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Speaker 2 Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the Tim Dylan Show. Who's going to win this New York mayoral election? Will it be Zoron Mamdani?
Speaker 2 He's in the lead, big time.
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Speaker 2 going to win?
Speaker 2 94 right now. 94%
Speaker 2 going to win. Well, hey,
Speaker 2 seems definitive.
Speaker 2 Did you see this Billie Eilish?
Speaker 2 You know what I call her? Silly Eilish.
Speaker 2 That's what I call her. Take that.
Speaker 2 Billie Eilish.
Speaker 2 You know, Billie Eilish. She does the music where she's like,
Speaker 2 and that was her. That's literally a song I just played from her latest album.
Speaker 2 So, Billie Eilish, Billie Eilish, silly Eilish,
Speaker 2
is a rich kid, grew up in LA, whatever, talented for sure. God bless her, give it to her.
God love her.
Speaker 2
She's out here lecturing billionaires at the Wall Street Journal. Now, the reason why she's not lecturing millionaires is because she's a millionaire.
Everyone hates billionaires.
Speaker 2 But by the way, hating billionaires, while a lot of the time justified, is the least risky thing you can do or say in public. Let me say that again.
Speaker 2 Saying bad things about billionaires is the least risky thing you can say or do in public.
Speaker 2 They used to have this comment about politicians that were pro-family. And they go, oh, what a controversial position because obviously Saying, I believe in family is like not at all controversial.
Speaker 2 It might be now
Speaker 2 in certain parts of the country.
Speaker 2 The one I'm in probably, but. Is it a dog whistle when you say family? But
Speaker 2
it's a pretty easy thing to go out there and say, I hate billionaires. I don't like billionaires.
And I'm not even saying that she's wrong.
Speaker 2 It's the glazing, as the young ones would say, as the kids would say, the glazing of this, of Billie Eilish, how
Speaker 2
How brave she was to, at the Wall Street Journal, she's getting an award. What is she getting an award for? Oh, that she gave a bunch of money to a food bank.
She gave $11 million to a charity.
Speaker 2 In America, go and look up. Most charities, on average, what percentage of the donations go to the actual people? By the way, it's like 10% or less.
Speaker 2 So, but Billie Eilish, even though she meant well, what she did is she bought a bunch of Toyota Camrys
Speaker 2
for people that are in the charity business. And I'm not saying that it's wrong to donate to charity.
Um,
Speaker 2
yeah, this is by the way, a lie. I love this.
They go,
Speaker 2 but many reputable charities aim for at least 70 to 90 percent of funds that go directly to their charitable programs. That isn't true.
Speaker 2 There are a lot of charities where the overhead is so massive, and the salaries that are paid,
Speaker 2 you know, it's absurd.
Speaker 2 I'm not saying don't donate to charity. I'm saying, you know,
Speaker 2 have a reasonable expectation, and you got to make sure you really donate to the right
Speaker 2 charity. But a lot of charities are,
Speaker 2
they have a lot of overhead. So what did she donate? 11 million? $11.5.
$11.5 million to what? The food banks? It's like food inequity. Yeah, great.
Climate change. Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2
Climate change, donating to climate change. I mean, what are we doing? But whatever.
The food thing I get, they're cutting off the benefits. People are going to be in the streets.
Speaker 2 Their little kids are going to be detoxing off sugar in the streets, many of them heavily armed. I don't love that.
Speaker 2 So I do appreciate Billie Eilish. But Billie Eilish gets up and does this little speech, and everybody's calling her, you know, a warrior for it.
Speaker 2
Give it up. Billie Eilish, everyone.
Love you all, but there's a few people in here that have a lot more money than me. How lucky for for you, Billy.
And
Speaker 2 if you're a billionaire, why are you a billionaire?
Speaker 2 No hate, but yeah, give your money away, shorties.
Speaker 3 Love you guys. Thank you so much.
Speaker 2 Billie Eilish.
Speaker 2 Going after the elephant in the room, if you're a billionaire,
Speaker 2 why are you a millionaire?
Speaker 2 I mean, that's a fair question. Why are you a millionaire?
Speaker 2 But that's a harder question to ask.
Speaker 2 Billie Eilish has a lot more money than me. But I'm just saying, the
Speaker 2 glazing people for shit like this
Speaker 2 is kind of, it's like pathetic.
Speaker 2 Saying that
Speaker 2 she's like
Speaker 2 so brave for,
Speaker 2 you know, here's the thing too.
Speaker 2 These people get these awards and then they choose to like pop off.
Speaker 2 You know, it's kind of like,
Speaker 2 I don't know, how about before the award you say something? How about you say something before you get an award?
Speaker 2 You're up there with the award talking about billionaires, give your money away, shorties.
Speaker 2 Billie Eilish
Speaker 2 telling people they should give their money away, like she did, to climate change. Billie Eilish donated her money to
Speaker 2 climate change, an $11.5 million donation to fight world hunger and climate change.
Speaker 2 Billie Eilish,
Speaker 2 friend of the show.
Speaker 2 No one's taking anything away for her. Stephen Colbert made an announcement on behalf of Billie Eilish.
Speaker 2 Yeah, he announced it at the awards. Oh, do we have him announcing her $11.5 million donation? By the way, can I tell a story from yesterday?
Speaker 2 Literally, here's what happened because literally it's the same exact thing.
Speaker 2
I go to Irwan with my friend. My friend is allergic to avocado, having grown up in California and has eaten it too much.
And now he's allergic to avocado.
Speaker 2
By the way, people's personal weaknesses now, they display some type of strength or like, oh, it's cool. Look at me.
I had so much avocado. I can't even have anymore.
It's ridiculous.
Speaker 2 I try to have the Gary Breccia keto smoothie it's a phenomenal get the ingredients of the gary brecchia
Speaker 2 now gary brech is a con artist and a criminal who has sold people on this longevity crap that you're going to live forever if you drink the uh his milkshake but it's a nice taste and it's low in sugar and it's got the macros and the uh aminos and the venezuelans
Speaker 2 The standard smoothie includes coconut water, avocado, cauliflower, rice, raspberries, strawberries, blueberries.
Speaker 2 No, no, no.
Speaker 2
Oh, yeah. The chocolate version.
Perfect amino chocolate powder. Cacao powder, almond butter, avocado, coconut milk, MCTO, rishi, ashwagandha, avocado.
So whatever.
Speaker 2 I go in there and I get the Gary Brecca.
Speaker 2 And who again is, God bless him, but he's a complete con artistic criminal. My doctor told me that.
Speaker 2 I get it. And then my
Speaker 2 friend is like, oh, I'm allergic to avocado. Stop getting me the Gary Brecca.
Speaker 2 By the way, it's like $20. It's like, okay.
Speaker 2
So then he goes, I want a peanut butter one. So I I go, okay.
So I go up to the guy at the registry and I say,
Speaker 2 give him a peanut butter smoothie.
Speaker 2
And he goes, you want to swap out one of the breccas? And I go, yeah. And I go, does anyone get the Garrett Brecca but me? He goes, all really in shape people and you.
It's like, hey, it's Halloween.
Speaker 2 What is that?
Speaker 2 So.
Speaker 2 They give us the two breccas anyway. They don't realize that we were supposed to swap one of the smoothies with a peanut butter smoothie.
Speaker 2 I then take the two breckas. I say to my friend, wait for the peanut butter smoothie.
Speaker 2 I'm going to go outside with these two so they don't know that we're technically beating them on one smoothie and they don't know what's going on.
Speaker 2
I take the two breccas outside. He gets his peanut butter smoothie.
