Postgame Show: The Germ-Off (feat. JuJu Gotti & David Samson)

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Speaker 3 All right, it's time for Thursday Thunder presented by DraftKings. DraftKings, the crown is yours.
Juju.

Speaker 4 Thursday Thunder is among us yet again.

Speaker 4 Last week, of course, two out of three.

Speaker 4 Same bad story, same bad channel. But this week, March Madness is on the rise.

Speaker 4 And I'm going to start with the first lab with my brother, the SEC champion, the all-american, the girl dad, Walter Clayton Jr. for over 15 points tonight.
It's a big game and he's gonna need them.

Speaker 4 Them stars are gonna have to come out and shine and he's the brightest star they got. So lock my brother in right now.

Speaker 1 You dig me.

Speaker 4 Leg two. I'm going with my dog Trayvon Brazil.
Caliparian them boys. You feel me? Another big game.
Trayvon would dunk on you right where you stand. I hope you know that.

Speaker 4 But ladies and gentlemen, I hope you know Trayvon would dunk on you right where he stands. But I'm going with his rebounds tonight.
Seven rebounds, of course, for my dog tonight.

Speaker 4 Amin, I saw you with your hand. Now, what you got for me, bro?

Speaker 2 Amin is trying to fix my headset because I could barely hear you, Juju, and I'm also just fixated on your gear. I don't know how you got that.

Speaker 2 Everyone is trying to get the gear you're you're presently wearing. I'm sure they can find the sound of David Sampson saying tetas as awkwardly as David Sampson does it.
Where did you get that gear?

Speaker 4 I know people who know people. Call my people and then I get them in touch with some of my other people and we can talk after lunch.
You feel me?

Speaker 4 But third leg on this Thursday thunder, I'm going tomorrow. Tomorrow we're going to have our kick feet feet kicked up by this time.
Tomorrow, we're going to go with Trey Kaufman Rin, you feel me?

Speaker 4 For over seven rebounds for them Purdue Boilermakers. You got to know it's a big game.
He gonna need seven boards, and he's gonna get them. You feel me?

Speaker 2 You're very confident, Juju.

Speaker 4 Oh, yes. I'm confident in that.
But guess what? This week, there's more.

Speaker 4 I'm going. You know, I love my ladies.
I got nothing but ladies' jerseys around me. We're going to the ladies tournament as well.

Speaker 4 Tomorrow, UCLA versus Ole Miss. I'm taking the points.
What they got? 8.5 points?

Speaker 4 Scooby snacks. They're going to drag Ole Miss by 8.5 points.
Lock it in.

Speaker 4 Second leg.

Speaker 4 You did me. Second leg.
I see my sister Jessica Smatana. And you also know who else I see? Hannah Hidalgo and them girls.
They're going to also cover against TCU. Salute to the Hornfrogs.

Speaker 4 Salute to Haley Van Lith. Powerful story this week.
But tomorrow it's over with. You feel me? Notre Dame is going to slay them and drag them over 6.5 points.
You feel me?

Speaker 4 At the end of that game, for sure. Last leg.
I'm traveling to Storage, Connecticut. I'm traveling to see my big brother Gino.
I'm traveling to see all the stars that he got aligned on that team.

Speaker 4 And so you got to know. UConn girls, minus 14.5 points.
Lock it in.

Speaker 4 Six legs this week. Choose three.
Mismatch some of the three because because you know one or two might be stragglish. You dig it.

Speaker 2 I am surprised by the level of confidence you are showing. David Sampson seems delighted here.
We are finally at our germ off, our germaphobe off.

Speaker 2 I don't know exactly how to do this because we haven't done it before. I'm going to need honesty from the two participants.
So,

Speaker 2 in order to keep this authentic, what I'm going to ask both of you to do is give me a number from one to 10, 10 being the worst of how you feel about what I present to you.

Speaker 2 And you tell me honestly how you feel about the scenarios I have here so that your objective is to just be honest, not win the contest.

Speaker 2 Because Juju says, David, that he's more of a germaphobe than you are. So let's begin with Juju and let's begin with using an airplane bathroom.

Speaker 2 One to 10, Juju, on your disgust of using an airplane bathroom.

Speaker 4 First of all, listen to nothing personal with with David Sampson right now. As soon as you stop hearing this, go to the YouTube and click.
My brother's doing fantastic work.

Speaker 4 Nothing personal with David Sampson is available. A new episode every single damn day.
Check out my brother. I would never touch the handle on a bathroom door on the airplane.
I'm disgusted.

Speaker 4 10 is most disgusted. I'm disgusted.
11.

