Two Worlds Collide
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From the look of Seth's, from the look of his, this is not where he normally is.
He's suddenly in kind of a dark, sad cave.
And I'd love not to talk about where I am.
Just trying to keep it on the down low right now, where I am, where I'm going to be.
You know, that's not important.
It's not really important where we are.
It's not really important where we are, what we're doing.
Do you have a drink, Seth?
It looks like you'd have a drink.
I might have a drink, but I want to also welcome everybody to the Lonely Island Seth Myers podcast.
And we have a special guest with us.
Hi, Keenan.
Hi, everybody.
Keenan Thompson.
I need a cowbell.
I need the big boy in the morning cowbell right now.
So bad.
Well, Keith, I'm doing it.
I'm shaking my vest.
Oh, yeah, get in there.
Nice.
Oh, that's the highest honor.
I always say
when you're about to do a podcast, put on your loudest vest.
One of the Quaid Army made this for me.
Quaid Army made a Quaid Army vest for Yorma that he's currently wearing in a hospital bed.
Oh my God.
Can you tilt your camera down?
Okay.
All right, fine, fine.
There we go.
Yeah, Quaid Army.
It says Quaid Army.
Oh, my gosh.
Yeah.
They wanted me to wear it on the podcast, I think, because it was...
It's a loud vest.
Yeah.
It's got a bunch of trash bags attached to it as well, which I thought was funny.
Oh, because your other vest.
Yeah, you're referencing my other vest.
And there's no anthrax on it.
Oh, definitely not.
I feel great.
Keenan, there'd be too much to stop and explain it to you.
It's just nonsense.
Yeah, you got to listen from the beginning, bro.
But I will say, and Keenan, I'm very cognizant of how busy you are, and I want to make sure we don't waste your time, but I want to say one vest-related thing.
So, first of all, Jor bought a vest.
Everybody said it was ugly, and then we shamed him for his vest.
And then also recently, Keenan, hopefully you're up to speed, Jorm fell off a ladder.
One of our listeners wrote in and basically had a theory, and their theory was, Had Joram been wearing his vest, do you think it was possible that when he fell off the ladder, it would have served as a parachute?
And
do you now all feel a little bit responsible because you shamed him into not wearing a vest that could have saved his pelvis?
I could sue you guys for peer pressuring me out of my parachute vest.
Oh, man.
Because
it did look like it could parachute that last vest.
I agree.
Fully agree.
Number one, I am not caught up yet because you guys have a fucking archive going.
So
way back.
I think I'm on like Laser Cats 1, honestly.
Honestly, that's pretty good.
That's pretty good.
I'm catching up, but I have a ways to go.
And Jorm, I'm sorry, man.
What did you break your pelvis?
What happened?
Pelvis, sacrum, pelvis was detached from spine.
I messed that up.
I'm sorry, that's for corrections.
It was not my sacrum.
It was my pelvis that was detached from my spine.
Gotcha.
He's giving it to you very casually because he's on a lot of drugs and he's in the hospital, but it was horrific.
Oh, man, I'm so sorry.
Yeah, I'm no, I'm, I'm genuinely, I think, lucky to be live.
And my PT guy, just uh, my guy, Michael, just confirmed that for me because he was like, oh, yeah, yeah, you got real lucky.
You should be paralyzed.
Oh, man.
You're not.
So, yeah, I'm good.
He did,
I, you know, I do want to make sure we
inform you that he was on the ladder trying to save kids from a fire.
No way.
He was hanging lights.
Yeah, no doubt.
First of all, the lights that I was hanging, Keenan, are super charming.
I will see you.
Beautiful fairy lights, Gorn.
Then you can decide whether it was worth it or not.
Okay, Jorm's basically the manic pixie girl of his own life.
By the way, when he hit the ground, his pelvis went, Oh, Lord, have mercy.
Oh, I'm a pelvis.
I'm never gonna rock again.
Hey, Andy Sandberg, you're here auditioning for Elvis's pelvis?
Oh, yeah, I want to fall off the ladder.
Hey, let her over there.
I don't know, a three, a two, a one, drink, king.
Oh, Lord of Marcy.
I've been reading for the role of Yorma's P.
Elvis.
I don't know what this bit is.
Yeah, what's the P stand for?
I don't know, a keyboard
old friend.
Little known fact, Elvis's pelvis was very famous.
And one time he went on the Ed Sullivan show and was thrusting it back and forth.
And do you know they framed the shot above his waist so that at home you wouldn't see the thrusts?
I like the history, Liza.
Yeah.
Hey, Keenan.
Andy has a bit.
His bit is when you audition for a rock and roll bio pick and you come in and you have to do
sing like somebody.
And then the bit is a little, a few lines into the song, you realize you're not going to get the part and you just apologize and leave.
So who do you want to do, Kenan?
Who's somebody you can sing a couple lines for?
Because I'm going to make you do the bit.
I'm going to name people you've done on the show.
Do you want to do Barry White?
Do you want to do BB King?
Uh, do you want to do Bob Dylan or one that's already been made?
Like, it could be like Keenan Thompson reading for Ray.
Yeah, do you want to ever do that?
Oh, that's pretty funny.
Okay, so, but again, once you just once you start singing, you immediately realize it's definitely going to be Jamie Foxx.
Yeah, no doubt.
Hey, welcome.
It's great to see you, Keenan.
We're huge fans.
Thank you, man.
Yeah, just to remind everybody, Keenan Thompson, and I'm here reading for the part of Ray Charles.
All right, we're very excited.
Whenever you're ready, Kenan, she take my.
You know what?
I think I actually.
really
up.
I'm just going to go.
Yeah.
That was perfect.
This speaks to a thing that anyone who's ever worked with Keenan would say.
No one needed less direction than Keenan.
Like before a table read.
Like there were certain actors in our and Golden era who it was worth it to really go through it with them line by line because they had a real precision and they wanted to know exactly what you wanted.
You go up to Keenan like two seconds seconds before the sky started, you'd be like, Oh, by the way, I forgot you're playing this, this, and you talk like this.
And he's like, Yeah, all right, yeah, sure.
Just then would nail it.
Yeah, I saw it.
Never gonna drop the ball when it's passed to you.
He's having a good time.
All right, Two Worlds Collide is maybe my favorite digital short.
Oh, gosh.
I would have been perfectly happy of this one at all.
It's so dense and so wonderful.
And I don't know where to begin, but I guess maybe I'll just, since we have you, Keenan, how do you remember it was brought to you the first time?
Well, I mean, Andy came and was like, Hey, we want to like redo that thing you tried last week because I had tried the Reba thing as just like a straight-up sketch, like a commercial parody, because I saw her do like the American Eagle ad or something to try to protect American bald eagles.
And I just was recreating that with a Reba.
Oh my god, when you sorry to interrupt, you said American Eagle.
I thought you were talking about the jeans.
Yeah,
and I was like, Oh my god, Reba has good jeans.
Oh, that's some good clickbait.
And yeah, that was kind of how it went because that didn't make sense at all because I didn't explain why I was pretending to be Reba.
That's why we loved it.
It was so fucking good, though.
So that was your idea.
And then you wrote that with Spivey, if I recall correctly, right?
Yeah, I think so.
Now, we asked Spivey for a voice note.
And just real quick, again, this was Keenan was playing Reba with no commentary.
Right.
Like, there was never a reason why it was Keenan playing Reba in the sketch before this week.
And so here's Spivey, I think, explaining a little bit of it.
Keenan, we'll cut it if it's, if she's being weird.
