Postgame Show: The Germ-Off (feat. JuJu Gotti & David Samson)

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All right, it's time for Thursday Thunder presented by DraftKings. DraftKings, the crown is yours.
Juju. Thursday Thunder is among us yet again.
Last week, of course, two out of three. Same bad story, same bad channel.
But this week, March Madness is on the rise. And I'm going to start with the first leg with my brother the SEC champion

the all-American the girl dad Walter Clayton Jr. for over 15 points tonight it's a big game and he gonna need them the stars gonna have to come out and shine and he's the brightest star they got So lock my brother in right now.

You dig me?

Leg two.

I'm going with my dog, Trayvon Brazil. Calipari and them boys.
You feel me? Another big game. Trayvon will dunk on you right where you stand.
I hope you know that. But ladies, gentlemen, I hope you know Trayvon will dunk on you right where he stands.
But I'm going with his rebounds tonight. Seven rebounds, of course, for my dog tonight.
Amin, I saw you with your hand. What you got for me, bro? Amin is trying to fix my headset because I could barely hear you, Juju.
And I'm also just fixated on your gear. I don't know how you got that.
Everyone is trying to get the gear you're presently wearing. I'm sure they can find the sound of David Sampson saying tetas as awkwardly as David Sampson does it.
Where did you get that gear? I know people who know people. Call my people and then I get in touch with some of my other people and we can talk after lunch.

You feel me? But,

third leg on this Thursday Thunder.

I'm going tomorrow. Tomorrow we're going to have our

feet kicked up by this time.

Tomorrow we're going to go with Trey

Kaufman-Ren.

You feel me? For over seven

rebounds for them Perduski

Boilermakers. You got

to know it's a big game. He gonna

need seven boards, and he's gonna get

them. You feel me?

You're very confident, Juju.

Oh, yes.

I'm confident in that, but guess what?

This week, there's more.

I'm going, you know I love

my ladies. I got nothing but ladies jerseys

around me. We're going to the ladies tournament

as well. Tomorrow, UCLA versus Ole Miss.
I'm taking the points. What they got? 8.5 points? Scooby Snacks.
They're going to drag Ole Miss by 8.5 points. Lock it in.
Second leg. Second leg, I see my sister Jessica Smatana.
And you also know who else I see? Hannah Hidalgo and them girls. They're going to also cover against TCU.
Salute to the Horned Frogs. Salute to Haley Van Lith.
Powerful story this week. But tomorrow it's over with.
You feel me? Notre Dame is going to sl them and drag them over 6.5 points.

You feel me?

At the end of that game, for sure.

Last leg, I'm traveling to Storrs, Connecticut.

I'm traveling to see my big brother, Gino.

I'm traveling to see all the stars, and he got a line on that team. And so you got to know, UConn girls, minus 14.5 points.

Lock it in.

Six legs this week.

Choose three. Mismatch some of the three, because you know one or two might be stragglish.
You dig it. I am surprised by the level of confidence you are showing.
David Sampson seems delighted here. We are finally at our germ off, our germaphobe off.
I don't know exactly how to do this because we haven't done it before. I'm going to need honesty from the two participants.
So in order to keep this authentic, what I'm going to ask both of you to do is give me a number from one to 10, 10 being the worst of how you feel about what I present to you. And you tell me honestly, how you feel about the scenarios I have here so that your objective is to just be honest, not win the contest.
Because Juju says, David, that he's more of a germaphobe than you are. So let's begin with Juju and let's begin with using an airplane bathroom.
One to ten, Juju, on your disgust of using an airplane bathroom. First of all, listen to nothing personal with david samson right now as soon as you stop hearing this go to the youtube and click my brother's doing fantastic work nothing personal with david samson is available new episode every single damn day check out my brother i would never touch the handle on a bathroom door on the airplane.
I'm disgusted. 10 is most disgusted.
I'm disgusted. 11.

David, where are you on this? What's the handle on a bathroom door on the airplane? I'm disgusted. 10 is most disgusted.

I'm disgusted.

11.

David, where are you on this?

You got to leave some room, Juju. And I appreciate absolutely the promotion of nothing personal.

Airplane bathrooms are FEU for emergency use only.

But I only have them at about a 7.5. Wow.
Number one or number two? Oh, any of them. Of course, number two would be a 7.75.
And that in my life of travel, and I can keep count, it's not even on one hand, including trips to Asia and Australia, that I've actually done that. And it was always based on sickness.
Juju, how many times have you used an airplane bathroom? I've never been on the inside of an airplane bathroom before in my entire life. I just can't fathom that.
I always go in the airport. Like I used a TT.
I go TT in the number one in the airport before I get on every plane ride. David, were you the one that told us that you used the bathroom on the airplane of the president of the Mets or something, like you did number two? No, I did not.
That was Randy Levine. I was just on the plane.
He could smell it. That was Yankee president Randy Levine.
Please put his photo up the way we did last time to embarrass Randy Levine for stinking up a bathroom airplane.

