The Aunty Donna Podcast Top 10 Moments of 2024 – Part 1 (10-6)

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Well, everyone has different favourite times of the year, but this time of the year is a favourite of mine.

January in Australia.

You're at the beach.

You're in a sexual affair with a sort of middle-aged woman.

You're...

Maybe you are the middle-aged woman and you've gone to a sex tourism place.

You're drinking a can of Coke.

Yes, or perhaps.

You know what?

Maybe your mum and dad are letting you have green cordial for the summer holidays.

You know what it means if you're having an affair with a 50-year-old drinking green cordial?

Yes, it's the time for the Auntie Donna best of 2024.

How exciting!

How exciting!

How exciting!

How exciting!

How exciting!

Howard Sighting!

Hi, I'm Howard Sighting.

Oh,

very good.

Here Here they are tuning in for old, and we've got a new character as a special bonus.

Howard Siting.

Thanks for having me.

It's good to be here.

Howard Sighting.

Why?

How do you feel about the fact that this isn't eligible for next year's Best of?

Because it's in the Best of.

That's such a good point.

And is it actually.

Why are you here?

I'm here to tell you that I'm going to

perform

a sort of mass murder of people on Earth.

Wow.

As a way to unite everyone.

The North Koreans, the Russians, the Americans.

You're a bit of a watchman.

I'm doing watchmen.

You're doing a watchman.

I'm Howard Seiding and I'm doing Blue Dick.

Awesome.

Blue Dick.

Awesome.

So I'm going to blow up a major part of the Earth.

But after I hear what you guys have for your best of.

Oh, yeah.

Well, that's such a good point.

Howard Siding.

Oh, no, wait, Broden's.

Broden knows.

Broden's here too.

Broden and Howard Siding.

Does Howard Seiding want to go?

Does he want to leave?

I might go to the toilet, but maybe I'll be back for episode two of the best of.

You can only hope for as much.

You're welcome to stay if you want to, Howard Siding.

Would you like to know my choice?

Where I'm going to blow up and who I'm going to kill?

No, let's keep it a surprise.

It's a metropolitan area.

Oh.

Mass people in that area.

I wouldn't say anywhere.

Yeah.

Because we're not banking these, but this is being recorded far enough in advance.

Not banked, but far enough in advance

that I just think if you say someone.

Don't go to Broadway shows.

Well, now

you're going to have to cut that.

If anything happens between now and the show coming out, not me, not me.

I don't have to cut it.

Yeah, but I don't even know how to use the program.

But though, something will happen, and your first thought will be fucking

good.

This is our podcast.

I'm out of here.

I have to go to the toilet.

What are you doing?

Twos.

Number twos.

Wow.

That means they mark.

Yeah, are they wet?

Is it going to be wet?

I hope not.

Doesn't feel it.

Doesn't feel it.

We're a way out.

Yeah, yeah.

Doesn't feel it.

Great.

So that was whatever.

What was his name again?

Howard Siding.

Howard Siding.

How exciting.

Madman.

I just said how exciting as a pun on Howard's siding, forgetting that that was where Howard sits.

That's the same thing that happened with Zach Rowan.

Do you remember your name as a pun off a thing we were saying?

How insane.

Daiquiri Daikiri's

daiquiri dain making daiquiris is a pain yeah remember we were saying that daiquiri pain and then that's how we created zach daiquiri

uh yes i do boys now i want to tell the listener i don't know what these top 10 are i have elected not to be told in advance yep and fucking can you hear that mark was getting a glass of water when i made that decision so i believe i made that decision for my paper i have three pieces i don't know i don't want to know i have three pieces of paper They all have the same thing on them.

I could give them all to you, or I could let you have them unfold in front of you, like the dear listener.

I've elected to have it unfold, but Mark, I don't want you to think that my choice should flavor your choice at all.

Show me number four.

I don't have number four.

This is 10 to 6.

No, show me number 7.

Just show him.

Don't tell me.

I'm just folding up the paper, sir.

I'm just folding up the paper.

It's the only one I want to know.

Mark's going to know seven.

I'll know none of them.

I'll know none of them wow oh

you'll know that soon enough but can i start this is the ones that the audience who have been listening all year taking in all of that great content that premium content that stuff that you can't get for free

our podcast yes um

you can't get it for free i don't know where i was going you can get a lot of it for free you can't get the uh

there's bits and there's bits and and bobs you cannot get for there you go pay for and you know rightly so

we

We put a lot of effort into it.

Yeah.

The Patreon.

And next year, we've got some stuff.

So we've got some very good stuff coming out.

I had a spicy, a very spicy Indonesian sort of curry

right before the podcast at 11.30 a.m.

It's like, you know, I'm just ready for a nap.

When I saw you eating the spicy rendang, because I could smell the spice, you know, when you can smell the spice?

I smelt that spice as I walked into the podcast studio and I thought, that's bold for a man over 30 to be eating something that spicy before a talking.

Excuse you.

Some people have different genetics, and I just, that's what happened with me, and I'm okay with it.

You're not an Erpy Burpee boy, or you are an Earpy Burpy?

No,

you're going to come in and say that, you know, that's bold, and then I'm going to take offense to that.

Well, I didn't say it.

I didn't say it.

I thought it.

And then Mark was like, I need to get a water.

And I was like, Broden thinks you're talking about his follicle, his follicles.

to say that about something that i have no control i could

i could go to turkey and have the back of my head ripped off and put on the top of my head would that make you happier broden would that make you broden i said bold not bald no what a crazy no what a crazy fucking misunderstanding can i be sincere for a minute and say uh we've been doing this podcast for over 400 episodes as you know uh dear listener yeah other listener might and uh

and can i be can i be sinceiti for a moment and say and my mits

and can i be roller coaster tycoon for a moment and say whoa

and can i be sincere and say

since here

uh i just want to say in my opinion i thought this year's run was one of my most enjoyed years of podcasts i thought they were fucking great i really did sincerely um

can i say something sincerely as well please

Sincere, sincere.

Come on, you can find this.

Speak from the heart, speak true.

Search in yourself, in your soul, in your beautiful soul.

In your beautiful soul.

You've lost it, mate.

No, no, I've got it.

Why don't we go to number 10?

Oh, yeah, and then I'll say something sincere

when I come back.

Yes, yes, yes.

Now, Lindsay, this is number 10.

And then do like a...

Number 10.

My issue with it, right?

With that, is if when she takes that clip of you doing that and plays it every time, that will be confusing from nine down.

