The Aunty Dgonna Podcast

A listener production.

Hello and welcome to another episode of the Auntie Donna Donna podcast.

Sorry, it is going to be a crazy one today.

Lots of wacky characters.

Sorry, I did say John, I mispronounced Donna there.

That was a bit of a mistake, but I don't think we'll re-record.

We'll just keep going with it.

We've got some crazy characters coming up, and I just, and I, but I do want to, it is the the Auntie Donna podcast so I don't want any confusion there at all.

I think they understand that I said Donna podcast.

Yeah, that's it.

They go they get it Zach.

There's no need to worry about that.

Yeah, so it's the Auntie Donna podcast.

We've got some crazy and we will tell you all about that's part of this intro.

I'm going to tell you all about the crazy stuff we get up to and then plug the Patreon in just a moment.

But first I want to just apologize yet again for misrenouncing Auntie Donna.

That was a mistake on my part.

No, there's no need to we've got to get through the intro so that we can start the intro.

Yeah, absolutely.

If you keep apologising, it's going to drag it out.

Do you want to re-record or...

No, we don't have time.

Okay,

that's okay.

So we'll just do...

Yeah, we only have like a minute.

Alright, so.

Welcome to the Auntie Donna podcast.

That is what it's called.

We are Auntie Donna.

We have.

We are not Auntie.

Jonah.

What did I even say?

Was it Don Dionna?

I think you said...

I think you said Gianna.

It was on.

It was a slip of the tongue.

Diona.

It's nothing that...

But I don't want people people thinking...

I'm worried that people...

Because the whole point of the intro is get in there, quickly explain what the episode's about, plug the Patreon, plug the tour, you know, that sort of thing.

Maybe if we're doing that, get and then get out, get into the episode.

It's a way to make it more accessible, quick.

Well, it's not that now, is it?

No, but I think we're going to get back on track.

My worry, we'll get back on track.

We've got a crazy episode today for you.

Some wacky characters.

We're going to meet some new characters, meet some old characters that you love,

and old characters from the Auntie Donna podcast.

So, my worry now is that a few of you here are listening, excited to hear a new podcast from a group called Auntie Diona.

Zach, no one's.

You don't think that maybe there's a few people now?

You corrected yourself near immediately.

Because we're not, I just said that.

Now you've addressed it four or five times.

Old characters that you'll love,

they're going to go, well, I don't know any of Auntie Diona's characters.

No one's thinking that.

You don't think so?

If they were,

you've done enough to address it?

When they open the app, when they open whatever app they're on, it says the Auntie Donna podcast.

Yeah, and then they would have gone,

Dionner?

No, I must have misread it.

No one's like, I'm listening to the wrong podcast, and then gone, but you know what?

If they did, I don't know how it works, but if they did think that, maybe they would have stopped, they would have gone out, they would have realized they were listening to the right podcast, they would have gone back and listened to it, and maybe that's two listens.

So if anything,

you've done great stuff

and there's nothing to apologize for.

Or someone's listened and gone, oh, it's Diona, I'm out of here and we've lost them.

Well, that's my way.

If we've lost them, we've lost them.

But okay, so I'm going to challenge you on that.

So, Mark, I think Broden raised a very clear point that someone could have been listening, they could have turned on the podcast, gone, Diona, oh, I must have misread.

Switched it off, we've lost that listener forever now, potentially.

My concern is less them.

I agree, they're gone.

And I agree with you, there are a lot of people that are understanding.

What if there's someone sitting here right now going, hmm, I'm still not clear.

Is this an Auntie Donna podcast?

Is this an answer?

Is this an

Anti-Diana podcast?

At this point, Zach, that's on them.

And I don't think we need to be catering for that.

But they're going to end with us.

They're going to switch us.

Well, then, I don't want the kind of, sorry, moron who's going to hear that.

And if you are that moron,

just hear us all out before we get to that.

Well, if they're that kind of moron, they're probably gone.

No, but I'm just talking to the people.

They're not the one that's going, well, I don't like being called a moron, but I still haven't decided yet if this is an anti-donna podcast, a D-Diona podcast.

