A Big Change - Fishing Month Part #2

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Joy.

Welcome back to Shut Up Net Fishing Month.

If you didn't know, Auntie Donna, always innovating, always pushing forward.

We are the group after all that we made the first Netflix comedy show.

We made the first Fresh Blood Pilot.

we were the first people to cancelled to get cancelled and the first people to get back come back from being cancelled netflix cancelled i mean not yeah cancelled from netflix

come back from that we uh were that we're the first group to ever adapt a youtube video into a children's picture book i feel pretty confident saying fairly confident in that yeah um

but And the first ones to do a podcast fishing.

Yeah.

That's what we're doing today.

And if you need to understand the context, the law,

normally I would say go back to the last episode.

I think you're good.

We're fishing.

It's alright fish.

Last week's is unlistenable content that shouldn't be consumed by anyone.

Well if you want to know the definition of what a first boy is there are going to be some definitions.

I highly recommend.

Oh yeah go back and listen to it if you want first boy for sure.

Because we're going to be saying things like first boy.

First dad, only dad, only boy, first boy in relation to Dutch.

Dutch first boy.

Yes.

Dutch, first boy.

We're not going to be explaining ourselves this episode when we're referring to first boys.

What I will say is

there has been an evolution of the terminology.

In the same way that English people don't call English muffins English muffins, they just call them muffins.

Yes.

And in the same way that in anamorphs a man

will transform into a beetle or some sort of beast of the land, it's a transformation that they go through.

through.

No.

What?

I mean,

in the,

I believe Scholastic, or at least within this realm,

in the Scholastic Animorph series,

a man or,

when I say man, I just mean

a human, a first boy.

Not a first boy.

But some may be first boys.

I believe maybe the Andalite at the start of the first one might have been a parent.

They would at least

have every animorph.

But I don't know if the andalites have gender in the yerk.

The yerks are slugs.

Again, I don't know how the yerks reproduce.

How do you like your yerks?

I like mine sunny side up.

I would not cook a yerk.

What are you saying?

Did you say egg yerk?

Yerk.

I like my yerk sunny side up.

Are you talking about.

You cook a yerk?

I cook a yerk.

Are you hearing egg as yerk?

Yolk, I think.

Yolk.

Because that was, I was really thrown.

Like, what the fuck you were talking about.

Listen, we made a problem with.

Egg yoke.

Egg yerk.

Egg yerk.

Egg yerk.

Why won't you look at me?

I thought you were talking about pulling a yerk out of

parents' ear and.

I'm ashamed.

I'm embarrassed, and so I don't want to make eye compliments.

You understand you brought up animorphs.

Yes.

So for you to bring up animorphs and then not understand that when Broden says yerk is referring to the villainous slug species that goes into the animorph's parents ears gonna be honest i've never read animorphs but on the covers you see the transformation now what the fuck

what the fuck has that got to do with what i was about to say about first boy

what i was saying was that every animorph would have a first boy yes in your definition and they've got yerks in their ear the dutch that's why they have to fight the yerk empire yeah the yerks killed all of the Andalites.

I'm aware of that.

And if you want more detail on that story, check out the Andalite Chronicles.

But do you...

Did you...

You heard Yerk and you genuinely thought I was talking about the yolk of an egg.

No, I was...

Because if you had said like an egg.

Sure.

Yeah.

Look, look.

There's two things we've got to get through.

One, how things have changed for this podcast.

Because there's a big change.

There's a big difference.

And also, why don't you just say Optimus Prime?

I think that would have have been such a clearer.

But what I was going to say into a truck.

Optimus Prime.

Turns into a truck or a gorilla, depending on what, if you were looking at the Beast Wars series.

That's Optimus Prime.

He's my Optimus.

That's Optimus Primal.

I'm so sorry.

And now he doesn't know what the fuck they're talking about.

Dipshit.

I was just going to say that.

I didn't know we.

Go.

Go.

I didn't know we came.

I thought we came fishing to shoot the shit, relax, get away from city life, come out into the wilderness, hatch base with mother.

That's poor Melbourne cat.

Well, I didn't know we came here to bully me.

Now, if that was a directive that I missed,

I'm sorry, Mark.

I'm sorry.

I'm so upset.

Was that a discussion you guys had before?

Mark, it wasn't my intention.

I was really upset when you said the yurks were egg yolks.

Yeah, and I was upset because I was going to say something about

the...

Can we start again?

Can we start again?

Can we start fresh?