I think keep, yeah, keep that, and then I'll, but I'll go, for example, go, okay, now it's time for number six.

Number ten.

Yes, and that's my issue.

I still said it's number six, so they'll know.

Yeah, okay.

Is that clear, Lindsay?

Great.

Thank you.

Lindsay went to Meredith.

Oh, really?

Fun.

At number 10,

just eking in.

And like, I'll just say first,

it was all voted by you.

I didn't vote.

I'm not talking to you.

I'm talking to you.

My apologies.

I get confused sometimes.

Talking to you.

We asked our patrons to vote on their favorite moments.

We took their votes and made a short list.

Then we asked all of you to vote on the short list.

And this is what you said.

So this is episode six.

Next week we will have five to one.

Could you refer to it as the ninth runner-up?

The ninth runner up

is it yeah i guess it yes okay i see what you're doing there young crew

two characters who came from uh

adjacent ip

two characters who are brought about through an improv game called the most upsetting guessing game yes two characters we thought this has legs yeah

this is a number nine

ninth runner up at number ten ninth runner up at number ten yeah

jeremy piven and his entourage friend Incorrect.

No, no, no, no.

Take a note, because I'd like to do that.

Yeah.

Who was Jeremy Piven again?

Oh, from Entourage, yeah.

He played George Costanza in the Seinfeld in Jerry.

Jason Alexander.

He played the corrupt police officer in Heat.

Oh, no, the corrupt doctor in Heat.

He played George Costanza in Jerry.

Oh.

See what I'm saying?

Oh, yes, yes, yes.

In the

character.

The episode is Melt Man and Belly Malt.

So close.

So close.

Very close.

I can't wait to guess the other one.

So was this the one where they just had a chat?

The notes I have are the day Zach saw just shoot me on 10 peach on his way to the studio.

Right.

The first time Meltman and Belly Malt meet each other.

Yeah.

Beautiful.

Meltman can smell a moist pig from over 100 miles away.

He can, including sausages.

And spoiler, not the last time you'll hear from Meltman in this countdown.

Oh!

But this was just a good old-fashioned riff.

Yes, it was.

And here is.

Yeah, call us Panthera.

Shall we throw to it now?

Yeah, sure.

Oh, look, it's Melt Man.

It's me, Meltman.

Hey, Melt Man, it's me, Belly Malt.

Folks, you are in for a treat today.

Much like someone who has had a Milo milkshake and is sitting down to an episode of Becca in 2002.

You are in store.

We have both Belly Malt

and Meltman.

I'm Meltman.

Hey, Meltman, you're melted.

We got some music for Meltman.

Do we?

Yeah.

Sounds like this.

I can't wait to hear it, but I can't hear it because I don't have ears.

I'm an old man.

Oh, he's old and he's meltman.

Meltman, we're just getting your music, Melt Man.

Oh, I love this.

I can't hear it.

Oh, you can't hear it because your ears are all melted.

Sounds crazy.

Hear that?

This is a live track.

You can't hear that?

Yes, I can hear that.

it's really scary melt man i'm melt man hey melt man hi you should run for mirror or melt city

why are you running for mirror as melt city melt city melt man melty malt what are you talking about

why is that your first question

how do you know there's a malt melt city i know everything i know there's a melt you can't feel what are you talking about You just said you can't feel.

I use my malt brain.

Malt brain?

Yeah, I use my malt brain to learn.

I might not have gone to school like you used it.

Who's boiling sausages?

Who's boiling sausages?

Who's boiling sausages?

Oh, Melt Man wants some sausages.

Why do you ask?

Well, I'm Meltman and I can smell a boiled sausage from a mile away.

Meltman's fucked up.

Hey, Meltman, have you ever been to Melt City?

Melt City?

I don't know.

To Melt City, but I do know where to get the best tuna melting.

Tukatoon.

That's cool.

Tukatoon.

Meltman likes tuna melt, but he's never been to Melt City.

Yeah, where I've been?

Malt City.

Oh, it's beautiful.

Pork.

Boy.

I smell pork.

I smell wet pork from the bubbling pools of a pot.

Oh, he loves malt.

He loves boiled sausages.

Oh, yeah?

You ever had malt melt man?

No, I care not for such base pleasures.

Folks, if you are just joining us, we have replaced two members of this podcast with with two heightened characters one is belly malt i'm belly malt i'm all the belly i'm all the malt in all your bellies belly malt tell me have you been in my belly well no apparently not but because you reckon you've never had malt but i reckon you've had cheeky malteser at the movies once or twice i have i have i have and and this is melt man i'm melt man i have some inventions

you have many inventions i have some inventions melt man can smell boiled sausage from anywhere i can smell boiled sausage sausage from a mile away.

Because it's melting?

Because it's wet.

But he's never even been to Melt City, let alone run for mayor.

I can smell boiled sausage in the same way I can smell a moist pig from over a hundred meters away.

I love meltman.

Fuck you talking about it.

I'm Meltman and I have had no melt in my belly, but I've had malt in my tummy.

Wow, one podcast made amazing characters.

Meltman!

I have inventions.

Hey, Meltman.

Tell me about some of your inventions.

I would love to know.

Have you ever invented malt?

I've never invented malt, but think of meat.

Think of me.

You invented a meat?

No, but think of a meat.

You can smell a suckling pig from

100 kilometers away.

Not a suckling pig.

No, just a wet pig.

Just a wet hog.

If there's a hog that's been drenched in liquid.

What are you talking about?

Over 10 meters away, I can smell it

i melt man

i regret this

a great clip good choice broden yeah it was fantastic and i love listening that was your ninth runner-up our ninth runner-up on the hour yes so when did you vote for these broden i voted for the the i am the sole voter and i voted for these this morning That's not true.

Not true.

We had the listeners vote.

While we're back for a moment, Zach, have you thought of something to be sincere about?

I honestly forgot, but I will have one after the eighth runner-up.

Which is number nine.

Number 10.

South African Sams are biohackers now.

You can't get

a guess.

Oh, have a guess.

He just said it.

South African Sams are biohackers now.

Yeah, correct.

Yeah.

That's great.

That is a surefire way to make the top 10.

Here's how...

How to just do a South African Sams.

The audience.

Suck it up.

They love those raises.

Suck it up.

Now, these characters, Zach,

you came in one day and said, I know their next journey.

I did.

I know where they're going.

Yeah.

I said, because I am obsessed with biohackers on Instagram, particularly that one that

very famously has been biohacking now and takes his own son's blood.

Sure.

How old is he?