She did say you've had a falling out and she wants to air out those grievances.
Hi, guys.
This is Spivey.
How's everybody doing?
Everybody good?
Yeah, we're good.
Thanks.
Thanks, Eddie.
Let's see, Reba.
I remember sitting with Keenan
and we were just goofing around, and he was doing his impression of Reba McIntyre, which was basically just him going, I'm Reba,
and then making this like persnickety, yes, sad kind of face.
And I was dying.
We were both dying, laughing.
And I said, what if we wrote a sketch where you played Reba McIntyre just in like a red wig, and all you basically say is, I'm Reba!
And then make that face, but it's a commercial set so it's you playing Reba and Reba's doing a commercial for Fiddle Fattle which is that butter toffee popcorn treat called Fiddle Faddle so perfect thing for her to say she that was it right and she does the whole commercial Reba and just keeps saying I'm Reba but nobody on set acknowledges the fact that Reba is a handsome young black man in a red wig, like everyone's just oblivious to it.
I think that was the original joke, and it did go to the table, but it didn't make it in, but it did okay.
And then Yorma came, I think it was Yorma that came up to me later in the week and was like, Oh my god, that Reba thing.
And I was like, Yeah, we had fun writing that.
And then he was like, Would you care if we did it, made it a digital short?
And I was like, Are you kidding me?
I'd be friggin thrilled, you little stud.
Anyway,
yeah, so that's the story.
Kiki probably has more, maybe he remembers better than I do, but that's how I remember it.
Sweet genius Keenan.
All right.
Love you guys.
Ah, man.
Do I love hearing her voice?
I like her assuming that I would remember anything.
Yeah.
I was just, I've been saying lately, like, we have such awesome, like, big sisters in the game.
Oh, yeah.
Like, our big sisters are heavy fucking hitters, man.
Like, yeah, my God, that is true beyond words.
Yes.
but yeah i remember i i thought we did like a full dress rehearsal that tanked or something like that but maybe i'm remembering it to what we shot i think that happened i i just know that we were obsessed with it i agree andy i think we blocked it yeah i remember having a shot i also like based on what the sketch was that you guys saw keen in his Reba and the failure to acknowledge that it was strange casting as the nut of what was going to be great in the digital short.
I think we debated whether or not to ever explain it, even in within the song.
Yeah, like whether it needed any explanation.
Because it was our favorite part was that it was not explained, and then we do end up explaining it.
Yes, but once we started diving into the writing of it, the idea of doing basically a Rashaman
in song form was making us laugh so hard.
It's again one of those digital shorts that moves so quickly.
Like 40 seconds in, so many things have happened, and you kind of can't, you kind of can't believe.
What are the famous, I'm not going to remember them off the top of my head, but I feel like it was a genre that they don't do that often anymore.
Like, it's not Ja Rul and Ashanti necessarily, it's more when it's people from different genres of music collabing and there's a
feeling of, you know, it's not necessarily the Jay-Z Lincoln Park stuff, but the feeling of like, here it is, everybody.
The two, you know, it's Aerosmith and
Rendy MC a little bit of the two worlds colliding.
You've been waiting for this.
Like, you didn't think it was possible that these two Titans, you know, Bono and
that these two icons together in a Bonnie and Clyde situation are creating music that's just going to blow up not just the rock charts, but the, you know, all the different pop charts and
public enemy anthrax.
That was one, right?
Well, there's the whole Judgment Night soundtrack.
Oh, yes.
Those are all collabos.
That's a little different than what Keith's describing, but it does
bear mentioning.
But then the great thing about it as well is Andy introduces this idea, and Keenan's playing Reba, and Andy's playing Andy.
So it's also really funny that immediately, like, the first premise is that Andy's a Titan.
Yeah,
comedy premise.
But you're playing it with that action.
Already was making us laugh so hard to be like, what if we were acting like top of the world?
And of course, Reba in quotes would agree with all that.
Because they're both acting like, this is what you've been waiting for.
It's the last thing anyone's been waiting for.
Comedy Prince, why not?
I don't know who the fuck this dude is.
And you're so sure that it's what we've been waiting for that you can't, you literally can't wait to tell us the news.
Yeah, that's what I mean.
And that's where we started for a while, like before we really got deep into the song and realized maybe there were some turns to be had.
But we were building just off those first few lines, I feel like.
I also, again, every time I revisit one of these, and again, I've seen them a hundred times.
I'm still in my head, like, I bet it's probably like 20 seconds in where you see Reba and it might be like three oh yeah well we got it we're gonna do a rewatch keen a lot of times on the ones we haven't seen we then collectively watch it together so we can discuss
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Should we just should you just start us off, Keith, with the rewatch?
Yeah, I can do that.
But what else?
Is there anything else we need to know before we
start for the setup?
No, it's pretty loose bones, man.
But
it's loose bones as an idea, but then it's like the tightest writing because it is a real story.
Yeah, no, it really started to get like built on it.
Yeah.
Stream of consciousness meets narrative arc.
Yeah.
I want to know where this one got on the top 64.
It definitely made the final 16.
That's pretty big.
Oh,
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Two of the world's greatest, America sweetheart.
I know this isn't the point, but what is this outfit in me?
My hair
sucks.
Yeah,
your hair definitely sucks.
I actually remember being like, uh-oh, on the set.
Like, what happened?
Why do I look like I'm like...
Like, why is the top of your hair shorter than the sides?
I feel like you guys always agree about Andy's hair.
I feel like Andy, like, he was always very good at being like, no, he's not going to like that.
Yeah, but I don't know what happened to you.
I mean, it looks like how, like,
the fourth dude in a rock band in the 70s when they first invented music videos.
Yeah, he's like the bassisty guy.
Like, who's that guy doing harmonies in the way back with the hair that's all flat in the middle and fuzzy on the sides?
On the sides.
Yeah, yeah.
Even Frank Stallone.
Ooh.
Yeah.
And then, I mean, I know skinny ties were popular at the moment, but there's something about it coming with this sparkly tuxedo jacket.
And red gloves.
The red gloves are a killer.
Now, the other thing that, especially now that you know what's coming, the amount
just at the beginning, Keenan is in the background, going,
immediately perfect.
We don't know who you're supposed to be yet.
I remember singing it, and you guys were like, Yeah, no, keep it.
It's fine.
And we were, and we were right.
But we had already seen you do it.
Like,
it was a fully formed character.
So good.
Although the character just said fiddle-faddle and
Reba.
She wasn't singing.
Okay.
America's sweetheart, Miss Reba McIntyre.
Yeah, how you doing, Andy?
We're about to take it to the top.
Confirming you are Andy.
You are not a character.
Even though you're dressed insanely,
that's you dress like that.
She's having a great time, too.
She's into it already.
Also, there's a real like while we were joking about like the auditioning for elvis or auditioning for ray charles and knowing you're not going to get it other than who you are and how you look it's a fantastic reba like you're dancing exactly the way riba would dance if she was in a hip-hop video no it's like it's like reba having fun
it's i that's the thing about watching it is i because eventually we're going to get to a turn i kind of am with andy through the first half of the song where i also believe it's riba it's just so crazy.
So you're just like, all right, let's go with it.
I got it.
How many seconds into it are we?
17.
17 seconds right now, but we're deep into it.
I mean, Reba came in around 10 seconds.
Also, there's five seconds of digital short.
So
we're 12 seconds in.
What is this on your person right here?
Can you see what my mouse is looking at?
I feel like it's a brooch of some sort.
Yeah, it's very low.
Yeah.
A low brooch.
