The Bubba Dub Show - Bubba Dub goes off about Shaq being better than Jokic & Vince Carter is better than Larry Bird!! + Where should Ja Wick Morant go????

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Speaker 17 What it do, everybody? Welcome to the Bubble Dub Show. I'm right back at you.
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Speaker 17 now i gotta go ahead and talk about this

Speaker 17 It really shouldn't be nothing to talk about, but we're going to talk about it.

Speaker 17 You know, they were saying that Nicole yokic of the denver nuggets is the best big man ever that's the rumor that's the word in the streets right now in the nba that nicole yokic is the greatest big man ever they said they ain't never seen a big man shoot the ball like this they ain't never seen a big man um be able to pass the ball like this now i Got a problem with that because I know Jokic can pass the ball.

Speaker 17 But wasn't Will Chamberlain passing this ball to them women? I'm just saying.

Speaker 17 That's all I'm saying. Will was passing the ball to them hoes.

Speaker 17 So I don't like that reference right there. But let's get down to it.
What we're seeing from Yokic this season. Last night, yeah, it was 61-point, triple-double.

Speaker 17 I don't get it, though, with this guy. I mean, he's slow as a motherfucker.
He ain't the fastest.

Speaker 17 I mean, but he's effective. Everything Jokic does, every shot he takes, it goes in.
I remember at Series, the Lakers, first of the Nuggets, he was hitting every motherfucking shot.

Speaker 17 Every shot he hit, I lost weight. You know, I ain't that big.

Speaker 17 You know, I ain't that big. So after the game, I would anger Rexie.

Speaker 17 I'm going to be honest with y'all. Y'all can call me a Hagel.
I don't give a damn. I think Jokic

Speaker 17 on steroids.

Speaker 17 That's just what I think. That's just what I think.
I think he owns something.

Speaker 17 Now, I know he probably ain't. It's all alleged.

Speaker 17 But

Speaker 17 he's just that motherfucking good, y'all.

Speaker 17 Shooting threes at the free throw line, getting rebound, getting blocked. He acts like he's a motherfucking porn guard.
King in 15, 20 assists a night. Where's this motherfucker from?

Speaker 17 I think he's a robot. I think he got AI in.

Speaker 17 And he don't even give a damn about basketball. Ain't that something? He don't give a damn about them damn dilvinuggies.
He'd rather be back at at home chasing tigers.

Speaker 17 That's a Siberia shit.

Speaker 17 Jokes rather be playing with Tigers than being on the court with his teammate. I'm telling you, he looked bored.

Speaker 17 That big tall motherfucker looked bored.

Speaker 17 I never seen nothing like it.

Speaker 17 But

Speaker 17 is he the greatest big man ever? Never.

Speaker 17 That belongs to Shaq.

Speaker 17 Don't be a prisoner of a moment.

Speaker 17 That should kill O'Neil with him.

Speaker 17 So give me big Shack.

Speaker 17 Back boy breaking ass him. That's what I'm taking.
I'll take him over Yokich any day of the goddamn week.

Speaker 17 Yeah, Shaq gang all they wait in LA cuz them goddamn crystals out there. See, big union, shit.

Speaker 17 Nigga, you not come and talk to him to me. You gonna stay in the house and borrow, nigga.

Speaker 17 We still gonna wing on Shaq. I love you, but goddamn shit, nigga.

Speaker 17 Ball player, any player, shit, you gonna check in.

Speaker 17 Tell me, I'm lying.

Speaker 17 Shaq, the greatest simmer of all time. Not the most skilled.
We might have to get at the yoker right now.

Speaker 17 But for it being dominant, let me rephrase this for it. For it being dominant, it got to go to Shaq.

Speaker 17 Skills, you can go to Yoka. Yokic, you can go to Kareem.
Not Kareem, I mean Akeem, Elijah one. He had great footwork.

Speaker 17 We know

Speaker 17 Kareem had the Skyhook.

Speaker 17 Luau Sinder, his real name, but he changed it due to his belief, which is Kareem Adul-Jabbar.

Speaker 17 All praise to Allah.

Speaker 17 But yeah, I think we prisoners in the moment. I don't think we ever seen a big man quite as Nicola Jokic before, but man, we're going to have the Sacks.
we're gonna have the dreams, Kareems. Uh,

Speaker 17 the list goes on and on, man. But uh, that big motherfucker shoot, man, like you can't leave him behind the three-point line, he's gonna bust your nose.

