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What's the deal?

What's the deal?

Welcome to the Bubble Dub show.

A lot going on in the world today.

And damn it, we're going to talk about it.

Oh, fresh cut.

Yeah, full of Beijing.

Come here.

I got all this damn black dye in my head.

I wouldn't work that earlier.

I got the sweat, and that shit got my eyes.

I couldn't see.

I'm suing my damn barber right now.

Got me full of Beijing.

Summers, I can't even be goddamn church.

The barbers don't even ask no more.

Do you want it?

They get.

I'm like, well, how natural?

Beijing in the big up.

I ain't mad at him, though.

I ain't got 95,000 compliments.

Nigga, keep Beijing to me.

Come here.

It's the Beijing for me.

But before we get started, y'all hit the like button.

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Subscribe button, hit it.

And keep your notifications turned on for your boy.

I need it.

Let's run these numbers up.

Y'all running everybody else's numbers up.

Remember, run mine up too.

Y'all know y'all, y'all seen the news.

Y'all know what's going on.

Them hoes trying to get on.

These hoes trying to set Unk up and we ain't gonna let it happen.

We ain't letting y'all bring down now another black celebrity.

No damn more.

Now everybody know Unk be knocking the scenes off this whole watermelon for the last two years.

He's been knocking the scenes out of watermelon.

All of a sudden now, this hundred million dollar contract come up.

Now she wanted to sue.

No.

You wasn't sueing when you were two-neck asshole, were you?

Hell no.

Did y'all read the shit?

He,

according to her, Back in October 2024, he assaulted her.

Now she's saying he sexually assaulted her again this year.

So they mean you went back.

He did it once.

So it wasn't good enough for you.

You gonna go back again?

Never.

Then you niggas know right now, you gotta be careful with these hoes out here right now.

They trying to get everything they can up out of you.

Unc ain't never made 100 million before.

He'll be in the lead, but 100 million, Uncle looking forward to got the million.

And now he got to wake up to these type of allegations?

Never.

You see, Unc old school, that nigga had every goddamn text message, every account he ever had with her.

He had it in the messages.

They don't ain't sent it to the lawyer.

Come here.

She's lying on me.

I ain't took nothing.

You gotta think about it, man.

Some people we don't know.

And you know, you guilty to proving innocent.

But

you talking about a motherfucker who brushed state teeth 15 times a day?

You begging for the case of Milky?

Never.

Unc from the South like me.

We ain't got to take a motherfucking thing.

If you got a level, chicken, you got to look good where I'm from.

But if you got a little buggy, you can get whatever you want.

The holes ain't telling you no.

They telling you yes.

I'm sick of us black men, man.

When we get in position, y'all, y'all,

they want to bring us down.

Then you got some of us in the coming.

Yeah, he probably did.

I knew y'all, y'all, y'all, y'all get negative.

Get negative.

First, said, I ain't going to even go there.

All I'm saying is this.

He ain't going to be the first.

He ain't going to be the last man.

We have to be careful out here, how we carry ourselves, because some women, some women are just looking for a come up.

They got certain people in their circle.

There's that, look, look, you're talking to such and such.

Let me know if you do any little thing.

Let me know.

And we'll get him.

That seems like that's what's going on right now.

They are attacking us from all different angles.

And we got to be smart, man.

And, you know and just me personally i'm just i i i can't see on taking nothing man i

y'all see on y'all see the way he is way talked way more

it ain't

just an old school country

come on now

But instead, it's all over the new is negativity.

Man, man getting ready to probably sign the biggest contract of his life.

Now he got to deal with some allegations.

Just bullshit, man.

It's propaganda.

i'm not falling for it hopefully y'all gonna fall for it but i don't want nobody to take my message away from what i'm saying and say man that girl might have digged you right when she might have digged and if she did justice she would get justice but i don't see it i just don't see it y'all um but if i'm wrong i'll come back on and say i'm wrong but i don't think i will Me personally, I don't think I will.

And they just, you know, I'm in right now.

And they just, I don't fucking feeling right now.

She talked, she fucking up the money.

I've got to sign them goddamn paper, and when he signs the paper, goddammit, he gotta come down here to see me to come in.

God damn it, come here.

I normally don't read this shit, but when aunt come down here, give me my goddamn blessing.

God damn it,

you owe me XY.

You hear that?

You owe me right,

come here, right there.

In paper,

come in.

I can't read what for damn.

But goddammit, when it comes to that money, I'm a goddamn scholar.

I'm a scholar.

But thank y'all for coming in tonight.

I just want to get that out of my chest.

Just want to get that out of my chest.

The Detroit Pistons beat the New York Rat Knicks tonight.

