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Speaker 29 Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the Tim Dylan Show again from a studio in Miami. The very kind people here.
We do pay for it. So, I mean, it's not super kind, of course.

Speaker 29 You know, we are doing the right thing by them financially, but we are happy to be here. We've been down.
I've been down in Florida for a few weeks in Palm Beach

Speaker 29 just kind of hanging out.

Speaker 29 Because it is a moment in history that I don't think we fully appreciate. I don't think anybody fully appreciates what's happening.
This is a, you know, and you don't have to like it to appreciate it.

Speaker 29 That's the other thing. You don't have to like it.
You might be terrified of it. You might be scared of it.

Speaker 29 You know, I'm just saying to observe, which is what I do. I'm not, people are like, are you there to become? part of the yeah that's what i'm there i'm the secretary of education now no

Speaker 29 I'm there to have dinner and have coffee and observe and hang out and chat and see what's going on. I find it all very interesting.
It's fascinating.

Speaker 29 And so should you.

Speaker 29 Everybody whining and yelling and going, this is the end of America. But isn't that a thing at least?

Speaker 29 Shouldn't you be excited about that?

Speaker 29 I mean, think about it. Let's say it is.
I'm not saying it is. I don't think it is.
But let's say it is the end of America. It is, at the very least,

Speaker 29 interesting

Speaker 29 to watch it happen. I don't believe it is, but for the people that believe it is, and they're like, we're tuning out.
Wait, why?

Speaker 29 I understand they're depressed, and I get it.

Speaker 29 But

Speaker 29 if it is all the things that you think it is,

Speaker 29 you got to key in.

Speaker 29 You got to appreciate

Speaker 29 what is happening.

Speaker 29 Army Hammer is the Secretary of the Interior. And I don't know if I love that.

Speaker 29 But I'm not questioning

Speaker 29 the things.

Speaker 29 Tulsi Gabbard is now the director of National Intelligence.

Speaker 29 Find the message from a few years ago where Tulsi Gabbard asked to get on my podcast and then respond to her right now. Go, hi, hi, hun.
Just saw this now.

Speaker 29 Just respond to Tulsi. Go, hey, hun, sorry, just saw this now.
Love the book. Anyway,

Speaker 29 I got a couple of names for her.

Speaker 29 She's the director of national intelligence. Oh, I got a couple of names.
And I'm not saying they're doing the wrong thing. I'm just saying, let's look into it.
I have a couple of names.

Speaker 29 Call me Tulsi. I've got a couple of names.
That's all. Couple of names.

Speaker 29 But we should have had her on, maybe.

Speaker 29 What? Do you have it?

Speaker 29 Whoever ran your social media two years ago wrote back to her. They said, hi, Tulsi, this is blank.
I'm helping Tim with his social media. I'll let him know now you reached out.

Speaker 29 Did that person tell you Tulsi reached out? No, and that person is on the list. That's one of the names, the person who was trying to build my social media, which was fake.

Speaker 29 Like your friends that we hired who were fake. They're all fake, these social media people.
No one can make you famous, by the way.

Speaker 29 Anyone spending money on people trying to make you famous ain't nobody going to make you famous. They're going to steal your money.
That's all they're going to do.

Speaker 29 I'm telling you right now, they're going to steal your money. All you kids out there with dreams of being famous, you don't want to walk into Geico.
You don't want to process the accident report.

Speaker 29 You don't want to, I get it. You want to live a different life.
You want to get, you know, I get it. I know what you want to do.
I feel you.

Speaker 29 I'm not judging you, but just know that there's nobody out there that's going to make you famous. It's not going to happen.
They are vultures.

Speaker 29 They are there to pick the flesh off your bones before it's even rotted. That is all they are there to do.
They don't understand the algorithm. No one understands the algorithm.

Speaker 29 That's the point of the algorithm, by the way, is that it keeps fucking you up.

Speaker 29 It keeps going left, going right.

Speaker 29 And there are people that claim to understand. It's like religion.
These people are going, no, no, no, no, I speak for God.

Speaker 29 Donate to me. Give me the money.
I speak for the Lord. You want to go to God? You talk to me.

Speaker 29 All of these people that are coming and telling you that they have this understanding of the algorithm that's going to elevate your content and make you famous. That's not true.

Speaker 29 The only thing that's going to make you famous is a compulsive. desire to post content to a point where people, they just get worn down by it.
They have to accept it, that you break them down.

Speaker 29 It's the way, if you want to be famous, go read a book about how

Speaker 29 the prisoners at Guantanamo Bay were tortured. They would break them down.
They broke them down. And that's what you're going to have to do to your audience.

Speaker 29 You break them down to the point where they start to lose it, and they accept you as some kind of Christ-like Messiah figure because you've posted 10,000 videos of you eating sausage rolls in your car in a McDonald's parking lot.

Speaker 29 They just can't stop watching.

Speaker 29 People have to hate you now to love you.

Speaker 29 The Costco guys are a perfect example of it.

Speaker 29 The goal is to be cringe. The goal is to have people vomit

Speaker 29 when you post something. They should vomit.
They should question their life.

Speaker 29 The Costco guys were on the tonight show. It works, but the vultures and the people that claim to have knowledge of how that all happens is completely untrue.

Speaker 29 Nobody told the Costco guy that he was going to get famous going double chalk chalky.

Speaker 29 Nobody understands why any of it's happening. It's all random.

Speaker 29 So anybody that you are paying or you're giving a percentage of your money to, who claims to be some Svengali, who claims to know, who claims to be a

Speaker 29 wise seer of truths

Speaker 29 nobody knows i got a hop two on that bang boom famous it's just what it is except what it is and i'm not

Speaker 29 i don't and i also don't hate the scam i got scammed fair and square i lost money fair and square There's nothing wrong with that. I got beat.
There's nothing wrong with getting beat.

Speaker 29 I got beat by some Persian Jews in Beverly Hills. And by the way, that's the way it should be.
That's the way it should be. You should get beat by Persian Jews in Beverly Hills.

Speaker 29 That's a good way to get beat. My whole life, I wanted to get beat like that.
Finally, I got beat at a high level in the top zip code in the country, 902.0. I got beat.

Speaker 29 I sat there like a fool. And they said, we know the secret.
And I go, well, I believe you. And I got beat.
That's all it is. There's nothing wrong with it.

Speaker 29 It's all right. You're not going to avoid it.

Speaker 29 Just know what's happening and try to limit who beats you and how.

Speaker 29 So just, there should be nothing more clear in this landscape of the internet that no one knows anything. That should be the golden rule right now.
Nobody

Speaker 29 knows. anything.

Speaker 29 It is a completely random circus that you may or may not plug into or be a part of, but there is no expert that is going to tell you how to be the Rizzler. That just doesn't happen.

Speaker 29 You're either the Rizzler or you're not. Now, Armie Hammer, good friend of ours, friend of the show, friend of the show, Army Hammer, is

Speaker 29 doing a podcast now with his mother.

Speaker 29 You know, Army Hammer obviously was a very successful actor and he's had some problems because, you know, people claimed he was a cannibal or might not have been a cannibal, but he had a fetish.

Speaker 29 He had a kink.

Speaker 29 His

Speaker 29 defense, I think, is that he was having a little fun telling women that he wanted to eat their heart and eat them or drink their blood. Fun, kind of kink.

