Cereal Killers – Fishing Month Part #3

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Well well well.

Well well well well well We are back for arguably

what is the most exciting

installation

installment.

A thrilling conclusion.

A thrilling conclusion to fishing months.

It's the fishing trilogy.

Which I've rebranded today.

Yeah, it's the fishing trilogy.

It's the fishing trilogy.

And hey if other trilogies are anything to go by this one

should be everyone's least favorite usually.

Yes.

Yeah.

So that's pretty cool.

With the exception of the dollars trilogy.

Yes.

So in front of me, in front of us, we are opposite.

Now, we didn't mention this in the second episode, but two weeks ago, you might remember,

we were in front of the

port, a big port.

And the biggest fucking ship I've ever seen in my whole life from Tokyo, Japan.

Is it?

Or somewhere in Japan.

It's got a little Japan flag on it.

Oh,

yeah, that's awesome.

It is backing out

very slowly.

Anything else

to add to that?

Pretty cool.

Yeah, it is very...

Jesus, it's very cool.

No, we've got this covered, Broden.

Don't stress, mate.

We made a promise to you in the last podcast that this one would be.

Well, no, we just said that we had sucker.

What What did we promise?

We promised to Broden that we had a plan

for how we would fill the half hour.

Before we do that, Broden, I believe you made a promise to us.

Yeah.

That is, you are going to tell us your planned fish lunch.

If you are the one to catch that fish.

If you were to catch a fish.

How would you prepare that fish lunch?

Then you know what?

I'm going to throw something at you, Broden, make it a bit more interesting.

I'm going to say you've caught a cod.

Okay, I'd scale it, I would gut it, and then I would put it on that order

I would scale it I would gut it

I would then put it on some some I would barbecue it then have at it not deboning no deboning

yeah deep bone it's gonna tell you what I would de-bone very good tell you what I would do if I haven't done the fish and ships if I've caught something substantial enough

like a blue whale maybe not to that level

if I've caught myself a good sized fish

I'd gut it.

I might scale it.

Then I'm going to get some baking paper.

Oh nice.

Chop up some chili, roughly chop up some chili guys.

What?

Come on mate.

I can talk about the blubber.

We can talk about the blubber market.

Can I just tell you how I'm my second pitch of how I prepare a fish lunch?

Do something funny.

No, they're listening.

They weren't here fish lunch.

We didn't come here to be funny, Broden.

We came here to disconnect from the busy technology-driven world that we live in every day.

Get away from our PlayStations and our 70-inch TVs.

Do you want to lock it?

Let's lock in with that.

Let's just do lifestyle relaxing.

That's what that was.

That's what we're talking about, man.

Talking about selling blubber.

Doing fish lunch.

Making a pretty panda.

Let me tell you my fish lunch.

All right.

Go for it.

Getting a fish lunch cooking.

You got to be a bit funny.

It would be good if you're funny.

It would be good if you

styled it up a little bit.

You just be funny within that.

Don't be not funny.

It is a funny thing.

It is a compliment.

No, I want to explore what it's like to truly just lean into that great relaxation.

Well, then let me tell you about my fish lunch.

Not funny at all.

Don't be funny.

Yeah, it's my fish lunch.

Great.

But I'm always a bit funny.

I'm funny.

Yeah, but

that's like asking the bird not to take flight.

Well, I told a chicken that.

What What would that happen?

It's like asking the...

It's like asking the putima not to prowl.

Yeah.

So, my fish lunch, yourself fish.

Yeah.

Does that chicken

through me?

Do a little bit of soy sauce, chop up some chili, some coriander,

some spring onions,

seasoning.

Not too much, tiny little bit of.

It'd be like like asking the wombat not to shit cubes.

Brody.

Would it?

It's like asking the tiger not to prowl.

Yeah.

It's very similar to my puba one.

In what way?

And it doesn't have the alliterative.

It doesn't have

quality.

What?

I said puma prowl.

Alluring quality of a puma prowling.

The alliterative quality.

Oh.

The puba prowls.

I know what you mean.

I could have at least said the lion.

But a tiger prowls better, I imagine.

Yeah, but it doesn't.

But a man would prowl wearing puma shoes.

They'd sneak around in there.

Yeah, the puma shoes prowl.

