Hour 1: Jeremy Teaches 3rd Grade Math

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Speaker 14 And you thought that I wasn't gonna come and I wasn't gonna come.

Speaker 19 And the reason that I came is because I heard that someone said yesterday that I was an embarrassment to our people.

Speaker 24 Someone insinuated that I disappeared because I was an embarrassment to our people.

Speaker 19 This got a chio over there

Speaker 19 with that great shit on his face.

Speaker 19 And if you go back and you look, Mike, if you happen to know, and Pablo Torre can maybe find out, we look at the whole videos from the Clevelander, that beard that he had before,

Speaker 19 that was blacker

Speaker 19 than a meme beard.

Speaker 19 So someone needs to look into that situation.

Speaker 22 Me, an embarrassment to our people.

Speaker 19 You know, it's an embarrassment to our people. This guy can't even say reggaeton.
That's an embarrassment to our people.

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Speaker 7 I, sir, am no embarrassment to our people.

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Speaker 12 With six catches for 117 yards and three touchdowns on October 22nd, 2006,

Speaker 12 the 37th most points in a half PPR game by a tight end. Tickle me.

Speaker 37 Algie Crumpler.

Speaker 38 Whoa.

Speaker 16 Half PPR?

Speaker 20 Half PPR.

Speaker 39 Okay, it's important.

Speaker 35 The rankings wouldn't change, right?

Speaker 40 Half PPR, full PPR.

Speaker 19 It does change.

Speaker 25 Why would the change?

Speaker 15 Because more catches equals more points. That's right.

Speaker 25 Yeah, but the stats, like, the stats stay the same.

Speaker 41 I see what you're asking.

Speaker 42 For catches.

Speaker 43 I'm trying to think if you're right.

Speaker 15 Points per reception would be more if the point is worth a point instead of a half.

Speaker 26 I don't think the rankings would change.

Speaker 44 Relative to each other.

Speaker 5 Algae Crumpler, Algae Crumpler in full PPR.

Speaker 37 Look up full PPR.

Speaker 46 46. Wow.

Speaker 25 Wait a minute.

Speaker 47 It only means that

Speaker 12 the position group is worth more in your league if it's a whole point

Speaker 49 guys but i see something out of the corner of my eye i'll be right back

Speaker 50 i understand what you're saying

Speaker 13 right zaz you're with me like i could yeah i can be an idiot with these types no no i i know what you're saying i'm trying to think if you're right like kyle picks would have more points because i had because he had 11 catches

Speaker 24 somebody else who had five catches

Speaker 12 because the yards right so if the if the yards if every 10 yards is a point, right?

Speaker 11 The guys with more yards. We're saying the rear

Speaker 11 up.

Speaker 12 More yards, but fewer catches, it's going to be higher up. But

Speaker 12 if every catch gets an extra bump than it would have before.

Speaker 7 All right.

Speaker 44 Mike, give everyone a clue everyone into who you brought into the studio here.

Speaker 53 You brought in David Dwark. Why?

Speaker 29 Longtime colleague, friend.

Speaker 49 The hockey shows of the hockey show with Roy Bellamy.

Speaker 29 Right.

Speaker 9 I have a couple questions.

Speaker 49 Okay. A couple questions because today, as you know, it's Battle Corps Championship Day.

Speaker 29 You and the fam. Oh, no, Roy.

Speaker 23 I feel like this is not good for you, Roy.

Speaker 49 Are you taking part in this?

Speaker 49 I thought Roy was participating in a media game. I have since found out that it's a media skate.
Are you taking part in this media skate?

Speaker 56 Yes.

Speaker 49 How many training sessions have you had for this leisurely jaunt around the ice rink?

Speaker 57 You could argue I've been training for this my whole life.

Speaker 46 I was going to say, these are two different levels.

Speaker 40 This guy used to play hockey, so he probably doesn't need the skating lessons.

Speaker 47 When is the the winter skate taking place we don't know yet

Speaker 60 roy is telling me is it possible it doesn't happen it's possible roy is telling me he can't make the battle court championship for a team that he co-owns we do this together

Speaker 29 this is like a family this this is when you're a clone you're a clone for life

Speaker 61 he is not coming to the battle court championship today Devils versus Cyclones because he is training for this casual skater out.

Speaker 49 Is this a bad excuse?

Speaker 57 First off, can I just say go cyclones? There you go.

Speaker 55 Of course, good start.

Speaker 9 Good start. Good start.
Roy, you should have started there.

Speaker 54 Secondly,

Speaker 57 it sounds like it could be in the realm of a bad excuse, but I do not mess with a man's training regimen.

Speaker 58 And if that's what Roy says he needs,

Speaker 51 put me button here, please.

Speaker 51 Please.

Speaker 13 Is it the bullshit?

Speaker 26 Is it the bullshit?

Speaker 57 I've been known to sling a little bullshit in my life.

Speaker 13 So it is the bullshit.

Speaker 63 You see, Roy, I told you.

Speaker 6 I'm not confirming that that was bullshit. No, I'm just saying.

Speaker 9 No, no, no, no, no, no, no.

Speaker 51 It's the bullshit.

Speaker 56 Totally different.

Speaker 57 Are you coming to the game? I'm waiting to get a text back from you.

Speaker 24 I knew it, dude. I heard you asked.

Speaker 38 Dork, you shush.

Speaker 6 Out there, I hear Mike go, Dork, you can go, family, and bring it. He's just like, Dork did the move.

Speaker 40 It's undefeated. This move, undefeated.
Let me text the wife.

Speaker 17 I tend not to lie.

Speaker 49 I told you the truth.

Speaker 62 I'm training today.

Speaker 11 I'd rather you lie.

Speaker 9 Okay.

Speaker 55 That's such a bad excuse.

Speaker 11 You're lie like Jeremy.

Speaker 37 Why don't you go for your training skate some other day?

Speaker 64 Because I planned this before.

