415 - Pizza Hut & Birkin Bags

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Speaker 18 Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the Tim Dylan Show. Drug overdoses are down nationally and officials are wondering what's working.
People cannot afford drugs. It's actually terrible.

Speaker 18 This is actually an indication of how terrible the economy is. People cannot afford the quantities of drugs needed to overdose.

Speaker 18 They have fallen. Overdose deaths have fallen for six months straight.

Speaker 18 Turn me down a little bit.

Speaker 18 I'm a little loud in my headphones. Okay.
Turn me up a little.

Speaker 18 Find a balance. Perfect.
I'll tell you right now, this is not a good indication of the economy. A good economy, people have enough money to buy enough fentanyl to check out.

Speaker 18 If you are sitting there and you can barely, OD,

Speaker 18 if you can barely check out because you've got nothing.

Speaker 18 Coast to coast, major U.S. cities are seeing measurable drops in drug overdose deaths.

Speaker 18 Public health officials welcome the news despite an inability to fully explain the decrease. Nobody has any money.

Speaker 18 Drug overdose deaths fell 12.7%.

Speaker 18 This is the largest recorded reduction in overdose death.

Speaker 18 It's because people don't have any money. They don't have any disposable income.
They're strapped. They're shot.

Speaker 18 They're fucked. If I was running for president right now, I would say my main goal is to get people enough money to overdose in this country the way they were.

Speaker 18 Enough money to die on the street the way they were when things were good.

Speaker 18 This photo of me and my godson is being shared around social media, and it's actually beautiful. This is me and my godson after I bought him a,

Speaker 18 what is that, a Kalishnikov? Kalishnov. Is that what it is? Yep, you got it.
Yeah.

Speaker 18 I'm always correct. That is Yahya Sinwar.
That is actually not me.

Speaker 18 Yaya Sinwar, who has died.

Speaker 18 Is the war over?

Speaker 18 Is the war over now? Does the war end? Does the war end? Will the war end? Can the war end? Can it end? Will it end?

Speaker 18 What's going on with Iran? I think maybe that's the next phase of the war is Iran.

Speaker 18 Iran says it's planning to hold first joint military drills with Saudis in the Red Sea.

Speaker 18 Riyadh has not confirmed it will join the exercises. Saudis are not going to help Iran.

Speaker 18 That's not going to work, Iran. Go to Russia, go to China.

Speaker 18 The Saudis are not going to help.

Speaker 18 I don't know what is going to happen.

Speaker 18 Saudis and Iran have long been rivals in the region who have long backed opposing sides in conflict zones. Severed diplomatic ties in 2016.

Speaker 18 However, Shiite, Muslim-dominated Iran and Sunni-majority, Saudi Arabia resumed relations last year under a surprise China-broker deal. Another example of China

Speaker 18 playing a constructive role in world affairs.

Speaker 18 China, everybody.

Speaker 18 All we hear is how bad China, they're going to kill everybody, and China's making peace deals,

Speaker 18 whereas we either don't have an interest or can't. China's out there building schools in Africa and getting these people together.
I'm sure China has their negatives.

Speaker 18 We all have our negatives, don't we? Don't we all have our negatives? Don't the best people have a dark side? China has a dark side. China has a dark side.

Speaker 18 But it doesn't matter when you see them do something good. When China does something good, we should say, good for you, China.
Thank you, China. Thank you, China.

Speaker 18 We shouldn't always be focusing on the internment camps they put those Uyghurs in or whatever. That's always negative.
I don't like that.

Speaker 18 It's like when your friend marries a girl and you bring up that she was a big whore or something. It's like, enough.
People change and grow. I think they're still in those internment camps.

Speaker 18 I don't really know. It's not my business.
Pizza Hut offers to print resumes on boxes and deliver to employers. I like this.
We know Pizza Hut. We love Pizza Hut.

Speaker 18 We're not going to play the video we made about Pizza Hut because we were almost sued by the good people at Yum Brands.

Speaker 18 But Pizza Hut aims to support your job search with the launch of Res Z Aims,

Speaker 18 a pizza box that doubles as a resume.

Speaker 18 Now, if you want bleaker news than this, I cannot help you. This is the bleakest article of all the articles.
We have articles about airstrikes burning people alive.

Speaker 18 We have articles about couples killing each other. We have articles about all the things they're doing in Florida.

Speaker 18 And yet, nothing, nothing is as bleak as this article where Pizza Hut is trying to help people get work.

Speaker 18 Okay? Listen to this.

Speaker 18 Today, Pizza Hut is launching resiames. Resumes.

Speaker 19 Wait. It's like a pun, like resumes.

Speaker 19 Resumes.

Speaker 18 Oh, okay. Oh, sorry.
Yeah, that makes sense. Resumes.

Speaker 18 Yeah, I was like, what is that? Okay, resum, but they're not spelling it. Okay.
Gotcha.

Speaker 18 Okay.

Speaker 18 There's no way anyone participating in this program is pronouncing it correctly. They're all pronouncing it like I am.

Speaker 18 Today, Pizza Hut is launching Resumes, a new offering aimed to help professionals stand out in today's competitive job market by delivering their resumes to prospective employers in a way that is sure to turn heads via Pizza Hut's iconic pizza boxes.

Speaker 18 75% of resumes are never read,

Speaker 18 but an office pizza is hard to ignore.

Speaker 18 Amid the time of year coin September surge, where there is a notable increase in job opportunities across industries at the start of quarter four, Pizza Hut is leveraging what it does best, deliver hot, ready-to-eat pizza to help job seekers grab the attention of employers and deliciously differentiate themselves in a crowded job market.

Speaker 18 Can you imagine if this is your Hail Mary? Can you imagine if this is it? Can you, let me tell you how bad it is. You have a chair, you have a rope, and the rope is already tied to the beam.

Speaker 18 You have tested the beam and you know it can hold your weight. You are sitting there and you are saying, fuck it.
One last shot, one last Hail Mary to land a fucking job.

Speaker 18 I'm going to send a greasy, disgusting Pizza Hut pizza with my hot resume in it. The resume is going to come out hot, smelling like garlic, probably smudge, like the ink is going to be all smudged.

Speaker 18 Okay.

Speaker 18 This is the bleakest thing I maybe have ever read on this show.

Speaker 18 And all I've done for the last eight years is read the bleakest, worst news, you know, throw the baby in a volcano, whatever else everyone's doing out there.