I don't care for being called a moron.

I'm hovering over

that button to stop the podcast now.

I say to that listener, hold on, stay with us.

We will make the case that this is an Auntie Donna podcast, not an Auntie Diona podcast, as I accidentally said at the top.

I want to make it very clear to that listener and I want to keep them on board.

I know we said we'll just do the intro for the whole 30 minutes.

Ah wow.

But it's starting to fuck with my head.

Well you were the one that said it.

This was your idea.

You were the one that said it.

We've been deep in this.

And you said it and I will not have you, the one that pitched the idea, abandon the idea.

No, I just think that the drilling of the same

one, two, three.

Oh, yes.

No, as soon as you bars.

As soon as you said it, I was like, that's the most unlistenable drek you've ever pitched.

But you're usually the one that kind of pulls us back from that.

So I was like, if he's on board, then I'm on board because I love that.

I was having a great time.

But now we've broken the reality of the podcast.

Actually, I agree.

Let's wrap this up.

So as you know, the Diona was actually a misspeaking, but then I thought I could tap into it.

But the joke was originally that we were going to do this whole thing.

But I think let's wrap up this intro.

Wrap it up, close it out, finish it up.

Do a real episode.

And then do a real episode finish up.

Okay, so

because we've got one planned.

So I'll start from the top, but we'll wrap this up.

Hello, everybody.

Welcome to the Auntie Donna podcast.

We have got a doozy for you today.

There is a lot of crazy characters, some new ones, and some old favorites.

If you want to watch this podcast, go to our Patreon or the Auntie Donna Club as we call it.

And also, if you want to see us live, we are doing our world tour, Drem, World Tour, all around the world.

I don't know when.

What's that?

Are we going to cut the first four or five minutes of the thing?

No, no, just we're gonna wrap it up now.

It'll be a short episode or a short or a long episode.

No, no, no, no.

And then we will play out the song.

So we're gonna wrap it up, but they will get all the Jonah stuff, because that's gold.

And then we'll wrap it up.

Finish it up, finish out the song,

and then

start the episode, essentially.

Does that make sense?

No.

So, what I'm saying is, you know, well, he's got to finish the intro.

So, let me finish the intro.

And then you're going to be talking about the music.

So, my question would be: who's listening now?

This far into this bit.

Are you still worried about the Giona people?

Because I am too.

I'm so glad he brought it up.

So, Mark, I know you didn't think it was that big of an issue, but I am really worried that there are a few people that are still undecided about whether this is a Donna or a Giona episode.

The Jonna people are gone.

Not Jonna.

Not Jonah people.

So, that's a different group of people.

What did you say?

There's three types of people now.

Right.

Donna.

Yep.

They're the normal people who came here for their regular weekend fix, their weekly fix of fun.

Yes.

Yeah.

Which is the slogan for this show from now on.

A weekly fix of fun.

A weekly fix of fun, yeah.

Should we do that?

Hey everybody, welcome to the Auntie Donna podcast.

A weekly fix of fun.

Let me get through my thought, though.

Okay.

The second group is the Auntie Jona.

Gio.

So it is Gianna.

Jonna.

Jonah.

Gio.

Gianna.

Giona.

It's sort of halfway between a D and a G.

You're hitting the G too hard.

Gio.

Dionna.

Gianna.

Gianna.

Gianna.

Gianna.

Gionna.

Gianna.

Giorgio.

Dionna.

Gio.

And then Gianna.

And then you said Jona.

So there's four.

There's the Anti-Donna fans.

No, why?

The Anti-Gio fans, the Anti-Diona fans, and the Anti-Gio fans.

Now, only one of those groups will be served here with this podcast.

They're the Anti-Donna fans.

who are the three that won't be served the Dionner the Jonah and the Jonah

fans well but they haven't signed up because they that no none of them this isn't listed under Auntie Dionner the issue is

there's Donna fan who thinks it's any one of those other three but we've also established that that was a bit you broke that so the we don't need to talk about

I've reached my threshold with it Yeah, absolutely.

I don't mean to break it all again.