Speaker 24 I planned this. But what do you want to do?

Speaker 4 Do it tomorrow.

Speaker 4 Do it tomorrow.

Speaker 63 Hey,

Speaker 49 my plans are changing because my team is in the championship.

Speaker 57 I may have a solution for Roy.

Speaker 26 Ah, here we go.

Speaker 57 Are you available on Sunday, late morning, early afternoon?

Speaker 62 Late morning, early. No.

Speaker 62 Church.

Speaker 19 But Saturday. Saturday.
You missed it.

Speaker 57 No, I had to open ice for Roy on Sunday if you wanted to come skate on Sunday.

Speaker 65 Well, I'll go skate tonight and on Sunday.

Speaker 64 But

Speaker 9 what? I need all the training I can get.

Speaker 30 You're going to get you back to the middle.

Speaker 66 All right, so you're going to skip church?

Speaker 9 But you're going to go to Magic City Fronton.

Speaker 67 No, it'll be later. It'll be after church.

Speaker 20 Okay, but hold on.

Speaker 22 What is actually going on at this media skate? What is it going to entail you doing?

Speaker 57 I'm going to stay around in a circle.

Speaker 47 Just making a bunch of left turns, right?

Speaker 62 Yeah, I'll be talking to other media members.

Speaker 51 So you need to practice that?

Speaker 40 That is tougher.

Speaker 9 Yes.

Speaker 52 Yes, it's going to be content for the hockey show.

Speaker 9 That's what I'm doing.

Speaker 15 You practicing his content?

Speaker 27 No, no. Tonight is not content.

Speaker 24 Roy, you can understand how I'm very hurt by this.

Speaker 16 I'm sorry.

Speaker 24 No, you're not.

Speaker 27 Sorry is fixing it.

Speaker 58 Fix it.

Speaker 62 Fix it, Roy. I'm sorry that I'm not able to fix it.

Speaker 29 You got to not do this skate.

Speaker 9 I'm telling you, Roy.

Speaker 51 You're telling me I have to break my plans.

Speaker 62 Yes.

Speaker 63 To go to the championship.

Speaker 15 It'll be lovely, Anit. You'd be like, hey, babe, listen, instead of me doing something by myself, let's all of us go.

Speaker 14 All of us.

Speaker 29 We have a great time with the family.

Speaker 9 Wives love that.

Speaker 55 They have the cool little platform with the spinning cell phone so you can take a look at the family.

Speaker 9 Wives love family.

Speaker 29 There's pictures where you're pointing and the camera goes around.

Speaker 40 You know how to stop where they do the ice, the ice flies up?

Speaker 57 We could bring the kids.

Speaker 57 We could bring all the kids. Tyler and Claire have been wanting to hang out.

Speaker 4 Wow. There we go.

Speaker 4 Come on. Come on.
We can do that anytime.

Speaker 14 No, no, yes.

Speaker 10 You could also skate

Speaker 25 anytime.

Speaker 15 Me and Mike will literally take you down to Kendall Ice Arena. It's empty.
There hasn't been a soul there since 2006.

Speaker 7 Tony would go tonight. Yeah.

Speaker 24 I would. He would.

Speaker 13 Roy, let me ask you a question let me ask you a question here roy

Speaker 30 looks like rose wants to go let me ask you a question roy yes do you know how to ice skate

Speaker 62 not well

Speaker 17 which is why i need to train

Speaker 58 i can i can vouch he needs the training that's all right he's not losing a training session he can just move it to another day What are we doing?

Speaker 51 This is the worst excuse I've ever heard for anything.

Speaker 17 But it's the truth.

Speaker 27 And the truth is to set you free.

Speaker 53 It's hurting me. Not in this portion of your life.

Speaker 53 My feelings are genuinely hurt.

Speaker 46 I'm making a personal appeal to you, Roy.

Speaker 19 This is my personal appeal.

Speaker 49 Please be at the Magic City Fronton.

Speaker 10 First toss. And 7 p.m.

Speaker 40 And the owner's suite is filled, so you will have to be in a separate seeds.

Speaker 58 But you get to be there with your family.

Speaker 11 Roy, would you message your wife and say, would you rather do this

Speaker 25 than me go do that?

Speaker 68 And maybe leave it in her hands.

Speaker 65 You're saying I could bring Anit and Clarence.

Speaker 51 Yes, I've been saying. He's only said it 15 times.

Speaker 23 I can guarantee you.

Speaker 20 George Cloney is going to be there.

Speaker 22 I can guarantee you that Anit's going to say, I'm exhausted.

Speaker 25 Greg Cody will be there.

Speaker 49 The last time Greg Cody went to the Magic City front,

Speaker 29 he almost died.

Speaker 37 Yeah. This is what we're promising.

Speaker 53 Respect the man.

Speaker 22 We're promised that Greg can almost die.

Speaker 25 He's going back to his death scene, and you can't even be there.

Speaker 12 Well, you can let Anit know, like, George Cloney is going to be there, and maybe she'll think it's Clooney, and then she'll want to go.

Speaker 49 Yeah, don't just text George Cloney is going to be there and see how that lands.

Speaker 21 Yeah.

Speaker 27 Maybe a heart 1-0 in Cloney.

Speaker 57 Don't have any follow-up questions if I throw that to the wife.

Speaker 46 Hey, what'd your wife say, Dark?

Speaker 9 Speaking of that,

Speaker 66 she get back to you and trying to skate out of here.

Speaker 30 I keep checking.

Speaker 27 I get the phone trying to skate out of here.

Speaker 9 I don't think you texted her.

Speaker 26 Let me show you. Show us the text.

Speaker 19 Show us the text.

Speaker 9 Read your text for rating.

Speaker 14 I'll show you the text.

Speaker 12 So Algi Crumpler scored 29.7 half PPR points.

Speaker 46 Or 32.7, rather.

Speaker 12 It was six catches for 117 yards and three touchdowns.

Speaker 54 It closed with, I've never been to High Live.

