Party Quirks 14 with Sam

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We've got a very special guest in this week, Sam Lingham.

Hello.

Sam, tell us a little bit about who you are and what your involvement is with the Auntie Donna podcast.

Well, I am Sam Lingham.

I work with Auntie Donna, you know, as a writer mainly, and I've done some podcasts in the past.

You might know Sam, best known for his character bobby t also he played judas in the early days of the podcast

um we're gonna do something a little bit different here really yeah a little bit crazy so there was a game there's an improv game called party quirks yeah what's that uh well the idea is you come to a party one person is hosting the party all of the guests have a quirk and the host has to guess that quirk.

We've changed it a little bit.

We've mixed it up in our rehearsals, on the podcast, and also in multiple seasons of a Grousehouse web series.

We now call it Most Upsetting Guessing Game.

And what we do is the quirks are really, really hard and fucked.

So

we thought it would be fun to play that on the podcast

for something a little bit different.

Now, just mix it up.

So we started as a rehearsal thing and became a podcast thing.

Podcast there.

And then it became a video filmed thing.

Yes.

And then it became a live

show.

And you were going to try that live concept as a podcast.

Yeah.

Yes.

Well, it'll probably be more like, I was thinking we would do it like how we used to do it on the podcast.

Oh, and have done it on the podcast.

Okay.

Yeah.

A number of times.

Yeah.

That's what I'm trying out here or what we're trying out here.

Don't know if it'll work, but give it a go.

Just doing the podcast one again.

Yeah.

Yeah.

All right.

Who's out?

I believe I'm going out, the guests.

Goodbye, Mark.

Okay, great.

Good mark.

Good luck, everyone.

Chookers, I believe they say in the theater world.

I believe they do.

Or break a leg.

Break a leg.

There he goes.

There he goes.

Title.

Heading out.

Heading out there.

Who wants to start?

I can start with one.

Please, Sam, please.

You are the cerebral assassin.

The cerebral assassin.

Zach, you're a motorcycle and you've got a very loud engine.

Great.

I'm going to write that down so I don't forget it.

A motorbike with a very loud engine.

You know, it's just very loud engine, you know,

just a normal motorbike.

But is it making sound in the room?

Yeah, it's making, you know, you know, you know how motorbikes sound?

Yeah, yeah.

How they go,

yeah, yeah, yeah.

So he's just got a very loud engine.

Yeah.

Could you imagine if you're having a party and that sort of intruded into the

motorbike with a loud engine?

You're all.

That's great.

That's very challenging.

Broden, you are made all of jelly.

Yeah, classic.

Yes, you're made all.

Is he Broden or is he?

Yes.

Yeah.

He's Broden.

He's made of jelly.

I think that's hard enough.

And Sam.

What are we doing?

Sam, you are,

you are, you are.

Don't push me.

I'm not used to acting too much.

You are feeling a little bit...

Topsy-turvy.

You are, you are struggling to...

Yeah, you're top heavy.

I'm top heavy.

Yeah.

You need a haircut.

Once he guesses all of them,

the game is over.

Yeah.

And we're trying to fill.

We've done this one before.

So once he guesses all of them, we go, oh, we thought it'd be funny to make it easy.

The game's over.

Do we want to fill with anything else?

Then the next layers are underneath that.

Yes, great.

Okay, great.

What are the other layers?

Broden?

Zach, you are a

WWF attitude era wrestler

who is seeing all of your friends die

through drug abuse, through brain trauma,

and all like falling, like just awful things, and you're worried that your time is coming.

Great.

That's very dark.

Okay, Broden.

Broden.

You are Mitchell Osama.

All right.

Who's Mitchell Osama?

You are the brother of Osama bin Laden.

Not a real person.

No.

But you are often

confused with Michelle Obama.

Mitchell Osama, the brother of Osama bin Laden, who's mistaken for Michelle Obama.

No, I don't like any of that.

Cut that.

You are.

You are.

You are gray.

Gray.

You are gray gravy.

grey gravy grout,

which is a type of gravy thick enough to use as a grout on your tiles.

Grey gravy grout.

Yeah, gray.

Can I add to that?

You also, you keep getting distracted by

the advert.

Out the window, listeners, there's an ad for listeners.

Tommy and Carrie in the middle.

And I keep seeing Tommy Little and Carrie in the morning, and

I keep looking at it as it moves.

So very subtly, you keep.

You just look over there.

Yeah.

Good for an audio one, that is.

Sam.

Yeah.

This is a very relaxed.

Sam.

Strange tone for.

The brown note.

You know, like in season one of South Park, there's a brown note that makes you poo yourself.

I've heard of the brown note.

Yes, yes.

You've got the frown note.

The frown note.

I've got the frown note.

You are, you are responsive to the frown note.

So whenever a certain note is hit in the chromatic scale,

you frown.

But we're not playing music or anything.

Yeah.

Yeah.

So you should never come across.

No, yeah, okay.

Okay.

You're fantastic.

I just want to add another one to you.

Please, please, please.

Oh, no, I'll add one to Sam.

Sam,

you

don't know what toes are,

you don't know what fingers are, okay?

But you know you've got these things,

but I don't know what they are.

Well, you know about them, you know all their uses, but you've never heard them referred to as toes or fingers.

Yes, yep, and in fact, any word that is used to describe them, any word that is used to convey them, is not in your vocabulary.

Yep, so typing, yeah,

Pointing.

Poking.

None of these words are in your vocabulary.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Tiptoeing doesn't mean that.

Tiptoeing.

Any word that is used to describe the actual

things,

you don't know.

You also don't know the word fingers and toes, but you know about them.

You use them all the time.

Yeah.

Yeah.

You agree.

On this second layer of things, can they only be expressed like

they're not actively out there?