Speaker 29 It's what a guy like Army Hammer eventually gets into, a guy that looks like Army Hammer. Sex isn't enough.
I think he's had enough sex. He's a hot guy.
He was rich. He was famous.

Speaker 29 He's had enough sex.

Speaker 29 There's nothing that holds, like, he's not standing at a bar going, I wonder if any of these women will fuck me. That's over for him.
He's going, will any of these women let me eat their kidney?

Speaker 29 Because that's what I need to come at this point in my life.

Speaker 29 Now, his claim is that it's all fake,

Speaker 29 that it's not true, that it's a kink, that he's doing it basically because it gets him off. So we don't want to kink shame him.

Speaker 29 Of course, we take a stand against cannibalism on the show and always have, except for very specific instances where native cultures, indigenous cultures practice cannibalism because it's not my business.

Speaker 29 And that's the new world, by the way. We're heading back to this isolationist 1900s foreign policy of like, it's not, I don't judge the cannibals on that in the island.

Speaker 29 I can't pronounce the name of it. It doesn't matter.
But Army Hammer, who's in our society, who's playing by the rules of our society.

Speaker 29 So now he's doing a podcast with his mother

Speaker 29 because he's trying to come

Speaker 29 back.

Speaker 29 And can we play some of this? Because it is. Yeah, he's trying to get heat.
So we get weight. I root for him.
He wants this.

Speaker 29 Army wants this.

Speaker 29 And let's say, and you know, Army's talking to these Persians too. They're going, we'll help you.

Speaker 29 Oh, Army, we'll help you. It's okay.
What'd you say? You wanted to eat a woman's liver? Don't worry about it. We'll get you.
Army is all the algorithm. You got to to get plugged into the,

Speaker 29 you're a good-looking cannibal. You're doing a podcast with your mother.
We got the brand deals. We got the deals, Army.
Put it on the desk.

Speaker 29 Why don't you drink Celsius water? Drink gulps of Celsius water in between telling your mother you want to eat women.

Speaker 29 Let's see Army Hammer here.

Speaker 30 For a while. Yes.
Because I said, I don't need a pastor. I need a mom.

Speaker 31 You're called to be an actor. I'm called to be an evangelist.
Beautiful. And that is my calling.
I brought you into this world. I'm responsible for your well-being.

Speaker 31 And when I come in your apartment, if you can call it that, and there is a table with Hindu gods and meditation things and demonic pagan gods, I struggle with that. God gave me my two sons as a gift.

Speaker 31 And you are the only family member out of all of Doug Mobley's relatives that don't believe in in the one true God. And I know you will because he's...

Speaker 29 Here's the problem. Here's the problem with the internet.
This is already better than the Sopranos, which was the greatest show that's ever made.

Speaker 29 The Sopranos, in my estimation, is the greatest show that's ever made. This podcast clip is already better than the Sopranos.
Army Hammer's mother is a Christian evangelist.

Speaker 29 She's yelling at him for having Hindu pagan gods on the table of his apartment, which she insults him for having an apartment that is small.

Speaker 29 She may have missed the news where he lost his entire career and a lot of his money. So, Armie Hammer's mother, who's like, looks like

Speaker 29 a mega church Christian pastor, like somebody who'd hop off a G5 and go to the church and get everybody revved up.

Speaker 29 Army Hammer's mother is really struggling with her son living in a small, shitty apartment and worshiping,

Speaker 29 you know,

Speaker 29 Ganesh, the elephant. I love Ganesh.
That's the elephant, the Hindu elephant.

Speaker 29 And then there's Vishnu. There's a lot of them.
I'm not going to go through them, but

Speaker 29 we don't have the time. And I don't know any more of them.
I know Vishnu. I know Ganesh.
I know Shiva. I know a few.
I know a few. Now,

Speaker 29 this woman here

Speaker 29 is haranguing her son for, I guess, because he's converting or trying to appreciate Hindu. This is LA.
This is what happens.

Speaker 29 You pretend to be gay in a movie.

Speaker 29 You pretend to eat Timothy Chalamet's ass.

Speaker 29 You get busted for being accountable. You deny it.
You say, I'm not really accountable. You lose your acting opportunities.
You lose your money.

Speaker 29 You move into a small apartment and you start worshiping Hindu gods. What did his mother think this was? This is what you do.
That's actually

Speaker 29 the actual chart. of what happened in his life.
And nothing makes more sense than that.

Speaker 29 Nothing. Remember when Army Hammer was was selling his car and he was sad about that? He was sad he was selling his car.
He's like, well, I guess I'll take 10 grand for it. The guy's got no money.

Speaker 29 He's got to believe in something. And he probably doesn't want to believe

Speaker 29 in the Christian thing because that was his mother. And that led him down the road where he wanted to start drinking blood.

Speaker 29 So he goes, let me give the

Speaker 29 Hindu. Now, do the Hindus want him?

Speaker 29 This is a fair question. Do Hindus want Army Hammer as their newest convert? Do they they want him?

Speaker 29 There's no way.

Speaker 29 Hindu culture is interesting. I don't know much about it.
I know there's, I think there's, isn't there that temple in Malibu that's really beautiful? Yeah, the one on...

Speaker 29 That's beautiful. Do they have services there?

Speaker 29 Yeah, I think you can just go.

Speaker 29 Should we take Army Hammer to that beautiful

Speaker 29 Hindu temple in Malibu? Sure.

Speaker 29 Because

Speaker 29 I don't know about the services. I know that Christians and Jews and Muslims, but I don't know about the Hindu services.

Speaker 29 They condemn cannibalism and Hinduism too. Yeah.

Speaker 29 Now, can we watch a little more of this podcast with Army Hammer and his mother? Yes.

Speaker 29 Army, there's a way back, buddy, and you're doing it. You're doing the work.
The movies are dead anyway.

Speaker 29 You're much more interesting as a cannibal with an evangelical Christian mother than you were as just some hot, rich guy. Now, you may disagree with that.

Speaker 29 You may want to go back to just being some hot, rich red carpet guy. But I'm telling you right now, this is a lot more fun for the rest of us.
Army, the first years of your life were very fun for you.

Speaker 29 Now it's fun for us. This is fun for the audience.
This is much more fun for the audience.

Speaker 29 Now, can we just watch this? I don't think you understand how happy I am. Oh, this one.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Please, let's watch this.
I mean, this is him solo. Here we go.
The look in his eyes.

Speaker 32 The first day of filming, I showed up on set.

Speaker 33 I'm so nervous. Set? What do you mean, set?

Speaker 29 I think he's back working on some sort of like indie smaller project. Oh, interesting.

Speaker 29 Oh, good. It's a return to Grace Art.
Oh, good. Let's watch it.

Speaker 33 Do this.

Speaker 33 What if I don't know what to do?

Speaker 32 Like, all this stuff. And then the minute Travis, the director, said action the first time, I was like, oh, wait, this is what I love.
This is what I love to do.

Speaker 32 This is what I've done for most of my life. I've said so many times to people that I've been talking to over the last week how grateful I am to just be here and be on set.

Speaker 29 I'm, by the way, I root for Army Hammer. I do.
I want him back.

Speaker 29 He was a good actor. He was, I think he was acting to, I don't think he's a real cannibal.

