The Bubba Dub Show - Bubba Dub Sounds OFF on ISAIAH STEWART smh!!!! + LAKERS WIN AGAINST ROCKETS... LAKERS IN 5!!!

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Bubba Dub goes ALL THE WAY IN on Luka Doncic, Kanye West, and everybody in between in this WILD episode!

From Luka for lookin’ like Babe Ruth on the court, to givin’ props to the Lakers’ bench for holdin’ it down Bubba got all the NBA smoke! He also got some real talk too… like why folks need to stop runnin’ from the police, put the crab legs down, and take care of their 10 kids (yeah, we talkin’ about YOU, cousin).

Plus:
Why LeBron is still runnin’ the league at 40
The Kanye meltdown and why nobody’s holdin’ him accountable
A comedy masterclass on fake friends, step-parenting, and grown folk business
Salty wigs, blue pill jokes, and wild adult humor don’t say we didn’t warn you!

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Speaker 20 What it do? Welcome to the Bubble Dub Show. I know it's late night, but like I said, you know, just got through watching a wonderful game between the Los Angeles Lakers and the Houston Rockets.

Speaker 20 I know some of y'all tired. I know some of y'all got to work in the morning, but you still up with your boy.
So before anything, go ahead and hit the like button.

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You know, I'm feeling real lovely over here.

Speaker 20 I'm feeling real lovely tonight.

Speaker 20 You see them damn Lakers.

Speaker 20 Before I even get into the game about what went on,

Speaker 20 Even though we won, I'm happy that we won, but I'm not liking what I'm seeing from Luca. Is it me? But Luca look like the size of Babe Roof.
I'm being fit. That's a baby roof eating ass

Speaker 20 over there. Luca, and he drank Thunderbird.

Speaker 20 Did y'all see the night? Three times, Luca Dungeon shot airballs. What the fuck is going on with Luca?

Speaker 20 You got the

Speaker 20 six foot one band fleet on you. You backing him down.
You shoot a fake away. Airball.
That let me know you got a fucking hand over.

Speaker 20 See, all y'all are gonna see is the wind.

Speaker 20 But what I'm seeing, I'm seeing a warning sign before destruction. Something ain't right with Lucal.
He's holding his arm. Nigga, you got a wing worm.

Speaker 20 You're nasty.

Speaker 20 You ain't got anything wrong with Lucal. You got the motherfucking ring worm.

Speaker 20 Nasty ass.

Speaker 20 I seen it. I seen that mark when you woke.

Speaker 20 You filthy.

Speaker 20 Now, Lakers Lakers won this game tonight, basically off their bench. Diggy Fingy Smith had 20, and Shamai Moore, aka Gabe Bisson, had 20.
They won a couple state bench.

Speaker 20 And like I keep telling y'all, the Los Angeles Lakers continue to get the most open shots they could ever been had by Adding Luke. The Lakers shot 46 threes tonight.

Speaker 20 Now, for me, that's two nigga goddamn threes. They shooting.
Somebody nigga come on in and take easier shots, but they took 46-3. Brun, you're looking your motherfucking A's, fam.

Speaker 20 As you should, though, you're coming off a groin injury.

Speaker 20 I don't think you had a groin injury, I think you had power.

Speaker 20 Y'all think you had power, and I think you need a motherfucking shot, and I think you went and got a shot, too.

Speaker 20 Just me personally, though, LeBron, 40 years old, he ain't running up and down the court like he used to, rightfully so, all the time. But he's still LeBron James tonight.

Speaker 20 Had two great um blocks in the end that we needed. But Luca, you're 25 years old, dog.

Speaker 20 You're looking windy. Now, last week, I was praising you.
And in the first quarter, I ain't gonna lie, the first quarter of this game, y'all saw it. Luca were playing defense.

Speaker 20 If Luca gonna play defense, P. Diddy coming home.
That's all I'm saying. If Luca gonna get down and get past the flexors, get steals, goddammit, P did it coming home, y'all.

Speaker 20 Don't argue with me. Argo with your damn mama.
I'm just telling you about what I seen. Like, the Rockets are a good young team, coached by Yudoka.

Speaker 20 Jalen Green was on the bench most of the fourth quarter, painting his motherfucking nails. That's what he was doing.
He didn't really do nothing, but that Jabari,

Speaker 20 what was it? Park, not Parker.

Speaker 20 I can't think of his name right now. It might be Smith.
Yeah, Jabari Smith and Thompson, that young guy. Hey,

Speaker 20 got some. Dylan Brooks, trash.

Speaker 20 He just tough for nothing. He was a yellow motherfucker tough.

Speaker 20 I don't even ain't even one yellow tough motherfucker in that Matt Bones.

Speaker 20 That's it.

Speaker 20 Shit.

Speaker 20 But I'm loving what I'm seeing from LA right now. Oh, yeah.

Speaker 20 Lakers back putting fur in people's hearts now, back in LA, goddamn it. And I'm loving what I'm seeing from them.

Speaker 20 Beluca got the play bugger. I don't like you shooting our balls.
You stagger complaining when you're going to get a foul.

Speaker 20 you're gonna get back down on defense and god damn it you're giving up open points like come on jj rigger it gotta be some film study going on of y'all sitting down with the 25 year old luca letting aka babe roof letting them new motherfucker look at you you're crying you got gonna keep in

Speaker 20 they not gonna call every they're not gonna call every call they missed some calls tonight on the rockers i seen they missed some calls on the lakers that's cool riffs ain't gonna see every motherfucking thing but the end of the day you got to keep playing ball man I love Luca, but he cried too

Speaker 20 much for me, man. And he overweight

Speaker 20 and told y'all, y'all took the snickers away, but you're still giving them baby proof.

Speaker 20 Me personally, I don't get it. I don't, but that's just what's going on right now.

Speaker 20 Oh, I pick a scugger. I know y'all seen that rapper in Atlanta got killed running from the police.
When we gonna stop motherfucking running,

Speaker 20 you, you niggas, niggas go to jail every day. With you niggas don't stop running and stop that, and goddammit, and just go to jail.

Speaker 20 That man should still be living right now.

Speaker 20 We're gonna know what happened. Police say they ain't touching.

Speaker 20 Other people saying they did. We don't know.
I'm Thompson gonna reveal it. But at the end of the day, stop running from the motherfucking laws, dog.

Speaker 20 Makes no sense to me.

Speaker 20 You know they want to do a thing anyway. You can make it a job easier for you.

Speaker 20 But they got something to know, get behind me. I'm not running.

Speaker 20 I'm going towards them, nigga.

Speaker 20 But me and my cousin ring in that store and dead.

Speaker 20 When me and my cousin went to that store

Speaker 20 and he robbed that man, when the police came, I didn't run and hide. God damn it, I wouldn't have told him who he was.

Speaker 20 damn coward my cousin was a coward because he ran i didn't run

Speaker 20 i stood right there

Speaker 20 freeze i froze

Speaker 20 when they got to ask me who was the other suspect he ain't no suspect that's my fam

Speaker 20 we grew up together same mama my mama and mama sisters

Speaker 20 He got the same blood running through my motherfucking blood.

