Our Top Five Power Tools

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But I will say we never bank now. And as proof we never bank, we always have a thing.
That being said,

we all have the vaguest memory that this episode was meant to be about something,

that there was a topic for this episode,

but none of us can quite recall what it is. It's in the five weeks of Christmas.
It's during

that period. Yes, I believe.

I remember someone said, oh, an episode will be coming out on a day. Yeah.

And that day will be of note. Now, that day is in a couple of days because that's how quickly we do it.
We don't even even give our staff time to edit clips or edit the podcast now. Yeah.

They do crunch for you. Yeah, they crunch.
So it is in two days, one day, but I just can't remember what it is. So we're going to just sort of fill until we figure it out.
Top five power tools.

Top five power tools. Okay, now that is that what it was about? No.
It was something like that. But I think

we can talk about power tools until we figure it out. Grinders.

Number one for me has got to be nail gun. Love a nail gun.
I mean, there is a National Worship of Tools Day, which is March 11th.

Worship of Tools. That's what, yeah.
Do you know there's a flag? A country flag. Yeah,

I'm very aware. No, there's many flags.
Oh, right. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Do you know there's a flag with an AK-47 on it? Mozambique has an AK-47 on their flag. Is that their national animal?

No, it's a gun.

It has a gun, has a... Is a gun a power tool? Like a sickle as well.
A sickle and a pillow. And a book.
Oh, and a book. Well, then that's a balance.

I think we should just think of something to do to fill until we figure out what this episode was meant to be about. I think power tools is good.
I'm happy to be doing top five power tools.

Maybe I'll do a character. You do a character.
I think each of us do our top five power tools. They can't be the same ones.

I don't think power tools is what we were going to talk about today. It was something like that.
Yeah. It was a top five power something.
I'm ready to go.

All right, let's go. What are yours? Number five.
We'll start with number one the best one that's not how you do all this bro

build tension all right i think just get it out of the way just let me know the best i'm gonna go with number one first and that is a whipper snipper yeah nice how come i love the way it gets those cleans up that lawn also referred to as a weed whacker in some places

yeah in some places mark we're talking power tools here not your mouses and your little webcams well i mean in the world of fortnite that stuff can be very powerful we're talking about the things real men use?

I know. I re-upholstered a cat toy recently.

So I'm aware of tools. Okay, okay.

Number two. There's a little bit more in you than I thought.
Little buckaroony. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Little bucker. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

I like number two, a power drill that allows you to drill into brick. Fuck yes.
Yeah, it's you know what? That's referred to

as a hammer drill. Correct.
Yes.

A hammer drill,

I recently watched my partner use one as they put a retractable hose into our brick worker. Yes.
Do you like it? Because it goes, va-boom, va-boom, va-boom.

I look at brick and I say, you can't be beaten. And then I see.
You get a masonry drill part. You get a hammer drill.
Yeah. You go straight in there, man.
Yeah, yeah.

And now I've got a beautiful hose on the wall.

At number three, a spray gun. A spray gun? Not ray gun.
Not ray gun. No, not ray gun.
Who took home our hearts this year. Really? She.
Last week, she looks... She was so good last week.

Near unrecognizable

in those photos

on the cover of the magazine. Is that what you're talking about? No, I'm talking about last week at the Olympics when Ray Gunn

did that weird dancing. What's with the Ray Gunn dancing?

What do you mean what's with it? Have you seen Ray Gunn dancing? Yeah. Ray Gunn this, Ray Gunn that, Ray Gun this, Ray Gun that.
Everyone's talking about Ray Gun.

I thought she did a, I thought, you know, I thought she did a top-notch job. I think she I think I disagree.
I think it's a besmirchment on the game.

Yeah, you know, I saw a dance and I was like,

I remember saying out loud, I said, hell yes, Queen. Cool.
That was my reaction to it. Okay.

At number

the spray gun, though, not Ray gun. Right.
Spray gun. Let you paint quicker.
Uh-huh.

We did a whole fence in a morning. Really? Yep.
Really? Yep.

A whole fence.

Too loud? Daddy's got a headache.

At number four.

At number four.

Don't you have to have to whisper the whole thing. Yeah, yeah.
This just came in. Daddy was out a little late last night.
Take your headphones off.

Was that for Christmas Eve party?

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. It'd be around then, wouldn't it? Yeah.
Yeah.