Yeah.

They're just in us.

They come out when he probes us on them.

Yeah.

Otherwise, we're just normal, each of us.

We're just flying,

and that is a liar.

Should we...

For all of us?

Yeah.

Should we wrap up so that he doesn't think there's too much going on?

Yes.

Bring him in, Lins.

Okay.

So once he gets us, then we go into this new plane of just.

Hi, Mark.

Hey, Mark.

Hi, Mark.

Welcome to Party Quirks.

It's a hard one.

It was relatively quick.

Oh, was it?

That was relatively quick.

Well, it's a half-hour pod.

Felt relatively quick.

All right.

Let's do it.

That's a hard one.

That was relatively quick.

It's a hard one.

Well, look, I'm here at my party.

I'm having a great time.

Knock, knock, knock.

My first guest has arrived.

Vroom, vroom, vroom, vroom, vroom, vroom.

You're a race car.

Vroom,

vroom.

You're a.

Vroom, vroom, vroom.

You're a 1999 Mitsubishi Magna station wagon.

Vroom, vroom.

Motorbike.

Vroom, vroom, vroom.

Oh, you're a loud motorbike.

What's loud about sensitive ears?

Vroom, vroom.

The engine.

You're a loud motorbike engine.

Ding, ding, ding.

Ding, ding, ding.

Really?

Come in.

You're made of jelly.

Yes.

Come in.

Hey, Mark, how you doing?

You having having a good day?

No, I am just Sam, but you're leaning from side to side.

Just be careful there.

I'm trying to talk into this microphone, but I'm having a bit of trouble trying to get it.

Do you want us to put some weights on your legs just to even it out?

Maybe it would.

Are you unbalanced?

I am a little unbalanced, but in what particular way, Mark?

Oh, no.

Put some weights on your legs

down this side.

Are you a boy?

Or boys are a buoy?

Oh, I'm

why do they bounce around like that?

Because they're in the water and they're hollow inside.

With the weight boys around.

Where is the weight in the

at the bottom?

So that's not what he's doing, is he?

No.

He's standing on the ground.

So if he's not bottom heavy, what is he?

Top heavy.

Ding, ding, ding, ding, ding.

Wow, you're a new record.

You're so good at this.

You're so good at this, Mark.

Is there a lot?

Okay, so obviously the game's not over, right?

It's over.

It's over.

The game's over.

Yeah, we kind of got over it.

You're a loud motorbike engine.

Yeah.

You were made of jelly.

Yeah.

Which is the go-to

of Zach, yes.

Yeah, I love the made of jelly.

And you were top heavy.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yep.

And there's nothing else.

No.

No.

No, no, no.

We got over the idea after you left and we just thought wouldn't it be funny to make a really easy one.

Plus, you love breaking records, you've broken the record.

It's good.

I also find it really funny just to...

Let's come back to it.

Let's come back to the game.

Let's remember what's fun about it.

Let's not get lost in this.

Yeah.

Yeah, right do we want to maybe we can just we didn't really how long is that

how long okay well let's just uh talk about the episode that was how did we feel about that game what else is going on

all right so either something real deep's going on no not at all man it's something like dark no it's something that i'll never get

And that is designed to make me look like an idiot.

Why would we do that?

Why would we do that, man?

Let's just talk about the episode.

do you want to do something else for the rest of the app

what else would we do up to you really man i'm an entertainer i can i can i can riff i mean i'm good on a microphone i can fill i can fill easily that's what i'm best at i've got them all and the episode's done

i'm the best at filling we're done here man

And if you want me to talk, I can talk.

I can literally talk on my own.

To fill.

That's like one of my main skills, man.

We can pretend we're at the party.

Be delicious and fill.

You're all...

What?

We're done here, man.

You want to wrap it up?

No.

You've got to be here.

No, I don't want to wrap it up.

You've got to wrap it up.

No, no, no, no, no, no.

No, no, no.

You've got an opportunity.

You got me in the room.

I don't know how much longer I'm going to be here.

So

should we just call it a short episode?

No.

Because the game is still going.

So I'm not a fucking idiot.

It's not still going, man.

You're full of shit.

What do you mean?

You

are all

the quirk that you're all doing is that

you're trying to convince me that the game is over

when it is not in, in fact, it is not over.

If that was a quirk, we would ding ding ding now.

Now, sure, it might just be a thing we decided to do, but you're not going to ding, ding, ding me when I get it right.

I would not have quirk.

I can't.

Some things can't.

You can't ding, ding, ding.

The game's over, Mark.

Because someone is the holder of the.

Someone is the holder.

Someone,

There is one of you amongst us What do you mean?

Who they are the only one that can make the call and it's not Broden that the game is actually over

What are you talking about now?

The game's over no no no it's not no it's not

No, it's not it was a really good game remember when he was a motorbiker Yeah, and then you guessed it based on his acting I'm happy to keep filling if you want man.

Do you want do you want to just do another podcast?

Like I haven't done many podcasts, but you put a microphone in front of my face, I can talk, I can, I can film.

I know, I know you can.

You're all very talented boys.

Play another game of party.

Well, these guys, yeah, we can start another game.

You want to start another game?

Is one of your things that you have to convince me to start another game?

No, what do you?

There's something else going on, though.

Man, what are you talking about?

But you're in the night.

But if I ask, you're going to tell me it's not.

If I ask,

why would we do that?

If I, because, because that's the that's the fucked nature of the game if i ask

the quirk is that if i

oh fuck i forgot

it's not the quirk me what no but you're gonna tell me no matter what you were gonna deny no matter what to the death that the game is over but could it not be that we just agreed to do that what

You're focusing on this like it's a quirk, this layer.

Yeah.

If it is a layer.

Yeah.

