Sick Kids, Fried Turkey Recap & Stop Looking At My Crotch!

Well, heller,

my wonderful people, and welcome back to another episode of Kate and Ty Break It Down.

We were having some technical difficulties with still having technical difficulties. Yeah, just trying to figure out lighting and filming and all of that sometimes can be difficult and challenging.

Well, especially because we have our stuff set up.

We have it looking exactly how you want it, and then you gotta take it down, you gotta go somewhere else, you know, and then we reset it up and all because it's in our bedroom, so it's you know, and it takes up a decent amount of stuff.

Like, I can't just leave it up all the time, like, that's crazy.

No, I have to move it out of the way.

So, we're trying to find a good app where you can like look at the like what you're recording on your phone so that way you can see what you look like because it's hard to, I mean, it's just hard, okay?

Okay, God, give me a hundred times. It's just difficult, and then on top of that, too, it has been a

week or more. Well, actually, think about it, though, because you guys, we miss you guys.
I know you guys haven't, like, think about it. We haven't had an episode, just me and you in a long time.

A while. Yeah.

But it has just been a chaotic week and a half. Sick kids.
In the Volterra household. Start off with Raya first.
And so she missed like...

The last two weeks before they had the rest of the week off for Thanksgiving. No, she missed the last two days of last week.
Before the Thanksgiving. Before their Thanksgiving break.

Yeah, because she was like having a fever and a cough and then she lost her voice. And I took her to the doctors and they were like,

laryngitis. And I'm like, what the hell is laryngitis? It sounds scarier than it is.
You said laryngitis. What is laryngitis? Yeah.
And so it's like something to do with your voice box.

And so her doctor gave her steroids. And I swear that night after like her first dose, I could tell it different.
Me too.

And at first, I thought maybe she was just like milking it, you know, like how kids will. Like, she was just like, no, I don't, you know.
She's like, yes, mom. And then you're like, say it loud.

And I'm like, like, say it louder. I can't hear you.

I'm like, then their doctor's like, she's got laryngitis. I'm like, oh, no.

But so they put her on medicine. And then, um,

you know, everybody else was fine. And then we wake up on Thanksgiving morning.
Oh, my God.

Thanksgiving morning, Beta wakes up and she's got a freaking raging fever, like 102. Like, she was so hot.

And the same things as Raya, cough, sore throat,

fever, and then same thing with her voice box. So it was like literally the day after Thanksgiving, I was back at the doctor's office, like, hi,

and she obviously it's the same thing, so they had to put her on a steroid. She's finally going back to school tomorrow because it's been yeah, you were at the doctor's like three times this week.

I'm about to be there again tomorrow because now Nova's starting to do it. Nova, dude, we are just okay.
We're in it, guys. We're in the middle of it.
We're in the thick of it. Kids are sick.

You know, it is the time of the year. One kid gets it.
Every kid gets it. And it starts in the dirty preschools because you got preschoolers.
Dirty little preschoolers.

You know, who are just wiping their snot with their hands. And her teacher said that she'll put, like, you know, like the bingo dots people use? Like, the bingo daughters?

No, I don't know what the hell you're talking about. Really? What? What are you talking about? A bingo daughter.
A bingo daughter. Yeah, so it's like a paint.
It's like paint.

And it just leaves like a dot.

Okay. You know what I'm talking about? When you're playing bingo? Yes.
Like a bingo daughter.

I'm literally thinking of bingo from Bluey and a daughter. I'm like, what? Is this a new toy or something? I'm like, what? Okay, God.
A bingo daughter. Yeah.
A bingo stamp.

Yes, like when you're playing bingo, not bingo on the show. Bluey stamp.
You said bingo daughter. Yeah.

I never heard the term before, daughter. I don't know if that's the correct terminology, but I'm thinking parker.
Oh, okay. Stamp.
A bingo stamp. You said bingo daughter.
Well, her teacher,

she said, and I was like, that's super smart. She puts a dot on each of the kids' hands.
to make sure through the day they're washing their hands. Oh, smart.

Because she's like, obviously, you try to, you know, they teach them. And I'm telling you what, Raya is so on point with that.

A lot of our kids are, but she's very much like, even if she sees me peeing, what she's always in there with me. I'm like, I can't even poop alone.
You know, mom, trying to take a poop. Okay.

And she'll sit on the stool. And I'm like, dude, what are you doing? But she'll even say to me, got to wash your hands.
And I'm like, yeah, I know. I got to wash your hands.

That's always something dirty preschoolers. I know.
That's what I mean.

That's so true. You know, like nobody else would have gotten it in the house if it wasn't for the dirty preschooler.

feral kids yeah you know

so it's just like here we go i saw um a video one time it was like uh your decor their people's decorations for the winter time they're like oh time to pull out my winter decorations and it was like children's Tylenol children smoked

you know and they were like laying all these medicines out on the on the counter on the table I was like that's pretty funny we're in the season right now that's what we're in pretty accurate yeah we're in the germ season um

so other than

Veda being sick on Thanksgiving, as long as Thanksgiving was good. Yeah.
It was great. No, we had a really good Thanksgiving.
It was small. It was just us, the girls, and then Tyler's niece came over.

And it was. I have to say, though, that's one of those things where it's like,

if people don't, if people haven't experienced it, like when you, when you have, like, like, you know, parents move to different states, and then it's just you guys on holidays.

Yeah, and so, but like, can't get to you sometimes. I know the one year we had my mom come over, it was like before Thanksgiving.
Yeah, we did it early.

Yeah, so I think I'm gonna do that again this coming up year or even after Thanksgiving while the kids still have time off

to have my mom and Rich come over. But yeah, I mean, even Veda, she was like, what do you mean, grandma's not coming over? I know.
I felt so bad. Yeah.
She was upset.

