The Bubba Dub Show - Bubba Dub Sounds OFF on  ISAIAH STEWART smh!!!! + LAKERS WIN AGAINST ROCKETS... LAKERS IN 5!!!

The Bubba Dub Show - Bubba Dub Sounds OFF on ISAIAH STEWART smh!!!! + LAKERS WIN AGAINST ROCKETS... LAKERS IN 5!!!

April 01, 2025 1h 0m Explicit

Bubba Dub goes ALL THE WAY IN on Luka Doncic, Kanye West, and everybody in between in this WILD episode!

From Luka for lookin’ like Babe Ruth on the court, to givin’ props to the Lakers’ bench for holdin’ it down Bubba got all the NBA smoke! He also got some real talk too… like why folks need to stop runnin’ from the police, put the crab legs down, and take care of their 10 kids (yeah, we talkin’ about YOU, cousin).

Plus:
Why LeBron is still runnin’ the league at 40
The Kanye meltdown and why nobody’s holdin’ him accountable
A comedy masterclass on fake friends, step-parenting, and grown folk business
Salty wigs, blue pill jokes, and wild adult humor don’t say we didn’t warn you!

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I know some of y'all gotta work in the morning, but you still up with your boy So before anything go ahead hit the like button go ahead and hit the subscribe button Make sure you keep your notifications turned on. You know, I'm feeling real lovely over here I'm feeling real lovely tonight You see them damn labels before I even get into the game about what went on Even though we won I'm happy that we won But I'm not liking What I'm seeing from Luka Is it me When Luka look like The size of Babe Ruth I'm being fair That's a baby Ruth Eating ass motherfucker Over there Luka in he drank Thunderbird Did y'all see tonight? Three times,

Luka Dungeon shot air balls.

What the fuck going on with Luka?

You got five,

six foot one,

Van Fleet on you.

You backing him down.

You shoot a fadeaway.

Air ball.

That let me know you got a fucking hand goal.

Who got a hand goal for y'all?

See, all y'all gonna see is the wind But what I'm seeing I'm seeing a warning sign before destruction Something ain't rocky with local He holding his arm Nigga, you got a ringworm, nigga You nasty You ain't got anything wrong with local You got a motherfucking motherfucking ring you wearing. Nasty ass.
I seen it. I seen that mark on your own.
You're filthy. Now, Lakers won this game tonight basically off they bench.
Denny Smith had 20, and Shemai Moore, a.k.a. Gabe Vincent, had 20.
They won across they their bench. And like I keep telling y'all, the Los Angeles Lakers continue to get the most open shots they could ever have had by adding Luka.
The Lakers shot 46 threes tonight. Now, for me, that's two million goddamn threes they shooting.
Somebody need to come on in and take easier shots. But they took 46 threes.
Bruh, you're looking your motherfucking age, fam. As you should, though.
You're coming off a groin injury. I don't think you had a groin injury.
I think you had powerball. Y'all think you had powerball? And I think you need a motherfucking shot? And I think you went and got a shot, too.
Just me personally, though. LeBron, 40 years old.
He ain't running up and down the court like he used to. Rightfully so.
All the time. But he's still LeBron James tonight.
Had two great blocks in the end that we needed. But, Luka, you're 25 years old, dog.
You're looking windy. Now, last week I was praising you.
And the first quarter, I ain't going to lie, the first quarter of this game, y'all saw it. Luka were playing defense.

If Luka going to play defense, he did it coming home.

That's all I'm saying.

If Luka going to get down there and get past the flexors,

get steals, goddammit, he did it coming home, y'all.

Don't argue with me.

He'll argue with your damn.

I'm just telling you about what I've seen. The Rockets are a good young team coached by Udoka Jalen Green was on the bench most of the four quarter painting his motherfucking nails that's what he was doing he didn't really do nothing but that Jabari what was it? Park? not Park I can't think of his name right now it might be Smith Jab Jabari Smith and Thompson.
That young guy. Hey.
Got some. Dylan Brooks.
Trash. He gets tough for nothing.
Ain't no yellow tough motherfucker. Ain't no yellow tough motherfucker.
Ain't that Matt Bowens? That's it. Dylan Brooks.
Shit. But I'm loving what I'm seeing from L.A.
right now. Oh, yeah.
Lakers back putting through and people hearts now back in L.A. God damn it.
And I'm loving what I'm seeing from them. Beluca got to play better.
I don't like you shooting our balls. You steady complaining when you don't get a foul.
You don't get back down on, and, God damn it, you're giving up open points. Like, come on, J.J.
Reggie. It got to be some film study going on of y'all sitting down with the 25-year-old local, a.k.a.
Babe Ruth, letting them know. Motherfucker, look at you.
You're crying. You got no defense.
They not going to call every call. They miss some calls tonight on the Rockets I seen.

They miss some calls on the Lakers. That's

cool. Refs ain't gonna see every motherfucking

thing. But at the end of the day, you

got to keep playing ball, man.

I love Luka. But he tried to

motherfucking much for me, man. And he

overweight.

I told y'all, y'all took the Snickers

away, but you're still giving them baby

rules.

Me personally, I don't get it.

I don't, but that's just what's

going on right now.

I know y'all seen that rapper

and the Langer got killed running from the police.

When we gonna stop motherfucking running?

You niggas go to jail and everything.

When you niggas gonna stop running and stop and goddamn it and just go to jail Every day When you niggas don't stop running And stop and god damn it And just go to jail That man should still be living right now We gonna know what happened Police say they ain't touching Other people saying they did We gonna know I'm actually gonna reveal it but at the end of the day stop running from the motherfucking laws dog Makes no sense to me You know they wanna do a scene anyway, you can make it a job I'm not running. I'm going towards him, nigga.

When me and my cousin was ringing that store,

and then when me and my cousin went to that store,

and he robbed that man,

when the police came,

I didn't run and hide.

God damn it.

I went and told him what he was.

