The Chadstone Shopping Centre Food Court

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Hey, hey, John.

Hey, John.

How was your holiday?

Oh, so good.

First, I went to beautiful Italy, where I had a delicious spaghetti and meatballs.

Then I headed to China where I had yummy noodles.

And then afterwards, I went to South America and had three tacos.

Wow.

Oh, my God.

That sounds like the most incredible holiday I've ever heard.

That would have been expensive.

Yeah, but not at all.

How did you get...

You only were only gone for a weekend.

Yeah, and it wasn't expensive at all.

Just the bus fare to Chadsden Shopping Center's food court.

Wow.

What?

I might head down there right now.

Why?

To get some of these to travel around the world.

Yeah.

What are you going to have

there?

Some lunch.

Oh, that was the best holiday.

Oh, where did you go?

Me?

I went all the way to India.

Traveled around India before making a quick stop-off at Italy where I had some garlic bread.

and then a doughnut in New York City.

Wait a second, Italy, India, you're only gone for the lunch break.

How could you possibly have fitted in so much in just your lunch break?

It's simple.

I just hopped over to Chadston Food Court for lunch.

Wow.

In fact, I might head there right now again.

How, um,

wow, that's incredible.

Where have you been?

That's your holiday.

My holiday?

My holiday, you ask?

My holiday was incredible.

I went to the South of America and had fried chicken and coleslaw.

It was delicious.

And then I made a quick stop over to Mexico where I had tacos and nachos and burritos.

And that was right before I visited mainland China and had fried rice and dumplings.

Wow.

Bermuda.

Jeez, that's incredible.

Come for the lunch break.

Yeah.

I was only going for the lunch break.

That time.

And how did you afford it?

How did I afford it?

How did you fit it all in?

It cost me nothing but a short walk to burn off all those calories from lunch.

A short walk?

A short walk.

How could you have walked across oceans and continents?

You fucking idiot.

I didn't walk across oceans.

I experienced all of this at Chadston Shopping Centre Food Court where KFC KFC

and Zombreros and then

like a Chinese Bay Marie place are all within walking distance to each other.

Oh whoa, whoa.

Yeah.

I never need to go to the airport again.

Whoa, I've just time traveled.

What?

What?

Yeah, that's right.

You're looking at a boy who's just time traveled.

How?

Because I

where did you go?

Where did you go?

Where did you go?

Where did I go?

You've been gone two hours.

And what did you eat?

Where have you been and what did you eat?

I've actually just time travelled.

How?

Back in time to,

I went back in time to ancient

Arabia.

Oh.

Where I had some of their delicious kebabs.

Wow.

Then I went into the future.

What?

Where they've made Grimas real and he made me a shake.

Wow.

Well, how did you afford the time machine?

How did you afford the and the time?

Because you were only gone two hours.

Well, the time machine would be.

The time machine I can go for years and be back like the moment I left.

I'll just shut my fucking mouth.

Fucking think of it.

I'll just shut my fucking mouth then.

Sorry.

Sorry.

Fuck.

Fuck, man.

Like, you've watched enough time travel movies to know that.

They're fucking in the middle of the morning.

I've been playing with the time machine, probably with his savings.

But no, that doesn't.

No.

I actually didn't use the time machine.

Just did a bit.

It was the cost.

Mark, come on, man.

No, I'm sorry.

I'm sorry for calling you out, but you know that's that's a cannon of time travel.

Why would he be gone?

If it's a time machine, why would he be gone for a long time?

Well, why was it?

It shouldn't have been a shorter time.

My question is, is he was gone two hours?

Shouldn't have he only been gone like half a second?

I chose to come back two hours later.

Why?

Because I wasn't traveling through time.

What?

I actually just had the 20-minute bus trip to Chadson Food Court.

Wow.

And then the 20-minute bus trip back.

That's right.

I just went to Chadson Food Court where you can go spend our 20 minutes.

No.

Yes.

Sounds pretty good to me.

I have nothing to compare to that.

I just went to Gay Paris for a muffin and coffee for $3.50.

Wow.

Wow, that cheap.

But you just.

Wait, you got a muffin and a coffee for $3.50.

Australian.

What?

Where?

Not in Paris at all.

Just at Muffin Break at Chadston.

Do they have muffin breaks in Paris?

No.

But they have muffins.

Do they?

I mean, no, more pastries.

Mark, where have you been, man?

