The Severance Podcast with Ben Stiller & Adam Scott

S1E9: The We We Are (with Jon Stewart)

January 16, 2025 1h 9m S1E9 Explicit
Ben and Adam welcome Jon Stewart — a borderline obsessive Severance superfan — to unpack the suspenseful Season 1 Finale. And he is here to demand answers. Jon talks about his visit to the set, the challenges of taking creative big swings, his constructive criticism on season 1 (spoiler alert: it’s all about wingspan), and The Daily Show’s very own version of a waffle party. To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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Hey, I'm Ben Stiller.

I'm Adam Scott. And this is the Severance Podcast

with Ben and Adam,

where we break down

every single episode of Severance.

And wow, Ben,

we're here at the finale,

the season one finale,

the We We Are,

written, of course, by Dan Erickson and directed, of course, by you, Ben Stiller. Mm-hmm.
How you doing? I feel, I mean, it's, first of all, we've gotten through all nine episodes of the first season. It feels like an accomplishment, kind of, I think.
And it's been a lot easier than I think when we were making the episodes. Right.

It seems like it went a lot quicker, but it's been really fun. And I feel like you and I have kind of, you know, we're like starting to get a little bit of a feeling of like what it is to be a podcasting team.
Yeah. It's been super fun.
It's been really interesting going back and going through the episodes from the mindset of,'m going to need to talk about this rather than just cringing and hiding, watching through my fingers and being freaked out about watching it. But really, after not having watched it for the last time I watched it was before we started shooting season two.
And then on set, we would go in and look at things to refer to if we needed information or whatever but really just sitting and watching full episodes it had been a while yeah and it's interesting when you work on something you know you're editing it and and just living with it so much and then all of a sudden you have a break of like a year or two in this case and you know i i was saying the other day like sometimes you look at and it's like, Oh, all right, that was pretty good. And then there are other, other times you look at it and go, Oh, I could have done that a lot better.
Or you remember the pain of that day of shooting that one thing or what you couldn't get right. And, but overall, it's a totally different experience watching it when you're disconnected from it, when you're severed from the experience of having actually just made it.
And so it's been fun. It's been really fun.
You brought it back full circle there. Thank you.
Yeah, I like to use the terminology whenever I can. But I think if I were to sum up our little chat here, A, it's an enormous accomplishment that we've made this podcast, perhaps a bigger accomplishment than making

the show.

And B-

I think we could maybe, yeah, like retire after doing this podcast.

Yeah.

We've done it all now.

B, it's much easier to make a podcast than the actual show.

It is easier than making the show.

And it's as fun though, because making the show is fun.

It's more like a long-term fun project where you work at it for a long time and the work is fun. Yes.
I love making the show. And another component of re-watching it is it makes me want to get back and start shooting the show some more to start shooting it again.
Yeah, definitely. Definitely.
The other exciting thing about today is for our finale episode of the first season recap podcast is that we have a huge guest on the show. Oh my God, do we? Yeah.
I mean, I have known this person for a long time, but he's become a television legend. And I was honored to learn also is actually a Seferin super fan, which, I was, you know, it's so funny when you're working on this stuff and then all of a sudden somebody you really respect and now reaches out and says, Hey man, I love that thing.
It's like, I'm so into it. It's, it's such a great feeling.
But the person we're talking about is Jon Stewart, ladies and gentlemen. Oh my God.
Oh my God. Guys, I thought you were about to introduce letterman i was i was i was listening to the intro and i was like oh my i can't wait to meet this person but john you have graduated to those ranks you oh god you have i mean you and i got the the grays to prove it man we all do we all do do.
You've put the work in. You've spent the time.

Yes. I've grinded.
You have. You've become someone that people, I think, look to for guidance and humor and relief.
And you're just smart, too, John. Or to angrily yell at by the Holland Tunnel.
That also happens. I will say, I remember the moment you reached out to Ben about Severance.
Ben, you texted me that Jon Stewart likes Severance. It was a huge deal.
Doesn't even like Severance. Obsessed.
Oh, well. There was an obsession.
And it's the same way that I found out, and Ben had told me this, that you were filming an episode down near where I live. Right.
And so I was able, Ben was kind enough to let me come on the set. And it was this episode, actually, I believe, Ben.
Is that correct? That is correct. You came by while we were shooting the heli sequence for the last episode at Lumen at the Bell Labs building, which you're in the vicinity of, I guess.
I don't want to give away too much. And that might be what those drones over.
Central Jersey, yo. What's up? We can put your address in the show notes.
Not a problem. As we speak, there's a drone issue over New Jersey.
And I don't know if that has to do with- Yeah, sorry about that, guys. It's a new business I was starting of giant drone swarms.
I just thought, I didn't realize people would get so freaked out about it. Yeah, exactly.
Whenever I see a report about that on the news or on my phone or something, I literally feel like I'm in a Roland Emmerich 90s, you know, Independence Day movie or whatever. It's like- No question.
It feels like that's a scene from the movie where the reporters start talking about the, you know, these drones that nobody can identify and people are being told to relax. They're told to relax.
Listen, everything's fine until they get lasers. And then the whole thing is, you know.
Oh, yeah, yeah yeah and they've just been hovering every night so you can yeah but you came by and uh it was really fun our cinematographer jessica lee gagne i'm just gonna out her and say she's a big fan of yours and was like and she doesn't really get impressed by a lot of people and she got very quiet and was sort of like oh my god john starts here john john stirs here so no i i made sure to stay really far away from her i just sensed the vibe and you'll notice a lot of the shots are out of focus in that sequence completely out of focus yep and i was just so just first of all that that bell labs and i don't know where you guys found it but it is notoriously for us who live around here,

