415 - Pizza Hut & Birkin Bags

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Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the Tim Dillon Show.

Drug overdoses are down nationally and officials are wondering what's working.

People cannot afford drugs.

It's actually terrible.

This is actually an indication of how terrible the economy is.

People cannot afford the quantities of drugs needed to overdose.

They have fallen. Overdose deaths have fallen for six months straight.
Turn me down a little bit. I'm a little loud in my headphones.
Okay. Turn me up a little.
Find a balance. Perfect.
I'll tell you right now, this is not a good indication of the economy. A good economy, people have enough money to buy enough fentanyl to check out.
If you are sitting there and you can barely OD, if you can barely check out because you've got nothing, coast to coast, major US cities are seeing measurable drops in drug overdose deaths.

Public health officials welcome the news despite an inability to fully explain the decrease.

Nobody has any money.

Drug overdose deaths fell 12.7%.

This is the largest recorded reduction in overdose death. It's because people don't have any money.
They don't have any disposable income. They're strapped.
They're shot. They're fucked.
If I was running for president right now, I would say my main goal is to get people enough money to overdose in this country the way they were. Enough money to die on the street the way they were when things were good.
This photo of me and my godson is being shared around social media, and it's actually beautiful. This is me and my godson after I bought him a...
What is that? A Kalashnikov? Kalashnikov. Is that what it is? Yep, you got it.
Yeah. I'm always correct.
That is Yaya Sinwar. That is actually not me.
Yaya Sinwar who has died. is the war over?

Is the war over now? Does the war end? Does the war end? Will the war end? Can the war end? Can it end? Will it end? What's going on with Iran? I think maybe that's the next phase of the war is Iran.

Iran says it's planning to hold first joint military drills with Saudis in the Red Sea.

Riyadh is not confirmed it will join the exercises.

Saudis are not going to help Iran.

That's not going to work, Iran. Go to Russia, go to China.
The Saudis are not going to help. I don't know what is going to happen.
Saudis and Iran have long been rivals in the region who have long backed opposing sides in conflict zones. Severed diplomatic ties in 2016.
However, Shiite Muslim dominated Iran and Sunni majority. Saudi Arabia resumed relations last year under a surprise China-brokered deal.
Another example of China playing a constructive role in world affairs. China, everybody.
All we hear is how bad China is. They're going to kill everybody, and China's making peace deals, whereas we either don't have an interest or can't.
China's out there building schools in Africa and getting these people to go. I'm sure China has their negatives.

We all have our negatives, don't we?

Don't we all have our negatives?

Don't the best people have a dark side?

China has a dark side.

China has a dark side.

But it doesn't matter when you see them do something good. When China does something good, we should say, good for you, China.
Thank you, China. Thank you, China.
We shouldn't always be focusing on the internment camps they put those Uyghurs in or whatever. That's always negative.
I don't like that. It's like when your friend marries a girl and you bring up that she was a big whore or something.
It's like, enough. People change and grow.
I think they're still in those internment camps. I don't really know.
It's not my business. Pizza Hut offers to print resumes on boxes and deliver to employers.
I like this. We know Pizza Hut.
We love Pizza Hut. We're not going to play the video we made about Pizza Hut because we were almost sued by the good people at Yum Brands.
But Pizza Hut aims to support your job search with the launch of Res Z Ames, a pizza box that doubles as a resume. Now, if you want bleaker news than this, I cannot help you.
This is the bleakest article of all the articles. We have articles about airstrikes burning people alive.
We have articles about couples killing each other. We have articles about all the things they're doing in Florida.
And yet, nothing, nothing is as bleak as this article where Pizza Hut is trying to help people get work. Okay? Listen to this.
Today, Pizza Hut is launching res-yames. Resumes.
Wait. It's like a pun, like res-a-mays.
Res-a-me-s. Oh, okay.
Oh, sorry. Yeah, that makes sense.
Res-a-mays. Yeah, I was like, what is that? Okay, res, but they're not spelling it.
Okay, gotcha. I, okay.
There's no way anyone participating in this program is pronouncing it correctly. They're all pronouncing it like I am.
Today, Pizza Hut is launching Resumes, a new offering aimed to help professionals stand out in today's competitive job market by delivering their resumes to prospective employers in a way that is sure to turn heads via Pizza Hut's iconic pizza boxes. 75% of resumes are never read, but an office pizza is hard to ignore.
amid the time of year coined September surge, where there is a notable increase in job opportunities across industries at the start of quarter four, Pizza Hut is leveraging what it does best, deliver hot, ready-to-eat pizza, to help job seekers grab the attention of employers and deliciously differentiate themselves in a crowded job market. Can you imagine if this is your Hail Mary? Can you imagine if this is it? Can you, let me tell you how bad it is.
You have a chair, you have a rope and the rope is already tied to the beam. You have tested the beam and you know it can hold your weight.
You are sitting there and you are saying, fuck it. One last shot, one last Hail Mary to land a fucking job.
I'm going to send a greasy, disgusting Pizza Hut pizza with my hot resume in it. The resume is going to come out hot, smelling like garlic, probably smudged.
Like the ink is going to be all smudged, okay? This is the bleakest thing I maybe have ever read on this show. And all I've done for the last eight years is read the bleakest, worst news, you know, throw the baby in a volcano, whatever else everyone's doing out there.
Resumes allows job applicants in the toughest job market in New York City to stand out like never before. I mean, can you imagine this? This piping hot resume will be almost impossible to ignore.
We know finding a job can be daunting, especially during this key hiring season. So we wanted to lend a hand to our job-seeking customers.
So Pizza Hut is struggling so much as a brand that this is how bad they are doing, by the way. This should not be over, you know, like we cannot overstate how terrible

Pizza Hut is doing.