Speaker 29 I don't like that a bit.

Speaker 30 It'll change.

Speaker 49 It's like hockey, in that you see it in person and it's just like, whoa, this is so much better than the 720p that is going to be on the ESPN app tonight, first toss.

Speaker 69 I'm going to let everybody know on ESPN tonight, all right?

Speaker 39 I'm going to let everybody know.

Speaker 30 I don't think you're going to.

Speaker 19 Yeah, I am going to.

Speaker 56 Yeah, I believe you, but I need your update anchor to also update the audience.

Speaker 45 That one's out of my control, man.

Speaker 29 Is Kevin Winter there?

Speaker 68 No, sadly, no. Kevin.

Speaker 25 He doesn't know how many fingers JPP has.

Speaker 37 I mean, you have the sound.

Speaker 27 You can play that.

Speaker 22 Gosh, how is that going to go when I tell the update anchor?

Speaker 13 Can you throw in a high-level?

Speaker 52 Do you know who it is tonight or no?

Speaker 29 The website is really good about updating the score.

Speaker 58 Really good.

Speaker 49 I'm surprised at how good this website is at updating the live score.

Speaker 45 Battle court. I'm going to do it.
I'm 100% confident.

Speaker 20 I trust you. I trust you.

Speaker 13 If you weren't working, I know you'd be there with a hat on.

Speaker 59 I would.

Speaker 55 A backwards flex fit hat.

Speaker 3 Cohen's hat.

Speaker 9 But we do have some courtside seats still available.

Speaker 29 Roy, as you can tell, the office is a buzz, and those seats are filling up.

Speaker 9 Yes, yes, yes. So please.

Speaker 24 Roy, what do you think?

Speaker 9 What did Anid say?

Speaker 49 What did Anid say about George Cloney?

Speaker 27 I'm going to text her.

Speaker 25 He hasn't texted her.

Speaker 9 Roy, you're going to give us an update in a second before the end of the show today.

Speaker 57 Oh, really? Yeah.

Speaker 21 Is that like

Speaker 9 the ball court side?

Speaker 57 Is it like the similar field?

Speaker 9 Yeah, yeah, only there's you could literally get hit in the hands.

Speaker 58 And you'll be near Jason Tashay.

Speaker 24 Your feet will be on a floor.

Speaker 49 Yeah, your feet, you'll be touching wood.

Speaker 38 Wow.

Speaker 58 You ever touched wood before? Uh-huh.

Speaker 57 Dork? Loaded question. Yeah.

Speaker 54 Touch that wood. Yeah, it is.

Speaker 49 When I go to women's basketball games, I'm always touching wood.

Speaker 9 Splinters on your feet.

Speaker 13 Roy, you're going to give us an update before the end of the show today.

Speaker 44 Okay.

Speaker 13 Did you guys see this?

Speaker 41 So World Cup is the same.

Speaker 49 I said courtside for the Miami Hurricanes ladies basketball games.

Speaker 29 I just wanted to clarify that.

Speaker 12 So George Kittle

Speaker 12 had 15 catches, and his fantasy points all came from those because he only scored one touchdown. So when you change it from half PPR to full PPR, comparatively

Speaker 7 to other players on the list.

Speaker 24 text.

Speaker 13 How do you not understand?

Speaker 9 Okay, so listen.

Speaker 12 When

Speaker 35 you change it from half PPR, I think like on Sunday afternoon, it's going to hit Jeremy that we're right about this.

Speaker 40 No, he's going to text us and be like, oh, now I get it.

Speaker 6 I'm explaining this to you quite literally.

Speaker 12 Six catches, 117 yards, three touchdowns for Crumpler. That meant 32.7 half PPR points.

Speaker 45 Correct.

Speaker 12 For George Kittle, he had 15 catches for 183 yards and one touchdown. Correct.
That led to 32.6 in half PPR. But when you change it to full PPR,

Speaker 11 do you know what you're doing?

Speaker 62 I'm writing out the

Speaker 9 channel together on the channel.

Speaker 24 Jeremy,

Speaker 24 you keep doing your thing.

Speaker 54 I'm sorry, but you keep going.

Speaker 9 This is important work.

Speaker 12 That's okay. No, we need to know what's happening here.

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Speaker 72 Stugats.

Speaker 73 All I have put in my body today

Speaker 63 is three cups of coffee and an entire cup of hogs.

Speaker 9 Don't let him fool you.

Speaker 32 He said in the break that he's jittery.

Speaker 46 This is the Don Lebatar Show with the Stugats.

Speaker 26 I'm writing it out right now.

Speaker 64 Okay. Mike is asking for us to attend highlights night.

Speaker 64 George Cloney is going to be there. I'm supposed to go.

Speaker 22 You felt like that part's necessary to do that.

Speaker 64 I was supposed to put it in there.

Speaker 24 Yeah, I do.

Speaker 65 I'm supposed to go to the practice facility tonight, though. Are you willing to go see Highlight tonight?

Speaker 49 We can bring Princess Claire.

Speaker 27 Oh, yeah, I'll put that in there to me. Yeah.

Speaker 59 She needs your support.

Speaker 12 What you end up doing is you take the 15 catches, right?

Speaker 12 And you add a half point for each of those catches. So that's seven and a half additional points.

Speaker 14 That's right.

Speaker 20 For Algi Crumpler,

Speaker 12 he had six catches. So divide that in half.

Speaker 20 It's three. Yeah.

Speaker 7 So you're adding three points to him.

Speaker 30 Right.

Speaker 12 So you're adding an extra point and a half

Speaker 11 for all of those players. You would do it for every player on the list.

Speaker 1 So what are they not understanding? It all shifts around.

Speaker 12 Everyone gets more points. Correct.
But it shifts around.

Speaker 48 Why would it shift around their rankings?

Speaker 12 Oh, my God. Because if you have more catches, you're adding more points to their total.

Speaker 11 Yes, but why would the ranking shift though?