Classic Reba low brooch.
Buckle, maybe?
Oh, it's oh, it's hanging off of a belt.
Yeah.
Yeah, I think it's it's like a chunky buckle.
Hit him, Reba.
Haters in my face trying to keep me down, but you know, we keep on shining.
You take the first verse.
This is catching me off guard right away.
Andy's just setting you up and being like, all right, take it.
And she's right away in just classic Reba language talking about haters in her face.
You're basically getting a laugh just off the beat dropping, just that it's it's going to happen.
Yeah, and we're in, all right, we're in some sort of a barn having a hotel.
Hey, Bales.
All right, so you know she's country.
So we go from Andy's world, which is pop,
right to Reba's world for her, for her verse.
Okay, so it's still a verse of the
two crazy big stars from opposite worlds.
The deepest voiced Reba anybody has ever done.
Yep.
But everything so far is this is what, this is how these songs would go.
Look at these cowboys and cowgirls you have and you're wearing your little crown.
Queen of country.
Yeah, oh, oh, yeah.
They're worshiping her at her country throne.
She's the queen of countries, a comedy prince.
Making something out of nothing.
He's just elated.
It's when we're starting to build up our hatred of Andy.
We're like, yeah,
it would be great to see what happens to this guy.
He's a comedy prince.
Making something out of nothing.
I mean, that's kind of what's happening.
I think this freeze frame, this is covering the look Spivey was talking about.
Yeah, that's that's Fiddle Fettle Face right there.
I really, I'm just saying there's they're making the Reba movie and the casting.
There's one person in the casting room who's like, I know we're not going to do it.
Oh my God.
Keenan was the best one.
Yeah, captured her spirit and her essence, which is more what it's about than just superficial things.
Goes right past Andy like he just is the branded response.
He doesn't think anyone's going to judge it.
No one's going to judge that.
35 seconds in.
And also, as usual, so we've established you guys have just met.
And yet we're also,
this is the huge.
Yeah.
That's the baseline for me and Reebs.
The blowing past it with a no doubt is
with a proud no doubt as if he just said like we end up flexing on everybody no doubt that basically is saying you didn't hear what you just thought you heard
It's got the Reba logo
on the door so we're really we're we're at CBS we're at for ourselves
Pumping on Chiba.
What?
Andy walks in.
Keenan looks over, Smoke of Weed, and just gives this look of just like, oh, oh,
I got a fish on the line.
Yeah.
Andy, you're wearing a Reba shirt.
Clearly a big fan.
Right.
Which I am.
Yep.
The Reba logo from the sitcoms on the wall.
We got Reba's feather boa hanging over here.
We know where we are.
Believable Reba dresses on the rack.
A lot of sequence.
Attention to Diets.
So far, she's still Reba.
What do we have here?
Is that Reba?
Oh, well, hello there.
Are you open?
First line says, prove it.
Said I was a fan.
She said, Prove it.
Dropped her denim skirt.
And Seth hoped to it.
Kids banging on the door.
Oh no, it's all children who want your autograph.
It escalates so fast.
Oh, I just love how you never change tones, Andy.
You're just like, yo, man, that happened, and then this happened.
It's the retelling.
It's all bratty.
Also, I like that Reba is the one who always heightens how dirty it is.
Like, you say you made love, and Reba wants to make sure it's more like
we fucked.
Oh, my God.
Hop to it.
Bunch of kids who are trying to get Reba's autograph, but they're not answering the door for a a lot of obvious reasons.
Dropping skirt said,
you ain't hanging out of your mouth.
Oh, my God.
What the hell?
Yeah, not okay on so Reva.
I mean, now I'm even more confused.
Are you, Reva?
Reba can't say any of this stuff.
stuff.
It starts to spiral so apart.
And Andy's been so respectful about Reba, and now her pussy's the bum.
Yeah, well, facts is facts.
And then,
yeah, that Reba wants to really hammer that home and echo.
I think I was always really proud when we got lines like that onto SNL of saying, like, your pussy's the bum.
That's not like a usual thing you hear on SNL.
No, that shouldn't be on
the national broadcasting now.
No.
That kicked down a lot of current doors.
Snuck in and I'm Reba.
Yeah.
What was this little cutaway?
Just being dragged into a bathroom stall to do some.
Yeah, it was just like how many times they make love.
Yeah.
Yeah, they can't keep their hands off each other.
But then it's weird.
Now, I've said that Reba keeps making it dirtier, but then you say you're my undercover, what is it?
Freak.
Freak.
You're my undercover freak.
And then Reba says, and you're my best friend.
Yeah,
she's sweeter now.
Yeah, man.
It's continually pulling the rug out on you.
So confusing.
Also, Reba used to strip, I guess.
And you're my best friend, but our families don't approve.
That's right,'cause I'm a city boy and I'm a country girl, and I'll never leave your sweet balls blue.
So it takes a little side to be like a
country mouse and city mouse.
Exactly.
Just making it really wholesome.
Also, it is really fun that you guys have referenced back to a sketch nobody saw and just had Keenan say, I'm Reba
in the middle of the scene.
You had to get it in there.
You knew it was her catchphrase.
That's the catchphrase.
When you hear a good catchphrase, you know it.
And her show is called Reba.
Oh, but I love that.
That was like a whole other show.
It's funny when I see the title of it, I just read Reba.
Yeah.
You're wrong.
Explanation point.
You're reading it wrong.
You're just flat out mispronouncing it.
The fact that this took a two-line just journey into a lifetime movie entire plot about
City Boy.
Like they have a fantasy version of themselves that they are letting us know we're sharing.
And their families don't approve.
So now it's like a real oh my god.
Are they gonna end up together?
Yeah, they're star-crossed lovers.
It's as old as Romeo and Juliet.
You definitely think that that's the story that you're gonna be following now.
Yeah.
Your sweet ball's blue.
Because a girl like Reba's got just what I need with big broad shoulders and a red-ass weed.
And a penis.
I don't know if I've ever seen Lauren laugh more at something we made in our entire time there.
Not really.
Than that moment at dress rehearsal when he, because he didn't know what we were doing all week, of course.
I'm sure he gets whispers of like, oh, they're doing something keen in with the Reba, but has not seen anything.
He's watching Cold, like usual.
And that line, it just killed as hard as I've seen anything kill with Lauren.
Yeah.
is that the first time we admit that we're actually breaking it?
That we know that I'm dude, kind of thing.
Yeah, that is the first moment.
Yeah, that's definitely the moment.
Halfway through.
And then we slowly fill in the rest of the information.
You've recently said your pussy's the bomb.
Right.
Right.
Well, it's yeah, you're kind of
you know, changing course on that.
It's an incredible feat of writing that the turn was admitting the thing we all knew from the beginning.
Like you actually, you built a willing suspension of disbelief and then had the main character be like, come on.
No, it's the first thing.
No, it's the first thing.
Oh, it's so nice that it's in a side as well.
Like, maybe Andy didn't hear that.
Well, Andy doesn't hear anything.
No, nothing changes Andy's at all.
By the way, the character Andy.
Right.
With the one with flat hair on the top and big goofy hair on the side.
Oh, my God.
I got a sense that everyone will just think it's me because he calls me Andy at the beginning and I I work at SNL.
The Frank Stallone type.
Never considered myself a prince of cabrio.
My friends think I should dump her.
They say she's the man who found a wig and a dumpster.
Your friends are smart.
Nah, Reeves, they're just jealous.
Cause I'm dating the star instead of hanging with the fellas.
Hanging like my nuts.
But the swing is.