That this crack scheme,

okay, to deliver

resumes to companies

by combining

Pizza Hut's iconic pizza boxes

with job seekers' resumes, we're hoping to help

resumes trump up the same excitement

as office pizza and help applicants

make, first of all, do you even get a

pizza?

Here, let's find out. Do you even get a goddamn...
Because by the way, if you delivered something that wasn't a pizza with a resume in it, I mean, I would... That's like you would go insane.
And now they're out of it. We just clicked on it and they're out of it.
Oh, man.

They must have been selling...

I'll check on

X.

Can you imagine we got John's name

in a pizza box five years ago

and now he's the CFO of this company?

John delivered

his resume to us in a pizza box

right before hanging himself. He was standing on the chair when we called him.
I mean, this is the worst. I've never heard of a worse idea.
Oh yeah. It came with a pizza.
Yep. There you go.
Here you go. Can you imagine someone chewing when they call you and tell you they're not interested, by the way? Someone who caught like they're chewing and they go, by the way, we're not really looking for anyone at this time, but thank you for the pizza, you dunce.
Thanks for the pizza, you loser. You complete zero.
Thanks for this hot, delicious pizza. We do not need you.
We're not interested at this time. We're not in the market for you, scum.
But thanks for this pizza. Who pays for the pizza? The unemployed loser? Yeah.
So the unemployed loser has to pay for the pizza given to the corporation that doesn't want him. So you're bribing a corporation by sending them a pizza they don't even want you.
You're not even going to hear. You're just going to send pizzas all around New York and no one's even going to, it's never going to work.
This doesn't work. This is not a movie.
This is like that movie when Richard Gere and Julia Roberts, you know, Pretty Woman, oh, the hooker is so clean cut and sweet. And the business guy, it doesn't work.
This is like a 90s movie. It's an early 2000s rom-com where you deliver a pizza and you get a job.
That's not what happens. Some fat secretary is going to eat the pizza.
Your resume is going in the trash. This isn't it.
Stop thinking like everything's this whimsical way it's going to happen. It's not a whimsical thing, this world.
When I grew up, everybody believed everything was whimsy and whimsical. I'm going to propose.
I'm going to put the ring in the cake and my girlfriend's going to notice it. She's going to take a bite of the cake.
It's whimsical. It's imprinted on our minds because we've watched so many movies where we go, you know what? I just need to do something unique and fun and silly to make me stand out.
It's not a bad job market. I'm just not creative enough.
What if I sent him a griddle with my resume as the wrapping around it?

Then I'd get a job.

That's not the way it works.

That's not going to help you.

You have to figure out something.

I'm sorry to be the bearer of bad news here.

You're going to have to figure out something else.

You're not going to fast food trick your way into employment.

Sorry.

Sorry.

Sending a box of Raising Canes over to the local bank and maybe they need a teller is not going to work. Sorry, guys.
I spelled my name in French fries. I would like to meet the one.
And who is this who is this if this by the way if this has worked for one person I will give you a thousand dollars if this has worked if you can prove to me Tim Dillon I don't even know what's the email are we just going to get spam emails if we give the email out yeah we shouldn't well we could I mean it's a I mean, it's a fit. I don't, I, yeah, but it's just, there's going to be a thousand email.
Like, if you can prove this works, I'll give you a thousand dollars and I'll interview you on the show, but it's not, it's not going to ever work. If this has worked for one person, I'll give you $1,000.
If you can prove that sending a pizza with your resume on it got you the job, I will give you $1,000. Where should they hit us up? TD Show Ops.
Is that? Okay. Yeah.
TD Show Ops at Gmail. Yep.
T-D-S-H-O-W-O-P-S at Gmail. Yep.
But don't waste our time. And I know you're going to send a bunch of shit.
That's fine. I don't care.
But if you want $1,000, you have to prove this worked for you. $1,000.
This is not any type of, we're going to investigate. Now, you might not even want us to because you might not want the company to know you listen to this show, depending on where you work.
I don't know.

But we are going to investigate with pizza, with the company, with you.

And if this works and everyone's proud of it, I give you a thousand.

You will get a thousand dollars.

But this has not worked.

Why is everyone hating on this?

Yaya Sinwar's wife, she's got a $32,000 Birkin bag.