Kay Cuggenham had 33.

Tim Holloway Jr., trash.

Boy, you ain't got none of your daddy DNA in you.

Oh, for eight.

You couldn't score a motherfucking poor in 21,000 minutes.

All they hooping and hopping.

You've been on the bench all year.

Now you're starting.

Now you're playing like a best player, nigga.

Throwing my damn parlay.

And I'm fucking upset.

Can't even miss Tim Hardaway Jr.

name to me.

Give a damn we did win night.

Nigga, you can't sit by me on the plane, nigga.

I don't want to play cards with you.

I don't want to skate with you.

I don't want to do nothing with you.

Shack out took a Detroit first time winning the 15 with 15 playoff appearances.

They finally got one.

They headed home, took a mocha cigarette now up there in the D.

It's been a beautiful thing going on in the D this year, man.

Big meets home.

Hey, motherfucker ain't said a word, but that motherfucker, Big Meets home now.

He's shining.

God damn, he's back doing this thing.

I ain't saying he's hustling.

I'm just saying he's back doing his thing, man.

Got his teeth done like me.

Yep, come here.

And I ain't sold a grit, though come here

that's a bar yeah we both got our teeth done like i ain't sold a brick

but they white like

yep come here so i wear tea well yeah i know you can't see them god damn it come here

but i got the big meat she home um back in the flesh um

boy moving the groove and no game bml man we can't knock no people gonna say any and anything about a person whether he snitched i don't give a damn like i said if he did it didn't he home If he did, he ain't a good one.

Because, y'all, I'd have been home, like I told y'all, 30 summers ago.

I wouldn't have missed my son, Lil Meach, growing up like that.

I wouldn't have missed none of that kind of time.

I wouldn't,

but nevertheless, the man home.

Shaga took a D.

Um,

I look for the Detroit lines to bounce back this year.

Hopefully, they was injured out last year.

The last game, you know, the commanders ran through them.

But, you know, it is what it is right now, though.

Oh, so so i gotta take a d

for that um

yeah man pistons won a one one one series right now um

uh dingy strogue off the bench had 20 points tonight for the detroit piston and that helped that helped with tim hard away jr struggling the way he was struggling like i say k had 33 he had a bounce back game from game one um so let's just see how this series go i still got the knicks winging this series in six uh it might go seven but i got the knicks winging this series in six.

Just now tuning in right now.

New York, it's a vibe in the city now.

Pop Billy, Tracy Morgan, them pop back up.

Chris Rock at the game.

You already know Spike Lee being at the game.

Fat Joe at the game.

Everybody at the game now, the Rats at the game.

Goddamn, they wearing their Louis Vuitton scarves, Scullies, and all that shit right now.

So New York is up right now.

It's 1-1.

Nothing to be mad about.

I mean, y'all going to Detroit.

You're going right down the road.

It really ain't that far, if you ask me.

But this is going to be a good series.

I'm looking forward to going six or seven games.

How about y'all?

Lynnette, though,

you know,

I'm getting ready for tomorrow night.

You know,

I'm ready for the Lakers and the Wolves.

The, you know, game two.

Lakers came out.

It was terrible than a motherfucker Saturday night.

I mean,

they was awful.

I ain't going to lie.

They was awful.

I look for LeBron to come out tomorrow night.

On fire, I'm gonna need LeBron Jane to stop goddamn responding to Kevin Gates.

Fuck Kevin Gates, nigga.

We got a game to play.

I don't hear nothing about no motherfucking Kevin Gates, no goddamn no.

I know you love Savannah.

I know you love Savannah.

If you didn't, she would be with me in church.

Stop responding to him.

We know real love when we see it.

We know real love when we see it.

Now, they pole

with Brittany Ringer got Kevin Gay in amaze right now.

She's doing everything to fail.

He ain't even no damn Muslims in no damn home, if you ask me.

Nalcolm X ain't pleased with Brittany Ringer wearing that goddamn Muslim outfit.

Malcolm X ain't pleased with that.

Where ain't Maggie Gay, because I have her with me 224-7.

I would

He doing what he told to do right

so off that's what you supposed to do kevin i ain't maggots all i'm saying is need to go alone we got money on this need to go alone

don't bother him

you're a rapping ass go bother a rapper

go plant some fruits with drinker um god damn it leave braun alone

I'm already dealing with enough shit.

Dealing with the pastor texting my girl.

Yeah, he texted my girl.

Goddamn,

what you call that scriptures and selfish and shit.

So I stepped to him.

I said, look here, fam, why are you texting my girl late and night?

Nigga, go tell me Jesus never sleep.

And nigga, do I?

So I went and told the thing.

He said, again, I said again.