Damn power. My cousin was a coward because he ran.
I didn't run. I stood right there.
Freeze. I'm through.
When they got to ask me who was the other suspect, he ain't no suspect. That's my fam.
We grew up together. Same mama.
My mama and mama's sisters. He got the same blood running through my motherfucking blood.
I can take you where his mama stay. I can take you where his baby mama stay.
I can take you where his daddy stay. God damn, I can show you everything about my fam.
Yes, I was with him, but I didn't know what he was doing. I was coming to get a cigar so I could smoke.
You know what I'm saying? That's what I was doing. But I told him just chill out.
You know what I'm saying? Go on take me downtown for about an hour or two on the way. She, you know, stopped by Raising Cane.
And like 2 or 3 in the morning, he gonna show back up

a big baby mama crib

and it worked. Everything I said

god damn it came to fruition.

So when they brought my cousin

leg on in jail like about around

3.30 in the morning, I was there

just like this.

You selfish motherfucker.

You selfish motherfucker. Your selfish motherfucker.

That's what I told him.

Talking about we need to stick together.

I be down.

Oh no, we not sticking

no way. Ain't no we.

I already told him.

You the mastermind

and you done robbed three, four more

other stores that they didn't know about. I had to tell him.
I got to work tomorrow. I can't be in jail.
I can't do it. Just telling you what's going on in the world.
Stop running from the motherfucking cops. I see her boyfriend was driving.
High speed chase running from the cops, flipped over and killed him. God damn it Sometimes man You just gotta take your losses Bro You just gotta take your losses Sometimes man And be done with it man Man it's just sad Out here man It's It's crazy man And I get it man People be scared man They gonna be wanting to go to jail But man stop fucking up If you don wanting to go to jail.
But, man, stop fucking up. If you don't want to go to jail, stop fucking up.
That's that simple. Stop fucking up.
And I don't know what Trump done done to Social Security. I don't know.
But he done rubbed my grandma the wrong way. My grandma out here trapping.
Do you hear me? My grandma was at the Dye's game selling devil eggs. Fuck them.
At the Dye's game selling devil eggs selling communion plates. Selling body of Christ brownies.
Them damn brownies got weed on him. Man, I don't know, but something going on for my grandmother to do this.
She done went from the front piece to damn trapping the shit. Cops, hold on.
Any money you got, hold on to it. Don't you spend a goddamn time.
I know you want to go get them new J. Fuck them.
We wearing open coat sandals during the summer. We ain't worrying Jones.
We ain't worrying all whites. We ain't.
I know you wanna go get them new J. Fuck them.
We wearing open toe sandals during the summer.

We ain't wearing Jordans.

We ain't wearing all whites.

We ain't wearing none of that designer shit.

We ain't wearing them sandals that was in the box.

Going down to the planet, finish tomorrow, and goddamn it, start working out.

I'm gonna get physically fit on y'all niggas.

Eat nothing but salmon too.

Salmon and steamed broccoli.

Come here.

Thank you. working out.
I'm gonna get physically fit on y'all niggas. Eat nothing but salmon too.
Salmon and steamed broccoli. Come here.
We gotta eat right. We ain't not 30s.
You eat 35. God damn it.
You need to start eating right. Telling you now.
Some of you damn near die fix. Hey.
Fuck around and get your leg cut off.

Nigga, 35, one leg.

Die, bitch, don't want to take it.

God damn it, keep it up.

You been in that great yard?

Nigga, bitch, I'm here drinking.

Party.

Ain't like that.

Come on, dawg.

That ain't the business no more in 2025.

2025, we taking care of ourselves.

Because we dropping like flies.

Do you understand that?

We are dropping like flies.

Why?

We ain't healthy.

We look good. We got, you know, showing the money, showing the dime, showing all that.

Kidney, terrible.

Do you hear me? Kidney. Terrible.
Heart. Terrible.
What we gonna do, Belkley? Where long we gonna start taking care of ourselves? Kanye done lost his motherfucking mind. Dressed up like one of them goddamn black clowns.
What the fuck going on with you? Now, do I do i think he crazy no i think the motherfucker is very conscious to what's going on kanye gonna seen some shit kanye done seen some shit in them calabasas mountains up there in la only god know kanye done seen some shit and he's suspiring some shit too and he he trying to run from you. You can't run from this shit, nigga.

You going with that billion dollar?

God damn it.

Now you got to deal with them billion dollar nightmares, nigga.

There you going with Kim.

Everybody in the goddamn industry had Kim called that.

But no, you wanted to marry her, nigga.

So blame your damn self.

Don't come cross this bus.

I ain't really want to have kids,

but yeah, you did.

You ain't worth no calling them now.

You ain't worth no calling them this now.

Now, do I think you crazy?

No, I think you very intelligent, bro,

but I think you a little bit out of touch

on what's going on.

Like, the shit you saying about the kids

and Jason, that shit ain't cool, bro. Now, for what the industry doing to your kids i get it but that's the baby mama you had kids by bro so if you're gonna get mad at anybody you gotta get mad at yourself dog like yeah i know y'all seen that shit with yay and dj i could demonstrate dude went on with tyrag i ain't i thought the shit shit was funny as hell, but it seemed like he don't want to blame.
He just want to put the blame off on everybody else, and that ain't the case. You got to take the accountability for some of the shit you did too, Ye.
You lay down with Kim, bro. That John Legend shit was classic.
I get it, nigga. 95 degrees wearing swuggles and barbago.
Who do that? He right, though, John Legend. We wouldn't even know who you were if Ye didn't put you on, fam.
Real talk. Push it till you were finished.
Till you got what good me. You were dope.
You forgot Kanye gave you that gem about Drake having a son. That's what niggas will do to you, too.
They put them niggas on. Pull them on.
Nobody even know who they was. Pull them on.
Then they spit it in your face. Now, yeah, everybody can't take up for what the shit you're saying, bro, about these all.
You got to stop all that now.

I understand where you coming from. I get it.

But you in the bed,

boy. I don't get it.

You're talking about them, but you're in the

beach, boy.

You're baby, boy, boy.

Come on.

We're going to talk about it. We're going to keep

it 100 on this show and what's going on We know who run the work And you think you got what you got Yeah They gave you all that Now you think you gonna talk shit To the white mother Shit God damn white boy Going crazy up there in LA right now They wanna do something do something to you, but we more conscious now. They know we'll be on their ass like back pockets if something happened to Kanye.
We know they done it. Otherwise, Kanye would be handsome.
Yeah, yeah. Don't you leave? You stay your rabbit ass right here,

get back in that goddamn studio,

and start back making that grass

and college dropout type of music.

