Valentine’s Day with Mr Sexy and Dr Love

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Valentine's Day is just around the corner, and we, of course, have two absolute whoa, I just got light-headed.

Oh, my goodness.

We have two incredible guests, Mr.

Setsi and his friend, Mr.

Love, on the podcast this evening.

And the topic today is: how do you take your lover or potential lover out on a date that guarantees you'll be making love at the end of the night, not getting laid, which is a little bit different?

Why don't we go on this adventure and see if there's any sexy, cool advice for all our lovers out there?

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Well, well, well, Valentine's Day is coming right up.

It's coming very soon.

It's only two days away.

And,

gee, I hope you have your restaurant booked and your chocolates pre-ordered.

You don't want to end up at Mickey D's, am I right?

McRomance.

You don't want to end up there because Clementine's a cool chick.

So you want to take her somewhere special.

But we have, as we do every year, a very, very special guest who's an expert on

Valentine's Day, all things romance.

And they've brought along a friend to also talk to us about something very particular because today we wanted to sort of, we wanted to figure out, yes, wait, wait, wait.

Just wait.

Just wait.

I'll introduce you.

We wanted to figure out

what is the perfect

Can you breathe through your mouth, please?

Is that all right?

Oh, is that you?

Can you breathe through your mouth?

And just a little bit further away from the mic.

Just while I do the intro, then you can do it if you want.

We are, oh my God, we are trying to see

what is the perfect date.

What are the things you need to do to guarantee at the end of that date that you and your partner are making love.

And we're not talking about getting laid.

Very different.

Anyone can get laid, but only the special few can make it.

Please breathe through your fucking mouth.

Oh my God.

So we have Mr.

Sexy here, as we have always, but Mr.

Sexy has brought along a friend, Mr.

Love.

So, Mr.

Sexy, how are you?

Good to be here.

And our new guest, Mr.

Love.

Nice to meet you.

It's lovely to have you here, Mr.

Love and Mr.

Sexy.

Good on you, mate.

Good on you.

Thank you.

I'm best mates with Mrs.

Sexy.

Really?

Yeah.

Mr.

Love.

Mr.

Sexy said, you know, I'm going to do this podcast.

You want to come into the city with me?

Maybe we'll go do the podcast, watch the footage, you know, and just make a weekend of it.

There you go.

And staying at the city edge of a hotel just up on Lonsdale there.

We've got two single beds, you know, and we're big sleepers.

We grew up on farms, you know, so we're we're we're we're the bed bots,

not like like sleeping out in the back tray of a

food looking over the stars.

Yeah, I could fall asleep anywhere.

You put me in the back tray, you know, anywhere, really.

With my fire, looking over the stars, you can see them more in the light pollution, not there.

When I'm out building a fence, right, when I'm out building a fence, maybe four or five cages from the house, right?

You know, and you've gone out there on the ute, and it's sometimes easier, especially if you've got cattle or something that might be, you know, there in maybe not optimum sort of area of course you need to get that fence fixed i reckon it's sometimes easier just to um yeah go go to sleep i i have a sleep out there on the and you'll miss the love yeah i'll miss the love all right so now um we stay on the city edge in the city in south melbourne go to the football clarion apartments so clarion south melbourne apartments i stayed there before and we uh

in the uh south melbourne apartment hotel it's got a little kitchen area you've got a little hot plate and put some pots in there

and uh

park your car bring the unit in and park it down downstairs.

And then you pay at the front.

They give you a key to the room.

You go in there, you got your tea towel for your kitchen, your pots, and then you go down the shops and you get maybe a lantana ravioli.

It's all pretty standard stuff.

You make a steak chip salad.

Maybe at home you can go out after if you want.

I'll do steak chips and the salad for the, and we'll alternate nights.

But you know, on the footy night, we'll eat at the stadium.

Yeah.

So

with the Valentine's...

You've got the option at home at the city edge.

You've got the option.

I should say, should we explain who we are?

You're Mr.

Love, and this is Mr.

Sexy, and why we're.

It's good to be back.

Yes, and it's lovely to be here.

You know, it's been tough since the divorce.

His wife gave him the ass.

Yeah,

probably don't mention the divorce because this is we want to be giving advice.

Yeah, so I need you to understand there's a difference between expertise and

expertise and life experience.

and I've got to say that I'm an expert in love your wife gave me the ass but that that doesn't mean I'm um

but you know I'll

manage guy you know your primary school teacher in Ben Yakin of course

she gave me the ass she did so she just said to me you know

you're so distant I don't know who you are no more

you're always off sleeping in the paddock and you come you're covered in grot I just and she said to me she said I just wanted you to have a shower have a shower with your Chrissy.

