork, you put your mouth, you bite, fight, you lean over the plate.
Speaker 5 You're going to teach me
Speaker 5 like an animal.
Speaker 50 You're going to teach me.
Speaker 51 Yeah, I'll teach you.
Speaker 34 Let's get some spaghetti in here. Have Zaz demonstrate.
Speaker 41 Do you want to go to this fight?
Speaker 48 But I'll only let you go if we spend the entire time eating things out of bags that are disgusting, that could be on the internet forever. Like, I'm not going with you otherwise.
Speaker 39
Okay, but you have to sneak it in. Like, they're not going to let you carry it.
You're going to put under your shirt when he says that.
Speaker 49 Dan Levittard, don't you tell us?
Speaker 17 They'll let us do what we want at this fight.
Speaker 11 Not tickets aren't selling the way you think they are.
Speaker 23 Like,
Speaker 3 if we go, I am, this is is a see or be seen thing, and I don't want to be seen by these particular people.
Speaker 3 And then I'm going to be sitting there for four hours because the thing's not going to happen till one thirty, you know, one o'clock in the morning.
Speaker 5 Can I bring the trophy?
Speaker 6 Battle Court trophy.
Speaker 53 Don't even ask me.
Speaker 10 Do you guys want to?
Speaker 48 Who would want to go sit next to me at this fight?
Speaker 38 Because
Speaker 47 I am genuinely, I don't want to go.
Speaker 37 The only reason to go is to be seen at this fight.
Speaker 5 I'll go.
Speaker 1 What time again is the main event going to be?
Speaker 5 It'll be at one o'clock in the morning. So you don't want me to go?
Speaker 34 Dan, I'll go. I'll go, but I have to wrap myself in a flag, and it's not the American flag.
Speaker 4 Oh, I get it.
Speaker 33 Thank you.
Speaker 17 I'm asking you guys for genuine advice on this because, first of all, my wife learned this morning that I demand on paying for tickets, that I can't take tickets for free.
Speaker 45 I won't take tickets for free.
Speaker 5 Take free journalist.
Speaker 34 You for real, you're one of these people?
Speaker 5 Yes. Wow.
Speaker 4 Because you're a journalist.
Speaker 12 Big J. Used to be.
Speaker 34 It told me
Speaker 34 very deep into my ASPN career, like, you're not supposed to accept free tickets.
Speaker 30 I'm like, the hell I'm not.
Speaker 27 Yeah, so my wife learned this this morning because I insist on paying for the tickets.
Speaker 24 And my question to you guys is...
Speaker 5 Only for sporting events.
Speaker 10 Like concerts, you would take it.
Speaker 31 No, anything. I can't.
Speaker 38 Well, the heat run that facility.
Speaker 32 I can't take concert tickets from the heat.
Speaker 34 Conflict of interest.
Speaker 34 How is he supposed to be an unbiased journalist when he's getting all these freebies?
Speaker 32 Why am I explaining this to you as a journalist?
Speaker 39 Fucks, I love free shit. Come on.
Speaker 5 Well, then.
Speaker 37 So you just take everything?
Speaker 5 Yeah. Oh, yeah, baby.
Speaker 39 Asked me twice.
Speaker 11 That's so radio.
Speaker 23 I'm asking you guys for advice here because I genuinely had the conversation.
Speaker 38 It's my birthday week and I wasn't able to celebrate it Tuesday.
Speaker 27 I postponed it so that I could spend this time with my wife.
Speaker 43 I don't actually want to go to this thing.
Speaker 41 The only reason to go to it, and it's going to be expensive because I have to pay for the ticket.
Speaker 37 The only reason is to be seen at an important event in Miami.
Speaker 31 There's no other reason to go for it.
Speaker 43 And I don't like the people physically who are going to be surrounding me.
Speaker 55 It sounds like a pretty easy decision.
Speaker 4 Don't do it.
Speaker 34 You're curious. Oh, you got to go.
Speaker 5 You've been curious about this fight. Don't you want to get up close? Well, I want to see him get knocked out.
Speaker 49 And also, Dan, you owe it.
Speaker 3 It's the only reason to go is to see him lose badly in the first round because he shouldn't be in the ring with this person.
Speaker 29 If you don't finish the spaghetti in the bag and he gets knocked out, you stay in your seat until you finish eating.
Speaker 34 You let everyone walk out, get up and walk out around you as you sit sit there and eat it.
Speaker 45 It's four hours.