Speaker 51 The wicked witch of the year.

Speaker 38 You can't.

Speaker 26 That's what I feel like right now. Okay.

Speaker 13 So when you add seven and a half points to 32.7 points

Speaker 43 for George Kittle, it equals 40.1 points.

Speaker 12 Yeah.

Speaker 36 But if you add to the 32.7 points for Algie Crumpler, you add three, it equals 35.7.

Speaker 74 So now George Kittle has more points than Algie Crumpler. Correct.
Correct.

Speaker 68 So why do you not understand that things have been shifted around in the rankings changed?

Speaker 58 Am I taking crazy pills?

Speaker 9 I don't know.

Speaker 25 I know. I ain't taking crazy pills.

Speaker 14 You're wrong on this one, Jeremy.

Speaker 6 I'm telling you. We'll explain it later.

Speaker 24 We're too far in the book.

Speaker 23 I'm explaining it to me. Yes.

Speaker 7 This is driving me insane.

Speaker 66 What a dog.

Speaker 21 I'm going to go do math on the board so that you can explain it.

Speaker 28 Hold on a second. Audrey Crumpler's ratings.

Speaker 12 He was 37th.

Speaker 36 Okay. And what's George Kittle's rating?

Speaker 12 And George Kittle was 39th.

Speaker 18 So now when you add full PPR,

Speaker 47 are they still 37 and 39? No.

Speaker 23 No? No.

Speaker 35 Because now

Speaker 12 George Kittle is is 22 and Algie Crumpler is 46.

Speaker 50 No, but you have to do it for everybody on the list. Yes.

Speaker 19 Everybody on the list has been changed.

Speaker 36 When somebody has more catches, you're adding more points to their total.

Speaker 31 We need to get out of it.

Speaker 9 I'm going to go do it.

Speaker 49 What does Mrs. Dwork say?

Speaker 23 She

Speaker 49 didn't respond to the George Cloney thing.

Speaker 57 Mrs. Dwork is volunteering at the school right now, so she may not be checking her phone that often.

Speaker 14 All right. I'll call her in the break if you want.

Speaker 29 Yeah, please do.

Speaker 49 I need an answer on this. In the meantime, Thomas Jari to the Oilers.
What do you think?

Speaker 57 Who the hell is Thomas Jarry?

Speaker 29 Is it not Thomas? Tristan. Tristan.
Oh, that's what the T stands for?

Speaker 27 Yes.

Speaker 3 All right, that guy.

Speaker 24 TBD.

Speaker 57 Not the playoff performer Edmondson's hoping for, I don't think.

Speaker 21 Well, not enough games in the playoffs. Tristan.

Speaker 29 Yeah. Tork, you could have been a little nicer there.
You wouldn't have to do that tomorrow.

Speaker 9 It was very

Speaker 9 courtside seats. Yeah.

Speaker 57 You know, being here, I feel like I'm being consumed by some real snarky energy. I get beyond that.

Speaker 20 Invite pulled.

Speaker 58 Invite pulled.

Speaker 44 Yeah, that was very hockey snobbish.

Speaker 29 Who's that? It's like a buddy.

Speaker 15 T, whatever the guy's name is.

Speaker 26 I don't know. Yeah.

Speaker 57 The T stands for terrific.

Speaker 9 Get him out of here.

Speaker 55 Isn't this a lot like Stu Skinner?

Speaker 49 Even though Jari, like, killed the Panthers, kills them when he plays them.

Speaker 29 I've been impressed, like, in my mind, he's way better than Stuart Skinner because he kills me every time my team plays him.

Speaker 57 This season, he's been way better.

Speaker 49 Yeah, that's what I'm saying. You'd think I'd remember his first name.

Speaker 69 Can I take us somewhere very exciting and very important that we have not brought up yet?

Speaker 21 So not hockey show.

Speaker 55 Not hockey. No.
Yeah.

Speaker 27 Yeah.

Speaker 76 So I don't know if you guys are aware.

Speaker 44 There's no college football tomorrow.

Speaker 42 There is Army-Navy.

Speaker 39 Okay. There's Army-Navy, but there's not a full-time troop.

Speaker 24 Better salute the troops.

Speaker 27 Also, the LA.

Speaker 59 So a little bit, like I said, a little bit of college football tomorrow.

Speaker 49 I think Washington's playing in the LA Bowl.

Speaker 69 But what we do have tomorrow night from the nation's capital in Washington, D.C.

Speaker 25 is WWE's Saturday Night's Main Event, John Cena's final match.

Speaker 13 It is tomorrow night.

Speaker 69 Your boy's going to be there.

Speaker 13 I'm going tomorrow night.

Speaker 43 I'm flying out to DC tomorrow morning.

Speaker 18 We are going to John Cena's final match.

Speaker 13 Come on.

Speaker 69 This is very exciting, guys.

Speaker 29 Come on.

Speaker 49 I will join you right there, but I have a very exciting update.

Speaker 21 Okay.

Speaker 49 We've heard back from Mrs. Dwork.
Okay, let's hear it.

Speaker 49 It seems as though she was tricked by the George Cloney thing.

Speaker 70 Go ahead.

Speaker 40 Inform the audience.

Speaker 57 Oh, my God.

Speaker 57 Tonight, all you had to say was that George Clooney was going to be there, and I'm down.

Speaker 44 Wait, your wife thought that it's possible George Clooney is going to be there.

Speaker 41 You spelled it correctly.

Speaker 58 Spelled it correctly. This came.

Speaker 29 Say, this is not on me.

Speaker 58 I told you George Clooney was going to be there.

Speaker 13 Well, now the question is, are you going to tell her?

Speaker 57 I'm going to keep saying George Clooney until she picks up on it.

Speaker 68 Yeah. All right.

Speaker 54 So I'll put, I'm sending the text right now.

Speaker 16 Courtside seats.

Speaker 9 Kids do?