Could it not just be that we just agreed to do it it's not a quirk it's so you're trying to convince me

you zach yeah are trying to convince me that it's oh god that it's oh no the words i don't have them you're trying to convince me that the game is that this part of the quirk is not a quirk or a layer because couldn't it just have been

That we were like, oh, and then we'll do this.

And then there are, maybe there are more quirks.

Yeah, no, because you're

like, how do you?

Because you're really focusing on this.

You haven't had a ding, ding, ding.

Now you're thinking maybe that's part of it.

What if it's just not part of it?

Because Broden can't ding, ding, ding.

Broden can't ding, ding, ding, ding.

But what if you need to just focus on other things?

You're incapable.

What if I'm actually helping you right now, Mark?

Did you consider that?

Yes, I, yeah, I am trying to.

Yes.

What if my advice is to move on from that layer?

I'm not black or white, man.

Just move on.

Keep digging.

Okay, okay.

It's not black or white.

I'm not black or white.

Okay.

You're not black or white.

When none of us are black or white.

You know what I mean?

It's not black and white.

What is it?

Somewhere in the middle.

What is it?

Gray.

It's gray.

It's gray.

Ding, ding, ding.

But the game's over, man.

Because

you know what I'm like and you know that I wouldn't be.

The game's over, but yes.

Ding, ding, ding, he is gray.

You're just gray.

Yes.

And you're saying yes.

Do you want to just keep going with the podcast, man?

Because the game's over.

Yeah, I do want to keep going.

I'm an entertainer.

I do want to keep going with the podcast.

For years, let's drop it.

Years, for years, me and my friends, we would talk.

One of the most important skills for me is to be able to talk into a microphone.

You can put in, sometimes it's scripted.

A lot of the time, I'll just talk.

You've convinced me.

Let's move on.

Yeah.

I don't want to play party quirks anymore after this break.

And we're back.

So we're just going to feel, we're going to do a different podcast now.

All right.

What would you like to talk about?

I could talk about my career if you want.

Sure.

Well, what do you want to know?

I would like to know the struggles that you have been through personally.

Yeah, no, great question.

Listen,

at the time, I was having an amazing time.

You push your body really hard,

but it's what I always wanted to do.

Ever since my dad first took me as a kid, I knew I wanted to be up there.

I had the best time.

It was an incredible time for us.

You should have a lot of water.

That's really important to me.

To stay hydrated.

To be having

a lot of not too much water, I become too

you want to stay thick?

Yeah, thick.

A bit of water is important.

Because you're a sponge.

No.

Absolutely.

No, you're not a sponge.

I mean, it's

humans would be terrible if they can imagine them.

You can't have a different podcast.

You want to convince me.

We were all done.

You were all.

We were all done.

We're done.

You are done.

So that wasn't just me.

Yeah, you got us.

I got you.

You got it.

You finished the game.

Remember when I was topsy-turvy?

He was a motorbike.

Top heavy.

Jelly.

Top heavy, sorry.

Jelly.

Top heavy.

No, no.

You got it.

That was a mistake.

You got it.

Yeah.

He was jelly.

The thing is that I got it.

You got it.

That's a quirk.

I did it.

You did get us.

I completed the game.

Yeah, yeah.

I won.

But you were asking me a question.

Because you wanted to do a different podcast about your life.

No, what was your question?

My question was about your personal struggle.

It's been hard in the last few years.

You know, I miss a lot of them.

And

I know that I went through the same stuff as them, you know, and we really put our bodies on the line.

And

some good guys, some good guys have had

shocking.

And I just don't think, you know, we weren't unionized.

We're still, they're still not unionized.

We're contractors.

And I just look at...

The miners?

No, the miners have better unions than us.

The miners.

have better unions than us.

And it is tough.

I mean, it's tough.

I'm seeing my mates go.

And obviously, I'm an ambassador for the company now.

I sometimes do some some stuff with them.

So I'm never going to speak ill about them, but it is tough to see my friends go the way they went.

You want to do a podcast about something else?

I think the culture has changed a lot.

It's over.

I think the culture has changed a lot.

Ever since he got kicked out, I see a lot of improvements.

Obviously, they're not doing a lot of the moves that cause what's happening.

Oh, my God.

This is going to be like a fucked up.

And also, the guys.

You talk to the guys.

No, it's over.

It's over.

You keep telling me it's over.

Well, it's not black.

it's not i'm not black you're gray you want to stay thick so you want a little bit of water yes protein powder no

a a it's over it's over it's over yeah sorry i answered your question so i don't need to keep going on on this

what was my question about my personal life but i answered it so i'm done yeah you're all done yeah we're all done you're all done with the podcast Well, we'll keep doing the podcast till, you know, you're done.

Until

I do something.

Yeah.

Which is

that will be

what have I been doing?

Guessing.

Until I stop guessing.

This doesn't end unless I stop guessing.

No.

No.

Unless I stop asking questions.

You call me Grey, yeah.

You're just mate, it doesn't matter what.

You're just making up fresh ones.

You're making up fresh ones.

Once I got the initial ones, the quirk is you're making up fresh ones and it never ends.

No.

No,

no.

It's over.

He's not a sponge.

He's not a sponge.

A sponge would actually be.

It's not over.

It's actually.

A sponge would do the opposite.

I need to accept that it's over.

If I don't accept in my soul that the podcast is over, that the game is over.

You can accept it.

You can't accept it.

No one knows.

The rules of the game are the same.

I can feel.

I'm very good at feeling.

I'm telling you, I'm breaking the fourth wall here.

I'm telling you, the rules of the game are the same.

Because I got it so quick.

But now there's a game is over.

I can feel that.

I'm going to tell you exactly what you need to hear.

I'm not fucking with you here.

The game is over.

