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You ever think of that?
If your dad had, you know, something coming out of his nose that night, you're not here, Ted.
One booger away from non-existence.
We're all living on the edge.
Welcome back to where everybody knows your name.
I am giggling just thinking about who I get to talk to today, Phil Rosenthal.
He created and executive produced the wildly popular sitcom, Everybody Loves Raymond, but these days he's keeping especially busy hosting his documentary travel series on Netflix, Somebody Feed Phil, soon to be in its eighth season.
Phil is one hungry dude, and I don't mean food, I mean about life in general.
He uses food and travel as a way to stay curious and engaged about the world we live in.
And I think we can all learn a lot from that.
He's one of my dearest friends.
So happy he's here.
Please meet the delightful Phil Rosenberg.
You're my favorite person.
Not just TV Ted Danson, but real Ted Danson.
People need to know that you're the sweetest sweetie pie in the world.
You too are a sweetie pie.
And
we both said pretty much right off the bat, oh, we just made new
goals.
Like kids in school.
But
answer me truthfully.
We first met, we were hot and heavy.
Cause I came up to where you guys live and you said, we had breakfast.
Come over tonight.
What are you doing tonight?
Yeah, I'll come.
And we come and we have dinner.
And then it's like the Mel Brooks and Carrie Grant story.
where he's like, he sees Carrie Grant on the lot.
You know this story?
Sees Carrie Grant on the lot.
I'll make the short version.
You got to, if you want to hear it, you go to YouTube.
Mel has told the story, probably every TV appearance of his life.
And it's great story.
He sees Carrie Grant.
Carrie Grant says, oh, I love you.
And he says, yeah.
He goes, you want to get lunch?
Yeah, we get lunch.
And we skipping to lunch.
And I have my new friend, Carrie Grant.
I'm in there.
And he calls the next day.
Want to have lunch?
And yeah, so now I'm my best friend, Carrie Grant.
And Wednesday, we have lunch.
And Thursday, maybe we have lunch.
And Friday, the phone rings.
And my secretary says, it's Carrie Grant online too.
He says, tell them I'm out.
No, I have not told anyone to tell you I'm out yet.
No.
No.
But I haven't seen you in a couple of months.
I know.
I was wondering, was I too much?
No, you weren't too much.
Because I worry about that because my wife says I'm too much.
No, no.
So, but come on, just so you don't, people don't get the impression that I've been avoiding you.
You've been on the road non-stop.
That's true.
But you travel too.
You've been away from L.A.
a little bit.
Yeah.
You go back east.
You go
to Europe at at all?
Grandkids?
No, we're about to do that.
We're about to go visit our Lily and Charlie
in Copenhagen.
You've been there before.
Isn't it the greatest?
It's like an idealized society.
It is.
The taxes are really high.
It's half, literally half.
But across the board for everyone.
Yes.
And you get.
Everything
that you want to the point where it's illegal to be homeless because there is no reason to be homeless.
To be homeless.
None.
If you have mental issues here, it's a wonderful place.
We'll pay for it.
That's right.
You have drugs here, you know, whatever.
What if we could learn something?
Interesting.
Right?
That's maybe the sticking point, the learn part.
I don't know.
Michael Moore did a movie, and it was about American ideas.
that were taken not by America, but by other countries who now thrive on these ideas.
Where to invade next?
I recommend this.
You haven't seen it?
No, no, no.
You'll love it.
It's not even political, the movie.
I mean, I guess deep down it must be because it deals with who's in charge and who's not in charge.
But it's all about ideas, good ideas that we, why can't we,
you know, you go to Copenhagen and you don't see the Bentley going down the street, but then you don't see the homeless person either.
Right.
You see
happy people.
The first couple of days I thought, oh, they're being really sweet sweet to us tourists.
Then I sat there and I watched local neighborhood people come and they were equally sweet to each other.
It was, it's a happy
happy people.
Look what they get for that, that tax money.
The cleanest food, air, and water anywhere.
Your education is paid for through college.
If you have a baby, you get to hang around with the baby during the
performative months.
Yes, and
free medicine.
Yeah.
I mean, just.
But God knows we don't want to be socialists.
You know, like that word scares the crap out of people from doing all the things that we should really just be doing.
Hey, does someone pick up your garbage in the morning?
You're a socialist.
Yeah.
Does someone come and put out the fire when your house is burning down?
Hey, you're a socialist.
Yeah.
Do you get to drive on free roads?
Yes, you're a socialist.
Well, we've handled politics.
That's it.
Dear Ted, I'm never listening to your commie bullshit again.
No, we've had Woody on for a while.
Oh, yeah.
I think we've already weeded out.
Weeded out.
Oh,
that breaks me.
Listen, I don't come for nothing.
My son.
Yeah.
You know, I told you about this.
My son, my son, during COVID, with his friends, invented a cookie mix with THC in the cookie mix.
Okay.
But he's a genius.
My son, Ben, he invented a cookie mix that doesn't taste like the THC that's in it because a lot of these edibles, Woody would know.
Can you read the name of that?
It's called Zaza's.
Zaza's.
And Woody's store was the first one to buy the cookie.
So it's a good thing.
Oh my God, eat your heart out of Woody.
Yes.
It's called Zaza's cannabis-infused chocolate chip cookie mix.
And all you add is half a stick of butter.
and one egg and it makes 25 cookies.
So what I do is I make the mix and then make little dough balls.
I put it in the freezer.
And then, right before bed, because I'm old,
right before bed, I put on the toaster oven to 350
and it warms up.
And then I take the dough ball, I put it in the toaster oven.
And in 10 minutes, I have a fresh baked chocolate chip cookie.
And you go to sleep.
Yes.
Yeah.
Well,
you start to feel a little, you know, whoohoo, maybe listen to music.
Maybe look at the wife and she looks at you like, what's going on?
And
say, Sazaz.
So, so that's, and I brought you a bag.
Can I try it?
Yeah, yeah.
It's good.
It's doing very well.
It's at dispensaries everywhere and it's selling out and they're reordering.
And I'm thrilled.
That's amazing.
But he made it.
He's the baker.
He's the one who invented like a recipe that hides that flavor, that cannabis flavor.
There's chemistry involved.
What's really involved is trial and error.
Yeah.
You know, I had to eat a lot of cookies.
Have you had a breakfast cookie today, Phil?
I haven't.
No, this is just me.
I'm excited to see you.
I'm excited to see you too.
That's all.
I won't be selling anything else today, I promise.
