Girthmaster: The Man Behind the Girth

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Speaker 6 Welcome to the shit show. Things are going to get weird.

Speaker 6 it's your fae villain kale

Speaker 6 and you're listening to barely famous

Speaker 6 hello girth master hello hello how are we how are you i'm very good thank you how are you doing welcome to barely famous

Speaker 6 thanks for having me but i think that you have gained some fame over the last couple weeks uh are you familiar with the podcast where tracy introduced me to your content?

Speaker 4 Yeah, I did. I saw that.

Speaker 4 I used Sherry Ben Brands. Right.

Speaker 4 Thanks for sharing. Yeah.
I'm great.

Speaker 6 Okay. So we're going to go.
We're going to jump right in because I'm going to pretend like I have never Googled you and I know nothing about you, but I do have one burning question.

Speaker 6 I don't know your real name. Do you share your real name?

Speaker 4 No, no, I don't. I get like the occasional weird death threat, so I like to keep that

Speaker 4 private.

Speaker 4 If you need like a fake name,

Speaker 4 I go by Ben as like a my pseudonym pseudonym.

Speaker 6 Like Ben Dover.

Speaker 4 Yeah, yeah, thanks for

Speaker 4 just Ben.

Speaker 4 Minds in the gutter, I see.

Speaker 6 Yeah, I, you know what? If it wasn't a podcast, I'd probably ask to see it, but I, that's probably

Speaker 6 I think we'd see it, though. But yeah, well, I wouldn't do like a personal show.

Speaker 4 Wow.

Speaker 4 Okay. Wow.
I mean, it's dormant right now, but you know, I'm not opposed to getting it out. Wow.
Okay. Okay.
Maybe offline.

Speaker 6 this is a family podcast now imagine

Speaker 6 are the girls that you work with are they okay

Speaker 4 mostly yeah is it like health wise yeah they survive no i mean just like i would be curious to know how they're walking after their shift

Speaker 6 have you ever hurt someone so badly that they had to get some medical attention

Speaker 4 not seriously no no one's been to the hospital like they usually they take like an Epsom salt bath afterwards, a lot of self-care. Right.
Yeah.

Speaker 6 Is there blood often?

Speaker 4 Not often, no.

Speaker 6 But sometimes. It's happened.

Speaker 4 Like, I mean, there's a lot of reasons blood can come out of a vagina. You know, I'm not sure.
Not always to blame.

Speaker 4 It can be. Like, there's the occasional little micro tear, I'm sure.

Speaker 6 Sure.

Speaker 6 I would say it's a tear tear, not a micro tear. I would say a macro tear.

Speaker 4 Guilty.

Speaker 6 I do have a question for you, though. I don't know if you've talked about this on other interviews.

Speaker 6 I've watched a couple, but how does, and I guess this goes for you, but also for other people in the adult industry, is how are

Speaker 6 porn stars not becoming desensitized to sex, right? Like, how

Speaker 6 do you have a normal sex life when you have sex for a living?

Speaker 4 Yeah, absolutely. I mean, I...
I make porn because I really love to make porn. Like, I really enjoy sex.
And if I ever felt that it impacted on my personal sex life, I would cut back on board 100%.

Speaker 4 Like, I just really enjoy sex. And I was really enjoying sex, was

Speaker 4 having great sex, and decided to start filming it and really enjoyed it.

Speaker 6 So, when you're working and you have to do scenes for X amount of time, does that impact your personal sex life?

Speaker 6 Like, does it change, you know, for me personally, I only have a cool 10, 15 minutes in me, and that's about it.

Speaker 4 Like, I can't go further than that.

Speaker 6 You know what I mean? So, how does that

Speaker 6 take longer?

Speaker 4 Like, will it take longer because of a desensitizing situation or no oh like a physical sensation yeah no no no not at all like there's still some times like even when i'm filming in my private life where like i might come like i have the feeling of coming on too quick so really yeah i mean it's the real skill is like managing to last long enough for me I think with my size, everyone's extra tight.

Speaker 4 So yeah, I just think of like those Sunday morning hungover thoughts. Like, I shouldn't have texted that person.
I shouldn't have said this to them.

Speaker 4 Think those Sunday scary thoughts and the feeling of coming goes away pretty quick.

Speaker 6 Or like. So you think about everything that you've ever regretted.

Speaker 4 Exactly, yep. Or like, if I ever embarrass myself, like my go-to at the moment, I was at a sex club in Amsterdam, like watching the performance on stage.
And I was sober.

Speaker 4 I was leaning on the bar watching, tried to get a better view by sliding down the bar, knocked over like 50 glasses, smashed them.

Speaker 4 Remember the person on stage lost his bone and they had to close the curtains. Everyone looked at me and there were like people around I was trying to impress.

Speaker 4 I think in that moment and feeling goes away.

Speaker 6 That's the worst feeling for me, though. Like, if that sensation was to come on and then I was like quickly trying to turn it off, I think, I don't think I would get it back.

Speaker 6 I think that's different for women, though.

Speaker 4 Yeah, with women, like the goal is coming, and it's like a slow buildup to it. For me, like, yeah, the skill is delaying that.

Speaker 4 And there's little like, maybe I'll change the camera angle or like take a little five-stack, you know, little 30-second break, get a drink of water just to delay things a little bit if we need more footage.

Speaker 4 But sometimes like

Speaker 4 we've only had sex for like say five or ten minutes and then the feeling's coming on it feels good for both of us like let's finish it right here you know it's right and you're like this is going to be more of a tick tock than a feature link

Speaker 4 yeah the trailer is the full thing

Speaker 4 i like that i think that's definitely geared towards women yeah like it shows that authenticity too like and if they're i'm pretty big if i can see that they're kind of struggling with it i'm not trying to go for half an hour like we can wrap it up whatever they want.

Speaker 6 Yeah, I would say two, three minutes is fine, right?

Speaker 4 Yeah,

Speaker 4 I mean, a lot of women didn't, like, my experience, like two or three minutes is five. You don't need the longest marathon session in the world.

Speaker 6 No, that's more for you guys and your ego.

Speaker 4 That's not for us.

Speaker 4 Yeah,

Speaker 6 I can't, like I said, I think 10 minutes is like the sweet spot. You know what I mean? I can't, that's a long time to go for half an hour.

Speaker 6 Do you ever feel like a zoo animal because people are just asking and talking to you about this one thing and don't really get to know you outside of this?

Speaker 4 Get to know the man behind me, Jerh.

Speaker 4 Not really, no. I mean,

Speaker 4 if I ever feel like that, I can just talk my phone down. Like, I've got my own life going on, my own friends and family and everything around me.

Speaker 4 You know, I just, my only interaction with all that is as much as I expose myself to.

Speaker 6 Right.

Speaker 6 Passions other than porn.

Speaker 4 Honestly, the last couple of years, I've been working so much that it's like I've been lazy in on it.

Speaker 4 But I mean, I like to like watch movies, read some books, hang out with friends, been learning how to sail lately, got a bunch of houseplants. Oh, just whatever.

Speaker 6 Visit family. You with the house.

Speaker 4 Yeah.

Speaker 6 All right, so fucking in house plans.

Speaker 4 All right, written down.

Speaker 6 What did you do before this?

Speaker 4 I've had like every cheesy porn storyline job in real life.

Speaker 4 Like I've been a pizza boy, construction worker, landscaper, like bag and chandler, like every any entry-level job with no experience required, I've done it all.

Speaker 6 If you lost it all tomorrow and you couldn't do these videos anymore, what would the job be that you went back to?

Speaker 4 I'd probably do something like in construction, I'd say. Like I love having like a bunch of good colleagues around to chat with.
That's the most important thing for me.

Speaker 4 I had an office job for a year and it was just like soul draining. Like the little

Speaker 4 just the office culture was just not for me. I miss having that like sense of camaraderie and working with the lads.
It's good fun.