Speaker 29 I don't think he has it in him, personally. No offense.

Speaker 29 I think he was acting and going, what if I was a cannibal? I think actors, their lives, their inner lives are so dull and boring. They are husks.

Speaker 29 And if they don't keep getting stimulation from outside of themselves, they retreat into this incredibly

Speaker 29 dull

Speaker 29 space where they need to invent things that are interesting. And I think he goes, well, what if I was a cannibal? What if I interfaced with the world as a cannibal? Maybe I'm accountable.

Speaker 29 No, you're just kind of this boring guy in my estimation. And he probably said some things to the ladies that didn't make them feel super great.

Speaker 29 And they got upset. Now, I don't know what else he's accused of, but

Speaker 29 I don't think it was like the R-word, right?

Speaker 29 No, it was just a lot of sort of like questionable. conversations right right hey hey hey that's my living is questionable speech

Speaker 29 Let's watch a little bit of him and the mother, and then we'll get out of here. But I root for him, I want him to come back.

Speaker 29 And I think with the new administration and the idea that cancel culture has gone too far,

Speaker 29 I think

Speaker 29 people accept Army Hammer back. I'm predicting, I'm throwing it out there.

Speaker 29 I'm no Long Island medium, or maybe I am, but I'm just going to say I predict Army Hammer in this climate has an easier time coming back.

Speaker 29 Yes, I believe so.

Speaker 30 I remember saying, this guy's really creepy. I remember the response being, how dare you say that about a man of God? Like, oh, okay, I can't say anything.

Speaker 30 And it's just, it just is getting weirder and weirder. At one point, he was on a family trip with us and sexually abused me in grandma and grandpa's house.

Speaker 31 But again, we're thinking, oh my gosh, you're going to my parents' house with these godly people. Your youth pastors.

Speaker 30 But that's what I'm saying. Maybe God is not enough of a protection.

Speaker 31 I know a lot of it is my failure as a mother because I did not protect you from a molester.

Speaker 34 I take a hundred percent.

Speaker 29 Well, this is very heavy. Now, now he's talking about being molested, and she's saying, I failed as a mother.
I didn't protect you as a molester.

Speaker 29 And then Tom Arnold comments, this is fucking amazing. Powerful shit.
You are so good at podcasts, getting validation from your mom. I'm jealous.
She is so cool and attractive. Tom?

Speaker 29 Tom?

Speaker 29 Tom? Was that necessary? That last two words? Tom.

Speaker 29 She was so cool and attractive. Heart.
Tom. Tom, they're talking about that he was molested by a youth pastor.
Is this the time to riz his mother? And yes, I say riz because I'm 17 years old.

Speaker 29 Everyone, after Trump's election, everyone just got 20 more years. You just set yourself.
You're now young again. We're all teenagers again, and it's all fun again.
We're all 17 years old.

Speaker 29 So Tom Arnold is rizzing up Army Hammer's mom as she learns about her son's molestation.

Speaker 29 And you know what? In prior times, I would think that's inappropriate. Now I'm thinking about it.
It's as good a time as any, Tom.

Speaker 29 It's as good a time as any to get in there and point out that this woman is put together. She did do a good job.
I don't know how old she is, but however old she is, she did a great job.

Speaker 29 Let's talk about these cabinet appointments because I might be one of them. I'm thinking, I'm hearing, I don't know, this is being bandied about.

Speaker 29 I might come on board here.

Speaker 29 I'm going

Speaker 29 right now.

Speaker 29 My main goal is to get, is to help RFK get a warning label on the uncrustable

Speaker 29 because

Speaker 29 it is kind of one of those things you just put in your mouth and then you can't stop. You don't know what's going on.

Speaker 29 One of the only good things about Joker 2, by the way, which is now the biggest news story in the world that I told the truth, but now we're in an era of truth telling.

Speaker 29 It was endless uncrustables, both the grape and the strawberry.

Speaker 29 But RFK now is Secretary of Health and Human Services. So he is out there.
And the FDA and the CDC now fall under his control.

Speaker 29 And so

Speaker 29 here are the people that we know. Secretary of State Marco Rubio.
Attorney General Matt Gates. Now, Matt Gates might might not get confirmed because there are issues with Matt Gaetz.

Speaker 29 They're saying he helped up with a minor, the 17-year-old, that he might have human trafficked. But here's my thing, folks.
Let's be very honest right now.

Speaker 29 If we're going to say that human trafficking is just a non-starter, we've got to kick everybody out. Everybody's leaving Washington.
And by the way, he trapped. It's only one person he trafficked.

Speaker 29 Folks,

Speaker 29 this is not the time to be up prude.

Speaker 29 This guy trafficked maybe one, maybe, maybe

Speaker 29 one person.

Speaker 29 And by the way, trafficking one person, that's not like an operation. That's like something that can happen easily.
Do you ever drive through the different states?

Speaker 29 And then they go, welcome to, like, welcome to Connecticut. And you're like, shit, I'm in Connecticut.
You didn't even know you're in Connecticut. You just trafficked a miner.
You didn't realize it.

Speaker 29 You don't know. This is easy to do.
Oh, you're in Washington. Now you're in Virginia.
Now you're in Washington. It happens very quickly.
Very quickly. You're in and out of these states.

Speaker 29 You may have just trafficked the minor you were having sex and doing drugs with. And I'm not for it.
It's not good. It's not good.

Speaker 29 If it happened, the Biden-era Justice Department didn't bring a case against him, which is odd. There is an ethics panel investigation coming out that's probably not ideal.

Speaker 29 But here's what we're saying.

Speaker 29 The minor and the drugs, not great, but the trafficking's easy to do.

Speaker 29 I have driven to Connecticut for soup. It is very easy to cross state lines.
That's all I'm saying. Yes, the minor and the drugs is not ideal.
I've said that now seven times.

Speaker 29 My point is the trafficking into. All right.
Let's move on to Pete Hegseth. who is on Fox News.
And the Defense Department is shocked because

Speaker 29 he was on a morning, not the morning show. What was he on?

Speaker 29 The five? What was he on? Wasn't it Fox and Friends? Maybe Fox and Friends. He was on the morning show,

Speaker 29 and people don't like that he is maybe the Defense Secretary

Speaker 29 because he doesn't, I mean, he served in Iraq and Afghanistan. He was a

Speaker 29 National Guard guy.

Speaker 29 He

Speaker 29 went to Harvard, went to Princeton, smart,

Speaker 29 Got some tats. He's into the Crusader stuff.
He's into maybe Little Knights of Malta. He might be a little bit of a radical.

Speaker 29 Fox and friends, yeah. Fox and Friends.
Wow.

Speaker 29 But this whole thing is supposed to be anti-war, right? That's what we're doing. So who cares who the secretary is? We're not going to war.
That's the whole point. So you could pick him.

Speaker 29 You could pick my friend Greg Guttfeld. It doesn't matter.
We're not going to war. You could put Kat Timf in there.

Speaker 29 We're not going to war, supposedly. So it doesn't really matter who's the Secretary of Defense.
Trump is the anti-war candidate. We're not going to war.
I don't know if he'll get confirmed. He might.

Speaker 29 People get worried because he's got the Crusader crosses on the thing. Something's got to keep you getting up in the morning.
And I don't know much about him,

Speaker 29 but a lot of these high-end military guys believe that it's their job to run around the world to make everybody Christian. But we're not doing that.