this odd dystopian development, sort of this, it was Bell Labs for a long time. And then it was bought by a guy who developed it and wanted to create like almost a village or a community around it.
And it's the weirdest. It's like if Mussolini had decided to plan like a like a subdivision a suburban subject like it's the weirdest giant cement for and they actually have that on their brochure yes it's as if but i don't know like perfect for what you would think is this kind of luminesque dystopian.
And you walk into it and it's like a full court basketball, right? Built in there. And then like one coffee shop and Hasidic couples meeting each other.
It's the oddest. It's weird.
We spend weeks there and it's like frozen yogurt, coffee. Yes.
It's really crazy. It's a mixed use space.
It's, it's, they've been trying to, yeah. And, and it, it really, the, the thing that, that really blew us away was that nobody had ever filmed anything there.
Right. There no movies or maybe some commercials.
But that's one of the things when we're looking for locations. You want to find something that hasn't been in every Law & Order episode.
Or New York, we shoot a lot. So this place was undiscovered.
If you notice now in Atlanta, any show that you watch, they're now using Covington, Georgia. like it's like if you know, if you notice now in Atlanta, like any show that you watch, they're now using like Covington, Georgia.

Like it's like if you watch Stranger Things and then Walking Dead, you're like, I'm pretty sure that's the same high school. Totally.
But this place, and there's that great scene when Mrs. Selvig was driving up that long, because there's this really long, beautiful sort of drive into the Bell Labs offices.
And you guys captured that so well. And there's that, what's that funny tower, Ben? Yeah, that's the water tower there that they built in the shape of a transistor.
Okay, I didn't realize that. Yeah, because that's where the transistor was developed by Bell Labs back in the day.
Wow. Yeah.
They've got to make everything shape. The water tower has to, does it have to hold water? No, it has to look like a transistor.
Yeah, I know. It's so interesting.
And we've really made that one of the sort of iconic things in the show that we put the Lumen logo on. But all of those houses, the Mussolini subdivision of houses that are built on the sides of that driveway, they built – because we've been working on the show for five years, right? And when we first scouted this place, those houses were just being built.
They had just decided to do subdivision on either side of the driveway, which we erase in the show. So when you see the wide scenes.
Right. You don't see the houses.
But they built them all around there as a way to, I guess, create a community. And it's a very, very interesting place.
And that design and architecture, it was Iro Saarinen, the architect who designed it. Really? Yeah, who also did the TWA terminal at JFK.
Right. And he's a great mid-century architect.
So that's his design. They expanded on it in the 80s and built on the sides a little more.
But those little specific sort of touches that he has on the inside are kind of what cued us for the rest of the design of the

show because we found this as it was the first location we found it's remarkable and it is and people don't know like there's an atrium there that's like nothing i've ever seen before it's like these sides and i guess when they were working in bell labs all those sides were were the offices, it's the least efficient use of space you could ever possibly imagine. It's just like, what if we just put single file offices down what appears to be three acres and 10 stories high of just open space? Yeah.
It's just a hollowed out three football fields that could have been offices, but instead it's just open air.

Right. Yeah, it's just a hollowed out like three football fields that could have been offices, but instead it's just open air.
It's wild. And they just signed up at one cafeteria space in the corner.
That's right. That was the end of it.
And I don't think even in seeing it on screen, you don't get the size of it, the scale of it when you're there. It's so much bigger.
Yeah. During COVID, so that space became during covid a place where people went to kind of avoid each other but still have that feeling of being around people and then those giant parking lots they started showing outdoor movies and they started doing really like music or comedy shows where people would sit in their cars because it's just this vast expanse.
Wow. Wow.
Yeah. That makes sense.
And I've been there when they've had like carnivals in the parking lot and all sorts of things. You could do any of those.
It's the craziest thing. In spring of 2021, when we were shooting there and the vaccinations were just starting, People lined up all in that lobby getting

vaccinated. In fact, I remember a couple of people from the show got vaccinated there

while we were doing the show. I got to tell you, if the FEMA camps come,

that's where they're going to set. That's where we're all going to be reeducated.

For whatever's coming next, that is the place. That will be the place.

That'll be the place where we all go to be reeducated.

