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Speaker 22 You know what? I'm going to start today. I'm going to really do you dirty, Andy.

Speaker 23 Okay.

Speaker 22 Jack Black, take it away.

Speaker 24 Spelling bee.

Speaker 21 Spelling bee.

Speaker 21 Woo!

Speaker 25 And what's the answer?

Speaker 26 Fire theme.

Speaker 22 It's a fire theme, but don't get distracted because what we need now is to know how it went today.

Speaker 27 I fucking needed one hint.

Speaker 29 Yeah.

Speaker 31 What a fucking loser.

Speaker 32 Ask me what word, Q.

Speaker 16 Turn in your mensic card, dumbass.

Speaker 24 Okay.

Speaker 33 What was the word? What was that?

Speaker 34 Frou frou, man.

Speaker 35 Froufrou frou.

Speaker 36 How do you spell fruit-frou?

Speaker 22 So really, he just missed one word twice because it's F-R-R-U-F-R-O-U.

Speaker 37 In a way, I feel like you're a classier guy for not knowing.

Speaker 40 That's English.

Speaker 41 That's not French?

Speaker 43 I mean, we say it.

Speaker 45 I've gotten it before, let's say that.

Speaker 22 You would have gotten it on the spelling bay.

Speaker 22 You just didn't.

Speaker 46 Do they allow words that have become American English, but are actually other languages' words?

Speaker 22 I mean, again, the long promise, probably never going to happen. Odd with Sam Azerski.
We're going to come at him hard for this.

Speaker 49 Come at him hard. That, a taint.
What happened to a taint?

Speaker 22 A lot of words. I'm keeping a list now, if Andy, of words that used to be accepted that aren't.

Speaker 3 A taint is a word?

Speaker 32 A taint?

Speaker 49 It was for a while.

Speaker 26 Two T's.

Speaker 50 It's not what you think.

Speaker 51 Yeah. No, obviously.

Speaker 37 Wait, hold hold on you think that samazarski approves every single word on the spelling bee every it's his b he's the only name on the b they could say like from a team of yorm in that world he's a god

Speaker 24 okay

Speaker 22 he's like the will shorts of the spelling bee okay he's the thanos of the spelling bee yorm you don't think he uses a taint he generates his finger words disappear

Speaker 55 lexicon is is can i really ask is a taint like if you tainted something, like you stuck your finger in the pie, you tainted the pie, is that the version of it?

Speaker 38 Is it you think you're using it like I tainted that pie with my thumb?

Speaker 40 Yeah.

Speaker 41 That's my question.

Speaker 57 These guys don't know.

Speaker 43 They don't even know what words mean.

Speaker 48 They just type in a letter.

Speaker 22 I think we really need to stress, Keeve, is we don't care about what the words mean or how to use them in sentences. Okay.
We just, we're just trying to fill out the B.

Speaker 16 How excited were you guys?

Speaker 47 Just if we're doing like morning Zoo crew anyways, how excited were you guys that 6-7 was chosen as dictionary.com's word of the year?

Speaker 22 That seems crazy to me.

Speaker 47 No, it's just two numbers.

Speaker 61 That seems like clickbait put for word of the year.

Speaker 22 Here's another word that used to work, guys. And don't ask me what it means: tantine.

Speaker 63 Oh, that sounds French too.

Speaker 22 T-O-N-T-I-N-E used to work. And then at some point.

Speaker 55 Isn't that when you have a ton of creatine?

Speaker 64 They don't accept that anymore?

Speaker 22 I mean, I wrote used to work next to it on my notes.

Speaker 31 I used to do a ton of creatine.

Speaker 25 This absolutely rocks.

Speaker 66 Seth, to circle back, you're kind of my spelling bae.

Speaker 53 Thanks, bud.

Speaker 32 Also, Also, a taint is

Speaker 34 effect or infect with disease or corruption.

Speaker 67 That's the second definition on the test.

Speaker 9 That's right, then.

Speaker 68 So you attained that pie with your thumb is correct.

Speaker 33 That's right.

Speaker 22 I corrupted a lot of time on this hypothetical pie.

Speaker 45 I know someone else who did something to a pie with not their thumb.

Speaker 39 Are we talking about American Pie? The movie?

Speaker 30 Grave Movie.

Speaker 25 Yes, brother.

Speaker 25 Do you remember that?

Speaker 57 Can you imagine?

Speaker 43 If the mom came in and was like, who attained my apple pie?

Speaker 53 Okay, imagine this.

Speaker 25 You're in high school. You're like, what does it feel like? You're like, like, look, I want to attain something,

Speaker 34 but I don't know what to attain.

Speaker 22 I went to see a movie in whatever, late 90s. When did that movie come out, American Pie? 97? That's a good guess.

Speaker 22 All right. So I went to see American Pie with my good friend.

Speaker 22 Oh, no, I didn't. I went to see a movie with my good friend Peter Gross.
The trailer for American Pie murdered harder than any trailer I think I've ever seen. Yeah.

Speaker 22 Because I think pretty much the pie fucking was in the trailer.

Speaker 71 Yeah, it crushed.

Speaker 24 Crushed.

Speaker 22 The next trailer, because we were like at an independent

Speaker 72 1999. Yeah,

Speaker 49 I thought it was 99.

Speaker 22 I'm not even joking. All right.
So 99, but we were at like an independent movie theater in Chicago, like the music box or something, or Pipers Alley.

Speaker 22 And then the next trailer was like a coming of age, I want to say like gay film about two young men. And it was like very serious and playing very somber.

Speaker 22 And my friend Pete Gross screamed, more pie fucking. Oh, huge laugh.
Yeah.

Speaker 34 So he was already piggybacking it off the trailer.

Speaker 22 The trailer, because it was just, it was very unfair for the second sort of serious movie, which had like real like Wuthering Heights vibes to have to follow the American Pie Trailer.

Speaker 29 Hey, yeah.

Speaker 55 You know what? America agreed with him.

Speaker 22 Yeah.

Speaker 22 Emma Stone was on the show tonight. Okay.
While we're talking.

Speaker 42 They say hi to her in the past for us.

Speaker 22 What do you think I brought up to her and showed an art card of?

Speaker 74 Can we say that Seth name-dropping within his whole career is like meeting people every day?

Speaker 22 No, it's right. It's not name-dropping.
It's just my life.

Speaker 75 It's just your life.

Speaker 30 It's my job. All right.

Speaker 24 Yeah, it's my job.

Speaker 33 But for every, all of us, though.

Speaker 22 He didn't go out of his way way to bring it up and it's pertinent to the cast all right because he's gonna say that he brought up i broke my arm her digital short or wish it would rain come on i brought up i broke my arms i wish it was rain it was it was the assistant with the giant butt i caught myself as i was saying yeah let somebody else bring up i broke my arm it could have been turn up the beef andy yeah it could have been turned up so seth how'd it go when you brought it up it went great she basically explained how talk shows worked because she goes it was so funny because i talked to a producer first and literally the first thing the producer said was Seth will probably want to talk about I Wish It Would Rain.

Speaker 76 The thing no one knows about.

Speaker 43 There's nothing you can do to stop it.

Speaker 22 And by the way, nobody loves SNL more than Emma Stone. Nobody loves digital shorts more than Emma Stone.
She definitely was like, I think I've only watched it. that night.

Speaker 25 Yeah.

Speaker 9 If then.

Speaker 29 Yeah, if that, if that.

Speaker 40 She was probably doing a costume change when it was.

Speaker 15 We should send her the dress version, the long one.

Speaker 22 I mean, I can't wait. I mean, we're going to probably do two episodes on I Wish It Would Rain.

Speaker 37 I mean, here's what's fair. We should, we shouldn't talk about this now, but she was only on set for like, I don't know, 20 minutes, maybe.

Speaker 22 Well, that's what I stressed to her. I'm like, I'm not busting on it because you're in it.
Like, you had very little to do with it.

Speaker 22 And then I showed the picture and she said it was the only time people didn't edit out her real butt.

Speaker 72 That's actually the real one.

Speaker 22 She's like, that's my real butt. And they always like take it out in digital effects, but they finally.

Speaker 74 Yeah, that's why it was so, that's why we were so quick to shoot because we were just like, oh, this is perfect.

Speaker 79 You know, no notes. Yeah.

Speaker 48 In and out 20 minutes, usually there's an extra hour built on for butt removal.

Speaker 33 Yeah.

Speaker 29 For butt per butt addition.

Speaker 22 That's right. So such good vibes, Emma Stone.

Speaker 56 Andy took me shopping this morning, probably right when you were talking to Emma Stone on national TV. We went to the clothing store.

Speaker 29 I think you had good vibes right now because I feel like there's great vibes.

Speaker 22 Oh, it's great vibes right now. I mean, maybe it's probably like, you know, we've cut a tail of Emma Stone vibes.
But now he took you shopping. Does that mean he picks you up, Keeve?

Speaker 73 I drove. Okay.

Speaker 15 And we went to breakfast.

Speaker 11 That was the actual destination.

Speaker 25 Great. Yeah.

Speaker 50 You remember when Julia Roberts picked up Richard Gere and Pretty Woman so he could take her shower?

Speaker 9 I didn't know how to drive stick. And so, and so I was like, Andy, you got to get in here.

Speaker 43 I was grinding the gears.

Speaker 82 See, like, cha-cunch, chik-hunt, chik-hunch up to his house.

Speaker 83 What is this technology?

Speaker 22 Andy, was breakfast sort of just like a ruse to then say, like, hey, should we get some clothes?