Okay.

And

Spider-Man's uncle was the prowler.

Spider-Man's uncle was Ben.

One of them.

One of them was...

Miles.

What?

Not Miles.

Oh, you're talking about the, yes, the African-American Spider-Man.

I'm going to use my

hat microphone to take this opportunity to whisper something to you.

One second, Broden, we're just having a chat, but don't worry.

You keep fishing, you keep enjoying your time.

Enjoy your fishing, mate.

We got this coming.

We're not talking about anything you need to hear about.

Just wake and find out.

I genuinely can't hear you.

I want people to know that.

Well, you know, we promised you that we had a plan for the third episode?

We're just finalizing those plans before we can announce to you what that plan is.

All right.

Talk to me.

I was hoping that my plan for the third episode would have dawned on me by now.

Yeah, I got nothing.

I'm just trying to pick fights with everyone.

Yeah.

Yeah, I don't feel great about it.

Broden's also clearly not happy with his tone at this point.

He's basically proposed we either be funny, funny, or embrace the tone in a not-funny way.

It's thrown me for a loop.

What I'm going to do

is I'm going to try to confuse him.

Yeah.

And I need you to just back me on this.

I got you.

Okay.

Yeah.

Okay.

Are you ready, Broden?

What are we talking about?

Making those final plans.

Just locking stuff down, man.

Just like...

Locking it down.

Nailing it down.

Getting it nailed down.

Make sure we get our lid up.

I want my honey soy kettle chips to get away from me.

Maybe just pop it in your bag for now.

Take only memories, leave only rubbish.

That's what they say.

Now, Broden.

I promised you last week that I would have a plan for this third episode and would you like to hear it now?

Yes.

We're going to

make sure, we're going to come at this episode with a multitude of approaches and definitive ways for us to engage with both our audience and each other.

We're going to have conversation and laughter, but

we're going to play it at a level with joy, but a quiet, chilled out level.

And that way, when we approach it, the humor will be present for all those listening.

And then we're going to then have an episode that everyone will love and laugh, a thrilling conclusion to

the trilogy.

And I back that 100%.

What are your thoughts, Broden?

I feel confused.

Oh, really?

Oh, okay.

Well, that's on you, though, because, Mark, do you feel confused at all about what I said?

I'm backing that 100% against my better judgment or not.

I'm backing that.

And I promised I had a plan.

I've expressed that plan.

It's been backed 100% by the fellow member.

That's

what I'm saying.

That's 200%.

What confuses you about my plan?

Is it worth saying that it's 200% backed, this plan?

No, yeah.

100% from you and 100% from me.

66.6 recurring percent.

For you?

Between.

But how can I back it 100% when I've promised that I've backed you?

I back it 100%.

You back it 100%.

I back my own idea 100%

within the group.

That's only worth 33%.

Yes.

These fucking tariffs, mate.

It's got nothing to do with tariffs.

These fucking tariffs.

Percent means per 100.

Yeah.

Broden.

Per century.

Percent, yeah.

Yeah.

Broden.

I've expressed my plan to you.

It's been backed by.

Okay, I'm back for you.

Okay, go for it.

That's what percent?

Well, I think it's important for you to start.

What?

With my plan.

Okay.

Take it away.

What do you want me to do?

I've told you what we need to do.

Hey, I love fishing.

Yeah, me too.

Dude, fishing for me, it's number one.

It's right up there, 100%.

Oh, yeah, I love fishing.

Fishing episode, good.

What I love about fishing is the...

Broader kid.

Broad of bait.

Why are you breaking character here?

We agreed.

Alright.

Here we go.

I love fishing.

Fishing good for me.

Fishing good and fun.

We are fishing here.

You know what?

I'm starting to feel the quality sink myself.

Yeah, that's a shame.

Because I had a plan and it's just not playing.

Like the sinker at the end of my fishing line, it's going all the way down to the bottom of the sea where the fishes live.

And I,

as someone,

as someone, some fish, as some

angelfish

or anglerfish.

That's good.

This is cool.

Don't talk about your dad.

Yeah, what are you doing?

I'll just have a sparkly water.

Yeah, so am I.

So am I.

A little bit of lemon.

I refuse.

No, guys, enough.