Speaker 17 If you're running out there, he's gonna go by. It's like he gets effective, whatever he does.
He just good at he can shoot, he can pass, he can rebound, he can block.

Speaker 17 He gets good at all this shit, man. I'm gonna be real, he just good at all this,

Speaker 17 and

Speaker 17 I ain't never seen nothing like it.

Speaker 17 Somebody say, just don't file Shaq. He ain't going to make the free throw.
Yeah, I get that part. That's something Joker can do.
But I got to give it to Nicole Jokic. Joel and B.

Speaker 17 We already know he ain't played all motherfucking Europe for the Sixers. He had another knee surgery

Speaker 17 on his knee.

Speaker 17 That got to be a fucked-up feeling for the Philadelphia 76ers fans. That's like oiling a cheese steak, but they bring you out an all-veggie sandwich.
Get the fuck out of here.

Speaker 17 Organic cheese steak, but i got all veggies wrapped them

Speaker 17 them robbed them folk pg robbed them too everybody on feeling right now injured that damn injury list longer than the cvs than a cvs receipt

Speaker 17 only thing feel they got going for them right now is the damn eagles that's it

Speaker 17 basketball team trash

Speaker 17 Paul Joshua, they say he ain't in love with basketball no more. You was in love signing that motherfucker $200 something million dollar check, though.

Speaker 17 I'm that goddamn owner. I'm calling you and your agent.
Goddamn back into my office. Let's renegotiate.

Speaker 17 You a fucking lemon.

Speaker 17 You was a shiny,

Speaker 17 shiny car, had four Giago rims on it. Oh, shit, you looked good.
That's what Paul George looked to the Philadelphia 76er. He was in ace-time eye.

Speaker 17 He was a candy packet car, candy red, maybe on swangles with the fifth wheel, screens, and all that. That's how Paul George looked to the Philadelphia 76 owner, but in hindsight, he a fucking limber.

Speaker 17 I don't know who made that decision to bring PG over there. Y'all fucked up.
Y'all set the team back five years.

Speaker 17 Five years? Who woke up with that great idea to go get Paul George? I really want that motherfucker drug tested.

Speaker 17 Think about this. Look up, and we get Paul Johnson.
We're going all the way. Somebody should

Speaker 17 slap some reality back in your ass, boy. Paul George ain't gonna never win.

Speaker 17 Great person, by the way. Just talking about going to court.
Great person off the on never.

Speaker 17 He's a lemon.

Speaker 17 That's what he is. A lemon.

Speaker 17 Hell no.

Speaker 17 I ain't gonna be able to do it. It's another subject I want to

Speaker 17 chime in on tonight, too.

Speaker 17 Me personally, I take a prime Bench Carger over Larry Bird any day of a damn week. And don't you bring up them goddamn rings either.
Let me tell you something.

Speaker 17 Bench Carger, I knocked the goddamn pump verse off Larry Bird, and y'all know it. Y'all couldn't put Larry Bird on no prime tits.
Bouty a night.

Speaker 17 40 or night.

Speaker 17 Y'all gonna stop disrespecting this car like that. Y'all giving Larry Bird too much credit.
He ain't up against Magic, Johnson. Magic were having fun with going after the game.

Speaker 17 Damn it, you want to know the truth? Damn it.

Speaker 17 Damn it, we're going to talk it. We're going to talk the real on this damn show.

Speaker 17 Hell,

Speaker 17 Burr was now letting y'all know it.

Speaker 17 All because he was white and he could sugar, he can sugar three. That ain't shit.

Speaker 17 My grandpa father, 24 motherfucking kid.

Speaker 17 Now, that's something.

Speaker 17 Father and 24.

Speaker 17 Y'all over here, brain ain't on Larry and

Speaker 17 shit.

Speaker 17 Larry Burr was average, and y'all know it.

Speaker 17 Look at why I can get mad. They all love Bird.
Y'all love. I'm gonna tell y'all something I seen from you, Negro.

Speaker 17 When I said that last week about Larry Bird, y'all say, what y'all say, man, you can't be comparing Larry Bird and Lucas. They ain't right.

Speaker 17 You can't be doing that comparison, but it's okay for me to compare niggas every day, though.

