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for your support put a bow on it put a bow on it that's the end of the year baby in the books that's it wrap it up

they used to have a fella in our neighborhood Fox, that's it. Wrap it up.

They used to have a fella in our neighborhood when I was growing up, and he had affliction, you know, and nobody knew what he had, you know, but he had, and his daddy kind of had it. whatever his daddy had, His daddy, you know, it got worse when he had it, when he was born.
I'm like, damn, he's got it. And I remember at the holidays, they'd put a bow on him, put a big bow on him and let him be out in the yard and let him pick up some of the driveway gravel, make wishes on it, and throw it over the fence over there by their house.

But what are we talking about?

Good to see everyone.

Merry Christmas to you.

Merry Christmas to you.

Happy holidays.

Happy Black Christmas.

I know that there's some people celebrate that Black Christmas.

I don't remember what it's called and I don't want to offend anyone.

But that, you know what I'm saying?

That chocolate.

That chocolate Christmas, baby.

That Hershey's Christmas.

You know what I'm saying?

Get buck.

Get buck. And they got all the Christmases and everybody happy Christmas, Merry Christmas to you.
And the end of the year is here. I can't believe it.
I can't believe that, um, that we got the end of the year already. I just remember everything was kind of,

it was a crazy year. It started off, you know, shit was weird and then things got kind of trans or whatever.
And then suddenly it's Christmas. And here we are.
We have some great Christmas music too. I want to just take a second so we can hear a couple of these tunes.
so we have them and just put us in the mood right here today. At the end of 2024 right here, let's hear a little something.
And that's Christmas Bells by Mike Franklin. And that's that autism Christmas, baby.
That Christism, baby. Let's hear a little more of it.
Santa's coming. Hello.
Santo Hello Santa

Santa

China

And that's a little bit of Asian Christmas too.

That's that Bobby Lee lunch whistle, baby.

You know what I'm saying?

That's that Bobby Lee mating whistle, baby. You know what I'm saying? That's that Bobby Lee mating call right there.

And you can see Bobby Lee just looking up in the distance behind a big stack of,

like a big rice wall or something.

Boy.

You can see him looking up. Whoa.
And that's beautiful there right there. It's called Christmas Bells by Mike Franklin.
And you got to love music this time of year. It's something that really keeps you together, keeps your mind together.
I'll put on a song sometimes if I can't, you know, if I can't handle shit, I'll damn put on a song.

And I'll put a pacifier in my ass and just pray to God.

Brother, let's hear one more song here.

This is called Christmas Wonders by Howard Harper Barnes. Amen.
And this sounds like rich people driving to shop or whatever, you know, and they're the kid has clean hair, you know, and the kid has clean hair and has a lunch that has a lunchbox that has actual lunch in it. You know, I remember my lunchbox.
Sometimes it would just have a little piece of paper in there and say, fuck you on it. You know, and then some silverware in that bitch, too.
So it'd make a, you know, it'd make that sound,

that very industrial

sound. When you were running with it, you would hear

the silverware in there.

And then you'd, nice

piece of paper in there or something, be like, get fucked!

You know, or

something like that

inside of it. Let's hear a little bit more.

Oh, we are rich. We have gas in our car.
It's a Volvo. Late for the store.
The mall. It's closing.
Let's get some steak for the kids. We're rich.
Bum, bum. Are we almost out of gas? Fuck no, we're not.
We're rich. That's what that reminds me of.
Rich people going to the mall with their clean hair and shit. And their kids or whatever.
That ain't the kind of,

our shit was just like,

jingle bells,

you'd have some guy out there

fucking smoking,

jingle bells!

Then he'd throw a fucking,

and he'd throw a fucking

mill of light against the wall.

He'd be like, where's your mother?

Where's your fucking mother?

Like, Mom, who is that?

Mom, is that Santa?

He'd be like, no, that's your,

and it would be your dad or your stepdad

or the mechanic who y'all owed money to.

Dude, I remember the mechanic. One time we owed him something.
he came and got that bitch right back off the car bro he i don't know if it was a damn spark plug or it was a motor joint or whatever he was a damn clevis clamp or something for a steering pendulum and he came and pulled that bitch right out of there dude yeah that car after that. You had to turn the radio up to get it to go left.

Every time that, if you wanted that bitch to go left,

you had to fucking crank up some Aerosmith and pray.

Two people had to be praying in the back.

It ran on four hands power.

You had to have four hands pushed together,

praying straight to God, crank up that Aerosmith, bam, son, 90 degree right turn. That's how we did it back then.
And that's what that song reminds me of. That's Christmas Wonders by Howard Harper Barnes.
Beautiful tune there to get you ready for the holidays. Let me see what we got here here's one right now and this is uh christmas in the club let's hear it oh shit oh Oh shit.
Prancer. Prancer.
In this bitch. Dancer.
On this shit. Reindeer.
Reindeer. Skrr.
Oh. reindeer reindeer on Pluto on Ricky on Mario on DeAndre in the club we all reindeer that's a mildly urban tune i believe there and that's christmas house music by dylan stitz all right and we may have one more christmas tune here to bring you guys into the um into the world bro We got a little something right here

And this is called Trap Beat Christmas into the world, bro.

We got a little something right here.

And this is called Trap Beat Christmas Past

by Cushy.

Bring it up in my headphone.

Cushy.

