The Bubba Dub Show - LAKERS DOMINATE ANT MAN! + KANYE

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Welcome to the Bubba Dubs show. Yeah, you got good labels and bad jack.
Stop them, y'all see Floyd. I told y'all that wasn't broke.
Y'all see Floyd. Damn, the champ is ill.
Hit the like button. Hit the subscribe button like you.
I know you could be somewhere else, but God damn it, somewhere else I ain't heard of. Y'all see what you motherfuckers saying in the gym? Look yo.
And for the ones who wanna be here, God damn it, thank you. God damn local.
Y'all saw it tonight, local. LOCAL Hey, Goddamn, poor belly cow, Goddamn local.
Y'all saw it tonight, local. Hey, goddamn potbelly cow, goddamn local.
It's saving the Lakers right now. And you hearing this from me, a big LeBron Giant fan.
If it wasn't for local, goddamn it, we lose it. Stopping the Mahal in Minnesota ass tonight.
Goddamn local came through with 31. And we need every bit of him.
And he will Minnesota ass tonight. Goddamn Luka came through with 31.

And we need every bit of him.

And he was playing defense tonight, nigga.

That's why that goddamn earthquake happened last week up there in L.A.

Because they knew Luka was going to play defense tonight.

It's 1-1.

When you big bad ass whoops at tonight, you was in the chat talking shit. Wolfs and five.
Wolfs and six. Nigga, you lie.
That's what you did. You lie.
We was up 22 on that scrap metal. They came back.
Ain't gonna lie, they made some shots. Hey, they got the game kind of close.
But let me just say this tonight. Some Bron playing like rival pairs.
That's the second motherfucking Bron. They were playing a lot of money ago.
This motherfucker here. I think his head gasket, Bron.
Bron overheating. I know I ain't the only one seeing this shit.
I know he 40. I did it.
But God damn it, I ain't got time for none of that shit.

Ruiz stepped up tonight.

I appreciate it, brother.

11 points from Ruiz.

We got 21 from Run, 31 from Luka.

We got 16 from Reeves.

And we got 6 from Vincent.

We got 7 from Philly Smith.

I'll take it.

But as a Laker fan, we got to

play better than what we played tonight. We post

1 by 30.

We post 1 by 30

tonight and we didn't. But

I'm going to take this win.

Now, Julius Rounder came out tonight

and balled. He had 27.
Ant-Man had

25. But it was the other people that

we didn't let get off like they got off

in game one. I told y'all not read

one of those shoes like that no more. I told y'all Thank you.
Ball he had 27 Ant-Man had 25 But it was the other people That we didn't let get off

Like they got off in game 1

I told y'all

Nah, Reed wasn't gonna shoot like that no more

I told y'all McDaniel

Wasn't gonna shoot like that no more

But y'all didn't wanna listen to me

Y'all didn't wanna listen to me

Y'all didn't wanna listen

Goddamn Big U

When he told y'all

Y'all got to pay the toll

You see where that toll get you? And check you. How y'all feeling tonight? I'm feeling real goddamn good.
It's 1-1. We going back to Minnesota.
And we gonna kick ass. Ball ho.
Steroid, A-Roy, Lakers and five, nigga. Why y'all keep showing A-Roy? I don't want to see that steroid user I don't give a damn about him owning the team he'll steroid user to me he'll cheat I don't like cheat I like women's you like women's we don't like cheat A-Roy cheat he cheat the game he cheat the game now there's a whole lot of shit going on in the world I'm not.
He cheated the game. He cheated the game.

Now, there's a whole lot of shit going on in the world today.

And we don't talk about it.

I'm not holding shit back.

But I had to get that Lakers shit off my chest first.

Personally, I had to get it off my chest.

And, yeah, I'm feeling real goddamn good about this win.

I take it.

Now, let me move my... Now, let me ship gears for a minute.
Pacers beat the Bucs. Yeah, damn 2-0.
Yeah, Doc Rivers need to be fine. Doc Rivers been holding on to that at damn one ring for forever.
Doc Rivers just ain't a damn good coach if you ask me. That's all I'm saying.
You have a 2-0 to the Pacers. Yeah, you going back home to Milwaukee, but that ain't the same Milwaukee team to me if you ask me.
Younger's doing what he do, but I don't know what Lilla's doing. I don't know what Lilla's doing, no damn.
I know he hurt coming back from an injury, but they ain't going to get it. Kyle Kuzma, he had a bounce back game.