It was a smart idea at the start, Brodom.

Or it was different.

It broke you first.

400 a year in or whatever.

Yeah.

500 a in or whatever.

Yeah.

Something new.

Something we've not done before.

Yeah.

And do you know why we haven't done it?

Why?

Because it's infuriating.

Yeah, yeah.

It was also a clever idea, though.

It's very clever.

It's clever, but...

Clever?

Yeah, I thought I was very impressed with the idea.

I thought that what a fun idea.

Now, I wouldn't have broken the...

I would have really tried to stick to it.

And the fact that you've both now acknowledged the joke.

Not to my taste.

Well, it's broken.

Once it's broke, you can't really break it more.

That's true.

You know?

Do we want to just wrap it up?

And then get on with the episodes.

Yeah.

So, anyway, we've done most of the intro.

You know about all that.

Come see us live at the Dream Tour.

Otherwise, enjoy the show is

how I would wrap it up.

Do you want me to do that now?

Yeah, I mean, there's uh no

no time like the present so do you I need to do the other bits or are we good because I've said it all I've said about the Patreon and the live show um

there's been a lot of chit chat a lot of chatter between

when you've done it and I don't want people to forget because the intro the intro is usually it's a wham bam thank you darling it was lovely to have you here now get out of my introduced it largely at the behest of listener to have an accessible

end point

to explain the concept.

Oh, yeah.

And I worry now that what we're doing now is taking the only accessible digdal podcast and decimating it.

Here's the other worry.

Here's my other worry, which is...

Decimating and desecrate both work.

Yes.

Now this is...

And, not all.

Yeah.

Now this is breaking something.

This is choosing to break something again that's already broken.

But I believe that Lindsay has prepared a 30-minute loop and it doesn't the ending doesn't kick in until 30 minutes.

There's no escape.

So it's like that time.

Do you remember in Edinburgh?

I really don't think we should reveal that.

I think that's an interesting tension to play with.

Yeah.

But I worry if we tell them about the fact that this is a 30-minute track, that rolling kind of it.

I worry that we're going to get away from it.

I'll tell you what I'll do.

I'll tell you what I'll do.

Lindsay, can you start this track again?

No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, Lindsay, why do you not know?

Why?

No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, Lindsay, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, explain your reasoning before you do Lindsay, bring it back up, bring it back up, thank you.

Before you do, I want to hear the reasoning from the man.

This has to be a vote.

Broden, that's a fair point, but it has to be a vote.

Well, we don't know now.

Tell me why.

Tell me why you want that.

Well, it was like a moment of, you know, have you seen The Dark Knight?

What's that?

Now you got that Batman tattoo on your arm and...

What about the Dark Knight?

I'm, you know, Heath Ledger's rolling that?

Yeah.

Yes.

I'm gonna, do you know how that character he plays you know that character's name

No, I don't think so you don't do you know he's crazy man.

I just know that he's absolutely crazy.

Yeah, he's a snuff he jokes around a bit.

Yeah, but what's his name?

I couldn't say

it's not and I don't think anyone knows the joker's name not really

You know, we're gonna go to an ad break and when we come back, Brodan will explain to us why he wants to restart the song.

Even though it might cut for the ad, we're going to keep playing it, though.

All right, welcome back.

Welcome back.

And I just want to say, I'm back into it.

Oh, yeah, me too.

Let's let it ride.

Yeah, yeah, like.

You don't want to restart it?

No, I think we...

I don't know if it has restarted.

Did you restart it, Lindsay?

No, don't answer that, Lindsay.

Don't tell us, Lindsay.

I just want to go until it's over.

Okay, so we could be going for 40 plus minutes or we could be going for 30 minutes.

It did go down for a little bit and in that time it may have restarted.

But there is just something that I've grown accustomed to, staying and living in the intro.

It's quite a nice play.

I feel the safety of the intro wrapped around me.

I feel no need to get it.

So, Brooks in Shawshank Redemption, the old men, you're institutionalized by the...

You hated it here.

Yes.

But now there's a safety to it.

Can I say my worry about now that we know that it's going to go for 30 minutes, right?