Snowfall, bitch

All the way Rocky

Rocky

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Rocky Thank you. Rocky got that cock on him and that is Trap Beat Christmas passed by Cushy with a little bit of ensemble in the background I added some vocals there that was Rocky got that cock on him at the end and everybody remembers the fella I grew up with his son Rocky and, and he was mentally, he was just, well, he wasn't mentally.
He was unmental, or, you know, he just, his shit was kind of, you know, he was that fucking, he was just the Lord's side item. And he, but he had that thang on him, baby Maybe he had that piece.
He had that freaking Draco on him. Boy, Rocky got that cock on him.
And I remember one year around the holidays, everybody was just shocked at the size of the stump on that beautiful young fella. Even his father.
Even his father was. And that's what it's all about.
What's going on? Sorry, don't know what I'm talking about. We're in the Christmas time of year.
And I want to thank everybody who's just listened to the podcast this year and made a part to be a part of it. We've had the most

successful year as a podcast, depending on what you determine success by, but we've had the most prolific year, I think, and that's a blessing just to have it like that. um and what's going? Today, I got to go over to Vanderbilt University over there with Coach Clark Lee and hang out with some of the players over there and watch them practice.
They got a beautiful facility, you know, and it was just, you know, I felt lucky to be in the building. This is an sec football school and just to watch them go and just how it all um they have like the different periods for when like uh the team switch and and and practice different parts of the game plan and different um formats and everything when a football format and just so just to witness all of that was pretty awesome you know and just to be in in Nashville as that team is building and putting really just putting that anchor down baby this was the year that they really kind of I think put that stamp win on the program and just a great season over there and so that was great just to just to go get to do that and i wish them the best over there against georgia tech with uh diego pavia that latino ninja and that guy just you know there's he is one of a kind man and that whole team is.
It's just they got a family over there, and so I think that's what I like the most, just being able to be around a group of people, and, you know, as you get older and as life changes, you don't get a lot of groups like that. You don't get a lot of team like that in your life as much, so I think, you know, even just to get to see that and be around it for just like we went over there for maybe an hour and a half or something and uh yeah it was just it was cool man i'm not trying to brag about it or anything and some you know but it was just i just thought it was it was just cool so thankful to them um what's been happening in the world uh we got a couple of things people right here it says um new jersey drones oh god what is this they got a call that came in about it let's hear this what is it onward hey phil what's up what's up brother uh thanks for calling brother um just wanted to, ask what you think about the drones in New Jersey.
Just wanted to hear your thoughts on that, and have a good day. The drones in New Jersey? Yeah, I've seen it.
People are like, look, hey, Samantha, get the fuck out of here. She's breastfeeding some little Rutgers fan or whatever, and he's like, Samantha, get the fuck.
Get out of here. Put your tits away and get out of here.
The drums. They got the drums.
Some guy's got fucking salami grease in his eyes. He can't even see that good.
He's all fucking just geeked up on mortadella or whatever. He's likeie you're seeing drones and people saying they're from africa online african drones and bet that would be they'd be paper airplanes bro africa ain't making no drones bro they making soup they got they got they're dealing with

different issues grassroots issues over there you know they make zambian drones over there it's probably people like it's aliens you know i don't care i don't care what it is i don't care dude i don't care if it's aliens good y'all keep talking about them bitches every week bring them on

I hope it is something

from another world

that probably

hopefully it's coming to help the jets whatever it is that's all it is hopefully whatever them drones i hope they should go i hope they go straight over there and help the jets over there because they could use some support i know that the new york jets could use a damn drone or something on defense they need they need some free they need it but yeah that's what people are saying that the drones over there hey gina get out here gina's inside she's finishing finishing off a tattoo. She's getting a tattoo on her arm.

A fucking, you know, she finally, it's like the third character from fucking Boondock Saints or something on her arm.

Or it's some chick from Marist, you know, with a jersey, Mike's brassiere, you know.

She's nine mint juleps into the slot and she's figuring things out it's the drones you know i just i you know it's probably one of those frats just uh dropping pills into people's drinks that's the way that's how they're doing it now ladies it's it's the drones it's some probably some pike with a with a remote on his phone oh so i don't know that's what's going on out there um but yeah that's what's happening in my world today. That's kind of it.
You know, the years happen so fast. I feel like I'm not getting enough time to prepare to be, to do it.
You know, it's almost like you want to finish everything off and do everything. And then I got to remember, you know, you can only do what you can, right?

You can only do what you can. And, you know, instead of trying to make it to five houses in one day on Christmas or Christmas Eve, like make it to two or three and spend some quality time there and say, hey, next year, I'll come and see you guys, you know, or I'll see you at Easter.
or I'll see you here or I'll see you the day after.

You know, sometimes... Say, hey, next year I'll come and see you guys, you know.
Or I'll see you at Easter. Or I'll see you here.

Or I'll see you the day after.

You know, sometimes we try to stack everything on the one day.

Yeah, so that's what's happening.

What else is happening in the news?

London's Christmas tree this year is pathetic, this says.

Let me see.

Ooh, that bitch. Dang, boy.
London. The bridge is falling, dude.
That bitch gonna fall as well, baby. Gosh.
Man, that thing looks like it got too many vaccines, brother. That thing.
Wow. London.
London. Y'all didn't.
You guys must have given all your money to foreign countries as well. Brother, that thing barely lit up.
That thing missing some branches. A bird wouldn't land in that, bitch.
I know that. You'd be lucky to find maybe a penguin roll up under it.
But you couldn't find 60 birds that would live in that bitch that thing looks like section eight for swans over there you got you

missing some branches on it that looks like when you get one of those haircuts at one of those

schools you ever been to like the school where they cut it and they have the person up front

it's his first time he's like it's like a school it's a hair school they had it in our town when i was young and for 50 cents they cut your hair or they cut it for free if you fucking walked in there they didn't give a shit they was just happy to let any practice on it right you come out that bitch looking like a damn god everybody you get like a six-year-old lesbian i don't care care what you was. Male, female.
Bichon. Anything.
They put a. I don't care if you was Australian Shepherd.
You look like a damn six-year-old lesbian in there. They put damn sideburns on your fucking.
Right on the front of your head. They didn't know what they was doing in there.
think it was an avader roberts or something it was called avader roberts uh hair cafe or whatever you go in there 50 cents and it was some dude it was he'd been a substitute teacher three weeks earlier at my school and now he's in here and he's shaking hands you know hi i'm you know i'm reginal or whatever. And he changed his name and it's Reginald.
Bitch, you're Reginald. All right, I don't know.
You know, I'll pretend with you for 45 seconds, but you're Reginald from social studies, sir. And then he'd try to trim your shit up or whatever.
He'd take you, they'd wash your hair. Dude, he'd try to fucking drown you in there.
Drown you in the sink for 50 cents. You'd barely make it out that bitch, dude.
Just scary to be a part of some of that shit. What were we talking about, Trevin? Do you remember? The London Christmas tree.
Oh, yeah. So I can relate to, you know, not getting what you pay for there london or getting what you pay for you know that's what you get baby what else do we have porn hub will block access for floridians on january 1st and i say this you know i applaud this i have friends that work in uh pornography or that do it and stuff like that and that's.
This is not a judgment against any of those people or any people that are involved in sex work.