Speaker 42 It's going to be like, it's not going to be a lot of fun until the one minute I'm there for.
Speaker 5 Like, it's four, it's four or five hours.
Speaker 3 Well, it starts, coverage starts at five.
Speaker 52 So
Speaker 10 you took, Juju?
Speaker 7
I mean, I feel like you didn't ask me because you know I want to go. You know, I would be the person to go with.
If you pull up, we're going to be, come on, man.
Speaker 7 You know, going with me places is like going with damn near MC Hammer somewhere. You know, we're just going to be dancing and having a lot of high fives, bro.
Speaker 34 Dan, if you want to see and be seen, right, and have people make a spectacle, you bring that man with you right there. I guarantee you, Jake Paul, on his way into the ring, will stop and dap him up.
Speaker 31 He's not an ornament. He's a human being.
Speaker 5 Goodell dapped him up.
Speaker 2 Yeah.
Speaker 50 Okay. So you're...
Speaker 32 Well, that's a different experience.
Speaker 7 Trust me, Dan. Outside of these walls, people like me.
Speaker 7 I'm a pretty good guy outside of here.
Speaker 34
Dan, I'm an NBA guy, right? I'm a big deal. I go around all-star weekend.
I'm telling you, no better access in my life than having Juju by my side, man.
Speaker 34
Access to everything, private rooms and something. I'm like, what's going on here? Then they just saw Juju.
It's like, hey, man, what's going on? And next thing we know, we're inside.
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Speaker 22 I have been remiss in mentioning that before what is the single biggest game in the history of Thursday night football.
Speaker 22 I have erred in not talking about this before now because the title's going to someone new.
Speaker 17 It's going to be something fresh, and you're about to learn things about Puka Nakua because you're paying attention that might be uncomfortable to learn about Puka Nakua because you've only sort of known for a while that, oh, there's another Ram that's catching all the touchdown passes.
Speaker 17 And the Rams can make anything with anyone.
Speaker 3 They can make Puka Nakua into Cooper Cup.
Speaker 17 Devontae Adams is going to try and play in this game, which is sort of crazy.
Speaker 28 And he has to because it's a kind of important game.
Speaker 31 And there's never been one like this.
Speaker 27 We used to make fun of Thursday night football.
Speaker 48 Now it's Al Michaels and Kirk Herb Street calling the single biggest Thursday night game there is because we're ready for a new champion and a lot of us would think it might be playing tonight on either sideline.
Speaker 5 Yeah, well, Philadelphia is still alive to win the Super Bowl, but this is the first time that two 11-win teams have matched up on Thursday night. It's been a very strange NFL season.
Speaker 5
Feels like a whole new era. It's week 16 and no one's won a division just yet.
These are the two favorites to win the next Super Bowl.
Speaker 5 Whoever wins this game is going to have the inside inside track because they're going to have home field. This is the biggest Thursday night football game in the NFL ever.
Speaker 39 That's interesting that they're so they're number one and two favorites because one of them is going to have to play all road games in the playoffs.
Speaker 5 We'll see how it impacts the odds. But the AFC is so wide open that, yeah, you have two teams inside the same division.
Speaker 19 Oh, but this is, there are a number of things that are important about this game.
Speaker 11 But whenever they do Super Bowl matchup type stuff, the NFC is so much stronger than the AFC.
Speaker 41 The teams at the top of that division, Whoever, the Rams,
Speaker 27 if the Rams lose a couple of games, they're suddenly not in the same position that they were in as a team that this season has lost three games, all of them by one score, all of them weird.
Speaker 38 That team could be undefeated.
Speaker 32 All of them weird games. Like
Speaker 38 the Rams could be easily undefeated because they have an offense.
Speaker 35 McVay, I guess, got forgotten last year because they got hurt, but they have an offense that will make Devontae Adams try to get out there tonight.
Speaker 32 But the last time he had these two receivers, Odell Beckham
Speaker 27 got hurt in the Super Bowl and was going to go for 200 yards.
Speaker 32 Like McVay can do it with this quarterback.
Speaker 28 He's shown us he was throwing no-look passes to Cooper Cup in a Super Bowl.
Speaker 21 That team plays tonight against a team that it needed to turn the ball over four times, and the Seahawks were still kicking for the game at the end because the Seahawks are really good, but they play in the same division and in a conference where the 49ers have four losses.
Speaker 28 It's absurd what that division is, and it's absurd that anything from Tampa Bay's division is going to be playing a playoff game.
Speaker 5
Oh, you know you're going to be taking that home dog. That NFC South home dog first round.