Number four, Lorne Mower. Lorne Michaels.

No, Lorne Mower.

Stop taking the power tools that I'm saying and putting a name to them. I'm trying to understand

that in my world.

Do you understand?

I just said Spray Gun, and you went Ray Gun, the dancer who shamed Australia at the Olympics. Some would say,

others would say, yes, go for it. Do you know what I think? I think Ray Gunn represented our culture perfectly.
Right. And exactly as we deserve it.

But then you turn around and then I say lawnmower and you say Lorne Michaels. Well, do you understand that I don't know what a lawnmower is? I don't know what that does.

I presume it does something with your lawn. Natural or electric.
But I do know who Lorne Michaels is. He's the most powerful figure in our world, the world of sketch comedy.

To me, he is the greatest power tool. He is your lawnmower.
He is to me what a lawnmower is to you because I'm a mover shaker in the comedy world.

I'm shocked that you do not think of Lorne Michael that way. No, I think of, I just see my lawn too long and I say, let's get that.
Oh, is that what it does?

Yeah. At number five, this is your least favorite power tool in the world.
No, no, no, no, no.

Least favourite of his top five.

The Hitler stick. What's the Hitler stick? Oh, it's just an awful

Hitler stick. Yeah, he's a bad guy.
That's why I hate it. Yeah.
No, you're my top five tower tools. Yeah.
Tower tools. Tower tools.
What's yours?

That's your top five tower tools, starting with number one. A crane.

how you're gonna build that tower without that crane

yeah yeah yeah you need a crane number two those uh laser things that get make sure the ground is even yeah you know those little laser leveler leveler but the ones where they shoot it across the path laser leveler yeah

number

three

gotta be number three's gotta be welder oh yeah welder yeah very nice yeah yeah yeah yeah how you're gonna make that steel stick to that other piece of steel when someone says that they love that that that tool i go well duh.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Because I've got these two beams

and I need them to be one. How am I going to do that

without a welding apparatus? Duh. Yeah, well.
Oh.

Now, number four. Did you not get that the first time I did that? No, I did not.

But you are the guy who would do that. You're the one that does that shit.

Straight over my head.

Well, duh. Yeah.
Yes, a welder. Yeah.

Number four, a little bit of a controversial choice.

Some of you might not consider this a tower tool, but it's a piece of machinery or multiple pieces of machinery used in the process of making a tower. It's the truck.

Yeah. A lot of towers now are modular, particularly the hotels, particularly as inner cities.
This makes me think of an interesting question, though. What is a tool? What is a tool?

What is a tower tool? I know some of you act like them sometimes.

Get out of here, man. If you ever show me that kind of disrespect again, I'm out of the group.
I'm so sorry. He's not joking.
I'm sorry. That was so disrespectful.
I'm not at all.

No, no, no. I understand that.
I was.

Gotcha. Gotcha.

I was doing a prank. You did a Joe Pesci on you in the

other fellas. A little prank there.

Well, why not Kimbra?

Pardon me? Why not Kimbra?

What do you mean? I don't understand.

Why not Kimbra? A little prank. Somebody I used to know.

Kimbra. Featuring Kimbra.

What about Kimbra? Did I say somebody I used to know?

Featuring Kimbra. But why are we talking about Kimbra? Because you brought her up.
Why did I bring up Kimbra? And you were talking about her music. When you said Tricture.

Tricture Kimbra. Right.
Right, right, right, right, right, right, right. Somebody I used to know.
Hey, I'm so sorry if that created a weird vibe when I was like, well, fuck you. Don't call me a tool.

I had a mild panic attack. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I felt my chest tighten.

But as soon as you said Tricta, Tricta, it reminded me of that song.

Kimbra. Featuring Kimbra.

No, I believe the name of the song is Kimbra.

I think it's somebody I used to know.

It's about a guy and a girl who used to know someone named Kimbra. Right.

Now, number five. Now you're just somebody that I used to know called Kimbra.
Kimbra.

That's why Kimbra comes in and sings that verse.

Because he's singing that. And I am Kimbra.

Yeah, she's talking from the perspective of Kimbra.

So there's two perspectives. There's a perspective

Tricto, and there's the perspective of Kimbra.

There's a perspective of the lead singer, someone who used to know Kimbra, and then Kimbra represents Kimbra in the song. I am Kimbra.