He denied it, didn't he? I don't know whether he denied it. Did he deny it? I don't remember.
Did he deny it, David? Do you remember? It doesn't matter. There is no denying facts.
It doesn't mean he's a bad guy. It means he had a bad taco.
It's not the end of the world. It was just hard to ever it's the only thing about losing uh smell and taste that actually is redeeming hey nothing personal every single day 8 a.m with david sampson and matthew coca lock it in now uh roy how does david sampson say the word on juju's shirt tatas water parks davson.
Water parks. How do you feel about water parks? That is a 6.9.
Nice. How about you, Juju? I'll go into the water park, but I'm not touching a towel.
I'll bring my own towel to sit around on every bench I'll sit by. And I don't even, I'm the water because kids go pp and tt in those pools all day long no thank you so i think it's important to add juju that uh when i had little children i had to go to water parks with them in my efforts to be a fake good father and i would attempt and would go in the water park but since my youngest scott bar misphod i can tell you i've never been to a water park and i will never go again and i've alerted my children should they have children that i'm not the grandfather to take them to said water park so i'm done with them forever all right but nice can you give me a number of times you've been in the water at a water park david at least a dozen remember i had three kids and and so at least a dozen how about you juju have you ever been in the water at a water park i have not but that may be um the i can't swim side but we're not going to go with stereotypes so i'm just going to say no all right i don't know if this applies to this question as well but taking a bath at a hotel taking a bath at a hotel can you clarify bath do we talk about like a bath yes not a shower a bath man that's the most disgusting thing in the world do you want scabies do you want the hepatitis b vaccine i'm no thank you that's that's up there again 10 10 in my book david i am tied with you juju that is a hard never and i have been as you in hundreds of hotels thousands of nights and i am at zero and will die at zero i'm learning that i might be a germaphobe because i'm like i'm'm with them on all this.
Okay, picking your nose, Juju. Oh, man.
I got to wash my hands 100% of the time first, but I'll go get a tissue and roll it together and then get up there. I won't actually touch my nose or my finger.
Twist it up into like a spike and then you just start digging around like a stalactite, right? David? Yep. It depends on the length of my fingernail.
If there's any risk of a bleeder, I won't put the finger up there. But if there is not and I'm in private and I've got something that needs to get taken care of, I will do it.
But of course, it requires obviously sanitizer both pre and post. Juju, number of times in your life you have taken a sip from anyone else's water bottle.
I already know the answer to this one. Zero ever in my entire life.
My girlfriend be mad at me behind that. Like, I love you, baby, but I don't know what you've been sipping on earlier.
I take my own straws with me every single where I go. Wrap straws, by the way.
I don't trust people. No, never.
Ten. David? So for me, during marathons, during some athletic endurance events, and on Survivor on the island, I had to do that.
That's what it takes. It's either to be on Survivor or to be in the middle of some crazy event where I would have no choice but to do it.
Other than choosing death, I would not prefer to do that, but I would not die to not do it. Juju, allowing another person to feed you a bite of their food from their fork.
Never, never in the history of Julian. I don't care.
I don't care if it's my child or my lover that is a hard never hard getting and i take plastic silverware with me every restaurant i go to i ask for to go silverware even when we're sitting down to eat because i don't want the water spots and getting in bed after a long day without taking a shower. David Sampson.
Never. Never done it? Nope.
Juju? I am never. I second that emotion.
Not one time. I don't even sit on my couch without taking off my outside pants.
Me too. Juju.
So, Juju. This is so good.
I keep inside pants and outside pants. And when I get home, my outside pants come off and my inside pants come on.
My inside pants do not see the light of day ever. David, I'm going to tell you right now.
I was going to say to Juju before you answered, well, this is a two Americas thing. Because I feel like most black people, we got the clothes don't don't sit on the couch or on the bed which outside clothes is something we've all heard and then david comes in and says he's got outside clothes too i'm impressed yep me too i'm impressed thoroughly nothing personal every day every day eight o'clock a.m you feel me matthew coca i see you's computer, Juju.
Oh, man. That scenario actually just hasn't never come up in my life.
But now the more I think about it, people are gross. People dig boogers and keep going.
I saw you and Matthew Kugler in the kitchen just not too long ago. I wouldn't do that.
So I put it on like a six out of the Richter scale. You saw me and Matthew Coogler doing what in the.