It'll be kind of ironic, you know? Yes. Okay, let's take a quick break.
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John, what was like the main thing that drew you about the show? What was the thing about it that was like so- You know, I follow Adam Scott everywhere. So whatever he does, I jump in.
Whether he's married to Reese Witherspoon or whether he's heading off into a dystopian, I follow. That's why you were such a fan of Piranha 3D, I would imagine.
So the 3D, obviously, for me, felt a little much. But I'm an Adam Scott fan, but I prefer you 2D.
I prefer you. Got it.
I prefer Lego, to be honest with you okay um keep that in mind you know ben i i anything you're in i directing or any of that stuff i watch but what originally it had such a unique style atmosphere tone you know it anymore it's so hard to find something where even the the rhythm of it feels so fresh and so you're really invested in the world that you guys build out and it's done so meticulously and there's touches in it that just feel so unique it reminds me of if you if you the movie her where everyone's pants were just a little higher and you're like is that it's like is that gonna mean anything or is that just something we're like in the future our pants are higher like so in the beginning that's what intrigues you about the show is are these little details salient are they merely is it a bit of window dressing but you're so invested in the intentionality that you guys infuse into the show so much intention and obviously the execution level is so high that you're immediately like you feel anytime you're on a show like that where you're watching and you're leaning in a little bit you feel yourself just drawn into this world that feels intentional unique but also utterly authentic to what it is. And so that for me, just even, I mean, the opening credit sequence, like even that where I'm just like, Sim Adam Scott in bed? Okay, I'll follow this anywhere.
Yeah. So I was just thrilled to find something that had built its own unique and intentional universe.
Yeah. Yeah.
I mean, it's funny. I kind of get drawn in by things like that too.
Even making something, it's hard to describe. And sometimes it sounds a little bit sort of, really, this is like what you want to do.
But like, it's, for me, sometimes it's just like living in that world. And that's the music is a really important part of it for me too.
Yes. And we work with Teddy Shapiro, who I've worked with since back in the day, like Dodgeball, like all the way back.
I knew him when he was still Shapiro, you know, before he went with the. Well, I changed my name to Styler, Ben Styler.
The long eye. I didn't know why.
I said, give me the short eye. Don't give me the long eye.
Yes. Then he moved out to LA and got affected.
But what I was saying is this, like, for me, I get drawn in when working on something to wanting to like live in that world, you know, and like, as we're editing and putting it together, the feeling, the visuals, the sound, and all that. And it is, it's something that has really, it has to do with the story and all that too.
But there's just something about being in that world that you hopefully have created with all these different elements of the collaboration of everybody who works on it. I'm also curious, Ben, and Adam, I don't know if you feel this way when you're making those kinds of acting choices, but on television, especially something like The Daily Show, it's very ephemeral.
You go on one day and you'll know immediately what the response is and all that. It's sort of like egg salad, you make it in three days later, no matter how good it was, it's, it's already gone, but you're ensconced in this world for so long.
And like you were saying, like five years. Yeah.
And you're making really strong creative choices. Yeah.
How scary is it to do that for so long without any sense of sort of like, how do you know when you've gone down a rabbit hole that's going to bear fruit?

How do you know when you've made, because now you're making choices that build upon other choices and it kind of, it goes out in these sort of concentric circles and unveiling that must be terrifying. Yes.
I would think. Yes.
Adam, do you want to go? 100%. Sure.
I mean, first of all, I totally agree, John, when you're watching something that feels like it has been wholly considered, like everything has been, it's comforting. It's something I appreciate.
And honestly, as a fan, something I've always appreciated about what Ben does, whether it's Tropic Thunder or Escape at Dannemora, you feel like every detail you are looking at on that screen has been mulled over and figured out and considered, right? You are in very good hands, right? I, as a viewer, that's all I'm

looking for. Like that is it.
So to be in that world, and it was the same with Walter Mitty too, where you are, everything is there and ready. So you can trust completely in the world and in what, in your director and what Ben's doing.

But yeah, that was,

I think it hit me later than it hit Ben, but at a certain point when it was time for the season one to come out. Yeah, it was terrifying.
And for me, it was when the billboards went up and I saw my face huge around town. And that was the first time I had experienced that.

That's when I freaked out because it's just like, we really took a big swing here.

Yeah.

We really like it.

The top of your head is gone.

Yeah.

But like our people-

Somebody had to say like, I like this Adam Scott fellow, but not crazy about his whole head.

We got to take the top half.