Speaker 4 Yeah, you need to work at like the olive garden or something i love the og i love olive garden all those like american chain restaurants like so you need chili that's the best no like chilies is the foundation and you get like the italian chilies is olive garden steak chilies is ruth chris like i love the american chain restaurant so much fun do they not have those in australia no not like that what do you guys have

Speaker 4 like just like regular restaurants i guess like we have mcdonald's burger king and kfc and then otherwise it's just other little things.

Speaker 6 You don't have the fine dining that we have here in America.

Speaker 4 Yeah, no olive garden, no chilies, no apple bees.

Speaker 6 No chilies.

Speaker 4 No chilies in Australia.

Speaker 6 Oh my God, Kale. Wait, I don't think I would survive there.

Speaker 4 Also, I love chilies so much.

Speaker 4 I love chilies.

Speaker 6 I love chilies. These are a matchman in heaven.
This is great. I'm actually going to shut my camera off because this is disgusting.

Speaker 6 I mean, he likes lands and books. I feel like we're the same person.

Speaker 6 Is the porn industry as popular in Australia as it is in America?

Speaker 4 I'd say so, yeah. I mean, everybody watches porn.

Speaker 4 Oh, it's like a worldwide thing. For sure, yeah.
I mean, it's been going up for thousands of years. Like there's porn carved into temples in India.
Like it's everywhere. Yeah.

Speaker 6 And it's mostly your porn that's carved into the temples.

Speaker 4 Yeah, right. Yeah.
Like that's prophecy foretold.

Speaker 6 It's the QR code that they put on the wall.

Speaker 6 You get it.

Speaker 6 So you're doing really well right now. You're making a ton of money as you shared with a lot of people on TikTok that you're making it, what I mean, what was your first big purchase?

Speaker 6 Like, how has your life changed now that you're loaded?

Speaker 4 I'm sort of a major, like,

Speaker 4 big purchase kind of guy. Um,

Speaker 4 I got like a fitted suit made like a few months ago. Like, I finally had like nice clothes that fit me properly because I got I'm a six foot six guy with long arms.

Speaker 6 Time out.

Speaker 4 Let me stop you right there. Time out.

Speaker 6 You're six foot six.

Speaker 4 Yeah.

Speaker 6 Kelly's six foot six and he loves chilies. What?

Speaker 6 What are you doing tonight, Cal?

Speaker 4 Wow.

Speaker 4 I'm speechless. Wow.

Speaker 6 The tabloids are going to pick this up in a second. Well, you know what? The good thing is I'm fixed and I heard that you've got a vasectomy, so I guess.

Speaker 4 Hey, we're doubly safe.

Speaker 6 You guys are spayed and neutered. Amazing.

Speaker 6 So you have clothes that fit you now? What else?

Speaker 4 My biggest single purchase is I bought a Cartier watch.

Speaker 4 And that's me done with Designer probably forever.

Speaker 4 It was right after I went crazy viral. A little like, I handled this week pretty well.
It was a very stressful crazy week. Right.
And I treated myself to a little nice purchase.

Speaker 6 Do you find it hard to maintain a monogamous relationship or do you have no interest in that right now?

Speaker 4 No interest in that right now. Like I've beat up plenty of dates and there's there's like girls that I like am very friendly with, but at the moment, just not really looking to settle down.
I'm

Speaker 4 focused on work a lot. If somebody comes along that fits in with my lifestyle well at the moment, then that's great.

Speaker 4 But yeah, it's not, I find if I'm looking for a relationship, then it means I'm going to settle for something that I may not be 100% happy with.

Speaker 4 So at least for the time being, well, I've got plenty of time on my side. I'll, I'm happy to wait.

Speaker 6 Yeah, no, I get that. I can't even imagine what that would be like to date in your industry and also just, I mean, at this age, Tracy, you like being single, right? I love being single.

Speaker 4 Yeah.

Speaker 4 Yeah.

Speaker 6 It's different. Yeah, but it's different, Cale, because you have, you know, one or two kids.
So it's a little bit different

Speaker 4 for you.

Speaker 6 I don't want any children. So I feel like, what's the point?

Speaker 4 Yeah, I can get that.

Speaker 6 Are you going to reverse your vasectomy? Like, are you planning? Like, do you want children in the future?

Speaker 4 Yeah, I'd say one day I will. Okay.
I mean, that's really at the moment. I don't know anybody that I want children with, so I'm happy to get a character to me.

Speaker 4 And because I'm so promiscuous and a lot of girls aren't on birth control, it was just a sensible decision to make, in my opinion.

Speaker 4 But down the road, for sure, if I meet someone I want kids with, I'll definitely get it reversed. But I like the fact that it'll be like my decision to reverse it.
It's like a conscious status.

Speaker 4 Right?

Speaker 6 So is it typical for men in this industry to get vasectomies, or did you kind of just take it upon yourself to go get one? And to second that question, before I forget, I have ADHD.

Speaker 6 Were the doctors like, no, we're not going to do this because of your age and not having any children?

Speaker 4 Did they ever give you a hard time about not wanting to give you a vasectomy interest you know so the vasectomies in the industry when i got mine i was the only guy i knew if they had one i've spoken to a few other guys since and they have got them it's not common it's not required but it's there's guys with vasectomies in the industry and the process of getting it was super easy like i went to my doctor's office he asked if i had children i said no and he said that's not important anyway and i got the vasectomy done and the procedure itself was like i walked out 10 minutes after i walked in a day of an ice pack and I was fine.

Speaker 6 Yeah, just a little peas on your balls, right? You put

Speaker 4 frozen peas.

Speaker 4 Didn't keep them in three or four days, and I was sad. Oh my God.
Men really suffer, huh?

Speaker 4 It's a tough life.

Speaker 6 They probably gave you anesthesia as well, right?

Speaker 4 No, they offered me... Oh, no, they gave me

Speaker 4 local anesthesia, yeah. Just for the area.

Speaker 4 So they offered me valium, I think, but I didn't take it.

Speaker 6 Wow. I mean, that's, I mean, I really respect you for doing that because I feel like so many people in the industry, like,

Speaker 6 we know better, right? And we just don't do better. So you really took initiative there.

Speaker 4 So probably, like, in my private life, like, not on camera, not in the porn industry, like a lot of girls I know just aren't on birth control for so many different reasons.

Speaker 4 It's like a trend almost going away from it. And I read a book recently that's at a good point that men are fertile every day in a month.
Women are fertile like three days in a month.

Speaker 4 So it makes more sense for me to be the one to wear the protection.

Speaker 6 It does. I take double birth control pills just in case.

Speaker 4 Can't be too careful. What the fuck?

Speaker 6 I'll take every birthday. I take the whole month up front.
I don't care. I want to make sure.

Speaker 6 You don't want any cross problems running around? No, I'm good. I'm really good.
I'm just so busy. You know, I wish I could.
I love kids so much. I'm just so busy.

Speaker 4 Right. I mean, you could borrow one of mine.

Speaker 6 I wouldn't mind. I mean, listen, the older the better.

Speaker 4 Right.

Speaker 6 Would you date a girl with kids?

Speaker 4 I could.

Speaker 4 I mean, I've got a bird. Really?

Speaker 4 Kids have to be cool, though. Really? I don't want to get all like seeing those brats.
Like, you got to have cool kids. Right.

Speaker 6 So, um, I wouldn't qualify. So,

Speaker 4 um,

Speaker 6 so that's funny. Wow.

Speaker 4 Okay.

Speaker 6 Well, there's so much that I don't, I still don't, I feel like I don't know you still. Like, what, let's dig deep.
Like, what does Girth Master do? So, you, you don't do big purchases.

Speaker 6 Um, you have a vasectomy, right? Like, you love to read books and your plants.