Y'all better keep that motherfucker out of my girl.

I'm tapping out right now.

Pastor, if you're watching this, y'all know you hear.

Nigga, I texted my girl, dog.

And I mean that,

from the bottom of my heart.

I take me and my girl, we'll go to another congregation if you're going to stop this.

Text your own girl dog.

Why you got to come at mine like that?

Come on now.

That ain't what we're doing.

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Sorry, y'all got a little, got a little off track, man.

Just never no, I'm just going through a lot.

I went to the doctor today for my blood pressure.

Don't you know the motherfucker made me get naked and get into a gown?

For my blood pressure, get naked and get into it.

They put me in a gown.

All they did was check my damn left arm.

That's all they did.

They do nothing else.

Now let me go to Jiffy Lube and get an oil change.

That motherfucker gonna come back with a clipboard and the whole presentation behind a goddamn oil chain.

Do you know your brakes?

Do you know you have an axle?

I ain't no my actual will crack crack, motherfucker.

Look, I'll be checking my arm.

And the mechanics stay thorough.

A mechanic can make you feel bad.

Did you ever decide to just look up under the hood?

Damn.

I didn't even think about that.

Now go to the doctor.

You can go to the doctor right now.

You can walk in limping like a motherfucker.

What the doctor gonna say?

What bring you in today?

Motherfucker, my will to live, nigga.

What bring me in?

You barely see me walking in this motherfucker.

Can't stand them damn doctors.

There's some niggas watching this show right now.

Can't even fucking see.

Don't think you need to go to the doctor.

You better get your ass down there to that doctor.

You can't see me spitting up blood, but you think you're going to be able to make it to work tomorrow.

Never.

You're going to make your way down in that mortuary, nigga.

That's where you're going to be.

It's time to wake up.

Time to smell the coffee.

You've been bullshitting the last five years.

Some of you Negro been on here bullshitting.

It's time to get to business.

No excuses.

Them goddamn Mexicans can come over here and stay six, seven, eight to a house.

God damn it, we can too.

Some of these Mexicans paying $100 a month rent.

It's $40 of them in that motherfucker, but they only spending $100.

You mean to tell me if some of y'all can't come together?

You know why?

Because y'all likes to steal.

Don't go by going to stay on no damn thief.

Can't leave your wallet, can't leave your money.

You leave, come back, your money gone.

And the nigga who stole it gonna help you look for it.

Man, I ain't got your money, but I help you turn up this high looking for it.

No, nigga, you got it.

And when I put the foul in your lie, y'all think I'm wrong.

Man, you charge this nigga over $20 and did.

I'm sick of the bullshit.

2025 been nothing but bullshit, and y'all know it.

Everybody call your phone line.

What's up, fam?

Nah, man, I just had you on my mind.

You a damn lie.

You just trying to trying to make, trying to get some kind of attachment to me so you can feel like when you fuck up or whatever, you can reach out to me and Dub gonna help you.

Well, guess what?

Dub ain't doing that shit no damn more.

Moving the fakers and falling in love with me a prostitute.

That's what I'm gonna do.

I'm gonna live my life on the road for you

Tired of being nice.

Together, y'all stepping on my goddamn back.

Together, y'all niggas knocking me out in the streets and taking pictures and videos and all that shit.

That shit dead.

Now, me, told y'all that shit dead.

My daddy talked shit to me earlier.

Out there in the front yard talking shit to me.

I told my dad, you see big boy right here?

Don't make me use him.

I can't hit you because I'm your son, but he and him, he don't feel, he don't, he ain't nothing to you.

You're a threat.

Now keep popping off daddy like you want to, and I'll put big boy in your life.

The Bible says, honor thy father and mother.

I will.

I won't lay a hand on my father, never.

But he can.

Buck around if you want to.

I'm using this motherfucker for anything I got going.

Remember that mother

coach?

When the goddamn basketball coach the other day didn't want to put my son in, goddammit, I pointed at Big Boy.

Don't make me send him down now.

Because I will.

I'll send him.

He don't go for me.

I'm an evil motherfucker.

Now I got money.

God damn it.

I'll send him down now.

Get off of me.

Worry about no goddamn lawsuit.

Don't you worry about none of that.

I'm in danger.

With my life in danger, goddammit.

You become a walker, Texas angel for me.

Come here.

I call him Tribe.

Come here.

Gotta be craffy, Dave, man.

People out to get you, man.

Whether you got money or you don't got money, they still out to get you.

They don't mind bringing your motherfucking ass down.

They don't.

These hoes don't love you, nickel.

Believe that.

These hoes don't love you at all.

Yeah, they're gonna go to the next man with the bigger thing and the bigger bankroll.