Touching each other's keyboards, apparently.

Valerie, no.

What did you see us doing in the other room?

David, how do you feel about this?

That's about a three because I have sanitizer with me at all times.

So I'll do a post sanitize if I have to do that.

But that one is only a three for me. objections juju to the outdoor shower oh yeah that goes back to my second answer the kid can't swim so I'm never really in lakes or ponds or beach water to even require that shower so I just never done it before David yeah I have no problem with the outdoor shower you do it to get the sand off your feet because I don't want one grain of sand in my car or in my house.
So I'll use that to get rid of any sort of dirt, sand, or anything just to get me to the shower in order to get my inside clothes back on. So I would have that as a one or even a zero.
I have for you here one that I think is the best one I'm asking you. But from among those that I've asked you about, which is the most disgusting one for you, David, of all the ones that I have asked, which is the one that repulses you the most? The airplane bathroom.
It is absolutely disgusting. I find it to be hard to fathom when I have to use the bathroom.
And I have a whole system. I've got wipes and I've got tissues and I've got paper towels.
I don't actually touch anything inside the bathroom, including the handle on the outside of the bathroom, right outside the cockpit. It's a whole thing that I do.
And I really try not to do it, even to go pee pee. Juju.
The bathtub was pretty high on that list, like Sitting down in that bathtub, especially after watching the movie Salt Burn, I just don't want a bathtub anymore at all. So, yes, bathtubs are gross.
So, Juju, I would only add that it's not just bathtubs in hotels. My hotel situation is I have towels, and I put towels down everywhere in the room because I don't want to sit anywhere where there is a couch.

Because believe me, the blue light gets to the couch faster than the bathtub.

So I don't touch remotes.

I don't use TVs inside hotel rooms at all, ever.

So hotel rooms are a problem for me.

And that's not ideal. Samson.
bowling shoes. When I was a kid in Wisconsin, we would bowl a lot.
When I was in college, I was on a bowling team and I would wear bowling shoes, but I would personally do the wiping and the spraying at the bowling alley, not let the guy for two bucks an hour who's smoking a dube do it. I wanted to try to clean it, but I never spent the money to buy my own bowling shoes.
Juju bowling shoes. Have you ever worn bowling shoes? Have you ever? No, I never won bowling shoes, maybe because I'm poor, but I went bowling one time before and I refused to stick my

fingers in the balls because I'm not even playing those games. I rolled a bowling ball like without

the fingers in it. When not to say not to mention, well, it goes without saying I'm a terrible bowler.

I think Juju is more of a germaphobe than David Sampson, but we're going to close it out

with a couple of questions. And I think this is the best one I'm going to ask you.
David Sampson, being involved in an orgy. Oh, wow.
I'm in. Let's not kid ourselves.
If you're giving me that opportunity, listen, I am happy to do a post shower, maybe a pre shower, whatever it takes.

But that's.

I'm going to use this opportunity to respond to something earlier on the show because I love you, baby. I'm not going to answer this question.
My girlfriend listens to this show. I would never be in an orgy, not even with the hottest of women.
But I mean, they'll have some. You feel me? On the LeBron side of things.
Wait, wait, wait, wait. Before we move off of this, I just want to do one quick impression.
This is David Sampson being invited to an orgy. Where do I sign up? Got my Purell right here.
Let's go. What were you saying, Juju? With a LeBron conversation.
I think it's just, I think we're taking it a little too serious. I think it ain't no fun when the rabbit got the microphone.
Imagine how many times LeBron been walking through the kitchen in the house he just look up on the tv and somebody's saying something ridiculous about it he like okay what in the world and then more than that imagine he in the kitchen in savannah coming up here like uh lebron i thought you say you flew to akron uh yesterday these folks got you in miami discussing a return to miami what You know I just put a bid in on the house in San Domingo or wherever the hell, San Fernando. He got to deal with that.
Now he got to expose. She calling people in Akron.
Did you see LeBron? Now he got to just, okay, baby. Dang, I was in Vegas shooting craps.
I'm sorry. We was headed to Denver.
I didn't want to let you know, but now he got to get exposed to that. And them folks be commenting on how much money he spent on his body.
Come on. Savannah, see that on TV? So you can spend a million dollars on your body, but you can't open a youth center I've been telling you about for my auntie.
And now LeBron, win horse youth. Here, go here.
Got to re-diversify the whole funds. But this is my thing.
Number one, the offenders of that variety typically aren't Brian Windhurst. Number two, and he brought up an example of something that Brian Windhurst was incorrect on.
He should have been like, man, Brian doesn't know what he's talking about. Man, Brian's always incorrect.
I don't know who Brian talks to, but it's a, Brian pretends like he's my friend. That's just a wild ass thing.
Like he says, it's weird. I said, no, that's weird.
That's weird that you would say that because, again, this isn't a dude who's ever presented that way ever. And I'm not talking about on air.
I'm not even behind the scenes he's never presented like that. So that was the thing for me.
If he had just said Brian Winters doesn't know what he's talking about, I'd be like, cool, man, like whatever. That to me is totally, totally fair to say because at that point, it's a matter of opinion as opposed to making a

declarative statement that is factually incorrect.