Yeah, that's all we want to hear from you

is rapping.

All this Kendrick Lamar,

leave Kendrick alone.

Now you're a good beat making motherfucker,

but you can't out-

Can't out-

Boy.

And that's on only dead homies.

That's all I'm saying.

You can't out-rap.

Jay-Z gonna help you become

a metal star.

Now you don't like camera face, Jay- Jay Z That's how people do you man Spit in your face Yep And one time Somebody tell you No you wanna spit in their face That ain't what we doing How y'all feeling Tonight though man I'm good I'm fresh out Had an amazing weekend out to her. Had an amazing weekend.
Had three shows this weekend. We was in Greenville, South Carolina.
Man, we was in Greensboro, North Carolina. Last night, we was in Charlotte, North Carolina.
Man, we were number love last night, man. I swear to God, man, I'm on a ride right now, y'all.
I'm on a journey. And it feels good.
I got to all the people who are coming out and supporting us, man. It feels great.
But I'm going through some things. Something I want to talk to y'all about tonight.
My cousin, man. My cousin doesn't have his 10th child.
And he talking about let's celebrate. Motherfucker, you need an intervention.
I ain't celebrating no motherfucking 10th child, nigga problem with you My thing I'm pulling out of the driveways He damn sure ain't pulling out on them Yeah Getting children, shit Come out of baby shower, nigga You need a job there. I just found him.

Got my discipline, but got my discipline.

I can't keep helping you.

Come on, look around, I don't even know all your kid names.

I know you don't know.

I don't even understand why they keep having kids by you, fam.

You can't read, you can't write.

Don't, they're a motherfucker.

But your sex game on fire gotta be.

Can I also see what they see in you, dawg?

Think shit. and you want

7 kids

hell nah

how y'all feel about that nigga got 10 kids

man dude 30 years old 10 kids

10

10 of these motherfuckers

he's happy

you can't get rid of the things yourself nigga

you can barely

beat yourself

Thank you. Ten of these motherfuckers.
He's happy. You can't get right to defeat yourself, nigga.
You can barely beat yourself. Stop bringing kids into this world if you ain't going to take care of them, man.
That shit ain't cute. That shit ugly.
Man, that shit don't impress me. I got ten kids.
Yeah, man, please. Oh, I got a legacy.
Nigga, you got an AAU team. That's what you got.
You ain't got no damn legacy. You got an AAU team.
But the world is backwards now, boy. The world is backwards.
So to the people out there, man, you got good people around you, man. Stay around them good folks.

There's some bad spirit-ass people in this world.

They're going to smile in your face, but the whole time they want to take your place.

Backstabbers.

Backstabbers.

They smile in your face.

Oh, Lord, they want to take your place.

Backstabbers. I'm telling you now, it could be somebody

you really love.

Do anything in the world

for stacking you in your damn back.

Do you hear

what I'm telling you? You can't trust nobody these days,

baby.

I don't trust nobody as far as I can

grow. And I ain't very motherfucking strong either.
Something unexpected happened after Jeremy Scott confessed to killing Michelle Schofield in Bone Valley season one. I just knew him as a kid.
Long, silent voices from his past came forward. And he was just staring at me.
And they had secrets of their own to share. Gilbert King, I'm the son of Jeremy Lynn Scott.
I was no longer just telling the story. I was part of it.
Every time I hear about my dad, it's, oh, he's a killer. He's just straight evil.
I was becoming the bridge between a killer and the son he'd never known. If the cops and everything would have done their job properly, my dad would have been in jail.
I would have never existed. I never expected to find myself in this place.
Now I need to tell you how I got here. At the end of the day, I'm literally a son of a killer.
Bone Valley, Season 2. Jeremy.
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Only two people in the world I trust

God and Bernie Jane

Cause that motherfucker can roll a blunt

Do you hear me?

Y'all don't know why

Ronnie on the Lakers

Is for a blunt rolling skills

Nigga

He the greatest

Do you hear me?

When they on the run

When they on the run

There don't probably be no smoking on the plane

Shit

Bernie

I won up

Bitch

Thank you. When they on the road When they on the road When they on the road Don't probably be no smoking On the plane Shit Bro They I won up Bitch Bro They put that motherfucking Do-rag on his head Pull that motherfucking Do-rag on his head Suitcase out Ain't nothing but the best dream In the world Do you hear me He get the break And the motherfucking time Bro Got Apple headphones on.
He jamming Jay-Z. Bron that roll in the motherfuckers.
Fire him up. Giving him the Luca.
Luca getting high. Getting the motherfuckers.
Luca on that motherfucker eating food with peppers. That's why he got all these types of fucking.
Luca on the trains eating food with peppers. Twinkies.
Oh,'re giving that white boy everything he motherfucking want. That's what's wrong with Luca.
He's fat. Y'all don't want to goddamn say it.
I say it. He's fat.
Overwishing. Out of breath.
First quarter. Nine minutes left.
He's sweating like a motherfucking pig. I know y'all saw it.
If you got 4K TV, you see the boy sweating like a... Three minutes went by, he's sweating, hands over his head.
Boy, that's fatigue. You been on the Lakers goddamn two months, nigga.
Where you say that? I'm just telling y'all what I see. I don't know what y'all see.
I'm just telling y'all what I see.

I don't know what y'all see.

I'm just telling y'all what I see.

Jackson Hayes done do a motherfucking thing tonight on the court.

20-something minutes.

Three minutes ain't gonna fucking get it.

20-something minutes and you got three points.

You gots to go.

I don't like mediocrity.

I don't. I don't like mediocrity.
I don't like that shit at all. We gots to get better.
As a team, we have to grow. Every night, you're not going to shoot the ball well.
I understand that. But what you can do as a defense is show effort.
We undersize. J.J.
Reddick love playing Denny Smith when he likes to take Jackson Hayes out. We smile, but we getting killed in the inside, man.
You know what I'm saying? We losing our man kind of run over there and help. Like, we can't have that in the playoffs.
So I don't really know what Rob Palenka is just waiting on about going to get a big man. I don't get it, bro.
Go and get JaVale McGee.

I'm not saying he gonna come in here

and be Dennis Rodman and all that shit,

but it will change how teams play us.

That's all I'm saying, man.

But Luka gots to lose weight.

That is key.