I went to the Greek islands

where they actually traditionally put chips in their souvlakis.

And I experienced

after that

i went to

japan where i had ramen a delicious bowl of pork souvlaki then ramen yeah that's fucking yeah that's me too much fucking food meat and no i don't i have i feel sick now just the soup alone but thankfully i didn't have to catch a plane and get travel motion sickness why not between those two places

no

No, no.

Of course.

Helicopter?

It doesn't surprise me that you boys would assume I'd have to take some sort of mode of transportation like that to go to Greece for lunch and then Japan for my second lunch.

But actually,

those two meals were had within

one minute of finishing the suffering.

Jesus.

I feel sick in my stomach, but

because I didn't, although the experience of eating the two meals felt like being in those two completely different cultures, I didn't have to travel across the sea or go halfway across the world for this experience.

No, well, then how, how, how did you,

how did you, are you scratching your butt?

I'm scratching my side of my leg, my thigh.

Um,

because I managed to experience these two beautiful unique gods.

I just got lightheaded.

Uh, just trying to say all this.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm all right.

I experienced these two beautiful unique

cultures.

No, no, no.

I'm alright.

I can get through this.

I just need to connect my voice to my breath a bit more.

I did that just while I was on my break.

You're in the Chadston.

While I was on my break at work at Rebel Sports within just one hour

because I work at the Rebel Sports.

I think you should do an hour at Rebel Sports.

Oh, yeah, only if you're doing the full eight.

So you work at, you're a person who works at Rebel Sport.

On your lunch break, you ran down down to the food court.

Yeah, I had to be souvlaki quick.

And then a ramen.

Yeah, and stupidly I did the rest of the shift.

What?

How was the rest of the shift?

Slow.

I was bloated.

Why did you do that?

I didn't get as much stock take done as I would have liked.

Do you know I actually had a much lighter lunch?

Oh, you did?

Yeah, I traveled to Thailand.

Whoa, really?

I traveled.

At lunchtime?

Just for lunch, you traveled all the way to Thailand.

At fucking lunch?

I traveled all the way to Thailand.

So you made the decision on your lunch break at one o'clock to go to to go all the way over to Thailand.

You drove to Tullamarine.

You went through, you checked in, you went through international security,

boarded a fucking 11-hour flight,

and then had what?

A massaman curry.

A massaman curry?

Is that Thai?

Yeah.

And then had that.

And then headed over to

Vietnam.

No, more, more.

You traveled again.

You traveled again to Vietnam, which is, I don't even know how far away, but it's definitely not a bike ride.

That's a flight.

Yeah, from

a couple of hours.

Thailand's closer.

Or at least a boat

ride down the Mekong River.

Oh, did you?

Did you?

No, no, I'll reveal all soon.

What did you have in Vietnam?

I had a delicious

far?

No, the roll.

Like a bar mee.

The barn me.

So you had a muscle man.

You had a master.

That's.

Yeah, that's lighter.

That's lighter.

And then you made it back by two o'clock.

Time for sweets.

What?

Where?

Where?

This better be from Vietnam.

Surely it would be a Vietnamese iced coffee that you would have had with the condensed milk.

No, no.

I think you'll be jealous of this, my Italian friend.

I went to to Italy.

Hell!

Oh, no!

No!

Hell!

Hell!

And your lunch break!

What did you have?

I considered some gelati.

I'm getting light-headed real bad.

I considered some gelati.

Oh, yeah.

Realised I wasn't in the mood for that, so I went to New Zealand.

No!

Fuck off!

Fuck off!

That's the right way back, I guess.

Are you fucking kidding?

Are you fucking kidding me?

You don't have a respect for your job and the world.

Did you fucking tell me you just went into Italy just to show you from maybe one or two other one and then changed your mind?

Yeah, I just considered it.

And then I had a delicious ice cream made from beautiful New Zealand cows.

No, you had ice cream anyway.

You went to New Zealand, you had ice cream anyway, because you just wanted a different type of gelati?

There's only a few ways

that I can see this being real.

Yeah.

In an hour.

Speed tunnels under the Earth's surface.

Which I don't know about.

I have no idea if that exists.

Do you have to ask the mole men about that

it's impossible a super jet no do you have a super jet do you have a super jet cunt no if you do you have to tell us I don't have a super jet look me in the fucking eye and tell me you don't have a super jet all I have is this here my key What?

What?

That's right.

I just got the bus to Chadston Food Court.

