The Tim Dillon Show
Tim Dillon is a comedian and tour guide. He’s very excited to give you a tour of the end of the world. Each week from a porch in Los Angeles he shares apocalyptic visions with his friends and berates a local diner.
Episodes (72)
459 - Taylor Swift’s Engagement & The Digital Prison
Tim discusses his participation in the Riyadh Comedy Festival, shares his thoughts on Taylor Swift’s engagement to Travis Kelce, warns of Peter Thiel’s digital prison brought to you by Palantir,...
458 - A Police State, Candace’s Lawsuit, & The La Quinta Promise
Tim explains why Americans need to fight about dumb stuff again, finds out he’s named in the Candace Owens vs. Brigitte Macron Lawsuit, warns about the militarization of police in Washington, DC,...
457 - Trump’s Battle Royale, Reborn Babies, & A Labubu Economy
Tim discusses the Labubu dolls trend and what it signifies for the economy, how Trump pits his administration against each other as a distraction, the ever-growing relationship between government...
456 - Auctioning America, Ghislaine’s Makeover & Sydney Sweeney’s White Naturals
Tim discusses Sydney Sweeney’s American Eagle controversy, how Ghislaine Maxwell was moved to a low-security prison to be handled, Miriam Adelson giving Trump $100 million for obvious reasons, and how...
455 - Gaza Famine, Brigitte's Hog, & The Happiness Survey
Tim discusses the Nelk Boys’ recent interview with Benjamin Netanyahu & why it’s hilarious that the fattest country in the world is supporting a forced famine in Gaza. He also discusses Candace...
454 - Emergency Podcast: The Epstein Cover-Up
Tim sits down with a prominent Austin broadcaster to discuss Donald Trump’s handling of the ongoing Epstein coverup, its connection to Netanyahu & Israel, the misplaced fear of Palantir, and who...
453 - Epstein Updates & Dinner in DC
Tim discusses a recent dinner he was invited to in Washington, DC with a member of the current administration. At this dinner he was told information about the ongoing Epstein story regarding Trump,...
452 - Wet Hot American Epstein
Tim discusses the insanity of all the different takes that the media, politicians, & average people have on the Jeffrey Epstein story and explains why his is the most sound. He also theorizes on...
451 - Alligator Alcatraz, Free Diddy, & Life At Sea
Tim discusses Sean ‘Diddy’ Combs’ trial finding him mostly innocent, why the new ‘Alligator Alcatraz’ immigrant detention center is a bad look, how billionaires showing off isn’t a good idea, and why...
450 - Zohran Mamdani, Political Rage, & The Hunt
Tim shares his thoughts on the New York City Mayor hopeful Zohran Mamdani. He also remembers what a good New York story used to be, talks about political rage, empathizes with a Norwegian prince...
449 - Waiting For War & Negotiations Under Fire
Tim discusses waiting for war with Iran and what the “negotiations” between them and Israel might look like. He also watches Tulsi Gabbard’s warning to the nation, questions why people in charge can’t...
448 - ICE, Iran, & The American Summer
Tim discusses the unrest in LA following widespread ICE raids, Israel’s recent attack on Iran & what it means for the world, the sole survivor of the Air India crash, Trump’s big birthday military...
447 - Musk vs. Trump, Ukrainian Drones, & A Very Special List
Tim discusses the viral Donald Trump and Elon Musk internet feud, questions Palantir’s access to every American citizen’s data, watches Kash Patel’s unconvincing performance on Joe Rogan’s podcast,...
446 - Epstein Cover-Up, Elon’s K-Hole, & AI Chatbot Love
Tim discusses FBI Director Kash Patel’s recent statement about Jeffrey Epstein, breaking news regarding Elon Musk’s shocking drug use in the White House, how he likes his billionaires, and a chilling...
445 - CNN Interview, Ms. Rachel Propaganda, & The Uncancelables
Tim discusses his recent CNN interview that went viral, Ms. Rachel receiving backlash for supporting Palestine, the end of Elon Musk’s DOGE era, a Mexican navy ship that crashed into the Brooklyn...
444 - Qatar, Kanye, & The Gift Of Luxury
Tim discusses Trump’s visit to the Middle East and his $400M plane gifted from Qatar, Kanye’s new controversial song, the white South African refugees' arrival in America, and Diddy’s court case. He...