That is motherfucking key to the lack of success. This season is local health.
Holding this on, all I seen was a ring one. I think he embarrassed to the world that he got a ring one, but did y'all see what I saw? I saw our bench tonight, for the people who just not tuning in to the show, our bench had like, what, 46, 48 points? That's the reason why we beat the Houston Rock bench tonight For the people who just not tuning in to the show Our bench had like what 46, 48 points They the reason why we beat the Houston Rockets tonight The bench Denny Finney-Smith and Shamai Moore Which is game They the reason why we won The starters didn't really do nothing LeBron didn't have a good shooting night Luke definitely didn't have a good shooting night Rui need to make the guy down Spit knocked out his mouth All them open shots he, they don't make no damn sense.
So the Lakers really should have lost this game, but they didn't. So we're going to take this win.
I'm always going to take a W, but the Lakers got to play better. They got to execute better, which I think they will.
I think JJ will take them back, sit down, watch some film, and the little details, smaller little things, they'll go over that and handle that. But overall, I'll take that victory over the Houston Rockets.
I know last day or two, y'all switching over to the Detroit Pistons and the Minnesota Timberwolves. Y'all seeing that little brawl they had, the altercation they had.
Everything started with that white boy. Let's keep you motherfucking 100.
The white boy started. But what I don't understand is Isaiah Stewart, why you feel like you got to get in every motherfucking application that he is.
Sometimes you just get followed by nigga. I'm sick.
Get him to a little nigga. My homeboy come over and take the conversation over.
I get out the goddamn way. It ain't my bitch.
No more. so my homeboy come over and take the conversation over, I get out the goddamn way.
It ain't my

homeboy.

So if my homeboy get

knocked out, he got knocked out.

I'm not getting in there.

Sometimes

we got to mind our motherfucking business.

And I know it's basketball. That's my

brother. Yeah, fuck all that.

I'm not finna be losing $150,000 to $200,000 thousand dollars behind you nigga I ain't finna be able to do it so I'm not finna run or nothing act like I'm macho man and get fined and suspended I'm not doing it no we ain't gonna play ball nigga we ain't gonna box so many times I was I already got to spend it six, what, six times in his career. Bro.
Bro. It's a blessing to be in the NBA, bro.
You know how many people want to be in the NBA and can't? It's a blessing, man. Don't let them people trick you out of your spot.
You got a reputation now. Before they way they treat you You gotta fall back bro Yeah Don't let these people trick you out your spot man Talking about banning you and all that shit That's just your reputation Next time you on the court You walk the other way You ain't got to run Stick your hand in your nose And everybody motherfucking business That We know that now Kids know that Why you don't know that Makes no damn sense How y'all feel about that situation Do y'all feel like the NBA handled it right Or Isaiah Stewart Got a bad reputation Y'all talk to me.

Yeah,

Dwight got thrown,

but I don't,

I don't,

I don't know if they're going to bring Dwight

back to the Lakers or not,

bro.

Honestly,

though,

man,

you know,

Dwight been on his podcast

and shit.

He been talking a little

shit about the Lakers

and,

you know,

you talk a shit about

Bron,

you know,

he ain't,

he ain't,

Bron ain't feeling that.

So,

I think,

I think Dwight might have played himself out of getting

back to the Lakers, but JaVale McGee

most definitely can

be a

person of interest that the Lakers should

pick up. But

Jackson Hayes ain't it. I mean, I like him.

Some games, he might have 20 points if him and

Luka can hook up on the

alley hoops. But other than that, he played

20-something minutes

tonight. Two or three points.

That ain't gonna get it.

Nah. Nah.

Lakers gonna be tied in the playoffs

of Dublin.

Nah.

They gotta make something happen. No, Shaq.

I don't like... I don't know.

Yeah, you gotta protect

your teammates, bro, but to a certain extent,

this shit is costing you, though.

That's what y'all fail to realize.

is the I don't like. I don't know.
Yeah, you got to protect your teammates, bro. But to a certain extent, this shit is costing you, though.
That's what y'all fail to realize. Is them teammates going to keep him his money back? You got to understand, these basketball players, these niggas spin and spin and spin and spin and spin.
In about four years, that's why you always let them niggas be broke. You going to take them $200,000 or $300,000 a half? You a motherfucking lie.
lie You ain't got the always that big beat up for your motherfucking teammate Hey, oh no, no, you got to be there for yourself When I'm back when I'm there for being about myself, well, God damn it You gonna be here by yourself on this court, no I Oh shit, but I ain't get me that shit. I I talk shit to one of you niggas right now.
Don't mean I'm going to fight. Hell no.
But you best believe if you stand right there, wherever we at, and we arguing, they coming. Oh, you can bet.
The laws coming, nigga.

They gonna come and see what's going on.

And you best believe I'm gonna tell them.

Motherfuckers threatening to fight me.

Threatening to whoop my ass.

Threatening to kill me.

Threatening to do harm to me, sir.

Are you afraid for your life?

Absolutely.

He meant it.

He told me he was gonna kick my ass.

I know he meant it.

I know he meant it. That's me.
That's what I'm going to tell the police officer. You ain't going to hear me telling them that, though.
But that's where I'm going to be off to the side telling my side of the story. Now, when I come back over there, I'm telling you it's all good, bro.
Just a mistake. I'm lying like a motherfucker.
You know the police. I know how they roll.
They're going to come over there and talk to you.

Okay, okay, okay, okay. We got this.

Put your hands up for me.

God damn it, that's my favorite part when they tell you put your hands

up. Spread your

legs. She's throwing

that.

I don't give a damn about the more the people telling me

dub you wrong, man. You next.

I'm going home. I don't know about y'all, but I'm going home.
I don't hang with people who start shit. I don't hang with drunks.
I don't hang with people who like to gamble on the dot. I don't.

I'm going home.

That's the motto.

I'm going home.

That should be your motto.

I'm going home.

You see, a lot of times y'all see shit jumping off, but you just what?

You get like Azale Stewart.

You want to be in the mix and get shot through.

I see shit.

I'm in the spot chilling.

I see some niggas bouncing around.

I'm telling my people

let's get the fuck on up out of here.

Man, what's going on

with all these hoes?

You fuck them hoes, nigga.

We fuck around

won't be here no more

with no hoes

and we gonna get up out of here now.