You're out of there.

Don't be like me crying and going on.

I hope you cheating on me and I'm taking her back.

What kind of shit is that?

Bitch, you cheated on me, but I'm taking you back.

Nicole, them days is over.

Them days is over.

Me sitting on the goddamn porch, crying, losing goddamn weight.

I'm not doing that no longer.

I'm not gonna be the plan to fool.

No, damn.

Oh, no, sir.

I'm not.

I'm the booklet with the sugar.

We live in better now, coochie sweater.

Now,

yeah,

somebody,

y'all know ain't lying.

They didn't believe in you.

Didn't think you were going to be nothing.

But guess what?

You went to jail, you came home.

She didn't want you no more.

But God bless you with a job at Pigam Pride.

God damn it, you hanging live chickens now.

You don't like hanging live chicken, but you're getting live chicken money now.

Now you're feeling yourself.

Now, now your mama back being nice to you, she let you build on a little room onto the house.

She didn't hit your cosine for you.

You didn't got your cell phone.

You got your little old socks.

Now, God damn it.

It ain't what you was, it's what you is.

Stop complaining, nigga.

Because there's some niggas right now here ain't can't get a job.

Hungry, Fine, they are.

Family don't love them.

Back against the wall.

They willing to do anything.

But before you crash out, nigga, before you crash out, just know there's a God up there that's looking down on you.

He ain't going to trust.

Ain't going to just.

Just because he's blessing everybody else around you, that don't mean he ain't forgot about you.

He ain't forgotten about you.

Your blessing gonna come, but you got to stay in the mud with it.

Yeah, everybody want to ride.

Everybody want to ride the train, but they don't want to pay the toll, baby.

That's life.

We all going to go through shit.

I go through shit every day, but I ain't letting it stop me.

They talk about me every day.

I ain't letting it stop me.

I'm a bad mother.

We all put the yep.

We ain't doing no complaining.

We're going to get to it.

God damn it.

We're going to get to it.

And like I told y'all, tomorrow night, you're going to see a different Lakers?

You're going to see a different goddamn Lakers squad.

I'll bet you that.

I got FaceTime earlier.

From who, duh?

Local?

Local had on that goddamn Durad?

Freshly rolled bronze from Brunny?

Come here.

We're gonna kick the Minnesota ass tomorrow.

We got to.

We can't go down 0-2, y'all.

A.R., I'm gonna need you to give me 25 tomorrow.

Brun, I need 25.

I know what Miracle Whip gonna give me.

Rui, I need 15.

Vincent, I need 10 from you.

Phoenix Mill, I need 10 from you.

God damn it, you give me that?

I'll counsel Chris.

God damn, Minnesota ain't gonna never win nothing.

Y'all fucking know it.

Little Ant-Man, but Minnesota ain't gonna never win nothing.

The NBA won't allow it.

You think that ever won when they had Garnett Marbury now?

They would want to be Sam Casa as a treasury.

They would want it back then, but they didn't.

You think they're gonna win it now?

Because they got steroid LA Rodriguez.

That's the owner?

No.

he couldn't even keep J-Lo out of here.

He's gonna stop keep the Lakers from winning.

No,

not arguing now, nigga.

They couldn't keep J-Lo.

Diddy couldn't keep him.

Rod Regals couldn't keep him.

Being athlet, he can't keep him.

She needs to come on over here with me.

I got a good goddamn spot for you, J-Lo, real toe.

It don't take much to please me either.

I don't give a damn about your money.

I don't want none to dead.

I'm a command.

You know what I want?

I want it now.

Come here.

yeah.

I bust my goddamn heart on J-Lo.

I'm not bullshitting Red Bull and Rose Boy.

I'm going down.

Make J-Low.

She's about 48, and I'm gonna get her pregnant too.

Goddamn right, ain't no forcings over here.

We're keeping this youngest out.

I'll be a stay-at-home father.

Yeah, come here.

Yeah, Jenny's from the block.

Yeah, I'm gonna give her some of this black.

Come here.

All night, too.

Ain't no ain't going south.

I'm gonna every PL known to me.

I'm going to stand up in them.

Yeah.

Ain't no beginner.

I'm going to whim.

Lord knows I'm going to sell them.

Yeah.

Yeah.

And you can't remove me from her life like paint down.

Come here.

Thank you for tuning in to this Bubble Doug show, man.

You know how I'll be rocking no real.

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The time take us down, y'all.

They trying to take us down.

And we can't fall victim to it.

We, you know, sometimes in life, man, you know, when you come from nothing,

you start getting a little something.

And, you know, certain things come around.

They ain't never came around the way they came around before.