Yeah.
I'm trying to think the last time we saw each other.
Maybe it was your movie night that you have.
I sent you an invite for Sunday.
I know.
I just saw that.
Can you come?
That's going to be very good.
Maybe.
That's have you seen that movie.
Let's tell the people.
The Last Waltz, which I think is Scorsese's best movie.
I don't think it's it's on a streaming service right now, but it is phenomenal.
The filmmaking is
the band.
Yes.
Yes.
Yes.
And
it was their last concert, and the band was great on their own, but then they were also the backing band for so many of the greatest acts in history.
Joni Mitchell, Van Morrison, Bob Dylan, they all come out and do songs.
Wow.
Neil Young.
It's so.
It's so.
You've never seen it.
No, I haven't.
The best concert movie ever made.
Not just because of this lineup of people, but because Gorsesi pre-planned his shots.
It was the first time that had ever been done in a concert film.
And he staged, you know, staged theatrically.
He had Boris Levin, the famous set designer, design a set.
He had done Westside Story and Sound Up Music.
Wow.
Designed a set for the Winterland Theater in.
San Francisco.
You're going to love this.
It's the best.
And it's like a new transfer, 4K transfer from Criterion.
I'm into this, I guess.
No, no,
I'm sitting here going, oh, I know why we're not coming because we're on a plane to Copenhagen.
That's why.
Listen, you should cancel.
Yeah.
Dear Charlie, sorry.
Hey, let me, here you are.
We've talked about, you know, food, and we're going to talk about food and your prolific writing, and your love of music, and your love of films.
And I'm sure that's also true having seen your house about art.
When did, what is the origin of Phil the Renaissance man who is curious and interested in so many things?
Because to me, that is this, that is the heart and soul of a truly creative person is that curiosity of all things creative.
Where did that come from in you?
My parents started.
Helen and Max.
Helen and Max.
They, my dad, not so curious, really.
Was born an old Jewish man and was an old Jewish man his whole life.
And it was fine with very, very simple things.
Didn't like much.
But my mother,
they both came from Europe.
They were both born in Germany.
They're Holocaust survivors.
My mother had a love of opera and art.
And I was just grew up around it.
Didn't like opera as a child who really likes opera.
I think you have to be, I don't know, some kind of freaky kid to love that yelling.
Right.
Right.
We had enough yelling in the house.
And then on Saturday afternoon, God forbid you should disturb my mother.
When she was listening, WQXR from New York would broadcast live from the Metropolitan Opera House every Saturday.
This was her joy in life.
You could not into, Ma, I broke my arm.
I'm listening to the opera.
Yeah.
Right.
My dad, simpler, all he wanted was fluffy eggs.
Are my eggs fluffy?
And she would say, I'm listening to the opera.
This was their mantra.
It's on their tombstones.
Literally, I put,
are my eggs fluffy on my dad?
And I'm listening to the opera on my mom's tombstone because that's heaven for both of them.
Did you tell them, by the way, beforehand?
That I would do that?
Yeah.
I could get that.
They had a great sense of humor.
I think it might be rude to say, hey, you know what I'm going to put on your tombstone?
We're going with fluffy.
You know what I'm thinking?
And I can't stop thinking about it.
Your tombstone.
I know you're not feeling well right now.
No, we did it because,
first of all, makes you laugh.
They can't object.
Second of all, we knew they wouldn't object.
Yeah.
I think they would like it.
I think, right?
Yeah.
I don't need a moonstone.
Don't worry about me.
I already got my thing.
You know what it is?
And
I got this for somebody else who
lost his wife early in life and was devastated.
And he asked me, I don't know what to do.
I don't know.
I want some kind of memorial.
So I told him about what my wife got for me already.
A bench in Central Park.
Oh, wonderful.
Right?
Wonderful.
I love the parts.
I love reading them.
And then you have a living, useful
thing.
And if you want to visit me, come to my bench.
Yeah.
Right.
I love that.
That's
not a graveyard.
Who cares if we believe in anything in the afterlife?
Our spirit is out there anyway.
I told my wife, you know what?
When I'm walking with her in Central Park, which is where we had our first kiss, you know, in Central Park.
It's my favorite place on earth.
I i said you can when i die you can just sprinkle my ashes in central park she said anytime so that's
sooner the better yes
i i uh confessed that yes my mom yeah uh who was cremated and we separated the ashes so some would go there some would go there and i had a little
little teeny mini pot with a cork in it that was my mom
And unfortunately, I put it next to the little pot that had our dog in it.
And now I can't, you don't know which one.
I swear to God, don't know which is which.
Any thoughts, Phil?
As long as you didn't put it next to the cookie mix.
Right.
Wow.
Sorry, Mom.
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So can I ask you?
You were delicious.
Yes,
where the arts came in.
But I was trending towards my dad, who was like really funny, and I just wanted to be funny.
And I didn't care about the opera or art, really.
But then I went to college, went to Hoffs University, and then I had a roommate who was very, very brilliant visual artist and he really turned me on to a world way beyond what i had grown up with like he not my mother because it's your mother you don't listen to her but a peer yeah said let's go to the museum i'm like museum
and he showed me his name is rob weiner and he's a great director and he became the the the one of the directors of the donald judd foundation in marfa Texas.
I don't know if you've ever heard about that.
That's the largest modern art installation,
an outside installation in the world is in Marfa, Texas, where they shot giant and no country for all men.
So this giant canvas of nothing is all these modern art sculptures.
And he recruited other modern artists.
So this is stuff I know about because of my friend, which I would never even have an interest in, let alone now kind of understand.
right?
And then, you know, if you get any basic liberal arts education,
you're going to love movies, you're going to love plays, you're going to love music.
So I thank Hofster University for that.
And then just, I was curious,
the best thing college can do for a person other than all the drinking and smoking.
is it teaches you how to learn for the rest of your life.
If you're not just just drunk every day in school and not just stoned, you can learn how to learn, get curious.
And that has propelled me through the rest of my life is that curiosity.
That's what, that's, what are we here for?
I tell people when people who don't travel, right?
I don't have to sell you on it, but people who don't travel, I say, if somebody gave you a house,
gave you as a gift.
Here's a house, big house.
Would you stay in one room of the house?
Right?
Go see all the rooms, people, while we're here, you know, because someday you're not going to have that house.
Yeah.
So see it all.
Why wouldn't you want to?
And you might find out that the house is filled with people who are not that much different than you and you kind of enjoy.