But other than that, I see the Pacers winning this series in six.

Real talk.

I see the Indiana Pacers winning this series in six.

That's just what I see.

And Lord, please, Lord, please, take Memphis off TV, please.

Have y'all seen what they do with Memphis? There's some travesty Going on down there I love y'all I love them to death Like Jackson too But blank They no god damn competition For Oklahoma right now You got Shy Shai. You got Williams.
You got Shelter.

You got Luke Doyle.

God damn it.

They got everybody out in Oklahoma.

And I mean everybody.

They blowing Memphis ass.

I don't know.

Sick of a three-six mafia.

God damn it.

Where you at?

Got it? What the fuck? You go? Go real? Money bag? Yo, God damn it. Come here.
Ain't seen no shit like this, but I gotta talk about the elephant in the goddamn room today. West been sucking dick through the wire Yeah, he's been sucking dick for a while.
He's been sucking dick since an adolescent all the way to the teenager. Well, you been sucking me That's why you acted the way you acted Kanye you been sucking me No And y'all thought I won't go say none about this shit

The boy

The boy You acting the way you acting Kanye, you been sucking meat, nigga.

And y'all thought I wasn't gonna say nothing about this shit.

The boy, the boy need help.

The boy admitted to sucking his cousin meat from 6 to 14.

Damn it.

That's eight motherfucking kills.

You been a dick sucker.

You can't tell me now that you ain't been sucking his I don't give a damn what you say

let me find out you was up there in them hills

with Caitlyn Jenner nigga

telling Kim to go ahead and go to bed

I'm gonna stay up and write music

you really writing with Caitlyn nigga

sucking dick through a while

and you enjoyed it cause you didn't tell nobody about it either knew. Now you comin' out now, want some sympathy.
I be down. I young, you fix everybody in line.
You get your short, bald-headed ass down here and help our good brother Kanye, he been on his knees.

And he wasn't praying.

Don't y'all understand Kanye

wrote Jesus Walks?

Man is amazing.

The man really

been through a wire. He was sucking

through a wire. You other

hoes could never.

You hoes could never.

And I know y'all laughing at Kanye, but...

The man is...

He's sad, man.

He gone out bad.

And now his cousin that who alleged meat he was sucking

was in jail now for murdering his pregnant girlfriend.

He gonna ask the good Lord forgive him of his sins, hopefully. Now brought up these goddamn allegations now he gotta walk the yard knowing that you used to make kanye suck your meat come on dog so every time kanye went over big fam house he was sucking meat and lethal lethal sugar boys, I understand it now.
His behavior, I understand it now. I understand it now.
Our brother, ourzy. He made Yeezy.

He made Yeezy jump over the jump, man.

Do you understand?

He made Yeezy jump over the jump, man.

This man has been sucking meat.

Why?

Ladies. Watch your children.
Remember I always say you can't bring your children around anybody. And it ain't just boyfriends and your older homegirl.
You got to watch around their cousins as well. Because this type of shit could be going on.
You got nickels. Get children to pleasure them.
That's what we doing now. That's what we doing now.
It's sad that that man went through that. Kanye ain't the only one been sucking meat.
He might have been sucking it through the wire but you got other people out here sucking it through the window Damn, I'm freaking sure there's somebody right now Getting they meat sucked through the window Through the wall Through the sweatshirt on my Make all you That's all I'm saying We got to be more careful We got to be more observant to our surroundings for our children they're being played with ladies I know you want to bring this nigga home you been moaning you know what I'm saying you been moaning this nigga got money you want to bring him show him out to your home girl then want to, I'm going to run to the store, get some groceries, and leave this pedophile-ass nigga around your kids. You can't do it.
You can't do it, ladies. You can't do it.
You can't trust these niggas. They taking advantage because they getting told no out here in the streets from these holes, but they go to these children and brainwash them, man.

Brainwash them.

From 6 to 14, our brother Kanye

was sucking dick.

Not enough money in the world.