Speaker 2 David, where are you on this?

Speaker 5 You got to leave some room, Juju, and I appreciate absolutely the promotion of nothing personal.

Speaker 5 Airplane bathrooms are FEU for emergency use only, but I only have them at about a 7.5.

Speaker 2 Wow.

Speaker 2 Number one or number two?

Speaker 5 Oh, any of them. Of course, number two would be a 7.75.
And that in my life of travel, and I can keep count.

Speaker 5 It's not even on one hand, including trips to Asia and Australia, that I've actually done that. And it was always based on sickness.

Speaker 2 Juju, how many times have you used an airplane bathroom?

Speaker 4 I've never been on the inside of an airplane bathroom before in my entire life.

Speaker 4 I just can't fathom that. I always go in the airport.
Like, I use the TT. I go TT in the number one in the airport before I get on every plane ride.

Speaker 2 TT is a market.

Speaker 6 David, were you the one that told us that you used the bathroom of like the, on the airplane of like the president of the Mets or something, like you did number two?

Speaker 5 No, I did not. That was Randy Levine.

Speaker 4 I was just on the plane.

Speaker 2 He could smell it. That was Yankee President Randy Levine.
Please put his photo up the way we did last time to embarrass Randy Levine for stinking up a bathroom airplane. I did, dude.

Speaker 2 I don't know whether he denied it. Did he deny it? I don't remember.

Speaker 2 Did he deny it, David? Do you remember?

Speaker 5 I have, it doesn't matter. There is no denying facts.
It doesn't mean he's a bad guy. It means he had a bad taco.
It's not the end of the world. It was just hard to ever forget.

Speaker 5 It's the only thing about losing smell and taste that actually is redeeming.

Speaker 4 Nothing personal. Every single day, 8 a.m.
with David Sampson and Matthew Coca. Lock it in now.

Speaker 2 Roy, how does David Sampson say the word on Juju's shirt?

Speaker 5 Tetas.

Speaker 2 Water parks, David Sampson. Water parks.
How do you feel about water parks?

Speaker 5 That is a 6.9.

Speaker 2 Nice.

Speaker 2 How about you, Juju?

Speaker 4 I'll go into the water park, but I'm not touching the towel. I'll bring my own towel to sit around on every bench I'll sit by.

Speaker 4 And I don't even, I'm not touching the water because kids go PP and TT in those pools all day long. No, thank you.

Speaker 5 So I think it's important. to add, Juju, that when I had little children, I had to go to water parks with them in my efforts to be a fake good father.

Speaker 5 And I would attempt and would go in the water park. But since my youngest got bar mitzvah, I can tell you I've never been to a water park and I will never go again.

Speaker 5 And I've alerted my children, should they have children, that I'm not the grandfather to take them to said water park.

Speaker 5 So I'm done with them forever.

Speaker 4 All right, but

Speaker 2 can you give me a number of times you've been in the water at a water park, David?

Speaker 5 At least a dozen. Remember, I had three kids and so at least a dozen.

Speaker 2 How about you, Juju? Have you ever been in the water at a water park?

Speaker 2 I have not, but that may be on the i can't swim side but we're not going to go with stereotypes so i'm just going to say no all right i don't know if this applies to this question as well but taking a bath at a hotel taking a bath at a hotel can you clarify bath do we a bath like a like a bath

Speaker 2 yes not a shower a bath

Speaker 4 Man, that's the most disgusting thing in the world. Do you want scabies? Do you want the hepatitis B vaccine?

Speaker 4 No, thank you.

Speaker 4 That's up there again. 10, 10 in my book.

Speaker 5 David, I am tied with you, Juju. That is a hard never.

Speaker 5 And I have been, as you, in hundreds of hotels, thousands of nights, and I am at zero and will die at zero.

Speaker 2 I'm learning that I might be a germaphobe because I'm like, I'm with them on all of these. Okay, picking your nose, Juju.

Speaker 4 Oh, man. I got to wash my hands 100% of the time first, but I'll go get a tissue and roll it together and then get up there.
I won't actually touch my nose when I'm going to.

Speaker 2 Twist it up into like a spike and then you just start digging around like a stalactite, right? David? Yep.

Speaker 5 It depends on the length of my fingernail. If there's any risk of a bleeder, I won't put the finger up there.

Speaker 5 But if there is not and I'm in private and I've got something that needs to get taken care of, I will do it. But of course, it requires, obviously, sanitizer both pre and post.

Speaker 2 Juju, number of times in your life you have taken a sip from anyone else's water bottle. I already know the answer to this one.