I mean,

I still think it's

we don't know what that man be seeing.

We see why. We see Brian Weahorse at the

finals when we see him. We don't know what the

inner work is.

I know what Brian be saying.

That's my point. But what I'm saying,

we look, brother, you have screamed at everybody on the show today. We get it, how you feel about it.
But what I'm telling you is, like, for example, early in the show, you said that Cam McCormick's body was a little gelatinous. Dare I say, if Metal Art Media interview Cam McCormick next week, he can give his true feelings and he has to afford within his rights to say exactly how he feels about Akbar Domingo or whoever the hell.
First of all, domestique. Domestique.
We can't be mad at him. You made him Dominican, Juju.
Yeah, he's not Domingo. Everything that's on this show is Dominican, but not here nor there.
But Juju, what I would say is two things. Number one, I haven't covered Cam McCormick since he was 15 years old, right? And he's now 40.
I haven't done that. Number two, I'm not a football journalist.
I'm just a guy. My point isn't that he can't say those things.
I'm saying you're going to pick Brian Winhurst of all people? Yes, I think. Ain't no fun when the rabbit got the microphone, bro.
What are you talking about? He's saying something that's completely out of left field and incorrect and presenting it as fact about someone who never does that. That's my point.
He never done that to you is my thing. I just think that in the world.
Juju, you're doing the same thing Dan does, which is you guys are not having a straightforward thing. I'm saying that this dude, on the record, writing.
I read his stuff for a decade before I even knew the dude. On podcasts, on television, on shows with him, on shows when I'm not with him.
I haven't worked with him for four or five years now. I've seen his work.
He never, ever, ever, ever even insinuates or hints,

that's my boy or anything like that.

He doesn't talk like that.

Dude, I'm his friend.

I've never heard him call me his friend or anything like that.

That's not how that dude talks.

It would be like if someone said,

Juju always picking up food out the garbage and eating.

Imagine if LeBron James said that.

The most famous person in that sport said that about you. I would do the same thing.
I'd say, yo, you can say Juju jokes too much. You can say Juju this or whatever.
You're not going to say Juju eats out the garbage. I know this dude.
This is like the number one thing he doesn't do. And that's what I'm getting at.
It's when you pick something that is so so wild off base so wild off base against someone who does not even do that kind of journalism that you're talking about you say the rabbit got the gun why isn't the rabbit shooting off no i don't know no no no no i said nothing about the g word rabbit got the microphone why isn't the rabbit talking about the people who will actually be doing the offensive stuff why are you talking about client like as an example Dan, when he wouldn't take the L with the cookie situation earlier, it's just like people as a people, as a whole, we just have to be more objective listeners. We need to stop hearing rumors and believe in them.
No matter if it's LeBron, no matter who it is, we have to be more objective. And especially on the lower level, when we have people's numbers, like if you hear something about somebody and you just go with the rumor And you just believe it, you're making Middle earth worse, like you're playing A part in the world that's terrible I think we should just all do ourselves a favor And start researching, do our own research So we just be more objective Because we live in a country where we hear the most Ridiculous stuff coming from up top every day You feel me? So I feel like This is some more of that stuff where we as fans, we as listeners, we as friends, we just have the right to be objective and just, and just say, you know what? I'm not going to just believe everything I hear.
I'm going to check my resources and check my sources. You feel me? And if that man say, Hey, this is how I feel.
I think he's well within his rights to say how he feels. You feel me? Nothing personal with David Samson every single morning morning at eight o'clock a.m.
I'm so sorry for wasting your time there, bro. I don't think it's a waste of time.
I do think, though, that people that are listening to this feel like they may have been sold a bill of goods because they did not think that this was going to be an area of the world where LeBron would be found in a middle of a germ off. But the last question of the germ off is to David Sampson and it's the tie breaker.
They are now tied. The answer to Juju on this one, I know to be it's never happened.
Has this ever happened to you, David Sampson? Have you ever broken into a veteran's house to take a shit while you're running a marathon and clog the toilet and left without flushing. I think Juju

did that too.

Yes, I have. Samson's the loser.

Juju is the winner.

He is the best of all

the germaphobes.

Thank you for participating.