I think it's nice. Show the Birk.
She's got a nice Birk. Is that the ostrich? Birkins go way up, by the way.
$32,000 is not even the highest end. There are Birkin bags for $80,000, $90,000.
Rare Birkins can go up. $32,000 is a mid-level Birkin.
If that, yeah, maybe entry level. Entry level is probably about 19 or 20, but 32 is not, I mean, it looks very much like a black, a basic black Birkin in the Hamas tunnel.
I'm not super impressed, but by the way, why shouldn't here here's a great question, by the way.

Here's a moral question.

Why shouldn't this woman have a Birkin?

Why shouldn't a terrorist have a Birkin?

Well, she's a terrorist.

Okay.

She's got a Birkin.

What do you want her to have?

What is she? Toy Birch. Right.
But what is the point here? What is that? Like, I don't understand this. Is this the terrorists are being irresponsible with their money narrative that Israel keeps trying to get everybody going on? Well, do you know how much the sweets of the Qatar Four Se seasons cost? I don't know.
Aren't, what? I don't understand. Wait, this is why I'm, I, wait a minute.
Hold on. They're terrorists, right? Hamas is a terrorist group.
That's the whole point. Now, whether you agree with their aims or not, whatever, their whole thing is like, try to get stuff going.
That's what they try to do, Hamas. I'm not saying it's good.
Follow me here. Follow me.
They're trying to get stuff going, Hamas. That's a, you know, that's a, it's a very, that's a, it's a way to say it.
Is it the best way to say it? No, but they're trying to get stuff going. Where are they going to stay? Where are they going to stay? They're not paragons of morality.
They're going to have to burk. They're going to get a burk in.
Do you know how much she must nag this man about going in and out of the tunnel and how hard it is. This woman was living in the

four seasons, but think about this because it's about

the family. She's living

in the four seasons of guitar. She probably

doesn't know they're going to do this whole thing. She might.

She might. She's like Carmela Soprano.

She doesn't know.

She doesn't know.

She just wants to get a shore house.

She just wants to get a shore house. Okay? I watched that episode, Whitecaps.
God, I love The Sopranos. So this woman, I don't know her name, but what's her name? Do we know her name? I love people's names.
Names matter. They just call her the wife.
I know. They're not huge on the rights over there for these ladies.
Okay. So the wife.
The wife, the old ball and chain is probably like we were in the four seasons. I was waking up every day to fluffy eggs.
Now we're running around the tunnel. They're going to kill us.
We're going to, you know, you know what what quiets her down

is a Birkin. Honey, don't worry about it.
We have everything on the country. Let me come.
Come here and look at the little, take a little, look at the gift. You heard Birkin bag like Kardashian? It's for you.

That's my best sinwar.

I don't really know how to do ya-ya sinwar.

But these are families like anyone else.

Yes, of course, people, we disagree with the things that they do.

But it's a family.

She is needling him.

You think it's easy to be the head of Hamas? But it's not. I'm not.
Can I make a point? It's not your wife. The wife is not always on.
She's not always. Her name is Samar Muhammad Abu Zamar.
She's probably not always on the same page with him. You have to give the women little trinkets and things.
This is not new. This is not new.
She's barking. She's angry.
She's in the tunnel. There's no woman that's happy in the tunnel.

She's not thrilled in the tunnel.

I wouldn't be thrilled in the tunnel.

So she's in there with the Burke, and you know he said,

take your bag in there.

Take your bag.

Because when we win, because he's got to pretend that's going to happen, even though they're kind of outmatched,

Thank you. there.
Take your bag. Because when we win, because he's got to pretend that's going to happen, even though they're kind of outmatched.
When we win, I want you to remember the good things. Take your Birkin in the tunnel, because when we win, we're going to come out in a Birkin, and then they go to heaven and get 7,000 Birkins or whatever.
I don't know what he's telling her. I don't know what their version of the virgins is, women.
Maybe it's Birkins. The men get virgins, they get Birkins.
This is highly, highly intellectual comedy. I don't know.
All I'm saying is that I find it odd that I'm supposed to get angry at the financial decisions that people in Hamas make. I don't understand that.
That I'm supposed to be angry that she's got a Birkin. I don't get it.
Okay. I don't want to go through the whole doctrine of the Islam I appreciate it but thank you I think This woman has every right To have a Birkin bag In her life It's not Like I understand what they're trying to say people are pointing this out and they're going well shouldn't they be instead of taking this money and getting her a birken bag shouldn't they be feeding the people you could make that point about anyone with a birken bag that point could be made about literally anyone with a Birkin bag.
Literally anyone. Anyone, whether it's the Real Housewives of Hamas or some bitch on Madison Avenue or in Beverly Hills or in Aspen or wherever.
I don't think the biggest problem with Hamas is that the guy's wife has a Birkin. It's just an odd framing of an issue.
Can you believe she has a Birkin? They stay at the Four Seasons. I think it's a mid-level Birkin.
What is it, a Birkin 40? Yeah. 32K.
Yeah, it's not the highest. The ostrich Birkin is nicer.
I think the alligator Birkin. That's fine.
But I just, I'm just saying this new thing that we're all doing where like we have to judge the spending of people like what do I, you're gonna bomb them and kill them. So what does it matter what they have? What does it matter what they have, by the way? It's crazy.
Do you know one of them have a Rolex? What is this matter? Where is this now going? We're auditing Hamas? Well, they don't spend the money. They're not spending the money in the right way.
What is this? What are we doing? You killed both. Aren't they all dead? you're killing everyone over there i mean i just don't understand it's like an odd it's a very strange thing that like the last couple of days and weeks i've seen like this weird strange well can you believe what they spend their money on over there what wait? Wait, wait, what? What? Wait, I don't understand.
Oh, so that's why they're bad. What about the whole October 7th? You had me sold that they weren't great with the whole what they did on October 7th.
It doesn't matter that they have a Birkin. It certainly doesn't matter that they have a Birkin bag.
That's not the issue. If you're going to say that they should be spending their money and not living in the lap of luxury and helping their people, you could make that case against most leaders in the world, including people that live in this country.
You could easily make that case to a lot of people here. It's like this thing they did.
Remember they did