Speaker 17 I could compare the two white men, but when I come

Speaker 17 when I compare the niggas, y'all love that.

Speaker 17 Malcolm Mix ain't pleased with you, nux. nuts.

Speaker 17 Now tell me I'm lying.

Speaker 17 Y'all know I ain't lying. I seen the comments.

Speaker 17 Y'all full of shit. Give me, give me Vince Corner.

Speaker 17 That's all I'm saying. Give me Finn Larry Bird bad ass knees can't hold no fence.

Speaker 17 All cost the world say that.

Speaker 17 Oh, because they smell. Don't give me that.

Speaker 17 Who would like to beg the differ? We can talk about it. It's all this all love on this show.
I'm just giving you my opinion. Don't mean my shit counts.
I'm just giving you my opinion.

Speaker 17 What I would do, I would take bitch Carter over Larry Bird. That's just me.
Some of y'all saying Stephan Curry knows just a better point guard than Maggie Johnson. I think you a damn lie.

Speaker 17 Better sugar? Absolutely.

Speaker 17 But better overall. No.

Speaker 17 Magic was on powder,

Speaker 17 sleeping with all them women before game, after game at the Playboy Mansion, taking pictures, goddammit, stored in the cinema, doing that all. Magic tunes to in him.

Speaker 17 And who he really wants to be inside? It's EJ right now. I'm telling you.

Speaker 17 It comes out in your kids. I'm just being honest.

Speaker 17 Deep inside magic was

Speaker 17 Vin Reigns when he played holiday.

Speaker 17 Y'all don't want to talk about that, though.

Speaker 17 Y'all remember Holiday? Vin Ray, what's the name of that movie?

Speaker 17 Ven Rain played that goddamn part a little too good for me.

Speaker 17 He didn't character names.

Speaker 17 Never holiday heart. That's it?

Speaker 17 Go back to some of these so-called gangsters want to go out here and hurt innocent people and all this and that.

Speaker 17 All macho man, but when they girl or their mama leave a house, they putting on dresses and everything.

Speaker 17 I want to tell me you like that. Never.

Speaker 17 Just saying, everything ain't what it seems. Ja Wick out here playing like he on Call of Duty.

Speaker 17 Bow, bowl. And all this and that, but I'm NB.

Speaker 17 Boy, I'm NBA. I don't know about playing with you.

Speaker 17 And I know you're just a gesture. I get it.

Speaker 17 But they ain't dang trying to hear that shit fail.

Speaker 17 They already think you're a thug.

Speaker 17 Damn, I'm rooting for Jai Wick, man. Real.

Speaker 17 Nigga, really want to be a sugar, boy. That ain't the life you want, boy.

Speaker 17 You act like you really want to be at the nigga. That ain't the live, dog.

Speaker 17 It's some boys that ain't never coming home, dog.

Speaker 17 Jay, the men looking like women to them. Now in that moment, you understand, woman, they ain't the live you want.

Speaker 17 You know, art imitates life, fam.

Speaker 17 You ain't learned your motherfucking lesson by real guns or state guns. You gonna learn what you mother.

Speaker 17 You gonna learn one way or another.

Speaker 17 Tired of your name popping up in the news, even though you ain't done nothing legally wrong, but they gonna paint that picture on you, big dog. That's all I'm saying.

Speaker 17 We need to get you out of Memphis.

Speaker 17 We need to get you down here in Ace Town for a good old trade. Get your ass down here sipping on some goddamn syrup.
Take you down to the Frenches, maybe Timmy Chan. Yeah, steak 48.

Speaker 17 yeah, run you through the screw up, click, then let you go to the North and Highland Slim Thug. God then bring you to an astro game, get you a grill, a real grill by Johnny Dang and Powell Wall.

Speaker 17 Damn it, everything gonna be okay, but long to jaw wick in Memphis. He's gonna do Memphis.

Speaker 17 Them niggas down there, Memphis don't bullshit.

Speaker 17 They'll put one in your ass.

Speaker 17 It could even be your birthday. They don't give a damn.
Man, they my birthday.

Speaker 17 That's Memphis. And go go right down on Bill Street and eat

Speaker 17 BB King BBQ.

Speaker 17 Niggas die named Memphis.