You do not want to go into that building.
Speaker 24 It's a giant game. And the wide receiver for the Rams, Puka Nakua, is a household name because he's got a poetic name and he's super excellent, super tough.
Speaker 47 His brother.
Speaker 32 Has been arrested for shoplifting and he was on a live stream.
Speaker 34 Not shoplifting.
Speaker 49 I'm sorry for Carl.
Speaker 42 I'm sorry for I'm sorry. I didn't.
Speaker 23 It was shoplifting.
Speaker 26 yeah i wish it was shoplifting i confused a twix i confused him with brett favre's sister who we did this to she was a shoplifter also lonzo ball's brother was a shoplifter
Speaker 24 puka nakua's brother did a carjacking allegedly puka nakua has also been on a live stream in which last was it last night with aiden ross and a person never let that happen by the way teams Don't let your athletes go on an Aiden Ross.
Speaker 2 Good Lord, man.
Speaker 5 You can't let that one sneak through communications.
Speaker 23 It's a very popular podcast.
Speaker 25 It's a very popular podcast in sports.
Speaker 36 Puka Nakua has been on that show, and these are popular.
Speaker 41 This is a place where an athlete who is young, who wants to reach a different audience.
Speaker 52 Puka Nakua.
Speaker 25 So let's talk about this for a second because what Puka Nakua has done on this live stream,
Speaker 32 the news of yesterday was that he went on the live stream and he said the refs are making calls just to be on television.
Speaker 5 The refs are the worst.
Speaker 17 That was yesterday's controversy.
Speaker 16 There was some other stuff.
Speaker 32 No, but see, that hadn't gotten to me until I just heard you guys talking about it 10 minutes ago.
Speaker 5 Yeah, you could say certifiably, worst week in the Nukua family went to Puka, and then last night happened.
Speaker 5 Just a banner day for the surname.
Speaker 34 His brother said, hold my beer.
Speaker 5
His brother, who plays in the UFL, slapped a fan. There's video of this.
In full uniform. Why? You know, know, right here.
We have video. Because the fan probably said something that bothered him.
Speaker 5 That's just my guess. I haven't reported on the situation.
Speaker 34
Great reach, but that didn't happen yesterday. Or that wasn't the news that came out yesterday.
The news, Dan, that came out yesterday about Puka Nakua's brother, Samson, by the way, is his name.
Speaker 34 Samson Nakua, was that he was arrested for stealing a car. Now, you say, whoa.
Speaker 47 Did it was a random car?
Speaker 34
Like, no, it was a Lakers player car. Then you say, well, how did they get caught? Like, was there a police chase? Like, no.
They drove the car and they valet it. No.
Speaker 34 And then they went inside a hotel to hang out and the cops came to arrest him and his dumbass buddy in the hotel lobby.
Speaker 5 The crime is almost too perfect.
Speaker 31 They valet the stolen car.
Speaker 3 The proof for the cops could be found in the pocket.
Speaker 38 Like, hand me the valet slip or the picture you take of the valet.
Speaker 34 I guess the car had a tracker in it, but again, they valet parked it.
Speaker 26 Who was the Laker he stole it from?
Speaker 27 Do we know which?
Speaker 34 It's the rookie? Uh, what's his name?
Speaker 34 Yeah, Tiero.
Speaker 26 So it's a nice car. He just stole a Laker park.
Speaker 34 He plays for the Lakers, Dan. It's not a Mazda Miata.
Speaker 5 Yeah.
Speaker 37 But did he just go to the valet stand outside of that? Like, how did he steal the car?
Speaker 47
He did. I called it a car.
First, I called it shoplifting, then I called it carjacking.
Speaker 37 Did he just take it from the valet?
Speaker 34
No, he took the car and then valeted it later. That's crazy.
He's like, I'm driving a stolen car. You know what I'm going to do? I'm going to valet it at the place I'm at.
Speaker 34 No, I think Dan's asking how how
Speaker 3 he's carjacking I accused him of carjacking that's not the same thing that carjacking is with a gun he did he just pick it up outside the lake
Speaker 5 of carjacking
Speaker 34 so he just picked up the car outside the lake the spectrum of crimes that just poor Samson Nakua has allegedly committed according to Dan Levittard also by the way going back to Puka Nakua he did the stream and all that stuff but do you guys know he tried to get those guys into the practice facility
Speaker 11 okay so do you guys though want to talk about what he did on the live stream?
Speaker 5 Jeremy sounds like he's got something to say.
