Getting Ready To Record A Podcast (LAN Party 11 Part 1)

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Hey guys,

thanks for coming back and thanks for coming to my home.

Where we're going to do this podcast because the last one.

I think we just fucking roll.

Like, one of my favorite podcasts is WTF by Mark Marin.

Yeah.

So when you're a little bit older, you'll appreciate it.

No, I listen to every episode.

I know it well.

When you're a little bit older and you genuinely get into his back catalogue from the early 2011s

and you start to hear some of them really interesting ones from the WTF.

Yeah.

What the fuck?

Yeah, so that's what it stands for, what the fuck.

And he starts every episode with what the fuck fucksters, what the fucking ears, what the fuck, what the fuck at Carl X.

No, I know, I know it well.

And then he ends with Boomer Lives, which is his cat.

So, and he'll talk to some fascinating people.

Yeah.

But yeah, no, he just turns the mic on, he rolls.

He doesn't give a shit.

Yeah.

So he doesn't give a shit.

I think just fucking do that.

But I find that

it results in

inconsistency in the episode and in the structures.

And I actually, I'm a slave for structure, man.

Like, I'll die.

I'll die for something well-structured.

Like, you know, I can't.

Like, I'll see an improv night if they're doing a Harold.

But I won't see

I'll see an improv night if they're doing a Harold.

What's a Harold?

A Harold is a well.

God.

Come on, man.

You've got to get out.

You've got to get out of here.

I'm going to get improv comedy.

I'm too busy.

Dude, it's where, like...

I'm too busy

getting it done.

Where do you think, like, Tina Faye, Amy Pohler, like, where do you think they fucking...

They're Second City graduates.

Yeah, yeah.

So that's one of the schools of comedy.

So if you want to go to SNL, that's where they learned.

That's the school.

That's the school.

You've got to get in with Lorne Michaels.

Yeah.

And then

you audition, and then

you're on your way.

Yeah.

Yeah, yeah.

Yeah.

So what are we doing here today?

We're going to do, because the last podcast we did didn't quite work out.

We only did one episode and sort of like dropped off.

So I thought maybe we'd do a bit of a rebrand,

record another episode.

But I'd like to just go through and talk to you.

I can talk to you why that one fell off and like the value of how to do proper podcasting that's going to cut through.

That's the only podcast you've done though.

Yeah, but I have watched that you know of.

Well, do you have other ones just for your friends?

So what i want to say is that like what we need is firstly a red curtain behind me yeah um and a shot on you yeah and then i sort of come in and like there's like a sign behind me yeah like a beer sign or something yeah is this wtf again no this is just general no no no and i sit there and i'm jacked and um yeah and maybe i'm smoking a cigar or like

Josh Rogan.

I have a podcast.

I can give some questions on podcasts.

What?

What?

What did you say?

I do my church's podcast.

Oh, do you?

Yeah, I run that, and I could give some pointers on that.

Yeah, I'm sure it's very popular.

No, well, it is.

How?

In what way, yeah.

In what way?

Yeah, Jesus is listening.

Well, he's listening to everything, but I don't talk about religion

with you guys.

You've told me that you're both atheists.

It's bogus, man.

Or agnostic.

Let me ask you a question about it.

By your.

Do you believe everything the Bible says?

Most of it, yes.

Oh, yeah.

So then I have to give a pig to my neighbor every day?

No, not necessarily.

The Bible says that, man.

But excuse me, can I ask you in a retort?

Are you saying my mum is a monkey?

No, but like we did evolve.

We did evolve from the age of monkey and the beast.

So you're saying my grandmother is a monkey?

I'm saying that your great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great, great ancestors were potentially off-prime.

Are you saying that I come from a monkey?

There's a lineage.

There's a lineage, bro.

We've got a difference of opinion.

You think we come from monkeys?

Yeah, no, no, you're right.

Some bearded man in the sky formed us out of dust and clay.

You know, yep, that's my opinion.