Speaker 20 I can take you where his mama stay. I can take you where his baby mama stay i can take you where his daddy stay

Speaker 20 i can show you everything about my family

Speaker 20 yes i was with him but i didn't know what he was doing

Speaker 20 i was coming to get a cigar so i can so i can smoke you know what i'm saying

Speaker 20 that's what i was doing

Speaker 20 but i told him just just chill out

Speaker 20 you know what i'm saying gonna take me downtown for about an hour or two uh on the way she uh you know stop by raising cane uh and

Speaker 20 like two or three in the morning, he's going to show back up with his baby mama crib.

Speaker 20 And it worked. Everything I said, goddamn it, came to whoosh.

Speaker 20 So when they brought my cousin leg on in jail, like by around 30, I mean, 3:30 in the morning, I was there. I sit just like this.

Speaker 20 You selfish motherfucker.

Speaker 20 You selfish motherfucker. That's what I told him.

Speaker 20 Talking about we need to stick together. I be down.

Speaker 20 Hold on, we're not sticking nowhere, though. We

Speaker 20 already told them. You was the mastermind, and you're going to rob three, four more other stores that they ain't know about.

Speaker 20 I had to tell them. Me, but I got to work tomorrow.
I can't be in jail. I can't do it.

Speaker 20 Just telling y'all what's going on in the world. Stop running from the motherfucking cops.
Or I pick a big boogie sister. I seen her boyfriend was driving.

Speaker 20 High-speed chase running from the cops, flipped over and killed him. God damn it, sometimes, man, you just got to take your losses, bro.

Speaker 20 You just got to take your losses sometime, man, and be done with it, man.

Speaker 20 Man, this is sad out here, man. This

Speaker 20 is crazy, man. And I get it, man.
People be scared, man. They're going to be wanting to go to jail, but man, stop up.
If you don't want to go to jail, stop.

Speaker 20 That's that simple.

Speaker 20 Stop fucking up.

Speaker 20 and I don't know

Speaker 20 what Trump done done to Social Security. I don't know, but

Speaker 20 he didn't rub my grandma the wrong way. My grandma

Speaker 20 out here trapping.

Speaker 20 Do you hear me? My grandma was at the Dodge game selling devil eggs.

Speaker 20 Fuck.

Speaker 20 At the Dodge games, the devil eggs. He's selling communion plates.

Speaker 20 Selling body of Christ brownies. Them damn brownies got weed all in them.

Speaker 20 Man, look, I don't know, but something going on for my grandma to do this, she gonna went from the front piece to damn trapping the shit.

Speaker 20 House Hoffman, any money you got, hold on to it. Don't you spend a goddamn thing.

Speaker 20 I know you want to go get them new james. Fuck them.

Speaker 20 We wearing open toe sandals during the summer. We ain't wearing Johns.
We ain't wearing all bites. We ain't wearing none of that designer shit.
We ain't wearing them sandals that was in the bottle.

Speaker 20 Going down the planet finish tomorrow and goddamn it, start working out. I fucker get physically fit on y'all nigga.
Eat nothing but salmon, too. Salmon and steam broccoli.
Come here.

Speaker 20 We gotta eat right.

Speaker 20 We're not 30s. You 35 and though.
God damn it, you need to start eating right.

Speaker 20 Telling you now.

Speaker 20 Some of you damn near die fix.

Speaker 20 Hey, fuck around, get your leg cut off.

Speaker 20 Nigga, 35, one leg. Die, big, don't want to take.
God damn it, keep it on.

Speaker 20 You being that great yo,

Speaker 20 baby's not here drinking. Paul, and like that.
Come on, dog.

Speaker 20 That ain't the business no more in 2025. 2025, we taking cur ourselves.
Because we dropping like flies.

Speaker 20 Do you understand that? We are dropping like flies why we ain't healthy we look good we got you know showing the money showing the diamond showing all that kidnapped terrible

Speaker 20 do you hear me kidney terrible hard terrible

Speaker 20 what we gonna do better

Speaker 20 when are we gonna start taking care of ourselves Kanye don't lost his motherfucking mind, dressed up like one of them goddamn black clan. What the fuck going on with Yang?

Speaker 20 now do i think he's crazy no i think the motherfucker is very conscious to what's going on

Speaker 20 kanye done seen some

Speaker 20 kanye done sing some shit

Speaker 20 in them calabasas mountains up there in la only god know kanye done seen some shit and he just experienced some shit too and he trying to run from you can't run from this shit nigga You want that billion dollar goddamn bitch.

Speaker 20 Now you got to deal with them billion dollar nightmares, nigga.

Speaker 20 Didn't you want Kim? Everybody in the goddamn industry had Kim called that. But no, you don't want to marry a nigga.
So blame your damn self.

Speaker 20 Don't come cross the first. I ain't really want to have kids.
Bye. Yeah, you did.
You ain't worth no call, no.

Speaker 20 You ain't worth no calling, bitch. No.

Speaker 20 Now, do I think you're crazy? No, I think you're very intelligent, bro, but I think you look a big out of touch on what's going on.

Speaker 20 Like the shit you saying about the kids and Jay-Z, that ain't cool bro now as far as what the industry doing to your kids i get it but that's the baby mama you had kids by bro so if you're gonna get mad at anybody you gotta get mad at yourself dog

Speaker 20 like y'all i know y'all seen that with yay and and dj academics that

Speaker 20 dude went on with tyre i ain't i i thought the was funny as hell but you know it seemed like he don't want to blame he just want to take he just he want to put the blame off on everybody else and that ain't the case you You gotta, you gotta, you gotta, you know, you gotta take the account kind of ability for some of the shit you did too.

Speaker 20 Yay, you lay down with Kim, bro. That John Legend was classic.
I get it.

Speaker 20 95 degrees wearing swuggers and bro bago. Who do that? He's right, though, John Legend.
We wouldn't even know who you were if he didn't put you on, fam.

Speaker 20 Real talk, push it, push it till you were finished. Till you got what good me, you were dope.

Speaker 20 You forgot Kanye gave you that gym about uh Drake having a a son.

Speaker 20 That's what niggas will do to you, too.

Speaker 20 Jay, put them niggas on.

Speaker 20 Put them on.

Speaker 20 I didn't even know who they were. Put them on.
And they spit in your face. Now, yeah, everybody

Speaker 20 can't take up for what the shit you saying, bro, about these Jews. And you got to stop all that now.

Speaker 20 I understand where you're coming from. I get it.

Speaker 20 But you in the bed with them.

Speaker 20 I don't get it. You're talking about them, but you're in the bed with with them.

Speaker 20 You baby bubble.

Speaker 20 Come here.

Speaker 20 Now, damn it, we're going to talk about it. We're going to keep it 100 on this show and what's going on.

Speaker 20 We know who running the work.

Speaker 20 And you think you got what you got? Yay.

Speaker 20 They came you all in.

Speaker 20 Now you think you're going to talk shit to these white marbles? Shit.

Speaker 20 Goddamn white boy going crazy up there in LA right now. They want to do something to you, but we more conscious now.
They know we'll be on their ass like back pockets if something happened to Kanye.