I remember being so happy about this, the progression of all of those last lines.
All of them.
Hang in like my nuts.
That's a second reveal.
It's another reveal that he has nuts, I guess.
We knew about the penis now, but
he cut the nuts.
And then, well, because now it seems like...
Your dance move with it is all time.
It's unbelievable.
I feel like right now, Kenan's character is really trying to tell Andy, and he's just realized Andy's not going to listen.
Nope.
Your friends are smart.
Your friends are smart is maybe the line I think resonates the most with me.
And Andy's still going to deny it.
Oh, God.
It's just so funny if you like said to a girl, like, none of my friends think you're right for me.
The person says, your friends are smart.
No, Reeves are just jealous.
Yeah, he's still going to deny it.
I just want to point out one little small thing, though, before we move on.
This is that we're watching on the SNL's YouTube post.
SNL Digital Short, Two Worlds Collide, featuring Reba McIntosh.
It's one of my favorite names.
That's so, that is not okay.
Just not featuring Reba Macintosh.
Maybe you could say featuring Reba.
That's really good.
You said word up, too.
You agree.
You're like, yeah, they're just liars.
They're just liars, not taking in any information.
No, you are not agreeing.
You're like, yeah, the opposite of what you said.
Well, I mean, the character Andy in this situation is just so gassed on being with a celeb.
Yeah.
Yeah.
An equally big star.
Equally big star.
But from a different world.
Now there's this real great tone shift where who we have been led to believe is Reba just tells us their story.
Yeah.
That's right.
And I like that it goes back to the day of their birth, which is the other line I think of all the time.
Another great dance.
There's a lot to talk about, so feel free to go back.
But this is the most you've ever looked like a Muppet in your whole life.
You can picture the puppeteer's hand, like doing your head with the floppy Muppet hair on top.
Like,
it's a fucking performance for the ages, kids.
You're strolling to 30 Rock dance.
Oh, my God.
It makes me laugh.
Can I ask Yorma, is ever since I came out my mom's butt a Yorm line?
No,
I don't know where that came from.
I'm still bad at guessing who wrote which line.
It's either Keeve or Yorm.
I think it might have been me, guys.
Yeah, I think it was Keeve.
My mom was butt.
I knew I was destined for greatness.
So now we've switched.
We now are getting the backstory.
This is the Rashibun.
Yeah.
I love this first shot, sitting on a hay bale all alone.
Yeah, it's majestic.
Looking up
at a pool of moonlight i assume above you just
remembering the past
and no i really like that there's no moment where andy feels embarrassed or keenan feels ashamed of what he's done everything here is just like real positive that's right yeah well i mean everyone's getting what they want yeah
Now there is a thing that's another layer of it that's weird, which is I'm playing me.
Then we see Keenan, who is clearly Keenan, but he's playing a crazy man.
I mean, crazy is a loaded word, but you know what I mean.
He's like a guy wandering around digging up wigs out of dumpsters.
Yeah, that's pretty crazy.
Yeah, that's pretty great.
Is this the greatness he was destined for?
He was, he goes straight about my, I knew I was done for greatness.
I looked in a dumpster.
Such a hard turn from greatness to digging in.
Also, he kind of looks around like you're not allowed to take a wig out of a dumpster.
I just can't believe he's found such a treasure.
He's like, somebody's going to miss this.
Did you guys know that this was in here?
Is this okay?
In case there's any confusion, it's your full name, and we're at 30 Rock in front of the NBC sign.
Andy, you're preparing walking up and just like, just so earnestly stupid.
Just like, oh my God, you're Reba McIntyre.
Like,
just like, dumb as opposed.
Wait, let's check out if your hair is Andy here again.
Hold on, I got to get to the shot of you.
You're from the front.
It's still not very Andy, though.
You still were like, pull it all forward in a weird way.
I was dealing with a bad haircut.
It's my one big regret about Reba.
Yeah.
The shorts.
I believe this is your clothes, though, not wardrobe, but maybe it is.
Yeah, I think that is.
I feel like I recognized the yellow shirt.
Those are your clothes.
Those are my clothes.
So this is really you, just to be clear.
Yeah.
But, you know, this is the character keenan was playing's perspective on what happened different from meeting backstage at the riba show yeah right
eye contact is just like real strong right there
i saw ali sandberg and he thought i was reba and i made him suck my dird and
fucking him him reiterating s and l is just like gee so exciting dirty rock s and
An incredible amount of restraint that you guys were, you know, three or four years into your time before you rhymed 30 Rock with Dirty Cock.
Thank you.
Restraint.
You got to build to that kind of thing.
The audience was ready.
You got to earn that.
How do they respond?
Let's listen.
How does the audience respond to that?
Two worlds collide.
We the new body inclide.
Reba.
From haystacks to Mayfax, our love will
There's that one sad, there's that one kind of like really pathetic shot of leading Andy away and it seems like you're like Lenny from of Mice and Men.
Yeah, like you're putting you're putting a hand on his back like take him right here
Taking him behind the barn to put a bullet in his head and do we think the look back is the character Andy realizing that the that's kind of a little stronger than Reba might be
yeah there's something.
Yeah, there's something.
It's not going to stop him, but he's a little like, whoa, that's going to be a little
from what I know of Reba, and I know a lot, as has been established,
that feels like a firm big hand on my back.
Also, Reba, real pushy.
Yeah, like,
you're not the aggressor in this flirtation.
Yeah, we need to go somewhere alone right now.
On the dance move, too, I get whiffed a little bit there.
Yeah, you're a little, you're getting spun.
Yeah, you're like, whoa,
getting yanked back.
So, yeah.
Oh, man.
Wow.
I like hearing that.
That was one of the tops for you, Seth.
I love it so much.
It's perfect.
Everything about it is perfect.
And then maybe my favorite thing about it is that Reba loved it.
Yes, that was thrilling.
Keenan then dressed as Reba and appeared on stage with Reba at the Country Music Awards.
Yep, DMAs.
And I just have always adored that about Reba that she saw that and was like, well, heck, isn't that a good time?
She was like, yes, please.
It is literally the craziest impression, I think, on the planet.
It is such a stretch, such a stretch.
Wait, how was she at the CMA?
He's like, Was that a fun thing?
Great.
Like, she welcomed me, like, she was arm in arm with me.
She was showing me around backstage to like very conservative type people, you know.
They like one of the country singer dudes, I forget his name, but he's like six foot nine or something.
Like, was it print something, something?
um but even he was like oh yeah that's that's pretty funny look at that
you got something too man you got doing something funny
oh my god these pictures of me back to back with her yeah
and these emerald gowns what a what a treat that she was so cool about it and so
great yeah
so cool about it yeah and did you go in and write what you guys did for the presenting or was it something how did it come about i think they just called and were like we want you to just do a presenting this thing with Reba real quick.
And I don't think I did much of the writing necessarily because it was pretty straightforward, what the joke was.
Yes.
I'm sure it was a lot of Reba being like, now hold on there.
I'm Reba.
Yeah, now wait a minute.
Who's really?
You can't tell.
So it wasn't right away because the short, the week we're on on the show, I'm looking here, is November 21st, 2009.
And the CMT Music Awards at the Bridgestone Arena were June 9th, 2010.
So it stuck with her.
She was like, Yeah, I know what I'm gonna do.
We're like seven months later.
Yeah, it echoed
because it was just the craziest thing ever.
I remember Ariana Grande was like, when I first really spent time with her, she was like, I love that Reba sketch.
Bless her heart.
That's amazing.
Thank you guys for those laughs because, man, what a blast from the past that was.