Speaker 18 Resumes allows job applicants in the toughest job market, New York City, to stand out like never before. I mean, can you imagine this?

Speaker 18 This piping hot resume will be almost impossible to ignore. We know finding a job can be daunting, especially during this key hiring season.
So we wanted to lend a hand to our job seeking customers.

Speaker 18 So Pizza Hut is struggling so much as a brand that this is how bad they are doing, by the way. And this should not be over, you know, like we cannot overstate how terrible Pizza Hut is doing.

Speaker 18 That this crack scheme, okay,

Speaker 18 to deliver resumes to companies

Speaker 18 by combining pizza, iconic pizza boxes with job seekers resumes. We were hoping to help resumes trump up the same excitement as Office Pizza and help applicants make first of all.

Speaker 18 Do you even get a pizza?

Speaker 19 Um, here, let's find out.

Speaker 18 Do you even get a goddamn? Because by the way, if you delivered something that wasn't a pizza with a resume in it, I mean, I would,

Speaker 18 that's like you would go insane. And now they're out of it.
We just clicked on it on the, and they're out of it oh man oh so they must have been selling

Speaker 18 i'll check on uh x

Speaker 18 can you imagine we got john's name in a pizza box five years ago and now he's the cfo of this company john delivered his resume to us in a pizza box right before hanging himself

Speaker 18 He was standing on the chair when we called him.

Speaker 18 I mean, this is the worst. I've never heard of a worse idea.
Oh, yeah, he came with a pizza. Yep.
There you go.

Speaker 18 Here you go. Can you imagine someone chewing when they call you and tell you they're not interested, by the way?

Speaker 18 Someone who caught like they're chewing and they go, by the way,

Speaker 18 we're not really looking for anyone at this time, but thank you for the pizza, you dunce. Thanks for the pizza, you loser, you complete zero.

Speaker 18 Thanks for this hot, delicious pizza. We do not need you.
We're not interested at this time.

Speaker 18 We're not in the market for you, scum. But thanks for this pizza.
Who pays for the pizza? The unemployed loser? Yeah.

Speaker 18 So the unemployed loser has to pay for the pizza given to the corporation that doesn't want him.

Speaker 18 So you're bribing a corporation by sending them a pizza. They don't even want you.
You're not even going to hear. You're just going to send pizzas all around New York and no one's even going to,

Speaker 18 it's never going to work. This doesn't work.
This is not a movie. This is like that movie when Richard Gere and Julia Roberts, you know, pretty woman.
Oh, the hooker is so clean cut and sweet. And

Speaker 18 the business guy, it doesn't work. This is like a 90s movie.
It's an early 2000s rom-com where you deliver a pizza and you get a job. That's not what happens.

Speaker 18 Some fat secretary is going to eat the pizza. Your resume is going in the trash.
This isn't it.

Speaker 18 Stop thinking like everything's this whimsical way it's going to happen. It's not a whimsical thing, this world.

Speaker 18 When I grew up,

Speaker 18 everybody believed everything was whimsy and whimsical. I'm going to propose.
I'm going to put the ring in the cake and my girlfriend's going to notice it. She's going to take a bite of the cake.

Speaker 18 It's whimsical. It's imprinted on our minds because we've watched so many movies where we go, you know what? I just need to do something unique and fun and silly to make me stand out.

Speaker 18 It's not a bad job market. I'm just not creative enough.
What if I sent him a griddle with my resume as the wrapping around it? Then I'd get a job. That's not the way it works.

Speaker 18 That's not going to help you.

Speaker 18 You have to figure out something. I'm sorry to be the bearer of bad news here.
You're going to have to figure out something else. You're not going to fast food trick your way into employment.
Sorry.

Speaker 18 Sorry, sending a box of raising canes

Speaker 18 over to the local bank and maybe they need a teller is not going to work.

Speaker 18 Sorry, guys.

Speaker 18 I spelled my name in French fries.

Speaker 18 I would like to meet the one. And who is this?

Speaker 18 If this, by the way, if this has worked for one person, I will give you $1,000.

Speaker 18 If If this has what, if you can prove to me, Tim Dylan, I don't even know what's the email. Are we just going to get spam emails if we give the email out? Yeah, we shouldn't.

Speaker 18 Well, we could. I mean, it's a,

Speaker 18 yeah, but it's just, there's going to be a thousand email. Like, if you can prove this works,

Speaker 18 I'll give you $1,000 and I'll interview you on the show, but

Speaker 18 it's not going to ever work. If this has worked for one person, I'll give you $1,000.

Speaker 18 If you can prove that sending a pizza with your resume on it it got you the job, I will give you $1,000.

Speaker 18 Where should they hit us up?

Speaker 19 TD Show Ops.

Speaker 18 Is that okay? Yeah. TD Show Ops at Gmail.
Yep. TD S H O W O P S at Gmail.
Yep.

Speaker 18 But don't waste our time. And I know you're going to send a bunch of shit.
That's fine. I don't care.
But if you want $1,000,

Speaker 18 you have to prove

Speaker 18 this worked for you.

Speaker 18 $1,000. This is not any type of...
We're going to investigate. Now, you might not even want us to because you might not want the company to know you listen to this show, depending on where you work.

Speaker 18 I don't know.

Speaker 18 But we are going to investigate with pizza, with the company, with you. And if this works and everyone's proud of it, I give you $1,000.

Speaker 18 You will get $1,000.

Speaker 18 But this has not worked. Why is everyone hating on this? Yaya Sinwar's wife.
She's got a $32,000 Birken bag. I think it's nice.
Shout out to Burke.

Speaker 18 She's got a nice Burke. Is that the ostrich?

Speaker 18 Birkins go way up, by the way. 32 is not even the highest end.
You know, they're a Birken bags for 80, 90.

Speaker 18 Rare Birkins can go up.

Speaker 18 32 is a mid-level Birkin. If that, yeah, maybe entry level.

Speaker 18 Entry level is probably about 19 or 20, but 32 is not. I mean, it looks very much like a black, a basic black Birkin in the Hamas tunnel.
I'm not super impressed.

Speaker 18 But by the way,

Speaker 18 why shouldn't... Here's a great question, by the way.
Here's a moral question.

Speaker 18 Why shouldn't

Speaker 18 this woman have a Birkin?