She's like, you know, well, you know, like, because he's like, he gave,

he broke up with Kimbra, I presume.

He's singing from the perspective of Kimbra's ex-boyfriend.

And then Kimbra is playing Kimbra.

Does this make sense?

So, Gautier

in the song, somebody I used to know

is singing from someone who has dated Kimbra not Gautier so now because I think what you're thinking right now is who's to say that this song that Gautier wrote who's to say that it's not from the perspective of Gautier yes and Kimbra is so

strange

a lot of people might think that this song is about Gautier and somebody he used to know and Kimbra is playing that person. Not true.
Kimber is playing Kimbra. That's the twist.

Does this make sense? Gautier is playing someone who dated Kimbra. Yeah, Kimbra.
And Kimbra is playing Kimbra.

So Gautier sat down as purely intellectual exercise and thought to himself, I don't used to know anybody, but imagine if I was somebody that used to know Kimbra.

Do you understand? And then he thought about it. And it's amazing that the lyrics are so personal and so raw and it had such an impact on the world because it was purely an intellectual exercise.

I mean, the only alternative is that he was singing from his own perspective and then Kimbra came in and sang as the other person. And he wrote the song so probably like statistically.

You think that's more likely? Yes. You think that's more likely than Gorjev sitting down

singing a song from the perspective of...

Why did he ask Kimbra to sing it then? She was probably available. Great.
He liked her voice. Yeah.

Yeah.

But also because she's the only one that can play Kimbra.

Do you understand?

Meryl Streep, I think, could do that. There's some good actors, but I think he would have gone

Lisa McHugh. My question is, do you think someone else is going to play Kimbra? And then they're like, well, we could ask Kimbra.

And you're number four,

Tower Tool. Tower Tool, go be one of the wench.

Yes. As in...
What is a wench? As in

like a witch. Dismissive.

Oh, right. Yes.
Or a pulley system. Pulley system.
The pulley.

Am I right? A wench is a pulley, yes? No? Well, there's two meanings. I don't need to go into the first one.
Yeah, no, no, no. I'm not using such sexist,

archaic terminology as that. Well, that says archaic here, actually, is in the definition.

Habitually associated. No, I know.
No, no, let's not go into that. No, both.

I don't think.

I think I'm a winch, maybe.

Winch! A winch. I meant to say winch.
I would hate if you're...

I don't want anyone sitting at home thinking that I

wench to build a tower. No

no winches don't build towers. A winch, a winch.

What is a winch? What's the definition of a winch? A winch is, of course, a hauling or lifting device consisting of a rope and chain winding around a horizontal rotating drum.

See, everything is a drum. Mark, I've got a question for you.
What are your favourite, favourite flavours? Flavorite. What are your favourite

flavours?

What are your flavourite flavours? What are your favourite flavours? Flavorite flavours in general?

Well, there's only five flavours, so what are your favourite flavours? What do you mean there's only five? Are you talking about the basic flavours? There's not only five. Sweet.

There's not only five. Sweet, umami, sour.

You are forgetting. You are forgetting dirt.

Dirt. No, but you're forgetting.
It's just a combination of it. Where does dirt sit?

Where does dirt sit if it's not its own flavour palette?

It depends on the dirt. No.
It sits on its own. But dirt would be like kind of a quite a, I would say it's like quite a savory.
No.

You say dirt isn't a flavor, but then you go, well, this wine was grown in this dirt and it tastes like this.

And it's different to that wine, which was grown in that dirt. You know what?

My knowledge of these things

is so far past its limit right now. Dirt is a flavor.
You think dirt is a flavor? Dirt is a flavor. So that's number five for you? Yeah.
Or one? It's number five. Can you err towards the known...

Can you err towards... Can

umamis and sweets and some

is number four? You know, just a couple for Zach. Dirt and muck.

I'll just fill in. I've got this Zach.
We'll have a couple of, we'll get some bowl of chips for the table. We'll have a sweet and sour pork.
We will have

a prawn toast. For the mukbang.
Umami. Is that what it is? Prawn toast.
Yeah. And then a Coke for me.
Yeah.

I'll get a Coke Zero. Coke no sugar, thank you.
We'll have a peach iced tea. Peach iced tea.

And then, so. Oh, actually, I'll make that a Coke.
I've got a show tonight.

A couple of pizzas. What are you doing?

Pizza and Chinese?

Where are we? Edinburgh? This is my dream of a place.