That was a treat to revisit.
Going again about Lauren's laugh afterwards, the love I got from Lauren for the whole thing was, I think, the most of any short we ever did.
Wow.
Like, like at the after party, like coming up, being like, that one.
And even then, and I think the same goes for people like Higgins and stuff.
People that don't give it up that easily were giving it up in a way that they did not give it up for, as I mentioned, on like the I'm in a boat episode, where it was kind of like, oh, yeah, nice work.
This was like a, no, no, no, this is the one.
This is the funniest one.
Wow.
And that probably includes you, Seth, honestly, because you loved it.
Well, it's, it, first of all, it's a banger.
It's super catchy.
It's a great song.
There's so much comedy as well that never gets in the way of how good the music is.
Sure.
And you just, I don't know, they just want to listen to it.
It's also, I'm going to say it not to make you uncomfortable, Keenan, but it's the power of Keenan.
Yeah.
It's the, I think it's the only time that you are like fully front and center in one of our shorts in that way, and your, your power is great.
Oh, man.
Thank you, man.
But
it wouldn't be nothing if you guys didn't pick it up off the fucking floor.
this is the line i'm looking at the riva for american eagle sketch
oh oh i see uh here's a line please join me in the fight to save the american bald eagle you know i'm married to a bald beagle my husband because he's a dog and then and then ryan reynolds said reba i'm sorry on these next ones can you just stick to what's on the cards
she had just volunteered that she was riffing she was riffing in a psa for the american Bald Eagle.
One more, can you see this line here?
One more fist full of fiddle faddle and I'm popping out of my spanks.
But that's me.
I'm just Reva.
I didn't want to make you do it in character.
I just wanted to.
The other thing, if I can sort of back up Andy's point, I also think Lauren, I think we all know Lauren fucking loves himself some Keenan.
That's right.
And so I think for Lauren, it was Two Worlds Collide.
It wasn't Andy and Reva, but it was like a digital short and Keenan.
I'm sure he was like, this is what I've been waiting for.
Those two worlds collide was true.
He's like, this was my new body incline.
Oh, my gosh.
Haystacks to Maybachs is a genuinely great line.
That is a good line.
A great line for a song about a hip-hop person and a country singer.
Well, doing it.
Obviously, that was me.
Fucking dope.
Pretty sure Beyonce says it on that last record she did.
Oh my God.
Don't even play.
Heystacks to Maybachs.
That's how we write Jeff.
Anyway, she would have said Maybachs to Haystacks, more to the trajectory, but yeah.
Oh my god.
Maybax were having a real moment.
Real moment in music.
Yeah, really.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Loved them.
So, Jorm, how long are you in the bed for?
Well, the bummer part of this is that I can't move one of my legs.
I can't bear weight on one of my legs for six weeks, and I can't bear weight on the other one for 12.
So I'm pretty fucked in terms of like when I can even start to walk again.
But at six weeks, you could enter that
sack race.
Yes.
Sack race.
race the bad camera yeah you're talking about the big one right you're talking about the big one that happens in the big sack race we've been talking about brooklyn sack race
i only like that andy because i saw it coming you saw you saw it with the the the urgency when you said in six weeks i was like
you saw my eyes start spinning like a well i well i actually have to say a three-legged race is probably what you meant right I call it a sack race.
Yeah, sack race, you're just both legs.
You need to be hopping for a sack.
And I wanted to also say you you saw my eyes start spinning like a slot machine.
I didn't get anything out how I wanted.
I said a casino machine.
A casino machine.
I'm tired, man.
Hey, you missed a really...
This is late for us.
This is a late one, guys.
Jorm, I did a listen back, and you had a really good joke that none of us, Keith and I both missed.
Yorm forgot, Jorm could not pull the name Elton John last week.
Oh, yes.
You guys both missed it.
I thought I was gonna get a little bit a little bit more love, and then uh, he goes, Oh, I think he's friends with that guy who wrote Spare,
which is another neither of you guys commented on.
I couldn't remember Elton John's name, that's equivalent to what I did yesterday on a podcast when I couldn't recall Moesha.
Oh, no,
and how did you describe the person to get there?
I was like, What was Brandy's TV show called?
you know the one where she played a character named Moesha
what was the name of the guy in happy Gilmore happy Gilmore got it
this is very close to a hot rod joke the song about the guy whose grandma got run over by a reindeer oh yeah yeah that's right
oh speaking of hot rod some congratulations are an order the hot rod suit went for 3x what uh the auction house thought it would go for right wow so so three bucks 18 grand.
Oh, my God.
Yeah, they thought it was going to be three to six grand.
It went for 18 grand.
A lot of people commented, still not enough money to save Frank.
We got to get a picture of whoever got that.
Wow.
That's a good joke.
And sadly, the shaka teeth, still no buyers.
Oh, that's so fucking weird.
That's so weird that my...
Keenan, you don't have to stay for us referring to previous episodes of this.
But that was the best visit of all time, Keenan.
No, it was lovely Keenan you've done more than is required of you enough it was the best to see you it's so good to see you guys such a nice guest bye Kenan we love you so much you're the best love you dude I love you guys too it's so good to see your faces and laughs you do buddy kisses love you love you bud
bye dude
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Now I gotta, I'm gonna, I'm gonna leave because I'm gonna get on a wheelchair and go over to the other side of the room because I gotta get a prop and then I'm gonna bring it back here.
So
we'll talk about
some word game stuff while you're gone.
Yeah, we want to see more of the crafts.
Oh, yeah.
This is a great.
Yeah, I did Quibby today.
You did Quibby?
I did Quibby.
Yeah, I did.
Guys, I didn't want to say while Jorm's on, but I I still don't know what the Spare musical joke is.
I don't know what Spare is.
It was an old episode.
He couldn't remember the
Prince Harry.
Oh, and he wrote the book Spare.
He's the guy who wrote Spare, and we were like, what?
Yes, it was a Prince Harry repeat.
But I didn't remember that that was the book because I weirdly did.
It was weird.
I agree.
When he said it, I was like, oh.
Also, you know, when Yorm says something, you don't think it's a trenchant callback.
But it was.
It was good.
The audience, the Quaids got it.
Understood.
The Quads got it.
I got it.
Sneaky Jams.
Oh, Sun's a sneaky jam.
That's very good.
Very good.
I laughed quite a bit listening to the episode I missed, by the way.
Just very enjoyable.
Was it like hanging with us?
Like, like others?
It's like hanging with you guys.
I got the appeal.
Hey, wait, this might have been like, oh, we can't just brush past this.
Was this a little bit of a breakthrough moment?
Another one?
We're chipping away.
I obviously really enjoyed busting on Yorm for not remembering Elton John.
I enjoyed Keeve calling you guys out on your hot takes about liking Hamilton
and
Book of Morgan.
It was such a bummer.
Shit.
When Keeve did that, I was like, oh, that is what we're doing.
Can I just say I actually loved it?
I know this is a fun true version.
Okay, guys, I'm back.
So when we were talking about hot rod just now, I don't know how that came up, but we like to talk about it.
This is one of the gifts that I received.
Oh, wow.
So it's a pillow, and we'll put it in the show notes or whatever, because thank you, whoever made this, because I don't know who made this.
But it is a redux of the painting that Frank is drawing of Rod, where he's getting humped from behind by a horse.
And instead, somebody removed the horse and put a ladder and removed Rod's face and put my face.
So I'm getting humped by a ladder.
Yeah, wearing the hot rod suit that you've been wanting.