I'd love to start fresh.

As if we were scaling a fish that we caught for dinner, which we might.

My line is

as hell.

I think before we start fresh, I do want to give a little bit of a teaser for this episode.

For anyone listening, thinking, what am I going to get out of this episode?

Sure, we're going to get to the bottom of what the fuck Mark was talking about with the animals.

I'll also explain a little bit more the etymology and

how first dad works,

first boy that works.

I think we're all right.

I just had one thing to say.

And lastly, this is the big thing.

This is the big thing.

We will talk about the promised big change of the podcast.

That's going to be up top.

We're also going to be talking about

how we're going to prepare this fish for lunch.

Oh, yeah.

When we catch it.

Oh, yes.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yes.

But that's all that and more coming up on Fishing Podcast.

I don't even know if we're 15 minutes in of this one.

No, was then we're restarting now of course

welcome to the fishing podcast put the and Lindsay we put it in the intro again there yeah Welcome to the fishing podcast episode two.

I just wanted to say quickly, very quickly,

that

if I refer to first boy

I'm referring to that I'm just very quickly let me get

just you can just say go back to the

not the last podcast because that's no no no this is a new piece of information you need to hear this as well okay well then I'm excited if I refer like an English muffin

is is referred to as a muffin in England

if I refer to first boy I am referring of course

to a dad I think maybe now for clarity But

there was a time where they just called them muffins.

What did they call muffins?

American muffins.

American muffins.

I don't think they did.

But they did call English muffins just muffins.

When?

Isn't that for a sweet muffin?

Why would they call them English muffins?

How do they discern between a muffin and a muffin?

It's to illustrate a point.

No one's drawing here.

I don't have a pen or paper.

I'm drawing with the mind's eye.

Oh.

Can I just make my point?

If I refer to a first boy, I'm referring to my father, your father, our father.

What?

If I refer to a Dutch first boy,

that is me referring to Mark's concept of authority.

Funnily enough,

how would a Dutch first boy say yoke?

Yoke.

Yoak.

Yoke.

That's right, very good, very good.

Now

I want to touch on animorphs for a second.

And how is that?

And also let me know, in a positive, chill way how what that had to do with my thing about dutch first boy no i think it had to do with muffin

a transformative or

something

how you how you

just how things can change life changes that's why i like fishing because i like to reflect on the changes in my life

and uh much in the way that uh

a man

you know can change from

from human to uh oh go ahead to aquatic

as long as they're touching but you can only do it for two hours or else you're trapped Tobias became an eagle because of that trapped in the body of an eagle.

Can we get off animals?

Can we?

If you get off you get off on whatever you want to get off on man.

Me, I just read them, I enjoyed them, and then I well,

I never read them.

I've never seen them.

Did you never read them?

No, I was more into goose bumps because I liked spooky stuff.

I liked both.

I read both.

I was more, I liked to live in terror.

I had

all the books?

Oh, I didn't read them.

Animorphs?

But I watched the shows.

I loved Animorphs.

Loved it.

I watched the show a lot.

I liked the show.

Also, I liked Rowan of Rin, and I liked,

what was the one?

The one with the belt.

Really liked the one with the belt.

That was my favourite.

Oh, what?

Collecting the jewels on the belt.

Same author as Rowan of Rin.

Not relevant, not interesting.

Movie god.

That's not true.

If you know the name of the Belt Gem books.

The Belt Gem books from the same author as Road of Ridden.

Let us know in the comments.

I would Google it, but we are not getting anything.

Yeah, that's the thing.

We've gone.

We've done a technology cleanse like

in the third season of White Lotus.

I'm terrified to check my phone in case our company has completely fallen apart or they've found out about the embezzling or something like that.

But I won't do it because otherwise I

might go to security get a gun take the gun hide it in a set of drawers and then it won't be there later and then I might accidentally poison who would refer to me as their first boy I've got 5G in full bars

you barred up he's talking about the reception no it's up to you

so you looked that up to prove me wrong but you didn't think while you're on your phone you'd just chuck in Roanoke Rin Gems belt I don't want to waste my data Do you know what's crazy?

Can someone Google it for me, please?

Do you know what's crazy?

Lucy, can you Google it for me?

What is it?

Rowan of Rin Gems Belt.

I don't think that's appropriate for a podcast to talk to someone.

That's Lucy's job is to check

what books you read as a child.

What's the children's book?

Gems Belt.

She's hired to sit here and watch us do the podcast.