Your opinion is that my mum is a monkey.

Let's just get down to brass tacks.

Can I tell you about my podcast?

Yeah.

What do you want to know about podcasting?

Well, first of all.

It's the biggest.

Well,

it's only the fourth biggest Christian podcast.

Really?

Yeah.

You're on the fourth biggest Christian podcast in Australia?

In the world.

In the world?

Well, my church was Australian, but the son of the guy who started it

moved to America.

Got in with some pop stars and now it's the biggest church in the world.

Oh my God

We're good.

I think we're good.

You sure?

Yeah.

I can give pointers if you want.

Well it's very different because we're trying to appeal to that sort of nerd culture, which is cool.

Like nerd culture used to be virgin stuff.

No, no, no, no, no.

Virgin Christian stuff.

No, because like

fandom.

Yeah, yeah, like comic book lore.

Like

you'd actually love Superman.

Yeah, the difference between Christians, because we're all virgins and nerds.

Yeah.

Who aren't virgins?

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Yeah, right.

Yeah.

Because you're not a virgin anymore, are you?

I've never done

the main one.

I'm saving that for marriage.

Yeah, right, yeah.

Which is like

penis in vagina.

Yeah, right.

I will never do penis in vagina until I'm married.

Because, you know, obviously then it's me, my penis, their vagina.

I get cheeses.

I actually got a vasectomy over the summer so I could just

go.

What a vasectomy?

Yeah, I got a vasectomy over there.

how old are you what I'm 15 or 16 in what happened in December

what yeah talk me through what you believe a vasectomy is and what happened and when it happened and who gave this the okay and well like yeah no like a vasectomy is when they uh they get inside your your nutsack and they and there's a little tube in there right that's where this that's where the cum is sounds right so far because you've got two little um i guess sort of like

like nuggets or like balls not not like you know

and what there's tubes from them?

Yeah, and there's tubes that go into your dick, right?

How's that help?

Yeah.

And then

they go in there.

It's not, it's

very non-invasive, just micro, like a hole, small hole, small micro.

Didn't even put me under.

I don't think it's legal.

And I said I didn't even want to go under.

Did they ask for your identification at any point?

It's like I got a mate's dad is a doctor and on the down low.

Like he was like, I told him sort of about my sexual escapades and sort of where I was going with it and stuff.

And he was like, I can help you out with this if you want, man.

And it's reversible.

Your friend's dad.

Your friend's dad, who's a doctor.

Cut your nuts up.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Because of you having a lot of sex, he didn't encourage you to use condoms or anything.

Well, I was like, ma'am, you'll learn, man.

It just feels so different without one.

Okay.

And once you've done it, you cannot.

What's this person's name?

Pardon?

Can you give me some information on this?

No, I can't give you his name, man.

Can I see your nuts?

Do you want one?

Can I see your nuts?

No, it was keyhole surgery, mate.

Yeah, but I want to see the

little cut on your nuts.

It's grown over.

It's grown over.

Well, I'm very hairy down there.

Spoof right now.

What?

I want to see your spoof.

I don't believe you had a vasectomy.

I did, man.

Then how come not one girl I've been with has

gotten knocked up?

Explain that.

I don't think you have slept with her.

I don't think you've betted anyone.

Go save it for the podcast.

Yeah, we should be talking about this on the podcast because we're going to be talking about

James Gunn's DC universe, right?

I think how it's shaping up.

Right, let's do it.

All right, you ready?

But let's just make sure we don't make the mistakes.

What's wrong with your voice?

I just got a little.

Sorry, it's the side effects from the vasectomy.

Oh, yeah.

I've prepared some music.

I've composed some music.

And I've got the intro ready if you want.

Yeah, great.

Yeah.

I've got got a few options of music that I've composed in my lab, my sound lab.

Yeah, awesome, yeah.

At home,

with guitars and drums, yeah.

Oh, you made the music yourself, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Um, you want to hear it, yeah, yeah, yeah, totally, yeah.