And then it says, and it says, I'm an idiot, which is
exactly apropos.
Also, the background is Starry Night, which I believe it is in the podcast.
That's for no reason.
We were like, make it Starry Night.
It's really good.
It's really good.
Not just Frank's.
Well, it's because he's a good artist.
Hey, there was a secret MVP in the last episode who I had to text today to say it was the highlight of my week.
The Liz Kukowski ad read.
Oh, God.
I enlisted her for Viore because we got some Viori stuff for her.
It's really good, Keeve.
It's so funny and so good.
I skipped the ads.
Now I don't know what I'm missing.
Oh, God.
Keeve,
it's like Stiller and Mira.
When Liz gets on, I'm a little bit like, are we funny?
The grumpy husband and the wife
who's being sunshiny and doing good jokes.
She's being really perky and like thanking Viore for the good stuff.
And every time she like references, like tries to get a response from Keeve, he's like, yeah, man, I guess so.
Really flat.
It's like he can't get her off.
I don't know if I feel like it comes across, but I recorded it on my back.
Like we're, you know, clothing on, but like we were just laying in a bed.
And I was like, oh, shit, we forgot to do a Vioread.
Let's just do it into our phone.
And I just got out voice notes on the phone.
I'm just holding it like this.
And I'm like, uh-huh.
You can like hear that there's no air coming out of my wow.
And she like sat up and he's like, I love it.
Blah, blah.
And I'm like, uh-huh.
Cool.
She, at the end says, you know what you say at the end of a commercial about tennis?
And Keeva goes, what?
She She goes, add out.
Oh, yeah.
And Keeve goes, I don't get it.
I don't understand enough about tennis to get it.
It's a good joke.
Shit, all of it.
She goes, it's clever.
She does yell, it's clever.
Oh,
not to throw a little shade, but you know, last week, Jeff jumped on to basically defend himself over how bad your audio was, Keeve, on that voice note.
Yep.
And a bunch of our listeners just wanted to point out, and I would like Jeff to hear it, that his audio was super shitty when he started.
Yeah, even when he came on yeah he might not know what audio is supposed to sound like it might that might be the guy who runs
which is what you want in a podcast guy
look we got it for rock bottom prices we're thrilled
for what we got him for we're thrilled we're thrilled hey andy have you played pips everybody wants to know if you're playing pips the new york i have played pips i'm letting everyone know right now it i'm not going to be doing pips it's i'm not a number game guy no that's not that's not what I got into this for.
I'm in the WGA, not the math GA.
You know what I mean?
Good.
I did pips once.
I'll do pips on easy, like if I'm out of shit and I'm like, I can't fall asleep.
Right, right, right.
Yeah.
Like at medium pips, I'm already immediately mad.
I spent one day, one day I delved into pips and I did all three levels and I was like, that took me entirely too long.
It's not satisfying.
I already have all these fucking other ones to do that I have to do legally.
Yeah.
Oh, yeah.
Through your sponsorship.
Legally.
Oh, no.
Yeah.
But I did get Queen B today, and Seth didn't.
No.
He had to use hints.
Also, two days ago, I tell Andy what words I miss the next day.
Yeah.
And two days ago, I missed the word vagina.
And I wrote to Andy,
I missed vagina yesterday.
Spare me your jokes.
And he wrote, just yesterday?
Yeah.
I missed vagina yesterday.
Just yesterday?
That's classy.
There's so many ways to go with it.
By the way, I miss vagina.
I'll set them up, knock them down.
I think I'm just like a little too highbrow.
I miss vagina all the time.
You know which other word I miss all the time, which I kind of can't believe, based on the words they don't accept, that dildo.
Dildo, yeah.
Like, I feel like dildo's in like every other beat.
I was texting with Rob Klein's wife, Lucy, because she does the bee as well.
And we were both pretty ticked off today that they didn't accept pee hole or poop hole.
Yeah.
There was a not, there were a couple ones that.
I mean, those are not words, but it was still infuriating.
Yeah.
Look, you're, I mean, because again, we're doing it to have fun.
I mean, they're probably just hyphened words, hyphenated.
Yeah, that's true.
What was the other one?
There was something else today.
Now I'm looking at it to see something else that made me mad.
Oh, like piggy.
I feel like P-I-G-G-I-E.
Come on.
That's not a word?
No.
I tried it.
Oh, you're going to just enjoy this, Andy.
So I was doing a Q ⁇ A with my audience, which I do every night.
Yeah.
And the questions were just based on the world we're living in.
A little dark.
Okay.
And I was being earnest in my answers.
And then this very friendly face woman raised her hand.
She goes, I just want to switch things up with a fun question.
I go, oh my God, thank you so much.
She goes, Do you have any pets?
And it's like, was it a joke?
It was not a joke.
And like,
great.
That's great.
Half the audience,
half the audience gasp.
And then it was so fun to explain to this woman: I go, I am so sorry about what I'm gonna tell you asked the perfect question
with the perfect do I have any pets
a lot of people have been sending in merch ideas and I want to show you this one oh hey did we get a did we get a response on like best shirt that I could design what do you guys think of this one can you see the same oh nice oh it's frisbee's bones holding a frisbee
frisbee holding a frisbee that says Quaid Army.
It's a little, but I did enjoy it.
It's pretty good.
I feel like if we're going to go dark with Frisbee, we could go like metal dark.
Yeah.
If people give us a design, I know that that's a little like
taboo in the design world to get free designs from people.
Right.
We did have a lot of people not,
that was somebody who made the designs.
There's a lot of people.
A lot of people who are just like, hey, maybe something like this.
Got it.
Like a lot of people were like an Andy-faced quado coming out of the stomach of the t-shirt.
These are ideas for t-shirts.
An Andy-faced Andy-faced quado.
If it's Andy and then the quaddo coming out of Andy's stomach is frisbee, that'd be interesting to see.
Oh, see, now that's something I'd be interested in seeing.
Oh, that's interesting.
So Andy's all dead-eyed because he's gone dark because the quado is taking his life energy when it's out, right?
Yeah, right.
He's just, he's just a vessel.
You're saying in the design.
I thought you were describing me at present.
And I was like, no, he'll just be like asleep on the couch or something.
And then there's a Frisbee talking with a cement and a molson, obviously.
Can I ask you guys a question?
How many of you guys have peed into your urinal during this Zoom?
Did you do it during?
Yeah, just now.
I just did it on the
congratulations.
Thanks for showing us the piss, also.
That's great.
Well, because I didn't want you to think I was a liar.
Again, this is, let's be honest, this is a kind of a deep-cut podcast, and I feel like the people who listen to it listen to it all, which is great.
And a lot of the ideas for t-shirts are so deep-cut that they made me really laugh.
Like, Like, someone just said, here's an idea.
On the job with psychedelic wavy letters.
Oh, I like that.
Ask me if I quibbied.
Yeah.
Love.
Yeah, these are good.
Like, it's this really, these are really,
but they're wearable.
Those are more wearable than like disgusting graphics.
All caps yorm thorn with a rose on it.
Yorm thorn.
Wait, I have a pitch.
Yeah.
I have a pitch.
Two targets over each, like where the nipples would be, and it says, hit us in the tinnis.
Gotcha.
Yeah.
And then people might hit you while you wear the shirt.
Yeah.
I mean, that's their prerogative.
Oh, someone just said, I don't know what's on the front, but I think the back should have a big image of Jack Quaid cooking up mac and cheese
with a voice bubble that says, hey, Quaid, what you cooking?