Speaker 6 I'm assuming yes. David Dwarks.

Speaker 9 We do not have babysitters.

Speaker 57 There's four of us. Four dwarfs.

Speaker 27 Four of us.

Speaker 21 Four dwarfs.

Speaker 22 Magic getting a babysitter.

Speaker 44 We're going to highlight. I got to get a sitter.

Speaker 57 Dude, we don't have a babysitter, man.

Speaker 29 George Clooney's going to be there.

Speaker 27 All right. All right.

Speaker 9 Good luck with that reveal.

Speaker 29 Pressure is mountain. All right, back to John C.
Zaz.

Speaker 15 Quick question.

Speaker 15 WWE usually has names for their thing. It's like SmackDown or whatever.
Usually. They always.

Speaker 15 What is tonight's main event?

Speaker 53 You said it or Saturday.

Speaker 27 Tomorrow night.

Speaker 25 What is it?

Speaker 51 Saturday night's main event.

Speaker 9 Oh, that's all it is? Yeah.

Speaker 54 You're a little younger. When we were growing up.

Speaker 25 Oh, Saturday night's main event was such a big thing.

Speaker 41 They would occasionally have these specials on four times a year.

Speaker 24 Every quarter. Every quarter.

Speaker 54 Every quarter.

Speaker 9 And I mean, some big-time things happen this you have lust in your eyes that's right that was when hogan yep who if you re-watch the mega powers exploding uh drama

Speaker 76 hogan's a bad guy uh he was a little bit touchy feely with miss elizabeth he absolutely was moving in on miss elizabeth he abandoned macho against the twin towers to go help miss elizabeth you can't just leave your partner in the ring by himself he had lust in his eyes and that happened on saturday night main event yep uh and they talk about the bang angle with andre and hogan with uh dave and Earl Hebner, twin referees.

Speaker 29 Yeah, Jack Toney had to make a ruling on that one.

Speaker 13 Whenever Jack Tunney came on your screen when you were a kid, you know shit just hit the fan.

Speaker 46 Was he good or bad?

Speaker 22 He's the president. It just means something serious is.

Speaker 54 Do you remember how they, when Ultimate Warrior faced Hulk Hogan in WrestleMania?

Speaker 31 Hulk Hogan? Yeah. Hulk Hogan.
Hulk Hogan. Hulk Hogan.

Speaker 54 Ultimate Warrior went over in that match, and this was at a time where Hogan did not like to do any kind of job and put anything.

Speaker 13 And it was the first time he lost in my lifetime as a kid.

Speaker 21 Yeah, he even kicked out right after three to make him look strong.

Speaker 29 But how do you book a rematch?

Speaker 49 A rematch would do big business, but that would mean if you wanted the strap to stay with Ultimate Warrior, that would mean Hulk Hogan would have to lose again.

Speaker 21 Hulk Hogan.

Speaker 49 So do you remember why there was never a rematch?

Speaker 49 Jack Tunney said there can't be a rematch because of what would happen in that ring.

Speaker 3 Oh,

Speaker 49 it would be too violent. It would be too taxing on both athletes.
We cannot have a rematch.

Speaker 30 Wow.

Speaker 49 Because

Speaker 49 of the safety of the performers in the ring.

Speaker 13 That's a good president.

Speaker 48 Unlike this Adam Silver who sits around and does nothing.

Speaker 25 At least Jack Tunney.

Speaker 22 He was trying to look out for the best interest of his workers.

Speaker 21 Do you remember who replaced him?

Speaker 39 Guerrilla Monsoon. He was great.
Yeah.

Speaker 54 Do you remember who replaced him?

Speaker 21 No. Sergeant Slaughter.
Oh.

Speaker 49 Which led to a great no-holds barred match between Triple H and Sergeant Slaughter.

Speaker 67 Okay.

Speaker 49 And remember DX? They came out with the face shields with the windshield wipers.

Speaker 67 Sergeant Slaughter would

Speaker 49 spit all over them.

Speaker 29 Stolen Valor for sergeant slaughter we learned at some point yeah a few years ago we learned that sergeant slaughter was stolen valor just never corrected anybody yeah that he like hey thank you for your service he'd be like yep and he would salute them it's that this is how you need to be when

Speaker 68 she starts pressing you about george cloney salute my wife no you just like press on press on yeah press on so

Speaker 13 who's he fighting on saturday john cena's fighting gunther and how about this tell me what you think about this it's the opening match i don't like that it's the first match of the night you saved your main event for the last fight of the night.

Speaker 13 Well, the champion, Cody Rhodes, is on the card tomorrow, so he's going to be in the main event.

Speaker 69 That's an interesting ball.

Speaker 55 Is that a different weight class? Like,

Speaker 24 I don't understand.

Speaker 40 I'm a big Obafemi guy.

Speaker 76 Well, it's champion versus champion. What do you do here?

Speaker 46 Title for title.

Speaker 33 If you're Cody Rhodes there, you go, no, seen as the last match.

Speaker 13 No, seen as the opening match because

Speaker 69 they're giving him as much time as he needs.

Speaker 13 They don't want it to be a thing where he's going on last, like, all right, guys, it's getting late.

Speaker 42 Kids, you know, tired.

Speaker 44 They're going on first so they can take as long as they want.

Speaker 15 Is there like a time frame for matches in wrestling where it's like, all all right, we got 10 minutes to fight. Like, here we are.

Speaker 5 Yeah,

Speaker 13 when there's TV time constraints, sure.

Speaker 45 But like, tomorrow.

Speaker 14 When you watch the documentary, there's huge time restraints.

Speaker 44 Tomorrow night, it's on peacock, so it's not regular television. They could take as much time as they want.
But I actually like that they're going on first because think about this.

Speaker 13 At the beginning of the night, everyone's charged up. Everyone's jacked up.
Everyone's so excited for Cena's last match.

Speaker 48 And all that energy you get to devote right at the start of the show.