this, who was the

guy that, in Russia,

Navalny. Navalny made that.
You know,

I've had friends say to me.

I've had friends. These are smart people.

The

corruption. They say this.
They say this with

a straight face. They say it with a

straight face. They go, we're having dinner.
A little dinner. I'm usually having a protein of salad.
A little dinner. A lot of them are doing other things.
And I go, listen. They go, the corruption in Russia is insane.
I go, do tell. Do tell.
And they go, you got to see. Navalny, he did these YouTube videos about all of the houses that all the government officials own.
I said, wow, that sounds crazy. Get in the car.
Get in the car. I'll leave the money for the bill.
Get in the car. I'm Navalny, and we're going on a tour.
I know. It's nuts.
So you're telling me Putin's cronies will have big houses? Get in the car. Get in the car.
I'm going to blow your mind. I'm going to blow your mind.
We have a lot of beautiful homes here and you're never going to guess who owns them. So what I mean to say is I'm not drawing them all.
Oh, you're doing moral equivalency? Is that what you're doing? You're doing moral equivalency or you're saying that we're Hamas. That's what you're saying.
Do you know what would happen to you if you lived in Gaza? Yeah, I'd be in Hamas and I'd be good at it. No.
No. Do you know what would happen to gay people in Gaza? Do you know what happens to gay people? I don't.
I don't go there. I'm sorry.
Do you know what happened to you? I'm not saying Hamas is good or this is a good way to govern. I'm saying if you want to make this an argument about that they're irresponsible with the funds, that to me does not seem to be the argument.
The argument is they committed an act of war and aggression against people. That's the argument.
And say that ends there. Now is the response proportionate? Not exactly.
Not exactly. But that's the argument.
They committed an act of violent aggression and war. It's true.
The argument is not this bitch has got a Birkin and this one's got a Rolex and this one's got a fucking Hermes scarf. That's not it.
That's not it. The argument is not Putin's cronies have big, has a dash in Sochi.
It's not the argument. It's not the argument.
Dummy dummies. You want to go to war with Russia? Great.
There's probably lots of reasons in your head you can justify going to war with any

country. Make it up.

Iran. There's a big threat to America.

It's Iran. This is the big thing.

We gotta do something about

Iran. What? What?

Russia's more of a threat than Iran, and they're not

a threat. Well, Iran says

death to America all the time. Everyone says

death to everyone. It doesn't matter.

What is Iran going to do?

Invade America?

Is that what you see happening?

Iran has just landed in Colorado.

The slopes are closed.

Like, can we get serious here?

We have a dearth of serious people in the country.

Can anyone be serious for minutes?

I'm not asking for an hour.

Minutes.

She's got a Birkin bag. It's 32,000.
Shouldn't they have built a water treatment facility instead of living in luxury in Kentucky? Yeah, yeah, yeah. And they should have done it in Flint, Michigan.
It's not the point. Don't go down this road.
Boy, is that a bad road. Boy, is that not the road, huh? Not the road! Well, Putin's friends have big houses because they get government contracts because it's corrupt and they have big houses.
Okay, but the 10 wealthiest counties in America are the ones clustered around D.C. Huh! Why is that? We're different Okay I get it It's a better We like it here better I like it here better I don't want to live in Russia I don't want to live in Gaza You got me You got me intellectual giants Who would debate me You've won Correct I do not want to live In fact, here's how much I don't like this country.
I don't want our military there. And I'm not even in it.
I'm not even in the military and I don't want them to go. Isn't that interesting how that works? Just because I don't like it.
I don't like it so much. I don't want anyone going.
Huh. Getting people to get pumped up about Iran is hilarious.
It's like my favorite thing now is that it lies dormant in people, this need for like this enemy and the war and everything. And so apparently after what, a few months of overdose deaths being down, now we need to go fight Iran? Sydney Sweeney says her pursuit of fame likely caused her parents' divorce.
You and me both, sister. The 27-year-old actress speaking with glamour as part of its Women of the Year, and by the way, can we get rid of that? A woman of the year 2024 coverage detailed the difficult timeframe after our family relocated from Washington to be closer to Southern California with her parents divorcing and going through bankruptcy filing in 2016.
I knew I could never actually fail because I mean, on a very broad scale, my family did lose everything. They did get a divorce.
Whether or not that was part of coming here, it definitely was a catalyst for it.