But no one in Florida will be able to access Pornhub, the most trafficked pornography website in the world as of January 1st. And honestly, I think that it's good.
you know i think watching per uh porno uh has it's not it's it makes for me it makes a lot of shame inside of me anytime i'm busting myself out or just you know or you know doing you know anytime i'm just you know just larping that freaking r or whatever, or just making my body talk and do just... Anytime I'm doing pornography, I don't feel good about myself.
That's the truth. I don't feel good about myself.
It makes me feel ashamed, kind of. It makes me feel weak.
It makes me feel ashamed of myself. And those aren't ways that I want to feel.
And I believe it takes away because I've seen this happen with so many of my friends and myself. I think it takes away your desire to connect with the opposite sex, you know, and then like you go home and you don't have the energy for your wife.
You don't even have the attraction because you're basically just taking the attraction out of your body. You know, God puts like magnets in our body or mother nature or God or Godmother nature, whatever.
She keeps changing her name. I have no idea.
But she's probably just probably just hiding you know trying to hide from the courts or whatever but she they and god or whatever they put like a magnet in your body and that creates the attraction so when i'm taking all my energy and i'm putting it just into pornos on the internet or whatever i'm just just, I'm just giving all of my energy, my good, uh, beautiful human nature energy. I'm giving it away, you know? And, and then it makes me feel ashamed.
It makes me feel just, it doesn't make me feel good. That's what I'll say.
And so I don't want to do that. And so I'm glad that they're starting to crack down and and not they're starting to.
But we we need some help. I think that's what I think.
I think we need some help. Yes, people should be able to watch whatever they want or look at whatever they want.
But also, I don't think we should just let things, everything just be available. I don't think so.
And some people might say, well, that's like communism or something. I don't know.
That's like a restriction. That's fine.
Look, I've watched enough porno to know that you don't need it. Now, it's easy for me to say because I got to see some of it.
But, you know, and I'll sit around a fire and tell you what it was like if that's what you need, but I'm happy. I think we need to go back to the days of drawings.
You have to sneak into your brother's room and sneak a drawing of some cooter out from under a fucking aquarium, and it's a little bit wet, and it's got some fish flakes on it or whatever on the sketch, but that's how you get it. You know, so I think there needs to be a little more more barrier to entry in the sex.
Yeah. And look, that's how I feel about it.
And that's OK if you feel differently. But I've watched it have an effect on my own life.
And I'm glad it won't be as accessible I think and that's okay if you feel differently I'm not saying what I feel is right and that's okay um but I'm just tired of like I feel like it takes your masculinity it's trying to and it's like these systems that use these algorithms against us. It knows.

It knows you're addicted to it.

So it's like I'm going to serve you that addiction right here.

And it is up to ourselves to be able to prevent ourselves from looking at it.

I agree. But it's easier for me not to do cocaine if somebody isn't just,

if every time I open my window,

there's somebody not right there with some cocaine. So that's all I'm saying.
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So they over there mingling or whatever, talking shop. Okay, what else we got? We got some more art.
TikTok is on the verge of getting banned. The Supreme Court will hear arguments over the law that could ban TikTokiktok in the u.s if it's not sold

who is the owner of tiktok i want to see if he would come on here i think it's chow shane or

something i think it's chow shane uh chow zi chu uh shit

yes chow zi chu chow zi chu yeah we got to get him in here because i want to know what the truth is and i would like to say to you shalls eat you if you're willing to come on maybe we would love to have you in here just to learn a little bit about it right here the supreme court said it will hear arguments next month over the constitutionality of the federal law that could ban TikTok in the United States if its Chinese parent company doesn't sell it. The law enacted in April set a January 19th deadline for TikTok to be sold or else face a ban in the United States.
The popular social media platform has more than 170 million users in the U.S. The high court will also hear arguments from content creators who rely on the platform for income and some tiktok users president-elect donald trump who once supported a ban but then pledged during the campaign to save tiktok has said his administration would take a look at the situation trump met with tiktok ceo xiao zi chu on friday um the case pits free speech rights against the government's stated aims of protecting national security.
The government ain't protecting national security. I think at this point we can all recognize they don't really have our security in their sights.
You know what I'm saying? They let they'll let anybody. They don't want somebody getting your information off TikTok, but they'll let somebody just come across the, willy-nilly come into the country.
Willy-nilly. And I say that only because we've met with border patrol agents and that's the truth.
There's no, you can sugarcoat it any way you want um so i don't believe that i believe that they don't want people sharing the truth about the genocide in palestine and that's why that they're doing it i believe that that's what it is and tiktok is one of those places where people can still do that and um they want to own it they want to own it dude suppressing yes suppressing thank you so much yes and i think uh yeah i mean and people say um thank you and um and people say like well we don't want china to have our information all these every they all have, what are they? I don't understand sometimes what that means,

you know?

Like,

what do you have my information?

I have like six pieces of information.

There's no way you don't have them.

I've put them into some of the

probably shadiest sites

on the web.

You got them.

You know?

I don't even,

people have our information.