Speaker 29 So whether he believes that or not, we're not doing it, right? No, I ran.

Speaker 29 We're not going.

Speaker 29 Who's next?

Speaker 29 No. Christy Noam.
Now, this woman killed her dog, right? She shot it in the head or something in North Dakota. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
She shot her dog in the head.

Speaker 29 I think you should be able to kill your animal.

Speaker 29 But I think she killed it. Did she kill it because it was suffering? Is it like the scene in Yellowstone where he breaks the the neck of the...
I hope that's it.

Speaker 29 Puppy killing scandal, cricket. Yeah.

Speaker 29 Noam was using cricket, 14 months old, as a hunting dog, but when cricket got loose, attacked a neighbor's chickens and nipped at Noam, she retrieved him and she decided to take him to a gravel pit and shoot him dead.

Speaker 29 I hated that dog, she wrote.

Speaker 29 She also used the same occasion to shoot a goat that she also didn't like.

Speaker 29 The goat lay there wounded and suffering while she walked back to her truck to reload her gun and returned to finish it off. What is she the secretary?

Speaker 29 What is she secretary of now?

Speaker 29 Homeland Security?

Speaker 29 Well, you know, here's the thing, folks. You know, you want security.

Speaker 29 Listen, if she's willing to do that.

Speaker 29 And by the way, if I'm going to put a positive spin on these, can someone give me money? I'm sitting here again with no money, not a dollar. Putin, I defend him for two years.

Speaker 29 Tim Pool's got a new beanie. I have nothing.
I can't afford any. I'm here in Palm Beach.
No mar-a-lago meetings, nothing. Okay.

Speaker 29 I'm eating out of a. I went to Bobby and Cheryl.
They ordered takeout inside. We're eating out of cardboard in Dr.
Roz's house, which is fine. God bless them.
We wish them well.

Speaker 29 But if I'm going to put a positive spin on some of these cabinet appointments, can I at least get something?

Speaker 29 So, Christy Noam, who likes to shoot the puppies in the head, here's what's good about that. Follow me.

Speaker 29 Homeland security is about securing the homeland. Now that woman felt that that puppy and that goat were threatening her homeland.

Speaker 29 I like the idea that she said, you can't attack the neighbor's chickens.

Speaker 29 I like that idea. I think it's a good idea because it's one thing if it attacked her chickens and she got rid of it.
She's protecting her neighbor's chickens.

Speaker 29 And that's what the Homeland Security director kind of does, right? That's really what it does is you protect the chicken.

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Speaker 29 AMPM, too much good stuff okay cia john ratliff now here's what's interesting about all this cia stuff because they hate trump

Speaker 29 we all know that they don't like trump they don't want a president to conduct their own foreign policy they want to manipulate presidents this is what they do john brennan was incredibly close with barack obama uh that faction of the cia is still alive and well even and here's the thing with cia agents they never leave the cia it's like the mafia

Speaker 29 they're still in rayos talking talking shit. Now, do they have the power they used to? Maybe they do.
Maybe they don't. They think they do.
We don't know. Nobody leaves the CIA.

Speaker 29 You're never not a spook.

Speaker 29 We all think that assassination attempt was

Speaker 29 sus.

Speaker 29 Again, I'm using all the new lingo the kids do because

Speaker 29 I'm genuinely 19 years old right now.

Speaker 29 Now.

Speaker 29 John Ratliff,

Speaker 29 Trump has called him a warrior for truth and honesty. Well, that's good.
Ratliff was also declared as the nation's top spy in May 2020, eight months before Trump left off. So this guy,

Speaker 29 this is a qualified guy.

Speaker 29 The CIA is like,

Speaker 29 it's got its tentacles into all different types of industries. And I'm not saying that in a paranoid way.

Speaker 29 I'm saying that it is a well-known and established fact that the intelligence community in America is incredibly powerful.

Speaker 29 And it just has been forever since Alan Dulles set it up, since the OSS became the CIA. And the FBI is very powerful.

Speaker 29 The CIA is powerful and the NSA is listening to this podcast right now and hopefully enjoying it.

Speaker 29 But

Speaker 29 all of these, this labyrinth of intelligence agencies, there's different factions in all of them. There are people that are pro-Trump.
There are people that are anti-Trump.

Speaker 29 There's people that think we need more interventionism in the world. There's people that think we need less interventionism in the world.
But But the overwhelming,

Speaker 29 the overwhelming majority of Intel people at the higher level seem to not like Donald Trump. And they're certainly not rejoicing at the fact that he got elected again.

Speaker 29 People like James Clapper, John Brennan, all these guys. And we've talked about it on the show before.
They are Obama appointees. They have a certain worldview.
They are Clinton people.

Speaker 29 They're Obama people. They do not like Donald Trump.
Now, how far are they willing to go? We don't know. We don't know.

Speaker 29 We don't know. What we are saying is that's going to be a sticky situation, perhaps.
An intelligence war if Trump gets elected? Are they going to go purge the people in intelligence who...

Speaker 29 Now, the people in intelligence are going to lie. They're going to go, we love you.
And they're going to put the MAGA hat on. But we know.
that they might not necessarily love the agenda.

Speaker 29 And you don't have to love the agenda, but are they actively working against the president? Are they actively working against his administration?

Speaker 29 These people are all very good at what they do, which is skullduggery, treachery. It's what gets them off.
It's fun. If Army Hammer wasn't doing his thing, that's the other option.

Speaker 29 You're either a high-level actor, you go to the CIA.

Speaker 29 That's really it.

Speaker 29 You are a high-level actor, or you go to the CIA, meaning like

Speaker 29 you just, somebody gives you a role to play. You're either doing it on Netflix or you're doing it, you know, in Moscow or something.

Speaker 29 So that's going to be interesting. Another director of intelligence, Tulsi Gabbard, who I did not have on my podcast, and

Speaker 29 I am now going to pay for that probably.

Speaker 29 Give me six months. Let me get in shape in six.
Put me in there for six. Put me in the hole.
Put me in the hole for six.

Speaker 29 No, I'm kidding. I'm going to respond and go, sorry just saw this, hun.
She's the director of National Intelligence Time. Hun, sorry, just saw this.

Speaker 29 Madam Director, I'll respond like that. Let me respond like that.
Madam Director, Madame, Madam, Madam Director, it is Tim Dylan and I am sorry I just saw this message

Speaker 29 about promoting your book, which I find very fascinating about.

Speaker 29 Well, she's into the Hawaii, right? That's her whole thing. Aloha, the concept of aloha.
She said aloha, Tim, Tim in the message to you. She said aloha Tim.
Well, I like that. What is that aloha?

Speaker 29 Because it can mean anything, right? It's aloha, goodbye, peace, shalom, the whole thing. But I like her because she's not into these wars,

Speaker 29 you know?

Speaker 29 Lee Zeldon, this freak, he ran against Kathy Hochrell and lost, but I'm sure he's a good person. I don't know anything about him.
Lee Zeldon, the former congressman from Long Island.

Speaker 29 Let me tell you right now, folks, I have always said that Long Island, New York produces the most capable, competent, honest, and honorable people.