443 - India vs. Pakistan, Portnoy, & Jennifer Aniston’s Stalker
Tim discusses Dave Portnoy’s interesting reaction to controversy, Jennifer Aniston’s stalker charged with felonies, the conflict between India & Pakistan, Joe Biden’s recent appearance on The...
442 - Tim Dillon & His A.I. Friends
Tim discusses being inducted into the Harvard Lampoon, the political schism over Israel, Democrats rebranding with Elissa Slotkin, Elon Musk’s exit from DOGE, Prince Harry complaining about no longer...
441 - Candace Owens Emergency Podcast
Tim sits down with Candace Owens to discuss the curious case of Brigitte Macron, Candace’s fight to free Harvey Weinstein, the impending War in Iran, and much more.
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440 - Mistaken Deportation & Women In Space
Tim discusses the ongoing story of the deportation of Kilmar Abrego Garcia, a Salvadoran man questionably removed from the US who may or may not be an MS-13 gang member. He also watches the Blue...
439 - Stay At Home Summer & Being A Good Guest
Tim discusses the recent helicopter crash in the Hudson, why summer vacations are over, RFK’s pledge to find the cause of autism by September, the looming threat of war with Iran, young people taking...
438 - Tariffs, China & The Chocolate Factory
Tim discusses the recent market downturn due to Donald Trump’s tariffs taking effect. He reflects on the loss of American industry, a not-so-new way of life we need to accept, and how our economy was...
437 - Leaked Group Chats & Door Dash Debt
Tim discusses the White House’s leaked group chat, Rachel Zegler’s response to the internet’s Snow White hate, a Turkish Graduate student who was pulled off the street for supporting Palestine, Door...
436 - Andrew Schulz
Tim sits down with Andrew Schulz to discuss what touring in the Middle East was like, the decline of Los Angeles & why cults are its future, the lives of the ruling class, their thoughts on...
435 - Little Moments With Meghan Markle
Tim discusses Gavin Newsom’s new podcast, Elon Musk selling Trump a Tesla on the White House lawn, a Pro-Palestinian protester gaining national attention, a self-deportation app, and Meghan Markle’s...
434 - Trump’s Speech & Casey Anthony’s Tik Tok
Tim recaps President Trump’s congressional speech, watches Casey Anthony’s return to the public eye as a 'legal advocate', sympathizes with the LA Fire Chief, and sits down for an interview with his...
433 - Steve Bannon Emergency Podcast
Tim sits down with Steve Bannon to discuss Trump’s rise to power, the origins of the populist movement in America, the secret inner-workings of the intelligence community, and the tech oligarchs...
432 - Delta Payoffs & The Hamas Parade
Tim discusses the payoffs being offered by Delta to passengers of the Toronto crash, watches Elon Musk wield the ‘chainsaw for bureaucracy’, shares his thoughts on Hamas publicly parading the bodies...
431 - Kanye, Elon, & The End Of DEI
Tim discusses Elon Musk’s sweeping cuts to the federal government with DOGE, Kanye’s Super Bowl commercial, a trans sanctuary city, and what DEI has done to Hollywood.
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430 - Emilia Pérez & The New Gaza
Tim discusses the current situation in LA, Trump’s development plans for a new Gaza, and the cancelling of Emilia Pérez.
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429 - The D.C. Plane Crash & RFK’s Hearing
Tim discusses the D.C. plane crash and the inevitability of tragedy when flying, watches Bernie Sanders go after RFK’s Merch, and fills us in on the launch of China’s new AI “Deep Seek”.
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428 - Elon’s Salute & The Inauguration Bishop
Tim recaps his birthday party, watches Elon’s salute, and discusses the inaugural church service for Trump.
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427 - Ceasefire Cheat Day & Realtors in LA
Tim discusses the “ceasefire” in Gaza, the impending Tik Tok ban, his decision to bail on the inauguration, and the audacity of realtors trying to sell houses in LA after the fires.
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426 - LA Fires Emergency Podcast
Tim examines the devastation of the LA fires, speculates on how they might have started, and gives Californians a stern warning.
