458 - A Police State, Candace’s Lawsuit, & The La Quinta Promise

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Speaker 1 I earned my degree online at Arizona State University.

Speaker 1 I chose to get my degree at ASU because I knew that I'd get a quality education, they were recognized for excellence, and that I would be prepared for the workforce upon graduating.

Speaker 1 To be associated with ASU, both as a student and alum, it makes me extremely proud. And having experienced the program, I know now that I'm set up for success.
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Speaker 8 Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the Tim Dylan episode, the podcast.

Speaker 10 I'm going on not too many hours of sleep.

Speaker 9 I had a lot of fun with Tony Hinchcliffe and Joe DeRosa last night in Manhattan at the Stand Comedy Club and Restaurant.

Speaker 4 Free ad for those dirtbags whom I love, who own that club.

Speaker 17 And we had a great time.

Speaker 18 Best comedy club food in the world, by the way.

Speaker 4 If you haven't been to the Stand Comedy Club and Restaurant, owned by two criminals who are endeared to me

Speaker 22 go because it is excellent the food is excellent it is

Speaker 9 and the comedy is

Speaker 24 it is happening

Speaker 26 food is excellent and the comedy is is provably going on

Speaker 7 it's proof it's it's is the it's there it is happening and some of it is quite good

Speaker 29 some of it is quite excellent

Speaker 19 Truly

Speaker 31 and we had fun with DeRose and Hinchcliffe just talking shit, having fun.

Speaker 19 Had a couple of cigarettes, which I no longer do, but the throat.

Speaker 37 And tomorrow opening for Louis at Forest Hill Stadium.

Speaker 39 Louis was very nice to ask me to open for him

Speaker 12 on his tour.

Speaker 19 He's on a crazy tour all over the world

Speaker 12 with P. Diddy.

Speaker 41 And they are touring.

Speaker 42 And he asked me to

Speaker 19 open it up. And I will.
And I am.

Speaker 33 So, how about that?

Speaker 4 So, it's a lot of fun.

Speaker 43 Turning our attention to Gaza.

Speaker 7 No, I'm kidding.

Speaker 17 Every week, you know, with this, every week, I mean, it really is.

Speaker 30 I mean, the situation is worsening and I don't want to talk about it every week, but then I feel bad if I don't talk about it.

Speaker 46 But who really cares?

Speaker 9 I mean, I do a show in front of an inflatable cactus.

Speaker 6 I mean, not now.

Speaker 47 I have the summer backdrop, but you know what I mean?

Speaker 4 Like, what are we doing here?

Speaker 39 But also, you got to say something about it because it's not good.

Speaker 50 But I've been saying things about it for a while.

Speaker 13 And it doesn't need to be that game.

Speaker 54 We don't need to play that game of who was first.

Speaker 50 But I have been saying things about it for a while.

Speaker 4 And many people in the entertainment industry, the industry that I am in, are now saying things about it like today.

Speaker 58 And I'm not saying I, I I was, oh, I was kind of like, I wasn't,

Speaker 6 I, right after October 7th, was like, take a minute, obviously respond.

Speaker 57 You know, I wasn't one of those people either.

Speaker 60 I wasn't like on October 8th

Speaker 19 going crazy in the quad of Columbia campus with like a burqa on, screaming and yelling.

Speaker 64 I wasn't doing any of that.

Speaker 64 I am a rational adult who just kind of like, you know, you wake up, you have an oatmeal,

Speaker 40 you know, or whatever,

Speaker 67 and then you kind of go about your day.

Speaker 70 But there's a lot of, you know,

Speaker 72 killing on the social media now.

Speaker 73 Sorry, there is.

Speaker 66 And I don't like that.

Speaker 14 So I say, no, cut it out.

Speaker 50 And people say to me, well, you don't understand.

Speaker 75 And I don't.

Speaker 19 And I actually don't.

Speaker 76 So

Speaker 47 that's the statement.

Speaker 77 We got to go back to this country fighting about like the Minnesota Vikings hired a dude to be a cheerleader.

Speaker 58 Every fight in America now is existential.

Speaker 21 It's not about dumb crap.

Speaker 49 We always used to fight about dumb shit that didn't really matter. Like that fat bitch is trying to get gay marriage overturned.

Speaker 59 Kim Davis,

Speaker 49 that court clerk, they tried to make certify a whatever.

Speaker 50 Look at this Twink jumping around with Minnesota.

Speaker 60 Now, by the way, you think this is the biggest problem Minnesota has?

Speaker 19 Don't they have like lots of problems?

Speaker 48 But anyway, this is the stuff as a country we were like designed to fight about.

Speaker 29 We're really good at that.

Speaker 83 But now we're fighting about like, is the election valid?

Speaker 19 Is the CIA in a war with the president?

Speaker 64 Is the president federalizing the police?

Speaker 86 Like,

Speaker 30 are the states going to

Speaker 58 declare war against the federal government by not letting ICE do whatever?

Speaker 90 I'm just saying

Speaker 61 there's the problems now are not fun.

Speaker 49 They used to be kind of fun.

Speaker 44 No, I mean, really.

Speaker 91 Obviously not for everyone.

Speaker 71 But we've gotten to a point now where everything we fight about and everything we're having an argument about is of the utmost importance and like when everything's at an 11 nothing is

Speaker 90 really so it's like everybody's so

Speaker 74 tired of everything that we need this we need the minnesota vikings

Speaker 29 to do something like this because we need to go back to arguing about something that we can't even wrap our heads around

Speaker 19 can't even wrap our head around half of this

Speaker 30 Like Gabbard's out there, Tulsi Gabbard's out there with

Speaker 60 RussiaGate.

Speaker 28 And that's a real thing, to be sure, but it's hard to wrap your head around that

Speaker 43 as a person

Speaker 81 that isn't like familiar with like whatever, the layers of power.

Speaker 4 I mean, what?

Speaker 17 I mean, we do this every week, you know, I mean, but at least with this,

Speaker 25 at least with this, people immediately go, oh, it's a guy doing something a girl did, and we don't like it.

Speaker 19 We're mad about it.

Speaker 58 Thank God.

Speaker 58 Thank God we have this. And more things like it.

Speaker 66 Please.

Speaker 57 More things like it.

Speaker 73 More like

Speaker 38 food items that we don't like or that are very

Speaker 95 contentious.

Speaker 29 People getting angry about like a food item.

Speaker 51 Like, I remember years ago,

Speaker 96 Burger King did a bacon sundae and people were like, this is over the line, you know?

Speaker 14 Things like that

Speaker 59 that make, you know, cultural conversations and moments.

Speaker 50 Yeah, remember the bacon sundae at Burger King?

Speaker 14 People are like, God damn it.

Speaker 49 Every now and then, a fast food restaurant puts out something so grotesque.

Speaker 97 The KFC double down, there's a history of these.

Speaker 98 There are a history of moments where fast food companies push, push it over the line, and it makes us all think about

Speaker 6 what's going on in our lives and what we've allowed to happen.

Speaker 60 You know, I'm not saying Russia Gate's not worthy of looking into.

Speaker 57 I'm just saying for the regular person out there,

Speaker 64 it is easier to see the problem in a bacon Sunday than it is Russian gate.

Speaker 47 They don't understand.

Speaker 19 They don't know who John Brennan is or Clapper or Hayden.

Speaker 60 Yes, maybe they could all start reading books and they don't know about the Dulles Brothers, but they know that bacon on a Sunday isn't good

Speaker 57 unless it's like a very weird thing at a fancy restaurant.