Speaker 29 He voted against clean water legislation at least a dozen times

Speaker 29 and clean air legislation at least half a dozen times. Well, how about this? Can we say this?

Speaker 29 He likes air more than water.

Speaker 29 By a considerable margin, about 50%.

Speaker 29 But a lot of these legislations, they say it's for clean water, but then, you know what I mean? Is it really?

Speaker 29 Is it really clean water?

Speaker 29 There's a lot of stuff going on, truly.

Speaker 29 It's easy to say you voted against the Clean Air Act,

Speaker 29 but what is that act? Like, that's the whole thing. You'd have to dig into that because here's the deal.

Speaker 29 All of the stuff that they're offloading on people for the, you know, when they took over the Green New Deal or they took about environmentalism, a lot of the burden for that is shouldered by lower middle class people.

Speaker 29 Congestion pricing hits people that take Ubers to work, that have no money.

Speaker 29 Raising the price of gas hurts middle class people.

Speaker 29 We don't see millionaires and billionaires making huge sacrifices for the planet.

Speaker 29 If we did, it might be easier to get more people on board with the idea that we should have a cleaner, more energy-efficient society.

Speaker 29 But we see a lot of that burden being shouldered noticeably by lower and middle income people.

Speaker 29 And I think that that's the problem with a lot of this environmental stuff that they do, which I don't, I'm not against, by the way. I want, you know, here's a great thing about RFK.

Speaker 29 He was an environmentalist for his whole life. And he said, I went to people, I didn't use the word global warming because it was politically reactive.

Speaker 29 He said, I went to hunters, I went to fishermen, and I said, do you want clean rivers? Do you want clean forests? Do you want healthy animal populations? populations and they all said yes

Speaker 29 so he was able to pivot the conversation away from just hey here's this politically divisive issue we can fight about he was able to he was able to reframe it as hey here are things we should all care about and that affect you and your daily life you know

Speaker 29 so lee zeldon

Speaker 29 We got to get to know Lee. And what's Lee up to? What are they doing with him? EPA.
EPA. Environmental Protection Agency.
Well, you know where he stands.

Speaker 29 We can't get too nuts with protecting the environment. We have to ride the line.

Speaker 29 I'm telling you, I know that that sounds crazy, but

Speaker 29 if you're going to protect the environment at the expense of people's lives,

Speaker 29 it'll never work.

Speaker 29 Worrying about the environment, there's a luxury to that.

Speaker 29 And I know that people are getting mad at me now and they think it's ridiculous that I'm even saying this, but there's a luxury to being able to worry about if you do not have food, if your kids do not have clothes, if you cannot afford things, if you are out of work, or if you are working multiple jobs and you can barely, you barely have the time to try to be a parent to your children, your first thought is not the environment.

Speaker 29 It's true. So the material considerations of people's lives are incredibly important.
And it doesn't, you know, it doesn't mean that it obviously is worthwhile to protect the environment.

Speaker 29 And I, but you have to sell it. Everything in America has to be sold.
We just talked about this on the Patreon with Ray. You got to sell to people.
You got to sell them the car.

Speaker 29 You can't just go, look, it's a car. You need a car.
There's a lot of things for people to care about. Okay.

Speaker 29 You got to sell them the idea that the environment matters to them. Sell it to them.

Speaker 29 This idea that you don't have to sell things to people anymore and that you're just going to sit there like a member of the Brahmin class, a priest, and people are going to come to you and ask to be absolved for their sins, which is what the modern Democratic Party is.

Speaker 29 It's become this thing where you're supposed to get absolved for your sins. I'm sorry I didn't care about the people.
I'm sorry I didn't care about the environment. Absolve me.
Tell me what to do.

Speaker 29 The holy water, anoint me, and then send me into the end. Tell me what to do.
I'll vote for whoever.

Speaker 29 Elise Stefanik, who Trump once said was dressed like a couch, which I thought was very funny. He said that to someone.
She is going to work at the UN.

Speaker 29 And now let's even, let's not lose too much time with her because we want to get to RFK, who I am excited about. We should be excited about him.

Speaker 29 You all should be.

Speaker 29 This guy is going to try.

Speaker 29 This is his passion.

Speaker 29 He wants, he wants to make you healthier.

Speaker 29 I don't know if it's going to work.

Speaker 29 I don't know. I'm unaware.

Speaker 29 I think it's going to be harder for him to make, to clean out

Speaker 29 these health agencies.

Speaker 29 I think it'll be harder for him to do that than it will be with the CIA. I think Nestle is more powerful than the CIA.

Speaker 29 I believe that. I believe these corporations

Speaker 29 are so

Speaker 29 deeply entrenched

Speaker 29 that whatever he's going to do is is going to be very difficult because I think he's going to come out swinging.

Speaker 29 And I've been very clear about my want and desire for him to ban

Speaker 29 things.

Speaker 29 Ban the McGriddle. Ban things.

Speaker 29 Don't give, you had the McMuffin, you had the biscuit. Then you go, let's put it on two

Speaker 29 Two little hot cakes where they have exploding syrup pellets in them. So when you eat them, the syrup, we can't do it.
You got to ban stuff. Ban the brown sugar oatmeal.

Speaker 29 No one's buying the regular oatmeal if the brown sugar is there. Ban the variety pack that has apples and cinnamon, brown sugar, and then the peaches and cream.

Speaker 29 RFK said you're either giving KFC or Big Macs. That's when you're lucky.
And the rest of the stuff I kind of consider, I kind of consider inedible.

Speaker 29 But Trump runs on this stuff and he does well with it.

Speaker 29 RFK better not try to take the Big Mac out of Trump's hand. He'll be out of there.

Speaker 29 He will be out of there. But I'm telling you right now, RFK is going to have to ban,

Speaker 29 get into the school lunches,

Speaker 29 and

Speaker 29 start really working and changing the habits of the children young.

Speaker 29 Obesity map map reveals states RFK Jr. might

Speaker 29 target first. They got a fat map here,

Speaker 29 and he's coming. Do you understand this? Get the fat map up.

Speaker 29 What are our fattest states? Louisiana, Arkansas, Alabama, Mississippi, Oklahoma, West Virginia, Iowa. RFK is going to go on a tour of our fattest states.

Speaker 29 And he's going to go on a tour, and he's going to tell people

Speaker 29 it's enough. It's over.

Speaker 29 It's over.

Speaker 29 He's going to take it. There should be a press photo of him taking

Speaker 29 something out of someone's hand. Just a 400-pound woman standing there in Alabama.
And he takes a biscuit right out of her hand. And the headline is: it's over.

Speaker 29 It's over now.

Speaker 29 He's got to get tough. We cannot, I'm telling you,

Speaker 29 he hot, you want to talk about a dictatorship.

Speaker 29 The one area that we really need fascism in this country is food.

Speaker 29 Shut it down. Taco Bell closes at 11 now.

Speaker 29 How about that?

Speaker 29 Fascism food. We need it.

Speaker 29 Me and Ray used to drive through Taco Bell at 1.45 and get the Baja chicken gordita. Bring it back, cowards.
We would get, I would get a

Speaker 29 Mexican pizza. I would get a little, and then I would get

Speaker 29 a supreme cheese pizza with the sauce. And I would dunk it in the tomato sauce and eat the cheese pizza.
And then after that, you would eat the Baja Gordita, which was kind of zesty and spicy.