Give me three quarters of Scott's head. That's right.
That was the one where we go, that's the one. That's the one.
It was just like, are people just going to make fun of us? Like, is this, like, you had the same kind of moment too, right, Ben? For me, it's yes, for sure. But what happens is I go into sort of when I'm working on something it's different because i'm not it's not like what you're doing on television where you're getting immediate feedback you just make a commitment if you're making a movie it's the same thing you make a commitment to it and you go and you work on it then you show your first cut eventually and that's when you're like oh shit i hope this works right um and you try but on this thing it's different because it's you know nine nine or ten episodes so it's a much longer period of time and we were doing it during covid the first season and it was literally in a bubble you know the whole thing was so insulated and it was a great creative experience that for me i kind of like fool myself somehow when i'm working on something that i'm just in it.
Like when I do a take in a movie, I'm like, well, you know, maybe it won't be that take. Maybe it'll be the other take.
So I don't have to worry about that now. And so that frees me up, I guess, just to try stuff.
It wasn't until we finished the last cut of the last episode. I remember one night being at home because I was editing remotely with Jeff Richmond, our editor, and we finished.
And I remember just having this thought of like, oh, wait a minute. Like we've been doing this thing for like two years.
I think it's good. I like it.
I really like it. But like this thing could totally just fail.
It could just be like, or nobody could watch it or people could think it's not, it doesn't work. And that, but that I kind of like put that off until I have to think about it.
And then it is incredibly, yeah, this moment in time right now, when we're about to release the new season, Adam and I commiserate on it all the time. It's that feeling of like, oh shit, I hope.
Right. You know, and it's different the second time around because the first time we had our, you had no expectations.
Just, it was like, I hope we're not embarrassed. You know what I mean? It's like, I hope people.
Because it's so novel. I mean, part of it is, you know, sometimes when you're creating something, you have all these analogs.
I mean, I don't know if you, you know, whenever I'm in a position to be able to build out a world, you're always sort of, you've got your Pinterest board of all the different influences and things things and you're pulling them from from different places but what you guys had made was so novel that it's really hard to find analogs you can find inspirations but you know if you're thinking about that you know everything in in television and film and all that is sort of boiled down to that it's like gone with the wind with the Muppets. You're always trying to tie those two things together.
This had such a – there was such oxygen in it, such inspiration, such different things that it's hard to find that. I imagine for you guys, as a comfort, hard to be like, well, it'll be like this.
Yeah. Yeah.
I mean, it's funny. We made the first three episodes and I directed the first three and the last three.
And I remember thinking after I made the first three, okay, I think these are good. I like these.
And then I was like, oh no, but the last three, I don't know if the last three are going to live up to the first three because I didn't have as much prep time and it got more, you know, it's tougher as you go along, you're shooting. And then it was kind of like people, a lot of people had this opposite reaction.
Like, oh, I think it starts out kind of, some people are like, it starts out kind of slow and then you get into it. But I was thinking the opposite, like, oh, I thought like we nailed it in the first few episodes.
I hope that – and especially because the last episode, which we're talking about today, we shot the whole show like a movie where you'd go to one location and shoot scenes from episode three, six, and nine at Devin and Rickon's house. Yeah.
And then we're going to go to Lumen. Oh, that's hard for the actors too, I would imagine, because they're at different levels of investment in their characters.
Yeah. I imagine that's difficult.
Yeah. And it's tough also just in terms of when you're thinking of a whole season, because I never really, I did that with Escape at Dannemore, I guess, but this was like, I don't know, it was bigger.
And when we got to Devin and Rickon's house to shoot, which is one of the first places we shot for the season, we shot all the scenes from episode one and whatever other episodes were there. And we had to go and shoot the scenes for episode nine there and this was like yeah a month into the shoot wow or something like that and all of a sudden adam is doing you know his she's alive moment it was like so out of context wow and i remember the whole and the way it was for episode nine was we would have to catch scenes for this episode every time we were like when we were at lumen when you came you know we would just catch scenes right we sometimes would go back and reshoot too but overall we were piecing this episode together piecemeal over the course of like nine months so every once in a while i'd check in with jeff our editor and say like how's nine It's like, well, we have this piece and that piece.
And I remember being very insecure about Nine, thinking I – because also, I'd always imagined it – it's going to be totally different visually than the rest of the show. Because, you know, the show is very – you know, everything's kind of very set and, like, ordered.
You know, not a lot of handheld, if any, unless there's a specific thing. But for Episode Nine, we're like, we're going to use Steadicam the whole time.
And it's going to be flowing because we want to be in the point of view of these characters. And so that felt weird.
Every time we'd pull out the steadicam to shoot because I'm like, you know, it should be in their point of view the whole time, but you can't be in their point of view the whole time because then you'll never see them. So how do you do that? And so I was constantly feeling like I hadn't quite figured it out.
And was just sort of like doing whatever we could to try to tell the story, making this choice.

We knew that it was going to be very subjective.

Yeah. I remember doing – that the choices that you made that early on, because what I love about nine is that it's different from, you know, so much of it is kind of

not an office comedy, but, but that sense of you, you have this sense of place and you can have a

distance from it, you know, and, but those party scenes are so claustrophobic and suspenseful

and almost Hitchcockian, but to make that choice so far in advance. And even Adam, for you, the acting is so different.
That sense of when you come out and you say, how's our baby? Like, it's such a great, like, I don't know where the fuck I am. Right.
But clearly, I have a baby. Right.
Like, it's such, and the speed at which you have to come up to knowledge as your innie is taking it in. Like, the idea that you guys did that week one blows my mind.
I remember doing quite a bit of experimentation at those party scenes. Like, remember that rig I almost was going to wear for some of it, but it just ended up being too cumbersome? Yeah, we had this sort of helmet cam type thing we used in, I think, in the first episode for Helly's point of view when she's trying to get out the emergency exit.
Where, like, the helmet would have a camera on it so you could actually see your hands and everything. That's right.
Oh, wow. And we tried that.
Yeah. Yeah.
And, and so the person's walking around like kind of like a camera, you know, robot or something. And that didn't work.
And it was, I remember that that's what I'm saying. Like, I remember us sort of improvising and going, okay, let's just do, we'll do like handheld here.
We'll do the steady cam here. And I talking about that that part of the episode um i agree adam is like having to every second he's having to kind of take in this recalibrating his relationships yeah and i remember just we'd have that discussion for every scene like even when you you know when you first see rick in reading and then you go outside with him and we realize oh wait you've never been outside before.
But are we going to play that or not? No. Well, I remember, I remember trying a take where I was like reacting to the sky and stuff.
And it was like, we can't like, we just have to stay on this one track because it became about like six things and it was just too much. And it was also about like reacting to the surroundings, but he also can't be found out until he says the wrong name to Cobell.
So he can't be. But even that, what a great throwaway though.
Like everything else is so intentional with your character. Right.
Yeah. And then all of a sudden you're just like, all right, Miss Gobell.
And he's like, what? I was just like, what? No! Why did you? Ah! He doesn't know her by any other name, so just assumes that suit. But I feel like I've said this on the podcast already a couple of times, but that was the moment where when we were shooting it, I went to Ben and Patricia and just kind of thought out loud about if the architecture has gotten us to the right place, this moment is going to be the moment where things start to fall.
But this is going to be so fun for the audience when I call her Cobell and not knowing the percentage of whether they'll be with us or not, but knowing like this

will be so much fun. Right.
And it's such an estimation of where the investment is, but

it all delivered on that investment. I mean, that whole episode is such a wonderful

delivery on all the investment that the audience had put in as, as a member of that audience. Uh, it really was such a satisfying ride.
Even Turturro, like being like car. Yeah.
That's so fun to watch. Oh my God.
Like all of that was just, you're just like, oh, this is so awesome to watch the innies just try and figure this shit out. Yeah.
Yeah. I also always look forward to the meeting of Mark and Rick and any Mark and, and Rick and because this, you know, idea that Mark on the outside really doesn't like Rick and Mark on the inside idolizes him i just loved that yeah juxtaposition i thought that was such a really smart idea by by dan as a storyline and so looking forward to this meeting that finally you know any mark will meet rick and how will rick and not knowing it's any mark react to this version of mark that like likes him.
And, you know, and so that scene for me, and also I just, you know, I'm a Michael Chernis fan who plays Rick and he, there's so much humor in what he's doing. Yeah.
I mean, to me, the best part of the entire scene, honestly, is that his, his man Friday's name is Balf. Oh, I know.
It's not even a name. I wrote Balfe down this morning while watching the episode.
It's my favorite, too. Yeah.
No, the name Balfe is just, was it Ralph? No, it's Balfe. Balfe, okay a Dan Erickson in Names is just a thing.