A nigga a big now, but he can still remember how it did taste that's beautiful to me that I'm vexed I'm quite vexed right now that poor man Dealing with turmoil

His favorite head sucker

Left him

Yeah, Kim left him

See, Kim remind him of him

See, he was trying to teach Kim

He was trying to do it for Kim

That's why Kim got a body, little baby, I know

That's a sick, deranged motherfucker

You were dealing with

Yeah, I see why you got out here baby, I see You can only go holly at McKinney, throw away two shit all of them, except for Caitlyn, rest of y'all Kanye didn't want to act right, come here Tristan Thomas didn't want to act right, come here Lamar didn't want to act right, come here My damn it, didn't want to act right, Camille. Lamar didn't want to act right, Camille.
God damn it. I'll be a Kardashian.
Dub Kardashian. You got damn right.
We can start our own show. I'll get this shit right.
I'll be the first nigga in that barbecue. You damn right.
All this finger food shit. All this caviar.
Never. You get them goddamn boo-handlings over there, Kim.
You and me bad-ass kid? Your kid, my kid, we family now. Well, dawg, in first night too, you damn right.
Let's get this in right now. You ain't gotta get no artificial semen in you.
You gonna get this real semen in, yeah, trisomy, yeah, real talk, totally satsuri, baby, yeah. You think I won't walk Kim Kardashian to my church? You a motherfucking lie.
My mama could be sitting on the front row. Stook your ass down.
You see what I got? I got Kim K. I'm your mama.
I got Kim K. You gonna show her some goddamn spit wine.
Or a fight go with it. I'm quick to fight a woman, a nigga.
I'm scared, but a woman, I'm ready to get down in there. But I ain't going to do them because I don't touch women.
But I want to put that fear in his whole heart. I put fear in my mama's heart.
I wish you would disrespect Kim Kardashian. The fight is on.
I'm ready to fight brothers and sisters. Who ever don't like it? I'll get down for mine.
And go for Kim. I got my body going.
Kim got several body going. Now do what we pay here, big boys.
Kim got that real money. Kim got that kind of money that I highly know.
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I'm not bullshitting y'all tonight. I'm telling you what God love.
Our boy lie. And, um, you nasty sum of them.
You're paying $25,000 for a cheat. You a nasty boy.
But we're going to get out of this situation, though, um. We're going to get this one.
She tried to get you, but we're going to get out of this one. We ain't dealing with no more Gabriels.
We're dealing with Cynthia, you snigger. Come on, back home.
I know the money been good. And you don't look on young motherfuckers coming over.
Turning flips, role playing, cops and robbers. You see where you get you, aunt.
In a heap of trouble, they have to get you. We don't get back to this one.
But no more of them motherfuckers. No more.

Go back to the superstars, niggas.

Get your ass back down there with Cynthia and Lou Niamh,

and you gon' be good.

Gotta keep it 100 on this show.

I don't sugarcoat a motherfuckin' thing.

I read the messages.

I heard the audio.

The audio has been edited.

I know edited when I hear it.

I swear.

Now, anytime a woman takes you, I want a big black baby. Never.
Bitch, who your grandfather? Talking to me like that. I want a big black baby.
Never. You adopt that motherfucker.
It won't be for me. That girl been trying to set you up for the longest, dogg.
Ain't as much game as you give everybody else.

You can't see that.

Come on, baby.

We got to be smarter than that.

I'm right with you, but you don't have to get some sisters behind you, dawg.

Yeah?

Call them activists and all them motherfuckers dying.

Call them up.

Tell them you need them.

Tell them you're sorry.

You've been neglected in the black women, but God damn it, you want to come on back home.

They going to talk shit for two or three days.

But your money long.

Come on in, bro.

Come on.

You hungry?

You know how them sisters are?

You nasty, sorry, son of a bitch.

But come on in.

You hungry?

Take a shower.

My lab boyfriend left some clothes.

Y'all about the same side.

Go on in there and take a shower and put on some of your clothes.