Speaker 13 You don't have to be tired at the end of the show. So I'm into it.

Speaker 42 I like it that it's the first match.

Speaker 39 I'm very excited.

Speaker 29 Is this guy Gunther Stolen Valor also?

Speaker 15 It says he's the ring gener.

Speaker 27 Yeah, that's right.

Speaker 22 That's a good question.

Speaker 21 Gunther is how he says it.

Speaker 53 Is he German?

Speaker 21 It's Austin.

Speaker 24 Ring Janerau. Ring Janerau.
Update.

Speaker 67 Anid said, I can go.

Speaker 51 No, not me.

Speaker 68 She said that she can go.

Speaker 67 That's the quote.

Speaker 23 So are you going? So are you going?

Speaker 9 What was verbatim?

Speaker 8 It sounds like Anid's going.

Speaker 68 Verbatum.

Speaker 62 I can go.

Speaker 21 Okay. That's what Anid said.
All right.

Speaker 17 Now, I have to think about it.

Speaker 57 Wait, is she like banking on this clone-y thing, too?

Speaker 6 Roy was just like, God, I was hoping for a night.

Speaker 9 She didn't say anything about George Clone.

Speaker 9 You got to get better at this, dude.

Speaker 35 You could totally side text her and be like, say no to this.

Speaker 9 All right.

Speaker 52 You can't side text her on the show.

Speaker 29 No, because he's giving us a play-by-play, the blow-by-by-blow here.

Speaker 49 So Anit's going.

Speaker 68 No, she said I can go, which means she can possibly.

Speaker 40 If you were a grizzled vet, you side Instagram message your wife and say, hey, respond to that text.

Speaker 49 Say no.

Speaker 20 I'm very confused.

Speaker 56 Are you going or not?

Speaker 23 She can go.

Speaker 9 This is permission.

Speaker 23 She can go.

Speaker 62 Yes. I don't know about me though.

Speaker 61 Wow.

Speaker 48 Why'd you need permission?

Speaker 24 I didn't need permission. Okay.

Speaker 24 All right.

Speaker 38 I don't need permission.

Speaker 57 This is the man who's not drinking for like a year and a half.

Speaker 17 Hey,

Speaker 62 that's a different thing, though.

Speaker 55 There are libations, which I can't have.

Speaker 27 That's all right.

Speaker 75 You got a few more minutes to think about it, Roy.

Speaker 29 There's non-alcoholic libations also.

Speaker 27 Ooh, I can have that.

Speaker 49 Soft drinks. Oh.

Speaker 57 I'm going to need some of those libations when my dad.

Speaker 40 Roy, they also have one of those social media things where you stand on a platform and the thing circles around you and you can get like

Speaker 39 the... I would never do that.

Speaker 62 No, absolutely not.

Speaker 9 I would never do that.

Speaker 4 I've done that.

Speaker 62 Brian Kelly.

Speaker 55 Yeah, like exactly.

Speaker 58 It's a Brian Kelly

Speaker 65 with the recruitment.

Speaker 53 Spin around the

Speaker 9 60s. Brian Kelly.
I miss Brian Kelly.

Speaker 33 And nothing gives off

Speaker 35 that more than Roy.

Speaker 62 Oh, just stand there.

Speaker 55 All right. So

Speaker 55 what's a holdup now?

Speaker 27 I need

Speaker 68 not much. So what he was doing.

Speaker 9 You didn't even mention Claire, by the way.

Speaker 20 I need your support.

Speaker 24 I know.

Speaker 62 I know. I'm putting you down.

Speaker 66 That's it.

Speaker 55 What's the attire?

Speaker 30 Barry Cash, whatever you want.

Speaker 63 Team colors? You can wear that.

Speaker 55 That would be sky blue, white, a little accent of red.

Speaker 26 If you do put me down, also one for clear. If you do, yeah, Roy Bellamy close, too.

Speaker 55 I'll seat you right next to the dwarfs.

Speaker 67 In the end of the owners box.

Speaker 24 Courtside.

Speaker 15 Owners box, court side, same thing.

Speaker 9 Your surname. Where's that from?

Speaker 57 Dworetzky.

Speaker 54 Oh, you shortened it?

Speaker 15 I didn't.

Speaker 26 Is that your data?

Speaker 21 Somebody did.

Speaker 54 They did.

Speaker 3 Okay.

Speaker 21 Relatives. All right, cool.

Speaker 26 No more questions.

Speaker 69 More importantly, tomorrow night on Peacock, 8 p.m., Saturday night's main event. Now, normally, I don't know if you're aware of this, Tony.

Speaker 15 I'm not aware of anything, so you have to explain literally everything to me.

Speaker 76 All right, in the wrestling world, when you're retiring, if you're a big deal, if you're a big star, and you're retiring, you lose.

Speaker 69 You know, the saying is you go down on your back, staring at the lights.

Speaker 76 All right, you're supposed to lose in your last match.

Speaker 50 Is there any way John Cena wins his last match tomorrow?

Speaker 15 I mean, against Gunter.

Speaker 21 Generale.

Speaker 29 I don't know.

Speaker 15 That's a spooky one.

Speaker 19 I think he could win.

Speaker 23 You think?

Speaker 19 I think he could win.

Speaker 49 He would be such bad form.

Speaker 20 Really? It would be bad form. No, I think I got it.

Speaker 64 He doesn't put him over, but Cena gets jumped after the match.

Speaker 47 He's going to get jumped as he's retiring?

Speaker 31 Yes.

Speaker 61 That way, he can go out on his back, but without putting Gunther over.

Speaker 49 Typically, when someone has their last match, they put their boots in the middle of the ring to signify that they're retiring.

Speaker 21 That's right.

Speaker 49 But John Cena wears sneakers.

Speaker 76 That's right.

Speaker 49 It's going to be very corny.

Speaker 6 It's going to be awesome. Doing the move of like trying to take them off.

Speaker 55 Yeah, he's going to put.