Yeah, he's great at it. I mean, also he says prepare the neti pot because his throat – He just like does this thing after he's finished his reading that it's taken a lot out of him.
Yes. And he has to regroup.
But then he's outside and then he confides in Mark that he's, you know, insecure about it. You know, I'm like a sad hamburger waiter.
that's the interesting really interesting is that suddenly we see that rickon is self-aware and aware of his relationship with mark and where it is and how he sees him right yeah so that i think you're right though that the it was the writing of this episode that brings together all these threads that makes it satisfying. I mean, honestly, because when I watch it, I just watched it last night.
And I was like, all right, you know, it flows and it works and it builds. And there are places where it like builds to crescendos and then kind of resets and then builds again tension wise.
But really what I think is the thing about the episode that people like is that it's bringing together all these stories. You know what I mean? If you looked at it, if you said to somebody, Hey, this is a great episode of TV, watch this out of context.
It would really be like, okay, there's a guy driving and there's a guy talking, you know, but I think what it is for the fans of the show, it seems is that it's very satisfying to see, you know, all these things come together. And of course, what Mark learns, what any Mark learns.

And again, when we were shooting it,

it was a little bit of a shot in the dark

in terms of how much we could actually get away with

in terms of stopping the tension or slowing down

to have the scene with Devin, where you have to talk about

who you are, where she's telling you who you are. Sure.
And you're also editing it together before you have a sense of what the audience's investment will ultimately be. In other words, television in sort of the sense that it happened before streaming, like when you think about Seinfeld or those kinds of episodes, it's all sort of happening in real time.
And so you're getting a sense of, you know, it's how Urkel becomes the centerpiece of family matter. Like you're understanding what the audience is responding to and you're adjusting, not necessarily in deference to that, but accordingly to what people are responding to.
You did that in a vacuum and did it like,

I mean,

there's not,

believe me,

it's not perfect.

I do have some bones to pick.

Okay.

Let's take a quick reflection break.

And when we come back,

we'll get John's notes on,

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And John, do you have some notes for us for season one? I mean, it's not really the... These are not foundational necessarily.
It's really just one note and it's not really the, it's, these are not foundational necessarily.

It's really just one note and it's really not the whole season.

It's really focused more on an episode nine and it,

the whole season is so considered in each character.

When it comes to giving the innies time,

why would you pick the character with the shortest wingspan that's a great question you got torturo there who's lanky as hell i mean he's got is a half pterodactyl yeah he could have stood there like when bignana dunk you know, and you're in the meeting and you say, well, let me, let me grab the guy. Clearly is going to have the hardest time bridging this gap.
100%. Poor Dylan.
100%. Dylan is the only, it's the only note that's, and listen, I do have a sub stack dedicated to this.
There were, I'd appreciate it if you guys would at least subscribe. Honestly, I never even thought about that other than Dylan was so, he really wanted to do it.
He really felt like he was the man. Yeah, he's super confident.
And I'll tell you something. When we designed that set, we literally had Zach Cherry go into that room to stretch his arms out so we can get the exact length for his arms wow that's so smart because he had to he had to do that and i love that they were at disparate heights you know you would almost think like when someone goes in there to build those switches that they would have that there'd be a sort of symmetry to it but the idea that he had to go one up and then one down i was just like that's so fucking perfect yeah it looks painful i mean painful horrible yeah it's definitely jeff mann who is a production designer who came on for the later part of the season came in and he's a guy I've worked with over the years a lot

and he that was his brainchild and he just really got that full kind of weird retro 80s-ish vibe in that room too. Ben you're saying Jeff Mann kind of designed the control room was there any Star Trek influence in the in the control room? Well I mean there's no like literal Star Trek influence but for me

I think

everything comes back

to Star Trek

it's like weirdly

just like it's such a

you in the in the control room well i mean there's no like literal star trek influence but for me i think everything comes back to star trek it's like weirdly just like it's such a huge thing in my life i'm so obsessed with the original series yeah and so even when we were making the hallways and you know i'm such a trekkie i have like you know the plans of what they had on stage nine at paramount where they had the bridge and the hallway and sick bay and all of it you know like that's awesome fascinating to me how they there was only just one little hallway section so Jeremy Hindle our production designer and I talked about that a lot when we were creating all the hallways saying okay we're gonna have to reuse these a lot and we'll have to figure out ways to do that and so anyway, the room was really Jeff coming in and he had a real sense for that. And I think we wanted to make sure that the monitors were CRT monitors and we don't know, we just don't know what, what this room is really about.
We know. I love the dichotomy of, you know, it's such a futuristic technology and sort of this dystopian.
And then you go into that control room and you're like, is this where Alan Turing did the code breaking? Like there is a certain 1940s, 1950s kind of switchboard vibe. Like, oh, I'll just take out this one fuse and put it over here and flip that down.
You're just like, that's, wait, in the future? Yeah. They've gone, you know, analog.
Yeah, and being in there, every little switch and button did feel, it felt like we were walking into like 1973 or something. And also all those books we would pull out and flip through, those were complete, just filled with specific instructions and procedures and stuff.
Yeah, there actually was a real procedure that he did. All of those steps were real in terms of what he had to learn.
Oh, those books aren't lorem ipsum, like Latin nonsense? No, no, because we also know, even with the trailer that's out for season two now, people freeze the frame. There's like a like a newspaper in the trailer and they freeze frame and they read like all the what's written there so we knew that the handbooks and all that stuff i didn't know that it would happen but i assumed it might happen if people like the show and cat miller our props person would work with dan erickson to make sure that all of the writing and every page of anything you read is real.