Speaker 17 Come on through, I got my head took looking straight ahead, bitch. Me and my girl, right.
You see him looking at me? I don't see shit, bitch.

Speaker 17 I don't see nothing. You better face the road like me.

Speaker 17 You better hold your peace. Because any nigga that holler at you, they got you.

Speaker 17 I'm not arguing with named niggas from Memphis.

Speaker 17 They done showed me what happened to me. Then Martin Luther King died.

Speaker 17 Shit.

Speaker 17 I'm not fucking around down there in Engltown.

Speaker 17 Shit.

Speaker 17 Yeah, we got to get Ja Moran out of Memphis.

Speaker 17 Gotta get him out of here. Ace Town is a good destination.
What else y'all think y'all can see

Speaker 17 Jawick at right now? I say Ace Town.

Speaker 17 Maybe even Phoenix.

Speaker 17 Pair him over there with Booker.

Speaker 17 Get Bradley Bill out of there this summer. Yeah, he's a lemon too.
Get Bradley Bill up out of there. Bring in Ja Morant.
Keep Durant with Booker. Maybe you got something.

Speaker 17 But I'm hearing KD might want to come to Ace Town. Think about Jai Wick go to Ace Town with KD.

Speaker 17 Yeah, I'm putting something on y'all's mind. Not Ace Town.
Yeah, Kevin Durant and Jai Wick in a rocket uniform.

Speaker 17 Yeah, back to back like the comics.

Speaker 17 They know.

Speaker 17 Man, shit, Jaw Wick won't be with Memphis next year. I guarantee you that.

Speaker 17 Too big of a star, too big of a fish. They're going to get him out of there.
Memphis ain't no too big of a hub for him.

Speaker 17 The NBA is going to find a way to get him out of there. I'm telling y'all.
Y'all going to get like four or five first round picks. It's going to be some fuckery, but y'all going to

Speaker 17 y'all wick out of there

Speaker 17 she i wouldn't mind seeing him in new york but memphis

Speaker 17 but to get him up out of there now

Speaker 17 another thing i'm gonna ask y'all talk to y'all tonight too on some serious tip on some real shit who had the bigger impact michael jordan or stephen curry

Speaker 17 I want y'all to think about that before y'all answer that. Who had the bigger impact on the game of the NBA? Was it MJ or is it Curry? Now we know what MJ brought to the motherfucking guy.

Speaker 17 I want to be like my

Speaker 17 bald headed Gregg and Shoe Evil, dunking on

Speaker 17 hitting Buzz of Beagles,

Speaker 17 beating up teammates,

Speaker 17 snorting powder, sipping yak, cigars, allegedly talking about MJ.

Speaker 17 Motherfucker eyes ain't just yellow off cigar. Yeah, yeah, I can tell somebody is that we don't make your eyes yellow too.
That motherfucker was on something else.

Speaker 17 Allegedly. You say what you want.

Speaker 17 But a motherfucker eyes ain't just yellow off no goddamn liquor and cigar.

Speaker 17 You know, so

Speaker 17 you know,

Speaker 17 where you think Marcus got it from? Come here.

Speaker 17 Marcus on her right now cooking shit.

Speaker 17 Like Lil Wayne song and Birdman, like father likes summer.

Speaker 17 See, these are the things y'all motherfuckers don't want to talk about. These are the topics that I'm going to touch on.
God damn it. Because we need it.

Speaker 17 I need you near.

Speaker 17 That motherfucker, Michael Joe's eyes yellow.

Speaker 17 Goddamn crocodile eyes having that motherfucker. And y'all want to know why he was so dialed in? Why he was so motherfucking clutch? We don't get clutched like that.
They wasn't on pills like that.

Speaker 17 What they was always thinking other people.

Speaker 17 Hag them alert. Hag him jumping out the chamber.

Speaker 17 That's why they call them black jesus. Get on this shit.
You can't stop them saying, face no way, space away, face your way.

Speaker 17 Then I'm going in there and talk on

Speaker 17 MJ with him.

Speaker 17 But it wasn't overlooking cigars, though.

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Speaker 17 Curry head. Not thrown impact like people said, On Sugars before him, so you saying the NBA had Sugars before Curry

Speaker 17 shooting that kind of distance the way Curry

Speaker 17 has been able to do with the NBA right now. I'm gonna be like, quite honest,

Speaker 17 when we say impact, I don't even think it's neither one of these guys, I think it's Alan Iverson. I think Alan Iverson had more impact on the NBA than any other NBA player ever.