Listen, that's the whole message of my thing.
Yeah.
It's not, you know, people think, oh, it's a food show.
It's not a food show.
I'm just using food and my stupid sense of humor to give you the real message, which is when we travel, we meet great people.
Yeah.
And we fall in love every day.
Who doesn't want that feeling?
I love your show, Phil.
Thank you.
I really love it.
And
I love watching you, unlike some of the other shows, which are great and all of that.
But I love when you turn to your crew.
having just tasted something that we know is the best thing you've ever tasted in your life and offer it to the crew and all the crew comes up and eats the same food.
I know your brother Rich produces it, right?
Sometimes they don't wait for me to offer it.
Yeah.
And Richard will come and take it out of my hand.
But it is the kindest, most exuberant,
delicious way to see the world.
It really is.
I love what you're doing.
Thank you.
You got it.
I don't want to ruin any surprises for anybody, but Ted makes a special appearance in the season that's going to be coming up.
I was very nervous, by the way.
You were fantastic.
Yes, no, but not at that point.
But when I was actually with you on camera, I was fine.
But thinking about,
can you say, you know, you asked people to think of a joke.
Oh, yeah.
So that I've done for the last season or so.
Yes, ever since your...
Since my dad passed, we do a joke for Max.
Right.
I thought that was a good way to keep his spirit alive.
Oh, it's a great idea.
It's a great idea.
And he would love that section more than any other.
And I bet people were honored having watched you talk to your father to be, I was, to be asked to do this.
But the pressure of coming up with a good joke that is
honoring of Max and not just the stupidest, dirtiest joke you can think of was a great pressure.
And then I said my joke, which I won't spoil, but I bought.
You did this sweetly.
It wasn't distracting, but I noticed your eyes immediately go, I know this joke.
It's a version of, a different version of a joke that was his favorite.
That's right.
You picked a perfect joke.
And I love the twist on it.
In some ways, it might be better.
Sorry, Deb.
But listen, he didn't write any of his jokes.
When he did the show,
he would, my wife told me this because she was staying with him while I was away after my mother.
passed right when I had to go film.
She very sweetly went and stayed with him for a month and took care of him with the caretaker.
It was such a sweet relationship.
And you can see that in the, you know, I think it was season
five or six of our show.
You can see them.
They were always together on the Zoom.
She said he would, before
I'm calling for him to do the joke, his book of old Jewish jokes.
And he's going through it.
Oh, how?
And trying to find the right joke.
Was this a written book or no?
No, no, no.
This is a published book, a volume.
That's great.
He would go through.
He had to find the right joke.
Yeah.
He was really good.
He did some, it's called Tumling.
Tumling is not formal stand-up comedy, but in the Catskills, where all the old Jews sit around the pool and eat all day.
Mel Brooks had done this too.
A lot of famous people, Red Button, Sid Caesar, they all started this way.
My dad did this.
You You go around the pool and kind of make the people laugh doing funny stuff.
Tell a joke, you know, just be funny around them.
So he was a naturally funny guy.
And
I didn't know this.
I swear, I didn't know this until we filmed the little tribute show to them and I got to sit with their surviving friends.
The night my mother met him, he was doing amateur stand-up in his 20s in New Jersey.
She was on a date with another guy.
And I swear, if he wasn't funny that night, I'm not here.
Well, we are getting some origin stories.
That's the real origin stories.
That's amazing.
Yeah.
You ever think of that?
If your dad
wore the wrong thing, said the wrong thing, behaved badly.
had a had a had you know something coming out of his nose that night.
You're not here, Ted.
One booger away from non-existence.
We're all living on the edge.
I still want to go back.
I wanted to ask about your mom.
Yes.
Because when you say
that
she was interned
during World War II.
Right.
My dad got out after Kristallnacht.
Him and his family, when he was 12 years old, he came to New York.
He
couldn't speak English.
His bar mitzvah was the next week.
So not only did he have to learn his Haftorah, the portion of the Torah that you read at your bar mitzvah, he had to learn English.
I don't know how he did.
My mom, however, not so lucky.
Captured and
growing up in
France or where
Hamburg.
Hamburg.
But captured, trying to get out of there, brought to a concentration camp in France.
People don't know.
They had concentration camps too.
They weren't the most severe death camps like Auschwitz and
Buchenwald,
but they were still
concentrate where people that call them concentration camps because they concentrate populations in these internment camps.
And if you die, you die.
They're certainly not feeding you.
You're certainly not staying in nice accommodations.
You're a prisoner and it's kind of a way station until they can ship you off to die.
Right.
And how long was she there?
A year.
and then liberated liberated they get on a boat that's where she got the most sick almost died at 11 years old the ship is turned away from america and they go to cuba
she said those i think it was a year sorry so was the war still going on no war's over war's over and they liberated
yes
they go to cuba right
that was one of the happiest times of her life pre-castro Cuba was a friggin paradise, she said.
To her dying day, she
loved mangoes because
of that time.
Wow.
So
this is,
you know, not having Jewish heritage,
I probably shouldn't make this generality, but a lot of times
children of survivors have a kind of tough road to go.
Yeah.
It sounds like that you didn't because they were able to
there were moments where
there were moments that were you don't realize that it's tough until you compare it to other kids.
Right.
We don't know.
We think if you grow up in a house, you think that's how everybody is until you meet other people.
But like I said, hey, ma, all the kids are getting these cool Stingray bikes.
Could I have one for my 10th birthday?
She said, you know what I got for my 10th birthday?
So it was like that.
But what, and so, and how did that, do you, do you think that's an imprint on Phil that we know today or not?
It has to be.
It has to be.
Doesn't it?
Yes, it has to be.
So, but I don't see it.
Unless it's your determination
to be cheerful, joyful, nurturing, all these other things that you are.
I think you have a choice in life.
You can either let the little negative things or major negative things bring you down, or you can fight against them and go the other way.
And that was you from
home.
The moment I got in the school plays,
it was
fantasy life.
Did you do the school plays when you were a kid?
One.
I did at Kent School for Boys.
I did
because basketball season was over and we had to think of something to do.
In White America by Martin Duberman.
Wow.
Was that unusual for a basketball, a kid on the basketball squad to even want to be in the school play?
Perhaps, except my buddy and I, who was the real basketball star,
Dwayne Retta, and I decided to do it.
You thought it'd be funny and fun.
Fun.
Yeah.
Fun.
Yeah.
And I remember when they, I heard applause the first time.
