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Welcome to the shit show. Things are going to get weird.
It's your fave villain, Kale Lowry. And you're listening to Barely Famous.
Hello, Girthmaster. Hello, hello.
How are we? How are you? I'm very good, good thank you how are you doing welcome to barely fucking famous thanks for having me but i think that you have gained some fame over the last couple weeks uh are you familiar with the podcast where tracy introduced me to your content yeah i did i saw that are you sharing good friends right yeah of course

thanks for sharing yeah i'm great oh okay so whatever it is we're gonna jump right in because

i'm gonna pretend like i have never googled you and i know nothing about you but i do have a one

burning question i don't know your real name do you share your real name no no i don't i get like

the occasional weird death threat so i like to keep that private um if you need like a fake name

Thank you. name do you share your real name no no i don't i get like the occasional weird death threat so i like to keep that private um if you need like a fake name yeah i go by ben that's like a my pseudonym pseudonym like bend over yeah yeah just that mine's in the gutter i see yeah i you know what if it wasn't a podcast i'd probably ask to see it, but that's probably special.
I think we've seen it, though. But yeah, well, I wouldn't do like a personal show.
Wow. Okay.
Wow. I mean, it's dormant right now, but I'm not opposed to getting it out.
Wow. Okay.
Okay. Maybe I'll fly.
This is a family podcast now, imagine. Are the girls that you work with, are they okay? Mostly, yeah.
Is it like health-wise? Yeah, they survive. No, I mean, just like I would be curious to know how they're walking after their shift.
Have you ever hurt someone so badly that they had to get some medical attention not seriously no no one's been to the hospital like they usually they take like an epsom salt bath afterwards a lot of self-care right yeah is there is there blood often not often no but sometimes it's happened like i mean there's a lot of reasons like can come out of a you know i'm not sure i'm not always to blame but it can be like there's the occasional little micro tear i'm sure sure i would say it's a tear tear not a micro tear i would say a macro tear guilty um i do have a question for you though i don't know if you've talked about this on other interviews i've watched a couple but how does and i guess this goes for you but also for other people in the adult industry is how are porn stars not becoming desensitized to sex right like how do you have a normal sex life when you have sex for a living yeah absolutely i mean i i make porn because i really love to make porn like I really enjoy sex and if I ever felt that it impacted on my personal sex life I would cut back on porn 100% like I just really enjoy sex and while I was really enjoying sex was having great sex and decided to start filming it and really enjoyed it so when you're working and you have to do scenes for X amount of time, does that impact your personal sex life? Like, does it change? You know, for me personally, I only, I have a cool 10, 15 minutes in me and that's about it. Like I can't go further than that.
You know what I mean? So how does that, does it take longer? Like, will it take longer because of a desensitizing situation or no? Oh, like a physical sensation? Yeah. No, no, no, not at all.
And there's still sometimes, even when I'm still in my private life, where I might have the feeling of coming on too quick. Really? Yeah, I mean, the real skill is managing to last long enough for me.
I think with my size, everyone's extra tight. Yeah, I just think of those Sunday morning hungoverover thoughts.
Like I shouldn't have texted that person. I shouldn't have said this to them.
Think those Sunday scary thoughts and the feeling of coming goes away pretty quick. Or like- So you think about everything that you've ever regretted.
Exactly. Yeah.
Or like if I ever embarrassed myself, like my go-to at the moment, I was at a sex club in Amsterdam, like watching the performance on stage. And I was sober.
I was leaning on the bar watching, tried to get a better view by sliding down the bar, knocked over like 50 glasses, smashed them. Remember the person on stage lost his boat and they had to close the curtains.
Everyone looked at me. And they were like people around.
I was trying to impress. I think at that moment and feeling goes away.
That's the worst feeling for me though. If that sensation was to come on and then i was like quickly trying to turn it off i think i don't think i would get it back i think that's different for women though yeah with women like the goal is coming and it's like a slow build up to it for me like yeah the skill is delaying that and there's little like maybe i'll change the camera angle or like take a little five second you know little 30 second break get a drink of water just to delay things a little bit if we need more footage but sometimes like we won't be having sex for like say five or ten minutes and then the feeling's coming on it feels good for both of us like let's finish it right here you know it's right and you're like this is going to be more of a tick tock than a feature length the trailer is the full thing I like that