Speaker 17 And I know Kim MJ

Speaker 17 is regarded as the GOAT. Okay, cool.

Speaker 17 I don't think his impact was bigger than what AI brought to the game. The tattoos, the style, the flavor, the braids,

Speaker 17 the grit, the thugness.

Speaker 17 Like David Stern had to implement a dress code because AI was straight thug.

Speaker 17 Baggy pants, baggy shirts, baggy necklaces, timbling boots. AI used to have 10, 15, 20 killers with him.

Speaker 17 Nigga, we here to play ball fighter. I can strap.

Speaker 17 Nigga would like had Tupac them on the sideline. I'm not bullshitting you.

Speaker 17 Like Tupac was in the bugger rim. Them the kind of posse AI had with him.
And them niggas meant business.

Speaker 17 AI changed the game, man.

Speaker 17 Yeah.

Speaker 17 Goddamn, they were stern. Try their best to to get that damn thug out of there, but AI was too damn great.

Speaker 17 They needed AI.

Speaker 17 David Stern couldn't get rid of him. He was too great.
When that motherfucker crossed MJ up, them white people,

Speaker 17 God,

Speaker 17 that colored

Speaker 17 Alan Diverson, Alan Diverson, I don't give a damn. That motherfucker went this way, MJ went the other way.

Speaker 17 Oh my God, I thought MJ was the greatest athlete ever until this son of a bitch come in all the tattoos and shit

Speaker 17 god

Speaker 17 this guy's amazing yeah

Speaker 17 ai with him

Speaker 17 so i would say for me my opinion allen iverson had a bigger impact on the nba than anybody has ever have man and we should give that man his flowers while he's living

Speaker 17 because you know i don't kind of like how they did ai on his way out but it is what it is. Politics, whatever it is.
AI, man, bubble chuck, yeah,

Speaker 17 changed the game from

Speaker 17 what I seen. I know I got a lot of older people on here.
Y'all might say Magic and Bird. I'm not going to dispute that.
Or MJ or LeBron or Curry Cool. But for me, AI.

Speaker 17 Yeah. AI was truly him.

Speaker 17 I'm from jumping the chat. Y'all let me know what y'all think.

Speaker 17 Y'all keep talking about rings, but we ain't talking about rings, bro.

Speaker 17 We ain't talking about rings. When we're talking about impact, we're talking about the overall of the game.

Speaker 17 Yes, MJ got six. Yes, Pippin got six.
Robert Gorey got seven.

Speaker 17 Kobe got

Speaker 17 Kobe got five. Shaq got four.

Speaker 17 D-Wade got three. LeBron got four.

Speaker 17 Okay.

Speaker 17 But impact, I got to go with AI. And I don't know if y'all fellas notice what's been going on right now

Speaker 17 with these hoes, but that tax money gone. That motherfucking tax money gone and these hoes back in a buying again.

Speaker 17 He heard from y'all in two or three months. Getting a text now.

Speaker 17 Bad mom miss you. No.

Speaker 17 You keep that monster motherfucker with it. I don't know.
Get you two months ago. You didn't want to hit me back.
I'm busy. Is that all you think about? Yeah, now you want some money.
No.

Speaker 17 Bitch, you a stump.

Speaker 17 Do you hear me? You a stump.

Speaker 17 Yeah, you bet the kid of the house now. Kill a thousand five.
Yeah.

Speaker 17 You bad summer fit you. You see food ball eating lobster crab.
Big catfish eating ass motherfucker.

Speaker 17 I'm doing what I want to do.

Speaker 17 I'm bowling. Your ass ain't bowling now.

Speaker 17 Looking out the window every time you hear a truck, you think it's the repo in yours.

Speaker 17 Let them call me because I'm the one co-sign for that mother. Let them call me.
Come and get it.

Speaker 17 I co-sign for one of these whole cars. Them hoes, they want to do what I told them to do.
I told people come pick this son bitch up.

Speaker 17 Calling me. Somebody stole my car.
No, they didn't.

Speaker 17 That's he called. They come got it.

Speaker 17 Yeah, yeah, yeah. You ain't been thinking.