I went,
it's not, it's not basketball, but this, this, this, there's something here.
Of course.
Yeah.
Listen, I wanted to be an astronaut because I grew up in the 60s, right?
So all the kids, I was born in 1960.
So, if you're born in 1960 and you saw the space program, you were like, this is the be-all and end-all.
This is going into outer space.
It was like beyond anything.
And then I realized, you know what, my favorite part of being the astronaut, the coolest part, being on the Ed Sullivan show.
Maybe I can.
And maybe I just try to get there without the dangerous sit on the rocket that might blow up.
This is just a side note, but I was with Senator Mark Kelly.
Yes, great guy.
Great guy.
And Gabby Gifford.
Oh, my God.
Her hero.
Oh, me too.
Right.
And she saw me, and I think Gabby has sometimes an easier time singing, which is natural sometimes to brain injuries.
You can sing sometimes when you can't quite talk in the same speech.
She just broke into the cheers song and started singing because she wanted to say, hi, I know who you are.
Love cheers.
And that was her way of doing it.
It's practically making me cry.
to make you cry yeah yeah i would lose it yeah it was just the most amazing moment i've ever had regarding did you see her documentary that's awesome that movie yeah what a hero she is unbelievable and her husband great people so but mark kelly right after dinner it was a fundraising dinner and there were about 20 people there and They were asking all the end of the world questions and how horrible and what are we going to do and how do you deal with this?
And my turn, you know, and I said, I walk in a room, I listen to all of this, this
hard stuff, you know, that we're all talking about.
That's very real, but it's really hard.
And it's complicated with people doing stupid things and mean things and all of that.
But I walk in the room and I see you and Gabby and you have a sparkle in your eye and you're a very happy,
undeterred man who's going to do what's right.
Yes.
And not be, you know, I said, how do you do that?
How do you balance listening to this horrible stuff that you have to listen to and and be happy?
He said, Well, you got to remember, I was strapped onto the back of a rocket four times and shot into space.
The fourth time was immediately after all of his friends died in the explosion.
So,
you know, don't sweat the small stuff comes to mind for astronauts.
I can't even fathom doing it.
I would never in a million years.
No.
I had to be in a race car in the show.
Like they took me around the Formula One track in Austin
with a professional driver.
I went 187 miles an hour.
Did you ever do this?
No.
Don't know.
It's the most violent, horrible thing I've ever experienced.
It is.
I think I was.
We see it on TV.
We have no idea.
It looks like, yeah, it looks like they're going fast, but it looks smooth.
It looks like zoom, zoom, zoom.
No.
You, when that thing takes off like a rocket, you are pinned back so violently.
And then when they go into a turn, it's not just they turn and you go smoothly.
They hit the brakes as you would have to, yeah, going into a turn at any speed.
Yeah, but because he's going 187, he hits it like a ton of bricks, so it's like you're crashing into a wall, and then it turns screeching like mad.
You're pinned to one side, you're then thrown to the other side as you come out of the turn, you're then thrown backwards again as it takes off.
This goes on for two and a half years.
Yeah, I felt
like two two and a half years.
I love that.
One lap.
One lap.
You like, when will this end?
I can't go on rides anymore.
They are athletes.
They have to be.
I mean, they.
And I look at him during a straightaway, and he's got the biggest smile on his face because, yeah, he's 22.
Yeah.
And he's driving.
He knows what's going to happen.
As a passenger, you have no idea.
This was
I come out of the car.
I'm shaking and the crew comes over, having seen, because the cameras were just on my face,
crying, laughing.
This is the best thing we've ever shot.
It's the worst moment of my life.
And that was that producer, your brother?
Of course.
Yes, I was.
He said, okay, listen, we need to get the exteriors for this next lap.
I'm like, there is no next lap, Richard.
He goes, but we need the extras.
I took off my helmet.
I gave it to him.
You get in the goddamn car.
And he did.
And half a lap later, I see the car slow down and stop.
And out of the car comes Richard shaking.
That's right, Richard.
My kids won't go to a carnival
with me because at one time I was in the teacups.
You know the teacups?
Yes.
The little things were.
They were designed to make you throw up.
I was begging the controller.
Please stop.
Please stop.
No, I'm serious.
Please stop.
Because all it is, I don't understand.
I know when you're a kid, you love nothing more.
The rides are designed to imitate daddy throwing you up in the air.
And if you're daddy, you're just throwing up.
I can't anymore.
I literally can't.
Yeah.
I was, uh, I went to Disney World recently.
They wanted to show me around.
They said, we've got a ride for you.
They put me on Guardians of the Galaxy ride.
It's, they said, this is the state of the art of rods.
I'm like, it's really not for me.
They said, guarantee you're going to like it.
Guarantee you, I don't.
And sure enough, I wanted to die because it's not just Space Mountain.
You know what that is.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
You've been on that.
It was fun.
Okay.
I wonder if you'd think it was fun today.
That's true.
That was 40 years ago.
40 years ago.
Different, different inner ear.
Yeah.
Different stomach.
Right.
I'm just, it's not
just how it is.
I loved it too, 40 years ago.
And now
I'm like, not only is it Space Mountain, but the movie is around you.
And not only are you zooming, you're spinning.
And not only are you spinning, at one point it stops and goes backwards the whole thing.
Yeah.
I wanted to die.
They said, we have one more ride.
I said, no more rides.
They said, no, this is for you because this has food.
This is Ratatouille.
So it's a kiddie ride.
The way like you go through Peter Pan, you see the different dioramas.
Except now, because 2023, they've souped it up.
So there's dips and things and they spray water in your face and the giant movie is in front of you and you're dipping and going and it's nauseating.
Yeah.
Please, Disney, stop.
Stop being nice to me.
Stop.
I just can't, I just can't do it anymore.
Okay, I want to go back again because I want to learn stuff about you.
You started acting a little bit in college.
High school even.
High school.
Junior high school.
And was this?
All I wanted to be was funny on stage, like my dad.
That's all I, and everyone I saw on TV.
I watched way too much TV as a child.
But were you thinking I might do stand-up or I might be an actor?
I wanted to be, I think, tell me if this was you in any way.
I didn't know when I was little that there was writing and directing and producing.
I would watch the honeymooners
every night.
They were in reruns when I was a kid.
I just wanted to be, you know, Ralph and Norton.
I just loved being the characters and I could imitate them and I could stay up later with my parents if I found if I could make them laugh.
So that was my way.