I think that's definitely geared towards women yeah like it shows that authenticity too like and if they're i'm pretty big if i can see that they're kind of struggling with it i'm not trying to go for half an hour like we can wrap it up whenever they want yeah i would say two three minutes is fine right yeah a lot of women didn't like my experience like two or three minutes is fine you don't need the longest marathon session in the world no that's not for you guys and your ego that's not for us yeah i can't like i said i think 10 minutes is like the sweet spot you know what i mean i can't that's a long time to go for half an hour do you ever feel like a zoo animal because people are just asking and talking to you about this one thing and don't really get to know you outside of this it's a good to know the man behind the girl uh not really no i mean i if i ever feel like that i can still down. Like, I've got my own life going on, my own friends and family and everything around me.
You know, my only interaction with all that is as much as I expose myself to. Right.
And passions other than porn. Honestly, the last couple of years, I've been working so much that it's like, I've been lasered in on it.
But I mean, I like to watch movies, read some books, hang out with friends. I've been learning how to sail lately.
Got a bunch of houseplants. Yeah, just visit family.
Look at you with the houseplants. Yeah.
All right, so fucking in houseplants. All right, written down.
What did you do before this? I've had every cheesy porn storyline job in real life. I've been a pizza boy, construction worker, landscaper, like baggage handler, like every, any entry level job with no experience required, I've done it all.
Yeah. If you lost it all tomorrow and you couldn't do these videos anymore, what would the job be that you went back to? I'd probably do something like in construction, I'd say.
Like I love having like a bunch of good colleagues around to chat with. That's the most important thing for me.
I had an office job for a year and it was just like soul draining. Like the little, just the office culture was just not for me.
I miss having that like sense of camaraderie and working with the lads. It's good fun.
Yeah. You need to work at like the Olive Garden or something.
I love the OG. I love Olive Garden.
All those like american chain restaurants like so you need to do that's the best yeah like chili's is the foundation and you like the italian chili's is olive garden steak chili's is ruth chris like i love the american chain restaurant so much more do they not have those in australia no not like that what do you guys have i like just like regular restaurants i guess. We have McDonald's, Burger King, and KFC.
And then otherwise, it's just other little restaurants. You don't have the fine dining that we have here in America.
Yeah. No Olive Garden, no Chili's, no Applebee's.
No Chili's? No Chili's in Australia. Oh, my God.
Kale. Wait.
I don't think I would survive there. Also, I love Chili's so much.
It's funies i love chilies we're a match made in heaven this is great i'm actually gonna shut my camera off because this is disgusting i mean he likes lands and books i feel like we're the same person um no but is the porn industry as popular in australia as it is in america i'd say so yeah I mean, everybody watches porn. Oh, it's like a worldwide thing.
For sure, yeah. I mean, it's been going over thousands of years.
Like, there's porn carved into temples in India. Like, it's everywhere.
Yeah. And it's mostly your porn that's carved into the temples.
Yeah, right. Like, that's prophecy foretold.
It's a QR code that they put on the wall. You get it um so you you're doing really well right now you're making a ton of money as you shared with a lot of people on tiktok that you're making it what i mean what was your like first big purchase like how has your life changed now that you're loaded i'm sort of a major like big purchase kind of guy um i got like a fitted suit made like a few months ago.
Like I finally had like nice clothes that fit me properly because I'm a six foot six guy with long arms. Time out.
Let me stop you right there. Time out.
You're six foot six? Yeah. Cal, he's six foot six and he loves chilies.
What are you doing to not count wow i'm speechless wow the tablets are going to pick this up in a second well you know what the good thing is i'm fixed and i heard that you've got a vasect. So I guess.
Hey, we're doubly safe.

You guys are spayed and neutered.

Amazing.

So you have clothes that fit you now.

What else?

My biggest single purchase is I bought a Cartier watch.

And that's me done with designer probably forever.

It was right after I went crazy viral. I handled this week like pretty well it was a very stressful crazy week right i treated myself to a little nice purchase do you find it hard to maintain a monogamous relationship or do you have no interest in that right now i have no interest in that right now like i've been on plenty of dates and there's like girls that i like am very friendly with but at the moment just not really looking to settle down and yeah focus on work a lot if somebody comes along that fits in with my lifestyle well at the moment then that's great but yeah it's not I find if I'm looking for a relationship that it means I'm going to settle for something that I may not be 100% happy with so at least for the time being while I've got plenty of time on my side I'll I'm Yeah, no, I get that.
I can't even imagine what that would be like to date in your industry. And also just, I mean, at this age, Tracy, you like being single, right? I love being single.
Yeah. It's different.
Yeah. But it's different, Cal.
Cause you have, um, you know, one or two kids, so it's a little bit different. Right.
Um, I don't want any children. So I feel i feel like what's the point yeah are you going to reverse your vasectomy like are you planning like do you want children in the future yeah i'd say one day i will okay i mean at the moment i don't know anybody that i want children with so i'm happy to get it to me and because i'm so promiscuous and a lot of girls aren't on birth control it was just a sensible decision to make in my opinion but down the road, if I meet someone I want kids with, I'll definitely get it reversed.
But I like the fact that it'll be like my decision to reverse it. It's like a conscious choice to have kids.
Your body's got choice. Right? So is it typical for men in this industry to get vasectomies or did you kind of just take it upon yourself to go get one? And to second that question before I forget, I have ADHD.
Were the doctors like, no, we're not going to do this because of your age and not having any children? Did they ever give you a hard time about not wanting to give you a vasectomy? So the vasectomies in the industry, when I got mine, I was the only guy I knew of that had one. I've spoken to a few other guys since and they have got them.
It's not common. It's not required, but there's guys with vasectomies in the industry.
And the process of getting it was super easy. I went to my doctor's office.
He asked if I had children. I said, no.
And he said, that's not important anyway. And I got the vasectomy done.
And the procedure itself was like, I walked out 10 minutes after I walked in, a day of an ice pack, and I was fine. Yeah.
Just a little peas on your balls, right? You put a dozen peas I didn't go to the gym for three or four days and I was set. Oh my God.
Men really suffer, huh? It's a tough life. They probably gave you anesthesia as well, right? No, they offered me...
Oh, no, they gave me local anesthesia, yeah, just for the area. They offered me Valium, I but i didn't take it wow i mean that's i mean i i really respect you for doing that because i feel like so many people in the industry like we know better right and we just don't do better so you really took initiative there so probably like in my private life like not on camera not in the porn industry like a lot of girls i know just aren't on birth control for so many different reasons it's like a trend almost going away from it and i read a book recently this had a good point that men are fertile every day of the month women are fertile like three days of the month so it makes more sense for me to be the one to wear the protection it does i take double birth control pills just in case can't be too careful what the fuck i'll take every birthday i take the whole month up front

i don't care i want to make sure you don't want any cross problems running around no i'm good i'm really good i'm just so but you know i wish i could i love kids so much i'm just so busy right i mean you could borrow one of mine i wouldn't mind i mean listen the older the better right would you date a girl with kids i could i mean i'm not really the kids have to be cool though really i don't want to get all like those brats like you gotta have cool kids right so um i wouldn't qualify so um no that's funny wow okay well there's so much that i don I still don't, I feel like I don't know you still like what, let's dig deep. Like what does Girk Master do? So you, you don't do big purchases.
You have a vasectomy, right? Like you love to read books and you have plants. I literally, before we started podcasting, got on and showed my little plant babies that are just having so many plant babies and I'm loving it right now.
So like, what else? What else is there to grow? Yeah, what have you, I mean, you've been doing a ton of podcasts lately. What have you not talked about on a podcast? What have people not asked you that you wanted to share with the world? I mean, I'm a pretty open book.
I've shared a lot.