Now we have an extra Gary Brecca perfect amino smoothie called the ultimate human. We're driving around LA.
Speaker 2
We find a homeless guy at a bus stop. I said, come here.
Do you want a smoothie? We have an extra smoothie from Irwan.
Speaker 2
And it's the Gary Brecca. I told him, I said, this is not the most popular smoothie.
Most people don't like it. People don't like the immuno blend.
They think it's chalky, whatever.
Speaker 2
I gave him the smoothie. He was very grateful.
He came over to the car. We gave him the smoothie.
Okay.
Speaker 2
And guess what? I'm not at the Wall Street Journal. lecturing people.
I'm doing it in the streets.
Speaker 2
I'm helping people in the actual street. A homeless guy at a bus stop has a perfect amino smoothie with low sugar because the maple syrup is keto and coconut whipped cream.
That's what he's got.
Speaker 2 I'm not out there at the Wall Street Journal going, hey, hey, billionaires, you're all evil.
Speaker 2 But me, Billie Eilish, a multi-multi-millionaire, I'm great because I'm giving a bunch of money to the climate and to the, you know, to food.
Speaker 2 I go steal a smoothie from Irwan, Robin Hood style, and then I deliver it to
Speaker 2 a man who's homeless, houselessness, unhoused, experiencing housing insecurity at a bus stop and food insecurity. He's experiencing all of the insecurity.
Speaker 2 I go and give him a smoothie, ask for not a goddamn thing in return. The only person who saw that was God and was like, Nice.
Speaker 2 Literally, he said that. So
Speaker 2 do we have Colbert? Yeah.
Speaker 2 Let's see if we can get Colbert here because by the way, imagine the award that should have been given to me because my friend can't handle avocado because he ate it too much growing up in Southern California.
Speaker 2
His body turned against it. If that was the rules, I would not be able to eat ice cream, okay? But those are not the rules.
Stephen Colbert.
Speaker 2 I also have the privilege of breaking a little news to all of you tonight, and thank you, Billy, for allowing me to do this. This is extraordinary.
Speaker 2 Billie Eilish will be donating proceeds from her Hit Me Hard and Soft tour to support organizations, projects, and voices dedicated to food equity, climate justice, reducing carbon pollution, and combating the climate crisis.
Speaker 2 That donation, ladies and gentlemen, will be $11.5 million.
Speaker 2 So what?
Speaker 2 So the fuck what?
Speaker 2 That's wonderful. So what?
Speaker 2 I gave a smoothie to a bum!
Speaker 2
Tim Dylan's here. Tim, thank you for letting me do this, Tim.
Thank you for letting me do this. I appreciate it.
Tim Dylan is donating proceeds from his accepting bribes tour
Speaker 2 to
Speaker 2 buy a smoothie at Erwan, the Gary Brecca, the ultimate human smoothie, the Perfect Amino Choco Revive smoothie featuring cauliflower rice and avocado.
Speaker 2 And he'll be giving it to a random homeless man who's sitting at a bus stop because his friend cannot handle avocado. So he'll be drinking a peanut butter smoothie.
Speaker 2 They will give the smoothie to a random homeless man
Speaker 2 in Los Angeles who is at a bus stop.
Speaker 2
He will not be accepting an award for it. He will not be lecturing any other people.
He will just be doing the work in the streets. That's what he'll be doing.
He'll be doing the work in the streets.
Speaker 2 Women who, woman who claims to be out of food stamps, films social media video of what she stole in the store and encourages others to do the same. By the way, I might agree with this woman.
Speaker 2
I think people need to get the food stamps. I believe we should not be giving money to the Ukraine, Israel, and we shouldn't be spending money fighting Venezuela.
I mean, what the fuck's this?
Speaker 2 I'm going to talk about that. But I guarantee, look, can I tell a story? Every day, when I was a tour guide in New York City, I was a tour guide on a double-decker bus.
Speaker 2 There was a place called the Food Emporium. Every day I would go in
Speaker 2 and I would steal a juice, an orange juice, a fresh squeezed orange juice, and drink it while I shopped at the store.
Speaker 2 Then a bold neo-Nazi guy who just got out of jail literally ratted me out to management.
Speaker 2
He was, they, they got tax credits for hiring an ex-con and he ratted me out to man. He became a rat.
He was probably a rat in jail.
Speaker 2 He gets out of jail and he rats me out because he catches me stealing the juice. This is after I'd done it for like eight months.
Speaker 2 When I was in mortgages on Long Island, I used to eat at a deli in Melville called Suburban Eats.
Speaker 2 You would get a piece of pizza. The place you got the piece of pizza was a long way from where you would pay for it.
Speaker 2 And you'd wait on a line with all these people that were working in the mortgage industry, all these people. I would eat the slice of pizza before we got to the register.
Speaker 2 And then I would just buy the sandwich.
Speaker 2
I have stolen food for a very long time, a lot of my life. I am not against it morally or in any other way.
Let's see what this woman got. What did she get?
Speaker 3 Hi, you guys. I'm out of the store.
Speaker 2 Yes.
Speaker 2 So
Speaker 3 they wanted $7
Speaker 3 for this.
Speaker 2 Mind you, I don't have food. What is that? What is that? Queso?
Speaker 2 Can you close up on that? What is that?
Speaker 2 Is that a, what is that? Some type of dip? Butter bouillon?
Speaker 2 Butter bouillon. Okay, that's something to, I guess, make,
Speaker 2 make like a sauce all right keep going here
Speaker 3 mind you i don't have food stamps anymore they cut me off so i only had 22 left in food stamps
Speaker 3 so this is what i stole okay they wanted nine dollars for this i said oh i don't got nine dollars then they wanted seasoning then they wanted
Speaker 3 two dollars for this they wanted
Speaker 3 Sorry, it's all fucked up because it's been in my purse.
Speaker 2
I would have stolen so much better shit than this. This is not a good haul at all.
She's stealing seasonings and TikToks. This is embarrassing.
Get her out of here. Get her out of here.
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Speaker 2 We didn't cover this, and we actually
Speaker 2 should cover the guy who started the Palisades fire.
Speaker 2 A guy was arrested for starting this, and
Speaker 2 his name was, he's a 29-year-old Jonathan Rindernecht.
Speaker 2 And
Speaker 2 we are announcing the arrest of 29-year-old Jonathan Rindernecht on a criminal complaint, complaint, charging him with maliciously starting what became the Palisades fire in January.
Speaker 2
So think about this for a minute. This guy burned down an entire neighborhood.
He did billions of dollars of damage to a state. Malibu, Palisades.
Speaker 2 It's unbelievable.
Speaker 2 And by the way, what's the penalty for that? Like, to be honest, it kind of should be death, in my opinion. The amount of devastation that you wrought, you should probably
Speaker 2 face the death penalty. But anyway, the complaint alleges that Rinderneck started a fire in the Pacific Palisades on New Year's Day,
Speaker 2 a blaze that eventually turned into one of the most destructive fires in Los Angeles history, causing death and widespread destruction.
Speaker 2 Among the evidence that was collected from his digital devices was an image he generated on chat GPT depicting a burning city.
Speaker 2 While we can, now, by the way, I'm dressing up like the Palisades fire for Halloween because it's funny.
Speaker 2
Like, I get it. It is depressing and sad, but I'm doing it because it's funny.
And I didn't start it. And it's not hypocritical at all because literally, did anyone even die in that one?