Speaker 34 Before we get to the live stream, I just want to say,
Speaker 34 all of these things that Pooka's doing, they're very, very, very familiar.
Speaker 30 I don't know if you guys remember.
Speaker 34 Antonio Brown at the very beginning, when he's still with the Steelers, what was Antonio Brown doing?
Speaker 30 He's live streaming from the locker room.
Speaker 34
He's doing all this stuff. He's hanging out with these people.
And we're like, oh, he's just eccentric. And then we nowhere ended up.
Speaker 34 This feels very similar.
Speaker 5 Really? Yeah.
Speaker 5 Is he still dating Charlotte Flair?
Speaker 31 I don't want to just skip past the anti-Semitic parts of this.
Speaker 11 It's not a great time.
Speaker 38 I don't want to ruin this by making Jeremy make us all serious, but it seemed like you...
Speaker 43 I was learning about what happened here from you and Zaz talking about it 10 minutes ago.
Speaker 49 Yeah, I was learning about it too.
Speaker 3 Okay, it's not something that I don't know.
Speaker 32 We're talking about the other parts of this story, not a part of this story that probably not a lot of people are talking about, but it's kind of a.
Speaker 34 Dan, it's Chinooka.
Speaker 23 We don't want to bring the move down.
Speaker 2 More like Puka no Juas.
Speaker 57 Okay, so we are going to just move on.
Speaker 42 Bring in the Grim Reaper here.
Speaker 43 The Grim Reaper and the bucket, the Dentech bucket.
Speaker 31 I don't have this mouthpiece in.
Speaker 5 River Fire.
Speaker 36 Yeah, I'm sorry to Dentech for not having the mouthpiece in.
Speaker 20 You should have it in in order to stop headaches if you grind at night.
Speaker 6 The bucket is presented by Dentech's Ultimate Fantasy Football Punishment. The next big
Speaker 49 fantasy football punishment is almost here.
Speaker 10 Watch for your...
Speaker 5 Wow. Watch for the reveal at Dentech.com.
Speaker 39 Trisha, you know about that mouthpiece?
Speaker 35 I'm buying it down.
Speaker 5 I'm rummaging.
Speaker 51 Chris was not wearing a mouthpiece.
Speaker 5 That's why he stumbled.
Speaker 6 That's how that happened.
Speaker 5 I've got the Atlanta Falcons.
Speaker 7 Peace out.
Speaker 35 Hey, Town Down.
Speaker 5 They're at the Cardinals, and they are a three and a half point road favorite. I'm gonna put it back
Speaker 5
down down. You're Atlanta! Really? What are you doing? That's why I know.
I know, Dano. Don't take the Valcars.
Speaker 5 Rummaging.
Speaker 5 Ah! The Jets.
Speaker 5 It's always dangerous to put back the favorite.
Speaker 54 They're at the Saints.
Speaker 36 They're a four and a half point
Speaker 5 dog.
Speaker 6 Trista, you know how this works? You can make a pick, and if you don't like it, you get one put back.
Speaker 5 Seven point swing on the side. All right, we are rummaging we are rolling around
Speaker 5 chief gardner minshu and boys
Speaker 17 at tennessee three and a half point favorite
Speaker 5 i think i'll i think i say
Speaker 5 wow wow gardner minshew
Speaker 5 mania good for you yeah good for you show some guts why don't it's a three and a half point favorite team of a generation against the worst team of yeah i think that's pretty good i got the patriots they got sunday night football at baltimore That is a Waterloo game.
Speaker 5 Baltimore is a three and a half point favorite.
Speaker 5
I like Rode Varable, but this isn't against the spread. This is straight up and putting it back.
Wow.
Speaker 5
All right, here we go. Atlanta Falcons.
All right.
Speaker 5 Upgrade.
Speaker 34 All right, guys. Hey, did you know there's a Cam Ward documentary on Tubi?
Speaker 5 That's right. Is it any good? Zero Star.
Speaker 5 That's the name of the show, not my review.
Speaker 31 Is it any good?
Speaker 5 I don't know. know they were filming it for a while that's great information mike
Speaker 5 insider
Speaker 5 they were working on it you happen to know did you get the lions there i mean i got the panthers
Speaker 34 chip in tampa bay they're a three and a half point dog at home and the winner just wins a division right no i have too many stakes too many stakes
Speaker 34 No, too many stakes.
Speaker 17 You mentioned that.
Speaker 5 It's a three and a half point favorite. A three and a half point dog at home for the division.