Sick.

Well, um, I've tried to get it a bit eclectic, yeah, essentially.

Give you, but um, I've tried, you know, you'll see.

So, this is the first one,

What you think?

Wait for it to drop.

Yeah.

I was watching a lot of Shogun.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

It's really good.

Did you do this with MIDIs?

I did this with my keyboard.

Oh, nice.

Yeah.

All right, that's the first one.

Just whip that up in the morning over some.

That's

the mix.

The mix needs some work, but I wrote it.

I wrote it.

I wrote it.

Yeah, just need to get those skills on exactly how to layer it and bring the best out of it.

If you ever want some

composing of music.

Yeah, I know you know how to do it.

Well, you were getting your nuts chopped off.

I was looking at the art of the MIDI.

Not chopped off, just altered so that when I do

a calm inside someone.

Yeah, I don't want to know.

Do you want to hear

that?

Do you want to hear the second track?

Because I don't need a kid in my life right now, man.

I've got so much.

What about like the MIDI and stuff?

No,

I get a health check every week

doctors every week to get checked all right here's track number two

very similar

very similar already so far so far yeah let's just see what happens when i take it up a notch

this is all incredible man

this is like professional production i made it you just did this with keyboard and midi and my guitars and drums you You played live instruments.

Yeah, I whipped it up in my sound lab.

It needs some work.

It needs some work.

Really?

If you ever need a hand getting the most fidelity out of what you're putting out.

There is a fullness to this sound I have never heard from someone my age.

Nah, man, I could show you some things.

If you were to give me this, give me some pro tools.

Give me pro tools.

Alright, that's track two.

Not a lot going on there, doesn't really.

The level of restraint is unparalleled.

i'm not saying yeah i'm not saying it's not good i'm just saying like it needs work and if you ever wanted like a producer to come on board to kind of like take your shit to the next level um you know just give me a holler man you got my number when we did when we did the music production class together yeah at school yeah yeah like that and that was like a month ago thank you yeah thank you the best you were able to do was a midi version of jesus christ superstar yeah it's been a big month

it's been a big month This is insane.

And

the final, the penultimate and final

clip.

Here it is.

Is this not the one that you played before?

Oh, no.

Very similar.

How did you do these violins?

What are they?

What is the instrument?

That's a piano.

Yeah, it's a flute, man.

A flute?

Did you play this or is this a MIDI?

This is a call to my Celtic heritage.

Was this just a synth on your keyboard?

I whipped it up in my sound lab.

But how did you do it?

It's been a big month.

Yeah, nice.

It's getting better.

It's getting better.

I can see your progression.

We'll cut it there.

So which one do you choose?

None of them really work for this.

No, none of them work great for this, but

they're fun little things that you're playing with, man.

I can see where you're going with it.

You've got potential.

I can't believe this.

I've composed three moving

filmic scores

for our podcast, and you're rejecting all three.

I mean, we can play one of them, but I think you need to understand there's like copyright laws now in place that

if you didn't compose any of these pieces of music, even if you use samples

it will mean i made them yeah i know but you recorded them from scratch it'll mean that our podcast gets pulled as soon as we put it up i wouldn't worry about that

are you sure

as sure as i'm sure that mug had his nuts all cut up at six not all quiet

a small surgery i didn't even have to go under for it

I think, look, let me look you both in the eye.

You have nothing to worry about.

Just if this goes up, and we don't have the rights to this music, you know, this is the sort of thing that, like, you know, if we were with a big podcast network that was attached to a radio,

you know, they would have the rights to it.

But if you didn't compose, are you sure you composed this?

We are sound as a pound, baby.

Okay.

Look, I believe him.

I mean, when I hear that, it sounds...

It sounds a little amateur to me.

And

that's not a criticism, mate.

That's not a criticism.

Have you composed anything that you could play for us?

I mean, look,

the stuff I've got,

it's pretty experimental.

Yeah.

