New Book Smells, Vanishing Shows & Never Auditioning

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Hello and welcome to this episode of the Resides Entertainment Questions and Answers Edition.

I'm Marina Hai And I'm Richard Osman.

Hi, Marina.

Hello, Richard.

Now,

before we even sort of get into the questions, we have some any other business.

The QI Elves have been in touch.

Oh, it's never good.

It's never good.

By the way, we love the QI Elves, but

it's like getting a telegram from The Hague.

You're like, oh, no, have they caught up with me?

I never opened mine.

Unfortunately, Richard got a QI Claxon in your recent show when he said that Catchphrase recorded their Christmas episode in May, which was the earliest ever in TV.

QI recorded our series W Winter Wonderland episode on March the 11th, over a month before Easter.

Can anyone beat that?

Yes, I can definitely beat that.

Also, people always say, Arsha, we've talked about it.

I know when people say, why on earth are you doing this in June or May?

It's because if that's when you film for the year, we do 110 episodes of House of Games and we do it in...

June and July.

It's called public service.

Look it up.

That's when we do it.

And that's the cheapest way to do it.

It's do it all in one go because the team worked for that.

You You know, everyone just does it.

And so when you do that, you do the Christmas thing because we're not going to be back in the studio before December.

So we can't just turn up in December.

You can't just turn up and have Christmas in December.

Yeah.

That's crazy.

Yes, I can beat March QI Elves.

On Deal on No Deal, we once filmed next year's Christmas show last Christmas.

So we did it a year in advance.

That's what we did.

So can anyone beat that?

Would be my next question.

Don't try and beat Noel Edmonds.

Don't try and beat Noel Edmonds.

Fascinating.

We had a lot of response to the Noel Edmonds item on last week's news show, didn't we?

Yes.

People were very interested.

People were absolutely intrigued.

I was able to offer some further information on certain matters.

Listen, I think we should probably get on with the questions and answers, Richard.

I've got one for you.

No way.

This is good.

This is good.

Hannah Conwill is in touch to say, hi, team.

Huge thanks to the podcast.

You're most welcome, Hannah.

Oh, thank you, Hannah.

It's a taste of home while I'm in the US.

Now, speaking of British cynicism, what is the best example you have of something that lost its magic once you saw how it was made?

I saw someone saying they met someone called Hannah recently and asked how it was spelt.

And she said, just two of each.

So that's great.

Two H's, two A's, two N's.

Hannah, my main answer would be it's almost always the magic is increased.

Almost always the magic is increased when you go and see something being made, which is weird because it should be smaller.

The one cliche you always hear is you go to a TV set and it's much smaller than you thought it was going to be.

And there are certain shows where that is the case.

If you go to, you know, something like Match of the the Day or BBC Breakfast or something like that, when they have these amazing screens around them, it's smaller than you think.

But because of the lack of shows being made in British studios, most shows are now in huge studios.

If you come to House of Games, it's enormous.

It's a really, you know, it looks big and impressive.

If you get a countdown, it's enormous.

These things that you would think you would walk in and go, oh my God, it's tiny.

And it tends not to be.

There's a traditional one, but it is really, really, really true that you go to see the university challenge set

and you want them to be on top of each other.

Yeah.

And of course they're not.

And you know they're not because they do have shots during the thing of them being side by side.

But even so, when you walk in and you just think, well, this is...

You want to see like blanketity blank.

Yeah, you want it to be like blankety blank.

You just think, well,

this isn't what I signed up for.

This isn't the show that I see on.

This isn't further education in the United Kingdom and I want no part of it.

Yeah, exactly that.

And I bout a very few people in my love of University Challenge.

I really do.

I was just really, really struggling to think of a show where there's some magic that disappears the moment you turn up.

The show that that um i would never go and see again because i love it and i know it would lose its magic for me and i talk to all sorts of people who have been to see it is strictly now strictly i love i love strictly so much

but you know they film both those episodes on the same night as everyone knows that that's not that's not a spoiler you have to sit in the same seat all the way through and sort of cheer and applaud and my one thing as a tv producer is always how long is this going to take and with strictly it's really really really long.