Speaker 24 Yeah, he just

Speaker 61 look at that red dress.

Speaker 66 I'm going to straight up brag.

Speaker 67 We went to the soft opening of Phil Rosenthal and Nancy Silverton's new diner in LA.

Speaker 71 Wow. Yeah.

Speaker 47 It opens opens in a couple weeks, but this was a friends and family morning.

Speaker 22 Yeah. What is Phil's next week's show, Feed Phil?

Speaker 69 Somebody Feed Phil.

Speaker 22 Somebody Feed Phil. So I would imagine a diner of his is a really good situation.

Speaker 67 It was fantastic.

Speaker 15 They've been threatening to open it for a few years, and it's been on our calendar of like, oh, that's going to be so good.

Speaker 55 Well, and then that chef is a very famous chef who has that restaurant mozza.

Speaker 48 So if you just pictured this most standard diner menu where every diner item is just done perfectly.

Speaker 26 And we're not just saying that because they gave us a free bottle of their signature hot sauce, Seth.

Speaker 25 I'm not for fucking sales.

Speaker 27 These case buds don't, are not for sale.

Speaker 77 Yeah.

Speaker 22 It would take a fair amount more than one bottle of hot sauce, perhaps a case.

Speaker 25 Yeah.

Speaker 34 Or even like two.

Speaker 15 Or just another reservation in the next couple weeks.

Speaker 6 But next door, there's a store that's my exact style where everything inside I would wear.

Speaker 34 Keith was literally like, this is my real life Dan Flashes.

Speaker 30 It's true.

Speaker 22 And did you know, did you have any expectation about that this store was going to be pro kids?

Speaker 90 I knew it was there.

Speaker 92 And when we parked, I was like, oh, we're in front of a store.

Speaker 48 When we're done eating, I'm taking, we're going in there.

Speaker 38 Wait, before you get to what your style is, can we guess what your style is?

Speaker 66 Because is it all Rocky-related shirts?

Speaker 37 And like, and like, basically.

Speaker 69 That's fair.

Speaker 49 And friends?

Speaker 74 And friends-related sweatshirts?

Speaker 47 I did at some point years ago discover the merch store on Sylvester Stallone's website, and it became 50% of my entire closet

Speaker 25 within weeks.

Speaker 88 I bought like six shirts, five tank tops,

Speaker 55 just had all kinds of stuff from just.

Speaker 37 It was a fun one for us because I so wanted to get on board and encourage you, but like I always, I was always slightly bummed out by it.

Speaker 22 Yeah. Can I say something that's really fun about knowing you guys? Like when Yorm said Rocky shirts, I sometimes think Rocky might be like Bay Area slang that I missed.

Speaker 22 And I'm like, oh, I wonder what Rocky shirts mean. And I love when it's just literally

Speaker 69 what you think.

Speaker 71 It was Rambo and Rocky.

Speaker 37 And when I said friends, the the show friends.

Speaker 47 He's got deep cuts, like you'd have just a tank top with a drawing of a tiger on it that you wouldn't know, but it's from Rocky 2, and it's what's embroidered on the back of his jacket.

Speaker 56 Gotcha.

Speaker 59 And then there were some that just said Rocky.

Speaker 6 One said Rambo as if I had been on the crew of

Speaker 46 the second to last Rambo that was like in Burma or whatever.

Speaker 27 I just want to reiterate, Keith paid full price.

Speaker 49 He's not on the take here.

Speaker 24 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 33 When he went on the website.

Speaker 48 Exactly. I just went to the merch store and put it on, put in my credit card.

Speaker 22 This wasn't like buy six Rocky shirts, get a free bottle of hot sauce situation.

Speaker 34 If we're doing unsolicited plugs, I think people need to know.

Speaker 90 Also, I bought everything today at the clothing store that I bought.

Speaker 92 Andy sat there like we were in a clothing montage.

Speaker 6 He sat in the little chair.

Speaker 47 It's a very small store.

Speaker 22 So now Pretty Woman is doubled up. Your second Pretty Woman moment of the day.

Speaker 57 Exactly.

Speaker 43 And then I would come out wearing a new button-up shirt and go, hmm.

Speaker 42 And he'd go,

Speaker 9 that's good.

Speaker 42 Yeah, that's good.

Speaker 6 By the way.

Speaker 45 And Keeve, what did I say when you came out in those pants?

Speaker 50 Not the good ones.

Speaker 57 Yeah, I don't remember your exact wording, but you told the children.

Speaker 66 I said, no, you can see too much.

Speaker 75 Was there a Jason Alexander type working at the store who was a little snooty?

Speaker 31 Maybe thought Keeve didn't have the scratch to pay for all the clothes?

Speaker 88 Jason Alexander's the friend.

Speaker 55 He's not the snooty.

Speaker 68 Oh, you're right. People that work there.

Speaker 58 He's the friend that the propositions are later.

Speaker 47 Yeah, yeah.

Speaker 45 I think that's being generous saying propositions.

Speaker 6 He's a little co-he's like the co-worker.

Speaker 69 He's a little aggressive.

Speaker 22 Yeah. He's the one who is, uh, who just gets misunderstood.

Speaker 30 right

Speaker 30 okay

Speaker 22 no i was just saying it was a different time

Speaker 73 it's not that kind of podcast is no no hector alone now kevin's typing in with hector uh alonzo

Speaker 88 yeah he wouldn't be rude no he's not he's the guy that works at the hotel who is like the uh

Speaker 10 capable of being rude yeah congratulations kevin you humiliated yourself dude he's the concierge who who always has a soft spuffer and actually like pulls strings to make help her fit in and is like the fairy godmother of the thing.

Speaker 22 What this is now, this isn't like a rewatch podcast about Pretty Woman. It's a podcast about people who need to re-watch Pretty Woman.

Speaker 45 Yeah, that's right.

Speaker 57 That would be a dream. Gary Marshall's classic.

Speaker 75 Gary Marshall.

Speaker 34 Can I just quickly ask a question?

Speaker 30 Yes.

Speaker 69 Yorm, how's that pelvis?

Speaker 53 I have nerve pain all down my left side that I haven't had for a little while, so that gets me a little nervous, Andy.

Speaker 81 But besides that.

Speaker 75 But is that good news?

Speaker 38 Like, the feeling nerve pain means they're coming back I think so but I had this like very like my feet are in lava kind of feeling for like a week a couple weeks back that's gone away and now it's it's back again Seth so it's a little hard for me to say that that's good but every time I somehow describe pain to a doctor they're like right on yes that's great I'm like okay well not great for me but you know is it dr spaceman from 30 rock

Speaker 37 it's better than numbness which i guess is the alternative yeah um wait uh Keeve, what is your style now, though? I want to go back to what your style is.

Speaker 38 Is it similar?

Speaker 76 Is it Dr.

Speaker 44 Kevork?

Speaker 42 Andy did say what it was. I came out and

Speaker 16 he liked them all, and then he went, here's what your style is.

Speaker 98 And he said, and it works because it's true.

Speaker 73 Do you remember what you said?

Speaker 33 Yeah, what is it?

Speaker 50 What did I say?

Speaker 60 You said, like, a middle-aged man who used to skate.

Speaker 33 Oh, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 50 No, you're a grown man who used to skate and is still pretty cool.

Speaker 37 By the way, if you watch any epically later, Advice magazine's Epically Later, every single dude dresses exactly like that because they're all X skaters and they're pretty cool.

Speaker 100 There you go.

Speaker 38 Where's this door? I got to go.

Speaker 68 It sounds great.

Speaker 28 Oh, we're not doing free plugs.

Speaker 42 Oh, well, yeah.

Speaker 57 I'm gatekeeping this one.

Speaker 85 I don't want a bunch of people coming in.

Speaker 83 I got to find that diner.

Speaker 32 Let's just say it's very close to Phil Rosenthal's new diner, which we love.

Speaker 50 Okay, great. Yeah.

Speaker 87 That one's easily Google-ableable.

Speaker 15 Listen, if I thought they'd give me free stuff, I would.

Speaker 22 Wait, can I say something real quick? Yeah, yeah. I shared the photo with you guys, but I had, I mean, again, I think we all like sharing our stories about getting the Kuwait Army.

Speaker 22 I was at a fantastic event. It's to support the Headstrong Project, which is an incredible organization that provides mental health services to our nation's vets.

Speaker 49 How much are they paying you to plug that, Seth?

Speaker 22 Two hot sauce.

Speaker 69 So

Speaker 22 it sounds wonderful. One Cholula, one Sriraja.
Not good stuff.

Speaker 28 It sounds wonderful.

Speaker 53 I'm sorry, I interrupted to do a joke.

Speaker 22 But then a gentleman walks over to me, full dress, you know, full military

Speaker 22 and walks over. And it's the dream to have a guy from the actual military say, Kuwait Army, and then to be able to say to him, righteous kill.

Speaker 56 I believe if your allegiance is to an army above the United States, that's considered treason.

Speaker 64 But you know what?

Speaker 38 It's a provable treason.

Speaker 101 Gotcha. On the spot.

Speaker 22 So I believe Teddy, who's

Speaker 22 a name, who's currently also a New York City fireman. I'm just going to give a shout out to Teddy.

Speaker 31 Oh, this guy's a hero.

Speaker 22 This guy's a hero. Bless your heart.

Speaker 67 That's the fucking greatest.

Speaker 47 Many, many layers over.

Speaker 22 And again, we have blown up a spot. He does.
He is serving two masters by being in both the U.S. and Kuwait Army.

Speaker 34 Sorry if we get you in trouble.