Speaker 34 Dan, the statue outside has balls.
Speaker 33 I don't.
Speaker 30 Let's see what you want.
Speaker 34 Also, I'm 5-0 this year, so I need this.
Speaker 33 I need the undefeated season.
Speaker 40 Ooh, milk steak out of him back.
Speaker 34 Commander.
Speaker 5 They are a six and a half point home dog to the Super Bowl champions.
Speaker 5 Eagles.
Speaker 5 This might be it for your undefeated streak. That game is on Saturday.
Speaker 5 Should be worse.
Speaker 40 I got Tony's Jacksonville Jaguars.
Speaker 5 Jacksonville is at Denver. They're only a three and a half point dog, but Denver is a hundred dollars.
Speaker 40 No, I'm a huge Denver guy.
Speaker 34 If you had a documentary, would you want it to be airing on Tubi specifically?
Speaker 5
Hey, I got the Broncos. Where'd it go? Wow.
Some good games. If you had a documentary.
Speaker 5
My inclination is you just want it anywhere. Hard to sell those things.
If you say, I'm just saying, if you say to me.
Speaker 30 I mean, hey, we'll make a documentary about your life.
Speaker 34 It'll be on Tubi.
Speaker 49 That's right.
Speaker 5 You know what? Never mind.
Speaker 53 I got the swap helmet.
Speaker 30 Put it on YouTube.
Speaker 6 Let me pick my helmet now.
Speaker 6 We got the Vikings.
Speaker 5 All right, that's not part one. Well, he doesn't have to keep it anyways.
Speaker 51 No, he's going to give it to somebody else.
Speaker 6 Let me see here. Who do I want?
Speaker 6 They're at the Giants.
Speaker 5
Commanders. Commanders.
Go in there.
Speaker 35 I'll make myself a ticket.
Speaker 42 Take the commanders.
Speaker 50 Vikings are at the Giants. There's three.
Speaker 5
I'm a good helmet. You should probably keep it.
Three and a half point favorite. And it looks like O'Call's kind of figuring out JJ McCarthy, too.
Speaker 5 It is starting to come online.
Speaker 34 One game.
Speaker 5
No, two. Two games.
I got the Buffalo Bills.
Speaker 5 Buffalo is.
Speaker 5 Are we still doing bye weeks?
Speaker 5
He's trying to get a lot of fire. No, they're at Cleveland.
There we are, Commanders Runner Bill. I'm going to keep it.
Speaker 14 10 and a half point favorite.
Speaker 35 And I will swap with Jaslow.
Speaker 51 I got the Jags.
Speaker 45 I don't believe in either of these teams.
Speaker 17 I don't believe in Jacksonville and Denver, so I'll just keep
Speaker 35 lack of belief in Denver.
Speaker 6 Zaslow, you have the Vikings. I'm swapping with you.
Speaker 5 All right.
Speaker 45 It wasn't really. I would say that was too many people.
Speaker 36 I would say that it reminded me of all the times I haven't enjoyed doing the bucket.
Speaker 6 Probably keep the mouth beats in. What do you think?
Speaker 35 No, I think that's all.
Speaker 5 Thank you to Dentech.
Speaker 5 And not Dan.
Speaker 38 We had a good season at the bucket.
Speaker 28 It was much more disciplined.
Speaker 3 People paid their penalties.
Speaker 35 We've still got a few to pay off.
Speaker 2 Do you worry, Dan? I'm on it.
Speaker 6 Could not have lost more this season.
Speaker 2 Yeah, you owe four punishments still.
Speaker 5 I i think it's three nope i'm gonna check my math on that i have the math i have a dangerous punishment i have to pick any name out of a bucket a cast member from this show and i have to dress like them
Speaker 5 we're filling it off
Speaker 34 only with me what if you pull zaz
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Why don't you sit back and toast a few Miller Lights?
Speaker 5 Make your holiday time, tis Miller time.
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Speaker 9 Don Lebatard.
Speaker 5 I ain't never met nobody in the world that's done hate on great nominations.
Speaker 7 Like, who don't like blues clues, bro? If you don't like blues clues, you're a loser.
Speaker 53 Stugats.
Speaker 7
Look, you get one paw print, that's the first clue. You put it in a notebook.
Now, what do you do?
Speaker 7 Blues clues, blues clues.
Speaker 29 Sit on the chair and think about it.
Speaker 9 This is the Don Lebatar Show with the Stugats.