Speaker 2 They're saying death, but the Altadina fire was very sad because it was a lot of lower-income people,
Speaker 2
and that was very sad. But the Palisades fire, yes, had some sadness to it for sure, but the majority of those people had a little bit of money.
How many people died in the Palisades fire?
Speaker 2 I'm still going to be it
Speaker 2
because I paid the costume designer. So I'm not going to.
12 confirmed death fire. All right.
Listen, folks, folks. What about 9-11?
Speaker 2
How about that? What about 9-11? 2,977. That's how many died in 9-11? Yes.
Yeah, that's correct. All right.
Speaker 2 Okay. Among the evidence that was collected from the digital devices, right? So he went in a chat GPT, and I guess he was like, generate an image of a city on fire.
Speaker 2 While we cannot undo the damage and destruction that was done, we hope his arrest and the charges against him bring some measure of justice to the victims of this horrific tragedy.
Speaker 2
Rinderneck's initial appearance is scheduled for today at 1:30. And this was not today, obviously.
We're reading an older thing.
Speaker 2 Dude, what the fuck?
Speaker 2 I mean, this guy, did he actually, I bet he did, but how did he start it? When was the fire? If he started it on New Year's,
Speaker 2 when did the fire start really, when was the Palisades fire? Let's listen to this
Speaker 2 judge or no, whatever this person is.
Speaker 6 The defendant walked up the same trail from earlier that night to watch the fire and firefighters.
Speaker 7 Seven on your side investigates the potential mistakes made in fighting the Palisades fire. The after-action report was just released.
Speaker 8
Hello, I'm Mark Brown. I'm Michelle Fisher.
You're watching Eyewitness News at 5, live on ABC 7 Hulu and wherever you stream.
Speaker 8 That breaking news now: a 29-year-old Uber driver facing serious charges in connection with the deadly Palisades fire. The Fed say that Jonathan Renderneck lit a brush fire on New Year's Day.
Speaker 8 LA Fire says it put it out, but then days later, it reignited and grew into one of the most destructive wildfires in our state's history.
Speaker 4 How could this have happened?
Speaker 7 Stepping on your side, investigative reporter Kevin Ozbeck, looking into the missteps and failures by the city and county of L.A.
Speaker 7 And we begin with eyewitness news reporter Sophie Flay with new insight about the man in custody tonight.
Speaker 2 Sophie.
Speaker 10 A massive investigation by the ATF and now a criminal complaint revealing shocking details about how the Palisades fire started and who is being accused of intentionally lighting the spark.
Speaker 2 Why did he do it?
Speaker 10 29-year-old Jonathan Rindernecht has been arrested and charged in connection for igniting a flame that eventually turned into a damage.
Speaker 2 By the way,
Speaker 2 driving Uber has got to be a terrible job. You know,
Speaker 2 that's got to be a tough one. Like driving Uber all day has, you've got to, he probably thought about starting this fire for months.
Speaker 2 He probably thought I should go to a rich area and start a fire. Now, I don't know what his beef was with the Pacific Palisades.
Speaker 2
I should be burning it, dude. The amount of meetings I've had with these people, I should be burning.
I mean, I just had a lovely lunch with an agent at CAA who I love and enjoy.
Speaker 2
You know, I've talked to this woman multiple times and I sat in and we had a lunch and she's working on a project. We're trying to make a movie.
And
Speaker 2
I literally sat down. I've spoken to this woman multiple times, like multiple times.
I sent her cheese for her birthday. Okay.
Speaker 2
It rotted outside of her house because she was in Aspen or whatever, doing whatever they do. But I sent her cheese for her birthday.
I sit down to the lunch. She goes, now, tell me about yourself.
Speaker 2
I mean, it's like, I mean, it's unreal, unbelievable. I sit down for the lunch.
She goes, now,
Speaker 2
tell me a little about yourself. Who are you? Tell me a little bit about yourself.
I go, I've been in the thing for five years. What do you mean?
Speaker 2 This is one of the top 25 shows usually in the world, this thing that we're doing here.
Speaker 2 Do you feel a responsibility with the platform you have do you feel a responsibility does the responsibilities are there responsibilities that you feel the platform the platforming of platforms do you feel do you feel a response who are well hi who are you where are you where are you hi where are you who are you do you feel i really like to get to know people
Speaker 2 and what exactly what are you what are you what are you
Speaker 2
people are poking me. What are you made of? What is this? Is this fabric? Is this fabric? You're like a big laboo-boo.
You're like a big laboo boo in person. Why do you wear the glasses? What is that?
Speaker 2
So interesting. I should be starting the palisades.
I should every day be going through the palisades with a gas can,
Speaker 2 by the way, the amount, the abuse I take in this town.
Speaker 2
And she's a lovely woman and she's very good at her job. So don't, please don't be offended by that.
Please keep doing, please keep doing things for me.
Speaker 2 Please keep making me tens of dollars.
Speaker 2 But I should be going through the Palisades, by the way, with the gas can, but I'm not. You know why?
Speaker 2
Because I'm a good person. Actually, I am.
So I'm out there. And so this Uber driver in Florida, how did these people fuck you over?
Speaker 2 I had a good pilot, a good pilot, and I attached a great writer, and I had Adam McKay producing it years ago, and I, and fucking nothing, and I should be running around.
Speaker 2 Sam Levinson called me and goes, can you do a roll in euphoria? It's nine seconds. You'll be on your hands and knees like a pig, and people will be spitting on you or something.
Speaker 2
Why am I not burning the Palisades fire? I said, thanks. I'm going to pass.
I'm in the Hampton. I'm not flying there from the Hamptons.
Speaker 2
to get on my hands and knees in euphoria and have people spit on me like a pig, but I appreciate it. Can you write? Literally, if there were 10 lines, lines, I would do it.
There was four lines.
Speaker 2
I'd go, give me an extra six lines. I'll get on my knees.
People could spit on me like a pig. Why am I not walking through the Palisades with a gas can? Why is this Uber driver doing it?
Speaker 2 Let's watch a little more of this, please. Thank you.
Speaker 6 That fire started on January 1st.
Speaker 2 By the way, I asked my agent this: how do I get in this Kirk gag order?
Speaker 2 This Charlie Kirk case gag order is going to make people's careers.
Speaker 2 This is because Candace keeps saying she's going to violate it. Is she in it?
Speaker 2 How do I get in this?
Speaker 2 You better email someone and try to get me in the Charlie Kirk gag order. And where's that furry?
Speaker 2
That furry disappeared, Lance Twiggs. But we're going to stay on this Palisades thing.
I've just have
Speaker 2 ADD.
Speaker 2
But I don't know where that furry is. They should be going door to door looking for that furry.
Keep it on the Palisades. Let's see what this guy has to say.
Speaker 6 And it smoldered underground for about a week until on January 7th, heavy winds caused this underground fire to surface and spread above ground.
Speaker 2 Forget it. Why did he do it?
Speaker 6 What became known as the Palisades Fire?
Speaker 2 Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 10 After dropping passengers off, he parked his car at the bottom of a hiking trailer.
Speaker 2 Those passengers, it was probably me.
Speaker 2 What What if it was me?
Speaker 2 I was in the Palisades that morning having a breakfast burrito. I swear to God, it's very possible I was the last thing in that guy's car.
Speaker 2 Keep going.
Speaker 10 According to the complaint, he called 911 to report the fire, fled the scene, but returned taking videos of the flames.
Speaker 6 I can tell you, ATF has determined that the fire was ignited with an open flame.
Speaker 10 Rindernecht was living in the Palisades at the time, but was taken into custody in Florida, where he is currently residing. According to U.S.