Speaker 6 I literally, before we started podcasting, got on and showed my little plant babies that aren't, they're just having so many plant babies and I'm loving it right now. So like,

Speaker 6 what else? What else is there to Gerkmaster?

Speaker 6 Yeah, what have you? I mean, you've been doing a ton of podcasts lately. What have you not talked about on a podcast? What have people not asked you that you wanted to share with the world?

Speaker 4 I mean, I'm a pretty open book. I've shed a lot.

Speaker 4 I don't know. I have a real homebody as well.

Speaker 4 Like, I am just spending most of my free time at home in my little local area, cooking, staying in my apartment, playing video games, hanging out with friends. What are you cooking?

Speaker 4 Italian food is my favorite to cook.

Speaker 6 But, like, I know. Okay, what's your deal? What's your signature dish?

Speaker 4 Any kind of pasta.

Speaker 6 Like, okay, if meat cup of what are you making us?

Speaker 4 I mean, a good carpan hour is pretty easy. Like, easy to impress with.

Speaker 6 So you're just looking to make us something easy?

Speaker 4 You think I'm easy?

Speaker 4 Hey, hey, hey, I'm not saying that. You'll me.

Speaker 4 Wow.

Speaker 6 We just got played.

Speaker 4 We did. These are our own words against us.

Speaker 6 What are you reading? I just read The Women by Kristen Hanna, and now I'm reading Bye Baby by, I don't remember what the author is. Wow, The Women and Bye Baby.

Speaker 6 That's probably exactly what he's reading.

Speaker 4 I haven't read for a couple weeks now, but Calypso by David Sedaris.

Speaker 6 Okay, okay, I've never heard of that. So David Sedaris, you said?

Speaker 4 Yeah.

Speaker 6 I love David Sedaris. That is my favorite author.
Yeah, he's amazing. He's good.

Speaker 4 He's another one called Dress Your Kids in Blue Jeans and Denim.

Speaker 6 Yes. Just

Speaker 6 a very, very good book.

Speaker 6 My favorite of his is Naked and Me Talk Pretty One Day. Very, very funny books.

Speaker 4 Have you gotten through all of them?

Speaker 4 No, I've got Me Talk Pretty One Day in my bag, though, so that's the next one.

Speaker 6 He's fantastic. You read? You didn't say that to me.
Listen, I know that I just look like a pretty face, but I also can read. No, because you said Noelle reads.
Well, Noelle reads what you read.

Speaker 6 I don't read what you read. I'm a very non-fiction kind of girl.

Speaker 6 Yeah, and I don't know if you know this, Girth Master. I'm a stand-up comedian, so I love reading nonfiction.
I love reading comedy.

Speaker 6 And that's like kind of my thing.

Speaker 6 Another author, if you like David Sedaris, I would suggest Dave Hill, who's another comic that writes in his style that's very, you know, autobiographical and antidotes and short stories.

Speaker 6 Very, very funny.

Speaker 4 And I don't know

Speaker 6 about me, but I'm also a comedian on TV, though. I'm not, I don't do stand-up.

Speaker 6 It's definitely comedy, what Kale does.

Speaker 4 Yeah.

Speaker 4 Listen, I laugh.

Speaker 4 Yeah.

Speaker 6 I laugh. Do you know what Kale does?

Speaker 4 No, I'm not super familiar. I've seen you on Instagram.
Okay. Yeah.

Speaker 6 Do you guys have MTV in Australia?

Speaker 4 Yeah. I mean, it's...

Speaker 6 Have you ever heard of a show called Teen Mom?

Speaker 4 Yeah.

Speaker 4 You're on Teen Mom? Yeah.

Speaker 4 I talked to a celebrity right now. Oh, yeah.

Speaker 6 Yeah, you, yourself. You're looking at Tracy.

Speaker 4 He was talking about me.

Speaker 6 He was talking about me. I'm sorry.

Speaker 4 Yes.

Speaker 6 And i'm out here getting locked up and y'all have real life going on um

Speaker 6 yeah i was on team mom so that's where i started but um well you got it done early good for you we have through the three of us together yeah the three of us together have some very interesting professional choices yeah

Speaker 6 yeah i kind of love this mix right here

Speaker 6 We definitely need some questionable choices.

Speaker 4 Oh,

Speaker 6 but are you going to do a stand-up bit about me? Because I'm still waiting for that. Maybe.
Maybe Maybe I already do. Maybe you have one for Girthmaster.
Maybe I could do one for Girthmaster.

Speaker 6 Listen, my entire life, all I do is I talk to people for material.

Speaker 4 Miss Pat made a joke about me on Netflix as a joke the other day.

Speaker 6 Oh, did she? I have to watch that. I love Miss Pat.

Speaker 4 She said, like, this guy's white, just another white person taking black people's jobs.

Speaker 4 I'm sorry.

Speaker 4 What?

Speaker 4 She's not fun.

Speaker 4 Miss Pat making a joke about me, like, that blew me away.

Speaker 6 Now,

Speaker 6 I hear her joke, and I have a question regarding that. It's like, do you think that you know, you still have like the white rhythm, though?

Speaker 6 Like, do you have anything to back that up?

Speaker 4 Like, yeah, right. I don't have like the long straight game that a lot of those do.
Sure, yeah, right, yeah.

Speaker 6 So, it's just a white guy with a big dick, which is kind of like okay, hips might be a little stiff, but I got some rhythm.

Speaker 4 I got enough rhythm.

Speaker 6 So, a lot of football players, they take like ballet classes for, you know, different reasons reasons that help them in their game.

Speaker 6 Would you take any kind of dance class, maybe like a hip-hop class to help you?

Speaker 4 No.

Speaker 4 You wouldn't do that? I'm not good on that.

Speaker 4 No, not a big dancer. No.
I mean, if he drinks, I mean, it'll have a little boogie, but maybe.

Speaker 4 I mean, I'm doing fine without it for now. Maybe I could.

Speaker 6 You're doing fine without it, but there is a cap.

Speaker 6 What are you going to do? I mean, listen, this isn't going to last forever. You have to keep upping your game.

Speaker 4 Yeah.

Speaker 4 I'll look into it. Maybe a little ballet.

Speaker 6 I think a hip-hop class would definitely help you. Maybe even just start low.
Started a Zumba class.

Speaker 6 Maybe your local gym has a Zumba class. What did your family say when you did they find out? Like, did they know?

Speaker 4 No, so they found out what I told them. And it was really funny because I told my mom and stepdad together.
And then as soon as my mom was gone, my stepdad was like, what are the girls like?

Speaker 4 And then I told my aunt and her husband together. And as soon as my aunt left, her husband was like, what are the girls like?

Speaker 4 As soon as as the women are gone, the guys are like, Got any pictures, mate?

Speaker 4 What do you think they want?

Speaker 6 And what did you say? Like, how did you say it? Were you like, Hey, I'm gonna join the adult film industry and just wanted to give you a warning? Like, how do you say that?

Speaker 4 I waited till I was already successful to tell them. Like,

Speaker 4 once I quit my day job, I was like, All right, it's time to tell the family what I'm doing because I can't travel the world and keep, you know, keep light about having a day job.

Speaker 4 But yeah, I just kind of broke the news to them slowly.

Speaker 4 Like, I told my sisters and my mom first and they took it well their questions were like for my safety and then i told like my the rest of my family kind of together and yeah it was just like a really calm like hey i do only fans now i'm doing well at it blah blah blah and they they're all for it you you got bugs of money when you went to talk to them and you're like you see this this is cash The first thing my auntie said to me when I told her I knew OnlyFans is you better not be on the websites that I watch.

Speaker 4 Oh shit.

