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Hello, as we previously announced we're going to do some extra dates on our tour and I can now tell you when they are and where they are.

They are Wednesday the 24th of September we're putting on a second show at London Queen Elizabeth Hall.

On Tuesday the 30th of September we are putting on a second show at Leeds City Varieties and on Monday the 10th of November we are playing Glasgow at the King's Theatre.

These will all go on general sale on Friday the 9th of May at 10am.

If you'd like to find ticket links go to littlewander.co.uk.

I'll put a link in the show notes.

That's littlewander.co.uk.

If you are on Patreon we're doing a Patreon pre-sale.

A little bit confusing this.

The Patreon pre-sale for the London one is going to be on Wednesday the 7th of May which is today at 10am

and the Leeds and Glasgow Patreon pre-sale starts on Thursday the 8th of May at 10am.

And also there are still tickets left for most of the other dates we're doing.

There are a handful of tickets left for Bristol.

There are tickets in Brighton.

There's a tiny, tiny number of tickets in Manchester.

There are tickets for Newcastle.

There are tickets for Birmingham.

So go to littlewonder.co.uk to find tickets for those.

Okay, on with the show, although it's not really a show.

It's May!

Which means we're not here.

Also, this isn't even us.

This is actors playing us, isn't it?

We are totally off-grid at the moment.

Yeah.

I am John Lithgow.

Hello.

I am also John Lithgow.

And I am Susan Sarandon.

Hi.

Because it's voiceover work, essentially, isn't it, for us?

Yeah.

Which is.

Well, it's an easy dollar.

Because people think, oh,

you're in Thalman Louise.

You probably never need to work again.

Yeah, I get that with Cliffhanger all the time.

You get that with Cliffhanger, don't you?

Yeah.

And you get that with Cliffhanger as well, don't you?

You also get that with Cliffhanger.

Of course, most of the money in cinema comes from the popcorn sold in the foyers, isn't it?

So, actually, really, most people who are people like John Lithgow, yourself, or people like myself, Susan Sarindon,

we're in it to try and get into the popcorn business, really, aren't we?

Well, there's a big racket and people setting up pre-lobby popcorn stores, aren't there?

Where people are setting up sort of temporary popcorn stands in front of the cinema that you have to go through and buy popcorn and

you get through and you realise it's the wrong popcorn, It's not even allowed in the cinema.

And what I want to talk about is the threat posed by the continuing success of the chocolate button.

But we don't have time for that because we're not doing an episode of the podcast today.

No, we're not.

We're just here to say that we're not here for the rest of May and we'll be back in June on the main feed.

But if you want more Three Bean Salad, we're keeping going over on Patreon.

We're doing Patreon-only episodes every week throughout May.

We have got some hot, hot, hot, hot,

hot,

hot content.

Imagine how hot a chocolate button is if it's falling down the back of your trousers while you're watching Oppenheimer.

And you're in one of those squiddings where they do heat it when the bomb goes off.

They heat it to your levels.

That's how hot the content is, isn't it?

And we've got quiz game shows.

We've got chats about Tiramasu's.

Got film chat.

Got film chat.

Got something else.

I can't remember what we did.

Something to do with John Major?

Something to do with John Major.

It's all there.

It's all there.

What a sales pitch.

So, yeah, if you want to check that out, go to patreon.com forward slash threebean salad.

If not, we will see you in June.

Cheerio.

Bye then.

Goodbye.