Speaker 37 Boys may get court-martialed for treason now.

Speaker 47 Hopefully there's not a conflict of interest.

Speaker 57 Hopefully our goals stay aligned.

Speaker 75 Yes, that is not a tribunal that we will be appearing at on your behalf.

Speaker 75 You could have taken this path on your own, Teddy.

Speaker 22 Anyway, I met him and his wife.

Speaker 79 They were awesome. Anyway.

Speaker 80 I mean, I'm sure you've maybe combed through the comments of last week, Seth, already, and I might be stealing this one from something you have planned later.

Speaker 22 I haven't, actually, so go nuts.

Speaker 48 Well, there was one specific one, but there were many good ones, but there's one really specific one that I thought, and it applies to me.

Speaker 59 It says, first, Seth's Corner, then we got Yorm's Thorns, and now we have Keeves Peeves.

Speaker 60 Oh, wow.

Speaker 16 And I thought that was pretty good.

Speaker 31 That's pretty aggressive.

Speaker 30 Keeves Peeves. Keeves, Peeves.

Speaker 81 This is the part of the show where Keeve complains.

Speaker 25 Keeves Peeves jump in the line, willy-nilly.

Speaker 40 I feel like Andy should definitely sing that.

Speaker 68 Yeah, yeah.

Speaker 33 You got something to complain about.

Speaker 76 Keeves Peeves, if only he hadn't said them out loud, I could sleep at night.

Speaker 15 Again, I apologize for that.

Speaker 70 Do you?

Speaker 75 I also, just to let everybody know that

Speaker 75 the Keeves Peeves were like deep-seated. So he went after Chrysal.
We know he loves Chrysal. And then we reached out to see if Chrysal wanted to send a voice note in.

Speaker 75 And Andy wrote, this is on the text chain. Did he listen to last week's so he knows how to clap back?

Speaker 22 Hashtag clap back.

Speaker 61 And then Keith wrote, or take the L.

Speaker 22 Keeve's just still, yeah, he won't back off it.

Speaker 25 Did he write back?

Speaker 49 He wrote, he sent in a voice note.

Speaker 25 Do we want to start there?

Speaker 101 Yes, please. Let's start there.

Speaker 102 Hi, this is Jonathan Kreisel, the director of the SNL digital short called Sergio. Um, it's called the curse.
It got back to me that

Speaker 102 I guess Akiva Schaefer was saying that

Speaker 102 there was some 180 line

Speaker 50 breakage, which I'm sure he explained thoroughly.

Speaker 61 He didn't listen?

Speaker 102 Yeah, I don't know if he's familiar with some of the filmmakers like Director Bong,

Speaker 105 Paul Greengrass.

Speaker 15 I'd love to show the parasite line break. It's so meticulous.
I know the exact one.

Speaker 30 Don't talk over him.

Speaker 102 Countless others. Sometimes it's an artistic choice.
Artistry is part of the filmmaking process.

Speaker 102 And it's not always a quote-unquote mistake.

Speaker 102 Sometimes filmmakers know the rules to break, though.

Speaker 102 And in this instance, I think it was done more for the emotional reason.

Speaker 104 When these people see

Speaker 102 John Ham Sergio breaking through the wall

Speaker 102 with a saxophone, their world is turned 180. as they say.
So they're completely thrown off. The audience should feel thrown off when they look there.
They're like, where is this?

Speaker 102 I feel discombobulated, as do the people in that scene. Imagine yourself sitting in a conference room.
A man explodes through a wall playing a saxophone.

Speaker 104 I guess that's normal to certain people, but to me, I wanted to capture the craziness of that.

Speaker 102 You know, and I looked up, yeah.

Speaker 50 So, you know, I want to start a beef.

Speaker 30 That's really good. Yeah.

Speaker 26 Thank you, Kreisel.

Speaker 85 That was excellent.

Speaker 41 I can't.

Speaker 92 I have no comments, no notes on that voice note.

Speaker 22 Lovely. My only comment is that if Kreitzel had been here saying that live, he would have reacted the same way to our reactions, which is to quietly ignore them and just plow ahead.

Speaker 61 Yeah, and just continue.

Speaker 74 That's good. That's the best way to deal with us.

Speaker 22 It is the best way to deal with it. That's very good.
I texted Kreitzel to say how wonderful it's been hearing his voice in the pot.

Speaker 22 And in one of those moments, we're like, I hope he still has the same number because it's been forever and he did and it is the best what's his number say it out loud i don't want to tell you guys all right

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Speaker 20 And they love it because they borrow one of our cars or rent a car and they live over there and they can watch their TV as loud as they want and they can do what they want.

Speaker 7 But then when they come over to us, they're cheery-eyed and bright because they aren't invading our space and feeling bad about it.

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Speaker 1 You scared the shit out of me.

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Speaker 74 I was here the whole time.

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Speaker 106 Hello, I'm Diane Morgan. If you know who I am, you know who I am.
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Speaker 22 All right, so were there any other comments? Did you see anything else, Keeve, worth talking about?

Speaker 50 I mean, I just wonder how the Quaids felt about Akiva's coming in so hot, you know? Yeah.

Speaker 55 Did you find some good ones, Andy?

Speaker 57 I mean, there was lots of them, but I didn't collect them because you've been doing such a good job of collecting them.

Speaker 22 I will say, it's tough.

Speaker 101 Well, I have one thing that I do want to to say, just because this sort of piggybacks onto Seth's.

Speaker 79 I just wanted to say that I got a wonderful letter and note from a woman that we all met and her daughter years ago in 2003.

Speaker 29 We did a Make-A-Wish

Speaker 52 Zoom with a girl named Olivia.

Speaker 56 You mean 2023, I think.

Speaker 15 Oh, sorry.

Speaker 29 What did I say?

Speaker 22 2003.

Speaker 37 Oh, yeah, definitely not 2003.

Speaker 25 And I've got

Speaker 37 an unbelievably sweet note from Olivia, who

Speaker 37 she's had a degenerative disease for a while and she's gone through so many different things in her life.

Speaker 31 And she has an organization with her mom called I Can, I Will that benefits the Seattle Children's Hospital.

Speaker 37 And I've Zoomed with them again for like an hour the other day, and they're just the sweetest people.

Speaker 62 And I wanted to give a shout out to that particular organization

Speaker 31 because they just raised $100,000 for this fun run that they did.

Speaker 67 That's wonderful. That is awesome.

Speaker 22 That's awesome.

Speaker 60 I remember that Zoom well and she was very sweet and she had really funny questions that she had, I think, worked on with her dad.

Speaker 39 She's a really funny person.

Speaker 40 Olivia's a hysterical kid.

Speaker 67 Yorm, I want you to know how badly I wanted to call you out on name-dropping, but I didn't.

Speaker 31 With Olivia? Yeah.

Speaker 55 Name dropping Olivia.

Speaker 87 The coolest kid. Yeah.

Speaker 72 You can call me up.

Speaker 22 Shout out to Olivia and her great organization. It does chap me a little bit that the first time I mention a charity I'm involved with.

Speaker 30 Right. That's fair.

Speaker 22 Like Yorm has to immediately pile on.

Speaker 29 That's fair. Like clap back.
Yeah.

Speaker 22 Yeah. Yeah.
He was just like, I kind of thought this would be like my GoFundMe episode.

Speaker 38 Well, I donated to the organization and you can too.

Speaker 31 We'll provide a link. And maybe Seth can do that too, but I don't know if he is even that involved in the organization that he was.

Speaker 22 I think the headstrong gets the no to go straight to hell.

Speaker 85 Here's a comment I like.

Speaker 42 It's

Speaker 93 on YouTube.

Speaker 60 It's from A to Z Farm.

Speaker 57 I would like Yorma to know that my dogs occasionally take gabapentin, but also I used to have a miniature horse that took 1,600 milligrams of gabapentin per dose.

Speaker 88 He never fell off a ladder, but he did occasionally climb stairs that became problematic because he couldn't easily get back down.

Speaker 77 There you go.

Speaker 53 Okay, first of all, the doctors told me that I maxed it out and there was no more to take after that.

Speaker 37 But I guess you can just take as much as you want, right?

Speaker 69 Well, if you're a horse.

Speaker 71 And second of all?

Speaker 28 And second of all?

Speaker 69 Oh, that's it.

Speaker 28 And second of all?

Speaker 37 Second of all, I'm jealous of that horse. Great.

Speaker 22 As a reminder that I think it's really important for everybody to listen to every episode, this was a comment, Keeve, based on an ad read, something I said in the ad read about our good friends at Veori.

Speaker 22 Somebody wrote, wear the clothes that Keeve's wife, Liz, wears when she plays tennis. What does that mean?

Speaker 6 Oh, that was a quote from you.

Speaker 47 That's what you said on the Veori ride.

Speaker 41 Yeah. Wear the clothes that Keeve's wife wears.

Speaker 90 Yeah.

Speaker 43 You got to listen to everything, even the ads.

Speaker 22 You're going to get left behind. This is an interesting note.
Please bring back the original pre-recorded Seth's Corner theme song.

Speaker 22 It's painful listening to your mad love no that's fair i i agree oh no me and andy keep requesting because he ad-libs it and they used to replace it with the pre-record and then we were like no he makes it up every week yeah you know what hey can you do one for me i have a little i have a weird little uh corner of seth's corner that i'd love to talk about real quick okay so we'll that person and then just

Speaker 30 ignore it and

Speaker 74 this is the part of the show where seth talks about what he did that week.

Speaker 61 We think, go, Seth.