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425 - Bad Friends
Tim sits down with Bobby Lee & Andrew Santino to discuss the Golden Globes, the film 'A Complete Unknown', the anniversary of January 6th, and the disastrous Korean airplane crash that left...
424 - Tesla Trucks, Taiwan & The Fog
Tim discusses the recent terror in our country, the looming conflict over Taiwan, the fog seemingly covering the nation, and what the aliens might think of it all.
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423 - Tech People & Celebrating Nothing
Tim examines the holidays becoming casual, his time, parenting advice, giving the country to tech people, what Americans aspire to be, Middle Eastern insults, Taiwan and country music.
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422 - The Joe Rogan Experience
Tim sits down with Joe Rogan about Tim's special at the Comedy Mothership, drones, China, Biden, the Middle East, blackmail, the Costco family, the United Healthcare CEO, autonomous driving, pardons...
421 - Drones, Mangione & Selling Syria
Tim talks about a regime change in the Middle East, palace interior design, Luigi Mangione, a Florida teacher, the New Jersey drone mystery and why living longer isn’t what it’s cracked up to...
420 - CEO Assassinations & Christmas In New York
Tim examines holiday luck, good bets, the United Healthcare CEO, the snacking industry’s optimism, Hunter Biden’s pardon, a dictator’s DJ daughter and the president’s latest nap.
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419 - Post-Thanksgiving Extravaganza
Tim talks about his Thanksgiving, Frederick Douglas, Tostitos Scoops, withholding judgment on a grandmother, the Ice Cream Museum’s lawsuit, homeless court, Gen Z losing itself online and Baby Shark’s...
418 - Matt Gaetz & The Non-Binary Capitalist
Tim examines the Matt Gaetz scandal, ICBM’s for Christmas, F1, how many Italians are on social media, Trans-Republicans, getting blitzed with your parents, female incels and why he didn’t grow up with...
417 - Trump's Cabinet
Tim talks about appreciating the moment, the random circus, Armie Hammer’s podcast with his mom, the presidential cabinet picks, RFK’s fat map, food influencers and why Gen Z is staying in.
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416 - Election Analysis & Turning Yourself In
Tim examines hotline abuse, podcasters swaying the election, joy being stolen, who’s going to jail, Tuscany, finding a wallet and the problem with condescension
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415 - Pizza Hut & Birkin Bags
Tim talks figures, Pizza Hut helping you find a job, a woman’s purse choice, Sydney Sweeney, the former Abercrombie CEO, Jimmy Carter outside and why Fresno kids have no shot.
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414 - Sen. JD Vance
Tim sits down with Senator JD Vance (R-Ohio) about being on the White House ticket, car accidents, Kamala Harris, the Secret Service, his family, Trump and who actually is fun.
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413 - President Lip Reading & The Real Emily In Paris
Tim examines dimensions of power, the Obama-Biden funeral meeting, Liam Payne, Doug Emhoff, a racist candle, Florida lovers gone awry and the reality of Emily in Paris
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412 - The Joker & Kamala Harris
Tim talks about his role in a blockbuster disaster, Vice President Harris, the Menendez brothers, Vermont, shopping during a hurricane and what is in P. Diddy’s suitcase.
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411 - Florida Hurricanes & Rich Nothings
Tim talks about Hurricane Helene, hating each other quietly, Pennsylvania, a startup company in Switzerland, resort core and the impending debut of his Netflix show.
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410 - Diddy Freak Offs & The Costco Family
Tim examines Diddy’s arrest, exploding pagers in the Middle East, another attempt on Trump’s life, Venezuelans in Colorado, minivans, Biden in a MAGA hat and what comes after the Costco...
409 - The Presidential Debate & Eating Cats
Tim talks about 9/11, the Trump-Harris debate, who is eating pets, Starbucks, Middle Eastern Yelp reviewers and why he misses post-terrorist attack patriotism.
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408 - Russian Influencers & Dying At Work
Tim talks about attending the US Open, cancelling kids, trying to get sponsored by Russia, the random circus, an Arizona woman dying in her cubicle, the ice cream question and why the jumbotron...
407 - The Mushroom Pilot & Jailed Billionaires
Tim examines Pavel Durov’s arrest, Trump’s assassin’s family, an autistic hockey team’s ice cream sale, a pilot’s experience with psychedelics and why Meghan Markle isn't a great boss.