Speaker 18 Why shouldn't a terrorist have a Birkin? Well, she's a terrorist. Okay.

Speaker 18 She's got a Birkin.

Speaker 18 What do you want her to have?

Speaker 18 What is she? Tori Burks.

Speaker 18 Right.

Speaker 18 But what is the point here? What is that? Like, I don't understand this.

Speaker 18 Is this the terrorists are being irresponsible with their money narrative that Israel keeps trying to get everybody going on?

Speaker 18 Well, do you know how much the sweets of the Qatar four seasons cost? I don't know. Aren't what?

Speaker 18 I don't understand.

Speaker 18 Wait, this is why I'm...

Speaker 18 Wait a minute.

Speaker 18 Hold on

Speaker 18 they're terrorists right so hamas a terrorist group that's the whole point now whether you agree with their aims or not

Speaker 18 whatever their whole thing is like they're they they they try to get stuff going

Speaker 18 that's that's what they try to do i'm not saying it's good follow me here follow me

Speaker 18 they're trying to get stuff going Hamas. That's a, you know, that's a, it's a very,

Speaker 18 that's a, it's a way to say it. Is it the the best way to say it? But they're trying to get stuff going.

Speaker 18 Where are they going to stay? Where are they going to stay? Like, what are they going to have?

Speaker 18 They're not paragons of morality. They're going to have to burke.
They're going to get a burke in.

Speaker 18 Do you know how much she must nag this man about living in the, going in and out of the tunnel and how hard it is?

Speaker 18 This woman

Speaker 18 was living in the four seasons, but think about this because it's about the family. She's living in the four seasons as a guitar.
She probably doesn't know they're going to do this whole thing.

Speaker 18 She might. She might.
She's like Carmela Soprano. She doesn't know.
She doesn't know.

Speaker 18 She just wants to get a shorehouse. She just wants to get a shorehouse.
Okay. I watched that episode of White Caps.
God, I love the Sopranos.

Speaker 18 So this woman, I don't know her name, but what's her name? Do we know her name? I love people's names. Names matter.

Speaker 18 They just call her the wife. I know.
They're not huge on the rights over there for these ladies.

Speaker 18 Okay, so the wife.

Speaker 18 The wife, the old ball and chain, is probably like we were in the four

Speaker 18 seasons.

Speaker 18 I was waking up every day to fluffy eggs.

Speaker 18 Now we're running around the tunnel.

Speaker 18 They're going to kill us. We're going to, you know,

Speaker 18 you know what. What quiets her down is a Birkin.

Speaker 18 Honey, don't worry about it. We have everything under control.
Let me come. Come here.
Look at the little. Take a little.
Look at the gift. You heard Birkenberg, like Kardashian? It's for you.

Speaker 18 That's my best sinoir. I don't really know, you know how to do Yahya Sinoir.

Speaker 18 But it's the same. These are families like anyone else.
Yes, of course, people, we disagree with the things that they do.

Speaker 18 But it's a family. She is needling him.

Speaker 18 You think it's easy to be the head of Hamas?

Speaker 18 But it's not. I'm not, can I make a point?

Speaker 18 It's not your wife, the wife is not always on, she's not always,

Speaker 18 her name is Samar Muhammad Abu Zamar.

Speaker 18 She's probably not always on the same page with him.

Speaker 18 You have to give the women little trinkets and things. This is not new.

Speaker 18 This is not new.

Speaker 18 She's barking. She's angry.
She's in the tunnel. There's no woman that's happy in the tunnel.

Speaker 18 She's not thrilled in the tunnel.

Speaker 18 I wouldn't be thrilled in the tunnel.

Speaker 18 So she's in there with the Burke, and you know he said, take your bag in there.

Speaker 18 Take your bag.

Speaker 18 Because when we win, because he's got to pretend that's going to happen,

Speaker 18 even though they're kind of outmatched. When we win,

Speaker 18 I want you to remember good things. Take your Birkin in the tunnel because when we win, we're going to come out in a Birkin and then they go to heaven and get 7,000 Birkins or whatever.

Speaker 18 I don't know what he's telling her. I don't know what their version of the Virgins is, women.
Maybe it's Birkins. The men get virgins, they get Birkins.

Speaker 18 This is highly, highly

Speaker 18 intellectual comedy.

Speaker 18 I don't know. All I'm saying is that I find it odd that I'm supposed to get angry at the financial decisions that people in Hamas make.

Speaker 18 I don't understand that, that I'm supposed to be angry that she's got a Birkin.

Speaker 18 I don't get it.

Speaker 18 Okay, I don't want to go through the whole doctrine of the Islam. I appreciate it, but thank you.

Speaker 18 I think

Speaker 18 this woman has every right

Speaker 18 to have a Birken bag

Speaker 18 in her life.

Speaker 18 It's not

Speaker 18 like

Speaker 18 I understand what they're trying to say. People are pointing this out and they're going, well,

Speaker 18 shouldn't they be, instead of taking this money and getting her a Birken bag, shouldn't they be feeding the people? You could make that point about anyone with a Birken bag.

Speaker 18 That point could be made about literally anyone with a Birkin bag. Literally anyone.

Speaker 18 Anyone, whether it's the real housewives of Hamas or some bitch on Madison Avenue or in Beverly Hills or in Aspen or wherever.

Speaker 18 I don't think the biggest problem with Hamas is that the guy's wife has a Birkin.

Speaker 18 It's just an odd framing of an issue. Can you believe she has a Birken? They stay at the four seasons.

Speaker 18 I think it's a mid-level Birkin. It's, what is it, a Birkin 40? Yeah.

Speaker 18 32K. Yeah, it's not the highest.
The ostrich Birkin is nicer. I think the alligator Birkin.

Speaker 18 That's fine. Yeah.

Speaker 18 But I just, I'm just saying this, this, this new thing that we're all doing where like we have to judge the spending of people to pee like

Speaker 18 what do i you're gonna bomb them and kill them so what does it matter what they have

Speaker 18 what does it matter what they have by the way it's crazy do you know one of them at rolex what is this ma where is this now going

Speaker 18 We're auditing Hamas?

Speaker 18 Well, they don't spend the money. They're not spending the money in the right way.

Speaker 18 What is this? What are we doing?

Speaker 18 You killed both. Aren't they all dead? You're killing everyone over there.
I just don't understand.