Y'all be thinking

with the wrong head.

These musty ass hoes

don't want shit in life.

Yeah, she bad.

She broke though.

Hey, you know, look at the bitch edges.

That's all I'm saying.

Sometimes God puts stuff in our view.

We don't pay attention because we blinded by the pretty face.

We blinded by the ass.

But we ain't realize this bitch touching oogs.

We ain't got no car.

So

gotta be trash.

Bitch ain't got no car.

But she be back.

Trash.

Telling you now.

Experience

don't have to be the best teacher, y'all. Keep telling

y'all that.

I let any women fool y'all Men Pay attention Ladies Stop letting these niggas fool y'all A lot of times these niggas be on here Capping Got all this money That be the motherfucking plug money Them niggas are old Got you fooled though Yeah don't count this up for me Boom They ain't even that nigga money that nigga homeboy on his motherfucking neck right now hunting him down for that little 15, 20, 8 pounds gotta pay attention ladies get you a man who got a real check coming in a real check coming that's going to be able to help take care of you and your kids if you got kids, man. Fellas, if you get with a chick and she got kids, that's a bundle.
You understand? So if you get with a chick and she got kids, you ain't just got to rock with her. You got to rock with the kids too, bro.
Regardless if they're child, father, in their life or not, you got to do your job, bro.

And treat that child as if it's your child, man.

I know a lot of dudes get in a relationship, kids ain't there, and they mistreat the stepkids.

That's bullshit, bro.

We ain't mistreating nobody motherfucking kids, man.

We going to treat them kids with love and respect just like they were ours.

That's what we doing now.

If my real kids got joy, my stepkids don't have motherfucking Jordans. That's just what it is.
Now, we ain't going to mistreat nobody else, child, because I wouldn't want nobody mistreating my motherfucking child, man. But some of you hoe-ass niggas do that.
That's why you hoe-ass niggas. You ain't going to never be shit.
You ain shit you're gonna never amount to shit because how you treating other folk kids just can't be laying over this hole and and goddamn mistreating her babies what will we do that at no you're watching this show then you know it's being presented by prize picks Go ahead and download the number one sports fantasy app in the game right now.

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tonight. I'm feeling good.

Yeah, tomorrow. I'm eating fried salmon.
I'm eating fried salmon. Talk to me on real, man.
That's what I've been eating lately. I've been eating grilled salmon, fried salmon, changing my diet up a little bit.
I'm eating broccoli. You know what I'm saying, man? I'm eating rice.
You know, I'm just trying to change my eating habit because I got a little belly. You know what I'm talking about?

I'm just trying to slim down, eat right, drinking more water.

I drunk water today.

I feel good.

I drunk some water, man.

So I ain't just preaching that health shit to y'all.

Like, I'm really trying to do it myself as well.

But who be on that fried salmon, though?

Talk to me.

Dwight, the Hall of Famer.

Dwight is definitely a Hall of Famer, but I think his playing days is over. Somebody said, that's them hoes.
Man, you can see me knocking down the hoes, man, and they got kids and you staying with them. That's what I'm saying.
If you fuck on them and not staying with them, that's one thing. But if you kicking it with a chick and she got kids, bro, real men gonna step up to the plate and take care of the whole fam.
That's just what we do. That's just what we do.
Get that fish in. Somebody said baked salmon is better because of okay, put them back here in the basher while I get some nok i ain't i ain't knocking that now i ain't saying why you trying to get what you get you know had the kids in the other room i ain't saying all that i'm saying if you kicking it with this woman man if you kicking it with this woman man her no kids is a package bro i guess how it go yeah you know what i'm saying? You got to take them to the movies.
You got to take them to the park. You got to spend time with these kids, man.
Try to get a gallon. Yeah, I do definitely need to drink a gallon of water, man.
I'm going to work with Tristan Thompson. Y'all think he a bigger, bigger...
I don't know, man. Tristan Thompson got that damn Kardashian blood game.
I don't know about Tristan Thompson, man.

Hey, you ain't lying, though.

Some of them kids do be saying that you ain't my daddy,

but that's when you thump him.

When you thump him right in this motherfucking ear,

little nigga.

Might not be your real daddy, nigga,

but I'm here now.

Yeah, nigga.

I'm in your mama guts now, nigga.

I'm in your guts all night.

I know you heard of my old nigga. Yeah, you.
And it wasn't from the meat. It was me pinching them arms, baby.
Come here. My girl ain't got nowhere about nobody finding no vein for her.
She want to draw blood because I'm pinching them motherfucking arms during sex. She ain't going to feel this meat, but she going to feel this pinch.
Come here. Yes, sir.
Camille. Body rocking up in the bedroom.
I be getting off on her mattress. Yeah.
I told my baby she got to lose weight. Yeah.
Her mattress can't hold all this. She.
Real talk, baby. You got a little belly.
Yeah. I got to move it to the side every now and then to get up and then get it.
She, I don't mind. She a little embarrassed.
I ain't. She like to cut the lights off.
Leave him home. Yeah, leave him home, baby.
I don't give a damn about no other man liking you. It's all about me.
I like you. I like what I'm seeing from you.
Yeah, Camille. That's what you got to do sometimes with your girl take out from work sometimes fellas y'all motherfuckers ain't been romantic i mean too hard what y'all ain't romantic no motherfucking more but i know she don't look like she i know your girl don't look like she used to look no more i get it we we grow old we we we we we gain weight as we get over, but the love should still be out of the fire.
Should still be burning in you. You should still be wanting to go to the gas station and get them hundred packs.
Off them little old rhinos. You should be wanting to fuck the wig off this whole head.
You know what I'm saying? I know I got some old schools on here right now. No disrespect, but some of y'all old ladies wearing wigs.
We know that.

You know what I'm saying?

You ain't got to get mad at these young hoes wearing wigs.

It's all good, but goddamn it, you got to be wanting to knock the dust off that goddamn wig for her.

That's all I'm saying.

Be with a little mate.

How do you know?

Yeah.

Oh, you out back sometime barbecuing with your bitch boy?

Drinking?

She looking at you over with her girl, looking at her.

Now, she knowing you ain't better get hard like you used to.

That's when you ask the question to your boys.

Hey, man, what's some shit I think that you don't keep me hard?

Shit, Charles, I got this blue pill.