Well, he's 45, but thanks to biohacking, he doesn't look a day over 44.

Because he does look 45.

I was expecting him to say like 60 or something.

No, he, that's the funniest.

There's a great tweet.

I hate quoting a tweet, so I won't, but there was a very funny tweet about that.

The funniest result has occurred with him is in that he just looks a bit more moist.

Yeah.

I thought he was much older.

No.

That's crazy that I was like, oh, you're 60 years old.

Yes.

You've done all this work to look younger.

Yeah, but you look like exhausted from the weight of the world.

Of the work.

From eating nothing but charcoal and

I always thought he was so much.

That's fascinating.

He's 45.

He's fucked up.

He used to have a bit of stubble before he went on this journey.

And I think in order to try and look younger, he shaves his stubble now.

And I promise you, I promise you, he looked better before he started doing this.

Yeah.

Wild.

Wild.

Just terrified of death, which is unavoidable.

But like, he's just doing, like, he's like, I won't die, or I'm preventing, he'll one day die.

Yeah, I know, that's what I'm saying.

It's like, it's such, it's such a,

let's get into this.

Let's talk about death and dying.

Well, he comes for us all.

Yes.

I love that quote from Norm McDonald on Larry King that I saw on a TikTok once about the fearing of death.

Have you heard that one?

Yeah, back to quoting another.

He's an old writer or poet saying, I saw a photo of my family before I was born with my brother and my parents together, and I saw that photo, and I saw, and I didn't feel fear, even though I didn't exist there.

Beautiful.

Here's

it's probably because there were no ghosts in the two for zero, Broden Sincere.

Two for zero, Broden Sincere.

Mark, you've not had anything sincere.

I've not had anything sincere.

Broden is winning the sincere wars.

I'm very, I'm very insincere.

I'm a very insincere person.

That's not true.

I've seen you sincere many times, times, but I've known you deeply for upwards of looking at my watch, 14 years.

Yes, that's true.

I'm a very sincere man day to day.

Yeah.

But when I'm on, I am on.

I can't switch off.

But that's why people are, that's sincere?

No, I was doing it a bit ironically.

Oh, thank God.

Because also, I thought it was funny to say that because I'm quite low energy today.

And the idea would be like, I'm joking, like implying that I'm Jim Carrey.

that you're Jim Carrey.

Well, here is South African Sams are biohackers now.

Right.

So we are biohackers now.

That's right.

Are we dead?

No.

But I'm not either.

How old do you think I am?

How old do you think I am?

We're twins, so we're the same age.

How old do you think we are?

45?

45, Mark?

Yeah.

You think we're 45?

Yeah.

Well, no.

No, incorrect.

Incorrect.

50?

I'm not talking about, is he in?

I'm not talking about my actual age.

I'm talking about my biological age.

Aren't they the same thing?

No

more.

No,

no.

Mark, Mark, Mark, Mark Mark.

Mark, Mark.

Mark, no.

Wait, so.

Mark, Mark, no.

Why are you marking us?

I'm not marking you.

Don't mark us.

What?

What's the difference?

I don't understand the difference.

So I was born.

When were we born?

1985.

Yeah.

We were born in 1985.

So how old does that make us?

If you're born in...

Macy like closed 39.

39?

No.

39 years we've been on this earth, yes.

That's not our age, though.

But that's not our biological age.

It was

because we used to stay up late trying to get the best deals for our properties and finances.

We used to stay up late

eating chips.

We used to drink, go on benders, have two or three beers and do drugs.

Not anymore.

Now we are biohackers.

Bihakers.

Our biological age, I have the biological age of a seven-year-old girl.

What do you mean?

My brother here is not quite as good as me.

He has the bio age of a 15-year-old boy.

That's all right.

I'm happy with that.

Okay, but he's getting there.

Every day he's a little bit younger.

I used to be a 17-year-old woman.

But what changed?

He just kept it.

We did a little bit less of the vitamin, a little bit more of the grain in his mush.

Because I imagine he's...

Green in my mush.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

So we wake up in the mush.

We wake up and have green in the mush.

6:47 a.m.

exactly every day.

Green in the mush.

We make a mush.

Listen, Mark.

And we put a bit of green.

And we're always adapting, all right?

We have four full-time employees every day.

Blue, purple.

And today we said, maybe a little less purple in the mush is a bit too much like a 17-year-old woman, Mark.

Right.

I'm like a 15-year-old boy, Mark.

And me, I'm like a seven-year-old girl.

Biologically.

Biologically.

Could you not biohack yourself to be able to just eat chips and feel okay?

Yeah, Mark.

No.

Why?

I don't understand your point.

What are you talking about?

The point is that you both seem deeply depressed and dead behind the eyes when

you talk about

this close to

and eating green mush.

That seems like that seems a little sad to me.

Mark, are you talking about the fact that we now have zero body fat?

We have our jowl, our faces are hanging off our skulls, and we paint ourselves with a thick makeup and shave our beards.

This is to help with the appearance of the fact that we are now of a lesser biological age.

Right.

I take my, I have a son, right?

And I take out his blood and I'll put it in me.

Why?

That sounds fucked.

Oh, he's a little boy, right?

He's only five.

Regenerative.

Yeah.

And he's got the regenerative blood, Mark.

So what we do is we go in and we only take a little bit.

Enough that he can

only like a liter or two of blood.

Yeah.

From the boy.

And then he goes a little rest.

He needs a couple of days to recover.

And then I put that blood right into me.

So it's tablets, it's green mush, it's the blood of a child.

Right.

But there's many things that there is studies of the mediterranean people yeah so i put a little bit of olive oil on my mush right because the mediterraneans they do all right right not you though your ancestors mate but i'm still kind of no but it's not about your blood it's about their bihiking so they are inhacked

by hacked by eating olives olive oil ma just a little bit in their

flesh of an olive why because it's full of um toxins

There was a 20-year study where they realized that some people who lived a little bit longer, five of them, had some olive oil.

So now we are doing that.

Right.

So the science found that five people lived a little longer and had a bit of olive oil.

And we've back-engineered that.

And now I inject myself with the blood of my son and have a little bit of olive oil in my mush.

Do you get to do anything

like other than this?

Or does this all be a good time?

I go to bed at 7:30 now.

Yes.

So we.

That's so early.

It all needs to work together, Mark.

We started by the green mush.

Yeah.

Nothing changed.

Started having 950 tablets.

Nothing changed.

Nothing changed.

Transfusing the blood of a child.

Slight change.

Going to bed early and getting good sleep.

Once they all came together.