And of course, you've got to turn up before for some, you know, for a group dance.

And then there'll be bits in between the two shows.

And then you've got to do the final show.

It's just, you'd be there for a really, really, really long time.

And what the producers and director on that show do so brilliantly is they make it feel just like an effortless party throughout.

You're watching on TV and it's just a joy from start to finish.

And you're always watching something.

There's always sequins in your eye line.

But to go there, like, I know a few people have said, yeah, I went along to support a friend of mine.

And they're like, God, five hours later, I'm still there.

I'm sort of, you know, I've got a grin that sort of, you know, has been plastered on.

I was talking to someone who'd been on Strictly recently, and normally people are very good.

They toe the line.

But he was saying, when you're actually on that balcony looking at the other contestants, all I'm thinking is I have to dance later and I'm absolutely bricking myself.

And yet, I constantly have to be looking at this person.

occasionally someone I don't like particularly and smiling and being really, really supportive.

That's of the whole strictly journey, that was the hardest bit.

Most of the time, you know full well that people love each other, but just occasionally, especially if you're dancing at the end, I do not want to be standing here.

I want to be in my dressing room, head in my hands, you know, trying to get my, you know,

going through my moves, doing this, that, the other.

And I can't because the show has to look like this joyous thing, which it does.

Gladiators would be another because you just

what an incredibly long record that is.

There's no way of doing either of those shows without that.

I know, as a producer, I know that.

So I wouldn't go along to them because I know some of the magic would be taken off.

I was thinking about this while you were talking, thinking, is there anything?

I have to say that there are some things that I've heard about how they were made.

And you hear people have horror stories either as writers or maybe working with very difficult actors, really unpleasant, working in horrible writers' rooms.

It's really weird.

Even when I know this, or maybe the two people who've clashed a show, created a show have fallen out.

Even when I know this, I have to say that it doesn't, especially because it's often behind fantastic shows, these sort of things, or show.

And in fact, all the ones I'm thinking about, which I can't really name without betraying confidences, were really big and really successful.

But knowing about that behind-the-scenes stuff has,

I mean, I go back and re-watch and think, can I see it?

Can I see that these two hated each other?

Or can I see this line that they went with instead of what somebody else wanted to have?

You know, I hear about it and you hear like real horror stories.

it makes you wise to individual people but i don't think it changes the show for me when i hear if i loved it first time round even if i hear that something dreadful happened um in order to get it i don't mind that much um it doesn't ruin it for me yeah i think that's exactly right you you you can often know too much about what goes on behind the scenes i hasten to add i love university challenge and strictly and gladiators there's just certain things where you just think oh that's tough to make if you come and see um i think we're going to do a bonus episode soon about how House of Games is made.

Joey, our producer, is coming up to talk to all the team about what happens on a day on a show like that.

And so we'll be seeing some of the magic behind the curtain there.

But I would hope most people who come along to that show still think it's magic.

Owen Riley has a question for you, Marina.

I've read about a number of actors who have said they no longer have to audition for movies and are simply offered roles by directors slash studios.

Denzel Washington, who revealed he hasn't had to audition for a role since he won his Oscar for Best Actor in 2001.

My question is, what does an actor need to do to be afforded this right?

This is a good one.

If you don't have to audition, you're what's known as offer-only.

By the way, nothing in this is hard and fast.

Auditions now, I'm sure we've talked about this before, but auditions now are mostly self-tape.

So you record at home and you send it in.

Offer only means that someone, they're going to make a financial offer to you.

You do not have to do an audition.

I'm sure Denzel has never had to audition since then because people think, I'm going to, if you get done, how how things tend to work.

You build something around it.

You're a writer and a director or a producer and you need to attach a star.

This is what it means.

And if you've got someone attached to the project, then you've got a project, basically, and you can go out and sell it.