She was like, no one else is coming over. I said, no, honey, this is it.
Like, this is, it's our family. It's our little family.
And she was like, no one's coming to our house.

I was like, no, no one's coming to our house. You know, I don't know what else to tell her.

And it's crazy because I wonder, like, what did my mom say to us? Because I was so used to it. Well, that's all you knew that I never thought about what do you mean?

It's always us three and maybe my mom's boyfriend, whatever boyfriend she was dating. You know what I mean? That was it.
Yeah, I think it's kind of like there was literally like four sides.

Like, it was like a turkey, one little square. Yeah, we weren't feeling one little square of green beans.
You know what I'm saying? Right, well, yeah, it's just three people. Yeah.

And we never really like, I don't know. I'm shocked.
I guess you miss what you don't, you don't miss what you don't have, though. Right.
You're at it.

So I think I'm kind of, like, I'm shocked that she didn't, like, go to friends or something, but her friends are probably with their family. Yeah.
Yeah.

I'm not going to my friend's grandma's cousin's house. Right.
That's weird. Yeah.

And, like, I know my brother was going to my mom's and stuff, and me and my brothers still aren't really, like, you know, close or anything.

So it's just like, you know, of course she's going to, of course, my mom would want all of us to be there, but it's just not how it is right now. And yeah, it sucks and it's shitty.

But last year was good. So I think we should do that what we did last year.
Yeah.

That we either celebrate it a a little earlier, celebrate it a little later, because I don't really give a shit if it's on the actual day.

No, I don't care either. So I think we're gonna.
It would have to be after, because the kids have school. So, like, you do it on the on a Saturday or Sunday or whatever.

But I guess, like, you know, I'cause my grandma lived in I never even have grandmas. Right.
Like, most people go to their grandmas maybe. Yeah.

You know, if if, you know, whatever, but no, I never know. So.
I don't know. I even thought about going to this year.

I thought about going to Florida and, like, being with my dad and my aunt Doreen and having your mom come up or something.

And then, you know, the government got closed, and I was like, we don't even have people watching airplanes fly. I don't feel like risking my life, you know, or whatever.

But, but it just didn't work out. But

even if we were, you know, my mom come after Thanksgiving and we go to Florida, you know, or something for Thanksgiving.

My grandpa

would be so heavy. Your mom said she loved what we did last year.
So I was like, all right, we'll do it again. Yeah, maybe my grandpa will stay a little longer too so he can come over.

Yeah, but other than than that, I hope everybody else had a safe and healthy and great Thanksgiving. And

we deep fry turkey. I had so many people in the UK write to me like, what the hell are you doing? Oh, really? Yeah, I wasn't even thinking about like other countries.
Like, they don't.

Was that just an American thing? Oh, yeah. They're like, you Americans deep fry everything.
Like, what the fuck? A turkey a whole bird? I'm like, yeah. I'm like, what are you thinking about it?

I guess. Yeah.
They're like, yeah, we don't. And then I thought about it, like, wait a minute.
You don't even celebrate Thanksgiving because you're in the UK.

And they're like, yeah, but I guess that what they do is they usually eat that kind of dinner on Christmas.

So they'll do turkeys on Christmas. I'm like, oh, we do ham.
So

I was like, well, but even like some Americans do ham on Thanksgiving too. Ham and turkey? Or just ham.
Oh, wow, really? I like ham way better than I like turkey. I would do a ham.
I true.

I agree, actually.

I don't know. Well, since we've deep-fried the turkey, it's way better.
Yeah.

But this year,

we wake up Thanksgiving Day, got a sick kid, whatever. I'm prepping sides.
Tyler's like trying to find all the deep-frying frying stuff, and he can't find the hook. Oh my god, guys!

And you know, like the hook, you have to have the hook in order to dip the bird into the oil. And so, like, you rigged this.
What was it? I just got a little mini paint roller. Yeah, thank God.

And mini paint roller, I just bent it that saved the day. Yeah, but then we have Vada and Rya watching him out the door dropping this burden.
You should have recorded it as I would have been doing it.

I know

I'm like by the kitchen watching him, and I was just like, I was getting anxiety watching you trying to deep, like, drop the bird because your hand just kept getting closer. I know what I did.

I've done it every year, so i'm good i know what i'm doing no but i was like if that bitch slipped or something you know that's why that's why when when i was like oh i couldn't find the hook and you're like we can make something i said yeah it's going to be a very specific because i don't know what i would have used if i didn't find that perfect i'll use the hook my chain yeah but the chain dangles so i was worried about letting the chain sit in the oil i can't get the i can't get it it would have to be

yeah

stressing out i was like we will get that fucking bird in the deep fryer one way or another oh yeah even if we're using the fucking fucking 1,200, I don't even know how much weight those chains can pull, but we'll fucking put chains around its little legs and

drop it in there. Like, it's a heavy chain that I use because I'm crazy and I like to.

She chains the garbage cans to the minivan. You guys, she takes the towing chains, clicks it in the thing, and drags

the barrels back. Yeah, that's how I take them to the road sometimes, too.
I mean, I don't blame you, really. I don't.
No. Work smarter, not harder.

i get it i get it and then i looked up like because we live in the country and like in the wintertime the snow fucking sucks okay it just sucks all around sucks i'm gonna take the bins down there whatever i just hate it i looked up like the you can or you can buy like these carts that are like on wheels they have brakes and everything and it's like a metal cart that will hold like you can get some that hold two garbage bins or three and i looked up and i found one and it holds three and it's just like you push you can just push it to your oh oh yeah and it just holds all three of them and it's like uh, I mean, I would know, I'm like, I'll hook that bitch up to my fucking van.