What do you,

I'm scared they're going to get my DoorDash order. They've got even people have our information what do you my i'm scared they're gonna get my door dash order they've got they have our information so then it's just what don't they want us to see right what don't they want us to see because if they can control what they what we see they'll control what we know or what we believe maybe i don't don't know.
Do I sound crazy? I don't know. Doesn't matter.
While both are in the, and there is a, and there's a difference between the Tik TOK in China and the Tik TOK in USA. While both, it says right here, while both are owned by the same company, ByteDance, Tik TOK in China called doing doing doing D O China called Douyin, is significantly different from the

version available in America, with a much stricter focus on child-friendly content,

including educational videos and stricter time limits due to stricter Chinese government

regulations regarding online content for minors, whereas the American version is considered more

open and has a wider variety of content. With less restrictions on viewing time.
It's more open. It's a wider variety.
So I understand. The Chinese government probably.
Keeps theirs more informative. And then.
You know America. It's just.
We like the fat. We like the funny.
You know, it's just like we don't want to learn as much.

It's not as much of our nature, a lot of us.

You know, we're more tempted by the other stuff.

And so that's what we kind of consume and enjoy.

But that seems like a crazy.

But I just don't buy the content.

I just don't buy that they're getting to get our information.

What are you going to get, my shoe size? What are you going to get, my address in that they're getting our information. What are you going to get? My shoe size? My address in college? What are you going to get? What vitamins? What are you going to get? It's like, you know, we don't...
They're going to get our... What information? I can't think of anything that I haven't already put into a computer probably.
So I think they have our information, but what do I know, dude? I don't fucking know, dude. I'll smoke a bag of my own and nuts, homie.
I don't give a shit, boy. I will eat the fucking shingles off your house.
Yeah, I will. All right.
What else do we have? We got some calls that came in. Any more news columbus funeral home the first operating america with a liquor license columbus ohio a north side funeral home could soon serve mourners in a new way alcohol wow welcome to ireland that's what we're talking about funerals evergreen funeral cremation and Reception is set to open next year.
They apply for liquor license and could soon be serving people during services. That's nice.
The mission is to make the process of a very difficult time a little easier. My role in this position is to be kind of a party planner for the dead.
That's what Hunter Triplett told WSYX. Triplett wants to shed the business's reputation of being dark and morbid by offering manageable prices and the option for mourners to raise a toast to a lost loved one with a bar.
That's fair. Interesting.
We will be serving alcohol when people are on the premises and remain on the premises. Yeah, because imagine that.
Somebody leaves a funeral, car accident, deceased. So these people are kind of, I don't know what that's called, double dipping or whatever.
It seems like it. So, but hey, that's the kind of America we should, you know.
But we got to ban TikTok because it's getting your information. What else? Oh, New York considering special hotline just for CEOs to report alleged threats to their safety after the Brian Thompson killing.
For those of you who do not know it,ompson was the um he was the matriarch or whatever the brian thompson not that's not the right word he was the ceo of united health care i believe it's called united health care he was gunned down in the middle of manhattan earlier this month um and so new york governor kathy hockle is considering a creating a special hotline just for ceos to report alleged threats to their safety a hotline that sounds like some ceo is going to call a hotline i think they know now like they should all they would all call it because it they just got, they, now there's no point in the Holland. You got it.
They, there's the, the threat to the safety is there. You know, somebody had been popping off.
Somebody pulled that Draco out on somebody, you know, because they wouldn't do the, you know, they was wrenching somebody's mother over to medical bills and stuff. You knew it was going to happen, I feel like.
And I feel like this is where we're starting to get in society where you're going to start to see vigilantism. Now, some people can just say it's murder.
Some people can say it's vigilantism. You know, and it could be both.
That's the thing as well. But you're just going to see, yeah, at a certain point, that's going to happen.
You know, you're seeing people take things into their hands because institutions like the government or won't do it. That's what you're starting to see.
You're seeing it everywhere. You know, you started to see it during COVID when Dave Portanoi was handed, they were helping out, they were helping out small businesses while the government, while COVID people were, they were shutting them down.
So you started to see private people or regular people taking action

to do things that you would think

that your government would do, right?

And I think at a certain point,

you would think that your government

would keep you safe from

toxic insurance programs.

And they aren't.

Medical debt is the leading cause of bankruptcy in America. So you think about the stress and all that causes.
It's horrible. It's horrible.
But meanwhile we have billions of dollars to give somewhere else. It's just fucking people are sick of things.
And then you start to see people take things into their own hands that their government should be doing for them. So how do you guys feel about vigilantism or, you know, I don't, is that a crazy thing to say? I mean, obviously it is murder.
It is a crime. So that is no doubt, but sometimes there are crimes that people do because they don't, there's no choice.
You know, we give that excuse when people rob a Shoney's or whatever, or you rob a taco uh vesper whatever uh some guy selling fucking fucking Mexican off of the back of a damn bird scooter or whatever. Some fucking lime.
Some fucking little lime monster. You know, slinging that shit, homies.
You know, slinging that shit. But anyway, I'm fucking rambling.
I think I'm getting a little bit into the news. But I'm just interested.
I'm interested. What do you guys think about vigilanteism? Do you think this is just murder? Do you think that we're going to see more of that as time goes on? Yeah, because at some point, if something bends enough, the fucking shit's going to start to get weird.
And I kind of, I like weird shit. You know what I'm saying?'m saying I like weird shit bro I've been involved in some misconnections with the devil brother um but I love how the government thinks a hotline is gonna help bitch that's the same thing you gave to people that were having problems with the insurance company in the first place you gave them a call a hotline my fucker his mom your mom's mom's been on on hold with insurance for two hours now she got to call another hotline to complain about it get fucked that's what I say bro that's what I say and when