Speaker 10 Attorney Bill Asaley, the origin of the fire was not far from where Rindernecht was living at the time.
Speaker 2 Even arsonists are leaving L.A.
Speaker 2 That's how bad it's getting.
Speaker 2 That's how mismanaged this state is. Arsonists.
Speaker 2 This was a great state for arsonists at one point.
Speaker 2
The fires start and they spread. And the wind takes them.
The devil wins. Those Santa Ana winds take the fires and they spread it.
They start these fire hurricanes. But even arsonists don't feel safe
Speaker 2 with the policies of Gavin Newsom.
Speaker 2 It's insane how bad it's gotten.
Speaker 10
Let's say it's Highlands. That property now destroyed.
One neighbor calling the act twisted and still looking for more answers.
Speaker 6 Seems like we understand the origin of the January 1st fire. I think we want to know more about why.
Speaker 2
Oh, God. I hate them all.
Get him out of here. Get him out of here.
Speaker 2
You watch one minute of these people. You'll start a fire there.
Get him out.
Speaker 2 Where's this furry? Where's Lance Twiggs? Find this furry.
Speaker 2
The Kirk furry is gone. Tyler Robinson, the suspect in the Kirk assassination, was dating this furry.
This furry is now disappeared. The furry is completely gone.
Speaker 2 Now, some people don't believe the whole furry angle, but Lance Twiggs was wearing that sloth hoodie, onesie thing.
Speaker 2 But some people say that
Speaker 2 private security types, Fed types, put a fur bed in that apartment they were sharing to make people think that Lance Twiggs was more of a furry than he was. What is a fur bed? Look it up.
Speaker 2 Because people are saying that a fur bed might have been planted in the apartment to make this this person seem like a furry.
Speaker 2 A bed, well, maybe Google a bed for a furry because we're finding a lot of things that are for pets, but that's not what we want. We want humans who think they're animals.
Speaker 2 A bed for a human who thinks it's an animal, not a bed for a pet. Google's getting confused.
Speaker 2 Yeah, for humans who are part of the furry fandom, options include large oversized human dog beds made of faux fur.
Speaker 2 That's what was in this apartment that Tyler Robinson was sharing with Lance Twiggs, I believe. That's what was reported was in the
Speaker 2
apartment. Now, I want to know all the information on Lance Twiggs.
Where is Lance Twiggs?
Speaker 2 They're saying that this furry...
Speaker 2 is either in the witness protection.
Speaker 2 The transgender lover of Charlie Kirk's alleged killer has seemingly vanished from his hometown six weeks after the political assassination that shook the country.
Speaker 2 Lance Twiggs has been on the down low since his boyfriend Tyler Robinson allegedly shot the Turning Point USA co-founder dad and then sent Twiggs a string of text messages confirming to the slang.
Speaker 2 Twiggs has steered clear of his $1,800 a month love nest on the outskirts of the isolated desert oasis of St. George.
Speaker 2 I bet they've gagged everyone in this case. How many people are gagged in this case? Gag orders.
Speaker 2 Now, also, watch if they do this. Now,
Speaker 2 I don't think they've done this yet, but they could also put something on this case called Sam's, S-A-M-S.
Speaker 2 That's called special administrative measures. And that's what they did in the Boston bombing that prevented any
Speaker 2
real information from coming out. It was carefully curated information.
They came out about the Boston bombing, and the journalist Michelle McPhee from Boston wrote a book that basically credibly
Speaker 2 put out the hypothesis that the FBI had a prior relationship with the Tsarnaev brothers, and they didn't want that getting out.
Speaker 2 And they had potentially recruited the older brother and or both brothers to
Speaker 2
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Now, if you see that in this Kirk thing,
Speaker 2 a lot of people are, and myself included, are going to go, hey, what the F?
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because a lot of, I don't know what went on here. You know, I don't think anyone does.
I think, you know, Candace Owens is obviously famously doing a big investigation.
Speaker 2 She's turning up some weird things for sure, but I don't think anybody knows what's really going on.
Speaker 2 And apparently, I guess they have a lot of evidence maybe about this guy, Tyler Robinson.
Speaker 2 They're going to put together a lot of this evidence, but I don't, you know, we haven't seen a ton of it yet, right? We saw a bunch of text messages that looked odd.
Speaker 2
And then Lance Twiggs, Tyler Robinson's furry boyfriend, has disappeared from the public eye. People speculate that they're in the witness protection program.
And I, I,
Speaker 2
like, the whole family. I think they got the whole family to be in the, in the witness protection program.
This is the
Speaker 2 guess.
Speaker 2 And we'll just have to. Oh, is this Robinson's court appearance?
Speaker 2 Oh, it said right here that he had an appearance on Monday.
Speaker 2 But do they ever show him?
Speaker 2 Not usually. They don't show it.
Speaker 2
Here's what's bothering everyone about this. I'll tell you what it is right now.
Let me break it down for you folks, please. Okay?
Speaker 2 It's Halloween.
Speaker 2 Here's what's happening.
Speaker 2 When I grew up, every crime was a salacious tabloid
Speaker 2 festival.
Speaker 2 The media,
Speaker 2 tabloid media,
Speaker 2 shows like A Current Affair and Access Hollywood and Extra and all that stuff. And those shows still exist, but a lot of them don't, but versions of them do.
Speaker 2 And certainly there's an entire media on the internet. It's as intense as ever.
Speaker 2 And
Speaker 2 journalists didn't become better people, right? They still want to get clicks. Clicks are the new views.
Speaker 2 And so they want to be
Speaker 2 exploitative. And,
Speaker 2
you know, they want to get the scoop and the story. And they want to, you know, they were, they would be chasing down family members in parking lots.
They'd be camping out on people's lawns.
Speaker 2 They'd be climbing in the window. They'd be trying to get an interview with the maid.
Speaker 2 The O.J. Simpson trial, the spectacle of all that, Lacey Peterson, any of the stuff that you remember
Speaker 2 always attracted so much attention.
Speaker 2 Where was that energy with Thomas Matthew Crooks?
Speaker 2 Where is that energy here?
Speaker 2 Where is the energy of the press? Truly asking, curious, why is the press not more concerned?
Speaker 2 Don't they find it fascinating the guy who tried to shoot Trump has no digital footprint, which is like, by the way, almost weirdly impossible for what a 22-year-old or however old he was.
Speaker 2 How old was he? 23? Whatever the age was, it's insane to think this guy had no digital footprint. It's odd.
Speaker 2
It's also odd that, how old? 20. Yeah, 20.
Even more puzzling that he had no digital footprint. It's also weird when you see this.
This is a salacious story. Number one, it's a horrible story.
Speaker 2 A guy was murdered. Number two, he was murdered by this guy
Speaker 2 who apparently had all the political opinions anyone can have, which is not impossible, by the way. People go radicalized from the right to the left, to the right, to the left.
Speaker 2 This is not an uncommon thing.
Speaker 2 He's dating somebody who's, I guess, a furry or it may be transitioning or whatever the case may be.
Speaker 2 We don't know really anything about the guy's family other than they were MAGA people, but again,
Speaker 2 The press has shown very little interest
Speaker 2 in finding out more because I guess, quote unquote, they don't want to jeopardize the trial. Where was all of this when I grew up, by the way?
Speaker 2 Where was the press caring about the integrity of the jury pool when I grew up? Every fucking news person was watching O.J. Simpson's van.
Speaker 2
They played the O.J. Simpson verdict in my fifth grade classroom.
That's how big of a fucking deal it was. They put the OJ Simpson verdict on in my fifth grade classroom.