I'm going to get in here and cook you something. See, we got forgiven sisters, just like we got a forgiven God.
Do you hear me? We got a forgiven God. You want God to forgive you, but you don't want to forgive your homegirl or your homeboy for wronging you.
Forgive him. He didn't say forgive.
He say forgive him. But then y'all run y'all nosy, crazy ass right to church.
Oh, I love God. You ain't never seen that man up above, but you done seen your cousin, your sister, and your brother every day, but you don't like him, you don't love him, but you love a man you ain't never seen.
That's what the Bible say. It don't say cow, but it say what I can't say.
I'm saying cow. So I'm telling you right now, come on back home, baby.
Some real sorcerers out here that looking for a real good, you about 60. You on your motherfucking way out, nigga.
You talking about these young women, these young girls keep you young. And keeping your ass broke.

That's the truth of it, man.

If you're in here dating an older woman right now,

my uncle got a 24-year-old right now.

She thought frankly Beverly was some goddamn cologne.

Do you hear me?

My uncle dating a 24-year-old.

She thought frankly Beverly was some cologne. Get your young ass up out of here.

Damn. four-year-old she thought frankly beverly was some cologne get your young ass up out of here got to come back home baby you got to come on back home these days man it's rough out here they're doing everything they can to tear us down but we won't fall we won't break baby we won't bend why because we serve a mighty God.
But that devil be working. He be sending them young motherfuckers like he's something to you too, unk.
And she ain't no working out. You ain't no working out.
You taking your protein. She taking her protein.
You getting in your nine BMW. She getting in her regular ass Honda.
She watching you. She know she acting like she know who you was.
Shit. Girl got your whole resume.
She know who you was.

And she played her motherfucking part.

Jail.

She know you were looking at them goddamn family.

You were sobbing at them.

When you walking in with your dog, holding your dog, your dog.

You were doing it too.

She saw it.

And she took advantage.

I don't like it.

Your day coming, Gabriel.

Your goddamn day coming.

My aunt got her apologizing on TV. He ain't did nothing wrong but hit them cheeks.
That's all. He ain't did nothing wrong.
But we live in the world now. It's so sensitive.
You say somebody done something to you. Now everybody looking at your sideways and your name ain't even Paul.
I mean. I said, oh yeah.
I'm getting this booty ate

I saw it

God damn it

That's his business

Uncle Freak

Uncle Freak

I'm getting this booty ate

That's his business

It ain't mine

I just had my

And I enjoyed it

And I ain't enjoyed it She ain't stick nothing up in now But her time When she did it to me Guess what I told her do it again I'm gonna feel like that again I make me feel like Holly Berry Make me feel good Make me feel good She did that to me I beat her in the bedroom from now on. You got damn right.
I'm the first one to take a shower, too. Mm-hmm.
Come here. Got damn right.
When she come into the room, the kids already sleep, baby. For real.
Damn right. Dole locks and everything.
Come here. But they got damn tongue on me.
Put me to sleep again. Say you.
I only get you. I ain't no my legs raise up like that.

It was raised up.

I was holding my own damn legs.

Don't y'all judge me.

Don't you judge.

I don't judge y'all.

We family.

I'm just telling you what I go do in my bedroom.

We family.

I'm saying I was holding my own goddamn legs now.

That's what I'm saying I'm holding my own goddamn leg now That's what I'm telling you I'm just saying I'm just We family I gotta keep it 100 with y'all I can't come around like y'all Y'all want the truth I'm gonna give it to you. Now when I give it to you,

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So put the world on me.

Stop being selfish and let the world know about me. I'm a bad mama jammer.
And guess what? You a bad mama jammer too for watching me. I know some of y'all got to go to work tomorrow, but God damn it, you need a good lad.
Here I am. They may have gave up on you, but I ain't giving up on you.
Your girl may have gave up on you. I ain't giving up on you Your girl might have gave up on you

I ain't giving up on you

God ain't gave up on you

So what you talking about giving up for?

No

Too many people on here in the world now

Killing theyself

Because they didn't gave up on theyself

We ain't doing nothing less suicidal shit no more

We ain't thinking suicide

Only time we thinking suicide

Is when our doors go up, nigga

Anybody around you think it's suicide

Talk of my hubby

We ain't doing that

We put suicide on doors baby

Real talk

We gonna grind

We gonna grind till we get it

We gonna grind till we get it

We gonna fall till we fall

Hell y'all talking like that We gonna grind till we get it. We gonna ball till we fall.