Speaker 30 Everyone takes one bite of it and goes, ooh.

Speaker 73 But you shouldn't get it through a drive-through.

Speaker 100 There's been a long history of these things, the Double Down,

Speaker 7 the Burger King Bacon Sunday.

Speaker 101 Egregious

Speaker 70 thing.

Speaker 25 So I would like if a fast food restaurant were to do something egregious

Speaker 94 so that we could start fighting about that,

Speaker 73 arguing about that, something really like.

Speaker 5 You know, it's the falls coming up.

Speaker 102 So maybe something, maybe like

Speaker 12 maybe it's a burger and the bun is like a, is on a, is a, is on a cider donut or something like an apple cider donut or it's a whole pumpkin

Speaker 11 Sunday where the whole entire pumpkin is filled with ice cream and candy for Halloween.

Speaker 25 Something that is so heinous that most people say, wait, stop it now.

Speaker 7 Stop it now. You're trying to kill us.
You know, it was good that the Minnesota Vikings hired a male.

Speaker 104 They should go, they should do all fat cheerleaders.

Speaker 4 You know, that, that, that nun that was on Tucker, that woman, put her as a cheerleader.

Speaker 18 Get the photo of that lovely nun up.

Speaker 42 Put her as a cheerleader.

Speaker 106 Get people talking is what I'm trying to say here.

Speaker 93 By the way, these frogs over in France are mentioning me in the Candace Owens lawsuit.

Speaker 94 What did I do?

Speaker 108 Is it my fault your wife has a dong?

Speaker 19 Who cares?

Speaker 101 What is Patrick Ben David?

Speaker 17 What did he say to Anthony Weiner?

Speaker 19 He's like, you try to get a girl to show you your ding-a-ling.

Speaker 25 So what, Brigine Pacron?

Speaker 83 She maybe allegedly has a ding-a-ling.

Speaker 108 So what?

Speaker 30 I mentioned in the lawsuit.

Speaker 9 On April 26th, Owens appeared on the Tim Dylan show.

Speaker 40 And then they do my haul.

Speaker 91 He's a comedian, podcaster, actor.

Speaker 40 They have a better bio for me in the Candace Owens lawsuit than my agent does, by the way.

Speaker 7 The bio in the Candace Owens lawsuit is actually better than anything CAA has done for me.

Speaker 30 Tim Dylan started the show by telling Owens he was asked about the series while checking into a hotel and said it has blown up.

Speaker 19 Owens replied, oh, everywhere.

Speaker 14 I mean, it's the most international thing I've ever done.

Speaker 51 So the Macrones are suing Candace, and her appearance on my show is in the lawsuit.

Speaker 44 I mean,

Speaker 58 it's just a moment of pride.

Speaker 89 If you've been a fan of this show for a while, and a lot of you have, I meet people all the time that have been, you know, listening since 2016 or the beginning.

Speaker 23 A lot of people are new, but

Speaker 25 to think about this, to be named in a lawsuit

Speaker 19 is a mark of pride.

Speaker 61 The president of France's wife

Speaker 56 is suing

Speaker 10 Candace Owens, who said she was a man,

Speaker 65 and I'm mentioned in that lawsuit.

Speaker 51 And that's actually

Speaker 34 because you start this business, you don't know where it's going to go.

Speaker 76 I didn't know where it was going to go when I started it.

Speaker 19 And that's what I'll tell people out there that are young and are walking down an uncertain path to this moment in their life where they realize it's all actually been worth it.

Speaker 83 There's a lot of people that are going, am I on the right path?

Speaker 7 Are the sacrifices worth it?

Speaker 57 And the answer is yes, because I'm sitting before you today, named in a lawsuit.

Speaker 36 The president of France, his wife, may or may not have a cock.

Speaker 19 We're all going to court to figure this out.

Speaker 93 We're going to court to figure out whether the president of France's wife has a cock.

Speaker 6 We don't know.

Speaker 76 No one knows.

Speaker 58 And I mentioned in that lawsuit because I helped further the conversation.

Speaker 111 And that to me is something special.

Speaker 65 Is it a big movie?

Speaker 19 Who can't know? But

Speaker 66 what?

Speaker 72 No. Who's doing that?

Speaker 10 What we're doing is advancing an important conversation on this earth.

Speaker 54 Does the president of France's wife have a cock or not?

Speaker 93 That's what people are thinking about as their kids are laying in a hospital bed.

Speaker 113 They're not thinking about how much the bills cost.

Speaker 114 They're going, does she have a cock and what's it like?

Speaker 44 I mean,

Speaker 75 I'm just saying it's a proud moment as an American.

Speaker 115 Dylan discussed MKUltra and similar programs.

Speaker 19 By the way, this is in a lawsuit.

Speaker 101 It's truly amazing.

Speaker 58 Like I read through it.

Speaker 39 I read the pages where I was mentioned.

Speaker 7 And it is amazing

Speaker 116 that this, just take a minute, just zoom out for a minute.

Speaker 23 Okay.

Speaker 8 Because by the way, and even though I was being facetious about movies, weapons is amazing and Naked Gun is great.

Speaker 49 I saw Naked Gun and that's great.

Speaker 58 So

Speaker 58 I am not as

Speaker 6 blackpilled on movies as I was.

Speaker 84 I do believe and I'm working on stuff and other people I know are working on stuff, very talented people.

Speaker 48 I think there's a,

Speaker 43 there, there's, there's, there's more to this than just, hey, there's people on the internet all the time, which is great.

Speaker 60 But there's also the ability to execute and do things well on other platforms.

Speaker 39 And I'm not giving up on movies. I don't think anyone should.

Speaker 74 I don't think anyone should, contrary to what I may have said last week.

Speaker 29 I'm not always right.

Speaker 39 But But when we look at how big podcasting has gotten, weirdly, I don't know why this one did it for me.

Speaker 40 The election and the dumb interviews on CNN, none of it mattered.

Speaker 39 My friends are in arenas and stuff. That didn't matter.

Speaker 119 It was this lawsuit.

Speaker 9 I just thought it was very funny.

Speaker 7 I just started laughing.

Speaker 92 I said, isn't that funny that the president of France and his wife are mentioning my show

Speaker 29 in a court case about whether his wife has a cock.

Speaker 71 And that to me is making it.

Speaker 79 That's what it is.

Speaker 13 That's what it feels like, and it feels good.

Speaker 74 I'm in this thing.

Speaker 80 I'm in this thing, and we're riding till the wheels come off here.

Speaker 73 I'm in deep now in this thing of whether or not this man's wife has a cock.

Speaker 74 They brought me into it.

Speaker 55 They brought me into it.

Speaker 84 You start a podcast because you think you're going to have a travelogue on Comedy Central.

Speaker 32 That's what I thought.

Speaker 40 I was going to get paid to travel around the world and eat things and then tell make jokes about them on television because that's what every comedian wanted.

Speaker 121 Between the years of 2010, I'll give you a little comedy history that no one cares about.

Speaker 40 Between the era of 2010 and 2015,

Speaker 94 most

Speaker 54 comedians were pursuing a travelogue.

Speaker 7 Everybody had been living in hellish apartments in Brooklyn or in, you know, in Los Angeles.

Speaker 4 And everybody, their dream was to travel around the country because David Tell had one called Insomniac.

Speaker 50 And Bourdain, who wasn't a comedian, obviously had the most famous one called Parts Unknown.

Speaker 19 And we were like, what about a funny travel food leisure show?

Speaker 79 What about that?