Of course.

I don't know how we didn't guess that by now this far into the podcast.

How did we not guess?

How did we not guess that it was just Chadston food court he went to?

Chadston Shopping Centre.

Chadston Shopping Centre.

In Chadston, they have foods representing all different parts of the world.

Yes.

And most food courts, really.

Yeah.

Yeah, but in Chadston, there's, I think, at least two, and they're big.

Why all this arguing?

Why don't we head on over to America for some hamburgers?

We don't have the time, man.

We're doing a podcast, man.

We don't have the time.

We don't have the time.

It's too late.

I'm fucking poor, man.

I don't financially just get you think it's that fucking easy just get on a fucking flight and fly to la

cost of living fuckhead you think i can afford you because i feel like you're a fan of

you are so mean and you're keeping a super jet secret from us for sure to be able to offer

or you married a moleman And then and you know about the tunnels, the super tunnels underneath the earth that you can transport you to America

in pods that use kinetic energy to just shoot you through the Earth's core in a matter of seconds.

Either that is the case,

or it's probably Chadston.

Let's hear him out.

It might even be.

I'm this close to just fucking throttling him.

Yeah,

this better be good.

This better be good.

Or it better be Chadston because otherwise it means

you're keeping a secret about

super travel.

I don't have the fucking money I'm in a bad place right now I don't have the fucking money to be throwing around

in international travel I put it all on the dogs man I went to the court

so he's lost all his money on the dogs the dish liquors all right he went down to uh melton i had a hot tip i i was assured

I was assured of a victory.

He went down to put money on the dish liquors, right?

I work hard.

I don't have the money to be spending on flights or willy-nilly to get a lunch.

So you just be fucking ready.

My uncle's cousin fucked me.

He said he had a hot tip.

I trusted him.

What was the dog's name?

Grievous Malacca.

Grievous Malacca.

Where'd he come?

He came ninth.

Jesus.

Out of eight.

It couldn't make any sense.

So you want us to go to America?

What's your budget?

I'll tell you my budget i have 20 grand to spend well we could you have 20 grand i've got 2500 bucks yeah i can i guess to my name yeah right i can chip in if you need uh the flights i've got 20 grand locked away i'm not supposed to touch it you won't need that 20

i've got a hot tip about a dog yeah if you give me your 25 what

it's it's um jebus hum jebus hum they reckon is going to come

they reckon second i'll give you 25 and right 100 right now they've spoken to the dogs they've trained the dogs to come in if you put in your 25 and takes the bait needed bait biter yeah i can fucking i can double it i can double it by the weekend

well

we can go to america you don't need twenty thousand dollars you don't even need twenty five hundred dollars well that's sick all you need is the bus fare and forty five dollars because we're going to grilled at the Chadston food court because that's American food so you need the $45 for the burger chips and coke Yeah.

Because

that's expensive.

Well, I mean,

they need to spend that money on

plus tax and tip.

Well, no, you don't need to do tax and tip.

But we're going to America.

It's a certain food court in Australia.

Taxes included.

And

I don't know why it's $45, though.

It's still cheaper than going to America.

Is that per head?

Are you okay?

I would encourage you to tip those quickly.

My tummy hurts and I keep getting light-headed from yelling so much.

I should have had some water before.

Well,

no, why don't we get

you some water

from Fuji?

I can get you some of the freshest water from the base of Mount Franklin.

Oh, how?

Where is that?

What about those Italian sparkling springs?

Oh, mineral springs.

Yeah.

Or a slurpee.

I've given myself the hiccups with all the air intake that I've had.

Well, why don't we travel back in time to the apothecaries of...

Oh, because you've got that time travel machine.

Nope.

I was just talking about the pharmacy.

Oh, my God.

I've just looked up.

Mount Franklin's not a place, but it's sort of...

Coca-Cola in 2020 were forced to

admit where their spring water was located.

It's about 20 kilometres southwest of Bowral.

Bowral?

Which is up in the New South Wales area.

Oh, in Australia.

Well, that's actually probably doable.

Yeah.

Well, actually, you can just go to Chenston to court.

Yeah, you can buy a bottle there.

Oh, guys, I've got

a thing I wanted to say to you.

Yes.

You're probably wondering where I have been the last couple of days.

Yeah, how was your trip?

Yeah, I heard you went on

a trip and you had a culinary adventure while you were over there.