Speaker 17 I mean, I wanted to ask you somebody, something as somebody who dedicated his life to front office success.
Speaker 22 When the Nationals hire someone 31 years old to be their general manager, to run their baseball franchise
Speaker 24 against the Mets and the Braves, the person is 31 years old. Were you equipped at 31 years old to run a franchise, like to be the GM of a franchise?
Speaker 34
Absolutely not. And I think for several reasons.
I think, and this guy might be awesome. I don't know know anything about him.
I just learned a story from you right now. But here's the problem, right?
Speaker 34 Number one is you have just experience and institutional knowledge. That's so huge in these things.
Speaker 34 Yes, there's all sorts of new cutting-edge technologies and stuff that being able to adapt to or being able to adopt.
Speaker 34 is easier for a younger person, but a lot of stuff is just knowing stuff that's happened because you've lived it.
Speaker 34 You were around when, hey, I remember when we traded so-and-so or when so-and-so was traded for such and such. And I think that's a huge thing that people overlook when they hire a young exec.
Speaker 34 Number two, I know for myself, I definitely did not have the temperament to be a leader because when you talk about leading an ops department, it's not just, oh, what trade should we do?
Speaker 34 And give me the little analytics readouts. It's like, I have to, number one, manage up.
Speaker 34 And that's a skill in and of itself. How many billionaires have you been around in your life to where you know how to handle this situation? Number two, you've got to know how to delegate.
Speaker 34 And a lot of of times when you're that age, I know for me, I was when I was age, I know a lot of people like this, you're in this constant feeling of, I got to prove to everybody I know my shit, which means I got to do everything and I got to do it at a high level.
Speaker 34 So everyone says, oh my God, he's so good at this and so good at that. And I think those are kind of maturity things that I'm not saying people are immature at 31.
Speaker 34 I'm just saying things that you have to have a certain comfort level that is not typical among someone that young.
Speaker 17 The reason I ask you the question is I'm trying to think if baseball is somehow different.
Speaker 20 Okay.
Speaker 36 So at the start of the Moneyball movement, when they started hiring young people who were good at math and modern,
Speaker 17 Paul DiPatesta left the Oakland A's and
Speaker 11 wanted to run a baseball team.
Speaker 17 And he's gone back and forth between baseball and football.
Speaker 28 And whatever power they gave him with the Cleveland Browns has been a disaster with the Cleveland Browns.
Speaker 38 If he had anything to do with anything happening there, that was a failure.
Speaker 11 And now he goes to the Rockies, who are epically bad, and he goes to run the Rockies with whatever he's learned from being Wiz kid to being 50 year old.
Speaker 24 Sean McVay obviously knows something as a young person, as a 31 year old that the rest of us didn't have access to.
Speaker 28 How do I bridge the gulf if I'm going to give this over to a baseball team is different than some of these other teams.
Speaker 32 A GM is different than a coach and they really are going after the numbers guys trying to get the Wiz kids who know better about how to exploit market inefficiencies with the numbers through the data.
Speaker 34
Right. I think first of all there's a big difference in coaching and GMing.
Like front office work and coaching work is totally different.
Speaker 34 To me, a coach can be young, especially if he's got a playing experience or has been an assistant coach for a while. There's a lot of stuff you can figure out as a coach.
Speaker 34 Again, with being a GM, being in the front office, there's so much juggling of things that seem like are beyond.
Speaker 34 what most people consider the the auspices of the game like this is what you need this is this is the stuff that is important there's so much more and then like i said when you're interacting with an owner, I don't know.
Speaker 34 Again, I just learned this story right now from you. Is he the president of baseball operations?
Speaker 31 He's the general manager.
Speaker 54 He is not
Speaker 32 more powerful than the manager. He's running the place.
Speaker 34
Yes, but no, no. But see, there you go.
I'm going to stop you there because this is a new thing across baseball and basketball. This thing where like, I have a GM, and this is the GM.
Speaker 34 He does all the trades and he has the analytics and stuff, but then he answers to another layer before we get to ownership. The president of ops.
Speaker 34 And that guy is typically going to be like Stan Kasten was in LA and stuff.
Speaker 2
And for the Nationals, that is Paul Toboni, who is 35 years old. Their manager is 33.
Their GM is 31. Every single one of those guys is born after 1990.
Speaker 5 Chris and I are a little confused that you're going to a meet on this when you're looking at the GM of the year.
Speaker 5 I'm sorry, did you win a championship in your sport?
Speaker 6 What do you know?
Speaker 5 Did you build a championship roster?