I did stand up once when I was 19 in a jazz club as a amateur night.
Thank God Monica wasn't there that night.
Bye-bye, Ben and Lily.
Right.
So that was that was
a wake-up call.
No, stick to being someone else or be a character.
And did that carry through into college?
Yeah.
I was encouraged.
I was a very big star in high school and I was encouraged to go to school for theater.
Right.
So I went to Hostra.
They had a great theater program.
And
I was a very big star in college, too.
And then I moved to New York.
And no one called New York to tell them what a big star I was in high school.
Yeah.
And so I cut to me selling farm and implement cleaner on the phone, cold calling people
in a, what do you call those rooms?
Boiler room.
Ooh.
Right?
Yeah.
Phones and phones and phones.
There's a series on right now.
Can't plug them.
But if this is after telemarketers, it's called.
Oh, oh.
Very interesting.
Oh, great.
Yeah, somebody else said
it was terrible.
Yeah.
So I was one of those guys.
Lasted four weeks at that time.
And when did you get, did you get paid to act in New York?
Not really.
Yeah.
I couldn't even get an agent.
It was awful.
But I went from job to job, odd job.
I was a security guard at the Metropolitan Museum of Art.
Yeah.
Wow.
That same roommate that I told you about turned me on to the world of art.
He worked at the information desk.
And when I lost my job telemarketing, he said, you could be a guard.
You don't need any training for that.
You put on a suit and you tell people, don't touch the art.
And you tell them, down the hall, second door on the left.
And was it like an art class for you in a way?
Absolutely.
Because all you do is stand there all day.
And then I worked for the shift from four to midnight, which is after the museum is closed.
So you're in empty galleries.
And you know how you don't have time to read all the things next to the paintings?
I did.
What an education.
It was awesome.
And then I worked midnight to eight in the morning.
That's called the graveyard shift.
Have you ever done that?
I did it in a can factory, but go on.
In a can factory?
Yeah, oof, Pittsburgh.
That sounds like fun.
And did you notice this?
People that worked the graveyard shift from midnight to eight in the morning, those people, you know why they do that?
Because they can't get along with regular people during the day.
That's what I found.
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So speaking of breaking the law,
I was working midnight, date in the morning.
Why?
Because I got into a play.
So now I'm rehearsing during the day and now we start performances at night and I have just enough time to get to my job midnight, date in the morning.
And I'm 21 years old and I think I can do this.
And the third night, without sleep, they found me asleep on a 300-year-old bed in a gallery.
Oh,
yes.
And I was fired.
On the spot.
On the spot.
That was 1981.
And I went from odd job to odd job.
It was embarrassing.
I was humiliated.
My roommate, who worked at the information desk the next morning, said, you know, there's only one room closed for
the Metropolitan Museum of Art today.
It's your room.
Yes.
Because your guest
slept on a work of art.
The dispatch guy, he's a cop, you know, the guy who runs dispatch.
He goes, listen, as he's firing me, he goes, listen.
To me, it's a bed.
To you, it's a bed.
To them, it's a work of art.
You're fired.
And they open the back door of the Metropolitan Museum of Art, which is Central Park at one in the morning.
They throw you out.
And it was the most humiliating thing that's ever happened to me.
And I went from odd job to odd job after that.
I worked as a bartender.
I had no idea how to bartend, but I did it.
I worked in telemarketing, I told you.
I did temp work.
I worked for a movie company selling movies to colleges, which is something that I did.
I ran the film program.
showing movies to kids on the weekends at Hofstra.
So I knew how it worked from the other direction.
And I did that for a few years, all the while trying to get a show.
And then some friends of mine and I wrote a show for ourselves to be in, and that became successful.
At the same time, my friend Alan Kirschenbaum came over to my apartment with a word processor and said, Let's write a screenplay together.
And we did.
And sometimes God shows you what you're supposed to be.
We sold that screenplay right away to HBO for $70,000 in 1988.
$70,000.
That was when I told my parents, my father was so thrilled.
I was like, the American dream has come true.
And my mother got up.
Why is your father dancing on the roof?
What is going on?
I said, Alan and I sold a screenplay.
Your first screenplay?
Yes.
You sold it?
Yes.
What do you get for something like that?
I said, $70,000.
And the phone went silent.
I said, Ma?
She said, do you know we've worked our whole lives to have that in the bank?
She wasn't, she couldn't even be happy.
She was stunned at the value system of the country.
Right?
A teacher doesn't make half of that.
Right.
And you little pitcher, you scribble some jokes on a paper and you get that.
Well, it's not right.
I said, you're right, Ma, it's not.
But woohoo, I've been eating tuna fish for dinner and now I'm going to eat whatever I want.
And I moved to Hollywood.
Because we thought the screenplay was going to get made.
It didn't.
But I moved because it seemed like I should be a writer.
And so I get here, I get a new uh partner.
Alan was already working with uh Ed Weinberger on a show as a solo writer.
He didn't need me.
So a friend of mine, Oliver Goldstick, was a playwright at Columbia Grad School whose plays I had been in.
He was out here already trying to.
He said, Should you want to write a spec script for a sitcom?
I said, Sure.
And the spec script we wrote was for Roseanne.
And what should the story be?
This is 1989.
So
I said, we couldn't, we're racking our brains.
How about this?
How about the husband?
They don't have enough money.
So he gets a second job at night as a guard in the museum.
And he falls asleep on a 300-year-old bed.
And we wrote that and we sent it around.
And all the agents in town said, what an imagination.
And we were hired immediately on a show.
It happened that fast, not on Roseanne.
No.
Nope.
But that's how it works.
The spec script goes around.
You're never, you must have found this on cheers.
Most of the the time, the outside writer, they don't know the show.
They don't know, and it has nothing to do with they could write it, they couldn't write it.
You're going in another direction that they couldn't possibly know because they don't work there.
Right.
But we did get hired.
Do you know?
Did I tell you this?
No.
My first show?
No.
I got hired on a sitcom for Robert Mitchum.
A sitcom for Robert Mitchum.
Wow.
This was 1989.
What was it called?
Family for Joe.
Robert Mitchum.
Did you ever meet Robert Mitcham?
Never.
And
regret it.
You would have loved him.
And he would have loved you.
He was a great guy, but very gruff and very no-nonsense.
He enjoyed marijuana, too, my understanding.
Early on in his career, he...
Robert Mitchum for Zazaz.
Sorry, go on.
Remember TV movies?
They were a thing.
Yeah, yeah.