I don't know if the world's ready to hear it.

Well,

it just so happens

that I've got one of your tracks here right now.

Do you?

Yeah.

You've been on my SoundCloud.

Yeah.

I went on there this morning and I saw Draft One DC intro podcast.

Oh, you caught me red-handed, mate.

I'm going to play it right now for you.

Yeah.

Exactly.

It sounds like this.

Holy shit.

Bit of a different vibe to your stuff, man.

It's a little more, see that, feel that richness.

Richness of the shit.

I can feel.

It's coming at you.

You that?

The maturity of the couple.

It's cute.

It's cute.

The maturity of the counter melodies is...

Yeah, man.

How long did you spend on this?

Oh, this...

I think I spent maybe half an hour just fucking thinking up, dreaming, just like imagining.

And then once I heard it in my head, knocked it out in about 20 minutes.

So 50 minutes of work all up in a day, not bad.

Took the rest of the day off after this because I was like,

you know, well, I had dates to go on and shit.

And you made all of this from scratch.

Yep.

Yeah, just in my sound lab.

Okay.

Yeah, well, cut it there.

That's...

Like, I can see what, like, if you want to sit down and I can take you through, because you do have potential.

Yeah.

But if I can sit you down and take you through where you could be in 10 years of work yeah no look I appreciate that I'll tell you about that I appreciate

I appreciate the offer I'll tell you about where you could for me yeah it's gonna be if you if you actually worked hard having heard your stuff which don't get me wrong right it's like it's getting there um so having heard that I'm gonna say a thank you but no thank you and just and I say no I say no thank you to you well now I feel embarrassed playing my my offer yeah well that's right because I'm I can help you.

You've been making stuff too mate.

Yeah, I've just I made a few things potentially for this but

I just it took me mine took me like weeks to put together.

Well you're talking to the two best producers at our high school from year 10 onwards.

Yeah.

I just went mine up in my sound lab.

I just I can't believe from the level that you have both progressed since the class that I did with you where I witnessed you create the music to now

is insane.

It's like, you know, big learning, big man, fast learning, mate.

Well I'm embarrassed I guess maybe I'll play one of my tracks.

Yeah.

Here we go.

It's no good.

Wait, did you are you playing all the instruments?

I played some.

Some of them were midis and synths.

So I played the yeah, I played a lot of the like guitar instruments and then like that synth at the top.

That's a MIDI

kind of there.

Like it's no good.

It's just it's not as like clever as you guys.

That's right.

I would go with one of mine.

I don't know.

I thought that was pretty good.

That was

you made that?

Yeah.

We all made our pieces of music, didn't we?

Yeah, yeah, absolutely, yeah, yeah, absolutely.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Because that took me ages.

That took me like two, three weeks.

All right, let's just go with that then.

Yeah, yeah, let's just go with that.

Do you want to do the intro?

Yeah.

Fuck.

All right, here comes the intro.

Welcome to the DC podcast.

We are your hosts.

Did you really make a breakdown?

It's fucking, it's exceptional.

But it's not as good as your.

No, it's like I'm shocked.

I'm in a state of shock, to be honest.

I couldn't get it.

Cut the the music.

That wasn't meant to sound quite as synthy as it does.

Like, I wanted an 80s sound, but I wanted it to sound more like a live sort of synth machine.

A bass has a weight to it that I've never heard before.

No, yours had a much stronger bass.

Neither of your songs sounded synthy at all.

You made that?

You actually made that?

We all made it.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

We all made it, but you made that.

You made that.

Yeah, but didn't.

I made mine.

Did we all make?

Yeah.

I think I want to save mine.

I'm going to keep mine for a passion project.

Yeah, I would do that.

I think that's a good idea.

I'm going to keep mine for a passion project.

Exciting stuff in 2025.

Jesus fucking Christ, man.

I just feel embarrassed.

What instruments did you play?

I played the guitar, I played the bass.

Fuck.

Can I talk to you before we start?