Right?

That's not a quirk.

It's just something we've all agreed to because you guessed all of them.

It's over.

It's over.

We're now moving on.

We're just doing a different podcast.

But, Mark, the rules of the game are the same.

And what are the rules of party quirks?

The host walks in, they have to guess all of the crazy quirks.

But that's obviously.

And when is the game over?

Once they've guessed all of the quirks.

Okay.

We're just doing a podcast, Mark.

So I...

We're just doing a podcast.

So.

But the rules of the game are the same.

The rules of the game are the same because

party quirks is over.

Ding, ding, ding.

well i mean you got yeah yeah i guess them all yeah

but

what are you tapping

what

is that part of it sorry you're tapping you were tapping what were you saying you were tapping what does i oh just with oh no no i don't yeah sorry is that part of it what the tapping tapping what are you what sorry tapping you're trying to distract me you're trying to throw me you're trying to throw me part of it is that you're trying to throw me

you're trying to throw me from getting it right sorry i just was it was just a tick sorry i don't

yeah um

okay you were tapping you said what's the tapping or distracting i just don't know the rules of the game are the same what are you saying like like like what are you saying the rules of the game are the same

so the game what that is over how do you play party quirks you what How do you play party?

By guessing.

What do you have to guess?

The quirks.

But it's over.

But it's over but the rules of the game are the same what color is he gray ding ding ding

so the so the rules have changed no they're the same but the rules he's been saying the rules are grey the rules of party rules aren't grey the rules aren't the rules are the same when does the game end how did you find out when does the game end when i've guessed all of the my party guests quirks yeah right correctly yes correctly yeah yes so that's all you got to do brother all i have to do is guess all of your quirks correctly correctly, which I did.

Did you?

But I didn't.

The game's over.

This isn't.

You're not.

Okay.

You're not allowed

to answer

my questions

or

let the game end.

Is that a threat?

Wait, wait, wait.

Say the thing about questions again.

Keep digging in the sentence again.

Questions.

You're not allowed to answer my questions.

Yes, we are.

Sure, yes, we are.

Sure, we are.

Yes, we are.

But the rules are the same.

Yeah.

So, because the rules of not party quirks are the same as the rules of party quirks, we've entered a set.

No.

Mark, let me tell you something.

We are allowed to answer your questions.

Try.

Are we still playing party quirks?

No.

No.

No.

Ask us questions.

Ask you questions.

All right.

But you can ask that question a different way.

I can ask.

questions.

Oh, no, no, just ask this question.

What are the rules of party quirks?

You come in and you play a character and you

guess quirks, and we'll tell you if they're right or wrong.

Did I guess all of your quirks correctly?

Well,

what happened?

Well, the game ended.

Sure.

Yes.

Yes.

So I did.

Ask me the question you asked Braden.

So it's over.

Is what I forgot.

What did you ask Brayden?

What did I ask you?

I genuinely forgot.

Not black or white.

No, he's grey.

Ask me.

So it's grey.

Ask me.

You're the rules?

Are you the rules of party quirks?

Am I grey?

No, no, no.

Are you grey?

No.

Are you grey?

No.

Are you grey?

Yes.

Ding, ding, ding, ding.

I'm grey.

So you came in.

What was his quirk?

I'm not playing.

He's made jelly.

He was made of jelly.

Oh, you got me and we're done.

And you got it, and they're done.

But then what did you say?

What did you say to him?

Does that still smell?

Does that still smell like chicken?

I'm just getting, not the chicken, the.

What comes with the what comes with the chicken the gravy

sauce yeah i'm smelling what do you say are you gravy what about that you're grey yes i'm grey are you grey but are you smelling are you grey are you smelling that ask me a question i'm smelling that what's your name broden

uh where were you born melbourne are you grey yes

ding ding but i'm smelling something it's not that

grey

grey grey's in that grey is is anatomy.

Bit of water.

Bit of water.

Grey, add water.

Grey, add it.

Chicken.

I can't smell it.

It's not chicken.

None of this is a thing.

None of this is a thing.

Mark, please.

Mark, please.

Mark, ask me.

Is it a thing?

Ask me.

The game's over.

Ask me the rules of the game.

What are the rules of the game?

The game ends when you guess all the quirks.

Have I guessed all the quirks?

Yes.

Yeah, the game's over.

So the game is over.

Is the game over?

Yes, yeah.

but are you smelling gravy

no

i am i am i'm smelling it ask me a question how are you are you mark yes wow do you have a beard yes do you have a beard uh do i have a beard

um

the only question sure you can answer is are you i is we're telling you it's over apart from when you do something ask a question

so the game is over until i stop asking questions no no no

are we are we are we doing full stop mark when you're not asking questions hey the game is over that's sure yeah yes it is the game yes it is yeah yes it is yeah the game's over let's hey why do i mean why am i smelling gravy why am i smelling gravy what is the gravy in the

he's a red herring He's a red herring.

What am I?

Gray herring.

Gray.

Gray.

herring.

Yes, I'm gray.

Grey herring.

Gray powder.

Oh, what kind of powder?

There,

well, no, but he said he had water.

But not too much water.

Cement.

No, you're cement.

No, it's different to cement.

It's different to cement compound

powder bit of water.

Powder bit of water in a glass.

Gravy.

Powdered gravy.

Ask me a question.

Are you powdered gravy?

Yes.

Are you grey?

Yes.

Gray.

Yes.

V

gray.

Yeah.

Powdered.

Look,

gray.

Gray V.

Gray.

Gray V.

Long.

Long gravy.

Tall.

I'll be putting them together.

Gray.

Are you grey?

Yes.

Are you V?

You're grey V.

You're a can of V.

You've smushed them too much.

In the first time in the history of this game.