Speaker 18 It's like an odd, it's a very strange thing that like the last couple of days and weeks, I've seen like this

Speaker 18 weird, strange.

Speaker 18 Well, can you believe what they spend their money on over there? What?

Speaker 18 Wait, wait, what?

Speaker 18 What?

Speaker 18 I don't understand. Oh, so that's why they're bad.
What about the whole October set? You had me sold that they weren't great with the whole, what they did on October 7th.

Speaker 18 It doesn't matter that they have a Birkin. It certainly doesn't matter that they have a Birkin bag.
That's not the issue.

Speaker 18 If you're going to say that they should be spending their money and not living in the lap of luxury and helping their people, you could make that case against most leaders in the world.

Speaker 18 including people that live in this country. You could easily make that case to a lot of people here.

Speaker 18 It's like this thing they do. Remember, they did this,

Speaker 18 who was the guy that

Speaker 18 in Russia, Navalny, Navalny made that. You know, I've had friends say to me, I've had friend, these are smart people.

Speaker 18 The corruption, they say this, they say this with a straight face. They say it with a straight face.
They go, we're having dinner, little dinner.

Speaker 18 I'm usually having a protein and a salad, a little dinner. A lot of them are doing other things.
And I go, listen, they go, the corruption in Russia is insane. I go, do tell.

Speaker 18 Do tell.

Speaker 18 And they go, you got to see. Navalny, he did these YouTube videos about all of the houses that all the government officials own.
I said, wow, that sounds crazy. Get in the car.
Get in the car.

Speaker 18 I'll leave the money for the bill. Get in the car.

Speaker 18 I'm Navalny and we're going on a tour. I know.
It's in the nuts. So you're telling me Putin's cronies all have big houses? Get in the car.

Speaker 18 Get in the car. I'm going to blow your mind.
I'm going to blow your mind.

Speaker 18 We have a lot of beautiful homes here, and you're never going to guess who owns them. So what I mean to say is I'm not drawing them off.
Oh, you're doing moral equivalency. Is that what you're doing?

Speaker 18 You're doing moral equivalency. You're a statement that we're Hamas.
That's what you're saying. Do you know what would happen to you if you lived in Gaza? Yeah, I'd be in Hamas and I'd be good at it.

Speaker 18 No,

Speaker 18 no. Do you know what would happen to gay people in God? Do you know what happens to gay people? I don't.
I don't go there. I'm sorry.

Speaker 18 Do you know what I mean? I'm not saying Hamas is good or this is a good way to govern.

Speaker 18 I'm saying if you want to make this an argument about that they're irresponsible with the funds, that to me does not seem to be the argument.

Speaker 18 The argument is they committed an act of war and aggression against

Speaker 18 people.

Speaker 18 That's the argument.

Speaker 18 See that ends there. Now, is the response proportionate? Not exactly.
Not exactly. But

Speaker 18 that's the argument. They committed an act of violent aggression and war.
It's true.

Speaker 18 The argument is not this bitch has got a Birkin and this one's got a Rolex and this one's got a fucking Hermes scarf. That's not it.
That's not it.

Speaker 18 The argument is not Putin's cronies have big, has a Dasha and Sochi. It's not the argument.
It's not the argument. Dummy, dummies.

Speaker 18 If you want to go to war with Russia, great. There's probably lots of reasons in your head you can justify going to war with any country.
And make it up. Iran, there's a big threat to America.

Speaker 18 It's Iran. This is the big thing that Iran,

Speaker 18 we got to do something about Iran. What? What?

Speaker 18 Russia is more of a threat than Iran, and they're not a threat. Well, Iran says death to America all the time.
Everyone says death to everyone. It doesn't matter.
What are are they going to do?

Speaker 18 What is Iran going to do? Invade America?

Speaker 18 Is that what you see happening?

Speaker 18 Iran has just landed in Colorado. The slopes are closed.
Like, can we get serious here?

Speaker 18 We have a dearth of serious people in the country. Can anyone be serious for minutes? I'm not asking for an hour, minutes.

Speaker 18 She's got a Birken bag.

Speaker 18 It's 32,000. Shouldn't they have built a water treatment facility instead of living in luxury and Qatar? Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Speaker 18 And they should have done it in Flint, Michigan. It's not the point.
Don't go down this road. Boy, is that a bad road? Boy, is that not the road, huh? Not the road.

Speaker 18 Well, Putin's friends have big houses because they get government contracts and they're because it's corrupt and they have big houses.

Speaker 18 Okay, but the 10 wealthiest counties in America are the ones clustered around D.C.

Speaker 18 Huh, why is that?

Speaker 18 We're different.

Speaker 18 Okay.

Speaker 18 I get it. It's a better count.
We like it here better. I like it here better.
I don't want to live in Russia. I don't want to live in Gaza.
You got me.

Speaker 18 You got me, intellectual giants

Speaker 18 who would debate me. You've won.
Correct. I do not want to live.
In fact, here's how much I don't like those countries. I don't want our military there.
And I'm not even in it.

Speaker 18 I'm not even in the military and I don't want them to go. Isn't that interesting how that works? Just because I don't like it,

Speaker 18 I don't like it so much. I don't want anyone going.

Speaker 18 Huh.

Speaker 18 Getting people to get pumped up about Iran is hilarious. It's like my favorite thing now is that

Speaker 18 it lies dormant in people, this need for like this enemy and the war and everything. And

Speaker 18 so apparently, after what, we have a few months of overdose deaths being down, now we need to go fight Iran.

Speaker 18 Sidney Sweeney says her pursuit of fame likely caused her parents' divorce. You and me both, sister.

Speaker 18 The 27-year-old actress speaking with glamour as part of its Women of the Year. And by the way, can we get rid of that?

Speaker 18 Woman of the Year 2024 coverage detailed the difficult timeframe after our family relocated from Washington to be closer to Southern California with with their parents divorcing and going through a bankruptcy filing.

Speaker 18 In 2016, I knew I could never actually fail because, I mean, on a very broad scale, my family did lose everything. They did get a divorce.

Speaker 18 Whether or not that was part of coming here, it definitely was a catalyst for it. So I knew I had to succeed in some capacity so that it wasn't for nothing.

Speaker 18 What?

Speaker 18 I mean, what is happening?

Speaker 18 She said they asked her questions, such as when are you going to come home and stop dragging your family to a hell-ridden city? Correct about that.