So, yeah. And we wanted to also give Zach something to actually do, you know, because when you're shooting something like that, it's like you have to get all the little pieces, right? So if you have an actual series of things that he has to do, it makes it easier to shoot it also because you know that you're covering each bit of action.
Right. And so we did that with him.
And then I would be lying, though, if I said that I did not many times over the course of making the show as we were getting ready to put it out in the world. I was nervous that people would buy that whole thing, honestly.
Oh, you buy it 1,000%. I know, but I was really like, the things you're saying about, hey, it looks like it could be Alan Turing or that.
the flip side if somebody didn't buy the show be like what the hell it looks like you know right it's like that's what makes it so yeah great so that's what was a relief when people were bought into the reality of the show that when they get to this crazy control room that it really they believe listen we buy into the whole like i still don't understand what they do right what cleaning well i don't know what any of this is right and that's important you're still invested in it yeah and that's important because we also you know want the audience to feel that even though you don't know what this stuff is about there's a reason for it and it's going somewhere i mean that's the sort of the bigger picture of what is it all about. Right.
Yeah. Yeah, totally.
So this is really interesting because in this next scene, we get to see Heli's Audi sort of in her natural environment. She's in a formal dress.
She has an updo. She's talking to Natalie, the woman who's been the liaison between Cobell and the board all along.
And it quickly becomes clear that Heli is at the Lumen Gala. And actually, not only is she at the gala, she is actually Helena Egan.
And the gala is dedicated to her contributions to the technology of severance. What was your impression on the set when you came and visited? I was there in that scene when Heli arc comes in and she's sort of walking through the the gallery of her severed story it's so overwhelming because it's practical you know so many times you go into those sets and they are i don't want to say shortcuts but they don't have to create the fullness of experience so when i walked in and i saw the severance story for hell er and it's all laid out across and it's it's vast i mean it's not a lot of times you walk on a set too and you'll be like i had no idea that the set of the price is right is so tiny like or the oh that wheel it looked gigantic it's it's like a so i was impressed by the scale and then even like that little the scene where uh the one i was watching was when patricia first interrupts uhy R and as she's about to walk out.

Oh, yeah. Let's let's take a listen to that scene.

Is it you?

What are you talking about?

It is you, isn't it?

I'm going to kill your company.

Your company? Who the hell do you think you are? No. Your friends are gonna suffer.
Mark will suffer. You'll be long gone.
But we will keep them alive. In pain.
You're on. I decided that we could do better.
You may never have to see us. She's walking out.
She does that one look back. And you're just like, what a great moment of like, she's about to burn this fucking place down.
And she just does this quick look back like, okay, I guess we're good. Just like,'s just so i was really excited when i walked around it because of the feel of it was so evocative as you're walking it yeah those cubes are really cool and that was that was also jeff mann i think he was inspired by some there was like some expo in Montreal in the late 60s where he showed me these pictures of like black and white photography that was lit up on cubes.
And so that was his inspiration for that. Oh, yeah.
You know, I didn't even think of that. But now that you say it does, it's got that like 60s, the world of the future presentation.

It's got like a real expo vibe to it.

Yeah.

And also those pictures, we haven't talked about this, but the black and white pictures that Milchick has been taking all season.

So if you remember in episode two, right when she's getting the severance procedure, Milchick

takes a picture of her in the operating room and you see that on one of the cubes.

So the idea was every time we'd shoot one of those scenes across the season, we would, you know, shoot the shots with our still photographers, who are amazing. And then Jeff Mann, who was doing production design at this point on the show, created these cubes.
And it really had this feeling, yeah, like you were saying, John, of like this sort of world of tomorrow. Yeah, yeah yeah and uh yeah it was fun to also figure out how to tell that story and how heli would basically come to the realization in that moment when she sees heli a severed story that oh my god this is what her whole life has been right yeah and sort of the crass commercialization of her entire life so far and that she's just this prop.
Yeah. Essentially.
And that Jon Stewart was at the gala walking around in the background. I was just walking around.
I was checking out the expo trying to see if that was something I want. I was interested in trying this severance experience.
I thought it was interesting when her father was talking to her, you know,

yeah. interested in trying this severance experience i thought it was interesting when her father was talking to her you know you have this relationship between the innies and the outies and the people that are experiencing it but the way that he spoke of her innie as a separate entity that had nothing to do with her you know i think he was talking about when that woman tried to hurt you,

you know, when he was talking about the suicide attempt.

Yeah.

Oh, you know what?

I would like to listen to that scene.

She's in here, sir.

Eleanor.

You look so nice.

Like a film.

Thank you.

Are you...

Are you still in?

No.

Not anymore.

I cried in my bed when they told me what she tried to do to you.

What that innie tried to do. I...