Deltora Quest.

Deltora Quest.

So Lucy, you're good, mate.

It's Deltora Quest.

When you go to the gym, Broden, are you on a quest for your Deltoras?

To strengthen them?

In a way.

Sure.

Now, are you okay?

Do you know what's crazy about this is this is fishing.

Is it not?

What is that alien-like UFO sound I'm hearing often?

I don't know if the viewers at home can hear it.

Sort of go,

I believe it's a security breach of the massive crater ships across the world.

Isn't it crazy to think that at any given time

over there, so we're sitting across from a big uh docking port they've got the big uh those big uh what are the great shipping containers and giant ships that one of those ships has a captain phillips type character on it both of them probably have a captain phillips type character yeah

and in that shipping container there could be some sort of

some sort of meeting between

with Robert De Niro and and Al Pacino is listening in.

There could be a drug drug deal that Batman's gonna come and stop.

All those things could be happening just behind that shipwreck.

Drugs and dolls.

You know, that's what the movies are all about.

Is they're saying behind that door, over that body of water, who knows what's going on.

It's movie magic.

That's the magic of movies for me.

But the magic of fishing.

This could be worse than the last one.

I don't know.

I don't know.

I think it's getting better or has the potential to get better because we still haven't revealed the big change yet.

Shall we talk about that now?

The viewers that are watching on.

I've run out of other shit to say.

And we're talking about the lunch.

Everyone that's watching, they'll know the big change.

Yeah, you'll be able to see that.

Everyone that's listening, I think you might hear the big change.

You're lying getting taught, bro.

Oh, yeah.

Oof.

Now, you might hear the big change.

Last podcast, shall I announce it?

Yeah.

Last podcast, I'm sitting in the middle, right?

So usually we're in a more of a semicircle, but right now we're sitting in a line against this body of water, so we can all have the best access to that.

That's why your nickname is Jimmy Eats World

today.

Why?

Because he's in the middle.

What do you mean?

Just take some time.

Little girl, a little middle of the road.

Why didn't you call me Malcolm?

I don't...

I don't understand that reference.

Malcolm is in the middle.

That's the most culturally ubiquitous middle.

Do you know he doesn't remember a single day of film?

Not true.

He doesn't remember one single day of filming.

It's been wiped from his notebook.

No, he just said I don't remember big chunks because no one remembers big chunks of their childhood.

That's not what I read briefly.

That's not what I read the headline of while scrolling.

He doesn't fucking remember one single thing.

So when I was doing the last photo, she probably heard me turning.

I'm sitting in the middle, turning my head, and you go, oh, Zach's talking to Broden I don't hear him as clearly talking to Mark I hear him more that was because

in order to facilitate us getting the best chances of catching our lunch

we've made the decision to sacrifice some of those technical things that we have in studio Usually we'd have a big microphone in front of us, but we want to have the best view of the water of our rods.

So we've done away with those traditional podcast microphones.

Instead, we've got lapels.

Now, the boys have got lapels on their shirts.

I had a lapel on my shirt initially, but I was turning my head, being that I'm a regular Jimmy Eats World.

Thank you.

But as you can probably see, if you're watching, and as you can hear, as I move my head, let's do a demonstration.

As I move my head,

this is not good.

It is important.

It's not going to happen.

We promised the big change.

There was a change.

It's important that Zach gets through this because listeners at home are going to be

confused if we don't bring it.

And I refuse to lie to our listeners.

Fishing is about truth.

It's about bonding.

It's about getting outdoors in the dirt with Mother Nature.

Let the man finish.

So, Broden, I'm going to need you, you're to my left.

I'm going to need you to talk to me and I'm going to turn my head and talk to you.

It doesn't need this much detail.

To be fair.

it doesn't need this much detail.

You defended me.

Yeah, but then you sort of

immediately just kind of crashed it.

Well, that's what I was always going to do.

Then I think you broadly agree with Brona then.

No,

I'm more of a Malcolm in this situation.

I think you can just sort of cut to it a bit quicker.

Now you use Malcolm.

Now you're using Malcolm.

Well, I'm trying to connect on your level.

I don't want to, if I'm throwing out Jimmy Eats' world references.

I felt like an idiot.

You made me feel like an idiot.

With your basket case, would you say?

Made you feel like a basket case?

Green day?

Start calling you Green Day.

You know.

You know that I...

I was going to try and do a bit, but

it's not funny, you know.