Speaker 29 Shut it down.

Speaker 29 And I would do this at 2 a.m.

Speaker 29 You have to shut it down. If this man does not do that, we are doomed.
He has to stop it.

Speaker 29 Shame the people. Shame me.

Speaker 29 Don't give me the option. Don't give my friends the option.
Don't give any American the option at 2 o'clock in the morning. We've got to get used to less freedom with this.
I'm telling you.

Speaker 29 You might not like this. You might be going, well, this isn't really where Tim Dylan usually is.

Speaker 29 I'm telling you right now, if he does not get in, he's got to go into Jimmy Dean with the military and go, you can't

Speaker 29 feed these little maple sausage biscuits to people

Speaker 29 in the mornings. They're dying.
You're killing people. Got to say that to Jimmy Dean.
You're killing people with your little breakfast sandwiches. And your little frozen bread.

Speaker 29 There's a whole genre now of people on the internet who are killing and poisoning their own children in front of you.

Speaker 29 They take processed food, they buy it like Costco or BJ's, and then they make it in front of you on that black stone they have. All these animals have black stones now.

Speaker 29 They're all, that's for a fucking diner. You're not supposed to have that.
Will you make hash browns with the thing? People are buying commercial food.

Speaker 29 They're going to restaurant supply stores. They're buying commercial food.
And then in their houses, they're cooking it like they're a short order cook at the diner. They're cracking 19 eggs.

Speaker 29 They got the hash browns going. You see this on Instagram.
They're chopping it up. They think they're Benny Hana.
They, they, they have, they have, they make pancakes.

Speaker 29 They have a pancake batter in like a squeezy bottle, and they make like 40 pancakes on the Blackstone. And then all of their obese children crawl out of like a tub, a pit, and then they feed them.

Speaker 29 And then they feed these little pigs. They crawl out of this pit, and all the comments are, stop doing, why are you doing this? Why don't you give your children better food?

Speaker 29 And it's a fat woman who's like, you don't like what I feed my kids? Fuck you.

Speaker 29 This is the whole dynamic of the internet now. People go eat at gas stations and

Speaker 29 then they're like, There's this British guy who's like, oh, I'm at a gas station. So I stopped in, I stopped in Ternando's.

Speaker 29 i went to gregg's and i got a corned beef pasty can we play a little corey's world please play a little corey's world charlian

Speaker 29 charlian

Speaker 29 corey's world on tick tock get army hammer out of here he's hot we're not we're not we've moved on we're in another segment

Speaker 29 corey's world on tick deck now i don't begrudge him these people are getting paid To eat. Had I known, I could have done this years ago.
This is not him on TikTok, Corey's Corey's World. He's British.

Speaker 29 And he's got four friends. And they're all behemoths.
And they go to different gas stations and grocery stores in Britain. And they eat the food.
And then they put it on TikTok.

Speaker 29 And they're earning money doing this.

Speaker 29 There it is.

Speaker 29 Play chippy tea. Play chippy tea.

Speaker 33 Chippy tea.

Speaker 38 My name's Corey. A mighty of choice tonight is a rissol.

Speaker 38 And I got fish and chips and curry sauce.

Speaker 40 I'm Charlie Ann and I've got grey best,

Speaker 40 salvie, a large sushi and batter and a broken rissole wall. Stunning!

Speaker 29 Stunning!

Speaker 40 Hi, I'm Becky Jones, and I've got a rissol, some mushy peas, a battered sausage, a potato fritter, and some chips and curry on top. I did try a

Speaker 29 savaloy.

Speaker 40 I did try a savaloy. I wasn't that fussed on it, but I'm excited to talk in.

Speaker 40 My name's Leah, and I've got two savaloys because Becky didn't like ear one, so thanks for that. That's all right.
I love a savaloy. Cheesy chips, and I've got a curry sauce.

Speaker 29 All right, get this out of here. Here's my point about all of this, okay?

Speaker 29 These people are famous.

Speaker 29 Remember when we thought it was all kind of silly

Speaker 29 that, like,

Speaker 29 reality stars got famous after they had been on like Survivor, okay? We're all like, or the real housewives, okay?

Speaker 29 People are now famous because they're eating, they're sticking their finger in a jar of mayonnaise and licking it off.

Speaker 29 And people know who they are now. And they, they have fame, which fame is a very destabilizing thing, by the way.
If you're famous on any level for any reason, it's weird.

Speaker 29 Can you imagine how weird it is to be famous for eating gas station sandwiches? Are you the guard that just just doesn't stop eating?

Speaker 29 Yeah, that's me.

Speaker 29 So you're the guy that eats beans every day? Yeah, that's me. That's not supposed to be, this is destabilizing to people.

Speaker 29 It's weird. I'll be in LA and they'll point to some table and they go, that guy's super famous.
And I go, why?

Speaker 29 And they go, he's the biggest travel whatever in the world. He like dives into waterfalls or whatever bullshit thing that people watch, right? Who cares?

Speaker 29 And I go, okay,

Speaker 29 fine,

Speaker 29 whatever.

Speaker 29 And then you'll look up the content. And then some of it's interesting.
Like, oh, this guy's traveling all over the world and him and his chick are hot.

Speaker 29 And they, you know, again, look, we're in the Maldives.

Speaker 29 Do you know what you have to explain now to people?

Speaker 29 That guy's the guy who him and his wife eat at the gas station every day. And they put up videos of themselves choking down egg salad at the gas station.
That's why they're famous. Who is that?

Speaker 29 Do we know them? Are they on a show? No. Have you ever seen the video where the guy drinks gravy?

Speaker 29 That's him and his wife do that. So RFK

Speaker 29 has to come in here and really get serious quickly.

Speaker 29 We have crossed the line here.

Speaker 29 Secretary of the Interior, Doug Bergham, billionaire, North Dakota, fine, boring. He'll do great.
Next guy, Doug Collins, Veterans Affairs. Fine, fine.
Who even cares? It's fine.

Speaker 29 Susie Wiles, Chief of Staff, J.D. Vance, James Blair, Taylor Budovich, Stephen Miller, Dan Scovino, Vivek, Ramaswamy, and Elon Musk, Government Efficiency, or Doge,

Speaker 29 the Department of Government Efficiency.

Speaker 29 Howard Lutnick and Linda McMahon will be the transition officials. Linda McMahon, whose husband, Vince McMahon, of course, is the

Speaker 29 proprietor of the world wrestling. You know, and he's had his issues, of course, recently, right? Right.
Hasn't he had his issues with the, wasn't he accused of human trafficking? Yeah, basically.

Speaker 29 This is the problem, folks.

Speaker 29 Are we all not in some way trafficking humans?

Speaker 29 By the way, that's if I'm Diddy's lawyer. It's the first thing I say.
I go, aren't we all?

Speaker 29 Because people are so stupid now. This is the thing.
You always wonder, you're like, there's less jobs for lawyers now, now, but you are. This is the dumbest the population's ever been.

Speaker 29 So it is kind of an interesting, happy medium. Can you get Diddy off? Maybe.

Speaker 29 You know what I mean? Like, people have never been stupider, and their attention spans have never been shorter. So you'll wonder what you could get away with.

Speaker 29 And I'm not blaming Linda McMahon for her husband's whatever. And I don't even know what he did.