Speaker 22 Hey, you know, Polar hosted SNL and I wrote a sketch and submitted it to the table. And I heard I didn't embarrass myself.

Speaker 22 Obviously, it didn't make the show, but I did want to share that I wrote a sketch where she played a doll, a haunted doll at an inn.

Speaker 22 And every time the innkeeper left, she asked the person who was staying in the room if they knew what the Wi-Fi was.

Speaker 55 She's like an Annabelle.

Speaker 30 Yeah, she was an Annabelle.

Speaker 22 I think her name was Beth Annabelle. I named Beth Annalee.

Speaker 89 Beth Annalee. She's stuck in a hotel.

Speaker 80 She needs to get on that Wi-Fi.

Speaker 63 She needs a Wi-Fi. That's an evergreen sketch.

Speaker 52 Yeah.

Speaker 22 It's one. You know what it is? Classic gets a laugh at pitch and actually isn't unsustainable as a sketch.

Speaker 47 This person said Keeve really tapped into his inner Simon for this voice note.

Speaker 37 Oh, they think you're Simon.

Speaker 56 Yeah, that's so weird because we're three Alvins.

Speaker 35 Yeah, I mean,

Speaker 73 and then

Speaker 22 three Alvins. So before The Lonely Island, you guys are going to be called the three Alvins.

Speaker 24 Yeah.

Speaker 95 Were we?

Speaker 17 Just three Alvins.

Speaker 9 Three leaders.

Speaker 61 Three. Three Alvins.

Speaker 66 It's tough to know who's Alvin because Jorm's character on the pod really has been coming up the ranks.

Speaker 30 Yeah.

Speaker 70 I mean, according to the fans, look, I can't control what people like.

Speaker 65 He said he's rising up the ranks.

Speaker 77 Forget about the part where he says his character, the ranks are just us four.

Speaker 22 Yeah. So would you say you fell a Theodore but landed in Alvin?

Speaker 53 Oh, no, I was never Theodore.

Speaker 68 Seth says, you don't get it.

Speaker 37 We've always been Alvins. We're just different kinds of Alvins.

Speaker 38 It's different ways to to be irritating.

Speaker 47 This one says, I love how their response to Keeve complaints is, quote, shut up, nerd.

Speaker 95 Keeve, did people agree with you, though, or did they, when they hit us in the tittis, or did they think you were being a jerk?

Speaker 88 I would say most of them

Speaker 57 that responded about me at all were positive, like agreeing with me, but not

Speaker 60 at the cost of the short.

Speaker 56 They were just either saying like, oh, that was so interesting.

Speaker 17 Some were even giving, saying, I I was a little disoriented, and now I know why.

Speaker 94 Some were saying, it didn't bump me, but I do see what he's saying.

Speaker 90 There was one guy that I saw that actually said

Speaker 43 that he didn't mind the jumping the lines, but as somebody who has photographed, he did agree that the whole thing looked like it was raw footage.

Speaker 60 And he knows the look.

Speaker 9 And you expect me to believe that?

Speaker 47 Well, there's receipts.

Speaker 9 They're pretty easy to find.

Speaker 22 Someone did write. The number of dads on this podcast who think babies are born covered in placenta was alarming.

Speaker 44 I just didn't, I noticed that on my listen.

Speaker 74 We just were saying words.

Speaker 53 I didn't want to be rude to our guests.

Speaker 68 We didn't clean it up because we were because we were moving forward.

Speaker 16 We know.

Speaker 16 Was that our guest?

Speaker 48 I mean, I remember hearing it when I was listening, and he's the only one that's not a dad.

Speaker 22 Although, by the way, he fucking jumped down my throat because I said impeachably instead of unimpeachably. Yeah.

Speaker 22 Everybody's real proud of old John Hamp for grammar policing.

Speaker 55 Let him know about amniotic fluid.

Speaker 74 Well, don't you say that, like, that it's afterbirth?

Speaker 37 And technically, placenta is a kind of afterbirth.

Speaker 9 Yeah, but they're covered in amniotic fluid.

Speaker 16 If they're covered in the placenta, then something went wrong.

Speaker 85 I would assume.

Speaker 45 No, what you want to do is snag that placenta and make it into the capsules.

Speaker 49 Yeah, yeah.

Speaker 45 To help with postpartum.

Speaker 37 What do we even do with it?

Speaker 17 That's what you need. Your legs need.

Speaker 96 Four gabapentin, one placenta pill.

Speaker 29 The amount of people who have told me that I should fly to like Columbia or

Speaker 38 to Tijuana and get stem cells is alarming. Like, like, it's always like super jacked friends of mine who are like, you know what you should do?

Speaker 37 And I'm like,

Speaker 52 I'm not flying to Columbia.

Speaker 33 Who are you hanging out with?

Speaker 22 I know. It's so funny.
That's immediately what I wanted to know.

Speaker 37 MMA fighters.

Speaker 26 MMA fighters that are super jacked.

Speaker 40 It's Keith Jardine that said that.

Speaker 45 Oh, and then he and then he stood up and walked away.

Speaker 9 Did he actually fall off a ladder?

Speaker 22 He really did just fully stand up and walk away.

Speaker 30 Eric Andre might be onto something.

Speaker 69 His wheelchair's there.

Speaker 71 He's gone.

Speaker 109 He got up.

Speaker 36 He forgot the calm. He got up fast.

Speaker 25 Totally.

Speaker 86 He forgot the grift and he just got up.

Speaker 9 Like, oh, hold on one second. He was like, hold on, my food's here.

Speaker 76 Yeah.

Speaker 75 And he just like jumped up.

Speaker 25 He was like, what the fuck?

Speaker 85 This is some dirty, rotten scoundrel shit happening.

Speaker 22 Fully cartwheeled over to the door.

Speaker 57 All right.

Speaker 47 Now he's like making a point to show that there's crutches on the street.

Speaker 42 For real.

Speaker 69 I got to lower myself down slowly.

Speaker 34 I'm such a liar.

Speaker 33 Hey,

Speaker 33 welcome back.

Speaker 37 Did I get a name drop after I said Keith Jardine and then just dropped the headphones?

Speaker 60 Yeah, and just got up and just just skipped away on two working legs.

Speaker 22 You were more taken with how quickly you jumped out of your chair with two working legs.

Speaker 37 Oh, yeah. You know what's funny is that people get really freaked out.
Like the sympathy just drops off so fast.

Speaker 29 The minute you're in a wheelchair, pop up, people are like, fuck that guy.

Speaker 51 Yeah. Yeah.
Yeah. Yeah.

Speaker 31 It's like cheating.

Speaker 22 Yeah. I agree.
I'm a little worried you don't realize why.

Speaker 53 I went from the chair to the crutches, guys, and then I came back in the chair.

Speaker 40 The chair is very comfortable. Okay.

Speaker 22 So, um, oh, I have one more before we move on. Cause, again, I think we're just kind of dodging, moving on to these shows.

Speaker 44 Another great ep of Yorman the gang, righteous kill.

Speaker 85 That's one of them. All right.

Speaker 22 My character. Obviously, we talked about one of the denser sketch structures that we all adore, which was closet organizer.
Yeah. Into the bar scene that calls back closet organizer.
Yeah. Very rare.

Speaker 22 I reached out to our friends, Will Forte and John Solomon, with the question of like, tell us everything about the process, you know, because I was so fascinated as to what they remembered about what they came up with with first, when they realized there would be a callback to it, how they felt about it.

Speaker 22 And so here's a voice note from Will Forte with the instruction, tell us everything you remember.

Speaker 107 Oh, dear. Is it 15 minutes?

Speaker 103 Gentlemen, I have such a huge apology to give you.

Speaker 103 You had reached out for me to send a voice memo, and I was going crazy at work, and I totally spaced.

Speaker 103 And so the information that I was supposed to give you about the closet organizer from from last week, I have to give you for this week's podcast. So I apologize.

Speaker 103 But here is everything I remember about that week with the closet organizer.

Speaker 24 Great already.

Speaker 84 I don't really remember anything. Yeah.

Speaker 30 I mean,

Speaker 103 like, you know, I remember stuff getting thrown at me. I remember sitting down on stage.
in this setting, a bar setting with John Hamm, and that's about it.

Speaker 84 Yeah.

Speaker 103 I remember we were Tarki, Tarki Fensington, I think, and Resin Boner,

Speaker 84 Bonnier. Bonnier.

Speaker 103 And I still don't know which one was which. Like,

Speaker 103 I think I'm Tarki and John was Resin. Every time we see each other, we ask each other who was who.
And then I think that's what we came up with. And that's it.
That's all I remember.

Speaker 103 I do kind of seem to remember that we thought it was kind of a big deal because

Speaker 103 Lauren let us do a two-parter, which didn't seem like there were a ton of two-parters back then.

Speaker 103 So that was exciting. And the fact that they stayed in for the live show was fun for us.
But that's about it. Okay, sorry again for this kind of pretty shitty voice memo coming a week late.

Speaker 103 I'll probably go to hell for this.

Speaker 21 But I really enjoyed being here with you.

Speaker 103 Love you.

Speaker 22 Wait, what are the other two-parters that they're like i obviously like the mcgoerbers were reoccurring but are there other two parters that happened in our era there's the one seth wrote with zach right yeah daryl's house is my yeah my two parts right that i have a lot of affection for um i will say it's so fun to find out that his recall of that is the same that we have for the film pretty woman which none of us were in and none of us wrote i think that was darky

Speaker 22 just the casting element yeah that's true um all right you guys so uh real quick first we have the Ashton Kutcher show has Tudor, which is a sketch that does not air, a digital short that does not air.