Speaker 19 And everybody went

Speaker 122 to their agent manager and said, hey, man, I really want to just travel.

Speaker 104 And I want to do a travelogue because I like food and I like places.

Speaker 18 No one had a rationale for why they want.

Speaker 11 They were like, I like going places.

Speaker 33 I like traveling.

Speaker 19 And we were all trying to get travelogue.

Speaker 107 So I started a podcast

Speaker 23 a, hey, my travelogue was on a tour bus because I was a tour bus guide at the time, making $15 an hour for big bus, getting a lot of complaints.

Speaker 47 And

Speaker 84 then I was like, but this is going to be a travelogue where the bus is going to go to different places.

Speaker 7 I'm going to be on top of it

Speaker 6 doing my analysis.

Speaker 19 And then,

Speaker 29 and it's going to be great.

Speaker 49 And I'm going to make like $100,000.

Speaker 18 That was my dream.

Speaker 19 I was like, I'll make $100,000.

Speaker 66 Now

Speaker 73 I am mentioned in a lawsuit.

Speaker 57 The president of France

Speaker 94 mentioned me in a lawsuit about whether his wife has a cock.

Speaker 100 Do you see what can happen out there if you just focus

Speaker 34 and trust the process?

Speaker 60 Really, trust the process because I thought I would be doing really artistic stuff.

Speaker 60 But you have to trust it.

Speaker 29 The world will find a place for you.

Speaker 73 Many people doubt this.

Speaker 96 The world is going to find it. You don't choose it, by the way.

Speaker 19 Everything's they walk around choosing everything.

Speaker 30 It's this illusion of our society that you walk around choosing things because you choose like me and my friend just got coffee and you get to choose the little thing, you know, you know, sweetener?

Speaker 19 No.

Speaker 45 Duna, you know, you get to choose that,

Speaker 29 you know, but you don't get to choose necessarily how the world sees you or where you fit into the world.

Speaker 19 You might walk around going, I'm Kevin Costner, but guess what?

Speaker 47 You're not.

Speaker 35 Number one, you're not.

Speaker 36 Number two, he just lost a lot of movie money on that dumb movie, whatever it was called, Horizon.

Speaker 52 Okay.

Speaker 74 And number three, he'd love to be in this lawsuit.

Speaker 66 He'd love it.

Speaker 54 Kevin Costner would love to be in this lawsuit about whether the president of France's wife has a cock

Speaker 73 or a pussy

Speaker 19 or

Speaker 79 something in between or nothing like a doll.

Speaker 46 I got in this going, oh i'll be i'll have a show because i was like i liked curb your enthusiasm i go how funny isn't that funny

Speaker 65 but you got to trust the process you end up where you belong and this is such a interesting uh moment here

Speaker 102 it's such a interesting moment to be in a cultural conversation that matters this much to people

Speaker 58 You know, and I know that people are going to

Speaker 29 not get it.

Speaker 100 they're not going to get it

Speaker 39 they're not going to get it they go oh well what is what are you guys doing what are you podcasters doing that's going to stand the test of time a lot of people are saying that what are you and my answer to that is fascism

Speaker 76 um

Speaker 76 that will

Speaker 28 i'm pretty sure that'll last for a few years but

Speaker 14 but i kid

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Speaker 82 I don't love this takeover of the

Speaker 78 military, this militarized police.

Speaker 19 I don't love it.

Speaker 30 I do understand we have a crime problem in cities.

Speaker 6 I'm not blind to it.

Speaker 49 I get it.

Speaker 41 I see people all the time and I go,

Speaker 22 that's a problem.

Speaker 40 Not in a racial way.

Speaker 116 I'll just see someone who

Speaker 30 sparks my concern.

Speaker 118 Someone who seems like they're on drugs or a shifty looking character, you know.

Speaker 14 And I'll, and I'll say,

Speaker 122 somebody's got to deal with that.

Speaker 69 But

Speaker 64 It's the got to be the cops, right?

Speaker 19 We don't need National Guard or do we?

Speaker 210 I don't know that we do.

Speaker 37 All of the stuff that's happening right now, the militarized police,

Speaker 9 the Palatir building the list.

Speaker 66 I don't love all of this.

Speaker 54 It seems like the precursor to the next thing.

Speaker 65 And the next thing might be much worse than this one.

Speaker 65 Maybe not.

Speaker 83 But what are they is this

Speaker 34 get up? What is this?

Speaker 64 Big balls got beat up Elon Musk's guy got beat up.

Speaker 47 And then now we've got the military in D.C.

Speaker 98 because he tried to help a carjacking victim.

Speaker 60 Well, that's your first mistake.

Speaker 19 I don't get involved,

Speaker 19 by the way.

Speaker 196 So this guy, Big Balls, Edward Corsetine, he does something heroic.

Speaker 31 I think he tries to help a carjacking victim.

Speaker 15 Here's why I'll never help anyone. Ready?

Speaker 35 Friend of mine helps a woman getting hassled on the train.

Speaker 58 A guy takes out a knife or a box cutter.

Speaker 21 I forget.

Speaker 33 It doesn't matter.

Speaker 56 He slices my friend's face.

Speaker 57 My friend then

Speaker 211 is in court with this guy.

Speaker 100 The chick he was helping goes and testifies on behalf of the guy who was roughing her up.

Speaker 79 That was all I needed to hear.

Speaker 78 A 19-year-old man known as Big Balls, who played a key role in the Doge initiative to shrink the government, was assaulted over the weekend in Washington.

Speaker 7 He was assaulted by 10 juveniles near DuPont Circle around 3 a.m. on Sunday, according to a police report.

Speaker 29 Two 15-year-olds were arrested as they attempted to flee the scene. A black iPhone 16 valued at 1,000 was also reported stolen.

Speaker 9 President Donald Trump posted a photo on his social media.

Speaker 123 Now,

Speaker 76 I think this kid,

Speaker 22 not a kid, he's a dude, this guy.

Speaker 57 I think he tried to help a carjacking victim, and then

Speaker 54 he was assaulted by all these children.

Speaker 19 Well, that's what happened.

Speaker 4 Corsudine told the officers the assailants approached him outside his vehicle while he was with a woman, identified in the report as his significant other, and made a comment about taking him.

Speaker 19 Oh.

Speaker 102 He told officers that he got the other person into the vehicle just before he was attacked.

Speaker 34 So he's at 3 a.m.

Speaker 20 He's hanging out outside of his car with a woman.

Speaker 56 Supposedly, Elon Musk tweeted, a gang of about a dozen young men tried to assault a woman in her car at night in D.C.

Speaker 32 I don't know if that's true, by the way.

Speaker 90 Because the Big Balls guy is saying

Speaker 52 he was standing by his car

Speaker 40 and he was saying a bunch of kids went up to him and they're like, we're going to steal your car.

Speaker 19 Whatever.

Speaker 55 The point is, I don't know if he's heroic anymore, though.

Speaker 67 But I'm not saying that's, I mean, whatever.

Speaker 77 You fought back against these children.

Speaker 19 Good for him.

Speaker 190 I hate children.

Speaker 47 Like, violent children running around the cities.

Speaker 30 I'm so against that.

Speaker 47 I crusaded for years, well, not years, but months against those white, that white gang in Arizona, the Gilbert Koons.

Speaker 76 Roaming

Speaker 19 bands of children that are violent are a problem, and I think they should go to the Ukraine.

Speaker 9 And I've said that, and I don't.

Speaker 44 And

Speaker 57 so now, having seen that is what Israel is doing bad?

Speaker 201 Put your thinking caps on.