Thank you for going through with it. The grandfather would cherish what you've done and one day you will sit with me at my revolving i thought that was such an interesting way for him to relate to this technology that i'm assuming he has a hand in know, that he has such disdain for this creature.
Yeah. I mean, definitely you get the sense that the innies are looked on as less than human.
Right. Right.
You know, they're looked on as these creations and yet he's created them. You're right.
So, right. That's right.
I was so like, huh? Yeah. And so like, what is this guy up to? What is that about? And I think that in this bathroom scene, there's this sort of connection he's having with her.
You can see he's obviously a strange guy, but he has this sort of real connection with Helly, who he would think is Helena, but is Helly. And I think that's something that's there and interesting because you don't know what kind of relationship he has with his daughter.
You get the sense it's not a very... I mean, the fact that his daughter's in the ladies' room and the assistant opens the door and says, she's in here and he just comes in.
Right. You get the sense.
In In the ladies room. Yeah.
Why not? I'm just excited to find out if we are going to see him at his revolving. When he goes, well, you'll be there at my revolving.
And I'm like, what is this now? Wait, what? John, I hope you'll come to my revolving when I haven't. I'm going to come to all of your revolvings.

I really, you know, a life well lived is one with a fully attended revolving. That's what I'm talking about.
Those little moments of where you really do lay out the, it's the absurdity of our rituals, the absurdity sometimes of how we go through these performances at different points in our careers and our lives that are meant to be infused with all this meaning. And when you really strip them away, you're like, oh, it's a revolving.
It's a revolving. To someone else, it's just a revolving.
it's a revolving yeah well to me that's like

the basic idea of the show that i always was drawn to is that you meet these people and it is kind of like a workplace kind of work a day comedy vibe in the beginning of the banter and everything but these people don't know who they are what they're doing why they're there that's kind of a metaphor or for life, you know?

No question.

And I think that, to me, is always what's sort of resonated. Also, we should take note of how great Brit is in these scenes and with her father coming in the bathroom and seeing Heli just trying to fucking figure, who this guy is, first of all,

and what the fuck he's talking about.

Just everything.

She's just doing stellar work.

The acting that you guys do in episode nine

is just beautifully rendered

with how small those little realizations have to be.

You're basically undercover spies that are working this party as agents and watching you negotiate that and figuring out who to trust, what the different relationships, how to be reserved, but still carry on that kind of human bargain we make in terms of conversation of like the right non-verbal agreement and and also to turro in the episode yeah he he doesn't have a single line except for bert bert at the end so the whole episode is just john to turro you know that's hard that was a heartbreaking one to be honest yeah like the turro arc in that heliar is surrounded by community, as cut off as he is after his wife's death, is surrounded by community. John has a dog.
Yeah. It's nice, but he's alone.
Yeah. And he's got a box of memories and a dog and a love that he can't have.
And it just breaks your heart. And then to know that his love is so fun to imitate.
Worldwide. Worldwide.
How many times on set do you, monk? How can you not do the Christopher Walken? But that really, to me, me was so stark is to see his light and his paintings are dark and and that like that hallway where you see the light and you just felt like so badly for his loneliness yeah yeah and he has such an inner life as an actor it's just yeah you just put the camera on his face and there's just so much depth there, you know? Yeah. John is unbelievable.
And watching John figure out how to drive the car. It's the best.
It's the best. Even the power windows at one point, I think you figured it out like the power windows.
And it's also the question of like, what does a severed person know intuitively? Right? He obviously has some intuitive muscle memory of doing this. Because he's driven.
Yeah. He has driven.
Yeah. Yeah.
And that's always an interesting question for the actors, I think, in every scene is that they get to choose sort of like how much comes through or how much doesn't. Sometimes it's more in the forefront.
Yeah. And, you know, it's really interesting because we talked to John Turturro about this when we had him on for the last episode, but we didn't want to spoil 109 at that time.
So why don't we listen to that right now? When you finally come to consciousness in Irving's apartment and you find that trunk. Right, right.
And we find all of this information that Irving has been amassing and, uh, and we find some little clues to Irving's past somehow. Uh, one of the, one of the, one of the things we see is a photograph.
Do you want to talk about that? That's the photograph of my father. It's the photograph of your father.
Yeah. Right.
Yeah. In the Navy.
And I, and I brought his actually uniform, uh, from World War II to the set. We, that's the first time and the only time I will, you know, use that.
I mean, I thought that was so special that you did that. And that moment of, okay, what does this mean? What is this history? Who is that person? You know, it's probably Irving's father.
That it's actually your, your, your father, uh, just kind of adds another layer to it. And where we leave Irving at the end of episode nine is, it's such a big part of the end of the season, besides the cliffhanger that Adam has of, you know, what, what he says is you pounding on that door.
I think it's kind of symbolic of the whole show. Everybody's sort of pounding on that door, you know, everyone's in this raw state, you know, in a way.
And, uh, so you, you are connected to the other people at the same time. We're all going through that in different ways.
I mean, Dylan is allowing us, you know, to do that. And so it's, it was just an interesting challenge, I think, for all of us as actors to be embodying this other part of ourselves, you know, and not knowing exactly how to do that, like drive a car, you know, find a place.
You had to drive a car instinctually and you had to figure it out. Right.
Yeah. You came in good direction.
You were like, just try that, you know, and that

was kind of fun, you know, in a way. Yeah.
It was great. It was great to watch you do that.
And then that, that raw emotion at the end, I mean, anybody who has ever felt anything in their life for a real love for somebody else. Yeah.
And the pain of a relationship that doesn't go well, who's ever been there knows what that is. And you just, you did that and you did it in out of context.
Shooting it was not easy because we shoot the show so out of order and in such bits and pieces, you just had to show up one night and do that. Totally disconnected from the rest of that episode.
Yeah, well, that's, you know, sometimes it's piecemeal work. That's why it's good when you've thought through the whole thing, you know, before.