Enough of this, all right?

We're best friends.

We live in a house together.

We are not going to come out here,

go fish, don't cross the lines.

We're not going to come out here and let this podcast

tear us apart.

But also just not be what we wanted it to be, which was about

three mates getting out, doing something.

Blokes.

Blokes.

Doing something real.

Doing something real.

Getting out in the sun, in nature.

Remembering what's important.

Broden, what's important to you?

Well, the top three things that are important to you don't include money.

Money and you can't talk about money or shares.

Property.

Or property investment.

Investments.

You can't talk about investment, money, property, shares, or the people in your life.

What the fuck can I I talk about then?

The three most important things to you.

Talk about your blood.

Open up and be it's therapy mate.

Fishing for me is therapy.

This is where I work out my shit.

Me?

This is where I break.

Yeah, you.

Me?

Get on the motorbike.

Just go as fast as I can.

At night?

I just go as fast as I can and I just feel the wind on my face.

I feel free.

Take that motorbike out to the country and feel one with nature.

Yeah.

Go back to the site.

You guys want to go or what do you do at the site?

It's where I...

It's, you know.

I'm a serial killer.

I think I've got a bite.

I think I've got a bite.

Oh!

I think I've got a bite.

Oh, I got a bite.

Did you guys want to dwell on that beat or do you want to?

No, no, no.

No, no, no.

We want to know about the three most important things to you.

That's my city life, Broder.

This episode, if you came out as a serial killer,

would be huge downloads.

But that's my city life, bro.

I don't want to talk about what I'm doing in the city.

I'm a serial killer, mate, during breakfast time.

Kellogg's, Nestle,

Uncle Toby's.

Oh, you misunderstand.

What are you just saying?

What I do is I have a psychosexual

brand of cereal.

You think I'm talking about...

Why don't you say cocoa?

Why don't you shut up some of these shit?

Why did you say Coco Pop sauce?

Sometimes you don't always have to say stuff.

Sometimes

Kellogg's Nestle.

Why are you being mean to Mark?

Aren't it sort of you say?

Why are you being mean to mate?

That's not the fishing way.

Say sorry.

Sorry.

Sorry.

You're welcome.

I forgive you.

Then we're done.

We're back to fishing.

All right.

We don't need to talk about anything else.

I meant serial killer the same way he did.

Did you?

Yeah.

Why do you have to go to the site to do it?

What site?

Go back to the site.

Go back to the site?

Yeah.

What site are you talking about?

Why do you have to talk about the job site?

Job site.

Yes, job site.

Oh, the drop site.

Job site.

I was referring to our studio that we work at.

What do you think of the show Death?

I wasn't referring to the site.

Yes.

I cereal.

I love Kellogg's and...

Uncle Toby.

I can't think of any other cereals.

Kellogg's, Uncle Toby, Nestle.

I love Calloggs, I love...

You're thinking about it too much, Broden.

You just gotta let the fish take you on.

What's it called?

What's the Carolines?

No, what's the one that does the Birch amusing?

Carmen's.

Carmen's.

Calloggs, Carmen.

Uncle Toby's, that's what I'm all about.

I love cereals.

Also, I do have a psychosexual urge to kill vulnerable people every few months.

Yeah.

That's crazy, man.

It's funny what comes out in fishing, isn't it?

Yeah, I mean, I've never said that to anyone.

This is my therapy.

I've never said that to anyone.

You could charge hundreds of dollars talking to some fancy pants with a degree on their wall.

Yeah.

Or

going down to BCNF.

Yeah.

Spend

this will get sponsored by BCF.

Well, I reckon we've got a chance.

We might have to cut the serial killer stuff, but...

Well, what?

You might be able to do it.

Oh, just it might be a bit much for them.

What are you talking about?

Oh, just because, you know, they're just a retail store, really.

And I just...

They probably sell those little packets.

They sell knives and stuff.

They probably do those little Kellogg packets.

I don't think they would.

No, I reckon they would near the camera pack.

You know what I mean?

Like, you bought everything and then the kid's like, oh, I want a little box of cocoa pot.

Hey, you want to know something good about the fun packs?

It is the bowl.

And let's be honest.

It's its own bowl.

Did you know this?

Yeah, I did.

Can we be honest?