And

just have a shower.

You've got the family coming around.

You're covered in grot.

And

I just, and I, you know, admittedly, I should have had the shower, you know, but I was just, I had to work on the fence up until, you know, midday.

And then I was, you know, setting up the fire and everything.

And then she's like, oh, you're covered in grot, covered in ash.

And I said, well, you know, you wanted the fire for the family.

You wanted me to set that up.

I've been building fences all night.

I can have a shower now.

She said, everyone's here.

And

next day she left me.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

That's all fascinating stuff.

But we are here to figure out

what is your advice, as Mr.

Sexy, as Mr.

Love, what is your sort of personal advice on all our listeners out there?

Because we've got a lot of listeners out there singled in a monogamous relationship, in a polyamorous relationship.

And if they're taking someone, either their primary lover or maybe one of their secondary lovers, maybe all of them all at the same time, out for a date on Valentine's Day, what are the absolute, what are the biggest ticket items you need to tick off to make sure at the end of that date that you are making love and not getting laid?

So I'd like to talk the...

First of all, why don't we discuss the difference between getting laid and making love?

Let's start with Mr.

Sexy.

What do you think the difference is between

those two things?

Well, the difference between a trade and getting going a uni.

What?

Different between going to trade and going a uni.

So you're 14 and you're struggling through, you can't do your math, your arithmetic.

Well, don't stick around.

Go get yourself a trade.

Get on the tools.

Whether that's, you know,

like a bricky or a chippy.

Bricky chippy or, you know, working on

working on the highway.

Oh, Iowa pays good money.

And that's running through.

They're fixing that up at the moment out of the Bay Agen there.

They're running it past, though.

They're going around and

it's going to be bad for the shops, mate.

Fuck the town.

Because we have people stop at the shops, you know, and they shop.

We own the petrol station.

We own the petrol station here.

It's a community-run fair.

And they don't cook it.

It'll absolutely cook it.

They'll just go straight past.

They'll drive straight past.

They're going to build one of them big

KFC kind of...

Yeah, it's a BP with a kfc and a max you're just just just getting slightly back onto just slightly back onto topic here i brought in mark i brought in my top nine love tips and tricks your top nine love tips and tricks yeah um are they all because first before we do that i really just want to sort of get that difference uh now you between

uh getting laid and making love and you started by saying it's kind of like either getting a trade or going to uni mr love Love, did you want to sort of

expand on that idea?

What is the difference there?

Right, and making love, sexual intercourse.

Different cultures have engaged with sexual intercourse in different ways through history, right?

So you had the Greeks, and they would...

They probably weren't making love to their wives.

They get married quite young and then they would

take for them a young boy and that's the person they'd be making love to.

And there was evidence of sapphic love, of course.

The wives were doing doing the same thing with younger women now that sort of you hear that in today's sort of mentality you go that couldn't be making love and you know that sort of interesting and I think

best way I'd describe it you know you use the TAFE University one that there best way I'd describe it is you know you get you got food quality grain and you got grain that's going to be better maybe to feed the cows

Now, I'm not a grain farmer, I'm a dairy farmer, but the logic applies.

And often what what was happening is they're putting that A grain grain, they're putting it with the B grain grain, they're putting it all into the same storage, right?

And I think that's what's happening with the young people now.

They've got the make and love the

local council, state council don't correspond with one another.

It's also about some of the wild brumbies over the top in the Blue Mountains and running around.

They're culling the horses up there and they're saying that and they're putting cattle through that area.

As soon as the cattle are high country.

As soon as the grain is 10% bee grain, the value of that grain, there's not a half an hour, it goes all the way down.

So yeah, we've gone slightly off again.

We were sort of on the...

Do you understand the metaphor what I'm saying here?

No, not quite, because it starts.

There's two kinds of grain, right?

So city sliggers.

Yes.

You've got to understand that.

Two kinds of grain.

Do you understand that level?

And trust me, you do not want the secondary kind of grain in your bread.

You don't want that.

It's going to be merely a break.

You know that there's grain in bread, yeah.

Yeah, they don't even.

You know, they say that, you know, they're all the vegans and the vegetarians.

And I go, well, he's going to bloody look after pigs.

So, right, but in that, if we just try to sort of not salvage some of what was said there,

with the grains, or even with the TAFE uni, which one is getting laid and which one is making love and why?