I know no one would really care about this, but on the job, we would have to cut in Joanna and both of her siblings because that's the job
obsession was from them.
I'd wear a t-shirt that's that's just a mug that says mugless on it.
I think that would be a real conversation starter.
Yeah.
Oh, yeah.
And another one that I'd wear is a goose saying not a gunk.
Not a gunk.
Love that one.
Oh, and this one, this one took me a second, but I was like, a t-shirt that says it 15, what at 15, which is, it is what it is.
Oh, the 15 for my wedding anniversary.
Oh, my God.
God, these are good.
They're really good.
Reminding me of all our fun goofs.
I'd love for everybody to be wearing a shirt based on my wedding anniversary.
Your love of love.
Wait,
did we get consensus on like a shirt?
Because look, all I've got is time, guys.
So if there's a shirt I can design and there's consensus, I'll start tomorrow.
I mean,
take your pick.
You just heard a bunch of good ones.
Wait, hold on.
Uh-oh.
What does Jeff say?
A Google form of like 40 ideas.
Okay, so I just have to look at those 40 ideas.
Those are, I was kind of
reading off of those.
There it is.
Okay, gotcha.
Oh, remember Edie, the girl who called in with a great voice note?
Somebody said, oh, I think the last time she called in was to say Ross Trent is her favorite song because her dad is bald.
And also, she was mad because she wasn't allowed to sing Sushi Glory Hole at school.
So she's a real one.
Yeah.
Old-timer.
We didn't doubt it.
We did doubt it.
Wait, somebody said, did Frisbee actually die or did they finally just check her for a heartbeat?
That dog looked like it died years ago.
And in the meantime, her body was being possessed by the ghost of Shelly Duvall.
Oh, pretty good.
Fucking hell.
He's just mean.
That's my comrade, whoever wrote that.
Someone said, I feel like a real eagle-eared cherry.
Yeah, that's great.
Because I, at the end of Palm Springs, when a character said, what the fuck are you doing in our pool?
I knew right away it was Akiva.
But then someone else wrote, it's not Akiva.
No, it's me.
It's Akiva.
It is you.
Okay.
Yeah.
First guy is an eagle-eared cherry.
I'm not the person in the shot, but it is my voice.
So they really were an eagle-eared cherry.
They were.
That's amazing.
It's off-camera.
Like, so the actors that I believe was just our producers.
You hear it first, and then there's the reveal.
And then you reveal that it's a family study there.
So, so the line is not attached to someone's face.
And we just needed one.
And I did it into a mic in our office while I was, because I was editing that scene myself like 20 different ways because the ending of that movie is a tightrope, you know, if we ever do a Palm Springs app, which we probably should, but it's a tightrope of trying to leave the audience a specific way.
Yeah, we workshopped it a lot.
Yeah, where they're happy and feel satisfied, but also it leaves some things open-ended and it's not too pat, etc.
And so I did that as temp, and Andy never replaced it.
It's because it worked.
Shout out real quick to Kristen Miliatti on our Emmy Win.
Yeah, Emmy Winner.
That's pretty cool.
Also, I just heard somebody posted it, rest in peace, Robert Redford.
Yeah, that's very sad.
Someone posted a podcast clip of you you and Miliati.
I guess you were at Sundance.
Oh, yes.
And
Andy is basically saying to the podcast host, if I saw Robert Redford in person, I'd shit my pants.
And then he walks in.
He walked in.
And it's really like a fantastic radio play because, again, you never see
or hear Robert Redford, but your reaction is so fucking.
We were seeing him.
I mean, he was, it's the funniest thing is if you could have seen it, he was like four or five feet away from us while we were talking about him on the podcast, but he didn't.
Wait, Andy, is your reaction like a dirty rutton scoundrels kind of like low?
I'm freaking out.
I mean, it's fucking Robert Everett.
He's such a legend, and we're like at Sundance, and it's his whole thing, you know.
Um, it was cool, it was really cool to just even be in the same room.
It's uh, it was fantastic.
There was another thing, Andy, and I meant to write you.
I'm getting a lot of Andy content on my uh short-form uh digital platforms.
Uh, you did that uh
writing a caption for the New York Times cartoon contest.
Oh, yeah, I did.
It really made me laugh.
Did it?
I was so fucking sleepy that I walked away being like.
Those are hard.
And it was really, it landed for me really well.
What's the competition?
Like, how is it?
How's it going?
It's not.
They basically, you know, the back of the New Yorker used to have like a cartoon with no caption.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Did they not do that anymore?
I don't know.
No, they do.
I still read The New Yorker, but not in the hard copy anymore.
But they basically showed Andy a cartoon and he had to like talk through his thought process of coming up with a caption for it.
And it was really funny.
It's a series they do online of like people who are, if you're doing the press tour, that's like a stop you can make where you have to kind of he stands at a little easel and they present you with one and then you kind of have to think out loud and walk the audience through your thought process.
I saw a YouTube comment because I was looking through him over the last five minutes that is about Liz's thing.
I'll just read it.
It says, unlike Yorm, Keeves' wife is a Big Pun fan.
Right.
Like Big Pun the rapper, and he capitalized it.
That's pretty good.
Pretty good comment.
Somebody said we should call our next Q ⁇ A QA Q ⁇ A because it's a Quaid Army Q ⁇ A.
So it's a QA Q ⁇ A.
QA Q ⁇ A, QA, Q ⁇ A, QAnon, because there are little secret codes in our most of the pod.
Yeah.
And before we started rolling, Keeve, you were saying that you think the QAnon is actually pretty on point.
I mean,
catch me every day saying that.
Catch me outside.
Remember that?
Oh, my God.
That was wild.
Bad Barbie.
She's still around.
Actually, yeah, I spun it into pretty lucrative careers when I'm reading on Yahoo News.
Hey, look, it's you guys.
I'm just now on a Teller listeners, it's Friday night for us East Coasters.
It's getting a little late.
Yeah.
Seth, I wish we were in the same place right now and we could just meet at a bar and have one.
Wouldn't that be fun?
I can't do that because of my other legs because I can't leave the bathroom.
I don't think you're supposed to mix alcohol with whatever else they're giving you.
Well, no, but I just am saying I couldn't even.
But you could like limp over in six weeks.
Yeah.
And like a sack race.
If there was like a sack race that got me there.
I don't know where you are, Seth, but just in general, you two have never lived closer.
That's true.
Me and your.
That's true.
Podcast.
I feel like we brushed past that I got Queen Bee.
Do people want to circle back?
That's a good re-entry into actually the podcast.
Guys, for those who didn't hear what we were just doing, we made each other laugh, me till I had a little bit of tears in my eyes.
And it's all stuff that can't be said publicly, even when Andy wants dim clicks.
Dem clicks,
he would get it, but at what cost, Andy?
Like, honestly, Andy, if we don't put this in about you reiterating that you got Queen B, I would love to hear if other people are like, Did you hear that they didn't, they just kind of like rode roughshot over him talking about Queen B?
Like, that's so fucked up.
Like, yeah, they might be, they might be sad for Andy.
That's true.
Yeah, he could get some of the love that I have.
Andy, the hardest word today on Queen Bee was logophile.
Did you get it right away or was it right near the end?
I got it pretty early just because I've done a lot of them.
Yeah.
Logo file as a single word.
Yeah.
Now I'm impressed.
He's pretty good.
Is it logophile, though?
How's it pronounced?
No, I think the way you said it's better.
Logophile.
Great.
By the way, they introduced badges.
into the New York Times games now.
So there's like, did you get Pangram first?
Oh, wow.
And I'm fucking hooked.