I don't know.

I'm a real homebody as well.

Like, I am just spending most of my free time at home in my little local area, cooking,

staying in my apartment, playing video games, hanging out with friends.

What are you cooking?

Italian food is my favorite to cook.

But, like, I need to do it.

Okay.

And what's your deal?

What's your, like, signature dish?

Any kind of pasta. Okay.
If me and K's your deal? What's your signature dish? Any kind of pasta.

Okay, if me and Kale come over,

what are you making us?

I mean, a good carbonara

is pretty easy.

And easy to impress with.

So you're just looking

to make us something easy.

What do you think of easy?

Hey, hey, hey,

I'm not saying that.

You'll call me.

Wow.

We just got played. We did.
He used our own words against us. What are you reading? I just read The Women by Kristen Hanna, and now I'm reading by baby by i don't remember what the author is wow the women and by baby that's probably exactly what he's reading no at the moment i haven't read for a couple weeks now but uh calypso by david stars okay okay i've never heard of that so david sadaris you said? Yeah.
I love David Sedaris. That is my favorite author.

Yeah, he's amazing.

He's got another one called Dress Your Kids in Blue Jeans and Denim.

Yes. Dress Your Kids in Blue Jeans and Denim.

It's a very, very good book.

My favorite of his is Naked and Me Talk Pretty One Day.

Very, very funny books.

Have you gotten through all of them?

No, I've got Me Talk Pretty One Day in my bag, though. So that's the bag there so that's the next one he's fantastic read you didn't say that to me listen i know that i just look like a pretty face but i also can read no because you said noelle reads well noelle reads what you read i don't read what you read i'm a very non-fiction kind of girl um yeah and i don't know if you know this growth master i'm a stand-up

comedian so i love reading non-fiction i love reading comedy uh and that's like kind of my thing uh another uh author if you like david sadaris uh i would suggest dave hill who's another comic that writes in his style that's very um you know autobiographical and antidotes and short stories. Very, very funny.

And I don't know about me, but I'm also a comedian on TV, though.

I'm not.

I don't do stand up. I mean, it's definitely comedy, what Kale does.

Yeah.

I laugh.

Yeah.

I laugh.

Do you know what Kale does?

No, I'm not super familiar.

I've seen you on Instagram.

Okay. Yeah.
I'm talking to a celebrity right now. Oh, yeah.
Yeah, you, yourself. You're looking at Tracy.
He was talking about me. He was talking about me.
I'm sorry. Yes.
And I'm out here getting locked up and y'all have real life shit going on. Yeah, I was on Teen Mom, so that's where I started.
But – Well, you got it done early. Good for you.
We have – the three of us together – yeah. The three of us together have some very interesting professional choices yeah yeah i kind of love this mix right here we definitely need some questionable choices oh that's right but are you gonna do a stand-up bit about me because i'm still waiting for that maybe maybe i already do maybe you have one for girth master maybe i could for Girthmaster.
Listen, my entire life, all I do is I talk to people for material. Right.
Miss Pat made a joke about me on Netflix as a joke the other day. Oh, did she? I have to watch that.
I love Miss Pat. She said, like, this guy's white.
This is another white person taking black people's jobs. Oh, shit.
What? She's not wrong. She had Miss Pat taking a joke about me like that that blew me away now um I I hear her joke and I have a question regarding that it's like do you think that you know you still have like the white rhythm though like do you have anything to back that up right I don't have like the long stroke game that a lot of those do sure yeah right yeah so it's just a white guy with a big dick which is kind of like okay hips might be a little stiff but i got some rhythm i got i got enough rhythm so a lot of football players they take like ballet classes for uh you know different reasons that help them in their game would you take any kind of dance class maybe like like a hip hop class to help you? No.
You wouldn't do that? I'm good on that. No, not a big dancer.
No. I mean, get a few drinks if you don't have a little boogie, but maybe.
I mean, I'm doing fine without it for now. Maybe I could.
You're doing fine without it, but there is a cap. What are you going to, I mean, listen, this isn't going to last forever.
You have to keep upping your game. I'll look into it.
Maybe a little ballet. I think a hip hop class would definitely help you.
Maybe, maybe even just start low, started a Zumba class. Maybe your local gym has a Zumba class.
What did your family say when you, when, did they find out? Like, did they know? No, so they found out what I told them. And it was

really funny because I told my mom and stepdad

together, and then as soon as my mom was gone, my stepdad

was like, what are the girls like?

And then I told my aunt and her husband

together, and as soon as my aunt left,

her husband was like, what are the girls like?

As soon as the women were gone, the guys were like,

got any pictures, mate?

Do you think they watch?

And what did you say? How did you say

it? Were you like, hey, I'm going to join

Thank you. As soon as the women go on, the guys are like, got any pictures, mate? Do you think they watch?

And what did you say?

How did you say it?

Were you like, hey, I'm going to join the adult film industry and just wanted to give you a warning?

How do you say that?

I waited until I was already successful to tell them.

Once I quit my day job, I was like, all right, it's time to tell the family what I'm doing.