Speaker 4 zero ever in my entire life my girlfriend be mad at me behind that like i love you baby but i don't know what you've been sipping on earlier i take my own straws with me every single where i go rap straws by the way i don't trust people's uh no never 10 david So for me, during marathons, during some athletic endurance events, and on survivor on the island, I had to do that.

Speaker 5 But that's what it takes. It's either to be on survivor or to be in the middle of some crazy event where I would have no choice but to do it.

Speaker 5 Other than choosing death, I would not prefer to do that, but I would not die to not do it.

Speaker 2 Juju, allowing another person to feed you a bite of their food from their fork.

Speaker 4 You're right. Never, never in the history of Julian.

Speaker 4 I don't care.

Speaker 5 I don't care if it's my child or my lover.

Speaker 4 That is a hard never.

Speaker 4 Hard.

Speaker 4 And I take plastic silverware with me. Every restaurant I go to, I ask for to-go silverware, even when we're sitting down to eat, because I don't want the water spots.

Speaker 2 Getting in bed after a long day without taking a shower, David Sampson.

Speaker 5 Never.

Speaker 2 Never done it?

Speaker 5 Wow. Nope.

Speaker 2 Juju? I am.

Speaker 4 Never.

Speaker 4 I second that emotion, not one time. I don't even sit on my couch without taking off my outside pants.

Speaker 4 Me too.

Speaker 4 Juju.

Speaker 4 So, Juju, this is so good.

Speaker 5 I keep inside pants and outside pants. And when I get home, my outside pants come off and my inside pants come on.
My inside pants do not see the light of day ever.

Speaker 2 David, I'm going to tell you.

Speaker 2 I was going to say to Juju before you answered, well, this is a two Americas thing because I feel like most black people, you got the outside clothes.

Speaker 2 Don't sit on the couch or on the bed with your outside clothes. It's something we've all heard.
And then David comes in and says he's got outside clothes too. I'm impressed.

Speaker 4 Yep, me too. I'm impressed thoroughly.
Nothing personal

Speaker 4 every day, 8 o'clock a.m. You feel me, Matthew Coca, I see you.

Speaker 2 Typing on another person's computer, Juju.

Speaker 2 Oh, man.

Speaker 4 That scenario actually just hasn't never come up in my life. But now the more I think about it, people are gross.
People dig boogers and keep going.

Speaker 4 I saw you and Matthew Kugler in the kitchen just too long, not too long ago. I wouldn't do that.
So I put that on like a six out of the Richter screen.

Speaker 2 You saw me and Matthew Koogler doing what in the touching each other's keyboards, apparently.

Speaker 2 Valerie knows?

Speaker 2 I don't even know. What did you see us doing in the other room? David, how do you feel about this?

Speaker 5 That's about a three because I have sanitizer with me at all times. So I'll do a post-sanitize if I have to do that.
But that one is only a three for me.

Speaker 2 Any objections, Juju, to the outdoor shower?

Speaker 4 Oh, yeah, that goes back to my second answer. The kid can't swim, so I'm never really in lakes or ponds or beach water to even require that shower.
So I just never done it before.

Speaker 2 David?

Speaker 5 Yeah, I have no problem with the outdoor shower. You do it to get the sand off your feet because I don't want one grain of sand in my car or in my house.

Speaker 5 So I'll use that to get rid of any sort of dirt, sand, or anything just to get me to the shower in order to get my inside clothes back on. So I would, I would have that as a as a one or even a zero.

Speaker 2 I have for you here one that I think is the best one I'm asking you.

Speaker 2 But from among those that I've asked you about, which is the most disgusting one for you, David, of all the ones that I have asked, which is the one that repulses you the most?

Speaker 5 The airplane bathroom. It is absolutely disgusting.
I find it to be hard to fathom when I have to use the bathroom. And I have a whole system.

Speaker 5 I've got wipes and I've got tissues and I've got paper towels. I don't actually touch anything inside the bathroom, including the handle on the outside of the bathroom, right outside the cockpit.

Speaker 5 It's a whole thing that I do and I really try not to do it, even to go pee-pee.

Speaker 2 Juju?

Speaker 4 The bathtub was pretty high on that list. Like sitting down in that bathtub, especially after watching the movie Saltburn, I just don't want a bathtub anymore

Speaker 4 at all. So yes, bathtubs are gross.

Speaker 5 So Juju, I would only add that it's not just bathtubs in hotels.

Speaker 5 My hotel situation is I have towels and I put towels down everywhere in the room because I don't want to sit anywhere where there is a couch.