The star is really the most important part of that, unless it's a director like someone like Christopher Nolan, who is really...

bigger than all the stars in terms of what he brings and we'll come to him in a moment because I can assure you people will will audition for Christopher Nolan if he asks I would if he's listening yeah if he's listening if you you know we're available If you're a TV actor, you might be offer-only for a cameo.

So you're going to be just a guest star in one week's episode of

a series, or you're going to even maybe have a, I don't know, three-episode arc, then you will be offer-only if you're a name and they might, and they'll want to get it, and you'll like it because it's quite a short job and what have you.

So what happens if you're someone like Denzel and you're doing a movie?

Then the casting director will make a list of people who are available for maybe the co-star role or the supporting actor roles.

And the further you get down the list, the further away you get from offer only.

And most people are going to have to send something in.

And by the way, there are a lot of actors who say that, or their agent will say they're offer only.

But as I say, Christopher Nolan's asking you to read for something, you will do it.

Also, by the way, if someone says Denzel is doing this film and we're looking for Denzel's wife or Denzel's sidekick, you go, I will read for that.

I will read for that because I want to work with that person.

As I say, offer only for a guest star, but not for a co-star or whatever it is.

Even A-listers have to do chemistry reads.

So if you're putting, you know, if you've got a got two romantic leads, they will have to do a chemistry read.

And a chemistry read is exactly what it sounds like, which is how do these two bounce off each other?

How do they look together on screen?

How do they interact off screen as well?

Film can take a very, very long time.

But it is that weird thing that you, you know, you can be sitting talking to two people in a room and then you look through the camera and you go, oh.

Yeah, it just doesn't, for some reason, it doesn't work.

But even obviously, when you're offer only,

you will have a meeting you denzel will have many meetings before he agrees to be in the film and maybe before they formally tell him that it's all going ahead over the years you can read so many interviews of people who say i wanted that part so much travolta was offered that part vincent vega without an audition um but bruce willis who was riding far higher than Travolta at that time, so wanted it.

He wanted that particular part.

He auditioned for that.

Now, Jodie Foster in Silence, Jonathan Demi really wanted Michelle Pfeiffer to be clarice starling in silence of the lands jodie foster had been a star since she was quite literally a child and had no need to audition for that but really wanted it so much and did and you always and as i say christopher lolin is a prime example now of someone who people are so keen to work with um that they will that they will do things and i actually recently speaking

saw some tapings of some huge actors recently and all of those people do not do auditions supposedly i would be offer-only.

And all of them, I saw the tapings of all of them for

then they were effectively auditioning.

So it's a kind of imprecise answer.

But also, with the Christopher Nolan type thing, you can audition for him because even if you're not right for this one, you just want to be in the room with him, get on with him, show him your chops.

And you know, for future reference, you might just think, oh, actually, that's that person I really liked when they're in the room.

And actually, this role wasn't right for them, but this is.

I'm always amazed by how few just offer-onies there are.

Even British TV or something, you know, you get, I was talking to Phil Daniels about it and he'd just been doing a self-tape for something.

But, and I was like, but they like, hasn't your entire career been an audition?

Like, you know what Phil Daniels does.

Does that suit the character that you've got?

You've seen him do 50 different things in 50 different ways.

You know, he's.

you know who he is and what he does, but you know, they still will self-tape that because why not?

But yeah, it's almost always a status thing, which is if you are doing the show or the film a favor, it will often be offer only.

If this will be advancing your career in some way or other, then you will audition.

It's, you know,

it's that kind of very delicate balance, isn't it?

Of actually, I would absolutely love to do this and this would do my career some good.

I will audition versus that would be a lot of fun.

They know I'd be good in it already.

Then it's an offer.

So yeah, as you say, it's a deeply movable feast, but I'm always amazed at how many people audition for things.

Oh, yeah, even if they say they don't.

Here's a good one for you, Richard, from Courtney Shembury Gray.

I keep keep hearing about the TV network supposedly running out of money, but it strikes me as untruthful.