Speaker 2 Everybody watched OJ
Speaker 2
in that Bronco. The world stopped, and everybody watched it.
Every office, every
Speaker 2 where was the press caring about the integrity of the jury? Where was the press?
Speaker 2 All the press has ever done in this country,
Speaker 2 outside of inflaming divisions and creating,
Speaker 2 you know,
Speaker 2 hysteria
Speaker 2 is cover
Speaker 2 salacious
Speaker 2 crimes.
Speaker 2
I mean, this is everything they've ever done. This is why court TV exists.
This is why you had all of those legal shows.
Speaker 2 This is why you had a lot of tabloid shows. All they've ever done is hunt down
Speaker 2 people that were were connected to the case, that knew the guy.
Speaker 2 If somebody went to kindergarten with somebody accused of a crime, they were on television when I grew up. They were sitting with Sally Jesse Raphael.
Speaker 2 I'm telling you, Oprah, all of these people, they had the high-end ones, the low-end ones. It was the job of the American media to essentially unearth all of the details about the case
Speaker 2 and
Speaker 2 parade them
Speaker 2 for all to see on television and in print
Speaker 2 magazines john bonet ramsey you know how many times i stood in a grocery store and somebody was standing there with it with a with a
Speaker 2 you know a national inquirer and this tragically john bonet ramsey's face was on the cover of it how many different theories they were cooking up and
Speaker 2 where is that
Speaker 2 what happened to that did all of these people suddenly develop a conscience how many people can we find this out how many people
Speaker 2 are are in this kirk gag order which i really want to get in and i'm going to email my agent and try to ask to get in
Speaker 2 put me in the kirk gag order
Speaker 2 i work so fucking hard
Speaker 2 They've gagged a lot of people that cannot speak about the case at all. Tons and tons of people.
Speaker 2 So what's interesting to me, and that's, I think, one of the reasons, by the way,
Speaker 2 that people feel weird about this. Thomas Matthew Crooks,
Speaker 2 Tyler Robinson, the furry.
Speaker 2 What people
Speaker 2 don't understand
Speaker 2 is why there's such a lack of information, why there's such a lack of interest.
Speaker 2 Why there's such a voluminous evidence in a gag order that could impact thousands in the Robinson case.
Speaker 2 The man accused of assassinating Charlie Kirk had a court appearance on Monday where lawyers discussed a voluminous amount of evidence, thousands of potential witnesses, and the judge pledged to ensure a fair trial.
Speaker 2 Tyler Robinson appeared virtually during the hearing, a change that was requested by the defense prior to Monday's hearing.
Speaker 2 The 22-year-old faces charges in the September 10th shooting at Utah Valley University, including aggravated murder, obstruction of justice, felony discharge of a firearm causing serious bodily injury, witness tampering, and commission of a violent offense in the presence of a child.
Speaker 2 It is also possible Robinson faces federal charges.
Speaker 2 On Monday, Catherine Nestor and the rest of Robinson's defense team entered their formal appearance to represent him.
Speaker 2 There is a substantial amount of discovery in this case, Your Honor. It is voluminous, to say the least.
Speaker 2 Prosecutors also discussed a gag order that 4th District Court Judge Tony Graff had entered in the case, which could create problems.
Speaker 2 It forbids anyone associated with the case from speaking to news media.
Speaker 2 There are a number of witnesses that have yet to be identified that will likely be used in the state's case. This occurred in front of 2,000 or 3,000 students at Utah Valley University.
Speaker 2 So we're in the process of identifying those witnesses. So those witnesses are presently unknown right now.
Speaker 2 Judge Graff said the gag order was designed to prevent problems associated with pretrial publicity.
Speaker 2 All right, so
Speaker 2 we get it,
Speaker 2 but it does seem
Speaker 2 interesting how
Speaker 2 people seem to be closing ranks around the story.
Speaker 2 And I'm not saying the story is inherently suspect. I do think there's a lot of weird shit that happened.
Speaker 2 And weird shit could be a red herring or it could be weird shit that opens the door to even weirder shit.
Speaker 2 With Thomas Matthew Crooks, again, the lack of interest, the fact that we're not getting tons and tons of information from the usual sources. makes people a bit skeptical.
Speaker 2 It makes people go, wait, what's going on? Again, it's just just not something I'm used to. I'm used to,
Speaker 2 you know, the type of coverage that
Speaker 2
you would see. I mean, remember the Covington kids who banged the...
I mean, obviously there was a political angle to that. I mean, there's a political angle to this.
Speaker 2 But
Speaker 2 the Indian guy, the Native American guy, like standing in the Covingtons kid's face and And the kid was grinning at him.
Speaker 2 Does anyone remember the press not being interested in that? That's what we heard about.
Speaker 2 It was like all we heard about.
Speaker 2 And then this, again, doesn't seem to be getting that much attention. The Covington thing,
Speaker 2 far less consequential. No one died.
Speaker 2 Far less consequential.
Speaker 2 And the media interest in that,
Speaker 2 incredibly high.
Speaker 2 The media interest in this seems relatively low for the level
Speaker 2 of severity
Speaker 2 of
Speaker 2 this crime, and then that it exposes a lot of weird fault lines
Speaker 2 in not only the country and how people are processing these events, but also within the Republican Party itself. You think they'd be more interested in that at least, that angle.
Speaker 2 They've been mildly interested in it, but not nearly as interested as you would think
Speaker 2 they are. So it just is going to be a matter of like,
Speaker 2 where does all of this go?
Speaker 2
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Speaker 2 What the hell is going on with these vaccines, Cheryl? What's up? What is happening? Are people being mean to you in Hollywood?
Speaker 11 You know,
Speaker 11 I would say people have a lot of feelings.
Speaker 2 People have a lot of feelings. Yes.
Speaker 11 But I love, like, this article just came out.
Speaker 11 People were saying,
Speaker 11 you know, I can no longer be friends with her, but don't print my name.
Speaker 2 Because I don't want to.
Speaker 11 Because I don't want to hurt her feelings. And it's like,
Speaker 2
that's weird. Okay.
Don't print my name. It's very catty.
Speaker 2 Yeah, it's pretty catty. It's childish.
Speaker 11 It's childish, a little judgmental, let's be honest.
Speaker 2 It's a little judgmental.
Speaker 11 But I guess, you know, that's what this country is.
Speaker 2 Yes, yes.
Speaker 11 Lots of people standing by me.
Speaker 2 Well, that's good. Yeah, yeah.
Speaker 11
No, it's good. I mean, it made some of my friendships stronger.
And, and then some just, you know, some people.
Speaker 2 Did you have any big blow-up fights? You don't have to say with who. Yeah.
Speaker 2 Did people call you and start screaming?
Speaker 11 Well, I would say, I would say right before Bobby endorsed Trump, I had a few passionate calls.
Speaker 2 Right. Yeah.
Speaker 11 Which is fine. And I was glad that they did, you know, because I would rather somebody call me and tell me how they feel than,
Speaker 2 you know,
Speaker 11 tell a journalist, this is how I feel, but I don't want anyone to know.
Speaker 2 Did anybody in the industry call you and go, this is not a great look?
Speaker 11 No.
Speaker 11 I mean, well, you know, besides the other actors?
Speaker 2 Well, I don't know, people that work with you. Does anyone
Speaker 2 have any of your relationship changed in that regard?
Speaker 11 Well, you know, people don't openly call me and say that we're going to work with you again. So I don't know.