Speaker 17 Bout you would. Now,

Speaker 17 back on your feet, hoe. Yeah, here.

Speaker 17 I'm gonna go right down and then get it out and give it to my other hoe. Come here.

Speaker 17 Look what God got you. You caught me a car, indeed.
And fucking did. Who was thinking about you? Me.
I was.

Speaker 17 Yeah.

Speaker 17 Now bend over. Come here.

Speaker 17 I will take another car from a chick and give it to another.

Speaker 17 I will do it. Done, done.

Speaker 17 I got some cut early.

Speaker 17 I got some cut early, y'all. I love boy,

Speaker 17 you should have seen the way she came running out of the apartment for that car. Come here.
Yes.

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Speaker 17 Boy, I'm something like a God.

Speaker 17 I say, hold on, baby. I ain't number one God.
And he up there. I ain't none of that.

Speaker 17 I know he made man in his own image, but I am not God.

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Speaker 17 yep i've been running it up i've been running up the last two days yep i'm running it up on now you want to run it up you better put your pics in right now if you can't watch my show go with apple podcast go with spotify download the bubble dub show boom now you in business watch me on your phone watch me on your tv watch me on your tablet i don't give a damn what you watch me at long as you watch your boy now i don't know if y'all been following what's been going on up there with trump with trump signing every goddamn thing they give to him He's gonna sign these goddamn tariffs and goddamn everything going up.

Speaker 17 Goddamn Roman noodles, $7.99 again.

Speaker 17 You think Marvin said, lock them doors? Damn it, hold on.

Speaker 17 Because shit get tight. Somebody owe you some money right now.
You better go and get it.

Speaker 17 It's going to be a recession, bubble.

Speaker 17 There, the club is going to be packed, but ain't nobody buying no drinks or no damn hooks. Yeah, this is gonna be the most cost-efficient high girl summer ever.
Watch.

Speaker 17 I'm not bullshitting. Everything ain't up.
Prizes on everything is

Speaker 17 shit.

Speaker 17 It's $14 a carton. Shit.

Speaker 17 Telling you now.

Speaker 17 Hold what you got.

Speaker 17 Hold it. Don't you spend no motherfucking dime.

Speaker 17 Trump ain't bullshitting in that goddamn office, boy. I'm telling you, that motherfucker ain't bullshitting.
He go down back to Florida, have them golf games, goddamn it.

Speaker 17 And when he comes back up there,

Speaker 17 he don't even look at the paper. They say sign it.

Speaker 17 Signing it, motherfucker. Damn right.

Speaker 17 You Michigans, y'all safe. I'm talking about the illegal ones.
Y'all safe right now. Y'all ain't got nothing to worry about.
He feeling fire. Hey, Ice, and he finna fire Elon Musk.

Speaker 17 Goddamn Michigan. I told my goddamn Michigan

Speaker 17 landscape the other day. You okay, nigga? You ain't got to keep calling me asking me, do do I need my yard mode? Motherfucker, you know it's been three weeks.
Get your ass over here.

Speaker 17 Them folks ain't fucking with you.

Speaker 17 They don't want you.

Speaker 17 You get your ass out here and cut that goddamn zero turn on and get my yard back the way it used to look. And I mean it, too.

Speaker 17 I'm going to get you a two hour raid.

Speaker 17 I want my yard back the way it used to be.

Speaker 17 On a weekly basis, I had the best yard

Speaker 17 out of him. Now, my shit ain't like it used to be because this motherfucker's scared.
I don't like all that.

Speaker 17 You bring your good cutting grass ass back over here smiling. I throw you a bottle of water from time to time out there and commend you on your work.
But god damn it. Bring your ass, nickel.

Speaker 17 Bring your ass.

Speaker 17 A lot of folks out here where I'm from from East Texas. Y'all been seeing a couple of people's names on them PPP loan.
Leave them folks alone. Them folks were getting that money.

Speaker 17 And at the end of the day, y'all knew y'all supposed to pay that motherfucking money back. Y'all knew that shit.
You done got $200,000.

Speaker 17 And goddammit, you mean think these white people are gonna forgive it? Well, you lost your rabbit ass mind.

Speaker 17 Now, when they come get you, now you want to make payments.

Speaker 17 You should have made payments before.

Speaker 17 Maybe I like the nigga car getting repo. Man, I'm gonna make this payment.
It's too late, nigga.