They're just trying to stick to

the

metaphor.

They want to get the cattle.

Don't worry about the cattle.

You mentioned the Brumby before.

Yeah, and the Brumbies brumbies are running around up there and they're they're happy up there running around

the issue is when they come down right so i'm not saying get rid of all the brumby but when the brumby come and they're wrecking me fences they're eating me grass and that's having a negative impact on the business you know yes and so just

i'm i'm just i'm getting a little lost in the metaphor as i think you are as well uh so to just talk about

So the great, so you've got two different types of grain.

You've got TAFE and uni.

Just

do this for me just do this for me which one is getting laid and which one is making love

oh yeah all right yeah that's a good question

um i've got something on the brumbies

okay

so i'll just see how this goes if i need to steer it back

new south wales and victoria cut off by the great murray river right that runs all the way from the east coast right over to south australia that cuts off you got that little line and brumbies don't know state borders do you understand And there's differentiation between what the Brumbies are doing south of the Victorian border and north of the Victoria border.

They don't know the difference between Albury and Wodonga, let alone Sandy Creek and Yakandanda.

Now,

what you've got to understand for these Brumbies is they don't know these laws, and so they're being persecuted by one thing in one state and then the other.

You have to get it.

I'm not saying that this has to be a federal issue.

Of course, some of the nationals are saying that.

It doesn't have to be

a federal issue, but unless the states can agree,

something has to be done and it has to be done in a consistent way and it has to be done across multiple Brumby seasons.

Because

if you've got one approach from one state, they're changing their approach based on political whims.

And this is the thing a lot of the people in the city are voting.

They don't understand the complexities of this issue.

They think we hate Brumbies.

I love Brumbies.

You know, I'll go up and look at the Brumbies.

It's one of my favourite

beautiful beasts.

But they really do need to stay higher ground.

If they're coming down to our farms, that is having a material impact on the farmers.

Let's just do the nine.

What's the nine?

Let's just go to the you had a list of the top nine things.

Love tips and tricks.

Love tips and tricks.

And

that's the easier stuff, you know.

Let's just go.

Let's just stick to that, I reckon, because that's a list that you've got written down.

Easy.

Just read through it.

Number one.

Number one.

Is this the top one?

No.

Are they in any specifics?

No, no, no.

Number one, listen.

Number one is listen.

Yeah, you've got to listen if you want to

do that.

You've got to listen if you want to do that.

If you don't do the love making and whatnot.

For example,

I want to root.

Okay.

So yeah, you want to get laid?

Yeah, I want to root.

Did you hear that?

Yes.

Right.

Big tick.

But what if you...

Now we're calling it.

Okay, yes, but what if you want to make love and not just

root, you know, and there's nothing wrong with

the one-night stand.

There's nothing wrong with sort of just fun, casual sex.

But we're talking about making love.

So up near Mansfield Way is where Stringy Bark Creek is, right?

It's a cool spot.

Beautiful.

And they're good for camping and bushing, bushing.

And that's where the Kelly gang.

notoriously had their first stand against the cops who came up there with a warrant not for Dan, Steve, and Joe, they happened to be the ones up there at the day, but

those cops, who were prominently English and English settlers, came up there with leather straps on their police horses.

Not meant for taking back prisoners, mate.

And I'll tell you that much.

And they saw that, and so they gunned down McIntyre and Kennedy in cold blood.

One of them get their dicks shot off in this one, this battle.

I'll get to that.

It's on the list.

That's on the list?

Now, Stringy Bark Creek,

where the shots happen.

Yards down from where they say it is now.

But next time you're up that way, let me know.

I'll show you where I am.

Yeah, you can show you.

It's a great drive.

So listen.

I'll bring up there, go shoot.

Are you shooting?

You've been ray shooting before?

No, I haven't been really.

It's a lot of fun.

Look, if you guys are

encourage intimacy.

Great.

Okay.

Talk to me about that.

How did you, I know recently you were divorced,

but how during your, I imagine there were a couple of good years at the time.

Oh, no, there definitely was.

I mean, I was in prison for most of the relationships.

Right.

What for?

Can't talk about it.

That's all right.

What else?

Just skip over it.

When did...

Well, how did you encourage intimacy in those good years

when you weren't after they got married?

They went up Darwin for the honeymoon.

So we were in the back.

I got a little bit of work up there, right?

And we thought we'd just go.

You worked on your honeymoon?

Yeah, well, you know, she was a little bit more.

Different time 1972, mate.