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406 - The DNC Chick & Sunken Superyachts
Tim talks about his new Netflix show, the DNC, that girl from college, an Italian superyacht sinking and why the Chick-Fil-A streaming service makes perfect sense.
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405 - Matthew Perry & A Hamptons Tragedy
Tim examines hanging out with Israel, price gouging, Subway in crisis, putting children in jail, Matthew Perry’s fake friends and why you should never weep in the Hamptons.
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404 - Tim Walz The Funnel Cake Dad
Tim goes off about a young Hollywood party, aging out of hating, Tim Walz, Minnesota, a dirty Olympic river, the National Guard, rich best friends and lizard skin suits.
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403 - Twerk For Your Supper & The KHive
Tim talks about his sphere visit, apocalyptic movies, high end Asians, Kamala Harris, twerking too much, shadow banning, things staying the same and mothering.
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402 - Trump Assassination Theories & The Bowels of Power
Tim examines President Biden dropping out, the Secret Service Director resigning, power grabs, the Trump assassination, the Olympics and sitting on your kids.
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401 - Secret Service Sloped Roof Party
Tim goes deep on the sloped roof at the Trump shooting, social workers, the Secret Service, what the CIA wants, Tenacious D’s tour being cancelled, gender notifications and the new kids.
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400 - Trump Assassination Attempt Emergency Podcast
Tim sits down with a prominent Austin broadcaster on the attempted assassination of former President Donald Trump, the Secret Service’s lapse in security, how the nation is reacting and what this...
399 - Biden's Mumbles & Dance Moms
Tim examines President Biden's press conference, dance moms, weapon catalogues, fake babies, celebrity kids, NYC realtors and the return of pragmatism.
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398 - Joe Biden & Something Different
Tim talks about Independence Day, the Biden’s, Hawk Tuah girl, drill rap, the importance of lying, young nihilists, Delta serving moldy meals and blaming Ukraine.
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397 - Presidential Debate Reaction
Tim examines the presidential debate, White people who drink wine, nasty retail workers, the death of malls, finance bro summer and your passion finding you.
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396 - Rodent Men & Justin Timberlake
Tim examines the rat men phenomenon, the pride flag, Justin Timberlake's arrest, summer abortions, cartels’ immigration packages, the most American city and happy dictators.
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395 - Celebrity Home Invasions & Costco
Tim talks about Caitlin Clark, what he would do at a home invasion, an Amazonian tribe battling the Internet, buying in bulk, networking and the easy way out.
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394 - Donald Trump & Cracker Barrel
Tim examines President Trump’s conviction, a Jaws screening gone awry, the failed Congolese coup, fun dads, Cracker Barrel’s reimagining and restaurants as museums.
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393 - Kevin Spacey's Soup & AI Saints
Tim talks about Logan Paul’s Prime lawsuit, the multimillionaire middle class, Kevin Spacey’s return to the spotlight, Taiwan, the latest saint and being a Boeing baby.
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392 - Eurovision & Jerry Seinfeld's Pop-Tart Movie
Tim examines watching atrocities in a grocery store, finance guys being overworked, the Pop-Tart movie, Gaza influencers, Eurovision and the collapse of the restaurant industry.
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391 - Boomer Bashing & Campus Protests
Tim talks about visiting one of the college campus protests, a boomer YouTube video targeting him, the royal family’s jam, Saturday not being being for the boys and why everything’s a casino...
390 - Harvey Weinstein's Overturned Conviction & TikTok Ban
Tim talks about the TikTok ban, not asking questions, Harvey Weinstein’s conviction being overturned in New York, an Italian ice cream ban and why it’s not cool to brag about adult parties.
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389 - Iran, Israel & The Cool Aunt
Tim talks about Israel’s strike on Iran, the Columbia University protests, being gay in the Middle East, Plus Size Park Hoppers and what makes aunts cool but tragic.
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388 - Mike Recine & Lizzo Be Quitting
Tim sits down with comedian Mike Recine about Lizzo calling it quits, the unreality of online, the border, Gen-Z doing trade jobs, old-fashioned cooking, call centers and Boston Market.
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