Yeah, it must be nice to afford to be able to have a big, expensive overseas holiday.

God,

I wish I had that kind of cash, but I lost all mine under tracks.

Would you like to hear all the places I went to?

Yeah.

Yes.

I went to England.

Oh, that's such a delicious roast beef dinner.

Oh, my God.

In London?

Yeah.

And then I went to...

I bet it was at probably one of Jamie Oliver's or Gordon Ramsey's restaurants.

No, but close.

And then I went to...

What do you mean close?

It's going to be Chadston, I can feel it.

And then I went to.

But what did he mean close by?

Gordon Ramsey and Jamie Oliver.

Another celebrity chef.

Then I went to Portugal and got some of their spiced chicken.

Amazing.

Amazing.

Spicy chicken.

Yeah, yeah, period.

Froasted chicken.

Had a roast lamb and then Nando's.

And then I went to...

Well, not Nando's.

Well, yeah, Nando's, but that's the reveal.

And then I went to...

Oh, they're 100% Chadston Shopping Centre.

That is my pet.

Then Then I went to Hong Kong.

You went there for your holiday?

Then I went to Hong Kong.

Where have you been the last three days if you just went to Chadston?

I stayed at the Chadston Hotel.

Oh, God.

They have accommodation at Chadston now?

Wow.

Lucky I didn't know.

I would have never left.

Yeah, and a time zone?

They've got a

Lego.

They've got a Lego place.

But they wouldn't let me in.

You have to have a kid with you.

And I was like, I fucking love Lego.

Why wouldn't you fucking let me in?

And I said, and then I asked the lady if I could bring her kid in.

And she was like, absolutely not.

But spent most of my time at the food courting, eating beef and chicken.

Yeah, yeah, at chatty.

Yeah, one after Chattanooga.

Oh, I'm on holidays.

I'm about to go on holidays.

Really?

Where are you going with your $2,500?

Not a lot of money.

I don't have a lot of money saved at the moment.

So I'll just be going.

Where are you going?

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry.

I've lost my mind.

No, that's okay.

Where are you going on your holiday?

I'm going to Italy for pizza.

Oh, my God.

Italy is.

Let me tell you, Rome is...

Go to Florence and...

I'm going to try pizza.

Pizza in Italy?

And then?

It's very different.

And then...

Well, you probably get sick of all that Italian food if that's and then France for fries.

heading all over

France

for French fries

pom-free you're going to

Are you going anywhere else?

Yeah, and then I'm so I'm gonna go to Italy for pizza Yeah, nice France for fries fries frites pom frittes And then America for a McFlurry Wait a second France Italy America all on under $2,500 and also don't you only have an hour for lunch?

How are you going to afford that?

And the time.

How are you going to afford that?

And how will you squeeze that all in in an hour?

I mean, just getting to Tullamarine from here is.

God, that's at least half an hour with traffic.

It could be up to 40.

And then you've got to check in and go through customs.

They want you there two hours early, don't they?

Yeah, at least you need to be there two to three hours.

My nose is all blocked.

It's been blocked a lot.

My pummy is hurting a lot.

I had a boss coffee and a yogurt.

I got halfway to the right mango.

It's a little bit big bar skip thing that they have at the SCA office.

Where are you going, man?

We're heading about the bottom.

He told us where he's going.

The question is, how are you going to do it when you've only got

an hour for your break and for your holiday with $2,500?

How is the...

And I'm not going to lie, I think I know the answer.

Yeah, it's probably, but I don't want to

suck the fun out of it.

And you'd be really

aggressive about it.

And I was like,

easy.

Maybe, yeah, yeah.

How?

So frame it in a way that I need, I'm going to answer you easy.

I just went and so frame a question so that I can say that.

How did you do it?

How did you do it?

How did you do it?

How are you going to, one,

how are you one?

How'd you do it?

How'd you do it?

How, one, are you going to afford it with that tight budget of

$2,500?

And two, how are you going to time-wise do it when you only have a one-hour break for lunch and we have to start

work again at two o'clock.

Two o'clock.

How?

how how do you do it how did you do it how are you going to do it how are you going because you haven't done it yet but how are you going to do it but how are you going to do it

when you only have an hour for lunch easy i just ducked down to the chadston food court where all that food's on offer i feel like you're a dishonest with us

what you what you you might be what you are saying might be technically true but i think emotionally it was dishonest you're a liar and a fraud

i i i i thought you you were going to those countries

In fact, you did lie to us.