Speaker 18 When are you going to stop breaking your family apart and wasting all their money and just go get a real job and have a real life?

Speaker 18 I don't understand.

Speaker 18 Wasn't she an adult when this happened? Yeah. So why are they following her to California?

Speaker 19 Well, when she was really young,

Speaker 19 they were driving her like 38-hour round trips from

Speaker 19 the Washington-Idaho border.

Speaker 18 Why do I care about this? This is my problem.

Speaker 18 What publication is this? Your favorite. The Daily Mail? I do like that.

Speaker 18 I don't get it. Listen,

Speaker 18 Sydney, Sydney, let me speak directly to you.

Speaker 18 I want you to hear this from me. I don't care about this.

Speaker 18 No, I truly don't. I don't care about this.

Speaker 18 I feel bad for your parents. And

Speaker 18 I don't think it's all you.

Speaker 18 I truly don't. I think there's other issues at play.
But more importantly, I don't believe your work has risen to the level to justify their divorce

Speaker 18 at this point. I've enjoyed White Lotus.
I think you did a great job on Euphoria, but it isn't the career that justifies the implosion of your family as of yet.

Speaker 18 So, honey, from me to you, back to the drawing board, couple more films. let's grab some gold, let's get an Oscar, let's take it to the next level.

Speaker 18 If you're going to say your career caused your parents divorce, let's get something really under the belt. Let's put a few awards under the belt.
No?

Speaker 18 Keep going, Sydney. You yourself can get a Birkin.

Speaker 18 Shut the Birkin bag. We got to get serious.

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Speaker 18 You need it, it's for you. Let's talk about this AbFitch CEO.
Many of you don't realize this. I was a model for Abercrombie and Fitch for many years.

Speaker 18 And

Speaker 18 I don't talk about it because it is something from my past that is very dark. I was, this is what happened.
I'll tell the story because, you know,

Speaker 18 I'll be vulnerable. I'll be vulnerable.

Speaker 18 I was attending Nassau Community College. I was in a car with these, these, this, this guy named Kenny, who's fat.
This guy Buns, who got amazing weed. He didn't really talk.
He kind of giggled.

Speaker 18 He had great weed. We don't know what he did.

Speaker 18 And this other kid that was an Indian guy, I forget his name. And every

Speaker 18 day we would go to the mall and we would get high in the parking garage. And then we would walk through the food court and eat Ranch One chicken sandwiches or bourbon chicken.

Speaker 18 you know,

Speaker 18 Haagendas.

Speaker 18 And

Speaker 18 can you get that up

Speaker 18 can you please make that bigger this one yes because that is a photo of me

Speaker 18 that's a before and after photo of me by the way the left and then the right now i was walking through the mall and the abercrambian fitch person noticed me as i was eating a ranch one chicken and cheese and they said would you stand here naked outside the store

Speaker 18 And I said, why? And they said, well, because we think it would help sell the clothes.

Speaker 18 And I did it. And I did it.
And I was shot. The police shot me.
They showed up and shot because it was a prank. I didn't really.

Speaker 18 What's going on now? Everyone's mad at Abercrombie and Fitch because they were sex trapped. I'm sorry.

Speaker 18 I can't anymore. Do you realize, everyone, that we're just in a circle of stories? There's nothing new.
There's nothing new. It's sex, company sex trafficking, celebrity sex trafficking.

Speaker 18 The fucking, you know, the bitch in Hamas has a Tiffany's brooch on. Like, it's just, there's nothing new in the news.

Speaker 18 Kamala does a town hall where they ask her, a three-year-old to ask her questions that have to be, you know, vetted first. Like,

Speaker 18 it's a circle. There's nothing new here.
So what is this 80-year-old? He's so happy. Look how happy he is.
He made it.

Speaker 18 Look at how happy. By the way, look at how happy this man is.

Speaker 18 That is not an argument for doing the right thing, is it?

Speaker 18 Can you fill us in here? What did he do? He trafficked every...

Speaker 19 So he was doing the casting couch. He was

Speaker 19 having parties under the pretense of that they were model castings, and then they were having sex with them, and they were young men. It was old power dynamic.
Yeah, exploitation.

Speaker 18 That's a whole thing, isn't it? He's got shorts on.

Speaker 18 Yes. Ab Finch.

Speaker 18 Wasn't there a documentary about Abba Crombie and Finch that kind of hinted at at this, but

Speaker 18 it didn't fully go into it?

Speaker 19 Yeah, the dark side of cool.

Speaker 18 Can we play the trailer to the dark side of cool?

Speaker 18 Ab Fitch was like the cool brand in, what, the early 2000s?

Speaker 19 2005, yeah.

Speaker 18 I never had a lot of Abercrombie and Fitch clothing, but the cool kids did.

Speaker 18 I got cool later on in high school.

Speaker 18 I was wearing Jenkos, and that was, you know, part of the aesthetic. So let's watch the trailer here to the dark side of cool

Speaker 18 Abercrombie and Fitch. I hope no one in Hamas is wearing Abercrombie and Fitch.
It's too expensive.

Speaker 32 I was escorted to the front doors of the bedroom. When I entered that room, the door was closed behind me.
My feeling of being in that room was an animal.

Speaker 32 I was not a human to any of these people. I was a body.

Speaker 32 I was

Speaker 32 being presented to someone to do what they wanted me to do.

Speaker 18 I'm not trying to defend Abercrombie and Fitch.

Speaker 18 I'm not trying to defend Abercrombie and Fitch here. But like, unless this is brutal rape, I don't care.

Speaker 18 I'm going to tell you right, if this is hot guys being mad that they had to stand around their underwear, I don't care. This has got to be brutal rape.
Brutal rape.

Speaker 18 This has got to be Hamas tunnel rape. Or I don't care.
I'm hoping it builds because if it's just, I felt like an object and I was hot.

Speaker 18 I'm a little tired of hot people not being happy with it and then lashing out at everyone else that they're being treated like object you're an object that's what you are an object you're not i'm not saying that you have to be objectified do you don't have to

Speaker 18 here's great ways to not be objectified don't go outside don't get any of the benefits from being hot um

Speaker 18 but i'm just saying like i i i am very upset if this is our word

Speaker 18 And it's not not, or even sexual assault, the grabbing, no good. But if this is like one of these, like,

Speaker 18 I'm mad that people thought I was hot, I'm gonna lose my mind. This has to be

Speaker 18 Hamas Tunnel Orward. Go

Speaker 32 what happened to me

Speaker 32 changed my life.