Absolutely.

So I would love to...

So I've got a bit I want to do right now, which is where I play with the tension of that we think I'm going to wrap it up.

Right.

If we know that it's not going to get wrapped up at the end of that bit, that tension is gone.

Well,

here's something to address that.

I have it on good authority that Lindsay can actually pull the trigger at any point and end it.

I suppose we could just say, Lindsay, cut it and then in post, close it out.

Yes.

That is a good point.

We're not going to do that, though.

No.

And also,

maybe we are.

And Mark made that up.

Yeah.

Can I I do the bit I was going to do?

Please.

All right, let's wrap this up.

I was just going to do the last bit I did, but again, through the whole thing.

No, because if we just do want to call it, wrap it up now, and then like you said, in post.

Do you want me to do the whole intro?

Yeah, probably.

All right, I'm going to do the whole intro.

For me, it's come around again and it's upsetting me.

Oh, really?

I'm not there quite yet.

Can you hear it still?

Yeah, of course I can still hear it.

Or have you stopped hearing it?

For me, what it is, is it's like,

I mean, I quite like repetitive music.

I listen to like eight minute

Things like this.

I listen to things like that go like this and then and then at some point it then goes

You should listen to the death of music by Devin Townsend.

It's a beautiful 10 minute track that does just that you should listen to the Auntie Donna intro.

I am.

I think they're called Rocky Sop, Rockin' Sop, Robin and Rocky Sop.

I can't remember.

It's a DJ duo, I think.

There's a song called Monument.

It goes for like 10 minutes.

It's just slow, slow build.

This has the tension of expecting a build and it never comes.

Now that, you know what, here's what I would say.

I wasn't thinking about it.

You've asked me to think about it.

I'm now engaging with it and I want to die.

Do you know what it feels like to me is like someone's been tickling you and at first it was ticklish.

But now you've gotten past the ticklish phase and now just someone's fingers,

the tips of someone's fingers are just, they're touching you

and they won't stop touching you.

You ever had a bad massage?

Yes, yeah, I have yeah

can I can I

Yeah, can I actually wrap this up?

I think for the listeners sake wrap it up and then we can like come back to it.

I think there's another way I'm very happy for this to just be a short episode

It's starting to get

what I'm gonna do is I'm gonna wrap it up.

I'm gonna wrap up for you now.

Let's get in there.

I'm just gonna wrap it up.

I'm gonna close it out.

We'll get Lindsay to stop doing the music and we'll pretend we'll do a pretend episode for five minutes, okay?

Yes.

All right, here we go.

Hello and welcome to the Auntie Donna podcast podcast where each week two, three wacky.

So what happened there is I accidentally

and I that was a real accident is I accidentally did

my

started doing my intro for except for Auntie Donna podcast

for my other podcast.

Really?

Yeah.

I didn't even notice.

That's how you like, like, everyone in the world doesn't listen to it.

It's just an excuse for me to catch up with my friend Mish.

Everyone in the world to listen.

No, no one listens to it.

It's just me.

It literally is an excuse for me and Mish to to catch up.

Sometimes Mish goes, maybe we could do this to get more listeners.

I'm like, if you want.

But what I accidentally did was I said

that intro.

Yeah.

What was it, Annette?

Let's do it again.

Oh, well, I went, hello and welcome to the Only Donna podcast.

Specifically, so every Thursday we watch something starring our favorite character, John Lee Bazama.

Yes.

I don't know if that'll still be going when this comes out.

Because we've been talking about hello and welcome to the Only Donna podcast.

You said that bit.

Yeah.

To that point?

It's right.

It sounds to me like the normal podcast intro.

But then I said a podcast where each week two,

there's three of us.

Oh, right.

Now it's starting to fall off.

And then I would have said, I'm getting ahead of time.

Two friends watch something starring their favorite character actor, John McLazano, which is entirely wrong.

Well, you've done the Welcome to the Anti Donna podcast, just take it from there.

Can I do the Andy Donna podcast part as well?

I don't think you need to.

I don't know.