How can they be so poor when the BBC takes a licence fee from millions of people in the country?

I mean, there's some truth in that, but that's like anything, isn't it?

It's like the prison service.

You think, well, why is the prison service so run down when they take tax money from everyone in the country?

I mean, some things are very, very expensive.

TV is...

definitely one of them.

You have to take a view as to whether you get more from the television industry than

it takes takes out.

It's weird how those two worlds, BBC and mass incarceration, have really crossed over in recent years.

So yeah, I think TV is very expensive.

You know, it has large capital set up funds, big teams who have to make it.

So

it does cost a lot of money.

With the BBC, they've taken constant real-term cuts because of inflation and various other things like that.

And they had co-production money.

There were so many co-productions on British Tech, which, by the way,

was itself a journey in the sense that in the old days, they could afford to put on all their own drama and comedy and what have you, and then it became very expensive.

But then suddenly there was all this money coming in from the streamers who wanted to do co-productions in order to build their libraries and to get that sort of exposure.

And now there is no co-production money and they can't afford to do so many of the things they want to do.

There's so many things on the BBC slate that would be sort of half, they're half funded.

The BBC is half funded and they don't have co-production money anymore.

And what do you mean by that?

They don't have co-production money in their because they're not going to do any more deals with Netflix.

They're not going to do any more with HBO, you know, something like I May Destroy You, which is HBO and the BBC or lots of other different things.

They had lots of these arrangements and those are now gone.

Yeah, but they do, they do do co-production, you know, BBC Studios will do co-productions and get money from elsewhere.

But yeah, not that streamlined in terms of other, yeah, absolutely, in terms of other platforms.

So, yeah, I think the basic point is there's an awful lot of things that are that are funded by all of us, none of which have enough money.

So the BBC's basic annual budget is somewhere around just over 5 billion.

And about 65% of that comes from license fee.

The rest comes from commercial activities and selling shows and what have you.

So that's what they're working with.

And it sounds like an awful lot of money.

But then if you think about what it is that they do with that money,

it soon kind of gets apportioned out.

Television is incredibly expensive to do.

I know people say, look at how many people they're sending to Glastonbury and this, that, the other.

By and large,

one's cloth is cut very close to the bone.

Can a cloth be cut very close to the bone?

I think it can.

You know what I mean, though.

And so if it sounds like something's overstaffed, it's because you don't understand how complicated it is to put on.

I think there's definitely an argument that in the past, the BBC maybe had more money than it knew what to do with.

I think that is definitely a difficult thing.

That's long past.

That is long past.

If you look at stuff like the World Service, which used to be paid for by the Department of International Development, Foreign Office, whatever it was, their arrangement, and then suddenly it was all for the BBC to fund.

And now they've...

government have put in some money but this is a sort of huge and amazing instrument of soft power that in my view we should fund double.

It's so little money when you look at the big sums they're talking about.

It's like if you doubled it, someone like Peter Basil

was saying recently, why don't we just double it?

It's another sort of 80 million pounds, which in terms of government sums is absolutely nothing.

And it's such a huge sort of influence across the world and would make so much sense.

That's a real investment in soft power Britain.

And yet the BBC is expected to come up with it.

And because things have become more expensive, it just means it's going to have to cut things.

Yeah, listen, we all know how much it is to fill potholes, and we all think that should be done.

And, you know, the BBC fills cultural potholes, I think, up and down the country.

100% get it that if the BBC doesn't work for you or there's nothing on there for you, then why would you pay it?

But I feel we've been very open about this on the show many times that we feel that the BBC is a net positive for the country.

I never talk about the BBC because I'm obviously they pay me to do a house a game, so I feel I'm compromised.

The BBC is trying to do local radio, local news, big prime time mainstream shows, dramas, sitcoms, all of those things.

It can do far fewer than it used to because it does have in real terms an awful lot less money.

Yeah, it is it is not at a stage anymore where it is frittering money away I would say but television happens to be very very very expensive so if you want to be in that game and I would say as a country probably do want to be in that game that's what it costs.