You said you were going to those countries.

Do you consider yourself a...

Do you know what you are?

Do you know what you are, Broden?

Do you know what you are?

You're full of shit.

Full of shit, man.

You are full.

I was trying

to put you both.

There's a cost of living crisis.

And that's what I was trying to do.

$2,500

at a food court.

No, $3,850.

You're a good deal?

$3,850.

Oh, so you were under budget.

Yes.

What I was trying to do

is I know that a lot of people can't travel at the moment, and I know there is a cost of living crisis going on.

Fuckheads.

I didn't realize you were cheap.

What I was trying to do, Cuck King.

Jesus fucking Christ.

Cockhead.

Yep, yep.

Was say to everyone, you can have a little mini trip at lunch.

Yeah.

Yeah.

And

yes, I was dishonest.

And yes, I could have been clearer.

But I wanted to, for a moment, let people know that there is some hope out there.

That there is a glimmer of optimism out there.

You're right, you're right.

You're right.

And then you fucking come at me for trying to let the working man feel like he could have a little bit of something in his life.

I'm sorry.

You're right.

I'm so sorry.

You know what?

I think it's time I...

I leave this group and in fact leave this country.

Where are you going?

I think I might go to Japan for some sushi California sushi rolls right

maybe just one then you would go

dude you would go all the way

to Japan he's just announced he's leaving the country and leaving the group I can't believe yeah but but

put it into follow-up take into context is the next statement that he made which is that for one California sushi roll Well, that's not all I'm going to eat.

Well, will you have a ramen?

Will you have a

hotel you speak?

Nami Yaki.

Octopus ball.

Yeah.

No, because I'm heading after that, I'm heading straight over to

Vietnam

for one

big, big spring roll.

Impossible.

You only have an hour for lunch.

You're going to Japan for American sushi and then you're going to Vietnam for one spring roll.

Then I'm heading north.

You're a madman.

And then I'm heading north to

Mongol.

I couldn't get Mongolia in there.

Russian.

Is there any kind of Russian I could get there?

Probably not, to be honest.

Maybe pierogi.

Nah, I don't think you'd be going pierogi.

Not at a food court, would die in a week.

What about Europe?

High school kids are being demo here.

Europe, if it was good, though.

High school kids are buying heads.

It's Middle East.

And I might just get some chips from a kebab shop.

Then

head to...

Yeah, a little tray?

He's just like a little tray of chips and chicken salt from kebab magic.

Then I'm going to head north.

Go to beautiful.

I can't believe he's leaving.

I can't believe this.

It's insane that you're doing.

Not only are you leaving, but you're going to all these places for single food items.

Then I'm going to go to Switzerland.

The money spent on travel alone does not

worth it, Zach.

And then I'm going to go to Switzerland.

More.

For hot chocolate.

More still.

Hot chocolate.

More still.

You are a pig of glutton.

You are a glutton.

You care not for the value of the dollar in this economy, for you will spend thousands upon thousands on airfare tickets.

How will you afford the fares?

Is it a super jet situation?

Is it?

Or a hole?

Then I'm going to go.

Or for tunnels from the Mullman.

Then I'm going to San Francisco.

Jesus.

A round the world trip this has become.

This is a multi-thousand dollar ticket at the very least just for the airfares.

Not to mention the Ubers and the transportation.

I've heard of

Round the World in 80 Days.

I've not heard of this is around the world spending 80K.

The only,

yeah.

The only way this would be possible, the only way this would be

possible and justified is if you got each of these food items at the airports.

Or at like Chadston Shopping Centre.

Yeah, if you went to Chadston's shopping centre, this would make sense.

But he said, definitely, I'm leaving the country.

Yeah, I'm not going to be able to do that.

I want to be very clear.

I'm not going to.

I'm going to take this man at...

his word.

Can I be very clear?

Because we have been talking about Chadston Shopping Centre Food Court a lot.

I want to be very clear.

That is not how I'm doing it.

He cornered himself here.

I like this.

Okay, let's go.

Well, how will you afford this?

How not done yet.

Oh, God.

I've gone to the Mission District, the Mexican, famous Mexican district of San Francisco for their Mission-style burritos.

That's that stuffed kind of burrito with rice and guacamole.

Oh, yeah, they have that at salsas and Zimbrero and GYG.

And then I'm going to head down to South America

for some street taco.

More still.