I've smushed them too much?

Ask me questions.

Are you V?

Add more to that one.

Are you V.

The other end.

The other end.

The other end?

Don't, don't.

Why are you going?

They're going grey V.

Grey?

No, make it longer.

Make it longer.

Ask me questions.

You're overthinking.

I'm overthinking it.

Is he

grey?

Does he stink?

Does he smell?

Is he grey?

Is he grey?

Is he gravy?

Are you gravy?

Yes.

So you're grey and you're you're gravy.

Yes.

So you're grey gravy.

Ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding.

But we're done.

We're done.

Yeah.

So there's a second quirk that everyone has.

And I like, I can feel though, because we're done.

I can feel anything.

I'm good at filling.

We're just going to do it in a film.

I can podcast now.

We're not playing it.

Every time I get someone's thing.

I'm good at filling in bathrooms.

You're good at filling in bathrooms?

Because bathrooms.

What am I?

Your grey gravy.

Concrete.

No, your grey gravy.

What's the stuff you're putting between tiles?

Granite.

Granite.

Not granite.

Oh, what's it called?

Oh, what's it called?

Did you see Vin Diesel in Guardians of the Galaxy?

Oh, grout.

Your grey, gravy, grout.

Ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding.

But the game's over.

The game's over.

Because

every time I...

My good friend Dave.

My good friend Dave Batista was in that.

Yeah.

Yeah, he's done well with my friends.

He's one of my man.

He's one of the the few.

But you know, what's funny is me and Dave Batista, we disagree politically, but we get along great, you know, because back then we didn't talk about that stuff.

It's good to see you both got out.

Gray, gravy.

It's been a harder path for me.

You got me grout.

You got him.

No, because every time I get someone, you say, I haven't got you.

You've got me.

You got me.

You can try to convince me.

Mark, you got him when you guessed, what was it that you were?

Gray, gravy, grout.

No, no, no, no, no, jelly.

Jelly.

You got him when he was jelly.

Right, because part of it is that we did it.

Yes, it's done.

The podcast, the game,

game is over.

We're doing a different podcast now.

But in that podcast, you all have quirks.

You can't just go silent.

You can't just go silent.

How are you getting?

Because we're being very normal unless you do what?

Ask questions.

So?

So.

It's done unless.

I ask questions.

I've said that a hundred times.

You got to say it.

You've got to say the sentence.

The podcast,

the most party quirks is over Unless I keep asking questions.

And what, what, what, what, no, well, what are we doing unless you keep asking questions?

Filling.

Filling.

What do we do when you ask questions?

Tell me it's.

We only do what when you ask questions.

How are you, Zach?

I'm good.

I'm not Zach, though, by the way.

You're not Zach.

No, no, no.

Wow.

I don't know.

When I ask questions.

That's the only way.

When I ask questions, more quirks are given.

Or the only way we can the only way you can answer me is with more quirks.

And do what?

Continue the game.

So, okay, here's the issue.

Can I explain the issue here?

No, listen to me, listen to me, listen to me, listen to me.

You think the questions are generating something, but in fact, the questions are uncovering something.

Revealing.

Revealing something.

Every time I ask.

The game's done.

Sam is...

Part of Sam is that he's getting distracted by things on the table at random points.

There they are again.

Every time I ask,

every time I ask a question,

a new quirk is revealed.

No, no, no.

Think about the, go, go the other way.

What is inherent?

What is happening?

And what do the quirky...

So don't start the sentence with questions.

So do we have...

I ask a question.

Full stop.

No, no, no.

the game continues do we have full stops do we have quirks yes okay all right are we showing you those quirks all the time no when do we show you the quirks when I ask a question now put that together as a sentence when I ask a question you show me quirks but the game is over and you're feeling

talk about our quirks when are we showing you the quirks we only show you the

start the question start the sentence with we only show you or you only show me you only show me quirks when I ask a question ding ding ding ding ding ding

so we're just gonna keep going with the podcast now yeah we don't have any quirks unless

unless I keep asking questions but that's a question which makes it keep going

you I ding

you got that quirk you got that quirk man yeah

you got it which one the one I dinged in

when I dinged what did you what did you say when I died?

If you keep doing something, we'll get to the end.

Playing the game.

Yeah.

By doing questions.

Yeah.

Ding, ding, ding.

When you're not asking questions,

do what?

Do what?

When you're not asking questions.

Do what?

Ask questions.

Do what?

What do you guys do on the weekend, then, I guess?

Oh, a question.

Yeah.

Good question.

Hi, great question.

Yeah.

What do you guys

ask him stuff?

What?

What are you...

What's the tapping?

Like tap.

Like as in you turn the water on.

No, when you were tapping before, and then it was a gravy.

What is that?

Sorry, what are you saying?

Like, as in you turn, like, you turn, like, you turn water on.

Are you feeling?

What?

Have I gotten anything?

Yes.

What have I gotten?

Great.

Well, I'm

topping.

I'm gravy grout.

I'm tapping gravy.

Gravy grout.

I feel you're on the verge of a genuine breakdown, so I'll say, oh, you got me.

You got a huge chunk of him.

If I get someone,

they're out.

Did he get all of you or got most of you?

Most of me.

Yeah.

There's still bits of you.

Yeah.

Because I asked a question.

No.

When I, I, when I, so

I'm.

You got that bit.

You said it.

What bit?

What did you say?

When I said ding, ding, ding, what did you say?

You said great, gravy, grout.

When I said grave, gravy grout.

But also, you said another thing about

we only

show you.

You only show me quirks when I ask questions.

Ding, ding, ding, ding, ding.

That's correct.

So that is one of our...

That is what we all share that.

But unless you ask questions, we act like

you're not.

We have finished.

You've finished the game.

The game is...