Hell, y'all talking like that.

Somebody asked me, would I ever give up on the Lakers?

Hell, no.

I never give up on the Lakers.

I still believe in them motherfuckers.

I still believe in LeBron right now,

even though he moving like he got rocks in his shoes.

I still believe in him. And I believe in in his shoes.
I still believe in him And I believe in that goddamn miracle Believe in no cause I'm about that motherfucker just make me feel like fuck we gonna win this shit Them the kind of people you got to hang around when you know you just go no way I'm gonna be alright. Why can I go damn here? I got my home gear here.
God damn it I'm gonna use my resources. God damn it.
I'm in the mud now, but before you know it, I'm gonna be in a penthouse nigga with a road with nothing but black women behind me. No white hoes now.
I'm gonna be in the penthouse number of niggas. We ain't strawberries.
Chocolate strawberries. Who don't wanna eat chocolate strawberries with hoes that look like Nia Long when she was 25?

Come on.

My kids calling, but I ain't announcing.

Because I'm in that mall.

I'm flitting on her shit.

Telling you not.

Telling you not.

Talk to me.

I'm in the chat.

Talk to me. Fuck that.
Cowboys ain't doing shit Kiss me Friday night Though in Atlantic City That way you can catch me Friday night in Atlantic City Saturday you can catch me In Baltimore Saturday you can catch me In Baltimore Bring your big bag ass I can come see me

My big brother gonna be there too

Can you?

Make a 9th make a 10th

You can catch me in Tacoma

Yeah Seattle

Yeah real tall

Yeah it's in the game maybe

You can catch me

Yeah grab them tickets

ATL I see y'all real soon

ATL I see y'all real soon

Thank you. Yeah, it's in the game, maybe.
You can catch me. Grab them tickets.
ATL, I see y'all real soon. ATL, I see y'all real soon.
H-Town, I'm down here next week, baby. H-Town, next Friday, I'm at the Toyota Center, Nuka.
Next Friday, I'm at the Toyota Center. Come here Come here Saturday I'm in Dallas Yeah My boys sitting with y'all tonight man So excited that my Lakers was able to Tie this series up Man I was sweating bullets when them boys were coming back But we pulled it out though At the end of the day JJ Reddy came out start more start running more zone start yeah i know y'all see that with judgment i know y'all see judgment dog watch the game i don't just come on the show get talking shit i'm telling you we ran zone tonight but we gotta find out how we can get more points out of jackson hayes two points is not gonna fucking fucking get it, dawg.
You're out there filing. Nonsense.
Nonsense ass filing, dawg. And stop all that crying, Luca.
You got knocked to the floor at night. That's okay.
Get your big ass back down the floor. All that crying and going shit.
I don't want to see it. I don't want to hear it.
I want to I want you to play ball. That's all I want you to play ball.
That's it.

That's all I got good.

Nothing no more than I can say about that.

But just play ball, man.

No, you're not going to get every call, bro.

I know y'all be saying that shit.

Bro, you're not going to get every call, bro.

You arguing.

Yes, the refs going to miss calls.

That's what they do.

They going to miss some calls.

But at the end of the day, you got a job to do. And your job is to put the ball in the motherfucking basket.
Protect the ball, man. Bruin, I don't know what you were doing tonight.
You were relying more on Luca, relying more on AR. I don't know if you really fully healthy or not.
I don't know. Only you know that.
But I know you running like you got concrete in your shoe. And that's just what I know.
And, you know, I could talk to y can tell y'all some shit like my stepson been bothering me for a minute you know he playing basketball come see me play come see me play so I go and finally see the motherfucker play this motherfucker don't get in until two seconds left in the game why the fuck you bothering me why the fuck you bothering me nigga you the fuck you bothering me, nigga? You ain't fucking playing. You think my granddad and grandmother want to see me play? Motherfucker, you not playing.
I'm going to talk to your mama tonight. After I tap that ass and tell her to take you out.
It's embarrassing. We got to be upsetting at five goddamn points for your son to get in the goddamn game and you bugging and got me buying him all these retro jawing and this motherfucker need a pair of skates.
Need a goddamn skate. Bugging me.
I mean, you know I'm on the road doing show and I come in, I be tired. I'm going to rest.
Come see me. Just come see me.
Motherfucker. They ain't even playing.