Speaker 11 But the flip side of it, I have had a lot of people call me and say, I want to work with you. And
Speaker 11 I mean, a lot of people have moved out of LA to
Speaker 11 work in other cities.
Speaker 2 Why would they leave LA? It's so good.
Speaker 2 What's wrong with these people who left LA? What's wrong with them?
Speaker 2 What's not to like?
Speaker 11
It's going perfectly here. Everything's going right on track.
I don't know. You know, it's like, it's, I mean, this town is definitely going through a
Speaker 11 renaissance of sorts.
Speaker 2 Sure.
Speaker 2 That's what I say.
Speaker 2 That's the word I use. I say it's going through a renaissance.
Speaker 11 A renaissance. And I think it's hopefully soon going to sort of blossom.
Speaker 2 Well, sure.
Speaker 11 Because right now it feels a little like people are, well, it feels a lot like people are struggling. They're trying to find out, they're trying to figure out a way to work, you know, make new content
Speaker 11 and,
Speaker 11 you know, work on new productions.
Speaker 2 What do you think about DC? Do you like it?
Speaker 11 I do like DC.
Speaker 11 I like it.
Speaker 11
It's a very beautiful town. It's a beautiful city.
Yes.
Speaker 11 It's different to drive around and see national monuments that, you know, are just, they're gorgeous and they, at night, they're lit so beautifully. And it's, it's really, it's a different,
Speaker 11 of course, it's a completely different world there.
Speaker 2 Yes. What do you think about the war with Venezuela? Are you excited about that?
Speaker 2 That one, I don't know, I don't know how that one's going to go. I hope that one's quick.
Speaker 11 I don't, I don't know too much about that one.
Speaker 2
Right. I don't either.
I just read we were doing it this morning.
Speaker 2 But
Speaker 2 we were doing it.
Speaker 2 Do you ever say to yourself, I wish
Speaker 2 I wasn't the wife of a controversial guy?
Speaker 11 I found myself saying
Speaker 11 that.
Speaker 11 You know, I definitely went through that
Speaker 11
when Bobby started running for president. It was hard.
It was challenging, right? Because I wasn't quite ready. I didn't think I was ready to
Speaker 11 sort of see what was on the other side of the the door. Because
Speaker 11
I had spent so many years building this career. This all I've ever wanted to do was act.
And
Speaker 11 so,
Speaker 11 you know, would you wake up one day? Because when I met Bobby, he was not
Speaker 2
that confident. He was doing the environmental stuff.
Yeah.
Speaker 2
And everybody liked him. Yeah.
Because he was just talking about cleaning. The stuff they put in oatmeal.
Speaker 11 Right? While he's still talking about the stuff they put in.
Speaker 2 People in L.A. like that.
Speaker 11 Yeah, they like cleaning.
Speaker 2
You go up to somebody in L.A. and you go, look what's in that oatmeal.
They love it.
Speaker 11 Well, that's why
Speaker 11 some of what's going on is really
Speaker 11 weird because, yes, L.A.
Speaker 11 And what I like about
Speaker 11 a lot of people that live here, they do care about what they eat. They want to eat.
Speaker 2 They want to look good.
Speaker 11 They want to look good.
Speaker 2 They want to look good.
Speaker 11
Yeah, so they eat right. That's right.
So they don't want a lot of people.
Speaker 2 There's a lot of fatties in other states,
Speaker 2 like fat people.
Speaker 2 But in L.A.,
Speaker 2 there's less of that.
Speaker 11 Yeah, people are tight and right here.
Speaker 2 That's right.
Speaker 11 Yeah.
Speaker 2 Because you're fat here, you better have a lot of talent.
Speaker 11 Have we even talked about that we're beauty and the beast?
Speaker 2 Well, well, yes, we are beauty and the beast.
Speaker 2 And you look, you are a stunning beauty.
Speaker 11 Thank you.
Speaker 2 And in D.C.,
Speaker 2 there's a lot of ugly people. How do you handle that?
Speaker 2 Because you meet these other political spouses,
Speaker 2 and a lot of them are monsters.
Speaker 11
You know what? DC has turned it up. They've turned up with the glamour.
And
Speaker 11 I mean, the women, the women are bringing it. So it's no longer, you know, walk into.
Speaker 2 They don't look like Barbara Bush anymore.
Speaker 2 They're hotties.
Speaker 11 They're.
Speaker 2 Well, because everyone's fit now.
Speaker 11 Yeah.
Speaker 2
Your husband's making everyone do push-ups and pull-ups. Sit-ups.
Yeah.
Speaker 11
All right. Yeah.
So people are on board and they are looking good. And so that's what's, that's what I was saying.
Speaker 11 That's what's strange about LA because you would think that they would really embrace that. You know, make America healthy again.
Speaker 11 They hate, they hate that because it's a version of Make America Great Again. So they hate that.
Speaker 11 They hate everything about it because of that reason only. Yet,
Speaker 11 you would think that they would be very happy about
Speaker 11 Bobby
Speaker 11
getting rid of arsenic and lead that's in baby formula. You know, right.
You would think that they would be happy about him getting.
Speaker 2 Well, a lot of people in LA, in fairness to them, adopt children from all over the world.
Speaker 2 So those children, their systems are weaned on different things. They can handle different things.
Speaker 11 They can
Speaker 2 They're not it's not like
Speaker 2 if you get a baby from a you know, they buy the baby from another country and that baby can handle
Speaker 11 I wish this was vodka, but it's just water. Right.
Speaker 2 Right.
Speaker 2 Do you get nervous when you talk to people in the media like myself? Do you get do you get nervous when you go on the political media circuit and you talk to people like me?
Speaker 2 No, I don't get nervous.
Speaker 11 I don't get nervous, but
Speaker 11 it is different now that I, you know, that my husband's in the administration. It's,
Speaker 11 you know, you feel a little more of a responsibility to
Speaker 11 be, have,
Speaker 2 what's the word?
Speaker 2 You know,
Speaker 11
you want to toe the line. Right.
I don't want to, but you can say whatever you want.
Speaker 2 I can say what I want.
Speaker 2
You can say whatever you want. Who do you like over there? Do you like this J.D.
Vance? What do you think about him?
Speaker 11 I do like J.D. Vance.
Speaker 11 The thing is,
Speaker 11 I know
Speaker 11 the people
Speaker 11 on a personal level.
Speaker 2 Right.
Speaker 2 So
Speaker 11 I know them more from
Speaker 11 just hanging out with them at an event and really sort of talking and,
Speaker 2 you know, having conversations.
Speaker 11 He's a funny person.
Speaker 2 do do you ever get
Speaker 2 do you ever get
Speaker 2 like nervous about
Speaker 2 how high profile
Speaker 2 you are and Bobby is with the the amount of hate in the country the division people are
Speaker 2 very hateful they make threats they behave like monsters like beasts like beasts um do you ever feel that's
Speaker 2 are you ever like this is i i just want to go home and
Speaker 11 you know, I definitely felt like that.
Speaker 11 Um,
Speaker 11 when he was running for president, that's when
Speaker 11 I, you know, I really felt that I felt uh, I was so concerned about his safety. And I, I talk about it a lot in my book, um, Unscripted.
Speaker 11 Because, yeah, of course, his
Speaker 11 his uncle was assassinated, his father was assassinated.
Speaker 2 Uh,
Speaker 2 Is the Kennedy curse? Do you think that's real?
Speaker 11 I don't think, I don't think that's real.
Speaker 11 I think that's a big family. And perhaps sometimes
Speaker 11 people take unnecessary risks.
Speaker 2 Right. Yeah.