Ding, ding, ding, ding.

So

if I ask.

But it's not actually, is it?

This is a statement.

If I ask questions,

the game continues.

No.

If I ask questions,

quirked, more quirks are revealed.

We've said the game is over, is it?

No.

But we're acting like it is.

But

unless you ask questions.

Is the only way that we will continue the game?

No, the only way we will

reveal your quirks.

So maybe if we do the opposite.

You are the rules of the game.

No.

Let's try something.

Hey, Mark.

You think I'll be as clear as possible.

Mark, Mark.

You've said most of the statement that is a quirk.

We came and did three characters.

very easy.

And now we're saying the game is done, correct?

Yes.

And now there's nothing.

Just wait a second.

And now we're saying that the game is done.

And that we will continue to do that.

But maybe it isn't.

Maybe when you ask quirks questions.

That is the only way that the game will end.

No.

Game will stop.

Maybe we'll continue.

Maybe there's.

Maybe there's.

Maybe there's.

So, so, okay.

I'll do it this way.

Okay, okay, okay, okay.

Your quirk layers are revealed.

Only when.

Only when

I ask questions.

And if you don't ask questions.

The game is over.

No.

If you don't ask questions, what happens?

We.

Are we revealing our quirks then?

No.

No.

If you don't ask questions, we just carry on.

You carry on.

You fill.

Yeah.

You fill a different podcast.

Now say that as a sentence.

So if I don't.

You say all of that as a sentence.

If I don't ask you questions,

then the game is over and you fill.

But the game isn't over.

Ding, ding, ding.

Because that's one layer.

And to reveal the other layers of your quirks, I need to keep asking questions.

And do we do our quirks if you're not asking questions?

Oh.

Ding, ding, ding, ding, ding.

No, you don't do quirks if I'm not asking questions.

It's only when you inquire that the quirks reveal.

Ding, ding, ding, ding, ding.

ding.

But the game's over.

The game is over.

But it's not over.

Ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding.

Unless

but because well, how does the game end at any other time?

When the guesser guesses all of the quirks,

and it's over because you got it.

You got me as jelly.

You got it.

You're done.

Yeah.

You got it.

It's jelly.

It's over.

So,

but it's happening again.

Where did you, where were you born?

Uh, Leeton.

Leeton?

Yeah.

I'm offended.

You're touching things.

What?

How?

With your hands.

So, what are we saying?

I'm asking, you have more quirks.

No, but what?

Reveal a quirk to me now.

That's the law that you have set.

But what did you say?

What did you say to me?

Where are you born?

No, no, no, no, but after that.

Questions?

No, you asked me something really specific.

As if he was doing something.

Tapping.

No, no, it was a different thing.

What was that?

There's that.

And then what is that?

But you asked me another word.

Gravy.

No, no, you said I'm I'm something things.

What?

Touching.

What?

Are you touching things?

You don't know what touching is.

No, no, no.

I noticed you said he was doing something else.

You just said it.

Tapping.

You don't know what tapping is.

No, I don't.

What?

Tapping out.

Taps.

What are you used to?

I know a tapping out.

Tapping out.

Tapping out.

I used to do that a lot more, but I think it's an ego thing.

They don't do it as much anymore.

Wrestling.

Wrestling, you're a wrestler.

Not him.

You're a wrestler.

You're a wrestler.

Too old for that now.

You're holding up.

You're a wrestler.

I was friends with Dave Batista.

I was friends with Triple H.

I was friends with.

The Rock.

Yeah, The Rock.

Well, we didn't get along, but I was in the world.

Just in general, you're a general wrestler.

What era?

What era?

WCW versus NWO.

Or their rival.

Or their rival, the WWE.

Before the WWF.

No, the WWF, the WWF.

You're ending on the way you're ending.

You're just a general wrestler from the WWF.

Well,

I was.

Let's say.

Are you a general wrestler from the WWF?

Not anymore.

No.

The game's over.

I'm no longer that.

You're no longer that.

Now, now.

You're one of the lucky ones.

Oh, because

you didn't get a brain injury and kill your whole family.

Oh, my God.

I was afraid we'd go there.

But it's one of the many things that happened.

But you're worried that I'm going to guess that you're a wrestler that got a brain injury and killed me.

Not necessarily.

Just a general wrestler.

What I want to do to your care.

If I was something, what am I now?

If you stopped doing something.

A retired wrestler.

Ding, ding, ding.

You're a retired wrestler from the WWE.

Are you not?

Not from the WWE.

I'm not from the WWE, from the WWF.

Ding, ding, ding, ding, ding.

But man, I'm one of the few ones.

You know, obviously, Batista's still doing great.

But Triple H had to stop.

Triple H had to stop because of his heart.

Jeez.

Kill him.

You slit your own throat.

No, I mean, just a lot of them have.

A lot of them have died.

And some of it was, yeah, duty of care.

Some of it was duty of care.

Drinking, some of it was substance abuse abuse and stuff, man.

It's a tough life.

But you got out.

You are a wrestler from the WWF that's retired and got out safely without any of the substance abuse or brain injuries that made you then go kill a bunch of people.

Oh, man, I got to say, I lived a hard life, too, and I used to do the

brain drivers and all of that.

But you had it tough.

I wish I had the confidence you have, but no, I am worried.

Because I'm a wrestler.

Am I a wrestler?

No, no.

The confidence I had.

No, just then you were saying, I'll be fine.

Yeah.

Oh, confidence in yourself.

You're worried.

You're like the wrestler.

You're like Mickey Rourke's the wrestler.

Well, he never made it quite to my level, but yeah.

What, you were very famous?

Well, we were all.

I mean, I don't think Mickey Rourke ever made it to like a WWE.

No, but in his character in the wrestling,

he was right at the top.