Huge.
Huge thing.
You've probably done your share.
It was what you did in the summer after.
Right.
Yeah.
And they got great ratings.
So this thing, this was a TV movie about Robert Mitchum as a homeless man living in a refrigerator box in Central Park.
Three recently orphaned children come and say, would you pretend to be our grandpa so we're not split up and put into separate foster homes?
That's a great plot.
And that's the movie.
The movie was the highest testing anything in NBC history, including your show, including Cosby Show of the 80s.
Swear to God, they couldn't leave it alone.
It was so high-testing, this movie, they said, we need a backdoor pilot.
This has to be a sitcom.
So they make a sitcom in front of an audience with a Brady Bunch set.
And the very first moment of the very first show, there's an empty Brady Bunch looking set.
You hear ding-dong.
You hear offstage, I'll get it.
It's Robert Mitchum.
The kitchen door opens.
In comes Robert Mitchum on a sitcom stage,
wearing a flowered apron.
And he pauses before he gets to the door to adjust the flowers on the table.
They castrated him immediately.
Why?
The most terrible word in television from an executive, likable.
The show was dead.
My grandmother would have said, don't do that.
The only chance at humor is that he's gruff Robert Mitchum, like Uncle Charlie on My Three Sons.
That's the only chance you have for laughs.
Yeah, right.
By the way, the children on that show
were
Ben Savage and this girl comes into the audition.
She's 16.
She's recently been emancipated from her parents at 16.
Her name is Juliet Lewis.
Oh, wow.
And she was fantastic.
Wonderful.
She was in the show too.
She went right from our show, which was canceled after seven, by the way, into Cape Fear with Martin Scorsese.
So
it was an amazing learning experience.
What you can learn from your first show, you can learn on any show.
You just have to know how the machine works, right?
And at this point, had you met Monica or no?
Oh, yeah.
I met Monica in 1986.
I saw her in a play.
New York.
Yeah.
Mutual friends from Hostra.
She transferred in after I graduated.
So my friends from Hostra were doing a play.
Here's this girl I never saw before, but she's really funny.
And And I said, tell that girl she's funny after the show.
And then I ran away.
And then a week later, I'm at the 9th Avenue Food Festival, which is they close off 37th Street to 57th Street on 9th Avenue.
And it's wall-to-wall food on both sides.
And I'm walking down the street.
I'm eating a rib.
And here comes, oh, the funny girl.
I'm a big fan of yours.
I say to her.
She says, I'm a big fan of yours too.
And I am very flattered.
And I think she must have come to Hostra when I was a big star there and seen everything.
No, she lied.
She lied.
The whole thing's based on a lie.
So I'm here to say on your podcast, it's over, Monica.
I'm on to you.
Is that why you sent her to Philadelphia?
Probably.
Yeah.
It's all built on.
You know, then we're going to get it.
We're going to get, it's all built.
Hey, lies aren't all.
That's true.
So just to
recap.
All of the things that I was just asking you about being the Renaissance man in love with music and curious.
This life.
That was you.
This life.
That was you even before LA.
You did all of that.
You did movie nights.
Oh, yes.
I was doing movie nights when I was 15 because when I was 15
in New City, New York, in Rockham County suburb,
here comes HBO.
And HBO is the first time, you know this, but probably a lot of listeners have no idea that HBO was the first time you could watch an uncut, uninterrupted, uncensored movie in your house.
Yeah.
There was no other way.
There was no VHS
or Laserdisc or Blu-ray or streaming.
And so when I'm 15, there's a new, did you know there was a new R-rated movie every Saturday night?
So my other, I call my other idiot friends, come over, we may see something.
And I'd order pizza and that was movie night.
That's great.
Yes.
Okay.
So now you're in L.A.
How far away are you from everybody loves Raymond at that point?
Five years away.
Five years.
So Oliver and I, we go from bad show to bad show.
And then we got on coach
and worked for Barry Kemp.
And that was a big hit show.
Big hit.
And I learned, you know, a lot from that too.
And in my third year of being on that,
Oliver and I amicably split up because you know the deal with partners.
They pay you one salary and you split it.
And after a while, you feel like you're good enough that you don't, you know, we should get paid as one person each.
We don't sit in the writer's room and huddle before we each say something.
We're two individuals.
But I do recommend to anyone listening, if you want to start in the business, being a partner is a very good way to start because, first of all, you're a bargain.
Second of all, you have someone to bounce your stuff off of before you have the confidence in your own head.
So that's great.
So I love Oliver and I love doing it with him.
But now I'm a solo guy.
And on my first solo year there, I get a video cassette of a comedian they're looking for writers this comedian had been on letterman one time
uh after 12 years of trying to get on
one six minute appearance and letterman says there should be a show for that ray romano guy
and i see the video cassette and i fall in love with it in fact i had already seen it i had already seen the night he was on because i never missed letterman
And we meet.
Who set that up?
The agents that do these things.
You know, I think he must have read a spec script of mine.
I think I wrote a Frasier at that time because I now had to establish myself as a solo.
Right.
So they read it.
They liked it enough to meet.
He met with a dozen guys.
I don't think I was his first choice.
A guy who wrote Friends was his first choice, but he didn't want to do it.
Now, was Ray Romano at that point Ray Romano or was he just
stand-up?
The stand-up that the world didn't know that well, or did they?
Maybe he had an HBO half-hour.
Remember when they did those?
I think that's it.
He was well known on the comedy club circuit.
So I meet him, and I always tell this story that I said, tell me about yourself, just as I would with you if we're just meeting and we might work together and we don't know what the show would be.
He said, well, I got twin boys and an older daughter.
My family lives close by, and they're always bothering me.
My brother's a a police sergeant and he lives with them and he's kind of jealous of me.
In fact, he saw my award for stand-up and he goes, everybody loves Raymond.
Never ends for Raymond.
And I'm like, wow.
Well, it doesn't seem like there's anything there we can use.
Yes.
That's great.
And then what I didn't know about his, the personality of the family, I filled in with.
My family.
Yeah.
I have so much respect for Ray Romano.
Not only was he brilliant in your show, but he went on to do different.
He was bold and brave and would do all sorts of different characters with all.
He's a great actor.
He's a real actor.
Speaking of Scorsese.
Yeah.
Cast him in that.
Cast him in the Irishman.
And then he made his own movie that he wrote and produced and directed and stars in.
Oh, wow.
And that's called Somewhere in Queens.
And it's fantastic.