They got, he the only nigga on the team and ain't

started.

All these white boys better than this

nigga. But she, he gonna,

I'm telling you, he gonna be good.

Win.

This a chick I used to mess with in high school. See, if you had

anybody by me, the motherfucker would be win.

I told you I was a late broomer, but you to mess with the high school basketball star and get some trash. Told you I was a late bloomer? You ain't believe me? I'm a late bloomer now.
I start out small. But if you keep tickling me, I'm a grown.
Well, I tell them ho. I'm small now.
Keep playing. Fool Full grown man Before you know it Come here I ain't gonna play With y'all asses tonight We gonna have fun Over on this dub show We gonna have fun Now talk to me And I'm gonna talk back I'm scared Appreciate that 499 Whoever sent it Man may God bless you Abundantly I pray your cup Runneth over Brother Or sister Whoever it were Big Billow I appreciate it brother Thank you Telling you right now All them white boys Better than my damn stepson Alright Motherfucker didn get into two seconds Left in the game dawg And they ain't even throwing the ball in Most of them try to throw these little slow kids the ball at the end Just to laugh if they make a shot or get crump They didn't get this motherfucking ball at all Coming off the court Talking how to high five Nigga you don't need no motherfucking high five Nigga you don you don't even need to shower.
You ain't do shit. You could have been at the house goddamn studying.
He could have... I told y'all the Pacers won 2-0.
Pacers gonna win that series against the Bucs in six. And I feel like Doc Rivers need to be fired.
I'm sorry. He ain't worth a damn, man.
Bucs't been worth a damn since they got rid of that coach. To bring in Doc Rivers, who was a advisor to the coach.
That's some cussie cold blood of game on him, man. And there ain't no difference when you niggas be out here running y'all mouths to y'all homeboys, telling your homeboy how good your girl head and cat is.
And goddammit, and then the nigga go and try it, and you get mad shut your mouth shut your mouth

it ain't

it ain't

you ain't got to tell everybody

everything bro

some shit you gotta keep

to yourself dog

think about it

some shit you need to keep

to yourself man

especially some good

you don't want to tell nobody

how good this shit is

me

man what's up girl girl

me and bitch

puppy stink

everything stink

all wrong whole time I'm lying man you ain't fucking with that girl no more nope Girl, who in a bitch play? Her pee stink. Everything stink all along.

Whole time I'm lying.

Man, you ain't fucking with that girl no more.

Nope.

Just don't know I'm going over there.

Now I'm fucking with this old school woman now, man.

I can't really move around like I want to bubble in on a nigga's ass.

Boy, like, I'm saying they know old chicks, boy they, they, they, they some nosy motherfuckers. They act like they don't know how to work them phones, but they really do.
And, you know, the reason why I like older women, I like older women that was in their prime when Tupac was living. See, I love them kind of motherfucking hoes right there.
I love a woman that was in her prime when Tupac was living. Damn right.
Because she like Alizé. Alizé is some cheap ass shit.
Buy some Alizé for this old ass hoe. God damn it.
Cut on that Dr. Dre.
Ring ding dong. Ring ding ding ding dong.
Keep your head ring. She get to dancing and that motherfucker throwing her hands up.
Yeah. Working up that blood pressure medicine.
Oh, come here. God damn right.
When she check up blood pressure And it's good Come lay down Yeah I know you're sleeping I'm from a bunch of you sleep too Come in Goddamn right That's one thing I love About them goddamn kookos They like to take naps Yeah I'm on now I like to take them too Yeah Rubbing all on your Rubbing all on your angry ass. She ain't got the wonder.
I'm hitting it. You a wild boy.
You ain't got the wonder if I'm fucking your angry. I am.
And enjoying it too. You know, real talk.
She'll catch it too. Real talk.
She catch better than Randy Maw. Yeah.
You ain't got she better than Maw. Come here.
She'll go deep too. She'll deep breath one moon I give it to her he don't think I ain't shit I'm a nasty motherfucker sometimes you ever have a company and you can't wait till company leaves like man I be glad I need motherfuckers leave so I can take bubbling upstairs I might do bubbling on the goddamn, on the goddamn, in the kitchen, on the countertop.
My turtle top on countertop. Shit.
Now, baby, you know, I can't, I just don't do that now. I had them damn pies up there on that counter early.
Now you want my ass up there and do, I eat pies in the ass. Come here.
Boy, and she give in. And goddamn it, I go down.
I put on that goddamn countertop. Real talk, spread them goddamn lead.
I eat barbering for about 45 goddamn minutes. I roll back with her goddamn head.
Her grandchildren calling, but she ain't answering. One thing them grandparents gonna do is, they going to look out for them grandbabies, but not when she getting.
Put them right. Oh, young man.
Oh, young man. I told you when you come over here, I'm going to take you to Dublin, baby.
Yeah. It's going to start out rocky, though.
Yeah, but it's going to end good. Real but it's gonna end good real tall I'm gonna pay it I'm gonna jam fuck around might take bubble land down to the justice that's how I'm feeling you hoes ain't getting these big nice ass weddings or more taking your ass to justice of peace That's what kind of time