Because I can't travel the world and keep lying about having a day job But, yeah, I just kind of broke the news to them slowly. Like I told my sisters and my mom first and they took it well.
Their questions were like for my safety. And then I told like the rest of my family kind of together.
And, yeah, it was just like a really calm, like, hey, I do OnlyFans now. I'm doing well at it, blah, blah, blah.
And they were all for it you you brought bags of money when you went to talk to them and you're like you see this this is cash the first thing my auntie said to me when i told her i do only fans is you better not be on the websites that i watch oh shit no because that's a real thing like i i told this story years ago on my podcast i was um like acquaintances with this pretty well-known porn star back in my hometown. And I was just casually scrolling the porn sites and she literally popped up.
And I was like, oh my, like, this is so awkward because now. Is it? Well, yeah, because I knew her and I didn't.
It's kind of like one of those things where it's like, I don't judge you. But like also like because I know you, of personal i want to see it no see if you did a porn kill i would watch it you would yeah you wouldn't watch my porn i was approached to do porn i think you should you want to make it only stay and stay to you cal hey cal it was for a lesbian though yeah that's fine those are away i mean it's scissoring real i don't know not everyone does it but what do you think girth master is scissoring real i think it's like the ground yeah i think so yeah okay wait what is something that guys do in porn that's not like real like what what are tell us about the smoking look any crazy position position you see every porn star's favorite position is slow missionary with eye contact so anytime you see us in videos like picking people up and doing like crazy upside down positions it's just for the camera real that's just that's just for the camera that's as soon as that wraps we're like all right we're done with that that's purely for sure interesting okay so that was one of my questions, right? I was like, does your personal sex life feel not as good as like the porn sex because of like situations like that where you're like doing crazy shit for the cameras?

Because I feel like if I was dating a porn star, right?

Like I would be so concerned that like our sex isn't as good as the sex they have on camera.

No, I mean, it's good in different ways.

Like porn sex is great because like the women are gorgeous and we're doing like fun, exciting

Thank you. I would be so concerned that like our sex isn't as good as the sex they have on camera.
No, I mean, it's good in different ways. Like porn sex is great because like the women are gorgeous and we're doing like fun, exciting things.
And for me, I personally enjoy filming at all. That's a different aspect to it.
Yeah. Sex life in my private life is very different.
Like the lighting doesn't have to be super bright. You can be in the dim lighting, very close, which you can't do on camera.
So they're good in different ways. I definitely, like when I'm having sex with porn,

I don't think about, I wish this was my private life.

And when I'm having my private life sex,

I'm not wishing it was porn.

They're good in different ways.

And I really enjoy both of them.

You have to consciously switch between like,

all right, this isn't on camera.

I'm not going to be crazy with anything.

It's just that intimate moment. But yeah, they're good in different're good in different ways and like very different for their own reasons.
Well, I love that. That's very insightful.
Do you ever disassociate? If I'm about to come, yeah. That's it.
But are you ever like filming a scene and you're like, I actually do not like this. So I'm just going to like, this is work.
No, I mean, sometimes I'll be like staring out the windows thinking about like what i have to do that afternoon yeah like i've got a busy day i'll like it i'll be filming the poem in the back of my mind i'm thinking about it right i have to be careful of like how my face is as well sure like now you know what it's like to have sex as a woman yeah did i get the groceries is he nearly finished i got stuff to do yeah can you walk us through like a typical work day for you like are you filming multiple porn scenes in one day? Or is it like, okay, I know on a Thursday I might have two sex scenes and then I'm off for four days? Right. So typically, like at the moment, I'm shooting a scene every day.
And that's for OnlyFans. And I'll get here.
I've got a bathroom set up with everything they'll need. I've got snacks and drinks in the fridge.
What are your snacks? I've got those little Welch I got those little Welch's jelly things. Girls love them.
So the fruit snacks? Yep. Stickers, popcorn and some little fig bars.
But all anybody touches is a little Welch's fruit snacks. Yeah, because they don't really want to have a fig bar before they come to see you.
It's a little gassy. But then we'll sit down, we'll have a discussion about consent, boundaries.
What don't they do? What do they love? What do they really enjoy? Anything that might come up, anything they're concerned about. And then, yeah, we'll go to the area where we're going to film.
I've got everything set up. Cameras roll, and we just get into it in our own way, whatever.
Sometimes we'll do a storyline. Sometimes we'll just, generally, we'll just roll the cameras and get into it.
Right. What about testing like STDs and things like that?

How does that work in the industry?

So we get tested every two weeks.

And before the shoot, we'll like text each other our results with a little QR code.

And you can verify that QR code with the lab and test it out to make sure we test it real.