I been hearing about it doing work.

Man, take this goddamn pill right here about an hour.

I think it ain't gone down to well. That's all you got to do Be broken in ink Y'all so Old fashioned and all that shit Man, hell no Spice your relationship up with this hoe Take her out on the ride Take her down on the back road And have sex in the car Do whatever you gotta do, man Mine is a terrible thing to waste these days, man.
My mind is a terrible thing to waste. Stay young-minded.
Don't do young, dumb shit, but stay young-minded. You know, a long time, man.
I'm telling you, from an old man who told me he was respected, man. Real talk.
Talked to this guy who was like 95 years old. He said that was his method.
Even even though he was getting older he wasn't doing the older shit that make him feel like he was going into retirement or nursing home he just kept working as if he was just a young man and that's what we got to do sometimes sometimes we lose sight of the small things in life sometimes we lose sight of the things that we that we have instead of the things that we want.

And that's just the nature of life.

You know, we all want more.

We all want certain things.

But let's not lose sight of the small things.

And that is we're alive right now.

We're alive.

So we win.

Excuse me. Some of y'all been job hunting, still ain't got a job yet.
It's okay. You're still alive, though.
You got another day to keep grinding. You got another day to keep working.
As long as you're going to lose sight of what's the bigger picture. That's being continue to lean on God.
Your faith shall never waver, no matter what you're going through. I don't care how tough it is and I know shit get tough and I know shit get tough but your faith should never waver.
I always talk about this. I tell this story to keep me humble and you remind me where I come from but growing up, man, I know I'm not the only one.
I know every time, I know a lot of people say life's liberates.

They always said they struggle.

A lot of them be lying, bro. A lot of them have silver spoon.
A lot of them

middle class, kids growing up.

A lot of them folks be lying.

They just say it just to make people just try

to make their story seem great. But folks

be lying. But there ain't no capping my step.

Bro, I remember growing

up, bro, every time it would rain,

it would rain in our house.

Like real talk. We have pots and pans in the

Thank you. be lying but ain't no capping my stuff bro i remember growing up bro every time it would rain it would rain in our house like real time we have pots and pans in the kitchen and shit so when it rain you know it'll fall in them buckets and pots that's just real talk that's just where i come from and i embrace it i don't i ain't nothing to be embarrassed about uh i guess so just just where i come from and uh at, back then, my family didn't have the money to fix the roof or none of that.
You know, I come from a family that we just gonna patch it up and that's where I come from. But everybody's story is different.
Man, you just got to stay focused.

Stay focused and put the work in.

I always say there's faith without works is dead.

I remember when my phone wouldn't ring, y'all.

I ain't jumping like Vince Carter at a slam dunk contest.

I'm just telling you the truth.

It can't happen, and it can't be you you don't ever think it can't be you one day you you might be down now but next day or two you could be up majorly so i always treat people with respect man uh i know sometimes people get out of line you got to discipline i respect that but i'm just just talking about being a good person at heart, not trying to get over on nobody. And this and that.
That's what I'm talking about, man. Not being greedy.
There's a lot of greedy people out here, man. People about let you borrow $5, but they want $30 back.
I think that's bullshit, personally. If I give you $5,

just give me $5 back.

I ain't no extras.

That ain't how I am.

But everybody different.

I feel like,

you know,

you just gotta stay focused

in this world

because it's a lot of distractions

out here

from drugs

to women

to men if you into men. Like, it's a lot of distractions for a lot of people.
But stay grounded. Stay focused.
You know, if you can't watch this show sometime, man, you can only listen to it. Go to Apple Podcasts.
Go to Spotify. Type in the Bubba Dubs show.
And give me a listen, man. You know, I'm gonna talk sports.
I'm gonna talk real life. I'm gonna spit the Bible.
I do it all. That's what we do over here.
Shout out to my people in the chat. Side B, I see you, boy.
Okay, and Chaos, you downright, you can do it. I don't know if y'all don't know who, if I got some day one followers on or not but you know it's like my seven year doing skits and and and this and that and like i say where i'm from bro nobody believed nobody because they didn't they ain't never seen nothing like this and what i was doing i said i was kind of hit on my time i tap my time where i was from they didn't see it but the motherfuckers see it now that That's the beauty in it, y'all.
It's not for me to put nothing in their face or brag. I don't care about none of this shit.
I mean, go on tomorrow. But it's the journey.
I had to go through certain shit that would make it feel so special. I had to really go through.
I had to really grind. I had to really bump into these certain kinds of people and deal with they bullshitting, bump into these certain people and so-called promoters.
It got down on me for $50,000. I went through that, and it still didn't stop me.
It still didn didn't stop me Every time something came my way I just I'm gonna keep jumping over this shit I'm gonna keep jumping Lord why me? Nah I can't ask God why Damn Just keep going bro In the same way with you Just keep going man Take one step Take three God Damn I just I'm just close. And damn, before you know it, I'm jumping over the shit now.
I'm jumping. Okay.
Now them blessings come. Now them blessings come.
Now when them blessings come and you can't get the feeling yourself. Can't become an asshole.
Because money only make you more of what you really are. Don't let that money change you, man.
Be who you are, but be smart. And keep trying to elevate.
Yeah, some of y'all on here now want to start a business, but your people probably tell you, nah, it ain't the right time. Then when is it the right time then? The guy calling us home every goddamn day.
When is it going to be the right time? The right timing now.

Do it.

Ain't that what Nike do?

Do it.

When them goddamn LeBron and them

get on that goddamn bus,

when they look old at Brunny,

goddamn it, do it.

What he's doing, y'all?

Roll it.

Brunny got 75 bucks roll. I'm him.
Bring your big bag ass, him. Something unexpected happened after Jeremy Scott confessed to killing Michelle Schofield in Bone Valley Season 1.
I just knew him as a kid. Long, silent voices from his past came forward.
And he was just staring at me. And they had secrets of their own to share.
Gilbert King, I'm the son of Jeremy Lynn Scott. I was no longer just telling the story.

I was part of it.

Every time I hear about my dad, it's, oh, he's a killer.

He's just straight evil.

I was becoming the bridge between a killer and the son he'd never known.

If the cops and everything would have done their job properly,

my dad would have been in jail.

I would have never existed.