Yeah.

Because I were worried when we started recording then.

Because my first one was like,

we missed out on on one of the core components of starting a podcast, and it's like, I'll talk you through, you guys who are early into it, something you need to be really across, which is like, who's going to sponsor us and who do we want to be sponsored by?

Yeah, so like,

because if you're not careful about that stuff, it can fuck you.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

So, like, because I on NBA 2K, when I play, like, do you want to be sponsored by Adidas?

Do you want to be sponsored by Nike?

Do you want to be sponsored by Under Armour?

Like, if you don't make those decisions early on, it can fuck you on the back end.

Like, you know, the story of Michael Jordan.

yeah so i'll with you

so for you marcus so what happened is um michael jordan i'm aware of what

the last dance

no that's actually okay that's why you got to listen because that's actually not what i'm talking about oh do you know about his deal with nike yeah i do yeah he wanted to uh sign with adidas which he calls adidas by the way i don't know if you know that or not it's what they call it in the states adidas pretty cool sometimes I'll say Adidas, sometimes I'll say Adidas.

It just slips out of me like

kind of like candy or lollies or whatever.

You know, it's just how I am.

It's how I do it.

Lollies or candy.

Yeah, sometimes I'll be looking at lollies and I'll be like, Yeah, fuck yeah, mum, chucking a bag of that sour patch candy.

I do that, sour patch kids candy.

Sometimes it's extra sour for me.

Yeah, sometimes I catch my son, like, hey, mum, do you want to stop at the gas station?

My bad, petrol station.

Yeah, have you noticed how everyone does like Halloween now?

Yeah, yeah, it's like

you're not in America.

Yeah, well, I we rock it, but I'll like, I'll go egging.

And yeah, I take the

trick part of trick or treat pretty fucking seriously.

Some of the costumes the girls wear, they're just not okay.

Oh man, no, I love it.

I'm out there.

I'm out there looking for like the Harley Quinns, the poison ivy.

Yeah, oh, thank God they cut your nuts up because otherwise you'd be you'd be abused.

They didn't cut my nuts up.

It's just that when I come now, it's crystal clear because there is no sperm in it.

There are no little sperms in there.

Do you want me to take you out the back and show you?

We are out in the back.

Yeah, out the back of the back.

There's a back of the back.

I don't need to see you.

No, come on, let's put on some...

No, no, no.

Every time we come to your house, you try to make us want you calm.

Right, well, first of all, that is just a coincidence because because something like it just always comes up in conversation.

It's like every time you're like, hey, come on, watch me come and we don't want to watch you come.

No, no, no, I don't start any conversation with that.

It is just a coincidence that it happens to lead that, to go that way.

You're all learning.

Last time it was, I was concerned because of the amount of blood that was in it.

I wanted my boys, I wanted my friends, my compadres to see and be like, you know, give me a doctor's opinion, you know yeah because you're both smart and I respect you this time it's because it's clear like the night sky no Pepsi clear country like Pepsi clear it does look like Pepsi clear and it hurts when it comes out my spoof looks like Pepsi blue

what

why

why I don't know I mean old Pepsi blue I would 100% see a GP about that and I got some good ones I can recommend I'm worried they're gonna cut my nuts off nah man no no no no no These guys are legit.

These are like

cannabis doctors.

I got like five or six.

Why are you?

Why man?

Why?

Just let me hook you up, man.

I'll talk about it.

I'll see how you feel.

They're a good sort.

We'll see how I feel later.

They're like, yeah.

They're cannabis GPs, but they are just GPs as well.

So they'll tell you, like, if you've got a cold, they'll like recommend the best cold and flu.

But also, if you like got a bit of anxiety or stress in your life, they'll hook you up with the fucking

bummest, dopest shit, man.

Shit that'll make you fly higher than you ever thought you could fly to.

Do this podcast or not?

I think like maybe

in about 10 minutes we could do it.

Yeah.

No, I reckon started now.

Let's do it.