Is that they do that within the industry or that's like for everyone that you can get like a qr code to verify uh it's available to everybody it's like there's different testing labs like clear tts cet there's like they're independent labs like civilians can go and get tested as well but in the industry it's a at least every two weeks you need to be tested if you test older than that you, you can't shoot. If anyone ever photoshops their tests, they're immediately executed from out of the circle of trust.
But yeah, you check each other's test. That's another important part of it.
And knock on wood, so far, everything's been fine. Wow.
That is so interesting. I feel like more people should just do that on a regular basis, right? Like not even.
I think that we just don't know about it, well sleeping with civilians in the wild was scary to me like it's civilians in the wild it's scary like a rhinoceros I get it like going home with someone from a bar like I'm wrapping up I'm like I'm scared well I don't know how it is in America but in Australia testing is free and super easy there's clinics all over the place you can just pop in and at. At least for the main reason.
They've got a reasophilus and HIV. Wait, so are you getting swabbed? Are you getting your blood taken? Like what happens? All of the above, yeah.
So we get our blood taken and then we get cotton swabs for every orifice. Wow.
For every orifice? What are your orifices? So women have one more than men. I get my mouth and butt swabbed.
I swab my mouth and butt. And then women also have to swab their vagina.
Okay. Because you can have chlamydia in your throat and nowhere else.
Sure. Those swabs are important.
That's crazy. I think you can also get anything where there's like moisture.
I've heard of people've heard of people getting things. You can smile.
Yeah. Yeah.
People get STIs in their eye. And syphilis is like raging, you know, like people are before it was like a dead thing.
Like nobody ever heard of it, but it's coming back. Oh, good.
All right. Well, yeah, great.
There's a new one as well called MGen going around. I haven't seen the commercials uh mycoplasma genitalium it's like a bacterial thing it's not it's like unlikely to spread i think it's like 30 chance of spreading on contact but it can and it'll spread can cause health conditions in women specifically what is it called yes mgen mycoplasma genitalium Wow.
Yeah's a new STI just dropped. Wow, that's so current.
I'm celibate now. Yeah, I'm like, well, thankfully, I'm in half.
It's scary. As I started getting more into the industry and finding out more about all these STIs, that's why I'm scared of regular people now.
What have you learned about a woman's body that you didn't know before? Where the clitoris is. You didn't know before? I did.
No, I believe this. Over the last couple of years, I'd say like, you don't need to go crazy fast.
Women don't actually like that. No.
That's for you. And he wins the race.
Yes. That's for you, not for us.
It's good because I get gassed quick. I got 30 seconds of full speed and I'm out.
So it was a relief when I realized I didn't have to do all that. Right.
Is pleasure the last thing on the list or is it super important when shooting scenes? I'd say it's pretty important. It is.
Not for everybody. Some people, it's literally just work.
They show up, do their job, and go home. But I think especially with OnlyFans, I'm trying to show authentic pleasure and sexual communication and things like that.
So I find pleasure to be pretty important. Have you ever been afraid that you'd fall in love with another porn star? No.
I mean, look, people definitely do in the industry fall for each other. And it can be very awkward as well, like the colleagues at the end of the day.
So I try to avoid it all. You can get little crushes on people and have little flings here and there.
But for the most part, it's kind of unprofessional in a way. There's people in the industry that do date, get relationships, get married, live together, have families and everything.
Like people successfully do all that.

But for me personally, unless it's something that I just can't avoid,

then I'm going to avoid it.

do you like have to compartmentalize or you just automatically, if you're working with them, you're not going to fall for them? I mean, I definitely put up walls. I'm not trying to do anything that would lead somebody on.
I never want to break a heart or anything like that. Yeah.
But then if there's a little reciprocal flirting and things like that, we can get more casual with it. But my motto is to reciprocate, not initiate.
So like if they start flirting, I'll flirt back. If they do anything, like want to do things off camera, whatever it is, I won't initiate it.
But if they start it, I'll continue it. Have you hooked up with someone outside of porn that you've already done porn with? Oh, for sure.
Yeah. Like sometimes like after we, we'll go again right afterwards or we'll go for dinner and do it again.
For fun. Yeah, for sure.
There's been a few little... At the end of the day, we're like people that love to have sex.
Yeah. Okay.
So typically speaking, people in this industry, they like having sex. It's not necessarily just the job.
It actually is a good fit for them. Yeah, generally.
Not everybody, but for sure. Yeah, okay.
I love that. That's the best people to work with.
I'm fired. You're right.
At the end of the day, in porn, everything hinges on the guy getting a bono. Whether it's a major production or a small production, that's where the rubber meets the road.

If that doesn't happen, then the scene can't happen. Are you going blue shoe or what's going on?

I've used my algebra like three times now.

Okay.

But generally speaking, I'm just...

You're just young and ready.

Right, yeah. Full of testosterone.
Easy to go.

Have you ever met with another adult actress and been like,'m not attracted to you i can't do this no no i mean i organize everything myself when i come to shooting so you know i seen their work on twitter before whatever whatever platform they're on i've seen their work i want to shoot with them i think we make great content together some of the time that we actually get to shooting, I know everything I need to know. I know I'm into them.
I know we're going to have a good scene together. I was shocked when Tracy told me that Twitter, like, and the fact that you just said Twitter over like X and XX, which is what I watch, I would have never thought, like, what am I supposed to Google or what am I supposed to look up on Twitter if I'm looking out for it which do i just like look up death monster so is that what i do like is that do people use twitter for porn twitter's huge yeah yeah it's like a significant part of their traffic it used to be like tumblr right and now it's yeah you don't have any porn on it yeah it was like 40% of the posts on Tumblr were porn.

It's huge in terms of ad revenue for these platforms.

It's like a big reason they do it.

But how if there's no, like you're not selling something.

Well, I guess you are if you post like your OnlyFans and stuff like that.

And so you're like giving them a sneak peek. But how does X or Twitter, how do they make money from that?

They make money from it by ads. Same way facebook instagram have ads twitter has ads through the twitter feed and they oh to search use that as like a search engine the more they're seeing ads just like any other platform okay because people use twitter for porn they spend more time on twitter which means more money for twitter okay and for us we make money.
It's like a platform to market ourselves, just like TikTok and any other platform. Totally.
Okay. So what is the craziest sex scene that you've ever done? I did one yesterday that was really cool with Angela White and Violet Myers, like two of the biggest names in the industry.
They had like this full leather belt, like lingerie outfits on with these like real high boots. It really cool we had a cameraman and everything it's like a really like probably like my biggest budget production yet it was really cool and for like crazies i did like a i filmed like in the like on a hiking trail the other day it was pretty cool okay yeah did you before or after or you were just like, I'm tired? Like mid-hike.
Yeah. What are the weird things that you're into? Have you ever finished? I'm finding I'm a relatively vanilla guy.
Yeah. Like normal sex, kissing, sweet things.
That's my jam. I'm not – no crazy kinks.
You're the boyfriend experience. Even a little exhibition boy little exhibitionism yeah right like maybe there's a little like exhibitionist in me but for the most part a little i mean so is there like a since you do all of this by yourself do you have like a budget for film i'm not asking what your budget is but does every scene is every scene a different cost like you have like full production little production phone jam like you're just doing it on a phone like how does that work i mean like it's a business so i definitely invest in it and you invest the biggest investments are like locations to shoot out really like i have a camera that i shoot with that i purchased right and like new equipment that i'll keep upgrading and new light setups and things like that but i think the biggest expense is like location can you guys a chicken coop so i don't know if you yeah she's got dodson and chicken so we don't want salvanilla you know what i mean like you're reaching into the eggs and you get stuck and i um could you just buy a house to always shoot at eventually yeah for a studio relatively soon yeah yeah that would be cool because i feel like then you don't have to worry about any location fees people seeing their airbnb on like a porn site you don't have to worry about any of that yeah i mean yeah it's all an investment at the end of the day yeah you're gonna buy your own dungeon i love this have you ever seen a lot of dungeon kind of guy have you ever seen fair abraham's backdoor porn maybe i'm not sure