Speaker 20 Cause we know they got that, we know they done it. Otherwise, Kanye would have been handsome.

Speaker 20 Yeah, yeah, like you

Speaker 20 be in.

Speaker 20 Don't you want

Speaker 20 you stay your rabbit ass right here, get back in that goddamn studio, and start back making that grass and college drop-out type of music. Yeah, that's all we want to hear from you is rapping.

Speaker 20 All All this Kendrick Lamo, leave Kendrick alone.

Speaker 20 Now, you're a good beat making motherfucker, but you can't rapping.

Speaker 20 And that's on the dead homies.

Speaker 20 That's all I'm saying. You cannot rap,

Speaker 20 Jay-Z could help you become a methamstar.

Speaker 20 Now you don't like camera face, Jay-Z. No,

Speaker 20 that's how people do you, man.

Speaker 20 Spit in your face.

Speaker 20 Yep. At one time, somebody tell you, no, you want to spit in their face.

Speaker 20 That ain't what we're doing. How y'all feeling tonight, though, man?

Speaker 20 I'm good. I'm fresh off tour.
Had an amazing weekend. Had three shows this weekend.
We was in Greenville, South Carolina. Man,

Speaker 20 we was in Greensboro, North Carolina. Last night, we was in Charlotte, North Carolina.
Man, with number love last night, man, I swear to God, man,

Speaker 20 I'm on a ride right now, y'all. I'm on a journey

Speaker 20 and it feels good. Shout out to all the people who are coming out and supporting us, man.
It feels great.

Speaker 20 I'm going through some things somebody want to talk to y'all about tonight. My cousin, man, my cousin Dunny had his 10th child.
He talked about let's celebrate. Motherfucker, you nigga in a bitch.

Speaker 20 Why didn't celebrate no motherfucking 10th child, nigga?

Speaker 20 What's wrong with you?

Speaker 20 Driveways. He damn sure ain't put a lot on them.

Speaker 20 Little

Speaker 20 10 children. Shit.

Speaker 20 Talking about a baby sour. Nigga, you nigga drop fam.

Speaker 20 This is a fam.

Speaker 20 They keep helping you.

Speaker 20 Time I look around, we know all your kid names. I know you don't know.

Speaker 20 I don't understand why they keep having kids by you, fam. You can't read, can't write, dog, that's a motherfucker.
But your sex game on fire gotta be.

Speaker 20 Cause I'll see what they see in your dog.

Speaker 20 And you want selling.

Speaker 20 Hell now, what y'all, how y'all feel about that? Nigga got 10 kids, man. Dude, 30 years old, 10 kids.
10, 10 of these motherfuckers. He happy.
You can't get ready to beat yourself, nigga.

Speaker 20 You can barely beat yourself.

Speaker 20 Stop bringing kids into this world if you ain't going to take care of them, man. That shit ain't cute.
That shit ugly.

Speaker 20 Hey, that shit don't impress me. I got 10 kids.

Speaker 20 Please.

Speaker 20 Oh, I got a legacy. Nigga, you got an AAU team.
That's what you got. You ain't got no damn legacy.
You got an AAU team.

Speaker 20 Well, world world is backwards now, boy.

Speaker 20 World

Speaker 20 is backwards. So, to the people out there, man, you got

Speaker 20 good people around you, man. Stay around them good folks.
There's some bad spirit-ass people in this world that's going to smile in your face, but

Speaker 20 the whole time they want to take your place. Backstabbers.

Speaker 20 Backstabbers. They smile in your face.
Oh, Lord, they want to take your place. Backstabble.
I'm telling you now, they could be somebody you really know.

Speaker 20 Do anything in the world for stat you in your damn back.

Speaker 20 Do you hear what I'm telling you? You can't trust nobody these days, baby.

Speaker 20 I don't trust nobody as far as I can.

Speaker 20 And I ain't very motherfucking strong either.

Speaker 2 This is Sophie Cunningham from Show Me Something.

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Speaker 20 Only two people in the world I trust, God

Speaker 20 and Bernie Jane, because that motherfucker can roll a blunt. Do you hear me? Y'all wanna know why Bronny only like us is for his blunt rolling skills, nickel.
He the greatest.

Speaker 20 Do you hear me? Next when they're near the room,

Speaker 20 we know that there's gonna be no smoking on the plane. Shit.

Speaker 20 Brunny, five.

Speaker 20 Bit.

Speaker 20 Bruny put that motherfucking do-rag on his head. Pull that motherfucking New York tongue.
Suitcase out. Ain't nothing but the best green in the world.

Speaker 20 Do you hear me? He get the breaking them motherfuckers.

Speaker 20 Brun got the Apple headphones on. He jamming Jay-Z.
Brunny rolling them on the box.

Speaker 20 Find them up, giving the Luca, Luca, getting high, getting the motherfuckes. Luka on that motherfucker eating fluid pup.

Speaker 20 that's why he got all these dark

Speaker 20 look on the train eating flip pebbles twinkies

Speaker 20 oh they're giving that white boy everything he

Speaker 20 wants

Speaker 20 that's what's wrong with luke

Speaker 20 fat y'all won't goddamn say it i see it he's fat

Speaker 20 oh but wish

Speaker 20 Out of breath, first quarter, nine minutes left, he's sweating like a motherfucking pig.

Speaker 20 Don't y'all saw it? If you got 4K TV, you see the boy sweating like a three minutes went by. He's sweating, hands on his head.
Boy, that's fatigue.

Speaker 20 You been on the Lakers goddamn two months.

Speaker 20 Where you see that?

Speaker 20 I'm just telling y'all what I see. I don't know what y'all see.
I'm just telling y'all what I see. Jackson Hayes didn't do a motherfucking thing tonight on the court.
20-something minutes.

Speaker 20 Three minutes ain't gonna fucking get it.

Speaker 20 20 something minutes and you got three points you gots to go

Speaker 20 i don't like mediocrity i don't i don't like mediocrity i don't like that at all we gots to get better as a team we have to grow every night you're not gonna shoot the ball well i understand that but you can but you can but what you can do as a defense is show effort

Speaker 20 We undersize.

Speaker 20 JJ Ray love playing.

Speaker 20 Dennis Smith, he likes to take Jackson Hayes out. We smile, but we're getting killed in the inside, man.

Speaker 20 You know what I'm saying? We losers, not man, trying to run over there and help.

Speaker 20 Like, we can't have it in the playoffs. So, I don't really know what Rob Palinka is just waiting on about going to get a big man.

Speaker 20 I don't get it, bro. Go and go and get JaVale McGee.

Speaker 20 I'm not saying he's going to come in here and be Dennis Rodman and all that shit, but it will change how teams play us. that's all i'm saying man but luca

Speaker 20 gots to lose weight that is that is key

Speaker 20 that is motherfucking key to the lake of success this season is luca health holding this on all i seen was a ringwind i think he embarrassed to the world that he got a ringwind but did y'all see what i saw

Speaker 20 I saw our bench tonight, for the people just not tuning into the show, our bench had like, what, 46, 48 points. They the reason why we beat the Houston Rockets tonight, the bench.