Speaker 25 My point is: this: it's a violent city, D.C.

Speaker 122 These are violent cities.

Speaker 78 The cities are violent, folks.

Speaker 122 They're just violent.

Speaker 19 What are you going to do?

Speaker 37 I don't know that you could have them, but get the you got to beef up the police force.

Speaker 19 You don't want military.

Speaker 101 No one's going to want to visit this country.

Speaker 34 Tourism's already dropping.

Speaker 40 Vegas hotel rooms are down like 33%.

Speaker 56 Nobody wants to be in a city where there's military everywhere.

Speaker 6 It's like after 9-11.

Speaker 13 It wasn't like

Speaker 48 great when there was just people like

Speaker 4 National Guard walking around for years

Speaker 17 after 9-11.

Speaker 55 It gives you this eerie feeling.

Speaker 48 I don't think anybody wants to really visit a city where there's just going to be like National Guard everywhere.

Speaker 44 I don't, I mean.

Speaker 45 I mean, this is now, if you visit America, this is what you see, by the way.

Speaker 34 Make this louder.

Speaker 45 If you visit the United states of america on a summer trip this is what you get

Speaker 73 what are they doing i mean it really listen you need cops but you you gotta just have cops Kid with the military everywhere in the city.

Speaker 5 It's like this country really does have a fascist kind of wet dream where they like, they, they, they like the idea of the military so much.

Speaker 44 Now, we all need a military.

Speaker 39 I respect the people in the military.

Speaker 56 They've done things that are genuinely heroic.

Speaker 16 Um,

Speaker 84 but like no one in America fantasizes about the military, like saving those girls from the Texas camp.

Speaker 17 No one thinks like no one thinks of the military or the National Guard being used in that capacity of like, oh, there's a girl being taken by the river.

Speaker 19 Got her.

Speaker 25 No one thinks that.

Speaker 72 Everyone thinks about like these guys just bashing the skull in

Speaker 19 of someone on the street.

Speaker 58 And everybody, and nobody thinks that that will ever be them.

Speaker 65 Like nobody,

Speaker 28 it's like when all the canceling was going on and the people that were on the, you know, on the top were like getting people fired and trying to get, you know, get their banks to debank them.

Speaker 7 And cancel culture is kind of goofy when we think about it now.

Speaker 73 But in the height of it, there were people that were losing their livelihoods, their lives.

Speaker 39 They couldn't get a bank account.

Speaker 73 It was crazy.

Speaker 52 They were not able to earn any money.

Speaker 74 People wanted them to not be on Uber.

Speaker 54 And these were people, these weren't the craziest people in the world.

Speaker 50 These people had said something on Twitter somebody didn't like, wrote an article someone didn't like.

Speaker 76 And all of those people that were wielding that power never imagined that maybe that power would be used on them.

Speaker 30 They never thought that.

Speaker 73 They were never like, well, maybe if we like

Speaker 4 get all these people fired, that one day they're going to find a way to take this weapon and turn it back on us and get us fired, which of course happened.

Speaker 25 And now you're like, there's people that are applauding like the military in the street and the show of strength, but Does no one imagine that at any given time, the government could just decide that you're an enemy of the state?

Speaker 64 Oh, you don't like...

Speaker 55 I mean, here's the other thing.

Speaker 100 This thing that's going on in Israel is incredibly unpopular.

Speaker 29 They may go to war with Iran again.

Speaker 77 There's a great article on foreign policy we're going to go into in a minute.

Speaker 39 When you're pursuing a course or you're funding a country to do something that's wildly unpopular, okay?

Speaker 55 You need...

Speaker 68 to start thinking about quelling the significant protests and civil unrest that you're going to have.

Speaker 57 If you throw a bunch of people off Medicare to do that, to give Israel the money to do this, people are going to get pissed.

Speaker 54 They're going to be in the streets.

Speaker 73 And then you're going to go, what are we going to, how do we handle this?

Speaker 58 Bring in the guard.

Speaker 64 Bring in the militarized federal takeover of the police.

Speaker 57 This is anticipation.

Speaker 29 Because people are going to be unhappy.

Speaker 4 People are going to be unhappy.

Speaker 25 Luigi Mangione is not the the beginning and the end of that story.

Speaker 40 People are going to act out in violent ways.

Speaker 33 I'm not for that.

Speaker 19 I don't want it.

Speaker 7 Obviously, I don't want it.

Speaker 88 But even peaceful protests with slogans

Speaker 47 that people don't like are going to be considered violent threats and you're going to be serving jail time.

Speaker 4 What's going on in the UK right now, and I don't think people know about it, so fucking nuts.

Speaker 109 People are going to jail in the UK for a tweet.

Speaker 9 It's not a tweet anymore. It's whatever it's called, an X, a fucking.

Speaker 77 People are going to jail in the UK for like social media posts.

Speaker 50 They're saying something.

Speaker 67 Now, yes, would I like some members of my family to go to jail because of what they read on social media?

Speaker 19 Sure.

Speaker 34 But as a policy?

Speaker 19 No.

Speaker 67 You know, and I'm not talking about like go kill someone at that address like where it's clearly like

Speaker 19 okay,

Speaker 33 I'll defend a lot.

Speaker 19 But when you start doing, you know, we're not even talking about that. We're talking about

Speaker 122 people that are voicing an opinion that people might consider anti-immigrant or anti-Semitic going

Speaker 201 to a jail

Speaker 49 because of something they wrote.

Speaker 19 Get that up.

Speaker 60 That is happening.

Speaker 52 all the time

Speaker 122 in the UK.

Speaker 79 And there are, unfortunately,

Speaker 51 a lot of new hate crime laws being debated here

Speaker 47 that could end up being that.

Speaker 19 Okay?

Speaker 88 Here we go. Let's listen to this.

Speaker 66 20 months.

Speaker 213 Went on to say that you did not want your money going to immigrants.

Speaker 19 20 months, Facebook post.

Speaker 213 Keep our kids and get priority. End quote.

Speaker 213 This offense is so serious that an immediate custodial sentence is unavoidable. Would you stand, please?

Speaker 213 The sentence that I pass has been reduced by one-third to reflect your guilty plea. Is it beheaded? The sentence is one of 20 months in prison.

Speaker 67 So 20 months. Now, the guy said, I don't want immigrants raping the kids.

Speaker 46 Would I have said that?

Speaker 30 No. Is it the most articulate thing?

Speaker 7 Well, I may have said it.

Speaker 52 Is that...

Speaker 19 Hold on. Wait a minute.

Speaker 58 I can just imagine people going, you actually said it.

Speaker 19 But no, I'm just quote, tweeting it.

Speaker 76 No, what I've, no, these are not articulate people.

Speaker 211 The people that are on the intranet are not like articulate people that are really good at like expressing themselves.

Speaker 30 in a in a in a in a way that's always helpful and constructive.

Speaker 48 You know, when my aunt has a couple of Percocet and throws down a couple of bottles of White Zinn and goes on Facebook, you know, she's not thinking about if she's going to hurt people with her words.

Speaker 80 That's what she's doing.

Speaker 36 That's part of the game.

Speaker 45 That's part of the game.

Speaker 191 You, you,

Speaker 30 you can't throw people in jail for 20 months for going, I don't want my money going to immigrants or raping the kids.

Speaker 29 Now, maybe there's some other things in that post I didn't see, but from what I heard, it's not eloquent, but jail for 20 months

Speaker 53 because of that?