not as much as i used to what are your search terms i'm like a categories guy like i'll go

to reddit and look at like maybe i want to see like blowjobs i'll go like the blowjob subreddit

and stuff like that i like go by categories yeah a lot of poor yeah again like most i think

Thank you. and look at like, maybe I want to see like blowjob.
So I'll get like the blowjob subreddit and stuff like that. I'm like going by categories.
Reddit has porn? A lot of porn. Yeah, again, like most, I think a significant amount of that traffic is porn.
Most of the internet is porn. Yeah.
I'm pretty sure the reason the internet, like this is like a, this is a fact that the reason the internet grew as fast as it did is for porn distribution. Like you can look that up.
It's a real thing. The has always been...
We thought it was for podcasting, but it's not. It's for porn.
Yeah. No, because I'm mindfucked right now.
I did not know that. I didn't start watching porn until I was like 25 years old.
No. Okay, I have a really good question.
Yep. Are girls sliding your DMs, I'm imagining, right? Yep.
And are you picking up what they're putting down? What's happening here? I mean, yeah, like my DMs are blowing up. Like I said, I'm shooting every day.
My schedule has been jam-packed for months. I'm about to slow down real soon.
I'm taking some time off at the end of this month. But yeah, DMs are are hitting me up to like send me merch right but i want to go on dates and stuff like that yeah our girls are girls are hitting you up to hang out with them are you hanging out with any of them i don't want to break any house out there but i'm not no because it's weird to be like if they want to meet me just because they know me as girth master right then they want that like porn experience and i just regular.
Right. So they have to be like, Hey, I actually have no clue what you do.
Right. Yeah.
You just look very handsome and interesting. I'd love to get to know you.
Right. It's a problem.
Cause now like I can recognize so much when I open hinge, every person matching with me is like, I know you from somewhere. Right.
Yeah. I don't want to like, I don't want to feel like I have to perform or anything.
I i just want to be a regular guy and i'll see how that goes i don't know i'm going to adjust to this platform i've got now all right so ladies if you're sliding in the dms you gotta act like we've never seen one before expose yourself let me know you know who i am so i can let that one slide oh wow okay we're out now we're out you want that to fill in order for you to take a break from this, but still continue to make money. Will you be able to make money off of what you've already posted or will you have to film enough content to post while you're off? Does that make sense? No.
Yeah, no. So I own all the content I've made.
I distribute it myself. So I'll, at the moment, I've got about 40 scenes waiting to release and I'll release stories over the next, you know, half, over the next six months.

So while you're off. And I take time off and just, yeah.

Okay.

Okay.

I'll still film here and there and do bits of pieces, but for the most part, I'll be off.

Well, that'll be nice.

Are you looking to act?

I mean, I've done a few little, like, guest appearances in, like, some little short films for friends and stuff, but no one may just approach me, but I'll be open to it. Interesting.
Well, maybe someone's watching. Maybe Steven Spielberg, hit me up.
I'm trying to get one of my biggest fans. Cale, you were just saying that Steven Spielberg listens to this podcast.
No, Tracy, that's what you told me. That's what you told me.
trying to get this so crazy a little lifetime movie role and I can't even get that so Martin Scorsese told me that he is big into all of your podcasts Cal yes I know and also Stephen King wants to make a horror film about it my life so I gave him a lot of material um do you ever have you ever make like blooper reels from filming sex like cut out all the funny stuff that happens yeah yeah when i'm editing i cut like to the main bit of the video and keep everything i cut out in a little separate file i'll post that down because it is funny like someone falls off when they're riding and like fall on the floor that's funny oh for sure like one of my girlfriends was telling me about how her wig fell off and i was like couldn't reach it well it was just like what do you do do you get up and get it or do you just let it let it go you know what i mean um i the first time i ever had sex with one of my kids dads i queeped so loud and I had never queeched in my life. I was another

five.

Yeah, I leave the queech in.

Yeah, but I didn't know what a

queep was, so it was ten times

more embarrassing. You know what I mean?

Of course. Queechs are really funny to me.

I leave them in the video. I used to try to edit the noise

of it out, but I leave it in now.

It's normal. It happens to everyone.