Speaker 6 No, because that's a real thing. Like I have, I told this story years ago on my podcast.
I was

Speaker 6 like acquaintances with this

Speaker 6 pretty well-known porn star back in my hometown. And I was just casually scrolling the porn sites and she literally popped up.
And I was like, oh my, like, this is so awkward because now,

Speaker 6 well, yeah, because I knew her and I didn't.

Speaker 6 It's kind of like one of those things where it's like, I don't judge you, but like, also, like, because I know you, it feels kind of personal. You all want to see it.

Speaker 6 No, see, if you did a porn kale, I would watch it. You would? Yeah.
you want to watch my porn? I was approached to do porn. I think you should.

Speaker 4 You got to make a Daily Stance debut, Cal? No.

Speaker 4 Hey, Cal.

Speaker 6 It was for a lesbian porn, though.

Speaker 4 Yeah, that's fine. Scissor away.

Speaker 4 I mean, it's scissoring real.

Speaker 6 I don't know. Not everyone does it, but.

Speaker 4 What do you think, Girthmaster?

Speaker 6 Is scissoring real?

Speaker 4 I think it's like the grat. Yeah, I think so.
Yeah. Okay, wait.

Speaker 6 What is something that guys do in porn that's not like real? Like, what, are, tell us about the smoke and

Speaker 4 look, any crazy position you see. Like every porn star's favorite position is slow missionary with eye contact.

Speaker 4 So anytime you see us in videos, like picking people up and doing like crazy upside down positions.

Speaker 6 It's just for the camera.

Speaker 4 That's just for the camera.

Speaker 4 As soon as unwrapped, we're like, all right, we're done with that. That's purely for show.

Speaker 6 Interesting. Okay, so that was one of my questions that I had, right? I was like, does your personal sex life

Speaker 4 feel not as good as the porn sex because of like situations like that where you're like doing crazy shit for the cameras because I feel like if I was dating a porn star right like I would be so concerned that like our sex isn't as good as the sex they have on camera no I mean it's good in different ways like porn sex is great because like the women are gorgeous and we're doing like fun exciting things and for me I personally enjoy filming at all that's a different aspect to it yeah sex life in my private life is very different like the lighting doesn't have to be super bright you can be in the dim lighting very close, which you can't do on camera.

Speaker 4 So, they're good in different ways. I definitely, like, when I'm having sex within Porn, I don't think about, I wish this was my private life.

Speaker 4 And when I'm having my private life sex, I'm not trying to, I'm not wishing it was porn. You know, they're good in different ways.

Speaker 4 And I really enjoy both of them. You have to consciously switch between, like, all right, this isn't on camera.
I'm not gonna be crazy with anything. It's just that intimate moment.

Speaker 4 But yeah, they're very, they're good in different ways and like very different for their own reasons.

Speaker 4 Well, I love that.

Speaker 6 That's That's very insightful. I mean, you would disassociate

Speaker 4 if I'm about to come, yeah.

Speaker 6 That's it. But you never, are you ever like filming a scene and you're like, I actually do not like this, so I'm just gonna like, this is work.

Speaker 4 No, I mean, sometimes I'll be like staring out the windows thinking about like what I have to do that afternoon.

Speaker 4 Yeah, like when I've got a busy day, I'm like, I'll be filming the poem, but in the back of my mind, I'm thinking about it. But I have to be careful of like how my face is as well.

Speaker 6 Sure. Like, now you know what it's like to have sex as a woman.

Speaker 4 Did I get the groceries? Is it nearly finished?

Speaker 4 I got stuff to do. Yeah.

Speaker 6 Can you walk us through like a typical work day for you? Like, are you filming multiple corn scenes in one day?

Speaker 6 Or is it like, okay, I know on a Thursday I might have two sex scenes and then I'm off for four days?

Speaker 4 Right. So typically, like, at the moment, I'm shooting a scene every day.
And

Speaker 4 that's for OnlyFans. And then I'll get here.
I've got a bathroom set up with everything they'll need. I got snacks and drinks in the fridge.
And we have what are your snacks?

Speaker 4 I got those little Welch's great little Welch's jelly things. Oh, girls love those.

Speaker 6 So the fruit snacks.

Speaker 4 Yep. Stickers, popcorn, and some little like fig bars, but all anybody touches is a little Welch's fruit snacks.

Speaker 6 Yeah, because they don't really want to have a fig bar before they get to see

Speaker 4 the asset. Yep.

Speaker 4 But then, so yeah, we'll sit down, we'll have a discussion about consent boundaries, what don't they do, what do they love, what do they really enjoy, anything that might come up, anything they're concerned about.

Speaker 4 And then, yeah, we'll go to the area where we're going to film and get everything set up. Cameras roll and we just get into it in our own way, whatever.

Speaker 4 Sometimes we'll do a storyline, sometimes we'll just just generally we'll just roll the cameras and get into it right what about testing like um

Speaker 4 stds and things like that how does that work in the in the industry so we get tested every two weeks and before the shoot we'll like text each other our results with a little qr code and you can verify that qr code with the lab they tested at to make sure the tests are real is that um

Speaker 6 they do that within the industry or that's like for everyone that you can get like a qr code to verify

Speaker 4 uh it's available to everybody. It's like there's different testing labs like CLIA, TTS, CET.
There's like, they're independent labs. Like civilians can go and get tested as well.

Speaker 4 But in the industry, it's a at least every two weeks you need to be tested. If your tests are older than that, you can't shoot.

Speaker 4 If anyone ever photoshops their tests, they're immediately excommunicated from out of the circle of trust. But yeah, you check each other's tests.
That's another important part of it.

Speaker 4 knock on wood so far everything's been fine

Speaker 6 wow that is so interesting i feel like more people should just do that on a regular basis, right?

Speaker 4 Like, not

Speaker 6 we just don't know about it, but now we know about it.

Speaker 4 Yeah, well, sleeping with civilians in the wild is scary to me, like, it's civilians in the wild,

Speaker 6 like a rhinoceros.

Speaker 4 I get it, like going over someone from a bar, like, I'm wrapping up. I'm like, I'm scared.

Speaker 4 Well, I don't know how it is in America, but in Australia, testing is free and super easy. There's clinics all over the place you can just pop in and get tested at.

Speaker 4 At least in the middle.

Speaker 4 Syphilis and HIV.

Speaker 6 Wait, so are you getting are you getting swabbed? Are you getting your blood taken? Like, what happens? Yes.

Speaker 4 All of the above, yeah. So we get our blood taken, and then we get cotton swabs for every orifice.
Wow.

Speaker 6 For every orifice? What are your orifices?

Speaker 4 So women have one more than men. I get my mouth and butt swabbed.
I swab my mouth and butt. And then women also have to swab their vagina.

Speaker 6 Okay.

Speaker 4 And that because you can have chlamydia in your throat and nowhere else.

Speaker 6 Sure.

Speaker 4 Those swabs are important.

Speaker 4 Wow.

Speaker 6 I think you can also get anything where there's like moisture. I've heard.
Like, I've heard of people getting things.

Speaker 6 Yeah.

Speaker 4 Yeah. People get STIs in their eye.

Speaker 6 And syphilis is like raging, you know, like people are before it was like a dead thing. Like nobody ever heard of it, but it's coming back.

Speaker 4 Oh, good. Oh, right.
Wow. Yeah.
Great. Yeah.

Speaker 4 There's a new one as well called Mgen going around. Oh, I haven't seen the Hashels.

Speaker 4 Mycoplasma genitalium. It's like a bacterial thing.

Speaker 4 It's like unlikely to spread. I think it's like a 30% chance of spreading on contact, but it can and they'll spread, can cause health conditions in women specifically.

Speaker 6 What is it called? Yeah, it's

Speaker 4 Mgen. Mycoplasma genitalium.
Wow.

Speaker 4 Yeah, there's a new STI just dropped.

Speaker 6 Wow, that's something that I'm celebrating now.