Speaker 20 Denny Finney Smith and Shama Moore, which is Gabe Vince. They the reason why we won.
The Starlings didn't really do nothing. LeBron did have a good shooting night.

Speaker 20 Luca definitely did have a good shooting night. Ruin

Speaker 20 need the goddamn spit knocked out his mouth. All them open shots.
He missed tonight. They don't make no damn sense.

Speaker 20 So the Lakers really should have lost this game, but they didn't. So we're going to take this win.

Speaker 20 I'm always going to take a W, but the Lakers got to play better, but they got to execute better, which I think they will.

Speaker 20 I think JJ will take them back, sit down, watch some film, and you know, the little details, small little things, they'll go over that and handle that.

Speaker 20 But overall, I'll take that victory over Houston Rogers. I know last day or two, y'all switching over to the Detroit Pistons and the Mega Server Timber Wolfs.

Speaker 20 Y'all seen that little brawl they had, the altercation they had. Everything started with that white boy.
Let's keep him motherfucking 100. The white boy started.

Speaker 20 But what I understand is, isaiah stewart why you feel like you got to get in every

Speaker 20 outcase you start sometimes you just get fouled

Speaker 20 i can't

Speaker 20 get into it with

Speaker 20 my homeboy come over and take the conversation over i get out goddamn way

Speaker 20 So if my homeboy get knocked out, he got knocked out.

Speaker 20 I'm not getting in that. Sometimes

Speaker 20 we got to mind our motherfucking business. And I know it's basketball.
That's my brother. Yeah, fuck all that.
I'm not going to be losing $150,000, $200,000 behind you, nigga.

Speaker 20 I ain't feeling better to do it.

Speaker 20 So I'm not feeling running now, act like I'm macho man, and get fine.

Speaker 20 I'm not doing it. No.

Speaker 20 We're here to play ball, nigga. We ain't here to box.

Speaker 20 So many times, I say, I really got to spend it six, what, six times in his career?

Speaker 20 Bro.

Speaker 20 Bro,

Speaker 20 it's a blessing to be in the NBA, bro.

Speaker 20 You know how many people want to be in the NBA? Can't

Speaker 20 it blessing, man. Don't let them people trick you out your spot.
You got a reputation now before they treating you the way they treat you.

Speaker 20 You got to fall back, bro.

Speaker 20 Yeah, don't let these people trick you out your spot, man. Talking about banning you and all that shit.
That's just your reputation.

Speaker 20 Next time you're on the court and some shit break out, you walk the other way.

Speaker 20 You ain't got to run and stick your hand in your nose and everybody's motherfucking business.

Speaker 20 We know that now.

Speaker 20 Little kids know that. Why you don't know that?

Speaker 20 Makes no damn sense. How y'all feel about that situation? Do y'all feel like the NBA handler be right or

Speaker 20 Isaiah Stewart got a bad reputation? Y'all talk to me.

Speaker 20 yeah the white got third i don't i don't i don't know if they're gonna bring the white back to the lakers or not bro honestly though man um you know dewight been on his podcast and see he's been talking a little about the lakers and you know you talking about brawn you know he ain't here brawn ain't feeling that so i think i think dewight might play his self out of getting back to the lakers but javel mcgee most definitely can

Speaker 20 could be a uh a

Speaker 20 person of interest that the Lakers should pick up.

Speaker 20 But Jackson Hayes ain't it i mean i like him some games he might have 20 points if him and luke are gonna hook up on the um alley hoops but l in a he played 20 what 20 something minutes tonight two for three point uh they ain't gonna get it nah

Speaker 20 nah lakers gonna be tired in the playoffs uh of dublin and

Speaker 20 no they gotta make something happen no shape don't like no

Speaker 20 Yeah, you got to protect your teammates, bro, but to a certain extent, this shit is tossing you, though. That's what y'all fail to realize.

Speaker 20 Is them teammates going to kick him his money back?

Speaker 20 You got to understand these basketball players, these niggas spin and spin and spin and spin and spin. By four years, that's why you always

Speaker 20 niggas be broke.

Speaker 20 You gonna take them two or three hundred thousand dollar ag up, you a motherfucking lie.

Speaker 20 You ain't got to always got a big beat up for your motherfucking teammate. Hell no, nigga, you got the big up for yourself.

Speaker 20 Man, I'm that when I'm dazed, I'm being up by myself, well, god damn it, you gonna be here by yourself on this court, nigga.

Speaker 20 I talk shit, but I ain't getting it up shit.

Speaker 20 I talk shit to one of you niggas right now. Don't mean I'm gonna fight hell now.

Speaker 20 But you best believe if you stand right there, whoever we at, and we argue,

Speaker 20 they coming.

Speaker 20 You bet

Speaker 20 the laws coming, nigga. They're gonna to come and see what's going on, and you best believe I'm going to tell them.

Speaker 20 Motherfucker threatened to fight me, threatening to whoop my ass, threatening to kill me, threatening to do harm to me, sir.

Speaker 20 Are you afraid for your life? Absolutely.

Speaker 20 He meant it. He told me he was going to keep my ass.
I know he meant it. I know he meant it.
That's me. That's what I'm going to tell the police officer.

Speaker 20 You ain't going to hear me telling them that, though, but that's where I'm going to be off to the side telling my side of the story.

Speaker 20 Now, when I come back over there, I'm telling you, it's all good, bro. Just a mistake.
I'm lying like a motherfucker.

Speaker 20 You know, the police, I know how they roll. They're going to come over there and talk to you.
Okay, okay, okay, okay. We got this.

Speaker 20 Put your hands up for me. God damn it, that's my favorite part.
When they tell you, put your hands up, spread your legs.

Speaker 20 She's throwing that chick up.

Speaker 20 I don't give a damn about the mother people telling me, dub, you wrong, maybe. You next.

Speaker 20 i'm going home i don't know about y'all but i'm going home i don't hang with people who start

Speaker 20 i don't hang with drunks

Speaker 20 i don't hang with people who who like to gamble and the dot

Speaker 20 i don't

Speaker 20 i'm going home

Speaker 20 That's the motto. I'm going home.
That should be your motto. I'm going home.

Speaker 20 You see, a lot of times y'all see shit jumping off, but you guess what? You get like Isaiah Stewart. You want to be in the mix and get shot through.

Speaker 20 I see shit. I'm in the spot chilling.
I see some niggas bouncing around. I'm telling my people, let's get the fuck on up out of here.
Man, what's going on with all these hoes?

Speaker 20 You fuck them hoes, nigga. We fuck around, won't be here no more.
Fuck no hoes, and we're gonna get up out of here now.

Speaker 20 Y'all be thinking with the wrong head.

Speaker 20 These musty ass hoes don't want shit in life.

Speaker 20 Yeah, she bad. She broke though.

Speaker 20 How you know? Look at the bitch edges.

Speaker 20 That's all I'm saying.

Speaker 20 Sometimes God puts stuff in our view. We're going to pay attention because we blinded by the pretty face.
We blinded by the ass.

Speaker 20 But we ain't realize this bitch catching ooze. Which ain't got no car.

Speaker 20 So

Speaker 20 it gotta be trash.