In fact, it should cost an awful lot more.

Right.

After this break that we're about to go to, we're going to talk about why books smell like they do.

Listen, we got range.

Yeah, huge range.

See you after the break.

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I really want to, I love Heartstopper so much, but I'm going to, I think I'm going to just going to say a movie because there's breadth, there's breadth there.

And I'm going to talk about queer Luca Guardanino's movie, which is loosely based on William Burroughs's memoir and Daniel Craig's in it.

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But it's one of those sitcoms, just when you're despairing of ever seeing a great sitcom again, the English teacher came along and it just takes the world on in such an interesting way and such a unique way and such a 2025 way that you just, why have I not seen this character before?

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Brian Jordan Alvarez writes it, stars in it as well, as Evan Marquez, who's the titular English teacher of the piece.

But it's just brilliantly funny.

And most importantly, it's just absolutely full of jokes.

Okay, well, there's no question that It's a sin would make it onto my list, which is Russell T.

Davis's brilliant drama about the AIDS crisis told through the group of sort of young friends in the

80s.

Obviously, the story has got so much tragedy in it.

I don't think anyone writes friendship and fun like him.

There's something about the way he writes it that's so authentic and you really feel like, oh, I really want these people to be my friends.

I actually went back really recently and watched episode one of it just because I wanted to see how he did it.

You know, you're aware what it's like.

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Literally, you know, dismantle it.

I thought it was absolutely brilliant.

And, you know, as I say, it's completely heartbreaking in lots of ways, but there are moments of total levity.

I mean, even there's a bit in a hospital and someone is dying of AIDS.

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the idea that you could inject any humor into that situation, but it's so real and so brilliant.

I just think it's amazing.

I absolutely loved It's a Sin.

You've taken that off my playlist.

That definitely would have been, no, no, no, listen.

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Welcome back, everybody.

Welcome back, everyone.

As promised, we're going to be smelling books now, really, because Lola Marshall has asked, my friend and I were discussing how new books seem to vary in smell.

So we were wondering, does an author choose which type of paper to publish their book on?

Is the smell of paper a factor that goes into consideration?

It's the only thing for me.

Yeah.

That's why I signed with Penguin, because they promised me the smell.

I just went to all the different publishing houses, smelt the books.

and chose the smell I liked.

No, look, there's a lovely new book smell.

We all know that in the same way as a new car smell.

We can work out where new car smell comes from.

It's kind of leather or kind of furniture polish altogether.

But yeah, no, books don't have their own intrinsic smell.

You certainly don't choose what the smell of the book is.

It doesn't come to you in smell-o-vision, sadly.

It really doesn't.

No one is going around the cedar forests of Croatia going, this will make a great Marion Keys.

I had a chat to some of the production people at Viking, which my publishers at Penguin Random House, Sarah Granger.

Thank you, Sarah, and Annie Underwood.

And they said a number of things.

They're quite right.

They're saying there's nothing like opening a new book and smelling that new book smell, but the smell has almost nothing to do with the paper that is chosen.

It has all sorts of different things.

The paper itself doesn't have a strong smell.

Okay.

I mean, listen, we never kind of walk into the room and go, what's that smell?

And it's like we've left a piece of paper somewhere.

It's very, very rare.

It's made up from a number of organic materials.

As it gets older.

Old book smell is a thing that people like.

I'm quoting here, exactly.

The paper decays and emits a range of different smells.

So what you're smelling there is decaying paper.

Wow, does Gwyneth have a candle of that i don't think she should do right and that depends on the composition of the paper ink and binding materials used um i had a long chat with my publisher about it as well and we're talking about why you choose certain papers the thickness and quality of the paper is absolutely taken into account certain papers you just you know you can go to your bookshelves and find that you know hardbacks and paperbacks and things

there's some classier stuff on there and some of it's to do with what ink is being used what font is being used even some of it is to do with the length of the book because you know if a piece of paper is like two micrometers thicker than another piece of paper, actually by the time you got to the end of 400 pages, that's a lot more thickness.