Speaker 104 Yeah, right.

Speaker 87 And we talked about this a little at some point in the past, right?

Speaker 22 I feel like we did. We discussed it.
I feel bad because, you know, obviously Quest loves Quade Army and

Speaker 22 it is not righteous that he has a cameo and a digital short that could not make the cut.

Speaker 25 Right. Yeah.

Speaker 22 Apologies, I think, are owed.

Speaker 39 Do we want to watch it or no?

Speaker 109 Not really.

Speaker 22 There's not much. Well, we could watch it.

Speaker 24 Yeah, let's watch it.

Speaker 89 Let's watch it.

Speaker 22 Will you do the honor, Skeve?

Speaker 67 Before we play it, I just want to, the setup was twitter was just coming out as a thing and ashton kutcher was like the spokesman for twitter that was how they launched it he might have the most followers of anybody at that point they gave him a huge amount a huge amount of points in it i believe to be the spokesman i might be misremembering that but that was my understanding and then he was hosting and when twitter was first a thing i remember all of us being like what you just constantly like we were basically like the whole concept of social media, we was like, that that sounds really annoying.

Speaker 66 But he obviously was great and game. And the other part of it was we didn't have a short.

Speaker 67 And it was one of those weeks where they really told us we had to.

Speaker 50 And so this is what I came up with.

Speaker 67 And I wrote it and Chrysal directed it. And then they cut it.

Speaker 50 And I was so pissed.

Speaker 66 And it wasn't because I loved the short so much.

Speaker 50 It was because they had forced us to make one and then cut it.

Speaker 67 And then, you know, the next day I was fine.

Speaker 22 I think you will watch it now and think this is okay that it got cut, right?

Speaker 53 Again, though, it was not about the quality of the short.

Speaker 22 It was just being forced and then having it cut.

Speaker 27 Yeah, it was, I told you.

Speaker 66 But as we've mentioned, we kind of ran out of goodwill when Shirani happened.

Speaker 47 But also, also, I'm going to make a guess here, vaguely remembering this, is that it's better than a lot of things that do air, like from us, not even talking about the rest of anybody else, but like the ones of ours that were like, oh, why did that air?

Speaker 16 Because in that episode, he needed it.

Speaker 85 And this one, I remember being more solid potentially than some of the other things we've done that did get on TV.

Speaker 68 Well, I can't wait to watch it.

Speaker 22 Let's check it out. All right.

Speaker 80 Is it? It's not playing for me.

Speaker 23 Is it playing at all, though? Can you do it? Is the time code moving?

Speaker 51 No.

Speaker 24 There it is.

Speaker 40 But why?

Speaker 63 Maybe it's working on the singularity.

Speaker 93 Here, let me unshare and hang.

Speaker 66 Maybe it's working on the singularity or that's that's my

Speaker 25 joke for any

Speaker 47 technology that's not working.

Speaker 37 Sorry, working on destroying destroying all of you.

Speaker 66 Yeah, hey, this subway door is jammed.

Speaker 95 Oh, shit.

Speaker 69 Circuit's busy.

Speaker 97 Over the past year, I've gained a lot of attention for my involvement with Twitter. But recently, I started to feel like Twitter just wasn't enough.
Wasn't enough.

Speaker 97 I wanted to give my followers total access. They knew what was coming out of my mind, but not what was coming out of my body.

Speaker 26 And that's why I developed the first flagellant networking system, Tudor.

Speaker 110 It's really ingenious.

Speaker 110 Every time Ashton has a gaseous submission, or Gishan, as we call it, then it's broadcast to its millions of followers around the world, or then alerted with a distinctive ringtone.

Speaker 70 The process is simple.

Speaker 97 First, I attach the receiving pad to the flesh side of my undergarments. Then I run a non-toxic wire up the middle of my seat, lodging it in place and plugging it into my mobile device.

Speaker 97 Then, I pretty much kick back and bust some ass.

Speaker 97 I have to say, when Ashton first told me this idea, I was against it.

Speaker 99 But now, I'm still against it.

Speaker 97 It was a good system, but it still wasn't quite capturing the essence of Ashton. And a big part of that experience is smell.

Speaker 99 Is smell. Is smell.

Speaker 66 Adding the scent burst was a challenge, but Ashton insisted.

Speaker 75 Stefan workings.

Speaker 99 Sucked.

Speaker 110 Tutu uses microcrystal technology to translate the entire gamut of flatulent subtlety.

Speaker 110 Whether it's SBD, church house creepers, crunchy frogs, drifters, Jimmy Buffetts, cooked cauliflower cocktails, low-flying jets, cracked rattlers, simple putt-putts, a bassa nova, pumpinicle slammies, advanced putt-putts, thunder dumplings or ripped tones.

Speaker 110 We wanted everyone to experience Ashton's Gushens in all their glorious shades.

Speaker 111 I actually didn't realize what I was signing up for initially and I tried to unsubscribe a bunch of times but I haven't been able to. I like that 70s show okay, but this just seems invasive.

Speaker 112 Ashton's been eating beans again.

Speaker 67 Dude, what is that smell? Ashton Kutcher just parted.

Speaker 103 Oh, very cool.

Speaker 67 I was in Led Zeppelin.

Speaker 112 Let me take this.

Speaker 105 Hello? Oh, oh, it's a tent! It's the Kutcher's here. Oh, my God.
It's in my mouth.

Speaker 97 It's a gang in my mouth. So subscribe today, Tudor, because I'm that important.

Speaker 111 Ashton's at McDonald's.

Speaker 40 Well, there's a couple things I did enjoy about that.

Speaker 63 I was in Led Zeppelin,

Speaker 38 ending strong with...

Speaker 21 Yay!

Speaker 24 Yay!

Speaker 54 Director Extraordinaire, Jonathan Kreissel, has joined the

Speaker 25 fight, fight, fight, fight.

Speaker 57 I said no notes on your voice note.

Speaker 87 It was very good, Chrysal.

Speaker 17 We already listened to it.

Speaker 22 I mean, like a Stanley Kubrick backdrop. Oh.
Yeah. Yeah.

Speaker 39 Well, he's a cinephile and he knows his MC Escher.

Speaker 84 Yes.

Speaker 57 Three-dimensional.

Speaker 66 Chrysler, did you pop on in time to see Tudor?

Speaker 22 I just watched it. I was trying to find it earlier.
I couldn't even find it.

Speaker 30 Well, it didn't air. It didn't air.

Speaker 22 Well, oh, they never put it out at all.

Speaker 21 No.

Speaker 57 All right, guys.

Speaker 66 Thoughts on Tudor? Tell me everything.

Speaker 95 Don't hold back.

Speaker 78 Well, how are the eye lines, first of all, Keith?

Speaker 1 The eye lines were perfect.

Speaker 88 I thought, I mean, that is a fully realized idea.

Speaker 47 Maybe, you know, not the best one of all time, but it is all there.

Speaker 43 And you've got the them crooked vultures cameo and the quest love cameo.

Speaker 15 It is thorough.

Speaker 22 Ashton's being a super good sport.

Speaker 66 Oh my God, he's so scared.

Speaker 38 Akiva is so scared that you're on the pod that he's just gushing.

Speaker 31 It's

Speaker 40 disgusting.

Speaker 72 Oh, Christ.

Speaker 17 So, did you hear my voice note last week?

Speaker 88 It started with apologies and stuff.

Speaker 94 It was not, it was not cruel,

Speaker 10 but I didn't hold any punches, so you should hear it.

Speaker 96 But your response was perfect.

Speaker 96 But yeah, Tudor is very arable, and your effects weren't to be very

Speaker 51 airable because of farts.

Speaker 98 I did like when Jenny Slake gets the burst and it, you guys did like a, you wafted air in her face.

Speaker 41 Yeah. Like her hair blows back from the phone.

Speaker 22 It's funny to see the phones so dated. I know.
It is genuinely like, it's like Blackberry stuff.

Speaker 66 Yeah. Yeah.
Miss that query.

Speaker 90 But the technology was actually more advanced because it could do smells, which we can't do anymore.

Speaker 22 You're saying phones have gotten worse in the world.

Speaker 41 Yeah, they can't do air blasts or air blasts.

Speaker 66 I think everyone knows our stance on that.

Speaker 39 Wait, you guys,

Speaker 39 I have to bounce. I'm very sorry, but I'm very glad that that's a good one.

Speaker 22 That's all right, bro. We got got another shock jock to.

Speaker 33 Yeah, exactly.

Speaker 25 I love you, Chrysal.

Speaker 98 As long as it's always four shock jocks, then the equation does.

Speaker 72 The boat doesn't tip over.

Speaker 66 Yeah, the universe keeps its balance.

Speaker 92 Exactly, exactly.

Speaker 76 As long as I'm still the most popular character.

Speaker 27 Okay, Jorm, is there anything you want to say before you go?

Speaker 58 Yes, I think Chrysalis's right. Whatever,

Speaker 37 just in this particular battle, I'm pro-Kreisel and anti-Akiva.

Speaker 58 I love you guys.

Speaker 9 Great. That's insane.
Okay.

Speaker 45 Bye, Yorma.

Speaker 109 Bye.

Speaker 99 Get to the chopper.

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Speaker 22 Do we want to just, since we have Kreitzel, do we want to jump straight to Flags of the World?

Speaker 73 Well, hang on.

Speaker 66 Don't we want to talk for like 17 to 25 more minutes about Tudor?

Speaker 69 Well, the audience can't see it.