Speaker 20 Bitch ain't got no car.

Speaker 20 But she back

Speaker 20 trash.

Speaker 20 Telling you now

Speaker 20 experience don't have to be the best teacher y'all keep telling y'all that

Speaker 20 letting these women fool y'all men

Speaker 20 pay attention ladies stop letting these niggas fool y'all a lot of times these niggas be on here capping got all this money that be the motherfucking plug money them niggas oh

Speaker 20 Got you fooled though.

Speaker 20 Yeah, go on count this up for me boom. They aim that nigga money That nigga homeboard his motherfucking nick right now.
Hunting him down. Fucking look old 15, 28,000.

Speaker 20 Got to pay attention, ladies.

Speaker 20 Get you a man who got a real check coming in. A real check coming in, man.
Somebody that's going to be able to

Speaker 20 help take care of you and your kids if you got kids, man.

Speaker 20 Fellas, if you get with a chick and she got kids,

Speaker 20 that's a bundle.

Speaker 20 You understand? So if you're getting with a chicken, she got kids, you ain't just gotta rock with her, you gotta rock with the kids too, bro.

Speaker 20 Regardless if they child, father, in their life or not, you gotta do your job, bro,

Speaker 20 and treat that child as if it's your child, man. I know a lot of dudes get in a relationship, kids ain't there, and they mistreat the stepkid.
That's bullshit, bro.

Speaker 20 We ain't mistreating nobody, motherfucking kids, man. We're gonna treat them kids with love and respect just like they were ours.
That's what we're doing now.

Speaker 20 If my real kids got joined, my stepkids don't have motherfucking jaws. That's just what it is.

Speaker 20 Now, we ain't gonna mistreat nobody else, child, because I wouldn't want nobody to mistreat my

Speaker 20 child, man.

Speaker 20 But some of you who ass niggas do that. That's why you who ass nuckles.
You ain't gonna never be shit. You won't never amount to shit.
Because how you treating other folk kids.

Speaker 20 Just can't be laying up with this hoe and goddamn mistreating her babies. What we do that at?

Speaker 20 No.

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Speaker 20 And the only way you're going to win if you're going to play.

Speaker 20 I keep telling you, the only way you're going to win if you're going to play. I won, what, six? I won $680 tonight.
I'm feeling good.

Speaker 20 Here? Tomorrow? I'm eating fried salmon. I mean,

Speaker 20 who be eating fried salmon? Talk to me on here, man. That's what I've been eating lately.
I either been eating grilled salmon, fried salmon, changing my diet up a little bit. I'm eating broccoli.

Speaker 20 You know what I'm saying? Man, I'm eating rice. You know, I'm just trying to change my eating habit because I got a little belly.
You know what I'm talking about?

Speaker 20 I'm just trying to slim down, eat right, drinking more water. I drank waggle today.
I feel good. I drunk some waggle, man.

Speaker 20 So

Speaker 20 I ain't just preaching that health shit to y'all. Like, I'm really trying to do it myself myself as well.
But who be on that fried salmon, though? Talk to me.

Speaker 20 Dwight, a Hall of Famer. Dwight is definitely a Hall of Famer.
But I think his playing days is over.

Speaker 20 Somebody said that's them hoes.

Speaker 20 Man, you can shame me knocking down these hoes, man, and they got kids and you staying with them. That's what I'm saying.
If you fucking and not staying with, that's one thing.

Speaker 20 But if you kicking it with a chicken, she got kids, bro.

Speaker 20 Real men going to step up to the plate and take care of the whole family. That's just what we do.

Speaker 20 That's just what we do.

Speaker 20 Get that fish in. Somebody say baked salmon is better because of, okay, put them back here in the basement while I get some niggas.

Speaker 20 I ain't knocking that now. I ain't saying why you're trying to get what you get.
You, you know. Pack of kids in the other room.
I ain't saying all that.

Speaker 20 I'm saying if you're kicking it with this woman, man, if you're kicking it with with this woman, man,

Speaker 20 her and her kids is a package, bro. I guess how it goes, yeah, y'all, you know what I'm saying?

Speaker 20 You got to take them to the movies, got to take them to the park, you got to spend time with these kids, man.

Speaker 20 Try to get a gallon. Yeah, I do definitely need to bring a gal in the wagon, man.
I'm working with Christian Thompson. Y'all think he's a bigger, bigger,

Speaker 20 I don't know, man. Tristan Thompson got that damn Kardashian blood name.

Speaker 20 I don't know about Tristan Thompson, man.

Speaker 20 Hey, you ain't lying, though. Some of them kids do be saying that you ain't my daddy, but that's when you thump them.

Speaker 20 When you thump and rag on this motherfucking ear, little nigga.

Speaker 20 Might not be your real daddy, nigga, but I'm here now. Yeah, nigga, I'm in your mama guts now, nigga.
Yeah, I'm in your guts all night. I know you heard a moaning, nigga.

Speaker 20 Yeah, and it wasn't from this meat. It was me pinching them arms, baby.
Come here.

Speaker 20 My girl ain't got no worry about nobody finding no vein for her. She want to draw blood because I'm pinching them motherfucking arms during sex.

Speaker 20 She ain't gonna feel this meat, but she gonna feel this pinch. Come here.

Speaker 20 Yes, sir. Come here.
Body rocking up in the bedroom. I'll be getting off on her mattress.
Yeah.

Speaker 20 I told my baby she got to lose weight. Yeah.

Speaker 20 Her matric can't hold all this. Shit.

Speaker 20 We're going to talk, baby. You got a little belly.

Speaker 20 Yeah.

Speaker 20 I got to move it to the side every now and then to get up and then get it. She out online.

Speaker 20 She's a little embarrassed. I ain't, she likes to cut the lights up.
Leave him home.

Speaker 20 Yeah, leave him home, baby.

Speaker 20 I don't give a damn about no other man liking you. It's all about me.

Speaker 20 I like you. I like what I'm seeing from you.
Yeah, come here.

Speaker 20 That's what you got to do sometime with your girl.

Speaker 20 Come here. Pay God's work sometime, fellas.
Y'all motherfuckers ain't been romantic. You're too hard.

Speaker 20 Y'all ain't romantic no motherfucking move.

Speaker 20 But I know she don't look like she. I know your girl gonna look like she used to look no more.
I get it. We grow old.

Speaker 20 We gain weight as we get older, but the love should still be there. The fire should still be burning in you.

Speaker 20 You should still be wanting to go to the gas station to get them hundred packs and off them little old rhinos.

Speaker 20 You should be wanting to fuck the wig off this whole head. Because you know what I'm saying? I know I got some old schools on here right now.
No disrespect with some of y'all old lady wearing wigs.

Speaker 20 We know that.

Speaker 20 You know what I'm saying? You ain't got to get mad. These young hoes wearing wigs.
It's all good, but goddamn it, you got to be wanting to knock the dust off that goddamn wig for.

Speaker 20 That's all I'm saying. Baby little mate, come on.

Speaker 20 Yeah. Oh, you are back sometime barbecuing with your bitch boy, drinking.

Speaker 20 She looking at you over with her girl. You looking at her.