When we're in the studio,

you do a thing, I go, I'm going to yes, yes, and all the way to the bank.

Yeah.

But I go, does the bank really matter?

Not when you're fishing.

When you're out fishing, there are things more important than yes and.

Lunch.

Catching your lunch.

And bonding, I could say bond.

Like my first boy and his first boy before him.

Yeah.

You know, I feel a connection.

When I'm out catching my lunch, I feel a connection many first boys back to the shores of Ireland.

You know, the shores of Ireland during the potato famine.

When my great, great, great, great, great first boy had to go out and catch his lunch because the Brits wouldn't let him have their potatoes.

They were too busy eating their muffins.

Yes.

Also known as English muffins.

Yes.

Or American muffins, perhaps.

Maybe at the time, yeah.

Now

the big reveal is, oh, Broden, it's good.

It's good, Broden.

It's genuinely getting better.

This podcast is getting way better.

It's good.

How do I describe it then?

I'm lost.

I'm at a loss.

You seem to agree.

You tell him

to be a microphone.

Hey, Zach.

It's on your hat.

Yeah, hey.

How are you?

Good, thank you.

Look to Mark.

All right, now I'll turn my head to Mark.

Hello.

But then I covered it with my hand to scratch.

Let me go go again.

Hello, Bronan.

How are you?

Hi, Zach.

I'm good.

Now I'll turn my head now.

You'll notice that

as I turn my head

in the process of turning my head right now, you'll notice that my voice is not getting further away at all.

Hi, Mark, how are you?

I'm very well, Zach.

I'm going to turn my head again, moving towards Broden.

And again, as a listener, you're going to realize my voice is not leaving the microphone.

Now, if it was taped to my body, it would.

That is because, folks,

the big change is that my microphone is now clipped to my hat.

Oh, God.

So, but that, but it did change.

It changed a lot.

For me, it changed a lot.

I didn't, I wasn't so sure.

You went in pretty hard about promoting this.

Well,

you know, when you, you know, like my line has been taught from the moment we started recording this podcast, and I haven't caught a damn thing.

Yeah.

And if we're not catching fish, because to be clear again, there is no bait or hooks.

I'd rather keep the illusion alive, though.

Right, well just ignore what I just said.

Yeah.

But my line is taught for one of two reasons.

There is a fish just fucking holding on that I refuse to reel in.

That has the tenacity of a stubborn child.

Or

the anchor's just caught on a rock.

Let it go.

Oh, you probably want to go.

Let it go slack.

Go make go time.

Got it up again.

It's one of the two things, and I'm running out of stuff, Bruden.

I need you to fill it.

You need to come and do something.

I'm running out of stuff.

I'm done.

I don't even know where that bit was going.

Don't worry, I'll come in to save yous if you need me to.

I need you to save you.

Okay, great.

All right, here's a big question, boys.

Seriously?

Yeah.

Chill the fuck out, boys.

Absolutely.

That's what we're doing.

Fishing, man.

Oh, good point.

You know?

Don't have to.

Does it matter if we catch nothing?

You know, it's ideal.

But here's the thing, mate.

We don't catch nothing.

Well, there's nothing to keep cool.

You know, maybe we can spend a couple more hours at the pub after.

Yeah, and order our fish and chips from...

Get fish and chips at the pub.

They've got a new chef in at the pub.

So they'll do a good fish and chips.

Do you find ordering dinner at the pub as satisfying

as...

Catching your trout,

gutting it, scaling it,

cooking it up with a bit of butter.

Wow.

And And Mark, and you've gotten us to the topic of conversation that I wanted to really get to.

You got to the real bones of this one of episode two of Fishing Month.

What, what, if you catch, you know, fish's rules.

He who catches cooks.

He who catches cooks.

Mark, if you catch a big one and you're preparing our lunch,

Tell us what you're going to do to that fish.

How you're going to prepare it.

Gut it.

First, I'll gut it.

Careful not to cut myself.

Might wear one of those gloves made out of chain mail.

Make sure I don't cut myself.

Gut it, scale it.

You know what I mean by that?

You're not giving me much, yeah.

I'll be honest with you.

You're not giving me much.

I need one of your situations.

Just drink a little bit.

Just little bit.

Just give me something.

I'm a bloke.

I'm out fishing.

I don't need to talk.

All right, scale it.

Scale it.

Get out the pan, non-stick pan or the scam pan that I've seasoned.

I haven't seasoned mine at home.

I refuse to.

But in this scenario, I have.