when people start to realize the truth bro shit gets it's that's wild that's what i say man damn that shit got me agitated and i'm between insurance companies right now so i better calm down dude and that's the truth i think my new policy goes in on the uh first or whatever so anyway let's get to some calls man sorry i've been rambling i know i've been kind of vocal about shit but maybe i'm not sorry i don't give a i don't know what i'm doing dude i don't know it's been a long year and shit does make me agitated sometimes i've had three coffees today you know i watched a sec team play football i'm feeling hyped um we got a video call in right here that came in as always the hotline is 985-664-9503 and there's uh you can submit videos as well through the website here we go you want potty and what after that? Gang, gang. Gang, gang.
Maybe there's a young kid right there. And if he potties or whatever, if he does pissing or does booty work, they let him say gang, gang.
And that's beautiful. Praise God.
Good to see these young fellas. Right here.
What up, Theo? My name is Dallas. What's up, Dallas? Good to see.
Good to hear you, brother. Let's hear more.
I'm driving home right now. What I do for a living is I set up Christmas lights for people.
So some might call me a spreader of joy. You know, I'm a joy spreader.
Spread that holiday greeting. Okay, brother, thank you.
Yeah. And putting the lights up.
I looked into it. It's a little pricey.
I looked into it. It's a little pricey.
I'd rather just get home and wish they were up for about a month. And then just, then it's January or whatever.
But I do feel you. And I get jealous when I see homes that have them up.
And if I get a wife next year, I don't work as much. I'm going to put some up, but onward, man, I'm sorry.
I'm making this about me, brother. Let's hear more.
But what I'm, what I'm trying to get to is that, you know, I do it all morning, all night long. Sometimes I'm getting home at three in the morning and doing that again at seven in the morning.

So it's long days. Yeah, brother.
Well, you can't, you know, if you're trying to change the whole mood of a neighborhood, it's going to take time, man. You know what I'm saying? Romano's macaroni grill wasn't built in a day or whatever they say, man.
I don't know what that saying is. Onward.
And I i feel like i'm giving all the joy but i don't have the joy being replenished within my my temple my body so i don't know i just what what is your advice on how to i'll tell you how you gotta do a little peep in time and maybe you right there. You right there, brother.

You know what I'm saying?

You right there.

The devil just put you on the windowsill, boy.

You elf on a shelf of lust, brother.

You got an excuse to be on the ladder.

You know how hard it is to climb up that ladder with no excuse to be in someone's yard, brother?

And you just tell them you're bird watching or something? You're just staring into their fucking window? Yeah, dude, you're getting paid to peep in time, brother. What are you talking about? Change your attitude.
Start lurking and slurping, homie. You know what I'm saying? Get tipped out big, dog.
You feel me? How much is that doggy in the window? Get over there and get you some, boy. Oh, with that ladder, boy.
Get out there, brother. You know what I'm saying? Slurp, daddy.
All All right, let's hear another call that is coming about christmas hi theo it's destiny from mississippi hey stephanie from mississippi over there and um i'll be going to natchez mississippi actually uh for a night to spend time with some family that I used to live with over there.

My buddy Richard Sharp, his family.

And just blessed to get to see them again.

Gang, onward.

I'm sitting here racking my brain

trying to figure out

what I should get my eight-year-old son for Christmas.

I mean, you were a boy once.

You were eight once. So, yeah.
i just want to know your thoughts about that thank you man love you bye love you too thank you so much for calling that's a good question what do you get an eight-year-old boy and he's just a boy probably wonder how tall he is how long is an eight-year-old let me look that up really quick.

How long is an eight-year-old? Let me look that up really quick. How long is an eight-year-old soccer game? What? That's ridiculous.
Who's looking up that shit? It says between 47 and 54 inches tall. Shit.
How long is that? How long is that that how much is that 50 feet or sorry 50 inches is four feet okay so we're looking at four feet tall something that's four feet tall what do you get it fuck that's a damn wiener dog it's you know that you got living with you um yeah an eight-year, you know what? I think there was some things my mom would get us that were fun things, but then she would get us things that were like, um, kind of creative, like thinking things as well, you know? And I really liked that. Like we would get like puzzles or, um, different type of stuff, clay.
Uh, one year we didn't have any money. My mom got us a couple, she got us everybody these two-liter sodas, these big old and big dog.
You remember them bitches? When they first came out with them bitches. And one year, they came out with a damn three-liter soda.
Bring that bitch up. God dang, boy! Bro, you rolled into my neighborhood with a fucking three liter soda bro we right here you don't want it anyway we right here we ready bro that bitch was a gang banger so that you know that's the kind of shit i get that little bastard a three liter soda baby shake that bitch up but i think also some jewelry get him something man i'ma i'ma uh ice my family out probably with some stuff from coals or maybe some backwoods uh um shirts or whatever you know different uh shit what is it called a full body fits maybe some backwoods fits or something so yeah i think but that an eight-year-old i like something though that he has to think or something something you can also maybe do with him there's got to be like a fun like a good game or something or a shovel too or a treasure map get him like a a something maybe hide something for him and get him that treasure uh get him a treasure getter.
Because, yeah, then you have him dig up something, and maybe it's nothing, right? But, oh, well, that's life, huh? That's life, shorty. Better learn it now.
Work hard, bro. You ain't getting shit.
But, no, I think also a big hug, maybe take him to a nice movie. Ooh, what about this? What if you get him like a gift card to a movie theater and then he gets to pick out some movies he wants to go see? So maybe that could be something where you get to read the movies to him and be like, well, these are the movies they have for your age.
And then he gets to pick one and choose it. And then it's him making a choice and um feeling like he has a choice and if you guys get to spend time together or not i think that would have been something that i probably would have enjoyed you know or um you know my mom took me to wendy's once when we were kids and i remember that and uh that's nice that was something nice as well.
Destiny is that lady's name. And yeah, and just Merry Christmas to you and your son.
I'm glad you guys get to do some fun stuff together. What's something else? I think something like that is nice where he gets a say-so in it and then it's a choice he made.
So that kind of builds up his ability to think and ask like, okay, well, what are the choices, right? Maybe. What do I know? Eight-year-old kid might not.
He might want to just sip trank or whatever and sit in a fucking sedan in the parking lot. I have no idea what kids are doing now.
Here we got a call that came in right here. As always, the hotline, 985-664-9503.
What's up, Theo? This is Will from South Carolina. I had a question for you.
I was just wondering. We, me and my buddies went to a casino up here, Kings Mountain, one of the Native American casinos.
You guys went to a Native American casino. Okay.
Thank you. I was just astounded by the amount of Asians here.
Not to be racist or anything, but like... It's not racist to see Asians, brother.
Let me tell you that. It's not racist to see Asians.
You see Asians, what are you going to do? Not see them or whatever? Pretend you're going to rip your eyes out of your head? No, it's okay to see Asians, brother. Let's more sorry let's hear more amount of asians that were at this casino were just insane dude i mean you know it was pretty cool but have you ever experienced that asians are uh prolific gamblers yeah i've seen a lot of that man hi dollar the one guy was yelling i guy was yelling, I remember.
There was a basketball or something. I remember walking through a casino one time and then an Asian fellow over there.
Haidala! Haidala! He kept yelling. Haidala! And, yeah, they love it.
Asians like that risk. They like the fucking risk, man.