And also I kind of laugh when the subtle queechs. Guys don't care.
I don't care. That's so funny.
Okay, female squirting, female ejaculation. Is it real or not? Show your work.
It is real. You're not.
It's a percentage P for show. There's definitely P pee in there and some girls are definitely just peeing anytime a girl tells me that she learned how to squirt i'm like all right you're gonna pee on me i get it are you if it's pee i'm not i'm not a big pee guy i mean how are you oh my god once i was filming with a girl who like 69ing and she like squirted on my face but it was she't even hydrated.
It was like pee in my beard. That's all I could smell.
I had to wash my face off mid-scene. It was just pee.
What do you even do? Do you shut it down and get mad, or do you just handle it and keep it moving? I just put my head to the side. I kept going a little bit, put my head to the side, took some breaths of fresh air.
And as soon as there was a break, I just washed my face. Not much you can do.
This is a hard time. Some girls are actual squirters.
You can tell. There's real squirters out there.
I think it's still a little bit pee, but there must be a separate reservoir in there somewhere when you squirt it. They say there is.
There's a different glands or something. I don't know.
Do like have you do have experience with that with people sweating who are you asking kale tracy right oh no absolutely not that's why i'm saying like i think it's p i think that i mean everything that you see is i'm like that's just like you're just peeing and i think that a lot of them just really hydrate before so it's you know you know like when when people i know that when people are trying to pass a drug test they like keep drinking water and keep drinking water so that there's like nothing in your pee but water and it's like that's what i think they're doing sometimes they'll show up with like a gallon of pedialyte yeah this is what i'm saying there this is a thing so your suggestion is if these girls are going to do squirt scenes, just keep drinking water. Cause otherwise you're going to have to.
Yeah. Even like visually, if it's like a bit yellow on camera, like that doesn't look great.
Like, right. That's what I'm saying.
Make it clear about what it is. Right.
Cause then you got to use a filter. It's like a whole big thing.
So on my other podcast with one of my girlfriends, we were discussing backshots. I said backshots is like doggy style, but she said it's like when a guy comes.
Which one is it? Doggy style. Backshots is like doggy style or when they're like throwing it back on you right back shots okay so i was correct yeah okay okay period i was right well we have the real questions answered here i know everything about i could be a porn star hell i am going listen now paul said that she doesn't think she could take it i think she could do it i think she would need some coaching through it and i am willing to be your lamaze coach thank you like a little cheerleader on the sign yeah just like hey kale breathe look at me look at me breathe you're doing a great job you'd be fine most people can take it it's it's not that that on another podcast or interview radio you i was it tracy somebody told i heard through the grapevine that it was computer girth was compared to a wine bottle is that true that was that picture that we saw are we talking like stanley i mean a little thinner than the base bit there's a really good like comparison photo with the wine bottle on my twitter yeah but see there's a problem the problem is i think that listen i'm not taking anything away from you i've seen it from all different angles or something or whatever people have shown me pictures i didn't really look um but you're right i feel like sometimes you can get a good angle i've seen many guys send over a dick pic and it's like, I think it might be really big.

You don't know.

You're a super...

I mean, Cale, can you agree with this?

And then you see it in real life and you're like, all right, well, that's not exactly

what you showed me.

And I feel like angles can change things.

Yep.

And I feel like the wine bottle was a little bit of a skewed angle just from what I've

seen from other videos.

You've got me read the sales. Yeah.
It's not literally a wine bottle size like that's kind of crazy right but i mean it's a great photo you know i had a friend that sent me a photo um it was with like a like a 22 ounce bottle of uh you know some kind of malt liquor i'm just talking about classy stuff here and i i was like this is a great picture you should be sending this out like this is great i don't know if it was accurate but a good angle is everything oh egg is the key i don't mean like knowing how to take a good dick pic is a real skill right you should do some kind of class like a demonstration master class or dick pics yes you we need listen as i'm a single woman i need this from you because you need to teach these men. Yeah, I see them all too.
They message me like, hey, brother, I want to do what you're doing. Like, it's like a dick pic in the dark laying down in bed with dirty laundry in the background.
So bad. Get off the toilet seat before you take a dick pic, please.
Yeah, thank you. And also the toilet's in the background.
Then it's like the remote control. Guys, guys i don't know how big your remote control is this is also the remote control is a very dirty object yeah you shouldn't be putting that near your penis listen i'm not listen i'm not saying that i'm gonna maybe help you develop some merch but what do you think about some kind of measurement tool that will help men give us an accurate depiction of what we're in for? Like a little fabric tape measure? No, I mean just something that's yours.
Something that's yours, like maybe a smaller wine bottle with some kind of you know guidance on it some kind of

measurement it's like regular water bottles are great like the i don't know what you use 600 mil

like stated water bottle size great does it only can't it's kind of too thick for the average

person to compare to i think right but yeah just a water bottle is great or like use something

maybe a little smaller than your dick right just so that it you know trumps it yeah yeah i like that i've gotten like an old spice deodorant classic yep yeah and it was covering almost the entire thing. And I was like, yeah, I am interested in going out tonight.
Thank you. Like, that's the picture.
One of my favorites is I'll get like a beer bottle and put it behind my dick and you can't see the beer bottle at all. Yes.
And then you bring it out of the video and the beer bottle. This is the kind of stuff you need to teach these men.
Kel's face right now. He can't teach them if they don't have the girth.
Yeah, but there's so many men that need to come out of their shells because I know that they're hiding. I know that they're hiding because I haven't seen that many of them.
Is this a genetic thing? When did you realize that you were a little different? I realized in high school. I went to an all-boys school, so is this a genetic thing? Like when did you realize that you were a little different? I mean, I realized in high school.
Like I went to an all boys school. So we were talking about our dicks a fair bit, right? Yeah.
So we did that. But yeah, since then I've really found out how big it was when I started doing porn.
I worked with Joanna Angel and she's like a veteran in the industry. Yeah, she's great.
She's still doing me. I had like the biggest dick she'd dick she'd ever felt so i was like all right now i'm someone who's seen every porn dick and says mine's the thickest like that that's what has sunk in that it was really something out of the ordinary yeah the porn industry and the comedy industry are very like close to each other we're kind of there's a lot of over no no no there's i mean you know this right there's there's a ton of overlap because of podcasting there's a ton of overlap um there's a lot of publicists that work with both comics and porn stars there's a ton of podcasting that i did i used to do a podcast that was from a strip club we did it from the from the champagne room it was called the week in sex that i did uh and we used to have porn stars on constantly we had to have at the stevens on we've had like tons and tons of porn stars on.
Are you pulling my leg right now? No, no. I do another podcast sometimes the Sex, Drugs, and Rock and Roll podcast that's here in New York.
And they have tons of porn stars on too. Yeah, there's a lot of porn people as well that are like friends with comedians.
There's a lot of overlap. A lot of porn stars like do a little bit of standup on the side too.
I'm sorry, Cal. Y'all are taxable trades.
I can't even... I would have never...
I hear a lot of LA. Everyone knows everyone in LA.
It's the small Hollywood scene. Even if you're maybe an influencer, you might still run into really high...
Very well known. Like A-listers.