And the black swan's back, by the way.

Black swan's back.

Worth mentioning.

It's long neck.

I'm in hell.

What do you mean?

This is hell for you.

Tell me what you're doing for the dish.

How are you preparing it?

A little bit of butter, I heard you say earlier.

A little bit of butter and olive oil.

Let's tap into that.

A little bit of butter.

Well, what fish have I caught?

Let's start there.

Because it's going to be different depending on the fish.

If it's a white fish or

a general fish, maybe flake.

It's a white fish.

Gee, yeah, I wonder if I catch a shark out here.

A lot of people don't know flake is sharks.

Most people.

Dummy shark.

A lot of people know that.

It's pretty common knowledge.

You're eating shark when you go to the

old fish and ship area.

They know that.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

So you cook it with some butter and some old.

I don't know.

I don't care.

Tell you what I'd do.

What?

So get the fish, cut it, scale it.

Of course.

Then I'm going to chop along the ribs,

pick out the bones.

De-bone it!

De-bone it.

I forgot the bone mine!

Hey mate, you might want to cook it whole.

I would have chose the bad bitter bit.

De-bone it if I had fucking remembered.

Fill it it.

Then I'm just gonna get a bit of flour in one bowl.

Oh, nice.

And then in another bowl, I'm gonna do some flour.

Yeah.

Oh my gosh.

I'm gonna do some beer.

See how I'm giving you a bit back?

Yeah, but it's not necessary.

I'm gonna do a bit of beer.

Mm-mm-mm.

A little bit of salt.

Nice.

A little bit of...

A beer batter.

Yes.

And then

I'm going to chuck that, fill it in to the flour, flip it around.

Yeah.

Then with my other hand, chuck it in the batter.

Okay.

I'd actually prefer you to pull back a little bit.

Too much?

Too much.

Sorry, I was just compensating for the little that I received.

Well, that's actually, I was giving you what I would like.

Give to others as you would like to receive.

Yeah.

That's what my first boy taught me.

Did he learn that?

Yeah, he's Dutch.

He learned that his time in Europe?

Yeah, yeah.

And why didn't your dad teach you that?

It's an important ethical.

I know, I know, I know.

Then I get some potatoes, russet potatoes, give them a scrub.

Keep going.

You can't just go silent.

You can't just go silent during the podcast.

You can't just go silent.

Your mic's attached.

Your mic's attached to your hat, but the back of your mic's attached to the...

No, yeah, to the chair.

I'm so sorry, listeners.

Can you explain what happened, Broden?

My weight that I'm pretending to fish with, I pulled and then it went into the water.

Sinker!

And then Zach has put the weight back in the water for me.

It's called the sinker.

And then you.

You're a sinker.

No, no, not you.

No, I'm not a sinker.

I'm a man.

The sinker

helps the line get to the bottom of the ocean where the fish are.

Because they dwell at the bottom.

They like to live underneath the...

They like to live at the bottom.

They like to live where the ground is.

This is like something to go to sleep.

We're going to put this bag on.

Yeah, this is...

We should rebrand this.

We should rebrand this as go to sleep to this.

I ain't give a fuck what we branded as.

I was telling you about my lunch.

And I was listening.

Yeah.

But apparently I wasn't listening right because apparently there's a rivalry.

Well, I wasn't listening right as well.

Hey, mate, fucking hell.

Hey, we're at each other's throat.

I'm bringing my city tension.

The whole point of this trip was to stop being at each other's throats like a couple of people.

We were at YMS.

We had a board meeting and then got in our car.

Yeah.

And I brought that city tension.

Yeah.

To

this

rural retreat with my, with my, with my, with my blokes.

In the drive over here, I let go of all that.

I let go of all that tension.

I let it out there.

Hey.

And I apologise, too.

I'm not quite sure what.

For, I didn't really do anything wrong.

You were giving a little too much.

It's just always good to apologize.

You're giving a little too much.

I don't think that's something I'm apologising for.

But I do think that it's always good to apologise even when you know you weren't in the wrong.

Yeah.

So I'm sorry.

I forgive you, mate.

And I forgive you too.

Chop up those potatoes nice and thick.

Boil them.

I've done this yesterday.

Why don't you just go to Coles or Woolley's and get them in a beautiful oven?

You can do that if you're in a rush.

Where's the fun in that?

Where's the fun in that?

Take your time though.

Boil it.