And where I get chips, I get honey, chicken, you know, sweet and sour pork, and I'm getting pizzas. That's very Edinburgh.
That's like your

monkey's paw, isn't it? You can have all the foods you want, but they're mushy and salty. Edinburgh.

And no one will will come see your show

oh no we sold pretty well yeah we did pretty well well i just but if i'm talking to a young person going to edinburgh what i'm saying to them is you get good crowds you wake up the next morning one ticket sold get out there flyer again you're tired get out do that set on the royal mile get out and do that variety show get called a horrible thing doing a sketch character then you do that show you're exhausted go to bed wake up the next day one again

again yeah and you're off you're off to the race and it's always that same person

and that

one fucking team. And you're thanking

me. Thank you for coming.
Hey, I'm back for the show.

Oh, hello. I hate them.

Slop would be number three. You're serious, bro.
Dirt, muck, slop. Dirt, muck, and slop.
Yeah. You like all these flavors? I don't like them.
I'm ranking them.

You don't have a lot of room for the yummy ones left. Like what?

And then sweet and sour.

So you like slop more than umami? Yeah, I do.

You're fucking loco.

Yeah, man.

Bro, you're fucking loco.

Take him through them again. Flavorite

flavorite flavours. Dirt.
Dirt. Dirt.
Muck. Muck.
Muck is like the stuff at the top of a sewer pipe.

Yeah. Yeah.

It's interesting.

It's an interesting flavor. Yeah.
And you like that more than

I like it more than slop.

You like it? sloping? No, less than slop. What are the other flavours?

Dirt, muck, slop. Slop.
You like the top. Sweet and sour.
And then sweet and sour. Yeah, sweet and sour.
Sour number one. Oh, yeah.
Yeah, I do like sour.

Yeah, and give me a sour slop and I'm in heaven. All right, here's my question to you through.
Christmas.

What about it? I don't know.

It just popped into my head. Yeah.

Anyway, sorry about that. I don't know why I said that.
I'm so sorry I said that. It's all right.

I don't know why it was just sort of like an involuntary. I'd be more sorry about one of your favorite tower tools being a truck than I would be about to do.
Are you really serious right now?

You don't think it's a tower tool? I knew it was controversial. I don't think it's a tower tool, no.
Okay. No, I think it's

just. What is a tool? Yeah, yeah, no, that was my question.
I'm looking at two right now. Yeah, I was going to say Donald Trump.
Excuse me?

What did you just say?

I called you both

in a jocular fashion.

Context is important. Yeah, no, that is.
But just before we do, Lindsay, can you just note that Mark made a joke about Donald Trump?

Just make a note.

If the fall of the American Empire has occurred by the time this episode comes out, you might want to cut it.

Or just, but if it's fine,

leave it in. You know what I mean? Just test the waters is what I would say if this was banked.

But it's not. We are recording this

today on December 24th. Now,

did you want to drill down on the tool thing and why I said that?

You know what?

At first I was like, what the fuck? What the fuck? You know,

you were mad, yeah. What the fuck, why would you call me a tool? You're a tool.
Fuck you. But then he was joking.
And then I was like, wait a second, what is the nature of this podcast?

It's about three mates having a laugh. You're a bloke.
Yeah, you're a bloke. That's how you're.
You're a flesh and blood man. Yeah, thanks, dickheads.

See, again, right now, my first instinct is like, fuck you, you're a fucking dick. Fuck you.
I'll fucking kill you. No, but he's joking.
I'll fucking kill you.

You're like, oh, wait a second, that's our blokes joke. It's a bloke joke.
Yeah. And that's what I got to remind myself.
Well, wait a second, that's a bloke joke.

Let's give some examples of bloke jokes. Okay, so I'm going to set up a scene where you two are blokes.
Yeah. And you're about to, one of you is going to fire off a rip a bloke joke, okay?

A bloke joke. Where are we? We're at the football.
So we finished our football season. Which code? Which code? Which code? Let's leave it generic for our NSW.

I don't want to alienate our NSW followers.

It's high school, year 12. Can I just say, though, when you do leave it generic, you make it more broadly accessible, but you are losing the magic of the specificity.
But I don't... So does NRL...

go to Bali after their season? I don't know. Well, then let's go with AFL then.
But it's not AFL. It's just, it's not,

you know, it's not AFL. It's just Aussie rules.
We're just a local country team. Yes.