If you know what I mean, get them bunnies.

Yeah, them motherfuckers never was around.

But now them bunnies, they're starting to come around and they friendly like about club hobbies.

And they dick like the sisters is what they talking about, the sisters, too.

Yeah, and they quilling and then they dipping.

So now you might find yourself in a situation that you ain't never been in before.

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Come here.

so you might find yourself in a situation you never had yourself in, but you gotta think that devil, that devil gonna bring whatever you love and like, he's gonna have it right there in front of you.

You could wake up that you mean I don't fucking these hoes no more.

I'm good.

Soon as you go to the store, there's semo.

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And that's how it go.

And you know how it go from now.

So I'm telling you, man,

some of this shit, man, you just got to let it go.

Man, no, man, that ain't for me.

That could be trouble.

The trouble, easy to get into, but it's hard to get out of.

One thing about this platform, we're going to come right on here like I'm doing and talk about it, whether you did it or you didn't.

We're going to talk about it, but I'm never going to rigor cure nobody.

And I don't want to sound like a hypocrite because I get on here.

I talk cash money shit about Diggy, but we know Diggy did some of that shit, whether he did it to the women or whether he did it to the niggas, but he did it it to somebody.

That's all I'm saying.

Diggy order one of them niggas.

I can best believe that.

Diggy done all the winning them niggas.

He's probably going to all go one of your favorite artists, too.

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It's a good game.

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Kawhi Lennon, man, I ain't seen a player since probably Kobe.

Mid-range game like Kawhi.

Kawhi get to his spots when he gets to them little corners

right there at the top of the key, like a free throw line.

You can't stop that motherfucker, man.

You can't stop Kawhi.

He should be unstoppable.

He missed all these goddamn games.

I mean, he should be fresh

and doing his thing.

All he needs to do is harden to get zipping.

And

this series might go sell.

I'm just saying, couples, nuggets, this series might go selling, y'all.

Y'all let me know.

Get in the chat.

Let me know what y'all think.

Y'all got any questions for me tonight?

God damn it.

Let's talk.

See, I'm all

ill.

God damn it, talk to me.

Be in Atlanta.

Um, I think we're in Atlanta.

Um,

and when we're in Atlanta,

May 13th.

I think we're in Atlanta, May 13th, bro.

If I ain't mistaken, May 13th or May 17th.

May 17th, I'm in Atlanta.

All my people out there in Atlanta grab them tickets.

We the ones tour, come see your boy.

Man, having a motherfucking ball on tour.

I'm having a ball on tour.

Come see your boy.

We'll talk.

Yeah, your pissing evening series.

I love it, man.

BJ, what it do?

Who's gonna let who down first?

Kawhi Harden.

I think Harden ended up letting him down before Kawhi.

I just think Kawhi, he's focused, and he just getting to his spots right now.

If Harden and Powell and Zubiak and them can just pitch in and give him something,

I feel like the Clippers

could tie a series up tonight.

I just, from what I see, Kay Cullingham was legit tonight.

Great bounce back game from game one.

But Tim Hardaway Jr.

didn't give him nothing.

Hopefully, he can go home and give them something, but I ain't picking this

no damn more.

i ain't picking them no damn more nip

not doing it y'all gotta go oh

i appreciate that uh fam appreciate that for real for real man milwaukee was milwaukee was uh a great city chicago was great kansas city everywhere i've been has been great it's been nothing but love positive reviews from the people um man i'm just having fun man hopefully y'all listen to dub i'm scared of carrying them man hey look i'm hoping the rockets take them boys seven games and win.

I'm a Laker.

If we get past Simmon Wood, I don't want to see no damn Curry and Jamesha Butler.

I don't want to see him.

And Draymond, I don't want to see him.

But

it's going to be great for TV.

It's going to be great for Reagan.

So, shit.

Let's see.

We ain't scared of nobody, though.

Let's get to it.

DDK, what'd he do?

Can Orlando get a game with the Celtics?

Hell no.

I don't see them getting the game.

I don't see Memphis winning a goddamn game now.

I don't know what the fuck is going on down there in Memphis, but goddamn it, you get beat by 51 motherfucking points.

Can't everybody got to be

even after the game, ain't we?

Motherfucker, we ain't finna go shop or we ain't do shit.

We finna go right back out here and practice.

I don't know what that was.

I ain't never seen nothing like that.

51.

Celtics put up 51.

Taylor didn't even really do nothing.

Jalen Brown didn't even do nothing.

It was white and Pritchard.

Like, man, Celtics got so many motherfuckers.

He liked the calves to me.

Like, that's the series I'm looking forward to.

The Calves and the Celtics going self.

They're just going to sell.