Outside of Bunnings, BCF is probably

one of the number one stores for Syria.

Yeah, where they buy their stuff.

That's where you're buying your tarp, tarp.

Your knives.

That's where you buy your knives.

The more you talk, the less likely the sponsorship is.

Yeah, we'll see.

We could just beep this whole bit up.

That's where you're going to buy everything for the site.

You do bring up an interesting thought about bunnings, though.

Serial killers would go to Bunnings.

What for?

The Things.

Bunnings and

Bunnings, Might attend, and then BCF also would have serial killers.

Yeah, they're not going to Masters anymore, I'll tell you that much.

Yeah, they were serial killed.

Yeah, for anyone listening, doesn't know about

it point-blank.

The technical definition of a serial killer is multiple murders over a spare

more than a few weeks.

But who are the ones that own Woolworths, Broden?

What's the name of the corporation that owns?

West Farmers.

West Farmers tried to get into the Bunnings game, tried to get a chomp out of that market.

Yeah.

Created a warehouse homeware store called Masters.

Didn't last long.

Yeah.

If you guys ever feel

like an urge in you.

Zach, I want this sponsorship more than anything.

And

the more you talk about

BCF.

People that you find on the sponsorship.

I want to say to our listeners, if any of our listeners are serial killers,

come forward firstly.

Sure.

You are not going to get the authorities.

You are not going to get...

Yeah, just talk to someone.

You need help.

But if you're going to keep doing it, you are not going to get better tarp, better rope, better knives,

better equipment for your crimes than at BCF.

I just don't.

I don't think that's a good idea.

I think that BCF is now impossible.

I don't think that's possible.

What do you think?

What's the issue here?

That's not their target demographic, I think.

In the meeting, they don't go, well, you know.

I don't think they know.

The same way that men's health used to be predominantly, you know, those magazines used to be predominantly for gay men because they're gay men.

I think the BCF knows that some of their clientele are using it for murders.

But this sponsorship now is impossible.

Why?

Yeah, you've killed it, mate.

Maybe the first two episodes, though.

Because

we email and say, have we got a brand alignment for you?

The kings of absurdist sketch comedy are fishing.

Just listen to the first two, please.

Yeah, do not listen to the first one.

Here's the service

to the third episode.

Let them know if they're looking to appeal more directly to their serial killer base, then three three would be

appeal for them.

But that's an option.

It's an add-on.

That's an option.

I think so.

Sort of sound about first.

What we've got to do is get into a board meeting with BC and then

just as a flying.

They wouldn't welcome us to the board meeting.

Well, no, fly on the wall.

They wouldn't know.

You can control.

There are drones the size of bees now.

And we could get a drone in there.

Just to listen.

Listen in?

Just to get in.

I don't think those conversations are happening at the board meeting.

I'm starting a Kickstarter to get a bee drone.

Get into the drugs.

Did you make a B drone?

Because do they actually exist as the size of a B?

They would be military tech, but for sure.

But you don't know that for sure.

No, but the military have got stuff going on, Brody.

You're a damn fool if you think they don't have B-sized drones.

I think if they had B-sized drones, they'd make less drone bombing mistakes, yeah?

What do you mean?

They'd be like, they'd know where people are more.

With the B drone.

That sounds a little too political.

This isn't a political podcast.

This is a fishing podcast.

Anyway, so what do I do to my victims?

No.

What?

Mark, you just made up the B drone.

So you want a B drone to go into the BCF board meeting to hear their secrets.

He thinks that they're talking about this fact.

What I'm saying is in their meetings, and I think they're actually doing it more in backroom deals.

Well, the B drones can get into any backroom deals.

That's where I would want to send the B drones.

And if you think they don't exist, Broden, you're fooling yourself.

You're living in a dream world, mate.

So if you're BCF and you're listening to this episode because it's been sent to you,

and you're thinking, I don't want to sponsor this because of this serial killer talk,

here's the thing: we're going to make a choice here: either we could be sponsored by BCF, or the next high-concept podcast is a bit of investigative journalism.

Yeah,

we're on to you, BCF.

The more you talk, yeah,

the less a BCF.

Also, for overseas, do you want to say what BCF is?

I don't think we've done that yet.

But

but is it boating?

