King Penagor Has Live Show News

Speaker 1 Hello, this is King Pennegore of the Lowland Folk.

Speaker 2 Yes, I know I know, I rang you. Oh, right.
Yes, I was wondering. Um, I'm free on the afternoon of the 6th of September 2025.

Speaker 2 Uh, I'm going to be in the London area, and I wondered if you had any recommendations of things I might be able to do with my time.

Speaker 1 Well, I, for one, shall be doing battle with the crow men of the white peaks of the quartz mountain.

Speaker 1 And, by God, should our alliance hold, I shall have the assistance of the fish wraiths of the southern depths.

Speaker 2 Right, so you're busy, but I mean, that's not what I was asking. I'm I'm at a Lucen, so I was wondering if you.
I mean, I'm not going to join you taking on the crow men. I don't think I'd be much use.

Speaker 2 So, do you have any ideas of what I could do?

Speaker 1 Your assistance is not required.

Speaker 2 Yeah, no, that's good.

Speaker 1 But if I were in your shoes, I might visit King's Place near King's Cross and see the Beef and Dairy Network podcast live at London Podcast Festival 2025.

Speaker 2 Ah, that's not a bad idea. And the King's Place is the name of the venue.
Is that because that's a place you own?

Speaker 1 It is but one of my domains.

Speaker 2 Well, that sounds really good. So, yeah, I guess I will go to that.
2 p.m., Saturday, the 6th of September. Are you sure you don't want to come with me?

Speaker 1 Would that I could, but I have sworn an oath to the Jade Princess that I shall personally avenge the death of her cousin, Norman.

Speaker 2 Right,

Speaker 2 and

Speaker 2 if I know you, King Pentagore, your intentions when it comes to the Jade Princess are not necessarily 100%

Speaker 2 honourable.

Speaker 1 I must confess, she does stir a fire in my trouser part that wouldst shame the sun.

Speaker 2 Gosh. Well, um,

Speaker 2 yeah, well, I hope she's impressed by you killing all those crowmen.

Speaker 1 I shall not rest until I have severed a thousand crow necks.

Speaker 2 Yes, good. Well, maybe there'll be another way of you catching the show.
I don't know if they're streaming it, perhaps.

Speaker 1 Yes, I have heard that it is being live-streamed. Perhaps I shall stream it on my mobile device while I lay waste to the feathery hides of craven crow men.

Speaker 1 Or I believe you can watch it later online if you have a streaming ticket. So maybe what I'll do is I'll buy a streaming ticket and then I'll watch it after the battle.

Speaker 1 Once I, my fine cadre of knights, the fish wraiths, and all our allies are feasting on roasted crow manhide.

Speaker 2 Okay, and I believe you could probably watch that for about seven days after the event. Yes, I think

Speaker 1 yes, I think it's about a week after the event.

Speaker 1 The ticket is still valid, which suits me perfectly, because I suspect that my lovemaking with the glorious Jade Princess should last fully six and one-half days.

Speaker 2 Well, very well, that's good.

Speaker 2 I would certainly imagine that, for example, were this conversation to be put out as a podcast, that the links to buy tickets, both in-haul tickets and streaming tickets, would be included within the show notes.

Speaker 2 Do you think that's likely?

Speaker 1 Permit me to consult my scroll.

Speaker 1 Yes, the prophecy holds that all ticket information shall be in the show notes.

Speaker 2 Very good. Well, King Pentagor, best of luck with your battle against the Crowmen, and I hope your alliance with the Fish Wraiths holds until September the 6th.
I know that

Speaker 2 it's a bit rocky with the Fish Wraiths, but I think you guys can get it together and totally smash those crow-men.

Speaker 2 Great. Well, give my best to the J Princess, and see you soon.

Speaker 1 And the same to your wife.

Speaker 2 And I should say, I know we were talking about you making love to the J Princess. When I said give my best to.
I just meant like best wishes. I didn't mean anything untoward.

Speaker 1 No, that's how I interpreted it.

Speaker 2 Ah, good. Yeah.

Speaker 1 Although I would like to give my best to your wife.

Speaker 1 Farewell.

Speaker 2 Bye.