Speaker 22 That's true i didn't even remember them crooked vultures was

Speaker 22 did you like the social commentary i did i did and it i liked the moment when he says i was in led zeppelin that was funny that was great that was john paul jones saying he was in led zeppelin i want to also say it does harken back to a simpler time where the criticism of twitter was people just idly telling you what they were doing at any given moment yeah they were all just farting around on a thing as opposed to as opposed to like a cesspool whatever the worst people in the world right so so shout out.

Speaker 22 Like, were it Tudor right now? It'd be a little bit better than what it is.

Speaker 50 I want to just remind you, Seth, now that Chrysal has joined us, to tread lightly if you're going to make any kind of disparaging comment about incels.

Speaker 24 Right.

Speaker 47 Any politics.

Speaker 41 We want to tiptoe around.

Speaker 22 You always tell me that things, you're like, this is not the Chrysl you worked with. That's the thing you always say to me.

Speaker 91 The radicalized.

Speaker 77 Let's get to Flags of the World.

Speaker 25 Chrysalis, good to see you, buddy.

Speaker 22 Yeah, good to see you guys. Good to see you too.
Flags of the World is, I think, has a real Chrysler stamp to it. And I mean that at a high level of compliment.
Very different than anything. Yeah.

Speaker 95 It was your idea, yes?

Speaker 22 It feels like it was, but I don't really remember.

Speaker 32 I think it was.

Speaker 45 And I was like, ooh, I love that joke bag. Let's go.

Speaker 50 And then we just like hunkered down and thought of as many as we could.

Speaker 22 Yeah, it's, I just watched it. It's pretty good.
I mean, again, it's, it's relentlessly enjoyable to watch because every second there's a new thing to look at. Yeah.

Speaker 48 What inspired it? Anything, any setup here, Chrysal?

Speaker 93 Usually before we get into one, we talk about if there was any process or anything.

Speaker 55 I'm loading it up here.

Speaker 22 I mean, to me, I'm always inspired by mundane things that should not be celebrated and flags are unsung in the world.

Speaker 22 They're just funny. Like there's a flag for a country or whatever it is.

Speaker 93 Yes, it does feel very juvenile when you think about it.

Speaker 23 It is juvenile.

Speaker 22 Hearing you give that answer makes so much sense why you ended up directing Portlandias. That was a very Fred answer.

Speaker 22 Just flags.

Speaker 47 Yeah, just to notice something that's like wild.

Speaker 22 Flags.

Speaker 22 We're proud of them. We salute them.
Yeah, and they're just weirdly different symbols for different countries.

Speaker 16 Yeah. And people do put all this, they're just some fabric and people put all the meaning on them.

Speaker 22 Oh, yeah. Yeah, they mean so much.
Stars and stripes. I mean, whatever.

Speaker 33 I mean, I love it.

Speaker 71 Yeah.

Speaker 45 I was going to say, you guys, I'm right up against the edge of getting offended because you know how I feel about old glory.

Speaker 27 You know how I feel about old glory.

Speaker 109 Yes,

Speaker 109 you love it.

Speaker 22 You burn it, you go to jail.

Speaker 65 I love her, Akiva.

Speaker 25 Okay.

Speaker 71 All right.

Speaker 22 Should we rock it? Yeah, let's rock it.

Speaker 116 American flag, Canadian flag, Danish flag, Spanish flag, Brit flag, Brit flag, red flag, red flag, check flag, check flag, check flag, check flag, scotch flag, scotty flag, hottie and the naughty flag, state flag, state flag, just stepped on a rake flag, wrist flag, ankle flag, big old double gankle flag, flag of the world

Speaker 105 flag, kite flag, we love Betty, white flag, ma's flag.

Speaker 26 So we love Betty White Flag was so pandering in that moment.

Speaker 22 Hotty and the naughty flag was not pandering. That was a real.

Speaker 22 I was like, ooh, that's a little. That's a classic one for you, one for them.

Speaker 44 Who made the beat?

Speaker 42 Do we know? I don't know.

Speaker 36 It's enjoyable.

Speaker 47 It might have been Catrice or somebody in the music department, do you think?

Speaker 49 It's like a nice little laid-back group.

Speaker 55 Do you think we went and found it?

Speaker 85 Or do you think we asked like Asa or somebody?

Speaker 22 I was going to say Asa, but not positive. Dang.
I like that the Kankles are like baby cankles.

Speaker 67 Yeah, we weren't like trying to go after cankels too hard.

Speaker 22 Yeah, it's like toddler cankles. Also, you and Abby seem to be having very little direction as to what exactly you want to do.
Like, I like that it's kind of a loose, a loose dancing.

Speaker 22 Sorry,

Speaker 22 sorry, Kreidzel. You brought in a full choreography.

Speaker 56 It might take a lot of direction to get this exactly what you need.

Speaker 22 That's true. You got to say, stop less, less.

Speaker 26 I like check flag, check flag, check flag, check flag.

Speaker 67 And the last one just being a flag that is a check.

Speaker 30 Yeah.

Speaker 22 Yeah, can I also say when we talk about how we love Betty White flag was really for the moment, Moz flag, Bos flag, Skag flag. Yeah.

Speaker 22 I mean, those are three people that literally nobody in the audience in that given time would have any moment to like cheer for.

Speaker 66 Strong disagree.

Speaker 22 Brian Bosworth, Morrissey. Yeah.
Ricky Skaggs.

Speaker 66 Strong disagree, and they're still all three personal heroes.

Speaker 59 This is on the Jennifer Lopez musical guest and host episode.

Speaker 86 So it's the J-Lo fans.

Speaker 88 And there's

Speaker 66 Goodnight's J-Lo herself going, so rad that you shouted out Boz.

Speaker 30 No, no.

Speaker 33 Yeah, don't you remember?

Speaker 45 And then I told you at the after party.

Speaker 22 I've been working with Boz for the last five years.

Speaker 66 Say more about that because I think that's a joke.

Speaker 45 It's not a joke.

Speaker 22 I've been working with him very intimately.

Speaker 88 In what capacity?

Speaker 22 I've been, been he's an actor as well as a sports legend

Speaker 22 and um i do these commercials for dr pepper and he plays like a sheriff

Speaker 22 it's like a recurring series and i gotten to know him well and wait wait how do we feel about boss is boss a good hang he is interesting he has like a 30 for 30.

Speaker 22 could i say something who is boss brian bosworth bosworth yeah oh it is brian bosworth yeah from um megaforce he did have one action movie right no he has a bunch.

Speaker 50 No, it's not Mega Force, though.

Speaker 67 It's Stone Cold.

Speaker 22 Right. He has a 30 for 30.
That is very good.

Speaker 45 Agreed. I watched it.

Speaker 66 Did you like it as much as the Bo Jackson one?

Speaker 22 I don't think I've seen the Bo Jackson one.

Speaker 49 See, more proof, everyone, that we are not on the technology.

Speaker 22 I would imagine they're each in one another's. Because Bo Jackson, like, famously ran him over once, right? Oh, that's right.
Yeah. Yeah.

Speaker 22 When you first met him, Kreitzel, was he like, hey, I heard word you did flags of the world. He was.
We talked about it.

Speaker 86 Oh, Barry Boswick.

Speaker 80 That's whose name was in my brain.

Speaker 73 Yeah.

Speaker 26 Is Barry Boswick in Megaforce?

Speaker 22 Yeah. That's your boss.

Speaker 36 That's my boss. Yeah.

Speaker 66 Barry Boswick from Spin City, where I was a fucking writer's PA?

Speaker 85 That's the guy.

Speaker 75 What was your last year as a writer's PA on Spin City?

Speaker 86 Probably 2003, 2004, maybe?

Speaker 87 2003, probably.

Speaker 22 Yeah, 03 or 04.

Speaker 43 Well, at a certain point, he got promoted to be on a desk at Sid Ubu Sit.

Speaker 50 Yeah, at Ubu Productions.

Speaker 107 Where he'd answer the phone there.

Speaker 90 But that's because they produced Spin City.

Speaker 7 So it was all in the family.

Speaker 41 All right, Are we ready to continue at Flag Shag?

Speaker 116 Yeah.

Speaker 112 That's what they call it in England.

Speaker 16 Neo-Nazi Potsi Flag is good.

Speaker 112 You can't do that.

Speaker 105 Lap on flag. Lap on flag.
Little naughty strap strap on flag, red flag, clap flag, red flag, red flag, flag of the world.

Speaker 93 A bread flag is a red flag on a date when he stuck his like chopstick through a piece of white bread.

Speaker 22 Yeah, that might have been the red flag.

Speaker 104 I'm glad you got that.

Speaker 22 I like that when they showed, speaking to the lack of applause for the Skaggs flag and the Boz flag and the Moz flag, when we did show Jennifer Lopez on a flag, the audience did get behind it.

Speaker 71 Yeah. Did they? Yeah.

Speaker 22 They had a moment where they're like,

Speaker 23 yeah, they wooed her. Let's see it.
Let's see it again.

Speaker 22 For sure.

Speaker 11 Like four people

Speaker 85 counts.

Speaker 30 Oh, I see.

Speaker 45 Bread flag is tied to a character who's clearly a little off.

Speaker 60 Yeah, and he's a red flag.

Speaker 71 It's a red flag.

Speaker 66 He's a red flag when he raises his bread flag.

Speaker 60 I want to see the bread flag, but I got to pause.

Speaker 55 Oh, it's you in a wig. Yeah.