Right, right.

Everything changed.

Have you tried maybe just going to sleep early and yeah, we did that for a bit and still worked, but

the combination.

Combination.

It's a combination of the motion.

I think you're asking, do we still have fun?

Well, yes.

Once a week, I have two pieces of dark chocolate.

What percent?

What percent?

99.

99%.

Coco niblets.

Coco niblets.

It tastes like dirt, man.

It's daughter dot percent.

Coco niblets and I put a little bit of olive oil in it.

Your ancestors mark.

And some sea salt.

A little bit of sea salt.

That sounds bleak.

And there it was.

You're loving these clips.

Oh, so much fun.

It's fun to just listen back.

We rarely take stock.

And I think we did this bit last year.

I think we've done take stock as a thing.

I was jumping on it.

I know.

I was going to jump on it.

I was going to jump on it.

It feels like it's been

something I'm going to do.

I'm forbidden you from doing it.

I'm forbidding you from doing it.

I've explored that before.

I've got something sincere to say.

oh yeah you boys are hot to trot you're so full of that's not i'm sorry that's not sincere laughing i didn't take that as sincere hot to trot what does that even mean laughing through it well i can't say my boys are hot to trot seventh runner up let me just give you a hint number eight

number

ten

uh all right here's a hint

i don't know why i'm giving hint you don't remember any of them usually no i'm going to remember this one.

Mark wasn't here.

Mark wasn't here.

Thank God.

Who was here?

Big thick Mark?

Either Big Mark or American Mark.

Neither Mark.

Neither Mark.

Oh.

Well, then I'm going to have to go when we got Albo on.

And he sent us that list of things we couldn't talk about.

And we just gave him the best softball interview of his life.

Could you not talk about like bending?

Have we ever publicly talked about when

the office of Scomo asked us to do a thing with him?

Have we ever publicly talked about that?

I don't think so.

I wanted to post that.

I really wanted to post that and be like, nah,

lol, no.

Lol, no.

Scott Morrison's office said, would you do a podcast with Scott Morrison?

Yeah, that was wild.

Anyway,

no.

They said, yes, we'd love to.

And then we had a leader.

We're still doing a little elbow joke.

Elbows.

Sorry, I missed it.

Elbows.

Sorry, go, go.

No, no, no.

It's totally fine.

I was like, well, you're not allowed to talk about bending.

This episode.

The funny bone.

This episode was set in one of the great extremities of Earth.

The extremities of Earth.

Yeah.

Where man cannot live for a long period unless in a warm Antarctica.

Oh, oh, this is a good one.

This is, of course,

when we went to Antarctica, did the first live podcast from Antarctica.

No, Zach, we've never done that.

You've made that up.

What?

What?

What the fuck is it?

To celebrate trope RPG.

Oh, of course.

We had the superstar Matthew Jackson

on to do a role-playing game with

Zach

and I.

And what I learnt about Matthew that day, I didn't know him very well,

was that he can, any bullshit we throw at him,

he can turn into a really nice man.

The best dungeon master.

Now, I haven't known a lot of dungeon masters, but the best dungeon master I've ever encountered.

Um,

apart from Mark, of course, in

apart from Mark, no, please, I compare not to Mr.

Jackson, but I am learning.

I'm sorry, Mr.

Jackson.

It's fine.

I am for I am learning quite a lot from him

because there'll be something else coming up.

Don't want to say what on Patreon

where I've learned quite a lot

from Matthew Jackson, but let's not say what it is to spoil the surprise.

Can I say this is also, and it feels organic because

you, the listener, voted for it.

This is a good opportunity to promote the trope RPG that we were all in, the three of us, and Mish Witrup did Trope RPG.

Rootin' Tootin Revenge.

Which is a role-playing game, Western theme, where we were really, really fucked, but we had the best Dungeon Master that we know of.

Matthew Jackson, he's great.

Oh, same guy.

Same guy.

So you should go watch that on Trope RPG or listen to the podcast.

Unlike this show, he came in here unprepared.

Well, we come in unprepared, and he came in with

a whole world for us.

And we fucked around in that.

Well, I was a good boy.

Yeah.

Oh, no, I wasn't.

No, you'll see in this clip.

Yeah, I thought I was a good boy.

I think I'm a good boy.

And then I look back and

go, no, no, I wasn't a good boy.

You want to be a little naughty?

There's a bit of leaving on a helicopter.

Only four people can fit.

The helicopter starts to crash.

And then Zach, who was chose to play Julianne Moore.

Nice.

Jumps out of the helicopter.

The young Julianne Moore.

It's a great episode, and I'm glad people liked it.

And it's incredible.

I think Matthew didn't know how he'd go on this pod, you know, replacing the King Mark, the King of Comedy, Mark.

That's what I'm referred to as in

humble circles.

Yeah.

And

to see Matthew's episode here at number seven is a...

A real

no wait, eight.

I say, well, seventh runner.

Seventh runner up.

I'm going to text him right now.

And you know what I reckon?

I'm going to say it right now.

I've decided we're going to have Matthew back

if he wants to come and if we can make it.

If we can make the time and stuff, he's very busy.

He's going to make more video games.

I mean, we only do one giant

record a day.

Yeah.

Where we record all 50 podcasts in a day.

We should do that one year.

That'd be funny.

It would be funny.

It would be funny, yeah, funny, yeah.

It would be funny.

Here it is.

I'm happy with my two days of it.

Here it is.

But the helicopter can't take more than four.

Oh, okay.

You wait here, Julianne.

No, I'm coming.

Oh.

Do you know what?

Doogle.

All right, I got it.

Wait, how many people?

There's me,

Ann Hesch.

Ruth Kraken.

Ruth.

Broden.

And the snowman.

Doogle.

Doogle.

Hey, do you know what?

And four people can get on the helicopter.

Do you know what?

I belong here.

i am the snowman

are you sure are you sure brohen what about

you'll look after you'll defend the others yes for i am the snowman the protector of the great antarctic isn't there enough room for all four of us

is there yeah oh i'll come no you said you're gonna protect everybody yeah you're right i will i'll stay dugal

then

who who else can we bring can we bring another one of them yeah we can get someone new at this late stage

Let's bring Dr.

Carter.

She can come along.

Yeah, all right.

See you as

you rush to the helicopter.

Yeah.

And you stay in the central.

I am king of the north.

The north, yeah, yeah.

That's really cool.

Yeah, that's really admirable.

Very Bruce Willis.

You can tell, so as you're getting on the helicopter, there's some time passing.