Oh, fantastic.
Yeah.
I'll find it.
So I'm, you know, triply proud of him.
I mean, he's just, he's great.
He's great.
And he's the kind of neurotic guy who is the best kind of neurotic because he only hurts himself.
Does he, is he bemused?
Does he get the joke?
Of course.
Yes.
He knows he's great.
Of course.
Okay.
So how long?
When did you guys go, oh, we're hit?
Was it third year or
the third episode?
of the show.
I mean, I thought as we're casting, even,
oh, I'm getting lucky here
when Doris Roberts comes in and nails this monologue, this speech that was verbatim from my mother.
Verbatim.
It was the
scene that I believe got us on the show because no one else had a scene like this, which is a lesson in being as specific as you can be.
Yeah.
Right?
It was, I gave my parents Fruit of the Month club
for Hanukkah.
I thought I was being nice.
And I got that call from my mother.
Philip, do you, we got your Hanukkah present?
Did you know it was a box of pears?
And I said, yeah, Ma, you like them?
Oh,
oh, yes, they're very nice.
But there's, there's over a dozen pears here.
How am I going to eat all these pears?
I said, well, give them to.
Give them to dad.
Okay, but how many pears can your father eat?
Please don't ever send us any more food again.
It's too much.
I said, okay, well, you know, another box is coming next month.
She said, what?
More pears?
I said, no, a different box every month.
She said, every month?
Max, he got us in some kind of cult.
Please don't do this.
I said, I don't know what to tell.
She goes, I can't talk anymore.
There's too much fruit in the house.
So I put that scene in the
show.
I remember it working.
And Doris knocked it out of the park.
She was perfect at doing that.
I don't know.
You know, we might be related.
I don't know what it is.
But no one else even came close.
I have to be honest.
I saw 100 ladies for that part.
No one came close.
And that's how I felt about every one of them.
When Brad Garrett walked in the room and we were looking for a shorter, older brother to be jealous of Ray, because that's what he has in real life.
So I was looking for little guys.
And then this talking tree came in the room with that voice.
And we all fell over laughing.
It was better than what we thought, yeah.
So, you have to be open to that, too, right?
Yeah,
and I just like
really lucky his husband's name, sorry, Peter Boyle, yeah, Peter.
Oh, my gosh, that was actually the head of CBS said, How about Peter Boyle for that part?
I'm like, What do you mean?
We could get Peter Boyle, he's a movie star.
I never thought for a second that he'd even be available.
I'm going for known TV people,
and he came in and scared the hell out of me.
I just gave him the part.
Yeah,
I'll never see him.
He forget him and Joe.
Remember, Joe, yes, yeah,
Yes.
He shot kids like me for breakfast.
So
you know what?
Talk about liberal.
Here's two things maybe people don't know about him.
He studied to be a monk.
He studied to be a monk.
And when I asked him, what made you give that up?
He said, not enough girls.
And then the, you know, who best man at his wedding was?
John Lennon.
Wow.
That's cool.
You don't expect Joe to have John Lennon as right?
No.
So that was phenomenal.
Yeah, all great.
And when did you go?
Oh, we're a hit.
When did the world.
So, so
it happens incrementally.
First, we made it on the schedule.
Right, right.
Almost as an afterthought.
Friday nights at
8:30 after Dave's World.
I think there hadn't been a hit in that time slot since Gilmore Pyle.
So we don't know then.
And then, you know, when you're first starting a sitcom, they don't know you, the audience, the literal studio audience that comes.
We, my hand to God, did you ever have this?
Old age home
and inmates
bust in from jail.
And you're just hoping to keep their attention.
So one guy doesn't go, hey, let's kill that old lady.
But the third episode, there was a moment where I think there was an IQ test that Ray and his wife took, and Ray scored higher.
And
he was very smug about it and said the wrong thing while his wife was eating ice cream on the couch next to him.
And she took the bowl of ice cream without saying anything and just turned it over on his lap.
And the audience went crazy.
The laugh went on for over 30 seconds,
which is a rarity.
It means that not only, yes, that's a funny physical gag, but it wouldn't go on that long if they didn't weren't connecting to something larger than just our little sitcom.
They understood a truth about men and women, husbands and wives.
And I turned to one of the other writers right then and there, during the laugh, I said, we're all going to be millionaires.
That's fantastic.
That's fantastic.
I said it as a joke, but.
The truth is, that is the key to success right there.
When you can tap into the universal thing and you don't hit that universal thing unless you're very specific.
In Cheers, that wasn't a generic bar.
That was a very specific bar with very specific characters, with very specific personalities and problems.
It's true.
I mean, I've picked up scripts as an actor and gone,
well, actually.
My character and my wife's character could trade lines and it wouldn't make any difference.
Because all you're hearing is the writer.
You have to.
And for me, the cheat was: I had these beautiful parents that I could always draw from, right?
I had my wife that I could draw from.
If you worked for me, I would say, go home, get in a fight with your wife, come back, and tell me about it.
And that's 90% of the show was that of something that happened to me or to Ray or to one of the other writers.
Here's a fight between Mary and me.
Yes.
Mary says, Are you mad?
And I go, No.
And she knows that I'm furious.
Oh my God.
So that's what we call in the business Gentile problems.
Okay, going back to your mom.
Right.
What did your mom say when you all of a sudden were being syndicated and making those large numbers that one makes when you're successful?
Couldn't understand her whole life.
Couldn't understand
what the, I couldn't even tell her
syndication money.
She understood that,
you know, it's money.
And you you and I and the people around us were lucky enough to get in and out
of that business, which does not exist anymore at the peak of history.
Yeah.
Right?
Yeah.
I don't know what the future is.
Can you figure it out?
I'll tell you what Larry Gelbart said.
Spiritual plays, church plays.
You know, we'll be acting in churches
in our caves.
Yes.
Larry Gelbart, the great comedy writer, wrote MASH.
Tootsie
has my favorite line about all this.
I had was lucky enough to be friends with him and I was having lunch with him and Norman Lear.
And he asked me, what's it like to pitch a show now?
Larry says.
And I start to tell him.
And about two lines in, he stops me and he turns to Norman.
He says, we're dying just in time.
Just how I feel about a lot of things.
Yeah.
It's true.
There are a lot of things that we're ducking out of.
So I'm sorry, kids.
Good luck.
Nowadays, if older people die, you should be yelling, chicken, you big chicken.
Hang in there.
Come on.
You screwed it all up and now you leave?