I'm thinking of the little trailer hits that you put in the back of the car. No, but um, so I found one, but dude, they want like fucking $1,100 for this thing and like $1,100, $500 to ship it.

Now I know why all these old guys in the country have the little built ones. You see how people make their own things? Yeah, but they're not moving it around.
No, yeah, some have wheels.

I've seen some with wheels in there. We'll figure out a solution.
I don't really know. I'll just keep fucking dragging it out with the minivan.
Yeah, I mean, hey, I don't blame you.

I always want our neighbors thing. I usually stack the one on top of the other, but it's a bitch sometimes.
Yeah, I tried that. I could never.
No, you can't. No, don't.
You're going to kill yourself.

I have tried it. Had you put stacking it?

Yeah, just. Yeah, like you put the door and whatever.
Yeah, it doesn't work in our garbage can, but I, so I stack it on top where the handles are like on top of each other. Oh.

Like this one's standing up, and then the other trash can't like this, but the handles are all I I think about is garbage juices

running everywhere. You know what?

It happens sometimes.

I hate it. Hate it.
I don't like it. Well, that's what I'm here for, I guess.
Hey, grab the things. But I've always wondered what our neighbors think, though.
I'm like, how?

Oh, they think you're crazy for sure. Hell yeah.

With your dented minivan. And your

dead on the side. It wasn't even my fault.

It's a dented minivan. Yeah.

Dragging. I only go like five miles an hour.

When you see motherfucking tow chains towing. It works.
Dragons. They got a whole ass dumpster.
So I know, I know. They're lucky.
Listen, a lot of people in the country do have like the dumpsters.

Yeah, but I don't like collecting bags in my house to take out. That is annoying as fuck.
No, well, it's like, let me carry six bags of garbage to my father.

But you use it just to dump out the bins. Oh.
Like, you're the garbage man, dumping it in the dumpster, and then you drag it back. You know what I'm saying? You don't leave it by the road.

You just dump it in the dumpster and then drag it back. You know what I'm saying?

How the fuck are you going to pick up a fucking heavy-s garbage can that's got fucking six bags of garbage in it? I wouldn't be able to do it. I'll tell you that.
I would definitely be able to do it.

So I mean, yeah.

Fucking shield.

But anyway, yeah, that's what I was just thinking. Like, what? Yeah, well, I mean, obviously.

I don't see a lot of wives out there taking the big old garbage and dumping it in the dumpster. Hello.
I ain't doing that. But if there's a dumpster for sure, I mean, that, I mean, shit.

I'm dumping it in there. Anyway, I'm just thinking.
I don't know. I don't know either.
I hate the look of dumpsters, though. It's a problem.

And we freaking stray cats already getting our garbage. I know.
Oh, the dumpster, man. I don't know.
Anyway, anyway, country problems. Country problems, I guess.
Dumpster, what do you do? Get a cart

for your garbage bins? I don't know.

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There is one thing that I want to talk about, though, that we haven't been able to talk about since it's happened. The food pantry? Sure.
Oh, oh, no.

I thought for sure that's what you were going to talk about. No, I mean, we can talk about that.
No, no, no.

What are you going to talk about? I mean, we're going, like, a month back,

but it's because we've had so many guests on the show too. I know.
That's why I was like, sorry, guys. I know you guys have probably, like, where the fuck are you guys?

But we had so many guests and they were just. Yeah, when they fly into Detroit, like, we have, you know, those.

Our first priority. Yeah, right.

No, I was going. I wanted to talk about the Halloween incident with your ding-a-ling.
Oh, my God, bro.

Why are you out there, Commando?

Yeah, yeah. What the fuck, Tyler?

With your kids, you sick.

You sick motherfucker. Dude, I couldn't.

I literally, God, I just like. So, what happened?

You were like, okay, this is because I remember on Halloween day, you're like, babe, let's get a picture of just me and you, because we never get it to do it. Never, dude.
Yeah. And we always forget.

Don't we always forget?

We're always sitting there and we're like, motherfucker, we looked really good today. We didn't get a fucking picture or whatever it is.
And I remember, dude.

And so you're like, I'm going to post this picture.

Yeah. And what happened? So you're like, okay, I'm going to post this picture.
I'm going to post a fucking picture. And listen, I think, like, you know how when

you're just posting multiple photos?

So when you hit the little check mark, dick di-dit, like, you're not.

Dissecting them. I guess I don't.

I go, I really like that because I don't ever let, there's no pictures in my camera roll that I don't delete right away if I don't like them. You know what I'm saying?

So I know whatever's in my camera roll, I have like I need to start doing that because then I accidentally post bad ones.

See, that's why, yeah, yeah, because you know how, like, when you get the whole camera roll and you click whatever ones you want, I eliminate it because I don't, I want, I want no photos, so that's why I take a photo, I'll look at it and be like, delete, delete, delete, delete, and then I'll keep the whatever the ones that I like, anyway, whatever.

So I know that they're in the camera roll, that they're good, it's fine. Uh, and I only, my niece only took one, so there wasn't any other ones to pick from, you know what I mean?

So she didn't take more than one, No, yeah, no. She took a couple of us in one pose, one pose.
Oh, okay. So I didn't go through and delete because they literally look exactly the same.
Yeah.

I'm like, I'm not going to go through. So, anyway, delete those two as long as I have one of each.

And, dude, like, I, of course, I posted the one on just me and you. It's cute, and we never get pictures together and whatever.
And I'm not.

And it's Halloween. We're not

in suits. We're in costumes.
And, dude, bro,

I'm not the first dad to ever be Superman.

Okay.

Not the first guy to ever wear a motherfucking Superman suit for Halloween. Also,

you're not the first dad to have a penis. Shocker.

Anatomy? No way.

Wow.