I'm on goddamn fuck dang time

I'm on dub time

Justice of peace

Real talk

Get the camera

Get the angle

Camel

I'll take you on the cruise

The car's a meal

That was real niggas

We ain't getting no big wedding

We'll go just a piece I'll take a cruise ship with you For two or three days down there the car we come back that's it I'm going all that big neck spending $20,000 $30,000 on no goddamn wedding I be damn I be damn if I do that damn right I'm gonna get that money man Shit Y'all talk to me man Shit Watch y'all alone Yeah Dig I play Dig I play sports Yeah Play football Play football for a little while Man Motherfucker hit me I quit I ain't gonna lie Like And then my cousin Shout shout out to my kid for Randall Reggie, man. We was playing football, man.
We were playing against this guy in Center, Texas. Name was John Handy.
And man, this motherfucker was built. I mean, he was probably 5'9", 235.
I'm 5'0", maybe 100 pounds, maybe 100.

And man, my cousin was a running back.

I'm wide receiver, and they had a handy out there, a cornerback with me.

And I was supposed to block the nigga, but the more he got closer to me,

the more scared I got out the way.

And that motherfucker went in there and hit my cousin in his goddamn ankles and hurt him.

And I didn't feel bad about that shit at all

because that could have been me.

And I made the right decision at the time.

So, yeah, I played football, but only for a little while.

Played basketball, ran track, and that was it.

Shit.

I was athletic, though.

We ain't gonna get it twisted, though.

Athletic now.

Now, for it being good and all that. I ain't gonna count.
But them same niggas that we good in football. Niggas ain't doing a motherfucking thing now.
Them niggas smoking rocks. And I'm serving them.
And I'm serving them. All them niggas back then were good at football.
They ain't doing a motherfucking thing that didn't do nothing with they lives. But that's okay.
It ain't the end for them though. Even though you can go on and do what you supposed to do, you can still be a great citizen in the world and a great worker, man.
I tell people here all time, man, you ain't never where you is where you end up, man. And that's real talk.
And so I got to tell my peoples back then, keep y'all head up, keep pushing. Some of them doing great, some of them not.
But at the end of the day, you're alive. got a chance to to to right your wrongs at the end of the day like i say they trash it real life you know sometimes people go through shit bro i never judge people we all go through shit you know some of them went to jail some of them didn't you know sometimes people look me bad in the motherfucker but i ain't gonna know what down them and this and that but life life be life and people but we're gonna keep pushing we're gonna keep being great and we're gonna keep showing love to the people that we know and then the ones that we don't know i keep telling y'all man blood don't make you family man loyalty does when you find somebody around you that's loyalty loyal that, that's family.
You keep them close. You treat them right.
And you keep them with you every step of the way if you can. And that's just the way I approach things now with me.
You know, I got a lot of family that ain't with me. And I don't want them motherfuckers with me because they got too much jealousy in their heart, envy.
And I don't want that shit around me. That shit contagious.
That shit can rub off on somebody else. I don't want that shit around me.
I want solid niggas, solid females around me, solid business or something. I want solid folks.
Just solid. When I'm not in the room, you still got my motherfucking back.
That's all I want. When I'm not there, do you have my motherfucking back, baby?