Speaker 29 No, no, no, no, no. But like,

Speaker 29 he's not putting boots.

Speaker 55 Like, it's just like pumps.

Speaker 69 Will the camera, will the television cameras be panning to people in the crowd?

Speaker 15 Crying.

Speaker 30 Will you be crying? Will you, yeah?

Speaker 24 No, I don't cry.

Speaker 24 You're not crying at all.

Speaker 31 Cry.

Speaker 59 I'm going to cry.

Speaker 53 Scaredy cat and cry, baby.

Speaker 13 I don't cry.

Speaker 63 Picture your kids being like, Dad, are you crying?

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Speaker 72 Don Lebatard.

Speaker 22 Can I tell you something?

Speaker 13 I don't know, it was maybe like a month ago.

Speaker 44 And I decided to watch Pitch Clock and I told Jeremy, Stugats, this is a good show you're doing.

Speaker 46 This is the Don Lebatar Show with the Stugats.

Speaker 69 Have you seen the tickets for this show? Yeah.

Speaker 37 Holy crap.

Speaker 49 It's insane. But you get to see Cody versus Oba Femi.

Speaker 75 Cheapest ticket to get into the lower level, guess?

Speaker 17 300 bucks. 800.

Speaker 54 When do you leave?

Speaker 49 Tomorrow morning. Tomorrow morning? Yeah.

Speaker 3 Big one.

Speaker 30 Yeah.

Speaker 16 Big game?

Speaker 37 Oh, I'm glad you asked.

Speaker 19 I got a couple.

Speaker 48 Saturday night's main event: Cena Gunther.

Speaker 13 The never-seen 17-time world champion against the Ring and Al.

Speaker 69 That's a big game. Big game.

Speaker 54 Got another one for you. Yep.

Speaker 49 Battle Corps Championship.

Speaker 17 High Lai.

Speaker 13 Battle Corps Championship.

Speaker 11 Cyclones versus.

Speaker 49 I was hoping you'd remember.

Speaker 46 Devil.

Speaker 9 Of course I remembered.

Speaker 28 Cyclones, Devils.

Speaker 43 The owners of the Cyclones are the Dan Lebatard show.

Speaker 48 The owners of the Devils are

Speaker 11 Nobody Cares.

Speaker 28 Cyclones, Devils?

Speaker 16 That's a big game.

Speaker 24 Yeah. Big game.

Speaker 49 Kay Marie from Y100 owns the Devils.

Speaker 9 I don't know that fool.

Speaker 38 Big game.

Speaker 49 She used to own the Warriors, Who are now owned by Ray Lewis. Ray Lewis was there at the 7 p.m.

Speaker 21 Own State Warriors?

Speaker 40 That was awkward. Can we paint the picture of how awkward it was?

Speaker 35 Because like tonight, they open it up for the 7 p.m. matches where there'll be DJ, host, energy, you know, as much energy as you could have.

Speaker 6 Peep dozens of people there.

Speaker 49 Dozens upon dozens.

Speaker 29 Last

Speaker 58 year, our playoff matchup was the 2 p.m.

Speaker 35 matinee.

Speaker 12 No DJ, no host, no crowd.

Speaker 6 So just the owners. And it's like us.

Speaker 69 Who's the host? They get like Uptown Dale?

Speaker 9 No. dude, that DJ rips.

Speaker 13 Yeah, they have a good DJ.

Speaker 40 He walks around.

Speaker 29 He has like a little like a mobile deck.

Speaker 49 We've told him, I told him, like, hey, can you do the Undertaker theme song whenever Undo makes a big play? And the guy's on it.

Speaker 5 So last week, our first round playoff matchup, it was none of that.

Speaker 35 It was a quiet fronton with just us on one side, 20 feet over, Ray Lewis.

Speaker 25 And we're like, we like to cheer, like, come on, Claude.

Speaker 1 Like, we're that type of group.

Speaker 7 Awkward.

Speaker 40 I think the first game I like one time was like, come on, Manu.

Speaker 9 Because you look over.

Speaker 25 Ray Lewis is just like.

Speaker 63 why are you afraid of Ray Lewis because he's locked in

Speaker 70 it's not Ray L O O I S

Speaker 49 No it's a it's not like a clony situation no I mean Eddie George was afraid of Ray Lewis famously I we did bring Tom Bogart to the game the last time MLS Insider

Speaker 70 and he was like

Speaker 55 hey that guy looks like Ray Lewis you're like buddy go ask him

Speaker 6 but our energy cracked open Ray Lewis though pause I'm telling you by like the third game he was rambunctious he was like come on alex yeah he had to match our energy we cracked him open yeah but we were respectful we didn't want to you know rub it in his face especially when barba came back out there

Speaker 11 there was a shirtless ai ray lewis on this

Speaker 49 did you hear the play-by-play on when barba came into the game The fan Lebatard show did a great teaser video for today's final. And Barba, you know, it's a tough spot.
He's a taxi squatter.

Speaker 49 He's coming in.

Speaker 9 More got in there. You know that, Zaz.

Speaker 60 He got in there.

Speaker 49 and you know, it's tough to be dropped in on that.

Speaker 53 And he's like, and Bueno almost kills Barba.

Speaker 49 But, like, straight up, they were worried about Barba's safety because it is the world's fastest game.

Speaker 55 Very dangerous. That ball can travel 200 miles per hour.

Speaker 69 All right, so Jeremy is ready with the math that he seemingly doesn't understand. Jeremy, what do you got for us?

Speaker 12 I'm going to do this for you until you guys understand how dumb you sound right now.

Speaker 24 Okay.

Speaker 12 So, 37th through 41st, I took these five names from the half PPR tight end history, okay? So Algi Krumpler had six catches for 117 yards and three touchdowns. That's 32.7 fantasy points.

Speaker 12 Okay, because of that six, I don't know if you understand, 0.5

Speaker 44 to get

Speaker 23 to one,

Speaker 12 that means you have to add a half point for every catch.