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At the end of the day, I'm literally a son of a killer. Bone Valley, Season 2.
Jeremy. Jeremy, I want to tell you something.
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I told the home, what'd you say, fam?

Bro, I really don't want to be doing skins.

I'm like, bro, to be honest, bro, I'm like, I'm just Thank you. Like the older homie What'd you say, fam?

Bro, I really don't be doing skits I'm a broke, to be honest, bro

I'm like, I'm just into my podcast thing

This is what I'm doing

Talking to the people, bro

Like, I feel like

Um

And I know a lot of people

Always ask me, like, skits

Like, I really don't really do skits

Like that no more

Just to be honest, bro

I mean, I still can

But I just don't

It's all about growth Like, in the younger days, you used to go through the windows, you know what I'm saying? Go in the girl's houses, you used to go through the windows and sneak in. When you get older, you ain't sneaking through no damn windows no more.
That's kind of how I look at it with that skit gang shit. I kind of went to the sports lane and it's, you know, I still do a football season a football season certain shit but pretty much it's just gonna be me in front of the camera talking my shit talking my talk and and that's just what it is now the reason why i said i want to be doing skits because i feel like i make a level now leveling up while i feel to be on some major films thank god they come um so that's why I'm in with that

I'm all about growth

I'm all about trying to get

to the next level

bro

I don't

we want to just

you know look back like that

like man I gotta do a skit

nah motherfucker

I need to do some movies

that's what I need to be doing

some major films

that's my mind frame right now

so I know y'all miss the skits

and me snitching

and

them type of videos

and

and I miss them too

but they just

Thank you. frame right now.
So I know y'all miss the skits and me snitching and them type of videos and

I miss them too, but they just

ain't where I'm at no more

mentally. I'm so

dialed in to my stand-up game

right now. I'm on tour.
We can watch tour.

Make sure y'all get out there and see us.

I'm so dialed in to get, man.

Right now,

Friday, we in LA. Saturday, we in Oakland, Sunday we're in Arizona.
You know, that is great being able to finally be around somebody like Mike Ips giving me the game. I'm soaking it in.
I'm listening. I'm learning.
I'm adapting. I'm adjusting.
And I'm want to be great, dawg. I want to be great, y'all.
I want to be good. Man, I'm blessed.
A lot of people been in the coming game 20, 30 years and ain't accomplished what I didn't accomplish yet. And I feel like I ain't accomplished shit.
I ain't done shit yet, y'all. I'm just, it's just the beginning.
But to be on a major tour like this with the big dogs and holding my motherfucking on, yeah, it feels good. But I got a lot more work to do.
I got some Netflix specials I want to do. I got some big-time movies I want to do.
You know, possibly build some schools, man. And just be a good person, man.
Be a philanthropist, man. Really make a difference in the world.
That's my mind, friend. Hopefully, y'all got dreams and aspirations, which I know some of y'all do.
Some of y'all aren't doing y'all motherfucking thing. And I'm proud of you.
It's one thing about me. I ain't going to never hate, talk down on nobody from who feeding their family and doing what they supposed to do.
As long as you ain't got no pedophile and raping and hurting people and all that, I'm riding with you. Because it's never been about me.
It's always been about us. And, you know, sometimes I tell people in your circle, your people got to realize that if you the star, if you him, everybody got to play their motherfucking role.
No matter what it is, you got to play your role to get him or her to whatever they need to get to. And when they get there, you best believe if they got the right mind and the right heart, whatever you need, you got.
And that's the way it should go. That's why I applaud LeBron.
He may not be the GOAT. That's the bag of it.
But he could go with putting a motherfucking team together, his brothers. He a motherfucking GOAT in that.
I'm going to play ball. I'm going to focus on ball.
Y'all take y'all ass to school and learn this, this, that, and the third. And

when it come back time for me, goddammit, sign

these big-ass contracts, tell me

goddammit, you gon' run the show.

You gon' be in the means. And that's

what I like about him. I'm trying to

build my own team the same motherfucking

way, but if not, tell them.

It's all about the people. Your only good is the

people around you, man. You got full of shit

people around you, you gon You got full of shit people around you, you're going to have full of shit business. Now tell me I'm lying.
Tell me I'm lying. If you got full of shit people around you, you're going to have full of shit business.
You can't expect shit to go right when you ain't got right shit around. Somebody got to be able to say no.
If you're tootin' powder, somebody got to say, somebody got to say, you ain't snortin' no powder no damn more. A lot of motherfuckers snortin' powder around here.
Ain't it, ain't it? Slotin' motherfucker take a bitchin' around here. Ain't it? It's Slotin' motherfucker around here She just rides in.
Isn't it?

Slot motherfucker ride her taking honey packs.

That's me.

I'm a honey pack taking some of... But I ain't doing it right.

I'm taking a honey pack with Dr. Pebbles.

I'm supposed to take a honey pack with Bob.

See, I know I am. And I ain't supposed to be taking no motherfucking honey pack with no doctor.
But I do it. I do it.
And I'm wrong. We family.
I can tell y'all the mistakes that I'm making. That's what I do.
Class of the day goes to me.

I took one of those motherfucking

hundred packs and drunk a goddamn

Dr. Pepper.

I wasn't no more goddamn

good.

I wasn't no

good for y'all.

I wasn't no.

She called. I'm on the way.
Stay your ass

at the high altar.

I'm seeing double. I ain't had the shits.
I was seeing shit I wasn't normally supposed to see. And that motherfucker, he didn't.
He wasn't hard. So I knew I did it backwards.
So for the people out there watching, if you take 100 pack, don't drink no soda, man. Drink water.
I know you're supposed to drink water anyway. But me, I want to take Dr.
Pebble. They get me.
God damn it. I had a dog.
I was craving Dr. Pebble.
And God damn it, they get what I took with you. But now I know.
I learned. You got to drink water with the 100 pack.
Dr. Pebble, Sprites.
That shit don't work, bro. Get back on the water, man.
I had to tell y'all that shit because I went to the hospital and I had to tell y'all I went to the hospital and shit. Yeah, man, I was seeing all kinds of shit, man.
I don't know what the fuck wrong with me, man. Surprised TMZ ain't got the tape.
Why that day I never put me in one of those straight jackets? Well, I was fucked up off that 100 pack and that Dr. Pepper, that shit didn't mix.