As Ruth is, Ruth, she's having to, she's the pilot as well here.

And so she's trying to like get the helicopter going.

She's a little bit woozy.

She looks back she goes oh do we want to wait do we want to wait for for anyone to come but it's been it's been a few minutes i worry that no one's coming julianne you have to make the call are we going to wait for someone here or isn't there four people on the helicopter there's four people can go and you will get there immediately but it seems that there's some time it's taking time as you've held back you realize yeah that everybody else here

uh has been taken over not a problem and you are just oh no but then no one so they're all aliens now you know that here.

I'll say you both have like, you have walkie-talkies that you can communicate that inside.

As you are in the make a survival role for me, these are going to go up in difficulty.

You need to do a six, an eight, and a ten.

No problem.

Four.

The first, the first one that

comes up is a very old man called

Dr.

Patelli comes up.

Wizard Patelli.

And he puts his hand on you

to sort of reassure, thanks for staying.

Thanks for

having me.

And immediately just takes a bite out of your shoulder.

Which is just ice.

Which is just ice.

It's a big bite.

It's a big bite.

And you know now.

The sketch series from the mid-2000s that were into the big bite?

Yeah.

No, it's like a big bite out of your body.

Oh, no.

There's a big hole out of your body.

Okay, that's an issue.

And it reforms, but now you're littler.

Their helicopters, the blades are spinning up, and it's almost like it's doing that like hover across the ground so you could leave at any second.

Yeah.

Do you stay to fight off these things?

Fuck yeah.

To give everybody a chance to escape?

I'm the snowman.

As the snowman, so you see this as you're on the helicopter, as the snowman breaks out of the doors out onto the tundra, the blizzard has stopped.

You can see that there is like a low sun just that is like in an eternal dawn piercing the skyline.

So it is just like golden orange out here and with like a flurry of snow.

You can see the snowman.

You just see these weird monsters come taking bites out of sun as you are just letting off.

Make another survivor roll.

This is going to be an 18.

Yeah, I don't know if yeah.

And I'm just saying, when you see snow, think of the snowman.

Someone

as you see Broden Kelly as the snowman just

destroy these creatures one after the other, one after the other.

They come out.

Even this mammoth comes up and starts to lunge at it.

You put it down.

Yeah.

And then

when finally they start to reform, you take another shot and you're out of bullets.

And you see see him be consumed.

Oh, my God.

And do you have any final words?

Yeah.

Suck my fuck.

You really should have ended on that

when you see Snow Line.

As you

see something of suck my fuck.

Oh, man.

That's what you end up.

Movie needed an edit.

Suck my finally needed an edit.

They let the actor improvise at one point.

I'm in the helicopter saying that.

Oh, man.

Suck my fuck.

You're in the helicopter.

You're in the helicopter with

Douglas sitting opposite you.

You screenly, don't do it.

Don't do it.

He keeps on you.

Don't do it.

I go.

Wait a second.

Wait a second.

Please.

I don't need this.

Every single one of them became one of the monsters.

I go,

I know what I have to do.

I have to kick my lover Ruth in the balls.

I say Ruth, put it on autopilot.

What?

Okay, of course, my lover.

That's the only way.

And I kick Ruth in the balls.

Make a survival check.

This isn't for whether or not you kick her in the balls.

This is for the crashing helicopter.

It's going to be a 10.

It's a 1.

So the helicopter starts to come down.

As you kick her in the nuts, she dumbs over.

Human.

She doubles over.

She loves my roof.

And it...

And as it starts to double over, you also see a file open in your breast pocket.

This one that you jammed full.

This sample that you took.

It just shatters as like a little creature comes out and starts to lunge.

It immediately lunges at Dougal's throat and he goes, why don't you take a sample?

And it

crashes in a fiery plume just before the explosion happens.

Does Julianne have a final word?

Have a final

word?

Julianne tries to jump out of the helicopter.

Oh, shit.

Yeah, make a survival roll.

This is going to be a six.

So you have to roll a four.

Famously,

you have to roll a four.

All right.

Run.

Jump out of the helicopter.

You die earlier than everybody else.

You immediately brain your head on the permafrost.

And

I'm going to say as well that

I'm gonna roll for Muth to retake control of the helicopter.

That's a 14.

She takes back control, and the helicopter takes off into the sky.

You just dash your head for no reason.

And it's a text on screen comes up.

This is why university institutions must be re-looked at.

And there it was.

Yep.

Tune in sometime next year when we bring in Matthew back, I think.

Yeah, and then we remember when you fell to your death.

And I did the bit where I was like, when you look at the snow, think of the snowman.

And that was my big final death line.

And then I rolled to have another death line.

I said, suck my fuck.

Nice.

It was rare.

Can I say something sincere now?

Yeah.

You know, this job.

There's a part of it behind the scenes that people don't realise.

There's a hustle.

There's a hard work that people don't see behind the scenes.

So far, so good.

And it can be challenging, particularly at points in your career

where you're working, working, working, and you're getting maybe rejection from different sources.

Yeah, that last one I got from mustard was awful.

Rejection.

I'm trying to be sincere.

Rejection I got from

that source.

Source.

Source.

Source.

Is mustard a sauce or a condiment?

I'd say it's a sauce.

It depends.

Some are, some some aren't.

I'd say American mustard is safe.

Look, I'm sorry.

I'm sorry.

I'm not going to bring up mustard again.

I was trying to be sincere.

Can you not bring up mustard again?

Is that okay?

Fine.

It's fine.

It's all right.

The moment's gone.

Oh, we killed the sincerity.

Well, you didn't, Broden.

You didn't.

No, did, Mark.

No, mustard.

No, mustard did.

Mustard did.

No.

You said you wouldn't.

Bring up mustard.

I'm not.

I am just recapping.

He looks me in the eye in front of my fucking son.

And you said to both of us, me and Liam, you said to me and Liam, I won't mention mustard again.

It's not your son and you know it.

Can I just say something really quickly?

Your son is my son.

I don't want that.

There might be a sense of bitterness to the listener.

I'm like, oh, no, fuck, I don't want to say it anymore.

Especially if you're a lemon, right?

But I'm not bitter.

I'm just saying.

There's probably a bit of bitterness.

If a lemon is listening.

Here is number.

and I just finished my sincere thought.

Okay, yeah, I was gonna say, but um, you know, Mark, you always go for the funny, and I respect that about you.

You know, you heard that pun and you went for it.

And um, is this sincere?

I respect that.

I don't know if that's sincere, like, it could be sincere, but I don't believe it.