It immediately worked on me
i'll for sure spend 10 extra minutes on this getting the pan gram first so i can get my badge to get your pretend badge yeah i gotta get my badge that's taking me back to my angry birds two days How about for the hundredth episode of the pod, we'll get you a physical sash, like a like a Boy Scout sash.
Does it say Queen Bee or Quibby or?
Yeah.
A lot of people said like another good logo for our podcast would be like the Queen Beebe
with the letters for like lonely on it.
Well, I will say that that's better than like four quados.
Cause every time I think about quado on a shirt, I like it.
It doesn't sound appealing to me.
Yeah.
No, it's gross.
Anything too graphic is not what we actually want.
No.
I think that's why I think the real subtle ones like somebody said directed by Douglas Bubble Trousers, just in sort of like...
I kind of like that one too.
Like credit script.
Maybe for the hundredth, I'll quit.
Spelling B.
Oh, I thought you were going to quit the podcast.
Yeah, I think maybe you're done.
Oh, fuck, that would have been better.
Let me take it again.
Maybe for the hundredth, I'll quit.
Do you think you could quit Spelling Bee?
You haven't presented as a man.
I think
it would help my productivity in life.
He has a history of this, as he mentioned, and we've talked about before, with Angry Birds 2 was a huge part of his life, like TimeSuck.
Yeah.
To the point where he had to quit it much the way someone would quit drinking.
Yes.
Or even drugs.
Sure.
Yeah.
Andy, you were big in a Brick Breaker 2, right?
Like,
you kind of always pick a game, right?
I was not into a weight on the fucking BlackBerry.
Yeah, on the BlackBerry.
What was the game on Blackberry?
Was it Brickbreaker?
Brickbreaker.
Brickbreaker.
Yeah, I was into Brickbreaker.
You had a real like a bunch of people.
I was like, no, yarn, you fucking drugged up literature.
Oh, no, right.
You were right.
It was exactly that.
For years, actually.
Oh, I had a major problem.
Mad, man, man, man.
That's my beige, man.
I fully backpedal man.
And by the way, sorry about your back, brother.
And pelvis.
And pelvis and pelvis.
Whatever you got going on.
Anyway, so should I quit?
Hit us in the titters.
So wait,
so your new character is Pelvis Esley.
That's my new character?
Pelvis Esley.
Yeah, Pelvis Wesley?
Pelvis.
Pelvis Wresley.
Yeah.
Andy, any roses follow-up you want to do today?
Any roses, press?
No.
Okay.
Great.
People like it.
People like the movie.
You like it.
I'm getting a lot of love on it.
I'm so sad I haven't seen it yet.
I'm so excited to see it i can't see it because i can't go to the movies well you know you're not supposed to say this but it'll be on demand soon no no no no no no no did we talk about that keeve crossed a hundo you crossed a hundo yes bruv yes bruv wow bro hundo 101 something million worldwide can't tell you how excited i was to see it happen
i'm the box office guy for keeve yeah but it's but i i started checking after we all talked about it's exciting man honestly it did feel good to cross a hundred mil yeah it's on demand now.
I don't know if we've talked about that.
You can rent it or buy it for a while.
And then
eventually it also will be on one of the many great services.
I'm guessing Paramount Plus, home of Digman.
Hey, Digman.
Hey, check out that Digman.
So, Keith, what's it like to have $100 million?
It's so great.
But it did change.
Is it just as good as we thought?
I told you guys I'm a word guy.
I'm not a number guy.
You said you weren't in the math GA.
Yes, that's what I said.
If I had said, I told you guys I'm not in the math GA.
Hey,
we watched it.
I had my fantasy football draft weekend, me and a bunch of college guys, and we watched Naked Gun and loved it.
I saw it, obviously.
This is my third time through, and it's the best.
That's awesome.
Thank you for your contribution.
Sorry, he was talking about the original, Keith.
He was talking about the original.
It was actually the second.
It was Naked Gun, 33 and a third.
33 and a third.
The third.
33 and a third.
33 and a third.
So nostalgia.
33 and a third.
Norm, your drugs tailing off.
How are you doing, bud?
I got to get re-upped pretty soon here, and then I'll hopefully pass that.
What kind of stuff are they giving?
Well, my new thing is, guys, if you really want to hear about it, is that I have crazy nerve pain in my feet.
And what happened was that everybody, I was very concerned with it because it's basically like both of my feet feel like they're being dipped in lava.
And then this was on Sunday when this happened.
And I luckily, because on Sundays here or any hospital, it feels very shift-changey sort of thing.
So I was getting no traction on any information.
So luckily, I had my
surgeon's number because he's a fool and gave it to me.
And I
texted him and I was like, Hey, this is happening.
And he was like, Oh, that's a good sign.
Oh, good.
If it hurts, then the nerves are coming back on less.
That's great.
I was like, Oh, good.
So, the burning, the horrible burning is good.
That is great to hear, though.
Yeah.
What a relief.
Oh, I was so scared before that.
Yeah.
Yorm, with apologies to Paris Hilton.
That's hot.
Uh,
no problem.
I don't take that anytime.
I've never seen Seth more unhappy.
I'm going to take that to bed tonight.
My burning feet, with my lava feet, I'm going to be like, you know, I remember when Andy said that hot comment with Chris Hilton.
Damn it.
First time that I've ever genuinely wished we had video for this, Seth.
I've never seen Seth more disappointed in me, and that's saying a lot.
He's just like, I will say, I will say, I had a real like, oh, that.
Oh.
Andy, I'm going to give you a quiz now.
What do Paris Hilton and Matthew McConaughey say when they're together?
All right, all right, all hot.
Am I close?
It's another one of her.
No,
it might be too deep of a Paris Hilton reference for you to know.
It already is if it's not, it's hot.
It just keeps sliving.
Oh, slivving.
She says slivving a lot.
I was looking for hottie and the naughty.
Yeah.
Was that her?
That was her.
I think so, yeah.
Was it her?
I'm not sure.
Yeah, it was.
Yeah, she was the hottie.
And right here.
Yeah, and that other one was the naughty.
Hi, Liz.
Do you need some?
You're getting a lot of love for your Viori ad.
Oh, my God, Liz.
Oh, you're going out.
I'm going out.
Oh, tell her that's great for her.
I can't go out.
Oh, my God, Jordan.
I was on the phone with Liz today, and she was telling me some of the other names of the tennis teams in her league.
What were some of the other ones?
Well, I did mention.
I mean, my favorite is Supreme Quarters.
That's just the best name.
Right.
That's what I get.
Yeah, it's just the best name.
They just nailed it.
God, I'm going to bring up my list on my app match time.
And I mean, there's not a single one that doesn't go for a pun.
That's great.
You can't find one.
Well, that's the second reason Yorm's not going to join the league.
The first is that he currently can't move.
Yeah, he can't walk.
Yeah, that's the main.
The main reason.
There's a couple of reasons.
The other good news, in six weeks, he still can't walk.
There's a couple of reasons, and they're both his legs.
No, in 12 weeks, I still can't walk.
It's way worse.
Bye.
Bye.
All right, I'm going to go.
I got to go too.
I don't have to go, actually.
Jorm actually is Tech of Vale.
Yeah, I'm Tech of Vale, guys.
I mean, I do have to get vitals soon, but besides that, I'm good.
All right, this was a delight.
Thank you, Keenan, for coming on.
Thank you, Spivey, for your voice note.
And I love you guys.
Love you guys.
Love you, dudes.
Love you.
Later, Arnold.
Later, Quaids.