But my thing is, is that like, dude, the fact, you know what? And I couldn't. After, after, first I posted it, right? And I immediately started seeing shit.
And sometimes I'm like, oh, whatever.

Like, there'll be a couple dumbass dumbass comments. Like, I'm out.

But then I started seeing more and more. I'm just like, nope, stop.
I'm not. I don't, this isn't, we're not doing this right now.
And so I deleted it. And then I tried cropping it

to repost it. And all it is is your tits.
Yeah, you're supposed to spoof.

I was like, fine, get it, you know, whatever. And it's literally your fucking tits, dude.
In your head. In the corner of the picture.
Yeah, I know.

But anyway, regardless, first off, didn't, don't think I have to delete anything.

don't think i have to like monitor and pay attention as much as other people do i think it's bullshit that people think i'm actually like what you really feel like i'm going commando in a fucking superman suit y'all uncomfortable

when l the youtuber l

when l um youtuber l and she saw this on tick tock brought it up with ray and was like whoa did he have underwear on i was like are you kidding i'm like people really think that he's just in a tight leather suit with no underwear on why the fuck?

Let alone,

let alone, when are you ever commando around our kids?

Bro, I'm like, you never are. And if people were to really know us in our household, Tyler is very particular about his body, where he gets dressed.

Well, yeah. Right.
Whether, you know, you know, he's never commando around our kids, nothing like that. Because we are, it's a house of all girls.
He's the only guy, you know?

So it's like, for people to think, and they're not here with us on a daily basis basis to know how you are, but to literally think that you're just going to be walking around town fucking commando is ridiculous.

It is, that's what I'm saying. Like, and first off, fucking uncomfortable shit.
Right. Are you kidding me, bro? Like, no.

And also, what people didn't see is like the one thing that made me so happy is like you're walking through the streets on Halloween and your cape's blowing, and there's this all of a sudden I have this little boy, Superman.

I know,

Superman. Hi, Superman.
Hi, Superman. He was so

cape. Like, there's, it's like, for one, I'm not the first guy to ever dress up in a, in a tight

suit. Sorry, guys, they don't make fucking baggy Superman suits.
They don't, you know what I'm saying?

So, but, but regardless of all that we just said, I don't give a fuck what any, you guys are making it something weird. I'm not being weird.
You're making things weird, okay?

You're not saying anything like, like I said, if I had big tits and I wore like you had your witch dress,

I could still see

the shape of your motherfucking tits, okay? The big old chested hump on your, in your, whatever, okay? You can't do nothing about that. No.
So, when I, what do you want me to do? Right.

That's my question. What do you want me to do? If you want me to fucking tuck it, tape it, wrap it, whatever you think I actually need to do, then I hope you're saying that to every other female,

every other dude, every other person that is wearing something

performed. Yeah, I guess, or whatever, revealing, whatever you want to call it.
Yeah, I'm covered head to toe in a suit. I don't know how to do it.

But I saw, like, um, I saw a lot of people because when it was posted on some Facebook page by some lady, remember, I saw a lot of people, and they were like, oh, but this is okay, or this is okay.

And they were posting pictures of like girls half naked walking around on Halloween and like all these things when you were literally covered from head to toe, like neck to feet. You know what I mean?

And then someone's like, oh, I saw someone say, oh, wear a cup. I'm like, do you guys, have you ever seen anyone wear a cup in a skin tight? It looks guys would know.

Yeah.

Guys, you all know what it looks like if you're wearing a skin-tight fucking suit with, with, with a cup, which is a hard plastic ball. Yeah.

It's going to make it look even worse. It looks stupid.
At least I had compression

leggings. I actually had, because it was cold.
I went on my cold. I had a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of layers.
I had the layers. I had the

compression dude leggings pretty much.

Right. And underwear.
Yeah.

Like, what? I was like triple layered, bro. Triple layered.
And I feel like it, and I, and I, and it's rare that you say this because, but I, but I feel like it's true.

It's a double standard sexist thing. No one would say, no one was saying shit about your big tits in the dress.
No one would say shit about

anything.

But it's because I'm. I don't even know what's going on.
I just don't. And you know what? Maybe, maybe, maybe we maybe we drew this on ourselves.
Maybe. We should have never did the OF thing.

Maybe that's what.

Because I feel like

how many other

dudes are Superman, Batman, Spider-Man with their kids posting pictures? Right. And no one's saying, do you know what I'm saying?

I guess what I'm saying is that no one's looking at fucking proctors, but you people. So you guys are fucking weird, dude.
I don't know what else to tell you.

You want me to be weird to justify you being weird. Right.
I'm not the weird one. You are.
Yeah.

Because adults aren't looking at the addicts and kids aren't either. Kids are like, oh, Superman, hey, you know? Like, I don't know, bro.
I just thought the whole thing was.

Maybe, because it was it was like all females. Maybe they're just secretly jealous that their husbands have chods.
Oh my god, damn. Hey, listen, maybe they like the chodes.
I don't fucking know.

I don't know, but I don't know. I just think it brought up a really interesting concept.
Is chod a bad word? No, chod is a chod. What the fuck do you mean? I think it's not derogatory or what's chod.

You know what chode is? Small, round,

short, round.

I mean, honestly, I'm

a short, fat tuna can. Someone said, Ew.

Oh my God. No, who the fuck said that?

That's the only thing that's literally as wide as a tuna can?

Well,

it's an analogy. It's like, obviously, not as wide as a tuna can, but the shape of a tuna can in its whole entirety.

Someone said, you ever heard that as a kid? Never. Wow.
Now

I'm thinking just a little short, like like this wide.

Short. No, no, they're short and fat.
Oh, they're the same size

round as they are long. Does that make sense? Okay.
Yeah. So if it's four inches long, it's four inches round.
So someone, someone, all I remember is being a kid.