Work's work.

She was, you know, so it's not like we're going up there just for a holiday.

And I said, well, instead, if I'm going to go up there for the work, you may as well come up, you know, have a

time of it.

May as well come up.

You know, and then we ended up.

You took the GAN.

We spent about six years up there.

You spent six years?

Well, my dad had the farm then, so he was still alive then and um and then i yeah and then i obviously i went to jail for 27 years

and then now when i came back uh dad had passed away i took a took the farm back and um and that was while in while in prison i did the um you know i did the courses i did the i got my phd in

in um you know the history of sexology and whatnot you got your phd in the history of sexology while you were in prison yeah

that sort of thing and then i came back uh yeah two years ago you've been a great mate to me me you've like nothing changed he said we met at the um at the uh alumni uh club for the university and i said you know i've got a bit of a dark issue he said don't need to know about that mate you you're in there

i see you you work you got you're working yep that's all you got your overalls on that's all i need to know you're ready to work yes and we never we never talked about it again and i went into the alumni the romance alumni club at melbourne university where we both studied and i said you got you're you're ready to work?

Yep, you got your working rights,

you got your shoes on, say no more.

And I was dreading it, you know, I knew that I'd have to tell him eventually about my history.

And he just says, and that's what he says.

He goes, and we've never talked about it again.

But obviously, you know, you spent 27 years away from your misso, and um, I don't begrudge her the fact that she was not ready to find that again.

We tried for a good four years, but um, just wasn't going to happen, mate, you know, right.

So that's um, encouraging communication number three is communication

so uh are you mr sexy i can't remember are you uh married do you have a betrothed do you have a love in your life no i got me dogs right yeah how many

dogs have you got the uh border collie old stiff

and then we've got uh rusty who i've got as a uh my mate my uh my mate namel passed away unfortunately and we took his old uh red red healer yep she's a bit snappy but um she'll hop on the back tray and and we'll go down to the creek.

So when you talk about communication,

tell our viewers who are eager to hear anything.

I should say in regards to Reggie was one of her pups.

Pardon?

One of his border colleagues' pups.

Yeah.

My Reggie.

Yeah, because when I got her, she was birthing.

And he said, come around, you know, and didn't charge me as much, you know.

I only had to pay 500, I think.

I needed him off the land.

No, we're getting in.

So that's communication.

Communication is number one.

Surprise them.

Surprise them.

All right.

Okay.

Now we can do this.

Maybe chunky.

We can do this.

Some chunky.

That's lovely.

Get them a marvellous creation or a

bit of Turkish delight.

Yep.

You're probably getting them roses, you know, next

couple of days.

Soothers.

Throaties.

Get them some flowers for no reason.

Don't just get them flowers because you're sorry.

There we go.

Just get them.

Beautiful flowers.

Get them for no reason.

That is beautiful advice.

Get them flowers.

Chuck in a couple of throaties.

Do you got the sore throat?

You need that.

Getting the antole.

Yeah.

I think that's maybe take it or leave it, but I love it.

Barley sugar, barley sugar when you're going on planes.

Yep.

Because yeah, you're pop.

Right.

I've never been in a plane.

You've never been.

You went to Darwin.

Yeah,

right.

Got the gin.

So I love you.

You've done the GAN.

Beautiful trip.

I got the GAN out and then I hit trip back 20, 27 years later.

Two-way, one-way trip, you know, round trip.

Yeah.

I said to my

kids, you know.

Oh, you got kids?

Yeah.

And they don't know me.

They don't want anything to do with me.

Yeah.

I see some you know you gotta be good to you Miss Say she might leave you you know yeah um but so just I I love this idea of get them flowers not just because you're sorry get them flowers for any old just because you love them right

and don't try to make a transaction you know if they don't want to make love to you because of that that's fine box sets

box sets yeah yeah they're like friends

get them um yeah what's that one they love with the um midsummers yeah vicar vicar of um vicara Dibbley.

Oh, that's funny.

That one.

Have you seen that one?

I've seen, I've seen patrons.

She's keeping up appearances.

She goes down

Channel T.

There you go.

It's that

bigger girl.

Beautiful girl.

Beautiful.

She goes down.

She's a vicar.

She's a little bit, you know, forward, bit woke.

You know, she's a bit woke for the town.

And

Vicara Dibbley.

I don't know about her at all at first.

But then she, but, you know, she.