Yeah, A-listers. And I've seen

that, but I would have never guessed porn

and comedian. Comedy and porn overlap.

Is there a niche

corner of porn that is comedian

based? Like, it's funny.

I haven't seen

comedy porn, but yeah, I've got

a few friends in the industry that do stand-up.

And speaking of that overlap of A-listers in the industry, i met eddie kendrick at a party once that's me like who am i to meet eddie kendrick wow okay well i guess i need to pit out more i just i don't i tell you all the time i don't know there's a weird place well i think america is a weird place too but i'll agree with that one wow how fucking interesting is this i just so i went on my little facebook group right and i'm like what do y'all want to know so i'm going to pull up some questions that the fans wrote in oh sure let's see if there's some good ones well someone this was a statement not a question but his only fans has got to be popping god bless god bless were you on the disrespectfully podcast yeah okay i did not katie and dana okay so well everyone was saying that was a very good episode so they're fans um yeah Yeah, it was a lot of fun. I was their first guest on that podcast.
Oh, wow. Oh, that's exciting.
Would you ever start a podcast? I don't think anyone wants to hear me yet that much. I got to TikTok my little minute long chats.
Yeah, maybe one day. I'm surprised there's a ton of podcasters that no one wants to listen to.
I feel the memes like we need to start taxing podcast equipment for men. Mostly men.
Any woman I'll listen to men question. So Ash Tina wants to know if something like a career in porn, how it impacts your overall mental health.
I think it depends what you choose to put into it and what you expect out of it. Like for me personally, it's been great.
I've got more freedom than I've ever had in my last. I'm my own boss and I love everything about what I do.
For some people, maybe they don't know what to expect when they get into it and it can kind of not be the best thing for them to do. But as far as mental health for me personally goes, it's been great.
I know a lot of people, it's one of those strange industries where like, there's no nepotism at all. And everyone's here because they wanted to take a chance on themselves for a better life.
And they did it. And we're all in that same boat of like, going from not having had what we wanted in life to backing backing ourselves and getting it someone wants to know if it's super heavy when you're just like walking around all day no i'm a grower it shrinks right up interesting i used to be really self-conscious is that a real thing like where we're not a shower i think most guys are growers okay okay it's really funny we're like after we sleep with someone if they haven't seen it soft and then we're like cuddling on the couch and they see it fully soft they usually laugh like where did it go like you ever get lightheaded when you get hard no but i get like i have no brain cells where i'm hard like i think that's every man, right? I've seen very small dicks take away any kind of brain power.

Thank God I got a vasectomy because I'm such an idiot.

All a girl has to say is, wouldn't it feel better without a condom?

I'm like, oh my God, yeah.

What kind of idea?

Oh, you should leave it in.

Wouldn't it feel good?

Oh my God, yeah.

I didn't think of that.

Thank you.

Oh my God.

And then I spend the next month in cold sweat every night. Right said I have a kid.
Getting a sex to me was a great idea. Brittany, Duncan wants to know if you have a brother.
A couple half-brothers, yeah. Okay.
They said, oh, I could have done it too when I was younger. Are they half-half? Are they the good half or the bad half? The bad half.
Oh, okay. All right.
Do you think you get your dick from your mom's side or your dad's side? People have told me that it comes from my mom's dad. Okay, so you have your mother's dick.
What? I'm going to stop you right there. Look, my mom and my grandma are both virgins, sweet angels.
No, I think it's coming from your mother's side. I've never seen a dick.
This is true. Yeah, no, I know.
All of our parents are virgins, so that's good. 100%, yeah.
So have all the women that you collab with on scenes, had they seen your size and the girth prior to the scene?

Like 99% of the

time, yeah. Okay.
It's been a couple

of times where we've linked up through Instagram

and we've organized a shoot

and they come over and I'm like, I have like a

little spiel I give and it's like, if you need to stop at

any time, please feel free to say stop. But if you need

to do, if it's too much, you can slow me down.

And they're like, I'll be fine.

And they see it and they're like, holy

shit, they freak out. So it's not been

a couple of times. Sometimes they have no idea

what you're getting yourself into for sure so it's like it's like a waiver so in uh i don't know if this ever happened in Australia I think in America we have like restaurants that have wings that are so spicy you have to sign a waiver yeah I've done them so have you done something like that with your dick no way like hey guys I'm showing you what it is and I mean we do like consent paperwork and everything beforehand so that's fine fine. But never made anyone sign a waiver.
Okay. Love that.
Well, I am kind of speechless. I don't even know where to go from here.
We've learned so much today. I really have.
This has been truly educational. I feel like this will be a learning curve for men out there on the dick pics on getting tested.
I think that needs to be a regular thing. I also think that regular men that are just not even in the porn industry need to take a note or two from the vasectomy thing.
So I'll leave that there. And thanks for coming on Barely Famous.
I love this. Awesome.
Thank you so much for having me. I appreciate the chat.
Yeah, of course. Where do people find you? And where where can people go watch your only fans or support whatever you're doing yep so girthmaster.com they have there's an extra r on the end of the name girthmaster so girthmaster.com tick tock girthmaster.real instagram's girthmaster twitter's girthmaster you can just google girthmaster at this point it'll come up so yeah uh Do your research and find me on there.
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