It's hard to know.

There's layers, isn't there?

There's the sixth runner-up at number seven,

number

10.

Hot dogs for breakfast.

Oh, wait.

Ah, yes.

We recorded this like this time last year.

Yeah.

And it was because I was at, I kept getting

phone calls from

a thing in Victoria.

I don't know if it's national, but there's a thing called Detector Inspector for rental properties.

Man.

That they just keep fucking ringing.

But it was just like a phase of it.

Yeah, it was not anymore.

I haven't had one in

maybe because of this pod.

Do you know what it was?

It would provoke change.

I asked my real estate agent and they said, and I said, what's the deal with this?

And they said, we're going to have to bump your rent up by $200 a week.

Because you are

asked the question.

Jesus.

And then I said, but, but, they said, $300.

I said, but, but, but.

And they said, every time you say, but, I'm going up $100.

When I hear anecdotes like that, that's why I think everyone hates real estate agents.

And now, do I feel guilty because that's not true?

Do I feel guilty because they didn't bump up my rent this year?

Do I feel a little bit bad that I've made up a story when there's so many real and legitimate ones and I've taken up space with my fake story for a joke?

Yeah, sure.

A little bit.

Sure.

Sure.

Sure.

But it doesn't excuse what they do.

The fact that when you were listening.

Yeah.

Yeah.

You thought that could be true.

Yeah.

That says something, I think.

Because they feel shame for doing what you just did.

Absolutely.

I think this is a really big issue.

It's an important issue.

And I think my joke maybe cheapened the issue a little bit.

Yeah, sure.

And

I think I kind of was libelous against

a real estate agent that's been good to me.

So I think I've hurt my own

circumstances.

And I've really set the fight back.

Oh, absolutely, yeah.

So do I feel shame?

Absolutely.

Sure, sure.

Do I feel bad?

Yes.

But I don't think you should beat yourself up over it.

I think I should.

He's going to go into the the bathroom now and kick the shit out of you.

You're a bit of a Kaiser Sosé.

A Kaiser Sosa.

Yeah, you know, with Edward Norton.

Are you mixing up your 90s twists there, Broden?

Oh, my bad.

Well, that's why I need a lemon for those twists.

Yes.

Lemon juice.

Yes.

Hey, can you just fucking stop with that?

Just a little joke, because Mark...

is doing it.

Broden does it for the first time.

People say,

I see sometimes on the radar, Mark, oh, Mark always does the puns.

They're not puns.

They're a dumb cunt

clutching at straws.

I just want to make that clear.

That is a pun.

I guess it is.

What is a pun but a dumb cunt clutching at straws?

That's true.

That's true.

So we did an episode called Hot Dogs for Breakfast with the song Hot Dogs.

That's my favourite of the year.

It was a very good one.

I loved it.

Nice character.

We were like, let's go make this into a real sketch.

And we never did.

We should have.

We should have.

Now,

let's have a listen to Detector Inspector.

You've passed my inspection.

Oh, great.

Flying colours.

Yeah.

Well, what do you say we go to the golden nugget?

But first, how about some hot dogs for breakfast?

Oh, yeah.

And a nippy's iced coffee.

Oh, yeah.

Now it's time for our song.

Lindsay, can you find a song for us to sing Hot Dogs for Breakfast to?

Thanks, John.

Just any sort of anything you have.

Thank you so much, Lindsay.

Even if it's something lined up for another podcast.

Or even if it's

the sound of a certain ringtone.

But then we'll jump back into these characters as they close.

There you go, this is my favorite song.

Yeah

Hot dog wait

Here we go

Five, six, seven, eight Hot dogs for breakfast

Hot dogs for breaking

Have myself a hot dog in all white sesame seed row

Hot dogs for breaking

Hot dogs for break

You'll have a bit bit of salt on your hot dog for breakfast, but no more

Tell you why

The doctor said I'm a salt on your hot dog, it's not good for your heart

I'm in a hot dog for break

It's hot dog and tomato sauce

Barger and if they've got it

Barger and if they've got it

Barger and if they've got it

Hot dogs for break

It's 6 a.m.

and it's time for a hot dog breakfast at 6 a.m.

Get a snack and some bread.

Don't mind it in a white piece of bread.

Doesn't have to be in a roll for me.

Grilled onions.

Put the sauce on top.

Bowl like a hot dog for breakfast.

Put it ever in my thumb.

Yeah, that was an ice coffee yum.

Very good as that hot dog sometimes.

We get rubber cameras thump.

And 6 a.m.

time I do that Georgia we get a piece of breakfast well everything's going it's going okay

hot dog for breakfast when it gets to six in the morning you need to fill up your tongues

Time to have a hot dog for breakfast hot dog for breakfast having a hot dog won't go in the shop and they're in the water they're picking them out and putting them in a roll I'll put the sauce on with me and Brecky, it'll cost four bucks with a dice coffee, too.

And $5.50 there, and I

ask them.

And then I'll go to about 25 houses of young people who are renting the property.

And then I'll check their smoke detector, and I'll bet myself a home and

straight to bed.

And then up in the morning, having myself a hot dog for breakfast.

Oh, Saint Saint Akua divisions.

So for breakfast, I'll tell you what, I have.

Have a...

Songs, though.

Can you just pop that music back on?

It's not supposed to be, oh.

Just from the song.

Still two more verses to go at least.

Five, six, seven,

eight.

Come in.

Six.

Five, six, seven, eight.

One, two, one, two, three, four, one, two, three, five, six, seven, eight.

Hot dog and tomato sauce.

And of course, a cavalry demonstration.

Cavalier Demi is on the side.

Hot dog for breakfast.

Hot dog for breakfast.

Hot dog for breakfast

at 6 a.m.

Hot dog for breakfast.

Hot dog for breakfast.

Hot dog for breakfast at 6 a.m.

Oh shit, nothing but liquid All day, all the day Don't know why, don't go to doctors either Don't wanna know But I have a hot dog for breakfast at 6 a.m.

Where I can get him Pulled out the water all get from snagger from Bunnings or get from shop Hot dogs for breakfast It's good, gotta have it in my tummy and you know you should It's so yummy where I have dinner and breakfast then too and shit today cakes too.

Yeah, not too much salt.

Sometimes I'll get a little hedgehog on the side, a little chalky little hedgehog with my hot dog for breakfast.

When you think about it, you don't have to have meals when you think you should.

Maybe maybe they have some cereal for tea or maybe you have a hot dog for breakfast.

That's what I do.

They can't, it's 5 a.m.