Speaker 34 No. I didn't.
Speaker 5
Amare came off the bench. We all know what happened.
We all saw it. Hold on.
Did you find an Unda?
Speaker 34 Hold on, man. First of all, you're not going to disrespect my WNBA titles.
Speaker 5 That's right. An Olympic gold medal.
Speaker 34
And an Olympic gold medal. But I was not, to be fair to y'all, I was not the GM in any of those sessions.
That's right.
Speaker 5 And you're pretty far removed from the game. We won a championship last week.
Speaker 2 It is pretty crazy that the Nationals' front office is younger on average age than the Cyclones' front office.
Speaker 34 What do you want to know, Dan?
Speaker 31 Are you GM of the year or is he the GM of the year?
Speaker 36 Which one too is the GM of the year? That's right.
Speaker 5
Yes. Yes.
Okay.
Speaker 20 You're both the GM of the year.
Speaker 5 There he goes. Trying to drive that wedge.
Speaker 34 The Nationals' leadership is younger on average age than the Clippers.
Speaker 34 That's not the Clippers' front office, not the Clippers' coaching staff.
Speaker 49 The Clippers.
Speaker 18 I mean, I need your help with a couple of movie things since you are our movie expert and you have said that Zaz is not.
Speaker 28 Zaz has something for you on the movie front too.
Speaker 25 But among these three movie stories, I want to know which one you find more interesting because I discovered three things I did not know about recent movies and a 1980 movie.
Speaker 31 Have you ever heard of the movie Roar from 1980?
Speaker 50 Because
Speaker 50 it was 150 large cats and apparently everyone on the set got mauled.
Speaker 31 Like there were 70 injuries to staff people.
Speaker 32 So I want to know whether you want to go down that path, whether you want to go down the path of Pedro Pascal was in a movie this year that made $2,750.
Speaker 13 $2,750.
Speaker 31 And then the other movie fact that I learned here recently, and I couldn't believe it, do you remember the movie The Fan with Robert De Niro?
Speaker 5 Halloey, Bobby! Halloween, Bobby!
Speaker 10 Bobby!
Speaker 28 Truly, truly awful movie.
Speaker 11 I won't spoil it for you, but at the end, Robert De Niro does something as the umpire that's unspeakable.
Speaker 5 In a driving rainstorm.
Speaker 48 But the thing that I wanted to tell you about this is, were you aware of there's a worse movie than that called The Fanatic by John Travolta.
Speaker 32 And the thing that I did not know, it was written and directed by Limp Biscuits Fred Durst, which is another person that Zaszlo dresses like.
Speaker 34 Okay, so first of all, The Fanatic. Cinephobe episode 26.
Speaker 5 What's Cinephobe?
Speaker 34 The Cinephobe is the podcast where Zach Harper and I watch movies that are poorly rated on Rotten Tomatoes and try to ascertain whether they're accurately rated or maybe didn't get a fair shake.
Speaker 34 Cinefobe where every get podcast.
Speaker 34 Today's episode is The Three Musketeers. It just came out today.
Speaker 34 But
Speaker 34 episode 26 was
Speaker 34
the fanatic. Episode 60 of Cinephobe was the fan.
So I've reviewed both of these movies, Dan, and I know a lot. And the central character in The Fanatic is played by John Travolta.
Speaker 34
He plays perhaps a mentally challenged person. We don't know.
It's never explicitly said. And his name is Moose.
And one of his most famous quotes is, Moose is in the house.
Speaker 50 You were very excited about that.
Speaker 5 You opened up a Google knock.
Speaker 8 Yeah, these are two.
Speaker 34 I got to know that episode.
Speaker 5 He's got the notes.
Speaker 34 These are two of my all-time favorite episodes we've ever done
Speaker 34 in the fan with Robert De Niro and Wesley Snipes.
Speaker 49 Hey, Bobby.
Speaker 34 There is a sports radio
Speaker 34 character who we all believe to be modeled after Michelle Beetle, even though Michelle Beatle wasn't doing sports radio in the 90s.
Speaker 5 Ellen Barkin.
Speaker 29 Yeah, you know who the producer is?
Speaker 49 Oh, it's
Speaker 8 Jack Black. Yep.
Speaker 52 Yeah, see?
Speaker 34 So they open, this is one of my favorite things, Dan, because people, like I said, people watch movies, they don't know shit about anyone else's jobs other than their own.
Speaker 34
But I've worked sports radio. So imagine a sports radio show where it's like, all right, hey, welcome to the da-da-da-da show.