The first time I heard it was, oh, choad. I'm like, I don't know the fuck that means.
And I'm like, oh, yeah, it's like your hunger katuna can. And I was like, oh.

Like, okay.

Maybe something clarified. Like, the heck?

The choad is a fucking. That's it.
Google it.

So I don't, I'm telling you, though, that's what it means. It's hung on a tuna can.
I remember hearing as a kid. Our ADHD brains.

I'm scared what's going to pop up. Oh, my God.
Yeah. Your search history.

What is a choad? It's thick, especially when characterized as being short and thick. Oh.
Yeah. So it's the same.

It just sounds gross. I need to describe.
I'm dying. I'm fucking sweating.
I'm live sore.

Oh, my God.

But yeah, so it's like, yeah. Don't want, don't want, don't don't want, don't want no short dick, man.

But I will say, like, I feel, um,

I don't think it was warranted, and I think it was bullshit, honestly. Yeah, because I think she's a kid.

It actually kind of like got, it bothered me. It was like, I was like, this is fucking bullshit.
And like I said, maybe this is karma. Maybe it's karma.
Maybe it's the universe saying, hey.

God, Tyler, why do you have to be a boy and have a dick? You know?

Why do men, why do men have to have penises? You know? Well, what do do you think? You're a female. I think it's dumb because that's not even the first thing I fucking looked at.

Okay, so say you didn't know me and I'm walking with my kids.

I would think it's fucking dope. That was a dope costume.
Right. So that's my thing is that, like, I don't know what you guys want me to do with it, to be honest with you.
What do I do? Yeah.

And someone actually said, tape it. That would look even weird.
Tape it where? But listen, I wanted it to be very, and people were liking it. Like, oh, yeah, exactly, right?

Like, there's so many things he could do. Okay, so I should just tape my boobs down.
Thank you.

I was going to say, bro, if this situation was switched between us and they weren't telling me there, and people were like, like, congratulations, saying, yeah, he should tape it down.

That's fucked up. Or tuck it up in your waistband.
You don't have a dick. You know how I'm comfortable.
Bro, I ain't doing that shit. And especially ain't doing it because you are a weirdo.

And you know what? You know how much weirder it's going to look because you'll be able to see it in the suit anyways, tucked up in your fucking waistband. Wait a minute.

I haven't even dick in my waist. Yeah.
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Anyway, it's it's

no, but it is fucked up, though, because I don't think people will realize that it feels the same way as it does for women, for some men. Like,

I won't go as far as like,

no, I'm saying yes, it can't. Yes, it can.
I'm sorry. I don't think I think men can

have been a little more. I mean, women have, but I'm just saying men can still feel those same feelings.
It's like, fuck you. You could tell me to fucking what, tape it to my fucking thigh?

That's like a woman saying, like, oh, you know what, your tits are hanging out or they're fucking saggy, so you need to tape them around your fucking. You guys would all be freaking out.

Oh, if somebody if a dude commented,

if a dude commented on a picture of a of a woman in a bikini, whatever, or a one-piece, right, and said, tape your tits down. This is so fucking perverted.

You're out in public with your kids, and your tits are just out

there.

I'm talking about a one-piece, one-piece because I was all covered.

Yeah, right. But what I'm saying is that if I'm comparing it, like you're not telling this woman, hey, tape your tits down because you're with your kids at the beach.

If I commented that on any dude, I would get ripped apart. Yeah, it's fucked up.
They'd be like, you sexist, misogynistic motherfucker, whatever the fuck.

Oh, but because I'm a dude and I happen to have the anatomy that I have.

And no, I'm not taping it for your convenience because you're a fucking freak. Yeah, you're weird, right?

Ain't no one looking at crotches but you. No, or as Vegas.
You know what I'm saying? Nobody's looking at crusts. Yeah, she caused them crusts.

Guys, guys. Sorry, I had to go through.

If, like, I'm trying to teach her the right word because I hate the word crust even worse than I hate the word crotch. When she goes, ew,

like, ew, oh, you're crust. I'm like, ew, oh,

I don't want to hear the region of crotch in association with the word crust.

crotch and crust?

I don't want to ever see those things. Well, no, because

you don't want to see me. Because we have three male dogs, but the big one's name is Remy, and the medium-sized one's name is Ace.
And I swear Ace is like, I swear he's gay. Like, he loves Remy.

He's always licking his lips, his ears, and like his crotch. Okay.
What crust?

And so one day, Ace is like licking him all over, licks him in his crotch area. And Vada's like, ew, he's licking his crust.
And I go, what did you say? She's like, he's licking his crust.

I'm like, that's his crotch. And she's like, even say that.

Say it again. Licking his crust.
It's like, what the fuck? Just give people some like, yeah, because we're why I had to say it.

And then there's been another time where she said it. I'm like, it's a crotch.
She's like, but I like crust. I'm like, it's not called crust.

Don't ever refer to the crotch area or even crotch and crust in the same sentence. I don't ever want to hear that ever.

Yeah, and for people that don't know either,

we have talked to our kids too about not just crotches, like a penis and a vagina they know the right terminology well to be more specific i call it a vagina i'm not being that specific okay well i'm just saying but anyways i feel just so yeah see we're adhd well what do you think though because honestly i felt at first i was like maybe i'm uh

i don't know i was just mad because it was a good picture it was no it was i wanted to keep it up and someone even wrote back and said fucking repo fuck that shit yeah and i was like you got a point because i'm like I even tried going on Instagram and like making our, you know how you can make it really blurry and just like our faces, but it's still, it's like, it looks stupid.

I mean, I could do it to a point, but then it's like, looks like a floating

up here. Yeah, it's done.
Anyway, we're regarding it.