Speaker 18 What happened?

Speaker 33 And not for the better.

Speaker 18 What happened?

Speaker 18 Los Angeles County.

Speaker 33 I'm a journalist with the BBC and I've been carrying out some research. Hello.

Speaker 18 Were you raped by Abercrombie and Fitz?

Speaker 18 I'm from the BBC.

Speaker 18 Did anybody try to rape you?

Speaker 18 Did you know the lady in Hamas has a Birkin?

Speaker 18 I don't have a Birkin.

Speaker 18 Hamas works much harder than the BBC. Keep going, please.

Speaker 33 The man behind one of the biggest fashion brands in the world.

Speaker 32 It's probably the darkest experience I've ever dealt with.

Speaker 16 He was viewed as a form of genius.

Speaker 33 The modern-day founder of Abercrombie and Fitch, Mike Jeffries.

Speaker 32 The head of a very powerful, very wealthy organization.

Speaker 33 My investigation has taken me across the US.

Speaker 33 By the time the men would have arrived, where were they going to go? I mean, how easy could it have been to have left? Speaking to men who say they were exploited and abused.

Speaker 18 Yes? Are you rolling? Take one.

Speaker 32 I think he's a deviant. I think he's a predator.

Speaker 18 And I don't think that's what the public has seen. I was overwhelmed.

Speaker 32 Like, I mean, I've never seen anything like this. What I'd like to talk about is being lied to, tricked, and traded like a commodity.

Speaker 33 Me Too has empowered women to speak out about sexual abuse.

Speaker 33 Now these men say they want to be heard too.

Speaker 18 I think it's rarely considered that men could be a victim of anything.

Speaker 34 They face a double stigma, and I don't think that men have quite had their Me Too movement.

Speaker 18 All right, well, hey, listen, that's the Abacrombi Diego. Anyone being sexually assaulted, raped, exploited in any way is not ideal.

Speaker 18 And this gentleman here doesn't look, doesn't seem innocent, but he was arrested because they were doing very bad things, right? This was not good. This was Epstein-like.
They were trafficking people.

Speaker 19 Yeah, but there's parties all over the world.

Speaker 18 Parties all over the world, trafficking people.

Speaker 18 Does no one understand?

Speaker 18 I'm just asking a question. And again, I'm just, let's say I'm the defense attorney.

Speaker 18 Do you not understand you're getting on a plane, you're going somewhere like, do you not understand what's about to happen? I guess not, because maybe you think you're modeling for Ab Fitch.

Speaker 18 Maybe they're just not being honest with you. They're lying to you.
They're going to come here to this model party and be a model. And then you get there and you're like, it's actually an orgy.

Speaker 18 That's probably what's happening. And that's wrong.

Speaker 18 That's not good. Here, let's read some of this article here.

Speaker 18 Where is he, Palm Beach? Yeah,

Speaker 18 yeah.

Speaker 19 He posted $10 million bond, too. Yeah.

Speaker 19 Yeah, he walked out without without a care in the world.

Speaker 18 80-year-old accuser is accused of wielding power, wealth, and influence to traffic male models for sexual pleasure across more than a decade while he ran the fashion powerhouse, according to the U.S.

Speaker 18 Attorney's Office for the Eastern District of New York. I think we just get rid of fashion, to be honest.
Let's get enough of that.

Speaker 18 Get rid of this modeling thing.

Speaker 18 John Luke Brunel was Epstein's guy. He was into the models.
It's all the models.

Speaker 18 It's all the models are always getting traffic. You know, who's not getting trafficked? My friends who work at pizzerias and bars.
They're not getting trafficked. Let's cut out the modeling.

Speaker 18 How about that?

Speaker 18 Yeah, this is all very gross stuff that

Speaker 18 unfortunately people had to endure.

Speaker 18 And we try not to make light of it, of course, even though we just did for several minutes and we'll continue to throughout the rest of the episode and then also for the rest of the weeks, months, and years that I'm on the air.

Speaker 18 But this is also a disclaimer to say that we don't agree with any of the behavior by

Speaker 18 any of the people involved in Abercrombie and Fitch.

Speaker 18 The CEO, the CFO, or any of the

Speaker 18 handlers, the people who are recruiting, I just, you know, I'm a little bored of it. And I don't, and

Speaker 18 I'm not trying to shit on anyone here. I'm just a little, every other week it's this.

Speaker 18 Everyone's apparently trafficked. I'm the only one in a country country who hasn't been trafficked, by the way.

Speaker 18 Everyone's been trafficked five times. And I'm a little bored.
And I'm not denying these men and their experiences. And I'm not denying their justice.

Speaker 18 I'm saying that it is, I feel like every week I have to react to the same five stories. And it's like a documentary from some 90s show we all watch.
And it's like, these kids were kept in a cage.

Speaker 18 They were fed like dogs. And you're like, God damn damn it.
Clarissa explains it all. Well, explain this.
Explain the rape. And I'm like,

Speaker 18 can we please not ever, you know, boy meets world, boy meets rape.

Speaker 18 And it's just, I'm just, I'm not, I'm, I'm upset. I don't like it.
Put them in jail. Throw away the key.
I'm just saying, as a broadcaster, it is, it is the constant.

Speaker 18 The constant here.

Speaker 18 What about DXL, the fat store? What Are they trafficking anyone?

Speaker 18 They're trafficking people. What about get DXL up to fat store? Go to DXL.com.

Speaker 18 What if I was trafficked by DXL? There it is. Get that up.
It's getting trafficked. Who's trafficking them?

Speaker 18 The fit you deserve. Damn right.

Speaker 18 What a sad logo, huh? The fit you deserve.

Speaker 18 What about them? Are they not being trafficked? Why don't we look into that? We look into the DXL fat store trafficking.

Speaker 18 I was brought into the back room.

Speaker 18 I felt like an object.

Speaker 18 I did see DJ Khaled once at Rochester Big and Tall in Beverly Hills, which they closed down. Rochester Big and Tall was the high-end DXL, and then they closed it.
Down, they closed down.

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Speaker 18 California principal demoted after inappropriate dance at pep rally. Let's see this.
Can we get a video of this dance? Oh, yeah.