Speaker 44 Yeah, I feel like I connect with the guy raising the bread flag yeah there he is he's got rainbow suspenders dressed like mork yeah a crazy like dark hair wig he's mork he's more he's full morgan yeah they've got a bunch they've got a nice vase full of tulips and some food

Speaker 49 and it seems like they're maybe on yeah they're on date it seems like uh red flag the bread flag for me red flag exactly i think it makes perfect sense and is good it wasn't a chopstick you had an actual bread flag it's on a normal flagpole yeah man it's airtight like Sergio.

Speaker 69 All right, let's keep going.

Speaker 33 Yep, that was it.

Speaker 22 I have a lot of affection for flags of the world.

Speaker 16 90 seconds. Yeah.

Speaker 22 90 seconds.

Speaker 32 How many views, Seth, on YouTube?

Speaker 22 What do you got there?

Speaker 48 Do you want to guess first, or do you want me to just tell you?

Speaker 22 Take a guess, Andy.

Speaker 69 70 million.

Speaker 48 It went up 12 years ago.

Speaker 42 So that's after it aired, right?

Speaker 56 Because this is, we're in 2010. So

Speaker 56 it didn't get on here right away because it was still not doing YouTube.

Speaker 22 Well, that's when people were messed in that time.

Speaker 48 That's why I mean, those first three years is when all the views normally have.

Speaker 22 That was when, like, everybody was watching. If you had Bosworth and something, people were watching it.

Speaker 94 That's right. 727,000.

Speaker 42 I would actually say that's not bad.

Speaker 28 That's more than I was expecting.

Speaker 22 Not bad for five sevens.

Speaker 47 Especially for getting posted three years later.

Speaker 22 I remember, and I'm not, this is true. Like in New York Magazine or something for that year, they were like, this is one of the best SNL sketches of the year.
I'm not sure.

Speaker 70 Did they really?

Speaker 22 Fantastic. It was one of those ultra kind of things.

Speaker 30 I was like, that's right.

Speaker 22 I, again, I think it's really important to note that we're like, we're getting like later-ish in the run of digital shorts.

Speaker 22 And it's very impressive to do one that doesn't feel like anyone that came before it.

Speaker 66 That's my favorite thing about it is it's a unique little thing that hadn't, it wasn't like any of the others.

Speaker 22 Yeah. Nobody was ahead of it.
Nobody when it started was like, oh, I know what this is. Like it was really fun.
Yeah. Evergreen.
And really fast.

Speaker 66 It doesn't ask for more than it gives.

Speaker 22 It's so evergreen. Like it doesn't have the band from the Tudor one.
It was very topical at that moment.

Speaker 56 Right. Vultures.
Them crooked vultures.

Speaker 22 Crooked vultures. Yeah.
Right.

Speaker 49 This one's evergreen.

Speaker 66 It has the hottie and the naughty in it.

Speaker 22 They use it in schools, this one, to teach kids about flying.

Speaker 22 But we have it on another YouTube site that's for educational purposes. Got it.

Speaker 66 It's on an EDU.

Speaker 22 Yeah.

Speaker 87 I might have been at this episode.

Speaker 92 This might be when I returned.

Speaker 43 I had a memory of like coming into the edit when you're working on this.

Speaker 42 Is that true?

Speaker 22 This was around the time.

Speaker 16 Next week is the Zach Alphanacus one you did, and I know I was there for that at some point.

Speaker 92 But this might have been when I came back

Speaker 11 and added like all the best jokes at the last second.

Speaker 99 Just like

Speaker 57 you guys were going to do it, and it was half the speed.

Speaker 54 This is your brother.

Speaker 54 You're both in the DGA.

Speaker 36 We are. That's true.

Speaker 30 That's true.

Speaker 92 All right.

Speaker 109 Well,

Speaker 59 it's a delightful little morsel.

Speaker 22 I'm heartbroken about something right now.

Speaker 51 Okay.

Speaker 22 I have found on Vulture.

Speaker 30 Did Alexi dump you?

Speaker 22 Yeah. Fuck.

Speaker 22 That was the one rule. Let's not talk about our relationship during podcasts.

Speaker 22 Here she is leaving a fucking note on the fridge.

Speaker 22 I found a

Speaker 22 article on Vulture, which is the best sketches of the season from 2010. Okay.
But it's a slideshow that's not loading.

Speaker 24 Oh.

Speaker 22 So I'm going to have to, I'm going to get some, I'm going to do some.

Speaker 96 Hit me with the link in case.

Speaker 92 Just hit me with it real quick.

Speaker 22 All right. I'm going to send it over.

Speaker 95 Yeah. Hit Keeve and and the tit.

Speaker 22 Less fun.

Speaker 45 That was sort of, it was an abbreviated version of what I normally say.

Speaker 67 Yeah.

Speaker 22 Oh, Andy, did you tell them about Tudor? I was telling Andy that I remember when we were filming it, Demi Moore was there. Oh, right.

Speaker 51 Oh.

Speaker 22 And, but it's kind of like this voice from out of the darkness. Because remember, it was like we were doing those talking head interviews.
And she was like, Asian dude, Liz. I'm like, who is that?

Speaker 22 It's like, oh, Demi Moore.

Speaker 66 Whoa. She was pitching jokes, you were saying.

Speaker 22 She was pitching jokes because she was really into it. We were very nervous that, like, is he going to find this funny?

Speaker 22 is this like too close to home because he was the king of twitter at that point and she was loving it uh

Speaker 22 the rules um jezebel remember jezebel.com there said it was one of the highlights of the show flags of the world yeah i missed jezebel i loved that site it was a good time there was a real optimism in the internet and by that i mean a lot of websites of people we liked who were snarky about things

Speaker 22 but funny about it yeah but funny and like good writers who then you'd want to work with later on exactly and i think you probably did uh can i run through a couple things worth noting in the ashton cutcher show yeah yes please chrysalis there so this is this is pertinent uh a couple of uh sketches that stayed with me for a long time uh there was a solomon sablet klein sketch called burn notice game show do you remember that oh yes it's so funny it tees it up as burn notice game show

Speaker 22 and then the the only question they ask is what is burn notice right what is burn notice that really stuck with me but isn't it when they're saying it's a sunglasses commercial, or yeah, they're trying to guess nobody knows what burn notice is.

Speaker 22 And the best is because, again, it was a very popular show on USA. It was, and that's what Sudek is as the host kept being like, it's the eighth most popular show on cable.

Speaker 76 Yeah, no, it's a lot.

Speaker 95 No, no, no, it's it's they're giving props

Speaker 108 who can tell me literally anything about this immensely popular

Speaker 97 television show.

Speaker 105 Yes,

Speaker 111 is it a reality show

Speaker 99 about

Speaker 111 sunglasses?

Speaker 70 No.

Speaker 48 Is it kind of like NCIS?

Speaker 30 Oh, okay. In what way?

Speaker 21 I don't know.

Speaker 22 And there's a really nice moment where late in it, Ashton Kutcher says, does it take place in Miami? And there's a ding, ding, ding.

Speaker 22 And Sadegas, the host, goes, oh my God, we've never heard that noise before. Judges? And you think the judges are going to say, like, that's right.

Speaker 22 And it cuts to three judges who also don't know anything about burn notice.

Speaker 22 It's a really nice move.

Speaker 75 There's also a, I mean, I would say a perfect 10 to 1, which is band reunion at the wedding.

Speaker 30 Oh, yeah, Fred.

Speaker 22 Which is Fred, Bill, Dave Grohl.

Speaker 103 Right.

Speaker 22 Are playing at Fred's daughter's wedding, and they used to be a punk band. called Crisis of Conformity.

Speaker 49 This got a lot of play in the Questlove Doc, right?

Speaker 9 Yeah.

Speaker 22 about the music stuff which was awesome also i mean it starts with a very dorky fred being like these guys used to be in a band with me and we want to do a song and then you don't realize until they start that it's a punk band called crisis of conformity because he sort of introduces the band and then the song is uh fist fight in the parking lot

Speaker 22 And it's kind of a perfect sketch because it's just like a real hardcore, like unironically great punk song.

Speaker 36 That was the five to one, huh?

Speaker 22 That was the five to one.

Speaker 51 It was right at the end. Wow.

Speaker 22 And it was a great use of Dave Grohl. And then that was the era where I was making a t-shirt every year for the show.
That was like the writer's party.

Speaker 22 And it was, do you remember it was a concert t-shirt for Crisis of Conformity?

Speaker 86 Yeah, it was a great design it was a great design and then the back of it was the tour days for crisis of conformity were all of our hometowns yeah yeah i remember because berkeley was on there like three times yeah did three nights at the greekers they did three nights at berkeley yeah oh that's nice seth i didn't remember that that's very thoughtful I wore that shirt for years until something weird happened that just like started shrinking I guess because it was just getting tighter and tighter I don't know if you want to talk up to the manufacturer of it or something I think it has to do with the the manufacturer because that happened to me too oh my god well that's actually proof because it couldn't possibly happen to both of us.

Speaker 61 It's weird because I never washed it.

Speaker 45 Like it just started shrinking.

Speaker 25 Yeah.

Speaker 69 I was like, this is tighter than it was.

Speaker 91 By a lot.

Speaker 55 I have, if you're ready for a comment I found, it's a question that I think is a good one about last week.

Speaker 47 When there's a two-part sketch like the closet organizer and bar sketch, do they get submitted and read at the table as one act or do they get split up at the table read?

Speaker 48 The answer is split up.

Speaker 71 Slit up.

Speaker 88 You try to kind of at the table give the same experience that the viewer would have at home.

Speaker 47 So you definitely would have one, let other sketches play.