Speaker 4 Yeah,

Speaker 4 thankfully, I'm into. That's scary.
As I started getting more into the industry and finding out more about all these STIs, that's why I'm scared of regular people now.

Speaker 6 What have you learned about a woman's body that you didn't know before?

Speaker 4 Where the clitoris is. Ooh, you didn't know before?

Speaker 4 I had shit. I did that.

Speaker 6 No, I believe this.

Speaker 4 Over the last couple of years, I'd say, like, you don't need to go crazy fast. Women don't actually like that.
No,

Speaker 6 that's for you, not for me.

Speaker 4 And it's good because I get gas quick. Like, I got 30 seconds of full speed, and I am

Speaker 4 out.

Speaker 4 My gosh. So it was a relief when when I realized I didn't have to do all of that.
Right.

Speaker 6 Is pleasure the last thing on the list or is it super important when shooting scenes?

Speaker 4 I'd say it's pretty important. It is.
Not for everybody. Some people just literally just work.
They show up, do their job and go home.

Speaker 4 But I think especially with OnlyFans, I'm trying to show authentic pleasure and sexual communication and things like that. So I find pleasure to be pretty important.

Speaker 6 Have you ever been

Speaker 6 afraid that you'd fall in love with another porn star?

Speaker 4 No.

Speaker 4 I mean, look, people definitely do in the industry, like, fall for each other, and it can be very awkward as well, like the colleagues at the end of the day. So, I try to avoid it all.

Speaker 4 Like, I, you can get little crushes on people and like have little flings here and there, but for the most part, like, I it's kind of unprofessional in a way.

Speaker 4 There's people in the industry that do date, get in relationships, get married, have found, live together, have families, and everything, like, successful people, like, people successfully do all that.

Speaker 4 But for me personally, unless it's something that I just can't avoid, then I'm I'm going to avoid it.

Speaker 6 Do you like have to compartmentalize or you just automatically, if you're working with them, you're not going to fall for them?

Speaker 4 I mean, I like, I definitely put up walls. Like, I'm not trying to do anything that would lead somebody on.
Like, I never want to break a heart or anything like that. Yeah.

Speaker 4 But then, if there's like a little, like, reciprocal flirting and things like that, we can get more casual with it. But my motto is to reciprocate, not initiate.

Speaker 4 So, like, if they start flirting, I'll flirt back. If they do anything, like, want to do things off-camera, whatever it is, I won't initiate it.
But if they start it, I'll continue it.

Speaker 4 But I guess I can

Speaker 6 have you hooked up with someone outside of porn that you've already done porn with?

Speaker 4 Oh, for sure, yeah. Like, sometimes, like, after we film, we'll like go again right afterwards, or we'll go for dinner and do it again.

Speaker 4 For a bit, there's been like a, yeah, for sure. There's been a few little at the end of the day, we're like people that love to have sex, yeah, okay.

Speaker 6 So, so typically speaking, people in the this industry they like having sex, it's not necessarily just the job, they it's it actually is a good food for them,

Speaker 4 yeah, generally, not everybody, but for sure, yeah, okay, I love that. I don't know, the best people to work with, like, because

Speaker 4 you're right. Well, at the end of the day, in Poland, like everything hinges on the guy getting a bono.
Right.

Speaker 4 Whether it's a major production or a small production, that's where the rubber meets the road. And if that doesn't happen, then the scene can't happen.
Right.

Speaker 6 Are you on Blue Jew or what's going on?

Speaker 4 No, no. I've used my Adra like three times now.
Okay. But generally speaking, I'm just...

Speaker 6 You're just young and ready.

Speaker 4 Right, yeah, full of testosterone, easy to go.

Speaker 6 Have you ever met with another

Speaker 6 adult actress and been like, I'm not attracted to you, I can't do this?

Speaker 4 No, No, no. I mean, I

Speaker 4 organize everything myself when it comes to shooting.

Speaker 4 So, you know, I seen their work on Twitter before, whatever platform they're on. I've seen their work.
I want to shoot with them. I think we make great content together.

Speaker 4 So, by the time that we actually get to shooting, I know everything I need to know. I know I'm into them.
I know we're going to have a good scene together.

Speaker 6 I was shocked when Tracy told me that Twitter, like, and the fact that you just said Twitter over like X and XX, which is what I've watched, I would have never thought, like, what am I supposed to Google or what am I supposed to look up on Twitter if I'm looking at porn?

Speaker 6 Like, which do I just like?

Speaker 4 Look up Death Monster.

Speaker 4 So, is that what I do?

Speaker 6 Do people use Twitter for porn?

Speaker 4 Twitter's huge for porn, yeah. It's like a significant part of their traffic.

Speaker 6 It used to be like Tumblr, right?

Speaker 4 And now it's, yeah, you don't have Tumblr. You're not posting porn on it.
Yeah, it was like 40% of the posts on Tumblr were porn.

Speaker 4 It's huge in terms of ad revenue to these platforms. It's like a big reason they do it.

Speaker 6 But how if there's no like you're not selling something well, I guess you are if you post like your OnlyFans and stuff like that And so you're like giving them a sneak peek But how how does X or Twitter, how do they make money from that?

Speaker 4 They make money from it by ads same way like Facebook Instagram have ads Twitter has ads through the Twitter feed

Speaker 6 to search use that as like a search engine the more they're seeing ads just like any other platform okay because people use Twitter for poor and they spend more time on Twitter, which means more money for Twitter.

Speaker 4 Okay.

Speaker 4 We make money like it's like a platform to market ourselves, just like TikTok and any other platform. Totally.
Okay.

Speaker 6 So what is the craziest sex scene that you've ever done?

Speaker 4 I did one yesterday that was really cool with Angela White and Violet Myers, like two of the biggest names in the industry.

Speaker 4 They had like this full leather belt like lingerie outfits on with these like real high boots. It was really cool.
We had a cameraman and everything.

Speaker 4 It was like a really like, probably like my biggest budget production yet. It was really cool.

Speaker 4 And

Speaker 4 the craziest, I did like a,

Speaker 4 I filmed like in the like on a hiking trail the other day. It was pretty cool.
Oh, okay.

Speaker 4 Yeah.

Speaker 6 Did you go hiking before or after, or you were just like, I'm tired?

Speaker 4 Like mid-hike. Yeah.

Speaker 6 What are the weird things that you're into?

Speaker 4 Do you have you ever finished? Like I'm finding of a relatively vanilla guy. Yeah.
Like I like normal sex, kissing, sweet things. Like that's my jam.
I'm not, no crazy kinks. You're the ball.

Speaker 4 Even a little exhibitionism. Yeah, right.
Like maybe there's a little like exhibitionist in me, but for the most part. A little?

Speaker 4 I mean,

Speaker 6 so is there like a, since you do all of this by yourself, do you have like a budget for film? I'm not asking what your budget is, but

Speaker 6 does every scene

Speaker 6 is every scene a different cost? Like you have like full production, little production, phone, jam, like you're just doing it on a phone. Like, how does that work?

Speaker 4 I mean, like, it's a business, so I definitely invest in it. And you invest the biggest investments are like locations to shoot at, really.

Speaker 4 Like, I have a camera that I shoot with that I purchased, right? And like new equipment that I'll keep upgrading and new light setups and things like that.

Speaker 4 But I think the biggest expense is like location. Right.
Can you guys have a chicken coop?

Speaker 6 So I don't know if you yeah.

Speaker 6 It's got Dobson and chicken coop. So we don't want salvonella.
You know what I mean? Like I

Speaker 4 you're you're reaching into the eggs and you get stuck and and I come flying out.

Speaker 6 Um, could you just buy a house to always shoot at

Speaker 4 eventually? Yeah, for us to be able to get a house relatively soon.

Speaker 6 Yeah, yeah, that would be cool. Because I feel like then you don't have to worry about any location fees, people seeing their Airbnb on like a porn site, you don't have to worry about any of that.