So I knew I had to succeed in some capacity

so that it wasn't for nothing.

What?

I mean,

what is happening?

She said

they asked her questions such as, when are you going to come home and stop dragging your family to a hell ridden city? Correct about that. When are you going to stop breaking your family apart and wasting all their money and just go get a real job and have a real life? I don't understand.
Wasn't she an adult when this happened? Yeah. So why are they following her to California? Well, when she was really young, they were driving her like 38-hour round trips from the Washington-Idaho border.

Why do I care about this?

This is my problem.

What publication is this?

Your favorite.

The Daily Mail?

I do like them.

I don't get it.

Listen, Sydney, Sydney, let me speak directly to you.

I want you to hear this from me.

I don't care about this.

No, I truly don't.

I don't care about this.

I feel bad for your parents.

And I don't think it's all you. I truly don't.
I think there's other issues at play. But more importantly, I don't believe your work has risen to the level to justify their divorce.
At this point, I've enjoyed White Lotus. I think you did a great job on Euphoria.
But it isn't the career that justifies the implosion of your family as of yet. So honey, from me to you, back to the drawing board, couple more films.
Let's grab some gold. Let's get an Oscar.
Let's take it to the next level. If you're going to say your career caused your parents' divorce, let's get something really under the belt.
Let's put a few awards under the belt. No? Keep going, Sydney.
You yourself can get a Birkin. Um.
She's a Birkin bag. We gotta get serious.
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It's a registered investment advisor that combines automated investing with dependable financial strategies to help you reach your goals faster. They'll provide you with personalized advice on what to invest in based on your goals.
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If you need it, it's for you. Let's talk about this Ab Fitch CEO.
Many of you don't realize this. I was a model for Abercrombie and Fitch for many years.
And I don't talk about it because it is something from my past that is very dark. This is what happened.
I'll tell the story

because, you know, I'll be

vulnerable. I'll be

vulnerable. I was

attending Nassau Community

College. I was in a car

with this guy

named Kenny who was fat. This guy

Buns who got amazing weed.

He didn't really talk. He kind of giggled.

He had great weed. We don't know what he did.
And this other kid that was in Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee and we would get high in the parking garage. And then we would walk through the food court and eat Ranch One chicken sandwiches or bourbon chicken, you know, Haagen-Dazs.
And can you get that up? Can you please make that bigger? This one? Yes, because that is a photo of me. That's a before and after photo of me, by the way.
The left and then the right. Now, I was walking through the mall and the Abercrombie and Fitch person noticed me as I was eating at Ranch One Chicken and Cheese.

And they said, would you stand here naked outside the store?

And I said, why?

And they said, well, because we think it would help sell the clothes.

And I did it.

And I did it.

And I was shot. The police shot me.
They showed up and shot because it was a prank I didn't realize what's going on now everyone's mad at Abercrombie and Fitch because they were sexed I'm sorry I can't anymore do you realize everyone that we're just in a circle of stories? There's nothing new. There's nothing new.
It's sex, company sex trafficking, celebrity sex trafficking, fucking, you know, the bitch in Hamas has a Tiffany's brooch on. There's nothing new in the news.
Kamala does a town hall where they ask her three-year-olds ask her questions that have to be, you know, vetted first. Like, it's a circle.
There's nothing new here. So, what is this 80-year-old? He's so happy.
Look how happy he is. He made it.
Look at how, by the way, look at how happy this man is. That is not an argument for doing the right thing, is it? Can you fill us in here? What did he do? He trafficked every...
So he was doing the casting couch? Yes, of course. Having parties under the pretense of that they were model castings, and then they were having sex with them, and they were young men, and it was all power dynamic exploitation.
Yeah, it's all thing, isn't it? He's got shorts on. Yes, Ab Fitch, wasn't there a documentary about Abercrombie and Fitch that kind of hinted at this, but it didn't fully go into it? Yeah, the dark side of cool.
Can we play the trailer to the dark side of cool? Ab Fitch was like the cool brand in what, the early 2000s? i never had a lot of abercrombie and fitch clothing but the cool kids did i got cool later on in high school uh i was wearing jencos and that was you know part of the aesthetic so let's watch the trailer here to the dark side of cool uh abercrombie and fitch is I hope no one in Hamas is wearing Abercrombie and Fitch. It's too expensive.
I was escorted to the front doors of the bedroom. When I entered that room, the door was closed behind me.
My feeling of being in that room was an animal. I was not a human to any of these people.
I was

a body. I was

being presented

to someone

to do what they wanted

with. I'm not trying to defend Abercrombie

and Fitch.