Well, my, my opinion is I thought that it was a cute moment. The kids were super excited to see me dressed up and you dressed up.

And

I thought we looked dope. I thought we all looked cool.
I did too. I know.
And it wasn't everybody. That's what everybody, a handful.

There was lots of people that were being supportive and being like, you guys are fucking weird. You're girl.
Which made me so happy.

then, and then maybe I shouldn't have deleted it because I deleted it because I just, I don't know, it's one of those things where, like, there's been multiple times where, like,

I don't even know, like,

I posted something or something happened. Oh, yeah, somebody will say something.
And someone points it out.

And like I said, maybe this is just the energetic karma from, from, you know, having a good time over on OF. I've no, I, I'm not really sure, but it feels that way.
Like, why will this happen?

You know what I'm saying? You know what I'm saying? Because, oh, anyway, well, regardless, it is what it is, but it's like, dude, like, there's been many times where I posted something. It's like,

no. It's probably going to be something like you dancing with the kids or something, and you put pants on.
They're like, oh, did you see it? Yeah, it's stupid. I'm like, bro, I don't.

At the end of the day, I don't know what I'm going to do with it.

But he ain't definitely ain't fucking taping it down. I'm not.
Or fucking tuck a badging it. Okay.
So shut. Shut up.
It was getting like people like, yeah, exactly. Like, this is crazy.

I'm like, what the?

I'm like, you guys are all nuts. If this was reversed, I'm telling you, I would be getting my fucking ass chewed out because you guys would be all over me saying, you misogynistic piece of shit.

Well, all I know is I thought you looked dope, but the kids thought you looked really cool, and they were super excited. And it won't be the next time I wear it.

And so next day or next time, I will wear a cup, and you can see how stupid this shit looks in a Spider-Man costume. Oh, I'll be even worse.
Spider-Man's fucking costume. Uh-huh.
Skipped.

Well, this week, I

we haven't done this in a hot minute, so I wanted to do it. So this week, I asked fans for their juicy anonymous secrets.
Ooh, God. And I got a couple couple good ones.
I think I got three of them.

But this one,

I get nervous. I was like, I almost wanted to write this person back.
I'd be like, what the fuck, dude?

No. So she said,

My father-in-law sits at family events eating his own boogers.

So this year I blew my snot in his stuffing at Thanksgiving.

He ate it.

No, no. This is like something my sister.
No, no, no. She blew.

Guys, don't stop that.

She blew her snot into his stuffing.

Because he sits and eats his own boogers.

Oh, God.

Yo.

You guys ever feel something in your throat? You know what I'm saying? Like, I know if, like,

you know what I'm saying? Like.

And this is her father-in-law. Like, how old is this man?

And what made you want to blow your snot snot into stuffing?

You know what? Okay, so I think the reason why I'm traumatized by Lugie Lugies and shit

is because my sister used to do that thing where she would spit. I used to just suck it up.

And one time she did it. With a Lugie?

With a Lugie? I'm going to gag. I feel it in my throat right now.

Did she one time do it with a Lugie?

Yeah.

And I mean, I don't even know if it was for sure, but I was when I was a kid.

And then my friend Tom would do a Lugie ra. I can't even talk about it, but I'm gonna fucking throw up.

He would do Lugie races, and he would,

bro, a Lugie race, yeah. Him and him, what the fuck is a Lugie race?

Tom, we were chilling out, and they'd be like all right, Louie race, and they'd hulk a Lugie, spit it on a window or glass in whatever.

I can't, I'm gonna fucking throw up,

and they would watch it intensely. And so, yeah, I don't know, man, this just compiled trauma of fucking

snot and like spit. Not spit.
It's only Lugies and shit. You know what I'm saying? Well, she's snotted all up and stuffy.

Oh, God.

You know what? I'll tell you something. I'll tell you something right now.

Fuck that guy for eating boogers at my motherfucking table. That's all I'm saying.
You will never come over again. And I will say,

Mr. Charles,

do not eat Boogers at my house. Do you understand? What if she's at her mom's at his house? At anywhere's house.
At anyone's house. Do not eat boogers ever.

And if you're going to do it by yourself, don't ever do it in front of people and don't do it in my presence ever. It's just sick as fuck, dude.
Would you snut in his food? Are you kidding? No,

I'd puke. I'd puke trying to make him puke.

And then I'd think about people eating it ever. I'm going to make myself puke.
So I wouldn't be able to, I would just call it out aggressively. Does her mom.
Wait, it's her father-in-law, yeah?

Okay, mom. Right.
Tell your husband to stop eating his boogers

anywhere. And mom, I'm judging you because you married this motherfucker.
Is it my dad?

Father-in-law.

Yeah.

No, that'd be my, your mother-in-law. No, that would be.
Oh. Yeah, father-in-law, right? Hang on, get me to get the toy straight, right? So she's at her house.
Oh, my God. So that would be her.

Father-in-law, yeah. So, mother-in-law.
So tell your husband, get your dad.

and tell him to stop eating boogers in my presence. This is your job.
Oh, my God. That's fucking fucked up.

I think he's wrong for doing it, and I think you're wrong for doing that.

Because I don't know how you even handled that shit and not threw up everywhere watching him eat. Well, he eats his own, so why not somebody else's?

That's so sick, dude. And I hate it so.

Oh, this is a great one.

I can't hang out in market market.

Oh, I know. We're like, Raya.

Just throw some me out. I'm getting gross out.
Oh, I got a fucking dead. All right.

Sick as. Oh.
Oh, what is wrong with people?

People are crazy, dude. My now ex-husband, thank God, girl.
Hang on. Go ahead.
Thank God, girl. Thank God he's an ex.

My now ex-husband would masturbate with his friends and tell me it's normal. What the fuck, dude?