Don't worry that it's a bit hard to do it without a run-up.

but we'll have to see i will if i would like i we don't have a lot of time so what i would love to see is you do it without and if it doesn't work we can do it all the way through sure sure sure yeah but if i if i if i get to the end and it works then i'm wrapping it up okay

all right um

uh

god it is really hard to start from so i've already said hello

on a podcast i don't need to say that part no so i'm just coming in with

and it's a crazy one this week lots of fun we've got some wacky characters some new ones some old old ones that you know and love.

If you want to watch the podcast, check it out on our Patreon, theauntydonna club.com.

Also, we are touring our live show Drem all around the world.

Go to our website for more details on that.

Otherwise, enjoy the podcast, is what I'm thinking.

And then if I pull that off,

if I say that, all right, and I get the whole thing out, like I just did then, then we wrap it up, we move on.

Yeah.

What do you think about that?

I like it.

I don't think it matters anymore because anyone that's listening to this with headphones is out

there they're they're out and we've already lost the like all the people that think this is the auntie Diona podcast oh no no we haven't lost it that everyone who's still with us knows that we were never actually worried about losing the Diona people now I don't know if this is related what but my sinuses are hurting

and

It's caused a headache.

And I don't know if I have a headache now because my sinuses are a bit blocked or it could be that this has the music has caused the blockage in my sinuses.

I mean, I can still breathe through it.

It's just not smooth.

It's a lot.

It is a lot.

I'm kind of feeling it now.

I feel like maybe we should...

I don't know.

It was a good idea.

I'm exhausted.

I'm exhausted.

Is it the music or is it the tension around the music to get deep?

It's the, it's the...

I don't know.

Do you know what I mean by that do you know what i mean by that yeah yeah yeah i think it's the it's my brain um clicking into the tension forgetting the music coming back to the music realizing it's still there then the dread

of what have we done why are we still in this can we just genuinely pull the plug i'm gonna make the call and don't do the bullshit yeah at the end i won't do it is what i'm thinking of saying just fucking get us out of here i will not do that because i'm i'm i'm starting to get upset i will not do that bullshit at the end thank you Okay, I'll show you.

Hello, and welcome to the Auntie Donna podcast.

You don't need to do the stuff it.

But no, I do now.

Well, you can cut it out if you want.

All right, well, I've got it.

Hello, welcome to the Auntie Donna podcast.

It's a crazy one this week.

We've got lots of characters, some old ones, some new ones.

If you want to watch it, check it out on our Patreon.

If you want to see us live, check out the Dream World Tour coming up later in the year.

It's drowned.

Oh, come on, man.

All right, I've done it six times.

Can you let me just do the intro?

Can you let me just do the intro?

You're going to keep screwing it up on purpose.

No, and I'm not going to do that bit at the end that you were saying.

All right, go for it.

Hello, welcome to the Auntie Donna podcast.

It's going to be a really crazy one this week.

We've got lots of characters, sub you ones, and a few old favorites as well.

If you want to watch the podcast, you can go to our Patreon.

If you want to watch us live, you can check out the DREM World Tour that we're doing all across the world in the second half of the year.

Hit up auntieDonna.com.

Otherwise, enjoy the podcast.

I'm going to do it exactly like that.

I will not do anything silly at the end.

You said sub woo-woo.

What?

Instead of sub-new ones, you said sub-woo-o.

What?

Don't act like you don't fucking know.

No, I didn't even hear that.

What did I say?

Sub-woo-oo.

What's sub-woo-oo?

I don't know,

but what did I say that instead of?

Subnew ones.

Subwoo-woo?

What did I say?

Am I crazy?

I don't.

What did I say?

I said sub-woo-woo.

No, I didn't.

I swear to God.

Either that or this guitar rib has infected my brain.

Man at it.

Man at it.

Just do it again.

Don't say sub woo-wo.

Okay, and I won't do anything again.

I won't be like, oh, that's what I was going to do or anything like that.

Bad at it.

Hello, welcome to the Arnie Donner podcast.

Subwoo-oh, sub-woo-o, sub-woooooo.

He said sub-woo-oo.

Subwoo-oo, subwoo-o, subwoo.