I'm not trying to defend Abercrombie

and Fitch here. But like,

unless this is brutal rape, I don't

care. I'm going to tell you, if this is

Hawkeyes being mad that they had to stand around their underwear,

I don't care. This has got to be brutal

I'm going to tell you, if this is Hawkeyes being mad that they had to stand around their underwear, I don't care. This has got to be brutal rape.
Brutal rape. This has got to be Hamas tunnel rape, or I don't care.
I'm hoping it builds because if it's just, I felt like an object and I was hot. I'm a little tired of hot people not being happy with it.
And then lashing out at everyone else that they're being treated like objects.

You're an object.

That's what you are, an object.

I'm not saying that you have to be objectified.

You don't have to.

Here's great ways to not be objectified.

Don't go outside.

Don't get any of the benefits from being hot.

But I'm just saying, like,

I am very upset if this is our word. And it's not or even sexual assault the grabbing no good but if this is like one of these like I'm mad that people thought I was hot I'm gonna lose my mind this has to be Hamas tunnel our word.
What happened to me changed my life. What happened? And not for the better.
What happened? Los Angeles, California. I've done this with the BBC.
I've been carrying out some research. Hello.
Was you raped by Abercrombie and Fitch? I've been investigating. I'm from the BBC.
In the US fashion industry. Did anybody try to rape you? Did you know the lady in Hamas has a Birkin? I don't have a Birkin.

At the heart of the secret...

Hamas works much harder than the BBC.

Keep going, please.

The man.

The man behind one of the biggest fashion brands in the world.

It's probably the darkest experience I've ever dealt with.

He was viewed as a form of genius.

The modern-day founder of Abercrombie & Fitch, Mike Jeffries. The head of a very powerful, very wealthy organization.
My investigation has taken me across the U.S. By the time the men would have arrived, where were they going to go? I mean, how easy could it have been to have left? Speaking to men who say they were exploited and abused.
Yes? Are we rolling? Take one. I think he's a deviant.
I think he's a predator. And I don't think that's what the public has seen.
I was overwhelmed. Like, I mean, I've never seen anything like this.
What I'd like to talk about is being lied to, tricked, and traded like a commodity. MeToo has empowered women to speak out about sexual abuse.
Now these men say they want to be heard too. I think it's rarely considered that men could be a victim of anything.
They face a double stigma.

And I don't think that men have quite had their Me Too movement. All right.
Well, hey, listen, that's the Abercrombie doc. Anyone being sexually assaulted, raped, exploited in any way is not ideal.
and this gentleman here doesn't look, doesn't seem innocent,

but he was arrested because they were doing very bad things, right? This was not good. This was Epstein-like.
They were trafficking people. Yeah, but just parties all over the world.
Parties all over the world trafficking people. There's no one under, I'm just asking a question.
And again, I'm just, let's say I'm the defense attorney. Do you not understand you're getting on a plane? You're going somewhere like, do you not understand what's about to happen? I guess not.
Because maybe you think you're modeling for Ab Fitch. Maybe they're just not being honest with you.
They're lying to you. They're going to come here to this model party and be a model.
And then you get there and you're like, it's actually an orgy. That's probably what's happening.
And that's wrong. That's not good.
Here, let's read some of this article here. Where is he, Palm Beach? Yeah.
He posted $10 million bond too, yeah. Yeah, he walked out without a care in the world.
80-year-old accuser is accused of wielding power wealth

and influence to traffic male models for sexual pleasure

across more than a decade while he ran the fashion powerhouse,

according to the U.S. Attorney's Office for the Eastern District of New York.

I think we just get rid of fashion, to be honest.

Let's get enough of that.

Get rid of this modeling thing.

John Luke Brunel was Epstein's guy. He was into the models.
It's all the models. It's all the models are always getting, you know who's not getting trafficked? My friends who work at pizzerias and bars.
They're not getting trafficked. Let's cut out the modeling.
How about that? Yeah, this is all very gross stuff that, unfortunately, people had to endure. And we try not to make light of it, of course, even though we just did for several minutes.
And we'll continue to throughout the rest of the episode and then also for the rest of the weeks, months, and years. And I'm on the air.
But this is also a disclaimer to say that we don't agree with any of the behavior by any of the people involved in Abercrombie and Fitch. The CEO, the CFO, or any of the handlers, the people who recruit, I just, you know, I'm a little bored of it.
And I don't trying to shit on anyone here. I'm just a little, every other week it's this.
Everyone's apparently trafficked. I'm the only one in the country who hasn't been trafficked, by the way.
Everyone's been trafficked five times. And I'm a little bored.
And I'm not denying these men and their experiences. And I'm not denying their justice.
I'm saying that it is, I feel like every week I have to react to the same five stories. And it's like a documentary from some nineties show we all watch.
And it's like, these kids were kept in a cage. They were fed like dogs.
And you're like, God damn it. Clarissa explains it all.
Well, explain this. Explain the rape.
And I'm like, can we please not ever, you know, boy meets world, boy meets rape. And it's just, I'm just, I'm not, I'm upset.
I don't like it. Put him in jail.
Throw away the key. I'm just saying as a broadcaster It is the constant The constant here

What about DXL?

The fat store

Are they trafficking anyone?

They're trafficking people

Get DXL up to fat store

Go to DXL.com

What if I was trafficked by DXL?