Boating?

Boating, camping, and

yeah, F stands for something.

Fishing.

Oh!

And the song goes, boating, camp, and fishing.

It's BCF and fun.

Hey, boat and camping.

Is that real?

Fishing, it's BCF and fun.

Is that real?

So go and ask an expert and tell you how it's done.

Is that real?

BCF, yeah, boat and camp and fishing.

It's fun for everyone.

Hey, boat and camp and fishing.

It's fun for everyone.

Hey.

I've never heard this before.

Well, if you watch any AFL, then you've seen it and heard it.

I watch the footy every week, mate.

I never miss it, and I haven't heard that song before.

So you're either full of shit or I am.

I put to you

that you are.

Yeah.

Can I

fess up to something, guys?

Please.

Please.

You know, I'm a bit of a dork, yeah?

I mean, we all are, yeah, to the degree.

We know you all are.

But you guys are.

You know more than me or Broden here.

No you guys are pretty cool you you you listen to like that's true.

Like uh Metallica and stuff

Now

Aqua I want I've got to help Broden with his fishing Fina maybe I've got to help Broden with his fishing line.

Can you hold mine for yourself?

Absolutely.

Careful it's very tangled up with microphones and stuff.

Alright, oh gro, can you undo my microphone?

I don't think it's necessary to put my weight back in.

No mate, we gotta maintain the illusion.

I reckon this one's the worst one.

But in a very positive, good way, you know.

No.

How is that positive?

Let me have a think about that.

I reckon I'll find something.

So, Mark's just made a revelation.

He thinks this is the worst one we've made.

Ever?

No, not ever, just out of the trilogy.

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

But it has the same flaws as Return of the Jedi, you know.

In

that,

we reused the Death Star.

What

we reused the Death Star.

We brought back the location of everything.

Okay, so I needed to own up to something.

And also Broden was gonna be a Wookiee, but we made him an Ewok instead.

Oh yeah.

Can I own up to something guys?

Please.

So earlier in this podcast...

Listen up, I've always really loved and respected you guys and I've always wanted you guys to think I'm cool.

Thank you, Zach.

Thanks, mate.

And earlier in this podcast, I made made allusions to being a serial killer.

Yeah.

But those weren't true.

Really?

I've never done serial killings.

I've never done one killing.

Zach, this is the thing.

I just wanted you guys to...

I've never seen you kill every night at the Melbourne International Comedy Festival.

But I think I more directly think.

In that way, you're a serial killer.

I wanted you to think that I was a sick man who killed vulnerable people over the course of decades in multiple states.

I've never done that.

I've never killed a single person.

I've never murdered a single person.

I did it because I wanted you guys to think I was cool.

I'd beg to differ.

Mark, can I call you the serial killer?

Because every time you walk out on stage, people, you kill them.

Yeah, you kill it.

No, it really means a lot, but

I think I need to be honest with myself and honest with you guys.

And I'm sorry that...

And I know you probably thought I was pretty cool when I said I was a serial killer.

I've got to be honest, I did, yeah.

Yeah, you probably thought, wow, that's a pretty cool guy over there.

I thought you were cool, but I was worried about the sponsorship potential, to be honest.

I was focusing on the.

Tell BCF, Lindsay, to listen to the end of this episode.

If they listen to episode three, they're going to listen through because I was never a serial killer.

I just want to

kill in the audience.

Yeah.

On stage, I think you're a serial killer.

I understand that, but I need to make it abundantly clear to the both of you: I'm not a serial killer, and

I've been to BCF, but that's for my boating, camping, and fishing needs.

Yeah, right.

Can I see the receipts for the things you've bought?

I'd happily show you them.

You know, I think I got an SC.

Oh, nice.

Maybe a

boating camp.

Where was it?

In the Latrobe Valley.

Far out.

I just think it's important to be honest with your friends, and there's probably a lot of people listening.

And I think...

I want to say something after this.

Yeah.

I think a lot of people think fishing is just about catching your lunch.

Not me.

But I think actually it's about blokes being blokes and opening up.

Because I have something to say now.

Because I've seen you on stage.

And

when you're going,

you kill them.

Yeah.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Yeah.

I think we're all strong live performers and we love to connect with the audience.

No, but on stage, you're a serial killer.