Yeah, I can start it now.

Yeah, wait, I might just roll a little.

Stop with bliffin', man.

Why?

I don't even...

I saw you because I looked in the window and I was coming in.

Yeah.

And you were getting pencil shavings and grounding them up and looking around over your shoulder.

Nah, man, this is bomb kush.

I think it's pencil shavings.

It's not, man.

I got the thing to prove it.

I got the tub to prove it.

Now, it does have my dad's name on it.

But that's because he, like...

Just helps hook me up because I'm underage.

Why are you stealing your dad's weed, man?

I don't steal it, man.

He gets it for me.

He gives it to me because he knows like

because the shit I got going up upstairs, man,

if you could have a peek into my mind's eye, you would.

Imagine you're spoofing clear and you're like...

You would never sleep again.

You spend one day fucking up here in this.

Yeah.

Neither of you would be able to last an hour.

And this is my life.

I get that.

Do this.

That's cool.

I have that.

That's cool.

I got just the most vicious anger.

Yeah, your stuff's different.

Like you've told me about yours.

It's your stuff's concerning anger.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

The hatred, the only hatred that burns brighter than I have towards others is the one that goes inwards, and that just burns in my brain every second of the day.

But I just push it down.

I can hear it in your music.

You can hear it in my music.

Yeah, I can hear it expressed in your music.

I wouldn't want that.

I can hear it.

I can hear the fury.

I can hear the scream.

No, those are bad things.

Those are bad things and and and and i don't want them you should quite legitimately should talk to a professional about that stuff because i do

you do yeah talk to my youth pastor no no no i'm not talking about i'm not talking about a youth pastor i'm talking about like a like you need deep so they can put me on drugs yeah

yeah

so they can make me take drugs i really think i really think

if you don't address these issues now, later on in life, something very bad is going to happen.

Why?

Because the things you have told me in private have concerned me to the point where I've asked my parents if I should speak to the authorities.

Why?

But they're just thoughts.

I can hear it in your music.

Really?

Yeah.

Oh, no.

All right, let's just start.

Hey guys, I just wrote a new song about this.

Did you?

Do you want to hear it?

I just wrote it.

Yeah.

I just whipped it up on my sound lab.

You got Pro Tools on your phone.

Yeah.

It goes a little something like this.

When you're ready, mate, we're all waiting.

We're all waiting.

No problem.

Very similar to other stuff already.

How do you get it?

It might be the same.

All your stuff sort of, and this is not a criticism.

This is a different key.

This is not a criticism.

All your stuff sort of blurs together and sounds exactly the same to me.

And it's like you don't have an identity between tracking.

That's not a criticism.

That's actually a compliment.

But like when you drink, you wouldn't know the difference between a $10 wine and a $1,000 wine.

Test me.

Test me.

How?

I don't know.

I don't know if there's a way to check.

Anyway,

let's do the show.

I mean this as a compliment.

Cut the music, yeah.

It all sounds exactly the same.

Yeah, do you know, like, you know, when you have a good bit of wine?

Yes.

Yeah, well, we drink Robina, but yeah, that is wine.

The difference between $1,000 and a $10 bottle of wine, some people can't taste the difference.

I laugh at them,

but that...

is what I'm dealing with.

Sometimes some of the bottles of wine,

that music is professional standard music.

Sometimes I'll go down to

BWS with my dad, and we will go to the $6 bin.

And when I say bin, just so you guys know, that's kind of what they refer to.

I call it trash.

Trash can.

No, no, no, no.

I catch myself as another Americanism.

I catch myself.

Yeah, yeah, no.

The $6 bin refers to sort of where they keep like

a surplus of wine.

It's a $6 trash can.

Yeah, well, that does make any sense.

And you call yourself a wine connoisseur and you don't know $6 bin.

No, no.

No, I know what it is.

I just call it a $6 trash can.

It's strange to me.

But what I'm suggesting to you and your pops

is maybe come over to my cellar one time.