Because I think Asians, they just, they like the risk.

They like the smoke.

They like the smoke and they like the risk, you know.

Hey, what's up, you know.

Hey, I'm Asian. So, yeah, dude, they fucking, yeah, Asians, asians bro hey what are you doing huh i'm gambling hey you know so yeah asians love that shit bro hey bro put four asians in a box what do you got people that gamble praise god baby um here we go we got a call that came in right here onward hey theovan my name is miles i have a brother hey miles and thank you for calling and i'm glad that you have a brother man let's hear some more but x really gay how do i ask him if he's gay without pissing him off thank you bro well i think you could do it in a gift way you know you could do it in a um in a gift way like a note or so like you hide it you put a note in a package a a little note, and you write it, draw it or whatever.
And it says, like, are you? And then it just has, like, two guys hugging or whatever. But then he's just going to think that you're just asking if he's in the Navy or whatever.
So you got, I'm trying to think of how do you do it?

I think you just got to tickle him or not until he tells you if he's gay or not. That's what my uncle would do.
You just, because of gay, you know, because that's how you even get gay. Somebody just tickles you so damn much.
Your whole spirit just kind of fucking just spoils in it,

just wanting to meet some guys somewhere.

So I think you got to figure it out, brother.

I don't know, dude.

Why would you even call and ask me that?

I don't know.

I mean, I appreciate you calling.

Sorry, I shouldn't say that.

I appreciate you calling, man. You know what I'm sorry you're dealing with that.

But I'm glad you care. I remember I thought my brother would try to make love to me when we were children you know that and uh and i'd be scared and so at night i remember i'd put i had me a little bag a little sack of jingle bells you know a couple j bells and uh i'd lay down at night and i'd balance some j bells on my body and um and so if he tried to come get me, it would, you know, you could set off the alarm, you know.

So what else?

Oh, what do I want for Christmas?

I am getting a book that I know I asked for.

I got a couple of vitamins. I'm getting this mic arm maybe fixed.
What else? I'm trying to maybe take a little trip to the beach or something, but I don't know yet. Yeah, I'm going to spend Christmas in Louisiana.
So I'm excited about that in Baton Rouge and Covington, Mandeville, New Orleans, just around the hood. So grateful for that to see some of my friends and family.
So those are things that are going on with me. Let me play a call right here.
Hey, what's up, Theo up the i'm a huge fan i listen to your podcasts at work all the time thank you brother thank you for checking it out and yeah i feel fortunate that we get to keep doing this my question is i was in the military for five years and i was in japan and i had a fiance of five years and when i came home I found out she cheated on me a year ago. Should I give her another chance since, I mean, I wasn't home all the time.
I'd come home once a week every year or should I just move on? Thanks gang gang. You know, I think that's a great question.
I think you got to look at the reality of it. If you're home once a week for a year, that's tough.
Now she broke her word. Some people are young and at certain times they just, their word isn't really as strong because they are still putting their word together.
And I'm not justifying everybody's behavior, uh, everybody's behavior. I'm not justifying my own behavior even.
Um, but there's definitely a different, you know, you know, you're still, you're learning some things and people said, well, you should, you're learning in your 20. Yeah, you are.
Yeah. You're learning how to be in a longest, all that stuff.
You're figuring it out. Sometimes you're afraid to hurt somebody's feelings and that's why you don't tell them, even though that's, it's selfish because it has hurt them in the longer way, but you don't know that you're're figuring it out sometimes.
So I think it's possible. I've had friends that have forgiven the loved one or significant other for sexual indiscrepancies, and then they packaged it up.
And now you can hear them, you know, you'll invite them. I won't even invite them over because they'll be in there thumping brother they'll be in there just slurping so i think that's part of it but yeah i think and look you can always try it and see how it goes but the weird thing and i've done this where you forgive somebody but then you keep bringing that shit up that isn't good it feels good, but it's not cool.
So that's the thing you can't do. If you forgive, you have to forgive, man.
You have to forgive because otherwise you're just letting somebody hold. You're just, you're basically holding a card.
You're saying, I'm going to hold this card that I can use whenever I want. And that's even, that's worse than choosing to forgive or not to forgive.
You know, that's you then saying, I want this power. I want this power to control how the situation goes constantly.
And I'll notice that in my own life over a certain time. Sometimes I'll, I want to keep a level of communication.
I want to keep enough distance where I can kind of, like if I think somebody might be like have an issue or might be upset about, instead of bringing it up and talking and getting it out, I'd rather almost sometimes, this is not the best part of me that wants to do this, but there's a part of me sometimes that would, it almost rather let them be unsure, you know, because it let them be unsure if our relationship is okay, because it gives me some sort of power, you know, um, it gives me some sort of control, perceived control in my own head. And, um, and that's a sick part of me that operates that way and it's not always or anything

and it's definitely been more in the past but i have noticed that behavior in myself at times if i'm not doing well or not taking care of myself um i'd rather keep things on thin ice because because i'm used to i'm that's why i do well you know i'm okay on thin ice how you gonna be out here you know it's that kind of shit um so but uh holding a grudge or yeah holding a grudge type shit but yeah man I wish you the best luck I think it's uh nice of you to call and ask about it man and and also we all figure things out as we go so don't be too hard on yourself either. You know.
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Let's hit,

take a call right here.