On stage, you are a serial killer.

Are you saying I'm, you know, in comedy, people say kill is in doing well with comedy?

Yeah, you killed.

I think that's true of all of us, you know, when we're when we're

but are you accusing me of killing people on stage?

Yeah, yes, no, but if you understand the context here, you know, this is we are being recorded here.

Yeah.

And I'm worried that there's going to maybe be doubt in the listeners.

In our audience, between people who've listened to this podcast and people who've seen us live.

Yeah.

And they would all agree that you leave them in stitches.

Yeah, laughter.

See,

I understand what you're saying because you're using terminology that is

common

jargon

in the comedy world.

My worry is that the listener,

the layman, listener.

You leave them rolling in the aisles.

Suffocating.

You know, this is a man's, a man is naught but his reputation.

You understand this?

Yeah.

You understand this?

And if you right now you're attacking my reputation.

So I need you both to clearly say that I'm not a serial killer, to the best of your knowledge.

Hi, I'm Broden.

I'd like to make a statement, please.

I've worked with Zach on live stages for many, many, many years.

And whilst he does metaphorically kill them,

to my knowledge, he has never murdered anyone.

Thank you.

Mark?

I have to, don't I?

I would appreciate it.

You don't have to.

I don't want there to be any sense of coercion.

But if you don't, I will kill you.

Yeah.

Like I killed all those other people.

The name is Mark Samuel Bernardo, and to the best of my knowledge, Zach has never killed anyone in real life.

Now, I would argue that that confession or statement was made under duress

of threatening to murder.

Thus is inadmissible.

Can we cut me threatening to murder, Mark?

I think we can beep it out.

We need the because I'm pretty sure these are going to be short.

So we need as much airtime as possible.

How cool is it that we're doing that?

We're doing fishing, Mark.

Fishing with my friends has probably been...

Can I just say, just to wrap this up, which I'm hoping.

A fish wrap.

Yeah, I think to wrap this up we should do a wrap.

I had a new thought.

Mark, did you want to finish your thought?

No, but I do think the fish wrap

is good and I'm happy to be a part of that.

Can I,

since Zach, you brought up that crater ship across from us with the Japanese flag on it?

Yeah.

That's been quite a profound, had quite a profound effect on me.

Yeah, it's pretty cool.

How cool

is that?

Yeah.

That there is a crater ship, a container ship,

that's come all the way from Japan to Melbourne.

I think that's genuinely so cool.

Bringing with it...

They've been taking Toyota cars off it.

I've been watching the Toyota cars.

Toyotas.

Bringing with it Toyotas.

Bringing with it Mitsubishi.

Honda.

I love Mitsubishi.

Bringing with it perhaps

futon mattresses.

Yeah, cream sandwiches.

Cream sandwiches.

If anyone out there has got a Mitsubishi star wagon for sale from the morning about 95.

Fresh sushi.

What did you talk about?

Mark, this is not

a car listing.

Really,

they're hard to come by and I love those mid-90s star wagons.

So if you're out there,

you got someone to sell.

You got a two-tone Mitsubishi star wagon?

All right.

I'm looking for a...

I'm looking for a nice tall boy for my lounge room, for my bedroom.

So what's happening right now is that there are some seamen out for a sail.

The sail's not up.

I imagine that's the boat is running off a motor of some sort.

Maranti Donna.

But they have the ability to sail using the wind.

They're choosing not to.

Gotten the boost they need.

And

they're just going for a sail.

What do you think they're doing, boys?

Does anyone care?

Going for a sail, you just fucking said.

Yeah, but obviously they're fucking sailing towards something, Broda.

The ocean, buddy.

Or they're sailing towards the ocean.

They're going for a sail in the ocean.

They're going to go out and then they're going to...

What the fuck are meant?

Are they going to fish?

Are they fucking

all they're doing?

Float on the water, water, king?

And then what?

Has some cheese and bickies, a glass of wine.

That's the whole fucking thing we're doing.

It's a small workboat.

That doesn't look like a leisure boat.

They're not on a fish.

It's a leisure boat.

It's a freaking.

Not everyone.

I bet that has a lower deck.

They're not billionaires.

They're probably just regular millionaires.

Yeah, that's fair.