Speaker 59 Got it.

Speaker 12 So that would mean his total in full PPR would be 35.7.

Speaker 44 Yeah.

Speaker 38 Okay.

Speaker 12 Kellen Winslow Sr., eight catches, 107 yards, three touchdowns. He had 32.7 points.

Speaker 12 Because of the eight catches, you add four points to his total, and thus he now has a full point more than Algi Crumpler did.

Speaker 35 Told you I was a bad ally to have. Math.

Speaker 20 Okay, math.

Speaker 12 So when you look at all of these people, George Kittle, with his 15 catches, you add seven and a half fantasy points. He gets to 40.1.

Speaker 12 These rankings all shift around. So 37, 38, 39, 40, and 41 becomes 46, 39, 22, 48, and 30.

Speaker 11 Do we understand, gentlemen?

Speaker 25 Order does change.

Speaker 44 Yes, it does.

Speaker 2 I see now that you're right, but I still don't get why it changes.

Speaker 40 But that's for a different day.

Speaker 76 You're having your moment, Jeremy.

Speaker 68 Congratulations.

Speaker 35 All right.

Speaker 4 Thank you.

Speaker 12 This is, guys, we need some basic elementary math.

Speaker 23 Chris, do you help your daughter with math?

Speaker 33 Basic elementary math? That is not.

Speaker 44 It's addition. Why'd I just talk like Yoda?

Speaker 9 Basic elementary math. Is that George Cloney?

Speaker 27 That is not.

Speaker 76 Why does George Cloney look like your security?

Speaker 15 Does he have pockets or does he just have his hands in fake pockets?

Speaker 40 I need it from Ray Lewis after what you guys said.

Speaker 16 Okay, yeah.

Speaker 5 All right. If you think

Speaker 49 can tell Ray Lewis to his face, that thing, go for it.

Speaker 69 So speaking of ticket prices, tomorrow night, John Cena's final match, incredibly expensive.

Speaker 39 There's a whole big to-do going on with the World Cup tickets.

Speaker 44 Did you guys see this?

Speaker 69 So the World Cup, of course, is starting here next year. You got some games that are being played down here.
And

Speaker 13 like, I know based on what tickets you're going for at Hard Rock Stadium, it's not even affordable.

Speaker 39 You can't go if you're a regular fan.

Speaker 48 I mean, my boys want to go.

Speaker 28 We're not going.

Speaker 69 It's too expensive.

Speaker 48 You can take the guesswork out of buying soccer tickets with a Game Time map promo code down i get it dan it's it's really expensive all right and

Speaker 47 fans in europe are are they're they're like protesting right mike yeah and they might actually be able to do something well this is interesting because apparently it's stuff like that's a little bit different in europe compared to yes here where where the fan's voice actually kind of matters the u.s sports fan

Speaker 24 has been so accustomed to being we have no control over anything totally abused I don't know if you saw the prices for the Royal Rumble in Saudi Arabia like you can so affordable you can get $21 tickets over there wait what do you mean you can there's a Royal Rumble that's happening in Saudi Arabia in next month yeah and and the tickets are $20 you can't cheapest ticket you can sit ringside for 400 bucks yeah Tony it's like straight up what part

Speaker 13 you can get the best seat in the house and your airfare to get to is it Riyadh this one's in Riyadh Airfare and the best ticket in the house is still significantly cheaper than what that same show would be for a ticket in the States.

Speaker 17 I have a question.

Speaker 29 When is it not Riyadh season?

Speaker 15 It's always Riyadh season, apparently.

Speaker 30 Yeah. Anyway.

Speaker 3 Anyway.

Speaker 29 But if you're balling on a budget, tonight's Battle Corps Championship, free entry.

Speaker 19 Free entry. It's totally free.

Speaker 7 Back to the World Cup.

Speaker 6 And Mike will even look at you.

Speaker 54 I will look at you, but not very long and not in the eye.

Speaker 7 Back to the World Cup.

Speaker 18 So you have these fans who are like, they're

Speaker 10 like boycotting.

Speaker 22 They're trying to get the prices changed.

Speaker 49 Yeah, because the prices here in the States for this World Cup are nuts.

Speaker 13 Is this even possible that this could work, that they would change the prices?

Speaker 49 To Tony's point,

Speaker 29 America, Jack.

Speaker 49 This is America, Jack.

Speaker 15 They think they're going to do that over there and then change something here.

Speaker 29 They got another thing coming up. We play by a different set of rules.

Speaker 20 Oh, see, over here, we've been broken by the system.

Speaker 21 Right.

Speaker 58 We actually have no say.

Speaker 29 You're coming from a place where your voice matters.

Speaker 21 Welcome to fees

Speaker 49 and price gouging and supply and demand and free market capitalism. That's how we do it here in the United States.

Speaker 49 You're getting all pissy ain't going to change anything over here.

Speaker 69 It's interesting.

Speaker 13 Like, I guess they have fans who want to purchase matches.

Speaker 69 They want to purchase for every game and follow their team all the way through.

Speaker 75 And the total would be like over $8,000 for a ticket to follow their team through group play.

Speaker 12 8,000 in PPR or half PPR?

Speaker 69 It doesn't matter because it would stay the same, you know?

Speaker 27 So, yeah, good question, though.

Speaker 39 I don't know, man.

Speaker 22 Is there a chance that this changes?

Speaker 9 Zero.

Speaker 29 Zero shot.

Speaker 44 Because they don't know how little sway the fan has.

Speaker 14 Oh, zero sway. Not little sway.
Zero sway.

Speaker 29 And if they complain on social media, better delete that before you try to fly into the States.

Speaker 9 I agree with that one, actually.

Speaker 14 All right, there you go.

Speaker 44 World Cup, everybody. Get excited.

Speaker 33 Folks, listen up.

Speaker 35 One touchdown can change everything.

Speaker 2 The crowd, the momentum, the entire game.

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