Speaker 20 Now she knowing you ain't big up get hard like you used to.

Speaker 20 That's when you ask the question to your boys. Hey, man, what's some shit out there that y'all keep me hard? Shit, Charles, I got this this broke pill.
I've been hearing about it do it work.

Speaker 20 Man, take this goddamn pill right here by the hour.

Speaker 20 Well, that's all you got to do.

Speaker 20 Be no freak.

Speaker 20 Y'all so

Speaker 20 old-fashioned and all that shit, man. Come on, no.
Spice your relationship up with this hoe. Take her out on the ride.
Take her down on the back road and have sex in the car.

Speaker 20 Do whatever you got to do, man.

Speaker 20 Mind is a terrible thing to waste these days, man.

Speaker 20 Mind is a terrible thing to waste stay young minded don't do young dumb shit but stay young minded

Speaker 20 a long time man i'm telling you from an old man told me this respecting man real talk talked to this guy he was like 95 years old said that was his myth

Speaker 20 even though he was getting older he wasn't doing the older shit that make him feel like he was going into retirement or nursing home he just kept working as if he was just a young man and that's what we got to do sometimes sometimes we lose sight of the small things in life.

Speaker 20 Sometimes we lose sight of the things that we have instead of the things that we want.

Speaker 20 And that's just the nature of

Speaker 20 life. You know, we all want more.
We all want certain things.

Speaker 20 But let's not lose sight of the small things.

Speaker 20 And that is, we're alive right now.

Speaker 20 We're alive. So we win.

Speaker 20 Excuse me.

Speaker 20 Some of y'all been job hunting still ain't got a job job yet it's okay you still alive though

Speaker 20 you got another day to keep grinding you got another day to to keep working long as you don't lose sight of what's the bigger picture and that's being that's being continue to lean on god your face should never your faith shall never waver no matter what you going through i don't care how tough it is and i know shit get tough

Speaker 20 And I know shit get tough, but your faith should never waver.

Speaker 20 I always talk about this. I tell this story to keep me humble and remind me where I come from.
But growing up, man, and I know I'm not the only one.

Speaker 20 I know other, I know every time I know a lot of people say live celebrities, they always said they struggle. A lot of them be lying, bro.

Speaker 20 A lot of them had silver spoon, a lot of them were middle-class kids growing up. A lot of them folks be lying.
They just say they just to make people just try to make their story seem great.

Speaker 20 But folks be lying, but ain't no cap in my step, bro. I remember growing up, bro.
Every time it would ring, it would ring in our house. Like, real talk.
We have pots and pans in the kitchen and shit.

Speaker 20 So, when it rained,

Speaker 20 it'll fall in them buckets and pots. That's just real talk.
That's just where I come from. And I embrace it.

Speaker 20 It ain't nothing to be embarrassed about.

Speaker 20 It just shows just where I come from.

Speaker 20 And at the time, back then, my family didn't have the money to fix the roof or none of that. You know, I come from a family.
We just going to patch it up. And

Speaker 20 that's where I come from.

Speaker 20 Because

Speaker 20 everybody's story is different

Speaker 20 um

Speaker 20 man you just gotta stay focused stay focused uh

Speaker 20 and put the work in I always say this faith without works is dead um

Speaker 20 I remember when my phone wouldn't ring y'all

Speaker 20 now jumping like Vince Carr got a slam done contest Like, I'm just telling you the truth.

Speaker 20 It can happen. And it can be you.
Don't ever think it can't be you. One day

Speaker 20 you might be down now, but next day or two, you could be up majorly.

Speaker 20 So I always treat people with respect, man.

Speaker 20 I know sometimes people get out of line. You got to dis

Speaker 20 I respect that. But I'm just talking about being a good person at heart, not trying to get over on nobody

Speaker 20 and this and that. That's what I'm talking about, man.
Not being greedy.

Speaker 20 There's a lot of greedy people out here, man.

Speaker 20 You know, people are about to let you borrow $5, but they want 30 back. I think that's bullshit personally.
If I give you $5,

Speaker 20 you give me five back.

Speaker 20 I ain't no extras. That ain't how I am.
But everybody different.

Speaker 20 I feel like, you know,

Speaker 20 you just got to stay focused in this world because it's a lot of distractions out here. From drugs

Speaker 20 to women to men. If you in the men, like, it's just a lot of distractions for a lot of people.

Speaker 20 But stay grounded, stay focused.

Speaker 20 You know, if you can't watch this show sometime, man, you can only listen to it. Go to Apple Podcast.
Go to Spotify. Type in the Bubble Dub show

Speaker 20 and give me a listen, man. You know, I'm going to talk sports.
I'm going to talk real life.

Speaker 20 I'm going to spit the Bible. I do it all.
I guess what we do over here. Shout out to my people in the chat, Sabi.
I see you, boy.

Speaker 20 Okay, and chaos, you damn right, you can do it. I don't know if y'all don't know who, if I got some day one followers on here or not, but you know, it's like my seven year doing skits and

Speaker 20 this and that.

Speaker 20 And like I say, where I'm from, bro, nobody believed nobody, because they ain't never seen nothing like this on what I was doing. I say I was kind of hit on my time.

Speaker 20 My time, where I was from. They can see it, but the motherfucker see it now.

Speaker 20 That's the beauty in it. Y'all, it's not for me to put nothing in their face or brag.
I don't care nothing about none of this shit. I'm gone tomorrow.
But it's the journey.

Speaker 20 I had to go through certain shit

Speaker 20 that would make it feel so special.

Speaker 20 I had to really go through, I had to really grind.

Speaker 20 I had to really

Speaker 20 bump into these certain kinds of people and deal with they bullshit and bump into these certain people and

Speaker 20 so-called promoters and

Speaker 20 got down on me me for 50,000.

Speaker 20 I went through that, and it still didn't stop me.

Speaker 20 Still didn't stop me.

Speaker 20 Every time something came my way, I just,

Speaker 20 I'm gonna keep jumping over this shit. I'm gonna keep jumping.
Oh, why me? Now I can't ask God why. Damn it, just keep going, bro.
And the same way with you, just keep going, man.

Speaker 20 Take one step, take three. God damn it, I just, I'm just close.
God,

Speaker 20 and damn, before you know it, I'm jumping over the shit now. I'm jumping.
Okay, now gonna bless us come. Not gonna bless us come.

Speaker 20 Now when I'm blessings coming, you can't get the feeling yourself.

Speaker 20 You can't become an asshole.

Speaker 20 Because money only make you more of what you really are. Don't let that money change you, man.
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Speaker 20 Yeah, some of y'all on here now want to start a business, but your people probably tell you, nah, it ain't the right time. Then when

Speaker 20 is the right time then?

Speaker 20 Because God calling us home every goddamn day. When is it going to be the right time? The right time is now.

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Speaker 20 like the older homie what'd you say fam

Speaker 20 bro i really don't even be doing skin so bro to be honest bro i'm I'm like, I'm just into my podcast thing. This is what I'm doing.
Talking to the people, bro. Like, I feel like

Speaker 20 I know a lot of people always ask me, like, skits. Like, I really don't really do skits like that no more.
Just to be honest, bro. I mean, I still can, but I guess don't.