Speaker 4 Yeah, I mean, yeah, it's all an investment at the end of the day.

Speaker 6 Yeah, you're going to buy your own dungeon. I love this.

Speaker 4 Have you ever seen that? I'm not a dungeon kind of guy.

Speaker 6 Have you ever seen Fair Abraham's backdoor porn?

Speaker 4 Maybe. I'm not sure.

Speaker 4 Not as much as I used to.

Speaker 6 What are your search terms?

Speaker 4 I'm like a categories guy. Like, I'll go to Reddit and look at, like, maybe I want to see like blowjobs.
I'll go like the blowjob subreddit. And stuff like that.
I'd like to go by categories. Yeah.

Speaker 4 Reddit has porn.

Speaker 4 A lot of porn. Yeah, again, like, most, I think, a significant amount of that traffic is porn.

Speaker 4 Most of the internet is porn. Yeah.

Speaker 4 I'm pretty sure the reason the internet, this is like a, this is a fact that the reason the internet grew as fast as it did is for porn distribution. Like, you can look that up.
It's a real thing.

Speaker 4 The internet has always been. We thought it was for podcasting, but it's gone.
It's for porn. Yeah.
Yeah.

Speaker 6 No, because I'm mind-fucked right now. I did not know that because I didn't start watching porn until I was like 25 years old.

Speaker 4 I know.

Speaker 6 Okay, I have a really good question.

Speaker 4 Yep.

Speaker 6 Are girls sliding your DMs, I'm imagining, right?

Speaker 4 Yep.

Speaker 6 And are you picking up what they're putting down? What's happening here?

Speaker 4 i mean yeah like my dms are blowing up like i like i said i'm shooting every day my my schedule has been jam-packed for months i'm about to slow down real soon like i'm taking some time off at the end of this month but yeah dms are full people are hit me up to like semi-merch right but

Speaker 4 stuff like that yeah our girls are girls are hitting you up to hang out with them are you hanging out with any of them I don't want to pick you get asked out there, but I'm not. No.

Speaker 4 And it's weird to be like, if they want to meet me just because they know me as Girthmaster, then they want that porn experience. I just want to be a regular guy.
Right.

Speaker 6 So they have to be like, hey, I actually have no clue what you do. Right.
Yeah. You just look very handsome and interesting.
I'd love to get to know you. Right.

Speaker 4 And it's a problem because now like I can recognize so much. When I open hinge, every person matching with me is like, I know you from somewhere.
Right. Yeah.

Speaker 4 I don't want to like

Speaker 4 I have to perform or anything. I just want to be a regular guy.
And I'll see how that goes. I don't know.
I've got to adjust to this platform I've got now.

Speaker 6 All right. So, ladies, if you're sliding in the DMs, you got to act like we've never seen them before.

Speaker 4 Expose yourself. Let me know you know who I am so I can let that one slide.
Oh, wow. Okay.

Speaker 4 We're out, Neil. We're out.

Speaker 6 You will have to fill, in order for you to take a break from this, but still continue to make money, will you be able to make money off of what you've already posted?

Speaker 6 Or will you have to film enough content to post while you're off? Does that make sense?

Speaker 4 No. Yeah, no.
So I own all the content I've made. I distribute it myself.
So I'll,

Speaker 4 at the moment, I've got about 40 scenes waiting to release, and I'll release those over the next, you know, half over the next six months. So what? And I take time off and just.

Speaker 4 Okay. Okay.
I'll still film here and there and do bit speeches, but for the most part, I'll be off. Well, that'll be nice.
Are you looking to act?

Speaker 4 I mean, I've done a few little guest appearances in some little short films for friends and stuff.

Speaker 4 No one majors approach me, but I'll be open to it.

Speaker 6 Interesting. Well, maybe someone's watching.

Speaker 4 Maybe. Steven Spielberg hit me up.

Speaker 4 I'm trying to get up.

Speaker 6 Spielberg is one of our biggest fans. Cal, you were just saying that Steven Spielberg listens to this podcast.

Speaker 4 No,

Speaker 6 Tracy, that's what you told me. That's what you told me.

Speaker 4 I'm trying to. Yeah, it's so crazy.

Speaker 6 A little lifetime movie role, and I can't even get that. Lawrence Scorisese told me that he is big into all of your podcasts, Cal.
Yes, I know.

Speaker 6 And also, Stephen King wants to make a horror film about it, my life.

Speaker 4 So exactly.

Speaker 6 I gave him a lot of material.

Speaker 6 Do you ever make like blooper reels from filming sex, like cut out all the funny stuff that happens?

Speaker 4 Yeah. Yeah.
When I'm editing, I cut like to the main bit of the video and keep everything I cut out in a little separate file. And I'll post that down there because it is funny.

Speaker 4 Like someone falls off when they're writing and like fall on the floor. And that's funny.

Speaker 6 Oh, for sure. Like one of my girlfriends was telling me about how her wig fell off.

Speaker 4 And I was like,

Speaker 6 she couldn't reach reach it so it was just like what do you do do you get up and get it or do you just let it let it go you know what I mean um

Speaker 6 I the first time I ever had sex with one of my kids dads I queached so loud and I had never queefed in my life I was mortified

Speaker 4 yeah I leave the queens in

Speaker 4 yeah but I don't was it your fault I didn't know what a cleep was so it was 15 times more embarrassing you know what I mean right yeah of course queefs are really funny to me I leave them in the video I used to try to edit the noise of it out but I leave it in now.

Speaker 4 It's normal. It happens to everyone.
And also, I kind of laugh when I... This is all with queas.

Speaker 4 Guys, don't care. I was going to self.

Speaker 4 I don't care.

Speaker 6 That's so funny. Okay.
Female squirting, female ejaculation. Is it real or not? Show your work.

Speaker 4 P or real.

Speaker 4 It is real.

Speaker 6 You are not.

Speaker 4 It's a percentage P for showing. There's definitely P in there.
And some girls are definitely just peeing.

Speaker 4 Every time a girl tells me that she learned how to squirt, I'm like,

Speaker 4 I get it. Are you?

Speaker 4 If it's pee, I'm not. Like, I'm not a big pee.

Speaker 6 Well, I mean, how are you? Oh, my God.

Speaker 4 Once I was filming with a girl who like 69ing, and she like squirted on my face, but it was, she must have been hydrated. It was like pee in my beard.
That's all I could smell.

Speaker 4 I had to like wash my face off mid-see and it was just pee.

Speaker 6 What do you even do? Do you like shut it down and get mad or do you just like handle it and keep it moving?

Speaker 4 I mean, I just put my head to the side, kicked on a little little bit, put my head to the side, like took some breaths of fresh air, and as soon as there was a break, I just washed my face.

Speaker 4 Not much you can do.

Speaker 6 This is a hard time.

Speaker 4 Like, some girls are like actual squirters. Like, you can tell there's real squirters out there.

Speaker 4 I think it's still a little bit P, but like, must be a separate reservoir in there somewhere when the squirt is.

Speaker 6 They say there is. There's a different glands or something.
I don't know.

Speaker 4 So, I mean, when you are like, have you experienced that?

Speaker 4 With people squirting?

Speaker 6 Who are you asking, Cale? Tracy.

Speaker 6 Oh, no, absolutely not. That's why I'm saying, like, I think it's P.
I think that, I mean, everything that you see is, I'm like, that's just like, you're just peeing.

Speaker 6 And I think that a lot of them just really hydrate before.

Speaker 6 So it's like, you know, you know, like when people, I know that when people are trying to pass a drug test, they like keep drinking water and keep drinking water so that there's like nothing in your pee but water.

Speaker 6 And it's like, that's what I think they're doing.

Speaker 4 Sometimes they'll share over like a gallon of pedialy.