Let's open up the phone lines now.
Speaker 34 Immediately, the first segment, before she even lays anything out, opens up the phone lines. And then.
Speaker 34 You know, Bobby De Niro is driving and he's like calling and say, yeah, we got our guy, Bobby Rayburn, and da-da-da. And I just hate the negativity you always have on the show.
Speaker 34
And he starts killing her right there. And then Bobby Rayburn hears and he calls in.
This is all in the first segment of a radio show.
Speaker 34 He calls in and then him and Robert De Niro start having a conversation. Like, hey, Michelle,
Speaker 34
thanks for being such a great fan. That's why I came here and signed with the Giants.
It is a great movie, Dan. You call it a bad movie.
It's a great movie.
Speaker 7 Negativity is what Amin said. Negativity.
Speaker 18 I am honestly stunned that I placed in front of you a movie that had 150 big cats mauling crew members and you're more excited about the fan with Robert De Niro and a sports radio call at the beginning of that.
Speaker 17 Your love of bad movies is staggering.
Speaker 34
So here's the deal. So he's a big free agent signing.
He comes back to San Francisco Bay Area. Everyone's excited.
But then he doesn't start so hot. And then...
Speaker 39 He didn't have his number.
Speaker 32 And he didn't have his number.
Speaker 31 Who wore his number?
Speaker 5 Juan Primo.
Speaker 49 Juan Primo played by? Benico del Toro. Benicio del Toro.
Speaker 30 Yeah. Look at this.
Speaker 5
They start connecting. Okay.
Experts.
Speaker 34 All right. So
Speaker 34
Robert De Niro's character, Kilbernard, he's upset. He's like, it's all all because you don't have his number and it's that dude's fault.
So what does he resolve to do?
Speaker 34 He confronts Juan Primo and says, hey, man, why don't you just give up the number? It's all good. And then...
Speaker 39 Where does he confront him?
Speaker 8 At a strip club, in the bathroom.
Speaker 5 Wow. Not a single eyelid was open in that scene between Del Toro and De Niro.
Speaker 34 And so, Juan Primo, imagine a player having some fan come in and say, you got to give up your number to the other guy. It's like, get the hell out of my face.
Speaker 34 So, of course, Gil Renard, who I should mention at this point, is a knife salesman,
Speaker 5 stabs him to death.
Speaker 5 That's a thread.
Speaker 29 Got him his number back.
Speaker 7 He did.
Speaker 18 You two have never been so aligned.
Speaker 27 You two have looked in each other's eyes, and you have a love of movies in a singular language.
Speaker 10 Look, you come to me.
Speaker 34
Love of sports movies. I think this is a sports movie.
Great movie. Have you seen The Fanatic?
Speaker 39 Of course. With what's his name?
Speaker 34 Nathan Sawa.
Speaker 5 Yes.
Speaker 5 I'm a big fan.
Speaker 39 Wait a minute. That's with Patton Oswald?
Speaker 5 That's right. Yeah, I've seen that too.
Speaker 32 You have not seen the movie by Fred Durst.
Speaker 54 I have. He said.
Speaker 54 Oh, maybe I haven't.
Speaker 51 No, maybe I haven't done that.
Speaker 47 With John Travolta? No, I haven't seen it. It's the biggest turd on a Travolta resume that has a thousand turds on it.
Speaker 49 Poppycock.
Speaker 7 What kind of nonsense is it that a player on your team passes away and you give the number to the other teammate? What is that? Like Phillip Rivers. How does he get to wet number 17?
Speaker 7 Daniel Jones is on the roster, man.
Speaker 34 It's called the slump buster.
Speaker 30 Samson taught us that.
Speaker 57 Again with the slump buster?
Speaker 17 We have never foiled Samson that way. He has never had that experience where he was just
Speaker 25 Derek Jeter's a bad person.
Speaker 11 Everyone knows that.
Speaker 5 You don't respect the boulevard and you don't respect the fans.
Speaker 7 Samson, I also said that Phillip Rivers would not start. He was uninsurable.
Speaker 12 I guess I got some insurance.
Speaker 5 That is that.
Speaker 34 No one else broke down the Phillip Rivers story the way Samson did with he's uninsurable.
Speaker 55 The crazy thing about Samson is that he opened up the show to take a shot at Zaz and other people about being so confidently wrong.
Speaker 55 Wow, multiple times during the show, and I think the WNBA will prove this, that take, that he's so confidently wrong.