Speaker 18 I don't think there are enough employees where we have to keep firing everyone.

Speaker 18 We're losing our best teachers to inappropriate dances, drug use, and relationships with students.

Speaker 35 The principal at Buhat Colony High School in Atwater was placed on administrative leave Monday after this video sent to us by ABC30 Insider Ryan Attabury went viral.

Speaker 35 The video shows principal Robert Noones dancing with the school's mascot. He's initially seated in a chair as the mascot dances in front of him.

Speaker 35 Then, Noones is seen firing a confetti cannon before trading places with the mascot

Speaker 18 like he came.

Speaker 18 Who wants to be principal of that shit school?

Speaker 18 Where is that school?

Speaker 19 Like Fresno area?

Speaker 18 Yeah, it's a dump. No one wants to do that job.
Of course he's a deviant.

Speaker 18 I mean, who wants to do that? So Fresno kids should see this? Listen, I'm not saying Fresno kids. If you think Fresno kids haven't seen worse than this, you're out of your mind.

Speaker 18 If you think Fresno kids have a shot on this planet, you are out of your mind. And I don't mean to be negative, but every one of those kids,

Speaker 18 it's going to be a nightmare for all of those children, regardless of what the principal did. Fresno kids,

Speaker 18 that... Principal lap dance where he fake comes with the cannon is going to be the high point of these people's lives.
It's going to get much worse.

Speaker 18 Well, I mean, it's clearly inappropriate. Is it inappropriate enough where he should not be allowed to be a principal of this failing school? I don't know.
You know, that's the real question, right?

Speaker 18 The real question is like, should he be allowed to get his job back? And

Speaker 18 a high school principal in Atwater, he moves to lower position.

Speaker 18 He moves to lower position.

Speaker 19 So they just made him assistant principal instead.

Speaker 18 So he's the assistant principal. Yeah.
Yeah, what are they going to do? You know who's now the principal? The guy who who was the janitor they don't care it's fresno

Speaker 18 um

Speaker 18 he's associate principal yeah

Speaker 18 okay this is like when putin stepped down and he brought in medvedev like you know i mean this isn't anything

Speaker 18 i'm Gray's anatomy writer faked cancer and multiple tragedies. Good for her.
No problem with that. Elizabeth Finch.

Speaker 18 I don't care. I don't care at all that she lied.
It's a corrupt business, Hollywood, and there's a lot of liars. Good for her.

Speaker 18 I don't care. She faked cancer.
I mean, there's a whole plot of a show with our friend Ryan Phillippe and Megan Malali and really Vanessa Bear. Very funny.
I forget what it's called. It's about QVC.

Speaker 18 It's really, really good. And I saw it.

Speaker 18 And I enjoyed it. And the whole point of it is somebody who fakes cancer to get a job at a QVC.

Speaker 18 I love that for you. TV series.
A lot of fun. I think it was one season.

Speaker 18 I don't think they're doing anything more, but I tell you, I enjoyed it. I thought it was funny.
I thought it was really, really, really. I may re-watch it.

Speaker 18 I actually thought she's hilarious, by the way. I thought it was very funny.
And that's the whole premise of the show is that you fake cancer to get the job. And then everybody found out.

Speaker 18 And I think it's very funny. And I like that it happens in real life.
I like that people lie about things like that. And I like that they get ahead for it.
Because guess what?

Speaker 18 The people at Gray's Anatomy don't deserve better. The executives at Gray's Anatomy do not deserve better.
Okay?

Speaker 18 They don't deserve better than to be lied to by this bitch. My friend changed her name to Rodriguez to just get work because

Speaker 18 she wanted to be his, pretend she's Hispanic.

Speaker 18 Not a Hispanic bone in her body. She just said, my name's Rodriguez.
Now, you want to get woke? My name's Rodriguez. And it kind of worked.
So,

Speaker 18 whatever.

Speaker 18 Gaddafi's grandson poses with his famous green book, but people are confused. He's a steampunk.

Speaker 18 Let's get this photo of Momar Gaddafi's grandson. I mean, oh, boy.
I mean, here's the thing. You just can't, you never know which way the kids are going.

Speaker 18 You just don't know which way the kids are going.

Speaker 18 You can do everything for your kids, and it can turn out this way.

Speaker 18 You know, thank God Ismail Henia's family was martyred. Because can you imagine the leader of Hamas

Speaker 18 a few years he's got the kids in a Burning Man costume?

Speaker 18 She's got a Birken bag.

Speaker 18 They're not buying food for people, they're buying Birkin bags, and they're staying in nice hotels.

Speaker 18 Do I look? How dumb do we we all look?

Speaker 18 They have houses on the beach.

Speaker 18 They've given up on the citizens.

Speaker 18 They're just trading amongst themselves. They're building wealth amongst themselves and they've given up on the infrastructure of the country.

Speaker 18 These people are uniquely evil. They stay in nice hotels, they have Birkenbags, and yet no one has health care or food.

Speaker 18 Interesting. They are different.

Speaker 18 I don't know anymore. Sidney Sweeney, enough.
I've had enough. I'm so excited.

Speaker 18 People don't realize part of the decline of the American Empire, the decline of Hollywood and the inability to craft a narrative

Speaker 18 and shape. public opinion.
The internet moves so quickly and the inability of hollywood to act as the myth-making capital of america

Speaker 18 is going to have a big effect going forward it's going to be interesting it's one of the effects i think people really don't talk about when they talk about the decline of the traditional distribution methods film tv things like that um very controlled tightly controlled distribution methods for the art and content and whatever that we made and a lot of that was

Speaker 18 incredibly instrumental with crafting the narratives that people in this country believed about major events, war and peace, about economic realities, all of that stuff.

Speaker 18 The inability to do that and the fact that it has now been replaced by algorithms, by social media apps, by,

Speaker 18 you know, DIY content that's uploaded, you know, millions of hours of it every, you know, every hour and all that stuff um and the inability to control it um

Speaker 18 is going to be one of the least talked about but most important

Speaker 18 results of the decline of the traditional power structures in hollywood you're not going to be able to as easily tell people what to think about something

Speaker 18 You know,

Speaker 18 that's going to be interesting. There's going to be seven documentaries made on YouTube before you make this movie that no one watches about the thing.

Speaker 18 You're going to make the movie that no one watches about said event.