Speaker 20 It's all about growth.

Speaker 20 Like, in the younger days, we used to

Speaker 20 go through the windows. You know what I'm saying? Go in these girl houses.
You used to go through the windows and sneak in. When you get older, you ain't sneaking through no damn windows no more.

Speaker 20 That's kind of how I look at it with that skit gang shit.

Speaker 20 I kind of went to the sports lane and it's, you know, I still do a football season, certain shit, but pretty much it's just going to be me in front of the camera, talking my shit, talking my talk.

Speaker 20 And that's just what it is. Now, the reason why I said I want to be doing skits, because I feel like I make a level now, leveling up while I feel to be on some major films.
Thank God.

Speaker 20 They come.

Speaker 20 So.

Speaker 20 That's why I'm in with that. I'm all about growth.
I'm all about trying to get to the next level, bro. I don't be wanting to just, you know, look back like that.
Like, man, I got to do a skit.

Speaker 20 Nah, motherfucker, I need to do some movies. That's what I need to be doing.
Some major films.

Speaker 20 That's my mind frame right now. So I know y'all miss the skits and me snitching and

Speaker 20 them type of videos.

Speaker 20 And

Speaker 20 I miss them too, but they just... They just ain't where I'm at no more mentally.

Speaker 20 I'm so dialed into my stand-up game right now. I'm on tour, we go once tour.
Make sure y'all get out there and see us. I'm so dialed into that, man.

Speaker 20 Right now,

Speaker 20 you know, Friday, we're in LA. Saturday, we're in Oakland.
Sunday, we're in Arizona.

Speaker 20 You know, God is great being able to finally be around somebody like Mike Ips,

Speaker 20 giving me the game.

Speaker 20 I'm soaking it in. I'm listening.
I'm learning. I'm adapting.
I'm adjusting.

Speaker 20 Man, I'm going to be great, dog.

Speaker 20 I want to be great, y'all.

Speaker 20 I want to be good.

Speaker 20 Man, I'm blessed. A lot of people have been in the coming game 20, 30 years, and ain't accomplished what I didn't accomplish yet.
Not like I ain't accomplished shit. I ain't done shit yet, y'all.

Speaker 20 I'm just the beginning. But

Speaker 20 to be on a major tour like this with the big dogs and holding my motherfucking on.

Speaker 20 Yeah.

Speaker 20 It feels good.

Speaker 20 But I got a lot of more work to do. I got some Netflix specials I want to do.
I got some big-time movies I want to do.

Speaker 20 You know, possibly build some schools, man.

Speaker 20 And just be a good person, man. Be a philanthropist, man.

Speaker 20 Really make a difference in the world.

Speaker 20 That's my mind, friend.

Speaker 20 Hopefully y'all got dreams and aspirations, which I know. Some of y'all do.
Some of y'all are here doing y'all motherfucking thing. And I'm proud of you.
It's one thing about me.

Speaker 20 I ain't gonna never hate, talk down. I ain't gonna know about it from

Speaker 20 who feeding their family and doing what they supposed to do. As long as you ain't got here on no pedophile and raping and hurting people and all that, I'm riding with you.

Speaker 20 Cause it's never been about me. It's always been about us.

Speaker 20 And, you know, sometimes I tell people

Speaker 20 in your circle,

Speaker 20 your people got to realize that if you restore, if you him,

Speaker 20 everybody got to play their motherfucking role.

Speaker 20 No matter what it is, you got to play your role

Speaker 20 to get him or her

Speaker 20 to whatever they need to get to. And when they get there,

Speaker 20 you best believe

Speaker 20 if they got the right mind and the right heart,

Speaker 20 whatever you need, you got.

Speaker 20 And that's the way it should go.

Speaker 20 That's why I applaud LeBron.

Speaker 20 He might might not be the GOAT.

Speaker 20 That's debateable.

Speaker 20 But he the goat of putting a motherfucking team together. His brothers,

Speaker 20 he a motherfucking goal in that.

Speaker 20 I'm going to play ball. I'm going to focus on ball.
Y'all take y'all ass to school and learn this, this, that, and the third.

Speaker 20 And when it come back time for me, goddamn to sign these big ass contracts.

Speaker 20 God damn it, you're going to run the show. You're going to be in the movies.
And that's what I like about him. I'm trying to build my own team the same motherfucking way.
But if not, tell them.

Speaker 20 It's all about the people. Your only good is the people around you, man.
You got full of shit people around you, you're going to have full of shit business.

Speaker 20 Now tell me I'm lying. Tell me I'm lying.
If you got full of shit people around you, you're going to have full of shit business. You can't expect shit to go right when you ain't got right shit around.

Speaker 20 Somebody got to be able to say no.

Speaker 20 If you're tooting powder, somebody got to say, somebody got to say, you ain't snorting no powder no damn hole. A lot of motherfuckers snorting power around you.

Speaker 20 And they ain't no.

Speaker 20 Slide motherfucker take pictures around you.

Speaker 20 And then

Speaker 20 it's not a motherfucker around her taking 100 packs.

Speaker 20 That's me.

Speaker 20 I'm 100 pack taking some of.

Speaker 20 But I ain't doing it right. I'm taking 100 packs with Dr.
Pepples. I'm supposed to take 100 packs with water.
See, I'm not even fucking knowing. I know I am.

Speaker 20 And I ain't supposed to be taking no motherfucking honey pack with no Dr. Pepper.

Speaker 20 But I do it.

Speaker 20 I do it. And I'm wrong.
We family. I can tell y'all the mistakes that I'm making.
That's what I do.

Speaker 20 Trash the other day.

Speaker 20 Those to me. I took one of them motherfucking honey packs and drunk a a goddamn dr pimple

Speaker 20 i wasn't no more goddamn good

Speaker 20 i wasn't the

Speaker 20 i was dumb

Speaker 20 she called i'm on the way stay your ass at the high house

Speaker 20 i'm seeing double i ain't had a shits but i was i was seeing shit i wasn't normally supposed to see And that motherfucker, he wasn't, he still didn't, he wasn't hard. So I knew I did it backwards.

Speaker 20 So for the people out there watching, if you take 100 pack, don't drink no sogas, man. Drink water.
I know you're supposed to drink water anyway, but me, I wanted to take Dr. Pepple.
They just me.

Speaker 20 God damn it. I had a dog.
I was craving Dr. Pepple.
And goddamn, they just what I took with you. But now I know, I learned.
You got to drink water with the 100 pack. Dr.
Peppo, Sprites.

Speaker 20 That shit don't work, bro. Get back on the water, man.

Speaker 20 I had to tell y'all this shit because

Speaker 20 I went to the hospital.

Speaker 20 I had to tell y'all I went to the hospital and shit. Yeah, man, I was seeing all kinds of shit, man.
I don't know what the fuck is wrong with me, man.

Speaker 20 Surprise TMZ ain't got the tape.

Speaker 20 That damn that put me in one of those straitjackets. Boy, I was fucked up off that 100-pack and that Dr.
Pepper. That shit didn't mix.

Speaker 20 But I'm back now. I'm Bella.
I'm Philly, Beggar.