I'd say the fun in that is the time you get spent where you don't have to cook like do all that shit with him, just put them in the air fryer, you know what I mean?

That's the stats.

Well how do you know what I'm doing with them?

You haven't let me fucking finish.

You're gonna make fish and chip.

You gotta to let him finish, mate.

How many times am I frying them?

Twice.

You're going to do it twice through a high temperature and then

thrice cooked the boil.

Any greens?

Are you having a full yellow meal?

Mate.

If the missile wants to make a salad,

I'll let her.

So you're a man from 1976 then, sort of.

Yeah, you don't get that.

Yeah, I've got those tiny little shorts and I'm just paper-thin.

You love Paul Hogan.

I uh

I uh

stubbies.

I'm also gonna make myself a nice tartare sauce.

Nice, what out of?

Mayo,

gherkin.

You can't beat Master Foods one, in my opinion, mate.

That Master Foods straight off the shelf tartare sauce.

I know they say the best tartare sauce is the one you make at home.

For me, straight off the shelf Master Foods, mate.

That's my opinion.

Yeah, I made that for you as well.

I know you like it.

You have to get that in the fridge for me when I'm coming over.

Because I'll tell you what, it sounds like a good, bloody meal.

I wouldn't mind having a bite.

Mate, I got those potatoes in the freezer, boiled, ready for their double fry.

Just gotta get the fish.

Broden, how are you preparing your

fish lunch that we would catch today?

For lunch.

In your home in a hypothetical situation.

Jesus, they're biting.

They are biting.

Get your fishing rod out of my fucking zone.

Well, you just got to get a better one.

And

if you cross the lines, we're all fucked.

Ghostbusters.

Do not cross the line.

It's very similar to ghostbusters.

Ghostbusters piss and fishing.

You do not cross.

Well, when you're pissing, it can be...

That can just be a jolly good time.

It's what they call crossing swords.

I don't go for that sort of stuff.

Broden,

what are you doing with your fish lunch?

How you performing it?

Yeah, what do you say?

We make that the final episode of this fucking show.

You really?

Are you really?

I think we...

Because because i've got a really exciting absolutely one more i've got an exciting episode plan for you

well i want to know exactly what you want i don't know

and i can whisper that to you confidently knowing that my hat microphone will pick it up

i can't hear anything you're saying good

i know i can lean in and whisper to you and my hat microphone's going to pick it up for the audience but broden is none the wiser mark i have no plan for the third episode don't worry.

I got us covered.

I know exactly what we're going to talk about.

What are you doing?

Absolutely not.

Oh, no.

I have nothing.

Don't worry, Broden.

We're good, mate.

Broden, we are just...

I'll just turn my head to Broden.

Yeah, tell him.

I genuinely can't hear what you're saying.

We're all good, mate.

We're just talking about my plan for the third episode.

I don't really like fish for lunch.

Have you seen that movie Two Hands?

Yeah.

If both those hands were safe hands, you'd be in that movie.

For the next podcast.

what have you seen the movie two hands heath ledger film yeah both of those hands were safe hands that would be rodent would have been cast in that movie swan's attack swan's back

is there's fish there

uh yeah there's fish flopping about swan's getting a little too close for my liking

all right to the receiver we'll see you next week oh is this the end of the episode i'd like to apologize

um but zach assures us that there is a thrilling conclusion to Fishing Month.

Yeah.

You could put my name on it.

You've been cast in the movie Two Hands if it was renamed Safe Hands.

Stop saying that.

I don't understand.

Because you're in Safe Hands, Broden.

What's that got to do with Two Hands?

If Safe Hands are in the case of the camera.

They cut the scene where the two hands make sense in that film.

If the film

was called Safe Hands.

Stop.

You've got to stop.

Broden would have been cast in it.

And it would have been about the next podcast that we're about to do.

and you would have said I'm in safe hands if someone said what have you been up to recently you would have said oh I'm in safe hands who would he have played the hands no the thing the hands are holding which is him so you're just talking about a different movie yeah

why why what's that got to do with two hands I'm trying to connect to him on a level that he'll understand because you know that's fishing and that's what fishing's all about mate join us next week

the thrilling conclusion of fishing month.

It's a whole month.

Well, yes, three weeks of fishing, and then we'll do our recap episode.

There's nothing I love more than making creative calls on microphone.

So we're going to do our thrilling conclusion of fishing.

Do not cross.

Do not cross lines.

Thrilling conclusion, you'll find out what Broder will have for his fish lunch and my planned finale.

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