And that's all right, because that's the thing about the you know british is all right yeah that's i love british

uh

what's the next one what's the next one surprise surprise no we did the surprise them we did the surprise them forgive easily

forgive easily forgive easily that's a beautiful that's a beautiful sentiment um uh

you know because i will

give me a moment each of you in your lives where you have forgiven someone easily uh and it can be one of your dogs if you don't have

a person in your life.

Got a wardrobe, picked it up the side of the road going down the highway towards Melbourne from Yakini and there's a wardrobe on the side of the road and

pulled over and went to the

farmhouse.

Said, were you getting rid of that mate?

He said, yeah, nah, 20 bucks.

And then found out

he'd put it out pard rubbish.

Could have shot him then and there.

Right.

Where he stood, but I gave him the flick.

I moved on.

he's not worth it

not worth murdering

a man over a you put it out for hard rummy

right

I still have it gave it a coat

um

uh okay uh and you're

I can't honestly I can't even remember what the fuck

I can't even remember what the fuck it is

what was it what was it number six number six is give space no what's the one before that

forgive easily.

What is a moment in your life where you have forgiveness?

You've had the rifle and the trayer, goodness.

I'm asking Mr.

Love now.

Mr.

Smith.

You've had your turn.

You've had your turn now, Mr.

Love, please.

In the last 10 years, through a lot of therapy, a lot of work, I've learned to forgive.

And I think that I would be in a different situation if I'd learned that lesson as a boy.

Yeah.

All right.

Well, what is that next one?

Give space.

Give space.

Now, what do you mean by that?

You know, give me room.

Number seven.

How much room?

How much space?

Say you had a face.

Say I've had a fight.

You know, this is when I was married.

I've had a fight with my miss out, and she's maybe being a little bit upset with me because I'm drunk or I've

carrying, carrying on.

If she's carrying on, I'll just get on my bike and she won't see me for three weeks.

Three weeks?

Yeah, that's just to go off space, you know?

I'll just go off, I'll get on the bike, I'll just take off and come back three weeks later.

We won't talk about it ever again, right?

That's the sort of space I like to use.

Um, Mr.

Sexy, oil-scented oils and massages.

What is that?

Is that the next point?

Yeah, goanna oil or a deep eat.

Easy vaseline,

goanna oil or a deep heat,

right

for uh for an intimate

legs pulled up sore or you've done

hammings or.

Well they have you know they have lubricant now that tastes like you know it has lovely flavours to them like

you can just mix it.

That's going to cost you what?

Like for a little bottle.

Yeah.

That's going to cost.

This is just a little hint for the young ones.

That little bottle's going to cost you what, you know, seven bucks.

Whatever it is.

Yeah, flavoured lubricant.

You can just mix one part,

two parts Vaseline with one part strawberry jam yep

and you would use that

same thing got yourself same thing five bucks five bucks for the four bucks four three three odd bucks for the Vaseline and that's a good size Vaseline and then you just do the black and gold jam yep two parts Vaseline one part jam heat it up a little bit mix it together where are we with time winds it

right okay we've got five more minutes.

Be affectionate.

What number are we up to?

That's important.

That's eight.

Number eight, so we've got two more.

Be affectionate.

All right.

So in terms of being affectionate,

one more.

I know we've got two more.

With this one included.

What are some of your

go-to moves with being affectionate?

Say you and your lover or potential lover to be are on the couch.

This is the kind of stuff our audience wants to hear.

I don't know.

I don't know.

I don't know.

You don't know?

You have no advice?

No.

Good handshake tells you a lot about a man.

Yeah.

All right, okay, sure.

But what about something a little more intimate?

What if you're trying to woo a potential lover?

Maybe a handshake, maybe a handshake to start off.

I hug my brother, it is.

I hug my brother at our parents' funeral.

That's about it.

It's about as intimate as you've ever gotten.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Mr.

Love.

Yeah, Mr.

Love, this is my mate.

Mr.

Sexy.

Go-to move for affection to woo a potential lover.

What's your question there?

What is your go-to move

display of affection when trying to woo a potential lover?

Someone that you don't just want to get laid, someone you want to make love to.

Come on.

Usually I'll have a couple of twoies.

I'll get, and I'll, I'll be maybe 12 deep in the twoies.

12 deep.

Nothing too crazy.

And that might be a little bit more, you know, I'll get it.

I'll make them have a sing.

K-San, you know, sort of.

Like karaoke.

No.

No.

Number eight is trust.

Number eight is trust.

Yeah.

We had a family trust.

My sister's gone and taken that all.

I said, I can I can help you with that, mate.

He said, don't worry.