What about Minga So?

I like Minga Soga, but they're going up against my Lakers.

So, you know, I'm riding with the Lakers.

It just is what it is.

Me personally, I just don't feel like Mingasoga is the same team that was from last year.

But they still got Ant-Man.

So they always got a chance with Ant-Man.

And I know y'all seen that clip of him talking shit to them people.

Like, I love it, though.

I love a young nigga like that talking this shit.

And he's confident, you know, going to the Olympics this year and winning the gold, Melbourne, and being around all those guys and holding his own.

Yeah, yeah, Ant-Man, he really feels like he's the best player in the league, and that's the way he's supposed to feel.

Like, I love his confidence, I love it.

Like, you know,

bring that on.

If I was a ball player, and the way I see Ant-Man acting and talking, that ain't gonna do nothing but get me more hype and ready.

Let's go to war.

I know you're a bad motherfucker, but I am too.

Damn,

if I'm Luke, I'm running my headband tomorrow like Rainbow, I'm a bad motherfucking white boy now.

Me, Miracle Whip, I'm fast.

And I know y'all be tripping because I'll be talking about Larry Bird.

They get all funny games, man.

I know Larry Bird is one of the GOATs.

I know Larry Bird was one of them.

I do.

But I ain't from that era.

I'm from this goddamn era.

And what I'm telling y'all is, I seen them old ass highlights of Larry Bird doing what he wanted to do.

Now that I seen all that, but I see y'all still doing it just niggas who had pacemakers too.

Them niggas back then had bad goddamn hearts, and y'all know it.

Some niggas on Newport, some goddamn two, three minutes.

They talk.

I'm talking about this young generation right now, and goddamn Luke or him.

Motherfuckers shooting three from headcourt.

Could never bring a shoot them motherfucker from head court.

Hell no.

That's all I'm saying.

I know y'all got some work now, but the work now ain't like it used like it was back in the day when Pablo had his street drop.

Yeah, some of them, some of our people, your people used to walk around.

Now they don't fit now.

Cause the work different.

That's how the work the women different.

Yeah, back then, no,

$40, $50.

Now they all want $400.

They want $400.

Back then, $40 and $50, you good.

See, now they want $400.

If you, oh, they're going to tell.

Get him when you hold DM and watch them and watch them post it.

See,

you better make it make sense.

Oh, they'll make it make sense for you.

Just keep it in the book.

He'll hear wrong and all, too.

Big ride.

What it do, where are my truck drivers?

I got some truck driving ass niggas that's on this show right now.

I won't salute y'all for whatever y'all transporting.

All right, man.

Appreciate it.

Keep doing what you're doing.

Get plenty of rest, too.

don't be staying up when you when you know when you got to get out the truck and get rest hours don't be staying up with them lot lovers and jacket and all get you some goddamn rest boy get you some goddamn rest and get back on the road but shout out to all my truck drivers man i appreciate it uh

thank y'all for rocking with me man we

I'm having so much motherfucking fun.

I'm just so excited that it's the NBA playoffs.

Like, it's a game every night.

Like, it's a game every goddamn night.

And I love it, man.

But overall, if anybody in the room got any birthdays coming up, y'all talk to me.

Any birthdays coming up?

Let me know, man.

We're giving you a shout out.

We're giving you a shout out on the bubble dub.

So that's what we're doing, man.

Yeah, real talk.

Somebody say, Stop being all.

Can't stop.

So all my flatbed drivers, keep doing what you're doing.

Make sure your tires right.

Make sure your engine running right.

So you can make sure your logbook right.

So you can keep getting that goddamn paper.

Yeah, we ain't letting nobody get in the way of the money.

Can't do it now.

We ain't doing that.

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my son Marvin birthday tomorrow was here

Marvin tell Marvin Jr.

Happy birthday

I need to get Ocho on the show man I'm gonna reach out to him on Monday next week I got a surprise coming up

I don't know if I could tell y'all or not

Chris y'all could I tell them or not let me know let me know if I could tell the people the surprise I got coming up and I want y'all to do something for your boy uh i you know

you know i'll be working behind the scenes i'll be working my ass off so see he telling me i can't say it so i hopefully i get to announce it tomorrow again but i can't wait i can't wait to tell y'all the good news but uh yeah i got something in the works for y'all for sure y'all gonna love this and yeah and i already know when i tell y'all y'all gonna be like and you better do your thing too and you better say this and you better say that so hopefully i get to announce it tomorrow and let y'all know what it is june 16th somebody's birthday popping up.

Shout out to my fam back home, baked that.

His birthday just came.

Happy birthday to you, fam.

Hope you enjoyed yourself, man.