There it is, get that up They're getting trafficked Who's trafficking them? The fit you deserve Damn right What a sad logo, huh? The fit you deserve What about them? Are they not being trafficked? Why don't we look into that? We're looking at the DX fat store trafficking. I was brought into the back room.
I felt like an object. I did see DJ Khaled once at Rochester Big and Tall in Beverly Hills, which they closed out.
Rochester Big and Tall was the high-end DXL, and then they closed it down. They closed down.
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California principal demoted after inappropriate dance at pep rally. Let's see this.
Can we get a video of this dance? Oh, yeah. I don't think there are enough employees where we have to keep firing everyone.
We're losing our best teachers to inappropriate dances drug use and relationships with students the principal at buhack colony high school in atwater was placed on administrative leave monday after this video sent to us by abc 30 insider ryan atter. The video shows principal Robert Nunes dancing with the school's mascot.
He's initially seated in a chair as the mascot dances in front of him. Then Nunes is seen firing a confetti cannon before trading places with the mascot.
Like he came. Like he came.
Who wants to be principal of that shit school? Where is that school? The Fresno area. Yeah, it's a dump.
No one wants to do that job. Of course he's a deviant.
I mean, who wants to do that? So Fresno kids should see this? Listen, I'm not saying Fresno kids. If you think Fresno kids haven't seen worse than this, you're out of your mind.
If you think Fresno kids have a shot on this planet, you are out of your mind. And I don't mean to be negative, but every one of those kids, it's going to be a nightmare for all of those children, regardless of what the principal did.
Fresno kids, that principal lap dance where he fake comes with the cannon is going to be the high point of these people's lives. It's going to get much worse.
Well, I mean, it's clearly inappropriate. Is it inappropriate enough where he should not be allowed to be a principal of this failing school? I don't know.
You know, that's the real question, right? The real question is like, should he be allowed to get his job back? And a high school principal in Atwater,

he moves to lower position.

Moves to lower position. So they just made him assistant principal instead.
So he's

the assistant principal. Yeah.

What are they going to do? You know who's now the principal?

The guy who's the janitor. They don't care.

It's Fresno.

He's associate principal.

Yeah.

Okay, this is like when Putin

I'm Grey's Anatomy writer faked cancer And multiple tragedies good for her No problem with that Elizabeth Finch I don care. I don't care at all that she lied.
It's a corrupt business, Hollywood. And there's a lot of liars.
Good for her. I don't care.
She faked cancer. I mean, there's a whole plot of a show with our friend Ryan Phillippe and Megan Mullally and really Vanessa Bear.
Very funny. I forget what it's called.
It's about QVC. It's really, really good.
And I saw it. And I enjoyed it.
And the whole point of it is somebody who fakes cancer to get a job at a QVC. I love that for you.
TV series. A lot of fun.
I think it was one season. I don't think they're doing anything more.
But I tell you, I enjoyed it. I thought it was funny.
I thought it was really, really, really, I may rewatch it. I actually thought, she's hilarious, by the way.
I thought it was very funny, and that's the whole premise of the show, is that she fake cancer to get the job, and then everybody found out, and I think it's very funny, and I like that it happens in real life. I like that people lie about things like that and I like that they get ahead for it.
Because guess what?

The people at Grey's Anatomy don't deserve better.

The executives at Grey's Anatomy do not deserve better.

Okay?

They don't deserve better than to be lied to by this bitch.

My friend changed her name to Rodriguez to just get work because she wanted to pretend she's Hispanic Not a Hispanic bone in her body She just said my name's Rodriguez now You want to get woke? My name's Rodriguez And it kind of worked So whatever Gaddafi's grandson poses with his famous green book But people are confused He's a steampunk Let's get this photo of a Muammar Gaddafi's grandson poses with his famous green book, but people are confused. He's a steampunk.
Let's get this photo of a Muammar Qaddafi's grandson. I mean, oh boy.
I mean, here's the thing. You just can't, you never know which way the kids are going.
You just don't know which way the kids are going. You can do everything for your kids and it can turn out this way.

You know, thank God Ismail Henia's family was martyred.

Because can you imagine that leader of Hamas,

who within a few years, he's got the kids in a Burning Man costume?

She's got a Birkin bag.

They're not buying food for people.

They're buying Birkin bags and they're staying in nice hotels.

How dumb do we all look?

They have houses on the beach.

They've given up on the citizens.

They're just trading amongst themselves.

They're building wealth amongst themselves

Thank you. They have houses on the beach.
They've given up on the citizens. They're just trading amongst themselves.

They're building wealth amongst themselves.

And they've given up on the infrastructure of the country.

These people are uniquely evil.

They stay in nice hotels.

They have Birkin bags.

And yet no one has healthcare or food.

Interesting.

They are different.

I don't know anymore.

Sidney Sweeney.

Enough.

I've had enough.

I'm so excited.