He said subwuwoo.

I'm not crazy.

Subwuo.

Subwuo.

I swear to God, you said subwoo.

Don't come for me.

Just try and do this intro.

I'm not.

I'm not.

It's just we gotta get it right.

It's just there's a lot of tension, I think, because there's like the one track playing in our brain.

I love you, Mark.

I love you, Mark.

I love you too, Brody.

I love you, Broden.

This is the time to come together, not fall apart.

Do you want to have a go at the intro, Broden?

Maybe let's someone else can do it.

You do the intro and then we close it up.

I'm dying.

Alrighty.

Hey guys, welcome to another episode of the Auntie Donna Podcast.

Today we've got Sub Wuo guests.

Why Sub WooWoo?

Sorry, it's just in my head.

Is it not okay to say Sub Woo?

What is Sub WooWoo?

All right, look at me.

Hey, everybody, welcome to the Auntie Donna podcast.

It's a crazy one this week.

Our best friend, Sub Wooo, is joining us.

We'll be talking to Sub Wuo about all his favorite things.

You have a go, Mark.

Sub

See, you didn't even get in that far.

What is Subwuo?

I think that's what the podcast should be about.

Subwoo-oo.

Breaking down subwoo-woo.

Well, yeah.

Who are they?

Where are they from?

I really mean Lindsay didn't start it again.

I hope so too.

Mark, do an intro and we'll do subwoo-woo.

But it's for the subwooo podcast.

And then we'll get started, okay?

Come along.

Hey.

Come along.

Come on.

Come on, everybody.

Hey.

Come on, you know it.

Oh,

welcome to the Auntie Dunn Podcast, the craziest podcast in the world.

You're joined by Broden, Mark, and Zach in an episode that is absolutely crazy.

We get to the bottom of the mystery of Sub Wuo.

Who is he?

What does he do?

Where does he come from?

What are they?

Why did they come?

What are they doing here?

When did they get here?

How did they get here?

Did they catch a tram?

Are they part of the public transport system in Victoria?

Subwuo, Sab Wuwo, Subwuo.

Come to Franco Codzo in Brunswick and Subwuwo and you can get yourself

too long there.

A

bed.

Welcome to the podcast.

Too long.

Dancy Donna podcast.

Let's go.

Let's cut now to Subwoo.

We can't.

In all good faith, we cannot now cut to a podcast.

It was too long.

Broden, can you do a subwoo one nice and quick and do it?

Let's just get it done and then we'll call it.

All right, let's go.

Come on, you can double up.

But, but, but,

come on let's get out of this come on nice and tight double tight

nice and tight come on brainer come on

sub whoa whoa wave come on do this exactly

what's up babies it's time for another auntie donna podcast on

come on

just do it just do it come on they can recut it and put it in time just come on in post

oh baby baby baby i've missed you baby welcome to another episode of the auntie donna podcast brought to you by Arnie Donna.

And this one.

It's a really tight one.

Alright, come on, guys.

I had it.

I had it that way.

Come on, I can do it.

I can do it.

You give me one.

You give me one.

You give me one.

Five, six, seven, eight.

Hey, everybody, why one of the Arnie Donna podcasts?

It's a crazy one this week.

We meet a new character called Sub Wuo.

If you want to watch the podcast, check it out on our Patreon.

If you want to see us live, check out the Drem World Tour going all around the world in the second half of the year.

Otherwise, enjoy the podcast.

Sub Wuo!

That's perfect.

Can I just get it clean now, though?

Because the clapping...

Of course.

Of course.

I don't think it'll work with the clap.

Yeah, we'll do the claps after, and then they'll put them in.

Subwuo way.

No, no claps.

No claps.

No claps.

Sorry.

Hi.

Subwuo.

No.

No, you're not talking to Subwuo.

No.

We're talking to Sub Wuo after this.

Hey, everybody, welcome to the Arnie Donna podcast.

Subwuo is here, is here for you.

He's going to eat your children.

we're going to give you all the points that we can find to help protect you from subwuo

subuo is going to sneak into your house and slender fingers and it's like

he's going to use his slender fingers

so first so we're going to

block your drains

slimes their way into your homes.