Get the fuck out of my house.

Yeah,

what the fuck are you still doing here?

What do you say?

We all go.

Lindsay, we just cut it.

What do you say?

We all just go out for a hot dog for breakfast.

Hot dog for breakfast.

Hot dog for

breakfast.

Yeah.

Let me tell you a little story about a hot dog for breakfast.

My two friends are having the breakfast

iced coffee.

Not me though, no, thank you.

I have a big thermos of tea.

My big thermos from 1973, it's real fuck looking, it's about the size of a human head.

I have tea in it and I drink it up.

I have tea, hot dog and two dimmies every day for my breakfast.

I have hot dog breakfast.

Hot dog for breakfast.

Hot dog for breakfast.

Well,

well, sorry, I didn't mean to interrupt.

I didn't realize the song was still going.

Hey, alright, mate.

Why don't you join in, Mark?

Hey,

okay.

You want me to join in?

Alright.

Well, you guys have hot dogs for breakfast.

Seems to happen every day at 6 a.m.

And let me say,

I think that's a okay.

I wouldn't mind getting to bed now.

Got things to do.

Stories from the road.

Travels from the road.

Got things to do.

Gotta talk about them with my friends.

But I wanted to break.

Oh, the chorus is here.

Hot dogs for breakfast

hot dog for breakfast

at 6 a.m

now considering i wake up at 2 a.m and have a bowl of special cake before i leave the house you could argue that that hot dog is your lunch

i think that's your breakfast hot dogs for breakfast are my favourite thing i'm going to have hot dog for breakfast that's 6am

well we need to figure out the chorus

oh it's good it's so good to have hot dogs for breakfast.

You know you should be, cause it's very good.

But I want to know what kind of hot dogs, cause I'm getting different things.

Is the bunning snack count as a hot dog for breakfast?

Or oh, that's your lunch, bunning socks.

Bunning sausage on the weekend, that's maybe your lunch or something.

No, sir, that's not it.

Guys, hot dog for breakfast.

Guys, I'm gonna have to cut you off there.

I'm sorry, Mark.

I've got a little bit more of the song to play.

Alright.

Bowl of Sultana bran before I go.

That's more of a midnight snack.

A little bowl of a special cake or sultana bran, whatever.

I gotta try.

Keep going.

I was gonna say, I've gotta keep cutting you off until it gets to this bit because when this bit comes, I can't resist.

It's the best bit of the whole song.

It's got such a drive and it's really fun.

It takes you by surprise every time.

Please keep going.

Zach, over to you.

No, Wayne.

Wayne, my name's Lauren Vorrecken.

It's about time to hear from Wang and Man.

I have a hot dog for breakfast every single day.

Yum.

I'm gonna have to cut yous off here.

Tommy's hot, man.

I eat a hot dog for breakfast.

Yum.

No, I eat them every day.

Oh, that sounds good.

I eat them up.

Yeah, so do I.

Lindsay, cut it there.

Number seven, I remember.

Oh, well, there you go.

There you go.

Well, people voted it at number seven.

I'm just joking.

I'm not listening.

To the listener, we are not listening as we play them.

If I was listening, I'll tell you, can we redo it?

I'll do my real reaction.

Sure.

So good.

Yeah, have you heard that bit in Bok they have reportedly re-recorded in Wicked?

No.

The

sister, Sender Rosa,

the sister, she does this bit, we deserve each other, me and Buck.

And so it's become sort of a cult in the music theater world.

And so they've gone back and re-recorded it.

And then

they say paid to the cinemas again.

Because she just fucked up the law.

She's laughing through it, but it sounds a bit like me and Buck.

Me and Buck.

Anyway,

that's very.

I don't know if that could be, that's just Urban Legend.

I don't know if that's true.

I'm not going to go see the fucking film again.

I'll never fucking know.

I'm not going to look it up.

Yeah.

You're going to see part two, though, I bet.

Oh, sure.

We must see how it ends.

At number five, runner-up.

Number 10.

Fifth runner-up, number six.

Yes.

Oh, this is that last of this.

The winner of the second best.

Yeah, we should frame it.

We should not frame this as the top 10.

We should do what the 50 best restaurants does.

They do the 50 best restaurants, and then like the week before or the day before, they announce 50 to 100.

So this is the top five best auntie donner moments and this is six to ten like a little bonus yeah nice nice is it like triple j hottest 100 the day after yeah i love that's a better day yeah yeah the hottest 100 that's a better day yeah because there's more eclectic like there's enough Clearly, these are great songs, but the music is a bit more.

It's not fucking this year, it's going to be Sabrina Carpenter, Chapel Roan, Charlie XCX in top 10.

But is that really representative of Triple J?

No.

Do you know Sabrina Carpenter is 4'11?

They're tiny.

How on earth is she building houses?

She must be using ladders.

She must have a ladder on her at all times.

Mark, it was one of her ancestors that built houses.

It was not her that built houses.

Because the family names come from many people came from the trades of their family.

So what's happened here is probably four to five hundred years ago, maybe, what's that?

That's probably like, well, that's at least 15,

25 generations ago.

I thought her name was Sabrina the Carpenter.

On the father's line, the father's bloodline was a man who was a carpenter who had the same name as someone else in his village.

So they said, well, we shall call you Carpenter, for that is what you do.

Right.

That's her real last name, which I don't know.

Right.

Oh,

that's a hefty accusation.

What do you mean?

Yeah, Jesus.

These people don't go by their real names.

Come on, dude.

Wow.

Because she's just trying to make it in this world.

I think she's a liar.

How do we know that's show me your driver's license?

Why was Jesus' license?

Wow, bringing up driver's license now.

That's pretty rough.

Why?

Just because that's the song about the guy leaving Olivia Rodrigo for her.

Jesus, Broden.

I know what I said.

I didn't fucking pull no punches.

I'm a bitch.

Oh, hey, Broden, give me a hint and I'm going to guess the fifth runner-up of

the number one of the

bottom five of the top ten I would say potentially for the year the most offensive name of a podcast to me

oh football sucks well the second

the title of the of the clip I mean to say not the episode

no it's not football sucks

we can do it AFL is a poor man's game

an oath an oath

true soccer is the true football

No.

Think I watched a show in IView and then I came in with an idea.

Oh.

And it was surprise, surprise, railroaded and taken so much.

I think this is one that we tried to do multiple times.

Is that true?

Yeah.

I can't remember, though.

I don't have the mentality.

That's a journey, isn't it?

When you have an idea you're passionate about and takes seven episodes to get to it.