Jesse's girl. Tiffany, get out here.
They got aliens out here. Hey, quit.
Hey, bring out a couple of man. Warm up the manicotti.
They got fucking aliens out here you think an alien is gonna come to america on a fucking drone or whatever on some bitch ass toyota drone or something them bitches have got it's basically a ceiling fan that's in the fucking air with a couple christmas lights on it look at these aliens bro aliens are doing alien they blink their eyes and your fucking asshole's missing. They're doing, they're on another level.
You think they're out here just running around just on, you know, 97 octane over here? Just peeking in neighborhoods and shit? Over here looking at a bunch of above ground swimming pools. Just watching people just singing Bruce Springsteen in above ground swimming pools over there.
Outside of Trenton or whatever. Get fracked.
Brr. Stringing up these lights.
Anyway, onward. Thank you.
I've been going through a little bit of a rough patch. Lost my job, lost my house.
About a year after getting a divorce. Okay, rough patch.
Lost your job and your home. Man, I'm sorry to hear that.
And it's been about a year since your divorce. So I'm fighting for my kid right now.
Things just ain't getting easier, man. You're in a court battle for your child, you're saying, and things aren't getting easier.
My road's in. I just need to figure out how to be a person again.
Been through rehab three times. Last time seems to be sticking pretty good.
So there's that. But, man, why does it seem like everybody gets to be happy but me? I'm just at a loss with it, man.
I've worked hard my whole life. Just keep going and going.
Everything just keeps slipping and slipping. And I just, I don't know what to do anymore, man.

Things are just getting way out of control for what I can handle.

Amen, brother.

I appreciate you reaching out and just saying,

hey, seeing what's going on.

Yeah, dude, I've definitely, you know, God.

I've felt down in the dumps.

I think everybody has at some point.

You know, and yeah, when the chips keep falling the other way, you know.

When the Asian guy keeps winning all the gambling stuff.

Full house.

Korea.

Um.

Yeah, man. I, uh.
um yeah man i uh you know i'll tell you a couple things man this is that i've had noticed in myself so there was times there was times when um i only noticed the rough shit in my in my life only noticed it. I'm not saying this happened to you.
But that self-pity became my alcohol. Anytime I needed this, I'd feel sorry for myself.
Well, let me open up another can of I'd feel sorry for myself. I'm not saying this is what you're doing at all.
This just reminded me of this for myself. And I and I mean that wholeheartedly bro I would just slurp a six pack of

self pity that was my drug

this is wrong

I can't nothing you know

and once when that

hit me I was like oh shit man

I'm you know I'm I'm washing myself

in bath water I'm getting I'm doing the thing

I was supposed to do to take care of myself

I'm getting this stuff off of me and out of my system but then I'm I got a straw in my own bath water. I'm doing the things I'm supposed to do to take care of myself.
I'm getting this stuff off of me and out of my system. But then I got a straw in my own bath water.
And I was sitting there just slizzurping on my own sadness all the time. Now, I'm not saying that's what you're doing, but I noticed for myself that self-pity became a drug for me.
What else, man? Let me think of something else um you know that's a lot man because a lot of what you're saying has real like emotional attachment to it you're trying to get your kids you out of your house you know you're that's a lot of upheaval and i think some of that probably just takes time you know um but yeah I'm sorry man that's also a lot that's a lot and so I think just uh give yourself some grace to be you know to not also put the pressure on yourself to feel great you know it's a lot of tough stuff going on you know the other day I was upset about. I wanted to call and just fucking rearrange the tits on somebody.
I wanted to switch them bitches, put the FM one on the AM dial and vice versa. I was just pissed at this lady.
But instead, I just sat in my car for a little bit. I breathed.
That's why God gave me this big note. And he's like, breathe, motherfucker.
What are you doing? You out here just fucking just taking chances, bitch. I'm showing you.
You know, do an eight ball of air, buddy. We'd meet, you know, G up.
And I had me a couple of Charleston shoes there. I found out my car door and I ate them bitches and oh and then I just went to an AA meeting and after that after that I even called my brother I said hey man I can't I'm about to lose you know if I call this person right now I'm gonna lose my mind he said well wait till later because I was attaching all this other shit to my day I was attaching all this old these feelings and stuff to my day and to that next thing I would bring in a whole trailer full of bullshit and I was gonna hitch it to this one moment about the way things had gone down with this, um, this woman, this, it wasn't like a dating, it was a work, work thing.
Uh, but it was all me. It was all my shit, you know, um, that I was bringing extra to what would have just, and then when I finally was chill later on, it was a normal conversation and it was actually positive.
So it could be positive. I don't know what I'm telling you, man.
I'm just telling you, I'm just, yeah, man, I'm sorry that you're dealing with that. And it's a tough time of year and it's the holidays.
And, uh, but you're not alone, man. You know, we're only alone when we find ourselves alone.
We got to remember to get out there too. Nobody's going to come and just help us be on alone.
We have to do it, you know? And they say that old saying, you know, nothing changes if nothing changes, you know? So if I want something to be different, I have to do something different. And I'm not preaching at you.
I'm listening. I'm basically just talking to myself right on.

But yeah, man, I love you.

And keep your head up.

And next year will be a different year.

You know, next year will be a different year.