Speaker 5 Because, believe me, the blue light gets to the couch faster than the bathtub. So, I don't touch remotes, I don't use TVs inside hotel rooms at all, ever.

Speaker 5 So, hotel rooms are a problem for me, and that's not ideal.

Speaker 4 Samsung, yeah, for sure, bowling shoes

Speaker 5 when I was when I was a kid in Wisconsin, we would bowl a lot.

Speaker 5 When I was in college, I was on a bowling team, and I would wear bowling shoes, but I would personally do the wiping and the spraying at the bowling alley, not let the guy for two bucks an hour who's smoking a dube do it.

Speaker 5 I wanted to try to clean it, but I never spent the money to buy my own bowling shoes.

Speaker 2 Do you do bowling shoes? Have you ever worn bowling shoes? Have you ever?

Speaker 4 No, I never worn bowling shoes, maybe because I'm poor, but I went bowling one time before, and I refused to stick my fingers in the balls because

Speaker 4 I'm not even playing those games. I rolled the bowling ball like without the fingers in it.

Speaker 4 Not to say, not to mention, well, it goes without saying, I'm a terrible bowler.

Speaker 2 I think Juju is more of a germaphobe than David Sampson, but we're going to close it out with a couple of questions. And I think this is the best one I'm going to ask you.

Speaker 2 David Sampson, being involved in an orgy. Oh, wow.

Speaker 5 I'm in.

Speaker 5 Let's not kid ourselves. If you're giving me that opportunity,

Speaker 5 listen, I am happy to do a post-shower, maybe a pre-shower, whatever it takes, but that's

Speaker 4 I'm gonna use this opportunity to respond to something earlier on the show because I love you, baby. I'm not gonna answer this question.
My girlfriend listens to this show.

Speaker 4 I would never be in an orgy, not even with the hottest of women. But I mean, they'll hasin you feel me

Speaker 4 on the LeBron side of things.

Speaker 2 Wait, wait, wait, wait, before we move off of this, I just want to do one quick impression. This is David Sampson being invited to an orgy.

Speaker 2 Where do I sign up?

Speaker 2 Just got my Purel right here. Let's go.
What were you saying, Juju?

Speaker 4 With a LeBron conversation, I think it's just, I think we're taking it a little too serious. I think it ain't no fun when the rabbit got the microphone.

Speaker 4 Imagine how many times LeBron has been walking through the kitchen in the house. He just looks up on the TV and somebody's saying something ridiculous about it.
He's like,

Speaker 4 what in the world? And then, more than that, imagine he in the kitchen in Savannah coming up.

Speaker 4 here like uh lebron i thought you said you flew to akron uh yesterday these folks got you in miami discussing a return to miami what you know i just put a bid in on a house in uh san domingo or wherever the hell san fernando and he got to deal with that now he got to expose you calling people in akron did you see lebron now he got to just okay baby dang i was in vegas shooting craps

Speaker 4 i'm sorry we was headed to denver i didn't want to let you know but now he got to get exposed to that and them folks be like commenting on how much money he spent on his body like

Speaker 4 come on savannah see that on tv uh so you can spend a million dollars on your body but you can't open the youth center i've been telling you about for my auntie and now hit the brand like i got a wind horse you here baby go

Speaker 4 here gotta rediversify the whole funds like

Speaker 2 this is my this is my thing Number one,

Speaker 2 the offenders of that variety typically aren't Brian Winhurst. Number two,

Speaker 2 and he brought up an example of something that Brian Winhurst was incorrect on.

Speaker 2 He should have been like, man, Brian doesn't know what he's talking about.

Speaker 2 Man, Brian's always incorrect. I don't know who Brian talks to, but it's a Brian pretends like he's my friend.
That's just a wild ass thing that's like he says it's weird.

Speaker 2 I was like, no, that's weird.

Speaker 2 That's weird that you would say that because again, this isn't a dude who's ever presented that way ever and i'm not talking about on air i know even behind the scenes he's never presented like that so that was the thing for me if he had just said brian winhurst doesn't know what he's talking about i'm like cool man like whatever like that that to me is totally totally fair to say because at that point it's it's a matter of like opinion as opposed to making a declarative statement

Speaker 2 factually incorrect

Speaker 4 i mean i i still think it's We don't know what that man be saying. We see why we see Brian Winhorse at the finals whenever we see him.
We don't know what the inner or in the inner work is.

Speaker 2 I know, but I know what Brian be saying.

Speaker 4 That's my but what I'm saying, Ali, we look, brother, you have screamed at everybody on the show today. We get it how you feel about it.

Speaker 4 But what I'm telling you is, like, for example, early in the show, you said that Cam McCormick's body was a little gelatinous.