Speaker 48 Dude, as a guy that says crazy shit with sunglasses behind a fucking desk in front of a seasonal backdrop that's printed at a Kinko's, do you think

Speaker 59 I mean, this is, this crosses my mind all the time that we could end up being a society like this that will put you in jail

Speaker 90 for a social media post or something that you say that they don't like?

Speaker 58 You're not even allowed to watch.

Speaker 17 There's things in Britain you're not even allowed to watch.

Speaker 123 On

Speaker 7 they will literally say, Our hate crimes laws prevent you from watching this video.

Speaker 72 Now, some of the videos, I get it.

Speaker 7 If it's like, I don't know, like

Speaker 33 a kebab shop owner being burned alive or something, not good.

Speaker 19 Okay?

Speaker 30 Let's not do that.

Speaker 46 But some of them aren't as bad as that, and you still can't watch those.

Speaker 58 You know?

Speaker 70 You still can't watch those videos.

Speaker 54 Obviously, if it's like refugee family tied up to Christmas tree in Sweden, and the ornaments are, you know,

Speaker 61 into them or something crazy.

Speaker 72 Yes, we, yes, don't watch.

Speaker 123 That one you don't watch.

Speaker 72 That one you don't watch.

Speaker 58 You know?

Speaker 83 You know, like I get that one.

Speaker 21 Irish mob attacks halal cart.

Speaker 57 We get, yes, there's things we shouldn't be watching.

Speaker 25 There's things that aren't good.

Speaker 84 But then there's a lot of stuff you just, you got to be.

Speaker 70 able to watch it.

Speaker 57 You got to be able to

Speaker 100 understand

Speaker 28 that you're an adult and you should be able to, because, because

Speaker 51 they've already got the cops on the street that are, I mean, that are not cops or that are the military.

Speaker 7 They've already got the National Guard on the street.

Speaker 29 They already have all your information in D.C.

Speaker 48 And now they just get to decide what is and isn't over the line.

Speaker 49 That should scare everybody.

Speaker 51 You're fucking nuts, dude.

Speaker 61 If this doesn't scare you, you're nuts.

Speaker 29 All of these things that Alex Jones, you know, and I've had Alex on, I like Alex, but all these things that Alex Jones was like worried about when I listened to him in the late 90s, early 2000s are coming to fruition.

Speaker 67 And he does, you know, I don't know where he is on all of that stuff, but like, I know he's a big fan of Trump, but like, this is everything Alex Jones always talked about.

Speaker 19 Military in the street, the FEMA camp, the, the tech

Speaker 58 company that monitors everything, the surveillance.

Speaker 73 This is all of that.

Speaker 17 I mean, not to sound like a fucking nut.

Speaker 66 This is everything a crackhead.

Speaker 88 And I don't even mean a crackhead like crack, but a guy smoking weed in a room with a fucking black light and a fucking, you know, insane clown posse tattoo on his arm.

Speaker 183 I'm thinking of a very specific guy I was friends with.

Speaker 210 But this is everything that that guy would have talked about.

Speaker 19 He'd be like, bro.

Speaker 2 Bro, there's going to be military in the street.

Speaker 4 They're going to put you in jail for fucking your fucking thoughts, man.

Speaker 19 If you just say them, bro, you're going to be in fucking jail.

Speaker 122 There's going to be a fucking company that monitors everything you do, bro.

Speaker 57 Like, this is literally the wet dream of every conspiracy theorist that has ever lived, and it's happening now.

Speaker 84 And the people you'd think would be upset about it are kind of cheerleading it.

Speaker 52 They think it's great.

Speaker 19 So isn't that fun?

Speaker 94 Isn't that a fun one?

Speaker 129 Hi, I'm Martine Hackett, host of Untold Stories, Life with a Severe Autoimmune Condition, a production from Ruby Studio in partnership with Argenix.

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Speaker 48 A Miami La Quinta in went viral after video shows weird virtual check-in with remote receptionist.

Speaker 98 I will say one thing about the hotel check-in process right now:

Speaker 19 it is

Speaker 193 the least pleasurable thing

Speaker 7 that you do as an adult outside of a doctor's office. A hotel check-in for whatever reason is so terrible.

Speaker 28 It is so fucking long.

Speaker 73 It takes a lot of time.

Speaker 56 It's annoying.

Speaker 114 You're asked to produce all kinds of things.

Speaker 56 You're asked meaningless questions back and forth.

Speaker 76 They ask you if you need for them, if they need to explain to you

Speaker 29 like what an elevator is.

Speaker 29 They're completely,

Speaker 74 completely usually not always

Speaker 86 but they're like treating you like a child

Speaker 89 and yet they also can't do anything at the thing like you're like can i extend my this can i do this can i do that no no no we can't do any of that that's all done through reservations i can't do it i can't do it I'll pay Lilectsha.

Speaker 85 Can you upgrade the room?

Speaker 38 I can't do any of that. I can't do any of that.
I'm a prisoner.

Speaker 57 I am being filmed.

Speaker 40 I cannot do anything.

Speaker 91 I am at this desk.

Speaker 7 I can only check you in to this hotel.

Speaker 46 So, of all of the different processes that are going to get automated, that one,

Speaker 58 and it's already happening.

Speaker 49 I already know people that show up at these hotels and they have an app on the phone and it opens the door.

Speaker 46 It's already going in that direction.

Speaker 53 But let's check out this.

Speaker 7 This is a virtual hotel check-in, which by the way, right now I'm saying ready.

Speaker 57 It's not that bad.

Speaker 43 I've had much worse in person.

Speaker 29 Let's take a look at this.

Speaker 99 Okay.

Speaker 119 Two, just in case I lose one.

Speaker 161 Yes, I'll just make two for you.

Speaker 215 Just I'll give it the signature where it says guest signature. Let me just process your room registration.
Please wait while we process your registration form.

Speaker 215 Please note that we have a strict policy of no smoking, no pets and no visitors allowed in any of our guest rooms.

Speaker 215 Signature must match the one on your ID. Using your finger, please sign where it says guest signature.

Speaker 78 What's so bad about this?

Speaker 215 form on the screen

Speaker 215 all right sir I will just uh process your recipe which contains all the property yeah what's so bad about that he's Indian so what

Speaker 30 that's not a high-end hotel that's a La Quinta it's a cheap hotel it's a but but I understand what people are saying Laquinta saying we're not hiring an American to do that job we're not going to put a physical american in that job.

Speaker 11 We're going to have someone do it from another country.

Speaker 88 Outlaw that, by the the way, if Trump's going to rip all these people out of a high school graduation, outlaw that.

Speaker 29 Lakinta shouldn't be able to do that.

Speaker 30 And by the way, that was not even that bad either.

Speaker 69 But if you're going to be all America first, outlaw that.

Speaker 88 Outlaw Lake

Speaker 52 hiring a guy.

Speaker 29 He's probably in the next room.

Speaker 19 He's like, I'm not in India.

Speaker 52 He's like, I'm sitting in the next room.

Speaker 40 He's just in an air-conditioned room at the Laquinta.

Speaker 53 But that shouldn't be allowed.

Speaker 32 You shouldn't be able to just hire some dude to sit in India and check fucking people into a La Quinta to go cheat on their wife.

Speaker 19 It should, you should have to look at

Speaker 51 in the eyes of an American citizen at the La Quinta.

Speaker 60 You should have to.

Speaker 40 You should not be able to dodge the judgment of checking into that.

Speaker 19 But by the way, that's not even that fucking bad.

Speaker 45 That's not that bad at all.

Speaker 25 I've had so much worse check-ins.

Speaker 116 With an actual physical human being standing in front of you.