Some of our players are paid. You're one of the paid players.
You come in from the city. You played for VFL for a time.
Now you come to our country town

on Saturdays. How well are you paid?

I'd get cashies. I'd get a cash, you know, an envelope with two grand in it for a game kind of deal.

And he comes down, he helps us out. He doesn't have to practice with us.
He sometimes does, but for the most part, he doesn't. He just comes and kicks a lot of goals.
Nice. You're that guy?

But you've very generously come to Bali with us.

Yeah, for sure. Okay.
And why am I in this scene? We're all in Bali together. And one of you is going to give a rip a bloke joke.

Right. Yeah, he's the bloke joke.
Or do we need to say who's going to give the bloke joke? No, we've just set the scene. All right.
Well, here we are in Bali.

Yep.

we're we've uh booked into the hotel would you blokes like a beer uh yeah I'd love a beer no thanks a glass please yeah no thanks I'm not drinking for this trip okay now here's where the bloke joke will come yeah yeah

do you want to do it or oh I thought he was going to do the is he not doing it well yeah I it was a bloke joke what I was doing is a bloke joke but I think a real bloke joke I think we can have an opportunity for two bloke jokes yeah so let's hold off on my bloke joke reveal my bloke trick yeah my bloke joke trick okay I'll do I'll give you bloke joke later one yeah oh you're not drinking are you worried it'll get stuck in your dress

right and then I'll say I'll say no no it's just me and the misso are doing dry July

right now if one of you want to say something derogatory about my partner that would be a bloke joke I don't I don't feel super comfortable

You don't want to say something derogatory about my partner? Because she's encouraged me to not drink when away with the boys.

Now, a bloke joke here would be to say something cruel and derogatory about her.

Maybe implying,

even though there's been signs that I've been a bad partner. I'll give you an example.
She's got you by the long and curlies. Yeah.
Right, okay.

An implication that perhaps she has more power in this relationship than I do. Oh, yeah, I got one.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Gee, I can tell who's wearing the pants in that relationship. Right.
And that's great because that's kept a thematic costume link to my bloke joke. Yes.
Pants are for boys, dresses are for girls.

Now, these are not my opinions. No, these are the opinions of the bloke joke.
This is bloke joke. Bloke joke.
This is the bloke joke you're not. And do I approve of it? No.

What I'm trying to do is remind myself not to.

If my feelings are, your feelings can be hurt, but if my feelings are hurt by a bloke joke, I try to say it's just a bloke joke.

Just let it run down my back like the water on a duck.

Okay, so then you've, and then so you've had two bloke jokes directed at you. And now I will close out the bloke joke and say,

boys, I was bloke joking. Great.
Of course I'm not A. And then after A, I would say something horrifying.
Horrifically,

horrifically

something indefensibly cruel. Yeah.
A word that has been heard by people as they are being killed.

But you would go, ha, ha, ha, ha.

And then we'd drink the night away and then we'd drink the night away. Yeah, this is how the bloke joke worked

Now you were not doing a cruel bloke joke, but it was a bloke joke

and I just say to myself it's a bloke joke

I'll let that like like the slippery like the smooth coagulated water on the waterproof feathers of a duck. I let it run

yeah

Because there's all this water that's come off the duck's back. Why aren't we bottling it and then calling it water from the duck's back?

This is like a Bell Delphine kind of thing? No, no. Just as like

you've got Mount Franklin, water from Mount Franklin. Right.
You've got

Mount Fuji. Mount Fuji.
Mount Fuji, the delicious waters, but they're not instantaneous.

Let him finish his list of

waters. But before you do, list your waters, then I want to set you up for your

you've got pump. Water from the pump.

Pump that out of the ground. They pump that out of the ground, right? All

Coal's, Coal's water.

Water from Coles.

Water from, I believe, from coal. Yeah.

Right?

From coal. That's not true.

It's not. I know Cole, and he's never offered me water.
Right.

Anyway. Okay, yep, yep, yep, yep, yep.
Every water

is from somewhere. All right, now can I do the setup? Is that okay? Yeah.
But obviously, it's for you.

Is this a bloke joke? No, no, no, no, no. What I'm saying is, all those waters, they're good.
They're yummy, fresh.

I love their minerals. Some have

different pH levels. But my issue with those waters, Mark, is they don't instill me with a sense of fortitude.