Speaker 6 Yeah, this is what I'm saying. This is a thing.
So, your suggestion is: if these girls are going to do

Speaker 6 sports scenes, just keep drinking water because otherwise, you're going to chug gallops.

Speaker 4 Yeah,

Speaker 4 even like visually, if it's like a bit yellow on camera, like that doesn't look great. Right, that's what I'm saying.
Make it clear no matter what it is, right?

Speaker 6 Because then you got to use a filter, it's like a whole big thing.

Speaker 6 Um, so on my other podcast with one of my girlfriends, we were

Speaker 6 discussing cum shots, or no, sorry, back shots. I said back shots is like doggy style, but she said it's like

Speaker 6 when a guy comes. Which one is it?

Speaker 4 Doggy style. Like in moment, yeah, back shots is like doggy style, or when they're like throwing it back on you and your

Speaker 6 back shots. Okay, so I was correct, yeah.

Speaker 4 Okay,

Speaker 4 okay,

Speaker 4 period. I was right.

Speaker 6 Well, we have the real questions answered here. I know everything about the porn industry.
I could be a porn star, Cal?

Speaker 6 I am

Speaker 6 growing. Listen, now

Speaker 6 Kale says that she doesn't think she could take it. I think she could do it.
I think she would need some coaching through it, and I am willing to be your Lama's coach. Thank you.

Speaker 6 Like a little cheerleader on the sign. Yeah, just like, hey, Cale, breathe.
Look at me. Look at me.
Breathe. You're doing a great job.

Speaker 4 You'd be fine. Most people can take it.
It's not that bad.

Speaker 6 On another podcast or interview, radio, you, what was it, Tracy? Somebody told me, I heard through the grapevine that it was your girth was compared to a wine bottle. Is that true?

Speaker 6 That was that little picture that we saw.

Speaker 6 Stanley,

Speaker 4 I mean,

Speaker 4 a little thinner than the base bit. There's a really good like comparison photo with the wine bottle on my Twitter.

Speaker 6 Yeah, but see, here's the problem. The problem is, I think that, listen, I'm not taking anything away from you.
I've seen it from all different angles or something, or whatever.

Speaker 6 People have shown me pictures. I didn't really look at them.

Speaker 6 But

Speaker 6 I feel like sometimes you can get a good angle. I've seen many guys send over a dick pic, and it's like, I think it might be really big.
You don't know.

Speaker 6 You're a super, I mean, Kale, can you agree with this? And then you see it in real life, and you're like, all right, well, that's not exactly what you showed me.

Speaker 6 And I feel like angles can change things. Yep.
And I feel like the wine bottle was a little bit of a skewed angle just from what I've seen from other videos.

Speaker 4 You've got me red Castils. Yeah.
It's not literally a wine bottle size. That's kind of crazy.
Right.

Speaker 6 But I mean, it's a great photo.

Speaker 6 You know, I had a friend that sent me a photo. It was with like a 22-ounce bottle of, you know, some kind of malt liquor.
I'm just talking about classy stuff here.

Speaker 4 And

Speaker 6 I was like, this is a great picture. You should be sending this out.
Like, this is great. I don't know if it was accurate, but a good angle is everything.

Speaker 4 Oh, angles are the key. I don't mean like knowing how to take a good dick pic is a real skill.

Speaker 6 Right. You should do some kind of class.
Like a demonstration.

Speaker 4 Like a master class or dick pics. Yes.

Speaker 6 you know, we need, listen, as I'm a single woman, I need this from you because you need to teach these men.

Speaker 4 Yeah, I see them all too. Like, they message me, like, hey, brother, I want to do what you're doing.

Speaker 4 And it's like a dick pic in the dark, laying down in bed with dirty boundary in the background. Like, it's all bad.

Speaker 4 Don't get off the toilet seat before you take a dick pic, please.

Speaker 6 Yeah, thank you. And also, the toilet's in the background.
Then it's like the remote control. Wise, I don't know how big your remote control is.
This is also the remote control is a very dirty object.

Speaker 4 Yeah.

Speaker 6 You shouldn't be putting that near your penis.

Speaker 4 What, Casey? What are you doing?

Speaker 6 Listen, I'm not, listen, I'm not saying that I'm going to maybe help you develop some merch, but what do you think about some kind of measurement tool that will help men give us an accurate depiction of what we're in for?

Speaker 4 Like a little like fabric tape measure? No, I mean, just

Speaker 6 that's yours, something that's yours, like maybe a smaller wine bottle with some kind of, you know, guidance on it, some kind of measurement.

Speaker 4 It's like regular water bottles are great. Like the, I don't know what you can call

Speaker 4 600 mil like standard water bottle size. Great.

Speaker 4 Is it kind of too thick for the average person to compare to, I think? Right. But yeah, just a water bottle is great.
Or like use something maybe a little smaller than your dick. Right.

Speaker 6 Just so that it, you know, trumps it. Yeah.
Yeah. I like that.

Speaker 6 I would, I've gotten like an old spice deodorant,

Speaker 6 classic, yep. Yeah, and it was covering almost the entire thing.
And I was like, Yeah, I am interested in going out tonight. Thank you.

Speaker 6 That's the thing.

Speaker 4 One of my favorites is: I'll get like a beer bottle and put it behind my deck, and you can't see the beer bottle at all.

Speaker 4 Yeah, and then you bring it out on the video, and the beer bottle would be a little bit more like a title.

Speaker 6 This is the kind of stuff you need to teach these men.

Speaker 4 Kel speaks right now.

Speaker 6 He can't teach them if they don't have the girth. It doesn't.

Speaker 4 Yeah, but

Speaker 6 there's so many men that need to come out of their shells because I know that they're hiding. I know that they're hiding because I haven't seen that many of them.

Speaker 6 Well, so is this a genetic thing? Like, when did you realize that you were a little different?

Speaker 4 I mean, I realized in high school. Like, I went to an all-boys school, so we were talking about our dicks a fair bit, right? Yeah.
So we did that.

Speaker 4 But yeah, like since then, I've really found out how big I was when I started doing porn. I worked with Joanna Angel, and she's like a veteran in the industry.
Yeah, she's great. She's so good.

Speaker 4 She told me I had like the thickest dick she'd ever felt. So I was like, all right, now I'm someone that's seen every porn dick and says mine's the thickest.

Speaker 4 Like that, that sort of sunk in that it was really something out of the ordinary.

Speaker 6 Yeah, the porn industry and the comedy industry are very like close to each other. We're kind of there's a lot of overlap.

Speaker 6 No, no, no. There's, I mean, you know, this comes, right?

Speaker 6 Why would there be a lot there's a ton of overlap because of podcasting? There's a ton of overlap. Um, there's a lot of publicists that work with both comics and porn stars.

Speaker 6 There's a ton of podcasting that I've done. I used to do a podcast that was from a strip club.
We did it from the from the champagne room. It was called The Week in Sex that I did.

Speaker 6 And we used to have porn stars on constantly. We had to have it at the Stevens on.
We've had like tons and tons of porn stars on.

Speaker 4 Are you pulling my leg right now? No, no, no.

Speaker 6 I do another podcast sometimes,

Speaker 6 the Sex, Drugs, and Rock and Roll podcast that's here in New York, and they have tons of porn stars on too.

Speaker 4 Yeah, there's a lot of porn people as well that are like friends with comedians.

Speaker 4 Not a lot of overlap, yeah. A lot of porn stars like do a little bit of stand-up on the side, too.

Speaker 4 Fuck Cal. Y'all are

Speaker 6 best of all trades. I can't even like what I would have never, I hear a lot of like LA.
Everyone knows everyone in LA. It's like the small Hollywood scene.

Speaker 6 And like, even if you're like, maybe like an influencer, you might still run into really high,

Speaker 4 very well-listers.

Speaker 6 Yeah, the A-listers. And I've seen that, but I would have never guessed porn and comedian.
Comedian porn overlap.