Speaker 25 It's so much worse.

Speaker 29 That's fucking fine.

Speaker 33 I don't even know what people are pissed off about with that.

Speaker 74 That one's good. That one was fine.

Speaker 29 Maybe they're mad that it's not an American job. What are people mad about here?

Speaker 80 Let's see what people are angry about.

Speaker 108 I don't even get it.

Speaker 79 I don't know what would bother people other than the fact that

Speaker 19 it is a

Speaker 37 This is beyond ridiculous.

Speaker 54 That's wild.

Speaker 29 Got to keep it local, fam.

Speaker 19 Well, that, okay.

Speaker 54 The reason for a desk is like having a doorman in an apartment building.

Speaker 52 Security.

Speaker 48 I wouldn't feel safe in a hotel with staff this lean.

Speaker 30 There is no authority.

Speaker 107 It's like a bus stop. It's a La Quinta.

Speaker 73 What do you think it is?

Speaker 64 You're checking into a La Quinta hotel.

Speaker 19 What kind of experience?

Speaker 29 Do you think you're gonna get?

Speaker 212 This is, what do you, do you think, I love when somebody goes, security, you think someone at a Laquinta is going to save you if something bad happens to you?

Speaker 83 You think a guy making seven or $8 an hour at a La Quinta is going to, if a shady character walks into the hotel, best case, they call the cops and run out the back.

Speaker 25 They're going to come fucking save you, idiot.

Speaker 61 You think life's a movie?

Speaker 64 Everybody's a goddamn hero?

Speaker 111 I'm against this because that job should go to a dirtbag who lives in our country.

Speaker 34 There are dirtbags in our country and they need to work.

Speaker 19 This is another problem that no politician wants to talk about because

Speaker 85 nobody likes calling people dirtbags, but there's a lot of dirtbags in our country that need to do something.

Speaker 29 And I'm not saying everyone that works at a La Quinta is a dirtbag, but if you were a dirtbag, this isn't the worst job to have is to check people into a La Quinta.

Speaker 70 It's not the worst job.

Speaker 19 We've got a lot of people that are not too bright.

Speaker 45 They're not really that hardworking.

Speaker 34 They've had terrible childhoods.

Speaker 52 They're on drugs.

Speaker 29 They've had unfortunate circumstances.

Speaker 57 And shouldn't they be working at a La Quinta?

Speaker 47 Shouldn't women with neck tattoos be working at a La Quinta?

Speaker 34 Shouldn't people who just got out of rehab be working at a La Quinta?

Speaker 64 Like, that's what La Quintas are for.

Speaker 57 That's what that whole subterranean level of the American economy is for.

Speaker 212 It's so that kind of people that

Speaker 66 are having a rough go of it have a place.

Speaker 19 That's what it's for.

Speaker 79 Not everybody's going to thrive and excel.

Speaker 112 And not everyone's going to be mentioned in a lawsuit with the president of France's wife.

Speaker 63 Some people are going to have it.

Speaker 46 Like I, for example, was a failure up until I was, you know, I don't know, my mid-30s.

Speaker 105 Now, maybe not a failure in the sense I never worked at a, you know, whatever.

Speaker 32 I wasn't like doing math or something, but I was a drug addict.

Speaker 94 I was broke.

Speaker 28 I had a house foreclosed on.

Speaker 33 I had all this stuff happen to me.

Speaker 19 I never worked in a La Quinta, but I had a lot of bad stuff going on.

Speaker 70 And I was in that world with a lot of those people.

Speaker 74 And they need jobs.

Speaker 29 They need things to do.

Speaker 29 People that I knew from that world

Speaker 58 don't, they're never going to

Speaker 85 get that much further than that.

Speaker 29 That doesn't mean they can't have a great life.

Speaker 53 It does a little, but it doesn't mean that,

Speaker 52 you know, they should have like some horrible life, but it means like they need jobs.

Speaker 74 They need jobs.

Speaker 71 Like these are not people who are going to, you know, do some of the other stuff that we got going on.

Speaker 79 They're not starting an app.

Speaker 69 Okay.

Speaker 35 They're not coming up with their own app.

Speaker 66 I'm sorry about that.

Speaker 115 I'm sorry they're not coming up with their own app.

Speaker 30 But they're not, but that's why a La Quinta exit.

Speaker 46 They have a cigarette outside of the La Quinta.

Speaker 14 It's not that bad.

Speaker 122 And then people that are in that situation,

Speaker 185 you know, they learn to kind of enjoy it.

Speaker 71 They learn that, you know,

Speaker 86 it's their routine.

Speaker 210 They work at the La Quinta.

Speaker 88 Google Laquinta, Florida, and hit image.

Speaker 68 La Quinta, Florida.

Speaker 19 I'm not saying all these people live in Florida, but let's let's just imagine some of them do.

Speaker 71 Get up one that looks like a real La Quinta, not one of these resort-style ones that don't even exist.

Speaker 88 Let's get a real La Quinta.

Speaker 46 Go fourth picture, bottom left.

Speaker 88 Fourth picture, bottom left.

Speaker 30 Now it's third picture.

Speaker 54 Third picture, right there.

Speaker 36 Go to the left.

Speaker 85 Make that bigger.

Speaker 34 This is what a La Quinta looks like.

Speaker 185 A real one, not like one in the magazines.

Speaker 85 This is not the one they put on the website.

Speaker 88 This is what a La Quinta really looks like.

Speaker 29 Okay?

Speaker 68 People go to that, they go to that hotel to smoke

Speaker 19 meth or crack and cheat on their wife.

Speaker 46 Maybe a closeted gay man will go in there to have sex with someone he pays money to.

Speaker 29 Nothing wrong with that.

Speaker 19 It's actually kind of hot.

Speaker 86 That's what the La Quinta is for.

Speaker 85 The La Quinta is not for a family vacation, really, unless you're like fucked.

Speaker 211 People who stay at Laquintas, a lot of them are living there.

Speaker 30 They're living in the La Quinta half the time.

Speaker 35 They're hiding.

Speaker 71 They're hiding in a La Quinta, you know, from someone, something,

Speaker 19 the authorities, or a rival gang, a rival biker gang is trying to get them.

Speaker 63 And they go cool down for a couple of days.

Speaker 46 They go to a La Quinta.

Speaker 29 This is America.

Speaker 44 If you want to go to America, you don't go to Manhattan or any of this crap or Palm Beach or the Hamptons.

Speaker 19 If you want to go see a Meta, you don't go to Beverly Hills.

Speaker 29 If you want to see America, you go to a La Quinta.

Speaker 29 You go to a La Quinta in

Speaker 19 Florida.

Speaker 33 or the Carolinas, wherever.

Speaker 61 It doesn't really matter.

Speaker 26 Doesn't really matter.

Speaker 52 Go to a La Quinta room.

Speaker 88 The room room of a La Quinta,

Speaker 72 because these are

Speaker 57 the places that the working class of this country needs to work.

Speaker 53 Make that bigger.

Speaker 55 Do you see this room?

Speaker 58 What are you going to do in that room but sin?

Speaker 84 There's nothing to do in that room except the craziest drugs.

Speaker 13 The craziest craziest drugs, and have crazy sex. That's

Speaker 21 not like pornographic hot sex.

Speaker 19 We're like, whoa,

Speaker 58 look at all the acrobatics.

Speaker 68 This is like

Speaker 54 real bad, real gross,

Speaker 60 real tough.

Speaker 76 End of life stuff in that room.