They don't instill me with a sense of resilience.

But water water from the duck's back

potentially would. And then I would say to you, I think that's more of a metaphor.

Talking about the fact that the water doesn't get in touch with the duck's back and you need to treat the insults. There's no scientific difference.
No,

it touches the duck's back. It touches the feather, but it's talking about the waterproof quality of the feathers.
Exactly.

And what I'm saying is there's no scientific difference to that water, and you're a charlatan.

What I'm saying is if you try to sell that water

to vulnerable ducks.

I don't understand what he's doing.

What have you done? I don't understand what's fucking ticked him off to the point where he's at boiling. I feel like I'm in my kitchen.
I've put on a cup of tea

and I'm just ready to pour that cup of tea

and the kettle screaming. Well, here's the tea.
You're a charlatan. Mark, what's the best way to treat this?

Probably with a knife. I would say just water off a duck.

Oh, right. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
No, you know what? Stab Zach. You know what this is to me?

This is water. This is like water off a duck's back, which I will bottle and sell to the masses.
And, Mark, I was doing a bloke joke. Fuck.

I don't give a fuck about your water, whatever the fuck that is. Well, that's because I'm not going to allow you to invest in this company.
I don't want to fucking invest in it.

I'm investing, like a bloke. I'm investing all of mine and my partner's money in NFT.
No, AI now. AI now, yeah, yeah.
In AI shares. I am not checking with her if that's okay.

It's a bloke joke. I'm taking our money the same way that I put it into NFTs two years ago.
Now I'm putting our money into shares in AI companies and machine learning companies. Yeah.

And now's for the reveal. We knew it was Christmas all along.
We knew that today was Christmas Day, but we wanted to give you a fucking reprieve from all the shit.

Some podcasts have been doing Christmas episodes for five weeks. Yeah.

They can get fucked. Yes, this was a Christmas episode.
By about two o'clock in the afternoon on Christmas Day, you're done with it. Give me something else to watch.

Give me something else to talk about. Yeah.
I got all this ham piling up. Black pud.

Black pud. In case anyone's listening on Christmas Day, sometimes they listen the day after or whatever.
But if anyone's listening on Christmas Day, they might want to watch pud. Oh, yeah, watch pud.

Yeah. I mean, also,

every Christmas, three o'clock,

I just want a bloke joke. I know.
Just to switch off a classic bloke joke just to get me through the rest of the day.

Something that it'll just knock me out.

Now, you might have heard a few bloke jokes at the Christmas table. Maybe your uncle or your dad or your stepdad made a few bloke jokes.
They hurt your feelings. Call them out.

If you feel safe to do so. Otherwise, just come listen to our podcast.
Yeah, they are silly little bloke jokes. But we hope Santa came.
I hope Santa.

Well, I think now that Santa has some time off, hopefully he'll be able to come. Yeah.
It's stressful. Sometimes Sometimes he can't get there.
I don't think he'd be coming much on Christmas.

But it just gets in his head sometimes and he just can't. Do you reckon he maybe just quickly rubs one out?

I think it's, yeah, like sometimes it's to just do it in the, I guess, the back of the sleigh when the...

Yeah. When them deer, when them deer ain't watching.

But that is all to say, we hope you and your family have a wonderful holiday season.

Merry Christmas. Happy holidays.
Happy year, Hanukkah.

Now the tradition starts of our best ofs and the ones you voted for, and we hope you enjoy them. And Broden, Merry Christmas to you.
Oh,

thanks.

Mark, Merry Christmas to you. Merry Christmas to you, sir.

And if anyone wants to wish me a Merry Christmas again. I just did.
I literally just did. Broden, did you want to? I did.

I don't remember you.

Did you? You did. Do you want to do it again?

You've got to let it go, ma'am.

I'll do it again.

I'll do it if you do yours again because.

Just let it go, ma'am.

Guys, I was bloke joking.

I don't give a fuck about this Christmas shit. May you have a great day of bloke joking.
But thank you for a little bit more water for my company.

Yeah, all right. Because you took all of that.
It was like water off a duck's back. Yeah, all right.
Capturing that in a bottle. Okay, yeah, yeah.
It's just my sweat and urine. Yeah.

You can sell my sweat and urine? I'll filter it.

I'll filter it.

Okay, whatever, bro. You can drink your own piss.
Whatever, bro. And on that note, see you next week.
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