People don't realize part of the decline of the American Empire, the decline of Hollywood and the inability to craft a narrative and shape public opinion. The internet moves so quickly.
And the inability of Hollywood to act as the myth-making capital of America is going to have a big effect going forward. It's going to be interesting.
It's one of the effects I think people really don't talk about when they talk about the decline of the traditional distribution methods, film, TV, things like that. Very controlled, tightly controlled distribution methods for the art and content, whatever that we made.
And a lot of that was incredibly instrumental with crafting the narratives that people in this country believed about major events, war and peace, about economic realities, all of that stuff. The inability to do that and the fact that it has now been replaced by algorithms, by social media apps, by, you know, DIY content that's uploaded, you know, millions of hours of it every, you know, every hour and all that stuff.
And the inability to control it is going to be one of the least talked about, but most important results of the decline of the traditional power structures in Hollywood. You're not going to be able to as easily tell people what to think about something.
You know, that's going to be interesting. There's going to be seven documentaries made on YouTube before you make this movie that no one watches about the thing.
You know? That's going to be interesting. There's going to be seven documentaries made on YouTube before you make this movie that no one watches about the thing.
You're going to make the movie that no one watches about said event. There's going to be multiple documentaries.
And I'm not saying those, I'm not claiming to know the veracity of those documentaries. It could all be crazy people.
I don't know. I'm just saying that that tightly controlled top-down narrative sculpting that Hollywood did since its inception has now and is completely in tatters.
People do not watch. Young people do not care.
This is not where they're getting their information. Look at across the board, podcasts have become incredibly influential in terms of the dissemination of the information.
More people are being entertained on TikTok and YouTube than going to movies. It's not even close.
It's not even close. A lot of people are getting information from alternate sources So, you know, Hollywood is not going to

It's not in that business anymore

So it's very interesting

That's one of the

People don't really talk about that

People don't really discuss that side of it

Because they don't really want to admit

That that's been what's going on

They don't want to say that They don't want to be like Well, another interesting thing is how are we going to lie to you people anymore? That's not what they want to say. But just zooming out, you go, huh, that is kind of an interesting.
Kamala mentions Jimmy Carter's public appearance as why everyone can vote. VP Harris says if Jimmy Carter can vote, you can too, because Jimmy Carter is a very old man.
Now, wait a minute. What is the video under her playing? So this was the Jimmy Carter being wheeled out after his 100th birthday? No, that's not Jimmy Carter.
No, here, I'll show you the full one. It's really, it's kind of crazy.
He shouldn't be outside. Yeah, but what is that? What was the one under that?

Was it just some random... No, this is him.

So this is Jimmy Carter a couple weeks ago.

They wheeled him out in Georgia.

He looks fine.

He's having a nice day he's voting yeah he's voting that's that's so their argument is that he's but someone's gonna vote for him no well his uh his grandson said that he was excited to vote. He said,

I'm excited, but more excited to vote for Kamal in November. He doesn't seem to

be excited for much, and I think that's a lie.

I think his grandson's

lying, and I don't think he's

excited to vote for much. Let's play this.

So, look, if Jimmy Carter can vote

early, you can too. You can too you can too oh my god that's the demo right there for her that old that old guy I just I don't understand poor Jimmy Carter I don't understand why he's enthusiastic about much he doesn't seem to be excited about much.
He seems to be... He's slowed down a bit.
Can we say that? He seems to have slowed down a bit. Not his old self.
But I'm glad he's excited. Let's go to the polls.
Go to the polls. The election is near.
The election

is near.

Go to the RCP. Real clear

politics averages. Let's see

where everybody stands.

It's election day in America.

RCP. Read out

the polls. Where are we?

Trump is ahead in every poll.

Whoa.

Yeah. RCP.
Whoa. Yeah.

RCP. Trump 219.

Harris 215.

Toss-ups 104. 312.

226 in the no toss-up states.

Go up to the

go up to

the battleground polls.

Trump is ahead

in every single battleground poll. Wow.
He's ahead in every single one. Well, they did a great job with her.
I think they did a great job with her campaign. I think I like that it didn't have a message or a policy, and I said that months ago when she came out, there was not one policy they focused on.
There was no Obamacare. There was no like, I'm running because I want healthcare.
I'm running to build a wall. I'm running for that.
It was not, it was vibes. It was fun.
It was, I love you. You love me.
History, making history. Now this doesn't mean she will necessarily lose

But I would not

I mean she's behind in every poll

It's not great

That's what it appears so

According to the good people at RCP

But I mean a lot of them are within the margin of error

To be fair

All of them are almost in the margin of error

Right?

Yes

Let's go. But I mean a lot of them are within the margin of error To be fair All of them are almost in the margin of error Right? Yes But he is up in every single one Yeah Yeah Well Interesting We'll follow it closely We'll do the.
We're doing the reporting by looking at polls for several seconds, not verifying them, and telling you what they are on YouTube. We're doing the reporting.
I'm more interested in what kind of Birkin that bitch in the tunnel had. That's the real story.
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I will send your job resume in that Hamas wife's,

Yaya Sinwar's wife's Birkin bag

with rubble in it.

And I will send it

and then they can pull your resume

out of the rubble in her Birkin bag.

I think it makes a lot nicer of a statement

than Pizza Hut.

Goodbye.