Speaker 29 I watched that documentary. It came out the same day as my show, This Is Your Country, on Netflix, and it helped bury my show because everybody wanted to see that.

Speaker 29 Oh, here we go. Yeah.

Speaker 29 And is this from something

Speaker 29 in May 2020? Grant McMahon and a personal friend of McMahon engaged in a threesome. And at one point, McMahon allegedly defecated upon Grant.

Speaker 29 McMahon temporarily retired to the restroom to clean himself, at which point the threesome continued for an hour and a half, with Grant still covered in McMahon's feces.

Speaker 29 Well,

Speaker 29 does it mean that his wife's not going to be good with the transition?

Speaker 29 Because

Speaker 29 he shit on a guy in a threesome.

Speaker 29 Isn't that what about is him?

Speaker 29 I don't know what what about

Speaker 29 I don't know.

Speaker 29 It's easy to shit yourself, right?

Speaker 29 That's not hard.

Speaker 29 I could see shitting yourself in a threesome.

Speaker 29 And I think, and by the way, this is a political show, but I could see shitting yourself in a threesome. And then also, it's a sign of respect for the person not to remove your shit, right? Yeah.

Speaker 29 Because that's what it really was.

Speaker 29 It continued for an hour and a half with Grant still covered in McMahon's feces.

Speaker 29 That's interesting.

Speaker 29 That's interesting.

Speaker 29 Well, I guess once you get a rhythm going.

Speaker 29 I don't want to, you know, who knows? Let's go back to our, some of our other stories here. This is a.

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Speaker 29 Please get up Lori Lightfoot buying a chicken at Costco. I just want to see it.
I just want to see it because she makes me happy and I miss her.

Speaker 29 Yep. Oh God, I miss her.
I just miss her.

Speaker 29 Get her back in government. Trump put her in.
Trump put her in.

Speaker 29 I know what you're saying. Oh, she's a Democrat.
It doesn't matter. She's fine.
Put her in. What would you make her? Anything, really.
I mean, here's the thing about Lori Lightfoot.

Speaker 29 Whatever you put her near, she's a criminal like everyone else that works in any position of power in this country.

Speaker 29 So Lori Lightfoot will just do what Lori Lightfoot does, which is pursue her own personal interest at the expense of others. You know? One of the greatest things I ever did was when I

Speaker 29 take apart the Lori Lightfoot limo scandal where she,

Speaker 29 you know, ratted on a limo company that

Speaker 29 supposedly wronged her. And then the limo company came back with receipts about how she was a complete liar.
And usually companies rarely do that.

Speaker 29 Usually when you complain about a company, I think she yelped this.

Speaker 29 Usually they respond and go, hey, we're sorry you had that experience. Why don't you call us and we'll go over it? Sorry.
They had the receipts and they came for her.

Speaker 29 And they go, You're lying about everything you said. It was a classic episode, but

Speaker 29 it's good to see her. It's good to see her that she's doing well.
I'd love to see her get involved. I'd love to see her in Washington get involved.

Speaker 29 Gen Z spends more time at home now.

Speaker 29 They are

Speaker 29 the generation that is less likely to go out.

Speaker 29 They are

Speaker 29 enjoying

Speaker 29 hanging out. I forget what they they call them.
I think they call them the Gen Z is the homebody

Speaker 29 generation, according to Bald Appetite magazine.

Speaker 29 Zoomers prefer

Speaker 29 staying at home.

Speaker 29 For Gen Zers who turned 21 during the pandemic shutdown, staying at home became the default social mode as those young adults enter their mid-20s and age when prior generations would have been fully in their club going era.

Speaker 29 They're reckoning with the pandemic's lasting effect on their attitudes towards bars and bars are changing to me. Well, here's, there's two things happening.

Speaker 29 Okay?

Speaker 29 There's two things happening. Number one,

Speaker 29 most of these people have seen their friends go out for years

Speaker 29 drinking, drugging, and having random sex with people. And those friends aren't much happier and they're not in a better financial position.

Speaker 29 And this is where we are turning more to conservatism now because we're not a country designed for balance. And for a long time, the ethos was go out and have fun.

Speaker 29 Party. Life is about having tons of random sex and drinking, drugging.
Go to Austin, eat the burger on the donut. The bun is a donut.
Go eat tacos drunk.

Speaker 29 Go walk around in your sandals in Austin and get drunk.

Speaker 29 You're not a whore. You're having a good time.

Speaker 29 And then, you know, or some

Speaker 29 college frat, bro, don't stop drinking. Just try to like fuck chicks and get fucked up.
Go out with your bro. Like

Speaker 29 that culture of just debauchery, people are looking at it now and going, but to what end? Then what happens? Then I'm in my 30s. I'm single.
I've got no money saved. I have no career.

Speaker 29 I'm living in a city that I can't afford. I'm hanging out with people that, you know, so

Speaker 29 Gen Z is realizing some of this.

Speaker 29 And they're, and they're going,

Speaker 29 if I just

Speaker 29 maybe plan my life differently,

Speaker 29 I might have a better shot. I don't think this is a bad thing.
I know that Bonapete and all these people are like, they're becoming antisocial. Maybe that's the case.

Speaker 29 Maybe there is some need for people to go out to bars and go go out and see people and have friends. We get it.
However,

Speaker 29 thinking strategically

Speaker 29 about your life at a young age is probably not the worst thing.

Speaker 29 The 2000s, the early aughts, the millennials, people drifting around,

Speaker 29 not

Speaker 29 really

Speaker 29 developing meaningful skills,

Speaker 29 you know, being someone's assistant, trying to get some creative, adjacent job, believing that you're going to work at a fashion magazine, like any number of films, thinking that you're going to live this Emily in Paris crap where you think you're not going to Paris and you're not going to be, have a cute cultural moment.

Speaker 29 So here's the reality. Those kids sitting in their houses

Speaker 29 might be smarter

Speaker 29 than us all.

Speaker 29 They might get it. They might go, why am I going to a club, spending my money, getting drunk, going out

Speaker 29 when I should be strategically thinking about my life?

Speaker 29 I mean, that could be what's happening. It's not, you know, there's negatives to that as well.

Speaker 29 You don't want to be a hermit.

Speaker 29 You don't want to be like getting radicalized online and becoming crazy. You don't want to, you know, spend all your time in front of a computer screen.
You want to go out and live.

Speaker 29 But there's other ways to go out and live. You don't have to be at the club every night.
There was this whole thing, when I grew up, the whole point of life is to go to a bar and a club.

Speaker 29 I was obsessed with this bar in Mulcahy's, this dump by the Wanto train station. And I was obsessed with it because

Speaker 29 they would turn your fake IDs. They'd throw them right back to you or they'd keep them and they wouldn't let you in.
Okay.

Speaker 29 And you'd go, fuck, I want to get into Mulcahy's.

Speaker 29 And then finally, you either got a good fake or

Speaker 29 you were allowed into Mulcahy's. And it's just people in their 30s singing journey and being pigs.
And that's all it is. That's all it ever is.

Speaker 29 And yes, you go to better clubs or hotter people and they're whatever.

Speaker 29 You're pumping their fist to Drake. But it's the same thing.
And yes, you should have some fun nights in your life. You should have some.
the fun nights in your life. But,

Speaker 29 you know, how many threesomes where people are defecating on you do you need before you start thinking about you got to pay these bills?