Speaker 18 There's going to be multiple documentaries. And I'm not saying those, I'm not claiming to know the veracity of those documentaries.
It could all be crazy, people. I don't know.

Speaker 18 I'm just saying that that tightly controlled top-down

Speaker 18 narrative sculpting that Hollywood did since its inception has now

Speaker 18 is completely

Speaker 18 in tatters. People People do not watch.
Young people do not care. This is not where they're getting their information.
Look at

Speaker 18 across the board,

Speaker 18 podcasts have become incredibly influential in terms of the dissemination of information. More people are being entertained on TikTok

Speaker 18 and YouTube than going to movies. It's not even close.
It's not even close.

Speaker 18 A lot of people are getting information from alternate sources. So,

Speaker 18 you know, Hollywood is not going to be, it's not in that business anymore. So it's very interesting.
That's one of the, people don't really talk about that.

Speaker 18 People don't really discuss

Speaker 18 that side of it because they don't really want to admit that that's been what's going on. They don't want to say that.

Speaker 18 They don't want to be like, well, Another interesting thing is how are we going to lie to you people anymore? That's not what they want to say. But just zooming out, you go, huh,

Speaker 18 that is kind of an interesting.

Speaker 18 Kamala mentions Jimmy Carter's public appearance as why everyone can vote. VP Harris says, if Jimmy Carter can vote, you can too.
Because Jimmy Carter is a very old man. Now, wait a minute.

Speaker 18 What is the video under her playing?

Speaker 19 So this was the

Speaker 19 Jimmy Carter being wheeled out after his 100th birthday?

Speaker 18 No, that's not Jimmy Carter.

Speaker 19 No, here, I'll show you the full one. It's really, it's

Speaker 18 kind of crazy.

Speaker 19 He shouldn't be outside.

Speaker 18 Yeah, but what is that? What was the one under that? Was Was just some random...

Speaker 19 No, this is him. So this is Jimmy Carter a couple weeks ago.
They wheeled him out in Georgia.

Speaker 18 He looks fine.

Speaker 19 Take it in.

Speaker 18 He's having a nice day.

Speaker 18 He's voting? Yeah.

Speaker 18 He's voting.

Speaker 18 so their argument is that he's voting. Someone's going to vote for him, no?

Speaker 19 Well, his

Speaker 19 grandson said that he was excited to vote. He said,

Speaker 19 I'm excited, but more excited to vote for Kamal in November.

Speaker 18 He doesn't seem to be excited for much, and I think that's a lie. I think his grandson's lying.
And I don't think he's excited to vote for much. Let's play this.

Speaker 18 So, look, if Jimmy Carter can vote early, you can too.

Speaker 18 You can too.

Speaker 18 Oh, my God.

Speaker 18 That's the demo right there for her,

Speaker 18 that old guy sitting there. I just, I don't understand,

Speaker 18 poor Jimmy Carter. I don't understand why enthusiast, he's enthusiastic about

Speaker 18 much. He doesn't seem to be excited about much.

Speaker 18 He seems to be,

Speaker 18 he's slowed down a bit.

Speaker 18 Can we say that? He seems to have slowed down a bit.

Speaker 18 Not his old self.

Speaker 18 But I'm glad he's excited. Let's go to the polls.
Go to the poll. The election is near.

Speaker 18 The election is near.

Speaker 18 Go to the RCP Real Clear Politics Averages. Let's see where everybody stands.
It's election day in America.

Speaker 18 RCP, read out the polls. Where are we? Trump is ahead in every poll.
Whoa.

Speaker 18 Yeah.

Speaker 18 RCP.

Speaker 19 Trump 219.

Speaker 19 Harris 215. Toss-ups 104.
312-226. In the no toss-ups stage.

Speaker 18 Go up to the battleground polls.

Speaker 18 Trump is ahead in every single battleground poll. Wow, wow, wow, wow, wow.
Wow.

Speaker 18 Interesting. He's ahead in every single one.
Well, they did a great job with her.

Speaker 18 I think they did a great job with her campaign. I think I like that it didn't have a message or a policy.
And I said that months ago when she came out. There was not one policy they focused on.

Speaker 18 There was no Obamacare. There was no like, I'm running because I want health care.
I'm running to build a wall. I'm running for that.
There was nothing. It was vibes.
It was fun.

Speaker 18 It was, I love you, you love me. History, making history.

Speaker 18 Now, this doesn't mean she will necessarily lose, but I would not. I mean, she's, I mean, you know, she's behind in every poll.

Speaker 18 It's not great.

Speaker 19 That's what it appears so, yeah.

Speaker 18 According to the good people at RCP,

Speaker 18 but I mean, a lot of them are within the margin of error. To be fair,

Speaker 18 all of them are almost in the margin of error, right?

Speaker 18 Yes,

Speaker 18 but he is up in every single one.

Speaker 18 Yep, yeah,

Speaker 18 Well,

Speaker 18 interesting.

Speaker 18 We'll follow it closely. We'll do the reporting.
We're doing the reporting by looking at polls for several seconds, not verifying them, and telling you what they are on YouTube.

Speaker 18 We're doing the reporting. I'm more interested in what kind of Birkin that bitch in the tunnel had.
That's the real story.

Speaker 18 TimDylanComedy.com, if you are looking to see me live, let me read out the dates.

Speaker 18 Orlando, Chicago, Illinois, we've added a second show at Displains, Illinois at the Rivers Casino, the good people there. Miami, after that, Austin, Texas.

Speaker 18 Sold out, but you never know. You can maybe grab something.
We might add something. The good people of Oxnard in early December.
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Speaker 18 Irvine Improv, I will see you for the new year as always

Speaker 18 ringing in the new year at the irvine improv or the brea improv every year i say i won't do it and every year i do it um

Speaker 18 it gets so drunk where there's a point in the show where i go i don't care if you talk just please stay in your seat

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Speaker 18 and then omaha sometime later TimdillonComedy.com, if you want tickets to any of those shows, we do appreciate it. And

Speaker 18 listen, if you want

Speaker 18 i will send your job resume

Speaker 18 in that hamas

Speaker 18 wife's yaya sinwar's wife's birkin bag

Speaker 18 uh with rubble in it and i will send it and then they can pull your resume out of the rubble in her birken bag i think it makes a lot nicer of a statement uh than pizza hut

Speaker 18 goodbye

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