And you've got to think of the spine of the book and all of that stuff.

You know, it has to take ink very well.

It has to be not opaque at all.

So you don't want to see the next page coming through.

American books you'll find are an awful lot floppier than British books.

So they like their chocolate.

Like the chocolate, exactly.

Listen, there's certain things America does very well.

Chocolate and book paper quality

are not two of them.

But both Sarah and Annie said, so there's lots and lots of considerations when you're choosing paper, but smell is definitively not one of them.

Often it can be where it was stored, and you know, it can be something in the bookshop or wherever that gives it a certain smell.

And they tend to be kind of you'll pack them 25 into a crate, and then it'll be in an airtight crate.

So often they're sitting in an airtight container for quite some time before they get to the shops.

So again, maybe there's something in that.

One of the absolute keys now, which I think definitely wasn't the case 20 years ago, is sustainability.

Because, you know, obviously, if you have an audio book or if you have an e-book, there are far fewer environmental concerns.

But the book industry uses a lot of paper.

It kind of has to.

It's known for it.

And so my books, for example, and listen, I'm not the only one.

I haven't been the one going, I have to have sustainability.

You know, this is Penguin Random House across that and the other publishers.

So my paper,

if you want to have a little smell of it now, it comes from Sweden, where you get very low-carbon-emitting papers used from sustainably managed forests.

So, yeah, all my paper, or my paper for the UK editions and for most of the European editions as well, is Swedish.

None of that American muck.

Paper.

Listen, it's not muck.

I don't know.

Actually, I don't know where the Americans get their paper from.

They've got a lot of forests over there, so I assume they've...

Well, have they tariffed it yet?

They've tariffed pulp.

Tree tariffs.

Yeah, we'll look into where America gets there.

If they tariff pulp, that's bad news for the book industry and also for pulp.

Yeah.

So yeah, there is no such thing really as choosing for smell.

The smell comes from environmental factors and it gets more pungent with age.

So if you like the smell, just listen, you've just got an easy win there.

A very good, very specific question from Claire TP that lots of people want to know the answer to.

And I suspect you might know it, Marina.

On an old episode of The Thick of It, the Malcolm Tucker character, Malcolm Tucker, says, no, I don't think they'll run with it because it's libelous, just as libelous as the Hugh Edwards rumour.

This was around 2007.

Now, Claire TP asks, did the writers know something or was it just a joke at the time?

Did they and writers in general have to get permission to make these sorts of jokes from the person they are about?

Ah, okay.

Well, first of all, you don't ever have to get permission from someone to make a joke about them.

I suspected this was the answer, but I checked with Armando Yannucci about this.

And he says, no, we knew nothing about Hugh Edwards.

We picked his name because at the time he seemed like the most squeaky clean face of the BBC.

And it was going to be either him or Attenborough.

But they figured that Malcolm would pick a news guy when he was making his joke.

So he said the only time they were challenged by the BBC lawyer was when Malcolm is scripted as saying it's inevitable, as inevitable as what they'll find in Jimmy Savile's cellar after he's died.

And they said, oh, no, Jimmy Savile's incredibly litigious.

Remember, he was still alive at the time.

Armando said, well, we're not saying what's in his cellar, and maybe it's just some old cement and a broken vacuum cleaner.

But they would not allow it to be run.

I think, first of all, as someone who sort of writes things, occasionally I'll get a call from a comment desk at the Guardian when my file my column and they'll say, when you're saying this, is it because you know something about this person?

And I will almost always say, if it's not clear what I'm saying, then no, the only reason I'm making that joke is because either this person is completely the last person you would think of this.

So it's a funny cultural.

Or it's about something different.

Yeah, or it's about something because implication, if you imply heavily enough, then it is libelous and you can't defend it in court.

It's quite obvious to anyone what you're saying.

And so that's the case here.

It's, I mean, it's quite interesting thinking about the Hugh Edwards story and what was known and what wasn't.