Speaker 2 So
Speaker 11 I would say, you know, I'm generalizing, but they're kind of risk takers,
Speaker 11 you know, living big full lives.
Speaker 2 So I don't know. Do you enjoy being a Kennedy? Is it fun?
Speaker 2 Are there expectations that come with it?
Speaker 11 Well, you know, it's probably going to, it's not that exciting to say no.
Speaker 11 But when I married Bobby, it wasn't like,
Speaker 11 it wasn't like, it's not like this country is, you know, loving the Kennedys or
Speaker 2
looking up to them. No, yeah, at that point, it was not.
It was a dynasty kind of in decline a little bit.
Speaker 2 Your words.
Speaker 11 Yeah.
Speaker 11 That's right.
Speaker 11 So it wasn't,
Speaker 11 I didn't feel like, whoa, I'm a Kennedy and now I'm going to.
Speaker 2 It was almost like, oh, I'm a Kennedy.
Speaker 11 I'm a Kennedy.
Speaker 2 I'm a Kennedy now. It wasn't like, whoa.
Speaker 11 I mean, yeah, I mean, I kept my name.
Speaker 2 At least you're not a bush. Those people are shot.
Speaker 2 What are you looking forward to now? What's coming coming up other than this book? You're going to go on a book tour?
Speaker 11 Yes, I've been doing a lot of press. I've been going on a book tour,
Speaker 11 which has been really fun.
Speaker 2 Of course.
Speaker 2 Now, have you ever like
Speaker 2 you do very obviously you're doing serious shows like mine, but do you ever have fun with it? Do you ever go do some like talk to some not,
Speaker 11 you know? I just, I just talked to Bill Maher for a long time.
Speaker 11
Wow. I drank too much.
I mean, he was very high.
Speaker 11 And it was fun because I like him.
Speaker 2 He's a fun guy.
Speaker 11 Yeah, I like him. I mean, we, he,
Speaker 11 we really were doing some spit takes just like he was making me laugh while I was drinking. And
Speaker 11 so I loved that. So I did, you know, I did some press on the East Coast before I came out here that, that, um,
Speaker 11 I wouldn't say I was talking to comedians by any means
Speaker 2 out there.
Speaker 11 It was uh, but really
Speaker 11 interesting people and great interviewers and and then i come here and like it's so fun to be here talking to you looking at your beautiful face
Speaker 2 yeah do you ever feel if you have a disagreement with something the administration's doing do you feel pressured not to talk about it
Speaker 2 uh
Speaker 11 yes i would say so but i but i never have in the past right it's never been a part of my
Speaker 11 you know social media i've never
Speaker 11 you're not a political person you're an entertainer no so i've never you know spent the morning angry and tweeting out to people this is what you should think and this is what you should do and i'm so upset and i hope everyone sees how upset i am right because that's something about me and yeah uh i just haven't been that person so it does it doesn't feel i don't feel pressure to
Speaker 11
you know, not say anything negative about it. Right.
It's just not who I am.
Speaker 2
Right. Right.
It's not, it's, it hasn't been your, your presence. Right, right.
You're an entertainer. You entertain people.
Yeah.
Speaker 2 Do you think you'll repair those friendships that you might have lost?
Speaker 11 You know,
Speaker 11 I think,
Speaker 11 I think some of them have,
Speaker 11
you know, I can look at them and say, I appreciate that person and for the time that I had with them. Yes.
You know, do I want to play pickleball with
Speaker 11 one of them now?
Speaker 2 No.
Speaker 11 Because it's
Speaker 11 everybody's sort of moved on into different
Speaker 11 worlds.
Speaker 2 Do you think Bobby won the vaccine argument? Because I think he did.
Speaker 2 It feels like he did.
Speaker 11 Well, it does.
Speaker 11 You know,
Speaker 11 this is the problem, Tim.
Speaker 11 There's no winning or losing the argument, but just that he is actually getting the conversation going.
Speaker 2
Well, there was a lot of people that have been injured by that vaccine. Well, that's...
And everyone who has, like, keeps getting it, keeps getting COVID.
Speaker 11 By the way, this is what I had a lovely conversation with the women on the view because
Speaker 11 if the vaccines are...
Speaker 2 No one has ever had a lovely conversation on the view.
Speaker 2 Not one time, but go on, yes.
Speaker 11 If the vaccines are...
Speaker 2
Well, they get it every day. You know, those women get vaccinated every day on the view.
That's why many of them are the way they are. Every day they come in and they get a booster.
The whole group.
Speaker 2
The whole group. the whole group gets a booster.
But go, sorry.
Speaker 11 But I was saying, you know, there is a vaccine injury compensation program that has paid out $5.4 billion
Speaker 11
to vaccine injuries, but people probably haven't heard about it. And that doesn't even include COVID vaccine injuries.
That's a different program altogether.
Speaker 11 So, I mean, it just seems like: can we start there and say, hey,
Speaker 11 $5.4 billion
Speaker 11 being paid out to people that have proved it in court.
Speaker 2 That's maybe that's a problem.
Speaker 11 Maybe we could do better with the vaccines. Maybe they could be safer.
Speaker 11 And so Bobby is saying that,
Speaker 11 but some people don't even want to,
Speaker 11 they don't even want to hear that, or they don't want to agree with it.
Speaker 11 But those are just facts, you know.
Speaker 11 Those are just black and white facts.
Speaker 2 And, you know, people just don't want to,
Speaker 2 they don't want to have any type of discussion about it.
Speaker 11 They really don't.
Speaker 2 Why do you think they don't? Well, I think people tend to have a religiosity to their belief system
Speaker 2 and they don't want it questioned or challenged at all.
Speaker 11 Which is, I think.
Speaker 11 You know, it's one thing, yeah, if you are talking about religion and it's like, that's, this is the way I was raised, this is what I believe.
Speaker 11 But we're talking about health you know what I mean why is there
Speaker 11 why would
Speaker 2 feelings be so involved yeah in in health just a friend's mother got a vaccine and had a stroke 48 hours later
Speaker 2 and we all we all didn't care we hated her but
Speaker 2 that but there's probably a correlation but between that
Speaker 11 right so why can't
Speaker 11 why can't someone say, this was my experience? This is what happened.
Speaker 11 And can we look at it? But instead, what a lot of people are feeling is, how dare you even say that?
Speaker 2 Well, that's the problem.
Speaker 11 And that's the problem. So yeah, is Bobby winning the vaccine argument? I mean, he's definitely bringing it to the forefront saying,
Speaker 11 there's a problem.
Speaker 2 And we're trying to fix it. What is your favorite Disney movie? Is it Beauty and the Beast? Which one do you really like?
Speaker 2 uh
Speaker 11 i mean i've uh
Speaker 11 finding nemo
Speaker 2 oh that's the one with the fist that's disney
Speaker 2 yeah that's pixar what is it well it's disney pixar dream war i mean it's all the same okay it's a monopoly
Speaker 11 okay
Speaker 11 I really liked that one.
Speaker 2 I liked the one. What was the one about the non-binary raindrop that just came out?
Speaker 2
There's one that the characters are a non-binary raindrop. I think it was called Elemental.
Yes, that's my favorite one.
Speaker 2 It's about a raindrop who is non-binary, and I think that's good.
Speaker 11 That's good. You don't need to
Speaker 11 label people.
Speaker 2 Not if you're a raindrop.
Speaker 11 You don't need to label people.
Speaker 2 If you like Palm Beach, I love it.
Speaker 11 It's very beautiful there.
Speaker 2 It's beautiful and everyone's rich.