Speaker 17 You gotta make the payments before.

Speaker 17 Before.

Speaker 17 Yeah, so, but I see people laughing at people. It ain't funny.
At the end of the day, ain't nothing funny about going to jail. Y'all

Speaker 17 ain't a motherfucking thing of funny about going to jail because now you got to spend money on a lawyer. You got to spend money bonding now.
And it gets a whole lot. And I get it.

Speaker 17 You can get that kind of money. You excited.
I got homeboys who got $150,000, $200,000. And goddammit, they broke.
They're a motherfucker now.

Speaker 17 Why? Because Because they were in them lounges, they were buying hookahs, pussy, and car, fake moss in their jury, and that's seafood bar and Gucci, Louis.

Speaker 17 And now they ain't got a motherfucking pot to piss in and throw it out.

Speaker 17 You bad summer,

Speaker 17 I remember when you got the money coming through in the CA card vest, the new, remembering new card vest came out during COVID. Niggas would get them.

Speaker 17 Couldn't tell them nothing. Bowling hard every day of the week, bowling like it wasn't no tomorrow.
Now you motherfuckers back in the church house on the front pew crying to God.

Speaker 17 Y'all, y'all niggas repent.

Speaker 17 I remember how y'all acted.

Speaker 17 And God did too.

Speaker 17 Y'all had that money. Y'all niggas wouldn't go to church.
Wouldn't give God no kind of pray. Sure as you go, broke.
Father God, help me. Don't call on him when you're doing bad.

Speaker 17 Call on him when you're doing good, too.

Speaker 17 Life will teach you something, life will humble you.

Speaker 17 What you thought was something wasn't nothing.

Speaker 17 Sometimes distractions come as attractions. Do you hear me?

Speaker 17 Yeah, something that you got, you think is good, it's looking good. Is it's really a distraction.

Speaker 17 Oh, it's fun when you in it.

Speaker 17 Oh, it's fun when you're in it.

Speaker 17 Telling y'all some lot of real shit, man. I'm giving you real gems, baby.

Speaker 17 I know somebody watching this show right now

Speaker 17 and feeling everything I'm saying to them because it's just facts.

Speaker 17 Sometimes distractions come as attractions. And these motherfuckers are gorgeous.

Speaker 17 Bad motherfuckers. Yeah, yo.

Speaker 17 Make you leave a baby with fever at the house to go and get it. But you gotta be smart.

Speaker 17 Yeah, I know that motherfucker bad, but I know if I put this Johnson on her, she's gonna be a mental patient. Cause I'm like that.

Speaker 17 I drive them crazy.

Speaker 17 I drive crazy.

Speaker 17 Yeah.

Speaker 17 Not so. You hear that?

Speaker 17 See, he old.

Speaker 17 Not so. You hear that?

Speaker 17 Are we Eve?

Speaker 17 Are we Eve?

Speaker 17 How y'all feeling tonight, though, man? I'm feeling great. I'm feeling wonderful, man.
You can catch me this weekend. LA, Friday, man.
Go down. We're the ones tour.
Saturday, I'm in Oakland.

Speaker 17 Sunday, I'm in Arizona. It's going down, man.

Speaker 17 I'm blessed.

Speaker 17 But the one thing I want to talk to y'all about, man, about being blessed.

Speaker 17 And I can know

Speaker 17 with success comes losses.

Speaker 17 Sometimes you can fight your whole life to try to

Speaker 17 move up and you're praying to God to help you move up, but what you don't see is losses of people that you'll never think that you will lose along the way, whether it's mentally or physically.

Speaker 17 You're going to lose some people.

Speaker 17 Everybody ain't going to understand your leveling up.

Speaker 17 The little old playful shit you used to do, you ain't with it no more. Cause you see a bigger picture.
Shit you pray for ain't what everybody else pray for.

Speaker 17 You know what I'm saying? So you have to look at shit differently through a different lens now

Speaker 17 of how people view you,

Speaker 17 how people look at you. Sometimes people could be right along with you, but if you start inching a little bit

Speaker 17 ahead of them, now they kind of resent you a little bit. Why he get to move up and I did.
Or why she got to move up and I didn't. People start looking at you in a total different light.