But I'm back now.

I'm better. I'm feeling better.

Yeah.

That little old thing gonna come over tomorrow night too.

But let me tell y'all something, man. Ain't no

greater feeling, fella, when that motherfucker funn't come over.

But you just start cleaning up the

house and shit. You know what I'm saying? You call your mama if your mama still living fun come over, but you just start cleaning up the house and shit.

You know what I'm saying? You call your mama if your mama still living. Now you call, hey mama, how you doing, baby?

Boy, I ain't talked to you in two weeks.

My mom, I'm just

everything. I need some money down there.

Nigga ain't got no money, but nigga gonna say it anyway.

Y'all got some money down there? I need some.

Yeah, we good. I ain't gonna check it,

you know what? When you see them motherfucking

headlights in that driveway, nigga start doing push-ups and shit. You start bouncing around the motherfucking house and shit.
Over that motherfucking door, she come through the smell of coffee. Most men, I know, because the women be like, oh, you such in a rush.
That's me. Soon as she come in that motherfucking door, I'm like, that's going to go.
We done talk on the phone all motherfucking day. We done talk nasty on one another.
When you come up here, get naked. I'm taking them motherfucking clothes up off of you.
I'm going down too well, too. Yeah, I'm on some boys in the hood shit, picking up, taking up the styles like shit.
That's your boy. And I'm in there getting off with no rubble.
Don't get me wrong. Safe sex is great.
Safe sex is great. But unprotected sex is great.
When you get in there wet summer got that orange jelly in the background. Help on baby.
All I need is your body next to me. Screaming.
Hey, I'm telling y'all some real shit tonight. Ain't no greater feeling when they come over.
They got their little spending the night bad too. They be capping.
They'll be laughing at my little bag. I know I'm gonna be doing it.
Bitch, you done this six summers in a row. Why y'all women be lying? I don't know they be having no spending night.
Bitch, you been doing it for six years straight. You gonna get your cute, thick, fine, smelling good ass all up in this motherfucking house, bitch.
I had an auto-mark old pizza, bitch.

Totally a sprite, bitch.

This is dope.

I'm doing it all.

I'm so comfortable around you.

I'm so comfortable around you, too.

I'm saying everything I'm supposed to say to get that ass.

Let's see what the head game like. You said you were a ho.
God damn it. Get forward.
Let me see. Holy, I'm a motor vehicle.
Go and get it. Even though my thing ain't big, I talk like it is.
Go and get that long story. That's how I go and get it.
Beat you? Beat you? Got my hand on my Glock 42. You bite me ain't got much you biting my shit I'm out of there you score my shit I'm out of there so we gonna take this real serious don't you bruise this brisket this real brisket don't you bros him He tender He tender

He goddamn tender

My sister

I got y'all right here tonight

Who y'all got

Winging

NCAA

Talk to me

Who y'all got

God damn it

Y'all thought I wasn't gonna talk about this

College basketball

You a damn liar

Who y'all got

I wanna see y'all picks

Talk to me

NCAA

Who y'all picks talk to me NCAA who y'all got winging it all talk to me yo stepdad you goddamn right I am no big hoes I like round October not getting me a big ho I love me a big 285 pound woman. Big titty motherfucker.

God damn it. Motherfucker who need help getting up

off the couch. Them Montana god damn

women.

Bitch, I'll be back in two days.

Don't you fucking move.

Okay, daddy.

Bitch.

Tongue kiss.

Come here.

Big motherfucking give head to what?

What? Them piece of roll eating motherfucking give head too What Don't piece of roll I grab that big bitch If you ever tell somebody I fuck you I make love... I make love to them big 275, 280-pound caravan driving ass motherfuckers.
Always hyping they bestie cream up. Shit, I love.
But during the summertime, I'm not with your big girl. And I will deny it too.
I ain't never slept with a big woman. A day in my motherfucking life.
But the whole time, I'm lying.

Appreciate that, Norm.

I'm a real miracle.

These niggas gonna get out here and lie to y'all.

I'm pretty.

I gotta be respectful.

I got kids watching, y'all.

Y'all.

I put this two-inch lemon pepper in a big woman in a minute.

And lay up with a two.

See.

I lay up with a 300-pound woman right now watching Godfather Hall.

Think I won when I will?

See, they women.

That's how they women.

What's wrong with a woman? That's how it're women. What's wrong with her? What's wrong with her? What's wrong with her? What's wrong with her? Oh, cause she big.
She still got a vagina. She still got tits.
Shit. And back in the day when I didn't have no place, shit.
Well, I was fucking for a home. I was fucking for shelter.

I couldn't go back home.

So I had to make it work.

I already had no meat.

So I had to make sure

my tongue game

was excellent.

I'm talking about

excellent.

And the best ones

is them CNAs.

Them big CNAs,

the best motherfucking women

All right. and the best ones is them cna's them big cna's the best motherfucking women on earth because niggas don't be want them they be talking down on them and and shit not me i ain't nothing like pulling up to them cna jobs in one of them hoes cars picking them up i've been hitting licks in this bitch car all motherfucking day.
I'm a real nigga. And when I pick her off from work and take her home, she's going to get in that motherfucking kitchen and cook for that.
And I'm going to fire a drug up in her living room that's being paid by Six and Eight. And I'm going to put the big PS5 on the big screen in the living room and her kids gonna be in their goddamn room minding their damn bitch and by 10 30 after the kids done took their bath god damn it I'm gonna go in the room with her and all her big motherfucking ass up she gonna look like an oversized glazed donut when I get done then I'm gonna slide down and I put on my school dealuba deal.
Yeah, you're gonna think I'm gonna leave it. See ya.
Deal. Pillow talk with my big hoe all night and tell her when you get your taxi boo we're gonna get a curavan.
We need more room. All this ass you got baby.
Get girl, man. She think the curl band all about her,

but she got curl band. It's my

front to move my work.

Damn.

Hey, man, I'm just making myself

laugh, man. Don't pay me no attention

on that last one, man. I'm just having fun shooting the shit, man.
Appreciate y just making myself laugh, man. Don't pay me no attention on that last one, man.

I'm just having fun shooting the shit, man.

Appreciate y'all for tuning in tonight.

I'll catch y'all again tomorrow night, man.

Peace and bliss and love.

I'm out, one.