I don't know how much time we have, but we have to transist into
what it's like to be behind the scenes and hugely successful.
And now all of a sudden,
somebody feed Phil, all of a sudden, you are now recognizable wherever you go.
It's a very good third act, I think.
Yes.
And do you enjoy?
You enjoy it.
Love it.
Who wouldn't love it?
Look what I get to do.
I'm the luckiest guy you're ever going to sit with.
That's really how I feel.
You might have big, big stars coming in here.
I am the luckiest.
I agree.
And you love it.
I mean, you love it.
I do.
I love that.
I love that response because
people come at you with smiles and thank you for being part of something that made me laugh.
Who wouldn't wouldn't like this?
Yeah.
And the work itself.
Yeah.
Travel, show you.
When I told my brother that I got this
show,
what is it again?
He goes.
I said, I'm going to travel the world and try to get you to travel the world by showing you the best places in the world to eat.
He said, they're going to let you do that show.
I said, yes.
What are they going to call the show, the lucky bastard?
I said, quit your job.
He was already a producer.
Quit your job.
Come produce the show with me and we'll call our production company Lucky Bastards.
And that's the logo at the end of the show.
Oh, I didn't notice that.
Oh, that's two stick figures.
Yeah.
Lucky bastards.
On top of the world.
Oh, that's great.
That's great.
My last line as Sam Malone was, I'm the luckiest son of a bitch in the world.
Isn't that a great last name and line for a character?
Isn't that sweet?
Yeah.
I'm going to cry thinking about that last moment of that show.
Sorry, we're closed.
Yeah.
And you know who they said it to?
Who the, it was over the shoulder.
No, it was over the shoulder of
it was Bob Broder, who is the
lesson Glenn and Jimmy, the creators, their agent.
That's hysterical.
Why did I think it was Brandon Tardikoff?
He was around.
He was there for that shoot.
He was on camera.
Okay.
But it was Bob Broder, yeah.
And then you guys
had the most notorious
on-camera cast party, rap party in the history of television on Leno.
Yeah, on Leno.
And in our defense,
we like any story that starts with in our defense.
They brought us, this was going to be the final episode, the airing of the final episode, but we had finished shooting it three months before that.
Yes.
So we hadn't seen each other for three months.
Right.
It's the airing of the show.
Yes.
So it was an emotional, wonderful reunion.
Yes.
And we were going to then go from watching it straight into Jay Leno.
But they brought us to the Bull and Finch, the bar that was the facade
for the show
at 2 o'clock in the afternoon.
And it wasn't until 11.30 or 11 or whenever.
So you have nothing else to do.
Except drink, get stoned
and carry on to the point of almost being, you know, unable to stand up.
And they put us in these big director, tall director chairs.
And Jay was busy, I think this was early on in his reign,
was busy making notes.
And he didn't really look up until they went five, four, three, two, one.
And he looked up and saw this cast that was falling out of their chairs and thought, oh dear God.
Oh my God.
We got a lot of shit for that.
People were not amused.
There's a lot of people were.
I was.
But I had no idea it was nine hours of prep.
That's awesome.
What a great, that's a great show business story.
And that tape exists.
You can revisit that moment anytime.
Here's our thing.
We rap.
And that night, you must have had a cast party that night.
Yes, yes.
Big party.
After the state.
So we rap.
And we're having the little party on the stage.
And I go behind the set to grab a soda, and the big fridge is gone
that night.
Wow, I said, Where's I said to a stage hand, where's the big fridge?
He said, They need it for another show down the street.
Yeah, that's your business.
Keeps going.
Just because you got off doesn't mean
for nine years, and the moment you're done, you're done.
Yeah, also, the uh, the, I was, I was on uh, at Paramount for a total of 17 years, 11 with Jairs, six with Becker,
something else.
Amazing.
And
I pretty much knew the people, the guards, families, names,
and
it was like home.
Yep.
And until the day that you're not on, you know,
not that they were rude, but it was like, party's over.
No, you need to go park in the visitors' parking lot.
You've got to.
I have to walk?
Yeah.
To walk?
Wasn't I a somebody?
Wait a minute.
Okay.
How about, how about
I know it's a lot of work to travel around the world, fly someplace.
Only physically.
Yeah.
Is that it, really?
I like every part.
I swear to you, I love going to the airport.
I love
going.
taking off my belt.
I'm putting on the, you know, on the bag on the thing.
I'm going somewhere.
And now I get to sit in the lounge and relax a little before the thing.
And then I go to my seat and I'm going to watch movies and I'm going to, and I'm going to get there and check in and walk around the new place.
And is there an advanced team that sets this up first so that you just have to kind of show up?
Yeah.
And have fun in the moment.
We do a lot of research.
We do, you know, research that anybody can do.
You go to your phone, you look up best place to eat in copenhagen and then you know you google stuff and you start making lists and then you know i have something that maybe you don't have which is a production company in new york and they used to be anthony bourdain's production company so they have fixers all over the world because he was on for 18 years yeah right yes so they know a lot so i say what about this restaurant in copenhagen they go that was three years ago that was the thing this is the new thing this is the better and then we leave room in the schedule for serendipity, as I advise anyone who goes and travels to do.
Yeah, you want to make sure you don't miss the big stuff, but leave room for stuff to happen.
You've done this where you're tired.
It's raining.
Your plane is late.
You get in.
Let's just eat.
You go next door.
Mealy your life.
That can happen.
But it can happen.
It can happen if you're sitting home watching somebody feed fill.
You have to go, people.
That's what I'm saying.
Or you have to street food.
Street food.
Love.
Love.
Yeah.
And are you taking a chance sometimes?
Yes.
But if you want to lessen your
odds of something bad happening, look for the street food that has a bit of a line.
Yes.
Because if they were poisoning people, the line wouldn't be so long.
Phil, I love you.
I adore you.
I appreciate so much what you put out into the world.
You put it out in the world, but you're no different than when you and I go out to dinner with Monica and Mary.
You are putting out that same thing all the time.
You are consistently,
you know, Phil.
Really appreciate you.
I appreciate you.
I'm so glad that we met this late in life.
Because, well, who's to say if we met earlier, you wouldn't be sick of me already?
Yeah.
I caught you at a good time, I think.
Yeah.
No benches for us quite yet.
No.
That was Phil Rosenthal.
Thank you, Phil.
I hope to see you for lunch sometime soon because you always pay.
I don't know why, probably because you're Mr.
Food.
It's appreciated.
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