Speaker 20 Yeah, that little old thing gonna come over tomorrow night, too. But

Speaker 20 let me tell y'all something, man. ain't no gregor feeling fella when that fun come over but you start cleaning up the house and

Speaker 20 you know what i'm saying you call your mama if your mama's still living now you call hey how you doing baby boy i talked to you in two weeks

Speaker 20 my mom i'm just

Speaker 20 everything all right i need some money down that ain't got no money but they're gonna say anyway y'all got some money down here i need some yeah we good i'm just checking on when you see your motherfucking headlights hit that driveway start doing push-ups and shit we start bouncing around the motherfucking house and

Speaker 20 open that door. She comes through us smelling glory.

Speaker 20 Most men, I know, because the women be like, Oh, you such in a rush. That's me.
Soon as she comes in that

Speaker 20 door, I'm like,

Speaker 20 We done talk on the phone all

Speaker 20 day. We're gonna talk nasty to one another when you come here, get naked.

Speaker 20 I'm taking the motherfucking clothes up off of you.

Speaker 20 I'm going down too well, too.

Speaker 20 Yeah, I'm on on some bars in the hood shit, picking up, taking off the styles and shit. That's your boy.
And I'm in there getting off with no rubble. Come here.

Speaker 20 Don't get it wrong. Safe sex is great.

Speaker 20 Safe sex is great.

Speaker 20 But unprotected sex is great. Come here.

Speaker 20 When you get in there, wet summer muck.

Speaker 20 Got that archer in the background.

Speaker 20 Hey, bona, baby.

Speaker 20 all i need is your body next to me screaming

Speaker 20 hey babe i'm telling y'all some real shit tonight ain't no greater feeling when they come over they got their little spend the night bag too they be capping they'll be laughing at my little bag i know i'm gonna be doing it bitch you done done this six summers in a row Why y'all women be lying?

Speaker 20 I don't know if you have no spending night. Bitch, you've been doing it for six years straight.

Speaker 20 You don't get your cute thick fine smelling good ass all up in this motherfucking house

Speaker 20 out of all the block old thesa

Speaker 20 totally a sprite

Speaker 20 let's go out to

Speaker 20 i'm so comfortable around you i'm so comfortable around you too

Speaker 20 i'm saying everything i'm supposed to say to get that ass

Speaker 20 ain't like you said you oh god damn it get for

Speaker 20 Let me see. Holy, I'm a motivator.
Come on and get it. Even though my thing ain't big, I talk like it is.
Connie and get that warm stone.

Speaker 20 That's how golden thing. Beat you?

Speaker 20 Beat you?

Speaker 20 Got my hand on my Glock 42. You bite me, you dig.

Speaker 20 I ain't got much. You bite my shit.
I'm out of there.

Speaker 20 You scored my shit. I'm out of there.

Speaker 20 So we're going to take this

Speaker 20 seriously. Don't you bruise this brisket.

Speaker 20 this real brisket. Don't you bruise it? He's Timber.

Speaker 20 He goddamn Temple.

Speaker 20 My sister, I got y'all right here tonight.

Speaker 20 Who y'all got winging on NCAA AAA? Talk to me. Who y'all got? God damn it.
Y'all thought I wasn't going to talk about this college basketball. You a damn lie.
Who y'all got?

Speaker 20 I want to see y'all picks. Talk to me.
NCAA.

Speaker 20 Who y'all got winging off? Talk to me.

Speaker 20 Yo, stepdaddy. You goddamn right now.

Speaker 20 No big hoes. I like.
Brian, October is when I get me a big hole. I love me a big 285-pound woman, big titty motherfucker.
Goddamn it, motherfucker who need help getting up off the couch.

Speaker 20 Them my kind of goddamn women.

Speaker 20 Bitch, I'll be back in two days. Don't you fucking move.

Speaker 20 Okay, daddy. Bit.

Speaker 20 Tongue kiss.

Speaker 20 Come here.

Speaker 20 Don't big motherfucking give head too much.

Speaker 20 What?

Speaker 20 Don't piece a roll, eat mama papa.

Speaker 20 I grab a big bitch.

Speaker 20 If you ever tell somebody I fuck you is,

Speaker 20 I make love to them big 275, 280 pound curve van driving ass motherfuckers, always hyping their best to screen up. Shit, I love,

Speaker 20 but during the summertime, I'm not with your big girl. Yo, and I will deny it too.
I ain't never slept with a big woman a day in my motherfucking lie, but the whole time I'm lying

Speaker 20 appreciate that norm. I'm gonna leave your normal.
These niggas won't get out here and lie to y'all. I put them.

Speaker 20 You gotta be respectful. I got kids watching, y'all.

Speaker 20 Y'all,

Speaker 20 I put this two-inch lemon pepper in a big woman in a minute

Speaker 20 and lay up with a tooth.

Speaker 20 Shit.

Speaker 20 I lay up with a 300-pound woman right now, watching Godfather Hard.

Speaker 20 Think I won't win, I will.

Speaker 20 See, they women.

Speaker 20 They women.

Speaker 20 Oh, cause she she big.

Speaker 20 She still got a pajama.

Speaker 20 She still got tears.

Speaker 20 Shit, yeah.

Speaker 20 And back in the day when I didn't have no place, shit, yeah. Well, I was

Speaker 20 for a home.

Speaker 20 I was fucking for sale, though. I couldn't go back home.

Speaker 20 So I had to make it work. I already didn't have no meat.

Speaker 20 So I had to make sure my tongue game was excellent.

Speaker 20 I'm talking about extra.

Speaker 20 And the best ones is them CNAs.

Speaker 20 Them big CNAs, the best motherfucking women on earth, because niggas don't be wanting them. They be talking down on them.
And

Speaker 20 shit, not me. I ain't nothing like pulling up to them CNA jobs in one of them whole cars, picking them up.
I've been hitting licks in this bitch car all motherfucking day.

Speaker 20 I'm a real mother. And when I pick her up from work and take her home, she's gonna get in that motherfucking kitchen and cook for day.

Speaker 20 And I'm gonna fire bro up in her living room that's being paid by six and eight. And then I'm gonna put the big PS5 on the big screen in the living room.

Speaker 20 And her kids are gonna be in their goddamn room minding they damn bitch.

Speaker 20 And by 10:30, after the kids done took their bath, goddammit, I'm gonna go in in the room with her and all her big motherfucking ass up.

Speaker 20 She gonna look like an oversized glaze donut when i get done yeah then i'm gonna slide down in my ass put on my scuba deal yeah you gonna think i'm a navy see y'all

Speaker 20 pillow talk with my big hoe all night and tell her when you get your taxi boo

Speaker 20 we gonna get a curveband we need more room all this ass you got big bon

Speaker 20 see she think the curveban all about her but she that curlband is my front to move my work.

Speaker 20 Hey, man, I'm just making myself laugh, man. Don't pay me no attention on that last point, man.

Speaker 20 I'm just having fun shooting this shit, man. But appreciate y'all for tuning in tonight.

Speaker 20 I'll catch y'all again tomorrow night, man. Peace and blessing.
Love I'm out one.

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