And I think when the first lot of the story came out, many people were saying, oh, look, you've driven this man into to seek help for mental health and all this sort of thing.

And you've done something.

But actually, as it turned out, and the Sun were under a real pressure for people saying you shouldn't have run this.

But as it turned out, the reason that they were pretty confident with their story is that they had something called the,

I don't know, someone told me about this, which is the over-the-years file at the Sun.

Now, when people ring in, some store, some news stories come because you've got a tip off and then you investigate it and whatever, but a lot of stories come in as ring-ins, and they always have done.

And that's just a member of the public, that's a member of the public just ringing in.

And some of the biggest stories, the biggest scoops have actually just come from ring-ins.

And obviously, you have to still follow it, and you have to stand it up, which means you must make it legally defensible, and you must be able to print what you have.

And

after this story about Hugh Edwards paying somebody at a station came up and the sons thought, let's just have a look in the over the years file.

And they found that over the years, they'd logged, but not done anything particularly because also people ring in with ridiculous tips saying, I mean, honestly, like, I've just seen Elvis down at the supermarket, whatever it is.

So, but they someone saw Elvis at the supermarket.

I thought he was dead.

Well, I mean, I'm, you know, he'll be in the over the years file.

In the over-the-years file,

tell me what was he doing?

What aisle was he in?

Okay, okay.

And you're absolutely definitely sure it was Elvis.

Listen, I used to answer.

You're a huge Elvis Casello fan.

It was definitely him.

Okay, this is less interesting story than I thought it was going to be.

Well, I used to answer the phone on the showbiz desk at the sun.

It's so long ago, like a million, you know, actually in the last century now, but you get the most extraordinary ring ins, and lots of them were complete nonsense.

Having said that, they developed a system of logging them.

And as it turned out, when they had a good look into the over the years file, there were many incidents of people bringing about stuff about Hugh Edwards but either it had seemed almost on the par of I was being seen in the supermarket at the time or whatever but there was a lot more so it doesn't like obviously it doesn't you're not able to stand up probably those people no longer have that number but the volume of it suggested a pattern like like like when different police forces finally got all of their information together and you were you were able to cross-check that five different people

different places in the UK yeah so there is that But in terms of making jokes about those sort of things, to bring it back to the question,

either make the joke and be quite clear, you know, you've got to be able to stand up the fact that you've made it.

There is a humor defense where it doesn't extend to suggesting that someone is a paedophile or has got things hidden in their basement.

Although you could say someone's got things hidden in their basement if it's quite obvious that they're just like a weird person and obviously they haven't got anything hidden in their basement.

You know, if you could say that about, I mean, now I'm trying to think of

if it was like Lorraine Kelly.

Yeah, you could say, yeah, well, when it all comes out, well, what's in Lorraine's basement?

Yeah.

Certain things like that, jokes like that can work.

But I do sometimes get calls where people say, are you actually implying something specific about this person?

Because if you are, even if it's veiled, it is still the libel.

So the basic irony behind it is if it is completely not true at all, you can do the joke.

If it might actually be true, you can't do the joke.

You can't do the joke, yeah.

Or you'll have to find a very different way of doing the joke.

And there are lots and lots of ways around this which i could probably think of in specifics over over the years but that was as we as we do this podcast over the years i'll think of specific examples but that that was a pure coincidence a pure coincidence like like charlie brooker's national anthem with the with the prime minister having sexual relations with a pig yeah and people go he must have known they said no he is that was just It's one of those things.

Every now and then life surprises.

Yeah, doesn't it, Just?

Actually, can I finish with one final question?

This is from Gavin Dutton.

And lots of people ask us this.

Not sure if you've covered this before.

We haven't, Gavin.

But I was recently searching for one of my favourite shows, Lovesick, on Netflix, but it's vanished.

You can't buy it and you can't stream it.

It's like it's been wiped off the face of the internet.

What should I do?

Why do shows disappear?

You're right.