He was right at the top.

Yeah, it was Ramsey the Ram.

Oh, right.

I forgot about that.

Yeah.

I didn't watch that film.

Ding-ding-ding-ish.

Ding-ding-ding-ish.

Ramsay the Ram Robinson, I think.

He had lots of friends around him.

Yeah.

Because they were all good and healthy and happy.

They were all fine.

Yeah.

There's lots of scenes of him hanging out with his friends from those days.

Yeah.

There is.

Well, no.

Why not?

Because you

didn't form

a relationship.

I just formed great relationships.

But.

Why aren't I hanging out with them anymore?

Because their bad influence on you.

No.

No, because they're all dead.

Oh, all your wrestling friends are dead.

All your wrestling friends are dead.

And how did they die?

Killed themselves.

Some.

Substance abuse.

Some.

Many reasons.

Yeah.

They're dead for a plethora of reasons.

Substance abuse and...

Suicide.

And

brain injuries.

Yes, physical ailments.

And am I feeling confident about myself?

Or

that it'll affect you.

That something.

Something will affect you.

That

life

generally

you're worried generally about your about death you're terrified of death

in the same way in the same way

that my that your friends ding ding ding ding ding were that's it that we've gone enough into that I think ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding just the existential dread you know right yeah you're done you had me

you you got me yeah do i have all of your quirks ding ding ding ding ding just say all of that together real quick You're a wrestler, former retired wrestler from the WWF,

whose

all their friends have either died, substance abuse.

All those things.

All those things.

And you're having a sort of existential crisis about your life and where it's going to lead.

Because I worry that I might.

Because you worry that you might hurt yourself.

Or just die.

Yeah, you're worried that you'll die.

Ding, ding, die.

Which we all will.

Right.

Done.

Done.

Are we done?

Are we done?

Yes.

With him.

Promise.

And I'm done with you.

No.

And you touch things.

But Mark, Mark?

Mark?

What was that?

You said that word again?

Touch.

You don't know touch.

You don't know tap.

You don't know anything that's physical with your fingers that you do.

You're unaware of it.

What was that?

Are you a tapping man?

I'm a man.

Are you touching and tapping?

What do you mean?

See, I'm asking you to teach me.

What's tapping?

What's tapping?

So you don't know what anything...

Are you someone confused by all things?

All physical things?

No, I know what things are.

Hey, man.

Have you ever bumped into someone with your elbow?

Yeah, all the time.

100%.

No, but you said something...

What was the other word you have?

Have you ever head-butted someone with your elbow?

Yeah, absolutely.

Head-butted them all the time.

Now ask him...

Have you bumped into someone with your elbow?

Head-butted someone with your elbow.

Have you bumped into someone with your elbow?

Yeah.

Now ask him about those other things.

Bumped into someone with your head?

Yeah.

Now get back to the questions you were asking.

But in that format, you said something else before.

What?

You said something before.

Yeah, yeah.

Has he ever have you ever tapped a man's.

What do you mean?

Have you ever tapped a man?

Have you ever tapped

with your fingers?

Sorry, what?

Have you ever tapped the fingers?

Have you ever tapped a book with your fingers?

What are you saying?

So his thing is that whenever I ask him about something that he's done, he goes, what?

What are you saying?

When are you saying a word?

I don't know what that literally...

Like, what word are you saying?

Are you?

No, no, no, no, no, no.

Tapping.

No, no, no.

Like, it was with F?

Fingers.

You don't know what fingers are.

What's that?

Do you know what fingers are?

What's that word?

What's a finger?

You don't know the word fingers.

Do you not know the word fingers?

No, no.

Ding ding, ding, ding.

Do you not know the word fingers?

No.

Great.

So, a bit like, what?

What?

What's that?

What are they?

You got to give him more.

What are they?

No, not.

What are fingers?

What are they?

What are they?

Do you need me?

No, what are they?

You need me to explain to you what fingers are.

And then once I do, then you can tap, tap, tap away.

Well, how would you describe fingers?

Fingers are lumps, long, bony, meaty lumps that

stick out of your palm.

Like an L.

What's a palm, hands?

You're confused by the whole hand concept.

I don't know what a palm is.

You know what I'm saying?

Touch his fingers.

Touch his fingers.

Ask him, do you know what this is?

Do you know what this is?

Yeah, I know what that is.

Yeah, what is it?

What's it called?

I don't know.

Well, it's called a finger.

Fuck, that's a finger?

That's a finger.

Oh, shit.

You need me to tell you what a finger is.

Yeah,

obviously, I need you to tell me.

I just didn't know.

you didn't know you came here not knowing what a finger is was does well he knows about it hey can I what are they you know these things yeah absolutely

he uses all the time all right so you're so so I'm a writer so I'll sit down what you tell me what are these called I don't know what those are called you have no idea you don't know what your fingers are called but you're a writer and you use them every day but I'll sit down on my keyboard and I'll sit there and I will

a script will come out you know what I mean yeah I'll go down and the buttons will move yes but you don't know how you have no control over your fingers because you don't know what they are.

Because I sit down and I

ghost fingers and I

and I at my keyboard.

You are at your keyboard.

What does he do with his keyboard?

Tap.

Yeah, no, no, what's that?

So you don't know what tapping is?

I also don't know what that is.

You don't know what it's called?

Do this.

Yeah, I do.

That's called tapping.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

That's called tapping.

But I sit down on my keyboard and I do this.

I do this motion.

Tap.

But what's this called?

That's called tapping.

That's another word for that.

Tip tapping.

What your keyboard?

When you're writing?

Writing.

oh yeah oh yeah what

tapping away or to type type what's that type

what's that word type you don't know what typing is no when you you you you tap type you tip you type you have to tap to type you don't know what fingers are I'm telling you, you don't know what

you're a writer who doesn't know the words for fingers, tapping or typing.