Yeah.

Try a Penfold Grange.

I'll just take one of the ones we've got in

the five or six we've got in mine.

Well, show me.

We're at your house.

Show me one of your Penfold Granges.

It's out the back of the back.

Out the back.

Why is everything out the back here?

It's just the house is all back.

oh right yeah

it's all out the back yeah yeah it's how it was designed it's scandinavian

this orange brick house in the outer suburbs is scandinavian yeah it has a scandinavian sort of design and ethos to it it's like scandinavian philosophy but it looks the same as every other house in the area seemingly on the surface what are the differences it would make sense that you would perceive this as this just looks like any other wog house that i've been to with the

three-bedroom house.

Yeah, the lounge room you're not allowed to sit in.

Yeah.

The sort of dark brown brick.

Yeah,

that's what I'm saying.

Decorative.

What is different about this house from every other house I've driven to?

It's an attitude and a feel.

And if you don't feel it, then that's

what you feel sorry for.

What am I supposed to feel in this orange brick house built in 1958 during...

A Scandinavian sensibility.

Which is.

That is something that cannot be described.

It can only only be felt what's the scandy what's the maroon pattern carpet but the maroon sort of dark red

that was the previous owners they just and we haven't had a chance to rip it up yet right but we will this burnt cross in the doorway yeah what is that scandy the burnt cross yeah yeah

i don't know what that is all right what do you mean a burnt cross that's that's the thing i think greeks do Yeah, right.

At Easter or something or like a...

They burn a cross under their roof.

Yeah, you know what I'm talking about.

It was in your old house.

My old house?

Yeah.

Not you, the character, Zach, the real person.

Burnt cross.

Yeah, at the doorway.

Right in if you have.

Right in if you had a cross on your roof in your

because of your maybe Greek Orthodox or something.

Let's start this fucking podcast, I reckon.

Okay.

We can start the podcast or we cannot.

I think all we do is

we should put out the podcast next week.

Because can I tell you guys something?

I've I've been recording this whole time.

Oh, you've Mark Moramed us.

What?

Didn't you talk about Mark Moran?

This was a podcast.

I knew that.

Do you know that

in

Mark Moran's

Mark Moran's house?

Mark Moran from Underbelly, one of the Underbelly figures.

No, Mark Moran and Crime.

Mark Moran.

Mark Maron.

Mark Moran?

Do you know his house?

It's the same house.

Have you seen that show, Auntie Donna's Big Old House of Farm?

Yeah.

Same fucking house, man.

What's that about?

So Mark Marin's house and his show and his sitcom.

Auntie Donna,

some fucking

pencil dick fucking left-wing fucking

comedy group from Melbourne.

I do not agree with their politics.

Well, I love some of their politics.

They are harshly political.

They are just every fucking day on Facebook, they're posting some waste of oxygen dudes.

I've never seen them do anything political.

Oh, man, they don't fucking...

It's the thing that rolls me up about them the most.

Yeah.

The greens have got them in their fucking pocket, mate.

Hey, can I, once we record this podcast, can I ask a favor?

Yeah.

Can you

give it to me to mix?

And we'll release it in about a month.

I need a month on this piece.

You need a month to mix this?

The next one, the one we're going to record.

May a month to mix it up and make it sound fucking premium.

A month, yeah, like a month's a long time.

You can take it.

I might do my own mix.

I'll get it done in a week.

So want you.

You do your one.

Yeah.

And then I'll have a squiz.

All right.

I'm going to need a month.

Yeah.

I was going to offer to.

But you guys are clearly better at it than me.

Yep, I agree with it.

Well, I mean, yeah.

Yeah.

Unless you

think otherwise.

No, I don't.

Great.

All right.

You're on the fourth biggest Christian podcast in the country, right?

World.

World.

Well, let's start recording in three,

two,

one.

What?

What was that?

Why did you do that?

No, that's the end of the episode.

Oh, oh, that's clever.

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