That's all I need.

That's all.

Ain't no different when I told everybody all I need to do is get my motherfucking foot in this comedy game.

I'm going to goddamn do the hokey pokey.

That's interesting.

You can do the same thing whatever you're doing now.

Just get your foot in now.

And when you get your foot in now, do the hokey pokey.

Real talk.

Gotta do the hokey pokey, man.

Trash of the night.

Going to the goddamn Memphis Bridge.

Trash.

Get that shit off TV.

Real talk.

Get that shit off TV.

Because that ain't what they do no more.

That ain't what they do.

Thank you. TV.
Real talk. Get that shit off TV.
Because that ain't what it do no more.

That ain't what it do.

I'd rather watch the places in the books than to watch this shit though.

That ain't what it is.

I know Oklahoma good, but they ain't that goddamn good now.

Damn.

Y'all ain't got no fighting y'all.

But I tell y'all what?

If that was streets versus streets, shit. Memphis gonna win that goddamn war every day man I learned a lot from being around Mike man how you carry yourself how to prepare when to cut it long and when to cut it off.

And just staying ready, man.

Being professional,

being on time, man.

Not going over your time.

Learn a lot from Mike.

Just being around him,

you can soak up

so much game, bro.

So learn a lot.

Learn a lot from all of them.

I study people, bro.

You know, that's what I do.

I get around them.

I learn what to do, what not to do. And I go back and study them, like what moves they made, what moves that they didn't make.
It's all about adjustments. I compare that like basketball and football.
Halftime, you make adjustments. I try to make adjustments to how I move, my mannerism, how I deliver a joke or anything.
I try to make adjustments. And anything I do, like, you know, I just want to be better.
I want this show to do better. I want this show to do stupid numbers, man.
I feel like it should do stupid numbers. I feel like if I keep putting the work in, it will.
Maybe I need to bring in a co-host. Maybe I don't.
But I'm open to anything. But this show will, it will pick up.
I know it because I believe that. Like, that's in me.
Appreciate that $5, Justin, living God. Appreciate it, family.
It'll pick up, and I know it will because I'm going to put the damn work in. If I have to come on here every goddamn day, it's going to pick up.
And I thank y'all for coming on here and watching it with me and laughing because I know y'all say I'll be getting y'all through. Y'all be getting me through too, through the chat, through the comments and everything, man.
That's just what it is. Appreciate it, Sandra Lynn.
You know, I ain't competing with nobody. I'm just competing with myself.
I just want to do better, man. I just want when y'all wake up in the morning, if y'all didn't watch me the night before, let me check doorbell.
Let me see what Faye I'm talking about. That's all I can ask for, man.
And, you know, I'm starting to get the scribes starting to go up. And, you know, I just want to touch on topics that need to be touched on, too, as well.
I don't just want to talk about sports all the time. I want to talk about what's going on in the world, how we being and it's a lot going on right now man appreciate uh we appreciate that real talk it's a lot going on you know eggs ten dollars right now i know they talking about during the summer we're gonna be outside no we're not motherfuckers broke motherfuckers gonna be in the house man that's where motherfuckers gonna be in the house broke told i got him gas already eight dollars $8 a goddamn gallon Caught in the edge, $12 Milk, $20 Goddamn, Oxtail, $1,500 Shit, nigga, we ain't gonna be outside We gonna be in the house Shout out to my people in Dallas, man Appreciate it, Kim, Big Billow, appreciate it, fam Nah, you can never give up on your dreams, dawg You can never give up on your motherfucking dreams Do you hear me? What, the Colonel Sanders? He started KMC at 65 Don't let nobody tell you it's too late It ain't never too late It ain't never too late I don't believe in that too late shit Because any given moment it could be your time And that's real talk At any given moment it could be your time man you got professional ball players right now broke some of y'all doing better than any professional basketball players and football players right now some of them stuff all they money they broke you ain't played a look of sports in your life but you but you got more money than them.
You're doing better than them. So be thankful, man.

Be thankful. You can have one arm, one leg, one eye, one nut.
Just be thankful. It's the little

things. It's the little things.
Thank y'all for watching tonight's show.

I'll see y'all again tomorrow night.

Peace and blessings.

I'm out.