Yo, it ain't normal. Okay.
I mean, yeah, when you're young and you're a boy, like, things are, you don't ever do that, though. I was like, okay, wait, wait, wait.
No, no, no.

You're not.

You're not.

You're not circle jerking around. Yeah, sometimes you do.

So, but wait a minute. This has got into adulthood? I'm assuming.
Yeah. My now ex-husband would masturbate with his friends and tell me

and tell me that it's normal. Oh, he's gaslighting the fuck out of you right there.
Like, you know, when you're young, you talk about it when you're young.

Oh, yeah, you guys, can you guys shoot? Yeah, oh, no.

I don't understand, like, talking about it.

Oh, yeah. Yeah.
No.

This. Oh, good job.

That's what I said. I'm like, good job.
Glad you got rid of that guy.

And also. It does not seem normal.
It ain't fucking normal. And he knows it ain't normal.
And you telling her that it's normal is bullshit. And because all she got to do is confirm.

And I was like, Dad. You ever do that with your buddies?

Hell no, and I wish I had more backstory. Like, what do they do? Like, hey, we're gonna meet up at two,

and we're gonna watch this video and like all jerk off together.

Hey, pass me the lotion.

Well, that does get really awkward because when you're young and like you're a boy, you're like, you'll watch a porn, you know, oh, yeah, let's watch it, and then you're like, this is getting weird.

Yeah, now what do we do? Right, walk around with our hearts, we're all bricked up, we're all fucking bricked up.

Yeah, cool, dude.

I don't gotta know what Jimmy's doing. I know what's going on with Jimmy.
I know what's going on with Steve.

I know what's going on. You know what I'm saying? But you're talking about like young, young people.
I'm talking like, yeah, you're young, young. Yeah.
Like, not. Just got your first buddy else.

Yeah, 12. You know what I mean? No, these are obviously adults meeting up and masking.

I think something else is going on. Yeah.

Right.

Thank God he's an excellent shit. Straight up.

That shit's weird.

That's very fucking weird. Didn't seem normal to me when I read it.
No, hell, that ain't normal. Do you like your girlfriends? No, no.
Sure, Yep.

That's what I mean. Like, pass me the lotion.

You know? Oh, God damn, bro.

All right. So I have one more.

Oh, so this girl,

she induced her own lactation so that way she could breastfeed her husband.

Wait, what?

She induced her own, induced lactation.

So how do you induce lactation?

Stimulation over long periods of time. So she obviously had a baby.
No, you can stimulate lactation.

Yes. Are you kidding? I swear.
I'm learning something today. Yeah.
So she

stuck it in your boob every day, and eventually it's going to come out. Yes.
Yes. What?

So she induced her own lactation so that way she could breastfeed her husband. I think your husband's got mommy issues.
Period. He's fucking Homelander from the boys.

And if you, well, you watch the boys. Everyone else who watches the boys, like Homelander.
He's a, he's like, loves milk. He's weird.
He's a creepy guy. He's a cool guy, but he's creepy.

I was like, I know he's fucked up sometimes.

Your husband has mommy issues. I also feel that anything that crosses that line like it sexual with

that kind of sexual. Like with.

So what, you want to fuck your mama? What do you want to suck your mama's titty? Because that's what it feels like. You know what I'm saying? Does that make sense? Yeah.
You know what I'm saying?

Like,

you're crossing sexual lines with

parental figures? Right, because it says that you you can induce lactation without pregnancy by using a combination of hormone therapy, regular nipple stimulation, and sometimes herbs or medications.

You can take estrogen or induce lactation.

I have so many questions more that I have more questions than I do

how long.

But I'm sorry to say this. I feel like you both are kind of weird.

Very fucking weird. Yeah, because he's wanting to be mommy by you, and you're like absolutely out of breastfeeding.

So I was thinking of God's idea.

Can I just like soak your milk on your tit? It's hot. That would be a turnoff, a major turnoff.
You know what I'm saying?

Be like fucking fucking normal Ed Gein shit, you know? Like, how fucking weird would that be?

First off, I'll be honest. Kudos to the guy, I guess, for being open and honest about what he wants to do because I would have kept that shit to myself for my whole life.
I know.

No, I read that when I was like

word that I ever want to suck milk out of a boob.

No one ever known that. I'm going to die.
I just did mine, but not sucking it from my tit.

Whoa. Yeah.

I've sprayed him in the face with it. Now I'm not thinking of the grown man.

I'm not saying like, look at all PB. Oh, yeah, it's hot, sexy, yeah.
No.

Like, what the fuck? Like, hey.

Now I'm thinking of a grown man child sucking a boob and it's weird as fuck. That's what I mean.
So that's like a little Ed Gein. Not even little.
A whole grown-ass Ed Gein, Norman Bates shit.

You know what I mean? Wow, are there any more? Because that's really wild. No, those are the best three that I got.
Those are the best three. Yeah.
Oh, wow. They're pretty good.

Then I had one, somebody said, like, one time they were walking to their dog and they shit themselves.

Oh. And I'm like, okay, whatever.

I was fucking like, I wanted some.

I don't know if anybody else

added anything either. Let me see.
Because that's pretty wild. Dude, I know, but when I read that, when I was like, that

fucking awkward.

I knew that one.

And I'm talking to my dad. If my wife, if you ever said, hey, babe, you know, we were at whatever and I saw your mom, you know, eating her snot,

I would be like, mom,

what is wrong with you? You know what I'm saying? I'd be calling that shit out real quick and actually be concerned. Yeah, it's gross.
It's definitely gross. You don't do that.

Fucking sick.

Jesus.

Like some of these, yeah, I feel like those are the the best ones that I get. All right, yeah.

But yeah, I knew that Booker one was going to get you.