You know, we're going to keep runging it up the way we runing it off.

Yeah, yo, that's what we doing.

What we doing?

I can't tell y'all.

Yeah, I want to, but I can't.

It's

legal shit, too.

I had to sign, so I can't say yet.

Yeah, these niggas had.

uh pacemakers and shit back when larry berg and jordan was playing that's why jordan was able to go buy them niggas like that because them niggas already had bad hearts.

These niggas, LeBron and Luca, them playing against these niggas AI.

We don't know if AI, Ant-Man, really Ant-Man.

We don't fucking know that man.

The way this nigga jumping and getting hoes, praying nigga, and they ain't getting tired, that nigga might be AI.

We don't even know it.

We live in a different time now.

These

days, they slow.

They slow a little bit.

I'm not a machine day, and they retarded a little bit i'm just saying these kids retarded a little bit just a little bit they retarded

you know it i saw it

we would girl try to buck up to our parents these these days are trying to fight us

and no fear

niggas are coming home from fishing me and my partner came home you know we went fishing i came in you know got my fishes and

stepson in the living room hey kick out here and help me you know what i'm saying Skin these fish.

I ain't skinning no fish.

Nigga, you're gonna skin these motherfucking fish or whoop my ass.

That's what I told him.

Nigga, I start to fade him.

Help me skin this fish or whoop my ass.

Nigga, whoop my ass.

I was just bluffing.

Nigga, got the eye on me, real good.

Security guard won't hear at the time.

It's all good, but he'll be here tomorrow.

When his mama leaves, I'm having security guard the slag at niggas.

Real talk.

Yeah, dump him on that motherfucking nick.

Nigga, yeah, how that fit.

Yeah, watch.

It's gonna happen tomorrow.

When your mom leaves, he's in the room, not asleep.

It's all good.

I ain't saying nothing to him.

It's all good.

Security goes here tomorrow by 8:30 in the morning.

We'll talk.

Come here.

Yeah, wake your ass up, Melvin.

Yeah, what is it?

Yeah, remember what you did to me yesterday?

When it's new date now, nigga, do me like you did yesterday.

You big, six, seven, three hundred fifty-five-pound motherfucker.

Can move like Emmets.

Come here,

and I'm feeding him too.

Damn.

Gotta take care of you people.

Gotta take care of the wolves.

Or you become bait.

Believe that.

Yeah, I'm right.

I ain't worried about him no more.

It's all good.

Tomorrow morning, he getting his ass whooped.

It's all good.

And I say that kind of.

You know, I won't say it too loud because a nigga might wake up and come in here and want to do something to me.

But, yeah, but tomorrow, 8:30, when my security guard gets here, we whooping ass tomorrow.

we whoop as soon as my security guard look at my eye look at my eye bro that's what he did to me he did look look look look i can't even see i can't even see him to go in my wallet to pay you so you better do something about this

so when big boy come out you're gonna get ready for football press bow

damn hey i get him out yeah

oh i'm gonna get you I'm from the old school.

If I don't get you in the wash, I'm damn sure going to get you in the ranch.

You can best believe that.

Somebody hit me up too.

Dub, you putting a parlay on Tim Holloway Jr.

again?

Hell no.

On Kyle Coosma?

Hell no.

I will not.

I lost putting my goddamn money on them boys.

And I don't know.

I'm not really getting there all that.

But hell no.

Trash of the day.

Tim Holloway Jr.

came in 0 for 8, 0 for 6 and 3 point.

Trash.

Nigga had more files than he had points.

What they do, they had trash of the day, going to Tim Holloway Junior, but you ain't got none of your daddy DNA in you at all.

Y'all better stop playing.

Go sign up with Project 50.

She said,

I was talking about y'all need some money.

She better get your ass over there right now.

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What we're talking about?

What we talk to me?

What are we talking about?

We're going to talk about Uncle and that scandal.

Y'all seen Bobby Brown say

Er Gaga gave him a million dollars for that video shoot and you smoked it.

You were high on that goddamn roof.

I know you were.

You said you were scared to go up there, so I know you was on some great goddamn powder when you got up there on that roof.

The way you were dancing and humping around,

thug loving, thug loving, thug loving.

And I know you want more

with me.

I know you missed my loving, my loving, thug, loving.

Yeah,

yeah, I know you missed this pile of bubble.

Yeah, come here.

Thou still in the game.

I still serve Bobby.

Give a damn about him saying he quit.

I put it in his face, nigga.

You don't want none of that?

It take you back to 88, my prerogative.

Yeah, Tinder Romp.

Come here.

Why is Bobby go?

Come,

y'all wonder why I'm on the run.

Y'all wondering what's going on with Ray J.