Speaker 2 What's the problem? There's no problem.
Speaker 2 It's really beautiful.
Speaker 2 It's nice.
Speaker 11 It is
Speaker 11 very civilized.
Speaker 2
I think it is. That's what I like about it.
A lot of pink Rolls-Royces, tuna tartare.
Speaker 11 A lot of tuna tartare.
Speaker 2 So in closing, because you've got this book and you talk, do you tell
Speaker 2 the people about
Speaker 2 your inner,
Speaker 2 your issues with
Speaker 2 being now a political person, even though you don't want to be?
Speaker 11 I talk about,
Speaker 2 yeah, you know,
Speaker 11 just
Speaker 11 like my experiences and going from Tallahassee, Florida to LA to getting on this show and being in films and movies to my husband.
Speaker 2 Did you ever miss Tallahassee?
Speaker 11 Yeah, I love Tallahassee.
Speaker 2 Yeah. Yeah.
Speaker 11 I love Tallahassee. And all the time.
Speaker 2 Did you ever say to yourself, you have a kind of a complicated life
Speaker 2 you'd rather be in Tallahassee kind of just just just taking it easy just away from all of this
Speaker 2 and living in a trailer and you know smoking meth
Speaker 11 ah living the the good life
Speaker 2 um
Speaker 11 you know i miss tallahassee but i love uh i i love the life that i have i i like that um
Speaker 11 there's never a dull moment i don't know what's going to happen next right i meet fascinating people i'm i've worked with amazing people.
Speaker 2 And now
Speaker 11 I am learning a lot of new things every day.
Speaker 2 Yeah.
Speaker 11 I didn't set out to learn, but
Speaker 11 now that I'm here and I'm doing it.
Speaker 2 When you come back to LA, are people nice to you?
Speaker 11 Yeah, people have been nice to me. I mean, I haven't really gone out.
Speaker 2 Right.
Speaker 11
Although, Bobby and I went to, this was a while ago. I think he was still running.
We went to
Speaker 11 a restaurant that we love.
Speaker 11 We were sitting in the, we got back in the car to leave, and this woman gets up and runs out to the sidewalk and
Speaker 11 looks in the car and says, fuck you.
Speaker 2 Whoa. And
Speaker 11 then
Speaker 11 we watched her march back into the restaurant and sit down, you know, with her date. And Bobby looked at me and said, what did you do to her?
Speaker 11
Oh, that's fine. I go, no, at least that's for you.
Yeah.
Speaker 11 But yeah, I think, too, people like that, they don't really,
Speaker 11 they don't understand sort of the comedy that they're bringing when they come up, when they make it a point to march up and say something
Speaker 2
awful. I have friends that I have disagreements with.
Yeah. We all do.
Yeah. We all have to be adults.
Yeah. And live in a world where people feel differently than we do.
Yeah.
Speaker 11 And say, and just agree to disagree and say, it's okay. You can think like that.
Speaker 2 Even though you're wrong. Yeah.
Speaker 11 But then let's go out and eat. Well, I have some friends that I can do that with and some friends that
Speaker 11
they'll never talk to me again. I have a few friends that.
Really?
Speaker 2 Oh, yeah. Never again.
Speaker 11 Well, I'm assuming. I mean,
Speaker 11 I had one friend that I would talk to
Speaker 11 almost, you know, every other day. And then.
Speaker 11
The night before the election, I called this person and I said, no matter what happens tomorrow, life is going to go on. You're going to still love your kid.
You're going to love your husband.
Speaker 11
You're going to find joy. There's a great life out there.
And I never heard from her again.
Speaker 2 Whoa.
Speaker 2 I know who that is, but I'm not going to say it.
Speaker 2
But that's unfortunate. It is.
It is unfortunate.
Speaker 11
Yeah, it is unfortunate. But then, you know, you just have to take a step back and say, okay, she was meant to be in my life for a certain time.
Yeah. And I got to enjoy the friendship.
Speaker 11 And it's, and now we're going in different ways.
Speaker 2 Just because you had a good friend who now hates you
Speaker 2 doesn't mean that that friendship wasn't valuable for the time you had it.
Speaker 11
I completely agree. 100%.
I completely agree. So we had, so, you know, you just spend time thinking about what that person brought to my life and the, the fun I had with, with her.
Speaker 11 And that, you know, I mean, we went through,
Speaker 11 you know, 30 years together.
Speaker 2 That's big.
Speaker 2
Yeah. That's crazy to throw it.
My friend just threw a friendship away, a 30-year friendship over politics.
Speaker 11 With you?
Speaker 2 No, no, no, but her, she had a friend and they disagreed over politics.
Speaker 11 And said, that's it.
Speaker 2 And
Speaker 2 she was like, we can't, you know, and I'm like, it's such a silly thing
Speaker 2 to throw away a friendship.
Speaker 11 Right, because I didn't know our friendship was based on politics.
Speaker 2 Right.
Speaker 11 And, you know, a lot of people too
Speaker 11 will say,
Speaker 11 why you should leave your husband because of his politics.
Speaker 11
But I didn't marry Bobby because of his politics. Right.
It wasn't what drew me to him.
Speaker 2 Right.
Speaker 11 I
Speaker 11 never
Speaker 11 was never part of our relationship.
Speaker 2 Well, listen, Cheryl Hines, the book, which is coming out 11-11,
Speaker 2 is called
Speaker 2
Unscripted. Unscripted.
Yes. And you're finally going out and settling scores.
You're punching back.
Speaker 2 And you're really giving it to the people that have given it to you.
Speaker 11 You know what?
Speaker 2 It's a non-stop attack
Speaker 2 and you're just throwing haymakers at these people.
Speaker 11 And good for you. You know what?
Speaker 11 I'm just saying a lot of people assume I think this way or
Speaker 11 I've done this or I've done that.
Speaker 11 And in the book,
Speaker 11 I'm just clear about here's what happened.
Speaker 2 Here's who I am.
Speaker 2 Because you have a lot of liberal points of view.
Speaker 11
I do. So do I.
Yes, I know.
Speaker 2 And people get mad at me.
Speaker 11 Right. Just for all the time.
Speaker 2 Well,
Speaker 11 yeah because you think that people
Speaker 11 would look at sort of issue by issue concern by concern and say wow I do agree with that I'm glad the hostages were released that's amazing
Speaker 2 hostages
Speaker 2 the ones in Israel yes I'm for that yes Israel and Gaza I'm for all of it release them all yes and you would have thought that let's all do a Christmas party in Israel and Gaza
Speaker 11 right right okay christmas let's all get together for christmas so you would have thought that everybody everybody would be happy about that but uh but because some people they're not going by
Speaker 2 issue by issue they're making it about them yeah they go oh it's about me yeah
Speaker 2 it's not about you it's about a hostage yeah it's about a hostage that's coming home to their family
Speaker 11 so you can't for one moment take take that in
Speaker 2 i i celebrate. I think they should.
Speaker 2 Cheryl Hines, the book is unscripted.
Speaker 2
Thank you. You are hilarious.
We love you and we wish you success with this book. Thank you.
Thank you. And release the hostage.
Speaker 2 Are there any still left? No.
Speaker 2 Release the hostages.
Speaker 2 All over the world.
Speaker 11 I agree.
Speaker 2
All over the world. Release.
The hostages have the decency to just do it. Do it on the day her book comes out.
11-11. And Sudan, cut it out.
Whatever you're doing.
Speaker 2 All right, Cheryl Hines, thank you.
Speaker 11 Thank you, Tim.
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