More still.

You could get those in Mission.

How are you going to afford this fare?

Then back to England for fish and chips.

How are you going to afford?

More fish and chips?

How much do you think that's going to cost me?

Millions.

Millions?

Tens of thousands?

Hundreds of thousands?

Not even.

It's only going to cost me the cost of the bus fare to Chadston Food Court.

And the food.

And the food is the food factor.

You said, yeah.

You said you specifically weren't going to do that.

You said you were not a Chadston.

Yeah.

Call me.

You were on to me.

I had to.

Call me a man in a natural fabrics

warehouse who's mistaken a piece of fabric for a mask because I've had the wool pulled over my eyes.

Call me the opening line from Moby Dick.

Call me or male.

Ishmael?

Call me or male.

Or male.

I believe.

I thought it was Ishmael.

I thought it was call me or male.

Or male.

Or no, no.

Or male.

Yeah, call me or, yeah, or send me a letter in the mail.

I bet you didn't think it was a Chanston food court did you're no because you you just

liar i had to do that to trick you

yeah it's getting harder and harder to trick well i'm done let's all go on a trip around the world where to chadston food court right now uh okay do we need to you can go if you need to we're gonna keep doing that

i'll see i'll meet you guys there all right we'll see you at um uh well i'm not going to chadston food court where are you going to go man I need a holiday.

Oh, where are you going to go on your holiday?

Uh, see you, Broden.

Bye.

See you, bro.

Well, I won't be seeing you there because I'm going on a trip.

Um, because I'm sick of this.

Uh,

where are you going on your trip?

I'm sick of Australian cuisine.

Oh, don't forget your glasses, Broden.

See you, Broden.

Broden's off to Chadson Food.

Broden, are you going around the world?

Yeah.

Okay.

Bye.

Bye.

Where are you going, Steve?

Well,

for my trip, for my holiday, because I need a break.

And I want to...

You know me, I'm a foodie.

Yeah,

travel is about food.

Like, you're a regular...

I like to look.

Who's that guy that, you know.

Mike Myers?

No, the guy that used to do the travel show.

Awesome Powers.

No, he wrote Kitchen Confidential.

Goldfinger.

A gold member.

Carry-on.

Fat bastard.

Where are you going?

I'm...

What the fuck was I saying?

Where are you going, man?

Oh, yes, I have a trip.

I'm planning a trip.

Where are you going on the trip?

I'm getting to it.

I'm getting to it.

What is wrong, man?

I'm just having a little.

I'm having a little shut-eye.

You're going to have a nap?

Just closing my eyes, but I'm listening.

All right.

So I'm going to go.

I'm just going to go to Chadston, man.

I'm sick of...

I don't want to lie to you.

I don't want to lie to you.

I'm going to go to Chadston.

I'm going to have four separate whole meals

so that then I can say that I've been all over.

I've felt like I've been all over the world, but I didn't have to go.

All it cost me was the Mikey

bus fare, and I didn't have to spend thousands of dollars on plane tickets.

But yeah,

I've got to get, I have to make a stop at the pharmacy beforehand to get some gastro stop and some Gaviscon

and some anti-diarrhea medication because the amount of food that I'm planning on having just to be able to

then sort of say,

I traveled all over the world, but it was very easy

is it's too much.

And I don't know how I'm going to get through it all without making myself violently ill.

So you heard their first remark.

He's eating too many meals at Chadson Food Court.

As you probably just noticed, I think this is a good teaser for next week's episode.

As you probably just noticed, Broden Kelly stepped out.

He has a prior appointment, prior engagement.

Usually,

what we would do there is we would say, well, no, Broden, no podcast.

We'd wrap it up.

But me and Mark have made a pretty crazy decision.

Next week, untethered from Broden's straight man.

Another crazy...

We've done it before.

We've done it before.

No script, no support network, no scaffolding.

Mark Berano, Zachary Rwain, improvising for at least a half an hour.

Next week, one of the more unlistenable episodes.

As opposed to this week, which was, that's up there.

That's up there for sure.

That's a classic.

For sure.

And I can't wait to hear everyone's thoughts on it on the Reddit.

Just joking.

All right, next week.

No Broden,

no scaffolding, no script.

All right, I'm off.

I'm going to go on a holiday.

You've been listening to the Auntie Donner podcast.

Thanks for joining us for another rip episode brought to you by auntiedonnerclub.com.

See you next week.