Speaker 4 Is there a

Speaker 6 corner of porn that is comedian-based? Like, it's funny.

Speaker 4 I haven't seen like comedy porn, but yeah, I feel like a few friends in the industry that do stand-up.

Speaker 4 And speaking of that, like, overlap of like A-listers in the industry, like, I met Edna Kendrick at a party once. That's me.
Like,

Speaker 4 who i didn't meet edic kendrick wow okay well i guess i hit out more i just i don't i don't tell you all the time i don't

Speaker 6 well i think america is a weird place too

Speaker 4 but i would i'll agree with that one

Speaker 4 Wow, how fucking interesting is this?

Speaker 6 I just, so I went on my little Facebook group, right? And I'm like, what do y'all want to know? So I'm going to pull up some questions that the fans wrote in.

Speaker 4 Oh,

Speaker 6 let's see if there's some good ones. Well, someone, this was a statement, not a question, but his OnlyFans has got to be poppin'.

Speaker 4 God bless. God bless.

Speaker 6 Were you on the Disrespectfully podcast?

Speaker 4 Yeah.

Speaker 4 Okay, I did not.

Speaker 6 Okay, so, well, everyone was saying that was a very good episode, so they're fans.

Speaker 4 Yeah, it was a lot of fun. I was their first guest on that podcast.
Oh, wow. Oh, that's exciting.
Would you ever start a podcast?

Speaker 4 I don't think anyone wants to hear me yap that much. I go to TikTok by little minute-long chats.
Yeah, maybe once.

Speaker 6 I'm surprised there's a ton of podcasters that no one wants to listen to.

Speaker 4 I thought

Speaker 4 we'll see that. I see all the memes like we need to start taxing podcast equipment that men hire.

Speaker 4 Mostly men.

Speaker 6 Any woman I'll listen to. Men, question mark.

Speaker 6 So, Ash Tina wants to know if something like a career in porn would how it impacts your overall mental health.

Speaker 4 I think it depends what you choose to put into it and what you expect out of it. Like for me personally, it's been great.
I've got more freedom than I've ever had in my life.

Speaker 4 I'm my own boss and I love everything about what I do.

Speaker 4 For some people,

Speaker 4 maybe they don't expect what they're going to get. They don't know what to expect when they get into it and it can kind of not be the best thing for them to do.

Speaker 4 But as far as mental health for me personally goes, it's been great.

Speaker 4 And I know a lot of people.

Speaker 4 it's one of those strange industries where, like, there's no nepotism at all, and everyone's here because they wanted to take a chance on themselves for a better life, and they did it.

Speaker 4 And we're all in that same boat of like going from

Speaker 4 not having had what we wanted in life to

Speaker 4 backing ourselves and getting it.

Speaker 6 Someone wants to know if it's super heavy when you're just like walking around all day.

Speaker 4 No, I'm a grower, it shrinks right up. Interesting.
I used to be really self-conscious, but I size too.

Speaker 6 Is that a real thing, like well, we're not a shower?

Speaker 4 I think most guys are growers.

Speaker 4 Okay.

Speaker 4 Okay.

Speaker 4 It's really funny where, like, after we after I sleep with someone, they haven't seen it soft, and then we're like cuddling on the couch and they see it fully soft, they usually laugh like, where did it go?

Speaker 4 Like, what happened to you?

Speaker 6 Do you ever get lightheaded when you get hard?

Speaker 4 No.

Speaker 4 But I get like, I have no brain cells when I'm hard.

Speaker 6 Well, I think that's every man, right? No matter what. I've seen very small dicks take away any kind of brain power.

Speaker 4 Yo, thank God I got ever sexy because I'm such an idiot. Like, all a a girl has to say is, wouldn't it feel better without a condom? I'm like, oh my god, yeah, a great idea.

Speaker 4 Oh, you should leave it in. Wouldn't it feel good? Yeah.
Oh, my God, yeah. I didn't think of that.
Thank you.

Speaker 4 Oh my god. And then I spent the next month in cold sweat every night.
Please have a kid. Getting a sex me was a great idea.

Speaker 6 Brittany Duncan wants to know if you have a brother.

Speaker 4 A couple half-brothers, yeah. Okay.
Interesting.

Speaker 4 They said, like, oh, I could have done it too when I was younger. Are they

Speaker 4 good half?

Speaker 6 Are they the good half or the bad half?

Speaker 4 The bad half. Oh, okay.
All right.

Speaker 6 Do you think you get your dick from your mom's side or your dad's side?

Speaker 4 People have told me that it comes from my mom's dad.

Speaker 6 Okay, so you have your mother's dick.

Speaker 4 I want to stop you right there. Look, my mom and my grandma are both virgins, sweet angels.

Speaker 6 I don't care. Yeah, it's coming from your mother's dick.

Speaker 4 You've never seen a dick.

Speaker 6 Yeah, no, I know.

Speaker 4 All of our parents are virgins, so that's great.

Speaker 4 100%. Yep.

Speaker 6 So have all the women that you collab with on scenes,

Speaker 6 have they seen your size and the girth prior to the scene?

Speaker 4 Like 99% of the time, yeah. Okay.

Speaker 4 There's been a couple of times where like we've linked up through Instagram and we've organized a shoot and they come over and I'm like, I have like a little spiel I give and it's like, you know, if you need to stop at any time, please feel free to say stop.

Speaker 4 But if you need to do, like, if it's too much you can slow me down and they're like oh i'll be fine

Speaker 4 and they see it and they're like holy shit like they freak out so it's look fit a couple of times like sometimes they have no idea what to expect i hope my name kind of gives it away like girthbuster you can expect something big but yeah yeah i try to also nowadays if they hit me up through instagram i let them know hey look at my twitter make sure you know what you're getting yourself into for sure

Speaker 6 so it's like it's like a waiver so in uh i don't know if this ever happened in australia i think in america we have like restaurants that have wings that are so spicy you have to sign a waiver.

Speaker 4 Yeah, I've done that.

Speaker 6 So, have you done something like that with your dick?

Speaker 6 No, like, hey, guys, I'm showing you what it is.

Speaker 4 And I mean, we do like consent paperwork and everything beforehand, so that's fine, but never made anyone sign a waiver. Okay.

Speaker 6 Well, I'm kind of speechless. I don't even know.
I don't even know. I thought we were to go from here.

Speaker 6 I've learned so much today. I really have.
This has been truly educational. I feel like this will be a learning curve for men out there on the dick pics, on getting tested.

Speaker 6 I think that needs to be a regular thing. I also think that regular men that are just not even in the porn industry need to take a note or two from the vasectomy thing.
So I'll leave that there.

Speaker 6 And thanks for coming on, Barely Famous. I love this.

Speaker 4 Thank you so much for having me. I appreciate the chat.

Speaker 6 Of course.

Speaker 6 Where do people find you? And where can people go watch your OnlyFans or support whatever you're doing?

Speaker 4 So girthmaster.com. there's an extra R on the end of the name Girthmaster.
So girthmaster.com, TikTok girthmaster.real. Instagram's Girthmaster.
Twitter's Girthmaster.

Speaker 4 You can just Google Girthmaster at this point. It'll come up.

Speaker 4 Yeah,

Speaker 4 do your research and find me on there.

Speaker 6 Period. Tracy, you want to plug yours?

Speaker 6 Yeah, amazing. Guys, I have a podcast called Teen Mom Trash Talk, where you've probably heard me before talking shit about Kale.

Speaker 6 And you can follow me on Instagram, Twitter, and TikTok at TrixieTuzini, T-R-I-X-I-E-T-U, Z-Z-I-N-I, and Tracycarnazzo.com for everything podcast related and all of my upcoming stand-up comedy tour dates.

Speaker 6 Perfect. Thanks, guys.

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