Boys, I'm sorry for getting mad.

I didn't mean anything by it.

I'm going to do it.

And the swan is biting at Lucy.

Lucy, don't feed the swan.

Broden gave her the chip.

I gave it a Pringle.

Now that poor swan, once it's popped.

Hey, which could be a good sponsor?

Swans.

Pringles.

No, not swans.

But the Sydney swans.

This episode's brought to you by the Sydney swans.

So listen to Broden, you shouldn't feed wild animals.

It's naughty.

Unless I'm out on the streets.

Can you say, I was naughty?

I was naughty.

Zach's

not a serial killer, and and I was naughty.

I just don't want Lucy to get nipped.

Yeah, well now she might because Browden was naughty.

I've been given some exciting news.

We've concluded our fishing trilogy.

We're at conclusion time, but there's two more things that have to happen.

Okay.

One is I'm going to list my favourite high concept donor sketches in order.

Why?

And then, not sketches, high concept podcasts, months in order or

episodes.

And then we're going to do the fish wrap.

Okay.

I might have caught something.

Take it away.

Alright, so

what are the pike on podcast?

So the only thing I've caught is a cold.

Is that you actually month?

Car month.

I feel a bit fresh.

Standing podcast and fishing.

Are those the four?

Boat.

Boat.

Car.

Car.

Standing.

Standing.

Fishing.

Alright, so number four, that's the order you do these in, isn't it?

Number four, my least favorite, fishing.

Yeah.

Number three.

I really thought you were going gonna lend it on with the best one we've ever done no no no no I've had fun, but you're not gonna lie number three standing Yeah, fair enough.

I have my doubts, but the whole lean controversy That was interesting to me number two Car Wow boat wins and then number one boat

But I've had fun fishy

Well, obviously not that much.

Yeah, you've you've labelled it the worst thing Wow, but it's still one of the best podcasts

Hit it at the fish wrap

Fishing with my friends is lots of fun.

Gonna put some fish into a barn.

Catch that fish and eat it with my friends.

Then they'll never have to end.

That's right.

Catch your lunch, fishing with your friends.

Have a punch.

No more.

No more punching, cause you're fishing for your lunch.

Fishing men, don't you understand?

I'm across from a ship that's from Japan.

Megan fishing is my favorite thing to do.

Look at that pelican saying, How'd you do?

They're caught in some cod.

Oh man, I'm not a silly sod.

I love to fish.

I love to make my own lunch.

Serve it as a dish.

Everybody here likes to go fishing.

Everybody here likes to have dishin'.

Everybody here is an addition.

One plus one equals two.

Let's go fishing.

It's a fishy rap.

It's a fishy rap.

Rapping with your friends about fishing for your lunch.

Hey man, fishing's the one.

I'm being fun with the swan.

Yes, you are fishing for your lunch.

That's so much fun.

Lunch.

Fishing, fishing, good.

Fishing is okay.

I'll fish bloody any day.

Get my friends, they drive me around the bends.

Get my rod, catch some cod.

Oh, look at that silly old soot.

Going for a fishing, getting his dishing.

Everybody, I'm not done.

I'm not done.

Either we do the song

or there's absolute chaos.

Yeah.

Go, go, go.

I lost my spot, so.

Oh, man, I'm sitting here wishing that this isn't the last time that I go fishing.

I hope we go another cool time.

That'll be right, and then I'll bring zucchini and lime.

It's not a crime to go fishing with your friends, even when they drive you around the bench.

Is someone gonna keep the beat going?

It's not a crime to go fishing with your friends, even when they're driving around the bench.

Fishing is good and fishing is fun.

Everyone should do it out in the sun.

Bring your best friend with you.

You can do it, so can you.

Everybody here likes a fish today.

I reckon fishing is a-okay.

The most exciting thing is when you catch a fish.

The least exciting thing is Disney's wish.

It was disappointing.

They went too corporate.

That's what I heard.

I haven't saw it.

It's cold.

I'm cold.

It's gotten cold.

Boom, boom, cha.

Boom, cha.

Fishing with your

friends.

I'm a bit cold.

You've been listening to the Auntie Donner podcast.

Thanks for joining us for another rip episode brought to you by Auntie DonnerClub.com.

See you next week.