No, that stuff doesn't bother me. No.
It's if I

see it

and then I'm fucking losing it. What about your dad's snot rockets?

He always did that. Dude, my dad.
As a kid, I would. You don't understand.

He would always do that.

Yeah, he would always do that.

And then I. And sometimes it's out of nowhere.

And then

I'm looking at the ground as a kid.

Yeah. Well, I hope you guys enjoyed some of those juicy, odd, awkward.

Please send us more because you people are nuts. Yes, and I love you.
I love you. I love you.
You're crazy.

I think you're weird. Some of them.
I think you're weird. You know you're weird.
Yeah. Because you're talking to me about that.
You're sending me these things. So you know you're weird.

You're going to make, finally, I can tell someone that my husband sucks my titty for milk. you've been waiting for this moment.
I know you have.

You want to tell somebody that you shot some snot in your

father-in-law's father's mother.

Talk to your husband. That one was crazy.
And tell your husband to tell your dad to stop being a fucking weirdo. Knock that shit off.
And knock that shit off. Go in the bathroom.

No, just don't do that at all. Get her.
Titan you.

Get her titch you, bro. God's sick.
That one had me fucking dying today. Oh, my God.
That one was so funny. Oh, my God.

Well,

hope you guys enjoyed those anonymous secrets as much as we do. And we love getting them.
I think it's just

some of the shit we get is crazy. All right, let's end with a question before we end.
One more. Okay, you ready? This is on level one, okay?

Level one. Oh, on a scale of one to ten, how open do you feel I am with you?

Eight. Wow, really? Mm-hmm.
All right. Wow.

Sometimes Sometimes when you're irritated and you tell me that nothing's wrong, I do know something's wrong. You don't tell me what it is.

I'm pretty open. I'm pretty honest about what I'm doing.
Are you? Maybe that's my own internal stuff then. I think sometimes I wish I knew why.

You know what I mean? But I'm learning. Maybe I sense it more than you'd even know.
No, but I swear to God, after getting my diagnosis and stuff, now it's like helping me. I'm like, all right, like,

because I think before it was like, I'm just a freaking psycho, something's wrong with me. You know what I'm saying?

So now I'll try to like figure it out. And I'm learning that it has a lot to do with

when things are random and out of order, which

fucking three kids.

Everything's fucking random and out of order.

But I'm trying to find the pattern a little bit, almost to where I could identify it. And I think that's, it's when it's something's super random, loud, or like

unexpected. I guess sometimes in my gut, I'm like, he has to, like, something happened.
And he's just not telling me. No, I, no, something did happen.

But, like I said, I think before I got to get my diagnosis, I would be like more self-criticizing, hey, you know, you can't control yourself, you fucking crazy motherfucker.

Well, that's why I'm not sure.

I do that kind of stuff and said I'd be like, okay, what the hell just happened?

That would make any sense, you know what I mean? Because before, I wouldn't look at certain things because I'm like, that's not a big deal, but it is for people like me. Yeah.

Do you know what I'm saying? Am I making any sense? No, you do.

So after getting it, I'm like, all right. And I, yeah, I'm finding that that's what it is.

Yeah, in the middle of something, or it's like, or I'm like really deep diving and reading something, and someone's like,

well, hey, maybe partially too, it has something to do with my stuff, always thinking that

things are wrong. Because your mom growing up.
Yeah.

You literally spent your whole life emotionally monitoring.

And when you think about it, like,

I mean,

how do you,

you'll probably never be able to erase that out of your personality. No, I think I'll always be able to,

I I think I truly, I'll always be able to feel people's feelings. You will, because you've

learned to do that to survive. Yeah, I always do that.

You never would have been able to survive or at least minimize the chaos as much as you did with your mom growing up if you didn't do what you've done. You know what I'm saying?

You created that. Yeah, so that's what I mean.
I think I say eight in the fact of like, because in my mind, I feel like, no, he knows what it is. He's just not saying what he is, what it is.

But I think maybe more or less that's just me

feeling it intensely. Yeah.
You know what I mean? So it's more of like, or you saying, I know know I did something. What did I do wrong? What did I do? Did I max this environment up? Did I

do something better to make the environment not so much? I know, it's kind of stupid.

Because even there's even some times still where I ask Ty, like, I'll ask Tyler all the time and be like, you know, are you happy with me? You know, are you like, it's so random. It's like weird.

Yeah. But I get it.
Honestly, though, I feel like, and that's from going to therapy, though, because now I know, okay, obviously.

I just need that moment. And then moment to be like, yes.
Hey, I'm always here. Yeah.
Oh, okay. Good.
Cool. And not take it as I'm like, you know,

like, God, bitch, nothing's wrong with us. You know what I mean? Right.
Or chill the fuck out. You know, it's more or less like, oh.
And it's so random, isn't it, though?

Yeah. It's not like we mask them every fucking day.
They're like, oh, they're like, look, she's so insecure about it.

You know what I mean? Okay, for one, though, I know you're not alone in that. I know a lot of girls will be like, something's wrong.
Did I do something wrong? It's something. It's what is wrong?

Just period. What happened? Yeah, what's wrong? What happened? You know, and then they internalize it.
I mean, come on, dude.

I mean, I'm pretty sure that's very common. Women, woo, trauma.
Woo.

But, all right. Well, thanks, guys, for joining us on this.
Real basis episode. I'm so sorry, guys.
No, it was good. We did an update.
We talked about some shit.

And then we did some anonymous questions. I thought it was great.

And we fucking laugh-cried. So I think it was great.
All right. So maybe every episode we end our episodes with one of these.
And then it'll actually save us a lot. Oh, yeah.

How much endings we have.

Yeah, until we run out. Yeah, I know what they are.
Dang, okay. Maybe the little thing.
You never know. Yeah, no, I like that idea.

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