Shit, he missed that power.

He missed the power.

If I was in the game, I served.

That's my new motto.

I serve.

Nigga, you want it?

And I got it.

You going to get it?

Ray bread.

Amen.

How y'all feeling?

Lewis Kimberly's damn right is easy money, man.

Say, I'll be what it do.

J-Lo will be 56, and I don't give a damn.

I want

what he says, I want her.

I want her.

You ain't like this, and you ain't like that.

I want her.

Yeah,

hey, man, y'all gotta get your groove back, baby.

Y'all, y'all too stiff, baby.

Got to go in there and rub your old.

I know I got some old heads right now, 55 and up on the show.

Your old lady done cooked, clean, she in the bed.

Now she resting.

You know, you up here watching me, laughing and giggling.

She thinks you're crazy here for watching me.

She isn't asleep.

Go in and and touch roof on her

shoulder

touch again on her motherfucking shoulder but before you do that you make sure you don't want to touch you one of them goddamn pills

and when she do roll over she seen him yeah he was a little boy earlier but now he a full grown man she ain't seen me like this in a while yeah yeah come here come here take that goddamn big ass heavy ass down oh and god damn it let's do it like we you got to do it i'm telling you right now go in there and wake Ruth and ask.

Oh,

reason why I'm saying it, because Barbara Lean coming over

after I get off this podcast tonight.

Barbara Lee ain't coming over.

And she ain't wearing no panties.

Yeah, I call her Miss Ella Wee.

Yo, Marcus.

Yo, Marcus.

Barbara Lean, come here.

She got a key to the house.

Now, don't y'all tell nobody.

She got a key to the house.

I be showing out a little bit.

I, you know, I'll be on that diss ain't trash.

I'd be high when she come in.

I be bugging Nikki up under the moonlight.

Come here.

She think I'm romantic.

I be making straight up love to Barbara Lean and I'm not pulling out.

I leave it alone.

She love it too.

Y'all, she loves me.

She loving me.

It fake to feel good when a woman love you, man.

She makes me feel like I'm the motherfucking man.

Do you feel me?

She make me feel like I can fight.

Now, that's the kind of goddamn woman I like.

A woman that can make me feel like I can throw these motherfuckers when I know I can't.

She the one for me.

That's the motherfucker I turned my back on.

I turned my back on my mama for Barbara Lynn.

Mama calling me.

Baby, I need you to take me to the doctor.

I can't.

Why?

I got to take Barbara Lynn to her goddamn doctor pour me.

God damn it.

You tell daddy dig his ass up and take you.

I've got to take Barbara Lynn to the goddamn doctor.

Get you.

And it feels so good.

Y'all niggas, y'all old ass niggas, and we got things got rigged in them old ass hoes.

We got them young hoes.

They can took all your goddamn money.

They can ran your criggle up.

God damn it.

Now you're in your cash.

Now you're going to know what to do.

Now you're trying to come back over here.

Them old hoes don't want you.

They're on here.

Because I'm a real nigga.

I go to church with them.

I go to bingo with them.

I cook to the doctor with them.

I do everything with Barbara Lee and man.

This bitch can't do nothing without me.

Real talk.

I'm in this bitch here like, damn, you a real talk.

Damn right.

And I'm going to stroke her after this show, too.

I'm going to give me some cuddy tonight, boy.

I'm going to get me some goddamn cuddy tonight.

I ain't as soon as she come through the door, I'm going to be on her ass like a goddamn cougar.

Yeah, goddamn right.

I'm all alone.

Yeah, like them cougars be on them white people in them

in California on them bike rides.

That's how I'm going to be on her tonight.

Come on in.

But you got to take your time with them all.

And like I told you, you can't rush it.

They like pace.

They like that you can tease them a little bit.

Yeah.

I tease barber lean different i'm gonna cook you some greens tomorrow baby button stop you can't cook i'm gonna cook you small pork chops too bad

with rice

with craving

yeah i'm gonna do that for you boo boy you know i am baby and cornbread yeah i'm gonna go out there to the church bake sale with you baby that's when she get freaking damn yeah

Let me show you something, young man.

You just lay back.

Just lay back and let mama handle you.

When them old school women tell you just lay back and let them handle you you finna get the best head of your motherfucking life barbarine head so motherfucking good i took a pistol on her last week you get your good sucking ass up out of him

get up out of here

she damned that had me have my leg behind my goddamn head do you hear me

I'm a man.

She had my goddamn leg right here.

I'm doing shit I ain't never done before.

I told her she ever tell anybody I killed her.

I told you ever tell anybody I

kill her.

I end it.

See y'all again tomorrow night.

Peace and love them out.

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