Speaker 29 I mean,

Speaker 29 I'm just saying that this is like presented that it's like a big problem.

Speaker 29 And they're like, why aren't people going out and getting drunk? Why aren't they drinking and getting hammered? This is what they're supposed to do.

Speaker 29 They're supposed to drink and saddle themselves with a lot of debt and then work jobs they hate forever to pay off the debt because they spent a decade of their life getting.

Speaker 29 I'm a junkie. I spent a long time getting fucked up.
I spent an entire era of my life drinking and using drugs. And I have spun that into gold.
You are not going to do that.

Speaker 29 That's not going to happen for you. I'm telling you.
It's me. There's a few people that did it.

Speaker 29 It's me, some people in the music business and that guy who made up, what is that, a million little pieces? The thing with Oprah, he made the whole thing up. Oh, the James Frey? James Fry.

Speaker 29 He made it all up. There's only a few of us working this.

Speaker 29 There's only a few of us with our pussies on this corner. We're working this corner.
Like, it's hard to spend.

Speaker 29 I was 34. I was a tour guy.
It was broke. Okay.

Speaker 29 And from 13 to 25, I spent that entire time drinking, using drugs, destroying my credit, going bankrupt.

Speaker 29 Don't do it.

Speaker 29 I don't advise it. Okay.

Speaker 29 You know, am I now potentially in the conversation with the Under Secretary of Defense? Sure. Yes.
That's interesting.

Speaker 29 It's interesting. But I'm just telling you, you should think more strategically about your life.

Speaker 29 Next week, I'll be back in New York. I've spent some time here in Florida.
I wish everyone well. Go back to that one.
I just want to read that headline: Influencers Drown. Hold on.
Oh, yeah.

Speaker 29 Let me just read that headline. Influencers drowned because they wanted to show bikinis instead of wear life jackets.
This is true. This happened in Brazil.
Yes. Yeah.

Speaker 29 Don't, if you don't know how to swim in the ocean, man, Palm Beach, people are drowning with these riptides. You got to focus.

Speaker 29 And I am not going to save you.

Speaker 29 And I'm a good swimmer, but I am not, if I see you drowning,

Speaker 29 I am not going to save you if you are not Linda McMahon.

Speaker 29 If you are not Linda McMahon, I am not running in that ocean. Not for you.

Speaker 29 Tim DylanComedy.com. We are in Connecticut at, what's that little dump I do there?

Speaker 29 It's a playhouse. What is it? The theater.
It's nice. I don't mean dump.
I mean it's a nice place. Ridgefield.
Ridgefield Playhouse. It's nice.

Speaker 29 The Carnegie Hall of Ridgefield, they call it. It's a school.
It's a little school. Oxnard, God help us.
Levity Live, please. We're announcing a big Canada swing.
Is it up yet? No. No.

Speaker 29 I'll be in Omaha. I'll be in Orlando.
Canada, we've got Calgary, Edmonton, Vancouver, something else. That's coming.
Winnipeg. Winnipeg, that's going to be announced really soon.

Speaker 29 We've got some

Speaker 29 Portland and we've got some Seattle. We've got some things happening.
And we might try to do something with Connecticut. We might throw in a Vermont,

Speaker 29 we don't know, a one-nighter somewhere. I don't know.

Speaker 29 Tim DylanComedy.com, Patreon.com, The Tim Dylan Show. A lot of great content on there right now.

Speaker 29 A lot of stuff that we just uploaded from Palm Beach, kind of reactions to what's happening right now.

Speaker 29 Get excited about it, folks.

Speaker 29 It's going to be okay.

Speaker 29 And even if it's not, it will.

Speaker 29 We are an incredibly tough, strong country.

Speaker 29 And

Speaker 29 what's good about that

Speaker 29 is that every four years there's an election.

Speaker 29 And every four years, everybody gets very upset for a period of days or weeks.

Speaker 29 And

Speaker 29 you just have to

Speaker 29 move on

Speaker 29 and embrace

Speaker 29 a new paradigm where you're going to be healthier, happier, and wealthier. Because Robert F.
Kennedy Jr.

Speaker 29 is going to, we don't need Krispy Kreme. We don't need it.

Speaker 29 We don't need it.

Speaker 29 Here's the other problem, though. Is it bad for the economy if people get healthier? Probably, right?

Speaker 29 There's no way.

Speaker 29 How are we going to have an economy if people get healthy and we stop going to war?

Speaker 29 This is the real question. Someone's got to answer this question.
If we stop killing ourselves and each other, what is left here?

Speaker 29 That's the real

Speaker 29 worry. If we are not poisoning each other and killing everyone all over the place,

Speaker 29 what are we doing? We ain't making art.

Speaker 29 We ain't doing that.

Speaker 29 So

Speaker 29 I hope I don't want to poison each other and I don't want to kill everyone around the world. I want to move to a new thing.
But Musk and these guys might be right.

Speaker 29 We might have to get rid of humanity and all become robots and terraform another planet.

Speaker 29 And if that scares you, then fuck you.

Speaker 29 If you're scared to become a robot and terraform another planet or have your consciousness upload, I don't want to talk to any of you. Don't limit me with your fear.

Speaker 29 Don't limit me with your fear of more of the same old, same old, same old.

Speaker 29 I should have responded and put Tulsa Gabbard on the show, huh?

Speaker 29 Wasn't this,

Speaker 29 but you never know.

Speaker 29 You never know.

Speaker 29 It wouldn't have been great, right?

Speaker 29 She's not going to be great for the hour. Maybe.
We'll have have you now.

Speaker 29 We'll have you now.

Speaker 29 Aloha.

Speaker 29 That's the thing. And here's what she has to understand.
This is what everybody has to understand. The career, you're hot and you're not.

Speaker 29 I've had moments in my career I could not get arrested for it. I mean, people wouldn't give a shit.
I couldn't get a meeting. Then I've had moments where then you get hot.

Speaker 29 So sometimes you're hot and sometimes you're not. Back then, she was not hot.
Now she's hot. Don't take it out on me.
Come in here and enjoy it.

Speaker 29 That's all. I got names.
I have names for her of

Speaker 29 people that need to be watched. That's my,

Speaker 29 I'm going to be giving, and I don't want this to make anyone nervous. I'm going to be giving names to the members of the new government

Speaker 29 of certain executives in the entertainment business that I feel personally need to be watched

Speaker 29 because I don't know how on board they are with America.

Speaker 29 Not threatening anyone. I'm not threatening anyone.
I'm not threatening anyone. What I'm saying is several executives that I've personally had meetings with, I feel

Speaker 29 aren't on board with America and in fact are working against the interests of America.

Speaker 29 Now, maybe I'm wrong about that. And if those executives want to have another meeting with me and clarify what I think is going on, I might not give their name to someone in Palm Beach.

Speaker 29 Do you see?

Speaker 29 This is the new reality. Do you understand this?

Speaker 29 Okay.

Speaker 29 Maybe people don't like it, but this is a new reality. So if you want to call me in and say, hey,

Speaker 29 our mistake,

Speaker 29 I'll take out my little pad and I erase your name and I go, my mistake.

Speaker 29 We all make mistakes.

Speaker 29 Good night.

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