Speaker 69 End of life stuff where a guy

Speaker 47 comes and you think he's dead.

Speaker 19 He's like,

Speaker 30 he makes a fake.

Speaker 122 Like, it's bad what goes on in that room.

Speaker 46 It's bad.

Speaker 191 But this is

Speaker 63 a business.

Speaker 7 Our country has this. This is a business and people have to work there.

Speaker 54 It's not nice.

Speaker 47 Maids find not nice things.

Speaker 56 Laquinta's named in many, many court cases.

Speaker 97 There's many, many legal documents that say the name Laquinta.

Speaker 61 I mean, none of this is a surprise, but this is an American tradition.

Speaker 68 An American tradition is when you have been flushed down the toilet by our society.

Speaker 42 Sorry, people do.

Speaker 19 Down the toilet. A lot of people.
I've known some of them.

Speaker 66 I would have been one of them.

Speaker 69 Okay.

Speaker 71 But I enjoyed, you know, the creative arts.

Speaker 30 Now, when you're flushed down the toilet in our society,

Speaker 63 you don't have a ton of options.

Speaker 21 And one of the options you have is working at one of these chain hotels.

Speaker 21 And if we take that away from people, I'm being dead serious now, and I know people are going to not, you're out of touch.

Speaker 19 Shut up.

Speaker 74 I'm being honest and actually soulful and kind

Speaker 54 because one of the options you have is to work at a La Quinta

Speaker 21 and have pride and go.

Speaker 29 You know, like the people that work at a La Quinta walked out, they walk out.

Speaker 30 The staff of the La Quinta is people that go, I was molested as a kid, but I'm not molesting kids.

Speaker 111 The cycle stops with me.

Speaker 53 That's the La Quinta pledge.

Speaker 32 The La Quinta pledge, when you work there, is I, and it says it, when you check in, it says actually behind the thing, it says, I was molested as a child, but I don't molest children.

Speaker 60 The cycle stops with me.

Speaker 67 And then to the side of the hotel, they have frozen foods.

Speaker 27 You can heat up little bowls of chili and such.

Speaker 72 And then ice cream is always too hard.

Speaker 205 It's always been in the freezer too long.

Speaker 21 You have to gnaw on it kind of like a beaver would gnaw on wood. It's not good.

Speaker 19 But that's what the Lakeen, it's people that have had, you meet people in this world that the fact that they're on two legs is something. No?

Speaker 34 Yes.

Speaker 98 Have you ever thought you had it hard and then you talk to someone who's had it terrible?

Speaker 29 I've met so many people that have had it so bad and they are heroic in the way that they carry themselves because they've made it through such horror.

Speaker 29 And they've been able to get themselves to a point where they work.

Speaker 186 I'm not kidding.

Speaker 26 They work at a grocery store or a little inn.

Speaker 11 Not like an inn I'd go to, not like a nice kind of class, but like, you know what I mean?

Speaker 7 I'm just using the word inn as a placeholder for another thing. I don't mean like the inn at Little Washington or any of these stunning properties in Blue Ridge Mountains.

Speaker 117 I mean like

Speaker 19 a little shitbox

Speaker 117 thing.

Speaker 60 The fact that's the greatness of America.

Speaker 21 The greatness of America is not like, oh, we're so tough.

Speaker 68 We got the military in the streets.

Speaker 113 The greatness of America is that the children that we have drugged and molested and beaten to death can work in hotels in our country.

Speaker 37 It actually is.

Speaker 90 That's what it is.

Speaker 22 Jesus said it.

Speaker 77 What you have done for the least of us, you've done also for me.

Speaker 19 It's in the Bible.

Speaker 166 So when we talk community, we're talking about an entire ecosystem surrounding this condition, including of course the patients at the center that are all trying to live life in the moment, live life for the future, but then also create a new future.

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Speaker 34 That's what is our country:

Speaker 30 people that have had it really bad, cancer clusters, living by power lines, school shootings, molestation, beatings, satanic cults, drugs, gangs, youth violence, all of that.

Speaker 61 Those people that have grown up in those, they used to play soccer in fields littered with glass.

Speaker 64 Those children, where every scene of their life is like

Speaker 29 an episode of that Stephen King miniseries the stand it's always black crows flying over their head and that old woman mother Abigail on the porch going rats in the corn that's all these kids see is an old woman going rats in the corn

Speaker 34 that

Speaker 19 is

Speaker 79 what we build from

Speaker 79 In our country and it's actually amazing that a lot of the some of those people go on and to do crimes Yes, some of them do, but a lot of them don't.

Speaker 57 I've met a lot of them and they're like very happy people.

Speaker 29 They're much happier than the spoiled cunts I know.

Speaker 57 And that'll tell you something.

Speaker 48 They're really happy, some of those people.

Speaker 94 If you ever met someone, I know people.

Speaker 52 I mean, they were passed around.

Speaker 19 I mean, it was a rapathon, and it's not nice when you hear about it.

Speaker 46 I know people whose parents did drugs.

Speaker 70 I know people whose pat, I know someone whose father killed the mother in front of her.

Speaker 36 And that person, I don't really know that person, but

Speaker 19 I know someone who knows them.

Speaker 79 What I'm saying is a lot of those people have rebuilt.

Speaker 49 There's a dark underbelly to this country.

Speaker 85 And we can't forget about those people.

Speaker 77 Like those are the people.

Speaker 48 that are being replaced by that guy on the iPad.

Speaker 186 Bring him up. Make him big again.

Speaker 79 He's,

Speaker 79 look at that lobby.

Speaker 107 Show us just that lobby again for a second.

Speaker 13 Yeah, see that?

Speaker 66 It looked like a hospital.

Speaker 211 That is where you can work and you feel pride.

Speaker 70 You go, I have a job.

Speaker 35 My mother.

Speaker 97 My father killed my mother in front of me and I have a job today at this La Quinta.

Speaker 37 And Sheila called out because she's sick, because the kids got her sick.

Speaker 97 And I'm filling in for Sheila. I have a job at the La Quinta on the side of the highway.

Speaker 70 And that's why I believe in God, because God rewards all those people.

Speaker 73 I believe that.

Speaker 21 I'm hoping that's where my religion comes from.

Speaker 30 I was raised Catholic, but I believe people that suffer through things like that, through the La Quintas and, you know,

Speaker 29 the theme parks and public school or whatever, you know, whatever horrors people do, walking people around on leashes, not for fun, I mean, like the government once, that's bad.

Speaker 76 And I think in the afterlife,

Speaker 7 it's good then.

Speaker 86 They get rewarded. That's the whole game.

Speaker 54 When you work at a shit place like this, you then go to heaven.

Speaker 86 People like me and my friends that live in nice areas are going to have to like really make an argument as to why they should get into heaven.

Speaker 108 I believe that. I believe.

Speaker 30 I'll be like, well, I did have the Cajun chicken at LaBille Buquet a lot.

Speaker 19 And there were other people that were hungry in the world.

Speaker 19 I did.

Speaker 19 We're going to have to explain the concept of an appetizer to God, people that I know.

Speaker 77 We're going to go, well, we ate a meal before the meal.

Speaker 96 Well, because we wanted to try.

Speaker 20 different things.

Speaker 57 These people go right to heaven.

Speaker 68 If you work at a La Quinta, rats in the corn, black crows flying over your head, you're playing soccer in a field of old glass, you're living in Florida, you have a hellish life, your brother kills someone and he's in jail and you're visiting your brother in jail, and you, you drag yourself into the middle class of this country, not the middle class, I'm sorry.