No, no, no, no, no, not there yet, not there yet.

But yeah, sister's married an absolute cockhead of a bloke.

And

they're pilfering it.

Putting it in.

I can help you with that.

You don't have to ask any questions.

Pilfering it.

You don't need to tell me.

You just need to give me the nod.

and you'll get that money back.

But you just have to.

What are you saying?

What are you saying?

What did you go to jail for?

What did you go to jail for?

You went to jail for 27 years.

That's a life sentence.

What did you go to jail for?

Well, you didn't know that the ATMs have the security.

Don't look at me like that.

I'm just asking.

Come on, man.

It's a podcast.

You're looking at me like you're going to fucking hurt me or like I've crossed the line.

This was a podcast about

Valentine's Day, about the ideal date.

I'm just, I'm trying to make conversation.

If I cross the line, I apologize.

I'm feeling very intimidated by the way you're looking at me right now.

I feel like I've upset you.

I didn't mean to.

You just mentioned you were on your honeymoon in Darwin and you went to jail for 27 years.

And it's just, it raises some questions.

Somebody's fine.

Don't forget to date your spouse because just because you've been with them 30, 40, 50 years doesn't mean you don't go on dates.

Beautiful.

I forgot that.

Yeah, I forgot that.

And I was talking about the grot.

You know, that was the camera covered.

He's covered in grot.

But even just, she'd say.

Head-to-toe in grot.

She'd say, you know,

they've got that

group of girls doing a cappella gay songs coming to town.

Oh, yes.

Ginger and tonic coming out there.

They're coming to doing a, um, doing a show at the stick shed.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

And she said, you know, and you don't have to wear your

she said, you don't have to wear your effing workwear.

'Cause I'm there in my in my workwear.

Yeah, in your high shed.

I've been down to Kmart.

I've gone into town.

The girls came and did the um the stick shed.

They did the song Queen and Abba and.

She said, I've been down to town.

I've been driven 40 minutes one way, 40 minutes back to get you these f effing um Kmart clothes, nice pair of pants and nice shirt and you want to wear your workwear.

And I said, I want to if and wear that if and shirt.

Yeah,

but you know, what colour was it?

Oh, it was like a red tartan, you know, like

the same as a lot of the shirts I already wear, but new.

And um, and I didn't know all my workwear is fine.

Oh, I saw you there at the event, it's fine, wasn't it?

Yeah, and I drank, um, I drank

is this the date you took your ex-wife?

38 Tuis?

Drove there.

Yeah.

Drove us there.

Oh, that wasn't at the event.

That was the pre.

Drank that before.

Yeah.

I just want to say to your audience, I've got a message for them.

Have a wonderful Valentine's Day from Mr.

Sixie and his mate, Dr.

Love.

Dr.

Love, yeah, I got the PhD, don't they?

Yep.

So you just treat yourselves, go out.

Have a good counter meal at the Yakinanda pub.

Yep.

That's all you need, isn't it?

You get those salads.

Salads, you get a porthouse or something, something flesh.

Chicken Khagiev, if you're feeling really fancy.

Have a pot or a schooner or whatever you're after and have a good share of sticky date with your loved one.

Good on you.

Have a good one.

Get a pepper steak, pepper gravy.

Hey, hey, look, I think

at the end there, we sort of...

We kind of came to something.

Yes, we did.

Yeah.

Yes, we did.

Yeah,

we got somewhere in the end.

Yeah, and thank you for holding it together, mate, because obviously with these two characters, it's

not the easiest job, but

you held it up, and we thank you for it.

Thank you both very well, mate.

The Rotary Club, thank you as well.

Okay.

All right.

I'm allowed to join the Rotary Club.

I can't imagine why.

He was in the lines for a while.

Gave him the art.

Well, thank you, Mr.

Sexy and

Dr.

Love for your invite.

We didn't quite get the advice we were seeking from the start, but I'll tell you what, I think we got somewhere in the end.

So

hopefully you'll both be back next year.

Have a good one.

Are you off?

You're done?

He's off.

He's walking off.

I'm off as well.

All right.

Have a good one.

Have a good one, guys.

Have a good one, boys.

Thank you so much.

Thank you so much.

Absolute pleasure.

Yeah, all right.

We'll see you next year.

He's hurt his back.

Dr.

Love's hurt his back for sitting down a bit too long.

Thank you all.

Have a wonderful Valentine's Day.

Take all that advice with a grain of salt.

All right.

And they're off.

Oh, man.

I might as well muzzle it off yourself.

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