Lots of shows do disappear.

And it's interesting.

Lots of amazing television from the 80s and 90s is gone.

And I know Lovesick's not from that.

Love Sick's from about 10 years ago, isn't it?

But shows that fell into the sort of gap between what we might call physical and digital.

So they just don't really exist in any way anymore.

A huge amount of the reason that shows don't exist anymore and you can't really get them on any of the streaming services or to buy on Prime, which are lots of shows that you can't get anywhere else, you can nonetheless pay to buy on Prime.

But I don't, I think you're right about Lovesick.

A lot of the reason why it happens is because of various rights issues, which become complicated after a certain amount of time, after a certain broadcast window.

And by rights issues, it's normally that you have to pay an awful lot of money to one of the stakeholders in a production.

It's almost always music, music, by the way.

Music is bizarre.

Music holds up more of these things than ever.

I mean, for a really long time, Barry Levinson, who, you know, Homicide, Life on the Street, which is based on that great sort of David Simon book,

and they made it and it became a huge series.

Barry Levinson just kept saying, I don't understand why we can't get this.

And that might have been, again, a music rights thing.

But that's on now, Homicide, isn't it?

You now can see that.

And by the way, you should.

I wonder if you could find, Gavin, a DVD.

And this is, you'll

think, think, well, I don't have a DVD player, but more and more people are getting back into this.

And so many people, we talked before about sound quality on the streamers and the way things have been, files have been compressed and different things that affect things.

Lots and lots of people are buying copies, hard copies really, of their favorite things because they, I mean, the whole promise of streaming was that you could watch anything you wanted whenever you wanted.

I've looked up Lovesick DVD as you're talking.

I wonder whether you can, well, there's that Douglas Moore movie, isn't there?

In Lovesick, you might get lots of that but you might be able to find i mean i would have thought because so many things are still issued on dvd and

disney took a huge amount of disney stuff off yeah listen we can get the movie we can get the dudley moore movie yeah can you get the you cannot get the series but you can get on apple oh that's there you go that's nice and easy um that'll solve that i mean you have to pay but as i say it's mostly music rights sometimes depending on who it was originally with it saves paying residuals or you can use it as a tax write-off so some shows have disappeared.

It's amazing.

There are fan communities absolutely dedicated to saying, Why can't we have this?

And as you can see, it goes all the way out to someone like Barry Levinson saying, We need to make this work.

I don't understand why this isn't working.

And then, lo and behold, it does become available.

But almost always, it's rights.

Thank you, Marina.

Thank you, everyone, for your wonderful questions.

We will see everyone, or members at least, tomorrow for our summer reading recommendations.

That'll be a bonus episode.

And otherwise, we'll see everyone next Tuesday.

See you next Tuesday.

Hi there, Rory Stewart here from The Restless Politics.

I just wanted to tell you that we have now released the first episode of our mini-series on the real J.D.

Vance.

Here's a clip.

If Donald Trump dropped dead,

this guy is automatically president.

How has he

become what he's become from this background?

I'm sitting in the back of this police cruiser.

They've just arrested my mom.

The relief of having survived another day.

This is a story about something which we don't often talk about in America, which is class.

Trump, I think that he's leading the white working class to a very dark place.

I'm a never-Trump guy.

I never liked him.

But in the end, the main thing you need to understand about J.D.

Vance is, given the choice between his intellectual statements and power,

he chooses power every time.

I was wrong about Donald Trump.

We're seeing migrants kidnap our dogs and cats.

He needs to prove absolute loyalty.

I think the election was stolen from Trump.

But there's a bigger story, which is the story about this whole alt-right movement.

Vance does not exist really without Teal, either financially or politically.

Because this guy believes that America should be led by a monarch, which of course Trump believes as well.

He sees him, frankly, as a future king, because he says Vance can tell the story of America.

And in doing so, he crosses the cusp into a whole new vision of the world, at the centre of which is not democracy, but the CEO, the authoritarian, the monarch.

You can hear episode one right now.

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