And it never gets right.

And then, well, yes.

What's the episode name, Lindsay?

Do you know the name of it?

It's Gardening Restoration with Vaughan Monk.

I thought that's what we did.

We did, but the clip is called Booze Soup.

That's fucked.

If you're just listening to the best ofs, well, but also, so it's an Averse Seen Gardening program set in Kynton.

They're visiting Vaughan Monk's garden.

Vaughan Monk has a dog that can rap.

I don't remember that.

Mark says he ate his own shit.

This is like AI, Donna.

Yeah, yeah.

Zach says he boils his shit in chippoo soup.

Enjoy!

Do you know, yesterday I ate a whole entire piece of my own shit?

Me too.

What?

What?

It's weird for a dog to talk.

It's not weird for a dog to talk, but it's weird for me to eat my own shit.

A little bit.

So as soon as a dog does something like a person,

we're all like, that's fine.

I I do something like a dog.

Well, I can be trained.

No, I don't think it's acceptable.

Dogs have the design to be able to, I guess, work through things with high bacteria levels in them.

They can eat raw food.

A human should not eat its own food.

I cooked the poo.

That doesn't make it difficult.

I boiled it into a soup.

I got it over 100 degrees.

You're the host of ABC Garden Restoration?

Yeah, I'm that guy.

I'm that guy, and I put my poo in a big pot of boiling water.

I boiled it for 10 minutes.

There were no gems.

Oh, I don't know about that, man.

It does make it for me.

It makes it for me slightly better.

Really?

Well, the back to you is better.

No, see, I think it makes it better.

As a dog who, you know, mostly I work off instinct.

I found the stink.

You like bands from the late 90s.

Oh, I fucking...

I froth Lincoln Park and Il Nina.

Surely, though, now that you can talk, with that comes...

Look, we don't know.

We don't know, but with that comes some cognition that allows for decisions beyond instinct.

Don't think you're off the hook about eating your boiled up shit either.

Well, because I was going to say,

I could understand the instinct of going, you see your own shit, you're like, oh, I want to know.

And then you just go for it.

But the preparation of boiling the shit, even though that might be better for your tami in the end, still doesn't make a lot of sense to me that you would go and put that much preparation into eating your own shit.

You've never thought to yourself, this is less for the dog, this is more for the person.

You've never thought to yourself, after a nice poo, you've never thought to yourself, God, that would make a nice warm poo soup.

You've never thought to yourself.

Me?

Yeah.

Me?

Vaughan Monk?

Yeah.

No.

Brody Kelly.

Yeah.

Do you?

I've done some fucked shit on the Arnie Dunn podcast, but this is truly the moment I know I'll never be a politician.

The poo soup is the thing that would bring me down.

You don't think you'll lead the Greens party to a Melbourne victory after this?

Nah, I'm not going to be a politician.

It would help some politicians.

Yeah, it would be like Kevin Rudd's strippers.

You know, I used to think that Zach was this unattainable hoity-toity type, but now that he now I know he likes poo soup like the everyman.

Well, he's thought about poo soup like the everyman.

It shows he's not perfect.

He has rough edges.

I was in New York City.

I was working at the consulate and the guys wanted some poo soup.

What was I gonna do?

That's a really funny.

Let's go.

That's a really fun.

funny...

Just doing the Kevin Rudd stripper scandal, but it's about Boo Soup.

You know, I actually quite like him a bit more now that I know he's eaten boo suit.

He's relatable.

He's relatable in a way I didn't think he was before.

You want to talk about my garden?

Why?

You got some fucking frames up.

You've done a bit of a screen in front of the fucking fence.

Did you watch the episode?

It looks good, but no, because yeah, I always do a fucking screen.

I know what you've done.

You've done some sand.

You've done some fucking plants.

different areas.

You've got to do it like rooms, like a house.

It's the same logic as fucking architecture.

All right, I'll see you in a couple of months.

And what a way to close out.

That was disgusting.

Part one.

Part one.

No, no, that wasn't part one.

No, that was.

There's only one top five episode, right?

There's only one.

There's only one top five episode.

So that was,

you know,

top five part two.

Top ten part one.

That was was auntie donna top five top five

six to ten it's top five six to ten that makes sense whatever the name of whatever the name of the restaurant best 50 list is they're 51 to 100 whatever that is and i think it's called restaurant 50 best restaurants 51 to 100.

i'm not putting my um restaurant this year into the good food guide action why not no you should oh okay i don't want to i don't want my restaurant in there all right mr attica

all right Mr.

Attica.

You can call me Ben Shuri, if you must.

Maybe I will.

Maybe I'll call you Chimichuri and I'll have you for lunch, gobble you up.

But do you know what?

If you called Ben Shuri Chimichuri and you gobbled him up,

that is...

Have you heard the note?

That is like teach a man to fish.

You've just eaten a man that could have made you dozens of lunches,

hundreds of lunches.

Yeah, but I've...

Because he has a very famous restaurant in Chef's Table in Melbourne called Attica.

So you were just saying you would eat one of Australasia's best chefs, gobble him up for lunch, you get one lunch out of that.

No, you would get a couple.

Yeah, I would say five at most.

A calm is a meal that you're cooking yourself.

One, two, three, four.

No, you get six, six to seven.

Sure.

I'll give him that.

Give him that.

Easy.

Easy.

And you're fine.

And that's if I'm just eating the meat.

But if you cook him, you've got a week of meals.

Let's go up to a month if you're really clever with how you're doing it, if you're freezing it, you know,

you have a month of meals.

You've lost an opportunity for a lifetime of delicious meals if you just kept him locked up.

All right, I won't do it.

I won't eat him.

I'll ring him.

You've convinced me.

But that is it, folks.

We'll be back next week as you enjoy your summer or deep winter break.

And we'll find out which ones, which top five you voted for.

And the official top five.

And we'll see

what you did there.

Is this what are you doing?

I'm trying to sort of wrap up.

Charmingly bring it to a close, but I lack the capability to do it.

No, you have the capability.

You're making a choice and I don't understand.

Let's see

what five

ramshackle adventures from Donna you've you've picked as your as your favorite and what is this?

What

is

it all for?

What order you've put them in?

You just tried to open Instagram three times on your phone and it didn't work once.

Let's go.

Stop the episode.

Stop the episode.

Stop the episode.

What's going on?

You need to talk about this?

Done.

You've been listening to the Auntie Donner podcast.

Thanks for joining us for another rip episode brought to you by auntie DonorClub.com.

See you next week.

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