Speaker 56 And at this point, was it Shoemaker who would choose the rundown order of the table read?

Speaker 22 No, Shoemaker's gone now.

Speaker 56 So Kenward. So then Kenward.

Speaker 43 So then he would be, you know, actually thinking of it like putting on a live show and thinking like, oh, how many?

Speaker 48 I don't want people to have forgotten about it and try to give it a shot at, you know, I don't know how many sketches later, but it is a thoughtful process.

Speaker 22 There's another crazy thing about the Kutcher show, which I already lost.

Speaker 85 What's your question, Carsten?

Speaker 23 While he's looking,

Speaker 22 that was such an anomaly to me, that recurring thing. Like, I don't even remember that.

Speaker 57 No, we've talked about it earlier before you got on, that they are so rare.

Speaker 16 And then that one, to me, like, there's the Magruber kind where it was surprising the first time, but they also feel self-contained.

Speaker 43 This one, where it was like building on a character where you would have no idea would come back.

Speaker 56 And then it was in a new genre, but bringing, you know, because the first one's in an ad and the second one's in a sketch.

Speaker 107 I'm sure there's other examples in the 50-year history, but there's very few.

Speaker 66 I love those. Hit us in the titties if you know an example.

Speaker 22 The other thing I want to say about the coaching show, well, two things. This is the fattest update, which has four features.
Andy was the kid who just woke up.

Speaker 53 Liam.

Speaker 22 Liam, the teen who just woke up. Do you remember? I texted with Mulaney today to verify.
Do you remember your other name that you wanted to have for him?

Speaker 26 He loves talking about this.

Speaker 22 Because you came in and you said, I either want to do a character named Liam, the teen who just woke up, or Bedhead Joe.

Speaker 30 Jones.

Speaker 95 Which he always brings it up as if I'm some sort of buffoon.

Speaker 64 And I'm like, I don't know, man.

Speaker 66 I think Bedhead Jones is pretty sticky.

Speaker 22 I don't think he does bring it up like you're a buffoon. I think he was like, this is the funniest fucking thing that he had two names for it.
And the second name being Bedhead Jones was really funny.

Speaker 22 But here's in one update, Bedhead Jones, Jean-Kay Jean, Bill is Elliot Spitzer, and Garth and Cat, five cast members came out. Wow.
That must have been like a 20-minute update.

Speaker 9 Those are good ones, though.

Speaker 6 If I really could.

Speaker 55 If I remember them with no

Speaker 80 coaching to remember it, then those are all good ones.

Speaker 9 Yeah.

Speaker 22 I guess that's why Tudor got cut because that was so long.

Speaker 51 Yeah, it's probably.

Speaker 16 Honestly, we started this also, Chrys.

Speaker 46 So I was saying, like.

Speaker 60 Part of, I think, what was making you guys annoyed about it getting cut is that things that we have made that are much less polished and less good than that have aired.

Speaker 9 Oh, sure.

Speaker 6 And how it's the unfair luck of the draw of what the whole rest of the show is in terms of that.

Speaker 22 Because you're backstage watching, you're like, this one's long. Come on, come on, get it over with.

Speaker 22 Bang, there's like 30 seconds left.

Speaker 56 Here's not to backtrack, but I've just have the comments open.

Speaker 85 Here's earlier, I was looking for comments that either got my back or your back, Chrysal.

Speaker 43 Here's one: Team Akiva.

Speaker 55 Here's the very next one: Keeve is wrong.

Speaker 90 The disorientation was the point. It heightens the terror of what isn't terrifying.
So, you know, it can go either way.

Speaker 22 I think cinephiles know what's up.

Speaker 45 De Vere Chrysal. Yeah.

Speaker 22 Regular people are just like, huh? What's happening?

Speaker 22 I'm telling you, I was watching Parasite, which is a masterpiece. I know.

Speaker 22 And there's a scene where you're like, why is this shot? It's

Speaker 48 he moves them over when she's pretending to be rich or whatever, but the camera does this beautiful dolly move over the back of the other person's head.

Speaker 42 Yeah.

Speaker 90 And then they're both facing the exact same direction.

Speaker 56 Exactly.

Speaker 16 So it's completely bizarre, but it's like so controlled that it's like you have to notice.

Speaker 10 Yes.

Speaker 69 Like Sergio. Like Sergio.

Speaker 75 Hey, can I just

Speaker 22 the Jennifer Lopez show, there was another great 10-to-1er. Well, there's two things.
One, the actual last sketch in the JLo show is Closet Organizer again.

Speaker 22 Lauren sort of ran it again as a commercial parody to like fill the last two minutes where obviously the show was short.

Speaker 90 Oh, just the videotape of, yeah.

Speaker 22 Which is a reminder that Closet Organizer, the first half, can stand alone.

Speaker 44 And you know what you don't see very often on this rundown?

Speaker 47 So Closet Organizer, as you say, played at the end end because clearly he needed something to fill out the show at the very last second and we weren't ready with another live sketch, right?

Speaker 59 It's also in the cut after dress.

Speaker 6 So clearly Closet Organizer was used as a videotape in dress as like filler just to get between things.

Speaker 57 And then it got cut.

Speaker 47 So it's in the cut after dress and then it's also in the air rundown because at the last minute it got re-put in.

Speaker 66 I find that interesting, Akiva.

Speaker 90 It's on the added on air section as well.

Speaker 86 You just don't see that that often.

Speaker 11 Agree.

Speaker 42 Rundown.

Speaker 45 A good tidbit to throw in.

Speaker 22 And then there was also, I'll just say that in the J-Lo show, there was a women's curling from the ESPN Classic Guys. And I'm only going to say it so we could just throw in one line from it.

Speaker 9 Okay, perfect.

Speaker 22 And we'll throw it in now.

Speaker 108 Now, why don't we meet tonight's competitors? Up first, we've got Helga Birkenstock. Now, it looks like she's inspecting her teammates' brushes.
Very important thing to do.

Speaker 108 Greg, I gotta ask you, what is the purpose of those brushes?

Speaker 72 Oh, no idea.

Speaker 108 Well, I mean, if you had to take a stab in the dark, oh, I'd probably kill someone.

Speaker 30 Well, no, no, no.

Speaker 71 I wish I heard it.

Speaker 9 Yeah, I bet it was the audience just got to hear that, but we didn't.

Speaker 107 And that's good because we've been doing the thing where we tell things and then beep them out because the audience doesn't allow to hear it.

Speaker 55 And this time, we didn't get to hear it.

Speaker 71 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 44 Hey, Quades, let us know.

Speaker 16 Was that a good clip?

Speaker 22 Was it a good clip?

Speaker 1 If only there was a way for us to hear it.

Speaker 22 Well, we'll listen later.

Speaker 22 Boy, what it's so nice to see you, Kreitzel. Yeah, same, same to you.

Speaker 96 What do you need to plug?

Speaker 22 Well, I don't want to get up to that.

Speaker 45 There is something I forgot.

Speaker 50 Seth, how did you do on spelling bee?

Speaker 22 I mean, I quibbied, but I quibby with a bunch of hints and stuff. So it doesn't matter.
So you didn't quibby. Correct.
Yeah. Yeah.

Speaker 49 How many hints?

Speaker 45 As a reminder, I had one.

Speaker 66 Yeah. So how many hints?

Speaker 22 Like 14.

Speaker 45 Like 14 hints.

Speaker 22 Yeah, yeah, probably.

Speaker 43 Andy Quibby's clean most days.

Speaker 22 That's the whole thing. Gets them all without any hints.

Speaker 17 He gets Queen B and he doesn't use the hints.

Speaker 66 I had a crazy streak recently. It's my third longest streak where I believe I got eight straight days clean.

Speaker 67 And then after that, I had one hint and then two or three more days straight.

Speaker 22 I had to quit. It just was taking over my life.

Speaker 45 No, same. Exactly.
It's such a waste of time.

Speaker 34 Anyway, my longest streak is, I think, 17 days.

Speaker 61 Andy.

Speaker 30 Andy is spent

Speaker 42 thousands of hours.

Speaker 58 It's a time stock crystal.

Speaker 49 I completely agree with you.

Speaker 81 It's ruining my life.

Speaker 37 It's getting in the way of my ability to connect with my kids

Speaker 25 and my spouse.

Speaker 65 Isn't that funny, Akiba?

Speaker 47 I mean, half half the audience won't even get to hear this part because they turned off this podcast in the first 30 seconds when

Speaker 43 we told them right at the top.

Speaker 76 Right, yeah. They were like, I got what I needed.
Bye.

Speaker 47 Chrysalis just let a lot of people tune in just to find out if Andy Quibbied or not.

Speaker 48 And so the moment we let that out of the bag, they're like, bloop, they're off.

Speaker 15 Yep, and we did it.

Speaker 55 We always hold it to the end to kind of tease it along.

Speaker 43 But today he talked about it right off the bat.

Speaker 109 Oh, wait.

Speaker 22 Kev just shared something which should maybe be our newbie clip. Ready?

Speaker 30 Not the B!

Speaker 49 That's when we don't quibby, Kevin.

Speaker 9 Yeah.

Speaker 50 That's for the tough ones. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I mean, I had to use one hit today, so yeah, not the B.

Speaker 30 Not the B.

Speaker 77 All right, Chrysal, thank you for hopping on, buddy.

Speaker 49 Yeah,

Speaker 32 love you, Chrysal. Love you guys.

Speaker 49 Love you guys. Yeah.

Speaker 73 Love you. Later.

Speaker 77 Later, Arnold.

Speaker 108 Later, Quaits.