And don't leave before the miracle happens.

You know that saying.

That's what they say.

But Merry Christmas.

Thank you for being a supporter of this podcast. Thank you for letting me be a part of your life.
I'm going to make some New Year's resolutions, something, nothing too heavy, just some things like some goals for the new year. You know, we want to do more ways to give back.
And I'm excited about that. We're finally putting a foundation together.
So that's really exciting. And so we're're gonna be able to find ways to do that

and uh what else i think to just learn more from um people that can help us learn you know i want to learn more and get more information um and learn more about myself too you know and. And try not to do everything by myself.

You know.

That's one of my things I struggle with.

Sometimes I just want to do it all alone.

But the saddest thing I've realized.

When you do everything alone.

After it's done.

There's nobody to talk to about it.

There's nobody to share.

You know.

But. Anyway.
Not trying to end on a dour note. Um, oh yeah, we went out Christmas caroling the other day, you know, um, I'd been wanting to get out and do it.
And it was, uh, just some guys from the gym. We put a little squad together and went out there and hit the streets.
And, uh, we had a couple bangers, a couple of songs we, we had to give up in just in the middle of it. Um, there was one church group that was having a dinner.
They invited us in for some cookies and, uh, uh, select meats and stuff. And it was good, man.
It was, we did a good job. We did a good job out there.
We just put some songs together and just walked the streets and just went up to people's doors and knocked. And, yeah, people were happy.
Somebody had a dog that saw us as well. And so people and animals were really enjoying it.
And one woman Alzheimer's saw us and then, I don't know if she saw us or not, fucking we was we enjoyed it man anyway I just want to wish everybody a Merry Christmas

you guys take care of each other

take care of your loved ones

sorry if I sound preachy

I feel really preachy

I don't mean to

I gotta go do some work after this

and that's okay

you know

sometimes I struggle

Here we go. I don't mean to.
I got to go do some work after this. And that's okay.
You know? Sometimes I struggle with like I'll get up and I'll be like, I have to do that. I have to do this instead of like, you know, I get to do this.
People say that all the time. But it's like I really have to take that moment more and try to look at my own perspective.
Like this is life. You know, this is life.
And you get to do it. And so how do I want to feel about it? Right? Yeah.
And that's something I got to, how do I, how do I want to feel about it? And sometimes I'll still choose. I want to feel pissed about it.
I want to feel bad about it. You know? And then it's like, well, why, why do I want to feel that way? Uh, I want to feel bad about it.
I want to feel bad about it. And then it's like, well, why? Why do I want to feel that way? I want to feel bad about it.
I want to feel pissed about it. Because then it's really just me advertising.
I want you to feel how I feel. That's kind of what it is.
There's something inside of me that I want you to feel. It's like, oh, it's not fair that I have to feel bad.
You should feel it. So I'm going to bring that energy out of myself.
And I think more often than not, if I can try to get a little bit more around like, well, let me find a good part of me. Let me find a part of me that's hopeful, that's grateful, that's that fighting chance.
Let me find that part of me inside of me and bring that part to the front of me. Because that's also a part of me that, that's just as, just as the part of me is that wants you to see like the part, that part of me that, that has pain.
There's a part of me that has pride, you know, and that has hope. and that is that part of me that that has pain there's a part of me that has pride you know and that has hope and that is a part of me too that i sometimes i don't summon that part of me enough uh to the front of myself and i'm not there's no judgment and i'm just kind of thinking and realizing it like i almost want to bring sometimes a little bit of a victimhood I I don't know if it's a victimhood, but I want you, I just, I want somebody to recognize, you know, something, you know, I want to, you know, but, but there's also a part of me that's like, I got this, you know, I can do this, you know, I'm okay.
I can do this. I'm okay.
I can handle this. I love myself.
I love someone. I love someone.
So these are my hopes. These are my dreams.
Let me walk out into the world with that. Let me bring that.
let that be the mirror that people see when they come up to me and then I'll probably get more reflection out of the world

than I would like

than when I come up to me. And then I'll probably get more reflection out of the world

than I would like

than when I show up the other way.

But anyway, man, I love you guys

and just thank you for coming out to the shows this year

and being so supportive.

And yeah.

And be good to yourselves, man. You guys deserve deserve it let's go out on one this is also these are all from epidemic sounds is where we get our music from and you can listen to these bangers in there and this is the Christmas spirit by the snowy hill singers and you guys be good to yourselves what a fun

year I think we tried to have

you know and

I just pray that we can have

a good one next

year too you know

we got this baby praise God baby gang I hate that shit.

Let me get one more.

That was an antithesis of what I just said.

Sorry, dude. All right.
Let's hear this one, guys. Love y'all.
Oh, yeah, baby. Turn them lights off, baby.
Turn them on, actually. I got to find my shoes.
Yeah. Oh, God, boy.
Oh, yeah. Let me put some lotion on your legs, big daddy.
I remember this old guy in our neighborhood would let us lotion his legs up, or his son would let him. This man would let us lotion up his dad's legs.
His dad had been in the war, I think, or in a fire or something. and he would let us put up his dad's legs his dad had been in um in the war i think or in a fire or something he would let us put the lotion on him when we were young this reminds me of that Alright, that ain't it either Jesus Christ, that's sad Let's see one more that we got here Let's try this one Oh yeah Hey, what's up? Not much, dog.
I want to go gambling. Hey, I gamble.
I gamble. Ha! Hawaii Five-O.
Merry Christmas, everybody.

This is the peaceful Christmas waltz

by Von Meyer.

Von Meyer.

No relative of mine. And a special, this sounds like somebody kind of dancing their way up to heaven.
Just on the different stairs.

And that may be my buddy Donny Ader.

Big, I'd like to say peace and blessings to my buddy Donny Ader.

He's headed to heaven.

And he sold big rig truck and tractor supplies over there on the Louisiana border, baby.

God bless you, brother.

Merry Christmas, everyone.