Keep that lard in the drain.

Keep it good and clogged.

Hi everybody.

Welcome to the AniDonna podcast.

This week, we are talking all things subwoo-o.

As we know, the

subwoo-o threat has re-emerged throughout Australia.

We're going to tell you how to keep the lard stocked up in the drains to block him from getting in that way.

Of course, there is one other way he can get in, which is using his slender fingers to open your window.

We've got all the tips and tricks to get your window slippery enough to make that window too heavy for him to lift.

All that and more.

Addressing the subwoo-oo threat uh right after uh patreon uh check it out uh if you want to watch we've got um some visual aids some artists renditions of subwuo on the patreon yes and also on the patreon we have a template for an email that you can send to your local member of parliament get that aqueduct fixed so that subwuo cannot enter your home.

If subwuo takes the children from your area or is your member of parliament responsible?

We are not sure entirely how subwuo gets from town to town, but we do believe it is through modern water pipes and

modern water pipes and aqueducts.

We know that Sabuo moves by swimming.

We know that Sabuo moves from swimming and we think that he used to only attack coastal towns in the 1700s.

And ever since the emergence of aqueducts and pipes throughout the Americas, we're seeing that Sabuo is attacking towns

inside.

Sabuo was an ocean-dwelling beast!

We know this for sure.

Fear not if you live near fresh water, for it is salt water where he thrives.

Tributaries, be wary.

So there's our...

Fresh water that runs to the sea salt

of an inlet.

We know, you know, there's been talk of Subwuo, as you know, there's been talk of Subwuo from sailors, from

Polynesian and Nordic peoples for many, many centuries.

But the threat of Sabuo inland is becoming more and more evident.

We do believe Sabuo is swimming through the aqueducts.

We're going to give you pointers on how to talk to your local members, getting the saline nature of the water in your aqueducts low enough so Sabuo cannot be sustained.

We need to get Sabuo out of the

Also, we know that

women,

often women and sometimes children, they can be possessed by Sabuo

before he even arrives in the town.

We've heard reports of

miscarriages, we've heard reports of women not attending church.

One must eat subwuo to consume their power.

And only then will the true subuwo emerge.

Sabuwo and Mountman live in the same universe.

Subuwo, Subuwo is also a folklore.

When are you going to get to know all about Subwuo?

I mean, it would have been a great episode.

I don't think we're going to have time to do the Subwuo episode.

We might.

We might have time to do something.

I like Subwuwoo.

I really like something that

was once the folklore purely of island nations and coastal areas.

And I'd love to get a time check or a confirmation about whether or not

the track restarted.

That was really stupid of me before to do that thing.

I don't know about that.

it i really feel quite confident we stopped lindsay before any stop me stop me if getting this if getting a time check if that's crazy i don't believe it's a spirit of majority majority have to vote yeah uh and i convince me that a time check is good maybe a debate about a time check here we go broden if you can move of the negative or i'll be of the negative okay and uh mark will be of the positive and you're the deciding vote okay all right so you know how a debate works you do the

three three votes three arguments yeah first second third speaker who speaks first yeah

affirmative affirmative so mark is on the affirm well it depends what the statement is is the statement we should not get a time check or is the statement we should get a time check time checks are a fair and reasonable thing to ask for if i'm affirmative then it's wait but if that's if the statement is you should not get time checks

then i'd be in the affirmative because i agree we should not get time checks right bar and i in the affirmative well

enjoy the episode you're listening to the dotted Podcast, the greatest fucking podcast in the world.

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We hope you enjoy the motherfucking podcast.

I am Subwuo.

That's right.

That is the only recording we have of Subwuo.

We know that Subwuo is making his way inland in Australia right now, and we are here to talk all things Subwuo.

Fill your pipes with lard.

But unfortunately,

that's all we're out of time for.

We're out of time.

See you next week.

See you next week.

You've been listening to the Auntie Donner podcast.

Thanks for joining us for another rip episode brought to you by Auntie DonnerClub.com.

See you next week.