But you need to use all three to write.

Hey, I've got a, my back is a bit itchy.

Yes.

Do you think you could

anything to do with fingers?

You don't know what fingers, you don't know the word for fingers, and any

verb,

any

verb that has to do with fingers, any word that has to do with fingers, you don't know what it is.

Ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, dude,

does he know what fingers are?

Does he know what?

He knows what fingers are.

He doesn't know the word for them.

Like as soon as you

scratching became the call thing, you started to scratch yourself.

Like it started to.

This is insane.

I didn't think this would bug you that hard.

Oh my god.

But it has.

But it has.

I also noticed, like, are your,

your feet, are you cold?

Like, because you're wearing your wearing your sandals today.

Are you cold?

No.

Like, the end bits or the...

The toes?

You don't know what toes are either.

It's the same thing with toes.

You don't even know what you...

If I were to say, go on your tippy toes, you'd know what the action is, but you're unaware of the fingers.

You dragging yourself.

You're going to slightly taller by

lifting your heels lower on the foot.

When it comes to all of the things, to your fingers and your toes, you're aware that they exist and that they are on your body but you don't know the name of them and any action that is performed with them you don't know the name of but he knows those actions but you know what the actions are you know what scratching is you don't know what the name is ding ding ding ding absolutely right is that tommy is he jumping out of a sky there can't be more is that you jumping out of a sky thing there can't be more sorry and you're distracted everyone's distracted by what's going on were you distracted

i mean we were just thrown by

i mean i was just i was distracted in the previous episode.

Sorry.

Sorry.

While you're watching the screen outside, there's a screen outside showing a promo.

Oh, sorry.

It's just.

Distracting.

Ding.

Ding, ding, ding, ding, ding.

Broden is distracted.

Well, not Broden, but.

Gray.

Gray, gray, gravy, grout.

And

I'm going to be specific here.

How would you make gravy more like grout?

Adding water.

Oh, would you?

Because that's taking away dehydrating it.

Making it a little more powdery.

More

viscous.

Yeah.

A simpler word for viscous?

Thick.

Yeah.

So what's Broden?

Gray, gravy, grout.

Thick, gravy gravy.

Thick grey gravy grout distracted by the screen outside.

Ding, ding, ding, ding, ding.

Ding, ding.

Why are you so stressed?

The game was over ages ago.

Yeah.

But that's...

It's definitely over now.

It is over now.

Yeah.

Yeah, it is over.

You guys got any

gigs coming up?

Every time

it's over.

No, no, it is over now.

Yeah, it's over now.

It is over now.

But it was over ages ago.

Yeah.

Are you going to get gigs coming up?

Every time I guess anytime I guess anything correctly, every time I guess anything correctly, you go, it's over.

No, it is over.

It's over.

But you've got to understand, for us.

It's been over since you got it with the jelly and it.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, because I'm not doing a podcast.

No, No, no, it is over.

It is over.

It's over.

It's 100%

over.

No, because if I accept this, I'm accepting defeat.

No, no, it's over.

It is over, yeah.

I believe so.

Yeah, yeah, I don't think there's anything else.

Sam, is there more?

What's the more?

What?

I mean, it's over.

Haven't decided on whether it's over or not.

Just give us a minute.

Just give us a minute.

No, no, this is it.

This is part of it.

Have you seen any gigs lately?

Like, you're going out and seeing.

like, uh.

I'm lost now.

Sam refuses to believe the game is over, even when it's over.

He really does, yes.

But

oh,

oh, fuck, fuck.

Sorry.

I thought it was over.

Oh,

all right, this is not

part of it.

No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, I thought it was.

We thought it was.

da da da.

Da da da da.

Da

da da da da.

You're gonna make it bigger when you're not doing it.

Big, big, big.

Da da da da da da da.

Da da da da da da da da da.

Your eyebrows,

the height of your eyebrows are dependent on the pitch of

a sweet song of notes.

Notes.

Give a big sense of toothy smile.

Toothy smile when you're not doing it.

No.

Wait.

No.

Just do a normal, just your neutral is a big toothy smile.

Yeah, great.

And then now do some notes.

When you do notes.

No, no, no.

I hit a certain one, didn't I?

He hit one.

E.

Doesn't matter.

D.

But it's certainly doing something to him.

Low note.

Low note.

A note makes him do what?

Uh

frown.

Grimace.

No, no, no, you don't.

Frown.

Ding, ding, ding, ding, ding.

So it is a low note, make you frown.

Frown note.

Ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding.

Mark the game is over.

It's over.

All right.

I felt bad about that one.

Yeah, that was a bit weird.

It was like, but it was one of those ones where sometimes the simplicity, like a punch, one punch kill kind of situation.

Well, I thought we'd done it before.

Yeah.

Because we had done that fake out ending before.

So I thought because we'd done it before, you'd just remember that we did it one day.

But it was the kind, as you're walking in, we kind of went, oh, and just make it so so that you hear only the question that layer that you added made it really hard where the gateway only opened through questions otherwise it was it did not exist the realm it is actually over it is actually over thank you so much

very this is your first time guessing in a while wasn't it yeah it's a lot isn't it yeah it was pretty easy though wasn't it though like because it was just like a motorbike and

yeah it was really easy top heavy you know and then when i get it you're all gonna give me shit for it taking so long because it was easy

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What's wrong?

We can wrap it up now.

If you enjoyed this,

obviously you can check out Most Upsetting Guessing Game old episodes of that on Grousehouse.

Maybe there's a new one coming out and we'll tie this release into that.

Otherwise, thanks so much, everybody.

I've had a great time.

Mark, thank you, and good night.

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