Speaker 17 It ain't that you done nothing to them at all. Just success

Speaker 17 brings greed. And you try to talk to somebody or tell somebody something.
Now they feel like you're hating on them.

Speaker 17 Telling y'all, man, be careful what you pray for. I know a lot of people want to be rich, but be careful about being rich.
Yeah, you can be rich, but all your people turn their back on you.

Speaker 17 Now you ain't got nobody to trust.

Speaker 17 How do you pray to everybody around you getting money? Everybody around you rich.

Speaker 17 It ain't fun being all the people.

Speaker 17 It ain't fun to be all the person with money. Because everybody depending on you.
Buy this, buy this, and buy this.

Speaker 17 And they count your pockets. They don't know what you got, but you put on that persona like you got it all.
But they don't really know. So they thinking you got it.

Speaker 17 And they going to keep taking, taking, and take, and take, and take.

Speaker 17 Success is like Tupac say, fortune and fame.

Speaker 17 Hey, gotta be careful what you pray for, man. Tell people all the time.
Somebody asked me something now, like, Bubba Douglas, what advice can you give me? Be careful what you pray for.

Speaker 17 Yeah.

Speaker 17 Because it'll come, but it ain't gonna be the way you want it, though.

Speaker 17 I'm eating. Yeah, but your stress costs of this.
Your stress costs of this. Hey, that shit just bothers you, man.
That stress shit to me is nothing but the devil.

Speaker 17 That devil finds his way when you weak. That's when the devil creep in and gets you.
But you got to be high spirited. You got to, you know what? I'm better than that.

Speaker 17 I'm not going to let nobody ruin my day, not my moment. I'm not going to let nobody do that.

Speaker 17 I'm in control.

Speaker 17 And when you're in control, great things don't happen. Some of you probably still ain't got a job yet.
It's coming. Keep applying.
Keep applying. It's going to come.

Speaker 17 I promise you that.

Speaker 17 I didn't get over here overnight. I had tons of help along the motherfucking

Speaker 17 had tons of help.

Speaker 17 But I wanted to help myself first.

Speaker 17 And that's all it takes. Once you start getting the motherfucking ball rolling, and somebody else gonna want to come in and help you going to.
That's how it goes.

Speaker 17 But you can't be the only one trying to go, and there's somebody else pulling, it ain't gonna work.

Speaker 17 That's when God will get to separating the sheep from the flock, just like them wolves running in and

Speaker 17 try to divide.

Speaker 17 Can't divide shit over him. We could get them.

Speaker 17 We could get them. Believe that.

Speaker 17 Part of the show, people hit me up and ask me certain stuff about

Speaker 17 questions and I let them know if it's hell now.

Speaker 17 Could I see myself? Could I see LeBron James playing for somebody else next year? Hell no. Bron ain't leaving no motherfucking LA for what?

Speaker 17 Where the hell are they gonna go and get the what can this get all up? Yeah

Speaker 17 Brun ain't going no motherfucking well. We're gonna retire in LA.

Speaker 17 And them are facts, cat. Long at Brunny on the Lakers, Brun ain't playing for now, another organization.

Speaker 17 And you can believe that.

Speaker 17 Tomorrow night, we got golden state. I be here.

Speaker 17 I be here.

Speaker 17 I want to go down to the locker room. I want to smoke one of them roll freshly blunts from Brunny.

Speaker 17 I know that motherfucker hitting like a choo-choo train.

Speaker 17 Sipper down, y'all say what you want. Hey, all you want, but Brunny Jane rolled a blessed blunts, and that's all I know.
Snoop Dogg can't outro, no motherfucking Brunny.

Speaker 17 Lakers gonna beat the dog. She got golden state tomorrow.
I can't wait to pay y'all, play y'all big live mouth motherfucker. We got Jimmy Butler, Jamesha Butler, never

Speaker 17 in LA too. Lakers by 12 a mile,

Speaker 17 and I knew no curry big on fire. You had a fist grease the other night with the 52 he hit.
Shout out to Curry on that. But you come to LA, coming to the crypto.

Speaker 17 Now you're in your ass deep running through y'all. Gamera, I'm putting Luca down for 35, Braun for 27, AR for 26.

Speaker 17 I said it, and I say it again:

Speaker 17 baked pie, apple pie, mom's pie, Lakers and pie.

Speaker 17 That's my time, and I'm out.

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