Speaker 84 What am I nuts? You drag yourself into the working poor.

Speaker 94 You drag yourself into the working poor after all the horrors,

Speaker 19 all the horrors, Epstein, like the Epstein victims. You see these girls that have been treated horribly, terribly by evil people.

Speaker 46 And those women, I believe, go right to heaven because they've been through hell on earth.

Speaker 19 I should really do more kind of spiritual talking.

Speaker 9 It's actually kind of inspiring to many people.

Speaker 78 Myself included, but also the people in the room.

Speaker 9 There's only two people in this room, but they're actually being inspired by this.

Speaker 118 Makes me wonder if I'm wasting it here, you know, if it shouldn't just be more of a sort of a stadium environment.

Speaker 16 Um,

Speaker 122 but I believe they go right to heaven because they've been through hell on earth, whereas the people that have had it kind of good

Speaker 80 have to, maybe there's a little bit of purgatory, and that's okay.

Speaker 71 Like, maybe there's a little bit of like, you know, what you guys don't get to go because

Speaker 62 you know what I mean.

Speaker 79 So,

Speaker 30 so heaven's going to be a bunch of people with teardrop tattoos on their face who worked at La Quinta,

Speaker 42 And purgatory is going to be lit.

Speaker 28 Because purgatory is going to be like a lot of like fun

Speaker 19 people.

Speaker 28 No, but the point here is that when we talk about the American working class, obviously we're not talking about, we're not always talking about people that have had horrible lives.

Speaker 98 We're talking about people that have had good lives and their families and whatever.

Speaker 46 But there is a segment of people in our country, the poor, generational poverty, people that have experienced really horrible things.

Speaker 79 Those people

Speaker 48 should be able to work in these places.

Speaker 79 And not him.

Speaker 57 Not him. And it's not because he's Indian.

Speaker 54 It's because

Speaker 19 he's somewhere else.

Speaker 210 If you work at a La Quinta, as that comment said, keep it local, fam.

Speaker 204 And you want a little local flavor in the La Quinta.

Speaker 38 but this is going to be good let me tell you why this is going to work people don't want to walk in when they cheat on their wife they like there's some guy from Pakistan on an iPad

Speaker 30 instead of having to see an actual person but I think you should have to look in the eyes of an actual person um

Speaker 36 so that's that's what I'm

Speaker 37 that's what I'm saying that was kind of a sermon a little bit there was kind of a religious angle to that I think people appreciate because there was sort of a

Speaker 27 sort of the circle or the fish.

Speaker 187 What is it?

Speaker 52 Where you make the eight sign?

Speaker 85 That's what it comes down to is that, you know, people that have been through it should get to work at an American kind of motor lodge.

Speaker 82 Well, they should. Well, they're not going to be doctors and they're not going to work at Goldman Sachs.

Speaker 19 I'm sorry.

Speaker 36 But that's, you're not qualified to do that.

Speaker 19 They're not qualified to do that.

Speaker 26 They're not qualified to do that.

Speaker 19 They're qualified to produce a podcast or they're qualified to do this. This is what they're qualified to do.

Speaker 19 I mean, I don't know what to tell you.

Speaker 86 No,

Speaker 63 they're good people

Speaker 66 and

Speaker 57 they shouldn't be

Speaker 19 replaced by foreign workers on iPads.

Speaker 19 It's not right.

Speaker 34 They're going to be like,

Speaker 98 Becky's down bad.

Speaker 42 They're going to say this at the local tavern.

Speaker 92 They're going to go, why is Becky down bad?

Speaker 31 She got fired at the La Quinta.

Speaker 13 They replaced her with a guy.

Speaker 29 They're not going to say guy, but I'm not going to say what they'd really say.

Speaker 96 With a guy

Speaker 85 from India who's now checking people in.

Speaker 68 And Becky is now working at the Carls Jr.

Speaker 49 And then when Becky leaves the Carl's Jr., here's the problem, man.

Speaker 68 If you fall from La Quinta,

Speaker 54 you fall to fast food.

Speaker 54 If you fall from fast food, it's tough.

Speaker 19 You know,

Speaker 14 there's not a lot of options out there.

Speaker 85 Maybe everyone will just be in ICE.

Speaker 80 Maybe that's what it is.

Speaker 199 Maybe the end of this country is everyone joins ICE.

Speaker 53 Maybe that's the only job now that you can get is ICE.

Speaker 210 They've gotten rid of the age limits.

Speaker 85 You can be 18 and work for ICE.

Speaker 29 So maybe when we've given all the hotel and restaurant jobs to people

Speaker 86 on an iPad in Pakistan, everyone will just be in ICE.

Speaker 83 All these people will be in ICE.

Speaker 94 And maybe that's the point.

Speaker 85 We just have a huge 300 million person force

Speaker 70 for ICE.

Speaker 94 And we've kicked all the immigrants out except for one.

Speaker 85 There's one family of immigrants trying to blend in and everyone's in ICE and we're just trying to get them. And maybe that's how America ends.

Speaker 54 Everyone is in ICE and we all just deport each other back to the countries we came from.

Speaker 64 And then five guys, Bill Gates, Mark Zuckerberg, fucking Peter Thiel, five guys split up the country five different ways and

Speaker 82 we all just fucking deport ourselves back to where,

Speaker 30 back to where we

Speaker 45 came from.

Speaker 36 It's as fitting an end as any.

Speaker 85 that the only job left in this country is to join a paramilitary deportation force.

Speaker 13 That's a fit ending to this place.

Speaker 57 That's the only thing now you can do is the only thing that you're qualified to do is storm houses, rip people out, and send them back to other countries.

Speaker 74 I mean, that's the only job left.

Speaker 34 That's the only job fair.

Speaker 93 The only job fair to all the schools would be ICE.

Speaker 85 Join ICE.

Speaker 79 Is there any other jobs?

Speaker 107 I want to be a dentist, says one girl.

Speaker 73 Shut up.

Speaker 85 Join ICE.

Speaker 117 You know, there's parents talking to their kids right now, talking to their 13-year-old kids going, you should join ICE.

Speaker 19 Make this family proud.

Speaker 34 Make this family proud.

Speaker 117 I remember when Ellian Gonzalez, this kid who was deported to Cuba, there was like a military, a guy with a gun like pointed at Ellian Gonzalez, this little Cuban kid.

Speaker 38 We were sending him back to Cuba. It was something like...

Speaker 52 And everyone was horrified by that photo.

Speaker 33 Get up the Ellian Gonzalez photo.

Speaker 46 Everyone was horrified by this photo of this kid.

Speaker 85 He was like clutching his dad. He was terrified.

Speaker 190 And then like these like stormtroopers came in.

Speaker 19 Right.

Speaker 85 So here's the famous Ellian Gonzalez photo, right?

Speaker 85 This is the famous Ellian Gonzalez photo that made people go, oh my God, how insane is this?

Speaker 10 This is probably being used as an ICE recruitment photo, by the way.

Speaker 57 This is an I, this went from like scaring the whole country to like, oh my God, what have we become?

Speaker 13 Now people are are cheering this.

Speaker 19 They want this.

Speaker 108 They want like more of this.

Speaker 19 They're like, you're not going to grow up and work in the La Quinta.

Speaker 19 You're out.

Speaker 19 What a, what a,

Speaker 85 what a fun thing. Go see Naked Gun, folks.

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Speaker 204 It is important that you go see these movies.

Speaker 30 It is really important that you patronize these things.

Speaker 94 Go see weapons.

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Speaker 30 It's about 17 kids that go missing.

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