Yeah, right.

You know, and it's piecemeal work. That's why it's good

when you've thought through

the whole thing, you know, before.

Yeah, right.

You know, and you have someone

helping guide you there.

But should we go back

at the very end, just quickly,

the very end is Dylan there,

you know, as Milchick is trying to,

and you were talking about,

like, the perks that Milchick

is offering him

as he's trying to get

into the security room. Should we play that? to play play one uh bit of that sure i bet the tempers were disappointing i can still get you back in there i can get you any perk you want dylan hey there's stuff you don't even know about there's there's paintball there's coffee cozies dylan come on just say the word and i'll get you a

coffee cozy literally right now dylan come on man i want to remember my fucking kid being born you have two others i can tell you about them just open the door and i'll tell you their names come on dylan dylan that's so fucked up it again speaks to imagine you think you're dealing with idiots you think you're dealing with idiot children that a coffee cozy would be enough this person has risked everything to open up the floodgates to open up the innie and he's like i got a coffee cozy he's like i want to know my fucking children yeah and he didn't know what i almost thought there was going to be he was going to be like i can get your children coffee cozies like that he wasn't going to understand but you realize oh Milchik understands. He just thinks the innies aren't capable of that level of emotional life.
Yeah. I think also the coffee cozies probably worked and would have worked before he had seen his kid in real life.
Right. And then he's been, right? Yeah, Milchick letting him see his kid or getting him in a situation where he could potentially meet his kid is an irreversible fuck up.
And the thing really is kind of that when each of the MDR people, all four of them kind of get exposed to love and affection of some sort, that is when they all kind of start turning a little bit. When they get a taste of this human experience, that's when they start pulling away from Lumen in one way or another.
And I hate to say this, but there are times that The Daily Show, when we reward the staff, similarly to how Milchick does and that we have had waffle parties

for the staff. Dancing.
I can't tell you how, when I saw that, my heart sank. I thought, well, geez, we got that waffle.
There's that, like, I don't know if you guys have ever seen it. It's like Dingles and Waffles truck.
Yes. Right.
You know, after like a particularly long run,

we'll bring in the Dingles and waffle truck.

Sure.

And then as I'm watching,

you know,

Milchick promising,

like I can get you all the waffles you need.

I'm like,

Oh dear God.

Am I Milchick?

Is that what this is?

If you think we didn't get the waffle truck brought over to the severance

set,

you would be wrong. The day I was there, Ben had gotten you guys ice cream.
That's right. There was an ice cream truck.
I got to partake in the ice. I got the reward without ever having to go through the trials and tribulations.
Yeah, yeah. What did you feel when Adam at the end says she's alive and that moment happened? I mean, it's just hard.
It's heartbreaking because it all like,

it's one thing to want to struggle to figure out what's happening,

but then to think that involved in that is the greatest betrayal that a human

could maybe undergo it's one thing to think like hey these guys are fucking with us like waffle party that's not so great i don't like how that that moves it from dystopian experiment to true malevolence like true evil now i now you're like, oh, this is an evil that's beyond something we can even comprehend. Yeah, because we've seen Mark kind of gradually become disillusioned with the company.
But I think that he figured he had hit the ceiling of the depravity of this place when he decided, when they all did the overtime contingency and came out there stumbling across this photo. I don't think the furthest reaches of his imagination ever imagined that someone could do something this horrifying or a company could do something that's terrible.
You know what struck me? And I don't know if you guys have, if this is in the lore or however you do it but it was the first time that i thought oh lumen is setting people up for severance because your his wife dying is the event that drove him to sever so now you're thinking, oh, wait, are they conducting experiments and doing shit to people to drive them to sever like is that also being manipulated come on tell no no these are not rhetorical questions you answer me we're not on your show No we don't have to that's right this is our

show bro tracy said all she said to me i said i was doing this uh today tracy my wife she goes

i want every episode and i want it in bulk i want to binge it i don't want to sit through

week to week you will get those episodes and you will

get them in full. John, this has been so much fun.
Thank you for doing this. Yeah.
Thanks, man.

Guys, it's my absolute pleasure. I know we're friends and everything, but I

continue to be impressed and just sort of grateful for what you do.

Thank you, friend. Much,

much appreciated.

And I can't wait to,

to do this again.

Season two brothers.

Definitely.

Truly an honor.

Bye John.

All right.

All right.

Well,

that's it for season one of the podcast.

Wow.

Congratulations.

Yeah.

Congrats.

And if you're listening to this on the day it dropped,

the premiere of season two is tomorrow, January 17th on Apple TV+. Holy cow.
It's finally here. Yes.
I mean, it seemed like it never would come. Yeah, and we're dropping a new podcast episode about the premiere right after it airs.
And we'll continue to drop new podcast episodes every week with some incredible new guests. That's right.
They come out right after the show, so you can listen right away. And I just want to thank all the guests who joined us for the recap of season one and thank everybody for listening.
Yeah. And I hope you guys enjoy season two.
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Yeah.

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I don't know.

I think it's, it's... Okay, I'll take that as a yes.

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So that would equal out, like if we're playing with like, let's just say 100%, 5.2 of those percentage points, that's the improvement.

I mean, I'm not great at math, but that sounds very close.

Well, I'm doing the math in my head right now as we speak, and I think that's great.

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