Speaker 4 Dare I say, if Metal Art Media interview Cam McCormick next week, he can give his true feelings and he has full within his rights to say exactly how he feels about Akbar

Speaker 4 Domingo or whoever the hell.

Speaker 2 First of all,

Speaker 4 Domestique.

Speaker 2 We can't be mad at him.

Speaker 2 You made him Dominican, Juju. Yeah, he's not Domingo.

Speaker 4 Everything that's on this show is Dominican, but neither here nor there.

Speaker 2 But Juju, what I would say is two things. Number one, I haven't covered Cam McCormick since he was 15 years old, right? And he's now 40.
I haven't done that. Number two, I'm not a football journalist.

Speaker 2 I'm just a guy. My point isn't that he can't say those things.
I'm saying you're going to pick Brian Winhurst of all people?

Speaker 4 Like,

Speaker 2 I think that'd be the way that you're going to be.

Speaker 4 It ain't no fun when the rabbit got the microphone. No, it's not.

Speaker 2 What are you talking about?

Speaker 2 He's saying something that's completely out of left field and incorrect and presenting it as fact about someone who never does that.

Speaker 4 He never done that to you as my.

Speaker 4 I just think that the world.

Speaker 2 Juju,

Speaker 2 you're doing the same thing Dan does, which is you guys are not having

Speaker 2 a straightforward thing.

Speaker 2 I'm saying that this dude on the record, writing, I read his stuff for a decade before I even knew the dude, on podcasts, on television, on shows with him, on shows when I'm not with him.

Speaker 2 I haven't worked with him for four or five years now. I've seen his work.
He never, ever, ever, ever even insinuates or hints, that's my boy or anything like that. He never, he doesn't talk like that.

Speaker 2 Dude, I'm his friend. I've never heard him say, call me his friend or anything like that.
That's not how that dude talks.

Speaker 2 juju it would be like if someone said juju always picking up food out the garbage and eating imagine if lebron james said that the most the most famous person in that sport said that about you i would do the same thing i say yo you could say juju jokes too much you could say juju this or whatever you're not gonna say juju eats out the garbage i know this dude this is like the number one thing he doesn't do and that's what i'm getting at It's when you pick something that is so wild off base, so wild off base against someone who does not even do that kind of journalism that you're talking about.

Speaker 2 You say the rabbit got the gun. Why isn't the rabbit shooting on the gun?

Speaker 4 No, no, no, no, no, no. I said nothing about a G-word.

Speaker 2 The rabbit got the microphone, but why isn't the rabbit talking about the people who will actually be doing the offensive stuff? Why are you talking to Brian?

Speaker 4 Like as an example with Dan, wouldn't it, he wouldn't take the L with the cookie situation earlier. It's just like people as a people, as a whole, we just have to be more objective listeners.

Speaker 4 We need to stop hearing rumors and believing them. No matter if it's LeBron, no matter who it is, we have to be more objective.
And we, especially on the lower level, when we have people's numbers.

Speaker 4 Like if you hear something about somebody and you just go with the rumor and you just believe it, you're making Middle Earth worse. Like you're playing a part in the world that's terrible.

Speaker 4 I think we should just all do ourselves a favor and start researching, do our own research. So we just be more objective.

Speaker 4 Because we live in a country where we hear the most ridiculous stuff coming from up top every day. You feel me?

Speaker 4 So I feel like this is some more of that stuff where we as fans, we as listeners we as friends we just have the right to be objective and just and just say you know what i'm not going to just believe everything i hear i'm going to check my resources and check my sources you feel me and if that man say hey this is how i feel I think he's well within his rights to say how he feels.

Speaker 4 You feel me? Nothing personal with David Sampson every single morning at 8 o'clock a.m. I'm so sorry for wasting your time, Bear, brother.

Speaker 2 I don't think it's a waste of time.

Speaker 2 I do think, though, that people that are listening to this feel like they may have been sold a bill of goods because they did not think that this was going to be an area of the world where LeBron would be found in the middle of a germ off.

Speaker 2 But the last question of the germ-off is to David Sampson, and it's the tiebreaker. They are now tied.
The answer to Juju on this one, I know to be it's never happened.

Speaker 2 Has this ever happened to you, David Sampson? Have you ever broken into a veteran's house to take a shit while you're running a marathon and clogged the toilet and left without flushing?

Speaker 2 I think Juju did that too.

Speaker 5 Yes, I have.

Speaker 2 Sampson's the loser. Juju is the winner.
He is the best of all the germaphones.

Speaker 2 Thank you for participating.